Save It For the Show

Ep249 - The Long Weekend

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 05:57:30 GMT

Full-blown show full of good stuff. We talk about my trip to Minneapolis (including a deep-dive on a strip club), what went down on the Fourth of July (with a 4-day weekend!), people who give shitty talks at conferences, my new #derpypersian cat named Gus, what’s up with balls, watching porn at work, TV show opening credits (to skip or not to skip) and much more!

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Ep248 - Mini-Show-Ta

Fri, 30 Jun 2017 15:02:11 GMT

Short show from the road this week. It's a quickie about being at the airport, having sex in motel pods, your house falling apart when you are away, bone marrow, calf implants, strippers and more. Regular show returns next week!

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Ep247 - Triscuit

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 06:06:31 GMT

Lord it’s hot outside! We talk the weather, a Father’s Day recap, Eddie shoots a bunch of guns, awful ‘prank’ YouTubers, sugar free candy, I’m in a huge beef with Triscuit and go DEEP about how much I hate their marketing and website, hidden Netflix gems, ‘Skin-e-max’ actors and much more. Unfortunate head's up - very good chance Eddie and I won't be together next week. And you know how the saying goes...if Eddie can't do the show...

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Ep246 - Magicians

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 06:14:44 GMT

Take a breath and get rolling with us! We go deep on being a magician, getting away with crimes, if I should adopt a new cat, Philippino fighting spiders, the ‘call of the void’, sex on ecstasy :: using a fleshlight, terrible dates, lots of questions, looking at men at the gym, ‘stealthing’ and more!

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Ep245 - Jack

Thu, 08 Jun 2017 06:45:31 GMT

This show is dedicated to ol’ Jack and whether he’s #sleepingordead. We talk a lot about him and his situation. Plus we talk a bit about guns, Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher, I have dinner with some women, what is BC Powder, Paul from Roanoke, drinking in Disneyland, gardening, overcoming having a small dick and ‘Coldstone’ vs Fro-Yo and much more!

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Ep244 - Read Receipts

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 03:15:18 GMT

Eddie’s dog is a good boy! I dogsit for him and love it. Plus we talk about ‘read receipts’ on texting, Eddie goes to Disneyland and we talk about that quite a bit (including being a Disney princess), I lay some Memorial Day flooring, do we marry people who remind us of our parents, knock-knock jokes, Tech Nerd Chase is back, would I do a three-way with my wife, Eddie ‘blows his load’, Rabbi’s cleaning baby dicks with their mouths and more!

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Ep243 - Overhand Throw

Thu, 25 May 2017 04:57:06 GMT

Show kicks off and of course we need to talk about Chris Cornell. Which leads to a deep dive about mail-order CDs (Columbia House / BMG), auto-erotic asphyxiation, school open houses, Melania hates Trump, “Do it in May” - May is masturbation month and we talk about jerk off toys for men, using technology to mess with your friends, my son has an awkward b-day party, fidget spinners are dumb, what’s up with 'Michael’s' and more. Remember to check out the new cartoon ‘Lambo Frog’ and share it with a friend! Also - there’s a chance there might not be a new show next week. Sorry to keep you in suspense. We still love you!

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Ep242 - Silk Boxers

Thu, 18 May 2017 04:36:51 GMT

The show kicks off and we try to settle the ‘moist man’ vs. ‘dry guy’ debate once and for all. Lots of listener feedback and questions surrounding it, circumcision, etc. Plus how many tissues do you use after sex? We also talk silk boxers and underwear etiquette, what sex/relationship stuff people are Googling for, we close the loop on our taxidermy discussion, Mother’s Day activities, hiking and more. Be sure to check out English Paul’s new cartoon of our podcast on our website - saveitfortheshow.com/cartoons

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Ep241 - Detroit Style

Wed, 10 May 2017 23:47:00 GMT

Eddie is back and we drop a hilarious one. We get right into it and talk about being ‘moist men’ and special lotion, being an amateur taxidermist (and getting an amateur head massage or handy), what kind of cologne you wear, we talk about Eddie’s trip to Chicago (deep-dish, airplane craps, speakeasy bars, potential prostitutes, baseball stadium food and more), Smith and Wollensky sucks, good looking women at the gym (and pre-workouts mess me up) and more!

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Ep240 - Lazy Genius

Thu, 04 May 2017 06:14:43 GMT

My lovely wife Nicole sits in for Eddie this week while he’s out on biz. She’s an absolute doll and battles a cold to make it happen. We talk about our animals, what I do to get her in the mood, sucking toes, I’m a pain in the ass, we answer some questions, do some voicemails, etc. Eddie will be back next week. Send me nice emails about my wife.

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Ep239 - Sperm Bank

Thu, 27 Apr 2017 04:54:25 GMT

Oh boy we do a deep dive on what it’s like to be a man donating sperm and a woman buying sperm. It's a real deep dive, you’re going to learn and laugh. My 15 year old cat Jack is sick (can I bury him in my back yard?), Peter Pan is racist, the death penalty is dumb, am I allowed to make jewish jokes, some sex ed talk, who’s going to write some Dan and Eddie erotic fan fiction and a whole lot more. Also - who should sit in for Eddie next week? Let us know www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact

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Ep238 - Six Foot Bong

Fri, 21 Apr 2017 05:59:01 GMT

Hello! Here’s the show. We discuss some Youtuber abuse controversy, 4/20 and weed a bit, little on Easter, I’m on a diet, I was interviewed on another show (it’s on saveitfortheshow.com), shitty DVD menus, I ruin my wife’s birthday, our worst jobs ever, donating sperm and more. Eddie has to miss an upcoming show - who should fill in for him? Let us know - saveitfortheshow.com/contact

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Ep237 - Flip Flop Guy

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 06:51:41 GMT

Spring is here and we’re in the mood. We talk going to the Drive-In, Beauty & the Beast (and Emma Watson), we discuss pop culture current events a bit (Pepsi, United, this Wendy’s chicken nugget idiot), shoutout to Topografiawine.com, I try out Fiverr, little bit on beastiality (of course), Flip Flop guy returns with a voicemail about the ‘butt tissue’, being ‘blessed’, the show Bunk’d which is racist and stinks and more!

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Ep236 - Wet Paper Towel

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 07:18:18 GMT

Eddie and I (just Eddie and I!) are back in business. We read a bunch of listener reviews of the last show with Dylan (spoiler alert - the rudester ghouls are out), plus we also talk ‘Toastmasters’, bad verbal crutches, some shady people in my neighborhood, my son is going through sex education in school (plus ‘sex in a wheel chair’), Mike Pence not having dinner with women, I help someone in a public restroom, killing someone to make our show famous (we won’t), a little bit about S-Town and more!

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Ep235 - Hijacked

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 01:03:12 GMT

Good buddy Dylan Schuck is in town for a wedding so he stops by the studio and sits down with Eddie and I for a fun mess of a show. We talk about going to Disneyland, some awful song that Dylan made (it’s really bad - https://myspace.com/schuckmusic), an ‘Irish Goodbye’, a charity drive for underwear, we debate if I am going to murder Dylan or him me, going to a strip club in drag and lots more. Follow Dylan @schuckster on Twitter and listen to our Walking Dead recap podcast at www.deadinsideshow.com.

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Ep234 - English Cucumber

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 00:06:05 GMT

How great are sweat pants? We go deep on ‘athleisure’ and multi-level marketing, plus cops having legal sex with prostitutes, abandoned dogs, I buy something from a weirdo stranger, new section of the site - www.saveitfortheshow.com/jokes (share it with a friend!), English Paul gets a girl’s number, having anxiety and passing it on to your kids, my new favorite band The Lemon Twigs and Dave Chapelle’s new special.

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Ep233 - Michelada

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 06:44:06 GMT

Bit of a SXSW recap (lots of drinking and no masturbating) with a major shoutout to @mattbesser, @JakeHurwitz, @jakeandamir and @laughable plus a woman sits on my lap, my son is in a very intense Spelling Bee, we give some great drinking tips, some summer music recommendations, how porn is based on stories not sex anymore (bonus: nazi porn), why Simply Orange juice is garbage and more! Send us questions - www.saveitfortheshow.com.

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Ep232 - Cigar Bar

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 07:20:02 GMT

I visit a local strip mall cigar bar! And of course it’s quite an experience. I bother a stranger on accident, going viral on the internet and then being vilified, we discuss all my 3 Doors Down tattoos, Mexico time share scams, calling your spouse ‘mommy’, we ask listeners to share the show (and you can use #trypod when you do!), we talk about the new ‘smart’ condom and all the fun metrics that would come from it and I wonder if my retainer is full of cancer and germs? Plus a shout out to our Patreon Patrons and we talk about 'Missing Richard Simmons'.

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Ep231 - Indigo Children

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 07:20:04 GMT

Hooray show! I get weird with my wife’s sweat! But it’s cool. Also panty sniffing, getting famous for the wrong reasons, bogus charities, I have a run-in with a mystical man in the grocery store (indigo children), ass washcloths and more! Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com for gear, leave us a review on iTunes if you haven't and shoutout to any patreon.com/siftshow sponsors. We love you.

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Ep230 - Morning Sex

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 07:05:39 GMT

I dream about new career ventures (maybe being a cam girl pimp), our exhaustion with the news, Irish Spring soap commercials, using your girl’s vagina soap, being a dirty trash roommate, Eddie is having morning sex (we go deep on what it takes to make a baby), ‘pre-workout’ drinks making me crazy, someone farts on me at the gym, we give some cooking advice, books on tape and more! Be sure to check out store.saveitfortheshow.com and saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

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Ep229 - Birthday

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 07:46:17 GMT

Birthday show! My bday falls on recording day, and we have fun. We talk about Valentine’s Day (and sex of course), I ‘research' cam girl sites and discuss it, my cat violates me, the book ‘1984’, the TV show ‘Legion' and lots of listener questions spanning sex, the bathroom and everything else you expect. Send in your own questions at saveitfortheshow.com/contact and check out deadinsideshow.com for my Walking Dead podcast with Dylan Schuck.

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Ep228 - Cat Call

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 06:43:06 GMT

We’re back and raging! We talk about the paradox of being sick, don’t buy your girl flowers, getting free food from work, drinking in Salt Lake City, I go to a protest, liberal advertising, I inadvertently cat call and terrify a woman, washing with your girl’s soap, rehoming a dog, incest porn, using ‘butt tissue’ and so much more.

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Ep227 - Relax Sex 2.0

Wed, 01 Feb 2017 06:28:50 GMT

A calamity befalls the show - Eddie gets sick last minute and without time to plan something else, I reach back into the archives to episode 112 to replay a classic episode from the annals of our history, and one of our faves. This episode has the 'punch card' sex story and lots of other fun bits. Apologies for no new show this week, hang in there babies, we'll be back rip-roaring and new next week, even if Eddie is undergoing chemo therapy (he won't be).

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Ep226 - Private Browser

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 18:12:41 GMT

We start off with a rousing discussion about the guy with a 19 inch penis, I go in my attic at 3am, private browsing, beer yoga, old men playing racquetball, being on social media, amateur porn cam people, a listener John sex story, Poo-pourri, shoutout to the Eric Canal Theatre, getting a barbershop haircut, how weird Hooters is and more.

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Ep225 - Family Matters

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 07:01:08 GMT

Hello! We kick the show off and breakdown that classic 90s sitcom Family Matters, then discuss crying at movies, crazy ways women used to give birth, we go deep on the Brony guy who has a disgusting jizz-jar, awful people who put stickers on their car, getting ivy-league college merch, my son smells, I mix it up with some teens, strip clubs from around the world, wedding advice and more. Check out English Paul's new cartoon on our site www.saveitfortheshow.com.

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Ep224 - Booger Jar

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 04:48:45 GMT

Hey everyone, send us in your questions asking “Is It Weird?”! We’re working on something fun. Do you do something you think is weird? Let us know at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Otherwise another fun show, we talk ‘flavor savers’, chain wallets, following porno stars on social media, going old-school at the library, getting intimate with a partner, being a 30 year old virgin, making friends as an adult, overusing antibacterial gel, my own parents’ munchausen by proxy via mentholatum, we’re angling for a free sex toy called the ‘Womanizer’ and more.

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Ep223 - Ho Bop

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 07:41:39 GMT

We’re back! Feels good to be here, and we jam out a fun show. We recap the holidays, discuss ‘#starwarsgate’, Bass Pro Shops ruins Elf on the Shelf, I invent the ‘ho bop’, Eddie gives our father-in-law a naughty gift, we really break down the gift shop Eddie’s grandma owns, buffet etiquette, house projects getting my wife in the mood, the final, fantasy football update and lots more. Outro music this week by Crazy Horse & Colston. https://crazyhorseandcolston.bandcamp.com/

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Ep222 - Holiday Clip Show

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 21:42:39 GMT

This week we revisit the ghosts of christmas past with a bunch of fun holiday themed clips. But first Eddie’s dad helps me kick off the show and then we’re off and running. A major thank you for listening to the show this year. When you’re around your friends this holiday, let em know about the show. I recommend showing them the cartoon, or playing them Ep221 - Fieldsmas. What was your fave this year?We love you, and look forward to continuing to pilot this crazy ship in 2017. See you then.

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Ep221 - Fieldsmas

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 05:31:11 GMT

Oh man, this is a wonderful episode. We talk about working at and shopping at Toys R Us, churches ‘advertising' during Christmas, Eddie’s christmas traditions (which are kinda hardcore and awesome), we go deep on the girl who sold her virginity at a brothel, we rip apart the Pixar movie “Cars”, famous people having sex, playing video games over the holidays, watching a ‘spoiled show’ and lots more. Holiday clip show next week!

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Ep220 - P.A.N.E.

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 06:52:35 GMT

Let’s have fun, it’s the holidays! We talk about decorating the house, playing piano at an old-folks home, wearing ‘dirty’ shorts to the gym, more toilet etiquette, retail workers, revisiting 2 girls 1 cup, going to sleep angry at a partner and lots more. Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com or saveitfortheshow.com/contact to get at us.

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Ep219 - Dark Meat

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 07:29:07 GMT

Back to a brand new show, I give a recap of my man crabbing trip including dipping, a horrible porta-potty experience and shaming the Dollar Store lady. Plus living with a 1.5 inch penis, we discuss holiday ‘Want, Need, Wear, Read’ and Elf on the Shelf, I help a neighbor with a computer problem, I have a cat problem, shoutout to srslycasual.com, growing a beard and pissing off your mate, who’s smarter - Eddie or me? Plus lots more!

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Ep218 - Clip Show Volume #1

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 00:37:07 GMT

It's a clip show! Amanda Hugginkiss put together six of his favorite clips from the past years, including the origin of "pussy got wet" and much more. Thank you all so much for listening and enjoying the show. See you next week for a new and full-blown episode.

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Ep217 - Gorilla Sex

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 23:26:31 GMT

Back in action. No election talk! But we do talk about me going ‘man crabbing’, having sex with a gorilla to save the world (and the evolution of animal penises), what the show used to be like, athlete’s foot on your face, pooping tips for the ladies, taking a shit in your neighbor’s toilet, wearing rubber gloves and more. Fun show this week. Thanks for listening!

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Ep216 - Election 2016

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 07:15:10 GMT

We do our best to talk about Trump, the US and the election. Our quick thoughts on what happened and how we’re dealing with it. Plus we discuss bullshit school fundraisers, dressing like your age, teaching kids to not take drugs while teaching them about drugs, the 'rust belt' and more. Thank you for listening.

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Ep215 - Riggers

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 06:21:58 GMT

A bit of a Halloween recap - sending candy ‘to the troops’, sexy costumes (in the bedroom)and more. Plus having sex with a sleeping partner (don’t), beefing with your wife, rubber gloves, ’Swiss Army Man’ and so much more. Contact the show at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!

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Ep214 - Sunflower Seeds

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:38:09 GMT

Eddie is back. We talk about what happened to his daughter, we went camping, Eddie goes to a country bar, I wear some hair powder, we discuss the ‘condoms in porn’ proposition in California, sharing your neighbor’s trashcan and stealing from a restaurant. Also questions about when a man can’t ‘finish’, dreams and how horny is too horny? Plus lots of ‘real treats’ from us and you listeners. Send us your own - www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

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Ep213 - Soft Bust

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 06:26:43 GMT

Poor Eddie couldn’t make the show due to a family emergency, so friend of the show Mike Bodge sits in last minute and we discuss a wet dream I had, what a ‘soft bust’ is, infected nipples, the tooth fairy scam, Mike tells an insane story about getting into it with a homeless man, racist Halloween costumes, visiting China, hacking a Wii and more!

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Ep212 - Zapfino

Thu, 13 Oct 2016 06:16:43 GMT

Eddie is back from his non-kid vacation. We discuss that plus, grabbing pussies (please don’t), a guy at the gym is all over me, shitty Halloween decorations, costumes and candy corn, I hate on the Zapfino font (I hope the usage of it in the photo this week didn't alarm you), some love advice, 2 dope queens shoutout, baseball and more.

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Ep211 - Mozzarella Sticks

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 05:51:36 GMT

Like week old salmon the show is ripe! And how long is too long to eat leftovers? Plus I put my foot in my month, ‘edging’, how weird Arby’s is, which episode of our show should you start on, sofiagray.com, dating a co-worker, would you tongue kiss your dad, going on vacation without your kids and more. store.saveitfortheshow.com is back up too.

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Ep210 - Crazy Straws

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 23:44:20 GMT

Let’s talk about Eddie’s huge collection of drinking straws! My son gets a bloody head wound, trolling Next Door, “Mr. Sports”, I talk about the origin of my sensitive meatus (check out episode 66!), Biscoff and Crystal Pepsi, pooping in public, how to buy a car, some presidential debate talk, rap battles and much more.

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Ep209 - Balloon Bag

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 06:12:22 GMT

How weird are garage sales? I go to one! And buy some stuff. Japanese tourists seen at Trader Joe’s. I give my baby a ‘balloon bag.’ Plus some breakup advice, poop talk (what’s normal?), taking a shit while jogging, the Philippine president, dentists being chatty, is my cat sleeping or dead? And more!

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Ep208 - Griselda

Thu, 15 Sep 2016 04:48:36 GMT

I’m stuck being baseball coach again! We talk about my sweaty jeans and spanking kids, talking about weird/shitty landlords and gift baskets, women always needing to be worried about being raped, ‘rejig’ or ‘reneg’, masterbation is not a crime, a cocaine podcast, crack must be amazing, who has the best feet and more.

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Ep207 - Beer Pong

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 05:58:25 GMT

We talk about the Labor Day weekend, anxiety, Eddie quits a job like a big baby, I rock some beer pong at a rib cook off, I wonder about the effect the ‘Crazy Lady’ cartoon has had, how weird ‘101 Dalmatians’ is, I tell my wife I am smarter than her, karaoke, Filipino food and lots of questions. Check out http://store.saveitfortheshow.com.

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Ep206 - Hyenas

Thu, 01 Sep 2016 06:08:40 GMT

Store is up! Check out http://store.saveitfortheshow.com for mugs, hats, shirts. We talk about animal sex like hyena clits and 3 foot long duck vaginas! We wonder what kind of person wants to be a grave digger? Plus our worst public bathroom experiences, getting kids to do chores, I talk about our equipment (shoutout to Focusrite), who’s family would win in a fight and sex toy reviews on YouTube. Special shoutout to Carlos for sending us wine from his winery.

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Ep205 - Bubbie

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 06:09:31 GMT

We discuss my grandmother’s funeral (love you Bubs) and all the interesting things that go along with that, homeless people, the couch I banged in high school, a final call for people who want to play in our Fantasy Football league, English Paul, sex with Steve Buscemi, date a 20 year old or a 40 year old?, 'Roast Battle' on Comedy Central, ‘The Night Of’ on HBO and more.

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Ep204 - Time Refugee

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 06:33:04 GMT

Lots of questions, voicemails and advice this week. We also talk about our first annual Fantasy Football league! If you want a chance to join, email us why at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com, plus the store is built (clothes will be up next week), and check out my friend Scooter’s podcast at sleepwithmepodcast.com. We also talk time travel, pain/pleasure in masturbation, babies crying in a movie theater, oral sex etiquette and some pointers, hot olympians, some tips on how to be a better speaker and more.

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Ep203 - The Lymps

Thu, 11 Aug 2016 04:26:05 GMT

We continue to discuss our new show art (check it out at www.twitter.com/siftshow), giving goody bags to strangers on a plane, my son ‘bleaches his asshole’ (not really), I’m happy my kids are going back to school, the guy who is dating his mom, I don’t really like the Olympics (or The Lymps, go USA tho), a guy jerks off to our wives’ voices and more. Siftstory song is “Man Men” by “Kings of the City”.

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Ep202 - Red States

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 07:12:18 GMT

Hey we’re pumped - we got a really nice featured review in The Onion’s AV Club! Advertising on RedTube (plus which state watches the most ‘trans’ porn?), how to plan a threesome, parody porn (I swear this show isn't all about porn), whose wife is hotter, playing board games and also, thanks to Lauren for having me on her show! Find it at http://ljthemommascoach.libsyn.com/.

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Ep201 - My Dirty Spot

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 06:50:45 GMT

Rip roaring fun show. We talk about my vacation (I see my mom’s nips, I’m starving, creepy rental house, I burn my son’s balls and lots more), Eddie has a ‘shy anus’, our million dollar idea ‘Prank Tank’, how to bang in public, way too much sex talk about my wife, going to a water park, vaginas self clean, don’t have sex with your realtor (and I realize I am watching porn wrong) and so much more.

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Ep200 - Our 200th Show

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 21:32:53 GMT

It's our 200th episode and Eddie and I are beyond proud and thankful to all of you wonderful people for listening. To celebrate Eddie’s dad stops by and we talk about his favorite show, Gilligan’s Island, plus lots of great voicemails - we get a little crazy about Black Lives Matter, historical dick sizes, our custom sex toys / action figures, Pokemon Go, Eddie’s daughter can time travel, the #siftstory of #pgw and more. Again - thank you all. And dare I say it, but here's to 200 more.

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Ep199 - Bumfor

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:56:20 GMT

We're on vacation this week and next, so a silly quick show with my boys for this week. No show next week. But then we are back and bigger than ever for our 200th episode. Be a part of the show! Send us a voicemail at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Questions, comments, tell us a bit about yourself. Let's have fun for the 200th. Thanks for listening!

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Ep198 - Grandpa's Grapes

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 06:30:46 GMT

Goats! My backyard is crawling with goats and we discuss it. Who wants a vial of goat’s blood? Huge shout out to www.laughable.com. Check them out, it’s a great app to find and discover comedy (and they featured us). We talk about the Sacramento knife fighting nazis, I get ‘sighted’, hear a ‘fire’ mixtape, checking your partner’s email, two men having a baby, I love Haribo and more. Start sending us your questions and voicemails for our 200th episode extravaganza. www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact

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Ep197 - Red Wings

Thu, 23 Jun 2016 07:28:57 GMT

God damned Dads and Grads. We wax poetic about being a dad and Father’s Day plus Eddie and I go to a shooting range! Is Obama on Reddit? I wonder if I drink too much (probably), have we ever had a gay experience, do we get down with ‘red wings’, would we check out each other’s dicks at a urinal and so much more.

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Ep196 - Karaoke

Thu, 16 Jun 2016 06:33:36 GMT

The world is falling apart! Alligators, guns, corrupt cops. Am I racist? Plus being embarrassed to listen to the show, having your wife wash your ass in the shower, my son does awful karaoke and more. Also be sure to check out the ‘Nothing Off Limits’ podcast on www.ladyfoxentertainment.com!

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Ep195 - Cigarettes

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 06:39:26 GMT

It's your favorite comedy show. We ponder making it big, how internet saturation doesn’t let us break stories to our friends (like the Stanford Rapist or Tila Tequila's insanity), some of my (@danthebeast) tweets, check out www.motionsicknesspodcast.com (he made our logo), we give some TV watching etiquette, some relationship (cheating) and some pooping advice, Handy Print and lots more!

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Ep194 - Nose Wax

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 06:58:41 GMT

Eddie and I go to a country western block party! Lots of fun stories from that. Plus our take on the Cincinnati gorilla shooting, we discuss our first porns (what was yours?), some reviews, some questions, masturbation as a hangover cure and lots more! Major shout out to our patreon.com/siftshow people. We love ya.

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Ep193 - Dave & Buster's

Thu, 26 May 2016 06:11:54 GMT

Another weird and fun show (aren’t they all?) I have a gross big toe-nail, Eddie and I go to Dave & Busters and it’s weird, are we making ‘pussy’ too casual, Snapchat blackmail, our opinion on the Ghostbusters reboot, fantasizing about having sex with people, some bloody stool tips, I’d be a terrible TV chef and as always - more!

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Ep192 - The Lobster Bib

Fri, 20 May 2016 06:19:53 GMT

Eddie and I are sweaty! We discuss Native Americans, the awful ‘Gods of Egypt’ movie, a ‘panda pussy’, the Oakland PD sex sandal, diversity day, Whole Foods, Eddie and I pitch a movie, what would it take to get Eddie to go down on your wife?, queefing questions, old school porn, licking armpits and we try out a new ending we might do from time to time. Thank you for listening! Share English Paul's cartoon with your friends!

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Ep191 - English Paul

Thu, 12 May 2016 06:52:28 GMT

Eddie is back in the hot seat! We have a cartoon! Amazing listener ‘English Paul’ animates an old story for the show. Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to check it out! Plus Eddie and I are super dads, spending the night at the airport, middle school cursing, showing your dick in the yearbook, someone talks to Eddie about their big dick, Deadpool, Radiohead and more.

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Ep190 - Mikey White

Thu, 05 May 2016 06:28:41 GMT

Great friend of the show Josh Reddin sits in while Eduardo is on vacay. Lots of dad talk on this one. We discuss him becoming a new dad, how to stay a ‘cool’ dad, share some old school stories, circumcision, drinking, plus his good friend Jonas Ball and “Walnuts”. Check this post on our website for links to Josh’s other more ‘lubricated’ episodes.

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Ep189 - Do Fish Have Vaginas?

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 07:05:49 GMT

I’m a business man with awful flakes! Poor Prince has died, Beyonce is a genius, mermaid sex, transgendered bathroom usage, going to the bathroom after a shower, relationship advice and lots of other weird stuff!

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Ep188 - Reggae Stinks

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 06:33:04 GMT

I hate Reggae! Plus watching Little League baseball, Star Trek: TNG Holodeck, I have seasonal allergies, I go to an abandoned mine, getting kicked in the balls, Eddie and my Voltron dick, I scam a snack company, how does jizz work and lots more. Song of the week is from Autolux off their new album "Pussy's Dead".

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Ep187 - Mirth & Girth

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 06:15:14 GMT

Suit update on my fast! Plus we talk about being hungover, Eddie recaps one of our fave stories about going to a fast food restaurant (he’s a great lover), plus who gives a shit about Jim Carrey’s tip, jerking with your off-hand, what can you pee on for health?, getting a nickname and much more.

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Ep186 - The #1 Comedy Podcast on iTunes

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 06:43:28 GMT

I’m fasting! We talk about food (and it’s power over me), Bernie Sanders, The Five Hour Energy guy, Advertisecast, bad corporate April Fool’s Day jokes, sex with a small dick, Eddie does some on the spot freestyle, Hawaiian pizza and the usual weird stuff. These descriptions are always awful! The show is good, check it out.

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Ep185 - The Devil's Hurricane

Thu, 31 Mar 2016 05:50:09 GMT

One of my fave shows in a long time. Once we get going we don’t stop. I go camping like a real man (I dip, I drink, I have a blade), people who lead double-lives, I kiss my boys on the lips with my beard, swallowing your own ‘essence’ (or a celebs’), go antiquing to get laid, we talk ‘clean breaks’, plus we talk meat, ‘Easy Cheese’ and more.

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Ep184 - Chuckles Galore

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 06:35:12 GMT

Oooh boy a fun show this week. We dig into racism, pooping, everything. Get you a show that can do both. Plus I get in trouble with my neighbors, Eddie gets in a bathroom pickle at work, I rant about direct mail, I complain about how awful The Chive is, I beef with a guy at a snack bar and lots more. #PGW

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Ep183 - Witch's Kiss

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 07:11:44 GMT

A bit of a SXSW recap including how weird it is, constant drinking and more. I met Eric Andre, I pitch a VR sex machine, a different kind of ‘intro’ song, my body is ‘magic’, some sex advice and lots of other fun tangents. Don't ever rub your dickmouth on the toilet seat!

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Ep182 - Team Mom

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 07:42:05 GMT

I’m Team Mom! And it’s a pain. I describe it and my woes with collecting dues. I share some ‘siftstory’ about considering a ‘rub and tug.' Plus Costco juice woes, Pornhub stats, ‘dick shaming,’ clean breaks, do we spank our kids, spitting/swallowing and more. A pretty filthy and raw one this week! Enjoy!

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"Kiss From a Dickmouth"

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 20:07:32 GMT

Friend of the show English Paul remixed Dan's 'serious singing' of Seal's classic 'Kiss From a Rose' and it's amazing. Thank you Paul!! Check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for more.

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Ep181 - Hitler Dick

Thu, 03 Mar 2016 07:59:50 GMT

Do we bid farewell to Al B. Sure once and for all? We urge the listeners for ‘user generated content’ - a new theme song, ideas for objects we should illustrate on the koozie - shoutout to our Patreon.com/siftshow and St. Baldrick’s donors, we do some ‘real singing,’ discuss celeb dick size, I talk about ASMR a bit, young Eddie showes naked at the beach, sexy lady in uniforms, Fuller House, green burials and how weird casket viewings are and more. Thanks for listening.

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Ep180 - Sactown Shotgun

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 07:18:43 GMT

A show first, we’ve coined a term! The “Sac-Town Shotgun”. We also talk about how I completely disappoint my kids, YouTube is awful, I have a sex dream, Eddie & I talk about if we’ve ever fought, filming a sex act, butt hygiene, weird places to jerk it, a great work prank and lots more. Super fun show.

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Ep179 - Sad Volcano

Thu, 18 Feb 2016 05:44:39 GMT

Thanks for the bday love everyone. This show is a doozie. I recap my bday and my bad restaurant experience, how shitty PF Chang’s is, awful home cooking, some Kanye West chat, why do people put objects up their buns, Peyton Manning, ‘Super Penis’ and pulling pranks, I talk about ‘Pub Mix’ forever and more. Here's some links we discuss:Rectum story - http://flowingdata.com/2016/02/16/million-to-one-shot-doc/Four Horsemen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCvwCcEP74QSt. Baldrick’s - https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/829478/2016

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Ep178 - Ball Taser

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 07:40:00 GMT

Happy birthday to me! We talk about President’s Day, V-Day for kids, Trump says ‘pussy’ (he lives the PGW lifestyle) and the Funny or Die movie starring Johnny Depp, bad home improvement, I get sweated by a mean-ass barista, how to get your wife to watch porn with you and more. I love you.

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Ep177 - Bootie Tubig

Thu, 04 Feb 2016 01:34:07 GMT

Eddie’s dad is back on the show. Plus I have an embarrassing dermatologist appointment, weird passwords, voicemails, advice for new dads, opening a bar, Sonic / Michael Jackson conspiracy and lots more.

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Ep176 - Serious Singing

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 00:55:44 GMT

Hellllo. Another piece of entertainment for you to enjoy. We talk ‘casual racism’, we try out some new segments (What’s Your Story? and Serious Singing), Neil Degrasse Tyson / B.o.B., I share a terrible snow story, lots of questions and fun. Send us your thoughts - saveitfortheshow.com/contact and patreon.com/siftshow

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Ep175 - Incredible John

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 02:25:47 GMT

Warning - this god damned show has some weird buzz a few times. Apologies if it drives you insane. But it was either post it this way or miss this week. Sorry everyone!! So on to the show! Poor choices! I choose video games over sex (and make a killer bloody marry, recipe on our website), Eddie and I go to 'Incredible John’s' and I bring in booze and eat all the pizza, I stand up for myself, can’t help it but a little Trump/Palin talk, listeners tell us their favorite shows and more.

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Ep174 - Sweaty Moms

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 07:31:54 GMT

This week we ask you - what’s your favorite episode and what made you listen to us in the first place? Let us know at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com. We talk about the lottery, i fondle my wife while she sleeps (not on purpose), I complain about how people are mourning David Bowie, swallowing protocol, jewish porn and more. FYI - here’s my Spotify profile - https://open.spotify.com/user/danfields

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Ep173 - Wet Dreams

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 08:10:46 GMT

Special edition show recorded from a secret location. We discuss how I’m very depressed, my son wants to know about sex, we fantasize about working in NYC with Howard Stern, measuring your dong and perineum, how to wipe your ass, masturbation origin stories, Eddie loves Quora and I love New Skin. Thanks for listening. Keep the questions coming to saveitfortheshow.com/contact and hit up our patreon.com/siftshow

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Ep172 - Tom Hankscast

Thu, 31 Dec 2015 07:00:54 GMT

Final show of 2015! Thanks for a great year everyone. We go out with a bang, talking about the holidays (including how good these days off are), ‘garbage people’, being Tom Hanks, i play bingo with my mom, scratcher lotto tickets, how ridiculously hard it is to buy condoms (and my idea for making them free), a little Bill Cosby chat, The Force Awakens (and going to the movies in general) and more. Thanks for listening.

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Ep171 - Lingerie Dad

Thu, 17 Dec 2015 08:05:49 GMT

Happy holidays everyone, thanks for listening. We talk about traveling with kids, Eddie and I drink too much (in general), more gift nightmares from me, lots of voicemails, what you ‘finish’ in when cranking down, Schrade knives and more. No show next week, so enjoy one from the archives!

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Ep170 - Data Porn

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 07:47:44 GMT

We’re in the holiday spirit this week. We talk about our koozie survey, how balls are gross, PG-13 movies, SheZow, cheating on your spouse, we really break down the top porno keyword searches (people really want to bang moms), having a work wife, we talk guns a bit and how terrifying they really are plus gift giving advice - want, need, wear, read. Click our Amazon link - http://amzn.to/1YE2wcJ or check out our www.patreon.com/siftshow. Reach us at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thanks for listening.

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Ep169 - Heaven

Thu, 03 Dec 2015 06:20:18 GMT

What’s the deal with heaven? We break it down. Plus I realize I’m not much of a man, my wife’s annoying phone habit and that I’m wearing her deodorant, voicemails, questions and more. Be sure to use our Amazon link if you buy stuff from there - http://amzn.to/1YE2wcJ or check out our patreon.com/siftshow. Thanks for listening.

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Ep168 - Fuddy Duddy

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 07:18:52 GMT

Do you kiss your kids on the lips? We discuss this and my nightmare home projects, my baby has a puking catastrophe, Eddie ruins Thanksgiving dinner, peeing sitting down, Fuddy Duddies, a scary sex story from a listener, wife erogenous zones and much more. Support the show - patreon.com/siftshow and contact the show - saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

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Ep167 - Dollar Store

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 07:35:14 GMT

Fun show this week (I always say that). I go to the mall and don’t have my phone, moms think I’m weird, constantly being worried our wives will be raped, the red Starbucks cup (we don’t talk about it really), I have a Dollar Store adventure, an awful bus farts and men vs. women farts, Krispy Kreme vets, plus lots of great questions and voicemails. Get at us at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

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Ep166 - Hair On An Elephant's Butt

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 07:32:04 GMT

Your favorite podcast yams out another funny show. We talk about zombie apocalypse day dreams, ‘Doggiestylez’, lots of voicemails - going dutch, pre-teen handies, dick tastebuds, and written questions - anal sex farts and dream guests, plus halloween candy, Kung Fury and more. Send us in your questions at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or check out our www.patreon.com/siftshow. Thank you!Walkoff Song - Death of a City by Ken Stringfellow

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Ep165 - Cherry Eclair

Thu, 29 Oct 2015 05:44:55 GMT

My dog eats another awful ‘treat’, hiding from your kids in the bathroom, a handful of tweets (Benghazi, Bernie Sander, Back to the Future, Harvest Crisps), taste buds on your dick, history of ‘pussy got wet’, the ‘Taylor Swift’ pornstar, Slimey the worm is a dick mouth too, Halloween camping and candy corn and more.

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Ep164 - Awesome Amazingness

Thu, 22 Oct 2015 05:49:19 GMT

Silly opening joke this week gives way to me telling a ghost story, a Coors Light video game, Muppet dick mouths, Stallone’s Over the Top, handie vids, Ovaltine, Kylie Ireland, Buzzfeed’s “Tasty” and more.Walkoff song: Logic - "Like Whoa" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jb6XBmE7VICoors Light Video Game - http://diehardgamefan.com/2014/12/02/review-coors-light-refresh-men-microsoft-xbox-360/Tasty - https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty

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Ep163 - Rootsie Tolls

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 05:25:47 GMT

My gym fantasy, Urijah Faber’s Snapchat, new sponsor Nectarsunglasses.com (check them out, they kick ass), what would my wife let a man do to her for free home improvement?, I go back to the future to have sex with my wife, McDonalds lets Eddie down, fuck Dunkin’ Donuts, the most expensive domain names, we talk candy, some Nextdoor trolling and more.Domain name price list - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_domain_namesThe Animals - House of the Rising Sun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKdN5aSC4HE

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Ep162 - Piss Trough

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 05:56:31 GMT

Show starts off with a gross bang and keeps rocking. A www.patreon.com/siftshow update, some porn chat, my sister’s computer photo, prosthetic baby penises, #pgw (pussy got wet), robot sex, biscoff, piss troughs, some music thoughts, Lil Dicky, Gennady Golovkin and more.Mandy Moore - Walk Me Home - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DQCgPeBPYLil Dicky - Save Dat Money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY

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Ep161 - Mr. Brian Pee Pee Lawyer Guy

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 05:57:31 GMT

Happy National Podcasting Day! Thanks to all you amazing listeners. Awesome episode this week. We talk about English porno (Despicable Me porn), men vs. women masturbating, my #dickmouth origin story (Ep66 - Meatotomy), Ryan Adams / Taylor Swift, peeing in the sink, my dogs ate a shitty diaper, an armpit / balls mixup and more. Hit up our www.patreon.com/siftshow or send us a note at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!

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Ep160 - Shawarma

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 03:17:09 GMT

Our Patreon is growing (www.patreon.com/siftshow) thank you all! We talk about the British Prime Minister’s dead pig dick mouthing, sex ed from England, listeners want anal sex advice, an OCD roomie of mine, college girls getting UTIs, shitty breakfast cereals, I quit Hearthstone, my daughter eats a cat turd, plus ‘Flight of the Navigator’ and more.

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Ep159 - Rag Time

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 06:13:23 GMT

Flying out of John Wayne Airport, our Patreon.com/siftshow is up, sending listener’s our pubes, McTeacher’s night, ‘snow balling’, foot porn, the ‘butthole tree’, cascara fizz and lots more. Keep the questions coming!

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Ep158 - Road Hand

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 04:35:08 GMT

Healthy and back in the saddle we talk fantasy football, "Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015", some Kim Davis chatter, porno Instagram spam accounts, we give some pre-teen masturbation advice, talk about some ‘road hand’, I can smell money, plus preschool, backyard camping and more.

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Ep157 - Sick Show

Wed, 02 Sep 2015 23:49:56 GMT

I’m sick! And it shows. My raspy voice discusses our review in Splitsider, I steal a woman’s shopping cart, my son lights a ‘firework’, I suffer from ‘Trypophobia’, daughters rubbing their dad’s feet, we shit on National Dog Day and more.

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Ep156 - Ghost Dick

Thu, 27 Aug 2015 05:28:22 GMT

Eddie returns and I pitch a dumb idea to my barber, we give some listener sex advice and answer a bunch of questions, we discuss our hobbies and all the usual shenanigans.

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Ep155 - Star Lord

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 07:36:20 GMT

Friend of the show Duff The Psych sits in for Eddie and we talk about my son catching me during sex, our take on Subway Jared and Ashley Madison, the California drought, Duff’s handsome college roommate, we talk about what constitutes cheating and more. Get more of Duff at www.duffthepsych.com

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Ep154 - Whore's Bath

Thu, 13 Aug 2015 06:02:20 GMT

No stone left unturned. Colonoscopies, extending a ‘weird’ olive branch to new friends, I have a poop emergency in San Francisco, first day of school, OCD poop germs, Eddie’s wife’s butt speaks, limiting the TV my kids watch, my wife is 'passionate' and more.

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Ep153 - Cousin Dave

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 14:36:48 GMT

An update on Eddie’s ‘hand job’ and Cousin Dave’s mining adventures, plus drinking games for kids, some Donald Trump and Subway Jared talk, some great listener questions (how far would Eddie and I go to see women do something sexual?), some Chromecast chat (and watching porn with friends) and more.

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Ep152 - Zipper Dick

Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:00:16 GMT

This is a filthy one. A meme update (we got a bunch), mom’s have taken over Facebook, we weigh in on Cecil the Lion, getting your dick caught in a zipper (or asking for a metal rod in your dick), bit of porno star chat, “John Eats Carrots”, putting your dick in a shampoo bottle, Eddie’s hands are gong to be famous and more.

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Ep151 - Grapefruiting

Thu, 23 Jul 2015 06:31:38 GMT

Eddie and I discuss the Ashley Madison hack, what my wife and I did when our kids were out of town, when I went on Tinder, how to ‘grapefruit’, getting a dick tattoo, ball sizes, a little Caitlyn Jenner / ESPY’s talk, waterparks and as always…much more. Shoutout to @sleepwithmepodcast.

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Ep150 - Lingonberry

Thu, 16 Jul 2015 06:59:58 GMT

Another quality show. My kids are gone for a week (hell yeah), we talk Trump/El Chapo, I “Bill Cosby” my wife (not really), my son is a hacker, IKEA Lingonberries, new segment - “This Week in Siftstory” (dick in a popcorn box), porno web banners, the undershirt controversy continues and much more.

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Ep149 - Dunk Tank

Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:43 GMT

This show was a blast. Some 4th of July recap (a dunk tank, sweaty balls, undershirts, freedom, fireworks), the first time I read Hustler, doing ‘hardcore’, regrowing foreskin, jack shacks and more great laffs.

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Ep148 - Dog Wick

Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:47:13 GMT

Back in action. We discuss last week’s no-show, Seinfeld dating a 17 year old, a bit about gay marriage, I don’t like my dogs anymore, some great questions (including a rudester ghoul), I discuss the show’s equipment, tweets and lots more.

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Ep147 - Boundaries

Thu, 18 Jun 2015 13:56:18 GMT

Showtime! We talk about camping, my wife is upset, little league baseball, fair weather Golden State Warrior fans, other podcasts, traveling abroad, my ‘dry’ update, lots of listener questions and more!

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Ep146 - Split Stream

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 07:05:39 GMT

Wow, our 3 year anniversary! Thank you everyone so much for your support. This week’s show has us discussing making new friends, our old porno site that never existed, lots of listener questions (especially ‘split stream’ pissing), some drug stories, i promise to be a “dry guy” for a month, Youtube pranksters, my fave guy on Snapchat named Logey Dogey and more.

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Ep145 - Reach Around

Thu, 04 Jun 2015 06:39:29 GMT

A filthy story, a kid story, an embarrassing story - it’s your favorite kind of show. We recap a bit of last week’s show and settle the dry vs. moist jerking debate (including circumcision chatter), I tell a story about my wife giving me a reach around, discuss the filthy ‘snack shack’ at my local baseball field, Eddie reads magazine in a weird way, I’m obsessed with my own death, my wife is obsessed with a new book about tidying up and more.

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Ep144 - Sperm Bank

Thu, 28 May 2015 08:13:57 GMT

Special two guest show this week. Friend of the show Dylan Schuck from The Dead Inside Show stops by to deep-dive on a recent visit he had to a sperm bank. And when I say deep-dive, we really get into it! Then I’m joined by a dear old friend Danielle Fauske for a trip down memory lane. Plus we discuss being functional alcoholic parents, her psychic mom, keeping things ‘spicy’ and lots of Josh Duggar talk.

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Ep143 - Lambo Frog

Fri, 22 May 2015 07:12:28 GMT

Eddie and I are back and kicking major ass with a super funny show. We give a final shirt update (we sold over fifty!), talk about a rude speeder in my neighborhood, fake controversies surrounding Father’s Day Cards and Louis C.K., my soup kitchen fantasy, how I plan to get rid of a pet frog, some Letterman chat, the new movie ‘Pixels’, I get a massage and analyze the hell out of it plus more!

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Ep142 - Ball and Chain

Thu, 14 May 2015 06:25:09 GMT

Last minute substitution - my wife steps in for Eddie so we don't break her own rule. We talk about the shirts (it’s your final week to grab one at saveitfortheshow.com), my neighbors once again think I’m a weird alcoholic, we rescue a stray dog, we discuss our 11 year anniversary, new show segment “Dan’s Tweets You Missed” and more.

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Ep141 - Freduardo

Thu, 07 May 2015 06:50:17 GMT

Lighting fast show this week. We do a quick recap of the MayPac fight, give a quick shirt update (we hit our goal!), an unfortunate 'Supreme Bitch' update, I have a post go ‘viral’ in the Podcast sub in Reddit, ‘stepmom’ porn and John Mayer.

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Ep140 - Para Sa Filipino

Thu, 30 Apr 2015 07:27:35 GMT

Shirts are here! Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to order them now! On this week’s show Eddie’s dad is back to talk about the Pacquioa/Mayweather fight and more. Plus, I have jury duty, rag on the weird Youtube guy with the Lambo and books, someone thinks I am inappropriately touching my son and lots more. Thanks for listening and buying a shirt!

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Ep139 - Teen Stories

Thu, 23 Apr 2015 07:13:35 GMT

Teen show! We share lots of embarrassing, gross and weird stories from when we were teens including drinking, barfing, pooping and sexing. Some real gems and funny ones. I also ‘prank’ someone on Facebook, we talk Grumpy Cat, we make fun of Mickey’s and the music service Tidal plus a ton of random things this week.

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Ep138 - Cold Hole

Thu, 16 Apr 2015 07:07:57 GMT

Another raucous and weird show. I get a ticket from the ‘police,’ we talk about ecigs, reminisce about college, Eddie brings up masturbating and road trips (separately), having sex with a dead spouse, my neighbor is not a murderer, shirt and logo update (they are done!), classic porn stars in trouble, we talk about Hearthstone (add me "DanTheBeast#1523” on Battle.net) and more.

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Ep137 - Second Half Josh

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 04:22:58 GMT

Good friend of the show Josh Reddin joins to discuss his mystery illness (he didn’t die), some major life changes for him (wife and kids!), how he’s terrible with technology, March Madness update, Cadbury Eggs are garbage, I stand corrected about lady-solo-sexy-time in a hotel room and I get a “Klout” perk that’s delicious.

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Ep136 - SIFT Sisters

Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:00:41 GMT

In the most tame April Fool's day joke ever, our wives kick off the show to talk about peeing, wiping butts and carry our gross torch onward, plus my wife reveals a show secret. Then Eddie and I take over and talk about his bathroom dreams, the face of terrorism, ripping out teeth, why manpacks.com is great for socks (and why great socks are important), Tom Cruise and more. Walk-off music this week is “Death Rides a Horse” by @RussianCircles.

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Ep135 - Pooparazzi

Thu, 26 Mar 2015 07:26:57 GMT

We’re back with an extra long show and it’s an absolute doozy. I talk about SXSW (lots of celeb sightings including Mark Cuban and Will Ferrell), city tap water flavors, my obsession with bathrooms, I worry I’ll die on a plane, Eddie’s DIY vagina, why www.manpacks.com is great for underwear, getting drunk in college and of course, more.

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Ep134 - Watermelon Seeds

Thu, 12 Mar 2015 06:34:22 GMT

Eddie and I review and have fun with some products from http://www.manpacks.com, talk about 'smoking smarties', little league baseball, a gas station accident, first porno video and we discuss some updates on my daughter and the Addy’s. Send us in your thoughts to saveitfortheshow@gmail.com and review us. Thank you!

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Ep133 - Thirteen

Thu, 05 Mar 2015 07:14:28 GMT

Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.

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Ep132 - Dolphin Love

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 07:29:20 GMT

No holds barred with Eddie! We talk about a crazy homeless Santa, the guy who has sex with dolphins, my baby daughter has a medical procedure, I insult my wife (shocker), I eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant, Eddie gets laid, plus lots of emails and voicemails. If you haven't please review the show in iTunes. Love you.

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Ep131 - The Schuckster

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 07:07:17 GMT

Friend of the show Dylan Schuck sits in for Eddie this week and we have a great show. We talk about dick pills, getting busted at work watching porn, Dylan’s love of the ‘casting couch,’ final update on me cutting off my beard, getting bday love on Facebook, how stupid The Chronicles of Narnia ends, Costco free samples, racist sniper video games, driving an Uber on Valentine’s Day and more. Hear more of Dylan at deadinsideshow.com and bettertalksaul.com.

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Ep130 - Truffle Butter

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 07:39:04 GMT

New show intro! I have adventures at The Melting Pot and Target (one involves poop), I buy awful toys for my kids, a final yeard update, I have a run in with a “supreme bitch” in my neighborhood, we play basketball, talk about Valentine’s Day and my birthday plus more.

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Ep129 - Student of the Month

Thu, 05 Feb 2015 07:56:01 GMT

Great new show full of some hilarious stories. We talk about our new sponsor www.manpacks.com, I do something awful to my kids, my cats are shitting all over the neighborhood, my wife’s cloth diaper obsession, idiot people liking big butt photos on Instagram, watching the Super Bowl with rabbit ears, I like the pain from a cut and drinking bloody marys! Another fine show.

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Ep128 - Dumb Things Dan Does

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 06:17:55 GMT

Another glorious show. Eddie shares a great story about a homeless 'child molester,' we discuss sex trafficking and “Megan’s Law”, someone sees ‘nude’ photos of me on my phone, I call my wife a “B”, a yeard update, I’m awful at body grooming, plus Taylor Swift and Manny Pacquiao.

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Ep127 - Self Abuse

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 07:12:12 GMT

Solo show! And a fun show. I yammer out another doozie, discussing hotel room antics (including pooping and cranking it), if your kids catch you wanking, taking care of my sick family, crying kids on the train, the American Sniper “controversy”, hatred of fair-weather fans plus some shouts outs and voicemails.

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Ep126 - Dad Dick

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 07:09:34 GMT

One of my most favorite shows yet. Tons of funny in this one. Eddie and I discuss holiday drinking, he’s doing “Biggest Loser” at work, my father-in-law gifted me deodorant, I saw my dad’s dick (spoiler: it was pretty big), Eddie and I play Lazer Tag and bully a bunch of kids, I describe a “Bubbie Butt”, I give an update on my “yeard” (a beard I’m growing for an entire year), I share a filthy story about my dog and the toilet, our new sponsor “Nature Box”, I discuss my newfound enjoyment of “ASMR” and how it lead to a poor buying decision for my wife and more!

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Ep125 - Jensen Karp

Thu, 08 Jan 2015 07:16:44 GMT

Jensen Karp of podcast “Get Up On This!” and Hot Karl fame joins the show for an awesome chat. We discuss how he fell into a million dollar record deal as a kid, his appearance on Howard Stern, how amazing R&B and New Jack Swing are, his past as a writer for WWE and working for Vince McMahon and more. Follow Jensen on twitter @jensenclan88, listen to his podcast and look for his Hot Karl memoir in 2016! He’s great. And if you are a fan of Jensen’s listening to our show for the first time, stick around! I think you’ll dig it.

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Ep124 - First Annual Sifties

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 07:15:26 GMT

Final show of 2014, and it’s a great one! We discuss our Amazon Wishlist and the anal beads to great length. Lots of holiday talk like how stupid Christmas cards are, how great holiday parties are, the history of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” how Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer is actually a terrible story. And most importantly we discuss our best show, best guest and a surprise guest (Eddie’s dad). Plus we discuss “The Interview” and my son needing a suppository to hilarious result. Thanks for another great year.

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Ep123 - Yeard

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:30:14 GMT

Fun shoooow. We discuss the voicemails, our Amazon wish list, I’m growing a “yeard”, my wife’s hands, telling your kids the truth about Santa, Taylor Swift, the 12 year old who killed himself for being bullied, some other news stories and much more.

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Ep122 - Voicemail

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 07:03:30 GMT

Solo show this week. Lots of listener voicemails, I talk about Cosby, someone on twitter tries to get me fired, my son is a ladies man and I love egg nog. Plus of course, much more.

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Ep121 - Man Trip

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 07:06:38 GMT

We discuss professional podcasters, what a racket podcast reviews are (and how many bad shows are out there), I talk about my man-trip where I went crabbing, how much money you’d need to change your life, Richard Pryor in “The Toy”, having a sick baby, we talk about our new voicemail line - (641) 715-3900 extension: 222719# and more.

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Ep120 - Hug No Pat

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 07:09:14 GMT

Man this was a fun show. One of my faves yet. Lots of hilarious thoughts and bits. We talk about “120 Minutes” and the lost feeling of finding new music, we discuss last week's episode with my wife, a new way to hug men, lots of listener shout outs and questions, drinking Costco beer, the criteria for what turns us on, watching porn with your mate, retrograde ejaculation, and my revolutionary diet plan. Thanks for listening, tell a friend.

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Ep119 - My Wife

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 01:39:17 GMT

My lovely and talented wife Nicole comes back on the show! We have a blast, and discuss our sleeping/drinking habits, my other podcast (deadinsideshow.com), my gross hygiene, we discuss the “punch card”, “relax-sex” and the “foxy principal” from old episodes, my wife’s sensitive throat, how shitty of a gift giver I am and much more. My wife is supportive and an absolute gem. Thanks for listening.

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Ep118 - Pringles Can

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 07:21:52 GMT

Another great Eddie/me show. We talk gun safety, weirdos who buy a mattress at the mall, celebrating Halloween at work and eating garbage plastic candy, my shitty self-given nickname and my mean one (“Danny Fanny”), my military enlistment fantasies, we question the size of dicks from historic figures, the stupid Lena Dunham controversy, the smoking hot Fox News anchors, my battle with Sprint, The Walking Dead toys at Toys R’ Us and more. Thanks for listening.

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Ep117 - Share the Show

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 01:11:40 GMT

Eddie and I talk about how I hid my other podcast from my wife like an asshole, we urge everyone to share the show (please do!), eating Halloween candy and lording it over my kids, Farrah Abraham's (Teen Mom) vagina mold, Eddie gets scammed on Craigs List, the Dallas airport homophobe, plus I talk about having dandruff and another super embarrassing story from college.

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Ep116 - Hotel Wifi

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 06:14:19 GMT

Eddie and I riff off a great show. We talk about the last couple shows, a Whitman’s Samplers sponsorship, my beef with Pretzel Crisps, new shirt idea, punch card update, hotel room wifi porno, banging people you work with, my ‘best hair’ controversy from high school, the Breaking Bad toys at Toys R’ Us, The McKamey Manor, the smell of your own farts plus a ton of other goofy tangents.

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Ep115 - Kyle Ryan

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 05:49:37 GMT

Kyle Ryan, current editor of EW.com and former editor of The A.V. Club joins to talk about his career and how he got into it, some his best work experiences, Roger Ebert, Bob Newhart, and the controversies surrounding some of the podcasts he’s been critical of.

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Ep114 - Eddie's Dad

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 04:42:59 GMT

Special guest! Eddie’s dad joins the beginning of the show to discuss his son being ‘soft and stupid’ and being circumcised at 16 years old. Eddie quickly returns though and we talk about video game groupies (and male vs. female groupies), bruised dicks, someone made a meme about the show, my new podcast www.deadinsideshow.com, me needing to lose weight to fit into a suit for a wedding, how much people drink each day (it’s a lot), the new “foxy" principal at my kids’ school and women at the park think I’m a pedophile. Another hilarious show.

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Ep113 - F*ck Anxiety

Thu, 02 Oct 2014 04:50:50 GMT

Therapist and author Robert Duff joins the show to discuss his new book “Fuck Anxiety” - all about how to cope and work with anxiety in your life. We talk a lot about my own anxieties, why Robert wrote the book, the stigma of mental health in America, the role technology, social networks and video games play in anxiety and lots more. It’s a super interesting show. Still funny, still raw. You know the deal. Be sure to check out Robert at http://www.hardcoreselfhelp.com.

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Ep112 - Relax-sex

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 05:51:59 GMT

Eddie and I are back. We talk about hiding beer & snacks, Sunchips being unhealthy, new season of True Detective (and some Vince McMahon/The Rock tangents), me trading a phone for sex, we break down a a handful of user questions, talk about Tony Stewart, local shitty used car salesmen commercials, overusing a smart phone at a music concert, the joy of Taco Bell, having sex with a cartoon and my stinky armpits.

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Ep111 - Mini Bar

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 05:43:44 GMT

Impromptu solo show from San Francisco. I talk about gin, lots of NFL talk regarding Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, discipling kids (and how my parents disciplined me), everyone being pissed at U2 and their free album, my mini bar review, dealing with the death of a friend, teachers humiliating McDonalds workers and more.

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Ep110 - Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 06:20:49 GMT

Ralph Sutton of the “Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll” podcast comes by to of course discuss all of those things. We get into how rock has changed so much and how traditional ‘rock stars’ are gone, the best songs to do drugs and have sex to, being a strip club DJ and we also discuss some of his guests like Anthony Cumia, porn star Lisa Ann and ‘fart porn’. I also break down the reason I have a thing for milfs.

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Ep109 - Eddie Zanal

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 05:44:29 GMT

Eddie and I sit down and share some great listener feedback, talk about the hacked celeb photos, me respecting my wife under any circumstance, my grandma’s weird birthday move, the scam that ‘box tops’ are, the ‘sociopaths in my neighbor’, more thoughts on porno web designers, my fascination with putting my hand in the blender and more.

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Ep108 - Jaimee Newberry

Thu, 28 Aug 2014 04:37:22 GMT

Jaimee Newberry from @unprofesh joins the show to talk about design, the web and lots more, including Dan Cassaro and Mike Monteiro’s thoughts on being a professional designer, what clients she wouldn’t work with, raising kids with technology, being born and raised in Las Vegas, Dolly Parton and home brewed iced tea.

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Ep107 - Two Kings

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 05:06:49 GMT

One of my best pals Josh Reddin returns to the show to talk about moving to Denver, legal weed, his amazing grandpa Wally who just passed away, Josh’s unique take on marriage/divorce, wearing shorts on a plane, my gross soap habits, how amazing Top Gun is and how much I love the dentist. Thanks for listening.

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Ep106 - Nooner

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 06:31:34 GMT

Eddie and I discuss last week’s show with Ben (snowballing), lots of talk about nooners and married sex, Eddie’s Tahoe vacation, the red light district in Amsterdam, @dogboner’s run-in with Neil deGrasse Tyson, new segment “Is That Weird?”, little bit of Robin Williams talk (including my fantasy of meeting him), Eddie invents “fireballing” and is mistaken as Mexican by our in-laws.

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Ep105 - Shiba Ben

Thu, 07 Aug 2014 05:25:05 GMT

Ben Borowski returns to the show to discuss moving to Canada and how it differs from the US, his “reckless” sex life, having a baby, and his cool Shiba dog (and video game it inspired found at www.shibashibagame.com). Plus my continued experiments with “praying,” back to school thoughts, John Oliver on “native advertising,” and my “seven times” theory.

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Ep104 - Santa Barbara

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 05:42:19 GMT

Eddie is back! We talk about YouTube stars who are famous for opening toys and playing Minecraft, plus lots of talk about my Santa Barbara vacation including how amazing California is, how important vacation is (and how America doesn’t have enough of it), sneaking my kids onto big-boy rides, awful mean people on vacation, married people on vacation versus ones with kids, getting accosted by a homeless crazy man and wood fired pizza ovens.

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Ep103 - Tyler Smith

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:21:06 GMT

Tyler Smith, comedian and weed chef stops by the show for some fun. We talk about his comedy, his cooking show and lots of pot talk (of course). Plus the California State Fair and lots more. Thanks for listening.

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Ep102 - #FunDad

Thu, 10 Jul 2014 06:55:56 GMT

Solo show! Fourth of July recap including fruit pizza, a run-in with my drunk neighbor, my kids’ obsession with fireworks, my new ‘sponsor’ Fireball, shoutout to our Canadian and Australian listeners, my take on Robin Thicke, breastfeed shaming in public, some good/bad user feedback (including almost making a car crash) and more.

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Ep101 - Daddy Daughter Elevator Love

Thu, 03 Jul 2014 06:17:07 GMT

J-Wunder from GhettoGenius.com is back for more fun. We talk about his awful night out including shitting himself, unintentional porno, embarrassing miss-texts, my supplements having crystal meth in it and I get the world’s worst haircut. Plus lots of questions from J’s fans - like when it’s the right time to talk to your kids about masturbating (and what to say and how to do it), about the awful people on Facebook, if a “thigh gap” is hot (and “Big Johnson” shirts), what’s the oldest/youngest age girl you’d get with and how a short guy can score tall girls. Plus my newfound love of Fireball. I’m ready for you Fireball. You can become the official booze of Save It For the Show. Let's do this.

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Ep100 - Special 100th Episode

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 05:55:27 GMT

100th episode! Lots of behind the scenes info on our process, how we make the show, plus an oral history where we break down a bunch of clips from the past two years and our favorite and noteworthy episodes. (Check out saveitfortheshow.com for a full listing of all the clips we mention). We also answer a bunch of listener questions including what’s next for the show, where the t-shirts are and more. A huge and hearty thanks to you for listening to the show and your support. Share it with a friend.

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Ep99 - Solo Show

Thu, 12 Jun 2014 06:15:27 GMT

Solo show! Just me on the mic all alone this week. I jump all over the place and discuss how I got over my anxiety/panic at speaking in front of people, working the baseball snack stand, my son putting weird things in his mouth, I went to an filthy daycare, my son’s terrible treadmill accident, the CIA’s dumb twitter account, George R.R. Martin’s silly charity plus a lot more. Thank you for listening! Share the show if you're a fan.

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Ep98 - Jason Gurley

Thu, 05 Jun 2014 05:28:20 GMT

Author, illustrator and good friend Jason Gurley joins the show to talk about his new book and a few of the adventures we’ve had over the years including our failed attempts at working together and more. For fans of his Jason talks a lot about his writing process, the history of his newest book “Eleanor," how he got writing in Hugh Howey’s “Wool" with his own “Greatfall,” his line dancing background plus we talk net neutrality, Jonah Hill and dealing with a friend having cancer.

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Ep97 - Scarf Face

Thu, 29 May 2014 06:33:35 GMT

Eddie and I talk about everything, and even have a guest pop in for a quick segment - local confused Alaskan rapper “Scarf Face.” Plus we plan our 100th show (email us your favorite guests/moments/jokes at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com), talk about pool supply store “Leslie’s,” and I describe my San Francisco adventure - including a lady hearing me poop, business men buying wi-fi just for porn, some stripper stories, therapeutic pelvic massage and being hung over at work. I also discuss me hacking my kid’s swing, getting poison glue in my eyes, what men do to get laid, the UCSB killer, people with no kids who complain about being busy, my awful nickname “The Ol’ Danster,” Coors Light Summer Brew and Memorial Day.

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Ep96 - Granny Di

Thu, 22 May 2014 00:09:00 GMT

My lovely mom, Diane, joins the show for a belated Mother’s Day special. We talk about her and my dad being intimate, me seeing her naked as a teenager, the awful way she dressed me as a kid, getting drunk on vacation, my mom’s crazy union job, when I got arrested for smoking weed in college, my dad catching me getting to second base and me pretending to be my mom’s husband to get into Costco.

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Ep95 - Eric's Cologne Show

Thu, 15 May 2014 06:08:31 GMT

New friend of the show 'Eric' stops by for a segment on his favorite colognes, what it’s like working at a car wash, the best colors for BMWs and getting catfished. Plus Eddie and I talk about ‘milking’ poop from my baby, people angry at the rape scenes in Game of Thrones, I share some epic dinner and strip club stories from Portland, talk about our wedding anniversaries and my irrational fear of dying.

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Ep94 - Ted Travelstead

Wed, 07 May 2014 23:29:47 GMT

Comedian Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) who writes for FXX’s "Wilfred" and records "Twins Talkin’" on Vine joins the show to discuss both of them, including what its like to write for a sitcom, moving from NYC to LA, working for Vanity Fair, his amazing role in "Children of the Corn 2", how great "Comedy Bang Bang" is, how awesome soda is and more. Eddie and I are back next week for a 'normal' show.

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Ep93 - Tantric

Thu, 01 May 2014 00:06:11 GMT

Eddie and I discuss the past few shows, discuss our new website and newsletter, erotic fan fiction, I “dreamed” about Eddie, me dealing (and loving) with seeing my wife breastfeeding all day long, the lengths we go to hide our sex life from our kids, her new ‘move’ she used on me. Plus me being a shitty dad as the ‘tooth fairy,’ kids with allergies, classic rock guys looking like pedophiles, Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and WWE, Hearthstone on iPad, and finally awful Buzzfeed quizzes and Upworthy on Facebook

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Ep92 - The Art of Charm

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:35:52 GMT

Jordan Harbinger, creator of theartofcharm.com is on this week to discuss how to get laid. Just kidding (sort of). We talk about why he started The Art of Charm, how they help men etc. plus answer a bunch of goofy listener questions (when to have kids, one night stands, how to get your wife to do anal, porno) plus the simple pleasures of drinking a beer in the shower and staycations.

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Ep91 - @DadBoner / Mike Burns

Thu, 17 Apr 2014 06:26:18 GMT

Mike Burns, comedian/writer and creator of @DadBoner joins me for one of my favorite shows yet. We talk a lot about the inspiration for Dad Boner, his slang that’s entered our lexicon, writing his book, going on tour and even some exclusive news on what’s to come for Dad Boner (it’s going to be a TV show!). We also get into how Mike’s drive to be a comedian lead to him getting a divorce (and inspired Dad Boner) and we discuss our shared love of baseball (and notably a crisp new hat).

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Ep90 - John Papageorgiou

Thu, 10 Apr 2014 05:16:41 GMT

Fellow podcaster John Papageorgiou from “In Papa’s Basement” joins the show today and we talk about why we podcast, how it’s a tough gig and why Apple/iTunes sucks, our shared love of “Don & Mike”, using Reddit and getting made fun of for our names. Plus I talk about a confrontation I have with a crazy lady on my street, the James Franco Instagram ‘scandal,’ John taking Propecia and going bald in general, Adam Carolla’s sad crusade for money plus more.

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Ep89 - Bodge is Back

Thu, 03 Apr 2014 03:56:39 GMT

Mike comes back to discuss his new job at Google, his tattoo about his new baby, why he Snapchatted me one of his turds and why his wife hates me. Plus weird dads who won’t change their daughters diapers, all my new Twitter followers, me being an ‘alcoholic dad,’ people with verbal crutches, banging prostitutes in the name of the law, Mike catches his neighbors in the nude, Luden’s cough drops, how lame April Fool’s Day has become and more.

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Ep88 - Birth Story

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 05:29:39 GMT

New show about my daughter Quinn's birth, and all the fun, weird stuff that happened at the hospital. Plus I begin my quest to start a feud with local awful radio personalities Rob, Arnie and Dawn.

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Ep87 - Tender Bones

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 07:02:23 GMT

Eddie and I plan our 100th show and play around with our advertising a bit, I give a #tugitfortheshow update, talk about some good/bad Mormon videos for kids about bullying and masturbating, my thoughts on SXSW and the drunkfest it is, my sardine experience and how to eat chicken wings. Plus Eddie tells an epic Church’s chicken story, hobo/coed porn, my conservative political handyman, a woman wanting me to beat her kids, we try out some show SFX, daylight savings time, watching the original Wizard of Oz, playing mini golf and MegaStuf Oreos.

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Ep86 - Rub and Tug

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 04:30:09 GMT

Eddie and I are back for a doozie. I share a nice email from Paul Barman, we talk about the show and Squarespace, Eddie’s new baby and how she’s a gem plus his wife’s ‘primal groans’ and his love of John Mayer, my Bryan Callen story, my weird thoughts about ‘fate’, my gripe with Uber, I got my shoes shined, loud airport talkers, celebrating my birthday on Facebook, we discuss if I should #tugitfortheshow, Eddie at the Addy’s, Girl Scout cookies and more.

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Ep85 - Jon Hendren

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 04:25:40 GMT

Jon Hendren (@fart) joins the show for lots of twitter talk including his own process, how badly brands use it and ‘weird twitter,' Something Awful, how Jon finds the strangest shit on the internet, Aaron Carter’s horny level, Smashmouth, how he eats lots of sardines and some cat chat. Also we discuss my Tea Party Handyman, True Detective, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, our favorite TGIF show, the movie RAD and more.

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Ep84 - Yvonne Cheng

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 09:11:00 GMT

Internet friend Yvonne Cheng joins the show to discuss podcasting, her popular site unbaby.me that replaces all the babies on Facebook, why she hates babies (she doesn’t), why I love pregnant women, her job at Tumblr, the nostalgia/freedom of eating fast food, Yvonne ‘making fun’ of her mom’s texts, Kroll Show, The Lego Movie, the sad nostalgia of going to a video store, ‘knickers,’ Yvonne was the brown M&M and went to the Super Bowl, her big time shits, ‘hate following’ on Twitter and more.

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Ep83 - Toothpaste For Dinner

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:53:15 GMT

One of my favorite internet people, Drew from Toothpaste For Dinner joins the show to talk about how he got started making comics/websites, how he met Natalie Dee and being a Magic card entrepreneur as a kid. We also discuss trolling in the early days of the internet, his ‘real’ job before he did this full time, his site the “Worst Things For Sale,” Something Awful, “weird twitter,” plus lots more. If you're a fan of Drew's you'll love this one.

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Ep82 - Father's Treat

Thu, 06 Feb 2014 05:07:45 GMT

Loved this show. Eddie and I talk about the good things that come when your wife is pregnant (including 'Father’s Treat') and Eddie’s looming baby, why it’s impossible to give a massage and not expect sex, embarrassing boners, I get 'closer' to my barber and call the ‘water police’ on my neighbor, plus I prank a poor eTrade guy, a woman thought I was going to rape her, I harass a homeless person and we discuss measuring dicks. What more do you want???

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Ep81 - Mike Drucker

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 05:53:30 GMT

Mike Drucker, staff writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, joins to talk about writing for SNL, the inspiration behind his tweets (including the crushing despair), classically awful video games, me being a video-game-dad, and lots of behind the scenes talk about what it’s like to write for Jimmy Fallon. Plus The Meta-Barons, Broad City and my thoughts on the Squarespace logo creator controversy.

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Ep80 - Greg Santos

Thu, 23 Jan 2014 06:10:53 GMT

Comedian Greg Santos (from Marlon Wayan’s new site whatthefunny.com) joins us to talk about topless high school celebrities, port-a-potty masturbation, how he got into comedy, Kyle Kinane, improv classes, always being “on” and Greg dating Eddie’s sister. Plus Richard Sherman, brands tweeting about MLK, Monster Jam, buying a gun, the pimp suing Nike and more.

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Ep79 - MC Paul Barman

Thu, 16 Jan 2014 04:44:41 GMT

MC Paul Barman comes on the show to talk about how he got into hip hop, working with Prince Paul, finding his voice, doing music for kids, being a ‘stingy musician’ and what’s up next for him (including working with Questlove, Michel Gondry and more). We also get into the artistic process, what it’s like being pigeon holed as a “jewish rapper,” blue raspberry Blow Pops, using a fountain pen and more.

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Ep78 - Ghetto Genius

Thu, 09 Jan 2014 05:43:27 GMT

J-Wunder from GhettoGenius.com joins Eddie and I to talk about sharing our humiliating stories for entertainment, the origins of his site and his big break from Jamie Foxx. Plus I go down a ‘Kardashian wormhole,’ J’s advice to his readers, lottery scratchers, Workaholics returning, Entourage, the ‘double dick guy’ from Reddit and a bunch of user questions/advice about drunken sex, 16 year old Canadians, and more.

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Ep77 - Resolutions

Thu, 02 Jan 2014 16:32:54 GMT

Quick holiday show with my son Evan. We talk binging on Siftshow and Netflix, Evan’s remote controlled airplane tragedy, Spelunky, video game presents, my dad’s ‘hacker’ friend, jumping my neighbor’s fence and playing tag as a kid, Evan’s “Jokelopedia” and New Year’s resolutions. Here's to 2014. Thanks for listening.

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Ep76 - Chapped Nips

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 06:23:33 GMT

Hey! Show about NYC and traveling stories including being a ‘hero’, dressing like garbage at the airport, another passenger sweating on me and a bloody nose, Mile High Club, staying in an NYC apartment, the cold weather and my chapped nips & the NYC women. Plus more holiday talk like why I don’t do xmas cards, more on me being a shitty gift, old people at CVS, the War on Christmas and sex with the TV on. Thanks for listening this year!

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Ep75 - Blueberry Fingers

Thu, 12 Dec 2013 08:24:33 GMT

JT Kelley is back to regale us with his Austin adventures. We talk weather, working at a dog hotel, standup, adderrall, his new Facebook mom crush, Silk Road and the ‘dark web,’ plus his methhead roomie, my dating viability, my love of egg nog & hatred of the Anchorman hype, Eddie’s racist encounter and “blueberry fingers,” Elf on the Shelf, us becoming our parents and JT turning 21. Love you.

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Ep74 - Dirty Hand

Thu, 05 Dec 2013 06:09:49 GMT

Lots covered in this show! Road trips, bad drivers, "Trim Reaper," getting a free dinner, my Black Friday experience and retail people, fake Xmas trees and non-Jesus Xmas, gym weirdoes, annoying survey people, me being a grocery store bad ass but a hardware store pussy, a big painting accident, “Man scouts,” the iOS App “Quiz Up,” next-gen console war and my “dirty hand.” Shoutout to Squarespace as well.

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Ep73 - The Mexicutioner

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 05:15:31 GMT

I over analyze the show, people saying umm/like too much, weddings (Pinterest has ruined them, me dancing with my mom, smashing cake on your bride’s face), more of my crib painting saga, dating a stripper, Eddie’s feelings on the upcoming Pacquiao fight, playing my trumpet for kids, Madonna’s shitty children’s book, handling the zombie apocalypse and more.

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Ep72 - Blowing Up

Thu, 14 Nov 2013 05:52:08 GMT

New sponsor Squarespace! Plus #rudesterghoul T-shirts, being a lifeguard at Caesar’s Palace, football stories, my gross belly button, an old girlfriend story, Eddie’s fighting background, gamified sex bots, our classic dream girls, my wife is nesting, being sick, new albums from Russian Circles & Pelican, plus Eminem being lame and Eddie’s gray pubes. Thanks for your support.

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Ep71 - Party Time

Thu, 07 Nov 2013 06:41:27 GMT

Lots of rando stories including my tendency to get into mischief, drunk girls coming on to me, I used a women’s bathroom, Eddie’s car music and ‘ghosts’, Dan the Automator, my flu shot problems and the rest of your sex questions. Plus shout out to Vince of DTMMBmedia.com

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Ep70 - Mike Bodge

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 03:10:12 GMT

Good pal Mike is back to talk about his upcoming baby, using social media to spam about your kids & getting wasted in front of them, if I take the show ‘too far’, Mike’s lunches, drinking smoothies, camping and ‘partying’, getting ‘boo’ed’, can I beat up a neighborhood kid?, plus Mike’s awful neighbors and more.

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Ep69 - Sex Show

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 04:40:27 GMT

First annual sex show! Lots of user questions like 69‘ing etiquette, penis pills, where babies come from, masturbating at work, why I’d be a bad gay lover, animal love, waxing, plus getting a home cooked meal, my adventures on the subway, using Uber and eating spiders while you sleep.

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Ep68 - JT Kelley

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 06:23:12 GMT

Guest JT Kelley! We talk about drinking with your mom, menthol cough drops as cigarettes, grown man Glamour Shots, being a standup comic, having ‘the talk’ with your dad, kissing your kids on the lips, JT getting “legal” and “party juice”, my hippie salt deodorant, homeless Reno casino people, “Community” on Hulu, Parks and Rec is awesome, Publisher’s Clearing House, why JT has a big beard and shoutout to the German and our ‘rudester ghoul’ listeners.

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Ep67 - Sweaty Vacation Dad

Wed, 09 Oct 2013 20:59:12 GMT

We're back! The sex of my new baby revealed! And the recap of my Hawaiian vacation - all the Asians there and the whacky things they did, an awful convenience store poop, jellyfish stings, how amazing it is to have a smartphone on vacation, buffet eating, cheesy luaus and more. Plus couples with no kids going on a “datenight”, Eddie’s sister’s cheesecake company (http://www.renosweetcreams.com/), The Roots, Rainbow Looms & the government shutdown.

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Ep66 - Meatotomy

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 05:32:12 GMT

Firing on all cylinders, we cover all the usual gross, funny and weird stories I'm prone to sharing. We talk about my business man traveling and painful self-love, Grand Theft Auto and video game talk, asparagus pee, hipster Portland, my “meatotomy”, a bad driving granny with an eye patch, dumb 9/11 brand tweets and more.

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Ep65 - Bill Stiteler

Wed, 18 Sep 2013 21:43:09 GMT

Stand-up and Vine master Bill Stiteler joins the show to discuss Vine, Tiger Beat, my dog eating my wife’s panties, how to get into standup, manly man Alaska TV shows, getting haircuts from a gang banger, an Indian, a Latino and a Greek (not Uncle Jesse) and more.

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Ep64 - Shirley Temple

Thu, 12 Sep 2013 03:26:02 GMT

This is a fun one. We recap the drunk show, how I played recorder in elementary school, me being the kindergarten music teacher, "Dan Villa", crazy stories of when I was a waiter, our coffee drinking habits, user questions, "racist James Taylor" and impressions plus much more. A fantastic follow up to last week's shit show.

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Ep63 - Drunk Show 2013

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 03:50:57 GMT

Eddie and I get painfully and completely over-the-top blackout drunk in what has to be one of the most rambling, awkward and incoherent podcasts ever made. It was excruciating and embarrassing to edit, so if you make it through this show, you're a true fan and we salute you. Regular show returns next week!

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Ep62 - Cat Piss

Thu, 29 Aug 2013 05:23:02 GMT

Fun show about Filipino dick implants, cat piss luggage and other of my LA traveling mishaps, some very special news, VMAs and Miley Cyrus (of course), a milk ad almost makes me have an aneurysm, talking about my friends on the show, rapping in high school, starting a podcast war and a drunk show next week plus more.

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Ep61 - The Real Entrauge

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 04:50:57 GMT

I join Michael Madrid in Los Angeles to talk about how he 'invented' Facebook, being honest and weird on Twitter, Madrid's twitter impostor, the magic of California, his awesome last name and tattoos, Ashton Kutcher's dumb speech, Haim vs Feldman, being a "bad" good friend, me winning Best Hair in high school, Beetlejuice & much more.

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Ep60 - Loveseat

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 04:20:55 GMT

A show about having sex with furniture and the greatest gym janitor ever featuring Josh Reddin. Plus skating rink nostalgia, anger over rollerblading not being cool anymore, the Jonas Brothers, Breaking Bad thoughts and more.

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Ep59 - School Anxiety

Thu, 08 Aug 2013 05:45:06 GMT

Eddie and I discuss first day of school jitters, getting puked on and having bloody noses in grade school, we give some shout outs, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Eddie's crazy dark car tint, pranks, petty theft, when I stole from Kinkos and more.

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Ep58 - Pussamika

Thu, 01 Aug 2013 04:59:56 GMT

My sister Andrea joins for lots of family and growing up stories including pet deaths, having a good cry, Andrea's hair, our awful childhood diets, our free Taco Bell summer, "why do you hate dad?", my Granny smoking, "pussamika", my Mom hungover on vacations, anonymous internet homophobes, Krave jerky, Jerk of the Week, Full House reruns, forcing Andrea to watch me play video games and more.

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Ep57 - Drug Story

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 06:59:05 GMT

Eddie and I discuss when I got busted smoking weed in college, our grooming habits, In-And-Out Burger, the Royal Baby, getting a bad haircut, when I had a full-body rash, hickies and of course, more.

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Ep56 - Dad Time

Thu, 18 Jul 2013 05:45:58 GMT

Ad guy and pal Stephen Lundberg joins to talk about being a dad, David Ogilvy, advertising, sports, Syracuse, Yankees, baseball cards, career regrets, Office Space, binge watching Homeland and lots more.

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Ep55 - Man Date

Thu, 11 Jul 2013 06:17:50 GMT

Eddie and I have a man date, discuss 'dick in a popcorn bag' and other movie action, fireworks, more listener questions, my fleshlight story, we officially have 'haters', JO routines, fake IDs and more strip club stories. A really manly epi.

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Ep54 - Evan Jaybugs

Thu, 04 Jul 2013 06:26:01 GMT

My son Evan is back. We talk about watching classic movies, enjoying the summer, being his baseball coach, Roald Dahl, Roku box, Eddie's car, becoming an old dad, zombies and of course, Minecraft.

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Ep53 - Fully Grown Men

Wed, 26 Jun 2013 18:55:02 GMT

Josh Reddin returns to talk about his grumpy ass dad and amazing grandpa, my 'drunkest I've ever been' story, me making Josh lunch everyday, gambling stories, the power of 'facetime', how much I love free shit and lots more ramble tamble.

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Ep52 - One Year Anniversary

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 14:22:50 GMT

Special one year celebration show featuring some of the fan favorite guests! Mike Bodge, Angie Paglino, Lyle Underwood and David Mikula join to talk Cannes, Yeezus, Kim Kardashian, Del Taco, porn preferences, tattoos and a ton more. Thanks for listening to the show.

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Ep51 - Pretzel Crisps

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:26:03 GMT

We discuss last week's show (including some sex advice from listeners), Prancercise, stories of my amazing and perverted uncle, Pretzel Crisps, asking companies for free stuff, telemarketer pranks, iOS 7, Eddie's hit and run, cock fights and more.

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Ep50 - Niky Boom Snap

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 01:51:28 GMT

To celebrate my 50th show, my wife Nicole joins us to discuss how we met, camping, dipping tobacco, wiping habits, how long I last in the sack, me being a dirtball, quilting, pregnancy porn, homemade fly poop traps and more.

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Ep49 - Chris Tucker

Thu, 30 May 2013 04:52:13 GMT

Old pal Chris "Eric" Tucker is on the show to talk being pulled out of 3rd grade, high school bands, our dirty college living, the origin of @danthebeast, accidentally saying terrible things in front of your kids, awful modern names, @amandabynes, The Norm MacDonald podcast, being a lawyer, Major Lazer, calling someone "boss", Mad Men and more.

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Ep48 - Electric Avenue

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:43:04 GMT

We have @mikerevolution back on to discuss love connections, www.agencyspy.com, butt chugging, someone saying I look like Jason Alexander, Mike's very own urgent "Dodger Dog", my gripes against Daft Punk, Mike's gripes against Arrested Development, a new way to eat pizza, getting drunk around your kids and more.

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Ep47 - Sadie Hawkins

Thu, 16 May 2013 04:50:25 GMT

More listener questions bring Vegas stories like Eddie's grandma getting pistol whipped, what kind of nookie to expect at a high school dance, hiding boners and dry humping. Plus I get a haircut/massage from Sports Clips, Angelina Jolie's double mastectomy, making friends on airplanes and more.

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Ep46 - Freestyle Show #1

Thu, 09 May 2013 05:02:59 GMT

We answer freestyle topics and listener questions (both good & bad) including fermented duck eggs, a new sponsor and more. Plus some tricks I'm doing to conceive a girl, self love abstinence, the Teen Mom porno and more.

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Ep45 - Press the Flesh

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:01:53 GMT

Super random show about eating deformed snacks, "pressing the flesh", pitting out, platonic snuggling, someone peeing on my sandaled feet, Eddie's surprise party shit, the Philippine Consulate, Justin Bieber's imminent collapse, "The Voice" and our next freestyle show. Whew!

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Ep44 - Dinner Rolls

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:24:47 GMT

Eddie and I discuss my neighbors thinking I'm a weirdo, getting toilet water in my eyes, someone stealing his lunch at work, the duality of being a parent, my son's "dinner rolls", kendamas, the analytics of my life and more.

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Ep43 - Wrestlemania

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:38:06 GMT

My pal Eric Mayville sits in for a long show about having a weird sense of humor, I give a shout out to Ground CTRL, fantasy sports, the lineage of "Mayville," my old name "Finklestein," Vine as home movies, plus lots of Wrestlemania talk. There's even a bonus double ending of the show.

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Ep42 - Nerds

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:37:26 GMT

The guys from Elevendy (Dave & Wil) are my guests this week. We break down the word 'nerd' and talk about 'celeb nerds' Isaiah Mustafa, Zach Levy, Chris Hardwick and Nerdist. Plus having the last name "Cox", Dave's horse fundraiser, why he and Wil hate kids, circumcision, Google Plus and more.

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Ep41 - Camp & Wax

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 03:38:23 GMT

Rambling show today featuring camping, drinking "Indian" blood, my kids' Minecraft obsession, getting my chest and nose hairs waxed, Justin Timberlake and Bud Light, Hollywood Nerds, me spoiling Game of Thrones (I don't), Bioshock Infinite, unexpected millionaires and more.

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Ep40 - The Felt Rose

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 03:14:19 GMT

I loved this show. Eddie and I talk eating placenta, Paul Rudd, March Madness, Team Moms, I pick up a "Felt Rose", my son getting the game ball, Will Sasso on Vine, Nathan for You, a new segment "What's Getting Your Goat" and more.

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Ep39 - Airport Massage

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 03:40:14 GMT

Eddie is back and we talk taking the easy route in college, Doritos Locos Tacos, me eating 10,000 pieces of taffy, Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card, massages in public, why men get salon haircuts and more.

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Ep38 - SXSW 2013

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:21:57 GMT

I share some quick thoughts on the music/interactive/film festival SXSW, and then play the interviews I recorded there feat. Greg Patterson, Brian Cook, Ryan Harms, Christian Colasuonno, David Mikula & Al Mendili.

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Ep37 - Dinuguan

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:18:53 GMT

Eddie and I discuss baby talk, the movies Sandlot, Falling Down & Robocop, hero fantasies, concealed weapons, Justin Bieber, hunting jackrabbits, zombie weapons, slitting goat throat, having sex in front of animals and more.

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Ep36 - Runnin Ramble

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:37:21 GMT

Old friend Corbin Mack of the Runnin Ramble (http://runninramble.com/) joins to talk playing music together in high school, the woman in Vegas who banged her dog, being Mormon, my bar mitzvah, Family Feud, 'Formal sweat pants' and more.

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Ep35 - Meatballs

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:40:04 GMT

Random show about Kickstarter, indecent proposals, my kids' penis and poop obsession, gross guy roommates, rape in video games, me being a little league coach, Nickelodeon, Mindy McCready, Dr. Drew, killing people in olden days, college regrets and more.

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Ep34 - Valentine's Day

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:50:53 GMT

Very romantic show about Valentine's Day, bathing underage girls, massaging my college roomie, getting slapped by strippers, stepping in jizz, Vine, harlem shake and more.

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Ep33 - Crunk Bear

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:21:09 GMT

Eddie and I discuss the Super Bowl, Budweiser Black Crown, the school teacher who got caught tweeting naughty photos, fundamentalist churches, zombie podcast "We're Alive" and more. Good times!

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Ep32 - Animal House

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:05:53 GMT

Eddie's back and we talk about beating up our dads, how much I hate my pets - and the insane lengths I went to keep them alive - plus Walking Dead the video game and more. Some real gems in this one.

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Ep31 - Dan The Beast

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:49:27 GMT

I have UFC legend and my namesake Dan "The Beast" Severn on the show for a talk about the history of his name (and mine), his moustache, his family, how he got started, and current favorite fighter.

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Ep30 - "Sick Rick"

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 01:59:38 GMT

To celebrate my 30th show I have my dad on live from Las Vegas. We talk Niners, golfing, being a dad, looking at NSFW sites at work, Vegas and more.

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Ep29 - Fave Faves

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:03:26 GMT

My internet pal @the_glendon joins me to talk booze, Las Vegas, advertising and more.

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Ep28 - Bust A Move

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:30:01 GMT

The show is back! Eddie joins me to talk about the holidays, negotiating for sex and what it's like having daughters (and keeping them clean).

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Ep27 - Catfish

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:46:34 GMT

Internet pal @KeithStoeckeler joins me and we chat about his name, Catfish, Home Alone, NYC, Fieldsmas and more.

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Ep26 - Gifts

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:59:32 GMT

I somehow muster up a 30-minute rant about how shitty I am at giving gifts to my wife. Merry Chistmahanakwanzakah!

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Ep25 - Eduardo Kevin Galindo

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:00:48 GMT

Keeping it in the family this week with special guest, my brother in law and my new neighbor Eddie. We talk about weekends, our kids and my first wet dream. Yes, that kind of wet dream. As if there's any other.

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Ep24 - Pizza, Coffee & Art

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:26:12 GMT

Really enjoyed this show with @mikula from @digitalkitchen. We talk coffee, Seattle, Xmas, @dadboner and more.

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Ep23 - Friendsgiving

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:30:31 GMT

My Boston pal Ryan Harms joins the show this week to talk Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving and everything in between.

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Ep22 - Toy Boat with Evan

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:38:39 GMT

My guest this week is my six year old son Evan! This turned out to be even more fun than I imagined. Though you can just guess what the subject matter is mostly about.

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Ep21 - Eyebrows

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 05:06:27 GMT

Return of my first guest Ben (@typeoneerror) brings talk of his new girlfriend, wishing as atheist prayers and superstitions, including the revelation that I ate my own eyebrows to get good grades in college.

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Ep20 - Al B. Sure!

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 03:28:40 GMT

Dear listeners, we did it! For my 20th show Mr. Al B. himself is my guest to discuss the origin of his name, his 900 number, what drives him and more.

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Ep19 - A Modern Post

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:52:26 GMT

Lyle Underwood joins the show again and I try to be as smart as him while we talk modernism, the existence of god, why he doesn't drink and more. Glad I can have shows about candy corn and jerking off, and then switch to high brow stuff like this. What range!

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Ep18 - #albsifts

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 03:23:02 GMT

Humble listeners, join my cause to get the one and only Al B. Sure on my show! I discuss this new mission, candy corn, Halloween, my neighbor growing up and more.

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Ep17 - Bodge is Back

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 05:32:42 GMT

Happy to have @mikebodge back on the program to discuss all sorts of jazz. Thanks for listening. --DAN

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Ep16 - Ramble Tamble

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:25:49 GMT

In studio guest! Josh Reddin comes by for dinner and a show. We talk Wilco, the Giants, iPhone 5, the new Myspace and male masseurs. Please enjoy responsibly.

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Ep15 - First Lady

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 03:57:51 GMT

Dear friend Angie Paglino (@thymwya) is my first lady guest, and we talk about her own passion project, comedy, fall television premiers, The Simpsons and how her dog Ziggy was dog-napped.

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E14 - Dulcet Tones

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 05:58:54 GMT

A glorious solo show with a listener #realtreat, what it means to be a #successdad, drug testing and movie/television ratings. What more can you ask for?

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Ep 13 - Smooth Jazz

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 05:29:06 GMT

Happy to have my great pal Josh Reddin (@joshreddin) on to riff about how he turned me into a real man, fantasy sports, video games and he shares his own nightmare bedroom story. Plagued once again by technical difficulties, I'm happy to announce I have a whole new setup and equipment for my next show.

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Ep 12 - Whatta Man

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 05:20:09 GMT

Special guest Mike Ramirez (@mikerevolution) of AKQA in this epi, and it's rife with advertising, pop culture and other meandering chats. Topped off with technical difficulties that you're bound to enjoy. It's a process folks.

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Ep 11 - Bathroom/Bedroom

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 06:50:44 GMT

Fun episode with your #realtreats and relationship questions, I wax nostalgic about a college roommate, how germy the iPhone is, my first encounters with real porn and a story from middle school involving guns and some mom panties.

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Ep 10 - #RealTreat

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 06:00:13 GMT

Quick solo show. I discuss SIFTS overall, celebrate this being my tenth 'sode, introduce #realtreat (what's yours?), talk about the 'sexiest way to die,' my favorite TV shows and rag on Square, Branch, Medium et al.

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Ep 09 - “Lyle's Pile”

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:00:31 GMT

Today's show has a great guest in Lyle Underwood (@lyleunderwood) who I think I'll have on often. Obviously "Lyle's Pile" needs to be sped up considerably, since I'm certainly prone to ramble. And maybe we talked video games too much. Ok, we pretty much talked overall too much.

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Episode 08 - "Back to School"

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 06:49:16 GMT

I start to feel wistful about my son starting 1st grade, share a story about someone printing out some Simpsons porn at my own school, explore day dreaming about food you have at home, and then get two unexpected guests in Phil (@PhilthyThoughts) and Steve (@s__rod).

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Episode 07 - "The Beast and The Bodge"

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 05:56:44 GMT

Was great to have Mike Bodge (www.bod.ge) on the show this week. Just like with Ben, I'm working out the kinks of having a guest. But we're getting there. At a medium pace. Lots of random bullshit talk, with a good chunk about the 'Lympics.

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Episode 06 - "Mom's Night Out"

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 06:08:30 GMT

Feeling naughty and recording a show on a Tuesday to make up for no show last week. I talk about raging with your man pals, Mom's Night Out, Flesh lights and why Facebook bought Instagram and how they are going to ruin it. Something for everyone. --DAN

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Episode 05 - "Special Guest Star"

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 05:38:29 GMT

Episode 05 - "Special Guest Star" by Dan Fields

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Episode 04 - "Drunk Dads"

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 04:30:28 GMT

Episode 04 - "Drunk Dads" by Dan Fields

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Episode 03 - "Quick and Dirty"

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 04:27:22 GMT

Episode 03 - "Quick and Dirty" by Dan Fields

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Episode 02 - "Back in the Azz"

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 04:21:00 GMT

Episode 02 - "Back in the Azz" by Dan Fields

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Episode 01 - "Hello."

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 03:45:42 GMT

My first one. It's long, it's weird and I ramble like a drunk doof. Sets a good precedent for what I'm getting myself into here, but certainly don't let the quality/etc. sway you from becoming a listener.

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