21 Minutes to Go with Goldstein and Cundy

Episode 42 - The Beatles and Bros on a boat

Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

Its late. Nearly 1am. I don't have time to write this. Its only 21 mins long. just press play.

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Epsode 41.5 - Do Tesco sell beds?

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

Honestly not as good as the Monday podcast but what do you expect when we only have studio 2 for 50 mins?

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Episode 41 - Hit the skins Bubba

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

Bubba makes a welcome return after serving 11 years at His Majesty's Pleasure.

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Episode - 40.5 Have you eaten fish shit?

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week, Andy and Jason discuss caviar, the luxurious delicacy made from salt-cured fish eggs, traditionally sourced from sturgeon. They explore its origins around the Caspian and Black Seas, how it’s harvested, graded, and why it commands such high prices. The conversation breaks down flavor profiles, textures, and the cultural status tied to caviar, while also touching on sustainability and modern alternatives. By the end, listeners gain a clear, approachable understanding of what caviar is and why it remains so iconic worldwide.

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Episode 40 - Porn or Bjorn? Revisited

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week the boys take a trip down Yesteryear Road to re-visit a Sportsbar favourite that would get them cancelled if played today. But because its a podcast it doesnt really count. We hope.

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Episode 39.5 - Mo Farah Vs Luke Littler

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

The other stuff from Mondays poddy

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Episode 39 - Can you have an adult lamb?

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

“21 Minutes to Go” drops Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy into a world of thin walls, petty grievances, and suburban one-upmanship—where every episode feels like a battle over pride, class, and who gets the last word. Across exactly 21 minutes, the pair bicker and banter through everyday absurdities, from social status and neighbourly tension to the small indignities that somehow become enormous arguments.

Their dynamic mirrors a mismatched household: one forever pushing for more, the other clinging to comfort, both armed with sharp wit and zero intention of backing down. What starts as casual chat spirals into theatrical disputes, full of sarcastic jabs, stubborn standoffs, and reluctant moments of agreement.

Set against a backdrop of nostalgic domestic chaos, the podcast thrives on the comedy of conflict—where nothing is ever truly resolved, but everything is endlessly entertaining before the clock inevitably runs out.

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Episode 38.5 - Would You Date Fish face?

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

On a delightfully absurd episode, Goldstein and Cundy elevate a whimsical question into a sly examination of desire, otherness, and the limits of imagination. With comic timing and unexpected erudition, they wander through biology, mythology, and loneliness, revealing how fantasy often clarifies human longing more than realism. The central premise becomes less a curiosity than a mirror, reflecting anxieties about intimacy, difference, and compromise. Beneath the banter lies a quiet philosophical inquiry: whether love is defined by compatibility or by the courage to embrace the unknowable, even when it exists just beyond ordinary experience and beckons toward impossible futures.

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Episode 38 - Has Rob Beckett Replied ?

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:01:00 GMT

If played backwards this episode contains the lyrics to The Beatles' Let It Be.

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Episode 37.5 - Pig Nipples

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

A boy with pig-pink nipples stood in the rain,

Laughing as puddles tried on his name.

He said the wind kept secrets in jars,

And fed the clouds leftover stars.

No one quite knew what story was true,

But the moon nodded slowly like it somehow knew.

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Episode 37 - Jumper James

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

In this episode of 21 Minutes to Go, Goldstein and Cundy attempt five topics: philosophical kettles, suspiciously confident pigeons, the political ambitions of toast crumbs, why chairs remember conversations, and whether Tuesday is emotionally available. Sentences wander off mid-thought while teaspoons debate gravity and a curtain develops strong opinions about biscuits. Andy accidentally interviews a cloud that refuses to be indoors, while Jason argues with a lamp about the colour of silence. Nothing connects, several ideas wear hats made of confusion, and a microwave applauds politely before forgetting it was a microwave.

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Episode 36.5 How Many Croissants is Too Many?

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

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Episode 36 - Unbelievable

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

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Episode 35.5 - Mrs G. Can’t Sneeze Once

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

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Episode 35 - Noel, Liam, Gem and .......

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

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Episode 34.5 - Sat Nav to the Moon

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week’s episode arrives carrying the weight of expectation, living squarely in the shadow of Monday’s standout release. Where that earlier installment felt sharp, focused, and unexpectedly electric, this one feels more like a relaxed follow-up—pleasant enough, but missing the spark that made Monday’s episode memorable.

From the beginning, the difference in energy is noticeable. Goldstein and Cundy settle into their usual rhythm, but the pacing feels looser and less deliberate. Monday’s episode had a clear through-line and confident structure; this one drifts between topics without ever fully committing to any of them. Conversations begin with promise yet taper off before reaching real depth, giving the overall discussion a slightly unfinished quality.

The banter, typically a highlight, lands inconsistently. There are flashes of the chemistry that made Monday’s show shine—quick exchanges, clever callbacks, and moments of genuine spontaneity. But those moments are brief. More often, jokes stretch a little too long or fade without payoff. The timing feels just slightly off, as if everyone is still recalibrating after the high of the previous episode.

Structurally, the episode is competent but less cohesive. Segments feel more loosely assembled than intentionally crafted. Monday’s release flowed seamlessly from one idea to the next, building momentum as it progressed. This week’s entry feels episodic in a different sense: a collection of conversations rather than a unified experience. There’s no clear crescendo, no defining segment that anchors the hour.

Interestingly, the hosts seem aware of the comparison. Light jokes about following up a strong episode hint at the pressure of sustaining momentum. That self-awareness adds a layer of authenticity, but it also underscores the challenge they face. It’s difficult to replicate lightning in a bottle, and this episode feels like an attempt to rediscover that energy rather than confidently extend it.

That said, the episode isn’t bad. In isolation, it would likely register as a solid, mildly entertaining installment. The production remains clean, the tone is friendly, and there are still moments of insight and humor. It simply suffers by comparison. Monday’s episode set a higher bar, and this one doesn’t quite reach it.

As it moves toward its conclusion, the show continues at an even, unhurried pace. The closing moments are warm but routine, lacking the resonant finish that defined the earlier release. When the music fades, there’s no standout takeaway—just the sense of having spent time with familiar voices in a comfortable, if slightly subdued, conversation.

Ultimately, this episode serves as a reminder that creative peaks are hard to sustain. Not every release can redefine expectations. While it may not capture the brilliance of Monday’s show, it reflects the natural rhythm of ongoing work: a quieter chapter following a high point. It’s a decent, occasionally engaging listen—just not as compelling as the episode that came before it.

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Episode 34 - When is National Eyeball Day?

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

In this episode, microphones wear hats while the tea interviews gravity about biscuits. Goldstein discusses sideways umbrellas that whisper Tuesdays into a cardboard sunset. Cundy interrupts with a sandwich forecast predicting dolphins made of custard and punctual thunder. The plot revolves around a staircase that forgets its elbows during competitive knitting. Listeners are advised to fasten their teacups before applauding the invisible wallpaper. Destiny arrives disguised as a toaster juggling encyclopedias underwater. By the end, everyone agrees the horizon tastes purple, especially on alternate Wednesdays. Nothing politely explodes because the calendar borrowed ankles from a lighthouse choir. Silence eats spoons.

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Episode 33.5 - Cundy Kisses his Ring

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Left overs from Monday. Personally I'd skip this one,

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Episode 33 - Who's Come Over Olly's Head?

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week Goldstein and Cundy discuss the quiet spectacle of a single wall transformed in real time. With immersive sound design and razor-sharp wit, they track every subtle shift in tone, every tightening surface, every microscopic drama unfolding before the eye. What seems motionless becomes suspenseful, even profound, as chemistry, patience, and perception collide. It’s a meditation on attention and the art of noticing—proof that when you truly look, nothing is ever boring. The tension builds in astonishing silence slowly.

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Episdoe 32.5 - Baseton Chunderfee

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

The boys talk about crop rotation and as the question: Is worming fun anymore?

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Episode 32 - Bits and Bobs Your Uncle

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

In this episode Cundy tries to explain to Goldstein Riemann Hypothesis.

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Episode 31.5 - Greece 3 Scarface 2

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

If you thought Mondays show was bad, wait until you hear this one.

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Episode 31 - A Biscuit on Ice

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

In this episode the boys talk about a biscuit. Most ople know what a biscuit is. But did you know The word "biscuit" derives from the Latin panis biscoctum, meaning "twice-cooked," because they were originally baked and then dried out in a slow oven to ensure they lasted for long journeys, such as those taken by sailors and soldiers.

I did.

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Episode 30.5 - 2.6 Children

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

A poddy half as good as Mondays

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Episode 30 - Timothy Fedwell

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

21 mins you'll never get back

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Episode 29.5 - Who invented the Wheel?

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Some how the boys have too much nonsense for the Monday's poddy so have made another one with all the left overs.

Its not that good if you want my honest opinion. It's o.k......Nothing to write home about.

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Episode 29 - Throwing down the Goblet

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week the boys are joined by Tom Cruise and Tessa Sanderson.

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Episode 28.5 - Cundy has a Wham

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

All the stuff that Goldstein and Cundy deemed not funny enough for this weeks podcast has been made into a podcast.

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Episode 28 - Coronation Chicken

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week Andy and Jason swap names.

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Episode 27 - Nothing is as old as bread

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

If you had nothing to do in a leap year you can listen to this episode on repeat 25,028 times and still have 12 mins left to build up to new year.

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Episode 26 - Cucumber and a cup of tea

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Its the first podcast of 2026 but, with every show NOT being time sensitive, the boys decide to ignore that formula talk about new year.

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Episode 25 - Craig David

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This week the lads discuss surgery with life and death decisions, air traffic controlling and what its really like being an Alaskan crab fisherman.

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Episode 24 - Ace and The Thumb

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

If over Christmas you need a day to your self, listen to this festive podcast 68.57 times.

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Episode 23 - Mr. Big Fingers

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Warning. This podcast comes with a warning.

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Episode - 22 Can you eat soup?

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This episode features chat about Albert Einstein. He of course invented Pi. So please make of note of the first 1000 numbers of Pi otherwise you may not get the joke at the end.

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091

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Episode 21 - Cundy Loves Cox

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Cundy talks about his love of Cox

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Episode 20 - Henry the Hoover

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

If you are easily offended by inanimate household objects giving sexual pleasure to adult males maybe best if you skipped this episode.

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Episode 19 - Paula

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Paula knew two boys both keen,

Jason sharp and Andy so serene.

Jason talked fast, his stories so bold,

Andy just smiled - pure heart of gold.

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Episode 18 - Sigourney Weaver and Jake Paul's brother

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

If, after listening to this you still have a spare 1 hour 49 mins to fill, may i suggest to watch the film Seven, its about a retiring police Detective William Somerset (Morgan Freeman), who tackles a final case with the aid of newly transferred David Mills (Brad Pitt), they discover a number of elaborate and grizzly murders. They soon realize they are dealing with a serial killer (Kevin Spacey) who is targeting people he thinks represent one of the seven deadly sins. Somerset also befriends Mills' wife, Tracy (Gwyneth Paltrow), who is pregnant and afraid to raise her child in the crime-riddled city.

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Episode 17 - Is a fish a fish?

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

The podcast in which one lucky listener could win £14 Million pounds!!!

( If that lucky listener wins the £14 million Euromillions whilst listening to the podcast)

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Episode 16 - Peter the talking dolphin

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This week Andy and Jason embark on an intellectual odyssey, navigating the vast expanse of human knowledge with unparalleled acumen. Their discourse transcends the quotidian, delving into the arcane realms of quantum mechanics, neurophilosophy, the metaphysics of consciousness and they also talk about a talking dolphin called Peter.

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Episode 15 - Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Another helping of the funniest podcast in the chicken coop! Join Andy and Jason, two clucky friends who love to make you laugh, as they peck their way through football, life, and all the little grains of silliness in between.

Each episode is exactly 21 minutes long — no more, no less. When the rooster crows, the show ends, even if the story is still hatching. That’s the rule of the coop

Andy struts with witty feathers, Jason cackles with cheeky clucks, and together they create a barnyard of banter that’s as unpredictable as a chicken on roller skates. There are no guests, no feed supplements — just pure free-range comedy in its most egg-cellent form.

“21 Minutes to Go” is short, sharp, and always sunny-side up. The perfect podcast snack for anyone who likes their laughs served fresh from the nest.

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Episode 14 - What happened to Jedwood?

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

21 Minutes to Go” is the delightful and hilariously unpredictable podcast hosted by Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy, both well-known radio presenters from talkSPORT. The show is a delightful blend of wit, banter, and unexpected tangents, capturing the dynamic chemistry between the two hosts.

At its core, the podcast is about “everything and nothing,” a concept that allows Andy and Jason to explore a wide range of topics without any real agenda. Each episode is a fast-paced, roughly 21-minute ride, packed with humor, surprising insights, and plenty of laughs. The name itself is a playful nod to the idea that there’s always a little time left for something interesting, no matter how short the episode.

The podcast’s charm lies in the duo’s chemistry. Andy, with his quick wit and ever-present humor, often keeps the conversation flowing with his unique perspective. Jason, on the other hand, brings his own brand of humor and candidness, ensuring that there’s never a dull moment. Together, they tackle everything from pop culture and sports to personal anecdotes and random musings.

One of the standout features of “21 Minutes to Go” is its ability to find humor in the mundane. The hosts have a knack for turning everyday observations into comedic gold. Whether it’s discussing the latest football results, sharing funny stories from their own lives, or diving into bizarre hypothetical questions, the conversation is always engaging and light-hearted.

The podcast also features occasional guest appearances, adding another layer of fun and variety to the show. These guests range from fellow broadcasters to friends from the world of sports and entertainment, bringing fresh perspectives

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Episode 13 - Percy the Penis

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

21 Minutes to Go” represents an unparalleled confluence of comedic erudition, discursive spontaneity, and auditory legerdemain, meticulously orchestrated by the inimitable Andy Goldstein and the irrepressibly iconoclastic Jason Cundy—two celebrated luminaries whose reputations in broadcast oratory already precede them.

The programme’s structural conceit is as elegant as it is ingenious: precisely twenty-one minutes of conversational peregrination, terminated with unwavering punctuality, irrespective of narrative denouement or anecdotal incompletion. This temporal rigidity, paradoxically, liberates the dialogue, engendering a frenetic vivacity in which frivolity and profundity intermingle with delightful incongruity.

Goldstein’s rhetorical dexterity and mordant perspicacity fuse seamlessly with Cundy’s mischievous irreverence and unabashed candour, producing a dialectical counterpoint that oscillates between scintillating absurdity and incisive cultural commentary. Their exchanges, though ostensibly spontaneous, frequently verge on the Socratic—albeit refracted through a prism of footballing miscellany, quotidian observation, and digressive whimsy.

Eschewing extraneous guests or gratuitous embellishments, “21 Minutes to Go” thrives upon the sheer alchemy of its hosts’ repartee. Each episode is a microcosmic exemplar of brevity begetting brilliance: a distilled essence of humour, insight, and unanticipated profundity, all meticulously confined within the immutable boundaries of its titular temporal framework.

For the discerning auditor in pursuit of intellectual levity, linguistic acrobatics, and the rarefied art of making the inconsequential indispensable, “21 Minutes to Go” is nothing less than an auditory magnum opus in miniature.

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Episode 12 - Graham Stuart's leather jacket

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Finally the Graham Stuart leather jacket story is told

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Episode 11 - My friend, her dad and his monkey

Sun, 21 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

If you've got 21 minutes spare, this is the podcast for you.

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Episode 10 - Schmeltz Herring re-visited

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Anyone remember Schmeltz?

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Episode 9 - Two Bishops in Bed

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

THEM TWO.

ALWAYS THE SAME

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Episode 8 - Who shoves a cricket ball up their arse?

Sun, 31 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

More nonsense from these two. Surely you know the rules by now

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Episode 7 - He's Not Dead

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Goldstein and Cundy talking

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Episode 6 - What Happened to the Giant Sloth?

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

The soon to be award winning series serves up another 21 mins of words.

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Episode 5 - Who is David Nose?

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

21 mins...blah blah blah, Goldstein and Cundy blah blah.... surely you know it by now right?

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Episode 4 - Can You Sleep with a Crocodile?

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week Goldstein and Cundy talk with words coming out of their mouth for exactly 21 minutes.

Seriously, it's the same every week. And I have to waste time typing this.

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Episode 3 - When Cundy Popped His Cherry

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Another 21 minutes from these two wallys. Do you really need a show summary? I mean, its 21 minutes. Give it a listen and find out for yourself whats on it. #lazyListener

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Episode 2 - Did Cundy Kill His Teacher?!

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Goldstein and Cundy continue to talk nonsense for 21 minutes...

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Episode 1 - What Happened to Billy No Balls?

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Goldstein and Cundy worked together on the Sportsbar on talkSPORT weeknights from 10pm for 13 years. Then Goldstein got offered Drive Time ( 4-7pm weekdays) and jumped ship.

So much was the public outcry for them to get back together that they decided to give the public what they wanted (and they thought they could make a few quid from it).

So, every week they talk nonsense for exactly 21 minutes.

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Season One - Promo

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 10:06:55 GMT

A promo of the new series of 21 Minutes to Go with Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy.

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