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		<itunes:author>Francis Julienne Hancock</itunes:author>
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			<title>A Stranger From The Past - Parts Two and Three</title>
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			<title>A Stranger From The Past - Part One</title>
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			<title>Brought to you by Shamp Champs</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2021 10:08:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>MARBLE-FACED BRISTLE-TYRANT</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 21:39:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lovely, lovely Busted</title>
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			<title>Pop. Pop. Pop. Who.</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:30:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shoehorn (or Shoe-horn)</title>
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			<title>Listener Questions</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>S1E4</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>*this episode may not be suitable for children*</p><br><p>Such has been the response to episodes 1-3, I'm dedicating the whole of this week's episode to <strong>listener questions</strong>. Thank you to everyone who has been in touch. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>*this episode may not be suitable for children*</p><br><p>Such has been the response to episodes 1-3, I'm dedicating the whole of this week's episode to <strong>listener questions</strong>. Thank you to everyone who has been in touch. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:category text="Comedy Fiction"/>
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