Fantasy Five with The Noise Next Door

Euros Special - Scotland vs England

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 08:00:00 GMT

The oldest rivalry in football gets an upgrade. The guys put together a team of historical, fictional and cultural Scottish and English icons. Hadrian’s wall makes a hell of a halfway line. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Euros Special - Croatia vs Belgium (Special Guest: Alex Petrovic)

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 16:00:00 GMT

The Croation stand-up sensation Alex Petrovich leads a line-up of his most famous compatriots against our band of brilliant Belgians. It’s about time we settled which of these countries is the best at nonsensical five-a-side football. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Wales vs Sweden (Special Guest: Jenny Collier)

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 16:00:00 GMT

The very Welsh and very wonderful comedian Jenny Collier joins the guys for another Euros special. Will her team of Welsh legends be able to take on our sensational Swedes? Lock, Stockholm and one trip to Barry. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Euros Special - Turkey vs France (Special Guest: Eric Lampaert)

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 16:00:00 GMT

French superstar stand-up and actor Eric Lampaert takes charge of a team of French legends as they go up against our team of terrific Turks. Will it be a French Triomphe or Turkish Delight? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Euros Special - Spain vs Austria (Special Guest Ignacio Lopez)

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 16:00:00 GMT

The guys are joined by Spanish comedy legend Ignacio Lopez as he sets a line up of Spain’s best exports against our arsenal of Austrian awesomeness. Which nation is most mighty… at imaginary five-a-side football? Find out now. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Euros Special - Germany vs Italy

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Stand up star and genuine German Christian Schulte-Loh lays out a squad of his country’s best and brightest against our mean team of Italian stallions. Who will take home the bragging rights in this battle for national pride? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Biscuits vs Cake

Thu, 27 May 2021 16:00:00 GMT

On the final day of the inaugural season, Fantasy Five takes on one of the most contentious topics in the world… of sweet, baked treats. What should you have with your afternoon cuppa? Only an imaginary football match can decide. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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DC vs Greek Mythology (Special Guest: Tez Illays)

Thu, 20 May 2021 16:00:00 GMT

In this battle of titans we are joined by comedian and actor Tez Illays as he brings his squad of DC comic book creations to face our lineup of Greek gods and monsters. This has ‘epic’ written all over it. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Cats vs Dogs

Thu, 13 May 2021 16:00:00 GMT

The greatest rivalry on planet earth is about to come to an end… A force of fearless felines take on a corps of courageous canines in the battle for pet supremacy. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Cops vs Robbers (Special Guest: Jim Campbell)

Thu, 06 May 2021 16:00:00 GMT

They say crime doesn’t pay… But comedian and actual football pundit Jim Campbell wants to prove that theory wrong as his band of burglars take on our posse of policemen. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk and check’s Jim’s podcast here https://stakhanov.studio/shows/the-football-ramble/

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Dr Suess vs Roald Dahl

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Once upon a time... Two beloved children’s authors unleashed a team of their characters into the world of fantastical five-a-side football. This is that story. Will Willy Wonka splat The Cat in the Hat? Maybe Matilda will get lynched by the Grinch? Find out today! Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Meryl Streep vs Tom Hanks (Special Guest: Lauren Pattison)

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

In an oscar worthy showdown we are joined by comedian Lauren Pattison as she takes charge of a team made up of Meryl Streep characters. Will they be triumphant over a huddle of Hanks’? Lights, camera, action! Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Wrestlers vs Rock Stars

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Are you ready rock and/or rumble? Who will emerge victorious when singers and drummers go up against Stone Cold Stunners? Either way the clothes are very likely going to be skin tight. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Star Wars vs Game of Thrones

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Spaceships! Dragons! The special effects budget for this is going to be huge... What will happen when a team of warriors, wizards and monsters take on a team of space-warriors, space wizards and space-monsters?! Let battle commence.

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Playstation vs Nintendo

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 17:00:00 GMT

Game on! A clash of computer game characters will decide which console is king. Indulge in a totally necessary five-a-side football match between the most iconic mascots in the history of digital entertainment. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Looney Tunes vs Cartoon Network (Six Nations Special)

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 17:00:00 GMT

It’s animated armageddon as two toon titans go head to head on the rugby(!?) pitch. To celebrate the Six Nations, the Fantasy Five guys are mixing things up by using their colourful cartoon characters to make ridiculous rugby sevens squads. here’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Ireland vs Mothers

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 17:00:00 GMT

St. Patricks Day and Mothers Day fall in the same week. But which is better? There’s only one thing for it… An imaginary football match between a selection of mighty matriarchs and the indomitable Irish. here’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Mammals vs Reptiles

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 17:00:00 GMT

Things get wild as animal kingdoms collide in a five-a-side footie match to determine who is at the top of the food chain. Who will be the predator? Who will be prey? There’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Kings vs Queens (Special Guest: Laura Lexx)

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 17:00:00 GMT

It’s a right royal rumble as comedian and author Laura Lexx pits her team of leading ladies against a mob of male monarchs. Who will take the crown in the first Fantasy Five special guest match? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Friends vs South Park

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 17:00:00 GMT

Two of the most beloved TV shows of all time go head to head in a fantastical football match. Who will be victorious? The mates from Manhattan or the cheeky chaps from Colorado?Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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Pixar vs Pokémon

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 17:00:00 GMT

It’s the age old question… will the characters from Toy Story, The Incredibles and Monsters Inc be able to defeat a squad of Japanese video game monsters that live in tiny balls? Let’s host a five-a-side football match and find out.Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk |

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Harry Potter vs Lord of the Rings

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 17:00:00 GMT

Which is better? Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? The only way to decide is to pit these multi million dollar literary and movie franchise behemoths against each other in an imaginary five-a-side football match. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk |

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Marvel Heroes vs Disney Villains

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 15:34:03 GMT

In the first episode of Fantasy Five, Marvel and Disney go head to head as the world’s most sensational superheroes take on animation’s most barbaric bad guys in a fantastical five-a-side football match. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk |

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