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241: Lionhead

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."

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The Ballad Of Season 20

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

The storm was brewing

Matt got into jazz

The world lost all the sense it ever had

An iteration

Gave them advice

They found themselves on the road at night

And it’s not that hard

To find an orb

When it’s floating feet above the water

And it’s not that smart

To drive you car

Right up to the bank of the river

Keep off of the grass

Mikey and Michael

Beefed it with norm

Stinky and Bradford have questions for them

Michael is missing

He up and disappeared

Mike’s Operose will take it from here

And it’s not that hard

To twist an arm

When it’s attached to you into the future

So Michael works

For Mike, that jerk

He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork

So keep off of the grass

Boris pulls up

He saves the Matt Pack

He drives them through the storm all the way back

But someone broke in

A corpse was left behind

The clues that are on him swirl in their minds

And it’s not that hard

To find where to start

When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger

So they book a flight

Get there over night

To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley

Better keep off of the grass

Now at the Ice Lair

Michael’s upset

The Elements are the worst help he could get

And there’s a mission

Mike wants him to log

In the Fire Future with MDawg

And it’s not that hard

To lose your spark

When you get abandoned inside a strange future

Michael tries to hide

But Fox finds him inside

Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire

Better keep off of the grass

In Oldbrush Valley

Matt greets Python

He shows them a corpse like the one back home

Before they are ready

He transports them off

It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of

And it’s not that hard

In Bluster’s Grove

When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap

Lieutenant wins

At chess again (metaphorically)

And MW goes to see Tex

So you better keep off of the grass

Tex is working

Scouting on his own

He killed Gallium when Gallium got close

He located Michael and

Stuffed him in a vat

He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has

And it’s not that hard

To find the start

When you consolidate Michael to get the info

But MW steps up

He’s the lucky one

Now he and Michael are finally together

They’re gonna keep off of the grass

The Matt Pack’s home

They need their rest but

Who shows up next they could never guess

An iteration with a

Flower tattoo

He looks like Matt and he says

That they’re in a correction too

And it’s not that hard

To leave a mark

When you’ve got the culprit tied in your room

Matt burns his neck

But does not expect

That the future Python shows no effect

Keep off of the grass

Rubi and Cae

Work without a plan until

The Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant land

When he returns

He has terrible news

All of them are in a continuous correction too

And mike takes it hard

His mind is scarred

Because something has gone wrong with Edgar

But now he has a tool

To use against Lieutenant too

He’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weapon

Better keep off of the grass

Magnolia steps in

You know they know the score

The Field Of Flowers weighs in on the war

The Matt Pack can stop this

Gotta get to the device

But you know saving the world comes at a price

And it’s not that hard

To shut the door

When MW helps from the inside

Matt gets erased

It is no mistake and

Boris tries to hold onto memories

While he keeps off of the grass

Mike can’t remember

But Cae surely can

They’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansion

Eagle and Lieutenant

Have started moving in

But The Hutch puts an end to Operose again

Cause it’s not that hard

For Stinky to outsmart

Those meanies who want to run the world

TryLeg pulls some strings

And the compound brings

All their iterations of Mike into battle

You know they keep off of the grass

So what is next now

That everyone knows

Everything that they have tried to hide?

Will it make them stronger

To remember it all

Or it will it cause them to fall apart

Right in front of our eyes

And it’s not that hard

To make a fresh start

Just as long we’re all on the same pages

But I'm sure what’s next

Will need addressed

And I hope they stay united through the ages

And keep off of the grass

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FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 18:21:55 GMT

Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world.

Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism.

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[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing.

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240: Day ±∞

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Prime Mike, pipin' hot.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Jamie Petronis as Matt

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239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It is best to be early for war.

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238: Day 28

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.

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237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.

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236: Day -1287

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Gunshy.

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235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.

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[INTERMISSION XXXIX] The American Bison 4

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 06:00:37 GMT

Download The American Bison 4 for free: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/the-american-bison-4

Season 20 continues next week. Thanks for playing.

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234: Day 753

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.

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233: The Matt Pack in: The Snake In Silver Nitrate

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.

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Jamie Petronis as Matt and Python

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232: Day 14

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.

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231: The Matt Pack in: Faulty Arithmetic

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

it is important to make sure your enemy is dead, so that he cannot attack you when you turn your back.

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230: Day 0

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

You left the gate open for ‘em.

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229: The Matt Pack in: Terror On The Daugava River

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

“You need calloused hands to do dirty work.”

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The Ballad of Season 19

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

LYRICS:

Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to say

Nothing Mike can do will make it okay

There’s nothing to do to return him to form

Better to stay home and hang out with Norm

Mike kills a spider inside of his house

He carries it with him whenever he’s out

Michael thinks he’d do better out of the home

So Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s grove

Tex has an idea of what’s going on

He sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farm

The Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's plan

So they break his calculator, no more numbers, man

Mike escapes back to Bluster’s Grove

He’s been living as stock with the numbers alone

The lost year is gone, it’s burned in the past

Tex pushed mike right into a vat

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

There’s talks at the tavern of a rerack today

But Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set free

A is in charge, he’s cracking the whip

Outlaw and Bluster are now wanted men

Mike is retired after such a long trip

He piles up the past to try and get over it

Base is continuing correcting the time

Mike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spider

Meanwhile Al is the king of the crabs

He puts down a mutiny with a wave of his hands

Lieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get it

Operose will be back if Mike will just let it

Ty visits Mike to make a house call

Acting like he doesn’t want anything at all

He makes Mike promise he won’t do something drastic

Mike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheek

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

Mike starts to blink when he’s at the compound

Destabilized timelines are going around

And Norm gets too close to remain in the fold

Bradford and Stinky take over his home

Stinky plays dumb, Mike blinks out

Mike is getting desperate for help right now

He begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yep

He proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertip

Edgar blinks out inside a correction

He cannot avoid Operose’s detection

Everyone is trying to remember him alive

But Mike is determined he will never die

Lieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to Ty

Al sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to die

Lieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vats

He sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is at

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

Bradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thing

Mike transports in the room and ruins everything

He meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save him

The iteration storm stars, cue the mayhem

But what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?

Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?

Now that Mike initiated the storm

What will become of the Mikes that are born?

Is Operose now a foregone conclusion

That Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusive

And maybe the most important question of all

Will the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

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[INTERMISSION XXXVIII] A WOE.BEGONE Christmas Carol

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]

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Written by Ben Rowe and Just J.

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Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

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Ben Rowe as Felix

Cody Heath as Britches

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Pine Gonzales as Magnolia

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228: The Way He Lived

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 05:45:00 GMT

There is a hole in him.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Kevin Berrey as Ryan

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

JustJ as Skinner

Derek Moreland as Rugby Man

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Ryan Joseph Murphy as Norm

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Cody Heath as Britches

Pine Gonzales as Magnolia

Jess Syrat as Flash

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227: The Way He Connected Me

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Come on, Bear. You're not alone.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of animal butchery. Listener discretion is advised.]

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226: The Way He Hid From Me

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 3: Season 3

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Ben and I try to sum up the plot of season 3 of WOE.BEGONE in 60 seconds. Only one of us is successful.

Listen to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show wherever you get your podcasts.

This episode stars Ben Rowe, Michelle Kan, and David Ault, and was edited by Michelle Kan.

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The Bluster's Day Greenhouse T-shirt H***t

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 22:13:26 GMT

Happy Bluster's Day!

[Warning: this episode contains references to pee. Sorry.]

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225: The Way He Kept Us Organized

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Just some fall cleaning.

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FEED DROP: Hollow Disciple Episode 1 - Extraction

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

From the creator of Wake Of Corrosion comes a new sci-fi thriller - Hollow Disciple.

In the vast abyss of dying stars lurks a forsaken vessel. Silent and still. Stumbling upon it, the scavenger crew of The Elpis think they've hit the jackpot. But when the scouting party stops responding, their luck takes a dark turn and the sinister nature of their prize becomes all too apparent.

Written and produced by Shaun Pellington

Hollow Disciple theme by Dylan Griggs

Main Cast

Shaun Pellington

Tatiana Gefter

Puja Vaarta

Edward Llewelyn

David Ault

Sarah Turner

Lee Pellington

Cover art by Heather Vaughan

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The 5th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/15) at 3pm EST/2pm CST!

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

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11/25 3pm EST / 2pm CST

Hey guys,

If you are listening to this the day that it goes up on the feed (11/15/2025), we are celebrating the 5th anniversary of WOE.BEGONE with a 24 hour stream, over on http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod. If you've never caught a stream before, the 24 hour stream is a great place to begin. We'll be doing some normal things like writing the episode 225 soundtrack and playing some games, but we're also going to be doing some stuff you wouldn't get any other time. Stuff like writing a standalone episode of WOE.BEGONE along with chat, a live episode of Movies With Michael with special guests, pilk, a season 4 listening session, acoustic live set, Y time and more. Hope to see you there!

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224: The Way He Woke Me Up

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Hope is a bug, wings to the beloved.

[Warning: this episode contains spiders. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show is written, produced, and stars JustJ as Skinner

Cody Heath as Britches

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Jess Syrat as Flash

Jamie Petronis as Python

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FEED DROP: [REDACTED] Episode 1: False Start

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT

EPISODE TITLE: [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)

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Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)

Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.

Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych.

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[REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)

Jacob Kane makes a big life change

Starring:

Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane

Athan as Eli Reyes

Dan Morris as The Strict Producer

Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter

Karen Neat as Server

James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord)

Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane

Harlan Guthrie as ■■■

Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■

Ben Akira Spencer as Officer

Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic)

General Show Warnings

Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language.

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223: The Way He Took Control

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

It's good to be king.

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[INTERMISSION XXXVII] The Bluster's Grove Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Happy Halloween. Season 19 continues next week. Thanks for playing.

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Feed Drop: The Gentleman From Hell

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.

Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten, now infamous. The questions? Endless. The answers? Nonexistent.

For over two decades, investigators have been left baffled—cults, kidnappings, disappearances—none have led them closer to the truth. But now, three celebrated private investigators—famous for bringing down one of the most dangerous cults in history—have been called upon to tackle this mystery. Known for taking on the cases no one else could solve, they’re determined to uncover what really happened in Cold Sparrow.

Yet, the deeper they dig, the darker the whispers become. Rumours swirl of something far more sinister than anyone ever imagined. Could the mystery of Cold Sparrow be tied to forces that reach far beyond our world? Could it be linked to something… infernal?

Some mysteries, once uncovered, may be better left untouched. Cold Sparrow: A town that disappeared… but something still lingers in the shadows.

The investigation begins… now.

Episode Description:

Three private detectives investigate the mystery of Cold Sparrow - a town that's entire population disappeared without a trace over twenty years ago. Together, the detectives seek to unravel the town's mysteries and find the enigmatic Benjamin Veers, an eccentric billionaire who resided in the once picturesque town.

Credits:

Written by Mark Anzalone

Edited by Walker Kornfeld

Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone

Mace voiced by Steven Zivic

Leon voiced by Sam Stark

Phyllis voiced by Aubrey Akers

Benjamin Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone

Edward Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone

Charlie Prist voiced by Mark Anzalone

Intro music by Steven Anzalone

Music and Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, Artlist, Soundstripe, Melody Loops, Pond 5, Soundcrate, Music Vine, Youtube, Melodie, Slipstream, and Storyblocks

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222: The Way He Kept My Head Above Water

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

One of those "bereaved things."

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221: The Way He Lingers

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It must all be some big misunderstanding.

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220: The Way He Pushed Me

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.

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219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s too loud.

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218: The Way He Cools Me Down

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.

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217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Do I exist?

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The Ballad Of Season 18

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 04:06:02 GMT

Well OVER’s building up tier 4

They’re thinking that they control

True permanence

But Michael’s in Riga with Mike

They’re working for the TryLeg

Corporation

And they notice

The crows are sounding just like Leg

There’s something strange that’s going down

In Texas, oh

They’ll find it

Mike stops by the Valley to see

Mikey who installs The Ram in tier 2

To see what they knew

And meanwhile

Down in Bluster’s Grove

The Legs are piling up

But from where nobody knows

The scrapyard is a hotbed

Of things that no one should have got

Their grubby paws on yet

69 is dead and Mike arrives

Only to be corrected by Chance

And not circumstance

He explains what’s happening

The Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped in

The warehouse

They see some horrors in some vats

But Stinky shows up with leg and he

Rescues their doomed asses

He takes them to the future where

He has been leglocked thanks to Bradford Beaumont

He’s their new boss

And meanwhile

On the island

Felix cleans it up

But he leaves a mess behind

Lieutenant

In his evil ways

Finds a way to get himself free

To unite OI

Mikey’s in an awful jam

He made the mistake of trusting Eagle

What a damn fool

He iterates and tortures him

Replaces him with a docile iteration

A distraction

He’s heading down to Bluster’s Grove

When Lieutenant says all he knows

They’re changing up the operation

He’s traveled halfway around the world

And found a village of Michaels ripe for

Elimination

And meanwhile

In Slovenia

The gang arrives one-by-one

And each is thrown in jail

The trial of the century

Is hot on their heels as they hope

Chance will bail them out

A and M are hunting Tex

He’s hurt, they need him for what’s next

They take him

To the village

They activate his memories

They need him to become Judge B

And help them

Make decisions

Michael’s prolonged absence means that

Dead Man’s off pulling the strings

Charlie don’t know yet what it means

To see him at the rendezvous

He’s fishing for the crust punks now

He’s rounded them up shipped ‘em out

They’re going to tier 3

And meanwhile at the Outpost

Traitors are all signing up

To join Lieutenant’s cause

But Bluster leads resistance

He rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!

And Outlaw sends the traitors off

As for what will happen next

It’s Stinky’s sacrificial quest

To get his mitts on

The mystery box

The Crust Punks numbers start to dwindle

But Skinner’s lives and distracts Eagle

Chance grabs the box and Stinky

Punches coordinates in and all are off

Now that they have true permanence

They all arrive cacophonous

At the trial, it’s on fire

M’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife and

Now the gang’s on the same page

They put an end to Eagle’s days

And they restore all the order

That the Michaels are were longing for

And meanwhile

It’s a bad idea

For Bradford have this much power

Everyone agree

The village gets to keep the box

And most of them don’t have a clue

What they are fending off

I ask you, what you think will happen

With OI gone, there’s no Cured Edgar

The clock is counting down at

edgars-death-window.com

But does OI go down so easy

I swear there was another Eagle

In the Ice Lair, hiding out there

That no one knows about

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[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Short tails are in this season.

WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.

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JustJenah as Skinner

SUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenah

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216: The Fish

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 07:18:00 GMT

You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

JustJenah as Skinner

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Cody Heath as Britches

Steve Anzelone as Eagle

Ben Rowe as Felix

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Athan as Troy

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215: The Water-Bearer

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, some of which are wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]

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David Ault as Outlaw Ty

David Ault as Crystal Ty

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214: The Sea-Goat

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, as well as discussions about using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]

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"FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival Footage

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213: The Centaur

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.

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212: The Scorpion

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.

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211: The Scales

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.

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[INTERMISSION XXXV] REMAKE: Episode 64: uninhabited.

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!

Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.

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210: The Virgin

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.

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209: The Lion

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

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I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now!

Sat, 05 Jul 2025 21:50:41 GMT

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208: The Crab

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT

I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Ben Rowe as Felix Mike

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207: The Twins

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Corrections are a messy, messy business.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Jess Syrat as Flash

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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206: The Bull

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

David Ault as Outlaw Ty

Taylor Michaels as Chance

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205: The Ram

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.

CREDITS:

JustJenah as Skinner

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

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The Ballad Of Season 17

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 18:37:13 GMT

Season 18 starts tomorrow.

LYRICS:

Well, we didn’t know everyone who got edited

Mikey was part CANNONBALL

And when he killed Mike on the way to his home

No one noticed ‘cuz mike was just gone

Then back at base Edgar needed a strategy

To tell the edits apart

So he and Ryan were using the Stinky

Device, everyone was alarmed

And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

Is lining up the pieces in a row

He’s setting everything up just so

He’ll get to the finish line, steady and slow

Chance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprised

And Ty-Troy lends Stinky a hand

They lead him down to the containment wing

Where they subsequently banish him

They go their separate ways looking for Mike and now

Stinky’s face-to-face with Tex

A brawl breaks out, his leg is a goner

He doesn’t know what’s coming next

And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

Is lining up the pieces in a row

He’s catching up on his favorite show

While he drives to the distance, steady and slow

Meanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festive

A yacht has been spotted at sea

And when they storm the place, they see a familiar face

Felix is dead as can be

Stinky wakes up and he has been abandoned

A Leg is sewn into his stump

He knows that Nobody’s lurking inside him

But Bluster arrives and picks him up

And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

Is lining up the pieces in a row

He disconnects Nobody so that

The plan can go forward, steady and slow

Stinky and Michael fly down the highway

Charlissa and Ryan pop in

Stinky’s surprised, but when they arrive

They say they are looking for him

This is a piece of Michael’s grand scheme

The edited folks make their way

Down to the containment wing where he

Disconnects Nobody, sends him on his way

With disconnectivity in tow

Nobody’s plan begins to grow

He heads back to the start, ready to go

To cut off his arm, steady and slow

Back at the beginning, Nobody is playing

WOE.BEGONE once again

The phone call goes off without much of a hitch

Michael provides arms for his plan

But Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the path

When Roger shows up with the pig

He isn’t innocent, what does he know

He’s involving himself in this thing

So when Stinky finally comes to

Inside the body he once knew

Nobody’s got one challenge left to go

He’s been playing the game, steady and slow

While Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prize

And taken the device from him

He wants revenge for his father from Ty,

Who Roger thinks got his dad killed

They take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.

Stinky steals back what is his

He learns a life lesson inside the diner

And now he is ready for this

So when they arrive at Matt's house

Stinky’s ready to go out

But when he makes his sacrifices known

Anne takes him away, steady and slow

Is Stinky stuck in the future?

Will Anne help Base rebuild?

There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll know

At the end of the season, steady and slow.

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[INTERMISSION XXXIV] REMAKE: Episode 23: I Have Been To The Future

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!

Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Jamie Petronis as Matt

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204: Tytroyssa, Charnce, DawgMan, + Fedgar

Wed, 28 May 2025 05:25:08 GMT

This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last!

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Devin Steffens as Roger Jr.

Lucy Valentine as Anne

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Athan as Troy

Ben Rowe as Felix

Cody Heath as Britches

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

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203: Stinkyleg

Wed, 21 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of!

[Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Promo: [REDACTED] 24 Hour Livestream and Kickstarter Starts Today!

Sat, 17 May 2025 18:00:00 GMT

From the makers of The Grotto (Troy) and The Cellar Letters (Matt).

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202: Mikebody Nolters

Wed, 14 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste!

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Devin Steffens as Roger

Additional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine Gonzalez

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201: Nobody Walters

Wed, 07 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Nobody and Leg: Two great characters that taste great together!

[Warning: this episode contains a discussion of death and violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]

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200: Charlissa + The Nobodies

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This episode is brought to you by TryLeg.com! Embrace the future. Embrace leg.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and car crash. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Michelle Kan and Lyssa Jay as Charlissa

Taylor Michaels and Nathan Lunsford as Chance Evans

David Ault and Athan as Try Better

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

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199: Michael?

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

What's the mystery Michael flavor? The first customer to guess could win a new car! Rules and regulations reply, see Leg for details.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence, a discussion of death, and a mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXXIII] COMMEN.TARY: The Felix Chronicles (With Ben Rowe!)

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This was originally posted for patrons as a director's commentary episode.

I sat down with Ben Rowe, voice of Felix and creator of the Felix Chronicles, to talk about the show! We had a great time talking about how the show came to be, how Ben envisions the character, cuddling with Goofy, and so much more.

Season 17 returns next week.

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198: Nostinky

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Human sacrifice, Nobody and Stinky living together, mass hysteria!

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of amputation, blood, violence, and psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]

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CREDITS:

Jess Syrat as Flash (Archival audio)

Cody Heath as Britches (Archival audio)

SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW:

Written and Sound Edited by JustJenah

JustJenah as Skinner and Lisa

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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197: Mmiikkee

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We heard you like Mike, so we put Mike in your Mike so you can Mike while you Mike!

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Gary Furlong as H

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196: TXTXDawg

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.

[Warning: this episode contains gun violence, knife violence, horse violence, death, dismemberment, corpses, and more. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

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195: Troy Betteridge

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

There was a mixup at the Troy factory! Now there's Ty in every box!

CREDITS:

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Athan as Troy

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

David Ault as Ty

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194: Chance Evans

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

You got CANNONBALL in my Chance!

You can Chance in my CANNONBALL!

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Athan as Troy

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

THE SAMANTHA CHRONICLES

Created, Written By, Produced, and Edited by Ben Rowe

Ben Rowe as Felix

Fay Roberts as Samantha

Karim Kronfli as Omar

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193: VHS Overnighter

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 06:05:39 GMT

The cleaning power of VHS Michael meets the whitening power of Overnighter!

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Credits:

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW

Written and Sound Edited by JustJenah

JustJenah as Skinner

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Alex Telander as Robert

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The Ballad Of Season 16

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 04:51:25 GMT

Season 17 starts tomorrow.

LYRICS:

Mike took over Base

And he left Edgar behind

Everyone was mad at him

He couldn’t tell them why

He had a plan in Yellowknife

Iterated their Mike

He went to Tex’s poker night

An iteration died.

Stinky showed up on his own

Wielding a device

It made him near invincible

He toppled Tex in one try

He almost did the same to Base

But the Stinky device misfired

Chance became the leader

And left Shadow behind.

Meanwhile Mikey’s very lost

He can’t remember his life

He found himself in Rugby,

Writing like a scribe

He finally escaped and made it

All the way to Sly

Where he was picked up once again

And also Christmas Island happened,

Or did it? Is that canon?

Chance tried his hand at leading Base

With Mikey at his side

The Stinky device pointed them

To a mission on the inside

But inside of where?

They think it is OI

But wherever it truly is

Mikey remembers his life.

But Mikey’s iterated once more

And finds himself on ice

CANNONBALL has stolen him

To retrieve his device

This device can edit them

And then store them inside

So Ryan hatches an escape plan

Or at least he tries.

Ryan has a game plan

To save them from the ice

They find themselves at Boris’s place

To root through Michael’s files

Boris tries to shoot them down

But gets caught by surprise

Luckily, he’s not the only one

Meddling in this time.

Mikey gets sent back to base

But everything’s on fire,

Or at least it’s very hot

And all empty inside

CANNONBALL knew of their plan

Was not tricked by their lies

And so they end up edited

And inside the device.

Charlie was inside Tier 3

And had been all the time

She kept Marissa inside there

To coax out Chris and Ryan

Then VHS got consolidated

With a compound Michael

They overcame their editing

And CANNONBALL said goodbye.

But our heroes aren’t safe

Can’t go back to their lives

Because everyone is edited

And everybody lies

So who is who? And who is

Merely CANNONBALL-lite?

And who will Base edit now

That they have the Stinky device?

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[INTERMISSION XXXII] The Beach Episode

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 05:57:17 GMT

"A fun day of bonding and relaxation!" - Ty Betteridge

Written By:

JustJenah

With contributions by:

David Ault

Michelle Kan

Ben Rowe

Taylor Michaels

Lyssa Jay

Script Edited By

Taylor Michaels

Ben Rowe

VA/Character List:

Dylan: MW & Mikey & Mike & Old Man

David Ault: Ty

Ben Rowe: Felix

Lyssa Jay: Charlie

Michelle Kan: Marissa

Jamie Petronis: Matt & Python

Taylor Michaels: Chris

William A. Wellman: Ryan (Shadow)

Harlan Guthrie: Sly

Athan: Troy

Jeremy Enfinger: Edgar

Kevin Berrey: Ryan

Nathan Lunsford: Cannonball

Pine Gonzalez: Magnolia

Alex C. Telander: Robert

Tatiana Gefter: Helen

Cody Heath: Britches

Shaun Pellington: Sax

Rat Grimes: Skuzz

Jesse Syratt: Flash

JustJenah: Skinner

Rae Lundberg: Jam

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192: Oldbrush Valley, US

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 06:34:22 GMT

I wonder what it is about that place.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, death, substance use, and brainwashing. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Athan as Troy

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Kevin Berry as Ryan

Aleksanr Batenko as Boris

William Wellman as Shadow

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

David Ault as Ty

Additional Voices from previous episodes by Steve Anzalone, Rae Lundberg, Harlan Guthrie, and Gary Furlong.

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191: Jūrmala, LV

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Seaside.

[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violent threats and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]

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190: Riga, LV

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Dievs, sveti Latviju!

[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

[SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW]

Written and edited by JustJenah

Skinner played by JustJenah

Magnolia played by Pine Gonzalez

Chance played by Taylor Michaels

Charlie played by Lyssa Jay

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189: Longyearbyen, SJ

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The Land With The Cold Shores

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188: _______, ??

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

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187: Glacier National Park, MT

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT

The Crown of the Continent

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Athan as Troy

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

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[INTERMISSION XXXI] The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 1: Season 1

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 06:25:05 GMT

Welcome to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show. This is a show for anyone that feels lost or confused listening to the show and is looking for a quick way to recap what is going on and how it all fits together. Every episode I will be bringing on two guests whose voices you will recognize to talk about a season of WOE.BEGONE. In this pilot episode, we talk about season 1, who Flinch is, how to describe the season 1 challenges using the time travel terminology, whether Mike is actually hot, and so much more.

This episode stars Shaun Pellington and Jenah, and was edited by Michelle Kan.

The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show is available on its own feed (or will be very soon!) wherever you listen to podcasts.

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186: Rugby, ND

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 06:00:10 GMT

The Geographic Center of North America

[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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185: Christmas Island, AU

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 06:00:02 GMT

Research and Discovery

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence (wet and visceral) and alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]

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184: Å, NO

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 06:00:04 GMT

Enige og tro inntil Dovre faller

[Warning: this episode contains brief violence and a mention of medical experimentation. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Athan as Troys

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Ulaanbaatar, MN

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 06:00:26 GMT

The City of the Red Hero

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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182: Bluster's Grove, TX

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 06:00:35 GMT

Equus Cum Virtute Multorum

[Warning: this episode contains graphic depictions of death, severe isolation, and alcoholism, as well as discussions of death (including implied child death), which are particularly upsetting in the final segment. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Ben Rowe as Felix

Fay Roberts as Samantha

Jessica Rowe as Sammie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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181: Yellowknife, NT

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:00:36 GMT

Multum In Parvo

[Warning: This episode contains discussions of parasites, death, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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The 4th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts Tomorrow (11/23) at 4pm EST/3pm CST!

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 22:06:58 GMT

Hey guys. If you’re hearing this the same day that I am posting it on the feed, then I am doing a 24 hour livestream TOMORROW, Saturday November 23 starting at 4pm Eastern/3pm Central, at twitch.tv/woebegonepod to celebrate 4 years of WOE.BEGONE. This is the 3rd year in a row we’ve done a 24 hour livestream and it’s always a ton of fun. We’ll write some music (and maybe even perform some live), play some games like Jackbox, Nancy Drew, and Zoombinis, pick up where we left off last year with a WOE.BEGONE season listen-along (we’re up to season 3 at this point), and so much more. This event is a blast every year and usually results in my brain leaking out of my ears by the end of it, so stop by twitch.tv/woebegonepod this weekend and say howdy. Again, that is twitch.tv/woebegonepod from 4pm Eastern/3pm Central starting tomorrow, Saturday November 23 and going for a full 24 hours. I hope to see you there.

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[INTERMISSION XXX] Bluster's Day Voicemail

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 06:00:55 GMT

Thanks to everyone that left a message on Tex's voicemail for Bluster's Day. Season 16 starts next week. Happy Bluster's Day, y'all!

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1-435-625-1742

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 06:00:39 GMT

Let's make this November 20th the best Bluster's Day ever! What are you doing to celebrate? Call in to 1-435-625-1742 with your Bluster's Day plans and they could featured in the upcoming intermission!

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180: Set Fire To The Face On Fire

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:51:19 GMT

Set fire to the caves on fire

Set fire to the horse on fire

Set fire to the house on fire

Set fire to the Base on fire

[WARNING: This episode contains many types of violence, including wet and visceral violence and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

William Wellman as Shadow

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Jamie Petronis as Python

Jenah as Skinner

Jess Syrat as Flash

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Alex Telander as Robert

Cody Heath as Britches

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Kevin Berry as Ryan

Athan as Troy

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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179: God Damn

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 06:00:43 GMT

Troy's on fire in all his dreams,

When he's awake, he feels the same.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and prolonged suffering. Listener discretion is advised.]

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NINE TO MIDNIGHT IV Is Available Now!

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 04:00:19 GMT

LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight

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178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snow Storm

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:00:41 GMT

When the noise blows away

A symphony of silence for 38 and 47,

With only dark wood to burn

Well that's a fire XL needs to learn.

[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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177: Organ Grinder

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 05:17:10 GMT

There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violent injury. Listener discretion is advised.]

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Athan as Troy

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176: Cave-In

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 05:00:40 GMT

Last night Tex had a dream

Troy's eyes were lit by fire

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Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

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Cody Heath as Britches

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Feed Drop: The Grotto Episode 1 - Buried Alive

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 21:25:22 GMT

The Grotto is a liminal horror audiodrama by Athan, the voice of Troy on WOE.BEGONE. There are a lot of other voices you might recognize as well! Struck by a recent loss, Matt turns to spelunking for solace. As Matt battles grief, he questions if the caves are playing tricks or if something else lurks within. The Grotto is a liminal horror podcast that explores the thin line between grief, pain, mourning, and loss.

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175: Heaven's Got A Heater

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 05:00:29 GMT

Young Bluster's a background horse.

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[INTERMISSION XXIX] Postcard Stories: The Ren Faire! (Compound Characters)

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Ty, Felix, and Helen visit the Ren Faire! This is part 1 of the Ren Faire postcard stories. Parts 2 and 3 will be available on the patreon in the coming days. Season 15 resumes next week. Enjoy.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

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174: Highway Steam

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 05:00:15 GMT

Even in the holidays, TXDawg can feel your burning hell,

Etching up rusty maps that take you to nowhere.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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173: Burn Them

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 05:00:56 GMT

What if sorrows swim?

Good God, Tex'll need to burn them.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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172: Ghostfire

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 05:00:14 GMT

It is unknown to young lovers, intoxicated by spring

But when Python feels its icy flames, he'll know everything.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Python

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I Have Been To The Future Vol. 2 Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 07:03:54 GMT

I Have Been To The Future Vol 2 is available at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $15. $5 and up patrons get all albums as part of their patreon perks. Blusteer has been to the hollow earth and what he has seen there would kill a smaller horse

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171: Pure Gold

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 05:00:32 GMT

Hey, don’t touch the Calculator

Because the Calculator will surely kill you.

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170: Don't Tell The Horses The Stable's On Fire

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 05:00:11 GMT

Tex built this fortress to hide the words with eyes,

But he don't mind beside your lies.

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169: The Future Freaks Me Out

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 05:00:40 GMT

MDawg can't stop listening to modern rock,

How he hates to be alone!

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXVIII] The Mikey & Stinky Show

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 05:00:41 GMT

I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.

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168: Anonymous Councils/Edible Bombs

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 08:10:53 GMT

It might be too late for you, but at least a couple of the people in that house are innocent.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence and visceral, wet gore. Listener discretion is advised.]

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JustJenah as Skinner

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Athan as Troy

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Alex Telander as Robert

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Cody Heath as Britches

Jamie Petronis as Python

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Rat Grimes as Skuzz

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167: Contradiction/Connection

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 05:00:25 GMT

Ooooh. Bad dog.

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JustJenah as Skinner

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166: Lucid/Psychedelic

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 05:00:16 GMT

I am feeling your energy through your palms. They feel as I would expect.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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165: 1980/2024

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 05:00:45 GMT

I may be gone, but not forever.

CREDITS:

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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164: Lieutenant/Lieutenant

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 05:00:02 GMT

We've been in this business too long. Nothing shocks us anymore.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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163: Magnolia/Python

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 05:00:47 GMT

Someone is always wondering around with a bottle of transmission fluid and no idea how to use it.

CREDITS:

Jamie Petronis as Python

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Jesse Syratt as Flash

Rat Grimes as Skuzz

Alex Telander as Robert

JustJenah as Skinner

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Cody Heath as Britches

Ben Rowe as Felix

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Fay Roberts as Samantha

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Feed Drop: Dead Space: Deep Cover: "Chapter One"

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 05:00:12 GMT

Hey guys, I am excited to bring to you a special feed drop. This is the first episode of Dead Space: Deep Cover. You don’t have to be familiar with the world of Dead Space in order to enjoy it.

Dead Space: Deep Cover is an audio drama set in the universe of the Dead Space games. After losing her sister to the Church of Unitology, journalist Emmeline Ayuba goes undercover to expose the dark inner workings of the church. But in doing so, she becomes exposed to something much worse and must decide what's more important to her--finding the truth about what the Church is doing to its members or staying alive. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

Content warnings: violence, death, cults

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[INTERMISSION XXVII] Flesh To Add To Its Own

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 05:00:31 GMT

WOE.BEGONE season 14 will continue next week. During the break, I wanted to share something that Harlan and I put together for Phonic Fiction Fest 2022, a short horror comedy called "Flesh To Add To Its Own." Enjoy.

CREDITS:

Dylan Griggs as Frank

Harlan Guthrie as Spencer

David Ault as Scott

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162: Hostage/Corpse

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 05:00:08 GMT

You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Support Forged Bonds with their IndieGoGo Campaign!

CREDITS:

Taylor Michaels as Chance

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161: Puzzle/Solution

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 05:00:53 GMT

The other pieces around them will hold them in place.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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160: Skeptic/Believer

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 05:00:55 GMT

I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.

[Warning: this episode contains a drug reference. Listener discretion is advised.]

Tay's short horror fiction, "Perchance to Dream": https://soundcloud.com/taylor-michaels-196631661/perchance-to-dream

CREDITS:

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Taylor Michaels as Chris

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159: Sheepdog/Big Bad Wolf

Wed, 29 May 2024 05:00:26 GMT

There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.

[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of arson, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

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158: Apartment/Mansion

Wed, 22 May 2024 05:00:43 GMT

The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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157: Good Cop/Bad Cop

Wed, 15 May 2024 05:00:39 GMT

It’s Bear huntin’ season round these parts and Tex is comin’ for you.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXVI] TY.BEGONE Episode 1: ParTYcipant Observation

Wed, 08 May 2024 05:00:31 GMT

[This episode originally aired on the Patreon feed for April Fools 2024. Season 14 begins next week. Thanks for playing.]

Ty Betteridge discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

CREDITS:

Based on the hit podcast WOE.BEGONE

David Ault: Voice of Ty Betteridge

Alex : Writing and Britishizing (with assistance from David), Producer, Credits Rap

Just Jenah: Announcer/Narrator

Gem Aydin: Editor

Fortune Salem: Producer

Felix: Producer

Lyssa Jay: Organizational/Operational Suggestions

Cake, Solipsistful, Alyssa: Special Thanks/Shenanigans

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156: Blinking

Wed, 01 May 2024 05:12:03 GMT

Don’t listen to them, Baby Ty. You don’t have to respect Ty Betteridge. Not even if you are Ty Betteridge.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

There will be an intermission next week. Season 14 starts in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

CREDITS:

Ben Rowe as Felix

Athans as Troy

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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155: Groundskeeping

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 05:00:06 GMT

They’re all the “Evil Ty.” You’re going to have to be more specific.

CREDITS:

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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154: Swimming

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 05:00:51 GMT

Here we are. The O.V.E.R. gift shop. Would you like a $54.99 O.V.E.R.-branded cowboy hat?

CREDITS:

Athan as Troy

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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153: Futurescouting

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 05:00:08 GMT

We're made to roam.

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152: Showboating

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 05:00:25 GMT

That’s between myself, Stinky, and God.

[Warning: this episode contains loud and sudden sounds near the end of the episode. It also contains a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]

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151: Engineering

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 05:00:34 GMT

Being careful and trusting you are two different things.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of gun violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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[INTERMISSION XXV] Postcard Stories

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 05:00:04 GMT

These were originally stories written on postcards and sent out to patrons. Some slice of life silly stories from Mikey and the gang.

Season 13 continues next week. Thanks for playing.

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150: Training

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 05:00:10 GMT

We’re going to have to run some errands today.

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149: Opening

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 06:00:05 GMT

Nobody has to get hurt.

CREDITS:

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

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148: Firestarting

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 06:00:11 GMT

The first ember was lit tonight.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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147: Rationalizing

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 06:00:01 GMT

I am nobody. Nothing is going on.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of medical experimentation, gun violence, and sipping coffee. Listener discretion is advised.]

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146: Surviving

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 06:00:54 GMT

I’ll see ya further on down the trail, pard. Take care.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of extreme injury and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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145: Journaling

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 06:00:03 GMT

Mikey Walters, who famously loves being a cog in the machine.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXIV] The Felix Chronicles (Full Series)

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:00:32 GMT

The full story of the Felix Chronicles, all in one place.

The Felix Chronicles was written and produced by Ben Rowe. The voice of Felix was Ben Rowe. The voice of Ty Betteridge was David Ault. Additional voices by Seb Junemann.

WOE.BEGONE season 13 begins next week. Thanks for playing.

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144: The Showdown In The Shadow Dome

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 07:59:22 GMT

Today has been a bad day for plates…

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and animal death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Cole Weavers as Cole

Ben Rowe as Felix

Alexandr Batenko as Boris

Harry as Bill The Bar Patron

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

Kevin Berry as Ryan

Athans as Troy

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

William A Wellman as Shadow

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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143: The Peril Of The Undisciplined Lieutenant

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 06:00:29 GMT

It's a Michael-eat-Michael world out there.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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142: The Pandemonium Of The New Management

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:00:03 GMT

Man, it's a hot one

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141: The Tragedy Of The Interdepartmental Scuffle

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 06:00:56 GMT

Tex would be proud. I cowboyed up. I did it for all of us.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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140: The Saga Of The Failing Array

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 06:00:49 GMT

Do not panic over future things that might not happen. Panicking will not prepare you. It will only make you weaker. Oooh, so much tension in your shoulders.

[Warning: This episode contains some body gore, discussion of drug use, and gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]

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139: The Perplexing Convergence Of The Texas Posse

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:00:04 GMT

There’s no paddlin’ back to shore. You don’t even know what direction that was in anymore. And once you accept that you can’t make it back, you can start to quiet that head of yours a little.

[Warning: This episode contains gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXIII] The American Bison 2

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:00:03 GMT

happy holidays from the time travel murder podcast

download the album for free on bandcamp

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138: The Puzzle Of The Hidden Panel

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 06:00:33 GMT

Nobody’s eatin’ anybody.

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137: The Secret Of The Thwarted Letters

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 06:00:47 GMT

Take care of yourself.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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136: The Paradox of The Duplicitous Free Spirit

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:00:13 GMT

Welcome to the pit, Mikey. Make yourself at home.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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The 24 Hour 3 Year WOE.BEGONE Anniversary Celebration Livestream Starts Today (11/18)!

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 06:00:18 GMT

Thanks for 3 years! I am celebrating with a 24 hour livestream from 3pm Eastern on 11/18 to 3pm Eastern on 11/19. There will be games, music, commentary, sleep deprivation, and more. Come say howdy!

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135: The Conundrum Of The Cowboy's Codex

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 06:00:23 GMT

Give me the hat, I've got an idea.

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134: The Enigma Of The Two Guards

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 06:00:01 GMT

Charlie knows everyone, okay? And I know... between the two of us... we know everybody.

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133: The Mysterious Case of the Underwater Shed

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 05:00:06 GMT

Hello and thank you for participating in this survey about your experience living inside the geodesic dome within the compound. Your feedback is valuable in understanding the quality of life and other aspects of this unique living environment. Please answer the following questions honestly and to the best of your ability. Your responses will remain confidential.

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Nine Till Midnight is Available Now On It's Own Feed

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 03:00:00 GMT

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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2023: Aletheia

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 20:39:42 GMT

Everything must go.

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[INTERMISSION XXII] MediTYtion With Ty Betteridge

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 05:00:53 GMT

Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.

Season 12 begins next week. Thanks for playing.

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132: Nobody Will Protect Us

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 05:00:46 GMT

War is coming.

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131: Bluster The Gigantic Horse Will Protect Us

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 05:00:02 GMT

Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.

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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4 Is Now Available On Bandcamp

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 11:00:02 GMT

Today (10/6) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4, a selection of songs from the season 4 soundtrack that have been polished, reworked, remixed, and remastered into the best versions of themselves. There are shiny new versions of instrumental moments in the show, songs that have been reworked into vocal arrangements, a complete reworking of the I Wonder What It Is About That Place EP, and, of course, Cenotaph. Two versions of it, in fact! One of which is a lovely remix by my friend Athans.

The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the rootin' tootin' country and western compilation Cowboys, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.

Thanks for playing.

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130: Compound Storage Will Protect Us

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 05:00:37 GMT

This isn't the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you're left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.

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129: Chance Will Protect Us

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Nancy Drew doesn't have a gun, but maybe she should.

[Warning: This episode contains the sound of gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]

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128: Form SRM176 Will Protect Us

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 05:00:32 GMT

Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn't too long. It's almost lunch.

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127: The Gambler Will Protect Us

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 05:00:58 GMT

He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.

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[INTERMISSION XXI] Participant Observation (2023 Remake)

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 05:00:17 GMT

And then I told him that I didn't forgive him.

Season 11 continues next week.

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126: MDawg Will Protect Us

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 05:00:59 GMT

Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit.

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125: Jamilla Gardner Will Protect Us

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 05:00:58 GMT

Don't do anything weaselly, Mike.

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124: Charlie Will Protect Us

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 05:00:16 GMT

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123: Ty Betteridge Will Protect Us

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 05:00:01 GMT

What's the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren't going to protect us?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Cowboys, A Selection Of Rootin' Tootin' WOE.BEGONE Songs, Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Today (8/4) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing Cowboys, a collection of the most rootin' tootin' country, western, bluegrass, and folk songs from WOE.BEGONE. The tracklist includes songs from the jukebox at the Sidewinder Saloon, character ballads from the show about Sly, Michael, Outlaw Ty, and Cowboy Jam, the song that Texas Michael plays in the Outpost Tavern Bar & Grill, and many more.

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Stay safe out there, pilgrim.

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122: The Council Of Annes Will Protect Us

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 05:00:53 GMT

By your logic, you were never you. You've defined yourself out of existence.

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121: Big Christopher Will Protect Us

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:00:19 GMT

Let's get you out of the rain, champ.

[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XX] Meditation With Michael

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Sit back, relax, and rest next to the fire.

Season 11 begins next week.

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120: True Story

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 04:57:10 GMT

Everything.

[Warning: This episode contains gun violence as well as visceral death scenes. Listener discretion is advised.]

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119: Outside Tier One Episode 6: The Elder Hunter Situation

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:41:16 GMT

I was no longer spinning in the void.

[WARNING: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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118: Knowing What I Know Now

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 05:00:36 GMT

Mike Walters was back.

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117: Outside Tier One Episode 5: The Legend Of The Baxter Eye

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 05:00:37 GMT

You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Feed Drop: The Sleep Wake Cycle Episode 1

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 09:00:26 GMT

The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.

From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.

EARLY ACCESS to podcast episodes, behind-the-scenes bonus videos with the Maeltopia team and more await you on our Patreon!

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Be sure like, comment, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcast platform! We appreciate your support!

Credits:

Written by Mark Anzalone

Edited by Walker Kornfeld

Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone

Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark Anzalone

Handler voiced by Mark Anzalone

Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn Zeller

Outro music by Steven Anzalone

Music by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven Anzalone

Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, and Artlist

Disclaimer:

This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out.

Content warnings:

Murderers

Audio Hallucinations

Visual Hallucinations

Fear of the Dark

Menacing Agencies

Derogatory terms for Mental Illness

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116: Cowboy For A Day

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:16:25 GMT

See y'all at the barbeque.

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115: Outside Tier One Episode 4: Continuous Correction

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 04:10:57 GMT

I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.

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[INTERMISSION XIX] Mockingbird

Wed, 31 May 2023 05:00:32 GMT

Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

LYRICS:

Naïve soul

You fell for it

I was worrying that

You would take

Me seriously

I’ll have to invent

An alibi.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Mythical beast

Found in the waterways

Clogging your arteries

You’re a machine to it

There was a time that

I thought that I could trust you

But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Delicate thing

In this blistering heat

You’ll burn up.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

You showed up to be a conduit

I can tell you are aware of it

They’ve been praying to you

About praying to you

I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it

It’s not without it benefits

I have been praying to you

I have been praying for you

Don’t let it get to your head

if it hasn’t already yet

I don’t think that you can stand much more

Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.

Because stronger men than me

Have done the very thing

You’re doing now

And it was hard when we found out.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Lost and found

And duty bound

What did you find

When you went digging?

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

The outline of a memory

A figment of some dignity

A finger tracing distant tracks

I felt the world end, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging.)

There’s a mouth of a cave

That you showed me

Where they surrounded and

Then renamed you

There’s a place in

The back of your throat

That resonates now

I remember

It didn’t used to.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging)

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114: Maybe We'll Remember Everything

Wed, 24 May 2023 05:00:01 GMT

All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.

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113: Outside Tier One Episode 3: All Hands

Wed, 17 May 2023 05:00:06 GMT

I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.

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Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

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112: Kitchen Knife

Wed, 10 May 2023 05:00:32 GMT

All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

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111: Outside Tier One Episode 2: The Minnesota Cowboy

Wed, 03 May 2023 05:00:41 GMT

Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.

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110: The Keep Mike Alive Project

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 05:00:39 GMT

me me stinky boi

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109: Outside Tier One Episode 1: Mike Walters

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 05:00:01 GMT

Stay safe.

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[INTERMISSION XVIII] The Grand Compound Easter Egg Hunt

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 05:01:56 GMT

Happy Easter Wednesday!

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe

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108: The Elephant And The Dog

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 05:00:28 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

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Lucille Valentine as Anne

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Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

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107: The Posse

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 05:00:03 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.

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106: The Endangered Species

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 05:00:47 GMT

Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.

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105: The Boulders

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 05:00:04 GMT

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.

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104: The Easy Part Of The Hard Part

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:27 GMT

Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?

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103: The Hassle

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 06:00:33 GMT

Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.

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[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:00:15 GMT

LYRICS:

You would always search for being loved

I wondered what that was about

If you could keep your distance from me

I think that that’s what I would do

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

We can reverse our previous history

You know

You have such a penchant for leaving out

All the details of the war

And I could be kinder to you

If I thought that’s what you deserved

If I were you I would be ready with the sword

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

You would never overlook the message

In the bottle on the shore

I suspect there’s something in there

That I don’t want you to read

If I were you I would be careful with the words

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

The knowledge comes with volatility

You know

You can play the medic and tend to my wounds

We’ll let the fever pass

And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more

If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Though I could use the company

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

I get carried away by the thought of old age

Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days

If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised

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I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place

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102: The Timeline Backup

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:00:43 GMT

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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101: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:00:04 GMT

[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.

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The 24 Hour 100th Episode Celebration Livestream Starts Today!

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 18:00:31 GMT

I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you.

Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there!

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100: The Clipshow

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 06:00:48 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.

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[BONUS] The January Postcard Story: The Mikes & The Crows

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:31:56 GMT

In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.

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99: The Bear Is Dead

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.

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98: The Outpost Tavern Bar And Grill

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:37 GMT

Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Taylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar Patron

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Taylor Michaels

David Ault

Moss

Arson

Ayne

Elias

Ceci

Quinn Valentine

Niki The Unicorn

Pupperoo

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97: They Did Us Dirty

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:08 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.

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[INTERMISSION XVI] Recommended Products & Services

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 06:00:56 GMT

Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?

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[BONUS] The Ty Betteridge New Year's Eve Office Party

Sat, 31 Dec 2022 16:58:05 GMT

Happy New Year!

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96: Do You Want To Be Powerful?

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 06:18:42 GMT

What if he does know something important? What if I do?

[Warning: This episode contains violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Michelle Kan as Marissa

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

Ben Rowe as Felix

Cole Weavers as Cole

Jamie Petronis as Matt

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

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The Satellite Base Gift Givin' Spectacular

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:24:04 GMT

Happy Holidays.

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95: Who Taught Michael About Chessboxing?

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:26 GMT

This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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94: Why Did Everyone Physically Recoil?

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:14 GMT

...Did I say something wrong?

[Warning: This episode contains a description of death. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Ben Rowe as Felix

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[BONUS] Movies With Michael Episode 1 - Paul Blart Mall Cop

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 23:00:00 GMT

Happy holidays! Movies With Michael is a movie discussion podcast starring Michael Walters and featuring guests... mostly other Mikes. If you like the show, considering supporting WOE.BEGONE on patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

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[BONUS] WOE.BEGONE Beats To Work/Sleep/Study To

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 15:11:13 GMT

a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays

available on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon

1. waking up earlier every day

2. how to play woe.begone online for free

3. where my thoughts escaping

4. hoping i was all alone

5. possum

6. kristin in black sharpie

7. tell the resting lion to roll over

8. "drive careful" as your mother would say

9. the american bison

10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep

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93: Did Someone Go Rogue Again?

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:00:23 GMT

Is this an emergency or not?

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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92: Am I Dead?

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 06:00:48 GMT

Ed Man? M-Dawg?

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

20:42 - 20:50

CREDITS:

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

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91: Do You Trust Me?

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:59 GMT

I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?

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[INTERMISSION XV] Dogs (Until Now)

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:45 GMT

Season 8 continues next week.

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Lyrics:

Lately I’ve

been dreaming my

tongue was swollen,

bitten, eaten out,

oh, but they were kind,

they left me with my

eyes, soft and closed

and moving,

generating movies,

a shame to go to waste

if there’s nothing I can say.

If you’d like to be replaced,

we can replace you.

I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

but I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

oh, well until later,

but I won’t control my fast cascading temper

forever.

Were the trees shivering?

Or are you hiding in them?

Makeshift shelter

for inclement weather,

an eye in the sky over my head,

or are you leaving me for dead?

Frost forming out here

while I search,

light pouring in the corners

illuminates my breath,

dissolves every circumstance.

If you’d like to be replaced,

you could’ve fooled me.

I was holding out,

shelter held under the clouds

so well until now,

I was holding out,

shelter held under clouds

so well until now,

oh well, rebuild later,

but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

I know you sent them,

I could use a little privacy,

call off the ambulance,

call off the avalanche,

you know I give into my paranoia easily.

Where are you going?

I know it’s you at my door

and I know what you want.

I was holding out,

checking locks and standing ground,

so well until now,

I was holding out,

so well until now,

checking locks and standing ground,

oh well, you’ll find me later,

but I can’t control my finger on the button

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

call off the search for answers,

call off the graceless fruitless chase,

call off the dogs.

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90: Are You Ready To Go?

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:00:26 GMT

No, really, who are you?

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89: Am I Going To Die?

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 05:00:42 GMT

What did you do to me?

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]

LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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NINE II MIDNIGHT - The Horrors of Our Dreams

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:00:30 GMT

It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

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CREDITS:

WOE.BEGONE

"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.

CW: gore, animal death

Website: www.woebegonepod.com

_________________________

OUT OF THE ASHES

“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.

CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore

Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com

_________________________

THE NIGHT POST

"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg

CW: animal peril, drowning

Website: nightpostpod.com

_________________________

NOWHERE, ON AIR

“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)

CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.

Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co

_________________________

HELL GATE CITY

“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.

CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids

Website: www.hellgatecity.com

_________________________

THE STORAGE PAPERS

“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).

Music credits available in the transcript.

CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)

Website: www.thestoragepapers.com

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NINE II MIDNIGHT - Terrors of the Real World

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:00:25 GMT

It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

CREDITS:

MALEVOLENT

“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.

CW: insects, gore

Malevolent

Website: www.malevolent.ca

_________________________

THE CELLAR LETTERS

“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster

CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds

Website: www.thecellarletters.com

_________________________

WAKE OF CORROSION

“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.

CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language

Website: wakeofcorrosion.com

_________________________

THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO

“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).

CWs: fire, home invasion

Website: www.somewhereohio.com

_________________________

THE TOWN WHISPERS

“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers

CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets

Website: www.thetownwhispers.com

_________________________

PARKDALE HAUNT

“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.

Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.

CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion

Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com

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88: Which One Are You?

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 05:00:16 GMT

What if it isn't simple?

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The First Annual WOE.BEGONE Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:00:18 GMT

Mikey, Mike, and Michael sit around the campfire, play some tunes, and tell some scary stories in the woods. Happy Halloween.

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87: Have You Considered Going Home?

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 05:00:06 GMT

How many years until you and he…?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

17:35 - 17:42

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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2022

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 17:26:46 GMT

When Dorian goes on a ghost tour in the abandoned town of Wolford, they see more than they ever wanted to see.

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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 17:25:01 GMT

Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE. In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.

If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it.

To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special.

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86: Do You Want To Try To Save Him?

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 05:00:16 GMT

What are you getting up to, exactly?

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85: Is This What's Really Going On?

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 05:00:10 GMT

Are you ready to come back?

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NINE II MIDNIGHT - Prologue

Sat, 01 Oct 2022 04:00:09 GMT

On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake Of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

See you then.

The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

Guest starring Alexander Newall

Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

---------------------------------------

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:

Harlan Guthrie

Rat Grimes

Jeremy Enfinger

Nathan Lunsford

Rae Lundberg

Jess Syratt

Shaun Pellington

Kevin Berrey

Dylan Griggs

Vincent C. Davis

Alex Nursall

Emily Kellogg

Jamie Petronis

Cole Weavers

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[INTERMISSION XIV] Moonlighting

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 05:00:41 GMT

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

LYRICS:

This is my first night

moonlighting as a walking stick

so forgive me if I start to break

in the moments you are frail

I will try my best to be

more than just a mirror

Trying as I might

having other goals

splitting up my time

apologies if I

wasn’t meant to bear

weight as great as this

for very long

I was not enough

to stop our bulky baskets

from falling in the river

I was not enough

to stop out lazy futures

from ticking away

inside our heads

modicum of salt

spread on the ground

thought that you would flinch

but you didn’t

terror in the eyes

terra firma now

I think that I’m why

the plants aren’t growing

and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing

but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands

because I needed one to steady up my body

battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win

until I sink into the permafrost again

I was not enough

to salvage every vessel

with rations meant to fill us up

I was not enough

to demand a permanent end

to the breeze that threw us off

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84: Panther

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 05:00:14 GMT

We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

1:49

1:53

3:00

8:13-8:19

30:45 - 30:52

35:33 - 35:47

38:28 - 38:34

41:42 - 41:28

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.

CREDITS:

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

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TRAILER: Episode 84, Available 9/21

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:20:33 GMT

The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.

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83: Ride

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 02:20:42 GMT

Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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82: Digging

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 05:00:50 GMT

Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.

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The All Vocal WOE.BEGONE Album, "I Have Been To The Future" Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 10:00:47 GMT

If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.

The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.

So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.

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81: Partners

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:00:07 GMT

We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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80: Sunday

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 05:00:33 GMT

Even a cowboy misses sometimes.

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79: Mutiny

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 05:00:37 GMT

You never stop by to see how we're doing.

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[INTERMISSION XIII] Actual Advertisements

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 05:00:48 GMT

Real products and services for your real life.

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78: Axe

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:00:56 GMT

Our imaginations are worse than the truth.

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

2:18- 2:23

8:04 - 8:10

12:14 - 12:26

24:14 - 24:16

24:56 - 24:59

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77: Oubliette

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:00:16 GMT

Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.

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76: Mustardseed

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 05:00:19 GMT

I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.

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75: Interview

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:00:33 GMT

I feel like we ended up back at square one.

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74: Symbiosis

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 05:00:47 GMT

I am about to do something to you that I regret.

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LOUD NOISES TIMESTAMPS:

24:39 - 24:43

25:45 - 25:48

27:45 - 27:46

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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73: August

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 05:00:02 GMT

I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.

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Loud Noises Timestamps:

14:14 - 14:19

21:25 - 21:32

23:20 - 23:26

CREDITS:

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Harry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as Bill

Nathan Lunsford as the TV Reporter

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BONUS: Friends of WOE.BEGONE: Ostium Episode 1 - Population Zero

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 16:59:50 GMT

Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.

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[INTERMISSION XII] The Diary Of Aliza Schultz - Tiger On A Waterbed

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 04:59:00 GMT

We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.

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72: council.

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 04:59:00 GMT

Have we reached an agreement?

Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.

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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Season 1 Trailer

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 04:59:00 GMT

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Listen to season 1 of The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you listen to podcasts. Season 2 coming soon.

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71: studies.

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 04:59:00 GMT

I see him like that when I close my eyes.

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70: base.

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:59:00 GMT

new recruits.

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69: circumstances.

Wed, 25 May 2022 05:01:53 GMT

Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.

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68: relief

Wed, 18 May 2022 04:59:00 GMT

we're on vacation.

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26:29 - 26:37

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67: ramifications.

Wed, 11 May 2022 04:59:56 GMT

It didn't hurt.

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WOE.BEGONE Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

Mon, 09 May 2022 08:04:19 GMT

Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.

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[INTERMISSION XI] hoarfrost.

Wed, 04 May 2022 17:19:21 GMT

Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

Lyrics:

I’m not afraid

Of the endless days,

One eye open as I float along

The surface keeping guard,

And I hope I’m wrong

That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon

And I wonder what it is you see

A core beyond the pageantry.

At this point I might be

A relegated curiosity

An oddity from your past

Would you look at me?

"Would you look at that!"

Hoarfrost in the morning

Surely some must die

Freezing over overnight

But I’ll donate my warmth and

My hands will keep you safe

The cold will wither while we wait

But surely some must die

How do they handle it?

But surely some must die

How do I handle it?

You are casting shadows with your blood,

I see them when I plunge,

If I can smell you in the ocean,

Then they can smell you in the ocean,

Eliminate the feeble consciousness

That gave me confidence to kill,

Instinct over will,

Diamond against diamond you are

Mercifu,l I will

Grab you in my jaws to hold you.

I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,

But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.

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66: bruno.

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:59:49 GMT

if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.

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65: double knot.

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 05:00:00 GMT

blind hands on different parts of the elephant.

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21:53 - 22:06

23:02 - 23:15

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64: uninhabited.

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 05:00:00 GMT

i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?

Loud Noise Warning: 25:11 - 25:14

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63: hunger.

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 05:00:00 GMT

you protest with whatever you have.

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62: high seas.

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 05:00:00 GMT

ahoy there!

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61: letters.

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 05:00:00 GMT

I hope you're reading this.

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[INTERMISSION X] 2058: Another Predictive Text Adventure

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"

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60: Ready To Die

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Are you ready?

Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45

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59: Post-Mortem

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.

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58: Forget

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Ornery.

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57: The Ty Betteridge Data Operation

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 06:32:22 GMT

There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.

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56: Sweet Dreams

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!

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55: The Surprise Field Trip

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.

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[INTEMISSION IX] Infinitesimality

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:00:00 GMT

I was fond of telling you

Anything that you would tell me to.

I can tell where anything is buried,

Notches in a forked branch,

Can’t you see?

The dowsing is pointing me.

Collecting underground,

Filling in and filing out,

Right into the leaves,

Obfuscating holes in ground.

Looking up from the trap that you set,

Let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished yet.

Knowing I could find you anywhere,

I took a souvenir

And I got out of there,

Lnowing I could find you anywhere

Made it easy to forget

Who I used to be when I said

What I meant.

I thought that once I mourned it would be gone

But I was wrong,

It stretches to the forest I came out of,

Weathered any storm in those trees,

Comfort from the infinitesimality,

That clings to me.

Now without you,

It all falls apart.

Not above dealing damage myself, I

Cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry.

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54: Connectivity

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 06:00:00 GMT

It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.

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53: O.V.E.R. Mike

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 06:00:00 GMT

You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!

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BONUS: Patreon Sampler!

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

Timestamps:

Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00

The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48

December Q&A: 28:58

COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34

The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36

Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19

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52: Calculating

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 06:00:00 GMT

This New Math is starting to get out of hand.

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51: Corrections, Corrections

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 06:00:00 GMT

We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.

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50: Propagation & Consolidation

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.]

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49: The Princess Daffodil Experiment

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 06:00:00 GMT

It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION VIII] Brought To You By...

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Where would WOE.BEGONE be without the support of these wonderful and affordable products and services?

The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.

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48: We have the bear and the birdsong.

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

(Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.)

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47: We take charge of our destiny.

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.

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46: Information sent backwards through time tends to propagate backwards through time.

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.

[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Skip the intro announcement: 1:37

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45: I wonder what it is about that place.

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Mike's back.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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44: You turn into me. Remember that.

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...

WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

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Loud noises at the following times:

9:50 - 9:52

21:14 - 21:16

22:45 - 22:55

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Nine To Midnight

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:00 GMT

On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.

Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:

Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca)

WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com)

Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co)

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com)

The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com)

The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com)

The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com)

Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com)

Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.

8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.

16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.

27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.

CW: Violence, injury

35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.

CW: Death, drowning

44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.

52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.

Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

CW: Discussion of murder and suicide

1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.

1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.

1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.

Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com).

Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com).

Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado

https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259

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43: Life will be difficult and you won't remember why.

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 06:44:02 GMT

One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing.

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The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted.

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[INTERMISSION VII] 2040: A Predictive Text Adventure

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 05:00:00 GMT

An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.

WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week.

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42: Absence makes the heart grow fond.

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option.

(Next week will be an intermission!)

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41: That's not who I am.

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 05:00:00 GMT

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LOUD NOISES AT:

16:23 - 17:00

19:17 - 19:41

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40: I am terrified that I am going to live forever.

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.

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39: We are going to buy ourselves some time.

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?

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38: That's what I get for being a psychic.

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

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37: Again.

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 04:00:00 GMT

Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.

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[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum)

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 03:00:00 GMT

WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure.

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Lyrics:

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone

It was a heavenly body before I was anything

I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me

in a desperate hum

I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)

I was saying

the decline

was coming shortly

I can not predict the future

but I’m not trying

oh I’m not trying

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

It’s a miracle

transcended on the floor

where the dirt is

I am having too much

fun with it

I’m supposed to be serious

spilling out an infection into open wounds

the bark of a tree to cure what ails

I never intended to defend myself

I gave it what it wants and that was it

I gave it what it wants

and that was it.

I mean do you really have to wonder

what kind of person gets in so far?

The sky was streaked with anger

across the middle like a scar

and I was living wrong with that

always ready to finish

dispossessed from an ending

I swear is near

Walking home I am a little tired

you would mistake me for anyone.

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36: Respite

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Where am I?

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35: Safehouse

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.

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REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday.

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34: Very Good

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking.

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.]

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Sudden noises:

17:35 - 17:50

24:02 - 24:08

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33: Woebegone

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies.

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32: Glacier

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls?

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31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

We're getting out of here, come hell or high water.

[Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]

Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

Warning for noises:

1:36-1:45

15:21-15:28

15:32-15:38

15:51-15:56

16:18-16:25

16:47-16:53

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[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

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Lyrics:

I was hoping you would

ignore the faultlines

and pass over the flags

that say who I am

so I built us a nest

a soft enclosure

I was painted glass

I was born when you were

(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)

And I would hate to be the one

stuck in past, lost in his tracks

and I would hate to be the one

groveling for a second glance

but I could even rival that

and I have grown so spiteful that

even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down

that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground

it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know

a towering over you

I am full of age, I am coming for you

hoping you are stronger than I’m used to

it was silent death until the silence broke

until the tongue broke through the teeth I know

it was not hard to make myself known

over feet of sediment and soil

so we plant ourselves where we always did

so we’d always be here for it

if I witness much, let me witness this

a terrible idea, I admit

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30: Punished

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 05:00:00 GMT

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...

Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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29: Digital Witness

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.

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TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!)

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 17:00:00 GMT

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.

The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

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28: The Flinchite

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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27: Hey, Hunter! It's Mike Walters.

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do.

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26: Chance and Shadow

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me.

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25: Security (Not Responding)

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 05:00:00 GMT

What's on the other side of the wall?

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[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads!

Wed, 26 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors.

If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC.

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24: The Infiltration Of 116E

Wed, 19 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.

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TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel

Sun, 16 May 2021 00:39:00 GMT

This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone .

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks.

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23: I Have Been To The Future

Wed, 12 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.

Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack.

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22: Wink Wink

Wed, 05 May 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

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TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory

Sat, 01 May 2021 23:46:41 GMT

This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.

If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing.

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21: Injury Sommelier

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!

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20: King of WOE.BEGONE

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate...

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19: Marissa Ng

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 09:18:02 GMT

Who’s down for an all-nighter?

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The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 05:00:00 GMT

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week.

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18: You Can Call Me "VOLUNTEER"

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Or Al, if I can call you Betty.

[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.

[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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16: Somebody's Prize

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 05:00:00 GMT

Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?

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15: The Bear

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.]

There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.

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14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.

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13: O.V.E.R.

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.

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[INTERMISSION II] And Now, a Word From Our Sponsors

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

And now, a word from our sponsors.

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12: Clearance

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 14:00:00 GMT

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.

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11: This Is Only Temporary

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT

Roadtrip!

[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]

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10: Tell-All

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 18:00:00 GMT

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.

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9: Trailhead

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 18:00:00 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]

The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.

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8: Limited Hangout

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 18:00:00 GMT

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.

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7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 22:06:58 GMT

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.

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[INTERMISSION] Hallowed

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 20:00:00 GMT

A song with some familiar themes.

I was never giving in

I was never giving up

I was never

I always favor less-than-hallowed ground

a trick to make the holy stay inside

sirens made a mess of what I found

so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground

I always favor less-than-hallowed ground

so neighbors don’t report what they have heard

even those without belief keep their heads down

I always favor less-than-hallowed ground

I’m still here

Sterilized and hoping

That if I am a wound

I’m not the type to ever heal.

I have found

the worst will drag us down

but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve

and I have found

that if you’re gonna drown

it’s best to hold your breath

starting now.

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6: ONCE.wav

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 02:58:05 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?

The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.

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5: Takesies Backsies

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 20:12:09 GMT

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]

Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.

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4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 23:05:10 GMT

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.

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3: It's Just A Pig

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 02:12:28 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!

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2: Reverse Phantom Pain

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 06:21:37 GMT

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]

I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.

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1: Participant Observation

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 06:16:03 GMT

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

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