Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

The Travelling Software Salesman Tony Blair

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 21:40:07 GMT

Happy Easter! And 'alleluia' as Jacob Rees-Mogg likes to tweet, which feels so appropriate.

Today: Home brewing! Tony Blair! Trump doing an impression of a guy called John Barron! Fine.

Here's the article I mentioned in the podcast: https://www.lighthousereports.com/investigation/blair-and-the-billionaire/

If you fancy supporting this sort of thing, head to patreon.com/jakeyapp

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Petey-Pete Pee to the EE TEE EE

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 22:49:41 GMT

Today's Metro dissected, for no good reason, and a Pete Hegseth 90s pop rap, because it just absolutely feels like his jam.

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'Now' and 'Zen'

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 13:09:11 GMT

In which Eckhart Tolle sings the latest from his new album, 'By Eck', and we perhaps, finally deal with the Rat Situation, after, frankly, a lot of sh*t. Hello!

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Andy n Mandy

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:10:35 GMT

Hello!

This week: By-election trollols, Andy n Mandy, and some STONKING observational comedy for you. I cannot get behind the word stonking. I am sorry.

If you'd like to support me in the bizarre output I produce, I *think* there's a paypal QR code on this ep...

Join us on Olvid! We're Having Fun. Email itsnottodaypod at gmail.com if you want to come and play.

OK CALM DOWN OK BYE XXX

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Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

I called this episode that because I think in all my staring-at-my-shoes waffle, I didn't actually mention the bloody URL. All a bit manic. How are you? You alright? Next week will be so much better. SO much. You don't even know.

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Ratcliffe and the Rat

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 14:07:40 GMT

Sir Jim Ratcliffe feels like the UK has been colonised. NOT BY HIM. Meanwhile, my workroom has been colonised, by an Actual Rat. LOLS APLENTY. Plus an imaginary conversation with an LBC presenter, The Muppets Shawshank Redemption, and your latest Amol Rajan programme formats.

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Let's All Hide

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 12:56:23 GMT

And Daddy Mamdani can look after us now.

Have a look at peertube.tv. It's Definitely The Future Yeah No Definitely

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Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 13:34:44 GMT

That title is total clickbait m8. Don't fall for it. But a v amusing story for you from Jon Holmes nonetheless. Here are some links which won't make sense until you listen...

https://european-alternatives.eu/

https://olvid.io/en/

Let It Be: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBjWobCOXX/?igsh=MWRoaW9kdjhtOWZq

You and I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4HHNEK_ZOg&t=70s

Voyager 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i11NQ5XKKRE

There ok that's everything bye I need to paint my auntie's floor

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Well, I did the Jingle

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Always OVERPROMISE and UNDERDELIVER guys. Take it from me.

Ok, look, thematically, I absolutely PROMISE I am thinking about how to move the pod on a bit. Really. Ok, look, I'll mention here that in this ep we talk about Sir Keir Starmer's distressing relationship with Trump, why we shouldn't fret too much about the US pulling out of climate accords, Muppet remakes, and billionaire nazi yachting gaffes. And I WON'T mention Amol Raj-oh bugger I've mentioned him.

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The RAJANATOR

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 14:21:59 GMT

Start spreading the news! Am's leaving Today! He didn't want to be a part of it. Also, cats, rats, and saturated fats.

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I Smell A Rat

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT

...And I think it might still be Peter Mandelson. Plus, Obsessive Money-Hoarder of the Week and Brian Perkins off of Radio 4 has an ass that just won't quit. Who would you least like to be married to and why? Email itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com xx

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Listen Through The Brown Window...

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT

In which we meet Elvis Herod, one of the (many) people behind the extraordinary podcast 'Listen Through The Brown Window'. Plus a fun new Radio 4 quiz show based on lying, so fresh, and some sound effects. Happy New Year!

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It's Going To Be A Quiet One...

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 09:35:40 GMT

Presenting! The debut of our Christmas song. Sung by Steph, with a choir formed of Jamesy, David Ault, David YAPP ACTUALLY and Stevie H and Martin, and arranged for piano and played by Harry the Piano, with a vocal arrangement by Joe Yapp YES ALRIGHT WE'RE THE MAFIA. Sensational job, everybody. Beautiful. We'll put it on youtube somewhere, or on @itsnottodaypod. Or both.

Also! Musk glitches out, and a Dickens of a Christmas, with a heavy emphasis on oh nvm xxx

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I Think I Just Really Hate Peter Mandelson

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 00:00:00 GMT

How about you?

But tbh most of the podcast is about Flat Pack Furniture and Christmas Trees and similar toothless observational comedy, gumming fruitlessly on the playpen bars of satire.

I was thinking about Peter Mandelson, though, and I was thinking during the podcast how satisfying it would be, if ever I met him, to be able to say to him, 'you're a used condom, filled with dog shit'. That's pretty harsh, so I didn't say it in the podcast. But I keep coming back to it, because it's such a specific, and vivid, and revolting image, that it would stay with him, forever.

He's been behind so many big, and grotesquely avaricious decisions taken on the taxpayers' behalf.

But, really, don't take these episode notes as being representative of the podcast. It's quite jolly, really. Oh, and Flipping Eckhart Tolle is back xx

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SPECIAL EP FOR CHOIR SINGERS ONLY

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 12:01:08 GMT

Hello! This is not a normal episode, but instructions and guide tracks for anyone who would like to sing on the podcast's Christmas song. It's going to be glorious - Harry the Piano has arranged it and played bassoonPIANO I MEANT TO SAY PIANO and my extraordinarily talented brother Joe has done a vocal arrangement which I have massacred on his behalf. Here is a folder containing the guide scores and the guide mp3 for each part, or you can listen to the podcast. Please can you send me your recordings by (and including) Dec 15th and I will assemble them into something.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1EBu8qSJ7GTPQDUxI43dqQIuPWz_zHExn?usp=sharing

ALSO! If it's easier to split each line into two halves, part a and part b, so you don't have to memorise the whole thing in one go, DO THAT.

Thank you for taking part! I am dead excited! xx

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App-Ocalypse Now

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 23:34:11 GMT

Ahhh, the Trainline. I love it, you love it, we could conjugate all night over that one.

Some of your RFK poetry has been 'trickling in' *vomits everywhere* - thank you for that. I think.

No progress on the singing front, but we may have an emergency episode before next week.

Email itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com with any old gubbins.

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Shall I Compare Thee To An RFK?

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT

In which we '''''''''enjoy''''''''' some '''''''''poetry''''''''' . Welcoming all thoughts on the new email: itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com. Also a new choir idea thing, and assorted thoughts on AI, therapy, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

There's thirty bleeps in this one. I'm my own worst enemy.

Don't forget to join us on the socials - Julie is doing amazing work. @itsnottodaypod on Instagram. Ooh, and Tiktok, too, for the under-75s...

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It's Jake Yapp!

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT

It's... Lovely to be back! How are you? It's been er nearly two years, apparently. But it feels like the time is right. And even if it isn't, we're doing it anyway.

In the pod I mentioned an interesting youtube video about Superman LOOK I WAS BORN IN 1973 THIS STUFF RESONATES. Here is that video:

https://youtu.be/8_AYM_vmH1o?si=grTWl1iyyWFt0dLR

Oh, just to warn you, there's LANGUAGE in this one.

Email me ANYTHING AT ALL: jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com.

HELLO xxx

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Meet the Professor

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 14:57:03 GMT

In which I finally actually figure out a format for the Unread Book Club...

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Febrezing Your Dad

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 22:20:57 GMT

A post-festive catchup on stuff, and the launch of two new fun talking points. Also some music I've been doing lately and er. Well. There's no skirting round it. A Quick Chat - can we have a Quick Chat? - about Gregg Wallace...

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Bloodthirsty Picnic

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 14:03:57 GMT

Today! Never heard before* Dora Dale from 2007! Movie trailers courtesy of listener Pat! Music with a Very Slow Crescendo! Berlusconi's Art! Also, can we have a quick show of hands... Are you a Fast Eater or a Slow Eater? Email jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com xxx

*Apart from about 60% of the jokes which were repurposed, and not for the first time.

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It's All Gone A Bit Seventies

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 21:59:12 GMT

Srsly. The music. And definitely the jokes. What I WILL say, is that if you buy a bed, it should, like, actually function as a bed. You shouldn't have to go back and buy an extra bit, separately, without being told, without which the bed will not function as a bed. You don't go and buy a car, only to be told ohhh if you needed the chassis, that'll be an extra twenty quid. It feels like a shakedown. And another thing, ladies and gentlemen, what about them new ten pees?

I made a video of the music part, which I'll put on my new musicky youtube at some point. If you want to stay in the loop on that, honk onto @jake.yapp.music on instabangs isn't it. Ok hugs x

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I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 11:01:12 GMT

...And that's a PITY. So do tell. The new email address is jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com. I don't know why I'm typing that address all CRYPTIC, like. I'd welcome spam at this point. Oh! I meant to tell you on the podcast, I did a really lovely radio show with Bibi Lynch, in front of an audience. If you want to listen, it's the second half of this: https://www.totallyradio.com/shows/bibi-does-brighton/episodes/bibi-does-brighton-05-oct-23

Anyway. DO get in touch. Any requests? I need a brief. x

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Not With A Bang But A Hamper

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:43:54 GMT

In the last of the series, Molly Elwood joins me to share the love, with some of the best food I have ever tasted.

I'll be on jackfm.co.uk 9am-12pm every weekday from the 19th December, and LIVE on BBC Radio 4 Extra every weekday evening in January, 7-10pm for Jake Yapp's Unwinding. Stay in touch, and have a good festive season xxx

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Victor Lewis-Smith

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 12:55:33 GMT

Some memories of one of the great innovators of radio comedy, Victor Lewis-Smith. Rest in peace, you brilliant bastard.

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Two Per Cent Salt

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 11:04:22 GMT

That's all I'm saying. Chuck in all the firm veg you want - cabbage, carrot, maybe a little chilli, ginger, garlic, it's all optional - and add two per cent salt, by weight. At least. If you're nervous, go three per cent. And scrunch it in well and pack it tight into the jar. Leave it out of your fridge for a few days, depending on how warm your kitchen is, then move them to the fridge. And burp the jars. For god's sake. No-one needs cabbagey shrapnel.

Anyway. We explored some mildly fraught stuff in the podcast today - that's on me - and I hope you're ok with it. Door's always open: nottoday@swanburst.com xx

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What is the Meaning of The Line

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:16:52 GMT

Sort of blew it. Oh well. Helluva run, guys. Helluva run. I'd tell you I love you, but it feels a bit manipulative, you know?

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All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:18:06 GMT

Did this episode not upload? It bloody didn't, did it? FFS. Well, there's no point crying about it now. Here it is. I'd say it's late, but we promised each other this'd be a no-strings thing, didn't we? I just feel very connected to you.

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Make Your Own Damn Cheese

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:53:51 GMT

BIG NEWS TO SHARE unless you heard today's AudioFreqs podcast, in which case erm carry on. Also, Mic Wright - go read him at brokenbottleboy.substack.com xx

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Man Cries Over Sausage

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 14:11:47 GMT

Lots of music today! Here's a link to the article on key changes: https://tedium.co/2022/11/09/the-death-of-the-key-change/

And erm yes, if you fancy being a philanthropist and hem hem benefactor of The Arts hem hem (listen to the ep first) the paypal address is nottoday@swanburst.com hem hem how vulgar I never discuss money etc. xx

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What Do You Get for a RED Card?

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 13:07:24 GMT

Good Monday to you. In today's show: Amol Rajan knocks it out of the park.

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Musky Melons

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 09:08:09 GMT

Featuring a motivational speech and more business about K*vin the C*rrot. MUST DASH OK LOVE YOU

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Middle-Aged Wins

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 12:28:48 GMT

Today! Hyper-local news, wonderful Champagne news (I really wasn't kidding when I said you literally cannot buy a pitchfork on Amazon) AND a new round of Celebrity Soup of the Day. I SWEAR to GOD I am going to make this game a cult hit.

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Tiguan, hamie

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 12:44:10 GMT

Today! Whatever day that may be! Burglar alarms, retro Christmas tat, and putting things inside other things lol animals idk.

Right. Off I go. HUGS xxx

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No Harmin' Lucan

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 11:15:57 GMT

Today! Mic Wright on Lord Lucan and AI bias. And some nice music. And bits and a rant about the Nanny State and such. Oh, I'll be doing some cooking in a bit on youtube.com/jakjeyapp if you fancy it. And have a rummage through Mic's magnificent back catalogue at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. Bon weekend! xxx

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'Happy Monday to you' ffs

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:35:32 GMT

All over the shop this week. I thought it was Monday. What on earth. ANYWAY. I have a stirring clip of SIR Gavin Williamson you may not have heard, plus more on Melon Musk, Hot Greys, and why everything's better in Italian. HAPPY WEDNESDAY TO YOU ffs

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Greys Anathema

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 11:47:13 GMT

Today! The return of several old friends. Um a strongish word crops up pretty sharpish. Just FYI. And we look forward to the uncomplicated fun of the Qatar World Cup. Plus more Theme Park Ideas, Immersive Experiences, and your Favourite Celebrations.

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Guinea Pigs

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 11:53:31 GMT

Mic Wright Returns! He's a bit sweary. Just a heads up. Also! We play a new game and it Sort Of Works! Plus cheap theme parks and political tyrant pet novelties xx

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Truss Fund Bunnies

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 12:12:56 GMT

TODAY: More on the Blue Tick, Truss' legacy, the death of much-loathed technology and a NEW THEME PARK is opening and WOW, they spent nearly £200 on the movie franchise tie-in license! Back on Friday with Mic Wright, all being well x

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Oh HELLO

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 12:18:10 GMT

CRUMBS

I thought I'd have a go for a bit. No pressure. Are you still here? It's nottoday@swanburst.com. How have you been? What have I missed? I'll be doing two or three of these a week between now and Christmas, if you're up for it...? xx

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Le Queem Is Dead

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 19:00:52 GMT

Marking the day HRFH The Queen died. It might not be quite what you expect. Hope you're ok. xx

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It's War!

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 12:40:39 GMT

HELLO FRIEND. Thought I'd say hi, what with the world ending and all that. Thinking of you. Hope you're doing ok. Have you tried Audio Freqs yet? It is where the podcast party's at nowadays, with me and Davey, and buckets of hot audio slop for your delight and disgust. Anyway. Say hello on social media - I've been missing you xxx

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What I Did Before The Holidays

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 15:37:27 GMT

Oh HELLO THERE!

Thought I'd update you with some of the stuff I've been getting up to since last we met. It includes some pretty new music, some seasonal Fanny Cradock, and a thoroughly-stuffed Jon Holmes. I'm off to finish my Jools Holland parody - a house-bound hootenanny for Radio 4 Extra on New Year's Eve BUT: I am hosting Comedy Club on Radio 4 Extra this week, starting tonight at 10pm. Come and listen! It's a GREAT WAY to floss. xxx

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We Interrupt This Programme...

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 10:42:01 GMT

Hello! This is an unscheduled announcement about the podcast...

xxx

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Two.

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 10:49:05 GMT

Mic Wright stops by and obligingly lets me do jokes about dogs saying sausages. His newsletter is at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. And it is the podcast's second birthday! Amazing. I assumed I'd be dead by now. On Wednesday, I'll be releasing all the 'music' from the series on Spotify, iTunes, YouTube and Google and stuff, free to stream. There's already last year's album on there, if you haven't checked it out, plus all the music from the TV show The Hurting. Go play! xx

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It's A Bit Like Jesus, Isn't It?

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 10:36:43 GMT

Mic Wright takes a sideways look at the sillier side of the papers (I really hope he reads this, but he almost certainly won't) and Jon Holmes turns my bowels to ice. Thanks, Jon!

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Appley Within

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 11:37:15 GMT

COP26! Yeah! And Mic Wright with a particularly distressing illumination of Giles Coren's filthiest passage. You have been warned. Red his brilliant newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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That's Life! With Mic Wright

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 09:36:17 GMT

LAUGHS GALORE as we discuss the appalling news of the week, and the appalling reaction to it in the press. Read Mic's (very funny) newsletter for free here: brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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Game Saves with Bibi Lucille

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 10:09:44 GMT

The return of a popular feature. Also, Mic Wright on the Mr Men version of history deployed by Blitz-Spirit-Invoking columnists, and a charming essay on American Christmasses from a listener in the states. Don't forget to subscribe to Mic's free newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com, also check out tinyurl.com/audiofreqs for our new cousin podcast, and BOOK TICKETS at www.meatcute.org. See you next week!

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Keir Royale

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 09:53:50 GMT

Mic Wright talks about Keir Starmer's busy week. And pigs. And Jon Holmes talks about something, but tbh I've already blocked it out because it's just too frightening. Don't forget to check out the spin-off podcast: Audio Freqs! Me and Cousin Davey are still Doing Our Thing over there, and it's GREAT! Go and subscribe, will you? Thanks! xx

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Let's Saturday Like It's Monday

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 09:42:14 GMT

Mic Wright dissects the new Guardian supplement, Saturday, and Jon Holmes is VERY controversial for VERY coins. Subscribe to Mic's superb newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. Have a good week!

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Welcome to your NEW LOOK Podcast!

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 19:18:26 GMT

Featuring the vocal talents of Jake Yapp with Mic Wright (brokenbottleboy.substack.com), Jon Holmes, Paul Dunphy and Natt Tapley... And more!

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ok I NEVER KNEW THAT about the KNIGHT RIDER THEME - With Cousin Davey

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 11:22:47 GMT

That was properly astonishing. Also, we have the final actual proper big announcement. OK WELL, JACOB. We waited LONG ENOUGH

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Coffee and a Catch-Up

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 09:19:27 GMT

An update of stuff I've been doing, that's out there, and that you can, you know. Check out. If you'd like. I'll stick the links here: https://jakeyapp.co.uk/links/

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Emma Raducanu Has Done It And Apparently Now We Own Her

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 09:45:36 GMT

Mic Wright brings his trademark silliness and mayhem to the podcast. Read his brilliant, acerbic writings for free at brokenbottleboy.substack.com.

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Cousin Davey's Audio AOB

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 09:43:51 GMT

Another feast of bizarre found audio for your delight and mild nausea...

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Wither 'Spoons?

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 09:26:31 GMT

Another joyful celebration, with more 'You Won, Get Over It'. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ON FRIDAY, MMKAY? xx

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Death Breath - With Mic Wright

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:37:32 GMT

It's Back to School time! So much fun and jollity everywhere. DO subscribe to Mic's brilliant newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com - it's free!

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A Second Helping of Chicken

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 05:00:37 GMT

Cousin Davey has more chicken-based audiotainment for your unmitigated delight.

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Stargazing at the End of Summer

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 05:00:33 GMT

In which I mumble stuff in a rather self-indulgent way about performing and why I suck at standup.

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Mic Wright and his Favourite Racist

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 08:27:48 GMT

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Everyone Thinks They're Good At This

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 09:56:24 GMT

...but Cousin Davey is here to prove conclusively that NO THEY ARE NOT

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Hello From The Garden

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 08:13:44 GMT

Bringing you NEWS of NEW THINGS, that being the NATURE OF NEWS... But stuff I have made that's coming out, and stuff I am about to make...

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Saveloy and Pesto with Mic Wright

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 10:08:15 GMT

Hello from France! Check out Mic Wright's fabulous newsletter (it's free!) at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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Jake Yapp is... ANDREW NEIL. Cousin Davey is Cousin Davey.

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 10:18:26 GMT

More off-cuts of odd audio, including a member of the Ramones rapping. Ewch.

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Yappfest - Part Four

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 06:00:09 GMT

Wrapping up the inaugural live podcast. It all ends with the sound of people leaving quietly while I cry softly. It's a hoot.

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Yappfest - Part Three

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 06:00:25 GMT

More live-recorded fun with Cousin Davey's audio esoterica, including an impossible patter song, and a spot of self-rick-rolling.

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Yappfest - Part Two

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 06:11:06 GMT

More from the live recording at Yappfest 21 - including some improvised robot singing from the fifties. COME OFF IT

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Alexa vs Jon Holmes Part Two - First Blood

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 07:24:51 GMT

Mic Wright talks about journalists' self-regard, and Alexa has some ideas about Jon Holmes. I am uploading this two days late, from the queue for a ferry. I hadn't uploaded it, but managed to find a backup of the raw record online, which I downloaded onto my laptop. But the battery was nearly gone. I just had time to edit it and airdrop it to my ipad, but ipads and apple have an extremely condescending attitude to file types and I couldn't upload it. So I transferred it to kim's laptop, whence I am writing now. And we're about to get on the ferry. THANK GOD FOR MOBILE HOTSPOTS. Ok bye x

oh and subscribe to Mic's newsletter! brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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Welcome to YAPPFEST!

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 06:04:09 GMT

The first part of our live recording at the insane Yappfest thing that happened last month. I will stress it was NOT my idea, and I didn't come up with the name. Although my ego probaby is that big, really, tbh. Anyway. Cousin Davey has a delightful selection of obscure audio for you...

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Jake Yapp vs ALL TECHNOLOGY. Also Dave Yapp Says Hi

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 11:50:27 GMT

More audio esoterica from Emmy-Nominated ~Sound Designer and Best Cousin Ever Dave Yapp.

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Jon Holmes vs Alexa

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 09:23:10 GMT

More Britain Awake bigolols with Jon Holmes and myself, making up the money by being controversial for coins. We made £3.87 today, and probably garnered our second YouTube strike. Watch it while you can at www.youtube.com/nottodaypod

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Mic Wright and Geremy Wine

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 09:38:56 GMT

Mic Wright aka BrokenBottleBoy (hey) on Wikipedia vs The Papers and what happens when innocent people aren't allowed to move on from a court case... And Geremy Wine thanks the patrons of the podcasts in his own unique and not fully safe-for-work way. You can support the podcast at patreon.com/nottodaypod. And subscribe to Mic's free newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com.

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Cousin Davey on the Last Strawberries of Summer

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 10:04:29 GMT

Featuring more bizarre audio he found in a bin somewhere.

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General Anxiety

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 09:21:43 GMT

I started with a bit of music. Hope that's alright. It's quite pretty. And Pat made a little sketch. It's funny.

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Mic Wright's Describing-Words

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 09:22:27 GMT

Mic Wright walks us through the proposed revisions to laws surrounding public interest. Subscribe to his newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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#YAPPFEST 1 - Cousin Davey is here IN THE FLESH

Sat, 24 Jul 2021 10:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey brings a selection of naive music to #Yappfest - this podcast's very own festival. You can see video of all the happenings at www.youtube.com/nottodaypod

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Amol Interviews Domster the Cumster

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 09:22:22 GMT

Imagine. Two of the finest minds clashing, mano a mano, for a heavyweight political bout. Now imagine Amol Rajan in there instead.

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Nigel Farage - The Musical - featuring Mic Wright

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 09:40:16 GMT

Mic Wright joins us for another fond look at GB News, while we can and there's a musical, and Amol Rajan interviews Sundar Pichai, and that's probably more or less it.

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The Fab Faux are BACK

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Cousin Davey has more Beatle-based gubbins for your 'enjoyment'.

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Absolutely not going to regret this at all

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Being half drunk rambling, half bucolic French soundscape. Or somethign. OH TYPOS AS WELL IS IT

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BAD COLOUR... BAD... BAD COLOUR

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mic Wright joins us (just, dear god but this has been a technological horror) to talk about News of the World and THE FOOPBALL

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Trust me, THESE GUYS ARE GOING PLACES

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 09:58:24 GMT

Me and Davey worked HARD to bring this one to you. If only it had been worth it, ahahahahahaaaa oh godddddd.

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Martin Kelner, Dora Dale, and Sue Barker

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 09:23:26 GMT

Dora spills on what Sue Barker gets up to the other 50 weeks of the year...

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Don't Go Into Politics If Your Name's 'John'

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 09:33:52 GMT

Mic Wright, aka @brokenbottleboy explains the import of the mononym. And I gaze dazedly into the middle distance, with a nagging unease that I really ought to engage more. Subscribe to Mic's brilliant newsletter (it's free!) at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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Lions and Ligers and Lears, Oh My!

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey is here and has ALL THE MAD STUFF for you xx

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What Next for GB News?

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 09:31:01 GMT

A fun look at the life cycle of your average failed broadcasting startup. Plus - what childhood film or TV show left you forever traumatised? FUN NEW TALKING POINT. Email nottoday@swanburst.com

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Schrödinger's Dead Cat

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 10:42:42 GMT

Mic Wright explains when a dead cat IS a dead cat - subscribe to his newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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I Really Like Bargain Hunt. With Cousin Davey.

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 10:15:06 GMT

More audio oddities for you, including my very favourite Enrique Iglesias clip. THERE IS NO SECOND FAVOURITE.

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Enid RIGHT-ON, MORE LIKE

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 10:57:03 GMT

Jon Holmes joins us for another balanced and fair debate, giving voice to the oppressed in society, eg white blokes. It's the hot new media trend and we want OUR PIECE OF THE ACTION. #ControversialForCoins

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Culture Wars pt 769876523 with Mic Wright

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 09:46:12 GMT

GBNews, why Simon McCoy would make a bloody great manager, actually, and Bercow business. With the brilliant Mic Wright - go and subscribe to his fantastic newsletter here: https://brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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An Update To Your Scheduled Service

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 09:57:13 GMT

How the podcast is changing, er, again...

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Advertising Boycotts with Cousin Davey

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 09:38:03 GMT

Never mind advertisers boycotting - Cousin Davey has assembled a collection of adverts that should be boycotted themselves. Enjoy that Friday feeling a day early!

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A Very Vanilla Episode

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 09:24:59 GMT

In which I share some wonderful news about the future of the planet. Hooray! No, really!

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Giving Me The Clap I So Richly Deserve

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 09:23:38 GMT

Also - some poetry shenanigans, and the inaugural Jon Holmes Figurine SwapShop...

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Andrew Neil's Babestation

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 09:58:26 GMT

In which me and @brokenbottleboy Mic Wright appraise the modern media marvel that is GBNews. Go and read his full review at brokenbottleboy.substack.com

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Rhymes with 'Gravy'

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 12:53:14 GMT

Today we look at poetry and wait wait come back

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Mars or Tax? The Jeff Bezos Musical

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 09:21:04 GMT

Made in 48 hours, a musical biography of Jeffzos' literal ascendance... Plus eclipselols and #Applausegate

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Jeff Mate

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 09:14:34 GMT

...Just a quick one while I crack on with this blimming musical I have to deliver tomorrow...

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Taking The Knee or Taking The P? Jon Holmes gets Controversial for Coins

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 09:30:46 GMT

We get in on the action of the hot new media trend of giving a platform to privileged white men, so that they can complain about not being given a platform.

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The Royal Issue - with Mic Wright

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 09:26:26 GMT

Mic Wright swings by to discuss coverage of the latest royal progeny. Which is very nice of him, but in all honesty you should go and subscribe to his fantastic newsletter here: https://brokenbottleboy.substack.com

Watch it happen LIVE on youtube on YouTube Monday-Thursday at 10AM UK time - subscribe at www.youtube.com/nottodaypod and click on the little jingly bell to get a reminder when we're on...!

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Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 5

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 06:00:00 GMT

It's the GRAND FINAL of the game EVERYONE* has been TALKING ABOUT**!

*me and Davey

**really only within this podcast

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Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 4

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Everything to play for here. This really is anybody's game. Only joking lol it's me and Davey's ok IT'S DAVEY'S OK

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Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 3

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Here we GO AGAIN THEN

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Stream My Name- The Final Week - Round 2

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Will it be level pegging? And can you even SAY THAT ANY MORE

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Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 1

Mon, 31 May 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Cousin Davey and me go batmano a mano

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Cousin Davey has had Four Dinners

Fri, 28 May 2021 07:19:26 GMT

He's BATTY!

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Dominic Cummings - the 'Musical'

Thu, 27 May 2021 09:18:42 GMT

Look, ok, THEY CAN'T ALL BE WINNERS. Feel free to go and listen to Rachel Maddow instead, today. She's very good.

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Workshop Wednesday with Domster the Cumster

Wed, 26 May 2021 09:21:57 GMT

In which we oh god I need to get on with this musical ok see you tomorrow.

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Kangaroo Boxing with Martin Kelner

Tue, 25 May 2021 09:43:21 GMT

Inveterate broadcaster Martin Kelner talks to Dora Dale about Alvin Stardust, Denis Healey and Joyce Grenfell and Norman Wisdom. Plus a new innovation in Community Policing.

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Where Were They 25 Years Ago? With Mic Wright

Mon, 24 May 2021 09:49:16 GMT

@BrokenBottleBoy returns with a fun roundup of BBC Bashing. You can read his brilliant work here: https://t.co/J8ceY5xHDg?amp=1 - and watch tomorrow's podcast being made at 10am UK time at www.youtube.com/nottodaypod - subscribe now and get an alert-thing!

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Cousin Davey is Being Demonstrative

Fri, 21 May 2021 09:58:39 GMT

There's some absolute gold in here. Ooof.

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Spring-Heeled Jack - The Musical

Thu, 20 May 2021 09:34:24 GMT

The world premiere, ahahaha of a new musical about London's lockdown easing and the Victorian scourge of London, Spring-Heeled Jack, who had metal hands and belched blue and white flames, and had red eyes - UNION JACK MORE LIKE. Etc. We'll do another one next week.

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Blisters High End Celebware Tat Emporium

Wed, 19 May 2021 09:28:53 GMT

Celebrating the celebrity-endorsed garbage that is slowly sucking any hope of a decent living for creators of almost anything, anywhere. Plus the Rocky Horror Show Debate.

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Britain, Awake! With Jon Holmes

Tue, 18 May 2021 09:55:21 GMT

Getting teenage clicks all through the night with the new radio rock'n' roll: bigotry. We totally nailed it. We're going to be RICH!

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First is the Worst - with Mic Wright

Mon, 17 May 2021 09:40:01 GMT

The first podcast made LIVE on youtube, with special guest Mic Wright. You can read his brilliant work here: https://t.co/J8ceY5xHDg?amp=1 - and watch tomorrow's podcast being made at 10am UK time at www.youtube.com/nottodaypod - subscribe now and get an alert-thing!

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It's Grand Finale Friday

Fri, 07 May 2021 05:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey and I go head-to-head for the final Stream My Name Showdown...

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It's Ten Past Ten!... It must be PODCAST TIME!

Thu, 06 May 2021 05:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey is STILL here, and so are STEPH'S QUEPHS.

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Time for your HUMP STREAM

Wed, 05 May 2021 05:30:00 GMT

I don't know what that is. It sounds awful.

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Introducing Boby Lapointe - It's Stream my Name time! Again.

Tue, 04 May 2021 05:30:00 GMT

Keep going. Well done.

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Stream my Name on Monday

Mon, 03 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Cousin Davey hase weird audio for you to enjoy. Plus Steph's Quephs.

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Davey returns with Stream My Name!

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 05:30:00 GMT

Kicking off a run of six shows with Your Cousin Davey. It's going to be good.

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Brother Joe is ANGRY

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 11:13:56 GMT

Mixed peel. Honestly.

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Nowhere Street

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 09:21:37 GMT

I forgot the main thing I was going to talk about, but HI HO. Tomorrow is another day and all that.

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Podcast? Pedcast, MORE LIKE

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 09:20:15 GMT

LIVE recorded from my walk home this morning...

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Cousin Davey has Velvet Fingers - Part Two

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

In which we learn the difference between 'Minute' and 'Minute'.

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Cousin Davey has Velvet Fingers - Part One

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 09:13:23 GMT

Part one of two with Cousin Davey exploring the musical massacrings of a very famous composer... Part two is out on Monday, unless you support the podcast on Patreon, in which case you can listen now AND hear the bonus episode! Head on over to patreon/nottodaypod to find out more. It's dirt cheap. How apt.

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Sandwich Business

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 11:02:40 GMT

Well, since I recorded this three hours ago and promptly FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT, let's find out what's iis episode together, shall we? Thanks to Jem for reminding me to ACTUALLY PUBLISH THIS THING

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Are You A Super-Spreader?

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 10:58:18 GMT

...when it comes to sandwiches, I mean. Also: Marge or Mayo? Do you spread both insides, or only one? WHO EVEN ARE YOU

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I said CHILD-FRIENDLY <>

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 06:42:16 GMT

In Which I Make A Sandwich And Little Else Happens. But: where do YOU stand on the MIXED PEEL DEBATE?

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Coasting to Retirement

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 06:01:56 GMT

More exciting GB News News!

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Stream My Name - Round 2

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Your Cousin Davey presents the audio battle of Jake vs Dave, Round Two...

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Pop the Fluid in me, Louis!

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 08:53:21 GMT

Just a quick update before I go and get my jab, for which I am insanely grateful. Today's title is from the song 'Transfusion' by Nervous Norvus. A classic. Check out the Vegan Life podcast, the podcast that's NOT JUST FOR VEGANS, OK right here: https://link.chtbl.com/veganlife xxx

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A Luxembourgic Tribute to His Regal Honess

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 10:52:18 GMT

Written by Neil Green.

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It's the Roadshow!

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 12:01:48 GMT

Plus: Cricket Terminology News and a trigger warning for vom anecdotes.x

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InstaGrief

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 12:00:17 GMT

RRP Prince Phillip.

This will all make sense when you listen.

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Two Smurfs One Smurf

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Cousin Davey smurfs his smurf directly into Jake's ears, and it makes him smurf like a bottle-smurf.

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Put On Your Best Panty-Pant Pants

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Today: HOW TO DRESS.

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Ollicka Bollicka (sp)

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Children's Nursery Rhymes, plus #LineOfVomit and what have YOU done in the #BackOfABus?

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Who's Your Daddy?

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

More jolly times discussing the horrors of childhood with Cousin Davey.

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Bangin' Monday

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 11:07:51 GMT

WORSHIP MEhahaha ok relax, just some good-humored children with nothing troubling happening whatsoever. Don't forget - Cousin Davey wants ALL the novelty newsletters he can get!

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Wicked Friday

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 23:00:00 GMT

Wishing you a Highly Appropriate Easter, with some reasonably inappropriate audio troves from Cousin Davey.

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Holy Week, Batman

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:30:00 GMT

Continuing Davey's exploration of spiritual and religious audio esoterica...

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'Anxiety-Inducing Noise - NEW POSTER QUOTE

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Cousin Davey continues Holy Week with some unholy found audio.

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Hu's On First

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 10:13:12 GMT

This might be one of my favourite episodes ever. Davey introduces 'hu' to your favourite new religion.

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Easter Holidays with Cousin Davey

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 10:05:27 GMT

Kicking off two fun weeks of audio esoterica with Dave Yapp. And, because, you know, Easter, we're going all RELIGIOUS and SPIRITUAL. Ok? Cool.

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Just Say Not Today, Thank You

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 12:44:37 GMT

Your cousin Davey is here with some great advice from ALL THE COOL CATS. And David Essex.

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The Railway Children

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 12:12:57 GMT

More on the search for the soundtrack. Plus some errrr mixtape suggestions, and a really obscure song from the past - I found ONE COPY of it on a backup disk from 2006. And I kind of wish I hadn't. It isn't very good.

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Essential Kerlassics

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 12:30:21 GMT

Plus, a pointless inventory of all the things I own that don't work. WHAT A TREAT.

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Happy Anniversary I Mean Jeez

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 11:45:01 GMT

Sort of not really looking back, but maybe forwards a bit, that way you have to not look down when you're up a ladder. With the Reverend Lionel Crapping.

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In The Line of Duty

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 19:18:36 GMT

FFS I made this HOURS AGO and it didn't UPLOAD. Gahhhhhhh sorry. Well, maybe run a bath or something. x

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Are You Sitting Comfortably, Davey?

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 11:39:41 GMT

In an even more excruciatingly tortuous endeavour than usual, Jake (that's me, typing this) plunders cousin Davey for some audio storytelling that almost certainly won't make it onto Audible.

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Analysis: The impact of the “Global Britain in a competitive age” report on Jaffa Cakes

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 14:15:30 GMT

PROPER MISCHIEF IN HERE

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What Is Your Mum Doing

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 11:23:50 GMT

Today: French lols, TikTok and the new media economy, and another mouthwatering recipe from The Bible Cookbook, available now on Amazon.

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Your New-Look Today Programme

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 13:02:18 GMT

A little snippet of Amol piloting, plus some other assorted gubbins, including YOUR unseen movie synopses...

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Singalonga All Along The Watchtower

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 11:10:26 GMT

Pretty sure this is how it goes. Yup. Also: #AllMen

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D-D-D-Davey! DaveyDavey! D-D-D-DaveDaveyDay-Davey Etc

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 16:18:34 GMT

This title will only really make sense retrospectively. Your favourite cousin Davey has some more audio curios for you to enjoy...

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My Universe Has Fallen Into Place

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 12:38:28 GMT

#Amol

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Britain Awake, With Pers Mrgan

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 11:40:51 GMT

Looking forward to the launch!

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This Podcast Is Highly Fungible

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:04:56 GMT

All about NFTs. And things.

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Test and Trace, Nurses' Wages, Mayoral Elections and Elton John

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 14:05:21 GMT

**Actual Content Alert**

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Dave vs Jake

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 10:08:57 GMT

A kind of song war thing, except not.

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Pretty Sure This Is How Benny And The Jets Goes

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 12:44:59 GMT

Pretty sure. If there's a song out there that exists, and you would like me to try to guess how it goes, email your suggestion to nottoday@swanburst.com

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It is 1.31am

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:30:28 GMT

I'd skip this one, if I were you. xx

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Hhhhhhh...

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

ancock's half hour

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Pinch Punch, it's time for a BAD RAP BATTLE

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey is BACK with some truly appalling rap.

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Davey on Rap - v much Part One

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 10:51:44 GMT

*crawls away from computer*

Have a good weekend!

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Ticks and Tax

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 06:30:00 GMT

I've go to get the tea on. Tic Tacs, though. Innit.

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Ok Ok Ok Ok It's An Earworm

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:30:21 GMT

Hello it is really really late and I need to go to bed now ok love you thanks so much #ok

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Some Heartwarming* Animal Stories For You

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 15:56:22 GMT

*hahahaha

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The Bible Cookbook

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 06:30:54 GMT

An exclusive reading from Nick Yapp's new book. Also hello! And try out my new website: www.jakeyapp.co.uk xxx

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Vox Unpopuli

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 14:44:24 GMT

Well, here it is. Your cousin Davey has compiled a whole hour, nearly, of listener-submitted audio oddities. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

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How Lowe Can You Go?

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 06:30:48 GMT

Cousin Davey has more unspeakable audio catastrophe for you. I'm sorry.

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I IRONED FOR THIS PODCAST

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey is still here with more aural disasters for your pleasure.

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Bing Sings Things!

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Rude things, to boot.

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Launching the Inaugural Cousin Davey Rap Battle

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Cousin Davey has two utter disgraces for you today - enjoy!

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Cousin Davey Is Here For Half Term!

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 12:46:53 GMT

And he's got a whole lot of celebrities like you've never heard them before...

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Michael Gove's Comedy Chops

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 08:24:52 GMT

Truly breathtaking comedy schtick from Michael Gove in 1992, taking in eating disorders, Hitler, and Princess Diana's suicide attempt. I'd say 'enjoy', but you won't.

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Maths With Captain Tom

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 08:48:03 GMT

Been busy with my calculator. Captain Tom has a lot of walking to do to offset the government's financial ineptitude...

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We're Doing A Thing

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:15:15 GMT

Topical Junk.

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Cousin Davey IS STILL FUNKING

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:30:00 GMT

...Here's more discordant disco for you, from collector and curator of audio oddness, Dave Yapp.

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She is DICSO

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 11:15:35 GMT

Cousin Davey has a FEVER. A DICSO FEVER. Some utter travesties from the world of Disco music for you to 'enjoy'... Don't forget the Cousin Davey Spotify Playlist - it's right here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0tVaDrGoIFrzI97VwtSSFV?si=LdAhmnaeRhmK-jSJLx4Utw

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Piers for Fears

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 15:37:40 GMT

I should like you to know that my brother's ace. Not just compared to Piers Corbyn. Also, I'm like 87% confident he'll read this. Love you, brother x

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INSANE SPINACH NEWS

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 12:38:43 GMT

I'm not even kidding. Just listen. SPINACH CAN EMAIL YOU ABOUT BOMBS.

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Nobel Peace Prizes For All

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 07:49:08 GMT

Also introducing the Stock Photo Challenge, and what anagrams can YOU make out of Arsene Lupin?

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This Sparkling Jewel of the Desert

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:50:53 GMT

Adverts for cities. Weird, man.

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Merry Christmas 1983!

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 08:03:13 GMT

Featuring the return of some old friends. Hopefully see you for the patreon party tonight. Sign up here for $2: www.patreon.com/nottodaypod xxx

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One More Sleep!

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 12:19:36 GMT

Christmas 2.0 is a-coming! The goose is getting fat! Tell the goose to hit me up if it wants a Noom referral.

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It's Hip to T-Square

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Blue LEDs, Big Track, Superheroes and snow clearance in Maesteg. And loony stuff. Literally.

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Are YOU ready for a... SPOOKY ADVENTURE?

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

YES! It's time to enjoy a fictional 80s throwback - not real, but no less forgettable.

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Dora Dale Has Had A Jab.

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

NTTY family member Martin Kelner talks to everyone's favourite filthy nonagenarian...

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80 Daves Around the World

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 11:56:13 GMT

Cousin Davey present more audio curios from around the world, including a World Champion Boxer pretending to be a Maharishi. Yikes.

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COMGRAPULATIUMPS PRESIBEMP BYGUM

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

EXCELLENT INAUGURATIUMP XXX

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How To Make Kimchi I AM SERIOUS

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Today's podcast features a really loose way to make kimchi - it's really easy. And CHEAP. But I accept no responsibility for any food poisoning that ensues. Or anti-social botty-trumpeting.

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Everybody Wave at Dingo!

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

New superheroes, things we thought were rubbish but turned out to be good, and a new arrangement of Waving Through The Window, a lockdown song I wrote for BBC Radio Four.

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Wheel of Hangman Part Two

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Laura Grimshaw tries to win a family car, without the slightest hope as it was never on offer.

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Cousin Davey Has A Rumbly Tumbly

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:48:31 GMT

Sublime and ridiculous sounds to GET YOUR WEEKEND* STARTED!!! *meaningless

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Free Ports

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

...and why WE LOVE THEM. nb for 'WE' read 'RICH, MERCENARY PSYCHOPATHS' mny thx x

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It's time to play... Wheel of Hangman!

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Featuring Laura Grimshaw as our debut contestant on the not-remotely-actionable game show format - Wheel of Hangman! xx

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Arnie on Sword-Hardening

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Plus a load of stuff. Thanks so much for all your stuff. xxx

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More Confessions Of A Remorseful Pranker

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Plus! Computer-generated comfort bakes, and more of your Behind-The-Curve film and TV recommendations xxx

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Davey Spits

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 08:56:08 GMT

But WHAT does he spit? Today featuring work by podcast favourite, Drake Have a lovely weekend, and don't forget that if you want part two, you can get it over at www.patreon.com/nottodaypod xxx

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If This Is Your First Time, Don't Start Here.

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

In what I can only charitably describe as 'one for the fans', I take you through all the tabs currently open in my browser. It's wild, wild ride. Maybe go for the ep the day after the general election. I was quite good then. x

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Draxonian Measures

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

...urhhhh I really MUST update my entries in the parliamentary book of members' interests. MUST MUST MUST.

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The Third Counsel

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

Pranks, films and assorted business.

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Wassail Now On

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 06:30:00 GMT

All the stuff, bruv. Have a listen is it

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We Made It.

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 07:00:00 GMT

And for that, at least, we must be grateful... With the last of the Ten Daves of Christmas. And he has most decidedly NOT saved the best for last.

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Special Thanks From Harry and Meghan

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Plus more audio oddness from Cousin Davey x

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Come a Little Closer...

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

2020 is nearly done... Let's fritter twelve minutes of what's left of it away together xxx

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Nuttin.

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

More audio weirdness from Cousin Davey, and the answer to yesterday's post-2017 description of a pre-2017 movie. If you've got one to share, send it to nottoday at swanburst dot com x

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No, She Doesn't

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Davey dishes up a mildly NSFW track from Kay Martin's execrable meisterwork, 'I Know What He Wants For Christmas'

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Pre-Recorded Merry CHRISTMAS!

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Recorded LIVE! Several days ago. Regardless - hope you're having a not-miserable time! xxx

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Opera Blobs

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

With more audio oddness from Dave Yapp... Try out the opera blobs here: https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en&cp=e30.

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Amazing Space Oddities - and AMOL RETURNS

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

And here's the article I was talking about https://brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/the-toby-young-memorial-prize-for - h/t to @PabloBonzo!

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A Happy Late Solstice To You

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 07:30:00 GMT

Plus more Christmaslolz with Cousin Davey, and some faaabulously funny emailed stories.

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12 Daves of Christmas - Part One

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 07:00:00 GMT

In which me and Cousin Davey unwrap a piece of bizarre audio with a Christmassy theme each day until the new year... Enjoy!

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Cousin Davey Drops Some Beets

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:33:29 GMT

Happy Weekend! For the second part of this podcast, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod and get access to badges, live watchalongs, bonus videos and podcasts and MORE. I'll have to think what that more is though. I can't remember off the top of my head. But there IS more. I swear.

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Christmas Card Poses

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:22:08 GMT

Morning! And a jolly nice advent piece of music... Anyway. Let's crack on. x

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David Braziel's Christmas Story

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 12:26:09 GMT

...It's brills xxx

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Wish Podcasts Kept Playing In The Background?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:08:32 GMT

Today: an old song about being old, youtube premiumlols, and our first submission to THE GALLERY! If you'd like to send in a picture, send it to: Suite 451, 20, St Loyes St, Bedford MK40 1ZL. Please note we are unable to return artworks, due to nausea.x

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...And a Happy Voch-lea

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 11:23:48 GMT

Christmas has come early and I have an AMAZING NEW MACHINE.

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Cousin Davey on ''''''''''''Singing'''''''''''''

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 12:08:57 GMT

I messed up my audio and it's all a mess. Ha. But if you want MORE MESS, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod to get the second half!

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Post 2017 Chas and Dave

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 11:31:14 GMT

Plus faaabulous gift sets - if you see any corkers, send them to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx

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Gotta Catch 'Em All! (FISH I MEAN THE FISH)

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 10:51:42 GMT

Diner a deux for Boris and Ursula tonight... *Swerves Route One Menu Sketch Idea involving Bully Beef and Sour Grapes etc* phewwww

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All About the Garageband tbf

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 07:16:14 GMT

ALSO we begin this year's Christmas Tat Roundup - send any proto-landfill you think is exceptional to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx

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Don't Throw Those Juices Away

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 07:26:06 GMT

Our fourth Advent Song is here, inspired by Fanny Cradock. Mm-mmmm xxx

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Cousin Davey Has Some Tantrums

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 10:52:02 GMT

...not HIS, obviously. Just a heads up, this is just about safe for work and fambly, but there is a LOT of bleeped swearing, so you might want to exercise a little caution. And don't forget if you want part two, with John Wayne, one of the most famous voices in animation, and a Posh Actor all losing it, head over to www.patreon.com/NotTodayPod. Have a good weekend! xxx

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Christmas Isn't Christmas Without A Route One Ad Campaign

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:28:45 GMT

Drake brings us today's Advent Song, PLUS we have a FUN QUIZ and ASSORTED MAYHEM etc

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Vaccine Ambassadors

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 12:07:35 GMT

...Also, your TOP PICKS for London Mayor 2021, and our second Advent Calendar piece of music... HUGS x

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Advent Calendar!

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 07:10:50 GMT

Today we open the first window of our virtual advent calendar...

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PERFECTLY CALM bedtime story app

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 10:37:16 GMT

Hello there. Also: Lozza Fox, Reclaim, Trump and the Firing Squad, #CelebrityCampaigns and #OldSmells.

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Cousin Davey Has A Pump

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 10:36:24 GMT

More audio bizarreness from creator and curator of surreal sounds, Dave Yapp. For Part Two, head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod - and find out which London mayoral candidate has posted a v candid video about ummmm self-exploration...

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A Glass And A Calf

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:59:27 GMT

Also: What is YOUR most evocative #OldSmell? LOVE YOU

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Santa Claus Is Coming...

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 13:34:20 GMT

YES it's early but I hadn't heard this joke anywhere else yet and wanted to get in early, OK? Mny thx xxx

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Utah Facts

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 11:44:02 GMT

Why not? They've got that new monolith and EVERYTHING

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Billionaire Babies

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 12:26:41 GMT

Are we... Is it... Could we finally be making a move towards hydrogen?

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Cousin Davey And His Mystery Mouthfuls

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 10:58:38 GMT

Don't forget we'll be streaming the bake off LIVE on Sunday 2-4pm and that you can make a donation here: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/nottodaypod. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@nottodaypod) or Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/NotTodayPod) to find out how you can take part from your own home, baking a cake on Sunday afternoon...

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#OldSmells

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 11:23:16 GMT

Old Smells, and everyone's favourite wobbly-tummied bulldog!

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No, We Ain't Got No Onions

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 11:10:59 GMT

The podcast is one year old today, and we are celebrating in style ok fine we haven't showered or anything, it's 2020, but we ARE talking to the brilliant Gretchen of www.gretchensveganbakery.com.

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Introducing Primrose, the Butcher's Dog

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 13:25:19 GMT

Boris Johnson's had more pings than a er nope I can't think of nope sorry

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#RealMeyersBriggs

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:38:41 GMT

Happy. Not angry. Just happy. I PROMISE. Apart from when it comes to lentils. Flipping LENTILS.

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Cousin Davey's Massive Organ Failures

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 07:00:11 GMT

Special Guest Cousin Dave Yapp presents more audio oddities for your delectation. For the second, longer part of this podcast head over to www.patreon.com/nottodaypod to find out how to support the show! xxx

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Virtual Christmas Parties

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 10:49:46 GMT

Wa-heyyyy! Sounds like a lot of fun!

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Kenny the Alliterative Carrot

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 13:04:32 GMT

Ooooh I love the Christmas ads, don't YOU? Plus, random Richard Dawkins, and some properly half-baked thinking aloud about Talking To The Opposition. You are MOST WELCOME xxx

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Welcome to the Flip

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:33:21 GMT

Joe Biden, Lord Kilclooney, and any other one of that seemingly unending parade of despicable rotters.

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It's Kurten's

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:52:51 GMT

Not to rain on anyone's parade or anything... But there is a lot to do. Also, fun games to play with bullfrogs...

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May Cousin Davey Be With You... Always.

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 13:36:55 GMT

Dave Yapp returns with more audities, this time recorded a long time ago, in a studio far, far away... Have a good weekend! xxx

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God Hates You, Paula White

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 11:55:33 GMT

God, Trump, Space Probes, Torture, Mink, and... Joe Wicks

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We're All Sleepy Today.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 08:54:25 GMT

And Grumpy. And Dopey. And Bashful. Hopefully not Sneezy. Hang in there xxx

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LINO

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 11:43:39 GMT

Pre-Election lols, and what L.I.N.O. stands for.

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Here We Go Again...

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 09:30:46 GMT

Lockdown 2! Electric Boogaloo! GREAT times ahead for Britain and the world. We'll be rounding up all the fun you can have, from eating salt to seeing how long you can hold your breath for in the bath.

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It's A Slightly Bad Morning

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 10:54:10 GMT

Hmmmmgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffff

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Yet Another Podcast About Murders

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 09:25:18 GMT

PLUS! Mad crashes with trucks filled with coins and RONA ROUNDUPS

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In Which I Am As Cool As A Cucumber

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 09:20:45 GMT

Rentier capitalism. Universal Basic Income, Chatty Packaging - Plus! What are YOUR top five Terrine Toppers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*

*I am punctuating in character, ok? I would never punctuate like that.

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It Was A Perfect Conversation

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 08:42:06 GMT

...actually, now, the more I think about that phrase, the more it sounds like a euphemism for lovemaking. Think about that, next time you see Trump say it. Also: vegan food nomenclature and plastic boxes.

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Cray Fish

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 09:16:09 GMT

More on the FSM debacle,self-replicating crayfish, murder hornets and how to pronounce www.whhoo.com. xx

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I Am So Sorry About The Baked Potato.

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 10:46:37 GMT

...I was so hungry. And drunk. And it was delicious. (Copyright William Carlos Williams)

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School Dinners

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 11:29:57 GMT

Way to go.

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AMOL IS BACK

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 12:51:35 GMT

Plus Trump Pride, and your Spot The Rock hi-scores...

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The Island Of Pleasure

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:18:27 GMT

Why I am proud to have been sacked by Talk Radio. Oh! And I forgot to launch Spot The Rock! Here it is: https://www.whhoo.com/str/YEAHHH!

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We Found DJ The Best

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 15:52:16 GMT

...And here is an exclusive interview with his creator, featuring a never-before heard DJ The Best track. Merry Christmas xxx

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Dave Yapp On The Robots

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 06:00:00 GMT

More audities from creator and curator of audio esoterica, Dave Yapp

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Boneless Pumpkins

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 09:41:40 GMT

Bringing you the stories that matter, five days a week. LOVE YOU xxx

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It's Fun To Spray At The YMCA

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 10:39:34 GMT

President Trump has a new groove. PLUS we are SEVERAL STEPS CLOSER to finding DJ The Best...

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You should probably listen to yesterday's podcast first.

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:29:50 GMT

Also, though, we have a Play for Today quiz, and some kind of paranormal WEIRDNESS xxx

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#FindDJTheBest

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 09:55:20 GMT

Sharing two of my current biggest obsessions with you, today. Enjoy.

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Pretty Fly On The White Guy

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 13:23:40 GMT

Dr Erica McAlister makes a welcome return to the podcast to discuss the fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during this week's Vice-Presidential debate. And Dave Yapp shares more of his esoteric audio. Have a smashing weekend! xxx

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Regeneron - Ask For It By Name!

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 09:53:20 GMT

Also, v importantly: HOW TO COOK CABBAGE OK TRUST ME and some amazing first job stories...

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Ellen Rose - Game Saves

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:56:53 GMT

Also: David Ault tells you how to distribute your weiner, and I tell you how to lock it up.

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The K Rate And Why You Have So Few Friends

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 10:53:02 GMT

Also: How to grow a vaccine, why you should avoid Graham Norton (I met him once, and he was the nicest man ever) and why you should hold your nose. LOVE YOU BYE

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Bleep The President Is In Excellent Health Bleep

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 10:41:43 GMT

'Analysis' hahahahaa of the coverage of the President's Covid diagnosis, plus a new film by Ryan Gosling, and Arnie Does His Thing.

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Pas Disponible en K7

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:00:54 GMT

Dave Yapp (HE'S MY COUSIN OMG) shares more of his extraordinary trove of oddio audities. Today: FRENCH STUFF.

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Digital Skillz

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 08:30:22 GMT

Channel 4 News, How to Manage a Presidential Debate, Digital Skills Boot Camps and the Luxury of Hope.

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VERY Presidential.

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 09:24:23 GMT

The first debate took place last night. Really heartening stuff. Plus more Priti Nitty Gritty, and some commentary from Huw Edwards.

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Water, Water, Everywhere

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 08:12:33 GMT

Today: Frankie Boyle, Priti Patel, Polar Bears, German Foster Children, Austrian Chairman Emeritusses, Marsupials, Robert Pattinson, Crabs... and Dora Dale.

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Danny Dyer's Genocidal Muppet Show

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 08:59:17 GMT

How was your weekend? Oh, sorry. Trump's tax returns, Mothere Theresa, and Movie Quotes.

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You've Been 'Talking' In Your Sleep

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 06:59:06 GMT

'Friend' (ok fine, cousin) of the podcast Dave Yapp shares some obscure audio, all tied up in the ethereal world of sleep...

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Passport to Orpington

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 09:10:41 GMT

'Ere. 'Ere! Show us your Kent Access Pass!

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Great British Bake Off and Q Anon

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 10:08:20 GMT

Oh my god this morning was like wading through dog muck. But we got it done. Good morning!

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Shaving the Dog

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:08:27 GMT

Taiwan, Geese annnnnd... Bald Beagle!

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Pump 'Em and Dump 'Em

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 08:30:43 GMT

The pirañas are circling Boris Johnson. Also, the weekend's anti-mask protests, the Diary of Fraser Nelson, why Paris Hilton is amazing, and ultimate hardcore billionaire philanthropy.

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Conditions Normal

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 08:59:59 GMT

Uh, stuff, like Trump and slavery and Russian planes and Laurence Fox and Tory Bungs and churches and things and such. Ok? BRILLO xxx

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Gaining My Religion

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 09:02:18 GMT

Let's set up a new religion. Send me your #NewCommandments. It's @nottodaypod or nottoday at swanburst dot com. But please make sure they're all about making COIN. Mny thx. It's lovely to be back! x

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Priest To Meet You

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 09:55:08 GMT

These infallible men of

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Bombalurina ft Matt Hancock

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 09:14:30 GMT

Good morning! How are you are you alright I MISS YOU OK but I am slowly getting my STUFFS together and can now present the new one Matt Hancock dropped overnight

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I Feel Like Chicken Tonight...

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 09:14:09 GMT

Hello from France. Nearly a fortnight now of hobbling along on phone internet, but TOMORROW I go and get the MAGIC BOX that will make EVERYTHING BETTER. In the meantime, here's an update from France... NORMAL SERVICE COMING VERY SOON NOW XXX

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Wings and Things

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 07:47:13 GMT

An update from France, looking at the flora and fauna, and how to kill it and what bits to keep. Blechhhh

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Spatula - Chapters 4 and 5

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 22:52:48 GMT

I am very sorry for mispronouncing Maggie Philbin but it was late.

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France Update - I Found The Smut Stash!

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 08:09:19 GMT

A quick update from my mad, blundering about not knowing what I'm doing in France... It is going... WELL!

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Spatula - Chapter 3

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:00:00 GMT

...the continuing, revolting saga, written by listeners...

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Spatula - Chapters 1 & 2

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Presenting the blood curdling, or at least nausea-inducing novella written entirely by the listeners to this podcast... More tomorrow!

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Dave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part Two

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 05:00:00 GMT

You will never look at aubergines or ladybirds the same way again. Have a good weekend! xxx

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Dave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part One

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Curator and creator of audio weirdness, my cousin Dave Yapp, takes us through the first part of a sexy, sexy mix...

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Colonic Immigration

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 07:44:07 GMT

A short piece about massaging figures. Including mine.

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My Highland Buy-Land Adventure That Wasn't

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 07:54:25 GMT

America's on fire again. :-(

Also, that time I nearly purchased a bog in Scotland because DEFINITELY SANE

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Last Night of the Prongs

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 08:26:01 GMT

YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY BRIATIN ANY MORE MATE sorry, I read through a lot of comments sections this morning and I am not feeling well. Anyway. Enjoy! x

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200. I mean crikey

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 08:46:14 GMT

Featuring your choices of best bits, and SOME NEWS. Thank you for being here. It means a lot xxxx

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Introducing Chief Political Correspondent Jon Holmes

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 08:31:52 GMT

...Discussing the Keep Britain Free movement with Brian Colt. Also: Dominic Cummings' Father-in-Law on errrr eugenics. It seems guys with hereditary hair loss just can't get enough of it.

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Who Spoke First - the Chicken or the Egg?

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 08:13:50 GMT

Amazing chicken facts in our final talk with Professor Christine Nicol, plus a new format developed by Harry and Meghan.

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DogLooping

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 08:18:39 GMT

...you don't want to know. Honestly, you don't. Plus PE with Lee Hardliwell - follow him @PEWithLee

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Camping With Boris

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 08:13:39 GMT

Also - American Mailboxes! Antibiotics! And we launch the thrilling summer read: Count Spatula...

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Carrrrrrmel

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 08:13:30 GMT

Ben and Jerry's have waded in on the migrant situation. And we share more Celebrity Stools. I know. I'm very sorry.

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The Bristol Stool Chart

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:38:50 GMT

Donald Trump wants to increase water consumption in the country that is the second-biggest consumer of water, because he has trouble rinsing his hair. Uh yup ok

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The Inglorious Twelfth

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 08:28:56 GMT

Morning! It's too hot for the gym, so I think I'll drink cocktails instead.

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Happy Romance Awareness Month!

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 08:20:04 GMT

We have some GREAT TIPS, along with the HOTTEST DATES from Toby Young's new dating site. Plus, the utter disgrace of PPE procurement contracts as revealed by YorkshireBylines.

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CNN, Rachel Maddow, Kanye West, Tiny Creatures and Look What We Found!

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 07:40:30 GMT

Uh, I think I covered everything in the title. Apart from charity shop self-help books.

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Evy Lynch Part Two - Minecraft and Stuff

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 08:14:41 GMT

Morality in video games, pluuuuuus the Developers' Charter and IT'S A DUCK OK

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Oh, Boy! It's the Moto Duck!

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 07:55:21 GMT

How to enhance your pipi ALL NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS V1AGRA C1AL1S etc etc ohhhhh the sodding Male Ego, plus we meet the Moto Duck. The what? Oh, just listen. x

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Oh Cod, I Feel Your Pain

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:58:08 GMT

Professor Christine Nicol discusses whether fish feel pain or not, and we have a fun new workout with mega-not-depressed fitness coach, Lee Hardleywell.

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Why Comedy Is Broken

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 08:03:16 GMT

Being a short essay on why comedy is in such a parlous state right now. I mean, it isn't. But it's been... Oh, just listen to the damn thing. Also - pineapples, pears, and beansprouts.

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I Think I'll Need A Bigger Bung

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 08:02:40 GMT

In which we look at tory bungs, and ask ourselves - are they big enough? Jacob Rees-Mogg sings a charming job advert, and OMG THANKS PATREONS xxx

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Stella Work

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 08:32:49 GMT

Exploring the funtime wackadoo claims of Dr Stella Immanuel, the woman Trump describes as 'impressive'.

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Dave Yapp - Wildlife Special

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:33:06 GMT

Today, um, you will hear sounds you never knew you needed to hear before.

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The Sweet Smell of Revenge

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 08:19:18 GMT

YOU PODCASTERS YOU ARE ALL ZE SAME

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P.E. With BoJo

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 08:14:07 GMT

Let's get the nation fighting-fit, Boris Johnson / Joe Wicks-style! Plus Dora Dale on Jack Charlton, and we ask for your REVENGE STORIES. Email yours to nottoday at swanburst dot com x

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Chipolata... Saveloy!

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 08:15:43 GMT

Hostage selfies, Golden Visas (which sounds really horrifically euphemistic) and a bonus song because I felt guilty. xx

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Game Saves - Evy Lynch

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 08:51:52 GMT

Evy Lynch drops by to talk about The Prince of Persia, and what the game - nay, the man, Prince Dastan - meant to her. Plus some Corona Campaigning gone awry... Have a good weekend! xx

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Mm-mm D-anon

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 08:12:59 GMT

Look, you probably can't handle the truthing I'm doing in this episode. We'll chew through the movie memorabilia and Dora Dale talking to Martin Kelner about Dame Vera Lynn, but there is a WAR GOING ON, and it's happening ON TV RIGHT NOW and up til now, we just COULDN'T SEE IT with our BLINKERED LITTLE EYES

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A Rushed Report on the Russia Report

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 08:37:15 GMT

PLUS! Professor Christine Nicol talks about The Good Kind Of Animal Tourism - yes, there totally IS SOME. And Lord of the Rings thievery.

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Kanye Gig Review ***

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 08:13:31 GMT

Bless. Plus That's Lovely, and film memorabilialols. xxx

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Happy Birthday, Alf!

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 08:42:05 GMT

It's short but sweet. Plus, I bloody love the Grimsby Telegraph.

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The New One From Drake Yapp

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 08:22:27 GMT

Bubonic plague lols, Apple's windfalls, The Men Who Love Amol, and yes. The new Drake single is out. Bon weekend! xxx

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Stylophone Forever

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 08:12:35 GMT

#FreeBritney, why hayfever is so bad (clue: MEN), and Dave Yapp, my cousin, shares some delightfully filthy and esoteric audio from his unique collection.

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Smart Birds

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 08:28:32 GMT

Professor Christine Nicol shows us how the avians don't just squawk the squawk. Plus global fertility rates, and why they're bad BUT REALLY ARE THEY and LLAMA NEWS

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Game Saves - Jane Slavin

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 08:41:12 GMT

Actress and writer Jane Slavin talks about Crash Bandicoot, and how the unlikely little marsupial helped her through a tough time.

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Pigs in Space

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 07:39:19 GMT

Harry the Piano comes and does amazing things with his fingers, we have the world premiere of Cats in Party Hats, and I get very, very angry about space ffs.

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Kelner's Kiths

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 07:48:55 GMT

The debut of Martin Kelner on the podcast, talking to Antony Feral about how he's been coping with lockdown. And the finished version of the Subvert The Patriarchy summertime feelgood 90s party classic. Have a good weekend!

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My Cousin Does The Noises For The Talkies

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 23:03:12 GMT

There's not a single noise that he can't do. Especially drowning, it turns out.

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Les Vaches - Rient-elles?

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 08:09:34 GMT

Professor Christine Nicol explores the concept of happiness and Joel shares a moving story in Game Saves.

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Appropriate Jigginess

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 09:46:42 GMT

In which we smash the patriarchy, big willy style, which seems either appropriate, or wildly not. Plus a fun Kanye Kwiz

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Trump's Plan

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 07:46:18 GMT

The Six Grandfathers, The Pigeon Netting Supply Company and the Chocolatier, and HARRY THE PIANO is BACK! Go and follow him on twitter: @harrythepiano

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Game Saves with Jon Holmes

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 08:14:20 GMT

Jon Holmes talks about his formative years, set against the backdrop of Tomb Raider. Also: ALL THE NEWS HAPPENED. Have a lovely weekend!

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Ra, Ra, Tsar Putin

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 08:10:10 GMT

MASSIVE CONGRATS to Russia's Greatest Love Machine on securing potentially another 16 years in the top spot!

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She Talks To The Animals - Part One

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 08:26:11 GMT

Introducing the brilliant Professor Christine Nicol, who today explains what constitutes a luxury item to a chicken. Or, for that matter, to a human.

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Self-Loathing ERG

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 08:00:23 GMT

Seriously. Plus Games Saves, That's Lovely, and news about New Things coming...

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What The Duck

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 08:10:32 GMT

Game Saves, Amol, That's NOT Lovely, and Great Smell Combos...

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Game Saves #1

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:27:13 GMT

In which we find out what video games meant what to whom. Also music, spices, and WHAT THE HELL IS ROBIN DOING TO BATMAN

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The BIG Compensating-For-Something Show

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:17:26 GMT

GREAT SHOW PHIL

Plus, adventures in America and the launch of Game Saves...

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Well, I don't FEEL like I bullied you, so...

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 08:03:37 GMT

Jacob Rees-Mogg is back, oh yay, and so is That's Lovely, with a double-barrelled special.

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Ask Me On Line #AMOL Part Two

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 06:30:00 GMT

More of Your Questions Answered, plus an UNBOXING of a MYSTERY GIFT!

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Ask Me On Line #AMOL Part One

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 06:30:00 GMT

In which I regale LUCKY YOU with lots of STUFF about ME. Also, happy summer solstice!

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We'll Meet Again, Joe Wicks

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 08:13:35 GMT

Today is Joe Wicks' last daily session for lockdown. And we sing him off in style.

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This Justin

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 08:16:12 GMT

In which we retreat a little, into fun, spurious news, because it's all a bit grim out there, isn't it? More sort of tea-and-a-biscuit time than eight cans of Stella and a car park. xxx

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Ghosted by Alexa

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 08:15:09 GMT

Also, some other bits and pieces and things and whatnot, look, it was over ten minutes ago I made this and I tend to block out trauma. Enjoy xxx

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Hashtag Rethink

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 08:13:27 GMT

Amol interviews THE POPE yessss quite a Get Amol, thank you Amol etc. Plus That's Lovely and 2048 Balls is the BEST GAME EVER (this week) and WHO is our listener's FAMOUS COUSIN?

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Dotty! Yop!

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 08:15:05 GMT

A dog, remixed. Plus: old French soap opera titles audio described and GEREMY WINE LUCKY TIME PLEASE NOW WHATSAPP

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Defunded Cops

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 08:31:32 GMT

And the toughest brief ever - writing a jolly song about having a cancer op from long-time listener Rodney. I... I mean, I *think* I did it... 150 shows! Thanks so much for your support! xxx

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You Gotta Rowl With It

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 08:03:46 GMT

All the lols today: The trans brouhaha and Gone With The Wind. Because we should all be giving a damn. Plus: That's Lovely, with Brindsley Dearlove.

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'My Voice... Is My Password'

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 08:07:07 GMT

Not so much any more - I'll explain why in the podcast. Plus, fighting racism with hot beverages, and er Bat Belts because sure why not.

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There IS No Level 98!

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 08:08:25 GMT

In which I demonstrate my world-famous casual gaming skillz, plus more of That's Lovely, with Brindsley Dearlove. Email YOUR lovely pictures to nottoday at swanburst dot com x

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'Philanthropist' ha ha ha

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 08:06:42 GMT

Today, we remember, sorry, attempt to forget about Edward Colston, as his statue is dumped in Bristol harbour. Amol Rajan returns from paternity leave, and we have more That's Lovely, with Brinsley Dearlove. And I lose it.

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MacGyverrrrrrrrr

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 08:17:01 GMT

In which we share some AWESOME MacGyver Life Hacks, and Harry the Piano joins us for some musical wizardry...

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Don't Get Done, Get Doms

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 08:16:41 GMT

Prime Minister's Questions is turning into a bloodsport, innit? I love it. Also, That's Lovely (is it, though?) and some awesome life hackswhen listeners #MacGyverSomething.

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Geremy Wine Fix It For Me

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 08:05:37 GMT

I thought we should muck about a bit today. xxx

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Be Kind and all that

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 08:06:11 GMT

Ok, well, um, I went off on one. xxx

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Take A Walk On The Mild Side

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 08:26:24 GMT

In which we LEAVE THE STUDIO for a little promenade to assess the lockdown easing. Plus fun with smart speakers and a quick test of the World-Leading Track 'n' Trace Hotline.

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Madonna Solves the Race Riots

Fri, 29 May 2020 08:16:58 GMT

Also, more Desert Island Fridges, and Harry the Piano makes his Not Today, Thank You debut!

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Tim Peake is Head Over Heels

Thu, 28 May 2020 08:23:47 GMT

Space X had an aborted mission yesterday, due to light drizzle. Classic. We have more Desert Island Fridges, Home Infusions, and stuff.

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Drakey Cokey

Wed, 27 May 2020 08:24:27 GMT

Today: Drake, Black Lace, Fridges and Jamaica.

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Insert Generic Cummings Pun Here

Tue, 26 May 2020 08:18:36 GMT

Cummings A Cropper. Whatever. Also: some #DesertIslandFridge stuff, more Film Theory, and a new old song... See you tomorrow!

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Welcome to Dreamland

Mon, 25 May 2020 08:21:33 GMT

Amol has excelled even himself. As has Dominic Cummings. And we have some exciting news about future features... 'Happy' 'Bank' 'Holiday' ahahaaaaaaa

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Taking The Hucknall

Fri, 22 May 2020 08:23:01 GMT

Simply Red? Simply SAYING WHAT WE'RE THINKING, MATE. Plus all the stuff. You know.

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Steve Weirdo here for the ExpectoMatic 500

Thu, 21 May 2020 08:18:14 GMT

Plus! Keir Starmer animalols, and the most pure, pure Amol you could ever have imagined.

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Troubling Growths Part II

Wed, 20 May 2020 08:09:10 GMT

I didn't get an awful lot of sleep. There's a guy next door who looks like a baseball, with a milky eye, and he likes to catch up with friends on his phone at about 4am in the garden. I'm just trying to contextualise this episode... x

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Takes One To Know One

Tue, 19 May 2020 08:12:12 GMT

A new sitcom from the late 60s / early 70s that's unutterably depressing. Plus listener top trumps, bad teen movies form the 90sEXCITING NEWS FROM JEM.

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Let's Start A Band!

Mon, 18 May 2020 07:59:07 GMT

After the weekend's Eurovision, I am inspired to SORT OUT the Not Today, Thank You Band. Also, crowded trains, bad films, bad food, and some human Top Trumps.

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Wonderful News From Luxembourg!

Fri, 15 May 2020 08:16:03 GMT

Joyful birth of exquisite royal baby and now we celebrate with traditional styles of royal pageantry.

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What is the R Rate? DOES ANYONE KNOW

Thu, 14 May 2020 08:09:51 GMT

In which we finally try to get someone to explain the R Rate because literally not everyone explains it every time it gets mentioned on the news all the time at all ever.

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File Under 'Duck'

Wed, 13 May 2020 07:47:45 GMT

Unveiling the new one from Drake...

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Shanghai Jinx

Tue, 12 May 2020 08:07:15 GMT

The Magical Kingdom has re-opened! Marvellous. Plus handy Lockdown Conversational German and assorted bits.

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Let's Make Some Coin

Mon, 11 May 2020 08:24:21 GMT

Well, that's that then, isn't it. A very happy Magic Monday to you, and remember - it's not safe enough for you to have fun, but it IS safe enough for you to go to work and make some money for others. Mmmkay? Great chat.

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Waving Through The Window

Fri, 08 May 2020 08:00:36 GMT

We commemorate VE Day, enjoy some quite touching (and also disgusting) foreign exchange stories, and end on a lovely song played by Harry the Piano...

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Full Of Eastern Vomits

Thu, 07 May 2020 08:22:20 GMT

Turkish Delight - the debate spills over into rioting, as listeners to the podcast take to the streets and openly brawl over whether it's nice or not. I may be exaggerating. Also, a TV choice for you, Alexander Armstrong, and your Foreign Exchange horrors...

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We're All ADDICTS

Wed, 06 May 2020 08:06:30 GMT

Fun stories from foreign exchanges, plus, guys, can you just wean yourselves off money? It'd REALLY help out the government. Thaaaaaanks hun xoxo

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Praise Cheeses

Tue, 05 May 2020 07:43:58 GMT

Today: What does and ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT go with chocolate **NUMBER 18 WILL AMAZE YOU etc**, weird experiments with coffee and butter, and we drop in on some highly scrupulous pastors praying away the covid. x

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Ault Universe

Mon, 04 May 2020 08:13:54 GMT

Turkish Delight, Tea and Coffee, and J'accuse haikus - it's all.. It's all quite, quite lovely.

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Grass Mud Horse

Fri, 01 May 2020 08:01:44 GMT

In which we learn about why you don't want an errant inflection when speaking Chinese, Amol discusses lockdown shows, and my old cat Maisie heckles me incessantly in 2008.

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In Which We Take A Brief Holiday

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 08:13:07 GMT

Let's just bust out of here. Just for a bit, shall we? It'll be fun. I think. Will it? Well, let's find out. Plus, more hot and cold foods. And a HUGE thank you to the patreons who have made this podcast possible. To find out more about supporting the show, and the exclusive live video feed, head over to patreon.com/nottodaypod. x

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#HotFoodColdFood 1/297

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:03:29 GMT

Including, but not limited to: Custard, Gravy, Jelly, Pies, Milk, and Toast. And an entirely new way of eating cereal (clue: it's not through the nose)

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Sorry, Ladies...

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:54:21 GMT

Today, find out what happened to la plume de ma tante, we have a fun new song for you, and some Radio 2 phone-in fun...

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This Is Ground Control...

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 08:15:34 GMT

I am going to hell

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hAiL tO The ChiEfS

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 07:57:45 GMT

A quick roundup of some absolutely top-hole medical advice being given out by our glorious world leaders, including, today, injecting yourself with disinfectant. Yes, you read that right. And the finished version of the Killing Eve song, sung by the amazing @JessieRobinson. have a good weekend - see you on Monday! xxx

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 07:49:04 GMT

Social distancing measures are set to continue in some form until at least the end of the year. God, I am missing thrusting my head between the thighs of my rugby friends so much. Love sport. With my guy friends. So much. Thighs. Also, a roundup of all the wheels coming off in world politics, and a poetry lesson for you. Look after yourself xxx

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Just Imagine

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 08:03:42 GMT

Well, you know the old adage: be careful what you wish for. Although, on reflection, I realise none of you asked for this.

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Spot The Rock!

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:51:14 GMT

The fun new game for your 'smart' phone. Plus a lesson in Computer Science in the NTTY Home School, and assorted gubbins etc mny thx love you bye x

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This Music Is Killing Me

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 08:06:26 GMT

It's Monday, it's near as dammit 6am, and that can only mean one thing... Plus, strange things the neighbours do with cigarettes, and we launch our new NTTY playlist...

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So Long, And Thanks For All The Flies

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 08:07:48 GMT

A bittersweet day - it's our final TGI Flyday with Dr Erica McAlister. Plus your rude words made from the Periodic Table, and various gubbins. Have a good weekend xxx

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Goodbye from Miami

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 07:36:06 GMT

Gardening tips, Miamilols, and the world premiere of one of my favourite songs ever (ok fine it's because it's the newest one), featuring vocals from the amazing Sooz Kempner.

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Welcome to Miami, circa 2013

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:33:37 GMT

An account of a brief sojourn in Florida a few years back, plus your #WordThrowbacks (keep 'em coming) and assorted gubbins. I'm having a clearout.

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LA LA LAAAAAAA

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 08:06:10 GMT

Mysteries of the Unexplained with Eamonn Holmes, classical favourites as you've (hopefully) never heard them before, and no number game fun. Have a blessed day! xx

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Justin's House

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 08:15:57 GMT

We drop in on the AB of C, and then find out what happens to Dominic Raab in the Enchanted Kingdom...

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Hurts So Good Friday

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 08:15:44 GMT

Today: A new religious spot, with the Reverend Lionel Crapping, a radio play, and Dominic Raab's beans are growing. Ew. Stop. Have a good weekend!

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Beanz Meanz Raabz

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 08:00:35 GMT

Also: How To Make A Terrarium, today's Outdown results, and Neighbours From Hell, ok, fine, not hell. They're actually from Romania. Which is fine.

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Welcome To My Audi

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 08:00:24 GMT

Amol Rajan's summertime banger has finally dropped (oi - don't call my Audi a banger!!! - MEDIA ED) and we catch up with Dominic Raab and his coronavirus strategy. Plus a terrifying tale of football match tensions from Matt. Have a good day!

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Raab's Briefs (vigorously)

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:54:40 GMT

Morning! Or afternoon, or, you know, HELLO ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN THE YEAR AC 123. Today: Dominic Raab gets briefed in, and we have another radio play. Also, the first results of OutDown, which worked!

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A Knotty Donut

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 08:00:13 GMT

Unveiling a compelling new Radio Drama, launching a fun new number challenge from David that doesn't involve pencil and paper and crying, and assorted gubbins. Sleepy today. Shall we regroup tomorrow?

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NTTY Centenary

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 07:55:25 GMT

It is our 100th episode! So we're looking back at what the world looked like 100 years ago, in November of last year. And unveiling the new listener's choir, singing the new theme tune. It's SO DAMN GOOD. Well done, everyone!

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All About The Amol

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 08:08:33 GMT

yo yo yo guys Amol Rajan here whassuuuuppppppp jus droppin u a line to say hi hehehe n i hop u luv da show got some FRESH audi facts for you check it peace

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Activate ContriveBot

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 08:01:05 GMT

Today: Joe Wicks has destroyed my bum, possibly forever, we find some escapism in the Open University, and assorted other bits and bobs. And such.

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Inside The Chinese Meat Factory

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 08:00:19 GMT

Gregg Wallace takes us on a tour. Plus a music lesson, a royal catchup and David's Puzzle of the Day.

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Dirty Seep App

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:48:29 GMT

A modicum of good news for you this morning - rapid technological development of a new CPAP machine to aid coronavirus patients. Plus a dancing lesson, things to do with your unwanted beanwater, and more of your blasted Jaffa Cake News.

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Lemons, Bleach, and Colloidal Silver

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:23:32 GMT

And other things that will have absolutely no effect whatsoever on the coronavirus. Plus, From Our Madrid Correspondent aka My Brother Joe, and TGI Flyday buzzes round again, with Dr Erica McAlister.

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Diggin' A Hole

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 08:48:13 GMT

Despite Rishi Sunak's pledge to find a solution for the self-employed, the building sites remain open.

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Building Site Safety Tips

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 08:59:15 GMT

...The first one being, Don't Go To A Building Site In The Middle Of A Pandemic. PLUS: our inaugural Foreign Correspondent, an RE lesson in our NTTY Home School, which doesn't go well, and the webular debut of the thirty-year-old cassette of a band called GOOSE

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Raab It Better

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 09:28:42 GMT

We're in safe hands. Caring hands. The caring hands of 'not a feminist' Dominic Raab. Sorry ladies. Looks like he's a man's man. In the NTTY Home School, we're learning Spanish today, and there's a new jingle for #ShowUsYourDrawers

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Crispin Odey Is Having A Pretty Good Pandemic Actually

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:59:29 GMT

The millionaires who can't stop winning, even when everyone else is losing. And the Not Today, Thank You Home School is officially OPEN. Plus Patrick Moore's Feline Airlock, and how to win at virtual house parties.

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No-One Is Talking About Corn Cakes

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:36:13 GMT

To-day we are go-ing to the shops. Mum-my wants to buy some bread. Dad-dy wants to buy some whi-sky. He is go-ing to have a right old ding-dong with the man who got the last bot-tle. Plus TGI Flyday with Dr Erica McAlister and the reveal of this week's Turn Of Phrase TM. Have a lovely weekend! .

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The Question Time Air Sniff

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 08:09:02 GMT

Today: Amol on Eastenders and Question Time, how to (and how not to) broadcast remotely, and, with self-isolation fever kicking in, we get bored and look inside each other's drawers...

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This Is Jem Calling

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 09:26:52 GMT

Today: Insurers startle everyone, sorry, not a living soul, Boris Johnson answers tough (multiple choice) questions, and we continue our quest for the perfect way to load a dishwasher. Plus some comic comfort on the coronavirus front. And some GOOD NEWS. I promise.

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This Is Bedford Calling

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:14:46 GMT

Looking at everybody's response to Covid-19 - the government, the media, and us. Plus some silly games to play and a magnificent bout of civic flatulence to make us all feel better because at least we weren't that mayor who left his radio mic on when he went to the bathroom...

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Oojamaflip

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 08:32:36 GMT

Today! Coronavirus stuff officially stops being funny, ventilation production steps up, fun ways to make your own drinkable hand sanitiser, and our fun game show Turn of Phrase returns - with a twist!

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Amol In Wonderland

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:20:00 GMT

Amol Rajan takes you on a Portillo-style train journey to Salford, while the Natural History Museum's Dr Erica McAlister has Fun with Flies. And Sir Ian Bowler MP talks about the Coronavirus, and his government's response. Plus Sajid Javid Dog News.

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What To Do With All That Toilet Paper

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 07:40:55 GMT

Today: Boxing, Rishi Sunak's Budget Debut, Sport Relief, BeeGees Facts, and What To Do With All Your Excess Toilet Paper.

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Showbiz Fix Pt II

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 08:13:22 GMT

GUYS! HOT Phillip Schofield goss! WE LOVE IT. Plus a lovely baked potato addition to Newsnight and some Bee Gees Facts. Have a lovely day!

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Take It On The Chin

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 08:43:19 GMT

...so said Boris Johnson yesterday, and we have the remix. Also: Radio Three, Steve Backshall, Bee Gee Facts, coronavirus, obviously, and more of your CONFOUNDED JAFFA CAKE NEWS DAMN YOU

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She's Beautiful Though, Innit

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:59:32 GMT

Today: Coronavirus lols, Princess Meghan and her new admirer, new MBEs, and DA-DA-DA-DARRRRR; ANDREW MARR. It is NICE TO BE BACK.

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FlyBeBot

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:21:23 GMT

Today! Jeremy Hunt! Crufts! And more dipteralols with Lady of the Flies, Dr Erica McAlister... Have a good weekend!

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FlyBeGone

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 07:22:52 GMT

Lolsy coronavirus news for you, plus the #skullbreakerchallenge, Jaffa Cake News, and another intimate problem resolved for Dora Dale...

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Walter Presents...

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 07:09:58 GMT

The secret of French comedy, Things You Find In AirBnBs, Super Tuesday, Julian Assange, and some random cows. LOVE YOU xxx

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My Struggle (and why I am in France)

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 08:25:57 GMT

This might not be for everybody. It's a half-hour-long potted autobiography, filled with self-indulgent sentimentality, positively wallowing in middle-class, first-world angst, and deserving of your contempt. Maybe skip this one. Actually, definitely. But it DOES explain What I Am Doing In France. And there is quite a funny sketch about cake decorating.

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Ah oui! Monsieur Kelly est a Paris!

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:10:20 GMT

Hello, chers amis. Welcome to France. Something of a soft launch to the week, as I was soft-launching quite a lot last night. But, in this succinct little episode: Clare Balding, Gene Kelly, The Prince oLa La Land, Rory Stewart and Mo Farrah...

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Posh Crisps

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 08:33:06 GMT

Jacob Rees-Mogg is happy to slum it with Walkers' crisps, apparently. Also, Amol Rajan on what comedy to watch, Dr Erica McAlister on pollinating flies, and we reveal the answers to this week's challenges. Have a lovely weekend!

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Dick and Dom in da Bungalow

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 08:21:43 GMT

More funny made-up words from Your Government, Fanny made-up recipes from Fanny Cradock, and game shows and pets and loads of stuff too disparate to list here. Why not have a listen? It's FREE!

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Pandemic

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 08:28:47 GMT

Here's something a bit different. I thought I'd give it a go, since it was in my head and maddening me a little. An exciting new drama, set six months into the future... Let me know what you think!

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On Me Head, Son

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:24:01 GMT

Headers are to be not-exactly-banned in football, news about what Trump's chefs try to hide in his mashed potato, and Amol Rajan talks about SEX in a completely chill way. Plus more celebrity encounters.

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Friends Reunited

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:25:11 GMT

Friends is coming back! Which is weird, since the careers of everyone involved have been going so well. Plus Dominic Cummings needs a new SPAD-wrangler, and Dora Dale answers your... intimate... problems...

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Richard Whiteley's Bedroom

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:03:17 GMT

Dominic Cummings' latest schemes - not eugenicky, nope, not at all. We have our TGI Flyday Fly Of The Week with Dr Erica McAlister from the Natural History Museum, and Dora Dale and Martin Kelner have a rummage around Richard Whiteley's boudoir in a rare bit of archive. Have a lovely weekend!

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Marr Spars

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 08:09:06 GMT

Andrew Marr chit-chats to Priti Patel about the new immigration procedure, plus John Kay's flood reportage analysed, and ok FINE some Jaffa Cake News. You people make me sick.

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Whose Meat Would You Eat?

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 08:15:53 GMT

Richard Dawkins started talking about eating meat cultured from Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on Twitter yesterday. Well, not exactly. But. Whose would YOU eat? Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the nation's favourite Prince - Andrew! The bells will be ringing, apparently. Plus, a mercifully-innocuous story from backstage at Top of the Pops.

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Weirdos, Misfits and Labour Leaders

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 23:23:17 GMT

Dominic Cummings' special forecaster has been fired, sorry, resigned, after some special theories got expounded, and there was YET ANOTHER LABOUR LEADERS' DEBATE

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Flu's Cruise

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 22:58:14 GMT

Plus! A new feature! Showbiz Fix! Fun! Flirty! Foul! And other stuff. Sorry this showed up so late in your feed. We've had technical nightmares, but we're up and running again now...

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TGI Flyday

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 08:28:54 GMT

Sajid Javid makes amends with Dominic 'Be-'Cummings, we reveal this week's Turn Of Phrase, synaesthesia, self-help books, and the amazing Dr Erica McAlister from the Natural History Museum kicks off our TGI Flydays. Follow her! @flygirl

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Spies in the Wilds of Westminster

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 08:14:15 GMT

It's cabinet reshuffle day, and our robot minister gives us a unique insight into the behaviour of these strange creatures. Plus Rory Stewart's 500 nights in strangers' beds, and what to say in Dutch if you don't want to get shot.

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DC Masks

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 08:29:55 GMT

Dominic Cummings' take on a children's favourite, plus Amol Rajan on the new role of Ofcom in regulating The Whole Of The Internet (good luck everyone) and today's square is revealed in Turn of Phrase.

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Planes, Trains, and Cliches

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 08:21:51 GMT

The windrush flight took off this morning, HS2's been approved, and life is just so jolly and fun. So to cheer us up, I'm launching the new podcast gameshow. 'TURN OF PHRASE' - Can YOU guess the turn of phrase behind the boxes?

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Oscars Grouching

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 08:16:18 GMT

Featuring Olivia Coleman positively GUSHING, Leo Varadkar on the Irish election, and the Diary of Fraser Nelson, part two...

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Prince Andrew's 60th, Prince Charles' Skanking, and Trump's Movements

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 07:59:31 GMT

PLUS: Percentages explained further, by ace listeners Sam, David and Jem. Have a lovely weekend, and have a look at patreon.com/nottodaypod to find out more about the show, and STUFF YOU CAN GET! x

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Break It Then Kill It

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 08:17:17 GMT

AKA Fun Things To Do To Public Services With An 80-Strong Majority. Also, fashion statements with Geremy Wine, the coolest thing about percentages you will EVER LEARN, and, damn you all, Jaffa Cake News.

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State of the Underwear

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 08:13:04 GMT

Trump gave his state of the union address last night, and Nancy Pelosi managed not to use the bucket. Also, BBC Four did Life Drawing, and we have an exclusive snippet of Rory Stewart's new podcast.

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It's Finger-Nickin' Good!

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:14:17 GMT

#KnifeFree Chicken, Boris Johnson's curative approach to crime, a new podcast from John Major and Tony Blair, BBC1 HD idents, and why The British Press is Actually Ace. Morning!

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Brad Pitt's BAFTA Bants

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 08:19:10 GMT

Also featuring the Cirque Du Soleil's incredible performance at the BAFTA awards last night, and just some of the superb writings that Brexit has inspired in lovers of TRUE FREEDOM EVERYWHERE NO NEED FOR ALL THEM EUROPEAN COMMAS ANY MORE MATE. Also! You can now support the show at www.patreon.com/nottodaypod - check out the perks!

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So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 08:48:58 GMT

Well, that's that, then. Brexit Got Done. Also, a song about shiny suits. Let's all hide under the duvet for a bit.

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Railing Against Privatisation

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 07:58:39 GMT

Northern Rail has lost its franchise, and quite a lot of taxpayers' money, too. LET'S CRUNCH SOME NUMBERS ON THAT GUYS. And Amol Rajan provides some fantastic analysis of the 80 million in cuts to BBC News. And of extremely rare Audis. Plus, Things You Did in 48 Hours.

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Colonial Whines

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 08:13:38 GMT

Why can't you just agree to this deal I made for myself? God, you're so selfish. Plus, get to know a modern-day political banter legend, with a profile of a very, very sexy MEP.

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Huawei The Lads

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 08:06:18 GMT

Box sets! Video calls! And oh yeah absolutely no security. Comes to something when you find yourself siding with Jeremy Hunt. Also: Satanists are big fans of Trump's Personal Pastor, some potentially very cool CO2 news, a new BBC2 series with a dishy Generic Scottish Bloke, and where it all went wrong for Trumpton.

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Brexit Coins and Trump's Satanic Pregnancies

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 08:11:34 GMT

Featuring Chris Packham and the gang presenting Right Wing Watch, a brief hello from Naz and Scooby, the new Brexit Coin, and wardrobe malfunctions...

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Climate Emergency: A Trillion Trees, all planted by Rory Stewart

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 08:37:57 GMT

It's the 50th show! And we are celebrating in style with Rory Stewart giving us a soulful song about trees, why I am not keen on Alexander Armstrong's beliefs, and a special guest appearance of Metal Kids' Show Theme-Manglers, Slay Duggee - follow them on Twitter @SlayDuggee. Have a good weekend!

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Davos, Kavos, My Lords, Ladies, Naz and Scooby

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 08:01:18 GMT

Featuring the House of Lords, and how it's doing in Yorkshire, your wardrobe mishaps, and a fun new thread - what TV shows have theme tunes better than the actual show...?

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Buck Trump

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:37:55 GMT

BUCK. BUCK Trump. In the 25th Century. Wait, 26th. Too late now. Also, a joyless new sitcom for BBC Radio 4, and one listener gives Bagpuss one hell of a going over. It's brilliant.

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Fox Hunting, Space Archers and Why I Should Be DG

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 08:37:22 GMT

All of that. Plus everyone's exceedingly funny ideas for Harry and Meghan's show pitches to Netflix. Well done, all. See you tomorrow! Oh, and would you mind pressing that 'Subscribe' button, there? Just... Up a... Bit... Somewhere there. Anyway x

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What Happens In Davos... Screws everyone

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 08:11:53 GMT

A look ahead to this week's Davos summit, plus the beginnings of Johnsonian politics, and the real Project Fear, and who's really projecting it.

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Gardener's Whorled

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 01:22:16 GMT

Hello from Somewhere In Wales. It has been quite a mission, getting this to you. Find out more in the podcast. PLUS: Monty Don Gets It On, and your chance to have your very own mouthful of Snoop Dogg...

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ASMR Special

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 08:28:52 GMT

...which is a dressed-up way of telling you I had to whisper the whole thing from a very quiet AirBnB. But there's a lot of fun in here - Usher on Loose Women, Arnie having a marriage breakup, and dumbed-down Mastermind... I will be LOUDER TOMORROW x

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Welcome to the Church of St Rupert

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 10:28:01 GMT

Sorry it's late - I was a bit poorly* last night. Anyway, here it is!

*splatty

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Press 'One' if you are The Queen

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 08:05:09 GMT

Morning! Featuring a royal conference call, global debt, Priti Patel's hot take on the racist press and how it relates to Lulu, and some #AltLoveHearts

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Coercion Island is BACK!

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 08:23:19 GMT

Yes, Love Island returns, and what's wrong with that, eh. Also: Royals News, the Festival of Brexit, and Jeff BOZOS MORE LIKE I ALWAYS SAY ok thanks. Plus: what you're drinking right now.

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Open Wide, Piers

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 08:15:51 GMT

As the fallout continues over #Megxit, a roundup of the rabid pundits reacting to the news. Plus YOUR suggestions for who should serve as a government advisor. Have a good weekend!

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Harry And Meghan Find The Door

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 08:08:32 GMT

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are off. Also, we have some Corrections, Clarifications and Omissions, and some frankly scandalous anonymous emails about How To Win Competitions...

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Why Jaffa Cakes Are All Wrong PART ONE OF NINE HUNDRED

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 08:20:06 GMT

Morning! Or afternoon or whatever. It all kicked off about Jaffa Cakes. Not the most pressing issue, but we also covered Brexit talks. But it was mainly Jaffa Cakes. I'll try to move on for tomorrow. But I'll fail.

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Tah Tay Tee Toe Two

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 08:25:44 GMT

In which Emily Thornberry gives elocution lessons to Rebecca Long-Bailey, Radio 3 dumbs down, and we have some fun adverts from The Sun and Burger King and things and such ok fine this podcast is really late sorry I shall get on with uploading it now ok bye

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BBC Bias, Isn't It

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 08:08:43 GMT

Happy New Year! It's great to be back MATE I TELL YOU WHAT THE BBC BIAS IT'S A JOKE MATE I WOULDN'T EVEN GO ON QUESTION TIME IF YOU OFFERED ME A MILLION QUID etc. Also: Trump on Iran, the Golden Globes, rail fare price hikes, and highly unbiased GEREMY WINE

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 12

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Not-quite-the-concluding part of the Nick Knowles saga. I'll try to get the last bit done at SOME POINT over the weekend. Although somebody's chucked a big musical finish in there. HEROIC WORK. The normal podcast returns Monday 6th Jan!

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 11

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Who has been behind the nefarious doings? All is about to be revealed, like a Changing Rooms Home Makeovers... 3-2-1... Open your eyes!

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 10

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 07:00:00 GMT

**Special Guest Star: Paul Coia**

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 9

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 07:00:00 GMT

More unexpurgated and spurious filth

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 8

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 00:47:00 GMT

A mystery chopper, with a new man behind it. Continuing our crowd-written Nick Knowles fanfic...

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 7

Sun, 29 Dec 2019 00:04:00 GMT

It continues! Thanks to heroic efforts by the crowd-writing team, Nick Knowles' steamy, and edge-of-the-seat exploits are extended far beyond an appropriate length. Tuck in! There'll be more tomorrow.

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 6

Sat, 28 Dec 2019 07:00:52 GMT

The thrilling climax to our Nick Knowles erotica. Or IS IT? I literally don't know. I'll have to check the Google Doc later on, and see if anyone's written any more...

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Nick... Et moi Pt 5

Fri, 27 Dec 2019 07:00:00 GMT

More of our crowd-written adult novel concerning the fictionalised life and times of Nick Knowles. Today: Nick enlists the help of two hirsute motorcyclists...

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Nick... Et Moi Pt 4

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 07:00:00 GMT

The continuing, crowd-written adventures of TV's Nick Knowles. Today: Knowles finds himself bound to a trellis in Charlie Dimmock's basement...

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Nick... Et moi Pt 3

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 07:21:24 GMT

Being a continuation of the seminal Nick Knowles adult fiction written entirely by listeners to this podcast. Merry Christmas! More tomorrow...

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Woke Folktale of New York

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 08:08:28 GMT

After a perhaps long-overdue reappraisal of the original, I humbly offer a new interpretation of Fairytale of New York for the Modern Age. Also - Amol Rajan interviewed Ian Hislop last night - we have an exclusive clip. And more of the seminal erotic novel about Nick Knowles.

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Generic Christmas Sentiments

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 07:59:58 GMT

Featuring the ultimate one-size-fits all distillation of every Christmas into two-and-a-half minutes, a quick tour around the ITV Hub, and the thrilling premiere of Fifty Trades of Grey, the crowd-written erotic novel about Nick Knowles. If YOU would like to write a bit of it, then feel free to make your contribution. Here's the link to the google doc: https://tinyurl.com/yxxao63a

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Cats' Litter

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 08:27:34 GMT

Reviews of Cats - The Movie, Secret Lemonade Licking, and the beginning of what I hope will become a perpetual strand: Nick Knowles Fan Fiction. Have a lovely weekend!

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Singin' On The Train - A Michael Rosen Special

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 01:59:13 GMT

Sometimes a seeming disaster gives rise to something magical. Michael Rosen and I went to Salford to record Friday's Christmas edition of The Verb on BBC Radio 3. And on the way back, a fallen tree caused our train to stop, go to reduced power, and finally, to plunge us all into darkness.

As we waited for around an hour and a half for another train to come, Michael Rosen charmed and cheered the 'Quiet' carriage with songs and poems and funny stories. Frankly, it was one of those proper once-in-a-lifetime experiences. Have a look at our twitter thread, if you're bored. We pretended to be in different carriages. https://twitter.com/jakeyapp/status/1207430634169405440

Anyway. Here's a flavour of it, hastily recorded on an ipad, so forgive the sound quality.

As I write, it's just turning 2am. It's another hour and a half to London, and from there I shall have to take a taxi to Bedford.

I reckon it was worth it.

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A Berry Successful PR Campaign

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 08:11:30 GMT

In which I have a look at A Berry Royal Christmas, an offering from the BBC with a Christmassy blend of alcoholism, human despair and cake. Plus - I am off to Salford today, so have a jazzy musical take on BBC Breakfast...

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Inside The Telly Factory

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 07:59:57 GMT

In which Gregg Wallace takes us inside the magical factory where dreams are made reality - TELEVISION - the Marvel of the Modern Age, allowing us to point at things and go 'wow!' Also, news that the alcohol in mince pies can put you over the limit, and all the foods YOU have been hoarding.

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Day One. Ground Zero.

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 08:23:05 GMT

As the Labour Party tries to rebuild itself, Boris has to face the reality of how to Got Brexit Did. Plus, Sports Personality of the Year, and the return of a much-missed old friend.

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OFF THE CLIFF

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 08:23:53 GMT

The results of the General Election are in.

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Come On Then.

Thu, 12 Dec 2019 07:49:36 GMT

Jake Yapp brings you a preview of tonight's election coverage, Amol Rajan explores the mysterious world of Facebook advertising, and we have some stupendous election audio from David Van Day. It's truly breathtaking. GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE.

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Boris, Bulldozers and Bragg

Wed, 11 Dec 2019 07:59:51 GMT

In which we draw back the velvet curtain and are briefly allowed a privileged glimpse into the world of PR, we hear an exclusive song from Billy Bragg, and Postman Pat gets a hell of a going over.

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Can I Just Have A Look At Your Mobile Phone, Please?

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:16:25 GMT

After Boris Johnson attempts to trouser a journalist's mobile phone during an interview, I have some advice: Think BBC. Also: Elton John's Million Pound Piano, and Andrew Lloyd-Webber's Eurovision Entry. Plus your coach stories and confessions. Follow me on @nottodaypod on the Twitter. Morning!

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Who Wants To Be A Billionaire

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 08:18:52 GMT

John McDonnell was on the Today programme this morning, discussing policylols with A Actual Billionaire. I applied my usual in-depth analysis to that. Incidentally, all the figures in the sketches are accurate, as far as I could research. Just saying. Plus we have some Andrew Marr fun. Plus Your Confessions, which are marvellous. If you have any more, or any fun stories about coach trips, email nottoday@swanburst.com. Thanks for listening, and do consider subscribing and sharing if you're enjoying the show!

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Unoriginal Sinha, The Interview Tango and Geremy Wine II

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 08:05:57 GMT

Andrew Neil challenged Boris Johnson to come and debate him on TV last night - we have some exclusive audio. Also the politician-interview tango, a second Xmas Pressie Roundup - the #BOGBANTZ continue, I'm afraid - and Geremy Wine trawls for calls...

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Pennsylvania Sick-5000, Swingin' Richard Dawkins, and Banned Christmas Songs

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 08:11:29 GMT

Morning! Today we have an exclusive extract from Richard Dawkins new webinar series, 'Phallusies', a brief snatch of Jo Swinson, and your suggestions for which Christmas song to ban. If you'd like to get in touch, it's nottodaypod on twitter, or email nottoday at swanburst dot com. Thanks!

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I Called Greg James in 2014, Xmas Pressie Roundup, and More Defective Kates Bush

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 08:22:24 GMT

Radio 1 In Two Minutes, the absolute worst tat, I mean, most EXCELLENT Christmas Presents of the year, Modern Mr Men, and more horrific stories about defective Kates Bush.

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Will Self-Obsessed, Trumping in Watford, and More Defective Kate Bush

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:01:15 GMT

Trump is at a NATO ceremony in Watford today, and Johnson is hoping he'll keep his mouth SHUT. We have an exclusive extract from Will Self's new Radio 4 Series 'Will Self Walks a Mile', and more of your mundane dreams, defective Kate Bushes, and unheeded warnings.

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Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Marred Enough

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 08:17:27 GMT

Andrew Marr interviews Boris Johnson, Nick Robinson And Garry Withersport behinds the scenes in the Today studio, and your stories about lousy bargains in #YoureTheExpert.

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Third Gear and introducing... The Light Footers

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 08:08:42 GMT

A senior edition of Top Gear for you, following on from Jeremy Clarkson blaming Greta Thunberg for killing the car show. Plus listener's stories about nearly exploding with irony, and a musical extravaganza from musical sensation The Lightfooters. Bon weekend!

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The Diary of Fraser Nelson and John Lewis' Christmas Song

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 08:16:15 GMT

Morning! Being a fun medley of Fraser Nelson's historically-important account of life in London in the Dark Ages (2019), and THAT John Lewis Christmas advert. We have a new email address - today we're asking: what's the last time you almost exploded with irony? Email Not Today at Swanburst dot com.

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The Knife or the Bucket

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 08:09:04 GMT

Today: A profile of your next Prime Minister, Jo Swinson, a review of last night's BBC3 on BBC1 offering: Plastic Surgery Undressed, and a hat tip to our hero of the last 24 hours, Green MEP Molly Scott-Cato...

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Blue Story - The Musical!

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:14:50 GMT

Yes, we get all fun 'n' jazzy 'n' highly inappropriate with the most controversial film of the year, in order to try to bring the film's important message to the Frozen 2 audience. Plus we visit a parallel universe.

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Be Still, Mogg's Beating Heart

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 08:12:24 GMT

Morning! In which we find out Where Jacob Rees-Mogg Is, and a fabulous treat for your gran this Christmas - it can only be Xander...

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This is an EMERGENCY

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 07:30:00 GMT

Ok so yesterday went absolutely bonkerlols and I am typing this well into my eighteenth hour of working, so I'll keep it brief. But I was joined by the wonderful Natt Tapley, we have a song about the G20, and the absolutely most hilarious #YoureTheExpert ever. Well done, everyone.

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Dirty Priti Things

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 08:12:27 GMT

I had no idea the American robin's latin name was Turdus Migratorius. Anyway. Priti Patel is our tweet, sorry, twit of the day. Also: Impeachment news, and assorted mucking about.

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GEREMY WINE LUCKY SHOW

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 08:12:05 GMT

The leaders' debate last night - what do Actual People think? Plus Nigel Farage's Grandstand, and Geremy Wine with the coolest phone-in on the radio. I'll get more sleep tonight, I promise.

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Flo Binston and KPMGee-Whizz

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 08:12:30 GMT

Looking ahead to tonight's leaders' debate on ITV, and sadly reflecting on the end of KPMG's partnership with Pitch@Palace. Maybe Andrew should set up Pitch@Putt@Palace. Or maybe getting up at 5.45 is really starting to kick in.

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Meat Sweats and Popping Amols

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 08:07:17 GMT

Good MORNING! And welcome to episode one of Not Today, Thank You. Today, Jake Yapp looks at the fallout from Prince Andrew's fabulous Newsnight interview, and we have some Top Media Insight from Amol.

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Welcome to Not Today, Thank You!

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 19:41:40 GMT

We launch properly on November 18th at 8am... Make sure you subscribe, so you don't miss out when you forget all about this because PEOPLE'S MENTAL LOADS THESE DAYS ARE RIDICULOUS. You work too hard. Maybe book a spa day or something.

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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

The Travelling Software Salesman Tony Blair

Petey-Pete Pee to the EE TEE EE

'Now' and 'Zen'

Andy n Mandy

Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp

Ratcliffe and the Rat

Let's All Hide

Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife

Well, I did the Jingle

The RAJANATOR

I Smell A Rat

Listen Through The Brown Window...

It's Going To Be A Quiet One...

I Think I Just Really Hate Peter Mandelson

**SPECIAL EP FOR CHOIR SINGERS ONLY**

App-Ocalypse Now

Shall I Compare Thee To An RFK?

It's Jake Yapp!

Meet the Professor

Febrezing Your Dad

Bloodthirsty Picnic

It's All Gone A Bit Seventies

I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer

Not With A Bang But A Hamper

Victor Lewis-Smith

Two Per Cent Salt

What is the Meaning of The Line

All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes

Make Your Own Damn Cheese

Man Cries Over Sausage

What Do You Get for a RED Card?

Musky Melons

Middle-Aged Wins

Tiguan, hamie

No Harmin' Lucan

'Happy Monday to you' ffs

Greys Anathema

Guinea Pigs

Truss Fund Bunnies

Oh HELLO

Le Queem Is Dead

It's War!

What I Did Before The Holidays

We Interrupt This Programme...

Two.

It's A Bit Like Jesus, Isn't It?

Appley Within

That's Life! With Mic Wright

Game Saves with Bibi Lucille

Keir Royale

Let's Saturday Like It's Monday

Welcome to your NEW LOOK Podcast!

ok I NEVER KNEW THAT about the KNIGHT RIDER THEME - With Cousin Davey

Coffee and a Catch-Up

Emma Raducanu Has Done It And Apparently Now We Own Her

Cousin Davey's Audio AOB

Wither 'Spoons?

Death Breath - With Mic Wright

A Second Helping of Chicken

Stargazing at the End of Summer

Mic Wright and his Favourite Racist

Everyone Thinks They're Good At This

Hello From The Garden

Saveloy and Pesto with Mic Wright

Jake Yapp is... ANDREW NEIL. Cousin Davey is Cousin Davey.

Yappfest - Part Four

Yappfest - Part Three

Yappfest - Part Two

Alexa vs Jon Holmes Part Two - First Blood

Welcome to YAPPFEST!

Jake Yapp vs ALL TECHNOLOGY. Also Dave Yapp Says Hi

Jon Holmes vs Alexa

Mic Wright and Geremy Wine

Cousin Davey on the Last Strawberries of Summer

General Anxiety

Mic Wright's Describing-Words

#YAPPFEST 1 - Cousin Davey is here IN THE FLESH

Amol Interviews Domster the Cumster

Nigel Farage - The Musical - featuring Mic Wright

SPECIAL EP FOR CHOIR SINGERS ONLY