Motherfunk

Boxing, Broadway and Boris Becker

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys find out which age is meant to be the unhappiest, a local pub bans children, cigarettes are back on the rise and the Fury family gets even bigger than before.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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How posh are your eggs?

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys review Winklefringe's new telly venture, Piers Morgan gets beaten at his own game, Banksy's identity is finally revealed to the world and the long Shirley desperately urges her peers not to abandon life in the city.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Get out of my Pub!

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley accidentally incites a pub brawl, the ladies discuss Louis Theroux's concerning new documentary, "Into the Manosphere", and the UK comedy scene receives a promising update in the form of the new Saturday Night Live.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Swearing, Springtime & Sleepcations

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's manifest a spot alongside the great "Winklefringe", Jennifer Aniston takes some prenuptial counsel with Courteney Cox and the short Shirley pins her hopes on a phone call from Heart FM.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Toad Rage

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's discuss a controversial moment at the BAFTAs, Prince William has so much going on in his head that he can't watch films, the short Shirley faces the duality of riding bicycles and Michelle Obama drops some serious parenting advice.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Give me your Best Bits

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the not-so-grand Duke of York faces his latest media storm, the long Shirley can't decide what to give up for lent, a child becomes obsessed with tattoos and find out how much time you could be saving by exiting more swiftly.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Pints & Ponytails

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, reality kicks in as the Shirley's return from a dreamy time abroad, the short Shirley finds a spaghetti recipe that won't break the bank, the ladies react to underwhelming Valentine's day gifts and a certain shop is crackers for cheese.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Shirley & Shirley Hit the Slopes

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley’s reflect on a well needed getaway, discuss their Valentine’s Day plans (and past mistakes) and explore why couples are no longer tying the knot.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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A Row of Sobbing Men

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, a new parenting style takes the internet by storm, a sexy show leaves the short Shirley clutching her pearls with glee and a Greek secret good enough for Barbie herself is revealed.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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The Beckhams, Banana Bread & Benihana

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the ladies discuss the ongoing feud between Posh and Brooklyn, the short Shirley's wife finds outside comfort in the form of good Wi-Fi and baked confectionary, the long Shirley provides some half-term recommendations and find out how hotels are testing the limits of intimacy!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Blessed with a Gay Jamboree

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the ladies talk of an unbridled belting of Tina Turner, the mask is finally lifted on the short Shirley's new gadget, Will Smith reaches true enlightenment and Greggs' new breakfast option becomes an overnight (oats) sensation.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Elsa doesn't wear flats!

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag isn't for the average (trader) joe.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Three Snails a-laying

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys recount a festive, Butlins-esque gig, the short Shirley engages in some tactical gift-giving, we find out the ladies' biggest guilty pleasures of this year and some unexpected house guests arrive in time for the festive season.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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A Swathe of Mum-friends

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the long Shirley stuns and entertains her house guests - against their will. The short Shirley powers through a magnesium deficiency to escape an academic K-hole, the ladies give a podcast recommendation (as if you need one) and there's more drama at the Beckham household.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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You promised me a Donkey

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's despair over soaring cheese prices, Prince Harry sets his sights on american late night TV, the short Shirley goes overboard with Disney dolls and find out the pros and cons of 'Friend-mas'.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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Celebrity Snakeskin Slip-Ons

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's tread new ground in the world of auctioneering, Prince William drops an absolute truth bomb, King Charles gives the passport a fresh makeover and find out which shows are worth a watch this winter!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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I am NOT your 'bro'

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley reflects on pulling off the party of the decade, the long Shirley becomes a household face, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of an AI husband and vie for a spot on Claudia Winkleman's new show.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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Salt-N-Pepa, Fatboy Slim and Butlins

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's discuss the return of the 90's, the looming panic of Christmas shopping, a chaotic costume fitting and find out if the short Shirley has bitten off more than she can chew!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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The Gay Standoff

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's are in Paris getting their groove on. The ladies discuss the short Shirley getting swept off her feet at a Parisian club, a pair of tasteless Disney-themed boots, crushing the auctioneering game (again) and the stresses of organising a flash mob.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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6-7, Skibidi and Slut-Drops

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's look at potential secondary schools and the futuristic ways they're tackling bullying, break down the latest in TikTok "brain-rot" and the short Shirley's daughter takes a hands-on approach to her dream of being a hair-dresser.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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Oh my Gush!

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's review an unflattering (yet functional) garment, Taylor Swift bequeathes the short Shirley's unwilling partner with gifts, a week of many firsts and a certain little firecracker is at it again with the playground potty mouth!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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Surviving, not Thriving

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley discuss the upcoming Met Gala in London, the long Shirley's son becomes a stern (but fair) food critic, the ladies compare private and state school Whatsapp groups and find out who's table manners lacked style at fashion week!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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A Brogue of Lesbians

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley goes morbidly method, a teacher is left a passive-aggressive note and the ladies discover the meaning of the word 'phubbing'.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Dabbling in Shoreham-by-Sea

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley lands a new gig, the long Shirley's new reward system backfires and a child's Pokèmon party sparks an unexpected discussion on gender roles.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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"Leave him, babes"

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley looks to become the new face of a casino, the long Shirley struggles to traverse a tube-free London and things get deep with Robin Wright at the Four Seasons.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Maintain her Personal Areas

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's rejoice in "back to school" season, the short Shirley finds an ambiguous job listing and learn what NOT to say if you meet Brian Cox.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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The Washed-Out Lady

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's joint-birthday celebrations are unexpectedly cut short, Hugh Grant harbours strong feelings about water receptacles and the short Shirley gets told off for playing too rough.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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A steamy evening with Gillian Anderson

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discover the hottest tips for staying cool at night, which drink is becoming young people's "fridge cigarette" and find out why the ladies are unlikely to be invited back to the Lightroom any time soon.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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I'm never lonely (that's the problem!)

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discuss a glamorous trip to Snowdonia, France struggles to accept a new smoking ban, Mel B finally ties the knot and what does Trump's new fragrance smell like?

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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Shirley's Great Escape

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discuss game-changing facial serums, a change in leadership at Vogue, Glastonbury 2025 and a certain billionaire's controversial wedding in Venice.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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I'm gonna have to do some Parenting

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys prepare for a vigilant camping trip, we found out who the new 'it girls' on the block are, a show that isn't about Fleetwood Mac turns out to definitely be about Fleetwood Mac and a recent set of live shows yields mixed results.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Where have you gone, you hot little Biscuit?

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the ladies big up Blackheath, a certain posh nursery has the short Shirley considering returning to education and were the ladies able keep it PG on live radio? You already know the answer!

Shirley & Shirley will be performing live at the Brasserie Zedel on the 17th & 18th of June, tickets are available now!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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My Sitting Bones need to Sit

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the short Shirley gets mis-sold fake Gucci by a "bro" and starts to resent her son's modelling success. The ladies also discuss an upcoming radio appearance and share some unusual tips on staying friends!

Shirley & Shirley will be performing live at the Brasserie Zedel on the 17th & 18th of June, tickets are available now!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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It's far too hot for Intimacy

Mon, 26 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's discuss the logistics of living the #BoatLife, the short Shirley has some tips for any less-than satisfactory marriages and the idea of re-entering academia brings up some unsavoury school memories.

Shirley & Shirley will be performing live at the Brasserie Zedel on the 17th & 18th of June, tickets are available now!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Giraffes Can't Skip

Mon, 19 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirley's discuss an eventful visit to the Houses of Parliament, a TV drama hits too close to home for the short Shirley and we discover what good deeds Harry Styles has been doing on his long overdue gap year.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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A Handsome Man to Cry On

Mon, 12 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the long Shirley recommends some non-alcoholic drinks (to the short Shirley's bewilderment), the ladies predict the potential prospects of a posh new patisserie and discuss the triumphant return of Topshop.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Cankles and a Brond Lob

Mon, 05 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys reflect on (almost) 30 years of friendship, discuss the dubious deeds of some middle-class couples and the short Shirley has some strong feelings about shoes in the household.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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The Bra Code

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discuss their Easter escapades, getting the star treatment at a swanky corporate gig and the short Shirley gets a well deserved night on (strictly) champers!

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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Ice Cream, Wine and Pebbling

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk intriguing new food trends, the long Shirley hits the jackpot on Mother's Day and the ladies discover the confusing new lingo being used by the youth-dem.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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The House of Wasp Spinach

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys find out what happens when you mix Cèline Dion with a maritime disaster à la 'Titanique', the short Shirley reflects on her 'Butt Patrol' days and who has earned the top spot for this year's Mother's Day?

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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Contraband Chic

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discuss the hit new show 'Adolescence', explore what fashion goodies are up for grabs at the local evidence lockup and compare their 2025 Mother's day plans.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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Shirley & Shirley’s Real Deal

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys discover they share a hidden talent, break down the latest and greatest on the live-theatre scene, and the short Shirley tackles a chaotic trip to A&E.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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The Hubba Bubba Bribe

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 06:30:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys compare their (very) contrasting reactions to Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, talk International Women's Day, the short Shirley goes full Momager, and are comedy clubs really BANNING botox?

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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Goodnight my Queen

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 10:35:11 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk an eventful half-term, the short Shirley's son becomes the new resident bread-maker, Eastenders turns 40 and is Peppa Pig's mum having a THIRD child??

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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The Special Dick Van Dyke

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk seeing Cyndi Lauper live, recommend some half term treats for the kids and Madonna tries stand-up comedy for the very first time! Also, a cake causes chaos in a cab...

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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Oh, I do love a man in Chinos

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk about a special kind of mushroom (found commonly in Brighton), the long Shirley fundraises like an absolute Motherfunker and are skinny-jeans BACK??

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A dry-curious January

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk about one tumultuous trip to Venice, whether women are flogging their babies on eBay and the long Shirley reviews her particular parenting style.

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The Mink Deterrent

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk about crashing Keira Knightley's crib, Chappell Roan and the long Shirley happens upon an unwelcome visitor in the washing machine.

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I stole Michael Gambon's Club Sandwich

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys kiss their 2024 bad habits goodbye, discuss overly-traumatising tales for children and respect the comic timing of one potty-mouthed preschooler! Also the long Shirley's been washing her hair with Evian.

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I'm starting to turn into my Mother

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys look back on their highs and lows of 2024, discuss what the nation have been goggling on their boxes and assess whether last year ended with as big a bang as the Gavin and Stacy finale!

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Hobby Horses and Belgian Cowgirls

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 06:00:30 GMT

This week, the Shirleys recite a London cabby's 3 rules for a simple life, the short Shirley finally watches a TV show and find out what's tickling our country's fancy in the bedroom this year! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - see you all in 2025!

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The Bob Dylan Hustle

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 06:00:29 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk about crushing corporate gigs, how to brave the British winter and Christmas cheeseboard etiquette!

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All I want for Christmas is a Cashmere Scarf

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:00:54 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk tantalising Temu gifts, a potty-mouthed pre-schooler predicament and Heaven may be closing, but there are Bears aplenty!

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Ding Dong Dildo

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 06:00:23 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk stressful school runs, Adele's retirement, there's gossip at the Groucho Club and who does the short Shirley's son love the most??

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"What a waste of a Tuesday"

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 06:00:52 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk being the latest victims of a sweeping Lego scam, the long Shirley butchers a club classic and does Princess Elsa say f***??

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Those Brits and their Ancient Fruitcakes

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 06:00:47 GMT

This week the short Shirley pulls off a birthday extravaganza with a little help from Lily Allen. The Shirleys also discuss healthy morning routines and find out why on earth everyone's lining up to buy an old piece of fruitcake.

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Trouble in Para-Spice

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 06:00:17 GMT

This week, the Shirleys talk Trump's big win (and his even bigger son), compare the potency of their perfumes and the long Shirley finds out what Vagina really means.

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Magic Midnight Hummus

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 06:00:00 GMT

This week, the Shirleys peruse over premature present prep, pass-agg people at the pool and Pascale's pricey pallet is pulverised by pre-pubescent party goers!

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The Margolyes Effect

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 05:00:46 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk scathing notes from Miriam Margolyes, inventing a fake husband, mysterious artefacts and the short Shirley's son becomes a proper human being!

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Black Bears vs Beige Mums

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk sharing a cheeky glass with Boris, Lawrence Fox gets cancelled and one not-so-sweet 16!

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Stuck in the middle of Jordan

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:00:35 GMT

This week, the short Shirley is stuck in Jordan amidst international tensions, and the long Shirley is stuck in the rain back home. The Shirleys also discuss the possibilities of de-aging, and who hosted 100 weddings in one day?

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Hairy Bums and Ikigai

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys discover if Lily Allen holds the keys to immense pleasure, discuss travel essentials and the long Shirley gets philosophical!

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Our BFF won an Emmy!

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk Dolly Parton Prosecco, pee-detecting blankets and business cards for kids! Congratulations to Jessica Gunning for her well earned Emmy win!

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Oasis Fever and Avois Points

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk the return of the 90's, Davina McCall, Keanu Reeves on broadway and the ICON that is Jessica Gunning!

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Mon, 22 Jul 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk expensive weddings, steamy spa sessions and compare their birthday celebrations!

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Boot Sales and Busts

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 05:00:14 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk football fever, raunchy reading and campsite chaos!

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Ta-rah Tories and Tuk Tuks

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 05:00:32 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Janelle Monáe, cheery earrings and taxing Tuk Tuk travel!

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A Visit from the Queen

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 05:00:28 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Girls Aloud, underwhelming water parks and drunk-defying pills!

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Paddington Panic & being ditched for Swift

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:00:05 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Paddington Experience, ageing gracefully and a nail polish disaster!

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Swifties, Punch-ups and Sandwiches

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Naomi Campbell, questionable bathroom tiling and lengthy sandwich orders.

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Monkey Parks and Musicals

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 21:45:07 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about fax machines, wedding etiquette and Dua Lipa.

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Mormon Momfluencers and Half Term Hiatus

Mon, 27 May 2024 23:01:39 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about rampaging children, the Chelsea Flower Show and Oliver Twist.

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(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor the birthday girl!)

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Private Parts and Potty Training

Mon, 27 May 2024 20:58:38 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Johnny Depp, Greek Rosé and armpits.

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Next Stop, Mooncup

Wed, 15 May 2024 09:43:23 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about natural deodorants, Football and bum exercises.

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Chicken Pot Noodles and Menstruation

Tue, 07 May 2024 06:21:51 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about teachers, 'Feud' and hidden iPhone apps.

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Champagne, Cocaine and Sausages

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 12:25:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about celebrity riders, going to the pub with kids and the Netflix series 'Ripley'.

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Scarlet Fever and Stalking

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 16:15:07 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about unicorns, French cuisine and the new Netflix series 'Baby Reindeer'.

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Pints of Prosecco

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 21:19:18 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Beyonce's version of Jolene, Mamma Mia's 25th anniversary and the death of OJ Simpson.

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The Great Unwashed

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 20:44:31 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the 'cute exhibition', Center Parcs and Taylor Swift becoming a billionaire.

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Eggcited for Easter!

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 05:00:56 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, delicious salads and potentially becoming celebrants.

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For Fudge Sake

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 11:45:38 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Spring Equinox, subtitles on shows and home schooling.

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Midweek Retreat? Yes Please

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 11:55:49 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about microdosing, mother's day gifts and crispy veg.

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Ideas for Second Careers

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 06:00:05 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about FaceGym, Greggs and World Book Day.

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Dolphins in Deptford

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 06:00:44 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about frittatas, Mother's Day and 'One Day' on Netflix.

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Ducks and DINKs

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about their trips to Margate and Northumberland, pet rabbits and solo gigs.

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Half Term Hijinks

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 00:31:25 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about moccasin boots, tahini biscuits and mouth taping.

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Valentine Vajazzle

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 20:16:20 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Ecstatic Dance, merkins on the catwalk and changing nappies at night.

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Bras, Bins and Belgravia

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 14:48:09 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about perfume, Nicole Kidman and healthy veg.

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Ecstatic Dance and Cacao

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 02:20:38 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about new bins, Fargo and Six the Musical.

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Stanley Quenchers and Claudia Winklefringe

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 18:36:05 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about 50th birthday parties, meeting Kylie and going out for dinner with the French.

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Dry-Curious Jan

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:24:57 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Yuka app, 'Slow Horses' and the smaller Shirley having Covid.

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Happy Motherfunking New Year!

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 15:53:53 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about their Christmas break, Frozen dresses and date nights.

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Christmas Craic

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 06:00:22 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about last minute prep for Christmas, school tea towels and scabies.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Motherfunk will be back on 8th Jan 2024.

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Buck Teeth, Botox and Bargains

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 12:29:06 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Cher, thumb-sucking and novelty t-shirts: "Motherhood - Powered by Coffee, Fuelled by Love, Sustained by Wine"

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Boobs Out For Madge

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 23:46:28 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Secret Santa, haemorrhoids and cankle sores.

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Madonna, Mariah and Mullets.

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 07:52:23 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about advent calendars, Christmas jumpers and spontaneity.

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Night Time Nappies and Panto

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 12:33:58 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about wreath making, cinema outings and appreciating the little things in life.

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Mince Pies and Sequins

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 13:06:26 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about new bras, what shows to see at Christmas and the '1890 cocktail'.

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To Gig or not to Gig

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 11:33:07 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about moving to the country, Christmas songs and people vomiting in the street.

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Circus Extreme

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 12:44:43 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about nights out dancing, Bluey Live and the new BBC series 'Time'.

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Fruit Kebabs and Pumpkin Picking

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 14:13:35 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Britney's new book, rats in the kitchen and the Brunel's SS Great Britain.

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Live from the Soho House Bogs

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 05:00:32 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about half term, Madonna and International Food Day.

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Pumpkin Spice Lube

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:00:22 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about bed bugs, Sondheim and Helen Daniels from Neighbours.

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Car Boot Crazy

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 08:46:16 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about hand knitted cardigans, going grey and the Beckham documentary.

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Teddy Bears' Picnic

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 22:38:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about BoJo's new nanny, electric bikes and cupcake baking.

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Lumbar Pain and Lobster Rolls

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 09:17:34 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Russell Brand allegations, gifts for kids parties and 'Pygmalion' at the Old Vic.

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Unicorns and Uniforms

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 08:33:36 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Tabi Mary Jane shoes, school drop-offs and 'seven taboo things that can benefit a relationship'.

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The Cockerel Has Flown the Nest

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 09:14:05 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the first day of school, Hey Duggee and neighbourhood Whatsapp groups.

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National Lazy Mum's Day

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about packed lunches, new ovens and cockerel wake up calls.

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Post-Show Ponderings

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 05:00:52 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Shroom Boom, yachts and after school clubs.

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Holiday Heaven

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 05:00:45 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about their recent holidays, the term 'Daddy' and Amazon Prime Video's new series 'Wilderness'.

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Barbie Mania

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 10:51:54 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about their upcoming holidays, Sinéad O'Connor and how to shower when looking after kids.

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Music, Champagne & Naked Women

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about their birthday celebrations, talking to hairdressers and floatation devices for kids.

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No to Babyccino

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 08:10:45 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Diggerland, the new 'Barbie' movie and bras for small boobs.

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Casting Chaos

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 05:00:22 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about 'A Strange Loop' at the Barbican, 'Groundhog Day the Musical' and buying kids toys on Vinted.

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Soft Butch Fashion Please

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 22:20:29 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about London Pride, weekends away and 'saysbians'.

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No Plastic Please

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:00:01 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about bottomless brunches, radical literature and napkin holders.

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Happiness in Hove

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 08:37:29 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Al Pacino, Kids Clubs and the benefits of being by the Sea.

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Puccini and Prosciutto

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 05:00:38 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about face paint, Rolfing and the Bill Murray and Kelis dating rumours.

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Deep Diving into the Subconscious

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 18:09:47 GMT

This week the Shirleys celebrate their 16th Anniversary and talk about one-size-fits-all swimsuits, Colin from Accounts and the final episode of Succession.

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Tina Turned Us

Mon, 29 May 2023 06:43:06 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Shakira, gift hampers and BoJo's new baby.

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Chats in la Cucina

Mon, 22 May 2023 05:00:59 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about MRI scans, solo gigs and couples divorcing in their fifties...

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Wet and Wild

Mon, 15 May 2023 07:35:58 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about arts and crafts, 'Dusbands' and the lack of lesbian bars in London.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bedraggled

Mon, 08 May 2023 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Coronation weekend, wienerschnitzel and petting zoos at parties.

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Coronation Quiche

Mon, 01 May 2023 05:00:23 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the David Hockney exhibition, feminine/masculine combos and early morning starts.

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Dead Ducks All Round

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 11:01:12 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Turbans, Tahini and the new Netflix show 'Beef'. Plus the taller Shirley gets a surprise gift from a secret admirer...

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Barbilicious

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 09:41:43 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about lower back problems, framing kids' artwork and the new Sunday Times Bestseller 'Shy' by Max Porter.

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Easter Adventures Down Floral Street

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:37:55 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Hey Duggee the stage show, trips to Paris and handmade tutus.

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Easter Crafternoons

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 07:27:57 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about chocolate bark, swimming and local pasta thieves.

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Palestinian Party Time

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 06:13:40 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the shorter Shirley's documentary series 'The Holy Land and Us', hay fever and buying new jeans.

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Mother's Day Mugs

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:42:08 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about cinema trips, ecstatic dancing and cucumber sandwiches.

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Ask any Flygerian

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:04:36 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about backseat vomiters, George Michael and the new South London Rom-Com 'Rye Lane'.

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LGBTQ+ Fam on Film

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 06:00:07 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about jumpsuits, World Book Day and 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey'.

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Cape Town Capers

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the long one's advert in South Africa, the shorter one's documentary release and buying crocs from Greggs.

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Galentines

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:48:55 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the long one's upcoming trip to Cape Town, their trip to the Horniman Museum and Valentine's Day gifts.

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From Leicester with Love

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 09:14:28 GMT

This week the Shirleys are in Leicester and they talk about their show at the Curve, Gregg's clothing range and the new Poundland coming to East Dulwich.

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Hygge and Friluftsliv

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 07:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about trainers from Harrods, floor beds for kids and Eva Green.

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Shit Shoes and Pret Ham

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Happy Valley, the Hippychick Hipseat and feasting with the French.

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Roll it in Glitter

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 06:00:35 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about kids waking up in the night, Madonna's new world tour and lychees.

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Mums on the Run

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:40:58 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about sleep training, fish pie and ditching the dressing gown.

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Wet Jan

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Mary Poppins, Tax returns and The White Lotus.

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Happy New Year

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:32:32 GMT

The Shirleys have a post-Christmas catch-up - Happy New Year!

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Nice Noughties knitwear

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 04:17:25 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Christmas, French fashion and giving gifts.

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Savage Santas

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the new Harry and Meghan documentary, decorating neighbourhood advent windows and Madonna.

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Patching in from the Panic Room

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

As the Shirleys prepare for their upcoming show, they take a break from rehearsals to talk about advent calendars, panettone and Birkenstocks.

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Tired bosoms

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:06:14 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Black Friday, losing their hair and the new John Lewis Christmas ad.

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Windsock Boobs

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:07:09 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the shorter Shirley's weekend away, Joe Lycett's Qatar ultimatum and Christmas markets.

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One Pan Wonders

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 10:00:43 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about breaking down, putting out and the new series of the Crown.

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Angry Vaginas

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:00:12 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about swear jars, sick kids and things that are "common".

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Squeaky new vajajays

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 08:39:43 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Spank comedy nights, Paul Mescal and shopping substitutions.

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Footloose and Kid Free

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:00:06 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Wetherspoons weddings, filming sans children and kids birthday parties.

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Packed Lunches & Palestinian Plates

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 05:00:02 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about teeth whitening, the next James Bond and Hummus.

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Movin' On Up

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 06:51:32 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the top baby names of 2022, Gangnam Style and Crocs.

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From the Banishment Room

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 09:41:55 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about lookalikes, at home smear tests and moving to Brighton.

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Motherfluffers

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 06:10:33 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Queuegate, world gratitude week and what it's like being pencilled for adverts.

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Crownathon

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Queen, David Beckham, holidaying with the in-laws and Lidl.

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Scrummy Mummy Mansion

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 05:00:03 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the new PM, auditioning with kids and half-price bikini waxes.

(Side note: This week's podcast was recorded on Wednesday, the day before The Queen passed away)

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Diva Señorita

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:00:29 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Archetypes, Mother-in-laws and neighbourhood bin fairies.

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Straight Outta Chagford

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:21:39 GMT

Solo parenting, bins and Britney.

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Never checking out of Chagford

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 05:00:18 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Marriage, Barbie dolls and meeting Sir Salman Rushdie.

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The Wife's off to Devon

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Olivia Newton John, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and an impending tampon shortage.

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Prince of Pegging

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 07:29:33 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about the Lionesses, flat cakes and sea turtles.

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Does Nicole Kidman have twins?

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 12:09:01 GMT

This week the Shirleys are back from Spain and they talk about Separation Anxiety, Man Skirts and missing vegetables while away.

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Eviva España

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:36:03 GMT

The Shirleys are at a wedding together in Spain. This week they talk about JLo, gyrating and the heat wave.

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Posh Center Parcs

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 09:01:06 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Posh Spice, shitty gifts and the Horniman museum.

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The Motherland

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 09:42:34 GMT

From the Desert to Battersea. This week the Shirleys talk about sugared almonds, BoJo's exit and travelling with excess baggage.

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Back In The Saddle

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:54:45 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk about Pride, Aldi and Elvis. Plus, breaking news, the Shorter Shirley hits the desert with two kids in tow!

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Running Up That Hill

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 05:19:54 GMT

Kate Bush, no more wees in the sea and pawn shops.

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Sausage Fingers

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:01:46 GMT

We're OBSESSED with celebrity's faces and fingers this week.

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Minimal Seepage

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:18:51 GMT

The Longer Shirley dials in from the Italian countryside this week.

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Happy Anniversary Shirley

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 05:21:35 GMT

The Platty Jubes, a song about Prince Andrew and fifteen years of Shirley & Shirley.

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Croqottes

Mon, 30 May 2022 05:26:44 GMT

Hand transplants, drug dealing headmistresses, and why you should never have kids.

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W.A.P.

Mon, 23 May 2022 06:57:36 GMT

Drying up on stage, rapping in Arabic and an ominous rash.

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Cheese & Onion

Mon, 16 May 2022 06:40:51 GMT

Knackered lingerie, homophobia and sex parties.

*CORRECTION* In this episode The Short Shirley says that only people who identify as women can attend One Night sex parties. Not true, people who identify as non binary can also attend. Sozzles.

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Stinky Ship

Mon, 09 May 2022 05:54:52 GMT

Golden boobies, performing in a hotel in front of ten people and appearing in an actual film.

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All Men Are Ducks

Mon, 02 May 2022 06:39:15 GMT

The fifteen pound prawn, in bed with Madonna and sex with a duck.

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Boulder Holder

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 06:08:19 GMT

Designer bras, DNA results, evil sleep fairies.

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Chelsea Smile

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 04:21:15 GMT

Rihanna's maternity wardrobe, toddler gnocchi and flashing at the Easter Bonnet Parade.

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The Meat Fiddler

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 07:00:00 GMT

On the menu this week: Rats at Mc D’s, MRI’s and an Easter fanny wax.

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Knickers To One Side

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 06:25:20 GMT

The Shirleys have got their whinge on this week and admit they only have themselves to blame for the mess they find themselves in.

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Dry Humping

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:13:54 GMT

The Shirleys discuss tax evasion, Camille Cottin and Sexy Starter Kits.

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Sex Snacking

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 07:05:35 GMT

Terry Waite, eye tests and the Red Light District are your starters for ten. Also, turns out one Shirley likes a sex snack and the other doesn’t. Hmmm… What’s a sex snack?

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Wet Patches

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 06:14:45 GMT

The Longer Shirley returns from Zurich with top tips of how not to travel with kids whilst the Shorter is glued to a pump because her youngest refuses formula. Will she ever be able to go out again? Will the Longer ever stop going out?

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The Tiger Who Came

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 06:41:39 GMT

The Longer points out to the Shorter that missing ‘to tea’ gives Judith Kerr’s iconic book a very different meaning. Find out who’s off to Zurich, why two ears are better than one and which popular children’s educator is on YouTube taking an actual crap.

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Breakdown Gown

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 07:19:39 GMT

The Shirleys come together to record in the dead of night. They celebrate their first hot date together sans kids and dive into swimming pools warmer than soup, rats the size of cats and a hot new mascara that’s better than sex.

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Perpetual Period

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 06:00:57 GMT

The Longer Shirley has a perpetual cold which the Short one insists is better than a perpetual period. Discover why you should never slag anyone off on a podcast and which Shirley ended up in A&E.

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I've Got a Fat Fanny

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 06:50:12 GMT

The Shirleys discuss their new postpartum figures and how to get their Willing Partners back in the sack. Or how to keep them out. Meanwhile, The Shorter gigs alone and spends half the night on the toilet and the Longer wakes with a numb face just as she’s about to film a commercial.

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‘My Neck, My Back, My Pu**y and My Crack’

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 17:05:54 GMT

This week both Shirleys book themselves in for massages as the literal weight of two children take its toll. Amidst the sleepless nights and subpar parenting, the Longer discovers flushable butt wipes whilst the Shorter self-flagellates having given Covid to her Arabian family.

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Covid Bogeys

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 07:59:13 GMT

The Shorter Shirley is climbing the walls as the dreaded lurgy lingers in her household for its third week. The Longer confirms her MILF status by bagging a commercial playing an older French mum. Both women complain that their sons have developed the unforgivable habit of picking their noses and feasting on the findings.

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I Really Want A Big Winker

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 07:35:21 GMT

One child catches a glimpse of his manny’s member whilst the other weeps over his scary bedsheets.

Discover which Shirley gifted the other haemorrhoid drops for Christmas, why beauty doesn’t always get you the gig and how Meatloaf helped get over a break up.

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Work Less, Earn More

The girls have their old buddy, dad and actor Sam Spruell on this week. You will know sam from the telly box, usually playing a baddie, but irl he's a sweetheart. They're keeping it real with interruptions and all, kid chat, working life and of course the all important question of who takes the bins out.

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Motherhood Ambivalence

Mon, 17 May 2021 05:00:15 GMT

It's a thing, apparently, motherhood ambivalence - leading to chat on egg freezing and tired oeufs. Holidays, passing the clap and the forthcoming birth of the taller Shirley also get a look in.

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Like Mother Like Son

Mon, 10 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Grubby clothes, a Malian woman giving birth to NINE babies, children's early memories are all on the agenda this week. oh, and those Aussie girls are back!

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Mum's the Word with Rebecca Oxtoby

Mon, 03 May 2021 05:00:29 GMT

The Shirleys are joined by mum of one, clinical therapist and Mum's the Word author Rebecca Oxtoby. They talk about first (and only) loves, babies vs toddlers, and of course the release of Rebecca's Second Book

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What Goes Up, Must Come Down

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 07:28:33 GMT

The Shirleys talk big boobs, pregnancy tales, trips to Hamleys and poos in boxes - and there's even more!

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Tik Tok Sensation

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 05:00:16 GMT

The girls talk dinners out, charity shops, their worst gig ever and going shopping S-H-O-P-I-N-G apparently!

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Rizo and the Shirleys

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 05:00:05 GMT

You're in for a treat this week with the multi-talented singer, writer, activist and mother Rizo joining the Shirleys for some soul searching and deep diving into relationships, communal living, love, life and all that comes in between. She is truly inspirational.

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can find Rizo at:

Website: https://rizo.love

Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/rizolove

Instagram: rizo.love

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNXLKQXsNjNcNS3UUuojCNg

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rizo.loves/

Twitter: RizoLoves

And listen to Rizo's podcast Sparkle and Circulate wherever you find your podcasts!

You can contact the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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He is Such a Viking

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 05:00:54 GMT

There's big news on this week's episode, on top of chat about Harry and Megan vs the Archbishop of Canterbury, boy vs girls and thermal underwear. Go figure.

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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Two Weeping Willows

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 05:00:30 GMT

It's our 52nd episode - one year old! The Shirleys celebrate by chatting about the beginning of the end (of lockdown), their / their sons' biggest lockdown achievements and so much more in between.

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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The Shirleys Get Chatty with Chipo Chung

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 06:00:50 GMT

The Shirleys have the lovely Chipo Chung as their guest this week. Actress, activist and mother, Chipo talks to them from Zimbabwe about everything form acting to motherhood and her own childhood, to what the local wine tastes like.

Chipo co-founded S.A.F.E.KENYA providing theatre promoting social change on HIV, FGM, ending violence against women, sustainability, clean water and more. You can find out more at http://safekenya.org

Chipo also works closely with Peace Direct who work with and amplify the voices of local peace builders around the world. You can find out more at https://www.peacedirect.org

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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From Pankhurst to Pink - All things Women!

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:00:30 GMT

There's so much to talk about this week what with Harry and Meghan and International Women's Day. There's also chat on inspiring women, garden guests, advice (good and bad) and more. PLUS it's our FIFTIETH episode, so crack open a bottle!

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:00:57 GMT

What are the top three things you want to do when lockdown lifts? Fanny wax or dinner out? The Shirleys give us their three, talk Dolly Parton, World Book Day and the shorter Shirley has another tall tale.

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Sharing Earphones in a ManCub Cave

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 06:00:25 GMT

This week the Shirleys discuss front door Feng Shui, Garden Radio, back to nursary, dangerous gender reveal parties and so much more. Sophia Loren gets another mention too (obsessed, much).

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You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Rather a Shirley Than A Stranger

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 06:00:16 GMT

The taller Shirley had a trip to the dentist this week, the shorter to Specsavers (and shouldn't have gone). There's Chinese New Year chat, Valentines's Day and Dani Dyer's (daughter of Danny Dyer) new baby. On top of all that (and more) there's a stint from those Aussie Girls.

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Introducing the Aussie Girls

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 06:00:06 GMT

The Shirleys introduce us to their characters The Aussie Girls, two midwives offering their midwifery gems of knowledge - watch their mouths though - potty doesn't even cover it! The girls also talk viral videos, the body builder who married his blow up doll, the Royal birth and Tracy Chapman's closet status.

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Down in the Valley Where the Girls Get Naked

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:00:40 GMT

The Shrileys are not best pleased with the Golden Globe Nominations - where is I May Destroy You and Michaela Coel? And don't get them started on Nicole Kidman (please). The girls had seen each other in the flesh having bagged small parts in a film, so got to eat snacks in each others faces. Along with chat as above, there are fun facts, recommendations and more.

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Title: Big Fat Greek Mother Gives the Shirleys the Skinny.

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 06:00:54 GMT

This week the Shirleys talk to Instagram Influencer, character comedian and mother of three Olga Thompson, AKA Big Fat Greek Mother. They cover everything from pasta bakes to prolapsing tortoises and everything in betwixt. Expect singing, impersonations, and a whole load of lipstick.

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Sexy Chocolate Cake

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 12:15:44 GMT

Biden's inauguration, sexy chocolate cakes, The Tiger Who Came to Tea, and a plethora of other topics are on the cards this week. The shorter Shirl gets an unexpected eye bath, and the taller talks TV dinners.

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkpodcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Sea Shanties That Make You Drop Your Panties

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

The taller Shirley has two big issues this week. On top of that where do you get your veg when grocery slots are all taken? The shorter Shirl had a mishap in the park with her son - there was blood, but can you watch them 24/7? Sea shanties have made a comeback during lockdown apparently, and what other music do you listen to with your young - their nursery rhymes or your 90s club classics. All this and other pressing questions on this weeks show - they pack it in!

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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkpodcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Bless My Wife, She's Tried Everything

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:00:20 GMT

There's a lot of foreskin talk this week, both the original kind and taking sausages out of theirs... The girls share some easy recipes (as requested by a lovely listener) for their boys, Kim Kardashian advices Paris Hilton on egg freezing and the taller Shirley has had a leg shave for the first time in months - that must have taken a while with the length of those pins!

Tune in, enjoy and subscribe!

You can contact the girls at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkpodcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Passion For Panettone

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 06:00:00 GMT

It's the lowdown on the girls' Christmases this week, there was a labia of turkey, love of ham, best gifts (no worst of course), Phill Jupitus' Christmas playlist, and lots of other tv recommendations if you can still look at the box!

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Labour of Love

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

We have a themed 'show this week for that bit in between Christmas and the new year (the perineum, some would say). The Shirleys talk about their labour experiences, and theirs couldn't have been more different, how they may have prepared differently, as well as top tips for mums to be.

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You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Janie Dee is in the Christmas House!

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Multi-award winning actress, singer and musical theatre performer Janie Dee is in to chat with the Shirleys this week. There's theatre talk, juggling eight shows a week with family life sand of course some Christmas treats!

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

You can find out ore about Janie at: https://www.janiedee.com/

Don't forget to Chose Love.

https://choose.love/

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I Was The Wife, and She was 'The Other Woman'

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

We're getting Christmassy in this episode, with five foot Christmas trees leading to confusion between feet and meters, wondering what's the point of going to Santa's Grotto if you/your kids can't sit on his knee, lights, heights and a plethora of other chats.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

Don't forget to Chose Love.

https://choose.love/

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Cats and Farts

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

There's a lot of Christmas chat this week. Stockings, advent calendars - or not to bother? The shorter Shirley has had her hair done, Debenhams is going under and the taller Shirley is looking forward to a night out to dinner. Who gets a stocking and get put down the chimney?

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

Don't forget to Chose Love.

https://choose.love/

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Ice Maiden to Iron Lady

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The taller Shirley's son won't sing duets with her, whilst the short Shirley's son won't leave the house without five different sets of wheels. Bickering during lockdown, sexy bath taps, Nicole Kidman on The Undoing and another plethora of subjects on this weeks' show!

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Mini Music Maker Lucia Is In The House!

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Facebook and YouTube phenomena Lucia, one third and founder of Mini Music Makers is on the show with the Shirleys. Music, babies, songs and costume, scenery and prop envy all take a turn.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

And you can find Mini Music makers at:

https://minimusicmakers.co.uk/

on Facebook at: @minimusicmakers

and on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVRCiIF8s8s

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Mon, 28 Sep 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The formidable Deborah Frances-White talks to the Shirleys about dancing her way through lockdown, the many different ways to mother (without having to get your hands dirty), and why she is absolutely, under no circumstances, replacing Jenni Murray on Woman’s Hour.

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Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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The Knob Came Off In My Hand

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 06:00:00 GMT

We're 25 this week! There's birthday talk with the boys about to turn two, student loans, there's a new fan called Thomas who encouraged the girls to sing, newsletters from nursery, pulling knobs off and all that comes in between.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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He's Only Gone and Learnt the F'Bomb

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The taller Shirley is back from her Italian holiday, whilst the shorter went mad in Norfolk. One of the boys has learnt to swear, which can be awkward. There's chat of nurseries, wetsuits, and holidaying in the UK. They're fast, they're furious and they're funny.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

Get in touch with the Shirleys and ask them ANYTHING you like at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Your Freedom, Enjoy Your Fanny

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 06:00:00 GMT

It's the second Q&A and the Shirleys have to put their thinking caps on. How do their significant others feel about their candid accounts of life at home? Plus some slightly easier questions. Laughs a plenty as always.

Disclaimer that the sound on the shared mic was a little off, but it won't prevent your pleasure.

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Get in touch with the Shirleys and ask them ANYTHING you like at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Here We Go Looby Loo

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The Shirleys share a mic this week (hence the odd bit of distortion, apologies) and talk Mrs America, Indian Matchmaking, reading (or not), yoga, and even a football player - who'd have thought? The shorter Shirley has done some research on the origin or our dark nursery rhymes too... There are moments of high excitement enjoy!

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Get in touch with the Shirleys and ask them ANYTHING you like at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Viv Groskop Enlightens The Shirleys

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Broadcaster and journalist extraordinaire as well as mother to three Viv Groskop joins the Shirleys this week, bringing a bit of highbrow to the show. They talk motherhood, stand up, work/life balance and making it all work on YOUR time. Three funny and talented women on one mic (well, three mics...).

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

Get in touch with the Shirleys and ask them ANYTHING you like at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Two Shirleys, One Mic

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The girls are back together this week, sharing a space, a mic and anything else they've picked up along the way! They chat about the Shettles method (no, me neither), endless snacks, swimming and boob jobs.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @motherfunkposcast

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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How Does Your Fanny Feel on That Bicycle?

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Foreign holiday envy is a thing for the shorter Shirley this week. There are tips for useful travel accessories, where not to hide your money and some detailed discussions on what riding a bike does to your fanny...

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You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Jonny Donahoe, Man Dad

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The wonderful, lovely and funny Jonny Donahoe (of Jonny and the Baptists) joins the Shirleys as the first Man Dad guest. Fluid sexuality, zoom gigs, and some chat of the children takes place. It's a cracker of an episode.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

Jonny's websites:

www.jonnydonahoe.co.uk

www.jonnyandthebaptists.co.uk

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Pick A Hole, Any Hole

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The Shirleys go solo this week as their producer is otherwise engaged (not wine tasting in Sussex, ahem). They talk Covid scares, tests that ticket the tonsils, trips to the in-laws, spelling and endless supplements. As always they manage to make it all funny, even that that isn't!

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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I Flashed My Fanny

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 06:00:00 GMT

It was the Shirleys' Birthday this week (they share 16th July) so they talk presents, tasteless cakes, Birthday treats and flashing fannies...!

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You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Jen Brister Chats

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Stand up comedian, writer, actor and the all round fabulous Jen Brister joins the Shirleys this week. Sprouting whiskers, foreign mothers, bringing up boys, the school gates and the annoyance of nursery rhymes are but a few of the conversations had.

Tune in, enjoy, rate and subscribe!

You can get in touch with the Shirleys at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Inappropriate Touching

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 06:00:00 GMT

This week the Shirleys discuss whether a second baby is on the cards, restaurants opening, the pros and cons of the terrible twos, lap poos and of course the inappropriate touching from their sons.

Get in touch at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Interviewing (or Chatting to) Bryony Gordon

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Guest number two on the show is the journalist and all round fabulous Bryony Gordon. Old friends and motherfunkers, the Shirleys talk to Bryony about motherhood, her wild old party days, interviewing Prince Harry and wild wees.

Get in touch at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Don't Mention The 'L' Word.

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Travelling with babies is the theme this week. Centre Parks or Butlins -which way do you swing? Eco -tree houses, Paris with Mum, buses vs planes - all with a a lot of funny thrown in as ever . If you've got any top travelling with kids tips, let us know!

Get in touch at:

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

website: www.shirleyandshirley.com

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Relationships and How To Pick Your Battles

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The theme is relationships this week, but somehow the Shirleys get onto bruised fanny bones, sugar free cakes and haemorrhoids. Families, partners and other animals also come up!

Questions for the girls can be sent to:-

Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

Instagram: @thetwoshirleys

Twitter: @shirlandshirl

Facebook: @ShirleyAndShirley

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Welcoming Sindhu Vee

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Stand up comedian, mother of three, actor and friend - this week the Shirleys' first ever guest is the one and only Sindhu Vee. Sindhu talks to the girls about comedy, motherhood, her own upbringing and how it all fits together. Three comedians on one show is even more trouble, don't miss it!

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Postpartum Sex and Other Questions

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The Shirleys have had a whole heap of questions in, so this week's episode is dedicated to answering some of them. Laughs a plenty and some personal enquiries!

Email motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com, if you have a question for the girls.

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The Drugs Are Going To Wear Off

Mon, 25 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

This week Shirley and Shirley discuss loneliness postpartum and also under lockdown. Sounds serious, but as always there are plenty of laughs. Hair removal, monobrows,, breast pumping after that big night out and the shorter Shirley being a chatti-patty.

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Geriatric Mums

Mon, 18 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

This episode the girls discuss everyone from not wearing a bra to the taller Shirley’s son making friends with inanimate objects in the absence of real ones during lockdown, and of course being a geriatric mum (35 +).. Please enjoy and subscribe!

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Stretching Out My Bit In Between

Thu, 14 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Listen in for more tales of mothering, drinking, and stretching out that bit in between... Say what?!

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Quick to Wet

Mon, 11 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Shirley and Shirley bring their unique style of parenting and comedy to a fifth episode of Motherfunk. Eighteen month birthday parties, sleep fairies and lost tempers are some of the many subjects covered in the show. Enjoy!

Questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com

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Where's The Stash?

Thu, 07 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Venturing out in lockdown? Baby number two? Staying home with one at the moment is enough - but which sex would be best for mum and baby number one? Here's the Shirleys' take on these questions, and always there's hilarity to be had.

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A Stool In the Bath

Mon, 04 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The girls are back, talking bath time, post-blow dry attitudes and everything in between.

Enjoy!

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Suckling

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Shirley and Shirley bring you Episode 2 of their podcast, discussing everything from man cubs to suckling - don't ask, just listen!

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Feral Friends

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Comedians Shirley and Shirley, aka Joanna Carolan and Pascale Wilson, introduce themselves almost forgetting to introduce their sons who kicked off the idea for this brand new podcast on parenting, friendship and so much more. Recording from home during lockdown, adding to the trials and tribulations of every day life.

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Motherfunk Trailer

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Shirley and Shirley introduce their brand new podcast about making a pigs ear of parenting, and more!

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