Free to A Good Home

Ep. 205: The Whole Series is on Youtube with Tom Walker

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 19:00:00 GMT

AACTA award winning comedian Tom Walker joins us this week to discuss a mission for a Chinese man, whether he'd live in a Healthy Harold van, and an emu that needs to be housed.

Hing is heading out on tour. Adelaide, Canberra, Melbourne, Brisbane and more.

https://comedy.com.au/tour/michael-hing/

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Ep. 204: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Ben and Hing (Recorded Live in Melbourne with Greg Larsen, Tim Hewitt and Urvi Majumdar)

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 19:00:00 GMT

A very special live show from October 2025 as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, recorded live at Humdinger Studios. Greg Larsen, Urvi Majumdar and Tim Hewitt join us to discuss being animal monitor, a sex van, and answer the age old question who would win in a fight between Ben and Hing.

Also, Hing is on tour right now, all round Australia heading to Perth, Adelaide, Canberra, Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney, & Brisbane.

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Ep. 203: Classic Bimbofication with Demi Lardner

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:23:32 GMT

We are coming to Melbourne to do a one night only live show!

You can buy tickets at the link, including tickets to livestream it from anywhere in the world.

This week on the show, Demi Larnder joins us to talk about dick tattoos, custom pornos, and a gentlemen who cheated on his wife.

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Ep. 202: There is No Law Against Feeding Someone Dog Food in the State of New South Wales with Alex Lee

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 19:35:00 GMT

Alex Lee joins tells us about her new podcast Baby Shoes that you should go download. We also try to break the sound barrier (despite the hypocrisy of the ABC), there's a man who's fed dog food to a group of teens, and a viking tries to sell his hair.

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Ep. 201: I Think That's The Plot of Mamma Mia! with Jen Carnovale

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 20:00:00 GMT

Hing tries a looney tunes solution to a gas leak, Ben ruins Paw Patrol for his child, and they're joined by the very funny comedian Jen Carnovale.

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Ep. 200: The Slag Heap Cafe with Demi Lardner

Wed, 21 May 2025 10:40:39 GMT

When we recorded this, none of us realised it was our 200th episode. But it is. Maybe we did know that and we forgot?

Anyway, we're celebrating by doing this episode with Demi Lardner, and we've had to strip the music from the podcast because it turns out "The Pina Colada Song" is very, very copyrighted.

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Ep. 199: Parrot World with Cameron James

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 18:00:00 GMT

Cameron James returns to the podcast to talk about pythons, potions and parrot world.

Cam's on tour, go check out his show here.

Hing is also out on tour across the country. For some shows (Melb and Adelaide), the promo code BENJENKINS will give you a discount.

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Ep. 198: Mad Max Sybian with Tom Walker and Dave Harmon

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 07:59:27 GMT

Ben's away this week at his cousin's wedding, so Hing is teaming up with fully formed person Dave Harmon (Dragon Friends) and also one of twitch.tv's most committed sociologists of internet pervertry, Tom Walker. We chat about BIFL Sex Toys, places to scream, and the ol' workplace bait and switch. Oh also, we talk about Tom's insane trip to the dentist for like the first half an hour.

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Ep. 197: Stinkpiercer with Alex Lee

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 06:31:13 GMT

Asbestos shed update, Paul Kelly gossip, and a cursed sex swing, as Ben and Hing are joined by Alex Lee to go through the best and worst things on offer in the classifieds this week.

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Ep. 196: The Necronomicum with Luka Muller

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 18:35:55 GMT

Luka Muller (triple j) drops by to consider movies with live animals in them, the worst kind of lamp, and the ethics of horse cocks. An absolute belter of an episode.

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Ep. 195: Does Anyone Here Believe in Ghosts?

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 14:38:35 GMT

It's a brand new episode of the podcast with Alex Lee, Danielle Walker and Dave Woodhead. We chat about a terrible bout of gastro, a cheating landlord (or is he?) and a helluva lot about ghosts.

Our next live show is on July 13. And you can get tickets here.

https://improvtheatresydney.com.au/events/michael-hing-ben-jenkins-free-to-a-good-home/

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Ep. 194: We Are Not a Pornographic Podcast with Alexei Toliopoulos and Maddie Parker

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:20:13 GMT

There's been an administrative kerfuffle, resulting in our Patreon being temporarily suspended, but we're back baby. Join us for this wonderful live show with Alexei Toliopoulos and Maddie Parker.

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Ep. 193: Succulent Chinese Neck

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 18:02:40 GMT

Recorded live at Improv Theatre Sydney in Redfern, with special guests Alex Lee, Demi Lardner and Edan Lacey. There was a slight error in the original edit of this episode where the first classified was accidentally left on the cutting room floor. This has now been fixed.

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Ep. 192: Funny Knees - Recorded Live at Improv Theatre Sydney with Tom Walker, Nikki Britton and Ben Ellwood

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 06:16:03 GMT

Ben Jenkins has unfortunately pissed himself to death once again, so please enjoy this live episode with incredible guests Tom Walker, Nikki Britton and Ben Ellwood. We talk about flipping coins, the trading of muppets merchandise, and some inward turning knees.

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Ep. 191: If You Can't Jerk Off in a Winnebago I'll Go Full Sovereign Citizen (Live) with Cameron James, Jen Carnovale and Concetta Caristo

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 18:30:48 GMT

Recorded live at Improv Theatre Sydney in Redfern, thank you to our wonderful guests Cameron James, Jen Carnovale and Concetta Caristo, as well as to the incredible audience. Follow us on facebook, and instagram because we want to start doing some more live shows.

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Ep. 190: Every Kind of Exorcism with Tom Walker, Alex Lee and also Hum

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 07:40:54 GMT

Ben's voice conked out this week, so Tom Walker and Alex Lee come over to do a podcast. We're joined by Hum, who retells a story of teenage exorcism, we hear about a censored joke at Hing's job, and Alex pitches an idea for a legal show that you'll actually want to watch. Also, Hum wants everyone to know that "the boy" referenced in this episode was paid.

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Ep. 189: We Are So Back

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 23:35:18 GMT

After a few busy months away (Ben had a kid, Hing quit his job, Ben's starting something very big, Hing got married), we're back with an update on what we've been up to. No classifieds, nothing to plug, just your best friends in the world hanging out.

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Ep. 188: For Sale: One Self, Never Sucked with Alex Lee, Cameron James and Brett Blake at the Sydney Comedy Festival

Sun, 14 May 2023 13:40:53 GMT

An utterly wild live show with by some of the most turbo chat we've ever done including: what would you do with a vintage bomb? which star trek characters are fully nude? and how would you lick your own arsehole?

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show, and to the Sydney Comedy Store for putting on this filth.

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Ep. 187: You Just Wanna Wash Your Face and you Hit Your Head on a Big Purple Dildo with Jordan Barr and Tom Walker

Sun, 07 May 2023 20:00:57 GMT

Come see the FREE TO A GOOD HOME Live show in Sydney, Saturday May 13 at the Sydney Comedy Store.

Also, Hing's taping a comedy special at the old Giant Dwarf theatre on Saturday May 20. Tickets to both are here:

https://linktr.ee/hingers

This week, Ben's away and Hing is joined by podcast super stars Tom Walker and Jordan Barr to talk about lobsters, dildos and Tom's Angels.

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Ep. 186: The Day the Podcast Died with Grace Jarvis

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 13:05:36 GMT

We're doing a LIVE show at the SYDNEY COMEDY STORE, Saturday MAY 13 with some of our favourite special guests.

This week, however, Ben and Hing are joined by the hilarious Grace Jarvis to talk about Presidential Assassinations, time travel, and a balloon ride.

LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/free-to-a-good-home/

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Ep. 185: The Etiquette of a Joint Account

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 19:00:25 GMT

Ben's back and has some big news. Also Hing's on tour, so go check out his shows. We start off with some race chat and then we mostly talk about joint bank accounts.

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Ep. 184: My Sim is Getting Better and Better at Comedy with Tim Batt and Jordan Barr

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 19:05:53 GMT

Hing is heading to Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra and Melbourne with comedy dates, go see Jordan Barr and Tim Batt in Melbourbne. This Episode contains a wild comedy-revelation from Jordan Barr.

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Ep. 183: On All Fours May Have Been an Exaggeration with Tom Walker and Humyara Mahbub

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 18:30:52 GMT

Hing is joined by Tom Walker and Humyara Mahbub to really go filth mode. You are duly warned. Also, Hing's heading out on tour, so go see him to stand up. Tickets are available here.

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Ep. 182: Gape for a Cure with Greg Larsen

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 19:05:00 GMT

Award-winning comedian and man who's done like 9 epsiodes of this podcast but only like 3 of them have successfully been recorded Mr Greg "Chicken Bones" Larsen joins Ben and Hing to talk about his new charity venture, and we also talk quite a lot about glory holes.

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Ep. 181: Two Rotisserie Chickens with Michelle Brasier

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 19:05:13 GMT

We are joined once again by the actual host of this podcast, Michelle Brasier, to talk about acceptable places to eat a rotisserie chicken, acceptable excuses to skip a wedding, and acceptable fruits to uhhhhh put inside yourself.

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Ep. 180: Theatrical Knife Fight with Max Lavergne

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:56:39 GMT

Literary author and podcast Max Lavergne joins us to talk about $50,000 worth of Gatorade, James Bond's latest venture, and whether or not you're allowed to wear a stylish sword in public.

Check out Max's podcast here.

Watch the trailer for Hing's new TV special here.

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Ep. 179: Four Times the Recommended Dose of Adult Cough Syrup

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 19:05:20 GMT

Hing and Ben are joined by podcasting royalty Cameron James to talk about his brand new series FINDING YEEZUS, and also a divorced man with a foot pillow.

Also, our Dungeons & Dragons podcast Dragon Friends is doing a WEREWOLF show in Melbourne at Comedy Republic.

Tickets available here.

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Ep. 178: Please, Mr Bukkake Was My Father with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 20:00:58 GMT

Ben's away this week, so Tom and Demi are here to talk about some faulty boots that aren't faulty, a couple after a live-in cat girl, and a bro wo wants to start a jiu jitsu house.

Also, Hing is doing some shows at the Sydney Fringe Festival this coming week September 28 - October 1, tickets from fringecomedy.com.au

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Ep. 177: Live in Melbourne with Tim Hewitt, Jordan Barr and Hum (Lemon on it to Keep it Fresh!)

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 20:30:19 GMT

On this episode we're joined by some sensational guests to chat about fraudulent feet pics, a vampiric cup, and heaps more.

Hing is doing some trial shows of new material at the Sydney Fringe. Wed 28 Sep - Sat 01 Oct 2022 at the Factory Theatre. Tickets from http://fringecomedy.com.au

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Ep. 176 - Not The Official FTAGH Stance on Blood with Alexei Toliopoulos

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:55:31 GMT

Australia's own bon vivant Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to talk movies, heroin, and Ben and Alexei get into a bidding war for an animatronic tree.

Tickets for our Melbourne show are sold out BUT you can buy some LIVE STREAMING TIX here! https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/77204

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Ep. 175 - Sexual Barn with James Hennessy

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 09:13:18 GMT

James Hennessy joins us to talk threatening birds, karate, and we share some exotic sodies from around the globe.

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Ep. 174: Oblivious to a Break Up with Demi Lardner

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 04:42:50 GMT

We're doing a LIVE SHOW in MELBOURNE on September 2- get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/77204

This week, Ben's away (presumed dead) and Demi Larder from BST.png kindly steps in to NOT have her crotch vacuumed, but we do talk a fair bit about model race cars.

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Ep. 173 - What the HELL are you doing with Paul Williams

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:09:52 GMT

Paul Williams joins us and we spend the overwhelming majority of our time discussing Hing's time at the medieval fair.

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Ep. 172 - Rod Stewart Chicken with Phoebe Roy

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 10:03:09 GMT

Phoebe Roy from the Masters of Our Domain podcast joins us to talk inflatable chairs, how to shoot a goose, and we put a call out to our listeners for stories of finding porno caches in the woods.

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Ep. 171 - Whither The Whoopie Cushion With Alex Lee

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 01:11:11 GMT

Podcast favourite joins us with some technical difficulties to discuss some kind of sad prank, how Hum is Not Built Different After All and Ben spends quite a while talking about Academy Award Winner Richard Jenkins.

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Ep. 170 - The Sleeve with Humyara Mahbub and Imran Zaidi

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 10:33:53 GMT

This week, we're joined by one of the all time great twitter personalities Imran Zaidi (Brooks Otterslake) all the way from Canada, and one of the all time great people to get our episodes flagged by Spotify, Humyara Mahbub to talk about the world of fencing, catering a wedding, and a terrifying sleeve.

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Ep. 169 - Please Don't Summon Satan with Jack Druce

Fri, 27 May 2022 05:57:05 GMT

Jack Druce joins us to chat his long standing blood feud with Ben, the time Hing agreed to ruin someone's life, and a heartwarming Mrs Doubtfire farce for the OnlyFans age.

You can get tix to the taping of Jack's special here!

https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/54718

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Ep. 168 - Technical Difficulties with Cameron Duggan

Mon, 16 May 2022 10:28:46 GMT

Cam Duggan from The Mug Off joins us to chat Ben's whacky medical condition, a man who just wants to return a cat, and we have a truly record breaking number of technical difficulties.

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Ep. 167 - Live From Melbourne with Zoë Coombs Marr, Melanie Bracewell and Guy Montgomery

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 06:47:31 GMT

The haters and losers said it could never be done, but here is an AUDIO RECORDING of a LIVE FREE TO A GOOD HOME SHOW.

Recorded on the last day of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and featuring Zoë Coombs Marr, Guy Montgomery and Melanie Bracewell.

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Ep. 166 - Whacky Medical Condition with Tom Walker

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 01:26:53 GMT

Tom Walker joins us from Covid isolation at the Melbourne Comedy Festival to chat bananas, shirtless streaming, and Mo drops by again to say hi and give Tom some advice.

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Ep. 165 - Eating a Plane with Luka Muller

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:53:42 GMT

Luka Muller joins us to chat eating various kids of large transport, two KFC doors for sale, and we revisit the unsettling market for pieces of human hair.

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Ep. 164 - Breakfast Gimp with Michelle Brasier

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:57:12 GMT

Official Host of the Program Michelle Brasier joins us to talk Adelaide, dodgy burlesque and we relitigate wheels v doors.

Tickets for our Melbourne show on sale NOW!

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Ep. 163 - Wheels or Doors with Greg Larsen

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 04:33:29 GMT

Hing comes up with a waste management system that involves throwing garbage at an old man, Greg reveals why he was called "Chicken Bones" for a time, and Ben makes everyone argue about whether there are more wheels or doors in the world.

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Ep. 162 - Franz Kafka's Bug Court

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 02:30:17 GMT

Without a lot of exaggeration, this entire episode is about Michael Hing's couch.

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Ep. 161 - Trash Compactor Cube Death with Demi Lardner

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 05:22:36 GMT

Demi joins us to talk rats tails, parenting, and we plan the cube heist of the century.

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Ep. 160 - Mild, Ongoing Antagonism with Guy Montgomery and Tom Walker

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 08:58:30 GMT

Tom Walker takes the co-host role this week with our guest Guy Montgomery. We chat embarrassing hobbies, sharing fast food, and the many character flaws of Michael Hing.

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Ep. 159 - Daniel Day-Lewis As The Grinch with Tim Batt

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 09:26:59 GMT

Tim Batt joins us to further discuss the cockroaches in Hing's apartment, things that do and do not make your parents proud, and an over-enthusiastic Grinch for hire.

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Ep. 158 - An Embarrassment of Roaches with Hum

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 04:32:42 GMT

In this special end of year episode, Hum joins us to talk the year that was 2021, goblins and the apartment that she and Hing just bought that is filling with bugs.

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Ep. 157 - Gooch Dominoes with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 06:54:02 GMT

Demi and Tom grab a sodie and get ready to godie with us as they discuss putting a whole lightbulb in your mouth, cures for back pain, and our upcoming live show at the Comedy Store.

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Ep. 156 - I've Got My Sodie and I'm Ready To Godie with Dave Harmon

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 08:42:26 GMT

We join Dave Harmon in his own nice house to talk rabbit jealousy, the ways in which Michael Hing is weird about weddings, and Ben learns we have a live show in two weeks. Tickets here. https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/free-to-a-good-home/

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Ep. 155 - Deceptively Small Spinning Top with Guy Montgomery

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 09:00:28 GMT

Guy Montgomery joins us to chat Hing's brand new spinning top, walking tours and we spend a disconcerting amount of time interrogating whether Guy would sleep with a dugong.

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Ep. 154: You Don't Want to See Me Before My Morning Humiliation with Tom Walker

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 12:28:57 GMT

Hing is doing a Big Live Stand Up Show at The Comedy Store in Sydney. November 19th! Come along!

In this episode, Ben's away, and Hing has invited Tom Walker on to confront him about a genuine point of friction between the two of them, and also we do one of the most upsetting riffs you may ever hear on the podcast.

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Ep. 153 - We Don't Read a Single Classified with Hot Dub Time Machine

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 07:47:10 GMT

On this episode, international DJ and very old friend Tom Lowndes sets out to distract us from getting to a single ad. He succeeds.

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Ep. 152 - The Hunter Becomes The Hunted with jack Druce

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 08:24:58 GMT

Ben's away this week, so Hing is joined by his very first podcasting partner comedian Jack Druce, to go through the insane real estate mailing list Hing has found himself on. Also, we talk about robbing people with a big gun.

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Ep 151 - Hing Bought The Expensive Spinning Top with Concetta Caristo

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 06:54:24 GMT

Concetta Caristo joins us to talk Byron Bay Facebook marketplace, Ben has a health scare and Hing finally buys an expensive spinning top.

This ep is brought to you by our mates at Rode, check them out here www.rode.com

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Ep 150 - Surprisingly Heavy Cube with Ben Lee

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 04:53:50 GMT

Ben Lee joins us to chat giraffe costumes, the chance of a life time at Movie World and pitches us a series of rom com ideas.

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Ep 149 - Snagglepuss II with Carl Tart

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 03:51:42 GMT

Carl Tart joins us to talk second hand cars, perverted Funko Pop memories and all the Australian basketballers that he hates.

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Ep 148 - Hockey Possum with Danielle Walker

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 09:05:48 GMT

Danielle Walker joins us to talk ghost writing erotic novels, a very bad landlord indeed and Danielle tells us some of my God just the saddest stories from her childhood.

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Ep 147 - Shameful Mint Budget with Rajat Suresh

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 05:52:51 GMT

Rajat Suresh joins us all the way from the US to talk about why Hing will never get a home loan, proposing via cicadas and whether or not Ben should have given his car to an old lady he didn't know.

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Ep 146 - Honk or Neigh with Dee Fidge

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 22:26:32 GMT

Dee Fidge joins us to chat cat fight training, tomatoes, and when it is okay to be nude.

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Ep 145 - Forever Dad with Tom Cardy

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 03:09:29 GMT

Tom Cardy joins us to talk about how birds have sex, and so on.

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Ep 144 - Activate Skeleton Mode with Alex Lee

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 02:32:06 GMT

Alex Lee joins us to chat parenting strategy, the illegal skeleton trade and how you need to be a "husband first, and a pervert second."

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Ep. 143: The Salieri of Wedgies with Jacob Reed

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 14:36:19 GMT

Jacob Reed (UCB Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins us all the way from Los Angeles to chat about the time he was scammed, and how he has gone to unwittingly help the scammer, 30 frozen rats, and jealousy regardiing a certain Big Green Ass.

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Ep. 142 - Rolling Sting Jim with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 06:38:42 GMT

In this episode, we are joined by the hosts of BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG to discuss sex rope, large cats, and to roast Ben for a sold ten minutes on wanting to fuck various items in a magic shop.

If you would like to see a picture of the large cat we discuss called Loafer, Ben will put it up on his twitter.

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Ep. 141: Talk To Your Partner with Jon Gabrus

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 11:21:09 GMT

This week, we are joined by an absolute legend of the game. Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty, Comedy Bang! Bang!, The Gino Lombardo Show) joins us to go through the best and worst things to talk about, including a man who won't stop eating ants, a fight in a barn, and a question about a taboo internet account.

Go follow Jon on social media @gabrus please keep the classifieds coming in. Actually, if you're reading this, we recorded an episode of the pod with Becky Lucas, and we're just waiting to get her part of the audio, so if we ever get that, you'll get that ep.

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Ep. 140: Dead Hamsters and Lazy Moe's with Danielle Walker and Tom Walker

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Look, in this episode, Ben's away. We talk a lot about dead animals, but then we talk about the most fucked restaurant (non-theatre category).

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Ep. 139: Your Sympathy Is Only Making Things Worse, Brandy with Brandy Jensen

Wed, 19 May 2021 21:53:00 GMT

Brandy Jensen from Gawker joins us to discuss literally not one single classified, but instead listens patiently to Hing explaining the worst four days of his life. There is also some discussion about which animals we all think we could best in combat.

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Ep. 138: Nicholas Cage's Throne Collection with Jordan Morris

Sun, 09 May 2021 08:12:30 GMT

Jordan Morris (JJGO, Bubble) joins us this week to chat about a non-union slap fight, the capital of Ecuador, and Nicholas Cage's collection of thrones.

If you're a fan of Jordan, you can pre-order signed copies of his new graphic novel BUBBLE from this link: https://www.booksoup.com/pre-order-copy-bubble-signed-jordan-morris

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Ep. 137: This is Now a True Crime Podcast with Matt Christman

Sat, 01 May 2021 21:00:00 GMT

We're joined by Matt Christman from the Chapo Trap House podcast to talk about a surprised tombstone, giant goldfish and a male models you can paint at your hen's night. Also, Ben resurfaces his Julia Roberts/Oceans 12 theory, once again.

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Ep. 136: All You Deserve Is Death (Bonus Episode with Jess Perkins from Do Go On)

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 12:35:00 GMT

They said it couldn't be done, but here it is. The hilarious Jess Perkins from the very popular Do Go On podcast is our wonderful guest this week, and by 'our guest' what I mean is, my guest, as Ben is away. I've been wanting to do an episode with Jess for ages so we could plug our radio show's podcast Simply The Jest, but also, we did kind of think that a third episode with Tom Walker would not be good for anyone's mental health.

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Ep. 135 - A Guide On How to Interact, As A Fan

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 10:11:28 GMT

Hing is doing his stand up show in Sydney THIS WEEK. 22-24 of April at the Factory Theatre. Please come! FTAGH Fans are the best people to talk to, and as you'll find out in this podcast, som other podcast fans are not!

Ben's away this week, so Tom Walker sits in as carryover champ. We once again talk about Tom trying to suck his own dick, but then we get to the classifieds - a caravan that's never been wanked in, a man who wants to be dominated with your socks, and the eternal question - would you risk $50 fo the chance to meet Steve Harvey?

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Ep .134 - Twelve Dimensional Dipshit Chess with Tom Walker

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 05:56:31 GMT

Hing is away this episode (dead, oh no!), so Ben and Tom Walker do what people will come to loosely describe as "An episode of Free To A Good Home".

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Ep 133 - The Net Worth of The Edge with Tom Cardy

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 06:49:00 GMT

Tom Cardy of the Lulu Raes, Dragon Friends and Internet Fame joins us to discuss a maid with a twist, novelty cocaine signage and why Ben's Zoom H6 is so fucking sticky.

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Ep. 132 - Ruining Whistler's Mother with Luka Muller

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Luka Muller joins us again to upset the citizens of Perth, discuss a the construction of a makeshift sauna and return to (?) the thorny question of whether Mr Bean is an alien.

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Ep. 131: How to Train a Guide Dog with Michelle Brasier and Greg Larsen

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 03:14:33 GMT

Ben's away this week. So Hing is joined by Michelle Brasier and Greg Larsen via THE INTERNET to chat about how to get rid dog remains, an Australian fight club, a cat who wants a clown, and a brand new MICHELLE BRASIER MYSTERY.

Greg, Michelle and Hing are all performing at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in March, go check them out!

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Ep. 130 - Waiting For Dildo with Dave Woodhead

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 01:31:00 GMT

Triple J's Dave Woodhead joins us for a VERY rude episode of FTAGH. Dildos, bongs, a dildo that is a bong -- things of that nature. Disgusting.

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Ep 129 - The Bumpus Levels In This Room with Hum

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 01:43:00 GMT

Hum joins Hing and Ben and we talk about a very specific artistic brief, the wash up from the Hottest 100, and spend what many may describe as "an unentertaining amount of time" trying to remember all ten commandments.

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Ep 128 - One or Two of Booby Doo with Cam James

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 01:35:59 GMT

Cam James joins us in Hing's parent's lounge room to talk aggressive bakery owners, perfectly normal pickle juice consumption, and pornographic Garfield art.

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Ep 127 - A Christmas Carol with David Harmon

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 01:09:13 GMT

In this heartwarming retelling of the timeless classic, David Harmon is visited on Christmas Eve by two podcasters who complain about the sound of his air conditioner.

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Ep 126 - The Malteser Falcon with Danielle Walker

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 02:28:08 GMT

Danielle Walker joins us to talk Christmas decorations, tattoos and whether or not Ben would make a good detective (he would).

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Ep 125 - Stash of Rabbits with Sam Taunton

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 22:00:00 GMT

Sam Taunton lets us into his palatial mansion to talk skeleton dolls, fancy sex shops and Hing's Mrs Doubtfire-esque situation with his two therapists.

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Ep 125 - The Starcraft of the Olympics

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 06:12:00 GMT

Hing and Ben are joined by NOBODY to talk snooty weddings, olympic table tennis and streakers.

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Ep 124 - I Studied Linguine at University with Alexei Toliopoulos

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 08:57:00 GMT

Alexei Toliopoulos joins Ben and Hing to talk Ooshies, the "teen buzz" craze of the late 2000s and concrete.

He has a brand new podcast out with Cameron James called Finding Desperado, which is the sequel to Finding Drago -- one of FTAGH's favourite podcasts of all time.

https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/finding-drago/introducing-finding-desperado/12807304

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Bonus Ep - Pilates Reformer: The Reckoning with Michelle Brasier

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:13:41 GMT

A very special bonus ep from lockdown's own Liam Neeson, Michelle Brasier.

We were gonna make this a Patreon exclusive, but it has been such a journey, we thought it should go out on the "scum feed".

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Ep 123 - Very Problematic Clock with Ben Russell

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 01:30:14 GMT

Ben Russell joins us to talk The Wiggles, smarties and how long you need to know someone before you can tell them you dreamed about them.

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Bonus Ep - Update on Michelle's Pilates Reformer

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 02:56:57 GMT

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Ep 122 - I Am Riddled With Empathy, It’s Disgusting with Michelle Brasier

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 09:26:48 GMT

Michelle Brasier joins us to talk dog food, picnics and has the most incredible response we've ever had to the boilerplate new guest question “have you ever sold or bought anything online”.

You can get some bonus eps of this pod and force us to make more of the regular show here https://www.patreon.com/FTAGH

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Ep 121 - Corpse Cannon with Tim Batt

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 23:26:47 GMT

Tim Batt joins Hing and Ben to discuss funerals, bargain coffins and an infuriatingly complex set up to a shitty joke.

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Ep 120 - A Golden Ticket To The Factory Where They Make Fuck Heads with Naomi Higgins

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 00:48:27 GMT

Naomi Higgins of the Batch Bitch Podcast joins Ben and Hing to talk about swords, screaming and horny circus people.

NOTE: Sorry, Ben's mic is a little HOT in this ep, we're using new software but we'll get it sorted eventually.

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Ep 119 - Fifty Jugs of Piss with Guy Montgomery

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 23:22:40 GMT

New Zealand's own special little fella, Guy Montgomery, joins Ben and Hing to talk big jugs of piss, "windy sticks" and a 3D model of an ex-boyfriend's brain.

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Ep 118 - Danielle Walker Cannot Read with Danielle Walker

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 23:00:00 GMT

Danielle Walker joins us to chat exotic plants, financial advice from a famous ghost and Ben doesn't have coronavirus (currently).

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Ep 117 - Check Your Yowie Privilege with Mark Bonanno

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 00:28:00 GMT

Aunty Donna's Mark Bonanno joins us to talk elusive cryptids, a great place to scream in Boston and Ben becomes furious at a hypothetical dinner party.

If you'd like to join The Hall of Cowards on our Patreon, head to www.patreon.com/FTAGH

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Ep 116 - His Feet Were Disgusting with Luka Muller

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 02:07:00 GMT

Luka Muller joins Ben and Hing to talk Frasier Crane pornography, terrible parenting and the Senior Senator from Juggalotopia.

We also announce some changes to our Patreon at the top of this ep. If you feel like starting or stopping giving us money for this show, head to patreon.com/FTAGH

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Ep 115 - Beaten To Death By Your Own Skeleton with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 02:03:24 GMT

Tom and Demi from bigsofttitty.png join us to talk the hierarchy of weird pets, cat milk, and when the bank calls you because you bought a carrot.

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Ep 114 - It Has Been, at Points, a Delight with Ben McLeay

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 09:37:27 GMT

In an episode recorded one month ago and previously thought lost to the sands of time, Ben McLeay joins us to chat French pornography, steroids and troubling Pixar tie-in merch.

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Ep 113 - Non-Sexual Frog Purchase with Naomi Higgins

Tue, 26 May 2020 06:07:57 GMT

Naomi Higgins joins Ben and Hing to chat bee-law, burping and how Cool and Chill and Beautiful Hum is.

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Ep 112 - Uncle O'Grimacey with Naaman Zhou

Sat, 02 May 2020 04:17:00 GMT

Naaman Zhou joins Hing and Ben to talk a lot about McDonalds.

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Ep 111 - You Can’t Make Deals With a Magical Beast with Alexei Toliopoulos

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 06:01:39 GMT

Alexei joins Ben and Hing to talk Viking Zoom Ceremonies, Greek Easter and some idiot asking people on Facebook to take his washing machine for 8 months.

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Ep 110 - Crisis Beans with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 02:12:00 GMT

Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery of The Worst Idea of All Time join Ben and Hing to chat bank vaults, bin-night etiquette and relationship-destroying bean hoards.

You can check out Tim and Guy's YouTube Red pilot right here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebs0C1Wk0gE&t=1s

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Ep 109 - The Full Toilet Experience with Alex Lee

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 11:03:00 GMT

Ben, Hing and Alex chat human toilets, Nazi forks, and faking your own death - all from the comfort and safety of our homes.

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Ep 108 - Fifty Monkeys and Fifty Typewriters with Tom Walker

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 09:49:00 GMT

Hing gets an invite to MC a Nude Wedding, Tom reflects on having his employment opportunities dashed by a vicious rumour, and Ben lies about The Witcher.

We're currently selling Dragon Friends pins to raise money for the Red Cross bushfire recovery effort. You can find them at the Dragon Friends website.

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Ep. 107: Spooge McDuck

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:25:30 GMT

Ben and Hing are back with a special outdoor episode they had to record in Ben's backyard because his baby was asleep inside and there was no way Ben was going to let this bullshit wake up his precious little guy. Sounds good tho!

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Ep. 106: Bring a Bathing Suit, Don't Bring Any Sauce

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:58:07 GMT

We say at the top of this episode that this is the final episode. It's not the final episode. But it is an episode!

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Ep. 105: Sir, I Cannot in Good Conscience Serve You The McNuggets

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 11:19:45 GMT

It's been a few weeks, but we've managed to work out how to remotely record episodes! Your two favourite semi-regular podcasts hosts trawl through the week's classifieds and discuss: Fight Clubs (send us your stories!), Garfield memorabilia, the kids' menu and lots, lots more.

Oh, also, Hing is thinking about becoming an Australian Senator.

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Ep. 104: Us Hodgsons Have Tiny Dicks

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 13:33:43 GMT

No guest this week! Big news is contained within this pod. Also, Hing is about to tour to Adelaide if you want to see him do stand up comedy. Please send us some more classifieds.

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Ep. 103: Underwater Hockey with Guy Williams

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 21:13:25 GMT

Guy Williams joins us to talk Michael Hing's old dreadlocks, professional trampolining and cursed pyramid rocks.

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Ep. 102: A Small Minority of You Asked For This with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 10:51:59 GMT

FTAGH is joined by comedians and housemates Demi Lardner and Tom Walker to talk about concrete shoes, a lost twink, and some very disturbing portraiture of Demi.

Also, there are two live episodes we recoreded (eps 100 and 101) that will be out soon on our Patreon feed, and eventually will be released here

Also, also, Hing started a hotline you can call him on - 1300 941 466 - and you should call him on that and leave a message. Ideally a confession.

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Ep. 99: Swole Odie with Liz Kingsman

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 00:31:15 GMT

Liz Kingsman joins us to talk the merits of inheriting an amusement park, the physics of the Garfield universe and we have a law question answered by friend and wife of the podcast, Anya.

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Ep. 98: The Bottom of the Human Pyramid with Clare Cavanagh

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 11:42:18 GMT

Clare Cavanagh joins us to talk bespoke mouthguards, a fake mugging and we try a very fancy soft drink.

You can get tickets to her fringe show here! https://www.facebook.com/events/199835974218288/

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Ep. 97: The Anti-Cellar Door with Tom Cashman

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 14:52:22 GMT

Boy Howdy, it's a good chunky ep this week. Ben has some huge news for you all, we discuss a barrell with the worst contents, an unloved cat and an "absolute cunt" of a playstation.

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Ep. 96: Good Kissers, Love Kissing with Ben Russell

Fri, 27 Jul 2018 07:47:06 GMT

We are dropping into your podcast feed with a brand new episode of the very podcast you love, Free to a Good Home.

Please enjoy this offering.

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Ep. 95: Dr Pepper Warmed Up in a Bowl with Alice Snedden

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:02:14 GMT

Alice Snedden joins us to talk fizzy soup, memey blowjobs, and becomes furious about a mishapen Ritz cracker.

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Lipstick Bear with Jack Druce and Guy Montgomery

Thu, 03 May 2018 04:54:20 GMT

Hing recorded this episode during the comedy festival with Jack Druce and Guy Montgomery, but only just got around to uploading it. It's real good despite the fact that Hing is a disorganised idiot. There's some men who want to watch a woman give live birth while on mushrooms, a bear with lipstick, and a longish discussion about a testicle rodeo. Also, I'm Hing, writing this now, come see me do stand up in Sydney at the SCF, 9-12 of May at the Factory Theatre.

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Ep.93: That Is A Lot Of Yikes In One Ad with Balfies

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 22:19:29 GMT

Emma Balfour joins us to chat wee therapy, haunted clocks and we discover something absolutely explosive about an ad from Melbourne.

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Ep. 92: Just Put Me In a Bag with Alexei Toliopoulos

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 04:35:56 GMT

Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to chat laundry heists, hobbits and his run in with a real like (not real) vampire.

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Ep. 91: The Royal Hypothetical with Ben Mcleay (Audio Fixed Hopefully)

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 08:22:38 GMT

This week we are joined by Ben Mcleay (@thomas_violence) to chat several hypotheticals including both the mad dictator of the third reich and also her majesty.

Also, if you're in Melbourne, go see Hing do his stand up show The Ethics of Punching a Nazi at the Comedy Festival.

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Ep.90: Questions Are Unnecessary with Ange Lavoipierre

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 22:36:18 GMT

Comedian, journalist and cellist Ange Lavoipierre joins us to chat animal psychics, weird fan mail and the merits of art in general.

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Ep. 89: Hey Check This Out with Guy Montgomery

Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:53:18 GMT

I don't want to oversell this, but if you've ever wanted to hear Guy Montgomery (TWIOAT) divulge some very embarrassing secrets, do listen. Also, listener correspondence, Dracula's, and Bee Movie.

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Ep.88: Could You Please Just Pick Me Up with Patrick Connor

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 05:40:01 GMT

Patrick Connor joins us to chat punishment doritos, a sparkly rat, and which fruit is the sexiest.

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Ep.87: Mean Ants with Alex Lee

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:42:27 GMT

Alex Lee joins us to talk Mean Ants, live-streamed funerals and road-testing a sex dungeon.

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Ep. 86: Welcome to WacDonalds with Jordan Raskopoulos

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:29:14 GMT

There is a point towards the end of this episode where I laughed so hard we had to stop recording because I snotted on myself. -Hing

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#85. Karate Influencer with Naomi Higgins

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 01:06:23 GMT

Naomi Higgins joins us to chat human hair, Mrs Doubtfire and the best case scenario for a karate expert.

Check out Naomi's new ABC show here! (http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/fresh-blood-why-are-you-like-this/LE1687H001S00)

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Ep. 84: Ben Only Knows One Fact with Andy Matthews

Wed, 29 Nov 2017 00:59:07 GMT

Andy Matthews joins us to talk buying nine (9) doors, dog skeletons and an anamatronic band.

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Ep. 83: The Golf is Optional with Demi Lardner

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:11:53 GMT

Comedian and small goblin Demi Lardner joins Hing and Ben to write a sequel to Space Jam, find a place for straight guys to jack off aaaand solve the mystery of two clowns who are down to .. fuck.

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Ep. 82: Tim The Babadook with Matt Roden

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:19:00 GMT

Matt Roden joins us to talk camper vans, true wiccan love in Queensland and Dunston Checks In.

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Ep.81: Fuck Up Your Life with Ben Russell

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 23:27:22 GMT

Ben Russell joins us to chat lost rings, El Naked Chef and an intriguing offer from a lunatic in Florida.

Ben is extremely hungover throughout.

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Ep. 80:- Pocket Full of Mice with Becky Lucas

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 11:24:27 GMT

Becky Lucas has returned to the show as our guest this week! We talk about JOing over model trains, honouring veterans, and Ben remembers a very traumatic memory from his childhood. It's a good'un.

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Ep 79 - Want To Do That with Tom Ballard and Tim Hewitt

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 12:33:38 GMT

Ben's still in Italy, but we've run out of pre-recorded episodes (calendars are VERY tricky), so this week, Tom Ballard and Tim Hewitt join Hing to chat about mechanical bulls, cum tubes annnnd a weird prank from Hing's childhood where you try and piss through someone's legs.

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Ep. 78: SteamSharks with Bart Freebairn

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 11:43:58 GMT

Bart Freebairn joins us to discuss and dad music, the X-Men and the most disastrous gigs we've ever witnessed. We also induct some listeners into the newly minted Hall of Cowards.

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Ep. 77: The Criterion Cum Sock Collection with Andrew Levins

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 21:10:07 GMT

Andrew Levins joins us and brings the tone right down. We're sorry.

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Ep 76: Coinography with Guy Montgomery and Alex Lee

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:25:47 GMT

Hing has regrettably been hit by a train and is dead so Alex Lee fills in for him as we're joined by Guy Montgomery to talk acursed dolls, love torches, and eat some incredible snacks sent in by Chiharu Nishimoto.

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Ep. 75: Zooper Dooper Parity with Cameron Duggan

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 02:02:42 GMT

Cam Duggan joins us to eat mexican snacks (thank you so much Valdemar) and talk stuffed dogs, mystery meat and a pube-conscious vampire.

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Ep. 74: Two Organic Creamies with Simon Greiner

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 03:10:46 GMT

Simon Greiner joins us to chat ghost dads, softcore pornography mags and nude volleyball.

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Ep. 73: Some Jazzy/Bluesy/Funky Grooves with Alexei Toliopoulos

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 05:36:28 GMT

Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to eat some insanely crunchy chips.

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Ep.72: Weird Shark Tooth with Jenna Owen

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 03:01:36 GMT

Jenna Owen joins us to chat Asimov's erotic laws of robotics, dodgy space-rocks and the world of Fin-Dom.

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Ep. 71: I am Sane and Professional With Alex Lee

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 22:24:45 GMT

Alex Lee joins us to talk amatuer preppers, inept domain squatters and Hing's ongoing struggle to provide our listeners with jazz apples.

To support the show on Patreon head to patreon.com/FTAGH why not!

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Ep. 70: Gerald Chongus with Cameron James

Sun, 06 Aug 2017 22:58:49 GMT

Cam James stops by to talk changing your name to a swear word, anti-divorce spells and discovers that Hing once believed Koreans to be magic.

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Ep. 69 - Martha, I'm Trapped in a Bird with Victoria Zerbst

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 03:36:28 GMT

Victoria Zerbst joins us to talk the purchase of stars, online pranks and an absolutely intriguing pest control service.

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Ep. 68 - Beloved and Extremely Racist Puppet with Mark Sutton

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:02:04 GMT

Mark Sutton joins us to talk the golden age of Australian children's television, Antiques Roadshow and bird penises.

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Ep. 67. An Increasingly Suspicious Nude Old Man With Tom Ballard

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 02:42:22 GMT

Tom Ballard joins Hing and Ben to talk blood, the invention of the couch and to refuse Ben's many and generous offers of soft drinks.

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Ep. 66 Ping! with Scott Huntington

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 01:51:46 GMT

We are joined by Scott Huntington to talk pizza scams, a baffling job as an Irish husband impersonator and the miriad difficulties encountered while converting scorpions into money.

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Ep. 65: #mudmouth with Becky Lucas and Cameron James

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 02:25:23 GMT

We're joined by Becky Lucas and Cameron James to talk about powerful crystals, the Innovations catalogue and how to jerk off a bee.

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Ep. 64: The Full Boyfriend Experience with Tom Walker and Alex Lee

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 23:11:52 GMT

Hing and Ben shake things up with not one but TWO guests! Alex Lee joins us again alongside Tom Walker and we discuss a tempting investment in counterfiet money, an exclusive and sexy club and an extremele convoluted way of breaking up with someone.

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Ep. 63: The OportoMobile with Alex Lee

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 03:58:00 GMT

Alex Lee joins Ben and Hing to talk naked handymen, accidentally uncover an illicit drug ring in Perth and issue a shameful correction from last week's Wind In The Willows chat.

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Ep. 62: If You Can Drive a Car You Can Build a Car with Mark Sutton

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:50:57 GMT

Ben and Hing are joined by Mark Sutton to talk about the Wind-in-the-willows-verse, a tempting offer for an amateur taxidermist, using stranger's toilets and the trails and tribulations of poor old Morty.

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Ep. 61: Like a Handjob from a Baseball Glove with Bec Shaw

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 06:06:07 GMT

Brocklesnitch joins Hing and Ben to chat about a man seeking a man, some giveaway stew, and maybe the clumsiest kind of hand job you could imagine. Hing is also recording his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney Aug 5, so come along to that.

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EP. 60: M'ilk with Tommy Dassalo

Sat, 25 Jun 2016 13:30:08 GMT

Tommy Dassalo returns. This episode, we open with about 10 minutes of stuff that isn't classifieds, we also broach jet skis, a man who wants a good chasing, adult breastfeeding and a scientist who wants you to fuck their robot.

Also, Hing is filming his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney, Aug 5, so get along to that you little rascals.

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59 - Candy Apocalypse with Alex Lee

Mon, 23 May 2016 03:47:09 GMT

Hing & Ben are back from the long cold winter/summer depending on your hemisphere. Please rate and review this in iTunes or whereever you get your podcasts. We're joined by long time friend of the show, comedian Alex Lee to talk about a man who wants to be put in a dishwasher, another thing does anyone read these? and also, a moral conundrum - The Candy Apocalypse.

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Ep. 58: How Do I Haunt Thee? Let Me Count The Ways with James Colley

Sat, 05 Sep 2015 04:22:43 GMT

We're joined by writer, comedian and Human Dog James Colley and talk rubbish oranges, kitten hire, broken ouija boards and Ben proves he can double numbers for a while.

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Ep. 57: A Certain Unnamed Spooky Theatre Restaurant with Cameron James

Tue, 25 Aug 2015 05:08:13 GMT

We're doing a live show for Sydney Fringe! Come along to that. Also, comedian and podcaster Cameron James joins us to chat about a lot of things but most importantly the time he worked at a certain, unnamed, spooky theatre restaurant.

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Ep. 55: Milk Champagne with Penny Greenhalgh

Sun, 12 Jul 2015 15:45:45 GMT

Award winning comedian, Penny Greenhalgh joins us to chat about firearm safety, Hing's soulmate and an apartment that seems perfect, until it isn't.

Free to a Good Home Live is happening this Thursday, 16th of July at Giant Dwarf Theatre in Sydney. Get along!

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Ep. 54: Possum. I Put My Finger in a Possum's Mouth with Greg Larsen

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 15:14:45 GMT

Greg Larsen (Skills in Time, Fancy Boy, How Not To Behave) comes by the FTAGH studios to chat about Man Caves, Hitler's Gravy Boat, and a guy who wants you to put nails through his nutsack.

Free to a Good Home Live is happening on July 16th in Sydney, at the Giant Dwarf Theatre. Tickets available from http://giantdwarf.com.au/

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Ep. 53: B.A.D. COMEDY with Alex Lee & Aaron Chen

Sun, 28 Jun 2015 13:49:24 GMT

Ben's away this week, so Alex Lee sits in for Ben and youngest comedian in existence, Aaron Chen joins us to talk about his failed Gumtree Comedy Venture and the best and worst classifieds from the week.

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Ep. 52: Mi Crab Meat Su Crab Meat with Bish Marzook

Sun, 21 Jun 2015 14:41:38 GMT

We're joined by comedian Bish Marzook to chat about free roosters in Tasmania, Kevin Kostner's Water World, and a man who got a deal on imitation crab meat.

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Ep. 51: Screaming into the Grand Canyon For Christmas with Lee Naimo

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 10:20:19 GMT

Lee Naimo from the Axis of Awesome returns to the podcast. In this week's episode, a definitely legitimate masturbation study, Yowies, annnnd we talk about the time Ben and Lee met Rob Schneider

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Ep. 50: Into the Dragon's Den with Gen Fricker

Sun, 07 Jun 2015 16:33:27 GMT

This week on the podcast, Hing is a monster to the very funny Genevieve Fricker (triple j). We talk about a fridge full of Jurassic Park the game SNES cartridges, a bag of cat fur, and Pog Slammers.

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Ep. 49: Get in the Millennium Falcon with Steen Raskopoulos

Sun, 31 May 2015 14:55:25 GMT

Finally! We get the hilarious Steen Raskopoulos on the podcast. We chat about a free taxi service, a blue-shirt watch, and we do our best Chewbacca impressions.

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Ep. 48: Jack's Terrible Resume with Chas Licciardello

Sun, 24 May 2015 14:33:26 GMT

Chas (Ben's boss) visits for a v. fun ep. We chat about World Turtle Day, Hing and Ben do gig chat, how do you pronounce Lesotho, and that's all before we even get into the classifieds.

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Ep. 47: I'm Not an Accountant with Steph Harmon

Sun, 17 May 2015 15:44:46 GMT

Editor of Junkee amd purveyor of all things pop culture, Steph Harmon joins us to chat about BIRTHDAYS, fancy pigeons, and Hing has a weird flash back.

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Ep. 46: BYO Boot Polish with Tommy Dassalo

Sun, 10 May 2015 14:07:37 GMT

Tommy Dassalo joins Hing and Ben to chat about a stolen boat, 'race play' and the 2006 French film Poltergay.

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Ep. 45: Bring Us Your Tired, Your Hungry, Your Poor and your Buckets of Cats with Nazeem Hussain

Sun, 03 May 2015 15:55:53 GMT

Stand up comedian and star of Legally Brown, the very funny Nazeem Hussain drops by to chat about some German postage, a man who wants revenge sex, and some good ol' fashioned dogs on a plane.

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Ep. 44: Weevil Farms with Henry Stone

Sun, 26 Apr 2015 14:16:06 GMT

Famous internet trillionaire and also comedian Henry Stone joins us to chat about hot dog parties, ANZAC memorials, a wrestling belt and an unwanted Y2K grain supply.

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Ep. 43: FTAGH Live at Giant Dwarf Theatre with Eddie Sharp, Susie Youssef & Eliza Reilly

Mon, 30 Mar 2015 02:53:10 GMT

Recorded live back in February at the Giant Dwarf Theatre in Sydney.

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Ep. 42: This Ain't Your Granddaddy's Magician

Sun, 22 Mar 2015 22:21:16 GMT

No guest this week! Hing and Ben sit down on Melbourne Comedy Festival Eve, mere days after Hing has found himself on SPRING BREAK. They talk about a man who's offering unconventional compensation for help moving a lounge, an adult's only magician and they kick it off with about 12 minutes of chat about coins.

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Ep. 41: Mid-Nineties Hulk Hogan Vehicle with Pat Byrnes

Sun, 15 Mar 2015 11:21:44 GMT

King of Spelling, comedian and actor Pat Byrnes joins us to chat about the greatest bird whoever lived, a confused bricklayer and a return to the Sydney Sex School.

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Ep. 39: I Squised Your Butts with Alex Lee

Sun, 01 Mar 2015 12:26:33 GMT

Comedian Alex Lee returns to hang out with Ben and Hing. We chat about zoos, party buses, and a man who squised some butts.

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Ep. 38: Mobile Orgasm Clinic with Rhys Nicholson

Sun, 22 Feb 2015 10:37:33 GMT

Comedian and Mama Showbusiness himself Rhys Nicholson joins us to talk about giant tortoises, golliwogs and childhood costumes, and a man with a mobile orgasm clinic.

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Ep. 37: Be a Spooky Dish Hand with Jack Druce

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 12:52:21 GMT

Comedian and podcaster Jack Druce joins Hing and Ben this week to chat about unclear pranks, tubs of mayonnaise, and of course, we talk a lot about Dracula's theatre restaurant in Melbourne.

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Ep. 36: Kasparov's Watch with Veronica Milsom

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 14:06:15 GMT

Veronica Milsom from triple j, Mad as Hell and loads of other stuff joins us to chat about vampires (as always), tilers, and a woman who just wants a puppy for her sad daughter.

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Ep. 35: I Feel Like a Warm Old Can of Coke with Genevieve Fricker

Sun, 01 Feb 2015 21:20:31 GMT

If you're reading this on Monday 2 Feb in Sydney, come see our LIVE SHOW tonight at Giant Dwarf at 8pm. Otherwise, enjoy this tasty morsel from returning guest Genevieve Fricker, who comes in to chat about a mystery pool where the water is going missing, the Sydney 2000 Olympics and a dubious acting coach.

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Ep. 34: Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Busy with Lee Naimo

Tue, 20 Jan 2015 07:49:06 GMT

The final third of The Axis of Awesome, Lee Naimo, joins us to chat about his failed attempt at selling a bassoon on ebay, a shady business deal, the many things available in Darwin, and the greatest list of funny names we've ever had on the podcast.

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Ep. 33 - Bucks Night with Simon Greiner

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 09:49:36 GMT

Ben's about to go away and get married, so this episode is his BUCKS NIGHT, a thing we chant a lot. We're joined by international illustrator and long time comedy friend Simon Greiner to talk about the most inhumane way to eat a bird, the dangers of home made alcohol, and one man's festive jerk off sock.

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Ep. 32 - Kissing a Musketeer with Eliza Reilly

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 08:59:14 GMT

Comedian and radio professional Eliza Reilly joins us again to chat about someone trying to give away their great grandmother's ashes, someone else trying to sell their collection of Twilight memorobilia, and sex swing that is like new.

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Ep. 31 - To The Australian Man Who Met Dennis Rodman with Scott Dooley

Mon, 24 Nov 2014 12:49:40 GMT

This week on the show we're joined by former triple j host and internationally touring comedian Scott Dooley to chat about pick up artists, The Dean of Dicks and there's a good 10 minutes or so on Dennis Rodman.

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Ep. 29 - The Long Lost Dave Harmon Episode with Dave Harmon

Sun, 09 Nov 2014 12:51:19 GMT

Just a heads up, this episode was recorded back in March, and some of the references are less current now, but it's a super funny episode with a great guest, Dave Harmon. We chat about a mix up involving a prostitute, some kids who definitely are trying to kill a cop, and the fact that jigsaw puzzles are super weird.

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Ep. 27: Sgt. Bilko of Warhammer with Jordan Raskopoulos

Mon, 27 Oct 2014 06:01:46 GMT

This week on the podcast, we are joined by Axis of Awesome lead singer and comedian Jordan Raskopoulos to chat about going to Disneyland alone, Melbourne's biggest Halloween party and a magician trying to sell off his career.

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Ep. 26: John Mayer's Your Body is a Banana Case with Hannah Reilly

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 13:25:22 GMT

This week, we're joined by radio professional and comedian Hannah Reilly to chat about awful tattos, bike-escapades, Roald Dahl and John Mayer's Your Body is a Banana Case.

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Ep. 25: Mr Magorium's Wonder Sexporium with Carlo Ritchie

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 00:19:53 GMT

Long time friend and European traveller, Carlo Ritchie joins us this week to investigate tadpoles, all the birds, and those novelty shops that sell penis straws.

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Ep. 24: Ben, I'm Not Going to Monogram my Cum Rags with Eliza Reilly

Sun, 05 Oct 2014 14:11:47 GMT

This week on the podcast, we're joined by Girls Gone Mild's Eliza Reilly to chat about python expertise, the Golden Bikini Club and a looooooooong chat about reggae. Oh, also cum rags. There's a lot of chat about cum rags.

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Ep. 21: Are You One of Those Dogs That Can Smell Cancer? with Mark Sutton

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 01:55:52 GMT

We're back! We're joined by comedian and radio national presenter and producer Mark Sutton to chat about bees, bees, bees, gloryholes and there are some facts about the Queen towards the end too.

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Ep. 10 - The Myth of Trough Boy with Alex Lee

Mon, 12 May 2014 04:24:57 GMT

This week, Alex Lee joins us to chat about the world's worst porn script, the myth of Trough Boy and Ben has had it up to here with slackes.

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Ep. 18: 500 Days of Ice Cream Containers with Miles Portek

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 00:52:13 GMT

We're back after a long hiatus. We're also doing a live show in May at the Sydney Comedy Festival. Come along to that! This week, we chat about tea cup pigs (as always), Ben orders a pizza, and there's plenty of fedora chat as well.

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