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Jetski Johnson - Ep. 200

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 11:19:24 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're 200 episodes in. Jetski Johnson joined us to discuss comedy shows under water and in the skies. Good cats act like dogs, and Zack is transitioning to a hot guy. Thunder from Down Under gets sad when they talk. Can someone give us a ride to Vegas?

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Tori Piskin - Ep. 199

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 08:00:00 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We've got a fun and free episode of Hesby Street for you with special guest, Tori Piskin. Wigs got stolen, and a wild "sketch" about Matt Rife gets discussed. We also get to meet one of her newest characters whose last name we can't even attempt to spell.

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Arijana Ramic - Ep. 198

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 09:00:54 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Back with another freebie for ya. This one features Arijana Ramic!! The better we know you, the less we kiss you. Hilaria Baldwin calls in to answer the tough questions, and Wob the Monster's got a hot new collab. Who's helping you get rid of the body?

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Bruce Gray 2 - Ep. 197

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 10:32:36 GMT

Hey Hesbos! This is part 2 of the Bruce Gray episode. It's also our final free episode, but don't you worry. Patreon episodes are now available for as little as $1 per month, so come on over to Patreon and see what all the fuss is about. This episode's got some good laughs. Bruce Gray plays alongside Zack's Wheel of Zaccents with his very own Wheel of Braccents. It's the double booking of a lifetime. We also talk about bombing in front of the tribal council, stretching vs. wrapping it up, and our run-ins with Chris Rock. Enjoy!

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Bruce Gray - Ep. 196

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 10:31:53 GMT

Hey Hesbos! What's the deal with aggressive cops? Don't call Bruce a little boy. What's a good weapon to have, and why is it never as good as a tiny blowhorn? Chappelle is an old quarterback at this point. Wait a minute... is that Famous Dex?!

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Ep. 194 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 10:56:54 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're back with another free episode of Hesby Street. We're older and grayer, and our grandkids are so embarrassed. Zack relives his Netflix audition. That Al Capone movie messed Torio up. It's hard to find love when you're not in Math & Politics class. Want more episodes? Head on over to patreon.com/hesbystreet

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Best of Hesby Street - Volume Three

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 07:15:38 GMT

The best of Hesby Street featuring favorites like Torio's Fake Wife, Jeff Dean's Failed Proposal and Zack's John Wayne!

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Ep. 192 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 09:00:17 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio's got an oil groupon for anyone who wants it. Zack dealt with some drama at acting class. Are 9-5 people really working that much? The Wheel of Zaccents has taught us all to never pick 1 in every category ever again. Trevin is the most valuable earth asset. Hot people get away with winking. The rest of us don't.

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Ep. 191 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 09:00:07 GMT

Hey Hesbos! The next JOKE OFF is December 7th at the Hollywood Improv. Tell your friends! The Wheel of Zaccents returns with our nation's favorite morning DJ who is also running for president. The book is way better than the movie, except for Rocky. Zack avoided the Bane of Mexico City. "A toda madre" must mean, "this rips". Are we cupped up or are we cupside down?

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Ep. 190 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 09:00:27 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Our first ever Wheel of Zaccents features a competitive snorkeler from Liverpool and his dream of bringing tarot card reading to the olympics. Zack had to play a terrorist while also playing a customer who wasn't sure what to buy. All in a day's work. See you at the Them-Mitzvah!

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Ep. 189 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 12:14:30 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack has seen multiple generations of nerd. Torio wants his tootsie pop hat. Which tribes appropriated that coat. Some AI pins wish they were on another person. Don't block out your scene at a public restaurant. Shia always coming in hot!

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Ep. 188 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 09:00:00 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack is sad that he's not an actual mutant. Torio loves telling a fun lie, and also the painful truth. We could do nothing for days. Post-Apocalyptic Chopped has some weird ingredients. Zack is definitely earning an Espy if he ever scores. Thank goodness for strong teeth. Enjoy your gas station showers.

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Ep. 187 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 08:00:02 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio gets engaged to a Blackwater princess, and has a brief introduction to her 5-star general father. Zack gets the love stare while having the dumbest thoughts possible. Speaking of dumb thoughts, how are pronouncing "clothes"? Get ready to hear about the craziest player in all of hockey. We don't deserve women, but we do deserve sailors that can't read or navigate. Zack and Torio can't watch horror movies for very different reasons.

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Ep. 186 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 08:22:45 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio's getting chickens and now he's ready to be a farmer. Zack's drinking Ranch Water just like in the dressing bottle. Killers of the Flower Moon gets the Guy Ritchie treatment. We got a 3D-printed steak that you're gonna love. Forgot to ask the doctor about the 3rd nipple. Zack cleaned the shower so now he can go back to the void at the car show.

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Ep. 185 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 08:00:32 GMT

Hey Hesbos! You know what makes a perfect Halloween present? Tickets to our show at the Hollywood Improv this Sunday at 7pm! How are we holding it when we go number one? We're having a hard time loving ourselves. Zack is the master of failure, and God might have to step in. Fitbit got rid of the steps streak, and we dare the government to come take our Yellow 9.

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Ep. 184 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 08:27:48 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're getting to this Middle East situation, but first: Torio wants a date with Olivia Rodrigo and a good chat with Meryl Streep. We can't wait to make our assistants handle all our petty business. Why are Pandas going to China and why are Momma Biden & Poppa Jinping fighting? Zack's colonoscopy revealed he's young at heart. Phewf!!

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Ep. 183 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 08:00:23 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack's back from Covid and he looks more insane than ever. Robots are winning the petty wars. Armless lizards aren't snakes? Torio caught a glimpse of the worst first date ever, and yes it involved a mechanical bull. Rich Dad Poor Dad is so romantic. We discuss our newest bits. Give it up for going away!

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Ep. 182 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 08:34:43 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Pretty sure we got Covid on this one. Torio wants America to stay out of his Mexico. Someone hates our last clip. The police chief isn't going near those cobwebs. Potato dust, anyone?

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Ep. 181 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 08:00:30 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We know the fellas are pushin' pee, but where do the ladies stand(sit?) on this one? Russell Brand tries to get ahead of the press, and apparently Hasan Minhaj made everything up. Torio's feelings were hurt by a Turkish special offer. Zack is trying to help Dave Chappelle and Rihanna become the next Mos Def. If only they'd let him.

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Ep. 180 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 15:56:25 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Gruden is knitting now, Zack's one man show is back from the magma. Have you ever heard of The Callback Kings of Comedy? Neither have we.

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Ep. 179 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 08:00:31 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio had a Crocodile Hunter family dream, and Zack had a bunch of Mezcals. We discover our own version of Margaritaville and pinpoint the perfect year to be an all-star. Why would anyone ask to be put in coach? A burning man fan would absolutely love shopping at Trader Joe's. Should we talk top 5's or solve the healthcare crisis? Pick one thing to be mad about.

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Ep. 178 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 08:00:00 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Drunk Zack really knows how to network. Meanwhile, sober Zack gets sued for his controversial "Doctor Zack's Uncle Zack" product line. Torio's 20-year Scotch business plan really snuck up on us. Adults just can't order apple juice. Maybe she's born with it, your honor.

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Joke Off w/ Tony Zavala, Ashley Monique, Darlene Bereznecki and Jeff Dean

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 18:53:54 GMT

Live podcast gameshow at The Bus Stop in San Francisco!

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Ep. 176 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 08:00:34 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Trevin goes deep undercover to dole out wave justice. Bill Walton has a homeless problem. Torio entertained spies maybe? Zack is advertising for things he wants more of. Lefty-Loosey, Bidey-Tighty!

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Ep. 175 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 08:00:04 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio got his second loaf of bread, but he wasn't ready for the Jon X. & Dr. Zack's Uncle Zack collab. A bad dog just might be the downfall of the USA. The last weekend before football season should be a holiday. Zack is healthy and reading, which makes us miss Fat Zack. See you Monday, August 21st at the Bus Stop! Who's ready to be a Ghost Hesbo?

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Ep. 174 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 08:00:37 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Comedic inspirations are back! Musicians get all the easy laughs. Where will this Rizz app end? The future has a potbelly and a slightly caved in head. Vaccines really set back the microchip game. The simulation gets reviewed. Was Shakespeare a fraud? And what's up with those people that dress like they're from the '50s?!

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Ep. 173 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 08:00:12 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio dreams of Cholos. Watch Hijack to know where they failed. Before the internet there was 2 for Flinching. Road rage influenced the life of a monk, and Morocco sure knows how to pick an ally. This episode is brought to you by the good folks at Tap Water. Buy a ticket, Gino!

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Ep. 172 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 08:00:50 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Oppenheimer is a time-traveling Sherlock Holmes from Marvel, and we got the "A-Stubs" treatment. Our 911 dispatch call recording will definitely go viral on facebook. Zack is The Woke Hunter, and Torio's brothel experience sounds exhausting. Thanks for the discretion, Brandon!

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Ep. 171 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 08:00:20 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're bringing a really fun live podcast to the Bus Stop in San Francisco on August 21st. We hope to see you there. Crickets sure figured out a way to survive, huh? Zack has a new celebrity gym buddy. Torio can't stand the heat. We discuss our anti-bucket list, and that wise man on the mountain top who's answering one question is a real scoundrel.

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Ep. 170 | Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 08:00:17 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Welcome to our new Moroccan followers. Let's move this timeless debate to the Patreon! Torio has a magnesium-induced panic attack and Zack wants to keep the cameras rolling. We auditioned for the new season of The Bear, and it did not go great. Hit me, Wemby, one more time. Get ready for a new way to promote cops. Tip your photographers!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 169

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 08:23:15 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Happy 5th! Zack got a controversial "alternate flag". Torio is in deep with the girl scouts and we talk modern day badges. Comedians don't listen, Irish Dave is the best, and we're all sorry about the Visigoths.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 168

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 08:00:25 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio's dad is the Michael Jordan of handymen. Those volcano science projects we're so cool before Youtube. Comedy in the future is frightening. Zack never got to dress cool. Torio barely got to dress. Some adults still think magic is real, and we make the same amount of money. Squeegee isn't the right word for that. Pass me an Altamont!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 167

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:53:20 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Nothing tastier than a nice cold can of beer from Altamont Beer Works. Save it for the Doorcast. Torio has got the heighth for the NFL. One controversial joke got a big thanks from a paraplegic, or did it? Zack shares his tasteless idea for a Chipotle commercial. Torio got his weaknesses attacked by a German Shepherd. Write more!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 166

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 08:06:54 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're running on fumes in this episode. Torio had the full Fenway experience, and a couple of bizarre uber rides. Martyrs sounds like murders when you're Donald Trump. Zero yawning will be tolerated. Irish people shouldn't be confused. Robot love is the only way. The sun sets, right? Mine as well. Goodnight Gummy!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 165

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 08:00:53 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're back! Torio went to a wedding and tried to solve a mysterious case. Zack's childhood lies got a lot of innocent people in serious trouble. We discuss the best first-date locations for people who don't drink alcohol, and some sleeper picks might surprise you. You'll be astonished by the name of Torio's strip club, and even more amazed by their health score.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 164

Wed, 24 May 2023 08:00:26 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We've had some funcles, and some Uncle Doug's. Torio's assemblies were freaky. Ninja stars are lethal, even Larry can use them. Comedy styles and inspirations are back, and we get to meet Jerome the French Pickup Artist. Boy, the aughts were a strange time, huh?

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 163

Wed, 17 May 2023 08:00:02 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're still doing Zack's segment. Should we keep it going?? Let us know. Stop serving whiskey at barbershops, please. Torio had a not-so-fun time in Bass Lake. Zack lost a strange game of Cash Cab in Vegas. He also probably met a serial killer. Meat is meat. See you on the Desert Express!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 162

Wed, 10 May 2023 09:19:17 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio is back from Minnesota with a bizarre Russian interaction. Zack had the worst audition yet. We try some new segments for once. We have fans now! But they aren't jumping furniture to get to us yet. We'll be writers in Malibu someday, apparently.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 161

Wed, 03 May 2023 08:00:06 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Man oh man, what a show last night in San Francisco. Thanks for coming out and supporting our dreams. Can't believe they carried Zack like that, and stomped out Torio. We got pretty broey on this one. Talking Godzilla noises vs. Pterodactyl noises, the beauty of an ice-filled urinal and the joys of having a dong. Here's looking at you, kid.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 160

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 08:51:30 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're headlining the Punch Line in San Francisco on Tuesday May 2nd, so tell your friends!! One special patron had a very special realization. Zack was raised by his TV, and Torio probably didin't have friends because of TV. We cover all the jobs that seem easy. Janet Jackson is our surprise witness, and Zack would be a good pilot if everyone would just shut up for a second. Late Night debuts are out, so we'll need a Youtube celebrity to fire away.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 159

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 08:00:00 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We've got some customer service anecdotes on this one. Hunters get all the love. Our generation did eating ass, and we didn't do 9/11. Zack's got an ancient cuck stepfather. Bros have been around since before the pyramids, and the ancient Egyptian art scene was probably a vibe. We have some staunch opinions about interspecial relations. Torio's dutch liver is a menace.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 158b

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 18:43:04 GMT

Hey Meccos! We'd like to extend a sincere thank you to the good people at Bad Friends for their generous donation. Torio went to therapy and now knows what he must do. Zack chose Jones over his own wife. Adults shouldn't be bored. Big Chocolate and Big Sea Salt are out. Fortunately there's always Big Gnocchi!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 158

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 08:41:46 GMT

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 157

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 08:50:22 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Go check out Sam's Anchor Cafe in Tiburon, California! Torio saw a very unique composer perform at a recent open mic. Zack needs the testosterone industry to grow up already. Bernie definitely goes down. We want you at our comedy shows more than family. Anyone need a chill brother husband that pretty much stays in his room? We know just the "bro-ho".

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 156

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 08:54:04 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio went to the PNW and Zack took a soundbath. Thrilling discussion topics in this episode include bowling alleys, nacho cheese and arcade games. Watch out for spam ads from Jizzy. Zack does a Bill Burr meet and greet. Bring in the goat sex crime detective. We're coming for you, James Cameron!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 155

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 10:33:39 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack had a funny audition. Torio will not wear high heels for his soulmate. He's also keeping the body hair. There's a big difference between a class and a workshop. If you're stuck in a relationship and looking for a way out, just fall in love in another dimension. Your earth partner will understand.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 154

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 08:00:36 GMT

Once Zack is done looking up a few words he's going to have an intellectual argument with Hugh Grant. We got a hesbo into some trouble last week, and she was nice enough to tell us all about it. Torio plans out his inevitable Oscar speech, and Zack rollerblades for Barbie.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 153

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 11:08:23 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Time to talk nepo-babies. Guess we’re training for a triathlon now. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s cookies got eaten. Zack opens up about a fallen dream. Torio seems to have forgotten the maggots story. Life after the purge is probably awkward. Zack gets pushy around zombies, and he lingers around survivors. All dogs are equal!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 152

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 09:00:42 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We're struggling to keep track of all the gambling den bets we accepted. Honor system in the den! God is a man and He's really sorry about all of it. Gisele is deep in the comedy game. Tom Brady can open for Zack if he wants. Kooch is here!!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 151

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 08:59:51 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We want to wish a happy belated birthday to hilarious comedian Brad Wenzel. Brad's new album is out. Go get it. It's called Joke. Joke. Joke., and it's available everywhere. You can also watch the full special on Youtube. Torio, Emily and Dimitri Martin hung out in an alley with a bunch of wrestlers. Zack is looking for a new career. Heiroglyphic artists must have really butted human heads. We had an important conversation with Hodor. Word on the street is whippets feel like either "du-du-du-du" or "waw-waw-waw-waw".

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 150

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 17:53:20 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio wants you to have a happy Valentine's Day and hold him for hours. The world is gonna end soon, so don't worry about your follower count. Did we shoot an alien? What if it was just a chill alien? President Torio will pass the controller to his VP while he focuses on snacks. Don't let Zack become famous. He'll become impossible to deal with. Are we high or do doors not open anymore?

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 149

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 09:00:08 GMT

Hey Hesbos!!! Zack's sick and Torio is in desperate need of some big-brother energy. We discuss a recent trip to the Magic Castle, a hypnotized friend, and the power of a good suit. Are you letting your dying dog live for a healthy year, or talk for a day. There's a lot to cover in that hypothetical. Also if you're dating a gymrat, that's a huge red flag. Fat and flab is what real lovers are made of.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 148

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 09:51:56 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack had a rough trip across the country, but this isn't a sports podcast. Did our founding fathers have a Philly accent? Torio would rather be with trashy people than hipsters. Some wild town names in this country just can't change. There's nothing like a life partner that straightens your tie. It turns out Hungover Zack and Anxiety Torio have a lot in common.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 147

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 09:16:11 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack brushed his teeth for this one. Torio gets a special general meeting with a familiar figure in the industry. We have some great tales from the green room. Zack might be the new Joey in the famous Jimmy & Joey tandem act. Torio confirms he was never supposed to host. Wal Mart pranksters are the new daredevil, and we strategize how to survive a stadium full of eagles fans.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 146

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 09:57:18 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Things are getting steamy on Zack's new favorite reality show. Things also got way too steamy in his last audition. Don't even think about asking to see it. We can't believe Are You Hot? was an actual TV show. We need to start pitching to the biggest names in the biz. We could go on a general meeting, but there's better insurance out there. Childhood's tough when you got a hot mom.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 145

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 11:07:28 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Come to our comedy show on January 18th! You got something in your teeth, stranger. Don't snore if you're playing dead. Torio should never explore his ancestry. They weren't just boat makers. We're getting old and trying to get to bed at a reasonable hour. No more candy! Zack had a bad alcohol trip one time. ACAB includes police horses, right?

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 144

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 10:06:59 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We ring in the new year like a world-class bobsled team. Those rusty handles can't slow us down, plus we got a dumper. Torio's got the brain fog, and Zack has an apartment dilemma. Kombucha is only acceptable if it's made by a corporation. We find Torio's dream girl, but she's got to deal with all those foxes outside. Sorry alpha bros, we won't even jump into a fight in the comment section. Biathlonning without a bazooka? Take a lap!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 143

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 09:38:52 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio got a sweet new hat. Zack had a very Hesby Christmas, and we're thinking about moving to Texas with our fans. Only one movie can link Santa and the prophet Muhammad, and it's on Netflix. Dating games are a lot like food delivery app games. Zack tries to report the news, but he's still adapting to life as a small business owner.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 142

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 11:32:29 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Zack hates getting his own stuff used on him, and Torio hates getting used for other people's bits. We improv a heartpounding movie scene, and Torio makes sure we go out with a bang. We also address a pimp-out from one of our dear patrons. Don't gamble away your money on altitude. Speaking of altitude, Torio's pilot impression is out of this world. Always remember to be nice, even if you're Zack.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 141

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 11:40:04 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We have a great episode here, minus the tragic death of Zack. Nothing beats driving on the road, unless you're getting talked down to. Who poops without their phone?! Wash your ass, fellas. Dating is weird, unless you open with a funny line about quicksand. Morning routines have gotten Zack into a real bind. Look at the neck on that guitar!!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 140

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 10:09:29 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Rejection is supposed to bother you, right? Zack starts a new business. Torio said, "great set" at the weirdest possible moment. We got a fun "would you rather" that's based on Zack's trip to Mexico. You can't bring that notebook in here, you art thief! Please buy an egg nog bowl, and for the love of God, don't put any punch in it.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 139

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 13:00:44 GMT

Hey Hesbos! How long do you push it before you give in and buy new socks? Probably not as long as us. Torio does a country club and discovers it's separate but not equal. RIP Budd Friedman, here's some silence for you. Follow our friends Joe Marrese and his podcast @Joe Code Podcast as well as Matt Lockwoods @The Big Humble podcast.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 138

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 09:00:10 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We think back to a simpler time of Dunkaroos for lunch. Zack needs to figure out what to do with all his dirt. Torio manifests like a doomsday prepper. The world would be a much better place if we all said, "Damn, you got me there." Pizza or sex?

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 137

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 10:27:17 GMT

Hey Hesbos! We voted! Torio's depressed. Zack's an offensive chef in a new HR video coming to a corporate email near you. We go full throttle this episode. We're talkin 110 mph the whole way. We need Disneyland adults to sound off in the chat. SWAT is filming in Hollywood and now Torio can't park anywhere. Could this be his big break? In some ways, Dave Matthews is pretty great compared to Chuck Berry. If there's something you don't want to do, just chunk it out. Nine tenths to go, baby!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 136

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 09:47:55 GMT

Zack got to work with his childhood crush. Torio lives in a fraction of a half, but all that's missing is some enchantment... and change for laundry. Grab a handful of Kit Kat, but make sure you get consent first. You know who's kinda the worst? Thou!!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 135

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 08:00:33 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio needs help with creating a video for his fans and stalkers. Scruff McGruff is takes a bite while getting sucked. Those soda machines are the future and it's scary. Piggy banks are dumb. We talk pits and soaks in Utah, and Torio might have found love at a cafe in Silverlake. Indiana Jones might be in the MCU, but he's still got daddy issues.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 134

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 11:44:34 GMT

Multi-prong is here to stay. Zack tries a new impression. Put your 3-piece suit on, the serial killer profiler is here!! If you liked Thomas the Train as a kid. You're a serial killer. Whatever happened to plain old gay? Zack voted on the wrong things. What's the most problematic team name that isn't a bird? Don't worry about what the Friars are swingin' at!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 133

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 12:00:01 GMT

Torio misses "Coming Out Day," again this year meaning he has to wait until next year all over again. Zack explains the traditions of National Lefty Day. The NFL fumbles their new anti-cancer campaign. How come you never hear the stories about the professional athletes that fail to hit the game winning homerun for the dying Make-A-Wish kids? "We Tried. And We're Sorry."

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 132

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 08:00:00 GMT

The earth is indented. Aliens are coming for our water and our Harries. We have a new secret menu item. Now are you ready to Fuel-a Di Fiyah? No leg room, no exit row service. Being a fireman isn't worth it if we don't get to hang out most of the time. We had a window seat showdown of the year, and the designer of the original commercial airplane is probably turning over in his grave, and in his suit. Ocean's up!!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 131

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Torio couldn't make it to this episode, so we got hilarious comedian Willie Simon to fill in. We cover all of it: Hostage video acting, teachers into students, Zack's grandma's bullying tactics, adult crushes, baby ghosts of the Comedy Store, senior pranks, and the critical importance of the film Alpha Dog. Enjoy!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 130

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 10:03:24 GMT

Hey Hesbos! Freemason is a dumb job. There, we said it. There's a big honey heist that we discussed in our Patreon episode, and we're gonna get our hands dirty... or sticky. Will a million ten do it? Zack had an audition from hell, on Christmas, in Vegas, behind the Thai restaurant. Come by whenever. Torio got his prescription gummy bears for Dave Day. Now we just need the perfect weed for ruining an ex's wedding, and for quitting a gym membership.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 129

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 08:00:39 GMT

People have gotten too extreme, and our brains are pissed. There's a lot that can go wrong on a dinner date. Plates get taken, crumbs get dropped, double bombs get ordered. We're happy for the big mouth lady. If you want to be good at standup comedy, wear a costume! If you want to get promoted at work, avoid knowing where the broom is.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 128

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 08:00:54 GMT

Our standing ovation was scary long. Coach got a little carried away with this week's Patreon Pimp-Out. Oversized loads are confusing. Where are they taking that screw?! King Kong needs to check in before he picks up that lady. If you ever order off the Hesby Street secret menu, be very specific. I love it, man!

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Hesby Street Live at the Bus Stop! - Ep. 127

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:49:15 GMT

The first live recording is in the books, and boy oh boy did we break a lot of glasses!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 126

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 08:12:01 GMT

John Wayne will not make it stop, so don't even ask. You haven't made it until you have a nice house with one of those laundry sucking things that you can have sex with. Huh?

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 125

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 16:04:29 GMT

Buddha is pissed that everyone thinks he was fat, Torio hates flesh colored bathing suits and Zack has some problems with the Jetsons.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 124

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 07:38:07 GMT

Zack carefully explains the best way for Torio to score chicks, while taking care of some other pressing matters. The dating app world is a frustrating place. Don't do men, sweetheart. We're gross. Eskimoes won't shut up about all their words for snow. It's exhausting. Take my person, please!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 123

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 08:00:52 GMT

We're not buying the spiders in the mouth myth. Torio still wants to eat ants. There's an action hero punch quota?! That water into wine miracle did a lot of damage. Coming up in the prophet scene was tough. Rising from the dead took longer than expected. We need to pick which X-Men are going on the next mission. Adding Gambit was a bad idea.

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Best of Hesby Street - Volume #1

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 16:56:04 GMT

The best of Hesby Street featuring favorites like Wubzy, Captain Chef and Drunk Shania Twain. All Nothing is Everything!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 122

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 09:38:45 GMT

Want Disney+? Become a Patron and you'll get Torio's brother's password!! Torio wants to know what makes people tick. Zack wants to know why people won’t shake his hand. Just build a strap! We got Joe’s wood vs. bamboo. Take a bite out of virginity, or sweep it under the rug? Either way, remove its legs. What’s in an ant? Come on, Trevin!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 121

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:25:56 GMT

We have once again flipped the Hallmark holiday movie business on its head. Zack learned about some pretty specific Comanche names, and the poor loser whose invention won the west. Torio nearly found love at a food truck warrior's pop-up. Oh yeah! WE FOUND THE REAL WUBZY!! Manifesting is a trip.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 120

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:54:15 GMT

Belated Eid Mubarak, y’all!! Norm Macdonald should’ve been the joker. Everybody is already Taken Too: Takener. Bad sports coach dads were the worst. Let’s hear it for the Bullets?! Torio does standup like a beat poet now. It has made crowd work impossible. Zack’s new career as a bachelorette party planner is not going well.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 119

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 13:55:39 GMT

Zack tries to make a deal with Captain Wonderful, and we tackle what the hell the twelve galaxies are.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 118

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 15:40:55 GMT

Torio wants fries and Zack's a sex scene hype man.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 117

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 08:00:18 GMT

Torio’s dumb podcast is Zack’s smart podcast. Torio’s fake wife won’t let him have any fun. Typical Blanche. A 5-year-old sports broadcaster did pretty good. Roland The Farter was the original Jackass and the life of the Christmas party. Ibn Battuta rolled with the dopest people back in the day. Comedy sex is even more bizarre than it sounds.

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 116

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:33:33 GMT

The search for the next mic-drop continues. Pretending to be old money is a lot harder than it sounds. We're getting our kids ready for the elite life. Get in there, Josh!! Somebody look up enterprise for us. Gratitude is a scam. Old-timey news anchor was probably a chill job. What we need to be worrying about is these kids poppin rocks!!

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Hesby Street w/ Zack Chapaloni & Torio Van Grol - Ep. 115

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 18:10:59 GMT

Zack gives Torio advice about how to conquer his anxiety, King Henry the VI makes a mess, and there's a new voice on Hesby Street.

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Broey Genie

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 09:54:16 GMT

We need new brain lever guys. Torio saw Top Gun Maverick and thinks it's a great movie. Zack's a cinephile and still prefers the classics. Manifesting is basically just Doctor Strange. Don't mess with L Fishy unless you want to swim with him. Devin's rager is going to be epic. Broey Genie needs to do some mental gymnastics to get Morbius 2 off the ground. Who wants to see some tiger tiddies?

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One More Day of Dip

Wed, 25 May 2022 09:49:28 GMT

Joe made it to this episode. Welcome Joe. Torio couldn't hide behind his speech impediment with a thing as big as a guy. Zack is so dumb he doesn't even know where to look when it happens. Passing out makes people uncomfortable. Someone gave a bike tour to soda royalty. Check us out on Fubo.TV. Dip is life!!

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Nacho Time

Wed, 18 May 2022 08:12:37 GMT

Torio hates "Minnesota Nice", as well as anything that delays his walk. Fun Fact Zack is back!! Don't let the ghost mafia intimidate you into paying. Torio got the exit row and promised to help people (as far as the greater good is concerned). Baby formula is running low and we solve it easily. Pull the chain! We also made a chores wheel to help remind Steve how dirty he is. Was Powerade carbonated? Nacho time!!

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Gilligan's Reboot

Wed, 11 May 2022 08:31:03 GMT

There were some wildly specific commandments that just didn't make it to the final stone tablets. We're not doing karma. That's someone else's thing. Zack's a famous (re-en)actor now. Reboots are the coolest. Torio never saw Tarzan, the guys who starred in the old Mario Brothers movie knew how to party and Tyler's dad is by far the coolest person here. Zack misses his home country of Tatooine. Nothing like a room temp glass of goat lizard milk. Bits on top!!

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Me & My Hematoma

Wed, 04 May 2022 08:00:43 GMT

Time to start investing in bonds. It's also time to start blaming bonds. Zack reveals the opening scene for the comedy series he's writing. TLC shows are gonna be how Torio pops. We need to upgrade our tiers with physical punishment. Torio won't get kinky with Zack so don't even bother. We get knocked down, but like Chumbawumba we get up again. We'll see you at the next gala, Maureen!!

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The Rats Are Due

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Major shout out to Vlad The Impaler in this episode. Mark Smalls plays the role of Zack's wife on the road, and Torio played the part of Sam Tallent. We failed to solve the homeless and drug problem in this episode. Torio finally opens up about the podcast empire his family created, meanwhile Zack's unusual path to stardom began in the seedy business of rat fighting. We'll see y'all in the energy vortex!!

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Cheetah Run

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 08:27:42 GMT

Every society needed a Steve-O. Torio is open to falling in love with a furry. We talk about Torio's Frontier Airlines flight from hell with Rex Ryan. Rex is the twin that's not into feet. Check on your people make sure everyone is mentally litty. We've picked up some crazy habits from our genetic ancestors.

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Flip-Flopping

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 09:16:39 GMT

Did you know DNA from a bumble bee is a terrible way to make small talk? Don't even get us started on sweet potatoes. We hate fun facts, but we also love them. We can't help but flip-flop. One thing we can all agree on: let the person ordering one thing go ahead of you in line. We should all try comedy at least once. Also we tune in to watch a guy's life flash before his eyes. All everything is apparently nothing. Enjoy it!!

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Ancient Anxiety

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 08:00:57 GMT

Congratulations. You survived the pandemic. Now swab the deck or walk the plank!! Back alleys are safe again, despite Torio's constant alley shaming. Zack had a standup show from hell the other day, and he wants to be in a new crypto commercial. Don't take credit for finding the egg first. People had to be anxious and depressed back in the old days, right? How convincing were the first Christianity pitches? Torio is seeking an open marriage, a throuple, or best offer.

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Embody Zack

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 18:41:15 GMT

We talk about the slap. Comedians don't deserve to be hit, except for the one at AMC Theaters. Torio needs Zack to be more of a Zack. What do you do when a woman hints that she's not into you? We need to be more honest with ourselves about our Panda Express orders. Have you written a review yet? Not sure what to write? We offer some great review examples on this episode. All everything is nothing.

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Parody Law

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 08:52:51 GMT

Zack has gotten away with some insane stuff thanks to parody law. Dueling was just a big ol' game of chicken. Obama is not as chill as we thought. Go ahead and use that accent you're afraid to try. We also sprinkle in a little bit of the greatest financial advice of your entire comedy career. Become a Patron for more hot tips!

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Doctor Cavalier

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 08:31:02 GMT

Zack is Minnesota nice, and his writing process is terrifying. Don't shout your actual feelings to people in public. Also, tipping can be so weird sometimes! Torio has an awfully suspicious way of naming the characters in his screenplay, and screenwriting seems to have transformed him into Rocky Balboa?!

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Jumpin' Geehosofat

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 09:00:51 GMT

Zack recalls his first ever standup comedy performance at his own birth. Torio bullied a batman when he went to see The Batman (no spoilers). If you want to meet Petty Zack, just make sure he's late to the movies. Would ancient curse words sound silly to us today? We explore every era in earth's history to find out.

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The Essence of Crack

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 09:51:53 GMT

Welcome to our new studio! We have powerful neighbors now. What job can you be great at when you're drunk? Yeah, we don't know either. Torio shares the best merch for any comedian to sell after a show. We're cutting out all things remotely Russian in our daily lives, and we're gossiping about your messy life. Sorry, it's happening.

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WOKE!

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 09:00:12 GMT

It's our 100th episode!! We owe you Hesbos a big thanks. We just couldn't have made it this far without you. Well, Zack couldn't have. Torio swears he would've made it this far without you. This episode was a fun one, except for Zack and Torio trying to sound smart with science facts. Zack tries out his new Liar Liar character. Robocop makes it onto the upcoming ballot (Sorry, new bridge!), and Wordle is threatening our chance at living a happy life. Watch out for POPPY, and don't pee where you F**k!

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Don't Engage The Staff

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 20:57:51 GMT

Torio becomes best friends with Ryan Gosling and Zack doesn't trust his southern lawyer.

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Pacific Northwest Spain

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 09:00:54 GMT

We got a new camera and it is terrifying. Torio is now a celebrity biographer, Zack comes from Pacific Northwest Spanish royalty, and they're both very sorry/not sorry about their controversial/uncontroversial opinions.

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We're Taking Your Guns

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 08:23:46 GMT

Zack met a guy who does full-time rodeo in the ER waiting room. Torio got heckled in Medford, Oregon. Zack is running for president and has some controversial policies to fix the USA. Special thanks to Gene Wilder for inspiring one of the worst ideas Zack has ever had.

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Sharpening Sticks

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 10:43:08 GMT

We experienced some serious technical difficulties on what may be our best episode yet. Torio has a unique vision board, but at least he knows what he's doing to prepare for World War 3. Zack examines the most random part of Jesus' crucifixion.

Zack diagnoses Torio with Low T. Torio's looking to joing the Space Force (Reserves). Zack's household is a mess when he tries to help. Speaking of messes, do you wash your hands between pooping and showering? Make sure you order the Gnocchi alla Mussolini!!

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Stay Out of the Box!

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 10:31:31 GMT

Zack has a new quirk! Is this one also relatable? Torio is tired of being manifested into boring situations. We also talk comedy shop in this one. Too much comedy? Probably. Oh we also find out what dogs are actually saying when they bark.

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The Doctor's The Mother

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 11:18:23 GMT

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Hell or High Water

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 09:14:31 GMT

We are back from COVID holiday break, and we're not saying this episode is a dumpster fire, but there is a literal dumpster fire in this episode. Torio shares an alma mater with some very impressive celebrities. Zack has landlord troubles, and possibly a mushroom problem. Torio's new girlfriend is much much older than advertised. All everything is nothing!!

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Check in, Homie

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 09:14:47 GMT

Torio has been manifesting some pretty reasonable stuff these days. Zack gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity with Kevin Hart. Spiderman is overrated. Cage fighters are not. Have we mentioned that Torio's fists are for "making love"?! Yeah. It gets pretty wild here on episode 92 of Hesby Street. Make sure you check in frequently.

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Do More Things Alone

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 09:00:31 GMT

Zack doesn’t want kids and doesn’t get financial terminology. Torio hasn’t seen Taxi Driver and tells us what he does when he's alone. All this and more on Episode 91 of Hesby Street!

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Gaslighting Helen of Troy

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 09:00:45 GMT

Zack's discovers a new kink in the shower and Torio can't decide if his favorite cardiovascular activity is tennis or weeping.

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Sad Gruden

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 09:00:03 GMT

Torio has to wait too long for a sandwich and Zack finds Jon Gruden's gratitude list.

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Spring Break in China

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 09:00:18 GMT

Zack cracks the case on where Tupac is living and Torio tries to relate to his diverse grandson.

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You Can't Make It Go Back

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 09:00:11 GMT

Zack loses half his eyebrow in a scooter accident and Torio tries to love a woman that quotes from movies too much.

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Spooning of a Mummy

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 09:00:37 GMT

Zack teaches Torio about the Hapsburg Jaw, and we try to manage our newfound fame.

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Embrace the Bone

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 08:00:47 GMT

Zack doesn't want to go full dong and Torio works on his respectful cat-calling.

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Timmy Two Lighters

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 18:17:23 GMT

Zack is skeptical of his wife's interest in life insurance and Torio doesn't want to be short again.

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Stone Cold Chamomile Tea

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 08:00:13 GMT

Zack "accidentally" takes a penis enhancement pill, Torio gets interrupted a few times and Josh Waldron stops by.

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Goodnight Jon Gruden

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 08:00:07 GMT

Jon Gruden ends up on Cameo after being fired from the NFL and Stone Cold Steve Austin drives a Ford Focus.

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Distilled Bog in the Glen

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 08:00:44 GMT

Zack figures out why suits became the focus of men's fashion and Torio falls for a Scottish librarian.

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The Most Venti

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 08:00:19 GMT

Zack performs at a haunted hostel and Torio goes down as a problem.

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Never Let Us Leave Your Mouth

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 08:00:56 GMT

Torio almost gets attacked on stage and Zack has books lying around.

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Cloud of Doubt

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 08:00:21 GMT

The weight loss challenge comes to a close, but not without a lot of controversy.

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Who wants Hershey Kisses?

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 08:00:50 GMT

Zack goes to a questionable rally and Torio doesn't want any before pictures to exist.

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Renegade Fouch

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 08:00:49 GMT

Zack gets eggs and an Italian tutor, and Torio blows the lid open on Cheetah people.

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Door to Door Doormat Salesman

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 07:46:38 GMT

Week one of the weight loss challenge: Torio fills Zack's Brita up with sugar and it leads to some weird trips to the bathroom.

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What's Up With Rhubarb?

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 08:00:28 GMT

Zack gets his teeth fixed in a warehouse, and Torio keeps his eye on a stranger's laptop.

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The Understander

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 08:00:44 GMT

Zack decides to spend his last hours on Earth drinking with the boys and Torio gets a tattoo.

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Stop Eating Your Face

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:00:35 GMT

Zack tries to be the next Mark Wahlberg and Torio can't get a set at the Half Dome mic.

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Boom Box Guy Confidence

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 05:55:20 GMT

Zack wants the confidence of a man that walks around with a boom box and Torio might be a sociopath.

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General Malaise

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 08:34:00 GMT

Zack gets dumped by a guy named Keith and Torio finds out listening to podcasts is torture.

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The Zoo Scouts

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Torio gets married and Zack proves himself.

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I'm a Pretty Big Fan

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 08:06:00 GMT

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A Pigeon With a Machine Gun

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Zack gets drunk, Emily bombs an audition and Torio plans a heist.

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Have a Tubular Day

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 07:53:24 GMT

Torio learns some newer slang, Zack takes a woman to the hospital and Emily calls some dads.

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It's Not Fair But It's Tight

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Emily gets cherry filling at church, Torio apologizes and Zack has to confront an intruder.

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Late Night Special

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Torio goes all in for Jersey Mike's, Emily gets new headshots and Zack admits his Hesby shame.

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We Suck Now

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 22:25:45 GMT

Zack goes after Emperor Newsom, Torio has no butt and Emily learns a horrible secret about zucchinis.

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Spank It For God

Wed, 26 May 2021 08:00:00 GMT

We invent the Hesby Street cocktail.

Emily returns home, Zack is a responsible frat bro and Torio can't get a Hot Toddy.

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A Serendipitous Day

Wed, 19 May 2021 08:00:00 GMT

It's the season 4 premiere, even though we forgot to bring it up.

Big things in this one, Tony buys a vest, Emily doesn't wear deodorant and Zack can't afford a house.

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Cliffhanger

Wed, 12 May 2021 08:00:00 GMT

It’s the Season Three Finale! And we’re ending it on a suspenseful cliffhanger!

Also in this episode, Emily forgets to lie in her Hollywood meeting, Torio starts a fake company, & Zack recreates a Sylvester Stallone classic.

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Bet You Don't Have Nipples

Wed, 05 May 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Torio starts a new one caveman show that includes a symphony.

Also in this episode, Zack gets vaxxed, Torio pees in a sink and Emily hangs out with a three year old.

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That's Frackin'

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Torio tries to do a Chet Hanks impression when he meets Joe Rogan.

Also in this episode, Zack reviews Mortal Kombat, Torio gets sad, but Zack's the one that ends up crying while watching a Dick's Sporting Goods commercial.

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Huck It In Me Dumpa

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Zack runs into Jim Cavizel at a QAnon rally.

Also in this episode, Zack cries, Emily thinks men have periods, and Torio's audio is echo-y.

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Leaky On Purpose

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 08:00:05 GMT

Zack gets extra credit in his class for doing butt stuff.

Also in this episode Torio tries to justify a Hesbo Lobbyist, Emily gets told to smile and Zack recaps 90 Day Fiance.

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All Nothing is Everything

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Greta Thunberg takes some time to talk to a high school class.

Also in this episode, LA has an earthquake, Torio wears stilettos, and Zack pleads guilty to murder.

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By Way of Maine

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Zack recounts winning "Most Likely to be Alone for Days" in his high school yearbook.

Also in this episode, Torio doesn't know art, Zack is in a new commercial and Emily skips it.

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1986 - Still Alive

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 08:00:22 GMT

Zack gets a sandwich named after him, Emily decides that Zack is Latinx and Torio finds out Mecca didn't go out of business.

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Liverpoolia

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 08:00:42 GMT

Zack falls in love with #BabyTony

Also in this episode, Zack thinks you can thank a waiter too much, Torio goes rock climbing for beignets, and none of us want a Florida liver transplant.

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Cheese On My Coffee

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 09:00:00 GMT

First episode in the new Hesby Studio.

Also in this episode, Torio goes on a hike, Emily forgets how to interact with people and Zack gets a job as Emily's hype man.

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Because of Him

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 09:00:00 GMT

First show outside of the walls of the Hesby House.

In this episode, Emily gets pumped for a reggae horn, Zack meets up with a random phone number and Torio is giving away a vaccine to one lucky winner.

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If You See Something, Say Nothing

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 09:00:00 GMT

We wonder which of us would make the best rich person.

Also in this episode, Torio falls for an Irish bomb maker, Zack drowns a man, and Emily's parents are too supportive.

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Boston Dalai Lama Scene

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 09:00:00 GMT

We recap the famed Dalai Lama scene of Boston back in the 1990s.

Also in this episode, none of us can remember that the bad guys in Transformers were called Decepticons, Emily names her kid Qube, and Tony goes out of his way to not do anything entertaining.

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JG Wentworth

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Torio decides to use his one phone call in jail to call JG Wentworth.

Also in this episode, Zack can't figure out how to make eye contact with someone he walks by on the street, Emily cries during the national anthem, and does anybody remember what ever happened to Human Decency?

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Go Back to Your Treehouse

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 08:31:00 GMT

Torio falls for an ocean.

Also in this episode, Zack recaps last week's episode of 90 day fiancé, Emily does an ice luge, and Torio meets a crunchy woman with dreadlocks.

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Possessions Make Ya Rich?

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 03:04:04 GMT

Zack wishes he could give cool interviews like Bruce Lee and Bob Marley did.

Also in this episode, Zack pitches the podcast on a late night TV show, Emily promises to bring the rest of Hesby Street with her when she makes it, and Torio pronounces the word "thing" correctly for the first time.

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Flip For It

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 13:08:04 GMT

Torio starts a judge TV show that doesn't allow any snitching.

Also in this episode, Zack almost dies of alcohol poisoning, so Emily one ups him by actually dying by falling off a cliff.

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Life Precious, Time Finite

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 01:17:01 GMT

Zack wonders why we look back to the ancients for wisdom.

Also in this episode, Tony goes to prison, Emily wants to record an album, and Torio is willing to trade his Italian citizenship.

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Life With a Shirt On

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 21:11:04 GMT

TLC has some new shows coming out with some straight up mean titles.

Zack dissects sex with a shirt on, Torio runs a candy empire and they both promise to never look up when the fax machine was invented.

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Sir Nathaniel Silverfish

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:05:17 GMT

Zack and Torio discuss their childhood trauma of running into the kid in high school that was really into drama club.

Also in this episode, Zack thinks he'd be a nervous surgeon, a chef gambles his manhood away in Vegas and Torio finds out he's the Joey Fatone of Hesby Street.

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You Old Comet

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 07:57:16 GMT

Zack compares Torio to a comet and breadline.

Also in this episode, Emily plans to rank the things she hates about Tony, Zack can't stop laughing at cashier's jokes and Torio gets dumped by a girl he didn't know he was dating.

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Evil Reagan

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:47:28 GMT

An Evil, but forgetful, Ronald Reagan haunts the White House.

Also in this episode, Emily buys some cocaine in the 1950s, Zack does standup at a wedding, and Torio gets an advent calendar.

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Knee Bounce Sway Thing

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:37:11 GMT

Torio and Zack aren't sure how to act cool at concerts.

Also in this episode, Zack runs for office, Torio invents a dating app called "I'm Up" and Emily forgets her dad's birthday.

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Hand on the Glass

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 20:52:12 GMT

An eager father tries to make friends in the prison waiting room while waiting to talk to his incarcerated son.

Also in this episode, Zack tries to defend himself in the court of law, Emily pushes our new sponsor, and Torio needs a job.

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Clean Up On Aisle Your Vagina

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 05:50:42 GMT

Zack and Torio upload Torio's act into a super computer performing robot.

Also in this episode, Zack gets sexually assaulted on a bus while Torio takes a private gig and signs with legendary agent Liza Spinelli.

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Antenna TV and Chill

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:49:36 GMT

Rocky has a tough time finding love in this one.

Also in this episode, Emily establishes herself as patriarch of the Hesby house, we review the new Netflix show Hodragon, and Dr. Anthony Fauci takes some questions on what is and is not allowed in the bedroom during Covid.

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Muslim Country Singer

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 21:10:40 GMT

Zack starts a new career as a Muslim country singer under the stage name Muhammad Reynolds.

Also in this episode, we write a film based on a completely fictional Californian politician named Tavin Gruesome. and Torio explains his method for buying gifts this holiday season.

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When You're Here You're Family

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 20:04:48 GMT

Emily can't remember The Olive Garden's motto.

Also in this episode, Zack votes for Kanye and Torio develops an eating disorder.

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Israeli Cuban Lunch Lady

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 21:35:46 GMT

Zack recounts his high school days with a very special lunch lady.

Also in this episode, we learn about the original Joe Schmo, Tony can't survive the trenches, and Zack adopts a Russian eight year old boy.

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Shakira's Green Bean Stew

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 03:01:51 GMT

Shakira makes a mean Green Bean Stew, which apparently is a stew that choose to highlight the green beans.

Also in this episode, Zack wears a polo shirt and Emily tries to find Torio a new ten year plan.

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Off The Field Head Coach

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 07:34:33 GMT

In the season 3 premiere a football head coach is fired up for his child custody hearing.

Also in this episode, Kool-aid tries to distance itself from the phrase "drink the kool-aid," Abe Lincoln travels to Mar-a-Lago and Emily gets a second boyfriend.

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Lightning Hands Man

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 04:52:39 GMT

Zack blows it when he has to come up with his alter-ego on the spot.

Also in the episode: Torio falls for a dolphin trainer and Emily wonders what fashion will be in a decade.

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The Bad Episode

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 19:58:31 GMT

Things get problematic in this one.

Also in this episode: Emily is back, Torio is afraid of cults, Zack gets (and loses) a dog named Ruffles, and every boat has to have a Mitch.

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Potts Across The Delaware

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 06:44:39 GMT

George Washington describes what it really looked like crossing the Delaware on the way to the battle he can't remember the name of. Also in this episode, Zack can't stop ordering the Travis Scott meal at McDonalds, Torio gets a different kind of beard, and they recap their weekend of getting back on stage in real life.

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Nice Try Dynamite

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 01:18:31 GMT

Dynamite tries to finagle his way into the Rock, Paper, Scissors rivalry, and they're not having it.

Also in this episode, Torio starts a Space Law Firm, Zack has a serial killer kid & Hesby Street will liven up your funeral.

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Not So Global Pandemic

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 21:32:58 GMT

A French reporter breaks the news to the President that the pandemic isn't actually global anymore. Also in this episode, Torio gets glasses, Zack runs the light, and The Agents of Shield are tired of people calling them to report basic crimes.

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Hogwarts Buddy System

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 01:34:57 GMT

Zack is the new kid at Hogwarts, and he can't grasp how they do things in the Hufflepuff house.

Also in this episode, Torio and Zack swim with some chill ass dolphins and we have merch now!

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Captain Chef

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 08:06:23 GMT

Torio explains to Zack a weird loophole in which the Captain of a ship can become captain.

Also in this episode, Zack invents a sanitizing extinguisher, and Torio negotiates with a vintner from Tuscany to help save his winery and his marriage to Sophiette.

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It Belongs in a Museum

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 21:14:31 GMT

Harry Caray announces for the UFC, Emily doesn't want her face on her tour bus, and Zack doesn't know big words.

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Villain Neighbor

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 21:50:03 GMT

Emily gets a new hat, Torio lives in the moment but it turns out he doesn't like most moments, and Zack pitches his next summer blockbuster, "Jesus Heist Christ."

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Old Salt Brie Larson

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:45:09 GMT

Zack makes Torio decide between ex-pornstar Bubbles Gas and the real Brie Larson. I honestly don't know what happens in this one everyone.

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Drunk Shania Twain

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 06:11:34 GMT

We answer fan mail, finally invent trail mix with pistachios and Shaina Twain gets drunk.

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Ghost Stepson

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 02:06:55 GMT

Zack and Torio discuss French Casper, raising a stepson & racist baseball.

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Wubzy

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 01:41:05 GMT

Torio falls in love with Wubzy.

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Snakes Are Cancelled

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 00:41:45 GMT

This week Zack beefs with a girl scout, we decide what the best role to have at a wedding is and Torio adopts 16 kids.

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Manscaped

Sat, 13 Jun 2020 01:38:56 GMT

It's a new season! On the season two premiere we discuss BLM protests, getting stopped by TSA and shaving below the belt.

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Newspaper Gymnastics

Sun, 31 May 2020 22:48:35 GMT

This week, Torio discovers loganberries, Zack names a sketch group, and Emily has a stalker.

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Black Market Barber

Tue, 19 May 2020 05:18:57 GMT

Hesby is back! This week we discuss Black Market Barbers, Zack's pitch for the next summer blockbuster: Two and a Half Gladiators, and praise for the greatest show ever created.

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TikTok Magic

Tue, 05 May 2020 20:48:13 GMT

The gang is still quarantined. This week we discuss Tik Tok, Truly Hard Seltzer and Tony's lack of interest in acquiring consent.

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Policing the Forest

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 01:32:47 GMT

Mark Smalls comes by Hesby St. to discuss Gary Oldman's range, investments in a time of coronavirus, and why he hates Smokey the Bear.

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The Silhouette

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:07:52 GMT

Torio stumbles upon a never released radio show originally produced in 1935. Take a listen to this exclusive release of The Silhouette.

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Emily's Dowry

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 23:07:57 GMT

Somehow we go an entire episode without discussing the quarantine. But we do talk about being too nice, how to slide into the DMs, and Tony Zavala stops by to negotiate a dowry for Emily's hand in marriage.

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Virtual Dating

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 23:51:42 GMT

Richard Sarvate (self-proclaimed Tik Tok influencer) stops by Hesby Street to discuss his virtual dating life, Zoom comedy shows and whether or not sexual avatars are in our near future.

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Coventry City Doctors

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:05:03 GMT

We did it! Our first zoom interview with the funny Grant Lyon (JFL, Comedy Central) We discuss the best board games to play during the quarantine, soccer chants and how much chest hair you actually need to shave.

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Grok Listening

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 23:42:57 GMT

Zack, Emily and Torio welcome back Tony Zavala to discuss pooping their pants, faking attendance at work meetings and why Tony insists on sitting far away from the microphone.

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The Flautist

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 00:31:30 GMT

Emily Catalano (Conan) and Tony Zavala (Bear City SF) join the pod to discuss losing your sense of taste, investing in house slippers and the greatest bassist/flutist duo to ever perform

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Comrade Koronakov

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:12:35 GMT

Zack and Torio discuss corona cough, the difference between easy and difficult cases, and they find somewhere to try out new jokes

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Apocalypse Game Plan

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:23:20 GMT

Andrew Orolfo (Netflix, Late Late Show) joins us to discuss life's two minute drill, weapons we don't know how to use and a sexual game of a tag.

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Social Distancing

Sat, 14 Mar 2020 19:10:42 GMT

Steve Furey (Dating No Filter on E!) drops by Hesby St. to discuss Porn Hub Premium, Hot Chicken and Zack's inventions.

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The Quarantine Begins

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:11:11 GMT

Torio and Zack try to fill the time they now have caused by all of comedy being cancelled.

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