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			<title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 7 - We're Not In Kansas Anymore]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 5 - We're In The Doghouse Now]]></title>
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			<title>My Dog Shits Cash - 4 - Rockstars</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://freesound.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Freesound.org</a> and <a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to <a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a>, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>My Dog Shits Cash - 3 - From The Dog, The Cash Was Beshitted</title>
			<itunes:title>My Dog Shits Cash - 3 - From The Dog, The Cash Was Beshitted</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 11:08:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Freesound.org and Zapsplat.com</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to LukeKondor.com, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Freesound.org and Zapsplat.com</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to LukeKondor.com, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 2 - Mum, Dad, & The Rest]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 2 - Mum, Dad, & The Rest]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 10:56:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://freesound.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Freesound.org</a> and <a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to <a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a>, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 1 - Being Reasonable & Other Unreasonable Things]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[My Dog Shits Cash - 1 - Being Reasonable & Other Unreasonable Things]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 12:46:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://freesound.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Freesound.org</a> and <a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to <a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a>, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written and narrated by me, Luke Kondor</p><br><p>With music by myself as Duke Rondo, Chris Zabriskie, Ben Duncan, and ENDARCHRIVAL.</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://freesound.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Freesound.org</a> and <a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>For more of my work head over to <a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a>, that’s Kondor with a K.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Be sure to leave a review, tell your friends, and look after your mind, and your pets.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Cheers.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.6 Guided Meditation</title>
			<itunes:title>S2.6 Guided Meditation</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2021 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Guided MeditationStories and words by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)Music in this episode was provided byThom Robson (https://www.thomrobsonmusic.com/)and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)Sound effects provided ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Guided Meditation</p><p>Stories and words by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p><br></p><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Thom Robson (https://www.thomrobsonmusic.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>If you enjoyed today’s episode you can follow me and my work at www.lukekondor.com</p><p>You can check out my other podcast, The Other Stories.</p><p>You can help support the show by donating a bit of Tonga over at ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</p><p>Also come join the bizarro discord server to hang around with bizarro writers and fans over at www.lukekondor.com/bizarro</p><br><p>Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Guided Meditation</p><p>Stories and words by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p><br></p><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Thom Robson (https://www.thomrobsonmusic.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>If you enjoyed today’s episode you can follow me and my work at www.lukekondor.com</p><p>You can check out my other podcast, The Other Stories.</p><p>You can help support the show by donating a bit of Tonga over at ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</p><p>Also come join the bizarro discord server to hang around with bizarro writers and fans over at www.lukekondor.com/bizarro</p><br><p>Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.5 Maggie Thatcher Egg Hatcher</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 09:47:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Maggie Thatcher Egg HatcherWritten by Leigham Shardlow (https://twitter.com/G_S_Ball)Narrated by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)Music in this episode was provided by&nbsp;Blear Moon (https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/)Ira Rat (ht...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Maggie Thatcher Egg Hatcher</p><p>Written by Leigham Shardlow (<a href="https://twitter.com/G_S_Ball" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/G_S_Ball</a>)</p><p>Narrated by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by&nbsp;</p><p>Blear Moon (<a href="https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/</a>)</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, <a href="http://TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>If you enjoyed today’s episode you can follow me and my work at <a href="http://www.lukekondor.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.lukekondor.com</a></p><p>You can check out my other podcast, The Other Stories.</p><p>You can help support the show by donating a bit of Tonga over at <a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a>&nbsp;</p><p>Also come join the bizarro discord server to hang around with bizarro writers and fans over at www.lukekondor.com/bizarro</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Maggie Thatcher Egg Hatcher</p><p>Written by Leigham Shardlow (<a href="https://twitter.com/G_S_Ball" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/G_S_Ball</a>)</p><p>Narrated by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by&nbsp;</p><p>Blear Moon (<a href="https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/</a>)</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, <a href="http://TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>If you enjoyed today’s episode you can follow me and my work at <a href="http://www.lukekondor.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.lukekondor.com</a></p><p>You can check out my other podcast, The Other Stories.</p><p>You can help support the show by donating a bit of Tonga over at <a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a>&nbsp;</p><p>Also come join the bizarro discord server to hang around with bizarro writers and fans over at www.lukekondor.com/bizarro</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.4 The Projected Man</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2021 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Projected ManWritten by Chris Kelso (https://twitter.com/chriskelso5)Narrated by Josh Curran (https://twitter.com/jcurranwriter)Music in this episode was provided byIra Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Projected Man</p><p>Written by Chris Kelso (https://twitter.com/chriskelso5)</p><p>Narrated by Josh Curran (https://twitter.com/jcurranwriter)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><br><p><br></p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</p><br><p><br></p><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.3 The Bradley Sands Game Collection</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2021 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>!!!TRIGGER WARNING. One character uses a derogatory term with regards to homosexuality. TRIGGER WARNING!!!</p><br><p>All the stories and the text-adventure game segment were written by Bradley Sands (https://twitter.com/BradleySands</p><p>Narrated by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><br><p><br></p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</p><br><p><br></p><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>!!!TRIGGER WARNING. One character uses a derogatory term with regards to homosexuality. TRIGGER WARNING!!!</p><br><p>All the stories and the text-adventure game segment were written by Bradley Sands (https://twitter.com/BradleySands</p><p>Narrated by Luke Kondor (https://twitter.com/lukeofkondor)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sound effects provided by Zapsplat.com</p><br><p><br></p><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to LukeKondor.com</p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</p><br><p><br></p><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.2 The Time I Took Hamlet Right Into The Danger Zone</title>
			<itunes:title>S2.2 The Time I Took Hamlet Right Into The Danger Zone</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2021 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Time I Took Hamlet Right Into The Danger ZoneWritten by Charles Austin Muir (https://twitter.com/CharlesAMuir)Narrated by Justin Fife (https://twitter.com/justinbfife)Music in this episode was provided byIra Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)Dark ...</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Time I Took Hamlet Right Into The Danger Zone</p><p>Written by Charles Austin Muir (https://twitter.com/CharlesAMuir)</p><p>Narrated by Justin Fife (https://twitter.com/justinbfife)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>Dark Fantasy Studio (http://darkfantasystudio.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by&nbsp;<a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><br><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to&nbsp;<a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a></p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list,&nbsp;<a href="http://tinyletter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to&nbsp;<a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a>&nbsp;you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Time I Took Hamlet Right Into The Danger Zone</p><p>Written by Charles Austin Muir (https://twitter.com/CharlesAMuir)</p><p>Narrated by Justin Fife (https://twitter.com/justinbfife)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>Dark Fantasy Studio (http://darkfantasystudio.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by&nbsp;<a href="http://zapsplat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><p>Design work by Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><br><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to&nbsp;<a href="http://lukekondor.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a></p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list,&nbsp;<a href="http://tinyletter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to&nbsp;<a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a>&nbsp;you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S2.1 Bizarronauts</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Conrad Lubbox is out to get you you stupid idiotWritten by Frank J Edler (https://twitter.com/NJMetal)Narrated by Persephone Rose (https://www.instagram.com/mpersephonerose/)Happiness Man&nbsp;Written by Amy M Vaughn (https://www.instagram.co...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Conrad Lubbox is out to get you you stupid idiot</p><p>Written by Frank J Edler (https://twitter.com/NJMetal)</p><p>Narrated by Persephone Rose (https://www.instagram.com/mpersephonerose/)</p><br><p>Happiness Man&nbsp;</p><p>Written by Amy M Vaughn (https://www.instagram.com/amym.vaughn/)</p><p>Narrated by Alexandra Elroy (https://www.billyshakes.nl/)</p><br><p>President of Presidents&nbsp;</p><p>Written by Ben Fitts (https://twitter.com/doomgoat666</p><p>Narrated by Grant Patrizio (https://twitter.com/grantpatrizio)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>Phil Andrews (https://www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandid=1000267)</p><p>Chris Zabriskie (https://chriszabriskie.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://Zapsplat.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><br><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to <a href="http://LukeKondor.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a></p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, <a href="http://TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to <a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a> you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Conrad Lubbox is out to get you you stupid idiot</p><p>Written by Frank J Edler (https://twitter.com/NJMetal)</p><p>Narrated by Persephone Rose (https://www.instagram.com/mpersephonerose/)</p><br><p>Happiness Man&nbsp;</p><p>Written by Amy M Vaughn (https://www.instagram.com/amym.vaughn/)</p><p>Narrated by Alexandra Elroy (https://www.billyshakes.nl/)</p><br><p>President of Presidents&nbsp;</p><p>Written by Ben Fitts (https://twitter.com/doomgoat666</p><p>Narrated by Grant Patrizio (https://twitter.com/grantpatrizio)</p><br><p>Music in this episode was provided by</p><p>Ira Rat (http://www.irarat.com/)</p><p>Phil Andrews (https://www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandid=1000267)</p><p>Chris Zabriskie (https://chriszabriskie.com/)</p><p>and Duke Rondo (https://soundcloud.com/luke-kondor)</p><br><p>Sound effects provided by <a href="http://Zapsplat.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Zapsplat.com</a></p><br><p>Illustration by Iain Laurie (https://www.instagram.com/mriainlaurie/)</p><br><p>You can follow me and my work by following me on all social media platforms at https://twitter.com/LukeofKondor or go to <a href="http://LukeKondor.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LukeKondor.com</a></p><p>If you want to hear about my first bizarro novella, which will be out later this year, join the mailing list, <a href="http://TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TinyLetter.com/lukeofondor</a></p><br><p>I’ve also set up a ko-fi page. So if you head over to <a href="http://ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ko-fi.com/lukeofkondor</a> you can donate a little bit of cash for future episodes.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[S1.6 There's No Such Thing As Mums]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[S1.6 There's No Such Thing As Mums]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2020 07:27:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Last episode of our first season!Music by Ira Rat and Phil Andrews,</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Last episode of our first season!</p><br><p>Music by Ira Rat and Phil Andrews,</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Last episode of our first season!</p><br><p>Music by Ira Rat and Phil Andrews,</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S1.5 British Bizarro Flash Spam</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2020 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>A trio of bizarro flash pieces today from myself, Leigham Shardlow, and Chris Meekings.Narrated by myself and Justin Fife.Edited by Luke Kondor (me).With music by Chris Zabriskie and Ira Rat.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>A trio of bizarro flash pieces today from myself, Leigham Shardlow, and Chris Meekings.</p><p>Narrated by myself and Justin Fife.</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor (me).</p><p>With music by Chris Zabriskie and Ira Rat.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>A trio of bizarro flash pieces today from myself, Leigham Shardlow, and Chris Meekings.</p><p>Narrated by myself and Justin Fife.</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor (me).</p><p>With music by Chris Zabriskie and Ira Rat.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S1.4 Fingerprints On The Blind Tour</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Written by Madeleine SwannNarrated by Alexandra ElroyEdited by Luke Kondor.With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.&nbsp;]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Written by Madeleine Swann</p><p>Narrated by Alexandra Elroy</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor.</p><p>With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.&nbsp;</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written by Madeleine Swann</p><p>Narrated by Alexandra Elroy</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor.</p><p>With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.&nbsp;</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S1.3 The D. Harlan Wilson Mixtape</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2020 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Three stories today, all written by D Harlan Wilson.Narrated by Persephone Rose, Justin Fife, and Luke Kondor.Edited by Luke Kondor.With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Three stories today, all written by D Harlan Wilson.</p><p>Narrated by Persephone Rose, Justin Fife, and Luke Kondor.</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor.</p><p>With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Three stories today, all written by D Harlan Wilson.</p><p>Narrated by Persephone Rose, Justin Fife, and Luke Kondor.</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor.</p><p>With music by Ira Rat and Chris Zabriskie.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S1.2 Last Good Day Before Goodbye</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Written by Ira RatNarrated by Josh CurranEdited by Luke KondorWith music by Chris Zabriskie & Ira Rat]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Written by Ira Rat</p><p>Narrated by Josh Curran</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor</p><p>With music by Chris Zabriskie &amp; Ira Rat</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Written by Ira Rat</p><p>Narrated by Josh Curran</p><p>Edited by Luke Kondor</p><p>With music by Chris Zabriskie &amp; Ira Rat</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat">http://supporter.acast.com/talesofwhat</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>S1.1 TERROR SARDINES in TERROR SAUCE</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Written by Douglas HackleNarrated by Persephone RoseEdited by Luke KondorWith music by Phil Andrews. Buggici, & Ira Rat]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:subtitle>So many questions.Just what the hell is bizarro fiction anyway?qm4s4ZYu7OrsLHotfkKm</itunes:subtitle>
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