Top Flight Time Machine

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 30/9/20) The Twits head off for guns, there’s some Ask Attenborough, the Roly Poly Bird explores the shed, and the monkeys reveal their plan.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 279

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/10/24) Hughes and Wilson arrive, some strangling, dealing with Carl Hunt, miserable fans, League Ladders, and more ‘comment’.

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European Double Bagging

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:00:00 GMT

Train recognitions, car park exercise, the Linkedin carriage, White delight, and excess mintiness.

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The Power Of Sleep

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Same-city podding, self-induced comas, a free drug rebuttal, and house-sitting horror tales.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 23/9/20) Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal.

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Haribo Hypnosis

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 1/10/24) Parenting fear, hotel breakfasts, abstinence, flat vs house, and catflap positioning.

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TFTM Gold: The Parrot

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/5/24) An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.

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TFTM Gold: Sam Squaddie Car Sale

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/9/21 as ‘The Melchester Odyssey Part 120’) Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 29

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 25/9/24) An IFS update, Jeffrey Chichester, avoiding the SAS, top hats, ortolan protection, and doing it four times.

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Broken Window Entry

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:09:21 GMT

TV and film clothing hunts, time-telling, BBC4 treasure, and the popularisation of nutting.

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Run Samba, Run!

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

An escaped Capybara, egg disposal, and a clever dog.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 9/9/20) Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 276

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 19/9/24) Roy’s gas offer, new stories, bread rolls, Tubby’s battered eels, dialects, secret fencing, and the Crazy Gang.

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Chicken Cauliflower Balti

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

Spurs sympathy, derby fun, SNL UK, lots of your best bits, and a catering cock-up.

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Eight

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Our birthday, golden memories, buttons, diggers, a gym clanger, wood turning, a circus, and illness fears.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 2/9/20) Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now?

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Andersen Visits Dickens Part 1

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/9/24) Some stalkerish conduct, walk-in baths, being patronised, a gadget, war on Superdrug, and a shave request.

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Vasectomy 15

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A significant anniversary, a namesake, Bod, the Oscars, and respecting the ball.

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New Ayatollah Special

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A look at Iran’s new Supreme Leader, and Sam’s new hearing aids are assessed.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec; 26/8/20) Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 26

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 4/9/24) Car podding, slapping a German, cashpoint woe, top floor filth, Manference, and a sadly departed jigsaw pal.

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The Traffic Shepherd

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Football chat, a post-it note parking problem, a motoring predicament, lion style., and local robots.

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Live Finding

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Donkey detective work, Turpin’s ghost, song legality, terrible curry night, and deafness benefits.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec; 19/8/20) Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and an adoption story.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 273

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 29/8/24) A forgotten player, AI tactics, Taffy’s hair, Tubby’s eel diet, the magic of babies, and a new letters policy.

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Left Luggage Stand-Off

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A crazy coach, a North West trip, headphone behaviour, canal abuse, and sausage talk.

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Just Rest Upgrades

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 18:58:17 GMT

Jigsaw customs woes, a TFTM museum, tray replacement, hearing issues, dead eyes and little tight mouths. (Apologies for delay in releasing this episode free-to-air)

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/2/1980 Part 1

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 20/8/24) Just the top 40 rundown.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 12/8/20) The link between Dahl and Jacko, the genius that was Rod Temperton, the mystery of frogs, and some stuff about The Twits.

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Hotel Podding

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 13:00:00 GMT

A Sopranos night out, a swearing furore, middle class cinemas, and a religious quandry.

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The Fishcake Gazette

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Sensational developments, screen news on a screen, the King meets Idris, a mystery hobby, and Stayt broadcasting.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 5/8/20) We meet Mrs Twit, Roald Dahl clashes with his publishers over the insult levels, and how to enhance a marriage with bunk beds.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 23

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 14/8/24) Our bodies, uptown, Bruce Forsyth, being rich, and Gandhi.

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Frog Cosmos

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A weekend of love and romance, unwelcome gifts, tremendous gigs, deadline hell, and Obama’s aliens.

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Fighting Age?

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Red-hot geopolitical coverage, a Jacko reassessment, hair woes, and cake excess.

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TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 29/7/20) Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men.

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Smoking Monkey Olympics

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 6/8/24) The lunar ark, sleep sync worries, feet on grass, job boss demands, and kidney career woes.

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Hiring A Winching

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Cancelled shows, more curling love, weird helicopter plans, the Queen’s shoebox, and Sam’s Turkey triple.

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Viva Curling!

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 10:36:00 GMT

Subscriber options, Winter Olympics excitement, over-trifling, an Hungarian bobsleigher, and eating pet food.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 269

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 1/8/24) The Rothmans, a one-man comeback, Jan Race, moustache confiscation, some truly shocking developments, and a helicopter.

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TFTM Gold: The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 5

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 1/1/21) The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared.

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TFTM Gold: Humans of Honour - Mick Talbot

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:04:51 GMT

To coincide with the recent reissue of their excellent ‘Café Bleu’ album, here’s a reissue of our 2020 interrogation of 50% of The Style Council, Mick Talbot.

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21st Century Exorcist

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Nestling in the weekend, football dismay, different driving times, and lots of ghost talk.

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Britain’s King Grass

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Weekend plans, Beatles films, persuading Hitler, a boyband night out, and a litter detective.

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TFTM Gold: The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 4

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 27/12/20) 20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 20

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 24/7/24) Wars cold and hot, an attack on Ant & Dec, a TFTM discount, live texting, and problematic celeb encounters.

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Spy Weekend

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A quiz, Greggs flirtation, non-stop Smiley, the football, slippers update, emoti-pop, and Phil Collins.

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Slipper Hierarchy

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 12:30:00 GMT

A pod stand-off, dog worries, parental conflict, and OnlyDads.

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TFTM Gold: The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 3

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 25/12/20) 30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 267

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 18/7/24) A traitor, ice cream delivery, penmanship, witchplay, and the big hoof upfield.

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Street Chairmen

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

The Zodiac, backstage illusionists, another dog escape, Impulse sniffing, front door changing, and a car egging.

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Dad’s Pod Army

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Jeanspodding, paps and papping, conscription fears, key loss, and Marty Supreme gets a kicking.

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TFTM Gold: The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 2

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/12/20) 40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Clough v Revie Part 1

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 9/7/24) Wasp nests, a horrifying film ending, manager etiquette, and the changes in TV studio debating behaviour.

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Pre-Pud Pod

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Caring, kindness, toughness, FA Cup possibilities, a lovely party, poshness, ads, and film recommendations.

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Frinkie & The Duck

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Extra-curricular media activities, cheap hotel fun, an awful tribute, Super K, Capes, and franchising.

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TFTM Gold: The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 1

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 18/12/20) 50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 17

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 3/7/2024) Ratings on Radio 4, statue hunting, Rooney love, alt-swearing with Joan, and terrible ads.

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Spectral Frequencies

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Ghosts, teenagers, sonic warfare, scrapyards, repetition, Willy Roper, a huge mouth, Capes, and darts.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 6

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Cigarette ads, spy recruitment holidays, the Saga life, gas info restriction, and Bellamy’s knowledge books.

Follow along at https://archive.org/details/1985-12-21-1986-01-03-central/mode/2up

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 22/7/20) The odyssey comes to an end as Jean has her say and Kev threatens to brandish his sword as he reveals his post-football ambitions.

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 29/5/1994 Part 1

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 25/6/24) Just the chart rundown really.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 5

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Holiday ads, spy recruitment, New Year’s Day 1986, and some Brigette Bardot stuff we recorded before she died.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 4

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The festive perineum, Terry’s Christmas, Spinnolio, the Smurfs, Talksport sextuplets, and a coffee slogan contest.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 3

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Merry Christmas! Here’s a look at what was on the telly 40 years ago today…

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 7

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 15/7/20) Is Kev’s England place in doubt or is he a national hero? Also, dog husbandry and baby football.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - ET Gets Drunk

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 18/6/24) One of the greatest moments in cinema history is assessed.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 2

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Sofa turf war, Brandreth, Mr McKay, surly news, Toad, saucy holiday mood, and Bowie’s Christmas.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 8/7/20) Kev leaves his football will, clocks in at a boot factory, kisses some hands, and doesn’t trust people.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 262

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 13/6/24) Mouth-burn, existing in Italy, stickers, penalty drama, alternate lyrics, a pact, and childhood boys.

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The Christmas TV Times 1985 - Part 1

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Comfortwear, nuts, and the Saturday before Christmas 1985 assessed via the TV Times.

Follow along at https://archive.org/details/1985-12-21-1986-01-03-central/mode/2up

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School Bears

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 12:30:00 GMT

Lesbian invasions, jazz influencing, a post-funeral box set, a Hercules documentary, and a sniper teacher.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec:1/7/20) The Kemps, jugglers, stray-playing, bad magicians, Kev’s business manager arrives, and the perils of meeting Prime Ministers.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 13

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 5/6/24) Ted Rogers, the cat spoon, Ruislip, Brian Kilcline, app plans, Obi Wan’s millions, and cocaine.

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Robot Methadone

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Phases of play, the curse of Wenger, the World Cup draw, books, and a rushed Beatles pod.

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Sex Flat Holiday

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Entering the belly of the beast, a parking risk, crisps, Beatles and other stuff.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 24/6/20) Kev signs autographs, turns Taxi Driver, and slates his teammates – all part of his five-year plan. Plus Benny Hill.

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Egg Numbers

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 28/5/24) Laundry chat, chicken by-product payment, drink talk, air frying, and mentoring teens.

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Spouse Trickery

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 17:45:00 GMT

The right side of history, 2026 mystery, household bells, school head stuff, and a dairy crimewave.

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Fast-Paced Podcast

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Christmas ads, the death of gags, an unwanted tummy comeback, abnormal stars, and Sam’s Corrie tour.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 17/6/20) Kev slouches and talks frankly about money again, and his good friend opens the wine. Meanwhile, Gunter Netzer launches the official Hamburg magazine...

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 5/10/1986 Part 4

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/5/24) Idol sneers, Rotten misbehaves, Collins moves us, imperial phase A-ha, a Quo reminiscence, and an invention.

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Snout Cosmos

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 14:00:00 GMT

A lazy weekend, more Live Aid thoughts, a murky Pope fact, natural grinding, and sad news.

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The Armpit

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Bobble season, talk of assorted gigs, jungle chat, Bob Dylan Chinese agent, and a planned perverted pod.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/6/20) Money, German life confusion, a friendly red card, buckets of petrol, unpleasant meat, and eating a doughnut before you pay for it.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 258

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/5/24) We approach Eton, a proper TV presenter, violence from Roy, a fans exodus, xenophobia, Scottish hopes, and Tommy Tension.

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Fatty Napkin

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Seating issues, Vinted woe, dog cosmos, snout enlargement, animal MRIs, and a monkey opportunity.

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The Home Of Nuance

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Marathon podding, the voice of political youth, Hitler’s shortcomings, an office party, and Taskmaster.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 3/6/20) Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 9

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 8/5/24) Bin Laden’s Powerpoint, embracing hypocrisy, manifesting Simon Bates, and egomaniacs in radio.

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France Stance Turnaround

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial.

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Grooming Comparison

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Mucky coffee, cymbal rejection, more Live Aid style chat, the Sovereignty Squad, and David Lammy’s dis and dat.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 44

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 23/10/19) This is it - the end. Kev settles his scores with the Cockney Mafia and looks back at a life well and truly lived. Thank you, Electric Mouse.

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 5/10/1986 Part 1

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 30/4/24) Just the chart rundown, actually.

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Medical Tablet Trauma

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Seven minutes of annoying echoing, retirement, chugging Rennie, saunas, Live Aid, and a Melchester game.

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The Haaland Life

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 43

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 06:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/10/19) A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 255

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 06:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 25/4/24) Healing wort, biblical eczema, the king of VAR, and Streaky falls foul of German hotel security.

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High Performance Week

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen.

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Officially Bored

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Bad parenting, repetition, McCartney in the 1970s, Japanese jail racism, Lagos chaos, and a fan origin story.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 42

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 9/10/19) We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - The 1922 Straw Hat Riots Part 1

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 15/4/24) Donkey tray, puzzling, two-pump commie sex, other riots, jeans frustration, a new dad pal, and clothing rules.

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Licky The Superdog

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, more Vinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour.

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Flake Disgrace

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 11:30:00 GMT

A name game, Sam’s trifle woe, fridge issues, big shops, shopping trolley cosplay, and the return of flares.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 41

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 2/10/19) Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 253

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 11/4/24) Hot Shot Hamish, a Millwall biscuit tour, a horse on Runaround, Mrs Styles, Roy lures Streaky via newspaper, and a competition.

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Stiff Peaks

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Saddertainment, a legal threat, anti-Womack radicalisation, a boot disaster, trifle, and a returning name formula.

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Wembley On Tour

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

More Basran, small sweet treats, racist radio, sad dogs, Mother Shipton, extreme beauty, and Tuchel’s outburst.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 40

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 26/9/19 Kev’s Newcastle comeback falls foul of the Cockney Mafia as he tries to sign some of the game’s top stars. Plus night time phone calls and online player bids.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 4

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 3/4/24) Development deals, our fanzine, ‘cocaine’, ITV4’s loss, Allo Allo, and foreign footballers in Argos, and drone insults.

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Tony Blackburn’s Ducklettes

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

More muscles content, Wogan, cosy Saturday night telly, phone logistics, big vs lanky, and a Peter Reid dream.

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Basran Aftermath

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Muscles Fortnight updates, fat jabs, gluttony, gyros love, a sad demise, and an evicted tribe.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 39

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 18/9/19) Kev encounters Tony Jiminez – includes internet versus microfiche, the Amazon rain forest and two Mike Ashleys?

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - House Move Kitchen Removal

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 10:10:19 GMT

(Rec: 26/3/24) Pothole issues, Grant Schnapps, sexy sword lady, other podcasts, and swimming pools.

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Two-Handed Mug Holding

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

The rise of Sunderland, Brazil and Monkhouse, mortality, bequeathing, Dave Bassett, the golf, and an unexpected march.

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Muscles Fortnight 2025

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Emails, quantity, pain relief, protein, muscle water, King Kong, Larry Bird, child extortion, and kindness.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 38

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 13/9/19) Things grind to a halt at Manchester City as Kev analyses Joey Barton. Then it’s a night drive to London for a meeting with Mike Ashley. Also, napping.

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IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 1

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 19/3/24) On our sixth birthday, we looked back at a list of ideas we’d had in the past that had been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.

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Britain’s Kindest Man

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We look at your nominations and compile a shortlist of the men that Sam must topple for his dream role.

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Pain Now, Never Later!

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Likes and subscribes, drinking with Digby McDonald, ITN snack options, and a massage update.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 37

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 5/5/19) Kev brings in miserable Nicolas Anelka (bemusing Robbie Fowler into the bargain), unleashes Joey Barton on to an unsuspecting world, and gives Richard Dunne his last last last chance.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 249

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 14/3/24) Roy’s incredible new look, The A-Team, Glenn Hoddle’s jazz party, Boycott’s new cap, and a dressing room defacement.

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The World’s Greatest Thing

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We pay tribute to the late Ricky Hatton, plus manmade vs nature, Darwin is dismissed, and striving for kindness.

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Argos Zoom-In

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Phoning for jobs, bonus Melchester, a girl bully, Billy Joel, baby Superman, fruit flies, and Mr T’s daughter.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 36

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 28/8/19) Deep vein thrombosis, speeding tickets, Stuart Pearce’s final match, celebrity ant-related gossip, and should Sam and Andy be running the country?

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IFS Unlocked: The Lotto Lout Odyssey - Part 9

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 6/3/24) Petrol economics, niche theatre, Ray Winstone, pop groups on the dole, and car boot sale chic.

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Hot Flight Tub Machine

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Cat grandadding, flats, stoning windows, uncling, fruit flies, weeds, a comfort purchase, and a new sport to love.

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Baymax’s Paws

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A pause, a charity appeal, bad backs and massages, reviews, Armani, Peter Sellers, and The Beatles.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 35

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/8/19) Kev tries to rid Maine Road of its booze culture. Plus Liam Gallagher, urine, and being drunk when grandma calls round.

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 07/06/1993 Part 1

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 27/2/24) Just the chart countdown really…

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Human Honey

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 15:55:06 GMT

Park drinking, sticker night, football pinks, Todd Boehly’s farming methods, deadline day, and a Delaney party.

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Rescheduled Curry Night

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Sandwiches, food delivery, an expensive day out, 1984 pop reimagined, penalty fun, and a celeb snake escape.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 34

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 14/8/19) Kev moans about being England boss, Ron Atkinson’s TV-watching snack, Sam’s West Ham ticket office nightmare and surprising trip to Moscow.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 246

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 22/2/24) The Milk Cup, 1980s shares, tassel confiscation, the colander, Roy plays for England, and Panini stickers.

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Emotional Support Doris

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Dementia’s inevitable creep, evidence, red carpet touching, grass assessment, donkey merch, and funk.

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Shame

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 13:00:00 GMT

A trip to the Fringe, an urban canine emergency, and an unexpected brush with a global TV phenomenon.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 33

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/8/19) Kev struggles with England as the Pigfaces of Fleet Street work their evil magic on him, in spite of a warning from Monte Fresco. And was Our Price a socialist utopia?

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - The Princess Anne Kidnap Part 3

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 13/2/24) Anne visits a hospital, a boxer saves the day, broadsheet coverage, the royal taping machine, and we meet Miss Sammy Scott.

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Dry Sharpie

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Illness, the return of the Premier League, unwanted pop-ups, journalistic excellence and an autograph fail.

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Strictly Bosh!

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A sort of football season preview, telly dances into oblivion, Sam’s greengage harvesting plans, and a prize car.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 32

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 31/7/19) Michael Jackson visits Fulham before Kev leaves for England and an ageism crisis. Also, ghost minorities…

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 244

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 8/2/24) Cookie woes, four worried men, speed grassing, ageing teddy boys, radio hate, and an emergency meeting.

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Don’t Kink The Feed

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Arcade etiquette, Isle of Wight telly, King of the Hill returns, grunge on Talksport, and wart chat.

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Pizza Restaurant Troll

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Holidaying, triangulator-avoidance, customer service, a parenting level unlocked, and Dad v Lad Olympics.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 31

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 24/7/19) Kev moves to Fulham but we focus mainly on Mohamed Al-Fayed selling lions in Harrods and the magnificence of Ray Wilkins.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - The Princess Anne Kidnap Part 1

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 30/1/24) Royal Uber-use, the UK’s most likeable bloke, old ITV music, wedding attire, picketing, and Jason Statham’s jaw.

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‘Noel Gallagher is typing…’

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Sam goes to see Oasis at Wembley. Apologies for the persistent sound issues in this episode.

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Car Park Ducks

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

The fox mystery continues, quizhousery, four Edmonds sightings, and some mailbag delving.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 30

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 17/7/19) KK leaves Tyneside and goes on holiday as the nation mourns. Plus regeneration chat, royal connections and new front door research tips…

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Live Fox Incident

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 23/1/24) More Humphrey stuff, pre-watershed bedtime, landing a new job, house moving, and a musical dilemma.

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Disillusioned Monk

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Batteryheads, Travolta mirrors, Elvis fandom, a Texan invite, bear fear, and farewell to a fluffy legend

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Parents Night For Elvis

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 11:20:03 GMT

Argos news, podcaster abuse, Thai tales, Lisa Marie Presley, hologram rubbish, and scandal management.

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The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 4

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 11:18:07 GMT

Handheld video games, Mario Kart life lessons, eBay activity, Reaganite Pac Man, cheques, and a Big Trak con.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 29

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/7/19) Kev’s Newcastle exit looms into view, Sir John Hall lets the lads use his house while he’s in Spain and there’s a… VIP Stevie Wonder experience…

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 241

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 18/1/24) Maxwell v Murdoch, big mugs, doodling, Roy gets sprayed, and birthday talk.

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The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 3

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

The Live Aid radio cassette player, blank tape comparisons, CD discovery, frosted glass, the ZX Spectrum, and board games.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 28

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 2/7/19) KK’s disguise-aided pursuit of Shearer and enabling of Keith Gillespie’s addiction. Plus Les’s Leap, Ginola’s stinking fags, and Asprilla’s gun mayhem.

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Eddie Finds Saddam

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 9/1/24) Soaking pots, spending wildly, hiding, making time for fun things, and mafia stuff.

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The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 2

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Decanters, royal-affiliated items, drugs and cream cakes, tea sets, flan v quiche, and christening cups.

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The 1984/85 Argos Catalogue - Part 1

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Dads and darts, sticker books, bra pictures, sophistication, tanning, and Britain’s most handsome acupuncturist.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 27

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 26/6/19) KK dwells on his Sky Sports outburst for far too long but forgets about Asprilla. He is also the bigger man v Fergie and has a slump instead of a prance.

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/12/1985 Part 4

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 2/1/24) The 1980s coolest woman, frogs, comedy film pacing, Nile’s Dutch lager, Bernie phones in a Christmas lyric, and Doug E. Fresh.

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Orchid Fuel

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 11:30:00 GMT

Holiday plans, trips to Silverstone and the cricket, a woke-spot, massage bargains, and Sam’s return to TV.

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Leslie Lemon’s Custard

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Tragic news, pod-madness, fan fiction, a backpack development, a work rival, egg wooing, and an old man’s diet.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 26

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 19/6/19) Ginola makes a pal, Kev sets up a courtroom, Cole moves to the middle of nowhere and then gives up before he is sold, enraging the Toon Army’s soldiers.

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IFS Unlocked: The 2024 Ripley’s Odyssey - Part 4

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 28/12/23) Kilroy, extreme heat, U2, our lottery win plans, Peter Reid, rice babies, and a smug trash man.

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Gary Mabbutt’s Toe

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

The magic of Nile Rodgers and other Glastonbury chat, Grace Jones, bad rat activity, F1, Gout Gout, and Travolta.

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Four Thousand Sand Timers

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A unique opportunity, high value IFS, Tic Tacs, a soothing eye test, and Kid Creole’s school run.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 25

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 12/6/19) KK and Terry Mac take to the skies more than once, give Andy Cole some laundry tips, and feed some iffy meat to a monster as a mysterious burger van appears at the training ground…

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 237

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/12/23) Halting reader migration, chippy talk, Jimmy Slade has a nightmare, and Roy activates night-vision.

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The Avenging Hippie

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 22:23:55 GMT

Septuagenarian pop thrills, 1970s tower block school spying, a Beatles haul, a wetlands visit, and The Sweeney.

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Noel Edmonds’ Kiwi Adventure

Sat, 21 Jun 2025 10:30:00 GMT

We analyse the first episode of Noel’s new ITV series.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 24

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 5/6/19) KK plans to capture the imagination of the whole country, we dip a toe into Brian Kilcline’s website, get life lessons from Cottee and Bowie and hear about Rob Lee and the boats.

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IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/12/1985 Part 1

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 13:01:15 GMT

(Rec: 12/12/23) Just the countdown of a Christmas chart that we love very much.

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Indoor Husbands

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Father’s Day updates, a pampering lie, the worst remake, Sam’s enemy’s enemy, darts, intervals, and a book.

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Structured Water

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Aircon tips, caravan scams, ghost strangling, celeb bouncers, Racey’s investment service, and vortexing.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 23

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 29/5/19) Kev prevents the deaths of thousands of kids, Terry Mac enjoys exotica, Sir John Hall tells the truth and Brian Kilcline’s ponytail is chopped off.

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IFS Unlocked: The 2024 Ripley’s Odyssey - Part 1

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 6/12/23) Robert Wadlow ascends to Heaven, celestial white-collar boxing, a massive dog, biblical graffiti, and a height cuckolding.

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Breakfast

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

The most important meal of the day, speed-breakfasting, added sugar, and a stolen Steve Ovett statue.

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Noel’s Nightbus Owl

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Edmonds, Starmer, M&S, Lockerbie, Edmonds again.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 22

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/5/2019) Dirty toilets, arcade strategy, Geordie wincing, the Liverpool boot room washing instruction fact file, and Terry Mac does another prank.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Martins Of The 1980s Part 1

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 28/11/23) Martin origins, the Kemps, learning the bass, a school concert, Steven Berkoff, and Shaw.

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Thwarted Manipulation Attempts

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:57:05 GMT

A Turbo plug, a Pizza Express emergency, consumer rumours, and post-war teachers.

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Say No To Storytelling

Fri, 30 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Disney’s muscle, the majesty of Springwatch, incidental household dishes, and paying goodwill forward.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 21

Wed, 28 May 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 15/5/19) A football theme park, a return to Tyneside, trade fairs, and a burger van walk-out for Kev’s trusty number two…

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Possible Spy

Tue, 27 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 21/11/23) Radio 4, Christmas hosting, mothers-in-law, quitting football, drilling, and neighbour issues.

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Wembley Weekend

Mon, 26 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A play-off trip to the capital, a theatre matinee, and a secret service exhibition.

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Room Temperature Fizzy Orange

Fri, 23 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

London plans, street beer, chip shop woe, cup final drink options, pig bins, and a cat-sitting job.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 20

Wed, 21 May 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 8/5/2019) Kev gets a mouth-ramming while trying to have a roadside nap, much to John Pigface’s delight.

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 232

Tue, 20 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/11/23) Peter Shilton’s car fun, football v telly, a sack of balls, Roy meets John Blackson, and Dear John.

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Preferred Street Bins

Mon, 19 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Poo bag protection, penny-swallowing, water disposals, glamour claims, TOTP cosmos, and confidence.

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Bin Alley Mystery

Fri, 16 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Neneh Cherry’s snooker influences, Trump question brain-freeze, a dog product conundrum, and Lampard sadness.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 19

Wed, 14 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 1/5/19) Kev realises his playing days are over, Terry McDermott pretends to be an Arab sheikh, and KK flies off into the sun…

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IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Fisting The Loaf

Tue, 13 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 7/11/23) Etymology of new words, Ridley v Ken, Christmas decorations, surfing the channels, that other podcast again, and teaching teens to love.

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Something To Do

Mon, 12 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Carbooting, a caravan weekend, dad fighting, more adoption talk, Milli Vanilli, The Wild Geese, and personal headlamps.

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The Damage To Andy

Fri, 09 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

70’s gig mayhem, self-gentling, Sam’s search for sweet stuff, and a tremendous song.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 18

Wed, 07 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 24/4/19) Tyneside, and Kev is greeted like a saviour but dropped by Bobby Robson. Plus Nazi kittens.

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The Cornish Finger

Mon, 05 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

More adopters and adoptees, definition Lamparding, radio presenter behaviour, and live show reminders.

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Fussy Old Fusspot

Fri, 02 May 2025 11:30:00 GMT

Too drugged to pod, holiday logistics, a hairstyle wedding fight, a school disco transformation, and cordiality.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 17

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 05:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 17/4/19) KK escapes to Germany to get his back fixed, Ron Greenwood orders eel pie from England and Trevor Brooking lands a Cockney assassin mission…

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Khrushchev Visits America Part 4

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 31/10/23) Nikita fattens up with hot dogs, does a trolley dash, there’s Big Trak, peace corn, hat talk, and a flying wig in Hartlepool.

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Bird Talk

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A missing budgie, parrot fever, a court appearance, a double winding, rude words, stash theft, and Chichester.

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The Trailer Game

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Scouse emotion, the motorway services, a new 1980s TV series, modern slavery, Arthur Daley’s tailor, and Lenniverse news.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 16

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/4/19) A vortex, a knee for a tooth, a cat and dog podcast, Tony Blair comes round for chilli con carne and the IRA target KK before he throws his toys out of the pram…

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 229

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 26/10/23) A Scottish dad, Pyramid diving, a breakfast meltdown, a size assessment, school team football, and the commissionaire.

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Egg Deadline

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

An impending sugar ban, ending a party, hobnobbing on Radio 4, a review plea, a telly tip, and a massage conundrum.

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International Gentlemen

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 11:00:00 GMT

New subscriber options, an Easter gift, airborne erotica, the Sunderland drawer, and rain in Spain.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 15

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 05:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 3/4/19) George Clooney, recyclable straws, Don Revie and Sir John Curtice in a Hollywood pub with George Lucas, a new national anthem, and Kev’s ‘spirit animal’ is revealed.

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Khrushchev Visits America Part 2

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 05:01:00 GMT

(Rec: 17/10/23) Soviet in-flight entertainment, a moon gift, luncheon meat, mechanically-recovered food, Brenda’s Sunak nickname, and Farage’s TikTok.

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Viva Sunderland!

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Rotten football, jumping, some anaesthetists in a lift, Torvill and Dean’s farewell, and dual massages.

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Shifting Paradigms

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Live show talk, being judged by nuns, accents, The Flintstones, a new theme park, and football chat.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 14

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 05:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 26/3/19) KK finally pulls on the England shirt but soon gets a kicking in Eastern Europe over a fanny powder-smuggling mix-up…

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IFS Unlocked: History Box - Khrushchev Visits America Part 1

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 10/10/23) Names, Elton John’s car, little Rishi Sunak, Ken Burns documentaries, Beckham’s pen, Camp David, and going to space.

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New Dentist Initiation

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

The UK podding pipe, live show reflections, mouth cameras, and cinema talk.

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Powerful Story

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 07:13:31 GMT

An exciting live show preview, VIP experiences, looking for John, and ghost transparency.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 13

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 05:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 20/3/19) Double K vows to win the league with Southampton but makes Alan Ball cry. Also, some violence, a sexy woman and a pint of prawns…

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IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 226

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 12:39:29 GMT

Here’s an old episode that is IFS-only these days, but we thought we’d unleash it for everyone, in a brazen attempt to get you to realise what you’re missing and subscribe (patreon.com/c/topflighttimemachine)

(Rec: 5/10/23) Frank Worthington, Bobby Robson is drugged, Roy’s England grievances, Jimmy is shunned, a dance, and a new nemesis.

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Funeral Power Play

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 11:15:00 GMT

Mother’s Day exhaustion, hotel room woe, log-sitting, watering can abuse, impromptu carboard use, and a huge bit of cosmos.

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Triangulation Revelation

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

A memorable mundane week, and a 1980s bedroom deep dive (including an amazing T-shirt deduction).

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 12

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec:13/3/19) KK gets a goodbye ship, is asked to bring a light fitting home from Germany and narrowly misses out on some fanny powder. Also, Steve Wright gets stuck in his car…

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Steam Feedback

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Ironing alternatives, a Luigi plunger, a thwarted Chinese takeaway, toxic chefs, and bird attack updates.

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Pump Pump Coffee

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

‘Adolescence’, some bum stuff, a shirt-pressing update, live shows preview, a navigation mix-up, and Capello speaks.

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TFTM SuperGold: Episode One - 1992-1993

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:17:09 GMT

Seven years ago today, we embarked on an attempt to produce a short-run podcast series focussing on the history of the Premier League. Hopefully we’ll complete that mission one day…

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The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery...

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 11

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 6/3/19) Kev gets tapped up in a toilet, revels in disguises, becomes a pop star in the Music Larder, and bids farewell to Hamburg. (Also includes a James Bond diversion)

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Seven Years Of This

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

An anniversary, your Tory 20s, body hair, vintage computing, imperial predicting, and songsmithery plans.

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Motor Car Crime Time

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:11:35 GMT

Restaurant worries, bounce back loans, a spate of speed, and an Airbnb red flag.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 27/2/19) Kev fails to buy a fuse, becomes stray, apologises to a town, acquires some cheap meat from a teammate, and grows some mighty muscles…

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Geordie Sports Theft

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The magic of Sly Stone, late performer arrival, basketball, and an objects plea.

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Massive Tea Mugs

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Archive news, pub quiz memories, Boundaries Week, cobble war, global reset weirdos, and Taskrabbit grief.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 20/2/19) Kev gets a kicking and a clock, is smudged by Busby, tears himself away from Liverpool for the money, puts a dog on a bidet, and gets a perm…

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Phone Confiscation

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT

A mistake, CBeebies stories, a documentary for idiots, Elkie Brooks, train line naming, and fresh hero fantasies.

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RIP Gene Hackman

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Podcast pigs, a possible HotBody IOW trip, a book launch, and a hat tip to the 1970s.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 13/2/19) Kev encounters a coffin, a medallion and a sword before Bob Paisley takes over - and Tommy Smith acts as a character witness after KK gets punchy…

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Activating The Ombudsman

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

A great football day, Martin Lewis guidance, some single-incident nicknames, bullying, and the Papal crisis.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 7

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 16:00:00 GMT

(Rec: 5/2/19) A telepathy show trial, Kev is recruited by MI5, a Tommy Smith boot deal rip-off, Shankly recruits from graduation ceremonies then brings the LOLs to Liverpool then leaves…

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Fox Revenge

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 12:07:13 GMT

The ‘matchday experience’, stop/go pedestrians, wi-fi woe, adventures with Vlad, and estate agents’ war influence.

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Cheese Breakthrough

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 09:48:12 GMT

Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.

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Sam Van Man

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Relocation, rude messages, hanging out with Robbie Williams, and single-incident nicknames.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 30/1/19) Wigs on TV, Shanks considers powdering KK, a junk shop merch empire, and a UK Fyre Festival plan.

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Landlocked Coining Warning

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses.

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Outer Space Elvis

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Naming songs, back pain talk, a psychic returns, Trump’s new Monaco, spies on expenses, and Tom & Jerry.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 09:45:32 GMT

(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange.

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Childless Tortoise

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Nap assessing, Jacko v Macca, a spider hole claim, a tiny chair, baby bird facts, and a Sam takeover.

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The Harker’s War Odyssey - Part 1

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 13:00:00 GMT

We meet Dan Harker, a perma-seething cop and youth football coach with a mission to stamp out 1985 hooliganism.

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Taped-Up Peter

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The cover of the 1978 Blue Peter annual, a dog statue mystery, key disposal, and a toasted passport.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 16/1/19) Young Kev catches an arrow with his face, we meet his German neighbour, a drunk gets him a football trial, he lands a nemesis called Fred Leatherland, and gets into trouble with hitchhikers.

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1959 Flu Remedies

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Sunday afternoon massages, stretching tyranny, Alan Whicker takes the nation’s temperature, and buying Greenland.

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Graham Kelly’s Hair

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Carvery joy, TikTok gravy idiocy, Adele’s haunted house, notable business cards, and a call for your antiques.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 9/1/19) Despite being electrified at birth, KK is too small for a paper round so breaks into a mortuary instead and finds dead Santa before being mentored by a nun and possibly killing his pet mouse.

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Matchday Irritant

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury.

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Paul Danan and David Lynch

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 11:21:34 GMT

Thoughts and feelings around the passing of two men who very much Lived Out Loud.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 2 And A Bit

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 06:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 4/1/19) We did part 2 again because we forgot we'd already done it. This version is 90% different, with added stuff about cows and Bob Marley - seemed a shame to waste it...

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7 Up

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Not the pop, but an unexpected look at the brilliant series of documentaries on ITVX.

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2025 Tapas Goals

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Frozen Sam, Jake’s big night out, Noel assesses us, a layby nap, Spanish guitar night, and audiobook accents.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 06:05:06 GMT

(Rec: 20/12/18) Kev gets a cow, meets the Queen, says 'heck', lists supermarkets, tunnels into a football ground and suffers a bereavement...

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Antibiotics Soap Tragedy

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 06:00:24 GMT

All-inclusive chat, musical entertainment, a one-dog riot, and illicit bridges.

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The Gogglebox of Killings

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 06:00:39 GMT

Spiderhole grooming, Bin Laden’s final look, our award, Samhandling, and getting on the telly at the darts.

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TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 06:05:05 GMT

(Rec: 12/12/18) Disguises, a rogue statue, an exploding duck, watching stadium construction on holiday, and scouting for dogs…

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Noel’s 1992 Christmas House Party - Part 3

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 06:00:20 GMT

Blobby trailers, a party stand-off, rude kids, early 90s attitudes, a German woman, a great Gotcha, and a drunk intruder.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 19

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 06:05:58 GMT

(Rec: 7/6/19) We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…

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Noel’s 1992 Christmas House Party - Part 2

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 06:00:15 GMT

Noel’s acting skills, adult jokes, height gags, boxing legends, a leftfield NTV, and an impenetrable game.

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Noel’s 1992 Christmas House Party - Part 1

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 06:00:39 GMT

Scheduling offence, Blobby influence, record shop strife, the demise of gifts, a good guest, and a bad guest.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 18

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 06:05:56 GMT

(Rec: 30/5/19) Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.

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Sandwich Spread Overdose

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 06:00:10 GMT

Royalwatch, some Keane fury, meal planning, and lunchboxes assessed.

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The Tiger Woods Of Scrabble

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 12:15:20 GMT

More upcoming live shows, a self-gift, board game eggheads, a lying CEO, a two-seat gig, and Christmas plans.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 17

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 06:05:44 GMT

(Rec: 23/5/19) Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…

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Live Shows Soon

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:00:10 GMT

Theatrical plans, double injury news, text insults, and milk for running.

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Bin Sandwich

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 06:00:36 GMT

Alan Bennett, more Greg(g), feline lunch tampering, neediness, mum crushes, celeb marriages, and curly cables.

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Still No Curly Cable Story

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 06:00:05 GMT

The modern-day Jesus, Christmas encroachment, Greg(g) keeps digging, and a surprise birthday party.

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No Curly Cable Story

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 12:30:00 GMT

Finding Turpin’s grave, getting on the telly, WokeWatch, Rod v Greg(g), and book reviews.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 15

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:05:42 GMT

(Rec: 9/5/19) Roy becomes a bad harlequin, scorns the city centre, and tries to stay normal.

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Chicory Tips

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 12:34:08 GMT

A pre-flight Samversation shaming, Italian restaurant woe, an unending spiral staircase, and continental toilets again.

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Little Tony

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 06:00:53 GMT

Doctors budget, Clarkson and farmers, a name error, Prescott, legitimate kickings, and a certified ponce in Bayswater.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 14

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 06:05:14 GMT

(Rec: 2/5/19) Baby Solskjaer is almost squeezed into oblivion, Sir John Jazz invents jazz, Roy gets a windowless gym, and there's an insight into the Cockney community…

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No Tap For Young Sam

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 06:00:09 GMT

A crow update, fearsome masks, DNA test peril, and old films, and legacies.

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Bear Suit Fraud

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 06:00:57 GMT

Two green shoots of online recovery, a sexy snowman film, and a fun crime.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 13

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 06:05:14 GMT

(Rec: 25/4/19) A cockney turns up at Old Trafford, Roy has a fight in a bar, does his cruciate, gets obsessed with Neighbours again, and has a one-man Christmas party

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Nissan Kidnap

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 06:00:41 GMT

Stadium frustration, a confusing darts trip, roast talk, Jackal chat, and mum crushes.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 12

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 12:40:49 GMT

(Rec: 18/4/19) Roy gets sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, Paperboy Heaven and McAteer buys some dolls…

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Yorkshire Phone Etiquette

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 06:00:11 GMT

A nap is interrupted, Tim Bell’s chauffeur, a Bob Dylan viewing, and a mum crush appeal.

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Flat Sam

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 12:00:30 GMT

Some car boot sale encounters, decades of fraternal teasing, and the Roy Race energy of Quincy Jones.

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Skallington Head

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 06:00:05 GMT

An amazing instrument, some politics, sleep, GMT for dogs, Capes interaction, a mother’s lusts, and a ballet sister.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 11

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 06:05:41 GMT

(Rec: 11/4/19) Lampard meets a van-driving football, our podcast academy plans, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, and the Poznan babies.

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The Power of Rhyme

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

A punchy MP, becoming the sheriff, and some religious jokes at the zoo.

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RIP Geoff Capes

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 05:00:27 GMT

The passing of a huge POI, commuting hell, a crow update, a Vinted movie, and the Beyonce conspiracy.

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TFTM Gold: Geoff Capes 1976

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 18:33:33 GMT

As a tribute following his sad death, here's our mini deep dive into a BBC feature on Geoff from 1976 - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 10

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 05:05:24 GMT

(Rec 4/4/2019) The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…

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King of the Crows

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 05:00:08 GMT

Differing gig experiences, the rebirth of the flute, and our status as the top corvid podcast is cemented.

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Down With Etiquette

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 05:00:22 GMT

Spontaneous drinking, sliding tales, conker shenanigans, and the start of the Tuchel era.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 9

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 05:05:41 GMT

(Rec: 28/3/19) Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…

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Really Interesting Episode

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 11:56:14 GMT

Another trip to The North, the bread crematorium, and psychopaths.

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Bald Head Activity

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:00:31 GMT

Roy talk, self-confident men of the past, engaging with tradesmen, TV show tips, and a TV show offer.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 8

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 05:00:42 GMT

(Rec: 21/3/19) Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…

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Train Of Thought

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:00:38 GMT

A first class trip up North, Spreadsheet Steve, free gifts for the homeless and MPs, and murder numbers guesswork.

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London Has Fallen

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 05:00:57 GMT

Some Norwegian ratings, travel tips, a dis and dat museum, and a disgusting offence in the street.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 7

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 05:05:42 GMT

(Rec: 14/3/2019) A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…

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The Ultimate AC

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 11:10:28 GMT

A old-time song, hipster law, Nuclear Night, the return of a TFTM legend, and relocation plans.

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Widow’s Fire

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 05:00:48 GMT

Upcoming Noelplay, bog roll psychology, a Chinese cult hero, the greatest rock group ever, and a Millwall funeral.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 6

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 05:05:00 GMT

(Rec: 6/3/2019) A George Lucas sidetrack, a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!

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Hypochondria Night Purchase

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 11:30:00 GMT

Dawson Heights maintenance, the gums, Lamparding, an egg man, a scruffy manager, and blue lad noises.

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Mocked For Knowledge

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 05:00:56 GMT

Narky otters, an unwanted gift, tyre worries, parenting woes, Toto Schillaci, dogs in mirrors, and the cologne scene.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 5

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 05:05:43 GMT

(Rec: 28/2/19) Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, and power-plays Jack Charlton.

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Bumping Allegations

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 05:00:21 GMT

Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area.

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Another Cowards Special

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 13:06:21 GMT

More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 4

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 05:05:19 GMT

(Rec: 21/2/19) Roy’s first set of wheels and a face-punch, a great night out in Sidetrax, plus Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems.

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Grip Talk

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 05:00:33 GMT

A mini-holiday in Blackpool, a jazz invitation, fish hands, a night emergency, a killer chick, and the majesty of Prince.

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Here Comes Autumn

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 05:00:17 GMT

Memories of telly on specific days, listening positions, BBC pros and cons, and some awful fathering.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 3

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 05:05:02 GMT

(Rec: 14/2/2019) Roy’s contempt for his teammates, forced milk drinking, a road trip with Brian Clough, plus Souness and Weah.

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Oasis Origin Story

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Music lesson boys, Earth, Wind AND Fire, David Byrne gets mugged, more cowardice, relaxing, and death threats.

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Cowards Special

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 05:00:11 GMT

Some new ChatKFC music, acts of cowardice, Oasis, and some predictions.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 2

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 05:05:07 GMT

(Rec: 14/2/19) Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Forest come calling…

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Focaccina Burrosa

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 12:42:23 GMT

Elite-level Reading logistics, bell-hop cosplay, a tribute to Sven, and boardroom celeb-mingling.

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Hungarian Wall Outrage

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 05:00:32 GMT

GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football?

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 1

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 05:05:16 GMT

(Rec: 7/2/19) Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap.

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Feet Are Feet

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 11:55:00 GMT

Predictions rules update, dis/dat car rental, energy use/misuse, a DHgate mate, and a showbiz dog walking encounter.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 7

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 12:00:32 GMT

Ticklish Roy, Tottenham tendencies, lying fishermen liars, Bobby Charlton helps Roy, and our hero explores the world of charity.

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Erotic Reverie

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 05:00:18 GMT

TFTM after dark, dentistry woes, Katie Price, a Philippe update, and French portrait crisps.

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Zipped Pockets

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 12:00:33 GMT

Family secrets, unpickpocketability, Elephant Man physiology, Anthony Hopkins, and a football back story.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 05:05:17 GMT

(Rec: 14/11/18) Windsniffers, Roy’s run-in with Pablo Counago and the creation of Puppet Jim Magilton. Nemeses everywhere you look…

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Riot Talk

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 12:57:54 GMT

Shadowy forces behind the recent disorder, Sam’s pro-war anti-war TV work, and his filter.

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Wednesday Luncheon

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 05:00:29 GMT

Vita overheating, trips to France and London, doing stuff alone, a Phillipe update, and dealing with Disney dissent.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 05:05:47 GMT

Roy takes charge at Ipswich, who play in the wrong colour. He embraces decorating before coming up against his eternal foe once again…

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Brat Summer

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 05:00:54 GMT

Holiday feedback, ceiking beds, a riverbank stench, angry Phillipe, and the Jacksons in the Uber again.

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Bread

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 05:00:28 GMT

Old school sugar abuse, robbery planning, bread poncery, a trip to Heaven, and spring onion harvesting.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 05:05:10 GMT

Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (Rec: 31/10/18)

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Death - Part 2

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 05:00:05 GMT

Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process.

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Death - Part 1

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 05:00:50 GMT

We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 05:05:27 GMT

Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples with a player in his office.

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Playing Out - Part 2

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 05:00:02 GMT

A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance.

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Playing Out - Part 1

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 05:00:30 GMT

Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 2

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 14:45:08 GMT

Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18)

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Event Catering

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football.

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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 14:44:55 GMT

A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome.

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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 05:01:21 GMT

Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir Bobby Charlton. (Rec: 10/10/2018)

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Solar Gorilla Motorbike Statue

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 11:04:13 GMT

The new way of doing things, reactions, that England match, and a sex shout-out.

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Cranking Down

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 05:00:07 GMT

Some podding changes, a proposed trip, memory jumbles, Italians and ketchup, and the Falklands War.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 225

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 05:00:21 GMT

Dundee United, man talk in a van, all-inclusive logistics, Jimmy turns up, Duncan relaxes with mice, and there’s some oil. (Rec: 27/9/23)

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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 05:00:32 GMT

Names, pickling, tabs, Eurohits, and Demis meets Basil Brush before dying and getting a museum. (Rec: 27/9/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 25/06/2000 Part 1

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 05:00:44 GMT

Just the chart rundown. (Rec: 26/9/23)

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Suffer To Thrive

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:00:54 GMT

Weeding, nappy time, 2004 Rooney, that missing lad, and the unbreakable confidence of certain men.

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Bramberry’s Been Out

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:16:00 GMT

Visual audio, reaction to England v Denmark, talking animals, and a mini election section.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 224

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 05:00:43 GMT

Boys and their dogs, God narrates, Bobby Robson and redheads, Musk and Tate, and Roy’s inquiry. (Rec: 21/9/23)

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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 05:00:39 GMT

European family, different words for stuff, redneck origins, striking doctors, the Queen and Penelope Keith, boxing, and tea addiction. (Rec: 20/9/23)

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Life Logistics - Dad v Stepdad

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 05:00:57 GMT

Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23)

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Beating Up Your Dad

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 05:00:20 GMT

Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun.

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Tummy Massage

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 05:00:52 GMT

Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 223

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 05:00:27 GMT

Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23)

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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 05:00:20 GMT

Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23)

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Life Logistics - Odious Man

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 05:00:39 GMT

Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23)

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Time To Die?

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 10:45:33 GMT

Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance.

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Leg Meat Transplants

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 05:00:26 GMT

Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 222

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 05:00:54 GMT

Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Rec: 7/9/23)

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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 05:00:09 GMT

The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23)

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Life Logistics - Mould Men

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 05:00:18 GMT

A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23)

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The Election Section - Part 1

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 13:00:34 GMT

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools.

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Sneeze Death Fear

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 05:00:40 GMT

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial.

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Vinegar Salad

Fri, 31 May 2024 16:00:30 GMT

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 221

Thu, 30 May 2024 05:00:07 GMT

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23)

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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 29 May 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23)

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History Box - Euro 80 Part 2

Tue, 28 May 2024 05:00:44 GMT

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23)

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American Sitting

Fri, 24 May 2024 05:00:02 GMT

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 220

Thu, 23 May 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23)

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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 22 May 2024 05:00:38 GMT

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23)

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Noelplay Special

Tue, 21 May 2024 16:00:00 GMT

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds.

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History Box - Euro 80 Part 1

Tue, 21 May 2024 05:00:29 GMT

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23)

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Flower Husbandry

Mon, 20 May 2024 05:00:34 GMT

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist.

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The Parrot

Fri, 17 May 2024 05:00:50 GMT

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 219

Thu, 16 May 2024 05:00:18 GMT

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23)

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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 15 May 2024 05:00:27 GMT

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 4

Tue, 14 May 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23)

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My Kidney Journey

Mon, 13 May 2024 11:30:03 GMT

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue.

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Telly Cubs Memories

Fri, 10 May 2024 05:00:47 GMT

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 218

Thu, 09 May 2024 05:00:20 GMT

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23)

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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 08 May 2024 05:00:38 GMT

Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 3

Tue, 07 May 2024 05:00:50 GMT

Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23)

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Whither Emu?

Mon, 06 May 2024 05:00:23 GMT

Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder.

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The Senna Bungalow

Fri, 03 May 2024 11:15:41 GMT

Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 217

Thu, 02 May 2024 05:00:12 GMT

Bob Paisley, the concept of speed, a dressing room visit, Harold Lloyd, and Jimmy Slade goes into a frenzy. (Rec: 3/8/23)

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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 01 May 2024 05:00:53 GMT

John’s marvellous column-scaling outfit, Biddy’s pet, dog expenses, ‘Idiot Noakes’ anniversary strops, and Shep dies. (Rec: 2/8/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 2

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 05:00:04 GMT

Torvill and Dean, a bike accident, an Uber incident, Rockwell, and a Madonna pic hunt. (Rec: 1/8/23)

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Gurning Noelplay

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 05:00:49 GMT

Live jazz, watch talk, crime chat, more watch talk, and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

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Snooker Nut Smuggling

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:00:31 GMT

Darts chaos, choosing the soft life, Sir John Classical, a lorry-driving footballer, and leaf-blowing/sucking.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 216

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 05:00:12 GMT

Addresses, team and house points, Roy dresses really badly, 100%ing at work, and the Boycott era begins. (Rec: 27/7/23)

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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:14:11 GMT

The back story of Blue Peter legend John Noakes, including tea, cult activity, two Jones’, and a sexy birthday party. (Rec: 26/7/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 1

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 05:00:39 GMT

Just the chart rundown. But what a chart. (Rec: 25/7/23)

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Terry Sorts The Door

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 05:00:04 GMT

Jadedness, a roundabout visit, live classical music, being high in a cat café, and a dinner party fail.

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Backflip Boy Surgery

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 05:00:48 GMT

A dad powerplay, hero fantasies, an amazing cake, music documentary tips, and digging news.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 215

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 05:00:28 GMT

Saying names of old players, Australia, Uber friends, Moyes’ close shave, and an amazing new chairman. (Rec: 20/7/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 05:00:51 GMT

Boris in Chichester, Turkish Delight and champagne, a street pig, and a pivot to lions. (Rec: 19/7/23)

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Life Logistics - Shepherd Hut Smoking

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 05:00:37 GMT

Office chairs, shared lawn woes, work avoidance, and a career crossroads. (Rec: 18/7/23)

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Andrew Cute

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 05:00:58 GMT

Excess peanuts, Vienetta, Harrods, Paul Weller, and vintage magazine treasure.

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Greasy Spoon Family Trip

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 05:00:03 GMT

Sananda Maitreya gets Jacko angry, Grace Jones and Halifax, glazier talk, breaking news, video shops, and dustmotes.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 214

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 05:00:29 GMT

Brazil gets punched, more Hunt rehabilitation, an emotional reunion, and an evil face. (Apologies for the intermittent sound issues) (Rec: 13/7/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 05:00:43 GMT

Tirpitz the war pig, TV show endings, the Dad’s Army cast slated, and jury duty avoidance. (Rec: 12/7/23)

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Life Logistics - Hair And That

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 05:00:40 GMT

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)

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Donkey Stuff

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 05:00:35 GMT

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.

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The Soft Life

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 05:00:02 GMT

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 213

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 05:00:46 GMT

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)

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Life Logistics - Church Stuff

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 05:00:19 GMT

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)

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Giant Haystacks

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 05:00:59 GMT

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.

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School Assembly

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 06:00:39 GMT

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 212

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 06:00:41 GMT

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 06:00:29 GMT

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)

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Life Logistics - Loaf Alternatives

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 06:00:41 GMT

Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23)

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Pressure Points

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 06:00:59 GMT

Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack.

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Buttery Crumpet

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:00:37 GMT

A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 211

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 06:00:58 GMT

An activation lever, John Wark, drawing horses, 1980s Australians, a new signing tries a banana shot, and a Pigface stitch-up. (Rec: 22/6/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 06:00:38 GMT

Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. (Rec: 21/6/23)

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History Box - Magic Alex Part 4

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 15:00:51 GMT

Lying to The Beatles, buying a Greek island, Japanese whisky, wiring large sums of money, lethal armoured cars, and an artificial sun. (Rec: 20/6/23)

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The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 1

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 06:00:52 GMT

On our sixth birthday, we look back at a list of ideas we’ve had in the past that have been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.

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Shooting A QC

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 06:00:34 GMT

Bum crack talk, a mindfulness class, shelves, memories of houses from the past, gatecrashers, and scolding strangers.

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A Legal War

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 11:46:33 GMT

The defamation battle of the year assessed, awards for the untalented, an unboxing follow-up, and secret disposals.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 210

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:00:38 GMT

Hucknall, Roy’s new single, comics, celeb encounters, Perspex violence, the Hunter’s Hat Trick, and the most sendings-off. (Rec: 15/6/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 06:00:33 GMT

Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. (Rec: 14/6/23)

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History Box - Magic Alex Part 3

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 06:00:32 GMT

Magazines, holiday gifts, the BeatlesCave, reversing, and 2am diesel syphoning. (Rec: 13/6/23)

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Zoom-In Christmas

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:50:29 GMT

Photo manipulation, Cheryl and Ashley, liking films, and Stevie Wonder messes about.

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Initialling Samples

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 06:00:50 GMT

Missing princess speculation, Stalin, maturing attitudes, a smashed bath tub, and Ben Elton.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 209

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 06:00:20 GMT

Brief dream chat, old school photography, bunny spotting, filming men, Bielsa, imagination analysis, and Terry Anderson. (Rec: 8/6/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 06:00:21 GMT

Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig. (Rec: 7/6/23)

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History Box - Magic Alex Part 2

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 06:00:41 GMT

Susceptibility to persuasive characters, Hammers in Hollywood, online banking security, and bartering pods for sausages. (Rec: 6/6/23)

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Peanut Ad Dive

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 06:00:51 GMT

Marketing strategies, lesser podcasts, lamb memories, a talking head ambush, and widow correspondence.

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Sock Gravel Friend

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 06:00:40 GMT

Feeling posh, playlists for dogs, being tracked, prepping, podding by post, Geoff Capes, and a forest house trek.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 208

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 06:00:25 GMT

Alternate facts, touchscreens, more Anderson Incident, wheel-feeding, the choke, hazards, the glove compartment, and boiled sweets. (Rec: 1/6/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 06:00:13 GMT

Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag. (Rec: 31/5/23)

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History Box - Magic Alex Part 1

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 06:00:56 GMT

We examine the Beatles’ inventor pal, including name-changing, plastic, Brian Jones, and tech disruption. (Rec: 30/5/23)

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Andrew’s Van

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 06:00:26 GMT

New pod plug, data hating, hiding a film, the ‘Funhouse’ rights, an LA office, book talk, and a museum fail.

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Guernsey Jazz

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 12:46:23 GMT

Island solitude, tax evasion, sauciness, a Nazi hospital, award defeat, and the continuing demise of football.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 207

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 06:00:31 GMT

A curtain-raiser, The Anderson Incident, Lynex, bodily rearrangement, horse fighting, and Roy and Blackie watch a video. (Rec: 25/5/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 06:00:07 GMT

Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding. (Rec: 24/5/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 2

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 06:00:16 GMT

The coolness of 1990, Fatboy Slim ruins a new top, cheese corkage, urchins in anoraks, and the magic of MC Tunes. (Rec: 23/5/23)

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Police Action Now

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 06:00:40 GMT

Prediction scenes, a trip to Nottingham, royal conspiracies, and far right cult membership claims.

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Cultural Overview

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 06:00:55 GMT

Simon & Garfunkel bicker, USA For Africa vs Prince, lots of stuff we’ve been watching, and Steve Wright.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 206

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 06:00:50 GMT

Footballers’ books, a bit of Noelplay, dodgy cops, a victory parade, some post-match tablets, and Soccer Sixes. (Rec: 17/5/23)

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The Pig Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 06:00:24 GMT

A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers. (Rec: 17/5/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 1

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 06:00:42 GMT

Pretty much just the chart rundown - honk honk! (Rec: 16/5/23)

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International Literature

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 06:00:55 GMT

Jarvis Cocker, more stationery, dirty book shops, a school report, and foreign bongo.

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We Are Good Men

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 11:54:04 GMT

A comedy show, self-care, Gregg Wallace, a public speaking fail, and a February bonus.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 205

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 06:00:38 GMT

Sanctimonious presenters, still saying, sweepers, Roy and Joe come together, post-Armageddon plans, and post-match noises. (Rec: 11/5/23)

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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 06:00:37 GMT

Bell bottoms, the hair genie, Big Tie, phone mix-ups, Tea Shop, fishing, a mashed car door, Mrs Vomit, and future plans. (Rec: 10/5/23)

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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 4

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 06:00:18 GMT

Beatles blagging, wild parakeets, Millwall implosion, Sparkie Williams, Sid threatens a budgie, and ResultsBot vows to go clean. (Rec: 9/5/23)

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Taco Sunday

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 06:00:33 GMT

Kitchen cleaning, getting away for a bit, Teesside, accidental stalking, and asking about house valuations.

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Solar-Powered Micro Suns

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 06:00:48 GMT

Transatlantic trolling, some science, a captured monkey, Gladiators, and the Lampard men.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 204

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 06:00:22 GMT

Nervous Walter, a lucky chant, an old young manager, hot tellies, and an amazing soccer watch. (Rec: 4/5/23)

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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:00:25 GMT

A genuine office injury, mental health first aiders, living in fear, a canine visit, and lunchtime boozing. (Rec: 3/5/23)

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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 3

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 06:00:00 GMT

Sid thanks the telly, switching off after a show, accidental VHS wiping, some Sid info, and cage advice. (Rec: 2/5/23)

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Audio-Visual Unboxing

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 06:00:21 GMT

Some stuff we got sent, some insurance tips, and disgraceful scenes.

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Fishy Fists

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 06:00:46 GMT

A sporting legend buys bog rolls, stationery purchasing, schoolgirl handwriting, and Forest of Dean stuff.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 203

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 11:01:25 GMT

More Roland Rat, nerves, adult nappies, Tubby’s sweet shop, Roy’s first job, and John raises his flag,

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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 06:00:42 GMT

1970s sexism, Christmas party exclusion, The Likely Lads, omelette seduction, call centre hell, and pressing buttons. (Rec: 3/5/23)

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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 2

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 06:00:49 GMT

Tea, birds, Wimbledon, Great Uncle Augustus, Sid’s lodgings, and Italian eating times. (Rec: 2/5/23)

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Ramshackle Episode

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 06:00:23 GMT

Lethargy, aimless weekends, pioneering podcasting, shrinkflation, wild boars, and a pop star up the lapdancing.

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Dizzy Dots

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 06:00:40 GMT

Music for babies, murder telly, spinning at work, Gok rings up, fat pics, and the Queen’s pool.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 202

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 06:00:06 GMT

Post-covid nift, a 1980s chairman, Vine, Diamond, Humphries, Parkinson, and Rat. (Rec: 27/4/23)

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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 06:00:44 GMT

Noises podcasting, tea set plans, office knitwear shame, Brent Cross, and discontinued confectionery. (Rec: 26/4/23)

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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 1

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:00:26 GMT

Covid recovery, pet shops, goldfish, landladies, a classic Carry On, and the NHS. (Rec: 26/4/23)

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2024 - Year Of Our Bodies

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 14:34:40 GMT

The PredictoFinger, a dog spies on a naked ex-footballer, shower methods, Blue Monday nonsense, and a vegan sex professor.

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Man Health MOT

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:00:42 GMT

Some future deep dive considerations, movie song revivals, and Sam gets a thorough medical going over.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 201

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 06:00:05 GMT

Old newsagents, a smoking teacher, official abuse, the ‘Amor’, injuries, new towns, and the Cup Final kicks off.

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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:00:20 GMT

Storming the day out market and the suit market, spotting Lineker, chatting with Lumley, plus Don Brennan and C4 show development.

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Life Logistics - Poppadom House Rules

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 06:00:55 GMT

Meal deals, curry Lamparding, a storage price hike, and document disposal fun while avoiding Feargal Sharkey.

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Mouth Tyres

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 11:54:16 GMT

A Sooty trip, accountants, motor management, shin pads, derby woe, and unwanted pop-ups.

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The Joy Of Darts

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 06:00:00 GMT

The king of just resting, lamparding some stewards, crowdless sport, a superb guess, and Science Island.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 200

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 06:00:57 GMT

Future Melchester thoughts, Heinz spaghetti dinners, half time drug ingestion, bubblecopters John Jaws, and Roy’s nicknames. (Rec: 6/4/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 06:00:08 GMT

Noel pre-empts this podcast, Daddy Warbucks, a terrible day, some different Noel content and the plane lands. (Rec: 5/4/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 3

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 06:00:34 GMT

Greasemania, Travolta and Cage, our richest listener, cartoons in films, a mod shop ruckus, and some songs from the chart. (Rec: 4/4/23)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 199

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 06:00:12 GMT

Recreating football, a war of nerves, air banners, Roy Jr gets on the telly, rhyming with John Weller, and subterranean dugouts. (Rec: 30/3/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 5

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 06:00:43 GMT

Deal Or No Deal news, some high performance content including a poem, KFC Chat, and jazz. (Rec: 29/3/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 2

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 06:00:12 GMT

Cats in the wild, Danish web design, Barnes literary scene updates, Ghost XL, and Bob Geldof defies the unions. (Rec: 28/3/23)

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Dad Curious

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 06:00:02 GMT

A hotel coffee machine incident, a party plan, a jolly doctor, and a treacherous journey home from Liverpool.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 198

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 06:00:36 GMT

Wood procurement, turning and blowing, collapsing schools, an alien dinner badge, Kevin the Kitten, and some different times content. (Rec: 23/3/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:00:40 GMT

Needless flight jargon, plane vs helicopter, animation plans, the King’s biscuits, and the cost of travelling. (Rec: 22/3/23)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 1

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 06:00:57 GMT

Blob husbandry, the best holiday noise, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 21/3/23)

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Sue Barker Emoji

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 06:00:16 GMT

The end of banter telly, Blankety Blank, an erectile dysfunction investigation, and the IFS Christmas party.

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Digital Exploration

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 11:52:18 GMT

Fencing for health, a Soviet cheat, testosterone loss, and prostate checks.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 197

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 06:00:26 GMT

An unsettled guest, fat cats, a bit of Noeltalk, Pat Sharp life tips, and a scratchcard game. (Rec: 16/3/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:00:52 GMT

A special guest, luggage talk, extra jargon, buying a radio station in mid-air, Richest Branston, and Noel gets increasingly excited. (Rec: 15/3/23)

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Life Logistics - Toilet Turkey

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 06:00:11 GMT

Night howling, an air fryer barbecue, Steve and Ange, swearing around babies, and dog-dragging. (Rec: 14/3/23)

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Christmas Build-Up

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 06:00:53 GMT

Gift plans, Sam’s fake tree, giant cooking, boxes of chocolates, and a self-commissioned documentary.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 3

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 17:00:06 GMT

Teenage listening, sexy bank robbers, a Sam duet, our plans to become MPs, Macca writes ‘Jet’, and some Wombles and Abba and a C5. (Rec: 12/3/23)

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Spy Suspicions

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 06:00:14 GMT

Foaming, frenzying, getting tapped up by the intelligence services, Nissan, Sunak, and Klopp.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 196

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 06:00:02 GMT

A tribute to Penny, an editorial refreshment issue, Roy’s many gods, a white pitch, cotton wool boots, nerves, and Mark Owen. (Rec: 9/3/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 06:00:49 GMT

Noel discloses his flight history, has intrusive thoughts, Sam flies solo, Richard Keys, and school slogans. (Rec: 8/3/23)

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Life Logistics - Cream High

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 06:00:19 GMT

The Queen’s soaps, death news speculating, the teachings of a 100-year-old man, a spending query, and veggie chat. (Rec: 7/3/23)

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Tooth Removal

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 06:00:47 GMT

Sam goes to the dentists, the external sinus, an anger vein, a Christmas tree policy shift, and monster hunting.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 195

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 06:00:39 GMT

A player-turned-teacher, tense Roy, knowledgeable fans, a rewritten snooker anthem, and some future tech appears. (Rec: 2/3/23)

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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 06:00:44 GMT

Gremlins, Noelplay, technological motivations, a frustrated angry dad, Bond, a retraction, and Noelwear. (Rec: 1/3/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 8

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 06:00:45 GMT

A greased lens, a new shop explored, fat advice, rabies in France and a terrifying BBC film. (Rec: 28/2/23)

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RIP Terry Venables

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Roaring awake, lazy Sunday stuff, a tooth problem, and our tribute to the architect of Euro 96.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 2

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 17:00:52 GMT

Tip talk, early Wombles, a self-flowing river, The Spoon, a Glitter spin-off, and Avengers admin. (Rec: 26/2/23)

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Bring Back Angus

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 11:30:00 GMT

Sniping at radio stations, pop music, recommendations, and another nail in football’s coffin.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 194

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 06:00:42 GMT

Joe Bellamy’s rage increases, Nat Gosden struggles, football pub talkers, a pre-match atrocity, and a nice away kit. (Rec: 23/2/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:00:22 GMT

Best best mate name, old Leeds stuff, wet Alf Garnett, bad houseboat research, Parky, and the big eggs hatch. (Rec: 22/2/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 7

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 06:00:55 GMT

Magic, insecurity, the Pigeon Street link, Sam does a joke, and some rabies arrives by boat. (Rec: 21/2/23)

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Emergency Pod - New Argentina President

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 18:30:13 GMT

Javier Milei, his dead dog, his chainsaw, and how the UK could be next.

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Incredible Shoehorn

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 11:13:33 GMT

Beatboxing, poor and/or expensive light festivals, a charity flounce, friendship maintenance, and embracing TikTok.

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Grifting Drinks

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 06:00:46 GMT

Assorted pop acts, Lineker in the pub, the shpuke, I’m A Celeb, Animal Kwackers, and Prowse.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 193

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 06:00:48 GMT

Claret kit history, a terrible vantage point, awful opinions, enraged Bellamy gets done, and an old-timer returns. (Rec: 16/2/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 06:00:49 GMT

A now-disgraced kids show, a nervous bugler, bus conductors, and Rod’s best mate. (Rec: 15/2/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 6

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 06:00:17 GMT

Investigative journalism, fear of ‘the other’, a happy rabid dog, pet stats, and grassing for Britain. (Rec: 14/2/23)

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Escaped Italian Lion

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 06:00:20 GMT

Some fireworks, grown men dressed up, pocket pebbles, hermitage trouble, and a parasympathetic nervous system.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 1

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 17:00:46 GMT

Just the chart rundown really. (Rec: 12/2/23)

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Waiter Envelope Badge

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 06:00:53 GMT

Living near the National Archive, the Duchy of Cornwall, an Indian meal, C-3PO gets on eBay, and leaving gigs early.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 192

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 06:00:59 GMT

Father/son gaming, tactics, cup rivalry, posh trains, alluring Penny, sprains, and a computer contest. (Rec: 9/2/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 06:00:19 GMT

An apology, crossbows, big eggs, new baby mayhem, and Rod’s dad. (Rec: 8/2//23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 5

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 06:00:53 GMT

Respecting rabies, chilling dystopias, a sponsored cat, a horror circus, and selling fish to the rich. (Rec: 7/2//23)

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Noel Zealand

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 06:00:35 GMT

A deep dive into Noel Edmonds’ latest antics in and around his New Zealand compound.

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New York Odyssey

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 11:26:19 GMT

American catchphrases, posh fireworks, collaborating with Lineker, Pickleball, and a rat-killing mayor.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 191

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 06:00:54 GMT

Milkmen’s greasy spoon, scrambled eggs, Norman’s thigh tape, the ‘seven-on-two’, a prophecy error, BMX stuff, and murder admission. (Rec: 2/2/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 06:00:41 GMT

Getting on telly as kids, Australia flights, dwelling on the bad stuff, keeping secrets, Salford showbiz buffet, and attacking the Queen Mum. (Rec: 1/2/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 4

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 06:00:48 GMT

Implausibility, a delivery miracle, a dog bite film, continental armpit warnings, and Jon Pertwee’s rate card. (Rec: 31/1/23)

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Bedtime 2 (2nd Attempt)

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 12:27:05 GMT

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors. (This time with the correct audio!)

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Sweets

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 06:00:56 GMT

Are chocolates sweets? Also, a video farewell, firework-swallowing, jigsaw-poisoning, local sweets, and snus.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 2

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 17:00:46 GMT

Finding diamonds, an outrageous canine guest, a friend of the pod, book shop negotiation, and some music stuff. (Rec: 29/1/23)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 190

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 05:00:28 GMT

Forest chat, fictional football careers, hard man Vic, more names on hoardings, and a new comic is launched. (Rec: 26/1/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 05:00:48 GMT

Evil sleepers, Carol Vorderman’s love life, hypocrisy, big-chinned celebs, LazyTown, and Rod’s domestic life. (Rec: 25/1/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 3

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 05:00:40 GMT

Heart location, moving to Portugal, old photos, mess definition, and travelling not holidaying. (Rec: 24/1/23)

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Jazz Brunch

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 05:00:13 GMT

New York plans, saying embarrassing stuff, USA culture, and the Battenberg cake.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 1

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 16:00:44 GMT

Stock, Aitken & Waterman, a canine guest, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 22/1/23)

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Peter Purves’ Compound

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Self-abuse motivations, Blue Peter team pic, bear lasagne thief, the Rooneys, and pet surgery news.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 189

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 05:00:32 GMT

Father/son FIFA grief, Roy says a strange thing in his action jacket before licencing his reflective system and getting drunk, and Rob gets bullied. (Rec: 19/1/23)

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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 05:00:43 GMT

Refusing This Is Your Life, Bill Oddie quizzes with Sam, Eamonn Andrews gets fighty, Emu and Orville are held hostage, and Cheggers gets attacked. (Rec: 18/1/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 2

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 05:00:41 GMT

Rabies today, cure distribution, visiting ‘France’, wet markets and covid, and relocating to Antarctic. (Rec: 17/1/23)

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Three Puddings Sam

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:00:20 GMT

Blood-letting with an uncle, some tube-clambering, an overindulgence of sweetness, and Christmas taste-testing plans.

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Very Long Episode

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 11:06:21 GMT

Christmas begins, fruit cake and cheese, gig talk, Savile, and Sam scrambles eggs wrong.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 188

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 05:00:28 GMT

Patronising media, an unknown kit manufacturer, a fish-filleting legend, a sausage duo, and acronym hate. (Rec: 12/1/23)

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 05:00:25 GMT

A bouncing bridge, Wembley stats, a Hammersmith stand-off, foaming, sex maniacs, and a stupidity tax. (Rec: 11/1/23)

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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 1

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 05:00:07 GMT

Foam, hair products, Paul Weller’s dad, double crown hell, and dodgy allotments. (Rec: 10/1/23)

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Music Or Football?

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 05:00:43 GMT

The matchday chore, Keane meets Yaffle, the Jackson connection, and other great TFTM achievements.

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The Soho Accusation Technique

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 05:00:51 GMT

School issues, the Tory conference, a dirty old man up the park, Strictly, and imperial phase Brucie.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 187

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 05:00:22 GMT

Bringing back booting and rabies, McKay’s god image and healing qualities, and Roy takes the credit for everything. (Rec: 5/1/23)

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 05:00:55 GMT

Editorial choices, lion photography, Oscar praise, a cat army, threat management, and some phobias. (Rec: 4/1/23)

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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 4

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 05:00:11 GMT

Researching Kathy Hill, Andrew is celebrated, George tinkers, a great drunk shot, and it all ends. (Rec: 3/1/23)

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Cookie’s Birthday

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 05:00:38 GMT

A computer man, some canine bad behaviour, a problem, a daredevil mascot, more mascot chat, and being chased by sheep.

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Pray For Bonnie

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 05:00:40 GMT

A Vita Modula clean-up, Stacey Solomon, a beloved cat gets hurt, and a fox and a fence.

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Memoriam Noises

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 15:22:01 GMT

A bonus mini-episode that started out as something else.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 186

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 05:00:26 GMT

Star Wars figures, Roy goes in goal and plays god, Club Botham, Rob ignores feedback, progress, and a sweaty Bobby Robson dream. (Rec: 29/12/22)

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:00:29 GMT

A rabbit contributes, mail cats, a double banana, and some human-looking artefacts. (Rec: 28/12/22)

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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 3

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 05:00:38 GMT

GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22)

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Bald Man In Wigtown

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 05:00:15 GMT

A trip to Scotland, a menuless café, nonocliers, a hotel room picnic, tomato talk, and a perfume gift.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 3

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 16:00:29 GMT

Delaney Christmas Day plans, David Essex films, a life of crime considered, and a problematic hit dissected. (Rec: 25/12/22)

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Beware The Two-Wheeled Grass

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 05:00:45 GMT

Ronnie Pickering, Murdoch quits, cash deals, fly-tipping, free books, and Brandreth feedback.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 185

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 05:00:59 GMT

Michael Robinson, our emigration plans, Roy’s dad, a spider car, petrol money, and Charlie Carter gets injured again. (Rec: 22/12/22)

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Forced accountant listening, Slade origin info, a voice legend, holiday observing, James Bantz, butcher bird, and evolution. (Rec: 21/12/22)

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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 2

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 05:00:12 GMT

Album titles, Andrew’s influence, The Beatles of the Rings, musical alchemy, and a skiing PR trip with John Pigface. (Rec: 20/12/22)

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Ringo’s Furniture

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 05:00:40 GMT

A Beatle visits Blue Peter, steel, Perspex, plastic, a little man with some radiators, and some breaking news.

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The Luxury Of Chaos

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 10:33:44 GMT

Nature’s fightback, empty office pod nests, celebrity misbehaviour, early morning sport, mum-shaming, and new school talk.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 184

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 05:00:56 GMT

Free stuff, Charlie Nicholas, slalom runs, a Benny Hill funeral, dead former lovers, I-Spy, bowing, and the captain’s room.

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 05:00:37 GMT

A mine rat and other hero animals, a creepy finger, childhood swearing, and a Tinder surprise.

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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 1

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 05:00:37 GMT

Whamageddon hate, perineum tactics, strength, pudding, George’s miracles, and hair chat.

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The Human Flaviu

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 05:00:38 GMT

Extreme heat, our positions in the coming revolution, and the escaped ‘terrorist’ and his many TFTM links

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 2

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 16:00:34 GMT

A classic is unearthed, podding walk-on songs, a dadpod, milk in pubs, and lionplay.

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A Park Gone Wrong

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 05:00:50 GMT

Chasing a celeb’s dog, family cults, coffee shop rage, a car boot fail, and toastie fury.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 183

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 05:00:46 GMT

The best 1980’s kit manufacturers, sexy leather dogs, Brinsden the genius, Roy’s Monday report, and Animal Sundays.

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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 05:00:19 GMT

The annual Yuletide deep dive returns with extra-eye cow, the shyest footballer, emulating Frodo, and cat/dog updates.

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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 3

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 05:00:45 GMT

Sepp’s downfall, his replacement, his love life, his sexy plans, and ‘partners’.

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Magical Gravy Ingredient

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 05:00:29 GMT

Apple chat, brainstorming ideas, healthy after-school snacks, and a disastrous McDonalds trip.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 1

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 16:00:07 GMT

Just the top 40 rundown to be honest.

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Archives Work Fantasy

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 05:00:54 GMT

Scrounging, niche football talk, Spinal Tap, cinema discomfort, Victorian inventions, more scrounging and consumer rumours.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 182

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 05:00:24 GMT

A new lamp, a pupdate, Roy goes ABC, a soaked petition, high Penny, and Brinsden’s gang buys a paper.

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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 05:00:38 GMT

Education, the Honey Monster’s dad, a Millionaire stitch-up, and a brief look at the Roobarb episode.

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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 2

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 05:00:58 GMT

Denmark, national derbies, atlas truths, globeplay, encyclopaedias, telly nans, Cilla invents Marxism, and no Blatter.

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Consumer Rumours

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 05:00:47 GMT

Noisy item round-up, mystery wood, power washing, workshop life, festival collection, and more.

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Flaviu Returns

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 10:02:44 GMT

Dealing with unwelcome spiders, a nugget party, consumer rumours, and a lynx development.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 181

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 05:00:27 GMT

Bleak Britain, the worst man of the 80s and 90s, beetroot, coarse blankets, and a glorious free gift. (Rec: 24/11/22)

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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 05:00:52 GMT

Short-form animation fun, giving kids booze, Wombles business deals, jazz dog ownership, and a kitten asserts his authority. (Rec: 23/11/22)

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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 1

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 05:00:27 GMT

The best ever trophy, global sausage acquisition, dissing Nelson Mandela, and contactless technology. (Rec: 22/11/22)

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Drizzly Zoo

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 12:00:00 GMT

Sound effects, Parkinson reassessed, posh snacks, an Irish visit, and a new IFS tier?

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Katie Price Prison Win

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 05:00:07 GMT

A ResultsBot update, football talk, numbers, golf injuries, and a news round-up

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 180

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 05:00:22 GMT

Chris Wilson, having a window peep, a sex cab, pointless petitions, and Roy motivates Rob. (Rec: 24/11/22)

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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 05:00:44 GMT

1974’s Christmas spike craze, fat pens, solvent connoisseurs, Morrissey, life upgrades, and the double slit. (Rec: 16/11/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 5

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 05:00:49 GMT

This should have gone out a month or so ago but episode 9 went out instead - not sure anyone noticed. Withnail, ice cream, kid film persuasion, the FX-2000, and Sam’s first car purchase. (Rec: 18/10/22)

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Animal Kwackers

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 05:00:26 GMT

Wartime podcasts, childhood nakedness, the hernia, telly memories, and Chris Tarrant’s sunbathing woes.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 3

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:00:24 GMT

Christmas, darts, the World Cup, Friends, the greatest album of all time, and Prince. (Rec: 20/11/22)

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Portugal Coach Driver

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 10:39:32 GMT

Edinburgh, kissing rhythms, road and medical dis n’ dat, and AirBnB towel grief.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 179

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 05:00:24 GMT

Football lamparding, the Melchester treatment room/sauna, and some Christmas health advice. (Rec: 17/11/22)

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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 05:00:45 GMT

Flood coverage, Triffid fear, pot hacking, and Robin Hood turns up. (Rec: 9/11/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 8

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 05:00:09 GMT

Middle-class drug teens, street ladies, stats in sport, and football Twitter hell. (Rec: 8/11/22)

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Bedtime

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:00:57 GMT

Prayers, vinyl jackets, sibling room sharing, plane drunkenness, a wasp sting remedy, and evening eavesdropping.

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The Dentist’s Chair 1996

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 05:00:43 GMT

Tournament dating, football’s Arthur Daley, the greatest preparation in England’s history, and how it enraged John Pigface so much.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 178

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Neville Jones panics, or does he? Merv remembers being a winger, cowboy talk, a smiling skinhead, and petitions. (Rec: 3/11/22)

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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 05:00:09 GMT

Sugar, British Home Stores, tour department store plans, headscarves, dream chat, and egg stuff. (Rec: 2/11/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 7

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 05:00:10 GMT

Online trading, interdental brushing, old-school Fantasy Football, banter lines, and posters. (Rec: 1/11/22)

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Goosey Goosey Gander

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 05:00:10 GMT

A simple nursery rhyme, priest skallingtons in holes, Saudi Arabia bid for us, Julian Fellowes again, and some correspondence.

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Bees

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 05:00:15 GMT

A single episode looking at the world of bees in our world. Again, apologies for sporadic sound issues with Sam.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 177

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 05:00:22 GMT

1984, footballers plucked from obscurity, a Division 3 bruiser, a new Martin, iron balls, a Taffy massage, and we dox another reader. (Rec: 27/10/22)

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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:00:12 GMT

A list of stories, a widow, family cannibalism, hangry Sam, mushrooms, and non-stop porridge. (Rec: 26/10/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 6

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 05:00:33 GMT

More classified ads, World Cup stickers, cat stuff, hat stuff, Andy Warhol, and a telly trick. (Rec: 25/10/22)

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Throwing

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 05:00:30 GMT

A close look at the world of throwing stuff. Sorry for occasional sound issues - Sam’s mic was stuck on ‘gale force wind’ setting.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 2

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 16:00:43 GMT

The Our Price reboot, indie record shops, Blur v Oasis, Britpop lamparding, and encounters with Radiohead. (Rec: 23/10/22)

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Dog Track Car Park

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 05:00:24 GMT

The Long Good Friday, dating Annabel Croft, memory groups, and historical sleep patterns.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175.5

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 05:00:48 GMT

Illustration issues, Roy’s gaslighting, fan chaos, Christmas plans, and a terrifying festive pic. (Rec: 20/10/22)

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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 05:00:39 GMT

Pub closures, the clever/stupid method, more laundry, the James Last Star Wars influence, and the Emperor educates himself. (Rec: 19/10/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 9

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 05:00:47 GMT

Libraries and their destruction, a shower system rhyme, reputation management, retirement, and the Victorians. (Rec: 18/10/22)

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Grass

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 08:36:27 GMT

Tennis, bikecams, bread, Noel Edmonds, resistance, and litter.

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Chimney Talk

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 11:44:40 GMT

Nap Tag, Fred Dibnah, roof bravery, lunch crisps, cereal boxes, and Duncan Goodhew.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 176

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 05:00:06 GMT

John Cleese, coping with changing attitudes, Roy does some sums, Charlie does some gardening, and a selection shock. (Rec: 13/10/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 05:00:02 GMT

Stalking your own kids, a cavity exploration, some etymology, a bit of Bernard Bresslaw, and more stalking stuff. (Rec: 12/10/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 4

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 05:00:09 GMT

Paul Calf, some female input, an unsolicited cuppa, what blokes talk about, and Camp Beaumont heartache. (Rec: 11/10/22)

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Concert Talk

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 09:40:14 GMT

Some great gigs, a not great gig, a runaway dog, intense teeth-cleaning, and bleaching.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 1

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 16:00:02 GMT

A ghostly intervention, cat abuse hypocrisy, the chart rundown, and a story tease for next time. (Rec: 10/10/22)

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Gas Tunnels

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 05:00:52 GMT

Road digging, specialist television piping, Threads, a bolt and a button, and a triggering birthday party.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 05:00:43 GMT

The French discuss the white Christmas, corpse visit plans, showing off, Sharron Davies meets Roy in a hotel, Roy fails badly at judo, and we see Human Penny. (Rec: 6/10/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 05:00:43 GMT

Sexy stuff, cottage cheese, a theatre leopard, a Madonna safe, an uncatchable burglar gets ruptured, and a classroom show-off. (Rec: 5/10/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 3

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 05:00:50 GMT

An old goal, Madchester, Sam’s obituarist, Dave from the Winchester, and fighter pilot footballers, and desperation beer. (Rec: 4/10/22)

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Skipmas Day

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 05:00:50 GMT

Tennis and the Troubles, Lineker’s hibernation, an Elton aficionado, and boil in the bag funerals.

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Outdoors

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 05:00:39 GMT

Norwich, Elton’s concorde, boredom, the AA v RAC, and garden destruction.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 174

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 05:00:01 GMT

A pull-off, hooligan freckles, Tony Hadley threats, the magic of muscles, and Roy’s woes increase with some shocking refereeing.

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 05:00:53 GMT

A generational attitudes clash, legal threats, a feud with Sara Cox, Blankety Blank fees, and regularly not being bothered.

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 2

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Our personal debts to the mag, the wrath of a trained killer, control, Liz Hurley, and Rod Stewart’s turn of phrase.

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Complaining About Complainers

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:00:39 GMT

An IFS subscription plea, the power of suggestion, the salad cream effect, and Glastonbury.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 2

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 16:00:27 GMT

Snoopy and Peanuts, Peters & Lee, racing street dogs, nature table plans, and school bomb threats. (Rec: 25/9/22)

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Next-Level Timbrelling

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Birth certificates, meat-eating, a payment demand, a Gulliver reprise, remembering Ray Wilkins (and water), and a riddle.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 173

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 05:00:21 GMT

Guessing, hairlines, a proper tramp, a smashed face, computer game piracy, We Are The Champions, and a shock substitution. (Rec: 22/9/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 05:00:45 GMT

A PC stitch-up, films that are and aren’t fun, and Leslie Grantham’s penultimate TV appearance? (Rec: 21/9/22)

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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 1

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 05:00:54 GMT

The launch of a life-changing magazine, how it chimed with the times, working for Labour, and remembering our first time. (Rec: 20/9/22)

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Drying

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 09:46:36 GMT

Mostly about drying yourself after a shower, but a man is bitten in a pub and Kevin Keegan appears too.

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The Hoffs Incident

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 05:00:56 GMT

Heat, live trip-planning, vampiric tubes, gentle Play School vibes, THAT guess, and the PrinceCopter.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 172

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 05:00:43 GMT

A glorious return, £400Land, an artist change, lady genies, titchy breakfasts, and unsettling clowns. (Rec: 15/9/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 05:00:41 GMT

A tidy wee boy, a problem chimp, Sunday Sunderland fun, a battered bear, and a struggling Barrymore is observed. (Rec: 14/9/22)

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History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 2

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 05:00:20 GMT

A different riot, loving Loaded, ghost Beatles, life expectancy chat, and a bit about the 1766 cheese riot. (Rec: 13/9/22)

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Bear Attack

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 13:50:57 GMT

A riddle, some further Rumpelstiltskin assessment, a couple of cowboy hats, and wilderness talk.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 1

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 16:00:48 GMT

A chart rundown, pop sentiency, and a look at the debut issue of Enter CD-ROM magazine. (Rec: 11/9/22)

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The Prague Odyssey

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 14:50:55 GMT

A hotel from hell, smoking, the ultimate cockney, a weird hospitality tent, airport chaos, and a European cup win.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 171

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 05:00:49 GMT

Harvey Rawson’s brain room, Walford is taken over, a football conspiracy, and two gay blokes in a chip shop. (Rec: 8/9/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 05:00:44 GMT

The Troggs Tapes, small people, the joy of metalwork, and Catholic education. (Rec: 7/9/22)

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History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 1

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 05:00:08 GMT

Homemade cheese, a nightmarish grass situation, and our farming plans. (Rec: 6/9/22)

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Ultra Extreme Legend Goals

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 05:00:45 GMT

Sparks, a lunar ambition, Northern Ireland then and now, the Rat-A-Tat-Tat, Los Postinos, and Prague safety.

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Viewmaster Reviews

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 05:00:14 GMT

Spilling serum, payment fails, taking a driver hostage, the world's custard source, and a Star Wars box office query.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 170

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 05:00:30 GMT

More hoarding code, Roy Jr’s hidden talents, Rawson’s psychological theory, and an unusual German picture editor. (Rec: 1/9/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 31 May 2023 05:00:38 GMT

A dive into the book’s introduction, doing a Norvelle, a TV tug of war, and the PC shock jocks get their way. (Rec: 31/8/22)

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History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 2

Tue, 30 May 2023 05:00:30 GMT

A lorry almost crashes, the bird adopts a human, and we hear a first-hand account of the whole thing. (Rec: 30/8/22)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 3

Sun, 28 May 2023 16:00:07 GMT

Why some eras are better than others, the Human League panel, and the Bronski revolution. (Rec: 28/8/22)

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Selfie With Roy

Fri, 26 May 2023 05:00:56 GMT

Rag acquisition, fouling a school library, a dad on a roof, Brucie’s widow, and Italian losing rage.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 169

Thu, 25 May 2023 05:00:15 GMT

David Croft, more hoarding namechecks, Roy is cuckolded, Sir John Stalin, being claggy, and dolphin-watching. (Rec: 25/8/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 2

Tue, 23 May 2023 05:00:45 GMT

We get sidetracked by an interview with Max Bygraves from 1977 and Hitler’s balls. (Rec: 24/8/22)

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History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 1

Tue, 23 May 2023 05:00:06 GMT

Playground bird bully attack, scary eye balloons, perfect non-salty tea, Elvis, Sinatra, and a burst pipe meltdown. (Rec: 23/8/22)

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Manifesting Chips

Mon, 22 May 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Getting knocked down, getting up again, hate mail, another eBay search, risk assessment, and European travel plans.

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Frozen Stiff

Fri, 19 May 2023 05:00:08 GMT

The nature table, some interruptions, The Little Dinner Lady, a chilling tale, and finger names.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 168

Thu, 18 May 2023 05:00:27 GMT

Fireworks! Roy and Blackie collide but another RR steals the thunder. Plus a mind palace and more fireworks! (Rec: 18/8/22)

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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 17 May 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Eating mud, Countdown presenter history, and the Max Bygraves foreword. (Rec: 17/8/22)

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Life Logistics - Veg Talk

Tue, 16 May 2023 05:00:23 GMT

Learning musical instruments, Eno goes to M&S, toothbrush talk, and hangover cures. (Rec: 16/8/22)

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Eurovision Memories

Mon, 15 May 2023 05:00:19 GMT

Illness, a man of the woods on a tiny island, a trip to Riga, an Anglo-Italian row, and a pigs preview.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 2

Sun, 14 May 2023 16:00:55 GMT

The early Now compilations and their pig, Midge Ure’s world-ending conduct, and caveman acapella. (Rec: 14/8/22)

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Bear Meat Frenzy

Fri, 12 May 2023 05:00:47 GMT

A major pod player raises his game, Grylls grills, a hero’s birthday, beach war, ice cream families, and a puppy incident.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 167

Thu, 11 May 2023 05:00:16 GMT

Existential ageing crisis, Henry Cooper, coach chat, Roy goes back to Melchester, murder roleplay, and the big showdown.

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 10 May 2023 05:00:13 GMT

A Moult connection, survival TV, being stung, a sick bay pal, puddle humiliation, and a Canadian gets no reward. (Rec: 10/8/22)

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Life Logistics - Australia

Tue, 09 May 2023 09:50:40 GMT

A celebrity Pancho link, personal deep dives, a flatulent cat, and the end of Neighbours. (Rec: 9/8/22)

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Coronation Asda Car Parks

Sat, 06 May 2023 05:00:52 GMT

Ahead of the King's coronation, we visit our local respective Asda car parks to take the temperature of the nation, like we did when his mum died.

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Coronation Eve

Fri, 05 May 2023 05:00:38 GMT

Free gravy, Liverpool news, a rude eye injury, a royal song, and some Big Sam love.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 166

Thu, 04 May 2023 05:00:56 GMT

Roy’s ongoing problems, Russian cultural exchange, Fonz management, a zoo trip, and a celebrity lodger. (Rec: 11/8/22)

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 03 May 2023 05:00:13 GMT

A big advert, bloated Match of the Day, the softening of the Premier League, Jimmy chin, and not much Kick Start. (Rec: 10/8/22)

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Life Logistics - The Fascism Of Weddings

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:00:28 GMT

A suit refund query, matrimonial dilemmas, hot beef sandwiches, and being told what to do. (Rec: 9/8/22)

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Recycling Drama

Mon, 01 May 2023 05:00:11 GMT

Party pick-up attire and violence scenarios, fresh Lineker sightings, a wide local search, and a new friend.

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Going Medium

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 09:43:44 GMT

Soil distribution, old films, a Nando’s trip, and a Jerry Springer tribute.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 165

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 05:00:13 GMT

Readers’ polls, attic access denial, group names, the no-pun zone, a massacre, and problems for Melchester. (Rec: 28/7/22)

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 05:00:14 GMT

Sweary parenting, the course and running order assessed, a cocky Belgian, and sympathetic editing. (Rec: 27/7/22)

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History Box - First Telephone Call/Formation Of Chic

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 05:00:24 GMT

Bell invents the phone by mistake and enrages his mate, Nile and Bernard become mates, and Bowie’s alternative song. (Rec: 26/7/22)

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Tropical Compound

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

A health update, TFTM fan fiction, upcoming episode plans, and some telly recommendations.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 1

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 16:00:17 GMT

An incredible chart, picking a hard man record, Fatboy Slim gets creepy, and high concept movies. (Rec: 24/7/22)

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Christopher Crossmos

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 09:58:08 GMT

Sam’s covid ordeal, midnight snacks, and yacht rock songwriting.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 164

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 05:00:49 GMT

An error, getting told off, an awful dog story, petrol station nutmeg, and Penny smuggles herself in, and 1980s match nanas. (Rec: 21/7/22)

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 05:00:55 GMT

Heatwave analysis, the greatest wheelie ever, kerb talk, and the cream of the cream. (Rec: 20/7/22)

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History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 3

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 05:00:59 GMT

There’s blood everywhere, Charlie blinks slowly, Mick has a bit of dinner, avoids an attack, and raps in two different accents. (Rec: 19/7/22)

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A Bitter Fun

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 05:00:42 GMT

Live show planning, French aristocrats, a Cannes plan, a Grease review, and a new person of interest.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 163

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 05:00:31 GMT

Andy Jackson returns, Roy’s stress continues, Penny gets a Roy at the barbers, the FA Cup Final is ruined, and Action Force chat. (Rec: 14/7/22)

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 05:00:43 GMT

Dancing motorbikes, the gentle presenting styles, running with nature, Keith Lemon, and Peter Purves’ clipboard. (Rec: 13/7/22)

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History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 2

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 05:00:05 GMT

The might of the unions, new Adam Curtis stuff, Mrs Mao Tse Tung, and Keith watches Mick bust some moves. (Rec: 12/7/22)

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Roadside Adult Content

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 05:00:56 GMT

A look at Pulse and Cocktails, another adventure in journalism from Sam, and arguably Bulgaria’s hardest man.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 26/09/1999

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 16:00:29 GMT

Easily the worst chart the random pop blob has given us to look at. (Rec: 10/7/22)

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Frank’s Back!

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 05:00:02 GMT

Wrestlers at an agreement, drug pens, Easter tea frenzy, and a health update.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 162

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 05:00:06 GMT

A grey-haired kid, thinly-sliced meat wigs, a massive petition, speed training, a press-up challenge, and changing punching attitudes. (Rec: 7/7/22)

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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 05:00:12 GMT

Subway stairs and slopes, a massive roundabout, Peter Purves, Steve Wright, and a log-based alpha stand-off. (Rec: 6/7/22)

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History Box - The ‘Too Much Blood’ Video Part 1

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Contrarianism, a non-woke festival, buying Sharona’s car, and we take the temperature of the Rolling Stones song in 1983. (Rec: 5/7/22)

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Live Shows From The 14th!

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 11:15:00 GMT

Illness, old films, leisure centre weirdness, April fool stuff, and Shakin Stevens.

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Services Shortcut

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:00:53 GMT

Surprise Stonehenge, viewing fines, a huge pillar, hotel scratching, and being around other families.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 161

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:00:29 GMT

A Curbs assessment, a sports centre visit, a funeral plan, and Roy looks back at an early job. (Rec: 30/6/22)

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The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 05:00:00 GMT

The imp gets ready to claim the baby but invents rapping instead, various endings, and a much-missed cassette. (Rec: 29/6/22)

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History Box - The Fool’s Gold Loaf Part 2

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 05:00:27 GMT

Fizzy water, carbon footprints, a cash apology, Elvis turns French and eats some sandwiches in a hangar. (Rec: 28/6/22)

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Paul Simon’s Hamstrings

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 05:00:59 GMT

A surgical orangutang, getting names of things wrong, and remembering the Interceptor.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 2

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 16:00:32 GMT

A generational disagreement, a midweek car boot, some disgusting breaking news, hatred of Bros, and some more Sam Fox. (Rec: 26/6/22)

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The Brain Switches Off

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 06:00:44 GMT

Ear health, niche French market food, riots, the Tories, and a current snack favourite.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 160

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:00:02 GMT

Sam gets bullied and called an unkind name, we ponder our deaths, Roy is distracted, and we learn about Harvey Rawson’s rocking horse. (Rec: 23/6/22)

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The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 06:00:43 GMT

We dive into an incredible story, lookalikes, alternate names, a house in the woods, and sentient computers. (Rec: 22/6/22)

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History Box - The Fools Gold Loaf Part 1

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 06:00:09 GMT

Crustless bread, Jimmy Nail, voiceover conflict, ass pumps, and a bacon calculation. (Rec: 21/6/22)

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We Are Five

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 06:00:38 GMT

An anniversary episode, writing to The Internet, time hate, a long-held belief is shattered, and waiting for Covid.

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Kitten Ketamine

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 11:09:28 GMT

Snoop, curry house exotic dancing, a poker kicking, a neutering, and open drug use.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 159

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

A nice tidy boy, paying for stuff, ghost applause, the inverted comma scene, and a Pigface ambush. (Rec: 16/6/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:00:52 GMT

Our clean hero hits the gym, Charles Hawtrey and his mother, teenage style errors, Gonch owns the dancefloor, and Dogtanian. (Rec: 15/6/22)

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Life Logistics - Fanny Packs?

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 06:00:32 GMT

Ice cream money storage, bulk buying, desk sweets, a lying work hardman, and crisp flavours. (Rec: 14/6/22)

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Mis-sold Scone

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 06:00:40 GMT

A special guest, two Alans, a mature online radio show, 3am dog woes, and more Lineker stuff.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 1

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 17:15:17 GMT

Teen holiday beer acquisition, running away, a chart countdown, dancing assessment, and some sexy lady content. (Rec: 12/6/22)

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Protecting Gary Lineker

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:07:37 GMT

Our roles as philosophers, dream dinner parties, drunk telly, a street party kick-off, famous suitors, and the state of the nation.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 158

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:00:17 GMT

A rocket jumper, a one-man team, Sam Barlow is lectured, we track down a correspondent, a banter fail, and Roy flogs more tat. (Rec: 9/6/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:45 GMT

Missing out the new Downton film, Just Say No assessed, sax woes, a bomb scare, and destroying a newspaper. (Rec: 8/6/22)

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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 3

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 06:00:41 GMT

The 90s demise of darts, Elvis wages war on the Beatles while studying communist brainwashing, bear talk, and glasses logistics. (Rec: 7/6/22)

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Cake Baking Content

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 06:00:20 GMT

WAGs in Rwanda, a magnificent live show, live ticket acquisition, and a celeb in the bodega.

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Missing Budgerigar Bureau

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:00:51 GMT

Speed parenting, cream cake temptation, and a mini deep dive into the greatest man of 1973.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 157

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:05 GMT

Sexy content feedback, a tale of two idols, football ‘experts’, and terrace radio hipsters. (Rec: 2/6/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 06:00:14 GMT

Classic Baxter, evil teenage girls, the school magazine, a dodgy coffee, teacher strikes, and school toilet hell. (Rec: 1/6/22)

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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 2

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 06:00:01 GMT

Christmas travelling, Vietnam unpicked, inter-family legal action, and Elvis’ motives revealed. (Rec: 31/5/22)

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Finger Codes Of The Cornishmen

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 06:00:52 GMT

Cat retrieval, an amazing heist, greeting semi-strangers, motoring gestures, and dog retrieval.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 8/11/1981 Part 3

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:15:21 GMT

A unsettling record sleeve, an elderly Policeman, a Southgate song origin story, and The Jam begin to evolve. (Rec: 29/5/22)

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Lollipop In Bowie’s Eye

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 06:00:28 GMT

Bath options, a troll deep dive, cancellation chat, the V&A, and a massive runaway black hole.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 156

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:49 GMT

The missing baby, pap problems, some more golden time, mum fury, and flogging bikes and bank accounts. (Rec: 26/5/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:00:15 GMT

Some disappointing Swedish lads, superbiking footballers, stupidity, a low-performance barber, and Zammo has some heroin. (Rec: 25/5/22)

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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 1

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:00:16 GMT

Was Nixon that bad? Plus, a pre-Christmas Elvis arrives in his finery, we read his letter and meet Jon Burrows. (Rec: 24/5/22)

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Hiding In The Parlour

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 06:00:52 GMT

Two nights out, Delaney Snr’s birthday, excellent stagewear, more book signing fun, and a Concorde revelation.

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A Trip To Belgium

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:30:37 GMT

Hotel life, Tintin love, two museums in one day, chip and crisps origin stories, a roof plea, and jazz football.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 155

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:00:54 GMT

A video lesson, more aggro from Bellamy, Blackie recruits the new Roy, some golden time with Sandie, and more mail order selling. (Rec: 19/5/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:00:38 GMT

A neat house red flag dad, tensions rise at the arcade, the girls get harassed, Des gives advice, and Howard the skinhead turns up. (Rec: 18/5/22)

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Life Logistics - Hassling Tony Blackburn

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:00:52 GMT

Musical tastes, a song about some peas, the genius of Dick & Dom, and a bit of Adam Ant. (Rec: 17/5/22)

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Custard Final

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 06:00:12 GMT

American caps, otters, stolen gold, more live taste-testing, and a book scam.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/11/1981 Part 2

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:15:17 GMT

The algorithm, aerobics, cream cakes, and Sam’s new vice, and getting nutted by Tony Hadley. (Rec: 15/5/22)

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The Mould Men Cometh

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 10:25:07 GMT

Publishing fatigue, walking, custard podcasts, book-signing profanity, and a miserly celeb.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 154

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:00:13 GMT

Tory knife work, a Pigface decoy, more Walford dissent, and Roy faces two seductions. (Rec: 12/5/22)

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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:00:47 GMT

1980s smack terror, school drama workshops, Roland’s redemption, having Zammo round for dinner, sweeping, and an iffy new space series. (Rec: 11/5/22)

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Life Logistics - Unhelpful Expert Friend

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 06:00:59 GMT

Potatoes, a joke, Shark filters, manuals, a Gumtree camera fool, and neighbour issues. (Rec: 10/5/22)

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Rags

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 22:25:48 GMT

Spurs’ Greatest Ever Guy, tin opener chat, book promotion, and Harry’s digger driver.

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Fancy Custard Semi

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 16:12:59 GMT

Tasting, sourcing, and some history of custard. Also, a spy balloon.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 153

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 14:03:31 GMT

The bobble revival, zoom in blocking, Boris Johnson’s cake, a contract revelation, and the joy of salt. (Rec: 5/5/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 11

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 13:59:17 GMT

Playing the ‘poor old me’ trick, Glutton’s gluttony, a Florida turkey leg, a hostage situation, and tables are turned. (Rec: 4/5/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 11

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 06:00:18 GMT

Moaning fans, a coward nation being nuked by Russia, funeral plans, and the Queen remembers stuff. (Rec: 3/5/22)

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A 1-1 Draw

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 06:00:01 GMT

Middle-aged energy drinks, small daily rewards, our April live shows, low-level misery, and injuries while showing off.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/11/1981 Part 1

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:15:11 GMT

Chart drama in pop’s best year, living next door to Island, Julio love, Queen-sneering, and wretched kissing songs. (Rec: 30/4/22)

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Sammy’s Tummy Tumkin

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 10:55:54 GMT

Hydrating, royal dinners, potato adhesion, stick chat, lifts, carpet fitting celebs, and Duncan Ferguson.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 152

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:00:30 GMT

Head injuries and squibs, a speed writer, lead, a space movie, and Roy’s plans for cockroach breeding. (Rec: 28/4/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:00:51 GMT

Other TV shows of the era, violence, Mary Whitehouse reassessed, Dick and Swiftnick do some resting, and more violence. (Rec: 27/4/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 10

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 06:00:49 GMT

Rolling news, 90s music, plastic hardmen, singing songs, a record shop confession, and no Diana. (Rec: 26/4/22)

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Ongoing Bridge Grudge

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 06:00:07 GMT

Punching football fans, a rabies time bomb, illicit searching, and pumping.

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Highlight Of The Week

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 06:00:25 GMT

An awkward conversation, our generous King, inter-species husbandry, and dubious science.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 151

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:00:26 GMT

A sherbet bike, vintage gaming, speed awareness, stadium seat logistics, and a phone plea from Roy. (Rec: 21/4/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:38 GMT

Dick fancies some gentle sex, we learn the history of the tennis ball, an attack by a new colleague, and a lake escape. (Rec: 20/4/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 9

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 06:00:20 GMT

The Queen assesses Jermaine Jenas and retreats to Balmoral, while Sam stops himself from kissing Lenin’s corpse and saves some dress money. (Rec: 19/4/22)

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Lick The Whisk

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 06:00:56 GMT

Cheese sauce, American food, a Spike voice, a butcher lock-in, and the Sand Dance.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 02/10/1977 Part 2

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:15:02 GMT

The demise of Elvis and other massive pop stars, a finger film, and assorted Elvii (including a wedding bust-up with a celeb). (Rec: 10/4/22)

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Factory Fun

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 10:45:57 GMT

Rabies info, a reversed mechanism, book-making footage, and some acronyms.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 150

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 06:00:14 GMT

Some booing hooligans, rabbits in biscuit tins, a huge banner, Tubby warms up, 80s films, and a Charlie Carter outburst. (Rec: 14/4/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:19 GMT

'The Pursuit'. The world’s greatest man, Natasha Bedingfield at Watford, old sitcom memories, and teenage eye-embiggening. (Rec: 13/4/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 8

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 06:00:20 GMT

Mother Theresa as a percentage, Sam goes conspiracy theorist, YouTube men, repressed emotions, and going to funerals as a hobby. (Rec: 12/4/22)

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Rod Hull’s Tyres

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 06:00:52 GMT

The noughties’ bones, scuttling, a very specific sign, the ‘crate’, a night toilet update, and a treadmill fall.

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Kitten v Puppy

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 06:00:31 GMT

Inter-prince violence, physical activities in fields, Macca’s gaming hack, and night-time torch use.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 149

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:41 GMT

Roy attacks the press, Tubby reappears with sausage queries, we meet Roy’s new secretary, and Melchester get a new manager. (Rec: 8/4/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 06:00:10 GMT

Bobby Trendy, Spiker aspires, Dick camps it up, the power of strength, a milk spillage, and some masterful swordsmanship. (Rec: 7/4/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 7

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 06:00:28 GMT

Freddie Mercury rings the Queen, Sam encounters a royal-adjacent loudmouth, rugby fan traits, flags, and a pop bottle. (Rec: 6/4/22)

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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 5

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 06:00:38 GMT

The Queen gets buzzed, soapy boapy, a llama attack, Thatcher’s message, weird carols, space chat, and some nice surprises.

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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 4

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Auntie’s Bloomers, meeting John Major, chopper talk with Noel, and the swap board again.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 148

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 06:00:57 GMT

A teenage Greek dance-off, Roy’s newest nemesis turns up the heat as everything goes orange, and there’s a shocking phone call.

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 06:00:48 GMT

‘The Poacher’ - A fop arrives, our plans to work with Diana Dors, pop star bin work and jigsaws, and a magnificent wig description.

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 6

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 06:00:34 GMT

T-shirt transportation, mature student crack acquisition, sleep mask sex, and Elton rewrites Candle.

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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 3

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Tiny Gavin, genuine reasons, sick kid helicopter Noelplay, comedy threat, job-guessing, and bloomers.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 02/10/1977 Part 1

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 17:15:46 GMT

A chart rundown, some banning, outer space music, and Starsky & Hutch. (Rec: 27/3/22)

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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 2

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 06:00:08 GMT

Increased formality, Aldrin shoe talk, moon abuse, hamburger phones, and swap board plants.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 147

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:39 GMT

Buying twins, Gloria Hunniford’s regrets, Roy escapes from Penny’s anger, and Vernon tries to cope with retirement. (Rec: 24/3/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:51 GMT

Bath goals with Dick, 1970s hard men, an absolute battering, and another no-nonsense ending. (Rec: 23/3/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 5

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:00:12 GMT

All-night Monopoly, cat and human invasions of youth and mischief, faked outrage, and the Queen permits a funeral day match. (Rec: 22/3/22)

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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 1

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 06:00:15 GMT

A tragic back story, health and safety, a more sedate vibe, a bespoke jumper, some bragging, and Cold War thawing.

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Number Gathering Frenzy

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 06:00:37 GMT

A 192-related beating, a factory mock-accident, office steaks, printing speeds, and Messi magic.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 146

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 06:00:47 GMT

Roy falls out with his teammates AND the ref, The Apprentices head for Spain, and Penny gets an offer of help. (Rec: 17/3/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:30 GMT

Dick boasts about his fighting skills, Sam meets a bad man, bathing, and dehydrated boozing. (Rec: 16/3/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 4

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 06:00:12 GMT

Two Slovaks are jailed, Harrods’ lights are switched off, and people buy mice and champagne. (Rec: 15/3/22)

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Kittenmas Tree

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 06:00:17 GMT

Human shopping, obscene graffiti analysis, some etymology, OJ Simpson, and some World Cup.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/08/1996 Part 2

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 21:50:43 GMT

Milk spill update, TetraPak drug hell, Robbie, Suede, Dodgy, some mild triggering, and the return of the Macarena monkey. (Rec: 13/3/22)

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Dinner Breakfast

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 06:00:38 GMT

Ross Kemp, skilful lying, an amazing film, and a pupdate.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 145

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:42 GMT

A big announcement, Rawson’s big house, Penny’s new haircut, autograph woe, a sinister request, and some ratings. (Rec: 10/3/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:00:35 GMT

A rare mistake, plans to infiltrate a retirement home, nun kebabs, and two tapdancing brothers make a cup of tea. (Rec: 9/3/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 3

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:30:06 GMT

A polystyrene assault, other Diana-esque tragedies, the ‘Allo ‘Allo waitresses, and over-messagers. (Rec: 8/3/22)

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Swiss Army Christmas Disaster

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 11:01:41 GMT

Football sentience, family acceptance, Lionel Blair, deep dives we’ve already done, and yuletide hand injuries.

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John Thaw’s Death Bench

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 06:00:14 GMT

A cathedral gig, book launch venues, tribute bands, a modern school trip, and non-PC street entertainers.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 144

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:00:39 GMT

An inappropriate cover pic, Roy gets fed a polo mint, a weirdo in a tea bar, and terrible people we’ve met. (Rec: 4/3/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 06:00:47 GMT

Dick sells a hungry Swiftnick, there’s buxom wenches galore, a hippy prison, and a watery swordfight. (Rec: 2/3/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 2

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:00:39 GMT

Yeboah, Motson, the end of Euro 96, and a deranged court case. (Rec: 1/3/22)

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Roast

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 06:00:32 GMT

A napping/cooking logistics problem, a popularity contest, exit strategies, comical fixtures, and snacks.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/08/1996 Part 1

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:15:30 GMT

A milk catastrophe while The Good Wife is away, and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 1/3/22)

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Oedipal Victor

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:00:52 GMT

The 1985 Brits, Sam wins a thing, a book launch, strikes, a jazz night out, and looking up to old people.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 143

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:43 GMT

A riot, inebriated activities, Roy’s tunnel phone, and a serious jumper for a serious vote. (Rec: 24/2/22)

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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:22 GMT

‘Swiftnick’ - Our deep dive into ITV's 'Dick Turpin' begins with the perfect first episode. (Rec: 23/2/22)

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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 1

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 06:00:47 GMT

Skipper’s big shop, hiding leftovers, Russian interference, and reacting to earth-shattering news. (Rec: 22/2/22)

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Another World Cup Preview!

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:50:21 GMT

Awful teams, the best Ronaldo, armbands, Infantino’s rant, Lineker’s hotel woes, and official hashtags.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 15/07/1992 Part 2

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 17:15:58 GMT

Nelson’s music tastes, Roy Orbison and Cyndi Lauper drive all night, and Jimmy Nail and Take That are assessed. (Rec: 13/2/22)

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World Cup Preview!

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:00:27 GMT

Some songs, pint theft, memories, our war opinions, and a list of companies.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 142

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 06:00:19 GMT

FA Cup Final memories, Terry and Martin, a stadium of babies, The Businessman, and Roy searches for a phone. (Rec: 17/2/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:57 GMT

The real 1970s, the burglar analogy, after-dinner speaking, some darts, and George Lucas watches the champions assemble. (Rec: 16/2/22)

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Life Logistics - Wooden Snake

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 06:00:49 GMT

The power of steam, kids staying up late, wild digging, back problems, and fish tank tongs. (Rec: 15/2/22)

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Advent Calendar Round-Up

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:00:05 GMT

Pod appraisals, lying about magicians, meat cake, TV dog ownership, and the rampage of capitalism.

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Backstage Chat

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:00:49 GMT

Live from Nottingham, we discuss sat-nav voices, meat counters, and jungle Hancock.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 141

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 06:00:39 GMT

A new start for Roy, Elton Blake’s prison hell, Rawson’s ego trip, and lots of name confusion. (Rec: 10/2/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:00:04 GMT

Shove Ha’penny and other coin games, school register sadness, the Hungarian bobsleigh, and Speedy Campbell. (Rec: 9/2/22)

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Life Logistics - Unwanted Chippy Tip

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 06:00:31 GMT

A duvet studio door issue, sugar chat, and teasmades are assessed. (Rec: 8/2/22)

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Hello Bobby!

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:00:42 GMT

Rants about the trains and excessive football culture, and the acquisition of a kitten.

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Sheffield Logistics Nightmare

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 11:33:06 GMT

A catalogue of catastrophes, sparking rituals, Corbyn calls out the new bloke, and England grasses.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 140

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 06:00:11 GMT

Anne Diamond’s step-daughter, heart attack pop, Roy’s driveway is invaded before he says goodbye and heads south. (Rec: 3/2/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:00:49 GMT

The arm-wrestling groupie scene, drunk old men, gurning, Taffy John’s Far East excursions, and a nervous lad. (Rec: 2/2/22)

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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 4

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 06:00:01 GMT

Global mud shortage, Al Gore and Sam’s mum, an intimate photo, visiting a pig, and hiring crackheads for revenge beatings. (Rec: 1/2/22)

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Halloween Special

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 06:00:36 GMT

Ghostly activity, city bus tours, office-sharing with terror groups, shape chat, and new pet thoughts.

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RIP Nelson

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:15:45 GMT

We say goodbye to the Delaney's cat, learn about a half term bonus class, and consider rebound pets.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 139

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 05:00:39 GMT

Newsagents headline boards, too much telly, loyalty at work, and Frank Lampard’s family dilemma. (Rec: 27/1/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 05:00:29 GMT

Dadding concerns, comedy books, a sleazy cheese skittler, and the promise of arm-wrestling. (Rec: 26/1/22)

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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 3

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 05:00:36 GMT

Attenborough on plants, mud as food, an Italian footballer enjoys a roast chicken, and a backflipping liar. (Rec: 25/1/22)

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The Joy Of Tap

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:00:59 GMT

Dance classes, live Elton songwriting, some best bits (and some that aren’t).

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 15/07/1992 Part 1

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 16:15:51 GMT

Some bad Euro 92 memories, a chart rundown, the Rolling Stones dissed, and Nick Berry meets up with Lee Evans. (Rec: 23/1/22)

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One Arm Wendy

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 05:00:47 GMT

Regional accents, being inappropriately dressed, a drunken bone break, and some stuff about politics.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 138

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 05:00:46 GMT

God’s last straw, coma vulnerability, butcher aggression, Blackie’s nipple, contracts, trimphones and Roy’s flashbacks. (Rec: 20/1/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 05:00:58 GMT

Encounters with Lenny Henry and Gary Lineker, cartoon nipples, strip clubs, and wooden cheese. (Rec: 19/1/22)

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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 2

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 05:00:36 GMT

Dismissing the noughties, lived experience, anger, Worzel Gummidge, and the ‘Power Jesus’. (Rec: 18/1/22)

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Losing Lesley Judd

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 05:00:23 GMT

Liver and bacon, milk spills, lion sale laws, an unsolicited book, and Sunday dinner at Sam’s.

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Ghost XL

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 11:07:59 GMT

Her again, her son, his different style, learning to curtsey, blagging free tickets, and a laundry problem.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 137

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 05:00:19 GMT

A birthday misprint, getting photos developed, a spectacular foul, pig heart excitement, and McKay observes a confrontation. (Rec: 13/1/22)

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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 1

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 05:00:40 GMT

Crossing the road, having a fall, smuggling fossils, and the problems of living with a mud-brained boy. (Rec: 11/1/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 2

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 05:00:59 GMT

Notepads, idea landfill, unsettling uncles, a fictional international summit, and torso of the month. (Rec: 12/1/22)

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Hitting And Rules

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 10:48:07 GMT

Andy’s mistakes, 2026, a swan story, an anniversary tea party, and live show sexy dance plans.

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Top Flight Tune Machine 03/02/1974

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 16:15:51 GMT

RNLI praise, cosmos intervention, a bank manager meeting, a peanut powerplay, frozen peanuts, and Joan Collins. (Rec: 9/1/2022)

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Kicking Candle Tyres

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 05:00:38 GMT

Bathroom maintenance, energy saving, optimising protocols, having a clamber, and not taking crime seriously.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 136

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 05:00:46 GMT

Unsettling triggering, Russell Crowe’s lager bath, dog VAR, mud plans, and the magic of the Argentines. (Rec: 6/1/22)

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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 05:00:01 GMT

Unwanted exposure, the Waddell influence, buffet eagerness, sexism hour, and Fred Trueman’s presenting skills. (Rec: 5/1/22)

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Life Logistics - Flesh Factory

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 05:00:09 GMT

Wet running gear, Prince Charles’ toilet, weighing, calories and Disney. (Rec: 4/1/22)

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Muscly Dad Plea

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 05:00:35 GMT

Frank Bough observes Emu in action, the Rose West of politics, an unusual TV show pitch, and a lunch table insult.

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Knife Options

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 05:00:34 GMT

Finding your local flint, an obituary of John McVicar, and wifelets.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 135

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 05:00:03 GMT

Messy football, freedom of speech, opinion overload, Roy gets flattened, and some fat keeper history. (Rec: 30/12/21)

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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 05:00:05 GMT

A parrot, the hell of SPOTY, cooping, a giant egg, Sir John Gift Shop, and a bot-bot tragedy. (Rec: 29/12/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 8

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 05:00:40 GMT

A prison upgrade attempt, Sam’s TV quiz glory, a Mastermind coup, and cat murder forgiveness. (Rec: 28/12/21)

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Attenborough’s Animal Voices

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 05:00:22 GMT

Best bits, some night activity, outdoor toileting, embarrassing the Chancellor, peaksplaining, spidering, and our nature table.

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Attracting A Bundeswidow

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 10:45:20 GMT

Dispatching a kid to university, the state of England, scooter repair for company, and an ice cream man revelation.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 134

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 07:09:56 GMT

The place of dogs in society, punching Ben Galloway, winding, and animal fear. (Rec: 23/12/21)

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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 09:51:38 GMT

Teeth instrument, Chinese invention-claiming, a heated groin, seahorse dads, Attenborough’s filth collection, and rat bombs (Rec: 22/12/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 7

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 05:00:20 GMT

Pretending laws, selling backing vocals for cash in India, faking sleep, and Anne’s impassioned defence. (Rec: 21/12/21)

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Other Kids’ Dads

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 05:00:33 GMT

More ghost queen activity, a hay-stuffed corpse, a Bowie film, and Michael Jackson hiding.

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Grumpy New King

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 05:00:01 GMT

A peanut problem, a food order goes wrong, book ratings, and some regal downstairs issues.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 133

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 05:00:47 GMT

Charlie is subbed, Nat Gosden’s allotment tips, Jimmy Slade gets romantic, and a footballer does the dishes. (Rec: 16/12/21)

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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 05:00:05 GMT

Silos, a hairy elephant, loose lions, honourless postmen, and some inevitable Beatles talk. (Rec: 15/12/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 6

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 05:00:36 GMT

Identity theft, adoption secrets, backgammon, a £9 Travelodge, and faked death sex games. (Rec: 14/12/21)

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Internal Mind Tribute

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 05:00:08 GMT

Announcing historical deaths, and a ghostly bench visitor.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 3

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 16:15:54 GMT

Minced kids, deranged fans, knitting, blokeish dancing, and brothel creepers. (Rec: 12/12/21)

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Mournwatch

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 14:34:36 GMT

We visit the car parks of our respective local Asda stores in an attempt to take the temperature of the nation at this tragic time.

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Emergency Podcast

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 16:43:09 GMT

An analysis of events as they update.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 132

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 05:00:28 GMT

Shrinking, a fallen artwork, a teenage apartment, Lennon’s plastic obsession, and secretive melting. (Rec: 9/12/21)

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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 05:00:01 GMT

The Amazon pit, garden centres, Jimmy Somerville’s video, The Eagles v Black Sabbath, and Ridley Scott’s jean jacket. (Rec: 8/12/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 5

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 05:00:53 GMT

‘John Jones’ turns himself in, the bloody government, George Michael’s origin story, and atrocious workplace conduct. (Rec: 7/12/21)

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Travel Talk

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:00:39 GMT

An impulsive trip, a special cat sanctuary, and a vegetarian scotch egg.

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The Ear Floor

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 05:00:51 GMT

The power handshake returns, an Italian language job, matchday tuck shop, fruit bullying, and dis n’ dat cats.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 131

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 05:00:40 GMT

A Milk Cup wallchart, a new post office, the Kennedys, famous alumni, and Roy’s hat trick prediction. (Rec: 2/12/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:00:50 GMT

Island mentality, the Kershaws, waxed fur, torch stuff, dancing wingers, and the odyssey ends. (Rec: 1/12/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 4

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 05:00:54 GMT

Escape plans, Tarzan, Terry Scott, the Auf Wiedersehen Pet universe, and Costa Rica. (Rec: 30/11/21)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 2

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 16:02:40 GMT

Fancying Adele, Macca’s Japanese jail hell, Bowie introductions, and Elvis changes a tyre. (Rec: 28/11/21)

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Bournemouth Day Out

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 05:00:56 GMT

A rollercoaster of coastal emotions, a baddie encounter, and a load of Edinburgh rubbish.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 130

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 05:00:38 GMT

Roy considers an offer, and charms Tubby’s wife, plus Phil Parkes’ sports shop. (Rec: 25/11/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 05:00:08 GMT

The stupidity of Honest John, Del Boy’s best moment, and Pinocchio heads for Pleasure Island to smoke some cigars before transforming. (Rec: 24/11/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 3

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 05:00:59 GMT

Acquiring wreckage, not being a grass, pseudonyms, and the Darwins travel around the world. (Rec: 23/11/21)

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Smashed Doorstep Curry

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 10:23:16 GMT

Drill chat, Glenn Hoddle, a bit of football stuff.

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Bridge Underneath The Ground

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 09:48:03 GMT

Informing the youth, podder meets podder, yoghurt plans, and Past Sam upsets Skoda.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 129

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:00:44 GMT

Alex McLeish’s love of cinema, some football content, commissionaires, and the walking stick mystery is solved. (Rec: 25/11/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 05:00:41 GMT

Honest John arrives, panto plans, assuming people are dead, and sneaking in to check on Dad. (Rec: 24/11/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 2

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 05:00:09 GMT

Is insurance fraud wrong? Also, the bizarre life, Darwin’s career assessed, and a bit of Glenn Hoddle. (Rec: 16/11/21)

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Nosy Ghost Neighbour

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 05:00:46 GMT

Becoming Sam’s father-in-law, being rough and ready, a head gash, the high performance ceiling, and some eye content.

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Top Flight Tune Machine 30/12/1979 Part 1

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 19:33:06 GMT

Childhood attention-seeking, a chart rundown, some McCartney content, and the Rolling Stones’ diet. (Rec: 14/11/21)

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From Talc To Warts

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 11:19:18 GMT

Asbestos, male input, covid dis and dat, wilful ignorance, gate completion, and a possible dog intrusion.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 128

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 00:08:14 GMT

An axing, an enemy returns, and Roy’s eyes widen at the thought of some money. (Rec: 18/11/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 05:00:21 GMT

Depth of diving, tips for the first day at school, Alfie, freezing an apple, and Geppetto’s Twitter. (Rec: 17/11/21)

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History Box - Canoe Man Part 1

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 05:00:11 GMT

John Darwin’s elaborate fraud is examined. Would we do the same? And is Cheryl Cole ready for the Newcastle job? (Rec: 16/11/21)

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The Trumpet Man

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 11:03:58 GMT

A celeb encounter in Florida, war with a travel company, a bloke comes round, and a lobbed cap.

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TFTM Gold: Fear The Thames

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words. (Rec: 5/5/21)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 127

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:00:46 GMT

Hungry trouts, pitch invasions, Beautiful Joe, Tubby’s sword, and a tantalising offer for Roy. (Rec: 18/11/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:00:19 GMT

Geppetto’s motives, the care home world, Rod Stewart, and Cheshire’s king of candles. (Rec: 17/11/21)

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Life Logistics - Get A Boat

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 05:00:17 GMT

Cryptotrading, leafy suburban life, and packing it all in for life on water. (Rec: 3/11/21)

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TFTM Gold: The Ripley Odyssey - Part 8

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:00:40 GMT

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too… (Rec: 22/1/20)

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TFTM Gold: The Italian Urn

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 05:00:37 GMT

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man. (Rec: 18/6/19)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 126

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:00:52 GMT

Le Tissier gets grumpy, Tubby enjoys his own steam, and Roy is on the brink of a life-changing offer. (Rec: 28/10/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Dog stuff, Dutch muck importation, TFTM critics, and rural badge dispatch hell. (Rec: 27/10/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 7

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 05:00:48 GMT

Passing fiction off as fact, assisted dying, talking horses, yahoos, the end. (Rec: 26/10/21)

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TFTM Gold: Christmas Subbuteo Carnage

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 05:00:48 GMT

A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions. (Rec: 30/11/2018)

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We Sell Pigs Now

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 05:00:57 GMT

Childish fears, an actual shepherd, dog hotel time, a Goldilocks situation, shopping worries, and a heatwave comfort blanket.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 125

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:00:53 GMT

Free gifts, a copied mouth, Bucks Fizz, Harvey Rawson’s sick regime, Larry Grayson, and more abuse for Tubby. (Rec: 21/10/21)

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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 05:00:27 GMT

An uberveuren of the classic Disney cartoon as our new deep dive gets underway. (Rec: 20/10/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 6

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 05:00:40 GMT

Sam takes on Bill Gates, arcade machine v ZX Spectrum, Swift’s third part goes off-piste, and a fantasy dinner party. (Rec: 19/10/21)

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Pop Ribs

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 10:55:44 GMT

Heatwave news for teens, cancelled shows, a racist hat, and a hard band update.

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‘Come Here, I Want You’

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 11:06:59 GMT

Phone call cue cards, giving booze to kids, sleep mask party stewarding, and a gate update.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 124

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 05:00:25 GMT

Roy has a telly meltdown and goes to bed without any dinner, we revive Fame, and ponder Lampard’s next move. (Rec: 14/10/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 11

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:00:23 GMT

Alf’s insecurities and true East London self, we consider buying his house, and he drunkenly rants about some Jimmys. (Rec: 13/10/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 5

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 05:00:46 GMT

Smuggling tiny animals, maths, sludge for dinner, squirrel imbalance, and Swift invents Japan. (Rec: 12/10/21)

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Hologram Triggering

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 10:36:28 GMT

Thespianism, going to see a furry legend, gate offers, listener feedback, and a cultural odyssey.

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Top Flight Tune Machine 19/4/1979 Part 2

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 16:00:49 GMT

WH Smiths again, shoplifting, Proustian rushes, wasting the BBC’s money, and the power of Dire Straits. (Rec: 10/10/21)

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Dream Gate Problems

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 07:59:59 GMT

Home improvement woes, out-of-context sightings, drunk teen pick-up hell, a bonus house, and tennis revenge.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 123

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 05:00:32 GMT

Lake rats, a widow transaction, chair hire, a boisterous TV appearance, and a mysterious phone call. (Rec: 7/10/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 05:00:01 GMT

Popping in, History Ox, Nobby Stiles as manservant, and overlong Bond. (Rec: 6/10/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 4

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 05:00:24 GMT

Martine McCutcheon’s yoghurt money, behind the scenes at Blankety Blank, and Citizen Smith’s sexy comeback. (Rec: 5/10/21)

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From Strawberry To Strawberry

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 10:23:36 GMT

Some sound effects, a tense night out, a trip to the F1, and tennis ticket aggro.

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Supermarket Car Park Self-Surgery

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 05:00:31 GMT

Awards, praise, abuse, trouble with the listening hole, and being caught in a gluttonous act.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 122

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 05:00:01 GMT

Tubby resigns himself to death, pickling, the afterlife, an angry caller, and Panini sticker memories. (Rec: 30/9/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 05:00:08 GMT

Class attitudes, shyness, Sir Alf’s ball friend, a film review, and a genius blob. (Rec: 29/9/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 3

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 05:00:32 GMT

Off-gridding, a harlequin market stall, bingeing, and John Hurt’s restaurant insult, and a barbecue gone wrong. (Rec: 28/9/21)

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A Nice Bit Of Tiramisu In The Fridge

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 13:49:31 GMT

Seeing The Eagles, Glyn Johns again, Tony Hadley’s career advice, and a cosmos triumvirate.

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Top Flight Tune Machine 19/4/1979 Part 1

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:11:36 GMT

Great old shops, going out on manoeuvres, our mate’s fantasy funeral buffet, meow meow, and the chart. (Rec: 26/9/21)

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Petrol Mars Bar

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 05:00:59 GMT

Film acting news, crisps confession, poisoned sweets, we get bootlegged, and Earth Tournament info.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 121

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 05:00:32 GMT

An unshockable board, Tubby enthuses further over food and snow, and why news arguing stinks. (Rec: 23/9/21)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 118

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:54:29 GMT

Suzanne Dando is kidnapped, we look at the effects of adrenaline on the balls, and Roy dissects communism (Rec: 3/9/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 05:00:39 GMT

Ringing up the US Embassy, gut journalism, John Major’s chin fetish, and job offer embarrassment. (Episode contains no Sir Alf) (Rec: 22/9/21)

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 2

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 05:00:04 GMT

Model villages, marbles, the gas crisis, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller money. (Rec: 21/9/21)

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The Gig Grump

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 10:08:11 GMT

Seeing Elton for the gram, wages robberies, roly polys with The Eagles, just resting in Sicily, and the silent fan arrives.

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The Search For Silence

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:12:42 GMT

Inset day frustration, the joy of holiday train travel, and a Nelson update.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 120

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 05:00:22 GMT

Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links. (Rec: 16/9/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 05:00:37 GMT

Alf resents the media and takes on a professor. Meanwhile, Gok rings up Sam but could he manage England?

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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 1

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 05:00:07 GMT

A wheelbarrow worker, an egg rift, a sauce doily, neighbour wars, a bit of tennis, and thousands of tiny arrows. (Rec: 14/9/21)

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Chalky Finish

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 05:00:42 GMT

Monkey Wire, celeb family links, rough working, live bleeding, dabbling, and some cosmos stuff.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 31/01/1980 Part 2

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 16:00:46 GMT

The majesty of Madness, an Amsterdam fit, death admin, the two sides of Dollar, and American sleeping positions.

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Geoff Capes 1976

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 11:00:57 GMT

A mini deep dive - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 119

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 05:00:34 GMT

1983 arrives, Premier League history cliches, Cantona assessed, a painted car, Roy gets wound up, and Tubby has too many eels. (Rec: 9/9/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 05:00:38 GMT

An absolute mess of an episode - roundheads, Sir Alf negotiates, flair v safe hands, and we sing some Madonna. (Rec: 8/9/21)

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History Box - 1970s Look-in Part 2

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 05:00:21 GMT

New Wave exclusivity, The Tomorrow People, horse obsession, some awards, Brucie’s breakfasts, and an Action Man bath. (Rec: 7/9/21)

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Flute Taxi

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 05:00:57 GMT

Hungarian racism, future king merch plans, a musical airport trip, and a big posh pig.

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Buttons And Bridges

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:00:18 GMT

A mailbag delve into… well, buttons and bridges…

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 117

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 05:00:36 GMT

Horror at Vic’s foot, colouring in the sun, nan hair, and Roy’s domestic yuletide nightmare. (Rec: 2/9/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 05:00:21 GMT

Sven Goran Eriksson’s cash-hoovering career, super agents, data rooms, and Sir Alf demands diplomatic immunity. (Rec: 1/9/21)

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History Box - 1970s Look-in Part 1

Tue, 31 May 2022 05:00:29 GMT

The ultimate 70s kids mag assessed, but also a lot of stuff about The Sopranos. (Rec: 31/8/21)

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Red Man Milk

Mon, 30 May 2022 05:00:17 GMT

Grassroots podding, tactics virgins, a heroin ghost ship, and Jagger’s grey pig.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 31/01/1980 Part 1

Sun, 29 May 2022 20:29:39 GMT

2-Tone, exploring influences, budgie-fuelled abuse, Edmonds vs Blackburn, and kissing songs. (Rec: 30/8/21)

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Supermarket Cats

Fri, 27 May 2022 12:07:34 GMT

Pure Lynx retail roaming, tired bees, robot artery crabs, idiotwatch, and a celebrity diagnosis.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 116

Thu, 26 May 2022 05:00:22 GMT

The cover of the Christmas 1982 issue is assessed, summer feelings, and memories of IPC Magazines HQ. (Rec: 26/8/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 25 May 2022 05:00:15 GMT

Sir Alf gets rankled, memorial snubbing, funeral catering, crisp ownership, and a stolen mission statement. (Rec: 25/8/21)

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Life Logistics - Tom Cruise’s Double Curry

Tue, 24 May 2022 05:00:01 GMT

A loose bat, tiny hotel rooms, hot tub sex people, and budget airbag repair. (Rec: 24/8/21)

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The Joy Of Buttons

Mon, 23 May 2022 10:45:52 GMT

A Wembley weekend, Nick Rhodes’ metabolism, chasing invoices, and gold-standard logistics.

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Chips And Champers

Fri, 20 May 2022 05:00:08 GMT

Celebrating a good week, a Sweeney overview, a bumper set of predictions, and a humpback bridge tale.

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 18 May 2022 05:00:33 GMT

The secondary hair market, Bowie’s suit, Alf’s missing medal, and pan futurology.

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Life Logistics - Repair Shop Jeopardy

Tue, 17 May 2022 05:00:13 GMT

Weetabix maintenance, taking your own butter, twine supplies, and childhood mattress hell. (Rec: 17/8/21)

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National Hydration Month

Mon, 16 May 2022 11:26:16 GMT

Pretend sweating, facts of life chats, a couple of royal encounters, and being undermined.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/06/1976 Part 2

Sun, 15 May 2022 16:05:45 GMT

Wurzels, parental sacrifices, entitlement, the hard world of work, and the Pips mystery. (Rec: 15/8/21)

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The Queen’s Pudding

Fri, 13 May 2022 11:10:17 GMT

A lamb chop legend’s widow gets in touch, a Frankfurt clarinet, the movie world, and some football stuff.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 115

Thu, 12 May 2022 05:00:59 GMT

A mystery lady, an erotic dream, a sarcastic architect, ‘Big Ted’, naked Roy, and some correspondence. (Rec: 12/8/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 11 May 2022 05:00:55 GMT

Stupid politics, Michael Fish, offending Geoff Hurst, and a bit of actual Sir Alf. (Rec: 11/8/21)

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History Box - Zippy Part 3

Tue, 10 May 2022 05:00:37 GMT

Zippy aims for comedy glory, meets Ernie Wise, loses his pocket money, and Geoffrey gets to do some acting. (Rec: 10/8/21)

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Meat War

Mon, 09 May 2022 05:00:25 GMT

The lamb chop advert is unpicked further and we assess British Pork’s response to it.

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Chop Chop!

Fri, 06 May 2022 05:00:03 GMT

High-wire logistics, Sam’s previous Frankfurt antics, and 1980s ads for generic products, including lamb.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 114

Thu, 05 May 2022 05:00:36 GMT

Domestic chaos for Roy, smashing the telly, a soporific board meeting, and Giant Haystacks. (Rec: 5/8/21)

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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 04 May 2022 05:00:32 GMT

An author, another author, advertising, Ronnie Corbett, and politics. (Rec: 4/8/21)

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History Box - Zippy Part 2

Tue, 03 May 2022 05:00:31 GMT

Zippy gets measles, Bungle starts acting up, Sam loses his bot-bot, and George Harrison writes about Sooty. (Rec: 3/8/21)

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Flask Life

Mon, 02 May 2022 05:00:23 GMT

A month of running, tubes of milk, Costco aggro, a trolley revelation, and school gate saveloy.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/06/1976 Part 1

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:00:35 GMT

The hottest summer ever, herpes, ignoring news, a scientist’s mum, and Bowie’s diet. (Rec: 25/7/21)

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Pure Lynx

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 05:00:06 GMT

Robbing the West Ham stationery cupboard, lion play, low quality parenting, snooker nourishment, and a new feline nemesis.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 113

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:00:35 GMT

Who was Sandy Clark? Plus McCoist magic, making a few quid at the wasteground in your street boots, Roy’s quest, and domestic trouble. (Rec: 29/7/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 27

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:00:38 GMT

The odyssey finally ends, as Rod hears a terrible team talk at Wembley, we vow to dye our eyebrows, and some cheese is licked. (Rec: 28/7/21)

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History Box - Zippy Part 1

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 05:00:42 GMT

A close look at the life and career of the Rainbow star as we try to figure out what makes him tick. (Rec: 27/7/21)

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Not Herpes

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 10:48:19 GMT

New looks for new term (and boils), being conned, getting paid with a £50 note, snooker, and steam trains.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 112

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 05:00:17 GMT

Getting snowed in, microscope joy, Vernon Eliot flips, Duncan McKay’s home life, the GB News bus, and Christmas gifts. (Rec: 22/7/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 26

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 05:00:47 GMT

A drunken seduction attempt, a pontificating Frenchman, nuns, subways, and Rod fills his bucket, drinks his milk and gets fit. (Rec: 21/7/21)

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Life Logistics - The Joy Of Washing Up

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 05:00:58 GMT

Beating your kids at games, fish and chip deployment, Malcolm Gladwell’s new book, and dressing up as the olden days. (Rec: 20/7/21)

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Cannonball Paul

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 05:00:08 GMT

A private school lunch, the best chips ever, a stage triumph, and taxi recognition.

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Various International Elvii

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 05:00:08 GMT

Melchester bar sighting, a nan beans Nazi encounter, iguana v dog, and a school ham pervert.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 111

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 05:00:28 GMT

Flipping comics, football fan mayhem, Andy Lock’s trial, Pele’s goals, and a Nick O’Teen ad. (Rec: 15/7/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 25

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 05:00:05 GMT

The tea pro, anti-school mum, drunken romantic fail, and talc and cologne tips. (Rec: 14/7/21)

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Life Logistics - Tapdancing For The NHS

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 05:00:58 GMT

Defrosting milk, batch cooking, resting hard, neighbourhood parties, and a legal update. (Rec: 13/7/21)

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Hydrocarbons And The Goblin King

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 11:20:30 GMT

Pervert flats, Johnson’s personal investment in the energy crisis, and Jim Kerr’s wire threat.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 26/08/1988

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 16:00:34 GMT

Michael Hurll’s ruthless TOTP reign, car ads, a Chris Rea comedown, and Squeeze’s backing singers. (Rec: 11/7/21)

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Europa League Coke Binge

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 11:52:21 GMT

Parenting skills, microfiche possibilities, a cyber-body shutdown, a premium tip trip, and a canal rumour explored.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 110

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 05:00:44 GMT

Aiding Garth Crooks, aiding Robbie Williams, freezing milk, the Melchester industrial bin, numbered goals, and Roy doesn’t win. (Rec: 8/7/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 24

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 05:00:19 GMT

A trapped crow, the invention of glass, metal-tasting coffee, Yentob, Rod gets angry, and chucking a mobile phone. (Rec: 7/7/21)

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History Box - The 1904 Olympic Men’s Marathon Part 2

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 05:00:06 GMT

The Savile technique, rat poison, dust inhalation. rotten apples, feral dogs, and thirst journalism. (Rec: 6/7/21)

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Jermaine Jenas Hologram

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 05:00:03 GMT

Chelsea’s misfortunes, World Cup headlines and memes, the joy of stickers, and the state of Britain.

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Greek Barber Roleplay

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:55:45 GMT

Fingertip erosion, facial hair maintenance, a holiday lookalike and a wayward TV story arc.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 109

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:00:21 GMT

Tubby’s life lessons, war comic kids, injecting insulin in C&A, and Lamparding by proxy. (Rec: 1/7/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 23

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 05:00:12 GMT

Play Your Cards Right, Keane’s Night Garden, live IT support, Gazza opinions, and annoying mates. (Rec: 30/6/21)

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History Box - The 1904 Olympic Men’s Marathon Part 1

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 08:13:21 GMT

Cycling v public transport, Roy Keane, the build-up to a great race, and the future of grabbers. (Rec: 29/6/21)

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Uncle Harrington

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 05:00:33 GMT

Cheese-fuelled triggering dream analysis, Susanna Hoffs helps Prince, forgetting words, and Tory nuts.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/05/1978 Part 2

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:00:14 GMT

Matchstalks, Wogan’s magic, a forgotten breakfast DJ, ransacking Sam’s files, and kissing songs. (Rec: 27/6/21)

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Father/Son Fez Event

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 11:03:00 GMT

A trip to the Albert Hall, a middle-aged gig-spoiler, Canoe Man heads for war, and a non-mauling lion vow.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 108

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 06:00:45 GMT

More Fellowes reminiscing, drumming madness, professional balls, a thoughtcast, eels in a bucket, and a social disease. (Rec: 24/6/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 22

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 06:00:45 GMT

Old telephone techniques, Italian TV news, Justwatch, collection sizes, and freelance rapping. (Rec: 23/6/21)

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History Box - Mad Jack Churchill

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 06:00:54 GMT

A longbow, bagpipes and a broadsword make a hero. (Rec: 22/6/21)

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Beano Power Play

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:00:48 GMT

Receiving praise, getting in a financial tussle with DC Thomson, market town psychedelics, and Lampard’s latest meltdown.

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Post-War Pool Chimp

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 06:00:09 GMT

A West Ham coma, a sexy hovercraft, a strong cigarette, and Gus Poyet?

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 107

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 06:00:02 GMT

Fat camp confessions, a bit of Lampard, Tubby’s nightmare continues, and Roy schools some more readers. (Rec: 17/6/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 21

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 06:00:50 GMT

Sam’s school play downfall, acting masterclasses, old phone boxes, and prison musing. (Rec: 16/6/21)

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Life Logistics - DIY Wall-Building

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 06:00:39 GMT

Tiny ball car, Lingard’s parrot, extension-fuelled mental collapse, dead hedgehogs, and more. (Rec: 156/21)

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John Justice

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 06:00:30 GMT

Matt Goss bares his soul, Timbrell appears in court again, Lisa Riley cries in the bath, and Sam makes a new friend.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 4/5/1978 Part 1

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 18:11:11 GMT

Boogie shoes, the male Blondie, alternative Baker Street lyrics, and Marvin Gaye’s divorce. (Rec: 13/6/21)

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Corned Beef School Dog

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 06:00:01 GMT

Chucking oranges in Seville, jail podding, and a bizarre football pub experience.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 106

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:00:30 GMT

Blackie’s physique, lots of football action, Tubby’s health issues, and writing to Roy for 192 info. (Rec: 10/6/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 20

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 06:00:51 GMT

Sid James, General Sir Michael Jackson, a thwarted threesome, the slate, finding Solomon, and parenting perils. (Rec 9/6/21)

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Life Logistics - Jaded

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 06:00:29 GMT

A hammockcast, prison talk, inner voices, pen logistics, and child bedtime psychology. (Rec: 8/6/21)

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Walking Men

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 06:00:09 GMT

Milk crisis management, the Queen rejects us, Millwall UTTOTA, and a social media death.

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Glyn At The Hub

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 11:43:29 GMT

Bowie’s secret love, Seal’s spaghetti, and a surprise crier at a Beatles Q&A

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 105

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 06:00:01 GMT

An underwhelming cover, Shoot v Match, Roy invades a dressing room, Blackie gets paranoid, and there’s a playing field appeal. (Rec: 3/6/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 19

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Predicting a riot, seeing off some skinheads, watching rude stuff with your parents, and Rod has a nice shower and more. (Rec: 2/6/21)

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Life Logistics - Mini Chernobyls

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 15:50:57 GMT

Weird life coaches, the work of the Farrelly Brothers, microwave advice, the BBC’s podcasts, and some urinal tips. (Rec: 1/6/21)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 5/5/1998

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 06:00:28 GMT

A stealth mission in a dentist’s reception and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 23/5/2021)

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Scams Good And Bad

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 12:07:49 GMT

Telly recommendations, swindling, naivety, and a school talent show.

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Sausages Of War

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 11:09:59 GMT

Dodging Bin Laden, Mastermind’s original meat agenda, and avoiding rolling news.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 104

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 06:00:07 GMT

The 10p mix-up, childhood nicking, casual terrace racism, and Roy plans a close-up post-match inspection. (Rec: 27/5/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 18

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:00:38 GMT

The posh man’s history of discos, Peter Crouch’s plane snake fears, and Rod dances the swirl. (Rec: 26/5/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 6

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 06:00:32 GMT

We reach the end of the story as Rasputin refuses to die from tea, cake and shooting. (Rec: 25/5/21)

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Sam Skippers The Ship

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 06:00:21 GMT

An influential ad man, an ill-timed party, sexy winter sports, and the state of the nation.

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Speed Awareness Course

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 06:00:17 GMT

Drone footage, the Queen Mum goes underground, Titchmarsh power play, and Millwall insurance.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 103

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 06:00:16 GMT

Progressive editorial ideas, sleeping during meetings, and the Rovers board get the cash out but will it all go into junior bank accounts? (Rec: 20/5/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 17

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 06:00:22 GMT

Will they/won’t they shows, vasectomising guinea pigs, dental shenanigans, and getting amongst it up the disco. (Rec: 19/5/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 5

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:00:27 GMT

Getting an ADHD diagnosis, hanging out with Julian Dicks and John Barrowman, well-endowed celebs, and Rasputin’s pickled knob. (Rec: 18/5/21)

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Some Great Saturdays

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:18:32 GMT

The mystery and magic of sleep, the perils of meow-meow, Terence Trent D’Arby, Sphanx, and Lyons Tea Houses.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 - Part 3

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 19:21:30 GMT

A blind man’s life is saved, The Face magazine vs Mucking About magazine, and forced haircut redemption. (Rec: 9/5/21)

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Sheds Large And Small

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 11:56:40 GMT

The toy cut-off age, Max Headroom, stickering enemy territory, and Lampard v Bielsa previewed.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 102

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 06:00:41 GMT

Rovers buckle in the season opener, Walter Williams learns about kissing, and Roy considers the academic scene.

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 16

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 06:00:08 GMT

The Townswomen’s Guild, Rod’s horsey ride cocktail, and gentlemen’s area talk with John Motson and Frank Bough. (Rec: 12/5/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 4

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 06:00:29 GMT

Moon-podding, sheltered accommodation, Rasputin heals by telegram and by spitting, and gets a job off the tsar. (Rec: 11/5/21)

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Haystacks At Church

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:00:56 GMT

The start of a new era, a wrestling career dream, a bus dog, a mystery room, and English Heritage bigs itself up.

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Child! Child!

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:56:28 GMT

Tool hire, lad mag awfulness, Millwall identity theft, and Lampard’s tenure predicted.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 101

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:00:06 GMT

Old World Cup joy, capitalism’s final victory, genius behaviour, and some Melchester stuff. (Rec: 6/5/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 15

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 06:00:06 GMT

Pitch smells, non-match boozing, John Motson arrives, the Essex Ape, the Shaggy Gordon Taylor, and the real Popeye. (Rec: 5/5/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 3

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 06:00:55 GMT

A third ball, Samming about, small talk, a blocked drain, and the swimming lessons grift. (Rec: 4/5/21)

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Live Sacking

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 06:00:48 GMT

A wish comes true mid-pod, no bants, banking memories, Nelson worries, and a sandwich power play.

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Giant Haystacks’ Podcast

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 06:00:16 GMT

A garden erection, male physical improvement, Bruce Lee, and crow news.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 100

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 06:00:39 GMT

Selling a nifty, shedding subscribers, a dodgy doctor, Roy paints his nails, and the new season starts. (Rec: 29/4/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 14

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:00:21 GMT

Cheese pain, Glynis Barber triggering, drunken dinner with Rod, and owning a footballer. (Rec: 28/4/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 2

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:00:02 GMT

A lot of stuff about horses, plus getting washed, and Rasputin’s objective is revealed. (Rec: 27/4/21)

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The Danger Of Fat

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 06:00:20 GMT

A frying nightmare, a corn cob, drinking spiders, and a new chapter begins.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 2

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 17:00:08 GMT

Sam v Britain’s Prince, a riddle, Dusty Bin, a Glynis Barber plea, and ridiculous lyrics. (Rec: 30/4/21)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 99

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 19:40:57 GMT

A redesign, two new strips, LSD, poisoned flats, sports trousers, and even more cricket. (Rec: 22/4/21)

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Frying Times

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 11:32:00 GMT

A weekend trip, journey lies, a mouse attack, dad-waking, a sausage rescue, and TFTM Crufts.

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 13

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 06:00:25 GMT

Pre-booze eating, Rod trains, swearing at a linesman, strangling, and ninoculars. (Rec: 21/4/21)

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History Box - Rasputin Part 1

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 06:00:26 GMT

A basic telly holiday, a funeral plan, some Russian captivating, a fatwa or two, and a bit of Minder. (Rec: 20/4/21)

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Tayto Castle Tripadvisor

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 06:00:43 GMT

A magical East End sandwich, some awful days out, and George Harrison is reassessed.

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A Pretty Penny

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 17:56:23 GMT

Boycotting the World Cup, Hartlepool 2008, ruining The Wall, and the real truth behind Brexit.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 98

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 06:00:49 GMT

Action Men, a Delaney shootout, Jimmy Slade loses control, and Meeker gets inside everyone’s heads again. (Rec: 15/4/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 12

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 06:00:52 GMT

Sexual histories, Rod remembers his child, buys some swim shorts and a Chinese takeaway, and signs for the Saints. (Rec: 14/4/21)

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Life Logistics - Twin Cheese

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 06:00:21 GMT

Half a hammock, Comfort Monthly, arm-sleeping, and parcel etiquette. (Rec: 13/4/21)

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Dad-Waking Strategies

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:29:58 GMT

The Palace Ultras, Sting and Jimmy Nail go to the match, sleeping with the key and nightshift podding.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 1

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 17:00:20 GMT

Sir John Sun, a bitter split, frogs, and a dodgy bear. (Rec: 25/4/21)

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Do Less 2022

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:59:07 GMT

Comment obsession, an anti-Sam WhatsApp group, going off grid, a dad shield, and Bezos’ midlife crisis.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 97

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 07:34:44 GMT

A missing soccer chart, some cricket football in the ‘Sweat Box’, and a girl writes in. (Rec: 8/4/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 11

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 13:28:42 GMT

Drunk Rod goes on a plane, the hivemind, a Julian Dicks poster, and hiring a helicopter. (Rec: 7/4/21)

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Life Logistics - Bernard Vasquez

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 06:00:53 GMT

Dog medicine, Sir John Ketamine, Len’s April Fool, and leaving a WhatsApp group. (Rec: 6/4/21)

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 6

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 06:00:05 GMT

Smitty arrives in the Tower, more madness and lunacy, Noel’s wires are almost exposed, door escalation, and a sombre ending.

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 5

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 06:00:10 GMT

Noel dominates the airwaves, Feargal has another go, newspaper influence, major satellite achievements, and Paul King gets messy.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 96

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 06:00:23 GMT

Non-Fungible Tokens, roofer selection, Roy’s parenting woes, and an arousing cake. (Rec: 1/4/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 06:00:10 GMT

Someone’s mum, Jean Boht, triggering, self-love, punk bores, and football ambitions. (Rec: 31/3/21)

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History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 2

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 06:00:48 GMT

Arms or legs? George falls foul of sexual anarchy and there’s a seaplane. (Rec: 30/3/21)

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 4

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 06:00:21 GMT

Disgusting Christmas armchairs, anti-heroes, Noel the shark, the future of helicopters, and a bit of doxxing.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 2

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:00:46 GMT

The weather, almost joining The Jacksons, Euro 96ing it, and Weller assessment. (Rec: 28/3/21)

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 3

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 06:00:19 GMT

The charity insulation, stair running, doors and eggs arrive, Feargal Sharkey’s nightmare, and a butch juggler.

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 2

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 06:00:22 GMT

An international flavour, a jumbo jet full of kids, fun in the regions, and Noel’s Millwall dig.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 95

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 06:00:45 GMT

Keegan ignores Woodcock, Taffy’s midlife crisis continues, and Meeker gets everyone riled again. (Rec: 25/3/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 06:00:37 GMT

Being drunk at work, and Rod offers a horsey ride before stripping off and considering a trip to Paris. (Rec: 24/3/21)

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History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 1

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 06:00:06 GMT

George sings to a bus conductor and tries to send a fax, while Prince has a problem with cheques. (Rec: 23/3/21)

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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 1

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 06:00:16 GMT

Our deep dive of 1985’s ‘Live Live Christmas Breakfast Show’ starts up the Telecom Tower with a wild intro, and a satellite boast.

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Great Aeroplanes

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 10:54:06 GMT

Andy has some news, Sam prepares to be replaced, we learn Tom Cruise’s password and a new name for Oscar.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 94

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:00:43 GMT

UK wrestling, away-day book club, cricket teas, and Noel Baxter attempts some ‘verballing’. (Rec: 18/3/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 06:00:53 GMT

Shane McGowan, Wilko Johnson, smelly footballers, toileting emergencies. (Rec: 17/3/21)

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Life Logistics - Pop Records

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 06:00:24 GMT

Window cleaning etiquette, Shark talk, threatening a rooster, postman woe, disciplining cats. (Rec: 16/3/21)

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Our Podkids

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 11:49:39 GMT

A postponement, misheard lyrics, and some Quo chat (including some polishing).

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 1

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 17:00:41 GMT

Spice Girls at the top, Gary Barlow at the bottom, and a little bit in between. (Rec: 14/3/21)

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Nelson Test Intervention

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 11:18:53 GMT

Covid bickering, Richard O’Sullivan Day, school caretakers, and small impromptu gigs.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 93

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 06:00:21 GMT

A zero-Melchester episode - MOT coincidence, idiot social media blokes, a 90s common room, and a friend-finding challenge. (Rec: 11/3/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 06:00:28 GMT

Susan’s attempts to fix Monster Munch-chomping Rod, teenagers, awkwardness, and toe TV operation. (Rec: 10/3/21)

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Life Logistics - The Pit

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 06:00:03 GMT

Flooding the engine, MOT chat, fantasy podcasts, and looking around your old house. (Rec: 9/3/21)

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All The Trimmings

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:32:21 GMT

Advent calendar limits, a personalised vodka bottle, a serial killer’s birthday party, and an abrupt end.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 92

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 06:00:24 GMT

Uncle John, Bowie v Barrie, Roy dashes back, Taffy has a midlife crisis, and some more young correspondents. (Rec: 4/3/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 06:00:53 GMT

Cracking America, the film’s soundtrack, hubris, and a load of stuff about advertising and economics. (Rec: 3/3/21)

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History Box - The Bed - Part 3

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 06:00:46 GMT

Wedding night tales, olives, privacy curtains, roads, and a dream record shop. (Rec: 2/3/21)

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Fun Bumps

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 11:37:09 GMT

Dog dirt disposal, dealing with HMRC, Bumping Bobby, and the cheap Swiss euthanasia option.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 2

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 18:36:21 GMT

Northern chippiness, the origin of the James Bond theme, Simply Red, and not much else. (Rec: 28/2/21)

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The Beatles

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 12:34:29 GMT

‘Get Back’, Elvis, strength contests, tea, and stupid podcasts.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 91

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:43 GMT

A cover spoiler, a go on the scoreboard, a billionaires’ retreat, a new arrival, and a Lampard child. (Rec: 25/2/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 06:00:02 GMT

Googling it, some script comparison, a club foot, more frog stuff, and Sam’s Voldemort. (Rec: 24/2/21)

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History Box - The Bed Part 2

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 06:00:45 GMT

More Xerox madness, Oscar’s bedtime, cheddar supplies, Sir John Scientist, and sexy futon time. (Rec: 23/2/21)

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Willy Nuts

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 12:19:18 GMT

Health and safety, new Lampard info, windscreen notes, I’m A Celeb, McCartney, and Elvis’ sandwich.

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Asda Kite Motorcade

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 12:32:03 GMT

Air quality, polar bear racism, candle legal war, The Littlest Hobo, and our Christmas party.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 90

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:13 GMT

Star Wars figures, record shop scenarios, reader feedback, some gay content, and some cricket content. (Rec: 18/2/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 06:00:56 GMT

Nun fear, Proustian whisky, communism in Eastenders, a postman advert, and about 50 seconds of the film. (Rec: 17/2/21)

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History Box - The Bed Part 1

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 06:00:15 GMT

Train hate, erotic back exercises, the TFTM factory, and sleeping with your eyes open. That’s Capitalism! (Rec: 16/2/21)

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The Car Park People

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 11:47:12 GMT

Resting, puppy socialising, and Sam’s night time Scottish ordeal.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 1

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 16:58:57 GMT

Crooning killers top the chart, Andy sneers at indie record shops, and Sam takes the Britpop look to Upton Park. (Rec: 14/2/21)

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The Manchester Pub Argument

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 11:18:58 GMT

The demise of a treasured old fish, Sade does a pub quiz, and a tale from our tour.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 89

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:00:10 GMT

Visiting the printers, some ‘just rest’ sport, Roy takes to the crease, adult content, and celeb selfies. (Rec: 11/2/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:00:56 GMT

Suzanne Somers deals with an intruder, footballers in pubs, and a puke and a toot. (Rec: 10/2/21)

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Life Logistics - Help Request Denied

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 06:00:26 GMT

Overstepping the mark, home discomfort, Scorsese deconstructed, and a Geoff Hurst stag night. (Rec: 9/2/21)

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The Joy Of Walking

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 06:00:18 GMT

Thunderberg and Monbiot, extreme downhill biking, hillsplaining, and an interruption.

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The Queen’s Dogpile

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 22:12:46 GMT

Touring, misery wagons, Morrisons, experiences hunted, and opportunities spurned.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 88

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 06:00:43 GMT

Rovers face a violent cricketing enemy, there’s Rentaghost and jumper theft, and Roy’s TV breaks down. (Rec: 4/2/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 06:00:30 GMT

Street-canning, the massive fiver, the university life, vetting, and perilous school trips. (Rec: 3/2/21)

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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 3

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 06:00:40 GMT

Our historian credentials are fully established, Sting throws Phil under the bus, Led Zep fail miserably, and a big star plays a last-minute role. (Rec: 2/2/21)

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Rock ‘N Roll Car Ride

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 10:43:12 GMT

Tour excitement, parental driving duties, the different decades of Heaven, and some football news reaction.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 3/6/1970

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 17:00:15 GMT

Ruining a Tom Jones gig, World Cup 2026 plans, Cliff Richard’s son, and the majesty of Dick & Dom. (Rec: 3/2/21)

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Dirty Trousers

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 05:00:29 GMT

Service station moments, lorry drive assimilation, Phil Collins’ teeth, and a countryside pipe blockage.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 87

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 05:00:15 GMT

Roy turns to cricket to help out an old pal (after expenses are deducted) but soon makes a new enemy. (Rec: 28/1/21)

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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 05:00:46 GMT

Our dive into what could be the best football film ever begins with some background, some mud, and some bus-drinking. (Rec: 27/1/21)

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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 2

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 05:00:03 GMT

Elton’s guest list, We Are The World, getting Princed, a few Kershaws, and the industrial cone. (Rec: 26/1/21)

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Countryside Dog-Sitting

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 10:37:10 GMT

A giggly city boy heads to the sticks, and post-match interviews at a major funeral.

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Loyd Grossman’s Breakfast Relish

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:00:29 GMT

Burger talk, a broken flange, poker with Roy Orbison, and Scholes apathy.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 86

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 05:00:49 GMT

Grandad Sam’s big key, Roy destroys a child in print, a brushing scam, and a story about a manky teddy bear. (Rec: 21/1/21)

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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 18:20:38 GMT

Blob husbandry, mucky texting, service station dogs, the Denmark willy show, and a bang on the head. (Rec: 20/1/21)

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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 1

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 05:00:43 GMT

Jacket issues, Sting takes a dip in the Collins pool, and Phil plans to rehearse a Led Zeppelin set on Concorde.

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Pizza Meh

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 11:05:20 GMT

Trips to Edinburgh and Liverpool, a religious experience on the Tube, a Keegan shop visit and outdoor cooking.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 14/08/1974

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 16:00:21 GMT

Paternal abandonment, package holidays, Noddy Holder’s suitcase, and Sam v Parky. (Rec: 17/1/21)

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Imaginary Dogs

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 10:50:30 GMT

Oscar joins us for a bit, a blasé wifi attitude, Lampard cars, and our live tour plans.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 85

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 05:00:29 GMT

As the book ends, there’s a chocolate deal, Vic deals with PTSD, we reassess Allo Allo, and Roy picks up a new ball. (Rec: 14/1/21)

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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 05:00:35 GMT

A yeti carnival, ice fraud, space fraud, Radio 4 kudos, pineapple corkage, and bumming the moon. (Rec: 13/1/21)

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Life Logistics - The £5 Spoon

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 05:00:46 GMT

Umbrellas, an email mix-up, a meat dress, frozen chips, and educating delivery drivers. (Rec: 12/1/21)

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Sunday Knockers

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 05:00:03 GMT

The children are upset, a patio boast, and a National Trust guide is power-played.

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Turkey v Norway?

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 10:14:03 GMT

Ethics in football, Tears For Fears, an unsettling text conversation, and some B&M treats are assessed.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 84

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 05:00:24 GMT

The nonsense of TV, the battle for Kenny Logan, painting nudes, and a cache of fancy daggers. (Rec: 7/1/21)

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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 05:00:58 GMT

Our new film plan, standing, strong men, a unicorn puppy, and why being cool is hard work. (Rec: 6/1/21)

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Life Logistics - Doorstep Milk Disgrace

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 05:00:01 GMT

Snowball-recipient etiquette, importing pig milk, takeaway vouchers, and the joy of fat. (Rec: 5/1/21)

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Trigger Warning: Breathing Discussion

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 10:37:48 GMT

Parenting burdens, unwelcome questions, Johnson’s pig fires, and James Bond’s mate.

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Europa Fire Shooters

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:07:58 GMT

Arguing on the radio, fleecing the rich, Phil Collins close-up, and some intimate male chat.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 83

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 05:00:59 GMT

Scanning magazines, trapping animals, getting your cat kidnapped by The Wailers, and Grace Jones hands over her knickers. (Rec: 31/12/20)

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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:00:49 GMT

Our deep dive into the new Believe It Or Not book begins with matchsticks, a mouth full of balls, fingerless bagpipes, and a qualified romantic. (Rec: 30/12/20)

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Life Logistics - Ejector Seat Blame Game

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 20:28:06 GMT

Being the baddies, opinions, robot vacuum cleaners, talking to strangers, and other stuff. (Rec: 29/12/20)

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Apple Episode

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:23:51 GMT

Worms in apples, apple pressing, Pinocchio’s apple, and some intense digging (without apples).

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 2

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 16:00:12 GMT

Boney M’s avalanche of peace, one Elvis leaves as another arrives, Elton John has a slap-up feed, and PUNK!

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Ideas

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 13:02:51 GMT

Us in meat form, our grab for power, idiot men, the Spice Girls, hardware stores, and knockers.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 82

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 05:00:37 GMT

Arrow Petrol, tyre woes, the modern Pirelli calendar, Beeping Timmy leaves a review, and a new dive is announced.

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Life Logistics - Bring Back Fat Wallet

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 05:00:14 GMT

Bank loyalty, credit card machines, middle-class football fans, Yorkshire puddings, and the real Covid heroes. (Rec: 22/12/20)

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Lee Bowyer’s Wet Trousers

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 05:00:40 GMT

Godcasting, peaks and troughs, beefy cheese, Northern Soul, and Monster Day

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Canal Boat Death Wish

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 17:27:12 GMT

Twelve-hour funeral boozing, a missing bit, a pizza, fantasy quizzing and Billy Bonds’ warm-up.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 81

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 05:00:34 GMT

A Scotsman with a grudge, getting muddled up, some TV news gossip, hating football, and Will Carling’s CD collection. (Rec: 17/12/20)

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Life Logistics - Lampard Teacher

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 05:00:34 GMT

'Following policy,' a lamp wrangle, a private tip, tooth dust, a danger wall, and a lost fox. (Rec: 8/12/20)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 1

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 16:00:18 GMT

Threats from Abba, a hospital record stall, a big fish round at Pancho’s, and memories of going to a gig. (Rec: 6/12/20)

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Alley Chat

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 05:00:19 GMT

Russian garages, alleys, a bush woman, footballer aggression, and a disgusting bowl.

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Favourite Bowl

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 11:15:42 GMT

Kitchen chat, cat interventions, and stupid travel plans.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 80

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 05:00:59 GMT

Roy subs himself off, heads to the nick, solves his own attempted murder, and then heads back before the end of the match. (Rec: 10/12/20)

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Life Logistics - Dickensian Dream Solicitor

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 05:00:08 GMT

A bit of dream chat, some doctor-shaming, grudge requests, and wrapping paper annoyances. (Rec: 15/12/20)

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Crazy Golf Clash

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 05:00:37 GMT

Girls Aloud, Gulliver, the Prince Charles walk, Turbo badges, and Sam tries to get himself arrested.

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Hammers Meet Hipsters

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 10:48:23 GMT

The Abba comeback, a weird Bjork gig, and VR Brown John possibilities.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 79

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 21:46:15 GMT

We discuss Britain’s diminishing wall numbers, Roy wades into the crowd again and drops a ‘habeas corpus’, and Blackie worries about a liaison with Brinsden. (Rec: 3/12/20)

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Life Logistics - Deep Fat Frying

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 08:13:16 GMT

Sleeping, the royal family, covid dating locations, and an indecent Premier Inn proposal.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/02/1988 Part 2

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 13:35:26 GMT

Why Sam hates Johnny Hates Jazz, more American Trousers, rock ‘n roll, duetting with Alexander O’Neal and teenage feminism. (Rec: 22/11/20)

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There’s Nothing Bigger Than Turbo

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 05:00:11 GMT

A new IFS offering, the dead pop stars pyramid, a sad closure, and a shed office crisis.

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RIP Dave Harper

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 11:23:21 GMT

Europa League draw fever and we tribute to our mate.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 78

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy’s amazing ear, continental players doing fighting and biting, celebrity interviewing, and Trevor Brinsden in peril. (Rec: 26/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine

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Life Logistics - School Run Goose

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 05:00:21 GMT

Anxious pets, streaming TV rated, Christmas cash for kids, and second-guessing wives. (Rec: 24/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine

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The Nature Of Taste

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 11:25:05 GMT

Consuming matter, dragon eggs, Big Salt strikes again, ignoring calls, and ant/monkey TV.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine

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Posting A Beard To The Queen

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 12:14:20 GMT

Radio 4, Lebanon hostage biscuits, a card shuffler plea, and a postcode boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 77

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy returns to the pitch and reflects on his father, we have a Swedish TV tip and go in two-footed on ‘The Crown’, and Trevor Brinsden lets his mouth go. (Rec: 19/11/20)

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Life Logistics - Brown John

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 05:00:13 GMT

Our new TV show idea, weighted blankets, hot bodies, and more cat stuff. (Rec: 17/11/20)

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It’s Not Trifle Without Sherry

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Some jaded Covid activity, fighting the maskless, the horror of boarding school, and a toxic osteopath.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/02/1988 Part 1

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Fear of the pop blob, Neighbours, driving six hours to slag off the radio, The Roxy, and some facts that are probably wrong. (Rec: 8/11/20)

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Assorted Bird Frenzy

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 05:00:28 GMT

Fence power-playing, dream chat, the horrors of abroad, a human car, Gordon Bucket, and lazy man-widowing.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 76

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

A 1960s flashback, and Roy’s comeback is halted by talk of music centres, catalogues and buying old stuff that we don’t need. (Rec: 12/11/20)

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Life Logistics - Blobby Forever

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Manference developments, vegan Christmas, a nut allergy near-tragedy, teapots, and Andy’s dishwasher hell. (Rec: 10/11/20)

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Approved Lamparding

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

More frogs, The Six Million Dollar Man doll, making a car, an alternative flat, and a self-policing Luton pub.

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Ex-Boss Driveway Request

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Business cards, Kipper Jackson, Michael Barrymore, a holiday drug offer and Florida gun fear.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 75

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Bush meat, Phil Collins, Roy gets tested by a German doc, and Penny wants justice as the net closes again. (Rec: 5/11/20)

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Life Logistics - Drug Tablet Attitudes

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 05:00:52 GMT

X Factor, the maddest two minutes of TV ever, Scouse dumps, Nigella Lawson, and Gordon Ramsay. (Rec: 3/11/20)

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Sausage Talc

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Our open prison dreams revived, a semi-legal Thames ferry, hospital skiving, and a meat pie barber.

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Humans Of Honour/The Reset - Seth Meyers

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 08:00:00 GMT

We felt that Sam's recent interview with US comedy legend Seth Meyers for his 'The Reset' series was also worthy of 'Humans Of Honour' status - so here it is.

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Literary Drones

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Garden party, private detectives, zoo chat, time travel, Love Island, and Sparks.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 74

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Tiger-based work, Rovers get reckless, a Guardiola takedown, Sir Alf returns, and the net of justice closes. (Rec: 29/10/20)

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Life Logistics - Hot Body

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Lots of bed and bedroom-related problems solved, and also the rules about swearing. (Rec: 27/10/20)

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Chopping Wood

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Holiday games rooms, a paddling pool shock, a surprise rake, and a nightmare neighbour.

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Top Flight Tune Machine – 18/02/1987 Part 2

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Ben Vol-au-vent Parrot, Andy Warhol, premature baldness, a defence of Jamiroquai, better languages and a UB40 superfan. (Rec: 18/10/20)

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Dogs And Swords

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Squandering money, losing stuff, a classic stray man, good guys of Barnes, and unusual smoking.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 73

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Jack Charlton schools Sue Lawley, the decline of steam, Duncan McKay’s parenting thoughts, and a psycho PE teacher. (Rec: 22/10/20)

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Life Logistics - Rogue Cockerel

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

The nature of cults, pancake prison, body image, cat theft, and rip-off publishing. (Rec: 20/10/20)

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Seagull Blood On The Ottoman

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

A mailbag delve, unleashing your inner kid, three courses of ravioli, targeted wasps, and asking people stuff.

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Storming Parkhead

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 09:53:17 GMT

Holiday plans, a silent retreat, an ill-advised flight booking, and more of Roger Taylor’s consumer tips.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 72

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

An underwhelming surprise, plans for a set-up, a golden ball, garden potato fun, and Rovers get carried away. (Rec: 15/10/20)

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Life Logistics - Collymore v Ice

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Bros on Ethiopia, why toffs run reality TV, David Beckham gets tricked, pies, bridges, and sexy fridges. (Rec: 13/10/20)

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Our Laughing Boy King

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 11:54:01 GMT

Fatherly advice, river talk, seaside drills, and England stuff.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 18/02/1987 Part 1

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 16:00:00 GMT

American trousers, dressing like the rappers, Geordie Jeans, our live singing history and podding for ghosts. (Rec: 4/10/20)

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Samajesty’s Going To Dover

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

England, Covid, a costume, a hired bus, online campaigning, and Diana’s statue.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 71

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy and Sir Alf finally meet, we ponder the human mind, the net closes, and there’s no team talk. (Rec: 8/10/20)

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Life Logistics - Cooking Therapy

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 05:00:07 GMT

A lazy colleague, a probation period fail, reach and wash feedback, a weird farming rant, and Netflix etiquette. (Rec: 6/10/20)

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Peanuts For Breakfast

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 10:09:54 GMT

Some England football content, the power of salt, and we solicit your feedback.

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Sam’s Balls

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 12:56:14 GMT

England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 70

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy is disgustingly fit, there’s a bit of Basran, a jetty opening, a sex reference, and Red Plane vs Yellow Plane. (Rec: 1/10/20)

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Life Logistics - Thanks For Hands, God

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 05:00:52 GMT

Michael Barrymore raps, working from home, cockerels, reach and wash, and cross-pod eyebrow chat. (Rec: 29/9/20)

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Adult Chases

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Spy doorbells, hiding, cowardice and the Matt Hancock saga is assessed.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 20th May 1998

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 16:00:22 GMT

A rotten, rotten top 40, violent plants, some Britpop squabbling, and Anthony Kiedis visits Sunderland to hunt down Andy. (Rec: 20/9/20)

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The Swedish Swan Man

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 13:00:07 GMT

Simulcharging, knee-squeezing, living for content, local characters, and tree murder.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 69

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 05:00:23 GMT

Terrible colleagues, Terry Mac and a massive cake, the magic of trimphones, Rovers visit Roy, and there’s an airport swoop. (Rec: 24/9/20)

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Life Logistics - Parenting And Murder

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 05:00:45 GMT

Probably one of the most depressing episodes we’ve ever done. (Rec: 22/9/20)

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Jazz Confession

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 11:07:36 GMT

Father’s Day solitude, Souness steel, and what’s wrong with the English?

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A Day Of Life And Death

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 13:28:21 GMT

The Argonaut Octopus, post-coital moods, a rollercoaster 24 hours, and Vialli’s facial adornment.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 68

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Hardly any Melchester and a terrible ending, plus Sue Lawley, coxing, and the Cockney Hospital. (Rec: 17/9/20)

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Life Logistics - Coffee With A Soap Legend

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Sam’s amazing morning, pale girls, house-selling preparation, wild oven-buying frenzies, sky law, and foreign babies. (Rec: 15/9/20)

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Cracking Days Out

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Some football talk, the TFTM tour schedule, the tree surgeon visits, and a shocking revelation.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 - Part 2

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 16:04:07 GMT

Takeaways, teenage girls’ opinions, Jimmy Nail, The Big Breakfast, Sam pits two TV channels against each other, and dirty gravity. (Rec: 6/9/20)

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Sam & Andy’s Football Zone

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 11:21:46 GMT

Sheriffs, our TV series plans, butter, spiders, and Euro 2020 predictions.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 67

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Who are the Marks Brothers? Also, beefing YouTubers, Rovers chase down a record, and Sir Alf makes a speech. (Rec: 10/9/20)

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Life Logistics - Ghost Rights

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Sleeping, toilet unblocking, cat tax discs, accidental noncing, cloud-thrusting, and David Attenborough’s knees. (Rec: 8/9/20)

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Bring Back Ashtrays

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 05:00:51 GMT

Family camping hell, getting a tab, our candle plans, and Southgate’s psychedelic selections.

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The Magna Banta

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Graffiti, gangs, college culture, having a night out, celeb selfies, and a Wayne Rooney opinion.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 66

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy wakes up and the Rovers are spurred on as Sir Alf plans his future. Meanwhile Blackie gets emotional again, and we encounter a rugby doctor. (Rec: 3/9/20)

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Life Logistics - Freeze Everything

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Arm sleep positions, van advice, a massive tin of beans, and the nose-to-tail con. (Rec: 1/9/20)

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A New Chair

Fri, 28 May 2021 05:00:07 GMT

Week off plans, Andy’s flesh, Madness love, and not much else.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 65

Thu, 27 May 2021 05:00:52 GMT

Sir Alf’s gap year, stolen tracksuits and eye-popping tactics, plus police racism and a bedside development. (Rec: 27/8/20)

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Life Logistics - Jazz Logistics

Tue, 25 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Minimalism, physical goods v ‘the cloud’, food waste recycling, and golden time. (Rec: 25/8/20)

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The Invention Of Fighting

Mon, 24 May 2021 05:00:43 GMT

Cauldrons, the nine Chinese fighting techniques, sex handkerchiefs, and some fresh pharmacy trouble.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 Part 1

Sun, 23 May 2021 16:27:05 GMT

Brian Harvey’s jacket potato nightmare and the connection between pickling and George Formby. (Rec: 23/8/20)

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The King Of Digging

Fri, 21 May 2021 10:45:00 GMT

A swingball routine, clambering up velvet, a civilising challenge, and prediction mayhem.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 64

Thu, 20 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Erotic drawings, Batman returns, Roy lingers, and Sir Alf espouses the joy of travel. (Rec: 20/8/20)

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Life Logistics - Cheese Scones Everywhere

Tue, 18 May 2021 05:00:55 GMT

Swearing kids, Roger Taylor’s broadband, socks, films, and sleep clinics. (Rec: 18/8/20)

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Jesus vs The Triffids

Mon, 17 May 2021 10:20:43 GMT

Len’s podcast, rigcraft, school summer fairs, and our displeasure with some of you.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 63

Thu, 13 May 2021 05:00:59 GMT

Sir Alf considers the Moon and the downsides of fame, Duncan McKay gets angry about Zippy, the crowd explain corners, and Roy reaches for something soft and familiar. (Rec: 13/8/20)

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Life Logistics - Shut My Body Down

Tue, 11 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Slothful sobriety, news from the cat community, fantasy radio, working class ad men, the trouble with in-laws, and back hair. (Rec: 11/8/20)

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The Henny Lenry Room

Mon, 10 May 2021 05:00:48 GMT

Imaginary groups, Glasgow dreams, a Pips revelation, when Mexican stand-offs go wrong, and two gearsticks.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/02/1978

Sun, 09 May 2021 16:35:22 GMT

Dodgy song topics from Macca and Rod, the mighty Bee Gees, and the less-mighty BBC Orchestra. (Rec: 9/8/20)

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The Hippie Conundrum

Fri, 07 May 2021 10:38:13 GMT

Touchline Lamparding, a coffee tasting, gentle telly, mending stuff, a truck ride, and the Richard O’Sullivan story.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 62

Thu, 06 May 2021 07:42:06 GMT

Starting a London knees-up, Sir Alf’s rules and a book break, and an unconventional half time ritual. (Rec: 6/8/20)

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Fear The Thames

Wed, 05 May 2021 09:56:02 GMT

An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words.

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Life Logistics - Keep It Simple

Tue, 04 May 2021 10:58:51 GMT

Man clubs, a Ken Loach dog story, Nelson’s tail, and a Henry Hoover modifying tip. (Rec: 4/8/20)

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Shockwave Events Unfold

Mon, 03 May 2021 05:00:57 GMT

The Old Trafford protest, the plight of the ‘big six’ and some racist gossip.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 4

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Beautiful Green, Midge’s meltdown sex-fest, car crash perviness and climax prevention. (Rec: 26/7/20)

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Instant Coffee Discovery

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Prince Philip’s coining love, birthday crazy golf, clutch bag woe, afternoon flagging, the joy of libraries, and Dog Day.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 61

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 05:00:59 GMT

Rovers’ stand-in boss arrives direct from Greece… and he hasn’t got time for the buffet. (Rec: 30/7/20)

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Life Logistics - There Is No Done Thing

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 05:00:51 GMT

Cat limits, train toilets, kitchen essentials, ketchup help, and so much more. (Rec: 28/7/20)

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Posting Dead Wasps

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 05:00:40 GMT

Animals on YouTube, Sam’s Hinterland, Oscar’s birthday, Archie’s one-way ticket, and Leniverse politics.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 3

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 16:00:00 GMT

Nile Rodgers’ wardrobe nightmare, Alison Moyet’s hand growth, the genius that is Alan Ford, and we do the chart rundown. (Rec: 12/7/20)

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Covid Beating

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 11:11:47 GMT

A snooker book, puppet sidekicks, judging people, political maniacs and jab violence.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 60

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Roy looks beautiful in his coma, Blackie takes the number 9, and Roy Jr sends a message. Plus some stuff about dead Beatles. (Rec: 23/7/20)

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Life Logistics - Cheek Skin

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 05:00:12 GMT

Mattresses, frying pans, intimate surgery and potatoes. (Rec: 21/7/20)

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Scab League

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 10:00:36 GMT

A protest poster, our ESL pod plans, a space dog, and a load of football opinions.

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Prescription Thrills

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 08:53:50 GMT

The healthy World Cup, destroying letters, an unsettling pharmacy experience, and Sam’s medical records.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 59

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 05:00:05 GMT

A 60’s glimpse, Blackie takes the number 9 shirt, Kenny Logan has suspicions, and Roy lingers on the danger list. (Rec: 17/7/20)

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Life Logistics - Jeans Advice

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:00:12 GMT

Toy Day politics, telly tips, bird-nursing, denim etiquette, and air fryers.

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Joint Prime Ministers

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 05:00:40 GMT

Level 42, a cop dealer, a mid-pod delivery, football frauds, and an onscreen baddie revelation.

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Pouncing On Experiences

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 05:00:55 GMT

A podcast recommendation, Delaney father and son turmoil, and a coining near-death.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 58

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 05:00:17 GMT

Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. (Rec: 9/7/20)

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Life Logistics - Driving

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 05:00:04 GMT

Lawns, driveways, caravans, wax seals, dog toilets, cars, and Portugal. (Rec: 6/7/20)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 57

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:00:24 GMT

Fighting back-up, Roy visits his cousin’s swamp shop, Elton John’s Rothmans collection, and then… BANG! (Rec: 2/7/20)

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Life Logistics - Garage Privilege

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:54:54 GMT

Unleashing your inner Lampard, being a latchkey kid, treadmill storage, watercolour aggro, and alcohol guidance. (Rec: 23/6/20)

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God Knows, There’s Not Many Good Days

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 12:02:03 GMT

Birthdays, prison, interviewing a criminal, TOTP, and lifted restrictions.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 Part 2

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 16:02:00 GMT

The Relax video and the nuclear bomb that was Two Tribes, body-popping, Elton’s helicopter demands, and the psychobilly movement. (Rec: 28/6/20)

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Sam’s New Overalls

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 11:38:38 GMT

The roofers have arrived, and there's a preview of the podcast awards.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 56

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

An injured Roy prepares for combat, Rovers get a lock-in, Roy arrives home drunk and gets some bad news, and Vic Guthrie acts up again. (Rec: 25/6/20)

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Life Logistics - The Ghost Of Football

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:00:55 GMT

Great Ebenezers of history, lawn admin, golf rule-breaking, drums, and Asda car park fighting. (Rec: 30/6/20)

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Sybil The Parrot

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 12:31:51 GMT

Growing strawberries, bored kids, inhaling food, and Imelda Marcos’ safari island.

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Reverse Mum Insult

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 12:34:51 GMT

Murderous motivations, book launch whisky, Italian beach dog attack, and Norvelle lives.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 55

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:30:07 GMT

Roy gets injured but gets to ref the match too, our live show blanket plans, a Race/Jordan comparison, and a dressing room bust-up. (Rec: 18/6/20)

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Life Logistics - In-Law Power Play

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 06:00:16 GMT

Recycling sifters, diamond mining, respecting the bereaved, parenting, in-law power plays and more. (Rec: 16/6/20)

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Superpredicting

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 12:45:14 GMT

Cup glory, away games, showing us it, electric car hell, Nick Cotton.

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:00:23 GMT

Possibly the greatest top 40 in the history of charts of all time – our deep dive into it begins here with the song that dominated the whole of 1984. (Rec: 14/6/20)

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Mould Death Panic

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 12:44:38 GMT

MOT stuff, frosted nudity, scaffolding, screenwash, chip failure.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 54

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Italian graveyards, The Chichester Dossiers, Roy has an alleyway incident, Penny stays in, and there’s agony on the pitch. (Rec: 11/6/20)

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Life Logistics - Wart-Be-Gone

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 06:00:19 GMT

House-buying, Biscoff teeth, self-surgery, an official TFTM detective, bee panic and lots more. (Rec: 9/6/20)

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Crowdfunding Chaka Khan

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Celeb video messaging, tracking down a minor star, and another TFTM business opportunity.

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Nicholas Witchell

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 06:00:51 GMT

Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 53

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 06:00:33 GMT

Roy receives a dossier and has a shower with a policeman. Brinsden gets dumped on the edge of town, and will Roy get wheelied in the face? (Rec: 4/6/20)

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Life Logistics - Honey Extraction

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 06:00:01 GMT

Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)

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Learning and Growing

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 14:16:31 GMT

Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.

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Activate Brown John

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:57:29 GMT

Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 52

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 06:00:45 GMT

Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 10

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:00:34 GMT

The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film ends

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Life Logistics: Glass Smashing

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:12:09 GMT

Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)

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Florida Roy

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 11:33:04 GMT

Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.

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Top Flight Tune Machine – 17/07/1999

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 17:31:14 GMT

Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)

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Cloth Special

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:13:10 GMT

Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 51

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 06:00:10 GMT

Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 9

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:12 GMT

Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)

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Life Logistics - Imaginary Arrival Music

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 06:00:39 GMT

Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)

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Shirking Not Working

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.

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Space John

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 12:51:27 GMT

The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective?

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 50

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 06:00:42 GMT

Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 06:00:18 GMT

Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)

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Life Logistics - Watery Hole

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 06:00:48 GMT

Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)

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Top Flight Tune Machine - 09/01/1989

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 14:32:30 GMT

A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20)

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Honesty Football

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:00:03 GMT

VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.

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Uncle Tom

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 06:00:13 GMT

Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 06:00:39 GMT

Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey – Part 7

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 06:00:06 GMT

Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)

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Life Logistics - Drink Value

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 10:34:07 GMT

Self-nicknaming, child crime, kids TV casting, wedding postponement, and shelving. (Rec: 5/5/20)

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Ape Pillow

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 12:23:11 GMT

Bed history, breaking into a museum, sleeping in meetings, battling with celebs’ lawyers, and some old football.

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Stan Bowles’ Ambulance

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 06:00:10 GMT

Cake antics, a family treats powerplay, napping science, illegal blue lights, and buying film rights in a pub.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 48

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:00:12 GMT

Arnie Meckiff’s shop, Roy’s personal taxi, VIP prison, Mike Tyson road rage, and a punch is thrown. (Rec: 30/4/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:00:16 GMT

The pros and cons of dreams, canal boat hypnotherapy, Derren Brown’s Croydon head-spell, and a little bit of Snow White. (Rec: 29/4/20)

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Life Logistics - Water

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 06:00:45 GMT

French landlady issues, noisy eaters, addiction help and more in our first Life Logistics episode! (Rec: 28/4/20)

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Lampard Sacked

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 12:43:02 GMT

An emergency pod about Frank Lampard’s dismissal from Chelsea that ends up being about David Batty instead.

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Snow Fun

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:41 GMT

Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.

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Death By Grace Jones

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:00:09 GMT

Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 47

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:00:08 GMT

Banning thoughts, Roy’s Turkish prison memories, Blackie offers to deal with Trevor Brinsden, and a shocking shop revelation. (Rec: 23/4/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 06:00:54 GMT

How children are conceived, Disney snobbery, Northern mining, universal basic income, and lax dwarf security. (Rec: 22/4/20)

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Not Blue Monday

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 11:57:08 GMT

Venn diagrams, telly talk, banned baby names, and Top of the Pops debuts.

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Squirrel Gang

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 06:00:04 GMT

Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 46

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 09:52:03 GMT

Kenny Logan’s audacity, Roy’s bullworker, Vic’s fury, a ‘Wahoooo!’, and a couple of death masks. (Rec: 16/4/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 06:00:02 GMT

Did this film trigger Hitler? Who the hell does Snow White think she is? Plus Italian TV and we visit the dwarfs’ diamond mine. (Rec: 15/4/20)

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The Tao Of Blobby

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:21:48 GMT

A great film, a great board game, Footballball, Liam Gallagher, and displaying your true self.

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Little Sam

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 13:56:30 GMT

Shorter than usual due to technical issues but still time for chat about body heat, covid liars, and orange peel pens.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 45

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 06:00:53 GMT

Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy.

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 06:00:18 GMT

The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20)

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Mandle-Burning Man-Child

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:13:53 GMT

A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 44

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 06:00:14 GMT

The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 43

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:12 GMT

Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/20)

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The Snow White Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 06:00:28 GMT

A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20)

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Mouse Emergency!

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 16:29:16 GMT

Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next…

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 42

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:58 GMT

The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 06:00:40 GMT

How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20)

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Pervert Story

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 11:23:38 GMT

Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing.

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Reginald Bosanquet’s Disco

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 11:39:00 GMT

Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 41

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: 13/3/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 06:00:56 GMT

Our mums’ guts, Hologram Whitney, footballer tweets, dead cats on tables, and the secrets of the paparazzi. (Rec: 11/3/20)

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Terry Nutkins v Johnny Depp

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 12:25:23 GMT

Animal Magic in Scotland, Europe’s biggest baby, Shark joy, what’s inside snooker balls and a new cat infiltration.

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Non-Dyer Wall Talk

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 10:46:33 GMT

We’re a wall pod now – plus, our call for Britain’s greatest moments, ghost activity, and a torque injury.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 40

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 06:00:05 GMT

The 40th episode of this odyssey is solely devoted to the cover of the 5th September 1981 issue of Roy of the Rovers. And some other stuff. (Rec: 5/3/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 09:18:22 GMT

Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20)

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Icelandic Christmas Folklore

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:55:49 GMT

Attenborough’s mad world of ants, the Yule Lads, advent calendars, volunteering as celeb syringers, and Elton meets Arsene.

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Diego Maradona

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 13:39:59 GMT

Our tribute to the greatest footballer who ever lived.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 39

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 06:00:23 GMT

Spertons, how we’ll be ended, ROTR After Dark, Melchester’s deluded fans enrage us again, and the next Odyssey confirmed. (Rec: 27/2/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 06:00:17 GMT

Beckham and his ‘uncle’, VAR takes his eye off the ball, our dystopian raspberry future, the TFTM dinner club and a tiny bit of Michael. (Rec: 27/2/20)

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A Cockney at Oxford?

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 12:15:44 GMT

The best British moments, Dominic Cummings, Shaun Ryder, Lovers Rock, and Michael McIntyre on Spurs.

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Gladiators and Wispas

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 11:23:09 GMT

Gladiators and Wispas.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 38

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:42 GMT

Roy tries to single-handedly tackle Rovers’ hooligan problem but goes full Lampard instead. (Rec: 20/2/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 4

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 06:00:08 GMT

The TFTM reach, sea filings, Owen gets mugged off by Shearer and asks his parents for World Cup penalty tips. (Rec: 19/4/20)

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Koi Carp For Cockneys

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 12:34:36 GMT

A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue.

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All The Trimmings

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 11:37:01 GMT

The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 37

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 3

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 06:00:49 GMT

A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20)

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The Joy of CNN

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:09:07 GMT

Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading.

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Touch & Steel

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 06:00:21 GMT

The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 36

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:24 GMT

Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 2

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 06:00:52 GMT

Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20)

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'Daddy, Why Did You Lie?’

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 06:00:01 GMT

Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name.

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Sunderland Hot Bodies

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:01:10 GMT

The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 35

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:56 GMT

Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20)

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The Owen Odyssey - Part 1

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:30 GMT

We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20)

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Danny Dyer vs The Style Council

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 06:00:01 GMT

Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard.

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Check Your Bits

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 17:56:01 GMT

Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 34

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT

The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 8

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:00:46 GMT

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20)

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Another Football Episode

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:23:10 GMT

Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense.

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Covid Cul-de-sac

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 11:41:38 GMT

Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again).

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 33

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 05:00:16 GMT

Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 7

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 05:00:32 GMT

From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20)

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Continental Breakfast Unboxed

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:58:29 GMT

Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len.

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Kid Football Passport Scam

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 10:54:35 GMT

A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 32

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 05:00:38 GMT

Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 6

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT

It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20)

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Reflections On The Wall

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 05:00:14 GMT

Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates.

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Fleet Foot Frankie

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 10:32:46 GMT

Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 31

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 05:00:28 GMT

Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 5

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 05:00:43 GMT

Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 05:00:28 GMT

A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19)

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Top Flight Millionaires

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 09:09:02 GMT

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain.

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Pumpkin Discount

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 05:00:07 GMT

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room.

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 05:00:13 GMT

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19)

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 30

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 05:00:17 GMT

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:00:09 GMT

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19)

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The Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 18:20:14 GMT

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19)

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Countdown Bath

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 05:00:27 GMT

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns.

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Floppy Criminals

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 13:30:35 GMT

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil.

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The Melchester Odyssey – Part 29

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 05:00:18 GMT

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19)

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ResultsBot’s Halfway House

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:00:25 GMT

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists.

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Premier League Preview 20/21

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 05:00:45 GMT

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 28

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 05:00:49 GMT

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19)

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Dream Radio Hero Work

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:54:43 GMT

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers.

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Six Times A Day

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 12:52:40 GMT

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 27

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 05:00:03 GMT

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19)

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Billionaire Skip Wars

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 05:00:36 GMT

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case.

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Creature Market

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 12:38:15 GMT

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 26

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 05:00:43 GMT

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19)

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Glamping Blood Feud

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 15:16:01 GMT

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor.

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Ask Pele!

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 05:00:56 GMT

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 25

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 05:00:42 GMT

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19)

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The Unwinnable Del Boy

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 11:04:04 GMT

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message.

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Canal Lampard Encounter

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 24

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 05:00:08 GMT

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19)

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Cinema Snack Fiasco

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 05:00:49 GMT

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face.

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Van Day

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 05:00:13 GMT

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 23

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 05:00:02 GMT

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19)

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Roger Taylor’s Dishoom Voucher

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 05:00:12 GMT

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode)

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Best Times/Worst Times

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 12:00:15 GMT

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 22

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 05:00:22 GMT

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019)

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Top Dollar or Casual Bloke?

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 10:41:33 GMT

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children.

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Split From Split

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 09:00:07 GMT

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 21

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 05:00:03 GMT

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19)

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The Air

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 13:14:27 GMT

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League.

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Smelting

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 12:07:38 GMT

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 20

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 05:00:15 GMT

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019)

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Ortolan Zeitgeist

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 05:00:20 GMT

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign.

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Louie?

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:04:02 GMT

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 19

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 05:00:26 GMT

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019)

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IFS Big Week

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 13:13:04 GMT

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone.

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ResultsBot and ERNIE

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 10:49:49 GMT

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 18

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 05:00:09 GMT

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019)

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Andy Three-Hammocks

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 15:37:46 GMT

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges.

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Business Geese

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 14:10:09 GMT

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 17

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 05:00:05 GMT

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019)

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The Xerox Perpetuity

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 15:05:02 GMT

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory.

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Personal Ice Cream Service

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 15:50:32 GMT

Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 16

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:11:25 GMT

Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019)

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SAS BBQ

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 12:15:40 GMT

This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net.

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Paternal Hand-Holding

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 12:55:41 GMT

Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back.

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Ripley & Wilcox Clone Army

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 13:35:21 GMT

La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 15

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 05:00:31 GMT

Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while...

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Humans of Honour - Stan Hey

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 19:41:53 GMT

Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films.

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Up The Gelato

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 11:07:19 GMT

Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games.

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Grandad’s Football Boast

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 15:31:03 GMT

Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 14

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 05:00:52 GMT

Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019?

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A View To A Kill

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 13:03:42 GMT

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe.

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Train Beer Teacher

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 14:38:15 GMT

Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 13

Sun, 31 May 2020 19:23:42 GMT

Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road…

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It’s Back!

Fri, 29 May 2020 07:59:00 GMT

The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head.

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Voyeur Stag

Mon, 25 May 2020 11:55:33 GMT

Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 12

Fri, 22 May 2020 13:18:34 GMT

Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds.

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Salmon Buttons

Fri, 22 May 2020 13:11:22 GMT

Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy.

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The Spirit of Lonely Water

Mon, 18 May 2020 11:54:39 GMT

True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans.

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Hail Zito Morco

Fri, 15 May 2020 10:56:36 GMT

A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 11

Thu, 14 May 2020 09:00:19 GMT

Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers...

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New Fox

Mon, 11 May 2020 18:17:06 GMT

Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest.

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The New Normal

Fri, 08 May 2020 09:00:04 GMT

Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 10

Thu, 07 May 2020 11:28:09 GMT

Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind?

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Biscuit Biscuits

Mon, 04 May 2020 09:00:00 GMT

The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton.

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The Charity Safety Net

Fri, 01 May 2020 05:00:06 GMT

Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 9

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 05:00:46 GMT

Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports…

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Wonderful Things

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 17:16:27 GMT

Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince.

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When Cows Disappeared

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 12:54:25 GMT

Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 8

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 05:00:01 GMT

Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase?

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Hot Mouth USA

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 11:00:01 GMT

A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs.

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Sexy Burglar

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 11:22:41 GMT

Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror.

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Lonely Mountain Wind

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:48:16 GMT

Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats.

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Little Elvis & Robocop

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 16:33:43 GMT

Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff…

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 7

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 05:00:03 GMT

We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper…

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The Pressures Of Podding

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 15:12:08 GMT

Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this)

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Euro 92 Nightmare

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 13:01:49 GMT

Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 6

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 15:27:21 GMT

As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr’s welfare.

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Egg Uber

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 15:25:03 GMT

Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering.

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Thank You Belgian Scientist

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:54:18 GMT

Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…?

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 5

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 15:26:22 GMT

Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge.

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Wasp Bus

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:12:27 GMT

An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings.

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Weirdest Things

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 15:32:45 GMT

Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful.

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The Zen Of Tidying Up

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 12:31:53 GMT

How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles.

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Leave It To Cosmos

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:35:23 GMT

Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 4

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 06:00:58 GMT

A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse…

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Trump’s Badgers

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 13:46:21 GMT

Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown.

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Bird Exploitation

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:35:21 GMT

Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed…

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Shut The Pubs!

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:21:59 GMT

We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe?

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 3

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 06:00:52 GMT

Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out…

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Glass Special

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 06:00:05 GMT

Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news…

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Scholes Or Varney?

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 13:57:23 GMT

Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story…

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Introducing Your Lay Scientists

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 20:52:48 GMT

How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators…

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Shopping Parasite

Sat, 14 Mar 2020 17:19:17 GMT

Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales.

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 2

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:13:44 GMT

Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed…

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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:10:50 GMT

Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitch clash…

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Bum Wasps

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 12:19:58 GMT

Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives.

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Your Weekend Is Yours

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 06:00:26 GMT

Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers.

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The QPR Murders

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 16:00:37 GMT

A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more

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Nan And The Cup Final Ticket

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 10:02:09 GMT

How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong.

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Manference Is Go!

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 10:45:56 GMT

Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more…

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Long Dinner

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 11:44:57 GMT

Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury.

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The Dawson Stance

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 10:26:14 GMT

Sam looks forward to a birthday party and remembers upsetting Amanda Holden. We also get some cashpoint safety tips. (Apologies for the sound issues)

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Hateful Neighbours

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 06:00:36 GMT

A look about outdoors, bins, Sir John God’s wrath, riddles, and war animals.

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Pub Car Park

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:26:16 GMT

Sam’s first OB, Tears For Fears, some Lamparding, prosthetics, and the end of civilisation.

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Dental Nightmare

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 08:00:39 GMT

Cheese, Delaney letters to West Ham, part two of Space Robbers, some more cosmos stuff, and an Apple naming crisis…

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The Football Episode

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 15:41:29 GMT

Tactics, predictions, and our recent brush with the upper classes - almost 100% football content.

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Identical Shep

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 06:00:22 GMT

Tom & Jerry, Stubby the war dog, more Blue Peter revelations and a first-hand encounter with Wojtek.

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Russian Sunday Dinner

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 12:43:18 GMT

Freelancing versus the foundry, a showbiz party, a fat black cat update and a local busybody website.

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Dental Hijacking

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 10:50:16 GMT

Sam’s hygienist tries to entice him, we celebrate John Noakes, hear more from the cosmos and start a choose-your-own-adventure…

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Almost Live From Leeds

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:00:50 GMT

Backstage at our latest live show, a mailbag delve, the cosmos, some riddles, and Scotland’s best bear.

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Almost Live From London

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 06:00:14 GMT

Backstage at our live show, we talk about our pre-show rituals, and hear about The God Diet and self-hating Londoners.

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Fat Black Cat

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:00:01 GMT

A feline encounter goes weird, why we should all have more tea, and some football predictions...

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Guts Cod

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:25:59 GMT

Some listener Lamparding, football haters, crabbing horror, rig servicing, non-books, and a struggle with a riddle.

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Car Sleeping

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 11:16:23 GMT

Sticking with dull books, studio construction, and dubious street transactions…

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Doncaster Services

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 18:43:17 GMT

A shorter than usual episode with predictions, a non-dead man, and Sam’s musings on his week

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Bigger Than JFK

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 14:20:31 GMT

Ongoing personal highs and lows, some fine riddle work and a bit of actual football chat…

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Timbrell Update

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 13:15:10 GMT

Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more…

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Rig Upgrade

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 06:00:25 GMT

Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money?

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Cheers, Cosmos!

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying.

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When The Roses Bloomed

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 06:00:38 GMT

A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots…

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Kevin Technics

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 06:00:41 GMT

Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions.

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Outer Space Social Services

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 10:49:13 GMT

Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam?

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Celebrity New Mum-Spotting

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 13:51:40 GMT

We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update.

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The TFTM Awards 2019

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 14:14:50 GMT

Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more...

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Star Wars

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT

We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff.

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Christmas Is Confusing

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 06:00:29 GMT

The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts.

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Sam’s Teapot Family

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 06:00:03 GMT

Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations.

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Traffic Light Weirdness

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:00:07 GMT

Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell.

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Don’t Fear… Love

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 21:10:06 GMT

An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake…

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Lake Como Death Plunge

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 06:00:43 GMT

Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff…

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Krampus Hate

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 06:00:39 GMT

Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis…

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The TFTM Swimming Gala

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 06:00:02 GMT

We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions.

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Britpop Cashpoint Showdown

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 13:36:26 GMT

More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting…

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Health Special

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 13:23:27 GMT

We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing…

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Raven Guts

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 19:54:32 GMT

The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss…

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Cockney Computer Game

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:26:36 GMT

Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff.

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Wolf Cat

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 10:35:01 GMT

The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation

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Unlucky Van Man

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 17:49:15 GMT

Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting…

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Dr Zimmerman’s Sweat Clinic

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 22:14:23 GMT

Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead...

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Post-Tour Exhaustion

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 17:20:18 GMT

Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about Barry Grant…

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The Tom & Katy Show

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 15:44:40 GMT

An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans...

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The TFTM Bubble

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 06:00:54 GMT

Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%?

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Give Us A War!

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 14:24:23 GMT

A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN…

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A Good Woman

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 10:46:43 GMT

A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football…

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Soldering And A Wild Tortoise

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 15:41:58 GMT

Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise.

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Frittata Rig Dismantling

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 06:00:20 GMT

Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan?

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Finding John Jaws’ Kidneys

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 15:32:50 GMT

Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff…

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The Episode Is Operational

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 05:00:16 GMT

We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence…

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Delaney Was Right All Along

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 05:00:30 GMT

Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.

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‘Give Us Some Readies You Mug!’

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 05:00:30 GMT

A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’.

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Johnny 4

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 05:00:40 GMT

Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football.

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Dumpsite?

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 15:00:33 GMT

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny…

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‘It’s The Ball Talking!’

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 05:00:55 GMT

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff…

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No To Space Pies

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 05:00:58 GMT

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com)

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Many Ghosts

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 11:12:51 GMT

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book.

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The Pompeii Stroker

Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:00:22 GMT

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.

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We Love Facts Now

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 09:20:01 GMT

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more.

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Winter Attack

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 05:00:12 GMT

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat.

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Lineker Toilet Encounter

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 05:00:40 GMT

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really.

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Machines We Want To Buy

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 05:00:14 GMT

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs.

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Eazy-E’s Admin Day

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:29:32 GMT

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches.

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Flaming Maori

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 05:00:20 GMT

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends.

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Bobby Moore Action Man

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 05:00:44 GMT

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes.

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The Trudeau/Disney Axis Of Evil

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 05:00:34 GMT

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff.

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How To Get Away With Murder

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 05:00:27 GMT

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar…

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Gaming Saturday Kitchen

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 05:00:55 GMT

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos…

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Fish O'Clock

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:10:32 GMT

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding.

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Hello Again From London

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 17:55:05 GMT

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…

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Hello From London

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 19:55:13 GMT

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour...

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Hello From Glasgow

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 22:12:04 GMT

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road.

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Stamp Stamp!

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:52:11 GMT

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat…

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‘Bonjour… Ca Va?'

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 05:00:16 GMT

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan.

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Thousand Mile Cat Eye

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 16:37:10 GMT

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat…

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2008-2009

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and Fergie gets right inside Rafa’s heid…

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Earth Tournament Inquest

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 05:00:23 GMT

A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family WhatsApp group…

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RIP Davy Tiggywinkle

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 03:00:46 GMT

Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story…

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It’s All About The Toppings

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 05:00:23 GMT

A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts…

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Brighton Coining

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 05:00:51 GMT

The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…

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Bates, Sudoku and the Merry Widow

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 09:48:13 GMT

We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ…

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Delaney v Brandreth

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 05:00:14 GMT

A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad.

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Rate Your Fingers

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 09:26:55 GMT

Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow...

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Premier League Preview

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 17:16:55 GMT

A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid.

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Podcast For The Hooch Generation

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 05:00:54 GMT

A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scratchcard John.

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Toxic Masculinity Buns

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 05:00:58 GMT

Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood…

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Chocolating?

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 05:00:45 GMT

Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Saturday Super Six app with code 1PY8SY

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The Shanklin Report

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 11:50:50 GMT

Sam brings us tales of coining and car booting on the Isle of Wight, and we discuss Geoff Capes' budgie-breeding motivations...

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Geoff Capes Goes To Davos

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 05:00:42 GMT

The strongest man of all time addresses members of the World Economic Forum. Plus widows’ rigs, crematorium bike lessons and gang rejection.

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Pards For Monaco

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 05:00:55 GMT

Alan Pardew, celebrity coins, Steve Bruce and a bit of Sid James. Oh, and an exclusive interview with Sam’s son Len.

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Ken S. Elliot

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 10:12:41 GMT

We discuss the new Cats and Top Gun film trailers.

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Badger Stand-Off

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 05:00:15 GMT

A mailbag delve with some fresh Senor Dis ‘n Dat, a toothpaste deep dive, a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ and our plans for the Potato Awards.

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The Badger/Stoat/Hawk/Rabbit Axis

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 05:00:38 GMT

Incredible sport, the refuelling habits of druids, England’s Earth Tournament final opponents are revealed, and there’s a magnificent Lewis Collins story…

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Franky Stu vs Suus Kiis

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 05:00:03 GMT

John Pigface rings Broadmoor, we learn more about Big Galaxy’s hit TV show ‘Warrior’, there’s some John Timbrell info, and even some football talk…

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Human Barbecue

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 05:00:23 GMT

A mailbag delve including some Dis ‘n’ Dat tales, the nature of hotels and the notion of trust, holiday pets, summer fairs, and lots more…

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Blame The Alphabet

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 18:36:27 GMT

Updates from England’s semi-final group activities in Earth Tournament and lots of revelations about camp life. Plus… shredding and fire.

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Lord Sebastian’s Hotel

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 12:00:18 GMT

Updates from Earth Tournament, Lampard arrives at Chelsea, and why football transfer news stinks.

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School Fairs And Narrowboats

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 05:00:00 GMT

Find out what we’ve been up to at schools this weekend, what’s happening to the elephants’ tusks, and why we hate Holland & Barrett…

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Kylie's Eggs

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 14:00:37 GMT

Sam's Kylie anecdote was too long to fit into the Monday episode so here it is on its own...

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Big Galaxy v Glastonbury

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 05:00:36 GMT

An episode dominated by England v Argentina at Earth Tournament and Kylie at Glastonbury.

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Massive Chip Spoon

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 05:00:11 GMT

An update from Earth Tournament as well as the bird and squirrel scene. Also, we discuss which is more toxic - Archie Buchanan or Instagram?

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Bumcrease

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 05:00:48 GMT

Fresh mailbag action – some Dis ‘n’ Dat, some lies, and plans for a van…

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Tramp Hand

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 18:45:53 GMT

An Earth Tournament update and some incredible off-the-pitch revelations, a swimming lesson story, and a citizen’s arrest…

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Xos Vin

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 05:00:00 GMT

An Earth Tournament bombshell, some Leniverse team line-ups, and more Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat sightings…

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The Italian Urn

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 15:56:13 GMT

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man.

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Drug-Taking Idiot

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 05:00:00 GMT

How to gain infamy on the Sky News sofa, a mini-dive into Sam’s Father’s Day gift, and a bus-driving courtroom liar…

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Earth Tournament 2019 Update

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 19:04:07 GMT

A bonus episode, rounding up all of the Earth Tournament 2019 group stage action and the full draw for the second round. PLUS... an exclusive major transfer announcement.

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Nick Knowles’ Self Surgery

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 05:00:31 GMT

An Earth Tournament update ahead of this weekend’s final group matches, Andy’s logistical solutions, and a double whammy of self-defending men. Also, is this all a coma?

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Davey The Canoe

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 05:00:33 GMT

Some TV tips, a Cannon Dad offshoot story, Senor Dis & Dat vs a wall, and the internet spies on Sam mid-episode…

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Batman's Neck

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 05:00:42 GMT

An update from the Earth Tournament, the Caped Crusader gives up reversing, and news about our next deep dive…

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More Imaginary Football Worlds

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 13:30:20 GMT

Some of the deluge of feedback we’ve had from listeners after our groundbreaking previous episode…

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Imaginary Football Worlds

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 18:04:47 GMT

This is a long conversation from a Keegan Odyssey recording - but as it’s got nothing at all to do with KK, we’re putting it out as a separate extra episode.

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Sports Bag Kebabs

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 05:00:53 GMT

A John Timbrell update, more on Sam v Noel, and loads of chip shop and other fast food horror stories.

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Chip Shop Anxiety

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 05:00:48 GMT

On the coins, ghosts, and a whole host of chip-related stories…

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The Coin King

Fri, 31 May 2019 10:55:52 GMT

Plans for our first West End musical are hatched, Sam reports from the Isle of Wight and we consider a home coin drop experience…

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The Hermit

Tue, 28 May 2019 05:00:34 GMT

The ‘triggerproof' card, Sam’s experience of working with Jerry Springer, a school ice cream turf war, and a report from a National Trust compound…

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Tell Me It!

Fri, 24 May 2019 16:49:37 GMT

Weekend World, cream cakes and Sam as the new Tory Prime Minister…

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Incredible Hulk v Tony Macaroni

Tue, 21 May 2019 05:00:09 GMT

A beautiful IFS moment, the world’s best school, Brian Walden’s lying history, and the Hulk does kids parties…

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Creme Eggs And Gravestones

Mon, 20 May 2019 06:55:17 GMT

We plan to sponsor a football team AND launch our Cold War festival. Plus, kicking a footballer when he’s down, and calculating populations using the three ‘F’s

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Man Man

Fri, 17 May 2019 06:00:33 GMT

Cosmic ordering, Paul Rudd, filthy stupid dolphins and Andy’s toxic relationship with Sam Allardyce. Shoot for the moon, everyone…

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The Christmas Singing Lesson

Tue, 14 May 2019 06:00:09 GMT

We plan a Yuletide concert, hear about George Michael’s emergency landing, swap a cheese plant in Norwich and use a Liverpool poster for ID…

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Meet The Controller

Sun, 12 May 2019 18:18:01 GMT

As the Premier League season ends, we make summer plans to visit nuclear bunkers and the National Archive.

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Massive Ice Cream Bowl

Sat, 11 May 2019 06:00:56 GMT

Another mailbag delve, with rogue pubes, a shed-building addict, an oddball and some crack.

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How Tall Are You?

Fri, 10 May 2019 07:45:53 GMT

We talk about actual football, look forward to Bielsa v Lampard 2, and meet history’s original stray man…

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Pulp The Badges!

Tue, 07 May 2019 06:00:23 GMT

We launch the TFTM VIP Experience Day, remember shooting guns, and hear about a bad digger…

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East End Grass

Fri, 03 May 2019 06:57:14 GMT

An interview with a groundsman goes wrong, a summer hole is dug, and we meet Sir John YouTube…

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Mant

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 06:00:35 GMT

Google Baby, a non-kidnapping kidnapper, the truth about blobs, Sam’s Viagra journalism and more from the mailbag…

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The GIF Wizard

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 06:00:48 GMT

How the 1980 Iranian embassy siege was ended by extreme predicting, Bielsa v Terry, and Manference 2022 is launched.

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‘My Eyes Don’t Lie To Me’

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 06:55:39 GMT

Reaction to Keane v Neville, the PFA PL team assessed, and some dubious parenting admissions…

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Monkey’s Blood

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 06:00:00 GMT

Another delve into the mailbag including a rejected tattoo, an update from the king of Chinatown, an attack from a stray woman, and NHS Dave…

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FIPA Revealed

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 06:00:15 GMT

A plan to visit the Isle of Wight and invade Sealand, Gary Neville simmers to the point of boiling and the truth about the Windows 95 bin…

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Sam’s Birthday Pan

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 06:33:08 GMT

Teenage boozing, playground memories, speed-predicting, a boxing confession and a last-gasp dog death escape…

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Quick Quick, Come Quick!

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:00:35 GMT

A clown on a roof, looking around in a pub in the olden days, William Shatner humps a mountain, a confession about The Bill, and Sam vs golf…

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Can Wasps Bite?

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 06:00:09 GMT

And can ghosts upload videos of racism on to social media? Also, more Timbrell court action, Sam vs Geoff Shreeves and a rant about facts…

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Pivoting to Terrorism

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 06:00:34 GMT

Sam gets offered a job on the official Isis magazine, the tyre man comes round, and we herald the return of self-defending courtroom king John Timbrell. Oh, and a hole lid...

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Hand Cream?

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 06:00:08 GMT

A farm offer, a stray man’s robot encounter, Strike It Lucky on Ecstasy, and a homemade cannon…

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Downstairs Grooming

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 06:00:18 GMT

Predicting, vasectomies, abominable male behaviour and the dark truth about morris dancers…

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Dirty Garden Crab Boy

Sat, 06 Apr 2019 06:00:34 GMT

Another round-up from the TFTM mailbag, including a Disney ambulance, hole exploration, the Brazilan animal lottery and Roy Keane in a maze…

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Dingo Stick

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 06:00:27 GMT

Dog ham, parenting hell, smell blindness, and Sam comes out as a homosexual as the build-up to his birthday week begins…

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Vangelis and My Little Pony

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 20:37:08 GMT

Fridge magnets, ghost stewards, the benefits of war, and a magnificent stray woman tale…

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A Cheeky Hamlet

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 07:00:37 GMT

Illicit underage booze buying, a winding revival, ball injuries, a stray beach man and that…

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90s Bullying

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 07:00:06 GMT

Fond recollections of a mugging, a short-lived stray man and why you shouldn’t interfere with Sunderland nature…

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Andorra With The Pig Men

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 07:00:56 GMT

Some looking back AND ahead, assorted dog-related stuff, and an ill-fated press trip up a mountain…

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Sam and the Receptionist

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 16:52:31 GMT

An emergency episode as Sam had some stuff he needed to share - a receptionist run-in, a school dog story and a superb sex fail/stray man saga...

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Fertile Or Infertile?

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 07:00:50 GMT

Sam’s summer camp fighting memories, the launch of our podcast training course, Patrice Evra’s spunky outburst, and… space herpes?

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Raspberry Ripple Moustache

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 07:00:00 GMT

The royal penalty shoot-out decider, Wacky Races, magnets, Newton’s Blouson, ghostly hit and run and more Archie Buchanan tales…

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Staring At The Ocean

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 07:00:07 GMT

Service station ruminations, karaoke etiquette, Harris or Gallen, and saying yes to stuff you’re too embarrassed to say no to…

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Lion or Seagull?

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:00:00 GMT

We learn more about our random fixture generator, ResultsBot has a filings-fuelled tantrum, we hear about a road race with a German legend and why Bill Clinton always gets the plane seat he wants…

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Christopher Timothy v George Lucas

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 07:00:14 GMT

A clash of two showbiz heavyweights (and their wingmen), as well as some ingenious shoplifting and relief for the Old Trafford WAGs…

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The Perils Of Concentrating

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 07:00:53 GMT

A four-decade lie, driving alone for relaxation, the tranquiliser day experience, NASA cheese, and why you can’t burn a ghost…

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Funeral Victims?

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:00:29 GMT

Not an apocalypse special, but lots of haunting advice, some stuff about wake buffets, a stray interloper, and the weekend’s football predictions…

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Stray Birthday

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 07:00:18 GMT

A mailbag delve, including a 32-year-old stray man pretending to be a schoolboy, a confession of a theft from God and a hugely traumatic sex fail…

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Scouse Wind

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 11:44:15 GMT

Jason Cundy on period dramas, Sir John Meals, Sam’s brief steroid addiction, pre-Brexit Asda dystopia, and we urge John Inverdale to speak out against knife crime.

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Bonds... Or Hurlock?

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Sam’s prediction downfall veers into view, we foresee a West Ham stand-unveiling ambush, plus some mailbag delving…

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Dads On Roofs

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:00:02 GMT

Another mailbag delve - hoovered quad bikes, ‘hot-boxing’, distillery tours, a new deep dive candidate, a 747 loop-the-loop and some Thomas Gravesen majesticness.

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Dismantled Millennium Falcon

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:35:51 GMT

The Oscars, Lysette Anthony, Cockneys, North Korea, Graeme Souness’ latest masterclass, Puel’s coin-drop future and nothing about Kepa…

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Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat

Sat, 23 Feb 2019 13:39:36 GMT

Sam v Avis Spain, and some match predictions.

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Brother Penguin

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 07:00:14 GMT

Mailbag time - a shoeless stray man sex fail, some cricketing lies, a senseless Koi Carp attack, a vetting stick, and we make plans to visit the Boat Show…

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Don’t Let Grandma Know

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 13:50:04 GMT

Hiding a dog childbirth situation in your bedroom, Sam’s brother goes part-stray, and we ask if ResultsBot has a gender. Oh, and a TFTM badge update…

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Dear Alan Yentob...

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 11:35:07 GMT

We plan to take over BBC’s ‘This Week, Frank Lampard heads for Brighton, and we dissect Pele’s bullshit goal…

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Skittish Laminating

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 07:00:00 GMT

We dip our snouts into the correspondence trough again - includes stray men, teenage nicking, fresh bull, dad lies and a renewed attack on the character of Frank Lampard…

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The Nature of Greed

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 12:20:01 GMT

We pitch a underground disaster movie to David Lynch, look into river-on-river violence, and explore Frank Lampard's bid for automatic promotion based on good manners...

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Robot Hutchence

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Some ants, we pitch a Radio 4 comedy, ResultsBot gets up to no good on his own, teenage shoplifting and the heat is on for one unlucky kid…

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Confident Rich Kids

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 00:00:00 GMT

A delve into the mailbag reveals unsavoury iPod control, a shark-based TV pitch, a stray man who doesn’t stray too far, possibly the best day off school EVER, and loads more…

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Pint Of Saint Clement’s Please

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 12:56:00 GMT

We launch the Iron Filings Society, Sam gets up on a table, we hear an adoption lie story and there’s a horrifying cat story (which might upset some of you)…

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Mouse!

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 00:00:00 GMT

Can newborn babies see? Can a cat talk? Can dogs work in benefits offices? Is predicting like heavyweight boxing? Can you coax a tapeworm out with fruit? And some football stuff...

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RIP Mother & Cubs

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 00:00:00 GMT

A round-up of your contributions - limb removal, a trouser-removing cricket injury, beating up Paul Weller's bodyguards and loads more...

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The Benevolent Skinhead

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 00:00:31 GMT

Some off-the-peg banter, plans to mess someone right up using only an iPad and a drone, plus ResultsBot flies off the handle and a man apologises to a tree.

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You Do It!

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 00:00:29 GMT

A round-up of some of the best contributions from our magnificent listeners. Bullshits, sexual fails, hero fantasies, waking up in strange places and stray men. Oh, and a psychic who used to be an Egyptian queen...

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Energy Drink, Rope and Sunglasses

Thu, 24 Jan 2019 12:45:50 GMT

A tragic real-life tree man, Gabriel Higuain let loose in Argos, and the amazing story of the British family running amok in New Zealand...

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Double Tap On The Helmet

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 11:41:56 GMT

More this and that, including Mr Tickle’s penis, the Top Cat lifestyle, and a bit of football stuff…

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Pochettino's Teenage Legs

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 00:00:00 GMT

Some customer feedback, the joys of a random number generator and we tell you the correct opinions to have about Bielsa's spying campaign.

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Different Times

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 00:00:29 GMT

Huge TFTM monetisation plans, a Japanese restaurant update, and our sincere attempt to be better men in the modern world. And some football stuff.

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An Hour Of Loud Swearing

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 00:00:00 GMT

Some football stuff, a homage to ‘Allo ‘Allo, a massive snooker table, a security guard with sexy-but-cat-killing fingers and an axe-wielding scooter supplier.

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Dog Leg Arm Transplant

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 00:00:00 GMT

Some live FA Cup giant-killing reaction, stupid dreams, fresh bull and some drug-addled ride-pimpers go to work on a Mini Cooper...

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Whiskey Snake

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 00:00:45 GMT

We pitch our travelogue TV show which might include a trip to Tranmere. Plus more bull and a gerbil-infused romantic fail...

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Self-Defending Eyes

Wed, 02 Jan 2019 00:00:21 GMT

Some eye science, dirty tricks at a Scouse card game, the stray man, Sam's hero fantasies, Andy's Blackpool death and the disgrace that is Roy Orbison...

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Pub Reggae Party Spliff Baby

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 00:00:40 GMT

The mechanism moves forward, Sam's brother turns legal eagle, some 'you do it' advice, and a Keown power play...

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Happy Perineum!

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 00:13:41 GMT

A job for Joe Hart in the TFTM media empire, some more looking back and ahead, the possibility of a Liverpool title win and some sexy robot thoughts...

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Alien Meeting

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 00:01:36 GMT

An inappropriate Nan Santa scene, a Likely Lads look back, predictions, and some woodland extra-terrestrial team bonding. Oh, and what REALLY happened to Sam from Me & My Girl…

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Bum Ham For Tea

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 06:00:50 GMT

A look ahead to a Scouse Christmas, Souness' thoughts on the Old Trafford job vacancy, horseplay with Andrey Arshavin, some top notch bull and a visit from a time traveller.

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Keane v Souness - The Deep Dive

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:45:13 GMT

A look back at Roy and Graeme's dual pundit appearance covering Liverpool v Man United at the weekend.

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Digging for Disneyland

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 11:35:56 GMT

Ralph Rabbithutch, Tony Adams’ rugby takeover, your finest tales of liars, a look ahead to Keane v Souness, and some football stuff…

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Big Cow

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 11:30:22 GMT

Robot and human racism, liars, a grandstanding handstanding ex-Marine, the weekend's football and at last, Sam's big cow story...

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Rag & Bone Retraction

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 00:35:00 GMT

An important correction, some prediction leaderboard movement, Alf Ramsey’s World Cup Willie and a bedtime story…

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2007-2008

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 00:01:22 GMT

Some eye-opening revelations about Sir David Attenborough, a limo trip to Wigan, leg-breaking on The One Show, and some football stuff…

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Jordan Penguin

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 00:01:00 GMT

Advent calendar woes, festive tea tasting, kidnap, a Bobby Charlton visit, a washbag in a top hat, and the weekend's football analysed...

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Christmas Subbuteo Carnage

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 11:35:55 GMT

A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions...

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2006-2007

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 08:10:41 GMT

West Ham’s rollercoaster season, Ian Holloway talks tight buns, Les Reed has a go and Sam eats a curry in his pants…

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Crying Hammer

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:57:01 GMT

A look back, a flare mule, plans for our new airport-based accent school, a power-play against Roy Keane and some other stuff. (Apologies for Sam's microphone going a bit weird halfway through)

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The Noel and Phil Show

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 06:00:17 GMT

Lots of stuff about Edmonds and Collins. Plus a bit of football stuff and some stuff where Sam gets (rightly) abused by the public.

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Bez's Tax Tip

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 11:56:42 GMT

We plan to send ResultsBot to his Saudi doom, Dean Saunders shares a Patrick Kluivert story, plus Babybel, a courtroom self-defender and Reg Varney v Paul Scholes...

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The Jar Boys

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 22:10:12 GMT

Wayne Rooney – this is your life! Plus Sam’s toothbrush woes, ResultsBot’s love life, we come up with a surefire hit movie, and there’s a Rod Stewart sighting…

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Passing Is Boring

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 12:24:24 GMT

A look back at the weekend’s action, Ridley Scott’s ball jet, a legally-dubious Charlie Austin story and Roy Keane on David Silva’s suit stunt…

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Garrison Keillor’s Leaf Blower

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:45:12 GMT

Unsavoury bush-based activities, a disgraced American author, an anonymous complaint about Spurs, some bonus Keane stuff and the match predictions…

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Predict! Predict! Predict! Predict!

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 21:20:37 GMT

Andy gets knocked back by TWO celeb ladies in 24 hours, we dismiss Wayne Rooney's charity match while planning our own awards ceremony, and there's a scary ghost story...

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Eddie Wow, More Like

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 13:10:24 GMT

A rethink on the Bournemouth boss, Andy van der Meyde’s sex-and-zebra lifestyle, Pokemon rage and our new job editing Waitrose magazine…

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Goose Chat

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 12:02:08 GMT

A goose appears in a pram, Sam's brother becomes consumed by his growing fame, we become enraged by computer TV hosts, and there's yet more goose stuff...

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‘Brian? It’s Bryan…’

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 15:21:50 GMT

Sam’s brother tries a power play on Sheffield Wednesday’s owner, Ferry begs Eno to hook him up with ITV and we look ahead to the weekend’s football action…

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Top Gear with Grace Jones

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 11:25:18 GMT

Wenger’s lonely exile, dog seeds, Puel’s motivational floor ham, Keegan’s tea towel justice system, and our bid to be the next next Top Gear hosts…

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Wembley Sale Collapses

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 05:30:22 GMT

Shahid Khan's bid to buy Wembley collapses, Gwyneth Paltrow turns up in the studio next door, Eddie Howe gets enraged, plus lots more (and some predictions too).

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Reg Varney and the Stag Man

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 12:05:05 GMT

Quiet international week - we discuss Robin of Sherwood, the first UK cash machine, James Bond visiting a Wetherspoons and Sam finally tells his nunnery story...

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Clockwork Keegan

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 11:13:20 GMT

England’s new fictional squad of youngsters dissected, some insight at the Tactics Board, and will a bewigged and bobble-hatted Andy play for the Faroe Islands tonight?

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Balcony Cycling

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 12:00:13 GMT

Is Leicester City an Illuminati power play? And just who is wearing Claude Puel’s face? Also, the time Sam met Jimmy Savile and a look back at the weekend’s hot football action…

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Put Your Cabbage Sauce Away

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 14:55:05 GMT

Some looking back AND ahead, a dash over to the tactics board, Roy Keane reports on cabbages from his spider hole, Sam shares a potato attack story, and Results Bot attempts to turn against its masters...

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2005-2006

Wed, 03 Oct 2018 06:00:25 GMT

Keane is tormented by Professor Yaffle in a Portuguese villa, Souness goes on hunger strike after getting sacked, Roeder runs out of coaching tokens, and Wenger shrinks himself down before hiding in a chef’s hat…

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The Thing About Robots

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 11:46:20 GMT

A look back at the weekend as well as a call for more fun in football, the evolution of Tree Man, a glimpse into the life of ResultsBot and the time Sam's underage drinking plan went horribly wrong...

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Deep Dive Debut

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 12:55:46 GMT

The big win that Sam missed, an introduction to our new STATS ZONE, some speed awareness course chat, and being buried alive in a German forest…

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2004-2005

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 10:53:53 GMT

Rupert Lowe's quest for cleanliness on the South Coast and beyond, Graeme Souness' relish at his players' on-pitch scrapping, young Wayne Rooney and a Barbara Cartland lookalike, and Sam gets stuck up a high fence...

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Glenn The Baby

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 12:00:54 GMT

All the weekend's football TALKING POINTS including baby names, post-vasectomy abilities, and whether multi-culturalism will kill off the UK ladder industry.

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A Look Ahead With Talking Points

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 12:00:54 GMT

Our first weekend preview show, including the introduction of Results Bot and Anne Diamond. Also, is a man familiar to the show actually in charge of building Spurs' new stadium?

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2003-2004

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 05:30:46 GMT

The season of the Arsenal Invincibles… plus Saddam Hussein’s capture in a spider hole, Denis Irwin’s simple lifestyle, the demise of Leeds and the first ever McDonald’s TV ad, from… 1963?

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Harry Winks' Seabed Volcano League

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 11:49:56 GMT

Marco Silva is exposed as a fraud, Tree Man's authority is undermined, Sam says a terrible word and we restate our inclusivity for everyone, including all the deviants.

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2002-2003

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:00:42 GMT

The Leeds babies are dismantled, Zorro arrives in the Premiership, Alex Ferguson unleashes his squeaky bum and Graeme Souness wages war on sandwiches.

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Ridley Scott’s Hand Dryer

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:30:24 GMT

Not much football to look back at so we’re focussing on hand dryers, dressing up as posh old men, a gas mascot, and the enormous potential in Roy Keane and Graeme Souness forming a revenge duo.

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Time Machine Live - Shoot! Annual 1987

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 11:30:34 GMT

As part of the London Podcast Festival, we performed a live episode, looking back at the 1987 Shoot! annual and singing a song at the end (which we have been subsequently forced to remove). Normal service will be resumed shortly.

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Big Sam's Coming Home

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 14:33:32 GMT

It's time for Allardyce to return to his spiritual home of West Ham, why Ed Woodward is better than you, fond memories of hiring a nan and more love for ITV's Dick Turpin series...

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BONUS: News Thing

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 14:25:38 GMT

If you haven’t heard our other podcast, now’s your chance. It’s basically TFTM but with news instead of football. This latest episode includes sky murdering, sacred shield abuse and a live cat v squirrel fight. Search ‘News Thing’ in your pod-providing app for more.

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2001-2002

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 15:33:02 GMT

We meet the player with the best name to pronounce in a Scouse accent, hear a chilling 9/11 prediction and the future for Jacob Rees-Mogg, Sven sells Alan Ball some shoe-lifts, and things go wrong in the Leeds nursery as O’Leary writes a book…

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Arsene Wenger The Baby

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 14:10:00 GMT

Tree Man’s Hammers lose again, Bullet Baxter and Lesser T-Bird both eke out draws, Rameses does a trick, we find out where Arsene Wenger has been and there’s mascot news from Spain…

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2000-2001

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 15:35:45 GMT

The season of dead Peter Taylor’s wearable face, more from David O’Leary’s kindergarten, Gianluca Vialli’s horrific holiday wear, Liverpool’s weird treble and Harry Redknapp’s, erm, wearable face too…

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Portuguese Farm Man

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:45:00 GMT

A man caught in a cat lie, some naturalistic holiday art, the Cypriot toilet scene, goat trading in football and some of the weekend’s action analysed…

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1999-2000

Thu, 16 Aug 2018 15:00:16 GMT

Ruud Gullit’s Toon strop, David O’Leary’s creepy baby fixation, Kanu’s motoring sadness, and the return of a much-loved Time Machine favourite….

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Rubbing Pellegrini's Face

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:25:00 GMT

All the football is back – we have a look at it, propose a new VIP option for West Ham, discuss Disney princesses, consider the ramifications of a loose goose on a podcast, and wonder about Robbie Williams’ past cucumber history…

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2018-2019 Season Preview

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 18:00:00 GMT

Ahead of our new, weekly topical episodes, we’ve sent the Time Machine forwards to try and predict what will happen in the coming season. We also watched the last 20 minutes of the transfer window while we recorded the episode…

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1998-1999

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 06:00:00 GMT

Roy Evans gets eased out, John Gregory gives mental health advice, Phil Babb clatters his knackers, Robbie Fowler sniffs the pitch, and Joe Kinnear’s heart packs up.

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World Cup 2018

Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:00:00 GMT

To Russia, and the most recent World Cup! England fever, getting erotically hobbled by the president of Croatia, some more deeply unsavoury anecdotes, and a load of other stuff.

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World Cup 2014

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 19:00:00 GMT

To Brazil… a goalfest with fair-play Colombian shame, some tattoo stories, Luis Suarez’s teeth injury, Stevie Wonder’s driving abilities, and a plan for a glorious 2018 festival…

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World Cup 2010

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 06:00:00 GMT

To South Africa… but what if it had been Libya? There's a scaffolding-wielding mascot, misery for England, zodiac-based team selections, Paul the psychic octopus, some cat talk, and Nelson Mandela’s biting phase.

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World Cup 2006

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 06:00:53 GMT

To Germany, with a hungover and semi-naked mascot, a trip to a Hungarian circus, the bawdiness of Baden Baden, another dream from John Laptop-Case, trouserless Dutchmen, and booze secretion tips.

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World Cup 2002

Thu, 28 Jun 2018 06:00:33 GMT

To South Korea, and breakfast boozing, the worst mascots to date, Keane v McCarthy, outrage at a foreign England boss, some tree-bound lavatorial horror and so much more…

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World Cup 1998

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:00:00 GMT

France 1998. Knife-wielding Italian hooligans, Ronaldo, disgusting wardrobe squatting, Zidane, dream analysis, speedballs, Beckham, a chat show dog that walks on its hind legs and so much more…

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World Cup 1994

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:50:01 GMT

A yankee doodle World Cup, with ITV's anti-tan strategy, Maradona's five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, a tale about Steve Jones from The Pyramid Game, and the launch of the hit TV show 'Sausage Island'...

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World Cup 1990

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 15:45:00 GMT

Italia 90 – the worst mascot so far, some patchy football, a school play, an unexpected rat’s tail, Roger Milla’s love tree, short man syndrome and drugged Gatorade. Oh, and hello Mr. Sausage…

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World Cup 1986

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:55:00 GMT

To Mexico! We discuss the sanitary arrangements of England's group opponents, the correct pronunciation of 'jalapeno', cocaine-fuelled football and which is best out of rats and bats.

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World Cup 1982

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 15:04:36 GMT

School art displays, Naranjito’s sex life, alphabetical squad numbers, a dead OAP’s TV, squad songs, the worst assault on a football pitch EVER and Paul Breitner’s chequered past. Oh and… (Toni Polster...)

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1997-1998

Thu, 31 May 2018 10:31:21 GMT

Christian Gross arrives on the tube, Roy Hodgson returns from European exile, Temuri Ketsbaia has a striptease meltdown, Ron Noades appoints himself at Palace, and we also look at Sky Sports' marketing strategies, Ever Decreasing Circles and shop vibes.

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1996-1997

Fri, 18 May 2018 11:04:35 GMT

Graeme Souness is duped into signing Ali Dia, Kevin Keegan gets confused about miracles, Howard Wilkinson lashes out at Leeds and plots a swallow-based training session, Tony Adams bins the booze and gets addicted to self-reflection, John Motson describes an otherworldly goal and which player has a heart that is even bigger than his entire body?

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1995-1996

Thu, 03 May 2018 07:13:26 GMT

Sexy sexy sexy. With sexy foreigners, sexy football, the sexy team bus video that killed Newcastle United's title challenge and Peter Schmeichel's scorched douglas, this was easily the most erotically-charged Premier League season to date. Oh, and there was Bruce Rioch as well.,,

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1994-1995

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:58:17 GMT

Another season examined by Andy and Sam, including George Graham's hole in the corner, how many helicopters you'd need to lower an elephant into Selhurst Park, a lawyer visiting a barber's shop for the very first time, and Rodney Marsh - cat-killer...

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1993-1994

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 11:25:11 GMT

Some of the highlights of the Premier League's second season, including speculation over the smell of John Gorman, Alex Ferguson's cocker spaniel observations, some expensive Clubcall memories, a very NSFW movie quiz and Bill Kenwright's Everton 'mechanism'...

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1992-1993

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 11:14:00 GMT

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