And Juskow for All

A New Hope

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Let's just say - things did not go very well in California - except of course for CHiPs!

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My Exclusive Interview with Gold Medalist Breezy Johnson

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

The big news of course this week is I actually find out why the Chipotle on Third Avenue in Midtown keeps running out of chicken by 7:00 p.m. And in other news my exclusive interview with Gold Medalist Breezy Johnson. At the beginning I say this podcast isn't gold, but . . . it may be. We're off next week.

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The Comedy Cellar Show Even Juskow Couldn't Ruin

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

A Groundhog day to remember as the show at the Comedy Cellar went even better than you could possibly imagine. I only wish you all could have been there to feel the magic. BUT, of course by the next day everyone had already forgotten so. . . -- Either way, what a night. Also, performing in someone's house by the fireplace as a warm up to the big night was key and the lovely folks you meet along the way brings us to this week's terrific podcast so I can truly regale you with the week's beauty. But don't worry, someone still gets called out for being an ass and coming late. It's like, people don't know me by this point. What the. . . 😜

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This Podcast is Rated PG (Podcast Gold)

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Hi everyone. What a great week of podcasting. And of course I'm talking about our new rating system - PG for Podcast Gold, which is EGGzactly what happened at Dave Attell's birthday dinner when, once again, your pal Dave Juskow was the only one not to get his dinner. At this point I almost want it to happen because it's podcasting hilarious. And the best part is always -- I keep going back. 😜 Stay Warm.

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The Verizon Vortex

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Verizon goes out and causes chaos for the King of Chaos whilst in Newark, NJ - and believe me, you don't want to be without service in Newark, NJ.

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The New Jack Wild Project

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Well, I'll just open with, you're welcome in advance as my research on the Bee Gees and the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack led to an amazing new project from the brilliant kid who stars in H.R. Pufnstuf. I mean. . . . -- also the nerve at the folks at the Mt. Fuji hibachi place, 45 minutes away when we got there four our 7:30 reservation, only to tell us the kitchen closes at 8:00. WHAT!? AND, apparently arriving at 6:00 to a Xmas Party was too late and everyone got mad. WHAT?! Again! Oh well -- all in a week's work. We're BACK!

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The Directionless Date

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Happy New Year everyone. Great to be back. Let's begin with an awful date who has lived in Hoboken for 15 years yet doesn't know her way home. Then the awful birthday celebration that was blamed on me. Then the awful way I stepped over everyone running away from someone who fainted but I thought was dead (total George Costanza) and finally - another magical jiffy lube story. 😅

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THE 544TH EPISODE w/Dave Attell & Nick Griffin

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

LIVE from the Comedy Cellar podcast studios - it's the audio portion of Comedy Cellar Tuesdays with Dave Juskow. Twice a month I do a show from the Comedy Cellar Live on YouTube. On December 16, 2025 comedians Dave Attell & Sleepy Nick Griffin came by for a few laughs before we took Nick out for his birthday dinner. As usual, Nick was a half hour late BUT. . .who cares it was a blast. Towards the end we have a trivia game - can you guess the comic's book or joke? So, recorded live on December 16th at the Comedy Cellar, I hope you enjoy this audio rebroadcast. You can also watch on YouTube here: https://shorturl.at/jWEcW

Happy New Year!

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Wicked For Bad

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The legendary Heather Graham Wednesday before Thanksgiving party was back on and boy was it a treat. A special guest showed up that many folks will be extremely excited about. Then "Wicked for Good" was pretty darn awful and of course, what was going to happen when I got my stiches out and saw the doctor that tried to set me up with another patient. All that and more today on the penultimate year end episode of And Juskow For All. Happy Holidays everyone!

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The Girl Faster than Me

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Whilst running cross-country in High School, I let a girl beat me because I'm a gentlemen -- is what I've been telling everyone for 50 years but damnit -- she was like an Olympic champion. It wasn't fair! I Choose Not to Race! That and my mean sister and another classic Jiffy Lube story where if they had an HR Department, I'd probably have to make a visit. Classic. Hope you all had a nice holiday! 😀

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Los Angeles and Rain Do Not Mix

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Well this is classic. After a big vacation plan, everything was cancelled thanks to -- Rain? But yeah, when it rains in L.A. in November, it's not as sexy as Guns & Roses makes it out to be. And then the vacation just got worse, but you know what that means for this show -- a little thing called Podcast Gold.

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The Garage Mechanic Gastronomist

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

On tonight's episode we go to the all you can eat seafood buffet, right by my house. 8 lobsters later I kind of got sick but it was worth it. The most important thing of course was to tell the garage mechanic in New Jersey who told me about it in the first place. I have no idea why that was so important, but, it was. Also, another classroom fiasco with a twist and watching the World Series with the Roast Master.

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New York City Election Day 2025 - This Ought to be Good

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The world is watching. As of putting this podcast together, I have no idea who the winner is but I voted this past week and then got accosted by some teenagers at the high school. BUT, it's half my fault because I went at 2:45 to vote like an idiot when they're all getting out. Also, i went out every night this week to make up for my being sick the last few weeks. That includes my jaunt to the West Side Comedy Club which was the worst comedy club I've ever been too -- of course that being said - please come see me perform there on November 26th. 😅 What a plug!!! See, now that's comedy! You guys get it.

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High School Never Ends

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week the big lecture at the University of Texas with the wrinkle of having a seasonal allergy or maybe something worse. My reputation at stake!! And when I say my reputation at stake -- there was nothing at stake. There is completely no stake involved. BUT, I do love drama. Meanwhile, my friend Lily, a student there, has boy troubles I have to help her through -- because THAT is what I do. Boys are awful (of course said in a Paul Lynde voice). Duh. Also, a new coffeeshop girl who immediately brought out the, "oh, my boyfriend has that same watch" classic. 😅

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Pretty People Welcome

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

The security in my building is quite strict. You have to send an email to the building management to let them know someone is coming over or staying overnight - UNLESS you're hot. Then they just apparently give you the key. It's hilarious. The King of Chaos makes a claim that that the machine's are indeed making sure he (I) stay the King of Chaos until they get sick of me i guess. A little Matrix/Terminator stuff going on in my life.

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John Varvatos and Me

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week I have my Devil Wears Prada moment as I stalk and meet John Varvatos as I'm wearing his jacket. I thought it was one of the coolest things ever but my friends don't seem to care -- so I got new friends. Yeah, that's right. Also, I know I keep advertising this one Jiffy Lube in New Jersey but it's incredible. They just let me keep my car there so I don't have to deal with the horrid UN Assembly in Manhattan which was a nightmare, as it is every year, to drive through. The street where I park my car was closed off as usual but I had a little talk with the cops -- yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. 😅 Also, the final appearance at the Roastmaster's Broadway Show as he records for Netflix. A fun week to hear about but an annoyance for me, which, of course, always makes for a quality podcast. You're welcome. 😉

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Spinal Tap II

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

I finally get to see Spinal Tap II and it was great. Don't listen to anyone else. Also, my first physical in two years and what they don't do anymore -- alright spoiler alert, no more Fletch Moon River gags anymore (yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about). Also my doctor told me I was obese so I told him he was ugly. My mother doesn't show up at my lecture AND, a great tailgate at the meadowlands. Life is hilarious on this last day of September episode on And Juskow for All.

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The Seafood Diet

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

The big Jeff Ross 60th, with the stars, Li'l John DiMaggio, Paul Rudd and Todd Barry - special appearance by Jim Carrey. What an outstanding evening (dinner and a show) I mean. . . . it was almost ruined by a woman down the street BUT I wouldn't let that happen. Also, another 9/11 nightmare (now in it's 24th big year). The president was in town and you know how that effects me and my parking. Although next year will be worse I guess. Let's make plans now to be nowhere near NYC that day. And finally, the huge Seafood Boil on our new Monday Night eating place. Wait till you see the photos on Patreon. 🦞

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My Dry Cleaners Now Officially Refer to Me as "Karen"

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week we travel back to August with my new movie entitled, "My Dinner with Sarah" and how my headlining stand up gig almost turned into an open mike night. Also, eating so fast and furious, the management had to lend me a Tide stick after dinner. That's not good - BUT, as usual, Podcast Gold!

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David Juskow is "Unidentified Man"

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week we premiere the new theme to "Unidentified Man". My new series I was born to play as we go over the big red carpet opening night of the Roastmaster General's terrific Broadway Show, Take a Banana for the Ride. I'm in all the photos on the red carpet, much to the paparazzi's dismay. And if that isn't enough for one episode, my sister and I clean out Aunt Judy's refrigerator. WOW! What an episode! Feel free to join Patreon to see all the photos. That would be delightful. Or not. 😉

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And Juskow for All (Premiere Episode)

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

And Juskow for All - the continuing saga about a boy and his dreams, which is really about a man and his failures, except which is actually about an old man and his ascent to the middle. How 'bout that then. OK, we'll stick with that. Join us for a journey that is completely pointless and a waste of time (like most podcasts really). On the pilot episode I get the secret midnight tour of the West Wing of the White House. Then a secret midnight opening of a broadway show with the legendary Roast Master General and then a production of Grease starring my nephew. You know, until my nephew part, we actually had a heck of a show going here. I suggest you listen anyway -- to the premiere episode with liberty and Juskow for All.

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THE SERIES FINALE

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 10:00:00 GMT

The final episode of "Juskow in the City" but don't worry (cause I can tell you're worried) - we'll be back in the fall with a new name and an edgier podcast. It'll be hip and youthful and lots of animal acts. I only wish I could actually provide that. Yeah, it'll probably be the same BUT. . . whatcha gonna do. Thanks for listening for 529 episodes (and counting) when you combine all things Juskow. (All things Juskow will not be the name of the new show - or wait. . .hmmm).

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NYC Restaurants Have No Air Conditioning

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Oh god, it's true. I went into 4 different, maybe 5 different restaurants/coffee shops this week and none of them had air. Now that I think about it, even a Walgreens downtown had fans blowing. WTF!! Ironically, going from extreme heat to extreme cold did get me sick so, I guess I'll just have to move. This week, going to see Sam Morril and Rachel Feinstein in Red Bank with the Mayor of Red Bank of course AND a big Comedy Cellar birthday party. Also, seeing the off broadway (smash, I guess), Ginger Twinsies (based on The Parent Trap).

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John Lennon & Juskow's Mom

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 10:00:00 GMT

It was the 80's -- and supermodels were taking chances on Billy Joel looking kids like myself. This is one of those stories. Plus, my mom and new John Lennon gossip that spread through the neighborhood.

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Explaining the Stand-Up Comedy Timeline

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 10:00:00 GMT

I just found out that one of my young stand-comedy friends has been doing stand-up for 13 years. I thought she had been doing it for possibly 5. This changes everything which led me discuss where you should be in stand-up comedy timeline and why you should give up if you haven't met the right friends yet. It's brutal truth time. AND, another soaking wet feet day. Ugh.

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The No Cole Slaw Postulate

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week we get to meet "Hacks" Jean Smart and see her incredible performance in a one woman show on Broadway. Hey, she's alright. After that we go where all the elite Broadway crowd goes as the Roastmaster and me take advantage of his coming to Broadway. After that it's another memorial for that awful club owner, but. . . it's always podcast gold so I keep going. This time was no exception as the kosher restaurant luncheon after the memorial was out of cole slaw. A jewish deli out of cole slaw on a Sunday morning. How is the president not involved!!??? Worst deli ever (said like comic book guy). AND, the one of the most important emails of my later career and I didn't get it because I switched phones that day. I mean -- that's just epic. This is a fun episode.

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It's Not Just The Eye of the Tiger

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Today, besides a little housekeeping, we are discussing the band Survivor. I know, why? Well, turns out their creator Jim Peterik is quite an interesting guy and has written a bunch of hits you didn't realize - which, of course, is my favorite thing to teach -- as a professor. Be prepared to be not completely amazed but more like, oh wow - I didn't know that. Which I'm good with 😀

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The Most Famous Person in the Room

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Today on the show we attend a memorial service for one of the most disliked men in comedy, Al Martin. It's true. He had alot of haters BUT he outlasted most of the comedy clubs in New York City AND, most importantly, it turned out I was the most famous person to attend (after Marina Franklin left for the bathroom) 😉. Then I got a new muffler for my car. I mean, what a podcast! 😄

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His Only Show of the Year

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Hello all. Today on a most exciting episode of Juskow in the City we talk about the Big Event at the Comedy Cellar that went spectacularly well (although you'd never know from the video of me doing comedy - which you can see if you're on patreon 😅). But everything the Comedy Cellar did to sabotage the show backfired and everyone was happy including the audience, the comics and the wait staff - and probably the Comedy Cellar eventually. Then the next night I had the exact opposite experience in Crooklyn. The Classic juxtaposition - today on Juskow in the City.

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"Like, the Bar Exam's hard!?"

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Welcome back everyone and I hope you all had a great holiday weekend. So this week I had an old school weekday party on Tuesday and Thursday. Tuesday was comedians day as I watched the New York Knicks lose to the Indiana Pacers at comedian Sam Morril's apartment with guest stars Chris DeStefano, Mike Veccione, Todd Barry and Rachel Feinstein. And Thursday was musician day as we had a lovely shin dig down on Wall Street to celebrate musician Colin Smith's surprise birthday party. If you subscribe to Patreon you'll be able to see and hear it. 😀 It was awesome.

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Mark My 1974 Words, Casio Won't Make It

Tue, 20 May 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Well it's been a bleak week BUT obviously we have our Larry David and Albert Brooks clips to keep our spirits up. I've been talking to a friend who turns out is IN Defending Your Life - AND my favorite scene - so . . . that's incredible. And, I got my car window fixed, so now I can go around saying, "Hey Babe, be back to pick you up later." I live a full life.

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The New Pope and How it Affects Dave Juskow

Tue, 13 May 2025 10:00:00 GMT

EGGzactly, how could electing a New Pope possibly affect Dave Juskow? But it's true. Find out today why. AND, the race to the new parking garage that closes at midnight. It's an action packed new Juskow in the City!

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Dead Outlaw Part Deux

Tue, 06 May 2025 10:00:00 GMT

What a wonderful Wednesday it was here in NYC as I fully took advantage of living here and got the luxury of seeing 2 Broadway shows in one day. First our friend Josh Harmon and his new comedy drama "We Had a World", which was fantastic. Then 3 hours later, dinner with David Yazbek (the day before he was nominated for a Tony Award) and then his new musical "Dead Outlaw" as it moved to Broadway from the Off-Broadway theatre I had originally seen it in. A True Juskow in the City experience that can only be brought to you by your pal, Dave Juskow. Great stuff. And go see those shows if you come to town. 😉

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My Car's Room With a View

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT

My Car got upgraded to a new garage on the 4th floor with a window and now has a better view then I do from my apartment. This City is dumb. The Comedy Cellar held their annual Xmas party this week - is that the hilarity, having it in April, cause it's not that funny? But. . . Also, the fun times as Sarah Silverman performs right next door to the University and the big nickelodeon star that usurped Sarah - in a hilarious way of course. Rhoda's annoying 91st and an annoying dinner at the restaurant where they hate giving me parmesan cheese. 😅

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Johnny Walker Black Magic

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week everywhere I went they were out of Johnny Walker Black. It seems wherever I go, they're out of whatever I want. What's that about? Also, we had to send a steak back at another crummy snobatorium AND I had to tip a guy pumping gas for getting me my missing gas cap back that he lost. Classic!

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The British are Coming

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week opens with a waitress at Chili's (yes you heard right) who was a complete Debbie Downer and got fired in the middle of serving us. HELLO!! Classic. Also, the two brits that saved Christmas (or what we call Russ Meneve's birthday party) thanks to Nick Griffin, who will be replaced by a new younger model. ALL will be explained in this exciting episode of Juskow in the City - 2025 Tax Edition. 😉

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Getting the Garage Band Back Together

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week on the podcast my mother is 20 minutes late to my lecture on how horrible a mother she is, but granted it went on for about four hours so she just missed years 3-7. Then, it's tough parking in NYC so my new parking garage will become the worst place to park come Christmas as it is directly across from the Rockefeller Center Xmas Tree. AND, a big night out on Tuesday that cost about $1,000. It's not that normal, BUT, it's what you get sometimes being Juskow in the CITY (New York City that is!) Oy. Also, our friend Vincent lets us know that Paul McCartney is extremely cheap and lots of John Waite talk. Now seriously, where do you find another podcast like this? Yeah, you can say it. . . . NOWHERE!

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The Annual Staten Island Vortex

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week on Juskow in the City alot of time spent in the East Village of New York, which I don't normally spend time in BUT, 2 outstanding times with just minor annoyances - especially rain since I wanted to break in my waterproof backpack - except I forgot to get a waterproof jacket. Also a Mark Normand documentary opening that was quite interesting and my mother's next door neighbor of 20 years has no idea who my mother is since she's moved 5 years ago. Oh, and don't worry, it's not dementia or anything, my mother's just not memorable. So classic. And, of course, the yearly trek to Staten Island. Oy.

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"You Punched him?" "You Punched him?"

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week after making the right choice to see a Broadway star friend in a play, it turns out to be an embarrassing wrong choice. Also, take your half marathons and shove 'em! And still, apparently my 30 year old backpack isn't waterproof, the 40 year old movie "Labyrinth" and the 50 year old friend's game show he invented and still doesn't know the rules. Hilarious!

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The Soap Opera Sublimation

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Today on the show I get to meet the greatest soap opera star of all time Susan Lucci. Then, it's a big fund raiser for the next Mayor of New York City (who wouldn't come out from behind a bush). And finally, a trip on Amtrak to Albany (the smelliest place on earth - that includes Amtrak) to appear in a movie that I can only hope finishes filming with me in Key West. Oy. All and all one heck of a week in Juskow in the City land.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

For a show called Juskow in the City (being New York City) we certainly do spend an awful lot of time in New Jersey, well this week, for some reason, it's all about Connecticut. I was there twice this week and I must say, it was some pretty sweet magic. First stop, Greenwich - where the old producer of the David Letterman show has a yearly Ice Hockey shin dig that was kind of incredible. Then New Haven, the home of Yale University, where I shot a movie with Mr. Sam Morril and then opened for him at a concert venue for about 800 folks. But don't worry, I had dinner at the Texas Roadhouse in Jersey by the end of the week. Too much CT, am I right?

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"The Acupuncturist" (Starring Gene Hackman)

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The week began innocently enough at Don't Tell Mamas where the tables were turned on your pal Dave Juskow, but then an old army injury flared up again as my back just stopped working I guess. Enter the Acupuncturist. A friend's wife who's obviously nutty with this old mysticism like The Force. BUT, I was desperate so I gave it a try and TRIED extremely hard to concentrate knowing full well, it may not work if you don't give it your all. Unfortunately, an hour before the Acupuncture I found out my garage in Manhattan was closing for good. It's like getting kicked out of your apartment. I dare anyone to feel relaxed after that so. . . .All we be explained on this week's episode. And Gene Hackman, of course. . . a murder mystery. EGGciting.

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Should Win, Will Win, We All Lose

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The show before the Oscars. I've been watching all the movies. Anora and The Substance are pretty good HOWEVER, if we're comparing them to The Godfather or Titanic or Forrest Gump -- they stink! You know how angry I get about this - so it's that time of the year. We'll see. And of course watch my companion piece where we make our selections from the Comedy Cellar on YouTube. Otherwise, this week - the big awful showing at the University with all the professors in one room greeting each other, "professor, professor, professor" - like in Spies Like Us, "doctor, doctor, doctor". Epic.

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The Pre-Valentine's Purge

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This pre-valentine's day week crashes and burns as everyone cancels but it all turns out into an interesting weekend. I got to spend time with the Dave Juskow of the last generation (except he's rich). Damnit. I've gotta work on that. Also, Super Bowl Sunday at Elon and his wife's apt. I thought they were having a super bowl party but they only invited me. "Do you want us to order Thai food?" For Super Bowl Sunday? What is happening!?? Uh oh. All will be explained on this week's exciting episode of Juskow in the City.

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When There's a Shine on Your Shoes

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

"You know, my boyfriend has that same watch." As quoted from the classic Seinfeld. So I've got a story for you today my friends that will amaze and entertain and bring up alot of questions as Valentine's day creeps closer and makes the natives restless. BUT, when there's a shine on your shoes, there's a melody in your heart - and isn't that the most important thing of all. Of course, everything will be explained in its entirety on an all new exciting Juskow in the City!

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Why Does Congestion Pricing Hate Me?

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Could Congestion Pricing be working? Or is it all smoke and mirrors? It was all put to the test this week by me. You're going to want to listen to see what happened as I attended a museum opening this week, which is what us New Yorker's do if you're cool (and old). On the flip side, the week before I had french fries with 2 hamburgers crushed in so. . . .Score! Also, my university lecture on Desi Arnaz. I know it sounds awful but I'm sure you'll find it as fascinating as I do. You'll see. It's a quality podcast today. You'll love it and lives up to its name.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, You're Attention Please

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week - a desperate call for help to me to bring Sarah Silverman up on stage at the Beacon Theater in NYC for her Netflix taping two hours before the show. Listen this week to find out what happens. Also a double dip of Dave Attell birthday shin digs and an additional birthday with Baba Booey. What a week of comedy, without actually doing any comedy. You've gotta respect it. It's Juskow in the City!

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Super Secret Pop Up Show

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Since I invented the 6:00 p.m. show at the Comedy Cellar, it was only natural to tell Sarah Silverman she should practice her Netflix special there in front of a live audience. So, the Super Secret Pop Up Show was on the board but none of the audience knew who it was and since I was opening for her, they may as well have said, "before we bring up Bruce Springsteen, the comedy stylings of. . ." oy. But, classic and you can hear all about that and my nutty friend who wanted to cruise around Newark, NJ in the middle of the night and a night performing at the classic NYC Cabaret Club, Don't Tell Mama's in Times Square. What a show this week!

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A Night at the Stone Pony

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week we go back once again to Christmas and New Year's and then we'll be all caught up. Yes, Christmas at Rachel Feinstein's - a hilarious sentence. Listen to what happened when I bought the daughter of the New York City Fire Chief a pack of matches as a xmas gift. HIGHlarious! (or was it?). Also, spending multiple nights at my new home in New Jersey - the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area on the Garden State Parkway; going to the Stone Pony to see my friend play in his band, The Rachets; and the movie Heretic with the legendary Hugh Grant. How was it? I'll let you know as we continue the 2025 Juskow in the City Podcast!!

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The Great Eye Panic of '25

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 11:00:12 GMT

Happy New Year everyone and thanks for listening. Today on the show, the great student debate of the 1989 film The Big Picture; Judging an Italian restaurant in Asbury Park on their Meatballs (video included with Patreon subscribers 😉); Why do my acting idols all have debilitating diseases?; the big 500 show recap and a major Eye panic where you just get told, "you're old". 🤨 All today on the big 501st episode of Juskow in the City.

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THE 500TH EPISODE w/Dave Attell, Nick Griffin & Russ Meneve

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 11:00:14 GMT

The 500th Episode of the combined Dave Juskow podcasts - The Spread, The Nightfly and Juskow in the City. For this episode I decided to record it with my other weekly YouTube Show at the Comedy Cellar (Comedy Cellar Tuesdays with Dave Juskow). So joining me on this episode recorded Tuesday December 10, 2024 are Dave Attell, Nick Griffin and Russ Meneve. We really had a great time recording this. Later in the episode I put up pictures of old comedians we either started with or were ahead of us when we first started to see if we could guess their names. It was alot of fun. I think you'll like it too. I couldn't be happier that this one, the 500th episode, is now one of my favorite episodes. That's the way it should be. Thanks so much for being a loyal listener of Juskow in the City. And, please feel free to sign up for my Patreon page if you liked the show. Thanks to all my friends and listeners that have become friends I've been lucky enough to meet along the way.

Dave

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The One Before the 500th

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 11:00:48 GMT

The 499th Episode. But it's just what'd you'd get in a normal Juskow in the City, cause why change genius? Am I right? This week a pigeon flies into my coat while I'm riding the bike (I thought we had a deal!); an awful comedy club xmas party; the student that came to dinner & Wicked! Next week -- the big 500th! Happy Holidays!

If you notice the Season and Episodes changed on top it's because I've been using just how long we've been doing the Juskow in the City moniker. Season 10 and 499 is all encompassing Juskow from 2014 when it was called, "The Spread" and later "The Nightfly".

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Christmasaurus

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 11:00:55 GMT

This week everything falls apart at the old age home and they tell me never to come back. But it's just one horrible old woman. As it turns out even though all the electronics went out, they seemed to be fascinated with my 45 lecture of how I got into show business - I mean, who wouldn't be? And of course my james mason and ruth gordon imitations. I mean. . . . Then we went out to the Christmas Pop Up bar. Tis the season already. Next week -- "Wicked". Oh boy.

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Conclave

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 11:00:29 GMT

Well yes I did go to see the movie Conclave, where people in the theater don't shut up (Who's that guy again?) Ugh. But also, I was misled into a basement podcast on a table with no microphones and where they store the liquor for the building next door. I was lucky to get out alive 😅 - AND, I run into girls from Florida and let the Saki Bombs begin. I wish I were kidding. Remember Anything Goes in Florida.

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Gilbert Gottfried Still Screaming

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 11:00:53 GMT

This week Gilbert Gottfried's first comedy album ever was released entitled "Still Screaming". It's an awesome double album and I was part of the launch party along with Chevy Chase and Paul Schaffer. Yeah, you heard right. Unfortunately, I got a sty in my eye and had to wear woman's sunglasses the whole time BUT -- podcast gold, right? Also, I try the Indian food "Dosa" (whatever that is) and although the girl that I went with said this would be her last execution meal, it should not be anyone's last execution meal. Let's just leave it at that. A nacho hat would be the way to go. Don't you think?

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The Bodega Cat Whisky Challenge

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 11:00:02 GMT

The new president was announced last week and it's another four year nightmare for Dave Juskow as my Trump Tower Parking Garage will once again become a logistical nightmare. Sigh. So with that being said, I was going to take the PATH train to Hoboken but somebody got murdered so apparently there's no way to get anywhere anymore. It's over folks. See you in 2028. (but we'll still have fun 😅) - like my incredible Arthur imitation where some girl thought I was actually British and that wasted. Classic

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The Steak and Scotch Sunday

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 11:00:27 GMT

It's election day in the USA. Good luck everyone. Here's a nice easy going podcast only mentioning a nice voting experience and putting a little Teri Garr tribute together. -- Oh and talking about having Steak and Shrimp and Scotch and Wine and watching football with awesome friends. Awe! The only thing I think I complained about this week was a student telling me they're not coming to class because they were trick or treating. What the. . .🎃

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How Do You Know We're Not Together

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 16:35:20 GMT

Here's one for you: You're at a restaurant and the waitress says "the guys over there think you're really beautiful". I mean I obviously said thank you at first until I realized they were talking about my date. I mean -- Rude, or do you think that's ok? That's this week's question.

I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Also, a free t-shirt for kicking the Octoberfest Keg in Asbury Park and the new Japanese movie, "River".

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An NYC Metropolitan in Dodgers Court

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 10:00:25 GMT

My yearly jaunt to Los Angeles couldn't have gone better as the New York Mets were also in town and really stuck it to the LA Dodgers in the middle of the afternoon on a random Monday. Other than that let's see, oh right, I hung out and spent time with the great Jeff Goldbum, Patton Oswald, Larry David and Judd Apatow. The Randy Newman song "I Love L.A." is going through my head right now but I'm always happy to be back in NYC where once again there was a Sam Adams Octoberfest disaster. So, don't worry, nothing's changed. 😂

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Professor Juskow's 1981 in Film

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 10:00:01 GMT

Welcome to Professor Juskow's 1981 in film. This episode's class will cover all the action of the year 1981. We're talking about An American Werewolf in London and how it changed make-up in motion pictures forever; Stripes - which would set up the pairing of Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis and Bill Murray for the blockbuster Ghostbusters; the little known Looker - written and directed by Jurassic Park author Michael Creighton and way ahead of it's time with talk of AI and how it would effect the future; Oliver Stone's first written and directed film with Michael Caine called The Hand; and of course, most importantly Chariots of Eggs - the SCTV version of the awful Chariots of Fire starring Hall & Oates - I mean COME ON! 🤣 Please show up to get credit.

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Hans Christian Andersen Gets Cancelled

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 10:00:07 GMT

Today's riveting true story of the time Hans Christian Andersen spent a few weeks at the house of Charles Dickens and did some despicable things. Oh it's true. I'm a college professor - this is what I research. Also, an old fashioned "Fudgie The Whale" carvel cake saves the day and the awful walk underneath the stupid 7 train in Queens. A Juskow in the City boroughs episode. Let's Go Mets!

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Know Which Side Your Bread is Buttered on

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 10:00:04 GMT

"You're not going to believe this". . . he said in Juskow in the City like terms. . . If you're a listener to this podcast -- another classic grated cheese like incident at the diner. Of course if you've never listened, you'd be like. . . this sounds dumb but. . . we know 😉. Also, performing at the Broadway Comedy Club where the overflow audience is actually on the stage with you; and the long Monday Night where I may have found a new happy place that likes Broadway and Football. Where have you been all my life? 😅

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Cool for Cats

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 10:00:24 GMT

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - don't even think about saying it again as I went to the Upper West Side to see the extremely fun sequel with friends who were extremely late. Grrrr. Also, seeing the band Squeeze in Central Park - well not seeing them - hearing them while walking around Central Park in the dark, which was incredibly entertaining, even though all the bathrooms were locked. Lame. And finally, a late night ride on the Boulevard of Death. That truly is what Queens Boulevard is called and even though it may feel safe in the dedicated bike lane, that nickname alone, stays with you.

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Wreck on the Highway

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 10:00:09 GMT

This week the first tailgate of the season at the Meadowlands and forgetting that ears get sunburnt too. And what is magic meat dust? Then the big first Monday Night game of the season and Disney has decided not to air it so all the bartenders lose out on a profitable evening you jerks. And finally, the president comes to town and almost ruins my day - as usual.

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Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:00:47 GMT

On today's episode, it's the first day of class again in the classrooms I have apparently been banished too. BUT, lo and behold my old students rally around to have me move to where I belong. Isn't that nice? Also, major stomach issues on the train where me and the mayor's of Red Bank and Asbury Park, NJ all had a lovely Day at the Races and a picture with jockey great, Paco Lopez in the winner's circle. And finally, my car finally dies. Just shuts off in the middle of Tenth Avenue. YIPES! But, great podcast fodder so. . . you're welcome.

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Greetings from Asbury Park

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 10:00:50 GMT

It's the Season 4 premiere of Juskow in the City and welcome back everyone. Today on the podcast, a day at the races and two concerts; also a trip to Roosevelt Island, my new awful classrooms on campus and the incredible Chinese food lunch I can't stop looking at pictures of. It's also my first time at the legendary Springsteen house of worship, The Stone Pony in Asbury Park, NJ.

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The Blue Note/Comedy Cellar One Two Punch

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 10:00:23 GMT

My Birthday show at the Comedy Cellar at 6:00 pm on a Tuesday night was a sold out classic of epic proportions. The energy was incredible, the lineup was stellar and the "this is your life" Juskow crowd was the greatest way I've celebrated a birthday in a long time. The night before opening for Quest Love across the street at the Blue Note was hilarious and all in all - an amazing way to end our season finale of Juskow in the City.

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The "Get Your Shinebox" Scenario

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 10:00:03 GMT

Today on the podcast I take on another aggressive Taxi Driver and save a girl from a touchy troublemaker at the bar. Hmmm, that's very much like the actual movie, "Taxi Driver". How do you like that? Juskow in the City "Man's Up" in this birthday episode. Ironically, I run into a woman who saw me play a Taxi Driver in a play in college and although my one line, "Excuse me did somebody order a cab" received an applause break, it did not leave me with a love of Taxi Drivers. Cause they blow.

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Billy Joel Madison Square Grueling

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 10:00:32 GMT

This week we head to Madison Square Garden once again to see Billy Joel's final residency show, which was pretty disappointing (and that's a polite word for what I wanted to use). Also, shouting the name "Kevin" ala "Home Alone" to the guy named Kevin at Lowes because he was pissing me off was hilarious (you know, for me). And being disappointed again on Saturday for not getting to see two 80's rockers in Sammy Hagar and then, get ready, John Cafferty? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who cares about the latter. But. . . .

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My Son's Damn Peanut Allergy

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 10:00:16 GMT

This week I go to ANOTHER graduation party in Jersey with AGAIN no Beer! What is happening!?? And, when I responded to the invitation I told them my son has a peanut allergy so they saved a seat for my son and made sure there were no peanuts in anything. I don't have a son so. . . awkward! Also, another parmesan cheese incident, singing "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton and my friend Vincent, bringing the goods again and getting high with Graham Nash.

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Juskow at Tiffany's

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 10:00:28 GMT

This week our hero goes into the famous Tiffany's in New York City to purchase two graduation gifts and finds more than he bargained for. And, although that sounds intriguing when written like a movie tagline, it, of course, just means everything was much more expensive then I bargained for. Duh. BUT, it's an experience at Tiffany's, which is only what a podcast called, Juskow in the City can bring you. On the flip side of that, a graduation BBQ with no beer!!! Worst party EVER!

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Sex With You is Really a Kafkaesque Experience

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 10:00:19 GMT

. . . As the late Shelly Duval says in the legendary "Annie Hall". In which, of course, the only response would be, "thank you". That and talking about the movies, "Home Alone" today and how it was just a little film that could AND the brand new Netflix movie, "Beverly Hills Cop 4", which, spoiler alert, is Awesome! I guess I didn't do much this week except watch movies. 😂

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Law Camp

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 10:00:38 GMT

This week on the podcast it's partying with the young kids a old man Juskow downs multiple jello shots and outdrinks everyone at the party. Proper Hydration works like a charm. Also reviews of the new Broadway play with Holland Taylor called N/A and the Netflix movie, A Family Affair with Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman. And finally, my friend's legendary 14 year old kid, goes to Law Camp for five weeks. I know it sounds like a joke - but it's not! This kid is nutty man - but in a good way. 😄

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The Magical 24 Hour Manhattan Fix a Flat

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 10:00:07 GMT

Today we travel to the legendary Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan, USA to find a little hidden gem, open 24 hours that fixes your flat or gives you a new tire under 5 minutes. I don't understand it, I'm not questioning it, and still can't believe it exists. It's not even a garage. It's impossible to explain, but I try today on the podcast. I also end up going to disgusting Brighton Beach, Brooklyn. You can let anyone tell you what they want, but it's stupid there - BUT, it is a free Atlantic ocean beach. Also the incident at another dump beach in Belmar, NJ where I started a slam dancing competition that ended in chaos. You're just not going to get another podcast like this, you just won't!!! 😎

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The Cabin in the Woods

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 10:00:09 GMT

On this week's episode we Juskow in the City, becomes Juskow in the Country. A place with no cell service and a possible recreation of the Manson ranch scene from "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". Also, another trip to Philadelphia with comedian Mark Normand and the new city I find I really don't like but keep having to return to. Get ready -- it's Juskow in the City - SUMMER EDITION! (which is the same as the other editions but. . .) Hoo waa!!

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The Protestors from Hell

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 10:00:10 GMT

Comedian Judy Gold put together a day to tour the October 7th exhibit on Wall Street for some of the comics last Monday, including me and Dave Attell. Of course Judy also yelled at some of the people there that run comedy clubs because she wasn't getting booked and, well, that was pretty hilarious BUT that's what comics do - as you'll here today on the podcast. Also, having dinner with Tom Papa and going to an immersive experience of the guy who invented electronic music. Getting high was a requirement.

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Ben Platt to the Rescue

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 10:00:42 GMT

Today we go old school USA and cross the Delaware once again to go the small little town of Bucks County PA. This little town has been around since the 70's and when I say 70's I mean the 1970's because I'm there to see Richard Kline from Three's Company and Marilu Henner from Taxi so . . . hey ooooo! Then it's back to Brooklyn for a CNN Correspondent party, to Queens for a spell at the Speak Easy and back to Manhattan to see Ben Platt live at the Palace because remember kids -- when you "die at the palace, you really die at the palace" - as Mel Brooks says in History of the World, Part 1.

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The Rolling Stones/Who Weekend

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 10:00:57 GMT

Seeing The Rolling Stones for the first time was quite the thrill but getting to MetLife Stadium to see them called for an appearance by everyone's favorite character, Juskadan. And clearly all the people that kept yelling out my name at the concert means Juskadan is truly a fan favorite. And to continue legendary bands from the 60's Saturday night was "Tommy" on Broadway. Also, some touristy stuff for the tourists that were in town to visit so Juskow in the City can keep its namesake and then of course does Juskow in the City exclusively mean New York City? It doesn't have to as I make an appearance in the city of brotherly love and, run the Rocky steps - of course. Join the bonus show on Patreon to see it for yourself. 😂

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David Sanborn Was Cool

Tue, 21 May 2024 10:00:02 GMT

The Nightfly is back to do a tiny tribute to the great David Sanborn and some of his influence, especially his work with the great Dave Grusin, Sting, David Bowie and David Juskow (I added my name in to make another David reference - I should see if he worked with Dave Grohl -- although I do have a clip of him on David Letterman - SO. . . we're good). Also, another, if you can believe it, anchovy incident - I mean, it's impossible, right? AND, sending my backpack home in luxury turned out to be a major financial mix-up and toting around turned out to be a pain being in such a small place as well (but it's all hilarious)

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West Virginia, Mountain Mama

Tue, 14 May 2024 10:00:29 GMT

Juskow in the City is thinking of moving to the State of West Virginia - I mean, probably not but did you know it's only 4½ hours away from NYC? I didn't know that. Also, I have dinner with showrunner of One Day at a Time on Netflix, Mike Royce who confesses he told Dave Attell to give up comedy in 1988. You know, cause it just wasn't for him. 😅 And, the Roast of Tom Brady and the new 24/7 channel - all Charles in Charge, all the time. What a show!

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The Anchovies Postulate

Tue, 07 May 2024 10:00:09 GMT

This week we go to the legendary 54 Below Cabaret room (a possible crummy snobatorium) where me AND my friend Chris got into a fight with the waiter over anchovies. So already it's a great podcast. You know you love my restaurant fight stories. 😂 The last day of class was an extremely memorable one as we all said goodbye and received some extraordinary emails from the kids. Also, I bought 126 pieces of chalk for the girl next door to make her sidewalk art - you know how I like to contribute to the arts (in the cheapest way possible) AND a trip to the awesome speakeasy in Jackson Heights where I try my first Mint Julep just in time for the Kentucky Derby.

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The Seder, The Taxi & The Convenience Store

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 10:00:20 GMT

On this week's episode we are reminded how Taxis in New York City need to go (but not the television series), why the CBS Network needs to go (and all their series) and how the only saving grace this week was the joy of looking at a nice clean convenience store out the window of a sad bar in New Jersey (cause they're gross in New York City). Also, going to see Book of Mormon on Broadway again; getting into a fight with a lady with a walker working at a clothing store; a crazy ex stating she was in jail (again) AND the kid in my class who never heard of Steve Martin. Old Man Juskow is incensed this week.

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Professor Juskow's 1982 in Film

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:00:01 GMT

Today being Passover Professor Juskow takes a lesson plan page out of my class and we discuss films released in 1982. Although I think I forgot 1981 hilariously (we'll get back to it) there certainly is a treasure trove to discuss. We'll discuss the hilarious Morgan Fairchild vehicle, The Seduction; the awful sequel to Grease, Grease 2 and the classics, or at least the Juskow classics, Al Pacino in Author, Author and the Mel Brooks inspired, My Favorite Year. Fun, fun, fun.

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Dead Outlaw

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 10:00:29 GMT

This week we go down to the West Village to see David Yazbek's new musical, "Dead Outlaw", which is terrific. We also run into my old managing partner from the firm at the play where I have become the Voldemort of the place (as in he who must not be named) - so EPIC. Also, as I go to see my friends Julian and Paul play piano also in the West Village and Julian doesn't finish his songs - it incenses me - so obviously - that's always a good podcast. And top it off with my lectures on the films of 1988 and 89, which include the greats, Sex, Lies & Videotape and Crimes & Misdemeanors. Interesting -- 2 films that have ampersands in them. That was a big thing in 1989.

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The Dueling Hamlet Riots of 1849

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 10:00:51 GMT

That's right. One hundred years or so ago there were riots right here in River City (downtown Manhattan) over who's theatre had the better production of Hamlet. I only bring it up because it's my new course lecture and well -- it's incredibly hilarious and may make you feel a little better about the world today because nothing seems to change so. . . . -- Also this week, Artist Drew Friedman documentary; Gilbert Gottfried's daughter inventing the waffle sandwich; the Comedy Cellar Holiday Party (yes in April) 🤷‍♀️ and my mother's introduction roast of me before my lecture. I promise you, you will not find a stranger podcast then this anywhere else. Yay!

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The All the Presidents Parking Predicament

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 10:00:03 GMT

Three Presidents past and present came into town this week and I know the first thing you thought of was "how would this affect Dave Juskow of Juskow in the City?" - and I appreciate that. Well, it was a nightmare, as usual. I thought they all hated New York City (except for Clinton), why do they bother me? Anyhoo, that, our friend Marcie coming to town; the Nickelodeon documentary and that poor Drake Bell and, again, "how does this affect Dave Juskow"; comedian Todd Barry's birthday party and how "Don't You Forget About Me" came to be sung by the band "Simple Minds". All this and more on an all new Juskow in the City.

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The Sure Thing

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 10:00:21 GMT

On today's episode I lecture to my class on the importance of friendship and relationships. I'm worried about this generation of kids not having personal contacts and too much AI. I know it sounds silly but I've been seeing things with newer comics and my students that are worrying signs about the Earth's future. I know, right? But don't worry -- we're also talking about the Rob Reiner movie, "The Sure Thing", which I showed in class this week and according to the kids - it completely holds up so that's promising. Then of course, more cheese trouble at the Isle of Capri, intestinal trouble at Bloomingdales and a great night with college buddies. Well that's a well rounded episode I'd say. 😅

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Aaron Rodgers for Vice President

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 10:00:56 GMT

On this week's episode we travel to Connecticut from the City which is a horrible task to have dinner with the great Paul Shaffer only to find out we're not having dinner with the great Paul Shaffer (Spoiler Alert); also another awful dinner at Morso which is just so classic that I keep showing up there; a visit to the Geek Squad trying to sell the classic coverage bogus plan; yes, you heard right Aaron Rodgers possible run on one of those other Kennedy idiots tickets and the new Comedy Central show in England that had me extremely confused (and you will be too). It's an all new Juskow in the City.

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SPRING BREAK!! 2 - Their First Assignment

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 10:00:29 GMT

It's Spring Break again and it's once again time to Paaaarrrty! And, if you're like me that means a nice 6:00 pm reservation at a restaurant and then off to bed with you. But seriously folks. . . Went to dinner 3 times this week and nothing really horrible happened (darn). We did, however, get to burn that restaurant from last week as Evan called the owner and really let him have it. But, I should've just showed a movie this week in class - even my nephew fell asleep during my lecture. "I'm serious people, this is my job." AND, the newspaper search; beer flights and how stupid you are if you live in Queens. Yep, I went there. 😛

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The Scathing Book Club Review

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 11:00:55 GMT

This week the director of Clueless & Fast Times at Ridgemont High comes to class to regale us with her incredible stories of how Clueless got made and how a woman in 1982 was able to direct a motion picture; AND, how the book club I joined and left pulled a "Blue Man Group" on me (you'll get it); also, scathing articles on my favorite restaurant, Jimbo's and our favorite TV Show, Big John, Little John. Oh, and of course -- a new restaurant issue. HELLO!! I would say all in all - THIS is the podcast that describes everything about Juskow in the City.

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The Tootsie Roll Bowl at the Carlyle Hotel

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 11:00:23 GMT

The Carlyle hotel in New York City is a fancy hotel alright -- they have the fruit flavored tootsie rolls at the front desk and let me tell you something -- that's usually only Halloween candy - so that's real class. Also, this week, since I've become a professor, I've started giving notes on friends Stand-Up specials - even when they don't ask. Cause that's hilarious. My nephew tries to pull an AI scam on his paper; I go to the campus diner - which by the way is open till 1am. Manhattan, take a memo; and the awful steak dinner in Jersey.

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The Only American to see "Coup de Chance"

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 11:00:58 GMT

As no one in this great nation of ours has the GUTS to release it, I had to take matters into my own hands to see the new Woody Allen movie. Also this week, the continuing pain in the ass literally and figuratively that comes from getting into a car accident that is not your fault; all the women of a certain age that asked me to dance on, ironically, Lincoln's birthday. 😜

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Days of Wine & Roses the Musical

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 11:00:37 GMT

Yes, this week I went to see the Broadway musical, Days of Wine & Roses, which leads to the question, why make a musical on Days of Wine & Roses. BUT, I do enjoy complaining so - I like to see everything and it's hard for anything to live up to Back to the Future at this point so. . . Also, this week - a funeral for one of the comedy club owners in town; a classic Russian meal at an authentic Russian restaurant with a run in with the late Brenda Vaccaro (she's not actually dead, who knew?); and another dinner with Dave Attell. Fortunately, we're good until August now. 😅

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The Big Crash

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 11:00:24 GMT

I got into a fun car accident this week with a crazy guy who didn't want to exchange insurance or involve the police. He said he could fix my car and to prove it he showed me his Home Depot card. WTF!!! Anyway, more on that later -- also the unbelievable Weehawken show at the Elks club and the Weehawken Rockin' Ferry Terminal - again, WTF!!! And, the big Paul Loren show at the restaurant where my guests got into a lovely Israel/Hamas fight. WTF!!! Why didn't I call this podcast, WTF!?

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David Juskow and the Case of the Missing Pants

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 11:00:14 GMT

On today's episode - I have a run in with an escaped mental patient on the loose and lose a pair of pants along the way. All in the same week? What a show! Also, how many questions can you answer on my first quiz of the year AND "Hot Dog, the Movie" from 1984 -- should be the worst movie ever made but in a first viewing the cinematography is incredible. What the. . . .

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Don't You Even Know Who My Father Is?

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 11:00:21 GMT

On today's episode of Juskow in the City, we head down to West 11th Street in the Greenwich Village twice this week for a restaurant that has been there since 1919 and I've never been to or heard of and yet I was there twice in five days. One of them was to celebrate the G.O.A.T.'s birthday, Dave Attell. Some annoying lady just sat down with us for the entire meal as Attell barraged her with insults she didn't seem to understand, which made the evening a legendary night. Also, first day of the new semester with lots more kids; my new thing of yelling at construction workers, that I feel seem suspicious when I've been drinking and discovering a new way to wear boats (lady's listen up) - you're welcome in advance. 😄

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The Not Enough Change Bangarang

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 11:00:50 GMT

There's nothing worse than horrible stand up comedy (ooops, I forgot about improv) -- well anyway, must we sit through the worst people in stand up to support a friend? That's what happened this week. Also, everyone's favorite, another waiter incident, in which this time instead of bringing back the billfold with change, they told us they ran out of change. WHAT!? And, on the way home from New Jersey run into a Palestinian protest. These people just don't take into consideration the little people who have just come back from an all you can eat rib joint. Oy.

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My Tap Dance Teacher's Final Routine

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 11:00:40 GMT

Happy New Year everyone and welcome back to an all new year of Juskow in the City and quality podcasting. You're welcome in advance. On this episode we discuss New Year's Eve, of course, at the Comedy Cellar; comedian Rachel Feinstein's Netflix taping; my 70's tap dance teacher's passing; how eating too much at the movies led to a tummy ache like a 6 year old and dinner at the Mayor's house. We also discuss the movies: Wonka, Saturn 3, The Rewrite, The Family Plan and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It's great to be back!

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Saturdays at 7:00 in 1987

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 11:00:58 GMT

Happy New Year everyone. On this "interim" Juskow in the City we take a look back at 80's syndicated television where every single writer and producer was high as a kite. Clearly. I'll be teaching this this semester at the university so here's a little preview. 😀

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The Wizard of Snooze

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 11:00:22 GMT

In the big year end finale of Juskow in the City, once again we travel to NJ to see my sister play Tree No. 1 in the worst production of the Wizard of Oz since my niece performed it in Junior High. Plus, having to drive through an unforgiving rain storm to get there. Also, my brother-in-law makes experimental Latkes, filming a model's movie, my cleaning lady making fun of too many quizzes I'm giving my students as a professor, eating subs on the turnpike and a new gas cap. I would say that's no way to end a season BUT, this is Juskow in the City and everything mundane is exciting in Juskow land. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE and thanks for listening!!!

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The Pufnstuf Time Suck

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 11:00:28 GMT

Happy Holidays all. On today's episode we once again travel to the Isle of Capri where that one waiter now won't give me any cheese OR wine; I waste an entire day making the stupidest calendar of all time; we head down to the West Village AND the East Village where every restaurant is not made for people over 6 feet or anyone carrying a book bag; and, most of all, the most disastrous thing happens to our hero that he hates the most. Do you know what it is? Find out on today's penultimate 2023 episode of Juskow in the City.

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The Fail Mary

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 11:00:36 GMT

Greetings all and happy holidays. On this week's episode we travel to the South Street Seaport for some high flying balloon adventures, then through Staten Island and finally to the mall at 6:00 AM to get those phony Black Friday deals. Also, a review of No Hard Feelings and Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. AND, finally, as usual the New York Jets ruin Thanksgiving and a subscription to the Asbury Park Press that continues to send me last week's newspaper. Plenty to complain about an an all new Juskow in the City adventure.

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Professor Juskow's 1980 in Film

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 11:00:29 GMT

Today on the podcast Professor Juskow takes a lesson plan page out of my class and we discuss most of the horrid films released in 1980. It's basically to prove my point that most 80's films are awful, besides the Star Wars and a handful that made it out of there. And, of course, don't get me wrong, I love most of them - we all do - but they mostly don't stand the test of time. So for every, Coal Miner's Daughter or Airplane! there is a Jerry Lewis' Hardly Working or The Nude Bomb or even better, the Gong Show Movie. LOVE THIS!

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Gutenberg the Musical

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 11:00:22 GMT

Hello hello my podcast friends. Today on Juskow in the City our seats were worth $1,700 to see Gutenberg the Musical with the great Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells. Was it worth that kind of price? Is anything? Back to the Future came close. Also, the big show at the Public Library (which looking at that statement in print is hilarious) and seeing a screening of the new documentary short with Sarah Silverman she executive produced. From Grand Central, to Times Square to the East Village - Juskow's all over this City this week.

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The Whole Pie Eaters Club

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 11:00:31 GMT

Hello all. Welp, I finally did it. I did the Pete and Elda's restaurant down the Jersey Shore XXLarge Pizza Pie eating challenge. I have been waiting 15 years to do it and Thursday was the big day. Can you eat an XXLarge Pie within 30 minutes? If you do you get $1,000,000 (or a free t-shirt, I can't remember which one is the actual prize). Did I finish? Also, the Roast Master General and his new one man show. Would I get over what he did to me at the Comedy Cellar on August 14th? All this and so much other nonsense on an all new Juskow in the City. So much eating this week. But you gotta keep in practice, right? You keep telling yourself that.

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Everybody Tells Me I'm Funny

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 11:00:44 GMT

Hello all and on today's podcast, another jaunt into the East Village for me my friend Lara, and for some reason -- her mom. Going to see our great friend Colin Smith perform with his band. I've become one of those big East Village local band kids all of the sudden. I knew I'd become that before I'm 60. We did it!! Also, my neighbor coming over and telling me for 2 hours how everyone says she's funny, all while I'm in the shower. Also the big music cast for the Billy Joel letter "X" coming up this holiday season. More on that of course on the Billy Joel A to Z Podcast. So join me for a great hour of fun and laughs because everyone says I'm funny, 😜

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The Terrors on 46th Street

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 10:00:47 GMT

Today in another trials and tribulations of living in NYC podcast, we travel by train to the pinball bar in queens where I get charged for a pineapple juice for the owner's daughter (OMG - I'm still pissed seeing this in print); and a journey down 46th street river to river and the perils along the way. A true 2023 adventure on what 46th Street has become in Manhattan. Happy Halloween!!! 🎃

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We Don't Serve Your Kind -- Of Beer Here

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 10:00:10 GMT

Hello. This week on Juskow in the City I say NO to a Haunted House in the West Village and YES to a Halloween show in the East Village. The owner of a bar screams at me to dare ask for a Jack Daniels or Budweiser at her bar but then she is found to be drinking it at another. Fun times with Starburns from Community and Louis C.K., the last class of the semester AND another Italian restaurant -- will they give grated cheese or not? OMG - you better listen to find out. 😂

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Borat, Bono & Baristas

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 10:00:21 GMT

Hello all and back from the City of Lights I am. Was it an extraordinary time? Not really, BUT I did get to spend some quality time with Sasha Baron Cohen and Dan Stevens and the legendary Doug Stanhope (not in that order) 😅. And even though I was in L.A. the complaining about restaurants and coffee shops never ends as I actually went into a Pete's Coffee and, get ready, they ran out of coffee. It's as if they do it on purpose when I come to town. Nevertheless, it always makes for a good podcast so keep those letters and emails coming to these places when you know I'm a comin'. Oh and in this episode -- I finally get an Octoberfest beer. Hallelujah!

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2023 Fall Preview

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 10:00:48 GMT

Let's take a look at this year's television Fall Preview. Our favorite thing -- or at least it used to be when there was greatness. No wonder I haven't wanted to renew Netflix. Also, let's talk a little bit about why Saturday Morning Cartoons were absolutely awful (but also awesome). Mostly cause there was nothing else. 😅

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Midnight in Manhattan

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 10:00:31 GMT

Today on the podcast, it is a big night at the snobatorium called The National Arts Center - where they filmed the Woody Allen movie, Manhattan Murder Mystery. That turned into another appearance by everyone's favorite character, Juskadan - who goes with the flow when 2 guys drive up and say, "get in" - ironically, just like another Woody Allen film, Midnight in Paris, which I was teaching this week. Listen how it all comes together on Juskow in the City. A true living in the big city episode. 😉

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Raised on the Radio

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 10:00:52 GMT

Well hello there. Interestingly this week I was talking about how I still listen to the radio, which is pretty much just finally going out of business. Then as I was actually cleaning my car, for the first time in almost 7 years, I was thinking of Judge Reinhold cleaning his car in Fast Times at Ridgemont High while they were playing the song, "Raised on the Radio" and I was like, well how do you like that connection -- and Thus the title for this week. And speaking of my car, my rear view mirror fell off -- again and I put on a new pair of racing stripes on my now Greased Lightning Mini-Van. I RULE! 😅

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The New York Jets Hate Broadway (and Us)

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 10:00:29 GMT

This week another September 11th tragedy. The end of Aaron Rogers. After so much hype, hoopla and fun - especially on this podcast - it all came down to a crashing end and all is lost -- And that's not just for New York Jets fans but everyone who was so pumped up to watch this new tv star and New Yorker do his thing. Sigh. Oh well -- my sister and niece talk me through it today on a Rosh Hashana year 5784 special podcast. Also, the tailgate I was grateful to miss and a $12 philly cheesesteak sandwich from a cart. Are you kiddin'?

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The New York Jets Love Broadway

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 10:00:46 GMT

Well this is the week -- will the New York Jets be the fun loving group they appear to be on HBO this year? It all depends on if they win, otherwise, their fun of going to Broadway shows, discovering Leslie Nielsen and loving Goldmember will all be for naught. BUT, for now. . . I went to see Kimberly Akimbo on Broadway this week. Although I'm sure you've never heard of it, it somehow won best musical this year -- wait until you hear the premise. Also, turns out the writer who wrote the best Star Trek episode of all time is on a TV Series with the host of the Juskow in the City Podcast. And, what leads me and comedian Dan Naturman to hang out in a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot on a saturday night without a girl in site -- by choice dude, conscious choice.

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Back to the Future on Broadway

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 10:00:12 GMT

Our Season Premiere and we're talking all Back to the Future today after seeing the unbelievable Broadway Show AND beginning my Back to the Future/Time Travel class at the University. Perfect timing. I love it when a plan comes together. Also, a lovely chinese dinner with the Roast Master General, speaking with the writer of Back to the Future, Bob Gale AND a possible departure for a period of time from the Comedy Cellar. Ooooo, sounds intriguing. Welcome back everybody! 🙀

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The City Streets Birthday

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 10:00:40 GMT

This birthday I seemed to spend most of it leaning on people's cars on the city streets tellin' people to get lost. I wish I was kidding but I'm not. How old am I? Also this week, the big birthday show at the Comedy Cellar, which went perfect, until . . .; 4 long nights out which took its toll and most importantly the New York Jets teaching their players how important Leslie Nielsen is. Well -- I'm Sold!!!

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Juskow in the $ity

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 10:00:33 GMT

Well hello there all. On this week's episode I head on another of a series of dates that's more confusing then the next and yet, even though my favorite thing to complain about happened (reaching for the check of course) - there is one of the greatest back stories of all time that's included. So stay tuned. Also, the shoe rack and Warriors movie disasters and most importantly, taking a girl to McSorley's where the just started letting the ladies in - well yes in 1970 but, as you all know, that's like yesterday for me. 😉

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The Cannoli Disaster of 2023

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 10:00:51 GMT

Hi Everyone. It's almost my birthday and the angst and depression is starting to creep in. Mostly just because, you want to plan a perfect day -- so what's involved? We start with a celebration dinner this week which was far from fun; then a trip to the Yogi Berra Museum, which is ironically on the campus where I teach. And of course more restaurant stories where I'm angry at the waiter -- I mean -- that's what this podcast is all about, which is when we ask the same question asked by 007 -- "who would want to kill me?" Jealous husbands, annoyed waiters, the list is endless. 😅

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The Stand Up Sit Down

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 10:00:51 GMT

Happy August. Today on the podcast it's the Comedy Cellar Sit Down as I was asked to report to "the principal's office" by the owner, manager and comedy booker. Did it end well? Find out by listening to today's episode. Exciting! Also, the Barbie movie and how it helped with a tense situation at the next door coffee shop. And, finally -- what is the protocol for a friend's birthday? Are we all supposed to pay for their girlfriend/boyfriend too? Let's discuss.

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The Gentleman of Wham!

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:00:08 GMT

Heading out of the City this week to perform with Rachel Feinstein at Uncle Vinnie's down the Jersey Shore provided lots of action for the podcast. You know, like the fact that I can get something to eat after midnight BUT you can't do that in NYC anymore. COME ON! The gentleman that turns out to be Andrew Ridgley from WHAM! after the documentary you should see. And the MC who did my opening joke on stage just before I went on. Uh Oh. Doesn't he know I only have 5 minutes of material. Some comedy/drama this week on Juskow "outside" the City.

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Huck Finn Sails into NYC

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 10:00:38 GMT

Hi all. Living in NYC isn't that great when it comes to food shopping and Trader Joe's is no exception, or as I like to refer to it as Douche Central. A humidity dehydration splitting headache; the 1988 film Crossing Delancey & a tribute to the villian in the Rodney Dangerfield classic, Back to School, in which I realize, I need to remake. Except I realize in 2023 my character would be cancelled after ending up in the the girls sorority shower by mistake. But for the first 10 minutes before that. . . . HIGHlarity.

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The Girl Who Never Heard of Intermission

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 10:00:38 GMT

Karl Lagerfeld, Funny Girl and an accidental date with a 24 year old boy. One week off and I'm now gay. Hello all and nice to be back after a 4th of July absence. In this extended episode, we review the Broadway shows, Funny Girl & Life of Pi and the hilarious things that happened behind the scenes. ALSO, my new commercial with comedian Mark Normand; the Montclair mix-up where I was set up on a blind date with a 24 year old boy - what the. . . ; the dinner party with a major douche; the evening with the Cars cover band - of course titled "My Best Friend's Girl"; Another fountain soda mix-up AND Juskow in the City at the MET at the Karl Lagerfeld exhibit. If that doesn't make up the podcast name, then I got nothing.

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The Debit Card DeVirginization

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 10:00:30 GMT

You ever get a new debit card and can't decide where to break it in? I'm still deciding -- three weeks later. I've lost it. Also, walking with a group of strangers and talking to them and they never ask who I am; the magical mystery high school graduation bus tour in jersey; the legendary spring break episode of The Facts of Life; and, as usual, the restaurants that continue to close early to keep this quality podcasting anger on Juskow in the City 😉

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The Octopussy Reconstitution

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 10:00:34 GMT

This week I finally bond with the bartender that was making me not want to go into my favorite bar anymore all thanks to my new Octopussy watch. Hmmm. Those two words are even funny in print. Classic. Also, spending all day at the track and dinner with the Mayor of Red Bank, NJ; A big date at the place they notoriously won't give me parmesan cheese; and as usual - a restaurant that we get kicked out of after an 8:30 reservation. Juskow in the CITY is getting angry at the CITY! But -- that's always hilarious. 😁

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The Big Apple Sees Red

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 10:00:38 GMT

This week NYC turns into the red planet when the Canadian fires spread all the way down to the Big Apple and -- yay -- we get to wear masks again. Oy. Also, the owner of the NYC Improv's memorial and the near death guest speakers; the crazy waiter at the piano bar restaurant Mimi's and lots of other super fun stuff that only everyone's favorite podcast can provide. You're welcome.

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Take My Wallet, Please

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 10:00:00 GMT

On this week's episode we head over the Hudson river to start our new comedy show series in beautiful downtown Rutherford, NJ. I've really made it! Also, my remembrance of the classic Different Strokes episode where Mr. Drummond made me afraid of Harlem. And while we're on the subject, Tom Hanks and Penny Marshal meet on an episode of Bosom Buddies and begin an incredibly successful pairing; AND, most importantly, the origin of Juskadan from the original Mikeadan. When you listen, you'll get it. 😁

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Ghosted

Tue, 30 May 2023 10:00:48 GMT

Happy Summer everyone. Today on the podcast I plan to have my son drive me up to the bank in my limo and have the manager open the bank for me. You know like in the movie, Catch Me if you Can. AND, since NO ONE knows the reference I'm making -- well that just makes this episode even better, doesn't it? Yes, opening a new bank account and combining, Mary Poppins, Catch Me if You Can and Spider-Man 2 means you've hit pay dirt on Juskow in the City because only this podcast can bring you that nuttiness. And if that wasn't enough, the beautiful Ana de Armas being blurred by the Arabs in her new movie Ghosted. WTF. It'll all make sense soon.

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No But Your Face Is

Tue, 23 May 2023 10:00:33 GMT

This week's episode of Juskow in the City brings us back to the Comedy Cellar in the West Village as Make Them Laugh is a big success (thank god). Also, a new job at Newark Airport may be the funniest thing ever; a nice place to throw up by the Queensboro Bridge; finally a pretty person at the coffee shop and my Optometrist tells me no matter what my prescription is, I'll never see clearly again. That's one evil Optometrist.

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Some Fantastic Place

Tue, 16 May 2023 10:00:57 GMT

On today's episode - I order sushi from my usual place, unfortunately I find out the next day my usual place has been closed -- so where did it come from? Also, a new idea to get my students to make a pilot for me as one of their assignments - brilliant. And, my doorman thinking I am one smooth dude when it turns out I had ulterior motives for talking to the hot girl in the building. You'll see. Tragedy, comedy, history and music are all represented on this week's Juskow in the City.

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Coney Island Welcomes Juskadan

Tue, 09 May 2023 10:00:34 GMT

On this week's episode of Juskow in the City, Juskadan makes a last minute appearance in Coney Island BUT, can he stay in character whilst his driver tries his patience? Also, an awful production of OLIVER! at City Center; bad bartending; restaurants closing early in NYC; the new Tetris movie and trying to take the perfect photo with a hero sandwich from the movie Casino. A classic episode.

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The Sugar Strain

Tue, 02 May 2023 10:00:28 GMT

On today's podcast how to keep a proper British home (in 1910). Also, what is this new strain of weed that makes you crave sugar in its purist form (in 2023). And, what's up with the Broadway musical of Sarah Silverman's play "The Bedwetter" being stuck (in 1983). Oh yeah, and going to your favorite director's house to talk about the holocaust. And most importantly, what's a Snowboken? All this and more on today's episode of Juskow in the City 😎

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The Philadelphia Story

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 10:00:28 GMT

Juskow in the City takes on a new city this week in Philadelphia. I've always been a proponent that Philadelphia is kinda gross and nothing changed my mind about it. Whatever. Also - the improv group I went to see ("name a person and a time" - "Bill Cosby - 9/11! Go!"); Dinner with Todd Barry and Sarah Silverman and driving past the house I'm always seeing in my dreams. Creepy. A nutty podcast from a person whose happy place is a bench outside a jiffy lube. I've officially lost it.

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Are You There God, At the Judy Blume Rest Area?

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 10:00:13 GMT

You thought the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area on the Garden State Parkway was something, well get ready for the Judy Blume one -- WTF! Also, a trip to see Sarah Silverman in Red Bank, NJ and the others involved; Dave Attell conducting an orchestra; a trip to the eye doctor and a prescription for women's glasses; and the Comedy Cellar Christmas Party - all neatly packed into one podcast. You're welcome in advance. 😅

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Psychological Pressure

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 10:00:42 GMT

Like Bobby Riggs says in the Classic Odd Couple episode - no tricks, just psychological pressure. I'm trying to get the young kids involved in the podcast so I figure using Bobby Riggs is my way in. Anyhoo, this week: passover 2023; the high trip to Katz's deli (never good); the new weed shop in town and the seedy Chinese food and car wash place. That's hilarious -- you know -- like this episode. 😅

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The Nail Salon Renormalization

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:00:53 GMT

Can you EVEN imagine - a big star like me (and I guess you can include Sarah Silverman as somewhat of a star) getting the brush off at the local nail salon. Seriously, what is the world coming to. Well -- that was a thing. Also, the latest Billy Joel at MSG concert and the 72 ounces of beer I drank and can someone tell me how I got home. And finally, I can't believe a waitress didn't tell me I was ordering too much after ordering too much. This podcast is hilarious.

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The Whole Store Has the Flu

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 10:00:21 GMT

Recording this week with a lovely eye infection and the pharmacy with my cure is closed for a meal break. What the. . . I live in New York City, Not Alabama!!! Another in my new series of restaurant issues - I'm not sure what's happening; One wrong turn and one missed exit causes an extra hour of traffic and heartache; and, of course, my yearly jaunt to Staten Island to work as an accountant for the mob and on ladies night no less (with no ladies). Another fine episode of Juskow in the City where our hero doesn't want to live in the City this week. Ugh!

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No Cheese For You

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:04 GMT

Well hi there. This week's episode my sister and niece (not the one with the lifetime ban) join me as I have to attend the amazing middle school production of Peter Pan - oh sorry -- I dozed off as I wrote that - Anyhoo -- this week - the kid in Chicago who's been ripping off my Abe Vigoda imitation; the waiter at the restaurant who refused to give me any grated cheese for my chicken parm; AND, the final Clueless class. Awwwe. 🤔

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They've Run Out of Films

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 10:00:26 GMT

The Oscar's blow. I've seen many of the films and they've clearly run out of stuff to nominate. It may be better to go back to 5 Best Picture nominations. This is in the sense that I just don't see The Banshees of Inisherin up there with The Godfather. Know what I'm sayin? Eh -- whatever.

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SPRING BREAK!!

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 11:00:07 GMT

Yeah SPRING BREAK!!! Now that I'm in college again - it's SPRING BREAK!! And I'm going nuts. I may watch a movie and I think I went to the grocery store so. . . oh it's a scene man. Also in this episode, more waiters calling me fat; and speaking of the movie The Whale is awful; Tar is great and The Quiet Girl stinks. The Oscar reviews are piling in. Also, the premiere of a Juskow Classic comedy bit that, in it's day. . . well -- whatever. An epic podcast episode.

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OMG! I Love Josh

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 11:00:56 GMT

Well hello all. On this episode Ant-Man zooms into the Clueless class and the kids are all a buzz; another crummy snobatorium story on a supposed classy place here in the West Village; AND the unfortunate death of ANOTHER living legend in Stand-Up Comedy as Rick Newman (the owner of Catch a Rising Star) and Belzer leave us. Sigh.

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The Final "Family Style" Insurrection

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:00:59 GMT

You HAVE to be kidding me that for the third week - IN A ROW - there was another "Family Style" situation. And yet -- isn't that why we love the podcast. You're welcome in advance. It's not easy putting myself in situations that come out this hilarious you know. It's alot of work. But totally worth it. ALSO, Judd Apatow's reaction to my professorship; a girl calling on Super Bowl Sunday to talk about feelings; and my friend rescinding her offer to take me a Broadway Show.

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The Chicken Parm Paradox

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:00:16 GMT

Well if you listened to last week's episode where the New Jersey waitress clearly didn't know what "Family Style" meant, the exact opposite happened at a Times Square "Family Style" place with me, Russ Meneve and Dave Attell. And the most important thing this time -- was to make the waiter look foolish. And if it takes making ourselves sick to do it -- then so be it!!

Also, my class didn't like Notting Hill, which is sadly making me rethink one of my favorite movies; and a classic episode of The Facts of Life where Tootie almost becomes a prostitute. Boy they really knew how to write 'em back then. Also, a leftover bottle of wine and what's the protocol and a whole bunch more. You'll love it!!

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Do You Even Know What "Family Style" Means?

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 11:00:49 GMT

So we go to a "Goodfellas" like restaurant in Jersey this week and the waitress tells us everything is "Family Style" (we all know what that means) but then tells us we didn't order enough food with three dishes for three of us, which should be meant for 6 people. Which, of course, is why the title says - do you even know what "Family Style" means? I think she thought it means it all comes out at the same time -- which it didn't. This place thinks they're so great. They never met Juskow in the City before. The most influential podcaster (if you consider talking to 10 people as influential) of all time.

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Well. . .Someone Has to Follow Gaffigan

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 11:00:59 GMT

Because this podcast is on the cutting edge - we talk about the 1973 movie, Serpico. I just saw it for the first time and there are many similarities to the Godfather, which I am more than happy to point out - now that I'm a college professor. And, the big comedy charity event where our old friend Jim Gaffigan came in as a surprise guest and I had to follow him. Oy. And - another classic tarot card reading, lots of drinking and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Who is this podcast made for? 😅

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I've Got My Screenplay

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 11:00:41 GMT

. . .said Mr. Stallone. Yes, in this week's episode we hear how Sylvester Stallone came up with Rocky. You might THINK you know, but you don't. It's awesome. Also, my first day of teaching the movie Clueless. Oh it's all coming together. Dave Attell's birthday dinner with all the comics and plenty more where that came from on another exciting episode of Juskow in the City. 😅

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The Man With One Wet Shoe

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 11:00:53 GMT

This week we make a complete circle around Lower Manhattan. The Bronx is up and the battery's down. It's a big week of eating and complaining. Everyone's favorite topics. But mostly, I don't have one pair of shoes that is waterproof and it seems to rain every Thursday when I travel. Is this some sort of elaborate gag on me? Hmmm. Also, the Six Million Dollar Man lunch box; Jeff Beck and Lisa Marie Presley and frosty mug beer.

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All Of My Cookbooks Are From the 60's

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 11:00:17 GMT

Hi everyone. This week's episode has us, once again, down in the West Village for New Years with some CNN Folks (Not Anderson Cooper) 😅; getting into trouble with Leslie Jones and trying to cook with new fangled ingredients I've never heard of -- you know -- cause all of my cookbooks are from the 60's. Panko? Whatever. Also, trying not to marry someone who your friends hate and the feud between Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Kate Walsh. Where are you going to find another show like this? Puhleasee!

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Last Dance at Caroline's

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:00:23 GMT

Merry New Year my friends. On this week's episode - 2 final performances at the legendary Caroline's before it closed on New Year's Eve 2022; the big rumble outside the eye brow store; AND - will Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio set me off the way the Tom Hanks version did? All that and more on the season premiere (Episode 403 - WOW) of Juskow in the City.

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The Karate Kiss

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:00:55 GMT

Today on the 2022 Season Finale - We travel to the Jersey Shore, bike over to Hell's Kitchen, then a stop in Jackson Heights, Queens and finally back out to Western New Jersey. Is it actually a Martini - without Vermouth? No it's not; another girl that beats me up then wants to fool around; hilarious Steven Spielberg stories that ruined me and the Chinese food restaurant that for some reason has live jazz. Happy Holiday's everyone!! ☺ Dave

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I Can't Help it if I'm Gorgeous

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:00:06 GMT

The one after the 400th will now and forever be a legendary Juskow in the City episode. There's one block in the West Village that seems to be a hot spot for our hero who continues to get assaulted by beautiful woman on it. It's impossible to explain here BUT, when you listen -- well -- you'll get it. Also, the deaths of Kirstie Alley and the legendary Caroline's Comedy Club on Broadway, which is a post Covid repercussion that continues to destroy my life and the City. What a show! 😉

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Juskow ITC & Family Guy Celebrate 400 (w/Alec Sulkin)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:00:32 GMT

400 EPISODES!!! 50 Episodes a year so -- whatever that equals in years. Hi everybody and welcome to the 400th Juskow in the City/The Nightfly/The Spread combined. Today we talk to our pal and showrunner for one of my favorite shows, "Family Guy", Alec Sulkin. He's the best and we have so much fun because Family Guy is also celebrating their 400th as well.

Then later, we do a few tributes to Irene Cara, Christine McVie and Thriller's 40th Anniversary. You can also see this show on video if you subscribe to my Patreon Page. You should do it just cause. . . 😉 HAPPY 400 EVERYBODY!! https://www.patreon.com/davejuskow

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Was That You in That Movie We Watched?

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:00:21 GMT

This week - Thanksgiving week -- We head outside the city to NJ to watch the New Jersey Devils tie a franchise record - but my guest is late so. . . grrrr. Then the call from the originator of Dr. Katz whose entire family conferenced called to see if it was actually me in the Amazon Prime Movie called, "Birds Eye View". Spoiler note -- it is and I play a cop. I mean. . .Comedy -- Platter. And finally, the sequel to Enchanted AND Wednesday Adams on Netflix. Let's Siskel and Ebert this stuff.

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Gallagher III

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 11:00:10 GMT

Hi there. On today's episode we travel from the Bronx to Tribeca as I go to Yankee Stadium in the Bronx to watch my alma matter play football and get so hammered I try to jump a turnstile and fall on my back. Then I get into a fight with some idiot from the other school in the subway. Exciting stuff. Sarah Silverman and I watch the new Lindsay Lohan Xmas movie and we talk about Gallagher, Bud Friedman and brilliant voice over actor Kevin Conroy, who all died this week.

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Cigarettes After Sex

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Well hello there. This week I am privy enough to witness a private recording session with the band Cigarettes After Sex and the heavenly singing voice of Greg Gonzalez. This guy's incredible. But, this is Juskow in the City and nothing is normal so. . . of course, there's the Larry from Three's Company hijacking, a hold on my car, no sports bars open on Monday for Monday Night Football and everything becoming out of control expensive (as we all know). Yipes. BUT, these are all the ingredients that make a quality Juskow in the City episode. Hope you like.

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Vote For No More Taxis

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 11:00:03 GMT

Or entitled: "Taxis can suck it!" Oh yeah. Taxis and their drivers are the absolute worst and we should all be grateful to Uber for running them out of town. More on that today on the podcast. Also a drunken evening with friends and family at the Devils game Friday night; the McRib is back on the farewell tour (uh oh); and the new coffee shop that charges $8.00 for a small latte. What is happening!!!??

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A Bottle of Red, A Bottle of $7 Instead

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 10:00:53 GMT

Hello all. On today's episode -- another scathing restaurant review -- no, just kidding, not scathing (I just like saying that) but a fun new restaurant in the West Village and wait until you hear about the wine situation and how my friend Vincent remedied it. Also, it may be time to find new folks to hang out with; my new classroom AND, my posters all over college campus (and this time, in the good way). 🤣

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The Real Housewives of Hoboken

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 10:00:22 GMT

Having a lovely dinner in Hoboken, NJ until the Real Housewives showed up. Well, not the "Real" Housewives - just some wannabes. I guess. At least that's the way their hair was done. And the daughter getting married with a child out of wedlock?! The horror. Also, the evil barber who cut my hair with a razor blade; the hilarious photo that pops up of me during a co-worker's speech about her heart condition. And, finally, Rhoda getting an award for something Jewish where you can get an early start on all of your Hanukkah needs, you know, like the Judah Maccabot 2.0. Oy.

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The Billionaire Boys

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 10:00:58 GMT

Well hello there. This week we solidify why we entitle the podcast, Juskow in the City. We travel from the West Village to the East Village, to midtown, Upper West Side and Central Perk where we meet that annoying Ross (well maybe not the last part). Saturday we hang out in the big loft with the trampoline and wait for Elon Musk to show up. Then Sunday we go to MSG with our friend Gary Gulman and wait for Billy Joel to show up. Of course most importantly we go back since Covid to the Park Italian Gourmet on 45th Street with the greatest Chicken Parm sandwiches. Then we get sick. YAY!!!! Juskow in the City RULES!!!

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The Tumble at Tiffany's

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 10:00:00 GMT

This week, while walking past Tiffany's in the remnants of hurricane Ian, I completely fell (and I couldn't get up). Well, I got up really quickly as an instinct because I was so embarrassed but I got pretty banged up. They have special fancy sidewalks that get real slippery in the rain there damnit. Also, I read my college transcript for everyone's enjoyment; video on the Patreon Bonus show of my windshield wipers and how they work, which is something right out of something Doc Brown would design in Back to the Future; AND, the sushi and Ruben sandwich at the fisherman Irish bar down the Jersey Shore.

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Amazon Prime Should Be Called Amazon Secondary

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 10:00:09 GMT

So I go down to a SPORTS bar mind you in New Jersey this week and they don't have the huge Thursday Night NFL game between the 3-0 Dolphins and last year's Super Bowl contenders. So I had to use my own Amazon Prime ID to hook up the entire bar. What a stupid place. Also, the evil young girls working at the Dunkin Donuts in Jersey; lunch with the UN Crowd and taking over doorman duties in my building while my neighbor tries to convince me Michael Bloomberg killed her cat. Another classic. 😅

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Geppetto is a Jerk

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 10:00:13 GMT

Hi everybody. On today's episode - trying to get aspirin where it's under lock and key at a CVS is a nightmare in the City, let alone ice cream; turns out Pinocchio's dad is an asshole (I mean what's the rush in sending a puppet to school); getting into a fight on Wing Night in America; a run in with Ray Ramano; the UN is in session and the President coming to town makes my life a nightmare; and going to the fisherman's bar in jersey to have The Gobbler. Mmmm. Hey Now!

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The Probiotic Transmogrification

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 10:00:27 GMT

Hi everybody. Well, the big Probiotic experiment didn't work very well. And after stopping it completely I got sick BUT, that didn't stop the good times had by -- well -- me. We start next door to MSG where I dined on beer, buffalos bites and deviled eggs. I travel up 15 blocks and 3 avenues to Hell's Kitchen where I have 16 chicken wings and multiple beers. The perfect cure for the opposite of what a so-called probiotic is supposed to do. That's the last time I introduce anything healthy into my body. I hope you'll learn a lesson from that kids. Anyway, also -- the ex-mayor and current NYC mayor's all come together next door to my apt to unveil Jimmy Neary Way; new Fast Times at Ridgemont High News (I know! New?); and the girl so hated at her high school for cheating and becoming prom queen (Carrie esque) gets a horses ass on her face in the yearbook photo. A very lively hour and ten this week folks.

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The Girl in the West Wing

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 10:00:17 GMT

On this week's episode I start taking a probiotic which seemingly has an opposite effect. Hilarious. My favorite thing in the world, the television fall preview, turns out to be a major bust; I decide, after listening to other people's podcasts, that mine's pretty good for having no guests; my car stays at the shop; we make fun of Beanie Feldstein - because why wouldn't we AND the girl I went out with Wednesday has her own wing of the apartment when she stays at her mom's house here in the big city. From the poorest of poor to the richest of rich. It's Juskow in the City!

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Murder, Mayhem & Dehydration

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 10:00:12 GMT

Hello everyone and welcome to our 8th season (technically). On today's episode, the two-facedness of saying you're afraid of Covid and then getting it three times because you've been going out; moving my nephew into college, an interesting M*A*S*H episode that would change the comedy movie landscape within a year; and the Halloween set up at Lowes. Plus killing wasps and using rye bread on a grilled cheese. I mean -- COME ON!! 8 years of absolute nonsense continues on Juskow in the City!!

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Drunk Between the Moon and Juskow in the City

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 10:00:45 GMT

On the big season finale -- the final birthday show. I think it's been three weeks of celebration. I go ballistic on Friday night as my friend Stacey changes the dinner reservations to outside AND invites another guest. A Juskow no/no. And, of course, problems with the restaurant staff Friday, Saturday and Thursday. But, that of course makes for a fun podcast. Trying to apologize to my friend Lee after I bashed his entire family on this podcast last week (but I just can't do it 😂). Also, the moon follows me all night on my actual birthday -- right out of the movie Arthur. Plus, getting a doctor you like and how insanity runs in the family. And finally, stopping by Dudley Moore's gravesite to pour one out. This week Juskow in the City travels through the Lincoln Tunnel, the George Washington Bridge and bikes around the Staten Island Ferry.

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By the Time I Got to Woodstock

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 10:00:40 GMT

On this week's podcast we travel to the legendary Woodstock, New York in a drunken stuper and then down the Jersey Shore in a drunken stuper. In between, the Monday Night party that ended in a drunken stuper. What am I trying to say? It's my birthday WEEK!!! Yes, it's Juskadan back in action. One week only. Tests of strength and endurance - would I make it from Woodstock in time for work -- would my car even hold up to make it to the beach -- would I take off my shirt when I got there? All these questions and more in this week's episode of Juskow in the City.

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Only Wackos in the Building

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 10:00:18 GMT

Hello everyone. After going out to dinner with my Super's daughter I got home only to find 2 of the wackiest of wacky neighbors that kept me in the lobby telling me their screenplays for the next hour in a half. One of them sang her new murder mystery song in French and the other blamed me for teaming up with Mike Bloomberg to shut off her electricity. You know, I've always wanted to live in a New York City sitcom like building where you know or are friendly with your neighbors but in retrospect. . . 😁. Also, the steak dinner in New Jersey with the guy who cleans pools. And therein lies the diversity that is - Juskow in the City!! Oh snap.

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The 8:30 Dinner Implementation

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 10:00:20 GMT

Well forget about having dinner after 8:00 p.m. in NYC anymore. That's old news. Every time I go to dinner after 8:00 the restaurant closes right after we order. I don't know what's happening but clearly it's a Covid casualty. Also, is it exercise to walk 5 miles IF you keep stopping for beer along the way? And finally, turning 29. How was it for you? Tragic or bring it on!! I had to talk my friend off a ledge as she turns 29. So, this week Juskow in the City goes from The Battery to the Upper West Side, all the places in between and a little Miami 17. I tried to rhyme. 😀

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Monday Night Magic

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 10:00:08 GMT

Hi everybody. Well things are settling in again as we're back from the big Dublin trip and this week was a doozie. A disastrous event RIGHT NEXT DOOR to the Comedy Cellar where I had to attend Monday Night Magic. A magic show of tragic proportions as the MC magician almost threw a little girl down the stairs. What a complete dick. Thank goodness the friend I went to support was good. Phew. Then, Billy Joel at MSG. My first time seeing it during the residency. That was lots of fun. So lots to report this week as we travel from Battery Park, to the West Village and end up at Madison Square Garden. It's a new episode of Juskow in the City.

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Dumb and Dubliners

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:00:53 GMT

On today's episode Juskow in the City travels to Dublin to see their take on the Club Sandwich. I only wish I were kidding (about the Club Sandwich) but not about going to Dublin. Going on a journey with the Roastmaster General, Sir Jeffrey Ross, looking for love and Guinness. On the way we tangle with celebrity greats, athletes, musicians - the horrid musical "The Girl From the North Country" and more Guinness. We went everywhere Dublin has to offer, which I was told all you needed was 2 days, but you may only need 1 so. . . and, if I'm being honest, I only went for the Guinness, which --- (spoiler alert) -- was as awesome as advertised. Stay tuned and see who we met and drank with along the way. It's a special Dublin edition of JUSKOW IN THE CITY!!!

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It's JuskowADAN (All Day, All Night)

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 10:00:19 GMT

It's JuskowADAN to the rescue. He's ready to party and he won't stop. All Day, All Night. JuskowADAN is my superhero character I put in my mindset while traveling to Dublin as someone's Plus 1. I'm not going to do anything that will ruin anyone's good time (you know, the way I usually do). JuskowADAN is up for anything and goes until he is told the night is over. Sure JuskowADAN probably won't live much longer but I've seen the people at my mother's independent living home and it's possible more of them should have gone ADAN alot longer. Anyhoo, that all being said -- It's the podcast before DUBLIN. And, as Dave Attell told me -- you better brush up on your James Joyce DeWitt. HEY OOOOO!!!!

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The Fountain Soda Sublimation

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 10:00:26 GMT

On this episode of Juskow in the City -- Juskow is getting to sour on the City. The pride parade becomes maddening when Sarah Silverman and I are asked to take a subway so we can cross Fifth Avenue. This does not sit well with either of us. And take your pick on any parade that makes you do that. Grrrr. Also, the trip to Ireland with the Roastmaster General begins to weigh in on what I like to think of as "go with the flow" Juskow but. . . Also, the Chinese restaurant that came out of nowhere with the Fountain Soda my sister and I went on a 2 hours mission to try and get. But that's nothing -- An hour long rant on Free Refills rounds out the hour. What a podcast!! I wish I was joking. I better get to Dublin soon. 🍀

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Blame Juskow for Roe v. Wade

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:00:35 GMT

On this episode of Juskow in the City - a full week of work again after three years means it's time to party until 4:00 a.m. and pretend I don't have a job. How long will I be able to keep it up? Therein lies the fun of being a loyal listener to Juskow in the City. As far as the awful overturning of Roe v. Wade by a couple of jerkoffs -- everyone knows Juskow hates parades and protests. Don't those judges know what they do to the little guy? And, most importantly -- I went back to that restaurant where the waiter holds the credit card machine and watches you tip him again. But this time I turned the tables -- and Next Time -- well watch out. Of course, why I keep going back there is the real question. BUT. . . plenty more to talk about this week on Juskow in the City.

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Bikes, Trains & Automobiles

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 10:00:06 GMT

This week on Juskow in the City we travel from top to bottom. Starting from the Statue of Liberty, all the way up to Harlem and stops in Asbury Park and Times Square in between. Marina Franklin and I had a beautiful outdoor gig in Asbury Park, NJ. Unfortunately, NJ Transit decided to go on strike just in time BUT, it all works out, even though the woman driving us home got so angry she got a parking ticket she began to pelt me with Scones. I only wish I was making that up. Then, trying to find an electric citibike in Harlem that didn't have the electric battery stolen was quite the task. And finally, seeing Mr. Saturday Night for a second time in two weeks to see if Billy Crystal put my line suggestion in. Did he? Listen and see -- on an all new Juskow in the City. 😀

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Mr. Tuesday Night Meets Mr. Saturday Night

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 10:00:23 GMT

It's true. I've self proclaimed myself as Mr. Tuesday Night for no good reason but did get to speak to Billy Crystal after his new Mr. Saturday Night Broadway musical. And the best part is, I gave him a piece of the movie he forgot to put in and I'm pretty sure he's putting it in. That is rich, I tells ya. Rich. Also, the CNN outdoor party, the lunch with the Roastmaster General and Dame Silverman; the Rudy Giuliani documusical and so much more - on an all new Juskow in the City.

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The Background Check on the Background Check

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 10:00:29 GMT

Hi all. On today's show we travel to Washington Square Park, to Union Square Park to Gramercy Park and to Madison Park, but oddly not Central Park, or for that matter, Central Perk. Hey OOOO! Anyhoo, this week, my new job did a background check on me, so I did a background check on the background check people. The results should be quite interesting. The Ghostbusters, Afterlife review - PU, and remember, that's coming from the one guy that thoroughly enjoyed Coming to America 2. Also, a show and another awesome Monday Night - the only kind you can find here on Juskow in the City. 😉

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The Real Ray Liotta Was Operation Dumbo Drop Liotta

Tue, 31 May 2022 10:00:07 GMT

Today's episode takes us on a journey through mid-town to Times Square and finally to the dreaded, Newark, NJ. I only wish I were kidding. And you thought Bushwick was bad? This week we talk about another comic that recently passed in Dan Vitale and the great Ray Liotta, because it seems 67's become an age old problem. Also, the new job prospects, depression, wings and a beer for $8.12. You know, all the usual stuff that everyone's come to love about Juskow in the City. 😅

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Bushwick? More Like Bushwacked!

Tue, 24 May 2022 10:00:27 GMT

This week we head into the terrifying section of Bushwick, Brooklyn for a bar show. Yeah, I don't care. Let the people say, "hey!! It's not that bad." They don't know any better. Also, it's a dream to complain about so it works on many levels. Also this week - I will finally be able to get my "Fast Times" Mike Damone imitation out to the masses with big Juskow news and the return of the Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell thanks to me and my new favorite rapper, Doja Cat.

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The Classic First Date Emergency Phone Call

Tue, 17 May 2022 10:00:09 GMT

On today's award winning podcast -- we travel to Soho to Chelsea to the West Village -- with a stop in Tribeca and finish off in Murray Hill. It's around the horn this week on Juskow in the City as I go on a first date and my date gets "an emergency phone call" exactly 40 minutes in and has to go. Does she not realize who she's with? I know every sitcom trick in the book. Nice try. Also, the big cast Talk Back at the Sarah Silverman Off-Broadway Show, the Bedwetter, which I saw three times this week. You'd think there wouldn't be time for much more -- but there was. Hope you like. 😀

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Old Man Yells at Cloud

Tue, 10 May 2022 10:00:03 GMT

On this week's episode - I continue my rant on the weather. I've had it with the rain and the wind and the cold. I guess I'm ready to move to Miami. But my rants are warranted as my friends and I do a charity walk for ALS in the rain. I just don't have any rain gear -- and quite frankly. Don't want to buy any darn it. Also, I did get to see Sarah Silverman's "The Bedwetter" before the big talk back coming next week - but of course it was raining, so saw it in wet clothes. What do I live in Seattle or something? What gives. But seriously, even though the walk is over, if you're interested in contributing -- here is the link:

http://webgny.alsa.org/goto/TeamPaul2022

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That's Professor Juskow to You

Tue, 03 May 2022 10:00:11 GMT

This week's episode takes us to East Harlem and the legendary restaurant, Rao's. Rao's is an Italian restaurant impossible to get into. So, to be invited there is a big deal and it definitely did not disappoint. Well, I mean it did in some ways, after all, I'm Dave Juskow and this is Juskow in the City -- where would be the fun in not complaining about something. Also, MSU welcomes it's newest college professor. Me. You only wish I were kidding. It's all coming together this week on an all new Juskow in the City.

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Not Shaken, Nor Stirred

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:00:57 GMT

This week's episode has us once again angry at a waiter at one of those snobby restaurants in NYC. Fortunately, I wasn't paying so I let it go -- but thank goodness I have the podcast to let it all out or I'd explode. Also, a big trip to the uber famous and hard to get a table at restaurant "Rao's" next week -- will I get whacked if I get out of line? Stay tuned to find out; more research on how the band Aha sold out Radio City last week -- apparently 77 million viewers can't be wrong. Who knew. And, finally -- DO NOT CANCEL Bill Murray. Something happened this week and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. I won't have it!! -- So, as you can see -- a fun podcast for all with lots of yelling and screaming at things that bother no one else. Yay!!!

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Gilbert Gottfried, The Amazing Colossal Person

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 10:00:57 GMT

This week is such a strange week as comedy and tragedy once again intertwine themselves in the lives we lead. Gilbert Gottfried was a friend to this podcast for sure and a comedian that made me laugh as hard as anyone I've ever met. His references were our references that you love this podcast for. At the funeral when his Gilbert Gottfried Amazing Colossal Podcast co-host Frank Santopadre spoke in the phrases Gilbert would use, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. What a truly odd experience. This week also had the Comedy Cellar Holiday Party and a comedy performance at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, with the also grieving, Jeff Ross. What do you say to comedy and tragedy going hand in hand?

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Punk Rock Will Destroy Us All

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:00:49 GMT

On this week's episode we start at the U.N., make our way to the West Village and circle back to Columbus Circle. Wait, you're still complaining about pizza? Yes. My friend makes a bold statement in saying, People from New Jersey do not know good pizza. It's a throw down. AND, an old television show from 1982 that talks about the dangers of Punk Rock music; The one slab of sidewalk outside the Dior store on Fifth Avenue that gets slippery when it rains (you're welcome in advance for the heads up); And, which Oscar winning actor dated an old girlfriend before me? Ooooo. Exciting stuff on this week's episode of Juskow in the City.

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No More Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 10:00:17 GMT

What a complete A-Hole. Will Smith ruined everyone's night. Celebrities winning and regular joes watching on TV. He is a complete douche. Other than that . . . this week we traveled down to the West Village to a show at the Comedy Cellar and walked from Chelsea to Madison Square all the way home. It was around 4:30 in the morning and it was scary. Especially since someone was whistling in the park. Yipes. AND, the worst pizza I may have had in a long time is Bruce Springsteen's favorite place in New Jersey. He's nuts. AND, of course, a 50 year anniversary Godfather tribute sprinkled throughout BECAUSE the OSCARS didn't do it right or justice. Grrrr.

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The Bookmaker's Accountant

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:00:47 GMT

On this episode we head to the Hi-Line over in the Meatpacking District, up to the Comedy Club in Chelsea and then work our way over to everyone's favorite borough, Staten Island. I used to write for Maxim Magazine - and now the editor in chief of AARP Magazine was taking a nap when I called. Things have changed. Hilariously, of course. Also, The dramatic bill at the Irish Bar; the ticket collection in Staten Island and the idiots that run marathons. (I'm just angry cause it effects me getting around the City and I'm Juskow in the City DAMNIT!) 😉

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No St. Patrick's Day Specials For You

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 10:00:10 GMT

On this week's podcast we head to Long Island for a big show, then to a piano bar in Midtown and finally down to Grammercy for a wee bit of St. Paddy's Day. The trek out to Long Island to work with Dave Attell and then visit his mom, and discuss that we've been friends for so long we used to play with toys together in his house. Then, St. Patrick's Day Eve - the never to be solved issue of the bartender lambasting me over asking if there were any specials. "Well no there wouldn't be today, would there." And finally, Larry from Three's Company invites Jack to a hot tub party. Confused, you won't be on this week's episode of Juskow in the City.

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The Giant in the Minivan

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 10:00:21 GMT

This week's episode takes us around Columbus Circle through Times Square, down to the West Village and a walk to Union Square. Squares all around. The second Bananas night chauffeuring the tallest man in America around in my MINIvan - epic; The deep depression that was Wednesday and the cheerful singing that was Thursday. Bipolar? Not diagnosed, but pretty sure. Also, getting out of your car and screaming at anyone is always dramatically hilarious and I did not disappoint; the scam at the storage facility; opening my dad's safe and a few movie reviews 2 weeks before the Oscars.

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This S*** is Bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 11:00:05 GMT

This week's episode takes us to the United Nations and around the Murray Hill neighborhood then underground to the Barclay's Center in Prospect Heights Brooklyn and finally to the Meadowlands in good ol' Jersey. An emotional week ends in a trip to the Bananas Comedy Club right across the street from Met Life Stadium and the drama surrounding it all. Exciting!! Also, the embarrassment of when my hat blew away in front of a hot female reporter at the U.N. and the unbelievable eating frenzy at the Brooklyn Nets game. I dare anyone to match it. 😅

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Dance Into The Fire

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 11:00:45 GMT

This week's episode takes us to Soho on the outskirts of Chinatown and a walk over to the West Village all the way to the Hudson River. Dinner in a lovely little restaurant in the West Village turns out to be trouble once again for our hero as my friend forgets his money AGAIN. Selling antiques at, apparently a store by my apartment that's been there forever, and has a koy pond in the basement. Yeah, the basement. What the. . .Also, Sally Kellerman's passing gives us reason to play our favorite scenes from "Back to School"; I try and do my best Simon Le Bon imitation AND the search for one Twinkee in Manhattan.

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Save a Prayer for Duran Duran for RRHOF

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:00:13 GMT

This week's episode takes us from Columbus Circle to awful Jackson Heights to no one's favorite borough, Staten Island. Get nervous, get nervous, -- it's anxiety as Pat Benatar says, who we're hoping gets in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year; and we make a very easy case for Duran Duran as well but not Dolly Parton. Cause -- uh, she's not Rock and Roll. Hello? Also, going to Jersey where they don't wear masks anymore; and, of course, the huge news -- I took the Subway for the first time in 2 years. It's still gross. But, in that sense -- thank god for masks. The juxtaposition -- classic Juskow in the City.

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Finally, a Date for Valentines Day

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 11:00:23 GMT

This week's episode takes us from the City Winery at the windy Hudson River to Sunnyside, Queens, through Central Park and up to the Upper West Side. Finally, a date for Valentine's weekend -- and then she got covid -- although at this writing -- I have subsequently found out she has strep throat. - But either way -- UGH. Also, drama and (once again) check issues at the big show at the City Winery; the Full House marathon that soothed me while waiting for the Super Bowl to begin and trying to find a place to get a free meal in NYC. Another exciting episode of Juskow in the City!

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The Flaw in Naked Time Travel

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 11:00:50 GMT

This week's episode takes us from Stuyvesant Town to the United Nations, then over the Queensboro bridge to Jackson Heights, Queens on a snowy Monday. Applying for a Ramp Service Employee job at Newark Airport (and what it actually is -- oh heck -- it's a baggage handler. HELLO!; looking for trouble whilst taking the motorcycle in the snow like an idiot - and speaking of idiocy - why I'm having big problems going into the future to get that Back to the Future 2 Sports Almanac. It's a serious issue that's keeping me up at night. What the. . .

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SoHo "House" is Burning

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 11:00:26 GMT

This week we start out in Chinatown for a big dinner, move up to Soho, make a stop in the West Village and travel through Herald Square. The big meal to celebrate Dave Attell's birthday; the brilliance of the new movie, "Don't Look Up"; biking home at 4:00 a.m. in 8 degrees through Herald Square; and paying way too much for a night of fun at a crummy snobatorium. It's Juskow in the City!

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All Revved Up With No Place To Go

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 11:00:58 GMT

Today on the show - What the heck happened where a sports bar closes during the NFL Playoffs in New York City and how does this effect me, Dave Juskow? 😉 Also, the unbelievable funeral soundtrack for Bob Saget; we find out who betrayed Anne Frank and her family; another Roman Polanski accusation; the Juskow in the City drinking game; a new subway bar at the 50th street location on the 1 train AND trying to find a job.

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Bob Saget Was the Best and Everyone Knew It

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:00:54 GMT

Bob was a terrific person and it's quite fascinating watching all the coverage about an actual person that no one had a bad word about. I'm pretty sure my demise will not be similar. 😅 Also, finally walking around this ghost town of a city; my friend Vincent auditioning for the movie "The Warriors". What?!!! And my neighbor getting locked out of her apartment again and blaming it on Mike Bloomberg. It's a wacky town. It's Juskow in the City!!!

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Juskow vs. Judge Jerry

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 11:00:46 GMT

On this week's episode I appear on the Judge Jerry Show with Mike Bocchetti and Rachel Feinstein and, well, alot of people throw around the word epic but. . . . ALSO, New York State legalizes gambling so "Say Goodbye to Hoboken"; the wings place fires my favorite bartender; and David Bowie puts out a new album about UHF's Uncle Floyd.

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Juskow in the City

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 11:00:18 GMT

Happy New Year everyone and welcome to the premier podcast of Juskow in the City. More action, more drama and more Juskow. It's the podcast everyone's talking about - if by everyone you meant no one. Today on the first episode - I will remind you of being in the Judge Jerry Show Friday January 7, 2022. AND, another classic New Year's Eve watching BBQ Pitmasters. Yay. Also, Getting the booster shot at the Museum of Natural History on Christmas Eve; my new The Warriors Musical, the review on the New Matrix and Being the Ricardos; John Madden and Betty White tributes and much much more. Because it's all about Juskow and his adventures in the City (Montreal). OMG, I'm hilarious. Happy New Year again!

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The Sun Comes Through the Skylight

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 06:00:25 GMT

Hello everyone. The final episode of the Nightfly as the Nightfly podcast becomes "Juskow in the City" for 2022.

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You Must've Hated That Moose

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 06:00:39 GMT

Hi everyone. This week's podcast includes me skeet shooting where I did every line I could from the movie "Arthur" when it came to the stuffed moose at the gun club. Apparently those gun touting folk don't care for the movie. How rude. The big build up to "can I eat my niece's friend's age in potato latkes"? The answer today. And, Olga spins the wheel at my Monday Night Wings place and gets everyone a free shot; Our father strikes again in sticking it to us from beyond the grave; and walking up fifth avenue after midnight and having the stores and Rockefeller Christmas tree to myself. A classic episode to begin easing us into Juskow in the City.

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The Day Juskow Did Crowd Work

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 06:00:35 GMT

Hello all. This week on the podcast -- 2 big shows at Carolines Comedy Club here in NYC over the weekend where I was asked to stretch five minutes into 20 and the question of course being -- did comedy ensue? ALSO, the priceless VHS tape that may be worth $6,000; Claiming poverty and then going skeet shooting this week; How does Richard Gere go from prostitute to trick in a ten year period only?; and my back goes way out and the walking cane comes out of storage. Uh oh. Happy Holidays!

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The One With the Five Different Stuffings

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 06:00:01 GMT

Today on our Video/Audio episode - Dave Chappelle and I are reunited at Madison Square Garden. So there's that whole thing. Audrey Henson joins us as we play, "Find the Fake Hallmark Xmas Movie Premise" - which I cannot get enough of. And finally photos of lots of stuff including the invites for the lamest third birthday party of all time and the horrible guest list. Classic. Watch the Video portion here: https://youtu.be/pBJkpRwk39c

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Princess Leia Gets Cancelled

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 06:00:44 GMT

On this week's episode of The Nightfly - Is the epidemy of cool riding a motorcycle without a Helmet and a blow dryer in your pants? Carrie Fisher uses the "F" word; movies that had to change their endings because of audience reaction (including Footloose and, our favorite, Cocktail); my sister not allowing me to have my after Thanksgiving nap - what the?. . .; Subway sandwiches not having any tuna in their tuna (hilarious) AND three diner days.

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James Bond 25

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 06:00:29 GMT

Good afternoon all. Today on the podcast - No Time To Die. I need everyone's opinion about the new James Bond movie cause it can never be discussed. But if you're looking for spoiler alerts, listen to who sabotages the Christmas trees in the new Hallmark Movie, You Me & the Christmas Tree. Oh it's good. AND, my friend Vincent reveals a new tidbit in his driving of Charles Manson to Berkley in 1967 - which is hilarious of course AND his 1973 dinner with Yule Brenner. Seriously -- find another podcast with this ridiculousness. I double dare you!

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The Payphone Where it All Happened at Carmines

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 06:00:06 GMT

Hi there. On this week's episode -- my cousin's come to town offering an extra ticket to Billy Joel's first show at MSG since the pandemic but I already have plans with Larry Dallas from Three's Company. I think we all know what we chose here. 😅 Also, being the only one laughing at a serious scene at a Broadway show because I thought it was supposed to be funny and then doing the same thing at a charity event the next day because someone used the trigger word. And, remembering the location where I told Billy Joel to be quiet so I could get my sports scores in 1994. So epic.

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Bell, Book & Juskow

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 05:00:55 GMT

Make sure you don't tell your local Irish Bartender you're favorite show is Good Witch on Hallmark Channel. Oh, also don't tell them you want a Black and Tan. All will be revealed on an all new podcast. This week: me and Sarah Silverman high at Bloomingdales and the new mash up I've made from the Bloomingdales soundtrack; what we'd ask for for Tom Brady's 600th touchdown football; Matthew Perry's memoirs apparently are worth a multi-million dollar deal -- you're kidding, right?; and much more. I promise you outstanding times on this week's Nightfly. 😃

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The City That Never Sleeps is Snoring

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 05:00:57 GMT

Hello all. On today's podcast we finally find out why Dave Juskow is insane. Is it sweeps week? Well, maybe we add some pieces to the puzzle. Everything was closed in Manhattan this past week, at least for me -- or at least, that's what they want me to believe. Also, tailgate horrors, a dumb waiter not recognizing the Johnson and Johnson shot as a valid vaccine (WHAT?!), the 9% of people that are trying to take the joy out of everything - so says the director of the movie, "Airplane" AND Mel Brooks "History of the World, Part 2" for real. Score!

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Greg Fitzsimmons Slices O.J. Simpson

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 05:00:16 GMT

Hello all. Yeah, this week on the Comedy Cellar Football Show Greg revealed his new golfing partner, O.J. Simpson. OMG! Also, my sister and I relishing the drama at a funeral this week, the trip to Staten Island with the evil Kate who was mean to me on my show - Waaaaaa -- chicken wings (it's that time of the year) and the beautiful night time motorcycle ride up the West Side Highway to the music of our boy, Donald Fagen. AND, Ron and Clint Howard's new book, a drunk Donald Pleasence and how awesome is Jamie Lee Curtis (it being Halloween and all).

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Did I Just Hear What I Thought I Heard?

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 05:00:11 GMT

Hello all. Today on an all new podcast we talk about the scathing H.R. Pufnstuf article in this month's issue of Retro Fan 😂. Plus, having the daughter of the director of Clueless and Groundhog Day on last week on the Comedy Cellar Show and the awesome reveal that no one cares about, but. . . we can have a little fun with. Also my new coffee name at Starbucks -- spoiler alert -- it's Julian. Whatevs. All that and so much more on the show you love -- the Nightfly.

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Even Paddy Chayefsky Loved His Sitcoms

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 05:00:33 GMT

Good evening folks. Today I have uncovered how Ned Beatty got his part in the movie Network and I know I'm right. The math adds up. Also, the horrible women I had on my show Tuesday that put me in a downward spiral only to find out I'm the one to blame. Once again, the return of the McRib - hilarious and Britney Spears begins her freedom by posting naked photos and her dad's like, "See?!" Oh -- and the new vinyl Donald Fagin The Nightfly Live Album comes out this week.

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Messing vs. Kardashian, an SNL TKO

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 05:00:52 GMT

Hello everyone. Debra Messing called out Kim Kardashian for hosting SNL in a few weeks. Debra Messing is a genuine idiot. Also, Julian Edelman's mysterious Jewish star disappearance on Inside the NFL, my mom's new home that won't let her in because they've seen my comedy and the new Dear Evan Hanson movie. It's a super fun one.

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Me and Julian Edelman Down by the Schoolyard

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 05:00:16 GMT

Today on our Video/Audio episode - it's Juskow & Julian in a Yom Kippur brilliant meeting that neither of us will ever forget. Well, he might but. . . you know. Also, it's that time of the year, the awful Network television offerings this year AND photos of lots of stuff but mostly the one of Dave Attell and Norm MacDonald I took at SNL in 1994 where they're both in Apes costumes because Charlton Heston was hosting. It's a classic episode.

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Tea & Sympathy

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 05:00:52 GMT

Good evening folks. This week -- I've had a sore throat for a month and I've had it with tea and honey. Like Travolta says in Saturday Night Fever -- "I like coffee". And, "do you think Laurence Oliver can get you a discount on a camera?" Hilarious. Also, David Steinberg sent me his new book and then I discovered that Martin Short's imitation is so spot on, it's uncanny. So we found out that Martin Short is even more of a genius. But duh! My new Thursday Taco Bell ritual which I need to NOT make a ritual, the Tuesday show and my venture into the old Spencer Gifts store in the mall. Yes, it's still there.

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"The Gondolier" Will Continue in a Moment

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 05:00:21 GMT

Hello everyone it's great to be back!! This week my neighbor doesn't get me the Gondolier hat I asked for from Venice even after I did her a huge favor. Now I can't do my new series, The Gondolier. Damnit! Also, the new football show begins; my new neighbors I can apparently see go to the bathroom -- ewww; sending my nephew to have the classic college weekend to visit his girlfriend which never ends well; AND meeting Al Franken (and also Michael Dorsey) (WHO?!) Exactly. stay tuned. 😁

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Never Fear, Juskow's Here

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 05:00:09 GMT

This week - the birthday celebrations continue with me, of course, getting sick. But before that, fun times were had when I had to break up a fight, drank poisoned tequila, and had to endure the Chicken Parm place in Jersey being closed on Mondays. Nooooo! Also, ordering Wendy's and convincing myself it was for medicinal reasons; girls thinking I'm rich and the new Governor Cuomo musical opening this fall (that's actually not a gag). All this week on the season finale of The Nightfly! 😂

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Why Does Everyone Want to Eat Outside?

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 05:00:45 GMT

Everyone wanted to eat outside on Saturday when it was 100 degrees. WTF!!! It was my birthday this week and it wasn't a classic in anyway. I expect it to be hot but if there's an option. . . . I want inside. Am I crazy? Also, Dave Attell takes me to Ape City for the celebration; the Field of Dreams game; Suicide Squad and the late John Denver was supposed to be one of the passengers in the Challenger Space Shuttle. Looks like he was doomed either way. Fascinating.

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The Halal Guys Beatdown

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 05:00:38 GMT

Hello hello all. Waiting in line for a famous platter of chicken and rice I witnessed a Halal beatdown of a thug all of us will never forget -- a classic New York 2021 scene. Also, having no money but sometimes you just gotta say, "What the F**k -- make your move." The horribleness of what is Space Jam 2 and NBC's absolutely awful coverage of the Olympics -- oh I'm sorry, I meant NBC's awful coverage of the Olympics unless you worship Beach Volleyball. WTF!!!

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Simone's Out, So Let's Talk - Pole Vaulting?

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 05:00:27 GMT

Hello all. Today our good friend and ace Olympic Reporter, Brian Pinelli, from Around The Rings.com and The New York Times joins us to tell us some inside stuff on what's going on at the Olympics. And just when you thought The Nightfly Podcast was becoming relevant, don't worry. After Brian, we'll discuss what the greatest romantic comedy is according to the Box Office. Obviously, I love this stuff and the answer was quite shocking. Spoiler Alert: It's NOT Notting Hill. What the. . . .?

This is Brian's 8th Olympics he's covering. You can find his daily articles at Aroundtherings.com AND his New York Times and other articles at #pinelliarchives on twitter and instagram

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The Veruca Salt's of Comedy

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

This week -- calling out the selfish comics who double book when it cost other people and the audience grief and sorrow. So maybe it's time to get out since I'm obviously taking it all very personally. I mean Michael Corleone can say it's not personal, but we know it is. 😉 Also, my first Adderall experience, running into the great Lewis Black, my friend running out of the restaurant and not letting me finish my meal, a show cancellation after taking 45 minutes to get there AND the nonsense of the new Cleveland Guardians (because apparently the city of Cleveland has had it with Native Americans. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore. 😘

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The Duchess of Pork

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:00:58 GMT

Hello hello and welcome to our JULY Audio/Video Podcast. Finally going through the work box in which I found my Saturday Night Live contract, my Late Show with David Letterman audition and all of the jokes Dave Attell and Chris Regan wrote for me when I was opening for the band Roman Holiday in London. It's awesome. Then we speak to our friend Memo Salazar who put together a big music festival in Sunnyside Queens that I emceed and then complained about for the next two days. Epic Nightfly. If you click here, you will be able to see all of those things, including The Golden Girls Skateboard and the horrible kids I mention playing their instruments on the street: https://youtu.be/9odUjyIE3Uc

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They're Out of Gatorade. Now's The Time to Panic!

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 05:00:14 GMT

Hi. The Coca Cola Company ran out of Gatorade and they have this horrible other awful product I tell you about on today's podcast. Also, how I called out the chef at Applebees, for once again, a subpar "buffalo" wings experience. Also today, meet Paul Loren. This amazing singer/songwriter who first appeared on my Comedy Cellar Show. And, my first Taxi since the pandemic and Smokey and the Bandit -- Part 3. What is happening?!! 😂

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And I Rode My Motorcycle in the Rain

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Hello all. This week - they told me not to drive, but I made it home alive - I actually pulled a You May Be Right and rode the little Vespa bike home in the rain, which was insane and then I crashed into a car. It's hilarious. No, it is. The stubbornness of keeping the streak of no subways or cabs is going to get me killed. Also, the 4 part moon safe episode of I Dream of Jeannie - who has the gall to say we should do a "story arc" for I Dream of Jeannie. What the. . . Also, not getting my cannoli stuffed at tableside garners a fight at the restaurant. It's The Nightfly JULY edition!!! Yay.

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Simon & Pufnstuf

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 05:00:17 GMT

Well, who knew. . . apparently Paul Simon decided to take credit for writing the theme to H.R. Pufnstuf. Now that's just hilarious. All we be explained today of course and it's most intriguing -- let alone Penny Marshall auditioning for Witchiepoo. Also, things are clearly back to normal as my yearly trip to the Fireworks store continued this week. I call it the happiest place on earth. And Disney knows it! I also compare myself to one of the worst interviewers in history in Dick Clark. It all seems so cryptic but all we be revealed today on a new Nightly Podcast. 👍

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You've Gotta Have Heart

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 05:00:03 GMT

Well hello all. Today on an all new podcast - What about Love? The band Heart and how they brilliantly morphed into an unbelievably successful glam rock band -- BUT, only after they stopped writing their own songs. Ooooh. Controversy. Also, I voted early for New York City primaries -- the only candidate on my ballot -- Curtis Sliwa. What the. . . And, clearly I'm still on Covid protocol when I told someone to meet me at a bar and she didn't realize I meant 5:00 p.m. and I'd be home by 7. Epic Juskow.

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The Nightfly Meets The Nightfly

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 05:00:35 GMT

Welp -- this is it! The Nightfly Podcast finally got to meet his hero, the original Nightfly - as Donald Fagen and Dave Juskow meet up at the Comedy Cellar. Something that could have only happened after a worldwide pandemic obviously. So there's THAT! Then, the hilarious news about me suing a defendant on the Judge Jerry show. I wish I was kidding -- but I'm not -- AND of course the big gig in Boston. All that and so much more on an epic episode of THE NIGHTFLY - (now with more Fagen). Still can't believe it.

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Christopher Reeve is the Greatest Comic Actor w/Alec Sulkin (in Virtual Studio)

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 05:00:13 GMT

Alec Sulkin is the writer and producer of Family Guy and this podcast's favorite movie, Ted. He is also what The Nightfly Podcast is all about. Alec and I first bonded over our love of Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent and it's just a fact that no Superman has come close to his duality of playing the role. We also get some insight into the writings of a show like Family Guy and a little preview regarding the upcoming season. It's a great one folks.

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Darth Vader & Rodney Dangerfield are in the Casper Sequel, WTF

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 05:00:32 GMT

Hello all. It's true - Rodney Dangerfield, Brian Doyle Murray, Michael McKean - three of the funniest comic actors of our time AND James Earl Jones all for some unknown reason appear in the straight to video "Casper, a Spirited Beginning". I don't know how this happened and one would say money is how but certainly didn't look like much of a budget so. . . HIGHlarious. Also, what kind of idiot doesn't order any kids food to a one year old birthday; how Cindy Williams destroyed being in Star Wars OR working with Ron Howard again AND, how being green in New York City -- just won't work. It's an all new podcast. Happy June!

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Stand-Up Comedy And Diversity (If You're Funny, You're In)

Tue, 25 May 2021 05:00:43 GMT

TONIGHT!! -- That's supposed to be said by the great old ABC Announcer, Ernie Anderson whenever he'd preview The Love Boat or Charlie's Angels. HIGHlarious. Also, yeah, Stand-Up Comedy has always been a pretty diverse venue, the fact always being -- if you're funny, you're funny; Charles Grodin and the forgotten movie, Clifford; Live performances and much much more (and when I say much much more - I don't think there is much more). But you'll love it! And, on an all new Hart to Hart - a woman has his eye on Jonathan but she might want him -- deaaaaaad!

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The Whole World Lost It's Head

Tue, 18 May 2021 05:00:29 GMT

The Go-Go's made it (thank god) to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and let's kick things off today with their rather prolific song, which I titled the podcast today. So I guess when the dumb Rock and Roll Hall of Fame gets it right, everything else gets it wrong. Oh, it's another week of madness with nonsense and people continuing to get cancelled and everyone just worried about all of the wrong things - when it's so clear why you would want to listen to this week's podcast. Because getting mad at your friends who don't know how to use a credit card at a restaurant or the people from Grub Hub telling you to take a breath -- is so obvious what you'd prefer to hear. Am I right? Well then this podcast should not disappoint. Also, the great Butch Vig and the origin of Sushi. I promise, it'll be more entertaining then it sounds. 😉

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I'm Fredo

Tue, 11 May 2021 05:00:27 GMT

Yep. I'm the older brother and I have been shunned from Mother's Day by Michelle not Michael - which would be my sister's middle name so it works if you really try. The Horror. The Horror. Also, I'm just gonna say it - Sondheim sucks - as I found from watching Into the Woods and Meryl Streep should not sing anymore in the movies. Diverse comedy, SNL nonsense, and Mighty Dog Dog Food goes the way of Chuck Wagon. Everyone's favorite. It's an all new podcast.

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Angry Old Man

Tue, 04 May 2021 05:00:49 GMT

No, this isn't the Billy Joel A to Z Podcast but the title fits. I'm a mess. With everything opening up I feel lost and who knows what else. So, what's the only thing that cheers me up today? For some reason, the theme from the old Ted Knight show, Two Close for Comfort seems to calm me. I have no idea why. I'm like King Kong and just needed a nice 80's theme to relax me. And So It Goes -- Hey NOW - I'm all Billy Joel'd up. 😉

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Our Seinfeld Year w/Fred Stoller (in Virtual Studio)

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 05:00:09 GMT

Good evening. This week the journeyman Fred Stoller will be joining us. Fred created the character of Kenny Bania and wrote the episode, "The Soup" on the legendary "Seinfeld". So that's pretty good and all, but he also appeared twice in "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" SO. . . .HELLO -- Nightfly folks! Also, apparently being way too close to Staten Island (I have photos), the frustration of zoom in a sexy scene and these rotten kids. It's all today on the big monthly video/audio Nightfly Podcast.

To see the Video Podcast, click here: https://youtu.be/jMtEz-el_cc

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The Orlando Magic

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 05:00:43 GMT

Hi everyone. I finally left the state and actually flew somewhere. It was quite exciting since everyone's slowly getting out again. But mostly, OMG, finally a story to tell after over a year. SO, the amazing audio I got from the car ride of drunk people screaming at each other, the drunken grandmother, the angry deli meat counter guy AND I found time to do some live stand up with Dave Attell too. Also, my new music pal Julian Velard. Hopefully you'll love him too. What a week. Finally!!!

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Supergroups Be Damn(ed) Yankees

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:00:30 GMT

Are musical Supergroups even a thing anymore?. Today we go through a bunch of the so called, "Supergroups". But for my money, obviously all the Supergroups take place in the 80's. So that's where we're headed today. Also, the Oscars suck and they should just cancel it. Haven't heard or seen any of the nominees this year, which, when we reflect, realize that most years, even on the worst years, I've seen 6 or 7 out of the ten. Let's put the asterisk on the year (*2021 - No Show due to Pandemic). Yipes

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Billy Joel A to Z

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 05:00:10 GMT

Good morning all. Today's the big launch of the Billy Joel A to Z Podcast so we start off talking about how Billy Joel ripped off the Maude theme in his song "Ain't No Crime", which is, of course, HIGHlarious. Also, talk about musician Leslie Mendelson performing on the Comedy Cellar Show last week, which was so great; my new New Jersey Mall Pop Up Show at the old JoS A. Bank store (that might even be more HIGHlarious); and finally Superman's breath. Yeah baby.

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Zach Snyder's Juskow League

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 05:00:03 GMT

It's a four hour extended addition of The Nightfly this week. Oh god -- could you imagine. Well, that's pretty much what the four hour Justice League movie is - except of course for Gal Gadot who is the only reason for watching. And, I guess Aquaman if we're being honest. Rrrow. But seriously folks, on today's show: Do Women gamble on Sports? And if so, are there couples that bet together? An interesting posed question; Mountain Dew -- have you met anyone that drinks it? The investigation into the Woman's NCAA Basketball poor accommodations compared to the Mens. I hope we're not spending money on it. What's the investigation? Yeah, they have worse accommodations and everyone knows it. Grow up everyone -- and that's me saying that. HEY NOW!!!

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Ye Olde Tripple Inn

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 05:00:20 GMT

Back in the 80's and 90's if you were starting out as a stand-up comedian, you eventually wandered into the Ye Olde Tripple Inn, which was located on West 54th Street in the Broadway area. It was a tough room to play but everyone played it - as referenced from our guest today. Susie Felber used to run this club back then and the old owner gave her access to the comment cards on the comics. So, today Susie shares with us a few stories and the hilarious bad insight on the original owner of comedians like Adam Sandler and Dave Attell, who were just "Fair". Awesome stuff. Also this week, the new monopoly community chest cards and cancel culture cancelling out one of their own. Epic. This episode is also available on VIDEO if you are a Calico and above subscriber to my Patreon page. I hope you are. Click here to join the fun: https://www.patreon.com/davejuskow

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Gilbert Gottfried's Hilarious Background Noise

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 05:00:03 GMT

Good evening all. This week I opened for Gilbert in a virtual show. I ended up getting a very serious call during Gilbert's performance which I had on in the background. I tried to turn it down but, you know, it's Gilbert, it's useless and absolutely hilarious. Plus, when he starts talking about Catherine Zeta Jones private parts in the background when you're talking about funeral arrangements at the same time -- well -- that is just epic. Also, Coming 2 America is great; how did Al Pacino's Yell Acting start and, oh right -- I'm vaccinated. HEY NOW.

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The Grammy's Got the 80's Right Except For One

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 06:00:42 GMT

From 1980 to 1989 the Grammy's picked every Best Album correctly to maintain the brilliance and power of each album chosen (minus Prince and Purple Rain). But after the decade turned, they have since only gotten 4 powerhouse albums that stand the test of time. It's incredibly noticeable and that's what will talk about today with the awards coming up this week. Also, I ended up actually purchasing the Pretty in Pink Blu-Ray -- and jury says: I'm an idiot. Plus much more music and fun this week. Hopefully you'll love an all new Nightfly Podcast this week. :)

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Finally the Duckman Scores

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 06:00:08 GMT

Good evening all and Happy March. This week's podcast finds an alternate ending to Pretty in Pink where Duckie ends up with Andie. I can't believe it either. I just found out about it and apparently I have to spend $19.99 to see it. I'm in!!! Also, the nerve of Lt. Uhura trying to quit Star Trek during its heyday. And, the hilarious Olga Namer phones in to tell us the not so hilarious state of awful men in the Orthodox religion. Now folks. . . That's a show!!!

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If the Go-Go's Don't Go, Stop

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 06:00:47 GMT

Well hello there. This week here we go again -- if the Go-Go's don't make it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, we have to put a stop to the HOF. Seriously, if the only all female band that was absolutely huge and not just a one hit wonder doesn't make it in the Me Too, Time's Up, female vice president era, then. . . . on the absolute flip side -- my Super Bowl Staten Island extravaganza and my pal not coming out of his apartment for a year -- but makes a Super Bowl exception. Also, the remake of Valley Girl and -- get ready -- the show Family Affair, where we finally in fact realize -- I've lost my mind.

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The Folks That Make Hell's Kitchen a Little Heavenly

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 06:00:08 GMT

If you've been a fan of this podcast for six years then you know along the way I've been praising one restaurant in NYC that had the best buffalo wings of all time - so finally, joining us today is the great Pat Hughes. Pat is the original owner of Scruffy Duffy's bar and wings AND his friend and mine Sinem Gulturk, one half of the twins from the Discover card commercial and so much more. We discuss his actual "secret sauce" (not just the one in Fast Times at Ridgemont High where it's thousand island dressing😂. Then we talk about his plan to sell both of his restaurants by bitcoin. Now THIS should be interesting. It's one of the most fun times I've ever had in an interview. Hopefully you'll like it too. They're great.

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Bigfoot is Still a Thing?

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 06:00:11 GMT

Well hello there. This week -- another classic Manhattan store closing up; My sister becomes one of the first birthdays to have an unfortunate second go around of no partying thanks to this stupid pandemic; Clarence Beaks rears his ugly head; turns out Bob Hope is just as evil as Harvey Weinstein; and weirdos in Oklahoma that want to start legally hunting Big Foot (WTF!). What does Steve Austin have to say about that (I'm talking about Lee Majors AND the Wrestler so. . . ). :)

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The Sheriff of Nottingham is Coming For You Robinhood

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 06:00:40 GMT

Hi folks. This week a great podcast of current and old school 'why you like the Nightfly' stuff. First, I tell you about how I got caught up in the Robinhood Stock Market scandal. Then we go back to, you know, our old ways and talk about the Rob Lowe classic, "Illegally Yours" and when I say classic, I mean -- NOT. But, it's The Nightfly and there's a reason that you'll love why we talk about it, which of course leads us into the club scene in Scarface. So, really, if you don't like this week's episode -- I've got nuthin. 😉

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I Was Served With Eviction Papers Live on YouTube

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 06:00:44 GMT

Good evening folks. Yes, last Tuesday the process server rang my bell to serve me with Eviction papers while I was live on my Comedy Cellar Nightly Show program on YouTube. It was awesome. As Yakov Smirnoff says, "What a Country". Later, I rattle off the Buck Rogers episode descriptions and all will be explained on why I keep watching. 😉 Also, Dave Attell's birthday, how the one guy smoking on Match Game is the only guy left alive, Amanda Gorman and the great Hank Aaron. Hope you like 😊

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A Spoonful of Sugar Makes the Vaccine Go Down w/Wendy Liebman (in Virtual Studio)

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 06:00:32 GMT

Hi everyone. Wendy Liebman is one of the best stand-up comics I know and it is a real honor to have her on the show today. When I am quiet and finally let her talk, she's extremely interesting and I get to rant about Dear Evan Hanson for another hour so what's not to love. Wendy's been on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and the Larry Sanders Show. As everyone knows on this show, that qualifies as a legendary guest for the Nightfly. She's really terrific and forthcoming. I hope you like the interview because I really enjoyed recording it with her. 😉

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At Least Hans Gruber Had a Plan

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 06:00:28 GMT

Good evening all. Well, strange goings on these days as if a worldwide virus isn't enough. I just feel like if you're going to run into the Capital building you should probably have a plan rather then hanging around taking selfies -- you know, like super villain Hans Gruber from Die Hard. Anyway, this week I also talk about all the Covid permanent restaurant closures here in Manhattan - one's I'm sad about closing and others, good riddance. Also, Tanya Roberts who died this week. It's a heck of an existence if you're a Charlie's Angel and a Bond Girl in one lifetime, so well done. And, Buck Rogers grooves to Three Dog Night as Gary Coleman guest stars. Yeah, it's just a typical Nightfly podcast. Hilarious.

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Wonder Woman 2020 Would Have Been More Entertaining

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 06:00:16 GMT

Hi everybody and Happy New Year. Oh yeah, Wonder Woman 1984 was awful. And that's how I spent my Xmas. Now that we're caught up. Let's move on with my hilarious New Years stock tips everyone will appreciate who loves this podcast; my friend from North Dakota whose only dream is to work in a Chimpanzee Sanctuary (hilarious); and how I was like Fonzie on Happy Days on Xmas eve, eating dinner out of a can on a hot plate. It sounds sad, but, come on, that's so cliché it will be epic when I film it next year. :)

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Look Who's Talking Too Juskow w/Amy Heckerling (in virtual studio)

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 06:00:23 GMT

Hi Everyone. After years of teasing, I finally got to sit down and talk to Ms. Heckerling. Yes, the director of Fast Times at Ridgemont High (which The Nightfly consistently plays clips from), European Vacation, Johnny Dangerously, Look Who's Talking and of course the director and writer of Clueless. She was great. Really fun and forthcoming. I think it's a really great interview once I got to calm down a bit. Look folks, when you have the writer and director of your favorite movie right in front of you. . . it's hard to relax. Hope you like it and Happy New Year everyone! See you in 2021

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Christmas is Cancelled Charlie Brown

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:00:09 GMT

Closing down the restaurants again here in New York City -- what a delightful way to finish off one of the worst years ever in 2020. To that end we play our usual Vince Guaraldi to lift the mood a little bit and then talk about the shut down and of course, next weeks, big podcast with Amy Heckerling - so technically, we're finishing out the year strong. Also we speak to our friend and Liza Minnelli publicist Scotty Gorenstein on his boy Timothée Chalamet's performance on SNL. How could we not? It's the One After the 300th everybody. Happy Holidays!!!

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300! (w/Dave Attell, Gilbert Gottfried & Jeff Ross)

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 06:00:03 GMT

300! Can you believe it? Three Hundred Podcast episodes. Although it should have been a major live extravaganza, another casualty of Covid makes this stay at home podcast lost of fun anyway because my guests are hilarious. From his home in sunny L.A. the Roastmaster General joins us. Dave Attell and Gilbert Gottfried come on later to bust on each other and me of course and then the big apology to two friends who deserve it. This show is packed with everything your looking for in a slightly odd bloke who for some reason has talked for six years combined into 300 podcasts. The Video Version of the Podcast is available for patreon.com/davejuskow subscribers and it's awesome. Just sayin yo. Thanks for your support over all these years everyone. I love you all!!! Dave :)

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You're an A**hole, Charlie Brown

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 06:00:30 GMT

Happy Holidays all. Well, it's the 299th Edition and there's nothing different about anything. I get mad at the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving TV special, I get angry about how TBS cuts scenes from "Friends" and I get really livid about the Dry Ice shortage in America. I mean, like I said, just a typical Nightfly episode. That and some hilarious villains that appeared on "Buck Rogers" last Saturday. If this is anyone else's 299th podcast episode, they would be put in jail. Hilarious! Stay tuned for the big 300!

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Love & Death

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 06:00:24 GMT

Hi guys. Bit of a bummer today as death has taken another good one and I hate to burden you with it but we do Jazz and Conversation here and that's what we're about. The Jazz part is a Pouges Christmas Song Classic which is getting the cancel culture treatment. Also, gee, don't you love when an actress tells you she's be holed up in her one bedroom apartment during covid only to leave to tape her CBS Network series? Whaaaaa. And of course, who's excited for the Saved by the Bell reboot. HELLO! HAPPY Covid THANKSGIVING everyone. Oh brother.

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The McRib is Back, Oh and There's a New President

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 06:00:54 GMT

Let's face it folks. I'm hilarious. You won't see a podcast title like this anywhere else. But seriously, are you or are you not excited about the return of the McRib or not damnit??!! Oh my god. I can't stop. Anyway, it's all over and now the fun begins to see how things will pan out until January 20. If you're not intrigued, you're nuts. But of course the big news is the Senior Citizens lunch my mom and I had this week and of course the big events on The Bachelorette. Why do I keep laughing as I'm writing this as if this wasn't a normal episode of the podcast. I guess because the events of the day are so spectacular -- the stuff we talk about on The Nightfly doesn't seem that important, but duh, it is!! Am I right?!! I love this country!!

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The Results are in: Sean Connery Was Awesome

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 06:00:58 GMT

Happy Election Day 2020 everybody. Exciting times ahead, yes? Well today's podcast has the usual banter to keep you occupied no matter what happens. For instance, Governor Cuomo exiling his daughter's boyfriend to the Canadian border so he wouldn't see his daughter anymore like in the movie "Stripes" (HIGHlarious); Frozen Beer (it's awful); and a 24 year old Sabrina the Teenage Witch directing a 57 year old Martin Mull in an episode. A good way to pass the time this week for sure when you're sick of everything else. Trust me. :)

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I Miss Adam Schlesinger

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:00:12 GMT

Hi everyone. They were playing a musician on WFMU on Thursday that used to work with Adam and I realized how much no one holds a candle to him and how much I miss him in my life. Just sayin. But don't worry there's plenty to lift us up - you know, like a seasonal clip from the Paul Lynde Halloween Special and the smartest inventor in the world who developed an app to tell you if the McDonalds near you has their ice cream machine in working order (BRILLIANT)! Also, Banksy, Sammy and the Happy Days Gang. Even thought it's titled oddly, it's a super fun episode of the Nightfly. :)

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Goodbye To You Eddie Van Halen

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 05:00:51 GMT

As it turns out Patty Smyth of the 80's band Scandal was asked by Eddie Van Halen to join Van Halen before Sammy Hagar. Now THAT would have been most interesting. Also, the final days of "Tab", the pre-cursor to Diet Coke; the "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" home of Brad and Stacy goes on the market and; the big Modeling Shoot are all covered in today's new edition of The Nightfly.

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On Sunday the Priest Got Covid

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 05:00:10 GMT

Hello everyone. The Duel Audio/Video October podcast is ready and it's a good one today. First off, the first eating inside story in New York City - that's nuts. Our guests today are Chris and Sean Donohue. Sean is Chris' son who hilariously won the full Caddy scholarship we've been talking about to Notre Dame. I know, it sounds crazy but him and his dad talk about the reality of it and, of course, what it's like to go to Notre Dame or any school during covid -- especially when the Priest President of the school catches covid while sitting on the White House lawn. Then our good friend Lenny Marcus will promote his new show called "Supermarket Sweep" with Leslie Jones he's been working on, where many of the "Juskow Regulars" will be working. :) It's a fun show. Here's the link to watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/U45kbUApYX0

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Bringing Back the Willy Wonka Wonkopera

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:00:51 GMT

I've been watching a documentary on The Who's Tommy and thought I'd play two clips today from my old Wonkopera. It may be time to bring it back. Anything new is good when nothing's going on. Rick Moranis got punched this week in what's become a scary Upper West Side. This week we also talk about the big night at the Stress Factory and trying out the new outdoor Soul Cycle in Crooklyn. And speaking of Crooklyn, have you ever gone over the Brooklyn Bridge on a bicycle? Don't do it, it stinks. I'll explain more. My guest on my next Comedy Cellar Tuesday Night show is the great Alan Zweibel, so I found a sketch he was in on an old SNL clip we were actually talking about last week. Also, get ready -- the new Covid 19 Store at the mall. I only wish I was kidding. It's an all new Nightfly show folks. Happy Rocktober!

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Can Asking Your Landlord Out Stave Off Eviction?

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 05:00:55 GMT

Yep, I did just what the title says, but that was seven years ago and now she's trying to evict me. You know -- the stuff you can ONLY hear on The Nightfly. Another classic tale in what is the Dave Juskow Saga of existence. ALSO, I just was on Gilbert's Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast Show depicting the 50 year anniversary of the premiere of the Odd Couple TV series and thought I would dissect a scene from the classic Password episode. That, in turn, led to two other scenes from shows that are equally as important in shaping a young Dave Juskow and I suppose alot of you guys too. So there's that fun. Also, my new game room, Shopping Mall hilarity and much more on an all new Nightfly.

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They Gave Out Awards During a Pandemic

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:00:55 GMT

While everyone is getting evicted, the Emmys went off without a hitch. Because Hollywood knows what Americans want, you know, like bad celebrity reading of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" where clearly not one celebrity has actually seen the movie. You guys blow. And the god awful acting of Felicity Jones as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I'll show you why that's the case. I will go out on a limb here and say you will agree with everything I've said here when you listen to today's new podcast. The first one of 5781. Hey OOOO!!! :)

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The Thinning Man

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:00:20 GMT

Hi Folks. What a great week during a pandemic. Is life going back to normal or am I abnormal? Probably the latter but. . . I will tell you about the many birthday parties this weekend, the eating, the dieting and the football. Oh sweet magic. Then I will play you the stupidest song ever heard by someone we ALL know. I'm not giving out the spoiler alert today. It's too much fun to figure out on your own if you can so I suggest listening to the full podcast. You won't want to miss out. After all, you wouldn't want to get started off on the wrong foot now would you? (Is what I would've said if I was in any movie about mean teenage high school girls -- you're welcome).

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LOOK KIDS, IT'S FUNKY WINKERBEAN!

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 05:00:48 GMT

Hello all and Welcome to what used to be considered, the best time of the year. Yipes. This week on our duel audio and video podcast our good friend Memo Salazar joins us as I once again regale you with Jim Gaffigan stadium opening stories and then it's pretty much all downhill from there. But this week, I turn my attention to the Sunday Comics. You remember, you know like Blondie and Beetle Baily. Yeah, well they still are new every Sunday. Who's reading this? Also, Francis Ford Coppella's failing legacy, David Blaine and the awful Judy Blume. You can also watch this week's podcast right here: https://youtu.be/cPryo0dhims

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Alan Parker Doubles Down on Scott Baio

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 05:00:29 GMT

And where would any of us be if Chachi wasn't given his first break by the great director Alan Parker. Alan Parker died a few weeks ago and directed some of our favorite films like, Midnight Express, Fame and Angel Heart. But it all started with Scott Baio -- which is just absolutely Gold Jerry -- GOLD! Also, Cannonball run news. Yes, you heard right. Two guys actually ran the Cannonball Run. If you thought it was a myth in a movie, you'd be mistaken. And, to top things off this week of doing nothing -- Cher and David Bowie's 7 minute duet "Young Americans" medley. I swear I am not making this up. This week, on the pcast.

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The Best Birthday Party Ever (during Covid)

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 05:00:11 GMT

Hello everyone. I can actually say it was the best birthday party of all time -- as long as it's phrased in parenthesis (during Covid) because then it truly was. A little old school action down at the Comedy Cellar and it was a well needed good time with friends - (outside of course). Also, the hilarity of old people feeling bad for young people -- I'm pretty sure that's never happened in history. A terrific article from the New York Post on the absolute no backbone of HBO Max, people stopping by unexpectedly to your apartment AND defunct restaurants we may remember. For all your podcasting needs, turn to The Nightfly.

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The Alt Rock King (with Mike Sauter)

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:00:02 GMT

This week I step up and finally have a guest after all these quarantine weeks. Mike Sauter from Pittsburgh's WYEP joins me on the podcast via Zoom today. Mike was the morning man at the legendary WHTG down the Jersey Shore during the formative '90s. He is the king of Alt Rock and a Beatles aficionado. Mike's one of those guys that knows something about everything from television to movies to music which is why he makes such a great podcast guest and why I have been talking about him during the almost 300 episodes of The Nightfly. It is great to have him as my first ever Zoom/Podcast guest. This episode is the first one ever available on YouTube as well. Make room for The Nightfly everyone!! Hey Now!!

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You Couldn't Pandemic in the 80's

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 05:00:43 GMT

Multiple reasons of why Pandemicing (is that a new word?) is awesome now, but I believe in the 80's this never would have happened. Your thoughts? -- Also, why online delivery places are awful outside of New York City (yes I'm a snob) and Mike Sauter from WYEP gives me some new song titles I have to decipher and play for you. And finally, Bugs Bunny turns 80 and "Caddyshack" turns 40 this week. Yipes and Yipes!

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Martin Short is Always on My Mind

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 05:00:09 GMT

Hello hello everyone. Even though I only left the house once this week, the day I left was pretty eventful. You know, if you call drinking with an MS-13 gang member eventful - and I do. But, beyond that, wait until you hear what I was thinking of when another member of the cursed show "Glee" died last week. It's insane but it is the reason you love the show so. . . you'll just have to trust me. Confused? You won't be on an all new episode of "The Nightfly".

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How Styx Won the War

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 05:00:12 GMT

Good evening everybody. Another night of opening for the great Jim Gaffigan at the Drive-In and another podcast to discuss. I seem to certainly be doing alot more outdoor events lately. . . could things be opening up? Is it possible that at some point I could have a live podcast guest again? Probably not, but for now this week I got to virtually speak to the legendary Dennis DeYoung from Styx and it was way awesome. The guy's a living legend whether you like Styx or not and he's way outspoken and hilarious. And, of course to round things out, because, this is the Nightfly afterall, my mother tried to make me eat expired food again. Why have you forsaken me oh lord? Good times on the Nightfly this week. :)

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Back to the Future - the Musical?

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 05:00:39 GMT

And speaking of musicals - I opened for Jim Gaffigan this week at the Drive-In. Well, at the racetrack where I usually do all my betting, but it was technically turned into a drive-in, which was so weird after last week's podcast was about the drive-in. I guess drive-ins are all the rage again and that's why it's important that we sing "Sandy" from "Grease" every time we're at the drive-in, am I right? How many more times can I use the word drive-in in a sentence? Anyhoo -- I will tell you how it is to perform in front of 4,000 people that are in their cars and you can't hear them laughing. Of course, for me, it was easy since I'm used to no laughs. But being one of the first comedians to ever do it, well -- that's a podcast. Hey Now!

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Stranded at the Drive-In

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 05:00:08 GMT

Today is New Year's Eve third time this week. Lots of fun today. My friend found an old air check tape of my radio show from 1986. It's a college radio station so every song is dumb but what fun to figure out the band to only the names of the songs that were written on the cassette tape. You know you'll love it. Also, I went out three times this week including a Drive-In movie of "Trading Places". Man, it felt good to do something with others. In fact, I went out three times this week. Are things getting back to normal? Probably not but it sure was nice to do summary stuff in a very strange summer. Happy Podcast Listening. :)

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Waiters in the Bike Lane

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 05:00:43 GMT

I almost ran into three waiters in the bike lane now that New York City is allowing people to eat outside on the street. Seriously, on the street, in a parking space where a car would normally be parked. It's nuts and super hilarious at the same time. Also, Isaac from the Love Boat turns out to be an ass, James Bond and the Beatles and how they relate AND my new tv show obsession which I won't even write here because. . . well, just trust me. A nice long podcast to hopefully keep you through the dog days of covid summer. :)

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Class of 2020

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 05:00:04 GMT

High School teacher Mrs. Turner joins us today on the podcast. I'm talking about a teacher from Georgia with a classic accent by way of Long Island. Heather is technically my niece by way of brother-in-law so why not put everybody's favorite podcast niece on as well in Dory to join us for the good time. My sister turned me onto Heather's funny quarantine videos on Facebook and I thought she'd be a good guest by way of accent alone, but it turned out she was much more. A teacher who loves and misses her students during Covid and has such an uplifting message to send out to them until things get back to normal. A podcast that started one way and turned into another with lots of laughs in between. If I let either of them talk it may have been even better, but. . . hey, that's the way The Nightfly rolls. :)

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Push it to the Limit

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 05:00:09 GMT

It's time to Push it to the Limit folks. You know the 80's song from the movie "Scarface". What did you think it meant? It all has to do with me wearing scrubs to my mothers house -- well -- you'll see. Anyway there's that -- a little day curbside drinking, which is all the new rage, a little Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and a little Woody Allen. All nonsense but hopefully this will help everyone get through the week.

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Mother Feinstein, Jugs & Speed

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 05:00:25 GMT

Our friend Rachel Feinstein, hot off a birthing of a little baby girl has a brief moment to join us today, which is a welcome distraction from what's been going on for sure. Also, Dave Attell and I get accidentally caught up in a protest like Charlie Chaplin in "Modern Times". And speaking of distractions -- like this podcast -- not only do we make light of everything BUT we also add in clips from Back to the Future and Goodfellas at the same time. I mean, why? But come on -- tell me that's now what you want to hear? You love it! :)

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Waiting on a Friend

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 05:00:17 GMT

With things lightning up I've been able to see a few people LIVE this week. Boy, that was exciting. Who'd have thought? The Rolling Stones set the tone this week with "Start Me Up" and "Waiting on a Friend" - appropriate titles from the underrated and my favorite, "Tattoo You" album. Also, MLB's unbelievable selfishness. Let's get rid of baseball forever. It's dumb. And, The New York Times says people would go to back to Broadway if it wasn't for "The Jerk Factor" -- I guess they won't go if Dave Juskow is in attendance. HEY OOO!!!

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Cicadas Complete This Biblical Pandemic

Tue, 26 May 2020 05:00:21 GMT

They're coming. Every 17 years and it turns out 2020 is the one and just in time to round out the Ten Plagues. Just pile it on at this point. Also, seeing the Ice Cream Truck this week during this pandemic reminded me of the classic Ice Cream Truck driving through snowy Valley Forge in a classic Bugs Bunny. And, is Phil Collins "Face Value" album really on par with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon". You will love this podcast. :)

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Jessica Springsteen Loves the Ponies

Tue, 19 May 2020 05:00:02 GMT

Hello, hello. My guest, who would normally be a full show guest but . . . you know . . . Corona and all, is Brian Pinelli, sports writer for The New York Times and Aroundtherings.com, an Olympics website. Brian is the only sports writer working these days because he covers the world. After that (sigh) the great Fred Willard. Boy was he terrific. Let's talk about him a little. And, my test results for Corona, antibodies and virus. Well -- I'll just give away the surprise -- I was poisoning myself by bleaching my mask. Yeah, I'm kinda dumb.

Check out Brian's new project on Instagram #pinelliarchives

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Corona Buddies For Life

Tue, 12 May 2020 05:00:55 GMT

I just changed "Thunder Buddies" to "Corona Buddies" from the movie Ted. Yeah, well, whatcha gonna do. We're all in it to win it. We start this week's podcast off with my nephew singing online for charity and listen to some of the other horrible children from his town so as trying to tell any of their parents that may be listening to please stop. Then my adventures on the new Vespa-like scooters they have in New York City and the big neurological meeting results. Plus, the new escort service I've become involved with - yes you heard correctly and more classic albums cause -- why not. Is anyone still out there?! Love and Kisses :)

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Diagnosis: Jewy

Tue, 05 May 2020 05:00:02 GMT

I had to go to the emergency room this week after the City MD said I was having a heart attack. Spoiler alert: The episode title explains the rest of that. :) -- I'm hilarious. Anyway, there's that. Then we talk to Rachel Feinstein and her new FOX television pilot, oh, and also the fact that she's preggers, during this nonsense. What a mess. Then it's the usual talk about the absolute fluff I've been watching on television, sans "The Last Dance" on ESPN, which is fantastic. And then, more classic album reviews. A full two hours of enjoyment - you know, if you like that kind of stuff -- and I do.

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Irwin Allen Predicted All of This

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 05:00:42 GMT

Good morning. God, Saturday was a beautiful day outside, but everybody is outside as if nothing has happened and everyone's on edge. It might be time to leave NYC? Your thoughts. BUT, that all being said, don't worry, there's plenty of entertainment on this week's show. We discuss the great Irwin Allen (creator of "The Poseidon Adventure" and "The Towering Inferno"). He would love this. Don't you think? Everybody loves a good disaster flick. At least -- we used to. Hmmm. Oh, and I found quality toilet paper and paper towels finally. Can't imagine putting this in a podcast summary 2 months ago, but now -- it's big news. :)

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Which Doobie You Be

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 05:00:44 GMT

This week we pull from our hodgepodge of useless info. Starting off with my connection to possibly the greatest song ever written, "God Only Knows" -- and yes, you'll want to know; then moving onto the late great Brian Dennehy and a memorable appearance on David Letterman, dishing the dirt on Raquel Welch's entitled daughter, Awesome; later how Rick Moranis and SCTV broke up the Doobie Brothers for 5 years, Epic; and then, "name that group". Lots of activities to keep us busy. Keep it on in the background of however you're spending your time. :)

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Adam Schlesinger Was The Best

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 05:00:47 GMT

Sigh. It's not a complete tribute to our friend and friend of The Nightfly because we did tributes to him while he was alive -- because that's how great he was. But there would be no way of doing a weekly podcast about people we love without talking about him a little more. With this guy there was always something left to learn. Then, another tribute to our friend, comedian Vic Henley, who was really terrific. And then we go to the necessary ridiculousness to cheer us up. Below are the links to the previous episodes with or about Adam. The first one is about all the things Adam has done and the second one is when he was kind enough to come over and talk about his new Monkees Christmas album. What an awesome dude.

https://shows.acast.com/nightfly/episodes/5e1d8e45263bbcb12beb0236

https://shows.acast.com/nightfly/episodes/5e1d8e45263bbcb12beb0203

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The Call-in Show (Quarantine Edition)

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 05:00:33 GMT

Hello all. Yes, this show was recorded April 4, 2020 (best year ever - oy) -- as a live call-in show. It was so nice to hear from everyone. Like really nice. I'm so glad we could all be together for a few hours. For me personally, it was even better as family members, high school, college, comedian friends and my new podcast friends called in. Sure we talked a little about making sure everyone's ok but we were able to play some trivia and some other games lots of you guys came up with and really just spent a pleasant few hours together as a family. The usual hodgepodge of topics with Adam Schlesinger talk of course, the Brady Bunch, New York Jets, Chris Elliott. We ran the good gamut of topics. Hope you like and are doing great. Dave :)

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Into The Fire We Go

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:00:40 GMT

Well hello everyone. This week my friend who is a nurse from a huge hospital in NYC joins us to tell her story of what's been going on on the front lines of this dumb virus; the legendary Marie's Crisis helping us folk who need our show tune fix; remembering the Steely Dan Aja album; and how I've been eating the same food that super poor Erin Brockovich fed her family before she made her millions because it's the only stuff left on the shelves. So much more stuff to try and pass the time for all of us. And, 3462-JUSKOW is back Saturday April 4, 2020 at 3:00 p.m. EST. Call me. :)

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Does Zsa, Zsa Care For Jewelry?

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 05:00:23 GMT

I figured naming the podcast something that has nothing to do with the Corona Virus is a good way to begin. Memo Salazar joins us today (virtually of course), and, although there's just no way to avoid virus talk, we definitely have some juicy items today to take your mind off of what's going on in the world. So, we have clips from Jaws, Seinfeld and Paul Lynde today to keep us grounded as usual. Hope this works for ya. :) Dave

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Ed Begley, Jr. For the Win!

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 05:00:57 GMT

The title is the phrase they use on a Hollywood Squares episode I had to take off the TV. You'll hear it today. It made me laugh out loud so I figure you may like it too. But plenty of clips and nonsense today. I mean, the question is, how is Dave Juskow surviving the virus? The answer is obvious - lots of movies, television and cat talk. It'll all add up once you hear this week's all new podcast. I really hope it's good enough to make everyone relax for an hour or so. :)

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What Time Are You Due Back in Boystown?

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 05:00:39 GMT

This week so much to discuss, I feel like it's been ages since we've been together. This week's topics: The Gilbert Gottfried 65th Birthday Extravaganza; how much flack (and that's the polite word) I got for wearing a hat down at the Comedy Cellar; another High School Play, OY; a fight in the building and my friend's kid winning a Caddy scholarship. For real? It's all true, it's all awesome and everything reminds us of a tv, movie or song as usual. I've got it all together this week. :)

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Richard Kline Directs the Greats (Live From the Comedy Cellar)

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 06:00:37 GMT

Hi all. Richard is someone I have been trying to get on the podcast for a long time and it was well worth the wait. This week we talk about everything you probably know an actor had to endure before getting the role of a lifetime in "Three's Company". You know, old commercials, plays no one comes to see and, of course, the definitive Henry Winkler telling you you have to move out to L.A. as he apparently told everyone in the 70's. :) -- Richard is so funny and great and is an absolutely television Icon as "Family Guy" has probably mentioned him in at least three different episodes, which of course is the bar. After we finished taping at the Comedy Cellar we had dinner with Colin Quinn, who was just as excited to spend time with Richard as you will be. I hope you love this podcast as much as I loved taping it. This is what "The Nightfly" was made for. Dave

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I Hope Nick Wallenda Falls

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 06:00:35 GMT

I know it sounds horrible but if you think sports athletes use Jesus' name in vein, wait'll you see this guy cross the Volcano next week. Anyway, enough about that idiot, let's talk about me being an idiot and the friends I am slowly losing as I just cannot get out of my own way. This week, two big parties to talk about. Oh, also if you said, TINA ______. What would you choose as the last name 40 years ago? Now that I've seen 1917 and Parasite the final conclusion of if we got it right and, most importantly -- Cadbury Chocolate bars. Where are the only acceptable ones from? This is a podcast you listen to today ONLY if you love The Nightfly. Which you do. :)

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The Razzle Dazzle of Michael Riedel (Live From the Comedy Cellar)

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 06:00:02 GMT

I'd been waiting to talk to this week's guest for some time. Michael Riedel, the theatre critic for the New York Post and one half of "Len Berman and Michael Riedel in the Morning" on 710 WOR, joins me today down at the Comedy Cellar. I dare you to find another podcast where two men talk about their love of Broadway, James Bond and the TV Show Columbo. If you are an avid listener of The Nightfly podcast, where I describe old TV shows and movie plot lines, then you will realize I have met my match. Michael and I had a great time as we sat talking in the restaurant about his many meetings with Roger Moore, his extensive research on writing his 2015 book, "Razzle Dazzle" and old New York stories. One of my "white whales" I've been waiting to have on for a long time delivers today on an all new podcast. Hope you like. :)

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The Lost Kirk Douglas Tapes

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 06:00:35 GMT

Although I was never clear on why Kirk Douglas was a star, it turned out he was in a legendary SNL sketch I had forgotten that had lasting impressions on me. We were right on with our Oscar picks last week but, unfortunately for me, no upsets, which is like losing the Super Bowl. All that including my 24 hour day at the Comedy Cellar, celebrating Dave Attell's birthday and the tiniest of tributes to the late Harry Harrison, a legendary New York City DJ.

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Could it be Parasite (The Oscars Show)

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:00:43 GMT

Our annual Oscars podcast where, Liza Minnelli publicist and New York Post Page Six regular, Scott Gorenstein and Director Memo Salazar make their Oscar predictions and I tell you where the value is to make money with your bookies. Since there is no clear front runner on best picture it's easy to make some money on some of the films. Let alone, of course, the usual values from production design and those dumb short documentaries and animated shorts. Oh it's a scene man. A fun time full of complete nonsense and degenerate gambling.

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The Call-In Show

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 06:00:10 GMT

Well, here it is. The first ever Call-In show on The Nightfly. Folks were tweeted to call in at a pre-determined time and here is the result on an all new Nightfly. It was so much fun. Everyone was so nice and it was really great to talk to everyone. If you like it, I guess we'll do it more often. To me, it'll always be funny when no one calls. There is always a sadness to the Nightfly as well as the fun so it works on every level. :) Dave

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Neil Peart, The Little Drummer Boy

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Don't forget This Thursday, January 23, 2020 between 7:00 & 8:00 p.m. EST call 3462-JUSKOW for the big Phone In Show!!!!

And, as we prepare for that -- a tiny tribute to Neil Peart and, of course his or Rush's attachment to SCTV. And, let the movie ranting begin from the Star Wars IX to Marriage Story, a month long of yelling and screaming on who's choosing the winners begins now. And that's only after the yelling about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame choosing Whitney Houston over Pat Benatar -- cause only one of them belongs in the ROCK & ROLL hall of fame. See what I did there? :)

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Buck Henry Was Way Cool

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 06:00:12 GMT

This week as we get ready for the big Call In Show (January 23 @ 7:00 p.m. (3462-JUSKOW)), we discuss the late great Buck Henry and how influential he probably was in many comic's lives that they probably don't even realize; the "Joker" movie and a lost scene from M*A*S*H I've been referring to for years and finally found it. I mean, you know -- the usual stuff.

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New Year's, New Show, New Brian (w/Memo Salazar)

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 06:00:43 GMT

Happy New Year 2020 Everyone! Today me and co-host Memo Salazar read some of our reviews from Turbocharge on Amazon. That provides some early laughs; Our New Year's Eve's where I met one of the legends of "Family Guy"; and WYEP's Mike Sauter provides some really hilarious bumpers for The Nightfly you will love. Also, details are revealed for the big live phone in show on Thursday January 23, 2019 at 7:00 p.m. EST by calling 3462-JUSKOW, Oh it's a scene man.

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Joe Pesci May Be The Greatest Actor of All

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 06:00:23 GMT

On this the last podcast of 2019, we talk about the brilliance of Joe Pesci and what true acting is thanks to his performance in The Irishman. Also a breaking news edition - Comedian Olga Namer was on the train where a knife fight broke out during Santa Con 2 days earlier and she tells us about it. Happy Holidays everyone!!! :)

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The One Where Turbocharge Comes Out on Amazon

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 06:00:33 GMT

That's right. After ten years Turbocharge: The Unauthorized Story of the Cars finally comes out on Amazon and it's exciting. Of course I forgot about it until 45 minutes in while I whined about Thanksgiving and so many other things because that is what we call, "The Nightfly" Podcast. :)

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THE 251ST EPISODE - with Sarah Silverman

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 06:00:13 GMT

Part 2 of my sit down with my beautiful friend Sarah. In this episode we discuss how we miss Joan Rivers and Garry Shandling, are excited about Coming to America 2 and, of course, which leads to talks about the genius of Eddie Murphy. We top it off with what to do about Woody Allen and his genius. It's a great talk between two friends who love comedy. Hope you like it too.

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THE 250TH EPISODE - with Sarah Silverman

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 06:00:23 GMT

Hi everyone. While Sarah was packing up to go back to Los Angeles after filming "Marry Me" for three months, I went down to her hotel room to do the podcast. This week we talk about facial products, Melissa Villaseñor, Bugs Bunny, SCTV, Mister Rogers and the genius of "Notting Hill". This is Part 1 of 2 episodes with Sarah. I hope you like it. :)

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Everyone Pales in Comparison

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 06:00:03 GMT

I'm actually talking about Sammy Davis, Jr. but I figured if I put it in the title no one under 50 would listen so. . . . But, being down this week I put a little Sammy from "I Dream of Jeannie" on and it completely cheered me up. It'll work for you too. You'll see.

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Tootsie the Musical

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 06:00:23 GMT

Yep, I finally saw "Tootsie" - my review today and a review of the new "Morning Show" with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon (actually I can't wait for you to listen -- it blows), should have said spoiler alert. My weekend with Ms. Amy Yazbeck and all the good deeds I've been doing. Lots of other stuff as always and lots of clips. It's a classic solo Nightfly. The way you love it. :)

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The Smackdown

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 06:00:02 GMT

Good morning all. Today comedians Olga Namer and The Courtney Davis join me on the podcast so they can apparently let me have it for all the things I've said about them on previous podcasts. Well that to me always spells comedy gold. We discuss dating, sex and marriage and Courtney gives us a preview of her upcoming rap single. Well -- this ought to be quite interesting.

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The Closed Captioning Implementation

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 05:00:22 GMT

Good evening everyone. Everyone's favorite co-host Memo Salazar joins us again to spill a little more information on the Cars "Turbocharge "movie release date of course. Then the topics keep flowing, from racism to Kristy McNichol to drunkeness to sports and of course Comedy. It's a gab fest and when I say gab I mean I talk for 2 hours and finally let Memo talk at the end. It's classic Nightfly.

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Juskow & The Bandit

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 05:00:22 GMT

So I purchased a CB Radio Microphone. Just the Microphone. It's attached to nothing in the car but I love recreating scenes from Smokey & The Bandit in my car by myself. Obviously I have an issue, so -- more about that later. Also the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Some ridiculous and then there's Pat Benatar.

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The Bumping Mikes Conjecture

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 05:00:12 GMT

When you perform for 20 people one night and 1,500 the next it means that your life is quite the conundrum. But when you perform with your best pals it should be the experience of a lifetime. Well do I have a story for you. That and the fact that my friend Memo and I are real dumb rounds out this week on the podcast.

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Abbey Road and Richard Curtis

Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:00:04 GMT

Abbey Road turned 50 this week and sometimes I forget I know every song on the album even if I don't know the names when I see them. And, Richard Curtis and his amazing fantasies including his latest, "Yesterday". Also, The traditional Dave Juskow Television Fall Preview. We have to, Right? Do we though anymore? :)

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Live From the Comedy Cellar (with Marina Franklin & Rachel Feinstein)

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 05:00:14 GMT

This week our good podcast pals Marina Franklin and Rachel Feinstein join us live upstairs at the Comedy Cellar in the West Village. Marina and I recall the big celebrity party we were at a few weeks previously and how she got stuck in the elevator with Diane Keaton and Rachel tells us about the first time her and I met, which I promise -- is an instant classic. It's a real fun podcast folks. :)

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Ric Ocasek & The Movie We Made About Him

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 05:00:16 GMT

Hi everybody. My boy Memo Salazar and I put this together so fast (like our movie) that it's all over the place (like our movie) and weird (like our movie). BUT, we had to do something to pay tribute to our hero. So here it is. We talk about Ric, his solo work, his production work and scenes from our movie we like. We also will let you know when you can finally see, "Turbocharge, the unauthorized story of The Cars".

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Eddie Money Was Funny

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 05:00:16 GMT

Eddie Money was on my playlist ever since I got Spotify. His songs were fun, funny and moved. So, a little tribute to one of my personal greats. But, also why I get so angry when things don't affect me. I believe you will enjoy this podcast very much. So there.

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Live From the Comedy Cellar (with Olga Namer & Elon Altman)

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 05:00:26 GMT

This week Olga Namer joins us again with our friend Elon Altman live upstairs at the Comedy Cellar in the West Village. Death and Comedy are the obvious topics when three Jews get together to talk. Also, Olga's brother's getting married, how she hooked my sister up to meet her General Hospital heroes and the rather normal way Elon and his wife met. A good time for all.

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This Party Goes to 11

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 05:00:15 GMT

Greetings everyone and welcome back to the Fall season of The Nightfly. We kick off things regaling you with stories of greatness - at least for listeners of this podcast. When you meet Marty DiBergi and Hank Scorpio in person you are bound to tell tales and this time is no exception. Be prepared to be amazed and confused as we gather around to up this party to 11.

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WJUS Summer of 2019

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 05:00:06 GMT

WJUS is on the air!

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Waitress The Musical

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 05:00:17 GMT

I had no intention of seeing Waitress during it's broadway run BUT when your friend is in it and he's a television legend -- well Dave Juskow is ALL in. So there's that, and what happened leading up to going to see it. Also, a review of my birthday show at the Comedy Cellar and speaking of birthdays, since I'm older, it's double the rant. A classic birthday edition of The Nightfly.

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T-Boz, Chilli and Olga (Olga Namer in Studio)

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 05:00:15 GMT

Three names you certainly don't hear together often, but here she is folks: Comedian Olga Namer in the Juskow Compound to tell us about leaving her marriage and the Orthodox community. Olga talks comedy, of course, and came in to defend the charges made up against her by a jealous waitress. All great stuff that makes up for a great podcast. :)

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Why Does Everyone Sing American?

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 05:00:06 GMT

Well. . .why do folks seem to have no accents when they sing? No one knows. But today we put the hilarity to the test with the VERY Scottish Shirley Manson from Garbage against -- well -- you'll find out. :) Also, wait til you hear what Bon Jovi had to say about me opening in Atlantic City and family drama. All, this week on a new podcast. Yay.

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Princess Vanellope Orders a Blizzard

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 05:00:14 GMT

The aftermath of the big Sarah Silverman tour in detail. Plus, the new lady James Bond. I understand it all now but the initial shock. Also, ELO and Jeff Lynne can suck it. There, I said it.

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George Lucas Rips off Pufnstuf

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 05:00:14 GMT

Oh my god. How many times? But. . .when you make a connection between Star Wars and H.R. Pufnstuf you must be a genuine idiot and this podcast is no exception. Also a connection between A Chorus Line and James Bond. Clearly I'm losing my mind. But, on the flipside there's lots of ranting and raving about girls and nieces and nephews. Who doesn't like that? :)

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I'm Not Joking, This is My Job

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 05:00:14 GMT

The title quotes the classic Donald Sutherland line from "Animal House" and turns out to be rather relevant this week. As we delve into why people are available at noon on a Wednesday, deep depression and how Meatloaf (the musician) ripped off the TV Version of "Animal House" for his follow up to "Bat Out of Hell". For real?

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Monday the Deacon Was Boring

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Like in the classic Rabbi books of the seventies, the Deacon at the funeral on Monday was GOD awful. (I'm hilarious). Also, the 20 hour date on Thursday, recording video during live concerts and going back to the old partying ways of 1987. This podcast marks the point where Dave Juskow finally loses his mind since his firing. You're welcome.

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The Scorsese Weekend

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 05:00:09 GMT

Hello everyone. My Friday was as hectic as Henry Hill's Sunday when the helicopter was following him so I recorded in similar fashion. Also, the girl I was with Thursday put her feet on the bar and got kicked out like in "Casino". Thus, the title. Also, Eugene Levy, Bugs Bunny and Mel Brooks. You know -- the greats.

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Worst Grandmother Ever

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 05:00:19 GMT

Hi all. Another week of unemployment - let the good times roll. My mother and how she clearly hates her grandchildren, the expensive underwear that bleeds, the big fight between carrot top and penn jillette I missed and my niece is dumb. You know, the usual. :)

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What in Hell is Hadestown?

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 05:00:15 GMT

Turns out "Hadestown" is literally about Hell. Who knew? Never even heard of the play until a week ago. We listen to some of it together to make our decision and survey says: Broadway's in big trouble. Also in this day and age I guess we'll have to change the name of "Guys and Dolls" to "Guys and Smart Sophisticated Women" or something. Let's face it -- we're all doomed.

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Young Juskow and His Theatrical Rock Dramas

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 05:00:05 GMT

Picture it - a young Dave Juskow in his first dramatic role demanding to use the hottest band of our time, "Asia". A classic tale about a small period in 1982. We have to look at the past to figure out the future. Am I right? The unemployment continues.

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Dave Juskow - Professional Stand-Up Comedian

Tue, 21 May 2019 05:00:27 GMT

The Me Too movement continues into the second week of termination as things begin to unravel for our hero. I did realize, since the only pay I have coming up are stand-up comedy gigs, it does, however, make me a professional stand-up comedian. You know, like Seinfeld. :) This and making fun of the horrid musical "Newsies". I gotta get the papes, get the papes.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, (do I dare?)

Tue, 14 May 2019 05:00:29 GMT

After a cliffhanger podcast last week -- let's step it up a notch with resolution and comedy AND "Beetlejuice the Musical". I saw it on Thursday and it's _______. Well, you'll have to listen to find out. Tee hee :)

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Dave Juskow Gets Me Too'd

Tue, 07 May 2019 05:00:09 GMT

It happened just like that. I got pulled into the Me Too movement in dramatic fashion and today you will hear all about it. No secrets when you listen to The Nightfly.

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The Big Bang Theory Juskow Conundrum

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 05:00:19 GMT

You might have read that Johnny Galecki got emotional during the last few episodes of The Big Bang Theory. Well, today I will tell you how I apparently caused an issue on the set. Also, the fact that Henry Winkler was an acting genius and that Johnny Galecki should shut up. The Happy Days cast on Mike Douglas, which always provides entertainment. And, how Ariana Grande's songs will be banned in the future. So -- Past meets future on an all new Nightfly!!

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The B Fifty Jews

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 05:00:04 GMT

The breakdown after the 3,000 seat venue opening for Sarah Silverman. Of course the best part was getting to meet Kate Pierson from the B-52s. She is way cool and a music legend. Also, the Juskow origins of Stand-Up Comedy and maybe it's time to make a come back. Of course you can't make a come back when you've never been back. Hey OOOO!

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I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 05:00:02 GMT

Hi everybody. Today our good friend Memo Salazar brings his kid over. Now normally kids are annoying -- you know, like my nieces, but this kid's alright. She's only eight and Memo took her to see "2001: A Space Odyssey" in the movie theater. Now that's some interesting parenting. Of course there's alot of annoying Harry Potter talk, which would be acceptable with an 8 year old except we're so used to my niece who should be well over Harry Potter by now because she's 40 that we're done with it. Either way, a fun time had by all.

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Def Leppard & Michael J. Fox

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 05:00:12 GMT

This week I tried to weasel my way into Michael J. Fox at the Comedy Cellar Podcast. Also, Def Leppard going into the rock and roll hall of fame this week got me thinking how much they used to mean to me. It's surprising. And, someone on my Comedy Cellar show last week made a career threatening choice. Who was it and what were the repercussions? Find out today on the pcast. :)

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What If I Could Produce Keith Hernandez Right Here Within The Hour

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 05:00:09 GMT

There's a Keith Hernandez story alright -- and it's juicy. But that leads right into the greatness of Seinfeld of course. And of course the day Steven Spielberg called my house to see if I was available. The New York Post says John Travolta's career is shaky, but is a 40 plus career really shaky? That and the idiot Flying Wallenda family. They're dumb.

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Lori Loughlin Writes Her Own Hallmark Movie

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 05:00:19 GMT

I mean if you think about it. . . Lori Loughlin wrote herself into the greatest Hallmark movie of all time -- And now they fire her? Also, my mother has never heard the name "Frankie" before - no joke and how to clean a house of ghosts and poltergeists and my favorite, arch demons - all for about $250. Sweet.

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Do We Still Listen to Michael Jackson Music Now?

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 05:00:18 GMT

Oh what a night. Late December back in '63. Not really, just early March in '19 but super fun times. Today I will regale you with stories like Aunt Jenny in the Brady Bunch. You'll understand when you listen. Also, the Leaving Neverland documentary, why I may be stuck watching American Idol again and just a lot of anger over nothing. You know -- the usual. YAY!!

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen (in Studio)

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 06:00:03 GMT

Well -- it finally happened. Rhoda joins the podcast. My mother, my sister and my niece all sit down to tell their own story after years of mocking them on the podcast. BUT, the best is definitely when my mother reveals how she is related to Paul McCartney. Then we find out why we got kicked out of the Temple when she punched the Rabbi and, I don't know. . . too many other revelations to remember. You'll just have to listen. :)

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The Green Book Upset Equals $$

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:00:06 GMT

If this were a "Friends" episode it would be entitled "The One After All the Oscar Predictions". Well, you can certainly count on your pal Dave Juskow with your Oscar picks. If you listened you should have made some money with me. It was some sweet magic. Also this week -- some clips with the big show at the Comedy Cellar and the big surprise appearance by Judd Apatow, who is now a recipient of a Jusky Award. It's a thing.

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Black Panther Wins Best Picture (The Oscars Show)

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 06:00:05 GMT

A year ago the show was called "Wonder Woman Wins Best Picture" -- although we knew that was wishful thinking. On this week's podcast I go head to head with legendary Liza Minnelli, Carol Channing and page six regular publicist Scott Gorenstein and our film editor Memo Salazar on why "Roma" blows and how we are going to have another "Shape of Water" horrid Oscars winner on our hands. We go though every category and I tell you where the value is for betting as Scotty and Memo give their dumb artistic views. It's a classic expanded edition of The Nightfly.

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They Call Me Mister Fahrenheit

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 06:00:05 GMT

Greetings all. This podcast is ridiculous. While doing my prep for my colonoscopy the next day, I thought I'd do a podcast. So plan on many hilarious commercial breaks :) -- and lots of fun clips that -- well quite frankly -- bring me (and hopefully you) lots of joy. And of course -- Bohemian Rhapsody Queen talk since it's all the rage.

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Did the Patriots win, I Left After the Half

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 06:00:05 GMT

This podcast was recorded hours before the Super Bowl. Did I get it right? Oy. Other than that -- more Super Bowl related stuff; A tiny Oscars preview; my drinking and never getting sick streak is in jeopardy; and -- I was right about the Girl Scout Troop leader being suspicious. YES! Also, what happend with "Rent Live" -- oh and my gambling addiction. It's quite the personal podcast.

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Alan Alda Makes the Peace

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 06:00:03 GMT

This week long time co-host Memo and I hash out what had been a 3 month long fight -- so there's that. Then we get to the other stuff: Dave Attell's birthday, how a Blondie song rivals a classic movie loved by this podcast, sports illustrated swimsuit issue (rrow), the mlb hall of fame selections and girl scout cookies. That about literally covers everything. :)

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The Journey from Morocco (ok at Epcot)

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 06:00:03 GMT

Yes, always hilarious to say you've been somewhere when you've actually only been to Epcot Center. The trip to Orlando was quite the roller coaster of emotions. The week in review AND, the death of our good friend William Stephenson, a Juskow regular in my shows at the Comedy Cellar and a staple at the Cellar. Also, Tom Cruise, still a huge box office draw. Amazing.

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Alexa Hates Dick Van Dyke

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 06:00:05 GMT

Although the title is true, it is just a small part of this week's hodgepodge. After screaming about my mother for a half hour, we cover the new crappy Jets coach, how Lin Manuel Miranda saved a childhood store, and how anti-depressant medication may be awesome for me when others are on it. Also, my meeting with Penny Marshall and everybody's favorite President -- Ulysses S. Grant.

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Clueless The Musical - Finally

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 06:00:06 GMT

Happy New Year everyone and welcome to another year of the greatest podcast of all time. Yes, I finally saw the long awaited Clueless The Musical, classic. Earlier I regale everyone with New Year's stories. We also find out that I am an average man, which is odd of course -- and it's the worst reason why. Also, Bob Einstein RIP and we discover why I'm not married. Now that's a show!

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Next Year at the Lingerie Bowl

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:00:05 GMT

The last six episodes were amazing. This week we talk about them and play some clips from the big Christmas extravaganza at the Comedy Cellar two weeks ago. I hope everyone has a great holiday and a Happy Nude Year. That's right. I said Nude Year. I still got it.

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Dave Attell Lights the Menorah II (Live at the Comedy Cellar)

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 06:00:00 GMT

The annual tradition continues but the venue changes. This week Dave Attell, Russ Meneve, Dan Naturman and Bob Golden join me at the Comics Table at the legendary Comedy Cellar to, yes light the Hanukkah Menorah BUT also talk about everything from Billy Joel to celebrities to growing up in funeral parlors. It really doesn't matter what the conversation is with these guys because Attell will always bring the punchline. Hope you like and Happy Holidays!!

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Christmas Party w/Adam Schlesinger (in studio)

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 06:00:14 GMT

My guest is the great Adam Schlesinger. Adam is the coolest and one of the great songwriters of our time. You probably don't even realize how many songs he's written that you might hum on a daily basis. However, today we go track by track through the 2018 first ever "The Monkees" Christmas album called, "Christmas Party", which Adam produced. It's a brilliant follow up to his 2016 "The Monkees - Good Times" album. It's so nice of Adam to come by and totally be into having a discussion on how these terrific tracks come to light. It's a great listen with a great guest. Download the album. It's great.

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The Kids in the Hall 5

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 06:00:04 GMT

The annual Thanksgiving Podcast with my sister and only one niece since the other one has a lifetime ban from last year. The usual Dory talk, Friends, Harry Potter. I mean these ladies bring nothing to the table as usual, but that's become half the fun. The best part is when I try to explain to my niece that Al Pacino is not kidding with the accent from Scarface. I mean, that's just good un-PC comedy.

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The Fourth Annual Carney Awards with David Katz

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 06:00:18 GMT

Once again David Katz, producer of "The Carney Awards" joins me in studio as we have another classic time talking about the character actors we all love. Joe Morton, Jessica Walter, Joe Pantoliano, M. Emmet Walsh, James Cromwell and Bruce Greenwood are this year's honorees. If you don't recognize some of the names, don't worry -- when you listen to the podcast you'll be like. . . . Whaaaa!!!?? "I know that guy!" What a great way to spend our 201st. :)

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THE 200TH EPISODE - Live from The Comedy Cellar

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:00:08 GMT

IT'S MY 200TH EPISODE!!! LIVE from the legendary Comic's Table at the legendary Comedy Cellar in the West Village in New York City. My co-host, the great Dan Naturman, joins me for this very special podcast. The amazing comics and my friends Rachel Feinstein, Joe Machi, Russ Meneve, Gregg Rogell and Matteo Lane all join me for a great night of round table comedy that rounds out the first 4 years. I hope you like it and you'll join me and my adventures for the next 4.Dave

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The One Before the 200th (w/Rachel Feinstein)

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 13:09:18 GMT

Hello all. The 199th podcast with best friend Rachel Feinstein. Everyone loves when Rachel comes in. She usually give it to me real good and this time is no exception BUT we also talk about her recent "who's who of comedy" wedding. Her bad ass stylist Brenda from ESPN joins us for the last fifteen minutes as Rachel gets ready for a show taping at the Comedy Cellar for Comedy Central.

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Sarah Silverman Wanted to Know How I Orgasm

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 05:00:13 GMT

Well, I figured I'd put it out there since the poor girl is being pounced on by something a bunch of friends were doing 30 damn years ago who aren't running for Supreme Court Justice anytime soon. So there's that. Bill Cosby and his two-faced existence taking "The Little Rascals" off the air when I thought it was a show bringing relations together. BUT, after the Megyn Kelly issue, perhaps I need to rethink. AND, lots of other stuff today on the second to last podcast before the big 200th.

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Good Times with The Monkees

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 05:00:03 GMT

This week -- the Los Angeles trip described in detail. The all celebrity, all football, all drinking, all high weekend. Solo again since my guest this week was at Big Bird's retirement party. I wish I was kidding. The great Adam Schlesinger once again hits pay dirt with an awesome "Monkees" album. You heard correctly. And, how that may effect your boy, Dave Juskow. Come on in see what it all means and hear the good times on an all new podcast.

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Pretty Woman the Musical is Heaven?

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 05:00:09 GMT

Well hello all -- yes, I saw the new Broadway musical based on the movie, "Pretty Woman". The music is by Bryan Adams and when you're listening, I'm sure you'll here what I hear and realize that I guess it's ok to rip off yourself. Also, The Hitlers move to Long Island, Drew Brees passes for a legendary touchdown and Scarface. Nowhere will you find a more eclectic podcast than this one. Seriously -- I dare you to find one.

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I Got the Magic Power of the Music in Me

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 05:00:09 GMT

When you feel all is lost sometimes it's good to go back to the 80's and play what you need to hear. So then you play a little Scarface and a little Annie Hall and a little Curb Your Enthusiasm and everything is good with the world again. Also, how the cast coming out on Saturday Night Live at the end all started. :)

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New Amsterdam Will Be The First Network Casualty

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 05:00:09 GMT

You heard it here first. Sure I know no one watches Network television anymore -- neither do I, BUT, love looking at that Fall Line up and watching the shows fall. So -- that's what I predict is the first one to go. It's exciting, right. Also -- what's my obsession with puppets? Who knows? And why do I love robot girl shows? It's all the stuff you love. Happy Rocktober!! :)

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Paul McCartney is Number One

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 05:00:09 GMT

Paul McCartney's new album is number one on the charts for the first time in like 40 years. That's pretty big news since everyone's always rooting for him -- you know -- until he somehow gets RAMed with the Me Too movement. Soon-Yi's big bombshell article defending her man Woody Allen, who could also use a number one movie at this point to help out but he's still the greatest. And one of the greatest places to be on New Year's Eve if we can scam our way in. All this on a brand new pcast.

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The Stroker Ace Cannonball Bandit

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 05:00:06 GMT

This week our tribute to Burt Reynolds which turns into more of a roast really. A reading from a scathing Roger Ebert article that sums it all up. The big Rachel Feinstein wedding with Colin Quinn, Tom Papa and Amy Schumer and of course the most hilarious guest of all, Dave Juskow. Duh. And, the Serena Williams now legendary classic US Open Meltdown. Oh and also what Cynthia Nixon puts on a bagel. You'll actually want to know. An all new podcast. :)

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The NYC Ballet Gets Me Too Tude

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 05:00:06 GMT

Although they don't let you use apostrophe's in the title, if that's not the funniest title you've ever heard then -- well, you'll probably hate this podcast. I'll explain comedy to you later but today, Crazy Rich Asians, Woody Allen's latest pitfall, my mother with the same name as a demon girl and the big sex scandal at the New York City Ballet. I mean -- who knew?

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Sponge Bob Square Rants

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 05:00:06 GMT

Hello all and happy stretch run to New Year's. Well, today on the show another hodge podge of topics - From the horrid Broadwayness of "Spongebob Squarepants" to the anticipation of "Pretty Woman" and the hot mess we're expecting. From the death of Doug Grindstaff - (who?) -- well you'll find out what he's famous for to Derek Jeter cancelling the big Sea Creature race at Marlin's Park (how could he?). Also, a classic story that involves Lorne Michaels, Art Garfunkle and a friend of mine all fighting over the same woman. Who is it? You've gotta hear this.

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The Still Alive Birthday Spectacular

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 05:00:08 GMT

This week, the week leading up to and the day of the Big Birthday Show at the Village Underground on August 13, 2018. We have clips from the show and legalized gambling -- a way to get me out of the house. Good? Hmmm. Anyway, just a smattering of what was a terrific night last Monday in a really spectacular show that unfortunately only 200 folks could attend. With Sarah Silverman, Gilbert Gottfried, Judy Gold, Joe Machi, Keanu Thompson, the amazing Scott Rogowsky from HQ and -- I swear to god if you miss this, you're nuts -- Matteo Lane as Liza Minnelli. Classic.

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Cheap Trick Rules! (w/Jessica Pilot)

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 05:00:04 GMT

Hello all. Our friend and booker for the "Late Show with Stephen Colbert", Jessica Pilot, joins us once again for music and good times. She's been instagraming alot of Cheap Trick listening lately so we delve into "the charisma of Ric Nielson" as Mike Damone would say. Also, the new Nxivm repercussions, the preparation leading to the Big Birthday Show at the Comedy Cellar and Jessica's dating profile. Classic. :)

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They Don't Call Him Big John For Nothing

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 05:00:04 GMT

I'm not just talking about Big John, I'm talking about Stanley Zbornak as well. Yes, the big revelation in the podcast today with special guest Laurence Lerman from Variety Magazine, and for this podcast, it's the "Biggest" thing ever. Other than that, from which I can barely recover, Laurence and I delve into some serious and mostly comical James Bond stuff and certainly go into other classic movies since Laurence may be the one of the greatest movie buffs on record. Also, some of the legendary 90's parties Laurence used to have when his apartment was the central place to be like Seinfeld's. Also a tribute to Harlan Ellison, the legendary science fiction writer who wrote the greatest Star Trek episode ever made.

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The Rumble at the Joan Jett Concert

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 05:00:05 GMT

Yeah, I got into a fight at the Joan Jett and Styx concert. I mean, who does that? Plus, another new classic Saturday Morning Cartoon theme stuck in my head AND, the show "Crashing" burns me again. Also, late night bar talk, the red meat diet and The Strange Case of Dr. Couney. An all new podcast as we get ready for the big Birthday Show at the Comedy Cellar. :)

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The Princess Bride (is an idiot)

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 05:00:04 GMT

I mean in the sense that Wesley's her true love and she doesn't recognize him wearing a tiny mask -- it's almost as bad as eagle eye reporter Lois Lane not recognizing superman, so. . . anyway -- my niece Dory joins me today as we take a "Princess Bride" quiz and monitor my mom taking her first Uber or something like that. A lazy summer podcast for your listening pleasure.

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The Ghostbuster's Daughter (Violet Ramis Stiel in Studio)

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 05:00:04 GMT

The daughter of legend Harold Ramis joins us today live in studio. Violet Ramis Stiel has written a terrific book called, "Ghostbuster's Daughter" about her life with her father and everyone's father of modern movie comedy. You realize we're talking about the writer and director of Animal House, Caddyshack and Groundhog Day. The movies this podcast is completely based on. This is a miracle - where I pretty much just gush over her dad for an hour and a half and she tries to get a word in. You know, the usual. But she's a great person and a real good sport and I will always be grateful she was kind enough to grace us with her presence. :)

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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Hukabees

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 05:00:05 GMT

This week the Red Hen restaurant will reopen. Who will they kick out next? Also, Alan Dershowitz's take on Fiddler on the Roof, which is obviously, "too schtiky"; Dave Attell and Jeff Ross at the Village Underground; meeting Hugh Grant, (finally); the annual hot dog eating contest controversy and more.

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Something's Phishy (Live from the Jersey Shore)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:00:04 GMT

We're back with our Deadhead friend David Elliott at his Cabana down the Jersey Shore where the Ocean is to the right and the boardwalk is to the left. David takes decorating his Cabana pretty seriously and one could actually spend an hour just looking at the pictures and portraits he's put up on the walls. It's truly as if the Cabana is decorated with everything "Nightfly" (besides all the Grateful Dead stuff of course). :) -- So get ready to talk about everything from Werner Herzog to Seinfeld to the '86 Mets to Orlando Bloom playing ME in a new movie and everything in between. Dave is, as usual, a great host and it was a a super fun summer podcast. I'm sure you'll really like it.

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Henry Winkler's Hat Trick

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:00:04 GMT

This week we really let Robert DeNiro have it. After two decades of epic movies, there've been two decades of bad movies so -- who does this guy think he is? Also, Henry WInkler stars in the 1977 Movie "Heroes" with the number one and two box office stars of that year. Do you know who they are? Come on -- you know you love this podcast! :)

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Saturday Russ Went Hungry (w/Russ Meneve in Studio)

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 05:00:24 GMT

No it's not a Rabbi David Small novel from the 70s (I know no one was thinking that besides me anyway) -- it's our friend comedian Russ Meneve, who joins us today at the Juskow Compound. Although it's true, Russ has a very strict and strange eating regiment, he explains why it works for him and how maybe it could work for me -- although I doubt it. But Russ is so much more interesting then that. We talk about how he started a comedy coalition among clubs to fight for better performance wages, which is truly fascinating; obviously comedy; and being a professional working comic all these years. And then of course we get to the good stuff with Russ' take on Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark -- if I let him get a word in edge wise. A great guest. A fun podcast.

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I Am Utterly Alone

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 05:00:12 GMT

It's a depressing beginning, as we reference the words above from the classic "Beetlejuice", but we work it out as we get angry about the new Han Solo movie and the realization that no one can replace Harrison Ford. Duh. Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein living in prison together makes us happy again so that's something. And, legalizing gambling well. . . I mean -- that's a show.

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Live from Los Angeles with Chris Regan

Tue, 22 May 2018 05:00:02 GMT

Chris Regan is not only one of my oldest friends but an uber talented writer/performer who I finally got to join the podcast and he certainly was worth waiting for. Joined once again by my lovely L.A. co-host William McLaughlin, we had another rocking time talking about old times, new times and certainly Chris' work, which is quite extensive. A five time emmy winner Chris right now is writing and producing "Family Guy", which is one of my favorite shows. But of course, what do Chris Regan and Michael Jackson have in common? Well that's a classic too. So listening to the process and having a few laughs is what makes for a great podcast, which this one is.

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Hope & Heroes & Lee Majors

Tue, 15 May 2018 05:00:02 GMT

This week a charitable event. My friend Joe Messina joins us to talk about the upcoming Hope & Heroes Walk to benefit kids and families going through a rough time. (See below to make a donation) It's an important charity that's close to my heart as well BUT, (speaking of heroes) there's still plenty of time to talk about Lee Majors, my trip to Vegas, and the director of the 1978 movie, "Convoy", Sam Peckinpah. Yeah, you heard me right. Well if that's not eclectic enough for ya. . . .For donations click here: https://hopeandheroes.org/event/hope-heroes-walk/

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Live from Los Angeles with Sharon Houston

Tue, 08 May 2018 05:00:06 GMT

This week me and my co-host all this week, the lovely William McLaughlin, have a terrific time talking to a gorgeous friend of so many years, Ms. Sharon Houston. Sharon will always be a stand up comic but in the day she was also a producer of the Daytime Judge shows we all love. She is also a hidden camera show legend appearing on "Punk'd" and "Celebrities Undercover" and was a regular on "Chelsea Lately". But the best part about Sharon is she's a bundle of energy and so much fun. Three friends hanging around laughing and having a good time always makes for a fun podcast. :)

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Was a Comic Genius

Tue, 01 May 2018 05:00:06 GMT

Three interesting folks died over the past two weeks - Harry Anderson, Milos Forman and R. Lee Enrey. We talk about all three but mostly the true comic genius of R. Lee Enrey. It's said that he improvised much of his scenes in Full Metal Jacket -- which makes him the greatest improviser of all time. Take that UCB! Also, what's the rush at dinner when you're out with friends and you have no kids. Let's discuss. :)

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David Puddy Supports the Team

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 05:00:04 GMT

Greetings all. Today we start out with the amazing New Jersey Devils playoff game where me and the great Patrick Warburton (David Puddy) were together in full Seinfeld make-up to "support the team"; Martin Scorsese's SCTV documentary; how women can still take advantage of a classic nerd -- especially one that gets scammed at the comic book store only yesterday; and the sad case of Millennials not knowing what the Holocaust was. Well, if that's not a show for you, then I don't know what is.

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1977 The Year in Film

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:30:04 GMT

Watching "Slap Shot" for the first time made me wonder how I missed it in 1977. Then I realized how many unbelievable films came out that year. That's the year our favorite, "Annie Hall", won best picture, let alone, "Star Wars" and "Saturday Night Fever". This week we cover everything including why using Oscar speeches as a platform for political views are absolutely nothing new. But listen how one awesome dude and "Saturday Night Live" really let this lady have it after the fact. Also, the script Bill Cosby uses for seduction (and when I say seduction, I'm sorry, I meant rape). But other than that. . .let's get to it.

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Inside Jono Hughes

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 06:00:00 GMT

Today my guest is Jono Abrams. You may not know him yet but he's a heck of a fascinating guy. Jono and I met many years ago but reconnected sitting next to each other at a Brooklyn Nets game. But it gets so much better than that. Jono used to work for the great John Hughes and was at every scene when filming the iconic "Planes, Trains & Automobiles and saw the first screening of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" with just him, John Hughes and the president of Paramount. Jono's got the inside scoop of some of the favorite movies we talk about on this podcast on a daily basis and then gets a little angry when he finds out I hate all movies that were made before Sixteen Candles. All of which is what makes a perfect podcast. Great guy, great guest. This is a really interesting one.

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Allison Mack is Get Out Worthy

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 12:20:48 GMT

Greetings everyone and happy April. Today on the cast, is it necessary to play Jason Derulo at a McDonalds at 7:00 a.m. at maximum volume? Is it necessary for Dave Attell and Jeff Ross to bump mikes? Is it necessary for me to be responsible for the upstate cult that has made women sex slaves? All of these questions will be revealed today on the podcast and let me tell you something -- that last one is true. I'll tell you why and we'll talk about my HQ winnings and Rosanne all on a jam packed show today that of course includes "Rocky" and "The Magician". Duh.

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Rachel's Getting Married (Rachel Feinstein in studio)

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 02:21:07 GMT

It's true. One of our favorite guests comes back today fresh off a Conan appearance and newly engaged. That being said, it leads our topics right into what one has to go through to get to the right guy, appearing on the tonight show for the first time, appearances on local early morning talk shows and the manliness of Firefighters. And, of course, we just bust on each other the way it was meant to be. So much fun.

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Scott Baio is Hilarious

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 03:04:10 GMT

I guarantee that no one has ever said that. Nor has anyone ever made it the title of their -- well anything -- but. . .what the heck. Yes, today on an interim podcast I'll explain why it's interim. We'll also talk about the creator of Full House getting fired over harassment, Scott Baio, Kellyanne Conway, the New York Jets legendary draft decisions and why men are just crazy nutty. So there.

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You're Not Still Talking About "Get Out" Are You?

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 01:53:39 GMT

A day after the live production of Goodfellas at the Comedy Cellar, I wrap up the show and, as usual, throw folks under the bus that don't perform up to par. You know you love it. Then go over the big Oscar winning bets, the case of the Breakaway Bottle, the week in review and, as has now become the norm, just getting angry again that "Get Out" did not win it all. "Get Out" has become my new Dear Evan Hansen. I'm obsessed with how that doesn't win but Kobe Bryant somehow wins an oscar. I mean. . .

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Get Out?

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 02:59:09 GMT

Taped before the Oscars I have big hope that "Get Out" is crowned Best Picture. And if it's not, well screw you Oscars. My guest Memo Salazar once again joins me to shortly discuss Oscars since we know it'll be over by the time this comes out but the reasons why "Get Out" should win are clear. It's fresh, awesome and everything else sucks. So there. In other news -- The Yeshiva University Basketball team, the Bible, my possible chances to hook up with Heather Locklear now that she may be desperate, and, of course, my nearing production of Goodfellas live at the Comedy Cellar. I was coffeed up and ready to blab.

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The Oscars are a Sure Thing

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 03:39:34 GMT

Our annual Oscar picks with our great friend Scotty Gorenstein. Last year I won big looking for the underdogs, you know, like the "White Helmets" winning Best Documentary Short. Well, this year I try again as Scotty and I talk where the money is to be made, who we would prefer to win, his love for "Call Me By Your Name" (duh), the musical "Chess" coming back to Broadway and for some reason, drive in porn. I know, that was an odd one. Either way it certainly was a fun time. I'm sure you'll enjoy it too. -- Spoiler Alert -- Go big on 'Animated Short'. :)

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Goodfella and Goodgal w/Carmen Lynch (in Studio)

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 05:13:33 GMT

No it's not a new super hero team but it should be. The lovely Carmen Lynch joins us on the show today and, when I finally give her a chance to talk, we talk our upcoming production of Goodfellas as she will be playing, "Karen!" (said like Ray Liotta). But the conversation is flowing as we talk "Prairie Home Companion" (or whatever that's called now), her stand up roots, television, acting and duh, comedy. Time just flew by. She was a terrific guest.

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Words Fail on the New Evan Hansen

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 12:57:31 GMT

What a week. I saw a special performance by Ben Platt's replacements and well -- good luck with that. Also, my sister's production of Shrek will make you shrug; Billy Mitchell and his cheating Donkey Kong ways; Larry Nassar's last words and one of the oddest speaking actresses of all time. All on this episode of The Nightfly.

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Wonder Woman Wins Best Picture

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 03:52:12 GMT

Needed to see what that looked like in print since it'll never happen. Yeah, since I recorded this podcast a day before the Super Bowl I figured I'd just talk about the usual nonsense -- like how the blockbusters don't get nominated but the one's nobody goes to do. We'll take a look at that today. Being a great actor but also being able to be comedic -- like Joe Pesci. Tiffany Haddish, Star Wars VIII and My Pillow. How does it all tie in -- take a listen. :)

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The Guy's So High He Doesn't Know Who Dave Is

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 14:04:12 GMT

Today on our hodgepodge of topics we begin by people thinking I was actually IN "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"; then -- the what to do on sober Attell's birthday; how Mark Wahlberg puts asses in the seats and Michelle Williams does NOT AND that idiot Larry Nassar.

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Happy Birthday Dave Attell w/Gilbert Gottfried (In Studio)

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 04:40:46 GMT

Well, it finally comes together. An instant classic podcast. Dave Attell, Gilbert Gottfried and his lovely wife Dara in studio to discuss everything from Abe Vigoda's funeral to 70's television to stand-up comedy to James Bond to blah, blah, blah -- what's the difference. This podcast is just a whole lotta fun as we celebrate Dave's Birthday in style this year with 2 legends of comedy and Dave Attell -- kidding. But seriously -- we had so much fun doing it I know you'll love it too. :)

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Tanna's Lost Her Mind

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:19:00 GMT

Joining me today on the podcast is Tanna Tanlami. That's right, you've never heard of her. That's because she just quit her job today as a lawyer to become -- get ready -- a stand up comedian. Yeah, I'm not kidding. So I asked her to come on the podcast, ironically, the week before we have Dave Attell and Gilbert Gottfried on to see why she wants to do this AND find out what she knows about the history of comedy and just comedy in general. This is nuts. But it certainly is a fun podcast. :)

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J is for Juskow

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:34:14 GMT

Happy New Year everyone and welcome to the 2018 edition of The Nightfly. Today we will talk (or complain) about Family and friends as usual; a discussion of legendary mystery novelist Sue Graffton, who died a week ago, and how her inspiration of becoming the Alphabet Mysteries author was how Dave Attell and I first bonded when we met. Yeah, try and figure out that one :) -- and a discussion with our great friend at the Boston Globe, Mr. John Vitti to talk about the ESPN article on everyone's mind leading to possible trouble in paradise with the Patriots. A great way to start off the Nude Year. (yes, I know I wrote nude)

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LOVE ACTUALLY - LIVE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 06:01:56 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of The Nightfly with Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "Love Actually-Live at the Comedy Cellar". The one night only "doctored" reading of the epic holiday classic "Love Actually" that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on December 19, 2017. I hope you like it. :)

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The Rock & Roll HOF Love "Actually" the Cars

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 05:41:09 GMT

This week my guest is the very lovely Sofia Samrad. Sofia will be joining me on stage for the big production of "Love Actually" next week so we talk about the show, her entertainment reporting on the CW Network, sexual harassment and the Cars of course. And then, the big world premiere of my Cars song from the Movie, "Turbocharge, The Unauthorized Biography of the Cars". Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about.

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The Respect for Dehydration

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 06:16:40 GMT

This week we wrap up the Larry Moss interview and play a little of his DVD to listen to how "The Process" is done; also, apparently Dehydration does NOT mean you have aids; the continuing cast of characters going down the harassment way and the three hour Charlie's Angels special to introduce - who cares. The snow podcast for the holiday season. :)

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The Passion of the Larry Moss (in Studio)

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:14:15 GMT

This week, the one we've been waiting for, legendary acting teacher, Larry Moss joins us in studio. Larry doesn't do many, if any, interviews so this was a real big deal for, not just me and my listeners, but any of the Oscar and Tony winning actors Larry has worked with or for anyone that is just starting out. In the first five minutes you can feel his passion for his job and the craft which continues throughout the show. Promoting his new DVD called The Process, Larry tells us why he chose the scene that is studied in the DVD and about another level of acting subtext most people don't even realize exists when they're watching a film or play. Joining us is our mutual pal, Vincent Mosso, who is a whole other show in himself, but who rounds out the most interesting podcast I've ever been a part of. But don't worry -- we thrown in the comedy clips too. :) This is the one you do not want to miss.

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The Kids in the Hall 4 & David Cassidy

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 05:19:39 GMT

Yes, the annual Thanksgiving Podcast with my sister and horrible nieces. Once the boring one goes to bed the action gets going. And when I say action, I really mean not much. But, we have a great time talking about sexual harrassment, modern college frat parties, broadway of course AND, the legacy of David Cassidy. My sister and I had every album, as I guess most kids did as we explain to my niece how much life sucked when all you could do was stare at an album cover. Especially their fourth album just named, "Shopping Bag". WHAT!!?? Come on. It's a fun podcast to kick off the 2017 holiday season.

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The Third Annual Carney Awards with David Katz

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 05:18:20 GMT

This week David Katz joins me in studio as we have one of the best times talking about the character actors we all love. David Katz, his brother and the son of the late great Art Carney have put together an awards show that is absolutely made for us. It's called the Carney Awards and is made solely to recognize the achievements of character actors. You know who I'm talking about - people like Stephen Tobolowsky (Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day) and Bruce McGill (D-Day in Animal House). I mean, are you kidding?. . .this is a dream for the people we talk about on this podcast every week. So join me and Mr. Katz (not Dr. Katz) as we spend time talking about movies, marriage and the state of terrestrial radio that makes up a classic podcast.

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That Thing Adam Schlesinger Does

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 05:41:36 GMT

This week I go crazy over the music of Adam Schlesinger. You may not know him, but you know his music and it's classic. I keep finding songs he's written or responsible for and it blows my mind every time. We'll get him here sooner or later but for now, we just have fun with all the music and then get back to the comedy and see how many Davids we can pack in one show: Davy Jones, David Cross, David Katz and David Juskow. That's alot of David.

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Live from Los Angeles with Mitch Watson

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 05:25:05 GMT

This week Mitch Watson from Dreamworks animation joins us in the Xxalt Studios in downtown Los Angeles for our final podcast out of Los Angeles this year. He's a terrific guest because not only has he been the showrunner for your classic Scooby Doos and Beware the Batman BUT as a kid he's been on the actual sets of H.R. Pufenstuff, Lidsville & Land of the Lost. I mean COME ON! Who has that story? That and so much more as Mitch provides outstanding conversation (if I let anyone get a word in as usual) which makes for a great podcast.

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The Sun'll Come Out Tomw. (but not for Harvey Weinstein)

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 04:17:58 GMT

How could I have forgotten to do the Paul Lynde Halloween Special reading at the Comedy Cellar? My bad. Also, all the other douches who now have to pay the piper besides Weinstein. Once again, the absolute genius of SCTV and I have the proof. And, Andrea McCardle - yes the original Annie, how does she fit in? And so many other things on a fast moving, fast talking one of a kind episode.

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Live from Los Angeles with Rachel Butera

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 04:18:30 GMT

This week one of the greatest impressionists in the country, Rachel Butera, joins us in the Xxalt Studios in downtown Los Angeles for our second podcast out of Los Angeles. We talk Howard Stern, of which Rachel is a contributing regular, stand-up comedy, loves lost and everyone makes fun of me like usual. Of course my lovely co-host all this week, William McLaughlin, joins us as well along with the L.A. regulars, comedian Red Grant and Gene Crenshaw. And don't worry folks--Dog With a Blog comes up. I gotta say -- another really fun podcast. You'll love it.

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Hello Dolly, Tom Petty and Phu Yuck

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 04:01:41 GMT

What does that mean, well this week our great friend Memo Salazar joins us again to tell us about the opening of his new pinball bar (awesome). I regale everyone with stories of love lost this weekend thanks to a dumb celebrity; become so racist once again over the ridiculous parades every weekend in the city; tailgating, Harvey Weinstein; Tom Petty and of course, James Bond's least favorite drink, Phu Yuck. Also, the review of Hello Dolly with Bette Midler on Broadway having finally seen it. A fun time for all.

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Live from Los Angeles with William McLaughlin

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 04:25:27 GMT

This week one of my dear friends William McLaughlin joins us in the Xxalt Studios in downtown Los Angeles for my first Los Angeles podcast. William and I used to run the fast lane together in the comedy world in the '90s. Those days ended up a disaster for both of us but with a happy ending for him and a life of nonsense for me. But whatever way it turns out, this podcast is lots of fun. With comedian Red Grant and Gene Crenshaw.

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The Podcast of Atonement

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 04:22:46 GMT

Today I decide to do a podcast during the holiest of holidays, cause otherwise I'd be napping. This week I talk about my week in L.A., the celebrity parties, the ladies (you know what I'm talkin' about), the egging and a whole lot of nothing -- oh and James Bond watches. It's real stretching -- on the first podcast of October '17. Whoo hoo.

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GREASE - LIVE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 10:36:59 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "Grease-Live at the Comedy Cellar". The one night only "doctored" reading of the epic movie musical "Grease" that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on September 12, 2017. I hope you like it. :)

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Grease Was The Word

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:02:10 GMT

This week we discuss the aftermath of what was "Grease" at the Comedy Cellar, the build up, the performance, the repercussions. Also, what a tool Craig Carton is and of course a classic topic -- the Network Fall Line Up.

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James Bond is One Singular Sensation

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 02:24:38 GMT

This week in a labor day special, we look at going back to college, a classic battle between Chevy Chase and Gallagher and how old Bond movies are if you think about it and what Bond and A Chorus Line have in common. It's a show about nothing. :)

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The Talking Dog Obsession Continues

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 04:35:29 GMT

This week, no Dog with a Blog talk but another television memory from years back about a talking sheep dog. What'll they think of next? Also, Jerry Lewis of course and Grease. But also a look at the life of Rod Termperton, the "Invisible Man" behind Michael Jackson's Thriller. A hodge podge of events with our friend Memo. A great way to spend your final summer holiday week.

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Buck Up Rogers

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 04:25:09 GMT

After a two week hiatus I am back from a mourning period and although it starts off kind of slow we end up getting excited once some of our favorite songs come on. This week it's talk about the Birthday Show at the Comedy Cellar, the Comedy Cellar Family and the kindness that abusive comics can show when the chips are down.

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ME & ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 03:36:34 GMT

Greetings all. A rousing podcast this week with our friend Alan Klein. Alan and I regale stories from our days hanging by the pool with Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey, Jr. and whatever happened to those losers. Then it's talk of New Wave Music and how it started here in America and if that's not enough, talk of Joan Jett and the icon she surprisingly is. A instant classic.

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The World Series of Poker

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 02:44:34 GMT

This week special guest David Schechter back from competing in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas tells us a little how the tournament works, some of his WSOP hands and about some of this year's winners. This of course leads us into me talking about Casino Royale for 20 minutes and then for some reason lots of Rocky talk again. I can't tell you why -- it just happens. :)

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Meet Your Hero or Sex?

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 04:23:59 GMT

It's the ultimate question of course. Who is your musical god you might give up spending a night with a beautiful person to meet? I pose the question and then ponder. To be continued. Then, the usual nonsense -- O.J., 70's television, baseball, boxing and Rocky, One, Two, Three and Four. Is there really anywhere else you'd rather be then here listening? :)

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The 80's Dance Party

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 03:31:46 GMT

This week our good friend Irene Bremis joins us for a rousing podcast of sex and drinking and rock and roll -- and DUH, Dear Evan Hansen talk. What podcast would be complete without it. We go from Donald Trump to 80's rock to Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather all in one giant podcast. Hang with us.

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Before Dear Evan Hansen There Was 1776

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 04:09:44 GMT

The Fourth of July 2017 brings to mind the great musical 1776 as a precursor for shows like Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen. Plus, I want to see how many times I can actually mention Dear Evan Hansen on a podcast before I start receiving royalties. But Don't worry, that's not all That's Happening. There's also What's Happening. You'll see.

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A Man In My Position Can't Be Made to Look Ridiculous

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 03:45:18 GMT

Coming out of a very deep depression it is the podcast that is quite therapeutic for me. Clips from Crimes & Misdemeanors, Scarface and Curb Your Enthusiasm all cheer me up and made for lots of fun with our good friend Memo Salazar who had just come off directing the Muppets for the first time. Thanks everyone. :)

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The Fabrikow Music Festival 2017

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 05:00:52 GMT

The manager of the Comedy Cellar, Steve Fabricant and Dave Juskow make up the 2017 Fabrikow Music Festival. A 2 night extravaganza with Tom Petty, Joe Walsh, Hall & Oates and Tears for Fears. These guys all might be legends but their song selection and showmanship needs help and I'm just the guy to do it. Also, my tales of an Atlantic City performance nightmare and for some reason ranting about how Sigourney Weaver was robbed of an Oscar. I have no idea why I got on that tangent. I'm nuts and you love it.

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The Scarface Weeknd

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 06:43:01 GMT

Yes, the "e" is missing on purpose since I went to see The Weeknd last weekend on a crazy weekend to see the Weeknd. What a fascinating fella, and we find that his newest tune is a rip off of our oldest tune. The anger builds as we talk about Cosby and the idiot who the Puerto Ricans want to honor that almost killed Aunt Judy. Oh yeah -- it's all here. The angrier - the better the podcast I always say.

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Dear Evan Hansen or Bust

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 05:09:13 GMT

This week we welcome our theatre pal and publicist to the great Liza Minnelli, Scotty Gorenstein to the show. Even though the Tony Awards is the reason we're doing the podcast, we don't get to it for an hour. Because first we end up playing almost the entire Woody Allen Movie "Manhattan" like an SCTV Sammy Maudlin accident and talk about Woody for awhile, then we go all over the place until we get into a huge fight about Ben Platt winning the Tony which is too gay even for Scotty. It's an epic podcast and the oddest podcast you may ever hear.

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Roger Moore, Baby You're the Best

Wed, 31 May 2017 23:11:59 GMT

This week we look at the Bond that shaped lots of us into Bond fans, the great Roger Moore. But that's not all of course. I mean once we get to Sir Roger we're on point, but before that -- what could the movie 9 to 5 possibly have to do with what we're talking about and how do Spielberg, Michael Caine, Liam Nieson and Star Wars fit in? Listen and you'll find out.

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The Year of the Godfather - Episode 5 Finale

Tue, 16 May 2017 22:19:42 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "The Year of the Godfather - Episode 5". The conclusion of the "doctored" reading of The Godfather Part 1 that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on May 9, 2017. It is entitled "Keep an Eye Out for Moe Greene". I hope you like it. :)

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The History of the World, Part I

Thu, 11 May 2017 02:52:00 GMT

The title does actually say it all. You see, in this episode we talk about The Nuremberg Trials, when you're supposed to offer money on a date, the Godfather and immigration laws and the actual Mel Brooks movie, "History of the World, Part I". So you see -- it is very much a little History of something, nothing and world events.

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The Gone Girls Combo Cast

Thu, 04 May 2017 04:18:07 GMT

Ankara Savone and Shauna Lane from The Gone Girls Podcast join me today in studio as we do our first combined podcast ever. I'm not sure they understood anything I was talking about and at one point they were just having a conversation with themselves BUT, I think we have a good time and finally get down to some lively discussion about comedy, porn and girl scouts. Now that's a show!

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Sarah Silverman My Significant Other

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 05:07:47 GMT

This week Sarah Silverman and I set off on a world wind tour of -- well nothing really -- just New York and Canada. But it feels world winded. I'll tell you about the Broadway Show "Significant Other" and opening for her in Toronto where I finally get the 30 year old joke performed by the geniuses at SCTV. Also clips from the Brady Bunch. I like putting that in because it's so stupid random.

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The Cool Carl Paranski Shift

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 03:17:49 GMT

It is the podcast before the storm. Setting up for the big next podcast where everything will be revealed is what happens this week on the show. The other stuff is why Major League Baseball is thinking of doing away with my favorite scene in the Bad News Bears and perhaps knowing too much of Han Solo's past isn't what we're looking for in movies. Well, it may not be the prettiest of podcasts but it's a podcast nonetheless. :)

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I Am Not Don Rickles

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 04:31:46 GMT

It's a week away and the big trip to open for Sarah Silverman looms in the background. It's obvious what to do, but what makes me so nervous to do it? Guest star Memo and I discuss why the fear of basically doing the podcast on stage. Also, a classic weekend of comedy and girls (including is the word "girls" problematic?) and my thoughts on closing the evil Penn State and leveling it to the ground. What a podcast!

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Groundhog Day the Musical

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 01:37:34 GMT

Yes, I saw Groundhog Day the Musical. Oh no, it's no joke. How does it stack up to others -- not so well. You'll see. Also, big breaking news at the Dave Juskow Podcast Compound. You'll want to know what it is AND, why is the movie Tootsie back in our lives? Find it all out right here on an all new podcast.

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The Crashing Gong

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 15:10:15 GMT

Well, it's the Post-Crashing wrap up so let the whining and ungratefulness begin. Also, how Chuck Barris and The Gong Show had a prominent effect on my life in so many ways, especially since I appeared on it. What???? -- See how it all fits together on this week's edition. :)

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And Speaking of Hooters. . .

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:27:59 GMT

Getting ready for the big premiere of Crashing we can't stop talking about television and how was it possible, with all of the finances and all the means, for the Networks not to come up with a show as good as Friends or Seinfeld over a 15 year period -- when Netflix seems to do it in a few years. Also, Hooters is looking to spinoff as "Hoots". I'm not kidding. Really?

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The Shows in Between Friends & Seinfeld

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 02:44:21 GMT

The HBO show "Crashing" getting picked up for a second season is all the rage this week. Where does your pal Dave Juskow fit in? Stay tuned. Also, my new Huff Post Article on at least one more addition to the 50 Greatest Comics of All Time List. AND, Judd Apatow tweeted a photo of me, Sarah Silverman, Steve Agee and Pete Holmes that looks like one of those failed sitcoms that used to air between Friends and Seinfeld in the 90's, so we talk about those horrid television attempts.

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The Year of the Godfather - Episode 4

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 07:34:16 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "The Year of the Godfather - Episode 4". The continuation of the "doctored" reading of The Godfather Part 1 that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on February 28, 2017. It is entitled "Sonny Should Have Used the EZ Pass Lane". I hope you like it. :)

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Emma Stone Wins Twice

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 02:54:12 GMT

So, 2017 is turning out to be the best year in the first two months. The Super Bowl and the Oscars had legendary finishes that we will talk about forever, so let's start with that. We talk about The Godfather, Episode 4 after last night's performance, Oscar Night at Artie Lange's AND continue our discussion on the top 50 stand up comics of all time.

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La La Lame

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 15:45:01 GMT

Don't get me wrong - I enjoyed La La Land plenty, but more Oscar nominations than Titanic or The Godfather -- that's ridiculous. Today we go back and see when the last actual deserving best picture was -- and it was 20 years ago. Also, leaving the great Dave Attell off of the Top 50 Comics of all time is ironically, a joke. Rolling Stone Magazine's poor journalism tactics are brought to the forefront on the pcast today.

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From Attell to Adele

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 04:36:47 GMT

This week we talk about the late Al Jarreu and the ironic influence he had in comedy if you can believe it. So we begin with Attell, move through Adele and end on Da-ryl. Does that rhyme? Well, I tried my best but it's a post Grammy's musical edition of the Dave Juskow podcast. It mostly all connects through the greatness of SCTV. Listen why. :)

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That's So Rachel Feinstein

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 04:59:22 GMT

Our good friend Rachel Feinstein returns and we pretty much bust on each other for a full hour. Rachel makes fun of my kissing skills and I make fun of her clumsiness but clearly she wins, I mean, that's pretty harsh. Old girlfriends are brought up which always provides big laughs and I can only end with saying that we had a great time recording it. I think you'll love it too. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Abbott & Costello Meet Mannix

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 04:54:28 GMT

Although the title isn't going to win anyone a teen choice award, it's an accurate one for this episode. Yes, Muhammad Ali, Joe Namath and Abbott and Costello all have something in common and it's quite fascinating when you find out what it is. Plus, how the show Mannix and it's late star, Mike Conners, fit into a conversation about Joe Namath and Lucille Ball. Also, a classic date tragedy at a Mexican Restaurant. It's your usual hodgepodge of the stuff you love.

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Love is All Around The Smithereens

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 02:22:50 GMT

Join me this week as I tell you the tales of the folks that make up a week in my life. Dave Attell saving a lady from choking; the drummer's wife from an 80's band completely ruining a love song to my date; what the Mary Tyler Moore show meant to many comics and how one man with a love for The Ramones, 70's television and the musical "Annie" thanks god weekly that they invented podcasts.

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When Things Were Rotten

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 09:33:59 GMT

Today we delve deep into the details of Steve Gordon director of the 1981 Classic "Arthur". Did you know he died right after the movie opened. I just found that out and then did some more research on him. See how it relates to me learning the cello. You'll never see this one coming. Also, the late Dick Gautier and the funniest idea for a show that wasn't really funny. All we be explained as the show unravels. :)

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C is for Contrafibularity

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 05:04:52 GMT

Well, if you know what the title means then this episode is for you. We go over a classic television script written by the writer of "Love Actually", the great Richard Curtis. Also, my niece and I try to find a new famous person's birthday in March so work and school will be closed for a holiday. AND, the worst review of the original Star Wars and who the reviewer reminds us of is why you can only find this kind of stuff right here on this podcast.

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The George Michael Prince Calvin & Hobbes Connection

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 01:05:20 GMT

Happy New Year Everyone! We get this year started with another quality connection. How do the folks in the title connect? Find out today on the show. A passionate cry for artistic justice! You'll see. Also, the Wookie's article on Carrie Fisher. Yeah, I wish I was kidding. My friend Ashley joins me today in studio and it when you find out she's never heard of the Daily Show -- well -- it gets a little awkward. I mean, that's weird, right?

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DAVE ATTELL PLAYED WITH STEELY DAN

Wed, 21 Dec 2016 09:06:33 GMT

This week Dave Attell joins me in Studio and it is one of the best times I've ever had doing a podcast. From when we learn that Dave drummed with Steeely Dan to Brady Bunch to James Bond. It's a most enjoyable instant classic. :)

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Hairspray Live and Thicke of the Night

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 03:41:54 GMT

Greetings folks. Yes, we talk Hairspray Live's Liveness (if that's a word). Then I tell you the story of SCTV's "Maudlin of the Night", the greatest parody I've ever seen based on the late Alan Thicke's, "Thicke of the Night" show in 1984. And, the theme song. Oh the theme song. You will NOT want to miss this. Then James Bond and Golden Globes. It's a jam packed fun show this week.

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To Continue Your Emotional Education

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 03:15:34 GMT

This week I just can't get enough of "Love Actually" but more the way they do the classic Alan Rickman scene in "Family Guy" that really makes me laugh. There's a little preview from the upcoming "A Christmas Carol". And how difficult it is tipping everyone come holiday time.

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I Vow to Fix the State of Michigan

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 03:24:47 GMT

This week I put the word out that I believe I can fix Michigan's electoral problems single handed and it's really my pleasure folks. But there's also all those fun topics you like: "Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol", "Cannonball Run" and of course, the Holocaust. It's always a good time on the Dave Juskow podcast.

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The Kids in the Hall Part 3

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 07:28:23 GMT

Ah the Thanksgiving classic is back and this time it's just horrible. My nieces an. It turns around when the 2 party poopers go to bed and me my one niece and I can get down to some serious movie talking business. I try and enlighten them on music from the past but they don't care. Kids. Phooey. :)

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Rabbi Susan Silverman Explains it All

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 04:04:59 GMT

This week Rabbi Susan Silverman comes in all the way from Israel to join me in studio (no you heard me correctly) to talk about sexism, politics, international adoption, her new book and television -- (seriously, you heard all that correctly). Sarah Silverman's big sister is just as bad ass as her sibling but in a completely different way and it's ridiculously fascinating. Please join us for a great hour.

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The Foretelling of the Landslide

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 04:11:13 GMT

I wanted to title the track, "I told you so" but it's a bit much. This podcast for the past 4 months has told you time and time again that Donald Trump is poised to win by a landslide. You can find out why today. It's not pro-trump, it's not anti-Hillary. It's just the facts and the double standards on both sides. Also, the hilarious comparison to Roger Clemens of the Boston Red Sox opening up the champagne just before the unthinkable happens and the '86 Mets win the World Series.

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The Esther Ku Coup

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 06:32:43 GMT

After a long standing feud (not that long) comedian Esther Ku finally graces the podcast. We talk about "the incident" and unbelievable revelations are made. We also discuss her love of Rod Stewart which of course turns into my love of Rod Stewart cause it turns out I'm not sure she even knows who Rod Stewart is - so there's that. And of course there's all her orgasms and sexual stuff which is just way to shocking to be in print :) -- Join us for a great podcast.

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UNICEF is More Trick Than Treat

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 03:01:16 GMT

This week we discuss UNICEF and what a horrid organization it is and how it ruins Halloween for everyone for the past 50 years. Then we get into the usual nonsense - like network television tuesdays, why Sunday Night Football is just the worst and why coming out later in life can make you selfish. I mean -- that's a hell of a podcast agenda. Hope you like :)

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The Best Best Man

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 03:44:17 GMT

We're back and trucking on in our 101st episode. My mind has swung in the presidential debate. Listen to find out what minor incident possibly swayed me. It's ridiculous. Also, why NFL Football is two faced and why the ratings are dropping. Why I'm an outstanding best man, in case you're looking for one. And, who the heck is this guy that wants to do away with baby wipes. Why you little. . .

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THE 100TH EPISODE - Live from Tommy Bahamas

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 04:16:48 GMT

Can’t believe it. The 100th Episode!!! Taped at Tommy Bahama’s Restaurant in Times Square, New York City on October 8, 2016. Friends and family gather around to talk comedy, nonsense, news and politics on this milestone podcast. I hope you like it because we had a great time recording it and thank you so much for listening for the past two years. :) Dave

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Episode 99 - Network Television is Doomed

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 03:23:20 GMT

Yes, the 99th episode. The day after the big football show with Dave & Artie https://www.facebook.com/officialthekicker/videos. Artie, Lenny & Rachel Feinstein are so funny. The puppet -- got to do work on. :) Then I go into Mondays on network television. When you hear some of the new shows you, like me, will wonder how network television still exits. It's a big set up to the 100th podcast coming up - Next Week.

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Happy Voldemort Day

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 04:24:42 GMT

This week on the podcast. The trip to London and seeing the hottest play on the planet in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. It was a nine hour play but I only fell asleep four times. So, it's about musical theatre, regular theatre, afternoon tea and then, yeah that's right, we make NFL picks. This one says it all on why you love the podcast (or not). But I promise there's nothing else like it. :)

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London Calling

Thu, 15 Sep 2016 06:04:01 GMT

This week the podcast before the big London trip and I go over Sunday Nights on the Network's new season. Also, the big dis at the Comedy Cellar, Dominos Pizza, Hillary Clinton's health and why I hate 9/11 (I mean, who doesn't but. . .)

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Can You Get Any Wilder

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 04:31:28 GMT

Hi everyone. This week my buddy Memo and I talk Godfather, Curb Your Enthusiasm, NFL Football and of course, Gene Wilder. That's a pretty hodgepodge season opener for the podcast. And it's the way we love it! Later in the show we get down to business and break down the genius of Gene Wilder as an actor and a writer. If you love GW the way we do, you will love this show. :)

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I've Never Been With Anything Less Than a Nine

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 23:54:34 GMT

I've never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. Yeah, that's right. The legendary 80's show, "The Fall Guy" is back and listen to how too excited I got that there was a marathon that it ruined my dinner date. The worst and best call I got all weekend. This week I weight in about the rape controversy going on at the Upright Citizens Brigade compound and talk about what a nitwit Blake Shelton is and are we surprised. The final podcast of the summer. And remember, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah.

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The Deadhead in Cabana 5

Tue, 16 Aug 2016 23:43:12 GMT

This week on a special birthday remote podcast, I record from my friend Dave's cabana at the Jersey Shore. The cabana is decorated in an eclectic mix of comedy and music. Dave is a serious deadhead. We have alot of fun testing his deadhead knowledge between dead trivia history and name that tune music. I'm not a deadhead myself but I truly believe no matter what you like, you will enjoy this podcast lots. I know I had a great time recording it. :)

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The Year of the Godfather - Episode 3

Tue, 09 Aug 2016 15:37:39 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "The Year of the Godfather - Episode 3". The continuation of the "doctored" reading of The Godfather Part 1 that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on August 2, 2016. It is entitled "Captain McCluskey Tries the Veal". I hope you like it. :)

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The Wrap Up Wrap Up

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:27:43 GMT

This week we do a Wrap Up of the Howard Stern Wrap Up Show and a Wrap Up of the Year of the Godfather so yes, there's lots of wrapping up to do. And, because I have so much Godfather stuff, I get into Goodfellas this week instead for a little break. Let alone talking about everything from flossing, Kendall Jenner's dating habits and the Sesame Street fire sale. It's the only place in town for this kind of nonsense. Join me won't you? :)

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Match Game '16

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 04:33:45 GMT

This week our "Year of the Godfather" actress, Jenilyn Rodriguez joins us to ring in the next episode. Jenilyn hot off her performance on the new ABC Match Game show with Alec Baldwin gives us a little inside look at that game show and modern day game shows themselves. A pretty girl that likes the Mets and Buffalo Wings and does a mean Jewel imitation. I'm quite sold. Hope you like it.

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The Kid Stays in the Picture

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 03:27:07 GMT

This week I pretty much harp on the big week of production on the upcoming HBO Show "Crashing" but don't worry there's still connections in movies and television you won't believe. Who else but your pal Dave Juskow can connect Woody Allen to Lena Dunham and then to SNL? Well, probably lots of folks but listen to it unfold here. :)

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I Date All the Crazies

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 18:26:50 GMT

There's alot going on in the world of the Dave Juskow Podcast. Good stuff and bad but lots of stuff to discuss and that's the important thing, right? This week I talk about my last few disastrous dates and how things can turn even when you're not on a date. But, all that being said, we also talk about the death of Buddy Ryan and why anyone would care if Bill Clinton feels like being a diva when doing a speaking engagement. They still call him Mr. President. Relax everyone. :)

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The Remote Family Affair

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 05:53:05 GMT

This is the one with the big announcements that will shape our fall together. It is also our first remote taped at my sister and brother-in-laws apode. We really talk about nothing as usual but what are you supposed to do in the middle of the summer on a holiday weekend. :) USA! USA!! USA!!!

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Chekov's Boner

Thu, 23 Jun 2016 01:20:15 GMT

No it's not a new Chekov play, but it certainly does sound like one I'd go see if it were. Today on the podcast we talk about the curse of Pavel Chekov and the actors that play him in Star Trek. And I don't mind telling you, I dare you find a podcast that's talking about that. Theories, facts and news all on the first podcast of summer 2016. Hope you like.

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The State of Stand Up

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:02:40 GMT

This week Jessica Pilot rejoins the show. Jessica explains the state of stand up comedy now that she is working at CBS and with the Stephen Colbert show. Jessica also explains the state of her relationship with her mother which should make her a classic guest. However, it is not until Jessica demands the equipment be turned back on where she truly comes back to life. The Millennial with the mostest on this week's pcast.

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Sarah Silverman Plays Dirty -- Duh

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 01:52:24 GMT

Why hire Sarah Silverman for a show if you don't want Sarah Silverman on your show? What do F Troop's Ken Berry and Barry Williams have in common with Sarah's sister Rabbi Susie? You'll find out today and it's obviously classic. I play clips from an evening with a lady friend and then of course -- the Tonys. Just a little - since Hamilton will win it all. It's a hodge podge of sorts this week on the Dave Juskow Podcast.

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Marina Franklin & Rachel Feinstein LIVE @ NYC Podfest '16

Wed, 01 Jun 2016 02:28:17 GMT

Hi Everybody your pal Dave Juskow here. This is the live broadcast from The Cakeshop on the Lower East Side in New York City on Saturday May 21, 2016. It was such a great time. My guests were my best pals, Rachel Feinstein, Marina Franklin and Memo Salazar. If you couldn't be there I'm sure you'll enjoy what was really a great first live experience for this show. And what could be better than a big reveal on a live show. Well, you'll get it and there's no way you saw it coming. Hope you like it. :)

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My Uncle Burns in Hell

Thu, 19 May 2016 01:44:40 GMT

I know right? That's a pretty heavy title but I'm angry. And this all before Podfest 2016. Are you kidding? My Uncle purposely left my sister and I out of his will and that is cold baby -- and this ain't about the money. Plus, they cancelled our favorite show, "The Grinder" and yet "Last Man Standing" survives. Oh you can see where this podcast is going. It's one for the ages and only the kind of bad week your pal Dave Juskow can have, cause really -- nothing's THAT bad. :)

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The Year of the Godfather - Episode 2

Wed, 11 May 2016 03:58:30 GMT

Greetings All. Welcome to another special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "The Year of the Godfather - Episode 2". The continuation of the "doctored" reading of The Godfather Part 1 that was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on May 3, 2016. It is entitled "Sollozzo to Take Half the Cannoli". I hope you like it. :)

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Garry Marshall Ruins Another Holiday

Thu, 05 May 2016 01:09:02 GMT

Yesterday I just performed the second episode of "The Year of the Godfather" at the Comedy Cellar. Today I break it down and why I had some problems with it and what the plans are for the next installment. I talk about the conspiracy against the Greek Orthodox church burnings this Easter and what it could possibly have to do with the movie "This is Spinal Tap" AND then I go into detail on why Garry Marshall's big hollywood "calendar" movies are the absolute worst and why Richard Curtis has done it better. Yeah, I'm pretty angry this week so I'm taking it out on everyone. It's an all new podcast.

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Mary, Mary Quite Steph Curry

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 03:51:42 GMT

This week special guest Mary joins me and her knowledge of NBA is quite astounding. Her millennial political correctness is always hilarious. Can she figure out a way to get me out of gambling debt? She's done it before. It's a rockin good time this week on the podcast.

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Cousin Oliver & Martin Luther King

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 02:01:53 GMT

This week we begin by talking about the Decades Network having a tribute the Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch and Martin Luther King on the same day. Do you really need to listen for any other reason. What the. . . -- But, if you do, we go into one of my favorite old saturday morning shows, plus frank serpico is back and better than ever, the new gutbusters at Yankee Stadium and the NHL Playoffs. We've got it all this week on a new podcast.

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The Low information Voter

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:29:44 GMT

This week my guest Irene Bremis joins the pcast for an hour of jazz and conversation but without the jazz. She's obsessed with Hillary Clinton and I know nothing about anything but sure know how to shoot my mouth off. Then I go ballistic on the idiot that is McLean Stevenson who left a monster hit tv show for all the wrong reasons which will really get you angry if you've ever been an actor but it's alot of fun too. You'll love the show this week. I know i did.

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Garry Shandling Was Kingsley

Thu, 31 Mar 2016 04:13:39 GMT

This week we talk about the great Garry Shandling. From the amazing "Garry Shandling 25th Anniversary Special" to "The Larry Sanders Show". I go into detail about my favorite episodes of The Larry Sanders Show and why they are so important. Your one stop shop for everything Shandling from Dr. Katz to an appearance on, yikes, "Caroline in the City. Hope you like it. :)

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Hit That Post!

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 05:17:28 GMT

This week my long time friend Jeff Kasten joins me and we go over when he taught me how to be a DJ in college and try and hit posts in songs talking like DJs. He's really good at it. I'm horrible. We talk a little Hockey, NCAA Hoops, SCTV and our life in college and much, much more.

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NCAA Picks and Giggles

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 01:09:44 GMT

This week I quickly make the NCAA picks while I go over how much the new NBC show "Crowded" is the worst and where I'm pretty sure, now that I think about it, I called the director James Burrows, James Brooks the entire time. Earlier I go over how McLean Stevenson left M*A*S*H because he's an idiot. Yeah, it's a typical show about nothing and yet -- you love it! :)

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OJ Simpson & David Hasselhoff Connect

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:53:48 GMT

You may know how OJ Simpson and the New York Knicks connect, but do you know the third party of David Hasselhoff? Probably not but the brilliance of the television show The People vs. OJ Simpson has everyone talking and you'll see why today on the show. Also, I can't stop with the Sylvester Stallone snub at the Oscars which I consider a snub at America and a true American. Yeah, that's right. Let's Make America Great Again! Where'd I here that before? Uh oh.

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The Year of the Godfather - Episode 1

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:57:33 GMT

Greetings All. This is a special episode of the Dave Juskow Podcast. This is the full live recording of "The Year of the Godfather - Episode 1". This doctored reading of The Godfather Part 1 was taped in front of a live audience at the Village Underground in the West Village on February 23, 2016. It is entitled "Connie's Wedding to Waltz's Demise" and I hope you like it. :)Dave

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Oscar Winner Sylvester Stallone & The Godfather

Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:11:17 GMT

That's right. I'm predicting a big win for Sylvester Stallone before it happens cause he's the best. Yeah. Also this week we discuss the big Godfather live show we did at the Comedy Cellar last week and play some clips. Then we go big on the Acamedy Awards. Special guest Mary is a genius at picking winners of the NBA and the Oscars. Check out our predictions AND after Sunday, check it out to see if we were right. Hope you love it!!!

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The Grammys Need an Overhaul

Thu, 18 Feb 2016 04:42:58 GMT

This week is all about next week. The big "Godfather" show at the Comedy Cellar is coming up and we talk preparation. Then we get to the meat of the podcast with our breakdown of the horrid Grammys. My guest Memo Salazar and I would like to see someone else to a David Bowie tribute other than Lady Gaga, but we couldn't think of anyone. Can you?

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How Do You Reduce stress?

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 02:58:35 GMT

This week all the newspapers are telling you to eat healthy and right after the Super Bowl. They tell you to reduce stress. But how do you do that? Also -- a few classic nights in Jersey. And our favorite list of top grossing movies of all time taking inflation into consideration. I can't tell you why I like lists like that. I just do. It's the DJ Podcast for the 2nd week of February.

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Grease Live and the Super Bowl

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 04:28:09 GMT

It's true and you're not going to find it anywhere else. No one's going to be talking about Grease Live, the Godfather, Hello Dolly and the Super Bowl in any podcast. But there it is, the greatness of the podcast. It's easy to call sports guys and ask them picks for the Super Bowl they never get right but I dare you to call Liza Minnelli's publicist and ask his opinion. Yes, the great Scotty Gorenstein joins us as usual this time of the year. But don't worry, we go through all the good Super Bowl stuff and lots more. Get ready.

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Inside the Movie "Spotlight" & MLK

Wed, 27 Jan 2016 04:01:16 GMT

You will never ever find another podcast like this one. We talk to our friend John Vitti at the Boston Globe about being inside one of the best pictures of the year "Spotlight". Martin Luther King follows puppets on the Merv Griffin show -- it happened, we have clips to prove it. Then a tribute to Robert Stigwood, legendary producer of Grease and the great Saturday Night Fever and, unfortunately, Grease 2. We've got everything you want this week. Take a listen.

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Frye Like an Eagle

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 06:00:19 GMT

This week another tribute an hour in to the great Glen Frye. But before that, a little tribute to the brilliance of Alan Rickman as well. And before all of that, what kind of podcast would I be doing if I didn't mention by dinner with Dave Attell and Artie Lange at Benihana's. Whaaaaa?? I mean. . . .Take a listen.

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Ziggy Played Guitar

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 05:41:19 GMT

This week the David Bowie tribute. I loved Bowie and so does my guest, director Memo Salazar. So we go through The Thin White Duke's history in pretty good detail. Personal stories of my run ins with his widow Iman and obviously Star Trek VI references (really?). I mean we run the gamit tonight and I leave out nothing. I think. Well, whatever the case, it's a good way to listen to some Bowie tunes and conversation. The way this podcast (as it appears in my photo) is supposed to be as Donald Fagen says, "with jazz and conversation".

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Staying Alive

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 03:20:26 GMT

Hello and Happy 2016 Everyone. Let's start the year off talking about one of the worst movies from 1983, the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever". Then, James Caan is blaming his wife for his poor movie choices, although he only met his wife in 1995 so how do you explain "Alien Nation" - and the list goes on. I hated Star Wars but I won't spoil it. It's an all new first 2016 podcast.

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2015 WEEK 16 - Christmas with the Godfather Part 2

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 01:06:12 GMT

This week it's Christmas with the Godfather again. Meaning instead of reading a Christmas bedtime story, I will be continuing the reading of the greatest script of all time. But that's at the end. The rest of the pcast includes the idiocy of Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey, me and Sarah Silverman's love of the musical Annie, and the stupidty of changing bowl game names every year. The Beef O' Brady Bowl comes to mind. I feel you will enjoy this extended edition and Merry Xmas everyone!

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2015 WEEK 15 - The Hot Mess

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 02:31:08 GMT

This week Siskel & Ebert review the movie "Goodfellas", my date that mirror's the horrid 80's movie "Blind Date" and why did teenagers from the 50's speak a completely different language and who was writing their dialogue. It's a really good pre-holiday Juskow classic. :)

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2015 WEEK 14 - Dave Attell & Annette Funicello's Jugs

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:04:22 GMT

This week legendary night club comic, Dave Attell, joins the festivities - literally. Dave reveals how he tried to study the star trek tech guide to build his own Enterprise and how an evil Oscar Goldman only trained "The Six Million Dollar Man" to fight Sasquatch. What's the difference. You know this is going to be the best. :)

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2015 WEEK 13 - Lights Please

Fri, 04 Dec 2015 00:30:26 GMT

This week we talk Charlie Brown Christmas and the magic of great Vince Giraldi, Ranking Friends Thanksgiving episodes. Then we get into religion, women's rights and James Bond. It goes from crazy to serious and back to fun. You'll love it. A seasonal podcast for all blockheads.

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2015 WEEK 12 - The Kids in the Hall Part 2

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 06:05:34 GMT

The Night Before Thanksgiving and all through the house everyone was stirring. My family joins me on the podcast this week. And it's a jam packed episode complete with trivia for the movie "Back to School", "Back to the Future" and "Backdraft". I'm just kidding about "Backdraft", was trying to make the trilogy of movies with the word "Back". But the third one is "Grease" and then football picks of course and some classic SCTV. What more can anyone ask before Thanksgiving.

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2015 WEEK 11 - On Les Emmerde

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 03:17:51 GMT

Well, if I got everything right, I'm pretty sure the title reads "Fuck Them". It's the cover of the bad ass Charlie Hebdo french comic this week and a message to Isis who all smell. This week also brings us more fun conversation in the fact that I probably have aids since I've hung and sat on Charlie Sheen's couch. Uh oh. Then I go into other celebs that have HIV, and then I let Robert Reed have it. But not for that reason. Of course we go into this week's football games and People's Sexiest Man Alive and of course, television. It's a jam packed show full of comedy, drama and placing wagers. Please join.

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2015 WEEK 10 - The Devils Bacon

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 01:20:41 GMT

Bruce Willis uses a hearing device for his lines in his new broadway show Misery. I site examples of others who have trouble with their lines and it's way hilarious. Plus, I let David Steinberg know why it was Richard Nixon that had him heckled many years ago. No one else will bring you a podcast like this ever except your pal, Dave Juskow. :)

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2015 WEEK 9 - Obama, Ray Liotta and Me

Fri, 06 Nov 2015 03:18:02 GMT

I went to go see the show everyone's talking about, "Hamilton" this week with the President of the United States. Who knew we had show tunes in common. He's alright. Find out what the word of the year turned out to be and for good measure, Goodfellas and Ray Liotta round out the pcast.

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2015 WEEK 8 - Unicef Has Ruined Halloweenie

Wed, 28 Oct 2015 23:49:44 GMT

Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, Step right up and greet the Mets! Oh the Butcher and the Baker -- well, you get the drift. How many times can I play, "The Giants Win the Pennant, the Giants Win the Pennant"? Murphy, Mets, and Supergirl. It'll all make sense on a brand new podcast this week. Join me, won't you. :)

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2015 WEEK 7 - Murphy and the Mets

Thu, 22 Oct 2015 00:41:52 GMT

You have your Benny and the Jets or your Revis and the Jets, well now there's Murphy and the Mets. Obviously, this is ridiculously exciting, but if you love this podcast, then you know I have to talk about the old television show "Rhoda" too. Why? There is no reason. That's what this show does and you either love it or are like, what's the matter with you. I hope it's the first one. Mets, Jets, Rhoda this week!! A classic.

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2015 WEEK 6 - Are You Here for the Gun Show Mrs. Juskow?

Fri, 16 Oct 2015 01:41:08 GMT

This week i talk about a memorable one day trip to Fort Knox and looking for anything "Goldfinger" related. How Sarah Silverman didn't bring me to Inside the Actors Studio and how I remind her that "John Travolta brought Frenchy" (the name of my new book). I somehow also mix up Morris Chestnut and Morris Day, racist? We talk it out -- this week on the podcast. Oh and, I obviously remind everyone that "there's no basement at the Alamo. :)

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2015 WEEK 5 - Gary Gulman Takes a Risk

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 02:46:23 GMT

This week Gary Gulman sits down and we have a real easy conversation about comedy, girls and growing up Jewish. Gary and I both share stories on routines that have only worked twice (and once on television). To tell you the truth, I talked so much, I don't even remember what I was talking about but I know it was a good time. :)

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2015 WEEK 4 - A Week of Race Wars

Fri, 02 Oct 2015 01:49:13 GMT

This week in an extra long edition just cause, I talk about my 3 tailgate week, the racist security guard at the Meadowlands, the racist at the party in Staten Island and my stint on the actual show, Race Wars. I also talk about my Uncle who died just before taping and Tuesday Nights on network television. And, for outstanding measure, the Mets, the Jets and UCLA. How's that for a hodgepodge of nonsense. You'll love it.

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2015 WEEK 3 - Saturday the Rabbi Got Angry

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 02:05:10 GMT

Hi. This week on the podcast I talk about close friends, scary fathers and Sabado Gigante. Then we get to some football, Judy Garland, and new network television shows. Yeah, I'm all over the place but you know you love it.

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2015 WEEK 2 - Lenny Marcus Gives Hope

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 02:15:00 GMT

This week Lenny Marcus drops by and we have one of the best conversations I've ever had on the show. Obviously we talked about comedy and heartache (they go hand in hand), old management, the New York Giants, Judy Garland and Fashion Week. If you don't want to listen after this description, you're nuts. :)

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2015 WEEK 1 - The Last Man Watching Network Television

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 12:21:45 GMT

This week we go back to the basics. Football/Television, the way it's supposed to be. I become most excitable for most of the hour as I prepare for a month long tailgate extravaganza. Is Roger Goddell going to put the moves on Giselle now that her and Tom Brady are having "issues"? Stay tuned

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Let's Make a "Jessica" Pilot

Thu, 03 Sep 2015 03:16:38 GMT

This week ace reporter and producer Jessica Pilot joins me in the studio. We'll find out why she doesn't like to be referred to as a reporter in front of Jeff Goldblum and why she was so annoying when in Los Angeles. We talk about the greatness of rock legend Cyrissie Hynde and her controversial statements in her new book and finally end with a college football prediction. Hello!! It's time! It's a first week of September podcast!!

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Bobby Barbarino: the Lost Sweathog

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 01:27:18 GMT

This week I find more information on Bobby Barbarino, the lost sweathog. And I talk about my appearances on the Morton Downey, Jr. show and the documentary on CNN. The badassness that was the late Julian Bond. And, two folks that have faked cancer for money. Oh and the difference between Smell-o-rama and Odorama. There was one? You'll love it.

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Where's the East Deck?

Fri, 07 Aug 2015 03:01:40 GMT

This week on the podcast we talk about how my friend replaced Vinny Barbarino in Welcome Back Kotter for 3 days. Does there need to be anything else? But, to round out the hour we talk about the original cowboy and indian from the village people hating each other, the ridiculousness of fad diets, how I look in a suit and our friend Rachel Feinstein and her TMZ fueled weekend.

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Marina Franklin is Voting for Donald Trump (kidding)

Thu, 30 Jul 2015 01:56:45 GMT

This week special guest Marina Franklin is kind enough to join me on the podcast. We have a great time talking about politics, racism, music and comedy and pretty much vere away from Bill Cosby if you can believe it. It's a very special episode (in the best way) of the Dave Juskow Podcast :)

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No One Cares Who Wrote Peter Pan

Thu, 23 Jul 2015 00:58:34 GMT

I don't even know how to describe this week's show. BUT, I will tell you that Someone Shot Moe Green Through The Eye. I didn't ask who gave the order. AND, If you don't know how to write a good opening song on Broadway, then just stop. It's a very strange episode but lots of fun. I promise. :)

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Go Set a Watchman Seems Like Something Potsie Would Say

Wed, 15 Jul 2015 05:00:16 GMT

This week I somehow find a way to compare Mexican drug lord El Chapo to the musical "Annie" (I know, right). The calm before the storm on "Go Set a Watchman" and my dinner conversation between Woody Allen, Soon-Yi and Tony Roberts. It's an unbelivable pcast this week.

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Rachel Feinstein Had a Bill Cosby Free Ride

Thu, 09 Jul 2015 03:21:14 GMT

Rachel Feinstein stops by the Juskow compound this week and his hilarious as usual. We of course talk about our first meeting, her dressing up like the bionic woman with a piece of yarn to make her hair blonde, and the oddness of me and Dave Attell as friends. Then we talk Bill Cosby, Paris Hilton, Subway Jared and his kiddie porn and lots more in this classic pcast.

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The Dukes of Hazzard and Their Confederate Flag

Fri, 26 Jun 2015 06:52:19 GMT

This week lots of stuff to wrap up before the holiday. Why does Leonardo DiCaprio only date one kind of woman? The hottest women ever, but. . .; The kid who caught Arod's 3000 hit ball won't give it back -- good; and the late Dick Van Patten. Those are only a few topics I touch on this week. You've gotta listen to hear the rest of the brilliance. Or not :)

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Rachel Dolezal Was Born a Poor Black Child

Fri, 19 Jun 2015 04:52:12 GMT

Hey hey. It's a real odds and ends all over the place show again. We discuss Rachel Doelzal of course and her black face (ironically not prejudice sounding); how michael j. fox became a big star (what other podcast would care?); the legacy of barry manilow (really?) and the NBA/NHL playoffs. Are you kidding me? Now that's a show!

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The Ukelele Unicyclist

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:16:46 GMT

This week turned into one of the best shows ever thanks to my neighbor Michelle. She brought one of the greatest online dating stories out of nowhere. But don't worry, there's the usual fare of nonsense. We talk James Bond and Seinfeld and, duh, dog with a blog. It really may be a early June classic.

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2015 TONY AWARDS - I dare any other podcast to do this

Fri, 05 Jun 2015 03:33:48 GMT

That's right. The only show that talks about the NBA and NHL playoffs and has exclusive coverage of the Tony Awards. Who would dare listen to a show like this? Everyone!!!!! You've never heard one like it and I do imitations of legendary dead people that no cares about. It's a classic.

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Elian Gonzalez is a Cockblocker

Thu, 21 May 2015 02:11:56 GMT

This week I am planning for my long drive from Florida to New Jersey so it's a talk about anything extravaganza. The Boston Bomber, James Bond and Pitch Perfect 2 are some of the places we're going this week. Then the hilarity and the drama of the NBA lottery and how Elian Gonzalez cockblocked me in 1999. Yeah, I hold a grude. HEY NOW!!

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Where is Osama's Body Then?

Thu, 14 May 2015 03:51:02 GMT

This week John Vitti from the Boston Globe Sports department phones in to talk about Tom Brady and other nonsense. I do a jeremy irons imitation and really, what else do you need after that. But ok, throw in my trip to see An American in Paris on broadway with my mom and then run into guys I know after (yipes) and why Scarlett Johansson is ruining the Avengers.

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I Do A Better James Spader Then James Spader

Thu, 07 May 2015 03:02:19 GMT

This week my good friend comedian Irene Bremis joins me to surprisingly talk Mayweather/Pacquiao and the Kentucky Derby. We get serious talking about my half charitable, half manly, half sports related, half gay weekend. And we top it off talking about Jihad and Kirk Douglas' son. Tell me you don't want to listen to this? You know you do.

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Sarah Silverman Sets Me "Straight"

Thu, 30 Apr 2015 12:39:26 GMT

This week Sarah Silverman in Studio (my apartment - Rrrow). We talk about everything from racial prejudice to my refrigerator and domestic abuse to, duh, "Dog with a blog". It's impossible to describe so you'll just have to listen to the podcast you've been waiting for, Dave Juskow/Sarah Silverman LIVE!!! And boy does she let me have it.

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Ben Affleck Has Ruined Everything

Thu, 23 Apr 2015 03:27:13 GMT

This week - The NFL Schedule is out. Why is it so exciting? Ben Affleck ruins everyone's good time and we explain why he is the major tool of all time. We have proof of why Muhammad Ali is way funnier then tony romo or blake shelton. That's right proof! And, if that's not enough, we have geniune audio from the nerds at the comic book store. This show is nuts! You're gonna love it

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Stephen Hawking is NOT a Comic Genius

Fri, 17 Apr 2015 04:50:58 GMT

This week I bring you everything from why woman take so long to orgasm to the jack and triumph show. To the 150th anniversary of the Lincoln assassination to the Lego Movie. From Stephen Hawking to Kim Jong Un's hottie wife. And of course, the NBA and NHL playoffs. If you love hodge podge. Well. . . this is clearly the episode for you.

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Chick-fil-A or Chick-fil-Gay

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 03:56:24 GMT

This week legendary Glad activist Alan Klein once again joins us for merriment and nonsense as we discuss the new york islanders hilarious meltdown, the washington wizards assuring the entire town of washington d.c. half price pizzas and the final four. We talk about Andrew Harrison and his "N" word now classic press conference. The hilarious president's race in Washington D.C. and the fire in the East Village again and the jerk off girls who want to sue New York City because their favorite pedicure place burned down (well actually that's a good reason, but. . . you know what I mean).

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2015 FINAL FOUR - Martha Stewart is the Man

Thu, 02 Apr 2015 04:14:14 GMT

This week we get back to the regular topics we love to talk about and of course Final Four talk. We talk about how Martha Stewart was "the man" at the Justin Bieber roast (after Jeff Ross of course). We explain the unprecedented excitement at the end of the Duke/Utah game. The unfunniness of new Daily Show host Trevor Noah and how John Lennon was kind of an ass (dare I say). We go for it all on an all new April Pcast!

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2015 SWEET SIXTEEN - Michelle Obama vs. White House Florist (We're all doomed)

Thu, 26 Mar 2015 01:53:39 GMT

This week -- it's Sweet Sixteen time and Kenny's bracket is crap but I'm doing great because I learned a lesson from years past. It's working. We discuss the event everyone's talking about, the florist let go from the White House. Why was she dismissed? No one knows for sure. What will we do!!!!?? Somehow amid all of that we talk Superman 1, 2 and 3 and Star Trek 4. It's an all over the place podcast this week and it's energetic and awesome because I'm coffee'd up and ready for action.

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2015 MARCH MADNESS - Coastal Carolina Will Win it All - Your Welcome

Thu, 19 Mar 2015 03:00:12 GMT

This week we invite our friend Kenny back to talk brackets of course. But don't worry, we break it up with talk about females on the sidelines, mcsorley's ale house and hockey anthems. I know, where's the theatre talk? It's March Madness exciting!!!

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Larry David Juskow

Thu, 12 Mar 2015 01:07:12 GMT

This week Juskow talks about how he was burned by Larry David and the cast of "Fish in the Dark". Also, the University of Oklahoma and it's idiocy and of course how middle america effected Juskow. The brilliancy of what is "The Jack and Triumph Show" and duh, "Dog With a Blog" In this action packed show we also discuss the Blurred Lines/Marvin Gaye controversy and bring up a new one between Gary Glitter and Bon Jovi. It's all over the place, but it's still the quality show you love.

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Admiral Kirk, Commander Spock & Capn' Crunch

Thu, 05 Mar 2015 03:50:09 GMT

This week we join in the fun of the ongoing Kirk/Spock feud, which apparently will go on even when they're both dead. We discuss the origins of the sports anthem Rock & Roll Part 2 and talk about President Clinton's hilarious portrait with a familiar shadow and literally -- everything in between. It's another great episode of the Dave Juskow show. :)

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Lady Gaga and her darn Jigaboo Music

Fri, 27 Feb 2015 06:09:22 GMT

This week Juskow opens with that idiot reporter from Cleveland and what planet the sound of music is considered "jigaboo" music. We also talk about Patty Hearst's dog show debacle, why the owner of the New York Knicks his super high and how kosher cannibus is the wave of the future. And if that's not enough we talk the horrid new Odd Couple and the brilliance of the last episode of the british Office, and we thrown in the final episode of Two and a Half Men nonsense for good measure. With no football or grammys or oscars, it's an all around nonsense show but lots of fun. Please join us.

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2015 THE OSCARS - I Plan to Win Some Money

Wed, 18 Feb 2015 03:32:59 GMT

This week our round table talks only Oscars. Although I like to usually mix it up I needed to find out where the action is on some of the minor categories. I think we figured it out. Take a listen.

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2015 POST GRAMMY - No Can One Can Stop Us

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 03:13:02 GMT

Well, we got kicked out of the Stand Up Labs studios but we're back and better than ever. This week is awesome (as usual). We discuss why Kanye's a jerk and does he have good reason, Katy Perry's left shark and Fresh Off the Boat. All on a brand new episode.

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2015 SUPER BOWL - This is Where it All Comes Together

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 07:13:54 GMT

This is it. The episode 21 weeks in the making. Join Juskow and his degenerate gambling fellas as we go over all the money making possibilities. And, for brilliance measure. Liza Minnelli's publicist joins us to give us the edge for betting Katy Perry's hair, first song and Idina Menzel's National Anthem length. We've got all the bases covered this week. Prepare to be entertained.

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2015 PRO BOWL – Don’t Worry, We’re not Talking About the Pro Bowl

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 01:59:42 GMT

This week special guest comedian and pendulum picker, Irene Bremis discuss last week’s championship games and how that and Dave Attell’s dumb birthday affected Juskow’s weekend. Juskow butcher’s Irene’s horrid pendulum picks towards the end of the year and then butcher’s her tour dates. That’s hilarious. Celebrity Tweets and the catfight between Erin Andrews and Katie Cassidy with the twist at the end. Obviously we talk deflated balls and Irene always has something to say about that, duh. We preview next week’s degenerate gambling Super Bowl show of course. It’s a delightful episode in a sports week that blows this time on The Spread.

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2015 CHAMPIONSHIP – How is that Not A Catch

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 06:16:00 GMT

This week Juskow discusses why he is so angry about Dez Bryant and his “phantom” catch (spoiler alert – because he lost money). We also discuss why Juskow is nervous about evil bartenders and asks the question on everyone’s mind, why does Matthew Perry keep getting offered sitcoms? We obviously cover the AFC/NFC Championship games but the rant continues of why Dave Attell would want to have a birthday party on that Sunday and couldn’t he have rested on that day (Spinal Tap reference?). Special guest comedian Debbie Shea keeps things moving and tries to calm Dave down on this all new brilliant episode.

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2015 DIVISIONAL – Who Does Leo DiCaprio Think He Is?

Thu, 08 Jan 2015 23:10:25 GMT

This week we obviously spend lots of time on the playoffs, both college and pro but the awesomeness doesn’t stop there. We talk about Bess Meyerson and her flaming bags of doody, Leonardo DiCaprio and his harem, and the baseball hall of fame jerkoffs. As if that isn’t enough, we look at my very accurate television predictions from the fall. I’m good. Where else can you hear all of this nonsense. You’ll love it.

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WEEK 17 – Christmas with the Godfather

Thu, 25 Dec 2014 02:15:48 GMT

This week Dave is alone in the studio and the skies the limit. Dave goes through everything, from college football playoffs to Chic-Fil-A (spelt someting like that) and then the opening scene from the The Godfather

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WEEK 16 - Dave Attell Lights the Menorah

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 17:10:23 GMT

Legendary Comedian Dave Attell joins us me this week live in the Studio and he's got alot of stuff to get off his chest. The hard hitting questions and answers keep coming as Juskow and Attell talk new sitcoms, old sitcoms, the Israeli Football League and working at the Judaica Shop. This is one you won't want to miss because it's what a podcast is supposed to be -- awesome.

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WEEK 15 - Jim Farber Knows Music

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:00:44 GMT

This week chief music critic from the Daily News joins me in studio. He's been writing about music since he was 17 and seen it all. We talk about what it feels like to write and interview Lynyrd Skynyrd and now have to interview Taylor Swift. Great stuff. We talk Foo Fighters new album and documentary, the stones '69 concert at Madison Square Garden, Elvis Costello and Nikki Minaj. Then of course, football. So, really folks -- get with the program. This episode is the pooh, so take a big whiff. HEY NOW!!

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WEEK 14 – Lenny Marcus is a Giant

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 19:21:14 GMT

This week special guest comedian Lenny Marcus joins the pcast. He tells us why he knows so much about fashion, why he doesn’t drink and how in the world he got a job working for the New York Giants. What an interesting fellow. Obviously we discuss the Giants becoming the Jets (you know, except for those pesky super bowl rings) and is Lenny the problem? Fortunately, the season is coming to an end for, not just both teams but also the show Mulaney. I’m upset of course because there goes half of my material. But, I’m sure we’ll muddle through with great guests and another outstanding show.

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WEEK 13 – The Kids in the Hall

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 02:19:58 GMT

This week my nieces and nephew sit in on the podcast for a special Thanksgiving Day episode. My nieces are both in the football pool so they actually may know their football. It’s a lot better than most of us did last week (if you picked the Jets of course – who in case you were wondering, suck). We have the kids read a scene from my favorite show, Mulaney and see if it’s funnier when it’s read by them (you decide). Then we compare Mulaney to the Disney Channel show, Dog With a Blog. Again, which is funnier? It might be Thanksgiving but this episode will be entertaining for years to come. Again, you’re welcome America.

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WEEK 12 – Harvard vs. Yale

Mon, 24 Nov 2014 18:16:45 GMT

This week we discuss the big Harvard vs. Yale game. I’m not kidding. Even ESPN is covering it this week. It’s an American classic and a snooze fest if you’re watching it that’s why talking about it on our show is the best way to enjoy it. The Duchess of Cambridge is coming to Brooklyn. Listen to Juskow stumble on whether she’s a Duchess or a Princess and what’s the difference and who cares and how the movie “The Naked Gun” comes to mind. Seriously, what other podcast has this kind of ridiculousness hodge podge. You’re welcome.

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WEEK 11 – Felix Unger Was Asked to Leave

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:38:40 GMT

It’s a November 13th episode and on the television show “The Odd Couple” that’s the date it all started. Tonight on loan from Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast is Frank Santopadre. A jack of all trades Frank has written on everything including Bazooka Joe bubble gum comics to the Saturday Morning show “Garbage Pail Kids” to “The View”. When I give him a moment to talk he’s quite fascinating, but who has time to stop talking. There’s so much on the docket this week. A ridiculous Jets win (how did Vegas know), Justin Bieber in a prayer group with the Steelers and comparing a 40 year old classic comedy television show to what else but, Mulaney. We really cover it all this week from Wacky Packages to Juskow stalking the girl who voiced Lucy in the Peanuts. I only wish I was kidding. It’s a great episode.

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WEEK 10 – Victoria Hates Football

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 19:17:05 GMT

Jessie James may hate Jets fans but we hate her more. How dare she tell us fans how fabulous life is when we’re 1-7. My co-host this week Victoria is on loan from the Cosmo Channel on Sirius so I mean, what are we going to talk about except celebrities and fashion. But don’t worry, we get to the meat. I was on fire this week football wise. If you’re not listening to the show, you’re not winning the big bucks you should be. Just sayin. And the television cancellations have begun. Once again Juskow is right on with his predictions with proof positive he knows bad television like no one else. Who does Kate Walsh think she is? Triumph the insult comic dog kind of lets her have it, but it’s censored. Darn. And, of course, more Mulaney. It’s not cancelled yet but who cares. This makes for great shows for me. I love bad television, football and gambling and this is the only place where it belongs. On The Spread, with Dave Juskow.

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WEEK 9 - From London to Mexico

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 18:18:00 GMT

What a strange weekend it was for Juskow. From London to Wales and special guest Mexican Director Memo Salazar in between. Juskow talks about his duties to sit through poetry on a Football Sunday in October. And finally a shout out to baseball as Juskow is assured that if the Royals see Bumgarner it's all over. Let alone, who doesn't enjoy saying the word Bumgarner. Plus, the Pendulum pick gets one last chance to make good, what's the pick this week? What, no Mulaney this week, what will we do? Juskow and Memo settle for a discussion on the horribleness of what is Byron Allen's show and then the new Friday Night line up that includes Cristela. That's right we go into Mexican-American comedy. Is that crazy to do on a podcast? Sure it is, but we don't care. From a weekend with Michael Sheen and Jon Hamm to Welsh play writing. This episode clearly has it all. You won't want to miss it.

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Week 8- Rachel Feinstein Talks Puss and Boobs

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 19:28:03 GMT

This week Dave welcomes special guest comedian Rachel Feinstein. Rachel and Dave talk about how they met and the playa that is Dave Juskow. Yeah, you heard that right. Rachel and Dave discuss performing together and how Rachel makes her football picks and her unbelievable sports knowledge. Rachel shows off her celebrity baby naming ability, gets embarrassed about hearing her stand up and gives props to John Mulaney, much to Dave’s chagrin. It’s a very different but entirely entertaining episode of the Spread with Dave Juskow.

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Week 7 - Mulaney and The Jets

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:54:20 GMT

This week Dave talks about his disappointment with the New York Jets and his “can’t lose” 6 team teasers. Dave also starts getting a little nervous about the mysticism of the Pendulum. Jack and Dave rip apart Fleetwood Mac and their horrid showmanship after they attend the show. And, Mulaney! The poorly rated brand new Fox show replaces The Mysteries of Laura as a new obsession of bad television which of course Dave loves. We talk behind the scenes at Saturday Night Live one more week and prove that Rodney Dangerfield is still the man. It’s back to the format America loves on an all new pcast.

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Week 6 - Sarah Silverman Spills about Hosting SNL

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 16:54:07 GMT

This week Sarah Silverman calls in and relays her experience after hosting Saturday Night Live 4 days ago. Sarah talks about the amazing monologue, the Joan Rivers sketch, Lorne Michaels and the blender he is apparently attached to and drops a Baba Booey. Juskow talks about his run ins with SNL cast members, Kate Beckinsale and how Sarah saves Juskow from an embarrassing Martin Short situation. Juskow and Jack talk Billy Joel, old school stand up comedy, College Gameday, Katy Perry, Ken Daneyko and Juskow’s unbelievable 24 hours, some of which is 15 years in the making. This may be the most entertaining podcast of all time. You won’t want to miss it. I mean look how much name dropping is in the description alone.

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Week - 5 The Roller Vixen is a Vixen Indeed

Thu, 02 Oct 2014 17:14:58 GMT

This week Roller Derby skater and hard-nosed reporter for the Bergen Record Kim Predham joins us in studio. Kim explains the difference between flat track and banked track derby and then teaches Dave and Jack how to respect woman, which does not end well. The Pendulum continues to amaze as Dave bets big. Dave also talks about the backlash from housewives of his Huffington Post article and we tackle Wednesday Nights on network television which of course entails more “The Mysteries of Laura” talk (hopefully for the last time). All in all, a most entertaining 55 minutes.

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Week 4 - The Boobs and the Pendulum

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 18:27:58 GMT

This week special guest and Pendulum guru Irene Bremis joins us to make her perfect season picks so far live on the pcast. Dave recalls his stint at this week’s Giant’s game and how last week’s guest Lee was thwarted by an evil grill master. On the television side we spend the full half hour on Dave’s obsession with the new NBC horror-fest that is “The Mysteries of Laura”. And, as luck would have it, Irene pulls out an actual script for a future episode out of thin air. It’s a magical hour on The Spread with Dave Juskow.

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Week 3 - Sarah Silverman Has A System

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:46:02 GMT

This week Sarah Silverman calls in after winning the big pool and schools us on her system of making winning picks. I couldn’t believe it either. Dave’s buddy Lee joins the cast to talk about Sunday’s upcoming New York Giants tailgate, all the cured meats we’ll be having and how Dave is a sissy when it comes to shotgunning a beer. On the television front we tackle Tuesdays on network television this fall but cannot resist the train wreck that will be NBC’s upcoming “The Mysteries of Laura”.

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Week 2 - Batman Wins The Week

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 17:36:16 GMT

This week Dave discusses the big topics without actually ever mentioning Ray Rice once. Batman calls in to talk about his strategy for the first week of every season and “The Leftovers” and Dave and Jack gamble on which shows will live or die on network television Monday Nights.

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Week 1 - Meet the Players

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 00:48:04 GMT

This week in the first half Dave talks about the celebrities in his football pool (including his mother) and the magic Pendulum pick. In the second half Dave talks about the new Sunday night fall schedule and a chicken wing tasting.

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