Paranoia: Fight Together, or Die a Clone

Ep20: Doggy Dog World

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:06:33 GMT

Thanks for listening! See you next mission.

Get Hypermall: Unlimited Violence

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Ep19: I Want to Cause a Workplace Accident

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 02:33:52 GMT

That's not very funny. You should roll again.

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Ep18: Crab Activities

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 01:28:10 GMT

it is futile to try to change. unless you are a robot that can change into any other robot. in that case it's pretty easy.

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Ep17: Are CEOs People?

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:42:40 GMT

green holographic dollar signs and/or monopoly money

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Ep16: A Crab is Born

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 06:16:22 GMT

Session two-two-one begins next whatever-date-i-can-get-it-out-the-door.

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Ep15: Hypermall: Unlimited Violence

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 05:28:23 GMT

I label myself as the king of the reader's vocabulary this game, by mispronouncing every other word.

I hope you enjoy this game. I hope we enjoy this game. I have many hopes and dreams.

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Ep14: Thanks For The Mana, Dweeb

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 01:28:11 GMT

I really hope you enjoyed this game, delayed as it may be! I'll see you again for the next one!

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Ep13: Pure Eldritch Comedy

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 02:45:06 GMT

basically just me and charlie but having fritter in the peanut gallery really added a lot in hindsight

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Ep12: TO THE MOON, ALICE

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 03:37:14 GMT

i'm gonna shoot myself

into space

and away from you

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Ep11: He's Right Behind me, Isn't He?

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 02:07:07 GMT

kept you waiting, huh?

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Ep10: Freaky Friday

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 01:56:57 GMT

you will achieve great success in your [DARK RITUALS?]

lucky numbers: 66 66 94 20

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Ep9: Putting Things on your Cat

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 23:29:12 GMT

please if you know an editing assistant i can hire please contact me please please god jesus god please

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Ep8: I die, right?

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 01:18:26 GMT

really the amount of gold-tier kyle lines in this episode is just kinda off the charts, it was hard to pick just one name and subtitle for it

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Ep7: The Beast

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 06:51:06 GMT

Mr. Beast, if you will.

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Ep6: Magic Book that Stops You from Roleplaying

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:39:13 GMT

Too much progression, slow the game stop. Stop playing. Read it. Don't read it. Stay unconscious. Mark of the beast. Twitch chat.

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Ep5: Hot Damn

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 03:25:41 GMT

There will be a reckoning for the things that Charlie has done to me.

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Ep4: Are they gonna be ok?

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 03:54:37 GMT

i missed some of fritter's best lines when I was running the game, but thankfully i get to listen to them now. good luck little buddy.

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Ep3: Sun's Out, Guns Out

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 03:47:25 GMT

how the hell do you land a job writing articles for the onion. i could do better than like. half those people at least. no lie.

oh wait um this is my call of cthulhu episode description. er, have you guys uhhh do you like uhhhh you like ummmm uhhhh

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Ep2: Read the Damn Book

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 03:34:48 GMT

i am unable to keep my shit together for more than 30 minutes at a time, and this also seems to apply for my tabletop games

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Ep1: A Grave Game of Croquet

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 03:00:00 GMT

We are incredibly back for an incredible call of cthulhu. You will not believe your ears. You will not believe your tears. Bad things will happen. Good things will happen. I talk a lot, I hope you don't mind. Welcome. Welcome.

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Ep0: Trailer

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 21:36:23 GMT

~~Paranoia: Fight together, Die a Clone~~ Phantasms! Flee the Deadly Cthulhu will return on Sunday the 3rd of december!

It's been a lovely break but it's time that I start doing terrible things to undeserving players again.

Trailer Background Music:

Artist: Pierce Murphy

Track: Heart Like a Wave

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Ep137: The Final Final Final Episode

Tue, 30 May 2023 21:23:10 GMT

wow we talk about lots of things!! thank you for listening to my podcast!! ok bye see you next time i do something lol!!

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Ep136: The End - No Moral

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 02:00:00 GMT

finally i will reveal all the secrets... except THAT one hahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my twitch channel (where the live Q&A will be hosted on may 1st 2023, at 6pm CST): https://www.twitch.tv/gun_safety

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Ep135: Fill in the details later

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 02:05:30 GMT

don't worry, we're all good friends, it's just light-hearted jabs in good fun. i swear. i'm not being held hostage right now.

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Ep134: Troubleshooting with You Guys has been a Blast

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 02:01:18 GMT

I don't wanna play 'sewer people'... :(

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Ep133: Other Kyles, Other Holes

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:20:55 GMT

"Would not you guys be able to ascertain if I'm dead very easily by looking at me and saying 'is the [me] dead? is that a dead body?'"

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Ep132: Now neither of us will be virgins

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 04:47:58 GMT

im not sorry; i was tired ok?

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Ep131: Ominous (or unintentional) Foreshadowing

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 02:26:20 GMT

hubris is a joyful burden

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Ep130: Brainscrub, Flybot, Oh God Whybot

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 03:38:19 GMT

POWER TIME GROUP

ZAP DURATION TEAM

ELECTRIC SIXTY MINUTE ORGANIZATION

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Ep129: Calm before the Storm

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 03:24:10 GMT

death awaits

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Ep128: Chill Paranoia Beats to Study/Relax to

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 02:52:29 GMT

Hopefully not too much more filler before the next COOL mission where EPIC things happen to our PLAYERS in this GAME i am RUNNING

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Ep127: Good Game Design

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 03:18:31 GMT

Ok so it was gonna be more secret society talk, and it is, but then it's D&D talk, and then it's tabletop talk, and then it's just game design talk in general, so uhhhh enjoy.

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Ep126: The Emperor

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 05:44:01 GMT

Kaczynski-U-TED

is that too much? no im pretty sure that's funny

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Ep125: Vehicular Accident, in some senses

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 03:11:57 GMT

i think i said 'maybe not even to episode 125' when i was talking about ending the paranoia campaign, but i guess that was wrong!!

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Ep124: A dance that I do when i'm happy

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 04:15:46 GMT

"You guys have had it too good for too long" says the game master, looking down at the players like Omniman looking down at his son.

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Ep123: There's a Food Pyramid

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 02:55:00 GMT

"That's wonderful. I'm going to electrocute you."

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Ep122: I chose my hole

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:48:31 GMT

Jimmy indigo energy hour club have you been having fun with robots citizen alpha complex human being.

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Ep121: More Secret Societies

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 02:43:36 GMT

winter will be harsh but you'll get your paranoia, for the most part. next episode should come out normally, then i'll be taking a break for the rest of december (the 24th and 31st) then we'll hopefully get back to normal.

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Ep120: Pull bullets to me to die faster

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 03:03:33 GMT

i think i got the jedi thing wrong. knights take an apprentice, and then when they finish training them, they become a master? or is it optional to have an apprentice at all?? or... god, i don't know man the last time i cared was probably kotor 2.

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Ep119: Who's that man?

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 03:31:29 GMT

strain on my patience maybe

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Ep118: Go F&@# Yourself, I'm The GM

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:24:18 GMT

mission eight more like mission that defies fate

more like mission that makes the players debate

more like mission that makes you wait

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Ep117: Gostian Bargain

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 03:04:36 GMT

I have been waiting to use the name GOSTIAN BARGAIN since i came up with it in 2020 and you will appreciate it or i swear to god

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Ep116: The Funniest Thing Imaginable

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:50:00 GMT

"I want to avoid consequences of my actions, but the only way to do that is to destroy everything"

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Ep115: De-Evolution of Gameplay

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 01:31:55 GMT

i dont know what else to say to you

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Ep114: I Want The Gun

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 01:37:20 GMT

"sometimes we're good at our jobs" yeah right uh huh ok sure

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Ep 113: Pitiful and Small

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 01:55:00 GMT

"you are so good at moxie. what's your moxie."

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Ep112: bees fucking dies

Sun, 09 Oct 2022 02:06:04 GMT

"I'm in love with this man"

"I hate this man"

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Ep111: Secret Society Serial

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 02:20:45 GMT

Some organic method which is not entirely clear.

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Ep110: The Game Master (who I have implicit trust in)

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 02:49:30 GMT

dId wE aSk aBoUt tHe aUcTiOn???

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Ep109: No corrupt, and all robot slave

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 01:45:06 GMT

no episode description today

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Ep108: I Like Destabilizing the Town

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 01:55:00 GMT

I think we should argue about this RIGHT NOW

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Ep107: He's never been the same

Sat, 03 Sep 2022 20:33:28 GMT

you have already died and gone to hell

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Ep106: what a good game

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 23:41:48 GMT

very few times that i've received this number of angry private messages this fast together

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Ep105: Scalawag

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 10:57:50 GMT

"this is so bad"

"one of you needs to get promoted to green immediately so i never have to look at this shit again"

"this is the worst thing that you've ever done to me"

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Ep104: Robots on Steroids

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 01:55:00 GMT

opening and closing on movie references

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Ep103: Parental Controls, Pt. 2

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 01:55:00 GMT

wouldn't it be fucked up if voidbot just fucking snapped light's neck and we continued the show without him

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Ep102: Parental Controls, Pt. 1

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 01:55:00 GMT

You can view the full 'minecraft edition' file HERE

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Ep101: The Pit of Vipers Consumes Itself

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 01:48:24 GMT

anger redirected, you gain two points

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Ep100: Gosts' Narrative

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 01:55:00 GMT

i would never out of, for instance, anger or deceit, damage the crab's reactor casing

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You can find the 200 word RPG challenge here:

https://200wordrpg.github.io/

And you can find Fuck! It's Dracula! here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210420202038/https://200wordrpg.github.io/2018/rpg/finalist/2018/05/21/FuckItsDracula.html

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Ep99: RAD-11

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 00:38:39 GMT

i would never out of, for instance, anger or deceit, damage the crab's reactor casing

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Ep98: I'm planning to set Ram and Kyle on fire

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 01:55:00 GMT

devious digital dice deceive dungeonmaster

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Ep97: Episode Six

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 01:55:00 GMT

i didnt name it 'episode 6' because that would be too confusing

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Ep96: Complaint Withdrawal

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 01:55:00 GMT

tiny man

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Ep95: I forgot everything about kyle

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 01:28:47 GMT

im not normally like this

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Ep94: Proximity Explaining

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 02:21:23 GMT

furniture PTSD

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Ep93.5: The Installation

Sun, 29 May 2022 02:53:50 GMT

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ALREADY IT'S BEEN MONTHS

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Ep93: Ideas Come from Different Places

Sun, 22 May 2022 01:55:19 GMT

"All of this will be cut, anyways"

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Ep92: It was a Good Run

Sun, 15 May 2022 01:55:31 GMT

"I'm doing this not because I hate you, but because I love you. Because I love who you used to be."

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Ep91: Rescuing Endangered Sea Life

Sun, 08 May 2022 01:33:24 GMT

desperately trying to rack up mission points as if you were doing another skim through your textbook to squeeze out a few more potential points from your midterm

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Ep90: Guzman

Sun, 01 May 2022 02:48:22 GMT

alternate title: "All the wishes of the listeners come true at once"

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Ep89: Data Dealings

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 01:55:00 GMT

had a lot of fun with the voices and effects for this one.

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Ep88: Blue vs You

Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:55:00 GMT

having a blue streak. a bit of the blues. once in a blue moon. you blue it.

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Ep87: Purely Analog Demon

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:20:13 GMT

i have placed the troubleshooters in an enclosed environment. i will now proceed to shake it.

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Ep86: THIS IS NOT A FLOOD WARNING

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 01:28:56 GMT

thank god everything turned out to be ok on the station, right guys?

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Ep85: He did it again

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 01:55:00 GMT

MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7 MISSION 7

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Ep84: Kyle, don't be mad

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:02:33 GMT

"I can't believe gosts threw an unwinnable situation at me I say knowing exactly how I could have gotten out of this several times." -kyle

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Ep83: Bees' Operation

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 03:13:48 GMT

incredibly good decisions brought to you weekly by Sector DMF Troubleshooting Department

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Ep82: TATMLPTAANRWGO

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 02:55:03 GMT

WE'RE UP TO DATE LET'S GO

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Ep81: Next!

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 00:13:07 GMT

Early return with a half-hour of paranoia!

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Ep80: Questions, Answered

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 02:55:18 GMT

Thanks for listening so far! Paranoia: FTDC will return on the 5th of March.

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Ep79: You Have Purchased a Nice Citizen

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 02:55:00 GMT

Sometimes you get a long one, sometimes you get a short one! Episode length? No, no. I was talking about how long lights' clones live.

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Ep78: Unhinged

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 02:55:00 GMT

This episode was supposed to be eight minutes long.

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Ep77: Sometimes God Lies for a Reason

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 02:55:00 GMT

Have you ever seen the true face of God, exile?

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Ep76: The Price of Art

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:54:04 GMT

what would you pay for art?

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Ep75: Getting the Gang Back Together

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 03:03:44 GMT

ho ho holy shit don't guess wrong

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Ep74: NO FLESH ART

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 03:27:58 GMT

YOUR GREATEST FEAR! YES! YEEES!

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Ep73: Uncharted

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 02:55:00 GMT

NO FLESH ART VIOLATORS WILL INTROSPECT

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Ep72: You Miss Every Crab you Don't Grab

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 02:55:00 GMT

Alternative Titles for this episode:

'focus on the crabs'

'the disaster'

'seconds before disaster'

'the great slugthrower heist'

'life is just unreasonably bad right now'

'it's out of our control'

'it's in god's hands now'

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Ep71: Beesus Christ

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 03:08:11 GMT

holey be thy head

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Ep70: crabs

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 03:41:20 GMT

crabs!

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Ep69: Mutants vs Dirt

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 02:55:00 GMT

what's stronger? every mutant power? or dirt??

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Ep68: Are we all purge friends now?

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 01:55:00 GMT

it's going to take way too long to sort all this out

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Ep67: Split or Steal

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 01:55:34 GMT

And they call it a mine. A MINE!

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Episode 66: Is anything gonna happen to me?

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 01:55:00 GMT

bold claims for a bold man

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Ep65: Unfortunate Lights

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 02:29:55 GMT

if i was smart this wouldn't have happened to me, if he was smart this wouldn't have happened to him, if his they were smart then it wouldn't have happened to them

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Ep64: On the Toilet, Sweating

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 01:55:00 GMT

In order to save your team, you must destroy yourself. In order to save yourself, you must let your team destroy themselves.

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Ep63: Abrupt End to the Fun

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 02:08:50 GMT

You can't make good decisions in this game. You just can't.

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Ep62: This game sucks

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 02:00:54 GMT

You can't make a belt buckle without breaking a few shoes.

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Ep61: Dangling Above the Skill Floor

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 01:55:32 GMT

"I'll show you a real neat trick if you bring me to the ringleader of your circus. I'll become the best clown."

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Ep60: Beach Episode?

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 01:42:37 GMT

Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG ACO2?

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Ep59: Well then you better go catch it

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 04:07:22 GMT

Warning: This episode contains tasteless humor making fun of innocent, innocent internet forum moderators.

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Ep58: Is your Bot Brain running?

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 02:19:07 GMT

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Ep57: AlphaNet Rots your Brain

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 01:55:38 GMT

So many good lines in this episode, and I can't quote any of them because they're all spoilers.

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Ep56: Back Alleys and Brainscrubs

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 01:57:29 GMT

I think that voidbot has a different voice every time. These take place months apart. I forget things. At least he sounds *vaguely* similar each time.

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Ep55: The Truck Gave Me a Concept of Right and Wrong

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 01:55:29 GMT

We commit a lot of violence in this episode. A huge amount, really. Just a genuinely amazing amount. People, animals, vehicles. Nobody is safe.

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Ep54: Exploding Lights

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 02:19:12 GMT

There's an awful lot of armed robbery in this show.

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Ep53: Death of Mind and Body

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 02:30:41 GMT

Everyone will suffer tremendously, but especially Ram

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Ep52: Who Computer Wasn't Wont?

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 02:27:01 GMT

So thirsty.

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Ep51: Meeting You was a Real Blast

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 01:50:28 GMT

MORE TOPICAL REFERENCES FOR AN EVEN MORE TOPICAL PODCAST

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Ep50: Elucidate

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 01:06:57 GMT

Topical references for a topical podcast.

Happy 1 year anniversary!

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Ep49: Tell me things

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 05:29:08 GMT

Secret debriefings, I am good at them. Everyone loves them. Nobody will face long-term consequences for any of this.

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Ep48: Ultraviolet

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 03:31:15 GMT

Your sins cannot be cleansed. Not with liquisoap, not with anything.

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Ep47: Red Menace

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 22:04:30 GMT

Exploding Biceps.

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Ep46: Give a Speech

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 01:50:21 GMT

captain.... your SHIp...... is going UNDER the ocEAN. your port..... is closed. it is... night time. icebergs. something.

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Ep45: Pictures of Oranges

Sun, 30 May 2021 01:55:16 GMT

I literally cannot believe the thing with the pictures of oranges. Genuinely unbelievable. Cannot believe the thing. I can not believe it.

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Ep44: Every Button at Once

Sun, 23 May 2021 02:00:01 GMT

Unbelievable that this turned out to be funny and not just stupid.

Extra Credits:

Original concept for "Diorama" display - Geemer

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Ep43: Tram

Sun, 16 May 2021 02:19:16 GMT

I've got almost as poor a taste in friends as my friends' characters do.

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Ep42: Self-Screwing Lightbulbs

Sun, 09 May 2021 02:25:29 GMT

We should have cut that content. We should have cut all the content. My god, it should have been cut.

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Ep41: Mutant Strain

Sun, 02 May 2021 02:00:13 GMT

TURNING MY HEAD 180 DEGREES

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Ep40.5: Anti-Mutants, Communists

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 02:55:21 GMT

I do wish I had time to make full-sized episodes forever, but I don't! Hey, at least I didn't leave you hanging! Wait, shit, I posted this episode late. I *did* leave you hanging...

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Ep40: Two Brothers

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 02:09:02 GMT

There's nothing wrong with stringing people along, unless they get mad. Then, in hindsight, it was wrong.

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Ep39: Lights' Out

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 02:20:14 GMT

It's easy to join a secret society. All you need to do is know the secret, extremely gentle headpat.

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Ep38: Carpool Metal

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 02:00:08 GMT

It's easy to join a secret society. All you need to do is know the secret, extremely violent handshake.

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Ep37: Final Fritter

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 02:00:13 GMT

I will not be apologizing for any of this.

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Ep36: Ram's Inferno 2

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 02:00:55 GMT

Runner-up title for this episode was: "Some kind of um... like... robot supremacy... bitch."

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Ep35: We're All Purge Friends

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 04:05:07 GMT

I wonder what my players will think of me in a year or two when they listen to all this stuff and I call them gremlins.

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Ep34: The Ultimate Cure

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 03:00:10 GMT

MEETING IS CANCELLED

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Ep33: Gun, Skeleton, Bomb

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 01:23:30 GMT

Literally can't believe that Bees gets away with this.

DISCLAIMER: We call things gay a lot in this episode. Most of us not straight. We do this because we think it is very funny. We do not intend to offend anybody.

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Ep32: I Shoot Him

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 03:00:00 GMT

There is literally nothing that can happen that would cause us to fail this test.

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Ep31: Attraction (fatal)

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 02:03:08 GMT

Tech Support? More like Life Support.

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Ep30: I am not IntSec

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 04:29:49 GMT

IT'S REALLY HERE, IT'S MISSION 4! But will they get out the door of the building by the time this hour is over?

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Ep29: Bookkeeping

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 06:29:02 GMT

REALLY GENUINELY THE LAST EPISODE BEFORE MISSION 4 REALLY STARTS IN FULL I SWEAR TO GOD

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Ep28: Anarcho-Combot

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 12:15:44 GMT

Slam the button that makes mistakes for future you with your open palm. Fuck future you. That guy has it too good.

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Ep27: The Truck has Very Little Concept of Right and Wrong

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 04:48:00 GMT

Door, or window? Window, or door? You decide!

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Ep26: IT MOM AGAIN

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 03:04:17 GMT

I'm writing a long list of things that we should have thought of earlier, starting with everything in today's episode.

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Ep25: Pro-Tech

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 01:59:31 GMT

Big Bernard's Tech Center. Big Berry's Tech Emporium. Ben's Big Tech Exhibition.

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Ep24: Grand(?) Theft Auto

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 03:06:37 GMT

The team must prepare for the heist of a lifetime through a series of smaller, less intimidating crimes.

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Ep23: The Void

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 03:00:16 GMT

THE VOID CALLS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE VOID DIRECTLY, PRESS '1'

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Ep22: IT MOM

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 02:55:27 GMT

I'm your biggest fan, in some senses of the word.

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Ep21: Tony-Hawk Skateboarding across the Complex

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 02:48:13 GMT

Do drugs and don't listen to Int Sec.

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Ep20.5: Manic

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 03:00:37 GMT

Don't think of it as "Filler", think of it as "Filling". Like a jelly donut, you know?

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Ep20: There's no evidence we didn't tamper with

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 03:34:56 GMT

Standing at an intersection, throwing each other under multiple busses at the same time in unison.

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Ep19: It's not actually our job

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 03:57:47 GMT

I think that this kind of reasoning is one of the stages of grief, or something.

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Ep18: How do we feel about panicking?

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 03:00:00 GMT

A nightmare of mismatched mission objectives that will definitely not result in everyone going home today.

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Ep17: That Escalated Quickly

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 02:07:32 GMT

Mission 3 REALLY begins, with a great deal of screaming, groaning, and agony from everyone involved.

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Happy Halloween!

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Ep16: Vend-O-Mart

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 03:03:18 GMT

Mission 3 begins, with a great deal of screaming, groaning, and agony from everyone involved.

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Ep15: Cave Adventures

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:52:42 GMT

Paranoia: Episode 15: Kyle Adventures: Cave Adventure: Everything you could ever want or ask for.

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Ep14: Treason Season

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 02:00:38 GMT

Time to see what all the players got up to between missions. (Except Ram, who is already burning in hell.)

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Ep13: Ram's Inferno

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 02:00:27 GMT

Debriefing mission 2. Nothing bad will happen.

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Ep12: Mutant, Traitor, Troubleshooter

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 01:45:10 GMT

What's best for Alpha Complex is not always best for Troubleshooters.

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Ep11: Are there any other GLEMs I should know about?

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 02:00:01 GMT

Please call in and let us know if you find GLEM.

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Ep10: Respiration Expiration

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 02:10:40 GMT

I'm glad that the tenth episode turned out to have one of my favorite moments in Paranoia in my entire life.

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Ep9: They Was Working on the Tires

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 02:00:28 GMT

It's finally time to begin the glorious second mission! I'm excited, the players are excited, you're excited too, aren't you? (Not being excited is treason!)

I can only hope they manage to keep their good MRA (mission rating average; not mens rights activists) up!

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Ep8: Conspiracy to Commit

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 02:00:01 GMT

Sabotage, bombings, assassination, and even worse: Bribery!

Alternative Title: "The Episode where Gosts' past mistakes come back to haunt him"

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Ep7: Partied Out

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 02:00:42 GMT

The first half of the secret debriefings, post-mission-one.

I'm sure everyone did equally well and nobody made any poor decisions that will harm them later.

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Ep6: Party Boy

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 02:00:16 GMT

See no evil, hear no evil, shoot your teammates before they can speak of evil.

It's going to be O.K. Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.

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Ep5: The Episode Where Lights Screws Himself

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 02:00:23 GMT

Alternative Titles: Lights' Rollercoaster Ride. Lights' Sinewave of Happiness. Lights does something stupid. Lights' experiences manic depression 5 times in a row.

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Ep4: The Road to Sector HEL...

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 02:00:58 GMT

Our troubleshooters close in on the TRUE mystery of the uranium mines. Well... Either that, or they are SO far off track that nobody knows where the tracks were in the first place.

Also: Truly horrible things begin to occur.

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Ep3: Please Stop Monologuing

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 02:08:22 GMT

Finally, we're making some progress on the mystery! I think. I hope. I pray.

We're getting to the point in Paranoia where nobody really, truly understands what's happening. Not even me! Just as long as nobody gets hurt, we're all having fun, right?

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Ep2: Robots are Useless, My Team is Worse

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 02:00:30 GMT

Our intrepid troubleshooters endeavor to find out what's going on with the uranium production. Or at least, they'll start working on that once they slowly, painfully drag themselves with tooth and nail in order to GET to the mines, and then get IN the mines. Then they can finally start interviewing the extremely helpful employees. This mystery will be solved in no time at all.

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Ep1.5: How to Commit Treason

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 02:00:53 GMT

Now that you heard the start of the mission, I am going to stop the mission, and tell you about things that happened before the mission, and then we will continue the mission, from the point which we left off, after the start.

If I didn't do this, it would be very confusing.

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Ep1: Prepare Yourself, Troubleshooters.

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:14:27 GMT

Welcome to Alpha Complex, citizen. In this episode, we will introduce our players, and the game, and the world, and the players again, and many other things. Don't worry though, you won't have time to be bored. Being bored is treason.

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