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			<title><![CDATA[056 - Do They Know It's Crass!mas?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>055 - Groundhog Day</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>054 - Christmas (Again)</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2023 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>053 - Mon vacances au Paris</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2022 16:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>052 - Revenge by Proxy</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>051 - The New Year’s Experience</title>
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			<title>050 - Daniel Craig Dies on Christmas Day</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>049 - More Crass! and Conflict</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[048 - I'm Trying to Watch the Movie]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[048 - I'm Trying to Watch the Movie]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>047 - The Fiver Situation</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[046 - Who's Your Favourite Moore?]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[046 - Who's Your Favourite Moore?]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2021 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>045 - The Proper Avengers</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[044 - It's a (Crass!) (Royal) Knockout!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[044 - It's a (Crass!) (Royal) Knockout!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>043 - Crass! On... Up the Khyber</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We’ll meet again,Don’t know where,Don’t know when...That’s right, it’s another season finale of Crass!This week; the boys discuss formative film experiences, Jorge attempts to attract a sponsor, an exciting quiz opportunity is unveiled, and several cla.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>We’ll meet again,</em><em>Don’t know where,</em><em>Don’t know when...</em></p><p>That’s right, it’s another season finale of Crass!</p><p>This week; the boys discuss formative film experiences, Jorge attempts to attract a sponsor, an exciting quiz opportunity is unveiled, and several classic features are revived...</p><p>With apologies to Berry Gordy and Co. at Hitsville, USA...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><em>We’ll meet again,</em><em>Don’t know where,</em><em>Don’t know when...</em></p><p>That’s right, it’s another season finale of Crass!</p><p>This week; the boys discuss formative film experiences, Jorge attempts to attract a sponsor, an exciting quiz opportunity is unveiled, and several classic features are revived...</p><p>With apologies to Berry Gordy and Co. at Hitsville, USA...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[042 - Crass! On... Don't Lose Your Head]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[042 - Crass! On... Don't Lose Your Head]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>40:40</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a thin-ice special this week, as the boys discuss all things mental health: in, ‘Crass! On... Don’t Lose Your Head’!In this bank holiday episode, both the Crass! boys bemoan the lockdown (and lockdown TV), Paul takes us on a trip down Nostalgia Ave.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s a thin-ice special this week, as the boys discuss all things mental health: in, ‘Crass! On... Don’t Lose Your Head’!</p><p>In this bank holiday episode, both the Crass! boys bemoan the lockdown (and lockdown TV), Paul takes us on a trip down Nostalgia Avenue, and Jorge dishes the dirt on his family.</p><p>We’re sorry. We don’t mean anything by it...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>041 - Crass! On... Camping</title>
			<itunes:title>041 - Crass! On... Camping</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s not just the ram that’s loose, Crass! is too!This week, the boys decide to ignore the Wheel of Crass! Fortunes, and talk about whatever the hell they like. They opt for shoddy awards chat, ITV’s Quiz, trick questions, Orville the Duck, and the unce.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s not just the ram that’s loose, Crass! is too!</p><p>This week, the boys decide to ignore the Wheel of Crass! Fortunes, and talk about whatever the hell they like. They opt for shoddy awards chat, ITV’s Quiz, trick questions, Orville the Duck, and the uncertain future of television...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>040 - Crass! On... Screaming!</title>
			<itunes:title>040 - Crass! On... Screaming!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>56:20</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>CONTENT WARNING: Bit grim in places.Draw the curtains, dim the lights, get out your candles; it’s Crass! On... Screaming!This week: the boys discuss the things that scared them as kids, mock some ridiculous phobias, and Paul dishes the dirt on his time.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>CONTENT WARNING: Bit grim in places.</p><p>Draw the curtains, dim the lights, get out your candles; it’s Crass! On... Screaming!</p><p>This week: the boys discuss the things that scared them as kids, mock some ridiculous phobias, and Paul dishes the dirt on his time at HMV.</p><p>Boo!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>CONTENT WARNING: Bit grim in places.</p><p>Draw the curtains, dim the lights, get out your candles; it’s Crass! On... Screaming!</p><p>This week: the boys discuss the things that scared them as kids, mock some ridiculous phobias, and Paul dishes the dirt on his time at HMV.</p><p>Boo!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>039 - Crass! On... Spying</title>
			<itunes:title>039 - Crass! On... Spying</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a Jorge special, it’s ‘Crass! On... Spying’! Hope you like James Bond!Naturally, Jorge waffles on about the eponymous spy for ages, while Paul does what he can to get in the way. The gadgets, the girls, the Guy Hamilton; listen in awe, as one of th.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s a Jorge special, it’s ‘Crass! On... Spying’! Hope you like James Bond!</p><p>Naturally, Jorge waffles on about the eponymous spy for ages, while Paul does what he can to get in the way. The gadgets, the girls, the Guy Hamilton; listen in awe, as one of these is discussed in the pod.</p><p>Plus: Corby trouser-presses, Johnny English, and another rubbish quiz.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s a Jorge special, it’s ‘Crass! On... Spying’! Hope you like James Bond!</p><p>Naturally, Jorge waffles on about the eponymous spy for ages, while Paul does what he can to get in the way. The gadgets, the girls, the Guy Hamilton; listen in awe, as one of these is discussed in the pod.</p><p>Plus: Corby trouser-presses, Johnny English, and another rubbish quiz.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 6</title>
			<itunes:title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 6</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>23:20</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>In lieu of a proper episode (we fucked it up), It’s the return of ‘A Crass! and a Half’! This week, an unofficial pilot for Paul’s brand new game show, ‘Censorship!’. Jorge absolutely hates it...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[In lieu of a proper episode (we fucked it up), It’s the return of ‘A Crass! and a Half’! This week, an unofficial pilot for Paul’s brand new game show, ‘Censorship!’. Jorge absolutely hates it...<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In lieu of a proper episode (we fucked it up), It’s the return of ‘A Crass! and a Half’! This week, an unofficial pilot for Paul’s brand new game show, ‘Censorship!’. Jorge absolutely hates it...<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>038 - Crass! On... Doctor</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>(Not) Live from quarantine, it’s Crass! On... Doctor!After a sojourn to Manchester, it’s classic Crass! action this week, with the triumphant return of ‘Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week’ and ‘Tube Tales’! There’s also a brief discussion of m.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>(Not) Live from quarantine, it’s Crass! On... Doctor!</p><p>After a sojourn to Manchester, it’s classic Crass! action this week, with the triumphant return of ‘Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week’ and ‘Tube Tales’! There’s also a brief discussion of m-m-m-my Corona, Paul reveals his worst trips to the hospital, and attempts to fix a long-running science fiction TV show...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>(Not) Live from quarantine, it’s Crass! On... Doctor!</p><p>After a sojourn to Manchester, it’s classic Crass! action this week, with the triumphant return of ‘Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week’ and ‘Tube Tales’! There’s also a brief discussion of m-m-m-my Corona, Paul reveals his worst trips to the hospital, and attempts to fix a long-running science fiction TV show...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>037 - Crass! On... Teacher</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's back to school for the Crass! boys this week, as Paul and Jorge discuss all things teacher!It's a long, rambling chat, in which the lads reminisce about their best (but mostly worst) memories of school.Paul is also in Manchester for this one! So h.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's back to school for the Crass! boys this week, as Paul and Jorge discuss all things teacher!</p><p>It's a long, rambling chat, in which the lads reminisce about their best (but mostly worst) memories of school.</p><p>Paul is also in Manchester for this one! So he's brought Jorge some more lovely gifts...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's back to school for the Crass! boys this week, as Paul and Jorge discuss all things teacher!</p><p>It's a long, rambling chat, in which the lads reminisce about their best (but mostly worst) memories of school.</p><p>Paul is also in Manchester for this one! So he's brought Jorge some more lovely gifts...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>036 - Crass! On... Abroad</title>
			<itunes:title>036 - Crass! On... Abroad</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>45:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a very continental edition of Crass! this week, as the boys talk all* things abroad!In this edition of the pod; Jorge lists everywhere he’s been on holiday, and tries to pass as a French citizen, while Paul brings back a much loved feature. Unfortu.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s a very continental edition of Crass! this week, as the boys talk all* things abroad!</p><p>In this edition of the pod; Jorge lists everywhere he’s been on holiday, and tries to pass as a French citizen, while Paul brings back a much loved feature. Unfortunately, so does Jorge...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>035 - Crass! On... England</title>
			<itunes:title>035 - Crass! On... England</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2020 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England’s mountains green?Paul and Jorge are striving to find the answer in another edition of ‘Crass! On...’! On the way, they discuss Brexit, biscuits, Blackpool, bad bastards, and the Oscar-nominated film.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England’s mountains green?</p><p>Paul and Jorge are striving to find the answer in another edition of ‘Crass! On...’! On the way, they discuss Brexit, biscuits, Blackpool, bad bastards, and the Oscar-nominated film ‘The Joker’.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>034 - Crass! On... Loving</title>
			<itunes:title>034 - Crass! On... Loving</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>50:45</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Crass! Boys are back in town, with a brand new, thematic format! This week: Paul and Jorge attempt to explain love, in all of its Ancient Greek forms. They also discuss movies (about love), songs (about love), and various random shite (vaguely relate.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Crass! Boys are back in town, with a brand new, thematic format! This week: Paul and Jorge attempt to explain love, in all of its Ancient Greek forms. They also discuss movies (about love), songs (about love), and various random shite (vaguely related to love).</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[033 - Blackadder's Christmas Carol]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[033 - Blackadder's Christmas Carol]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>As Noddy Holder said; IT’S CRASSMAS!To celebrate, the Crass! Lads do the usual shit: open an advent calendar, take a (ludicrously) extended look at the BBC Christmas schedules. Plus: Paul ranks his worst festive films, Jorge calls out his relatives, and.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>As Noddy Holder said; IT’S CRASSMAS!</p><p>To celebrate, the Crass! Lads do the usual shit: open an advent calendar, take a (ludicrously) extended look at the BBC Christmas schedules. Plus: Paul ranks his worst festive films, Jorge calls out his relatives, and an unbelievably creepy Christmas special is unearthed...</p><p>Enjoy it!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>As Noddy Holder said; IT’S CRASSMAS!</p><p>To celebrate, the Crass! Lads do the usual shit: open an advent calendar, take a (ludicrously) extended look at the BBC Christmas schedules. Plus: Paul ranks his worst festive films, Jorge calls out his relatives, and an unbelievably creepy Christmas special is unearthed...</p><p>Enjoy it!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[032 - Paul's Last Question Time]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[032 - Paul's Last Question Time]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:04:36</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[After an agonising break, it's the final episode of series three! Just a week and a half before the Christmas special...In this bumper finale: the lads discuss sitcom-based novelty hits, Jorge fondly remembers a TV legend (turned criminal), and another .]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>After an agonising break, it's the final episode of series three! Just a week and a half before the Christmas special...</p><p>In this bumper finale: the lads discuss sitcom-based novelty hits, Jorge fondly remembers a TV legend (turned criminal), and another round of Mr. & Mrs. is endured.</p><p>Plus, the final EVER Paul's Question Time...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>After an agonising break, it's the final episode of series three! Just a week and a half before the Christmas special...</p><p>In this bumper finale: the lads discuss sitcom-based novelty hits, Jorge fondly remembers a TV legend (turned criminal), and another round of Mr. & Mrs. is endured.</p><p>Plus, the final EVER Paul's Question Time...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 5</title>
			<itunes:title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 5</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>12:21</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>No Crass! this week, so it’s another Crass! and a Half! (sorry...) Paul’s on his own for this one; with an exclusive, never-before-read chapter of his autobiography!You can probably skip this one, to be honest...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>No Crass! this week, so it’s another Crass! and a Half! (sorry...) Paul’s on his own for this one; with an exclusive, never-before-read chapter of his autobiography!</p><p>You can probably skip this one, to be honest...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>No Crass! this week, so it’s another Crass! and a Half! (sorry...) Paul’s on his own for this one; with an exclusive, never-before-read chapter of his autobiography!</p><p>You can probably skip this one, to be honest...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>031 - The Number One Bovine Podcast</title>
			<itunes:title>031 - The Number One Bovine Podcast</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>47:51</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s the penultimate episode of series three!To celebrate, the boys complain about adverts, Jorge explains the meaning behind ‘Crass!’, and Paul is taken on a journey through time to fulfil one of his childhood fantasies. Also; more crisp-chat.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s the penultimate episode of series three!</p><p>To celebrate, the boys complain about adverts, Jorge explains the meaning behind ‘Crass!’, and Paul is taken on a journey through time to fulfil one of his childhood fantasies. Also; more crisp-chat.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s the penultimate episode of series three!</p><p>To celebrate, the boys complain about adverts, Jorge explains the meaning behind ‘Crass!’, and Paul is taken on a journey through time to fulfil one of his childhood fantasies. Also; more crisp-chat.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>030 - Brummie Bastards</title>
			<itunes:title>030 - Brummie Bastards</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:06:57</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's another extended episode of 'Crass!'!This week: The boys debate what it takes to qualify as a national treasure, some more celebrity correspondence, Paul takes a disastrous trip to Birmingham (again), and Jorge takes a trip to London. Which means a.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>029 - Plenty of Crisps?</title>
			<itunes:title>029 - Plenty of Crisps?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s the spooky special of Crass!To celebrate the occasion, the boys have a double helping of Crisp-Chat, Paul rambles on about Ghostwatch, Jorge moans about the listeners (again), and a rock legend writes in. Plus, the long-awaited return of Paul’s Aut.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s the spooky special of Crass!</p><p>To celebrate the occasion, the boys have a double helping of Crisp-Chat, Paul rambles on about Ghostwatch, Jorge moans about the listeners (again), and a rock legend writes in. Plus, the long-awaited return of Paul’s Autobiography.</p><p>Unfortunately, this episode was marred by technical issues, but we’ve decided to release it anyway, because fuck it.</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 4</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Due to technical glitches, there'll be no full episode of 'Crass!' today, but don't despair because 'A Crass! and a Half' is back!With a specially recorded introduction from Paul Austin, hear all the bits that could be salvaged from the would-be 7th epi.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Due to technical glitches, there'll be no full episode of 'Crass!' today, but don't despair because 'A Crass! and a Half' is back!</p><p>With a specially recorded introduction from Paul Austin, hear all the bits that could be salvaged from the would-be 7th episode of the third season, including Telly Me, Crass! Correspondence and (not much) more!</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>028 - Do You Remember Plinko?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Back again! This week, Paul is attempting to better himself (about bloody time...) and Jorge is about as supportive as you'd expect.Also: an E-Mail from a beloved soul star, an evening at the Crass! Comedy Club, Zodiac-Chat, and an elongated discussion .]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Back again! This week, Paul is attempting to better himself (about bloody time...) and Jorge is about as supportive as you'd expect.</p><p>Also: an E-Mail from a beloved soul star, an evening at the Crass! Comedy Club, Zodiac-Chat, and an elongated discussion about satire</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Back again! This week, Paul is attempting to better himself (about bloody time...) and Jorge is about as supportive as you'd expect.</p><p>Also: an E-Mail from a beloved soul star, an evening at the Crass! Comedy Club, Zodiac-Chat, and an elongated discussion about satire</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>027 - Fucked Off Again</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s an extra special (and extra extended) podcast today; the Crass! Boys are, once again, recording in the same room!In this bumper autumn edition: Jorge moans about Pink Floyd, the Vue, London, Paul’s retail technique, peas, Tube Tales, his own conker.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s an extra special (and extra extended) podcast today; the Crass! Boys are, once again, recording in the same room!</p><p>In this bumper autumn edition: Jorge moans about Pink Floyd, the Vue, London, Paul’s retail technique, peas, Tube Tales, his own conker technique, Only Fools and Horses (The Musical), Miranda Hart, and music of the Midlands.</p><p>Paul takes some bad drugs and eats a poo lolly.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s an extra special (and extra extended) podcast today; the Crass! Boys are, once again, recording in the same room!</p><p>In this bumper autumn edition: Jorge moans about Pink Floyd, the Vue, London, Paul’s retail technique, peas, Tube Tales, his own conker technique, Only Fools and Horses (The Musical), Miranda Hart, and music of the Midlands.</p><p>Paul takes some bad drugs and eats a poo lolly.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>026 - Stay Cooleth</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s the triumphant return of Crass!This week: the boys triumphantly admonish the listeners, Paul triumphantly reveals his favourite Jonathan Creek episodes, Jorge learns how to gamble triumphantly, and Telly Savalas is a saintly figure.Send us stuff: .</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s the triumphant return of Crass!</p><p>This week: the boys triumphantly admonish the listeners, Paul triumphantly reveals his favourite Jonathan Creek episodes, Jorge learns how to gamble triumphantly, and Telly Savalas is a saintly figure.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 3</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[No 'Crass!' this week due to illness*, but Jorge is attempting to bridge the gap solo with another edition of 'A Crass! and a Half'...Jorge deals with some constructive criticism, before ignoring one of it's key points and reviving a classic 'Crass!' fe.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>025 - A Human Embodiment of Garfield</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Crass! Boys are back in town, and so is the Crass! Channel (Ferry)!Elsewhere in the podcast; the lads grumpily reminisce about children’s programmes, Jorge moans about magicians, Paul pitches another invention, and Tube Tales is a catastrophic failu.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Crass! Boys are back in town, and so is the Crass! Channel (Ferry)!</p><p>Elsewhere in the podcast; the lads grumpily reminisce about children’s programmes, Jorge moans about magicians, Paul pitches another invention, and Tube Tales is a catastrophic failure.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Two Years of Crass! - The Best of Season Two</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's the two year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of some of the highs (and lows) of the second season!Relive events from Paul's Autobiography! Marvel at Jorge's poetry! Endure the pain of Peter Simon's nove.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's the two year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of some of the highs (and lows) of the second season!</p><p>Relive events from Paul's Autobiography! Marvel at Jorge's poetry! Endure the pain of Peter Simon's novelty record, 'Simon Says'! All aboard for the Crass! Channel (Ferry)! And much, much more!*</p><p>(*Maybe a bit too much? Ed.)</p><p>Now with approximately 4 more minutes new material!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[024 - It's Not 'Bullseye']]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[024 - It's Not 'Bullseye']]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s another one! Jorge has a headache, Paul is pissed. Classic ‘Crass!’ action!There’s a revolutionary cold open (cold being the operative word), a terrible film review, another exciting edition of Tube Tales, and a much-anticipated update on Crisp Che.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>023 - Dead Alcoholics</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sing hosanna, Crass! is officially back for a third series!In this special premiere episode, the Crass! Boys respond to some listener feedback, Paul whinges about his workplace experiences, Jorge invents a public-transport based feature, and they’re bot.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Sing hosanna, Crass! is officially back for a third series!</p><p>In this special premiere episode, the Crass! Boys respond to some listener feedback, Paul whinges about his workplace experiences, Jorge invents a public-transport based feature, and they’re both generally a bit grumpy.</p><p>All this and more, in tonight’s thrilling edition of Crass!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Sing hosanna, Crass! is officially back for a third series!</p><p>In this special premiere episode, the Crass! Boys respond to some listener feedback, Paul whinges about his workplace experiences, Jorge invents a public-transport based feature, and they’re both generally a bit grumpy.</p><p>All this and more, in tonight’s thrilling edition of Crass!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 2</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>‘Crass!’ is back! Sort of...The ‘Crass!’ Boys are still working on the new series; but to tide you over Paul and Jorge have recorded another edition of ‘A Crass! and a Half’, the most inaccurately-named minisode in podcast history!A new feature (and a .</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>‘Crass!’ is back! Sort of...</p><p>The ‘Crass!’ Boys are still working on the new series; but to tide you over Paul and Jorge have recorded another edition of ‘A Crass! and a Half’, the most inaccurately-named minisode in podcast history!</p><p>A new feature (and a new jingle) is trialed, and Jorge encourages listeners to send names.</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>‘Crass!’ is back! Sort of...</p><p>The ‘Crass!’ Boys are still working on the new series; but to tide you over Paul and Jorge have recorded another edition of ‘A Crass! and a Half’, the most inaccurately-named minisode in podcast history!</p><p>A new feature (and a new jingle) is trialed, and Jorge encourages listeners to send names.</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>022 - Crass! at Christmas</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s beginning to look a lot like Crassmas!The Crass! Boys are back for a festive holiday special, and this time they’re both extremely tired and/or ill.There’s advent calendar openings, telly-talk, Telly-talk, Blobby-chat, ‘Fings What Get on Me Tits’,.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s beginning to look a lot like Crassmas!</p><p>The Crass! Boys are back for a festive holiday special, and this time they’re both extremely tired and/or ill.</p><p>There’s advent calendar openings, telly-talk, Telly-talk, Blobby-chat, ‘Fings What Get on Me Tits’, and a depressing Christmas chapter of Paul’s autobiography.</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s beginning to look a lot like Crassmas!</p><p>The Crass! Boys are back for a festive holiday special, and this time they’re both extremely tired and/or ill.</p><p>There’s advent calendar openings, telly-talk, Telly-talk, Blobby-chat, ‘Fings What Get on Me Tits’, and a depressing Christmas chapter of Paul’s autobiography.</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Year of Crass! - The Best of Season One</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>59:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's the one year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of the best* moments from the first season!Relive a confusing game of Catchphrase! Ponder the endearing quirks of Radio 2! Listen in horror to Paul's disastr.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's the one year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of the best* moments from the first season!</p><p>Relive a confusing game of Catchphrase! Ponder the endearing quirks of Radio 2! Listen in horror to Paul's disastrous evening with Damson! Groan in frustration at Jorge's ludicrous Bond rankings! And much, much more!</p><p>Includes around 4 minutes of brand new material!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's the one year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of the best* moments from the first season!</p><p>Relive a confusing game of Catchphrase! Ponder the endearing quirks of Radio 2! Listen in horror to Paul's disastrous evening with Damson! Groan in frustration at Jorge's ludicrous Bond rankings! And much, much more!</p><p>Includes around 4 minutes of brand new material!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>021 - Crass! and Closure</title>
			<itunes:title>021 - Crass! and Closure</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s the end of Crass!For the time being at least. We’ll be back, shortly.Yes! It’s the exciting season finale of Crass!This time: the boys try to decide which of them is sadder, Jorge complains about Cliff Richard(s), Paul rants about the worst day of .</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s the end of Crass!For the time being at least. We’ll be back, shortly.</p><p>Yes! It’s the exciting season finale of Crass!This time: the boys try to decide which of them is sadder, Jorge complains about Cliff Richard(s), Paul rants about the worst day of his life, and a listener is extremely unhappy.</p><p>Ta-ra for a bit!</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s the end of Crass!For the time being at least. We’ll be back, shortly.</p><p>Yes! It’s the exciting season finale of Crass!This time: the boys try to decide which of them is sadder, Jorge complains about Cliff Richard(s), Paul rants about the worst day of his life, and a listener is extremely unhappy.</p><p>Ta-ra for a bit!</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>020 - Crass! and Coronation Street</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Crass! boys have put their differences behind them (for the most part), and there are absolutely no arguments this week!Instead, they ruminate on Stephen Fry’s eBay username, discuss Sacha Baron Cohen’s satirical bilge ‘Who is America?’, and specula.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Crass! boys have put their differences behind them (for the most part), and there are absolutely no arguments this week!</p><p>Instead, they ruminate on Stephen Fry’s eBay username, discuss Sacha Baron Cohen’s satirical bilge ‘Who is America?’, and speculate on the future of Coronation Street. Meanwhile, something gets on Paul’s tits, and Jorge does the best thing you’ll ever hear on the Crass! podcast.</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Crass! boys have put their differences behind them (for the most part), and there are absolutely no arguments this week!</p><p>Instead, they ruminate on Stephen Fry’s eBay username, discuss Sacha Baron Cohen’s satirical bilge ‘Who is America?’, and speculate on the future of Coronation Street. Meanwhile, something gets on Paul’s tits, and Jorge does the best thing you’ll ever hear on the Crass! podcast.</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>019 - Crass! and Conflict</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The 'Crass!' boys set themselves up for fools this week, as they spend an entire episode having a barney over a Crass! Correction.Plus: Jorge unleashes his inner poet, Paul holds the Guardian to account, and the two gibbering fools attempt some impressi.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The 'Crass!' boys set themselves up for fools this week, as they spend an entire episode having a barney over a Crass! Correction.</p><p>Plus: Jorge unleashes his inner poet, Paul holds the Guardian to account, and the two gibbering fools attempt some impressions.</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The 'Crass!' boys set themselves up for fools this week, as they spend an entire episode having a barney over a Crass! Correction.</p><p>Plus: Jorge unleashes his inner poet, Paul holds the Guardian to account, and the two gibbering fools attempt some impressions.</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 1</title>
			<itunes:title>A Crass! and a Half - Episode 1</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>A Crass! and a Half in every podcast!Except not really, because compared to a usual episode, this contains just one third of the content!In this minisode: Jorge makes some corrections (and a fantastic new jingle), and Paul tests Jorge’s Kojak knowledge..</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>A Crass! and a Half in every podcast!Except not really, because compared to a usual episode, this contains just one third of the content!</p><p>In this minisode: Jorge makes some corrections (and a fantastic new jingle), and Paul tests Jorge’s Kojak knowledge.</p><p>Normal service resumes next week!</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>A Crass! and a Half in every podcast!Except not really, because compared to a usual episode, this contains just one third of the content!</p><p>In this minisode: Jorge makes some corrections (and a fantastic new jingle), and Paul tests Jorge’s Kojak knowledge.</p><p>Normal service resumes next week!</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>018 - Crass! and Ramsay</title>
			<itunes:title>018 - Crass! and Ramsay</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>45:30</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a fucking raw episode of ‘Crass!’ this week, as the boys attempt to pitch new shows for the walnut-headed chef: Gordon Ramsay. Also featuring: Paul’s School Days, Jorge doing a bit of libel, Ray Romano, and food being eaten too loudly.Donation Inf.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s a fucking raw episode of ‘Crass!’ this week, as the boys attempt to pitch new shows for the walnut-headed chef: Gordon Ramsay. </p><p>Also featuring: Paul’s School Days, Jorge doing a bit of libel, Ray Romano, and food being eaten too loudly.</p><p>Donation Information: <a href='https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate'>https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate</a></p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s a fucking raw episode of ‘Crass!’ this week, as the boys attempt to pitch new shows for the walnut-headed chef: Gordon Ramsay. </p><p>Also featuring: Paul’s School Days, Jorge doing a bit of libel, Ray Romano, and food being eaten too loudly.</p><p>Donation Information: <a href='https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate'>https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate</a></p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: <a href='mailto:crasspodcast@gmail.com'>crasspodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>017 - Knoppers and Crass!</title>
			<itunes:title>017 - Knoppers and Crass!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s cheering up nicely with Crass! this week!In this episode: The boys discuss all things football, and come up with ingenious ways to improve the coverage. Jorge watches an advert, Paul is insulted by a listener (again), and the thrilling conclusion t.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s cheering up nicely with Crass! this week!</p><p>In this episode: The boys discuss all things football, and come up with ingenious ways to improve the coverage. Jorge watches an advert, Paul is insulted by a listener (again), and the thrilling conclusion to last weeks eBay Adventure is revealed...</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s cheering up nicely with Crass! this week!</p><p>In this episode: The boys discuss all things football, and come up with ingenious ways to improve the coverage. Jorge watches an advert, Paul is insulted by a listener (again), and the thrilling conclusion to last weeks eBay Adventure is revealed...</p><p>Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>016 - Crass! and Theatre</title>
			<itunes:title>016 - Crass! and Theatre</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The ‘Crass!’ Boys return after a one-week hiatus, with possibly the most shambolic podcast yet.This week: Paul is attacked by a hateful E-Mailer, Jorge watches the Rolling Stones then embarrasses himself at the theatre, and a much-loved feature is reviv.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<title>015 - Advocat and Crass!</title>
			<itunes:title>015 - Advocat and Crass!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Oh me, oh my! At long last, the ‘Crass!’ boys are together, in the same room!To celebrate, Paul buys Jorge some lovely gifts, while the Northern curmudgeon rants about television, bad YouTubers, and boastful drug addicts. The boys also listen to a terri.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>014 - Crass! and Royal Weddings</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>It’s a very royal episode of ‘Crass!’, and in an exciting twist, Paul has prepared absolutely nothing!The ‘Crass!’ Boys soldier on, as they pitch late-night Channel 4 experimental programming. Jorge discusses Jeremy Vine again, and fulfils his promise t.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>013 - Crass! and Dec</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>I’m telling you, take the BLT to the Port Authority, then transfer to the A-Train. Oh, and why not listen to the newest episode of ‘Crass!’ on the way?This week: the boys from the ‘Crass!’ stuff create some new TV vehicles for Declan Donnelly, Jorge pl.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>I’m telling you, take the BLT to the Port Authority, then transfer to the A-Train. Oh, and why not listen to the newest episode of ‘Crass!’ on the way?</p><p>This week: the boys from the ‘Crass!’ stuff create some new TV vehicles for Declan Donnelly, Jorge plays another ludicrous jingle from Radio 2, and Paul reveals the incredible story of how the ‘Crass!’ boys first met...</p><p>Send us stuff:crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>012 - Pie and Crass!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2018 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>‘Crass!’ is back, with a lovely lick of paint. New theme song, new features, new jingles, same shitty content.The ‘Crass!’ boys kick off the brand new season in classic fashion; Jorge explains a terrible tv programme, Paul moans about a comedian*, and t.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>‘Crass!’ is back, with a lovely lick of paint. New theme song, new features, new jingles, same shitty content.</p><p>The ‘Crass!’ boys kick off the brand new season in classic fashion; Jorge explains a terrible tv programme, Paul moans about a comedian*, and they both invent brand new game shows.</p><p>Send us stuff:crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>011 - Episode 11</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA['You boy, what day is today?''Today, sir? Why, today is Crass!-mas Day!'That's right, it's the triumphant return of 'Crass!', with a very festive special.The boys pull some crackers, and then declare their favourite, and least favourite Christmas songs.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>'You boy, what day is today?''Today, sir? Why, today is Crass!-mas Day!'</p><p>That's right, it's the triumphant return of 'Crass!', with a very festive special.</p><p>The boys pull some crackers, and then declare their favourite, and least favourite Christmas songs. Paul reveals his life goals, and Jorge reads out some amazing listener feedback.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>'You boy, what day is today?''Today, sir? Why, today is Crass!-mas Day!'</p><p>That's right, it's the triumphant return of 'Crass!', with a very festive special.</p><p>The boys pull some crackers, and then declare their favourite, and least favourite Christmas songs. Paul reveals his life goals, and Jorge reads out some amazing listener feedback.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>010 - The Celebrity Slaughter Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's the slightly extended season finale of 'Crass!'This week: the boys play a round of 'Mr. & Mrs.', Jorge listens to Radio 2, and there's a little bit of Damson drama...Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's the slightly extended season finale of 'Crass!'</p><p>This week: the boys play a round of 'Mr. & Mrs.', Jorge listens to Radio 2, and there's a little bit of Damson drama...</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's the slightly extended season finale of 'Crass!'</p><p>This week: the boys play a round of 'Mr. & Mrs.', Jorge listens to Radio 2, and there's a little bit of Damson drama...</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>009 - The Scary Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>BOO!The podcast you are about to listen to is terribly frightening. You have been warned.This week: listen in shock, as Paul desperately tries to make the show spooky. Cower in terror, as Jorge thwarts him at every opportunity. Also featuring* special .</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>BOO!</p><p>The podcast you are about to listen to is terribly frightening. You have been warned.</p><p>This week: listen in shock, as Paul desperately tries to make the show spooky. Cower in terror, as Jorge thwarts him at every opportunity. Also featuring* special guests Simon Mayo, Mark Kermode and Armando Iannucci.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Extract from 'Kermode and Mayo's Film Review'Episode: <a href=''>'with Armando Iannucci'</a>Release Date: 20/10/2017 'Kermode and Mayo's Film Review' is copyright of the BBC, and the extract featured is used under fair use law. No copyright infringement intended.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>BOO!</p><p>The podcast you are about to listen to is terribly frightening. You have been warned.</p><p>This week: listen in shock, as Paul desperately tries to make the show spooky. Cower in terror, as Jorge thwarts him at every opportunity. Also featuring* special guests Simon Mayo, Mark Kermode and Armando Iannucci.</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Extract from 'Kermode and Mayo's Film Review'Episode: <a href=''>'with Armando Iannucci'</a>Release Date: 20/10/2017 'Kermode and Mayo's Film Review' is copyright of the BBC, and the extract featured is used under fair use law. No copyright infringement intended.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>008 - The Lyndhurst Special</title>
			<itunes:title>008 - The Lyndhurst Special</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>007 - The Lazenby Special</title>
			<itunes:title>007 - The Lazenby Special</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's the seventh instalment of 'Crass!'; shaken, not stirred.This week: a listener tells an unlikely Savalas-dote, Jorge obviously goes on about James Bond, and Paul has a disastrous encounter with the Lonely Hearts Club.Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gma.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<title>006 - The Kilroy Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p class="p1">At last! 'Crass!' reaches its sixth episode!</p><p class="p1">To celebrate this incredible milestone, the boys talk about everyone's favourite racist* (former) chat-show host, Jorge rants about the worst day of his life, and Paul reads a chapter from his autobiography.</p><p class="p1">So you've started a podcast, but it's too niche for anyone to really enjoy?</p><p class="p1">Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>005 - The Benton Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Unlock your 'Crass'tity belt (chastity belt), because 'Crass!' is a back for a brand new 'podisode' (podcast episode).This time: the chumps discuss war-based television, Paul revives Catchphrase again, Jorge describes a dream, and a series of unusual ev.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Unlock your 'Crass'tity belt (chastity belt), because 'Crass!' is a back for a brand new 'podisode' (podcast episode).</p><p>This time: the chumps discuss war-based television, Paul revives Catchphrase again, Jorge describes a dream, and a series of unusual events unfold in KFC.</p><p>Plus, we read out some of your vile correspondence!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Hello to Jason Isaacs.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Unlock your 'Crass'tity belt (chastity belt), because 'Crass!' is a back for a brand new 'podisode' (podcast episode).</p><p>This time: the chumps discuss war-based television, Paul revives Catchphrase again, Jorge describes a dream, and a series of unusual events unfold in KFC.</p><p>Plus, we read out some of your vile correspondence!</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Hello to Jason Isaacs.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>004 - The French Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA['Crass!' returns. Another day, another dollar.This week: the guys talk languages, a great point is made about 'Catchphrase', Paul reads out an embarrassing story he wrote when he was 13, and Jorge says something that makes Paul laugh solidly for about t.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>'Crass!' returns. Another day, another dollar.</p><p>This week: the guys talk languages, a great point is made about 'Catchphrase', Paul reads out an embarrassing story he wrote when he was 13, and Jorge says something that makes Paul laugh solidly for about three minutes.</p><p>TRIGGER WARNING: GENUINELY USEFUL LIFE HACK</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>'Crass!' returns. Another day, another dollar.</p><p>This week: the guys talk languages, a great point is made about 'Catchphrase', Paul reads out an embarrassing story he wrote when he was 13, and Jorge says something that makes Paul laugh solidly for about three minutes.</p><p>TRIGGER WARNING: GENUINELY USEFUL LIFE HACK</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>003 - The Edmonds Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA['Crass!' is back for another shambolic podcast.This week: the boys discuss fudge, Jorge professes his disdain for a terrible new Channel 4 show, Paul eats crisps, while his mates weep in a DIY shop.TRIGGER WARNING: LOUD SOUND OF CRISP IN MOUTHSend us .]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>'Crass!' is back for another shambolic podcast.</p><p>This week: the boys discuss fudge, Jorge professes his disdain for a terrible new Channel 4 show, Paul eats crisps, while his mates weep in a DIY shop.</p><p>TRIGGER WARNING: LOUD SOUND OF CRISP IN MOUTH</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>'Crass!' is back for another shambolic podcast.</p><p>This week: the boys discuss fudge, Jorge professes his disdain for a terrible new Channel 4 show, Paul eats crisps, while his mates weep in a DIY shop.</p><p>TRIGGER WARNING: LOUD SOUND OF CRISP IN MOUTH</p><p>Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>002 - The Brookside Special</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2017 15:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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