From complicated family dynamics to a bizarre camping experience that raises more questions than answers, this episode blends humor with honest perspective.

00:00 – Intro & What’s Going On This Week

01:00 – Reflecting on Pop Culture Moments

02:30 – Listener Story: Family Tension Builds

06:00 – When Boundaries Get Crossed

09:30 – Letting Go of the “Perfect Family” Idea

11:00 – New Story: Camping Trip Setup

13:00 – Things Start Getting Strange

16:00 – The Situation Escalates

18:30 – Friendship vs Misunderstanding

21:00 – Should You Apologize or Move On?

23:00 – Big Question: Preparing for the Future

26:00 – Can Society Actually Plan Ahead?

29:00 – Why People Don’t Act Until It’s Too Late

32:00 – Space, Exploration & Big Ideas

35:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up

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From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this even possible?”

00:00 – Quick Intro & What’s Coming

01:00 – Listener Story: Scams & Wild Situations

03:30 – Should There Be More Accountability?

06:30 – The Story Everyone Is Talking About

10:00 – Breaking Down What Doesn’t Add Up

14:30 – Why Media Leaves Out Key Details

18:30 – The Questions No One Is Answering

22:00 – Another Viral Story Reaction

26:30 – Real Talk on Relationships & Society

30:00 – Internet Stories That Go Too Far

34:30 – Product Trends & What People Buy

38:00 – Why People Fall for Certain Marketing

41:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up

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00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows

01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t That Interesting

03:00 The Reality Show That Raises Big Questions

06:30 Why People Take Extreme Risks

10:00 Power, Authority & Real-Life Systems

14:00 Public Figures & Responsibility Discussion

17:00 Listener Email: Life Upgrades & Advice

19:00 Everyday Laws You Didn’t Know About

22:00 Gaming Talk: What’s Worth Your Time

25:00 Wild News Story Breakdown

28:00 The Most Impressive Heists Ever

34:00 Why Most People Get Caught

38:00 Discipline, Money & Human Nature

43:00 The Small Mistakes That Change Everything

47:00 Real Talk on Success & Friendships

50:30 Final Thoughts + Outro

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Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment spaces, and why authenticity matters in comedy and creative communities.

The episode also features listener emails covering friendship boundaries, relationships, and navigating disagreements with people you care about.

Later in the episode, Brian talks about gaming culture, what makes a great video game experience, and why certain design choices matter to players.

If you enjoy podcasts about comedy, culture, gaming, and honest conversations about life, this episode is for you.

00:00 – Festival Season in Austin

02:00 – Why Festivals Change Over Time

06:00 – Comedy Culture & Authenticity

10:30 – Austin Traffic During Festivals

15:30 – Public Transportation Debate

20:00 – Wild News Story Breakdown

26:00 – Listener Email: Friendship Drama

34:30 – Setting Boundaries With Friends

41:00 – Advice on Communication in Relationships

47:00 – Relationship & Politics Debate

55:00 – Gaming Culture Rant

1:05:00 – Game Design Pet Peeves

1:15:00 – More Listener Questions

1:25:00 – Final Thoughts

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Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices.

00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget

04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment

08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap

11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food

17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives

22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky

28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation

33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake

36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan

40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small

42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener Emails

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00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now

02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same

07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference?

11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship

18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories

23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything?

26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma

31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professionally

36:00 – Leverage, Power & Knowing Your Value at Work

42:30 – Corporate vs Service Industry Work Culture

45:00 – Tour Updates & Closing Thoughts

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Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective.

00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates

01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained

04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time

07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline

11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill

15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust

19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective

24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy

30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity

36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions

42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions

52:10 – Closing Thoughts

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00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice

05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries

09:45 – Why Discretion Matters

14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins

19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests

23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift

28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences

33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort

38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life

42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up

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Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world.

00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations

05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding

09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty

13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline

18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus

23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories

28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective

34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration

39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life

45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-Up

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00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships

05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion

08:30 – Spending Money With Intention

12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment

17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right

22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking

27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert

33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations

38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness

43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener Takeaways

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00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates

02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice

04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise

07:30 – Why Listening Matters

11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure

16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment

20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way

26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice

32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement

38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona

44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief

50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and Accountability

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00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone

01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode

04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor

07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths

11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth

15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated

20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability

24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment

29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns

34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing Perspective

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00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check

01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained

04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore

06:45 – Gaming, Consoles, and What People Actually Use

09:30 – Listener Advice: Attraction & Shared Living

14:30 – Why Dating a Roommate Gets Complicated Fast

19:00 – Emotional Reality vs Expectations

23:30 – Culture, Accountability, and Responsibility

27:00 – How Past Generations Imagined the Future

31:00 – Technology, Privacy, and Social Change

38:45 – AI, Parenting, and Responsibility

45:30 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates

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00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates

01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations

03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything

05:00 – A long-term listener story begins

07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long

10:20 – Living close to someone you want

13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection

16:40 – Why some people choose chaos

20:00 – The danger of “what if” thinking

23:30 – Peace of mind as a life rule

27:10 – Knowing when the door is closed

30:00 – Advice for letting go cleanly

33:30 – Why timing matters more than intention

36:10 – Listener reactions & perspective checks

39:40 – Final thoughts on growth and clarity

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00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows

01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder

03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped

06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide

09:10 – Why big companies stop caring

12:00 – A massive listener update begins

15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard

19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis

23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control

27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t

31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance

35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma

39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions

43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits

47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill

51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore

54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion

58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering

01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraint

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00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins

01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”

06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 124

07:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation

10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems

14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart

15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything

16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”

21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement

27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”

32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!

37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)

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❗️ Chapters

00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins

00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis

05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question

07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts

10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read

15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian

20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About

27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story

31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”

37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity

43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal

49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Tour

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❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Welcome back & show updates

00:24 – A different kind of episode begins

01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga

02:10 – The original email recap

03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways

05:12 – The emotional trap explained

06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds

08:20 – The moment everything unravels

09:55 – A reality check in the car

11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick

12:25 – The update that changes everything

14:00 – The husband enters the story

15:20 – The shocking phone call

17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion

18:30 – The truth about what happened next

20:00 – Why some people never face consequences

22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word

23:10 – Life update from Tokyo

24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way

26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive ending

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❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates

01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now

04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In

06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked

08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets

10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories

13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses

15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything

18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem

20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights

23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks

25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update

30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad

33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently

37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities

41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream

45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic

48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation

52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong

56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices

59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-Ups

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00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again

00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something”

03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points

05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles

07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve

10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets

12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots

15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters

18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories

21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries

24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally

27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles

30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others

32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person

34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem

36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner

37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your Emails

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00:00 – Welcome back from tour!

02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments

06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends

14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls

21:40 – Learning from heartbreak

29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health

36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle

48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens?

55:00 – Life lessons from military service

01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose

01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fans

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❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Show is back + tour dates

02:00 – How to send emails to the show

03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub

08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city

12:30 – Military story about not getting paid

18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work

24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules

30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace

35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries

40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything

45:00 – Government, money, and regular people

52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emails

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In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.

From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.

🎮 Highlights:

– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it

– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices

– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?

– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment

– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos

🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.

Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!

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⏱️ Chapter Markers

00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson

01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails

03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?

07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews

09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)

13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back

15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different

18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy

20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself

22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy

25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos

27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh

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📖 Description

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email

3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk

6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)

8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity

10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?

12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets

15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life

19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times

20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣

22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity

25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona

33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics

37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts

39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong

40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder

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⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails

1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story

3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics

5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships

8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating

11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)

15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy

18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More

22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups

27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships

30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner

35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline

40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival

45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)

50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today

57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America

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This week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails

3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now

8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection

13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines

17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love

24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed

30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!

35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel

44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy

52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down

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This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:

The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup

2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture

7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence

12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption

18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality

24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption

29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!

34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures

41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification

47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates

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Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates

2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions

4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill

7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature

11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk

15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles

18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information

22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division

27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On

30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy

33:00 – Searching for Good News

34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”

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Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.

0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines

3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies

8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?

12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity

15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained

18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse

24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal

29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media

36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!

39:00 – Brian Back on Tour

40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist

47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On

48:29 – Closing Thoughts

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02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”

08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking

15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”

23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird

32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend

44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA games

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In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!

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Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.

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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:41 intro

01:58 George Santos on Cameo

08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?

12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A9

15:56 Sheath ad

17:06 Day Before disaster

26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion

35:16 Life in Texas

45:01 George Santos on gay marriage

49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)

57:02 British accent

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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:41 intro

01:33 apologies for missing a week

03:06 Arlington house explosion

04:50 psychopath power rankings

07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers

09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision

17:37 Sheath Ad

19:03 Revenge is just budget justice

26:20 “Arctic means bear”

27:14 Displate ad

28:50 best form of revenge

31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft

35:34 TECH MOMENT

38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman

50:27 Advice about being followed

58:59 dealing with wolves

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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:20 intro

01:30 no elephants?

01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct

06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold

10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine

21:25 Sheath ad

22:30 KitKat hijacking

30:47 DraftKings ad

32:11 Taylor Swift death

32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)

40:10 forgiveness

45:08 dealing with a restaurant bro

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This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:

00:00 cold open

00:42 intro

05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy

15:39 Displate Ad

17:05 Israel’s collateral damage

20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad

21:54 Costa Rica bank heist

23:12 airplane takes off without windows

26:58 customer service is down the drain

30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection

38:45 #hetoo

42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns

55:00 relationship advice

1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming

1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now

1:11:20 International revenge

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This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

00:00 cold open

00:42 intro

02:14 family sues Panera Bread

22:00 Sheath ad

23:12 Hamas follow-up

30:32 Manscaped ad

31:35 Voicemail follow-up

35:45 wholesome laughter

37:30 Booty Patrol

41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)

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00:00 Cold Open

00:16 Brian headphone reviews

10:50 new vehicle

17:50 email (dogs)

23:21 wrecked vagina

25:57 ADHD

31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2

39:45 pregnancy fraud

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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

00:00 cold open

00:33 intro and a great comment

11:19 Sheath ad

12:21 delivery driver acquitted

28:19 “I grew up in both eras”

33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts

34:09 hockey puck injuries

36:24 DraftKings ad

38:27 Bing users and right to repair

44:44 Operation Paperclip

45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)

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0:00 cold open

0:24 whipping boys

2:20 Israel vs. Hamas

13:08 belated introductions

14:48 Microsoft acquisition

23:48 23 and me data leak

29:02 email: mixed family paternity

32:42 email: sexually incompatible

39:28 email: Hannibal hotness

42:03 email: writing jokes for friends

48:31 model embryos

55:51 going to mars

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*****

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 Intro

1:57 World War 3?

15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats

16:00 The Fall of Civilizations

18:45 Sheath Ad

20:06 Bastards!

23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)

31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills

33:40 N@zis in Canada

36:30 Odyssey review

41:40 Career choices and making more money

50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac

57:10 never talk to cops

1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hell

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*****

Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 Cold Open

0:38 Skankfest

2:30 Vegas sucks

4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests

19:11 Factor Ad

20:15 Should you reveal paternity?

26:30 what do you get out of marriage?

30:15 Friends with benefits

35:26 Reparations

40:00 dead dolphins

43:00 Times Square hate

45:00 Fremont Street busking

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Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!

On this week's episode:

- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson

- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta

- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoff

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*****

On this week's episode:

- Russell Brand gets got

- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"

- Never call the cops

- Brian doesn't like FPS video games

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*****

On this week's episode:

- Earthquake in Morocco

- Collapse of the Bronze Age

- Apocalyptic fiction

- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D

- Listener emails

- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(

- Black History: Marcus Garvey

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On this week's episode:

- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes

- Burning Man Exodus

- East Jesus at Slab City

- Should you join the military?

- Brian's Starfield review

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***

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*****

On this week's episode:

00:00 Intro

01:17 Housekeeping

02:07 Netflix Special

03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour

04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand

08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties

09:54 Negatively Received Short Video with High Views on YouTube

10:54 Derogatory Remarks, Internet Services, and Frustration

15:34 Cocaine Sharks

17:14 'The Blind Side' Controversy

28:58 College Athletes' Compensation

32:33 Police officer accused of putting woman in police car hit by train

46:41 Exploring Music Tastes

48:01 Reminiscing about Albums and Stealing CDs

53:18 Mixtapes

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***

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- Immortals of Aveum

- Unskippable Cutscenes

- Time Is Life

- Starfield is incoming

- Timeblindness

- Late people bother Brian

- A story about being late in the military

- More SAG/WGA strike updates

- “Nobody wants to work anymore”

- F.I.R.E.

- The REAL hustle culture

- The Enhanced Games

- BALCO documentary

- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

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On this week's episode:

- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment

- It’s Brian’s birthday!

- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review

- Shooting Brian’s special

- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership

- Austin is SMASHING heat records

- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.

- The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice

- Population "overshoot"

- There are no good billionaires

- Email from Mat

- Affirmative Action for Rich Kids (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

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- The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama

- More alien whistleblower information

- Living in 'MURICA

- The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive)

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- Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible"

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Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including:

- Brian is back from Just For Laughs

- Why Brian always misses America

- Everybody wanna spy on you

- Coral reef bleaching

- Congressional hearing on aliens

- Conspiratorial Thinking

- “The Examined Life”

- “Global boiling is here”

- Too many stupids

- Mission to Mars (but it's on Earth)

- Is Brian happy in Austin?

- Voicemails from Big Dog and Tony from NZ

- Oligarch serial killer

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- Can an A.I. be creative?

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- Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor

- A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research

- Skimpflation

- Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis

- 87% of "classic" video games are missing

- NPCs take TikTok by storm

- A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZ

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On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:

- Honor k*llings and bad b*tches in "A Whirlwind of Misogyny and Allyship"

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On this week's episode:

- What makes a hack

- Bombing vs Killing on stage

- Hollywood strike

- Viewer mail

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On this week's episode:

- A.I. p*rn

- what can the government stop you from doing in your own home?

- the writers strike

- avatars in World of Warcraft

- video game reviews

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- death by jet engine

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On this week's episode:

S*** goes down at a carry-out

FDA-approved d*** enlargement?

Limb-lengthening surgeries

Masc and femme attractiveness

Listener mail

PC vs. Console

BS Blindspots

Socrates and Plato

The Hulk is some deep s***

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On this week's episode:

00:00 - Intro

01:50 - babies and hygiene

03:08 - gaming

10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez)

21:26 - online debate culture

31:56 - Titan submersible

48:17 - tech junk

01:07:51 - listener mail

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On this week's episode:

Trump's indictment

Gerontocracy

Early adopters

Advice Champ

Why government IT sucks

Can Elon code?

Polymaths don't really exist

A $100M heist

The so-called "Gay Agenda"

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On this week's episode:

Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice"

Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three days

Brian hates unskippable cutscenes

Flickering lights trigger hallucinatory trips

Apple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the Vision

How much gaming is too much gaming?

Remembering the baby who starved to death while their parents played the Sims

Elizabeth Holmes goes to jail!

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On this week's episode:

Diablo 4, bay-beeee

Peter Singer thinks we're all evil

Dianne Feinstein and elder abuse

The Universe is trying to kill us!

Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile

“Tread softly because you tread on my dreams”

Target enters the culture war

Our show supports the hoes

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- Voicemails

- Salt vs. MSG

- The restaurant world

- Abolitionist senators

- Child labor laws

Music: Navaez, "Frabjous Day"

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- Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse

- Why momentum is important in entertainment

- The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit

- Paralysis by analysis

- Patrice on O&A

- HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis

- Black mold

- Robot slaves

Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"

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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:

Secret Labs has a broken website

Age of Wonders

The Peter principle

Cockney rhyming slang

How words change their meaning

Tony from NZ!

Blue September / Blue June

The difference between masculine and feminine relationships

The Advice Champ rides again

WGA goes on strike

Uber Eats meth

AI mind-reading

Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"

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Brian's sister-in-law joins Brian and Rob to discuss

- Getting sick and handling it badly

- Various d***-related topics

- The "P-Shot"

- The Black Mozart

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Episode Topics:

Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson canned

Humans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselves

We can't evolve as quickly as our tech

Brian is a "work-from-home cynic"

Brian responds to an email about god and religion

Voicemail from Tony from NZ

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Cameron Sexton lies about residence

Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/

“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/

“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coastal ecosystem is thriving on it, scientists say“

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/world/plastic-pollution-ocean-ecosystems-intl-climate/index.html

Mushroom therapy

NAD+

Albert Einstein got high

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/professor-erika-lopez-prater-sues-hamline-university-minnesota-prophet-muhammad/

Is Rob a Leaf-eating hippie?

Anti-Trans bills proliferating throughout US

“What about the kids?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOe3siDAyJA&ab_channel=HouseofHope

Music: Griff Parker, "Striped Cadillac"

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In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI.

Articles:

- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html

- https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-says

Special Bonus Feature: Rob is in-studio and extremely jet lagged

Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"

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Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"

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Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand.

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Topics for this week:

- Joe Rogan opens his new "anti-cancel culture comedy club," The Comedy Mothership

- SVB, Silvergate, Signature, and Credit Suisse go down

- Why there's no homelessness in Saudi Arabia

- America is a cowboy with shaky hands

Music: Griff Parker, "Fudge Rounds"

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Topics this week:

Brian and Rob give their book recs

- Murderbot Diaries

- AWE

- Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein

- Redwall

- Edible Economics

- Berserk

- Jujutsu Kaisen

- Lazarus

- Old Man’s War

- Quantum (Einstein vs. Bohr)

- Sabriel

- Debt 

- Her (dir. Spike Jonze) 

Spooky action at a distance

Luka and the evil of Replika AI

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This week we talk about the "slap heard 'round the world" from Chris Rock's POV, why good morals don't fit on bumper stickers, and why young men aren't dating (if that's what's REALLY happening).

Articles referenced:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-state-of-our-unions/202302/why-are-so-many-young-men-single-and-sexless

https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/im-dating-a-23-year-old-woman-who-looks-like-an-8-year-old-girl/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settler-s-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html

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