It's a very Disney heavy episode...

We start off by talking about 101 Dalmatians...for a long time!

We get some glasses talk from Kaleb.

Toy Story 5, Woke Toy Story 4 controversy.

We praise George Lucas

And we find out we are lovers of 'the fine arts'.

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It's our last episode!

We talk about Trump visiting China (which was very funny) and we talk about The Odyssey.

We briefly talk about No Country For Old Men - a movie which rules!

We had a lot more stuff...but...we got caught up on these two items somehow.

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It's another episode where Mr.X is sick.

This week we talk mother's day a lot. Mr.X tries to convince Kaleb to do something for his mom on Mother's day.

The secret to mother's day is to just give your mom and wife $100.00 each.

The Congolese stuff.

Trump releases a bunch of UFO stuff - but, it's really nothing...sadly...

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This week ... we talk about the movie Micheal for a long time.

All sorts of stuff - facts you won't hear anywhere else, a crappy re-telling of the film and the truth that Joe Jackson rules.

It's very funny if not soon to be irrelevant, like all things.

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This week, after a meandering intro, we have an action-packed show!

Kanye West goes anti Chinamaxxing with Chinahating. This leads us into a long discussion about China.

China created a robot that ran a half marathon faster than any human ever! We're surprised by the fact China's robots don't look exactly like the Terminators from the movie Terminator.

We then talk about a great idea for a long time - What if the neighbor on Home Improvement was Chinese!?

We didn't talk about Artemis II but we do now; including a new conspiracy theory we made: the whole space mission was an iPhone commercial.

Mr.X remembers a childhood game he and Kaleb used to play.

There's a new biopic a bout Micheal Jackson, we have some great ideas for that movie. Everything from Joe Jackson beating the crap out of the family to the movie MoonWalker.

Mr.X laments on not being a better father than his dad...and Mr.Beast looks like an Angry Bird.

We finish with 3 fun facts!

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We had nothing to talk about yet ... somehow ... WE DID! Whatever that means.

We talk about movies news, movies, pop culture and our personal lives. And we indeed do that this week too!

NEWS: Biden has a gaff by saying a black guy who looks nothing like Obama looks like Obama. Trump doesn't use X and once again says he's Christ-like...if not Jesus himself. The Strait of Hormuz is opened then closed and opened once again.

Movies: Street Fighter II the movie! Dune is Trumps favorite movie and Lena Dunham (who IS hot) trashes Adam Driver.

ALSO, we talk about the Chinese cult horror movie LAO MAO A LOT!

We finish with 3 facts.

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This week we talk about a lot of stuff ... and we start off with a bang by discussing Kristy Noem's HUSBAND.

A lot going on with Kristy Noem's Husband...Brian Noem. And Bimbofication - which seems cool.

We MAY start an Only Fans. We'll see ...

Trump is BACK AT IT! We have the Strait of Hormuz, $1 dollar, how TRUMP got to this point with Iran and what he SHOULD of done...instead of starting a war.

DONT GET A BOAT IF YOUR MARRIED! YOU WILL KILL YOUR WIFE! Just like Brian Hooker. Mr.X would jump into a crazy ocean stream to try to save his wife.

Plus! A lot more...

We finish with Mr.X's 10 year anniversary.

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This week we talk about the boring space launch. Including what would happen if they got stuck up there again and a great conspiracy about how the hollow moon / space ship conspiracy!

Trump had an important press meeting and did nothing. We have our own idea on why the Iran War started ... and also Trump Visitis Nick Sandmann. Then he had another press conference that was even better where he recognized MarkWayne Mullin being Native American.

Kris Kardashian is the new face of Chinese Wealth and Fortune manifestation ... stuff. WE don't explain it well.

Mr.X's wife Vanessa does something EXTREMELY crazy with AI ... EXTERMELY!

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After a rambling start where we shout out KXLU ... we talk about Trump and Kash Patel.

Mainly - Trump SHOULD have said that he was offered role of Supreme Leader. Kash Patel got hacked and had benign pictures of him released.

Also, smoking cigars are obnoxious.

We have a great new India beating story.

Pitbull went to Alaska and a great MtnDew contest.

Clavicular is in trouble...sort of.

Splinter from TNMT HAD to be JAPANESE.

Mr.X's annual annoying Shabu-Ya visit.

AND A LOT MORE!

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We are going to talk about MAXXING! So, of course we start with Chinamaxxing...and slowly work through hammering your face to DIXXMAXXING.

Chuck Norris has died...we remember him and also look into the 'Left' allegedly celebrating his death.

Our President and the Prime Minister of Japan meet on a goodwill visit. But, they should make a Hallmark Christmas movie with Melina, Trump and Prime Minister Takaichi.

We finish with 3 facts and a solemn realization about Looksmaxxing.

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And boy are we back with another good one! Mr.X starts off with a long personal lives portion.

We talk the war in Iran a little - rightfully so!

The 250 anniversary of the USA is coming up! Celebrate with UFC.

We finish with THE OSCARS...and how SINNERS is a code for the alternative title they wanted.

PLUS KALEBS KRAZY FACTS!

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It's a heartwarming episode talking about the war - here in Iran and America.

WE start off with a shout out from the Supreme Leader and talking about the war in Iran.

We somehow convince ourselves that Iran may be cool.

Mr.X knows real Iranian people and who is the Supreme Leader really?

Trumps presidency is pretty crazy. COD is edited into a video of real people dying...

There's a war in fast food too...missed opportunities and LIES abound. WE WILL be eating the BIG ARCH though.

We also talk CHINAMAXXING.

We finish with 3 facts.

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This week we talk about a great moment in BAFTA history involving Micheal B. Jordan...for a long time.

Mr.X talks about a black business organization even he attends...sort of...

We then realize this is (somehow) our black history month episode.

Good times!

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In true comedy fashion...we talk for a long time about A.I. and we've come to understand it's truly dangerous.

It's everything you need to know about the "Great AI War".

Also, we talk about CHINESE NEW YEAR more. We love Chinese New Year.

Lastly, poor Prince Andrew...we talk about how there should be an OZ show with a Prince Andrew character in it.

And 3 facts...but we can't figure out if the guy who made cotton candy is Italian.

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Shout out to all the lovers.

We briefly talk about the movie THE CHASE starring Charlie Sheen.

We talk about the Super Bowl Half time show again...for a long time.

We can't find the best super bowl commercial dubbed LITTLEMAN.

ALSO, Kid Rock drops by to tell us about TPUSA ALL AMERICAN ANTI-SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW!

A man kills himself in a really awesome way.

Mr.X is yelled at by his wife and his V-Day plans.

Plus 3 facts.

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We start off with some slight technical difficulties...but...we come out of it with a QUALITY episode! It's a match made in heaven.

We talk about the SUPER BOWL! Everything you need...

Super Ball

Only Need 4 Teams

Crazy Stadium Ideas

Bad Bunny

OUR Half Time Show Idea

Gayest Superbowl show list!

Turning Point USA Super Bowl Half Time Show - The ALL AMERICAN HALF TIME SHOW!

We talk about the upcoming CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Mr.X wishes he had a Chinese wife.

Other stuff...related...I guess.

Kaleb's Crazy facts

It's FUNNY

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Stallone stops by after a long time away to talk about Tulsa King his ideas for Stranger Things S5 and Luigi Mangione.

Luigi Mangione, heart throb (as we describe him) is bumped down to two stalking charges. No longer murderer - just a stalker...and if you're a heart throb - can you be a stalker? No. He's innocent.

Stranger Things has a NEW CONSPIRACY - they stole the idea from Digimon. Plus several other conspiracies.

We invent a new show...Nigimon - the black Digimon.

Catherine O'Hara is dead...but...she won't be forgotten because of the amazing movie..."WAITING FOR GUFFMAN".

Mr.X is depressed but it's hard to tell because he had a sip of Red Bull. Kaleb is always depressed. Kind of sad.

Khalbe Lame is deported, is now extremely rich and we hope he uses his new found wealth to take over Senegal.

Mr.X takes out his friend and Vanassa takes out her friend - we use this as an illustration on the differences between men and women. PLUS Mr.X shows you how to go and be classy at a restaurant.

Kaleb entertains us with some great fun facts!

It's a pretty good ep.

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We start off with a very lengthy discussion on He-Man ... or the He-Man trailer rather.

In between - we talk about a lot of, what can only be described as, weird stuff.

Mr.X doesn't have a name plate at his job and Kaleb goes shopping with his mom at 7am.

Mr.X hates british people.

Kyle Rittenhouse gets a laugh out of us...which leads us to declaring we are a red pill podcast.

Some great re-caps of the MLK Jr. conspiracies and his favorite foods.

Chinese people and white trash belong with each other.

and some fun facts!

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It's another nothing planned ep ...We (somehow) coin the term Soldats for our fans. DO NOT USE THAT!

WE talk about Love on the Spectrum - for some reason. We determine that it's exploitative and Mr.X may in fact have down syndrome.

Mr.X and Kaleb are both paranoid and would not pick up a brand-new appearing chocolate bar off the ground.

WE talk about becoming a notary for A LONG TIME!

Mr.X is fooled by an AI article...so...great 'pop culture' segment about a shark and Steven Spielberg created the BOSS HIT POINT IN VIDEO GAMES!

There's a hot autistic Barbie doll.

WE speak briefly on the Golden Globes and how Sean Penn may actually be cool.

Some fun facts.

and MR.X remembers a short film set he was on...it's our favorite part

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All in all - Kaleb says it best when he describes it as meandering...

This week we start spontaneous human combustion and move to Chinese Donald Trump.

We talk a little more about Stranger Things S5 and explain how to play DND in real life! We also use a great term.

Mr.X hates Starbucks but was also a coffee master. Kaleb can't think of one highlight in his week.

He later determines the best thing was a 'life hack' for getting games cheaper!

Mr.X describes his surreal experiences by being in a Chinese family.

Old video games rule and ... a lot more, for some reason.

Plus, the previous Pope was a bouncer and Mr.X fights twitter again.

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Another fun filled ep of our COMEDY PODCAST!

We talk about Stranger Things S5 ... sort of. Including how it's secretly brilliant!

Zohran Mamdami - famed socialist...BANS the RaspPi device from his inauguration. So, we ask the ultimate question - IS HE A GAMER?!

Kaleb celebrated New Years by sitting alone and eating a chocolate bar. Mr.X went to a Mexican house party - and it ruled.

We finish with some fun facts and a great Jackie Chan fact. And Mr.X made a pangram that rules.

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Another fun filled episode of our comedy podcast where two best friends talk about whatever.

This week we talk about Kwanza...to the best of our knowledge and Mr.X lets people know he has been friends with real live black people.

Kaleb talks about how he got a calendar...with apt extra calender talk.

Mr.X won't watch a stand up special ever again. Mr.X went to dinner with his friend.

Joe Biden was put in the back for his Christmas photo and Mr.X is now 'retarded'.

Mr.X hates Avatar.

We finish with some fun facts.

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Kaleb talks about his lame gift. President Bill Clinton drops by.

We talk amazing classic movies - Home Alone, The Grinch and determine that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

CHINA IS BUYING CHARLIE BROWN. Mr.X hates Charlie Brown as it is boring.

We talk a lot of movies this Christmas...but...isn't Christmas all about the movies?! IT IS!

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It's all about Stranger Things...but...I think some of OUR story ideas make it funny.

If you like T.V. or Stranger Things you may like this ep.

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This week we start with a plea to our YouTube listeners.

We promptly get into our BRILLIANT Rush Hour 4 movie pitch.

We talk Stranger Things Season 5 ... a little bit. BUT, we promise to JUST talk about it next ep.

Pantone has a color of the year...we have a prediction for NEXT YEAR!

Dyes are out of foods. Martha Stewart was struck by lightning. Trump Burger hired illegals and the NFL!

It's a funny episode for sure.

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We start with a great cold open. Mr.X laments the word Indian being associated with people from India. He also hates British people and Dr.Who.

Trump shares his thoughts on AI which leads to a good Trump's Roleplay. We also coin the term 'Electronic Brain'.

Chief Running Bear tells about 'beading' ... a sexual act.

Mr.X shares his Thanksgiving at a Chinese family.

We eventually talk about the dumb Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade - it sucks.

We have some great fun facts - including properly saying Uranus.

A lot of stuff happens...a lot. It's kind of a crazy extravaganza.

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We have a meandering beginning...followed by one of Mr.X's BORING personal lives story.

We talk about Thanksgiving for a little...

THEN!

BOY, ARE WE EXCITED FOR STRANGER THINGS S5! Hear all about what WE want to happen and just talking about the show that makes us happy.

We have ideas for the show, we talk about S4...we talk about Stranger Things S5...it hasn't even come out yet...but once it does, we are gonna talk about it - BIG TIME!

ENJOY!

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It's the finale to our Zyn to Win journey!

It's been a long time coming at this point - here's to our WILDLAND FIREFIGHTERS.

Thank you, Wildland Forever. It was a great show.

This episode ... our FANTASY has come true. We met the Rattler.

Hear all about it and the experience the Wildlands Forever charity concert through a riveting story.

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We talk KXLU's The Rattler, his nicotine-based efficacy...and anything and everything that can come from that. Their show, Wildland fire fighters, Mr.X and his Chinese Wife listening to hardcore music at 8am in their Prius. Lots of good stuff...if not...personal lives centric.

We also talk about Predator Badlands...and...all sorts of movie related stuff.

Everything from Tom Cruise and Arnold Schwarzenegger movie deep filmography. John Claude Van Damme as a predator and the movie predator and some really great lesser known movie trivia.

We finish with some fun facts.

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We start off with two music bits after begging people to listen for more than 15 seconds.

Mr.X and Kaleb discuss their 'fears'...which leads to a new wave of haunted house.

It's Mr.X's favorite holiday...which leads to a not funny nor scary analysis of giving candy vs. presents.

We discuss the scariness of the holocaust.

We talk the usual Halloween candy fears, and a new SNAP based Halloween horror.

We create a new stereotype - the origin of the people who give out 1 cent pieces on Halloween.

We talk about the FAMOUS McKamey Manor haunted house. It's pretty much everything you need to know.

AND WE FINISH WITH SOME GREAT AND NOT SCARY Fun Facts!

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AFTER! TRUMP TEARS DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE.

MRS.DOUBTFIRE!

MRS.NOODLE!

FUN FACTS!

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Mr.X passes his cognitive test with flying colors. Vanassa's no swear challenge is BACK! And we do our best.

Mr.X talks about using the Hong Kong insult Pok Gai.

We talk about some fun AI stuff - something we've been obsessing over.

Steve went to NZ...we discuss it a little.

We talk about the Inspector Gadget movie...sort of. Also, a fun idea for Ski Lo's "I Wish", which is a dope song.

The Bachdel Test sucks ... but chilling with an insane person is fun, like Mr.X's friend Polish Peter.

We talk about the NO KINGS conspiracy and it's repercussions - the getting rid of the Burger King "King" mascot.

We finish with some EXCELLENT fun facts...which leads to more crazy conversation that has nothing to do with whatever.

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We talk some boring weather talk to start off ... for some reason.

We talk about TURMP, our man ... a lot - he passed a cognitive test. Bands that like Trump sucks...but also Bands that don't like Trump suck. ALSO! Does The Cure like Trump...sadly, probably not.

We talk about Steele Ball Run (from Jojo's) for some reason, and we'd love to see a Punk Trump.

65% of Indian people ARENT on the internet! Imagine what it'll be like once they ARE!

AI is back in a BIG WAY fooling countless people this week thanks to SORA 2 and dead celebrities are brought back from the dead in a tasteless manner.

We finish with some great facts.

PLUS - A LOT MORE!

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We take time to discuss the future of sports with AI and E-Sports. We may be onto something with all this.

Mr.X is terrified all the worlds drinking water will be used for dumb AI queries.

Will Kaleb and I become old, out of touch weirdos? ...This leads to a long conversation about how the climate of work is changing drastically because of GEN Z. And...it's boring...but...maybe (?) interesting?

Kaleb and Mr.X both LOVE yogurt. As usual, this leads to a long conversation about the manga BLAME!

Kaleb's facts are off the hook again.

Mr.X had a bad dream.

It's a good ep.

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We have just a nice, little, funny discussion about movies. A great movie ep!

What ever happened to movies about "Teachers" and fun movies like "The Bad News Bears"? We'll tell you!

THE RAPTURE DID NOT HAPPEN! Kaleb had no idea. Go fig. Mr.X uses the rapture to irritate his wife.

Kaleb delivers some excellent facts.

You know whats a great phrase? Hot Tamale.

CAN SOMEONE HELP US NAME THIS TYPE OF LATINA?!

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It starts out a little controversial - compared to our mediocre beginning last ep.

This episode Mr.X has been radicalized by white supremacy thought leaders. He shortly dials down his radicalization after seeing that the new face of white supremacy is Ben Shapiro.

Kaleb has a BORING Amazon customer service story.

Mr.X has a BORING story about thirsting over a young woman.

Mr.X hates Chris Nolan Batman trilogy - even though it's a competent movie.

We'd love an "Indian Die Hard" and we have a lot of fun facts. It's funny.

And once again Mr.X shouts out The Rattler and discusses his fantasy about him.

It's a funny ep.

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This week we start out with a meandering opening discussing the death of Charlie Kirk...which...to be honest, we have no business talking about. Mr.X laments anyone dyeing and Kaleb is unphased. It's a good opening.

MOVING ON to happier news - the WWE is holding WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia in 2027. It's a good idea! Imagine all the possibilities ... which we do!

We have Kaleb's Krazy Kernal's - where we discuss facts...including that Lassie has 600 episodes which is insane. We go down that rabbit hole briefly.

Mr.X's wife has been on a tear and the man himself has made a sick pangram. He also questions rather the Greek philosophers we're having m/b relations.

All in all, ... it's a decent episode but a slow news week due to the death of poor Charlie Kirk - who we name our fan of the week.

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This week we talk about a lot of stuff...it's another random episode filled with great topics!

We talk about the Annabelle Doll and how it killed Dan Rivera...and that it's a Raggedy Ann doll. Not scary - but, the doll definitely killed Dan, also Mr.X has some great Ghostbusters doll ideas.

We have some great N64 stories!

People in the military who work with you at a regular job ALL have PTSD. Mr.X shares a story about one such military guy.

We have some great fun facts - Michealngelo wrote a hate poem, and it rules! The Flat Earth Theory is proved by Star Wars and also the Chinese Aliens from Star Wars ruled! We have some great ideas for how the President can be elected!

TRUMP strikes again with the Department of WAR!

AND

Some breaking TRUMP / EPSTIEN news! Trump was a FBI informant ... so he HAD to go to the Epstein island! Bernie Sanders hates America.

Finally - we finish with Killmar Abria Garcia! A cool named for a ... "funny" guy.

It's a good ep.

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This week we talk briefly about Taylor Swift getting married and for some reason ... PAWGs.

After that, we do an extremely close analysis of the film War of the Worlds (2025).

ALSO, it comes at the very end...but...shout out to our fan of the week - The ZOO_CROO on KXLU!

It's a good ep. Watch our convo if you've seen the film!

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Everything you need to know about the situation surrounding our favorite down home Southern inspired restaurant PLUS how WE would fix it!

Some fun facts at the end too!

It's a good ep!

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This episode comes with a number of issues thanks to a glitch happening with DISCORD. However, we manage to talk about a lot of stuff...

We start off with talking about classic "Your Mama Jokes", the Russian Macky Rat Podcast (and how it's better) and solving all your problems by yelling at people with a fake Thai language.

It's Kaleb's birthday, he did nothing.

We then talk about the Chinese Humanoid Robot Olympics - for a long time. Something that's better being consumed visually but...we talk about it.

We have a lot of movie talk with Mean Girls Day and how the bike from Pee Wee's Big Adventure is a Trojan horse that will lead to the downfall of the Alamo. We also defend poor Paul Rubin being targeted when he was a young man.

They are going to have a red headed James Bond - which sounds like a bad design. But, it's by design to remove any sexuality James Bond used to have.

We finish with some amazing FACTS.

It's a good ep ... riddled with problems ... but still good!

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This week we talk a lot of top news stories ... sort of.

We have CHAT GPT 5! Can it make explicit images? No. But, it will take our jobs ... and soon!

Jeffey Epstein is back, and BOY do we talk about that for a long time.

Mr.X saw Freakier Friday, we talk about it briefly...

AND

Kaleb's Krazy FACTS!

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NOT SPOILER FREE! ALL SPOILERS! Listen to this after you watch the movie.

A close analysis of the film Happy Gillmore 2 ...

It's funny.

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This week we talk a number of dead celebrities - starting with our pal ... Hulk Hogan!

We also discuss ID laws for X-Rated websites, the death of a guy who wore a 20 lbs chain, the TEA APP and some fun facts.

Mostly celebrity deaths. These ...

Ozzy, Chuck Mangione. Malcolm Jamal Warner, Sam Haskell IV and some fun tribute to them.

A fun filled episode!

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This episode of the Mackie Rap Podcast covers various topics, from personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary to conspiracy theories and current events.

The hosts discuss a recent Twitter argument involving Stephen Colbert, leading to a broader conversation about online disagreements and the use of the term "Nazi" as an insult. They reference Godwin's Law, which states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. The hosts joke about how Nazis would likely enjoy Stephen Colbert's humor and appearance, given his "white" aesthetic and neatly parted hair.

The podcast delves into the controversy surrounding Stephen Colbert's show being canceled by CBS, with the hosts speculating it might be a strategic move rather than a direct consequence of his commentary on Donald Trump. They suggest that CBS might have wanted to cancel the show anyway due to financial reasons, and that Colbert might be using the situation to his advantage by making it seem like he's leaving on principle.

Next, they discuss the Jeffrey Epstein case and the public's demand for the release of associated documents, particularly a rumored "list" of his associates. They joke about how both sides of the political spectrum are convinced the list will only expose their opponents. The hosts also mention a bizarre story about a drawing Donald Trump allegedly made for Epstein, which features Trump's signature as pubic hair on a nude girl.

Another conspiracy theory discussed is a "Pizzagate," involving Stephen Colbert. The hosts jokingly connect Colbert to the theory through a past segment where he mentioned pizza and supposedly wore a "pedophile" wig.

They talk about the public's demand for the release of a rumored "list" of Epstein's associates and how the Department of Justice's statement of "no info" has fueled further speculation. They also mock those who continue to assert Epstein's innocence.

The discussion pivots to the news that UNO is coming to Las Vegas. The hosts initially express excitement about the prospect of gambling on the game, but then learn that the "UNO Social Club" is a promotional event and not actually for gambling. This leads to a comical exchange about forgetting to say "Uno" and accumulating penalty cards.

The hosts then transition to "Kaleb's Krazy Facts." They share a fact about Sudan having more pyramids than any other country, including Egypt, though they are smaller and steeper. They also discuss how Germans discover thousands of tons of unexploded WWII bombs every year, primarily through agriculture and trenching. These bombs are handled by professional teams due to the risk of explosion and toxic chemicals.

Another fact shared is that during an airplane flight, you lose approximately 30% of your sense of taste. This is attributed to low air pressure, dry cabin air, and decreased oxygen levels affecting taste and olfactory receptors. They also mention that airlines often "over-season" food to compensate for this.

Finally, the hosts touch on movies. They mention the upcoming Happy Gilmore 2 and Mortal Kombat 2. The hosts predict Happy Gilmore 2 will feature Happy losing all his money and having to return to golf. They then discuss the 2021 Mortal Kombat film, noting that the Katana's father is a Jew. The episode concludes with a brief update on Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesperson, who is still in prison and is scheduled for release in 2029.

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It's a show unlike any other...but...exactly like any other episode. It's still moderately funny though.

We start the show off with discussing our friendship in the most abstract way possible. We have some sweepers from past podcast fans - the likes of Sly Stallone and Bill Clinton. We also talk about Clinton and his love of the sax and what would the equivalent be of that for Obama?

We discuss Apple and people who wish our podcast would fail WHICH IT WONT!

We talk the new Superman movie! It's controversies and how the original had it's share of controversies ... mainly an awful spoken word poetry segment.

Kaleb drops some great kernels of knowledge, and we discuss Jeffrey Epstein Spotify Playlist.

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After a meandering opening ... we produce a meandering review of the new Selena Gomez Oreo's Cookies! This goes on for a LONG TIME!

Then, Mr.X announces he has been blessed with another child via complaining about hospital food. AND praising old time-y birthing and male companionship.

This also leads to a rant against the broken health-care system and a staggering omission that parents DO have a favorite child.

ANYWAYS - it's the 4th of July! And we ONLY have complaints about it. Kaleb shares what a real sparkler is like, it sounds cool. Mr.X shares the state of the 4th here in the U.S.A and everything that comes along with it - including blowing up your hand.

We accidentally invent he greatest Chinese Restaurant via Kaleb's Fun Facts!

We DO NOT talk about Steve - like a promised last ep.

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We start with a great episode fantasizing about another, imaginary, podcast called The Duck and the Cuck.

We then talk about Death Stranding 2 and how it's got in the way of planning this episode of our show...and we talk about Hideo Kojima A LOT!

A buffalo got melted and the black box from AirIndia has been found. We comment on that.

And some SICK 'Fun Facts"...which we talk about a lottttt.

And uneventful but wholesome and funny episode! Enjoy!

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We talk about a lot of stuff ... to be honest.

It's one of our crazier episodes...but...all in all...we appreciate and understand Juneteenth as a time for solemn reflection and appreciation.

Also - the Trump Phone.

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Mr.X is on a mission to deliver terrible news in both AirIndia Flight 171 and a billionaire dying by eating a bee.

AND a lot of other great advice when it comes to planes!

We also have a new catch phrase - HOME ROW from Kaleb's FUN FACTS!

ALSO, Mr.X went to Shabu Shabu...and...it was an annoying experience. But, he tells it in a mildly funny way.

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We deliver important news about Jeff Epstein. We also deliver important news on ShuiShui Guava.

Mr.X got a painting!

Insects and Fun Facts!

We talk about Trump V. Must.

It's a good ep!

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ITS THE WORST MISSION IMPOSSIBLE REVIEW YOU EVER HEARD!

AND SOME FACTS AT THE END.

WE PROMISE NO MORE MOVIE REVIEWS!

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The bulk of the episode is then dedicated to an extensive and often bewildered review of the Minecraft movie. This becomes the primary focus, with the hosts deconstructing the film's various elements through a comedic lens. They describe the movie as a "fever dream," pointing out the surreal and seemingly disconnected nature of its plot and visuals. Specific points of amusement and confusion include the unexpected appearance of "Jewish Chinese people" (later understood to be the Endermen), the inclusion of a giant potato mascot, and a surprisingly intense and out-of-place sequence involving the Endermen that they found genuinely unnerving. Their analysis highlights their limited knowledge of the Minecraft game itself, adding to the humor of their commentary on the movie's bizarre aspects.

A prominent comedic thread woven throughout the episode is the extended bit featuring a character identified as "Kid Rock." This segment sees one of the hosts (likely Caleb) adopting this persona, expressing deep sadness over the closure of his restaurant, which is given a ridiculously long and over-the-top name. The purported reason for the closure – ICE raids – leads to a moment of awkward humor, as the hosts juxtapose this with the character's known political leanings. The fictional restaurant's details become increasingly exaggerated, from its improbable size and low employee wages (especially for a consistently underpaid piano player) to the bizarre decision to play only "Honky Tonk" music all day. The character of "Old Blacky," the American flag-suited mascot/piano player, adds another layer of surreal humor to this elaborate, fabricated scenario.

Throughout these varied discussions, the hosts frequently return to the nature of their own podcast, acknowledging its often tangential flow and admitting that they are still working on perfecting their "formula." They humorously reflect on the challenges of talking less and the potential impact of energy drinks on their conversation style.

As the episode nears its conclusion, the "Kid Rock" bit continues, with the character sharing more details about his life, including a humorous (and likely fabricated) anecdote about dating Lauren Boebert and their physical altercations, particularly over his attempts to make her appreciate Honky Tonk music. The Minecraft movie review wraps up with the hosts acknowledging the film's overall mediocrity but also finding moments of unexpected enjoyment, such as Jack Black's performance and a surprisingly heartfelt song. They even touch upon the after-credits scenes, noting a quick marriage and the characters becoming best friends, which further adds to the movie's perceived oddness.

The episode ultimately concludes with the hosts transitioning out of the comedic character, offering a few concluding, unrelated facts (like nutmeg being a hallucinogen) before signing off. The overall impression is one of a podcast that thrives on spontaneous tangents, embraces absurd humor, and delivers a unique and unpredictable listening experience, even if the flow isn't always strictly linear.

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Their exploration of the "whitest" place on Earth unexpectedly leads them to Blue Sky, sparking a discussion on perceived "wokeness" and the presence of people of color. As self-proclaimed "hardcore leftists," they comically suggest a $50 minimum wage to "fix the deficit," attributing this idea to a person of color. This transitions into a more pointed, though still humorous, critique of white people, particularly their presence on Blue Sky, which they see as predominantly white.

The conversation then shifts to motion sickness, contrasted with someone calling them "weak," prompting a comical tangent about rollercoaster riding. This leads to a strange digression about Chinese people and their stoicism, featuring playful, exaggerated accents and a fixation on the baffling concept of eating chicken feet and talons. They humorously contrast this with the preference for "delicious, lean, tender parts of delicious flesh." This "serious question" about Chinese culinary preferences is then surprisingly extended to the preferences of white people.

They then pivot to the Starbucks strike. They reveal the strike was over employees being unable to wear shirts with inflammatory political messages, including one depicting machine-gun-riddled corpses and the phrase "This is Israel." They make a bizarre claim that this forced Starbucks workers to wear black shirts and that they were upset about it. The idea of unified Starbucks employees wearing whatever they want, even exposing themselves, is humorously depicted as a "wild place," like Portland or San Francisco, with a less-than-flattering acknowledgment of some individuals' appearance.

A strange interlude involves a desire for an overly-sweet Starbucks drink They note that even black colleagues found this behavior and the unhealthy drink consumption off-putting, leading to a perceived superiority of black colleagues over white ones at Starbucks.

The discussion then touches on offense, suggesting those who display images depicting "transitioning a child to the opposite sex" are responsible for ruining things. A strange tangent about being unable to wear a Grateful Dead shirt due to "someone who ruined it" is delivered with a stereotypical New York accent. A brief appreciation for the "surly New Yorker" is noted before quickly returning to annoyance.

A fact about lions being unable to roar until age one prompts discussion about The Lion King. Another fact about the percentage of Americans who believe the moon is made of cheese leads to a humorous back-and-forth, again featuring a stereotypical New York accent portraying a stubborn cheese moon believer. This leads to mentions of other unusual lunar beliefs: alien bases, a hollow spaceship moon, or a rock from a cataclysmic event. They revisit the cheese moon idea, considering its vacuum-packed nature and potential for solving the deficit. A schoolyard recording where a teacher apparently discusses the moon being made of cheese is mentioned, and the hosts express frustration at having too many topics, specifically missing out on Kid Rock and P Diddy.

A fact about Trump calling a palace a house is mentioned, with regret at not discussing Trump more, emphasizing the importance of the Kid Rock topic. The Trump anecdote is revisited, followed by a random observation about Arabs in the Middle East. The episode concludes with a final plea for listener support via tweets...

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Controversially, Mr. X declares he "hates" Indian people, leading to a discussion about the India-Pakistan conflict, which the cohost explains is largely rooted in religious differences. Mr. X then questions which body part Pakistanis might be cooking to anger Indians and makes further jokes about Indians being "smelly and racist," before admitting he forgot his original point about them. He later recalls it was about their supposed lack of common sense, a notion he reconsiders after interacting with Europeans, deciding common sense is unique to the U.S. and Europeans are "morons." He also recounts an experience in Japan where people disliked being questioned, attributing it to anxiety.

The cohost mentions India and Pakistan's nuclear capabilities, which Mr. X finds alarming, joking about them launching missiles at each other and calling their weaponization "insane."

Moving to space, the cohost shares a fact about a Mars mountain so vast you wouldn't realize you're at the peak due to the planet's curvature. Mr. X is captivated, finding it "insane" and "sweet," and expresses his admiration for Mars and its conspiracies, particularly those suggesting past life or a lone surviving creature. He humorously imagines this creature as a lonely Martian who couldn't find a partner.

Another fact reveals kidney transplant recipients end up with three kidneys, which Mr. X finds astonishing and jokes about exploiting this information.

The cohost shares a fact about King Charles having a car fueled by wine. Mr. X finds this hilariously wasteful and envisions a comical scene of him refueling with giant wine barrels.

Returning to the Pope, the cohost announces the new Pope is American. Mr. X is delighted, imagining a Pope with an American accent and openness to the LGBTQ+ community. However, he quickly speculates he'll be a "snooty fruit loop." He discusses his missed opportunity to note down another speculated candidate during the papal selection process, joking about a potential "Chinese Pope" named Spicy Ying. Mr. X mentions viral images of Snoop Dogg at the conclave with weed and Trump as the Pope, finding the latter disrespectful despite Trump's social media efforts. He asserts the Pope is merely a man and that, based on the facts, he could "body" the 69-year-old pontiff.

Mr. X expresses his preference for an American Pope who embraces American symbols and perhaps even karate. He concludes by mentioning some of his fears, including a fear of not having common sense (except when stranded at sea) and a strong aversion to the thought of being surgically cut open and having body parts stuffed inside. The podcast ends with Mr. X stating that's all for now and they'll see the listeners next week.

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The host then says that he wants to do more social media stuff but can't because of his job. The cohost thinks he should rib people online, but the host says he can't because he's too annoyed from work.

The cohost talks about Maine being the only state that borders only one other state. The host asks about Florida and Nevada. They talk about how Maine is known for lobster and Stephen King. The cohost provides some information about Maine from Wikipedia, but it doesn't mention that it only borders one state. The host corrects him, showing that it does, which the cohost says was only added recently. They joke about how the person who added it was probably eager to be the first.

The host then asks what's coming up next, and the cohost brings up May 4th, which is Star Wars Day. The host says he hates May 4th and predicts that his pastor will mention it at church, annoying him. This leads to a discussion of how people love Star Wars and Disney. The host says they love coded gay Bruno in Encanto, which the cohost agrees with. The host plans to ask his co-workers if anyone mentioned May 4th on Sunday.

The host talks about Star Wars Land being a terrible idea and how it was a financial failure. They discuss how expensive it was and how it was met with controversy. They also talk about how the experience was more of a role-playing thing rather than a traditional hotel experience. The host says he couldn't even imagine wanting to go there and that he thinks it's a ridiculous idea. He says he would rather annoy the people at Disney and turn the tables on them. This leads to a discussion of how they would do something ridiculous like doing a dance for the Star Wars characters or asking Darth Vader to do the running man challenge. The host says that's what he wants to cosplay as, the fat nerd from the Star Wars audition video.

The host says that he thinks C-3PO is his favorite Star Wars character and that he has definitely become his favorite over time. He says C-3PO is the only one with any panache and that they should give him a bow tie or make him gay. They joke about C-3PO being a gay robot and how he was great in the Family Guy Star Wars specials where he was voiced by Cleveland. The host also jokes about the Star Wars hotel having a C-3PO experience where you could get a BJ from him.

The host then brings up how Luigi Mangione is getting a musical, but they don't get to talk about it. They end the podcast by thanking their listeners and encouraging them to follow them on Twitter and Blue Sky and to give them a comment or message. The host says they had a good time doing the podcast and that the last episode where they talked about ALS was not good. He then checks the downloads and sees that the last episode only had 7 downloads in the last 7 days, while the Chinese tariffs episode got a lot of views. He thinks it's because they claimed to explain the tariffs but didn't.

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Other topics include Caleb's facts about the longest alliance (England-Portugal since 1386), the ability to rent Liechtenstein for $140k a night (mentioning Snoop Dogg was refused because he's black), and North Korea's past requirement for teachers to play the accordion (with no rap music allowed). Pop culture discussions feature a review of Katy Perry's criticized, slow lightsaber performance, likening it to the most interesting Star Wars event since the prequels.

The ongoing feud with Steve takes a turn when Steve demands an apology based on his FICO score (786). The host refuses, issuing a counter-challenge: send his full name, address, and social security number for a potential apology. They discuss Steve's silver medal in a Singapore beer competition, speculating he didn't get gold because he's not a Singapore citizen (where they allegedly cut off hands for stealing).

The show touches on politics with "benign stories that attack Trump," covering his excuse for not getting Melania a gift (busy with fake tariffs) and his plan for giant flagpoles (joked to be compensating for smallness). They also discuss George Santos going to jail for lying and stealing, noting his "Jew-ish" defense and funding OnlyFans/plastic surgery with taxpayer money, and comparing him to other politicians charged with similar crimes.

The host briefly talks about his trip to Japan, praising the food (especially Hokkaido beef) but expressing disbelief at the perceived lack of candy.

The episode ends with a final call for listeners to follow/subscribe and the hosts promising to apologize to Steve if the podcast gains 1000 new subscribers this week.

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They discuss the potential motivations behind Katy Perry's space travel, suggesting it could be a strategic move for Jeff Bezos to improve his public image and portray himself as a feminist for sending women to space. One prominent theory revolves around the idea that the flight was staged, citing the alleged lack of re-entry burn marks on the rocket and supposed inconsistencies in promotional photos. Some even suggest that the astronauts were mannequins.

The hosts also touch upon the controversy surrounding a previous space mission where astronauts were temporarily stranded, highlighting a supposed "tremendous blow" to the scientific community. Their most outlandish theory is that Katy Perry's trip was orchestrated to distract from a perceived "woefully ugly" female astronaut from that previous mission, preventing the public from associating space with unattractiveness.

Other tangents include discussions about Jeff Bezos' alleged evil nature and his supposed construction of a massive clock, the varying perceptions of Africa and its custom license plates, and a bizarre incident involving a school student with a clock that was mistaken for a bomb. They also touch on the casting choices in James Bond films and the portrayal of Black characters in media.

Towards the end, the hosts pivot to Katy Perry's specific contribution to the space trip: a quote about bringing "glam" to space and putting the "ass" in astronaut. This leads to a humorous discussion about her persona and a surprising revelation about a cheap Katy Perry doll being released after the trip.

The episode concludes with a lighthearted look at random facts and a brief discussion about the absurdity of the various conspiracy theories. The hosts encourage listeners to engage with them on social media and promise future episodes filled with equally insightful and humorous content.

IT SA GOOD EP! Enjoy!

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This is ... are last ep before our FIRST EVER 1 week vacation - cause we're going to Japan.

We talk about some cures for jet lag...sort of.

We have some updates on Steve...and! we guess what Steve's FICO score is.

We keep talking about Steve Martin...for some reason. We don't love him.

A, potential, Chinese spy comes on our show. For a LONNGGG TIME...

We talk the Chicken Jockey controversy from Mine Craft The Movie...and we talk about the IDEAL script for Minecraft if WE wrote it.

We also talk about some backyard antics with Mr.X and James. Good times!

ITS NOT A FUNNY EPISODE. BUT, ITS FUNNY ENOUGH. ENJOY!

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The duo will become mumble rappers. Steve interrupts the podcast...which becomes...the epic that is Steve Ultimatum.

IF YOU TWEET US - WE WILL LET YOU DECIDE STEVE'S FATE!

Kid Rock drops by to tell us about how he visited the White House, Trump's executive order and his outfit.

We have our own, home brewn conspiracy theory about Minecraft and Snow White.

Kaleb has some amazing fun facts for us and we think about ... how is it possible for Micheal Jackson's entire identity could be summed up in two hees.

We finish talking about an amazing April Fools PRANK by EGM...

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We talk about several other things that Trump did ... that could be ... considered idiotic.

We also talk about Osama Bin Laden's laptop...for some reason.

Kaleb's Facts come pretty hard. And Kaleb would visit the SUDAN.

Bernie Sanders drop by.

Mr.X's wife went to Disney again...but...instead of trashing her he somehow trashes Disney Adults...and Starbucks.

It's a pretty good ep!

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We start off with some crazy talk about how life is mostly spent unhappy and in strife and how we are tired.

This leads us into talking about Saved by the Bell and EPIC MEALTIME.

We have our own idea of Funny or Die. It's pretty great.

We talk about NOWRUZ! ALSO! HAPPY NOWRUZ! Mr.X does his best to explain what it is...he does pretty good!

Mr.X regales us with a nice story about how his wife hates on Kaleb. Kaleb gives us some facts. Including how to win at coin tosses!

Mr.X talks about BlueSky for a little and a scary story from a 'sky' he saw.

We talk about Final Fantasy 6 for a moment...it's an amazing game.

Australia is 32% ALMOST desert.

THE MARATHON MAN! THE ULTIMATE JEWISH POWER FANTASY!

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ANDREW TATE'S PODCAST HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF SPOTIFY.

Mario Mario joins us to discuss PI Day. He's boring!

We have a brief update to Gene Hackman's dead and Mr.X watched Unforgiven. He just repeats something that happens in it...we also speculate on the position in which his corpse was found.

We talk St. Patrick's Day and sign a song of praise to the lone 'table holder'.

We talk about a friend who we don't often talk about ... Brandon.

Kaleb lays some facts on us...for a long time.

Lastly ... we talk Trump and Freaky Friday - a lame movie...that we KNOW HOW to make better!

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We start off slow and finish strong!

Mr.X talks about how he hung out with rich old guy, and we have an important update. NATE won't be here this epi.

The duo discusses their mom's...and a new beautiful painting that will be displayed in Kaleb and Mr.X's honor. Also, we talk the show Blue Bloods.

The duo insanely talks about the Police...something that always happens when we bring up Nate.

We also have a segment dedicated to our friends over at CinematicLeap where Mr.X shares a story about Steve Jones from The Sex Pistols.

We have Kaleb's fun facts and Kaleb challenges Mr.X to eat a lemon.

We talk Terminator 1.

The team talks about an execution by firing squad, for a long time...they seem to think it very funny...despite it being the killing of a man.

It's a good ep!

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Ever had a Post Malone OREO!? We have. And BOY do we talk about it...

We have some great fun facts - as usual! Ever heard of a pepperoni?

We talk about Trumps Gaza...sort of? We also take time to hate on autistic weirdo Elon Musk, RUINER OF CAR CULTURE.

We come to the defense of Gaza too.

Gene Hackman is dead - and we talk about the best movie he ever did ... BEHIND ENEMY LINES!

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After a series of quiz related talk, we discuss some fun facts and our pal Pablo Escobar's penchant for animals.

Ladies, here's some free advice - show more skin.

Mr.X talks about his love of sealions and seals.

Astronaut ice-cream rules, a Mr.X who wears a monster energy hat rules and a not too terrible Valentines Day.

AND the best ticket machine that is available at Chuck E' Cheese's.

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It's Valentines Day! Do you have any plans? Mr.X and Kaleb DO NOT! We talk about what Mr.X will do...but...only after Kaleb leaves momentarily to defend his home.

Mr.X went to a kid's party and his rude wife Vanassa was rude.

We talk some fact talk...including an incredibly unsettling fact about slavery - hilarious...

Mr.X tries to wean his family off sugar and the two reminisce on the last time they saw each other.

Is it a funny ep? I think so. ENJOY!

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Sort of...anyways, this episode we talk movies - MOON.

We also briefly talk about Trumps forest he wants to make, and David Lynch stops by for a moment...despite being dead. Which he mentions frequently.

Thank you.

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Due to the horrible tragedy that befell America this week...we really don't have any podcast topics.

SO, we differed to A.I. to help us. It led to a woefully heartless and joyless episode. But we got through it none the less.

We start with Deep Sikh - an Indian AI. Kaleb explains to us the current climate of AI - and it will make us obsolete within the year.

Mr.X provides some free financial advice. Spiderman 2 sucks - we talk about the WOKE elements of it. We also help women save money by scamming Sephora.

Mr.X and Kaleb try to remember the last thing we bought.

Mr.Beast still wants to buy Tiktok...for some reason.

We discover why the episode is so souleless - AI!!! We will NEVER USE AI AGAIN!

MineCraft the movie...we dont have much to say about it.

All in all - a pretty good show!

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We do our best to captivate future listeners by taking a hard stance on a controversial topic. We talk about movies with an outing into movie PLOT twists! With the fan favorite film - Fight Club. And we have a plot twist that we invented that will BLOW YOUR MIND! We also talk about Chinese fight club!

Kaleb wows us with his fun facts. We also learn that Kaleb had no knowledge before his Fun Fact Calander, and he goes and gets an eye exam twice a year. Mr.X also talks about his watch briefly...for some reason.

Mr.X is sick, and Kaleb has nothing going on. We talk about the inauguration highlight - TRUMPS SWORD!

We also have Elon Musk on to talk about his inauguration gaff.

Finally...Post Malone is back...with an Oreo. We pledge to try them.

It's a fun filled episode!

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This week ... Tik Tok is DEAD! Why? And HOW?! We'll explain...not before talking about Ke$ha, Everyone Loves Raymond and Paul Blart.

Don't worry - Redpocket will replace it.

The Presidental Inauguration will take place soon...what is that? Kaleb will explain! Mr.X will explain why Hamilton sucks.

Biden now wears a helmet wherever he goes and loves King of Fighters games by SNK.

Sly Stallone drops by again.

Kaleb kills it with his Fun Facts corner...like a Volcano of interesting information. Mr.X has his own fun fact!

And we talk our pal David Lynch a little.

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They discuss conspiracy theories and rumors surrounding the fires, including a controversial short from The Daily Show suggesting climate change as the cause, which the hosts refute. Mr. X and the cohost, Caleb, debate whether diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives or reduced firefighting budgets contributed to the fires, ultimately attributing the severity of the fires to a buildup of underbrush following unusually heavy rains the previous year.

The conversation also touches on Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's absence in Africa during the fires and her alleged reduction of the firefighting budget, which they later clarify was not the case. They criticize the mainstream media's coverage and highlight the impact of the fires on residents, including a story about someone they knew whose house burned down.

Sylvester Stallone also makes an appearance, upset that his idea for Rocky 7 was rejected. He wanted Rocky to come out of retirement at nearly 90 years old and fight an influencer, and also to wear a turtle skin suit.

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We start off 2025 with a bang with a very funny episode!

Kaleb has a calendar that tells facts. Wow...We have our Asia News segment with their new terrifying crime stopping ball! With the creator on the show as a guest! After talking about our favorite comedian - Gabrielle Iglesias. Luigi Mangione comes up in our conversation again for some reason. And shout out to the show The Doctors.

Nate gifted my son a haunted watch that now terrorizes me at night.

Some people still watch porn on their T.V. Shout out to them!

Normal Osborne is now BLACK! What could that mean for Spiderman? We'll let you know what WE'D like to see!

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It's been another entire year together. Here's a summary of the ep via A.I.!

The "Mackie Rat Podcast" New Year's special is a chaotic, off-the-rails mess. Hosts Mr. X and Caleb attempt a show with guests, but it devolves into absurd tangents. A recurring "prank" from guest Roy sets the tone for the disarray. They struggle with Discord, misremember New Year's lyrics ("Auld Lang Syne"), and debate a "69-second" countdown. They launch into bizarre takes on Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake and "69 God," including graphic sexual commentary. A running gag involves the missing "Sleepy Brown Z" guest, later revealed to be an acquaintance. They poke fun at celebrity lookalikes and over-stereotype a fictional Indian wrestler, then transition into "analyzing" Indian street food. They touch on Jay-Z's legal troubles, also making suggestive jokes about it. They suggest creating a black version of The Onion called "The SONian." There is a discussion about the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, chili dogs, and the fact that they can't remember anything they have seen recently. They give a quick overview of some past highlights.

Mr. X and Caleb talk about making New Year's resolutions, ending with Mr. X planning to beat Vanessa. They also discuss New Year's celebrations around the world, focusing on the Spanish tradition of eating 12 grapes at midnight, the Finnish tradition of melting metal and their absurdly genuine nature, and the possum drop in North Carolina which they both find hilarious. They talk about possums like they are dangerous monsters.

Finally, they give a half-assed countdown, acknowledging the disorganized nature of the show, and wish listeners a happy new year, P13's coming in 2025, and also talk about having a great year. The episode is defined by its absurd humor, inside jokes, and the hosts' acceptance of chaos. It's a conversational experience meant for listeners who enjoy a free-wheeling and often offensive show. They also make jokes about selling P13 in a DVD case because they don't have the rights to it.

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They also touch on personal changes, such as the departure of a previous co-host, Nate, and plan a one-year "Nate's been gone" extravaganza.

Mr. X humorously uses famous Christmas songs to express his feelings about his wife, Vanessa, and they both share their cynical views on typical holiday celebrations, preferring to spend their time differently.

The conversation takes a turn towards the religious aspect of Christmas, with Mr. X proposing a new theological idea involving the magical assistance of animals during Jesus' birth.

They humorously discuss the story of Jesus turning water into wine at a wedding feast, and Mr. X shares his belief that the animals in the stable helped tend to Jesus when he was born, in a Disney-like fashion.

They also talk about the commercialization of Christmas, the challenges of gift-giving, and the unique traditions they observe. They reflect on societal issues, such as homelessness and the behavior of people during the holidays.

Throughout the episode, they maintain a light-hearted and humorous tone, engaging in witty banter and sharing personal anecdotes. They also encourage listeners to follow them on Twitter and Blue Sky.

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This week we don't talk about Indian Instagram - even though we claim we will.

This episode is dedicated to Luigi Maggiano! Is he a hero? Is he a villain? Or is he just an everyman?

From his heinous crime to his love for McDonalds we give you everything you need to know about Maggiano. Most importantly our thoughts!

It's also FRIDAY the 13th. We talk about it a little. We talk about a holiday party and Chinese people.

Mr.X reminisces on his child's birth.

All in all - it's a pretty SOLID EP!

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We start the show with some brainstorming on how we can become more popular. We also talk about Mark Cuban. We shout out the Stupid History Minute.

Mr.X is highly depressed, we are alone, we have nothing left to believe in ... Hailey WELCH has BETRAYED US!

She released a 'meme coin'. It's dumb. And maybe illegal.

Dave BLUNTS is our 2024 artist of the year because of his set at JuiceWorld. Imagine if his oxygen tank caught fire and exploded.

Pizza is DEAD! Sort of ... but the Oath Keepers can save it!

People do not care about an assassination of the CEO of United Health. It is kind of cool. But, ultimately, it brings us no joy - as we are a joyless duo. The assassin will NOT be found.

Mr.X closes with a heartfelt decry to the fans.

Shout out to SuperSiSi, CinematicLeap and JuggaloBastard.

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We talk all things Thanksgiving - we'll, not really. We mostly talk our personal lives and how boring Thanksgiving is.

Our guest ditched us, thanksgiving was not celebrated in Kaleb's home...but he made home made mac n' cheese. Mr.X went to Capital Grill - again.

At the end we talk about how Luffy was in the Macy's Day Parade.

All in all - yeah, it's pretty funny. ENJOY!

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This week is kind of all over the place. We talk about Matt Gaetz. We talk about how doctors do what they do to get rich. Celebrity sons.

Mr.X got super drunk and enjoyed a car fire.

The Aaron Hernandez CONSPIRACY and the Jay Leno CONSPIRACY.

It's good!

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We give our thoughts ... sort of.

This is a focused episode. It's still very funny.

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We start the show with some excellent parenting advice. We talk about Persian girls. We talk about Mark Whalberg's restaurant getting burnt down. None of it's that good.

TRUMP IS PRESIDENT! We knew it. And we talk a little about how we knew. Trump went to McDonalds and Cardi B spoke at Kamalla's.

Mr.X complains about work. Mr.X already had his first Trump like...thing - with his friend Andy. Mr.X went to some dumb Hindi Indian thing for Diwali.

Beat/Spoken word cypher battles are very weird.

Steve abandoned us ...

Keanu Reeves is THE nicest person in Hollywood.

It's a pretty good ep.

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Everyone loves Halloween. Noone more than Mr.X himself.

This week we talk about Christopher Columbus...for some reason. AND Scruff McGruff coming out of retirement and his noir story.

THEN A LOT OF PERSONAL LIFE STUFF FROM MR.X. His work, his family and his great generosity.

It's a pretty great episode!

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But, that's after we talk to about the Menedez Brothers and Donald Trump!

This is a woefully ... insane episode... I rate it as funny!

Follow us on X at: MACKYRATHOUSE

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This week Kaleb talks about his boring HOA hijinks. It's a little fun...

THEN we talk about what everyone loves to talk about - Juggalos.

We primarily talk about Juggalos this week.

Sadly @JuggaloBastard couldn't be on...

ENJOY!

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J.D. Vance looks like an Ewok. This leads to a nice long chat about how some senator on the right "YASSAFIED" him.

Elon Musk once offered a girl a horse for hand job, and we find out pink bubble gum ice cream is one of the least liked. This leads to an amazing idea.

Lt. Dan has stolen America's heart, he's a boat guy, he got screwed over by Aiden Ross and he recently used the 'N-Word'. How do you think he used it?

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Mr.X is depressed with the prospect of World War 3 and can't quite figure out what to make of it.

President Trump is under attack with no sign of the assassination attempts to stop. AND we like the movie Mafia vs. Ninja.

It's SAD...

BUT...

At 20 minutes...things take a turn for the HAPPY with our PAL Cristian Renaldo!

It's all ABOUT RENALDO after that. AND BOY...HE MUST BE STOPPED!

Hear all about it this ep!

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And it is our season! This week we talk about Jon Bon Jovi savings a person's life. And that leads to a great role play...somehow...

After that - Mr.X explains keys to success in the corporate world through volunteerism!

It's an episode that offers free life advice. And it's good!

We also trash Talk Tuah!

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Before that we talk about our new format in an easily digestible 1 hour format!

Here's the Diddy rundown.

The history of gangsta rap

Tupac and Biggie

Killer Conspiracy & Fed Conspiracy

Weird famous people Diddy enjoyed

More Diddy conspiracy

50 Cent!

What's happening now?

Epstein will NOT happen.

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It's an amazing episode for us ... since we try to abstain from political stuff.

1. The Stage
2. Trump and Kamala shake hands
3. Kamala's Jitters
4. Child Poverty Tax Cut
5. She got the questions beforehand...
6. Is Kamal Indian or Black? She has a good answer
7. Trump will tax India
8. Project 2025
9. Trump Loves Breakfast
10. Microchips, China and some chip talk
11. Light in Trumps Eye Conspiracy
12. Should have included intros
13. Abortion and the Abortion conspiracy WE thought of
14. "We'll See About That 2024"
15. Rallys and Checkers
16. Are You Black? and how Trump would be black
17. I'm Talking
18. The J6
19. ISRAEL
20. A good zinger on the border

OUR FAN OF THE WEEK

and Mr.X went to the Ninja Scroll movie screening.

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It's another horrible news week! But, it doesn't stop us from making a compelling and funny episode.

We start off with an excellent intro and a talk about the weather. There's a heatwave!

Mr.X is going to a candy store! And he has quite the birthday party for his son planned - Spiderman related.

Mr.X reminisces about his time working at a bank as a teller. What about Indian Spider-Man? What would that be like? We'll tell you!

Anyways, since there's nothing to talk about, we talk about the silly Crow Remake and do a close analysis of THE CROW! A movie that RULES!

We just talk about The Crow - that's how good a movie it is!

Next week we'll talk about politics and Labor Day weekend - since we forgot.

And we'll do our best to get more stories to discuss!

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

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We start off with a great observation! The best movies have killed someone in real life! It seems that the election stuff will never end! And we got a new CONSPIRACY ABOUT TRUMP and the MSM! We re-tell the story about Steven Spielberg killing people on the set of The Twilight Zone. And we talk about some other notable movie set deaths. Mr.X's pal Rusty IS NOT doing so well ... he also goes on a 30 minute tangent against Chinese people ... The Paralympics is back! What if SNOOP was there too? We talk about Beetlejuice 2 and what if MARTIN was in it? And that leads us to remember some famous celeb freakouts - Martin and the guy who made Kony 2012.

We re-share are love from dark skinned Brazilian women.

Ford is out of the LGBT index - this leads us to pitch a great marketing campaign. Also, gay people are pretty chill at work. Not chill at work, your co-workers trying to kill you! JD Vance DIDN'T have sex with a couch.

Finally, a silly wrap up. Still good though!

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We try our best to beat Van's challenge - Mr.X's wifes challenge to swear less. Do we do it? Find out!

We start this episode off with some amazing warm up banter and discuss what 'explicit' really is and then discuss a youtube.com controversy. Which leads us to say that we are an 'educational' podcast. Mr.X is sick once again...

MOST IMPORTANTLY we finally give Kaleb his chance in the SPOT LIGHT !

This episode is all about our favorite CO-HOST! And its pretty good.

We do some movie talk with Moonwalker and The Crow and 8-MILE...all silly movies.

At 50 minutes ... we get to the DNC with a Mike Lindell focused approach. We provide some simple life advice - leave your parents alone when it comes to politics. And an abortion wagon! A good time all in all, especially if you're a normie who loves normie music.

We close with a very strange article...that...isn;t very funny. ALL IN ALL - still a good ep!

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First - we now release on SATURDAY! First ON THE SHOW we start with an examination of 'wokeness' in society - did it exist when we were kids? The answer is no. This leads into a LONG discussion about the new Disney soon to bomb extravaganza - SNOW WHITE! What did they do right? What did they do wrong? We'll tell you all about it.

Mr.X is sad he isn't the man he once was...AND we give a shout out our FAN OF THE WEEK!

SIXX! HE RULES!

After that, we close out our Olympics coverage discussing one last controversy...Rachel Gunn and her scam to get herself to the Olympics. It's DIABOLICAL! Plus Tom Cruise is insane, and India didn't win even one gold medal. HAH!

Mr.X's mom is afraid of Asteroids.

All in all - a pretty great ep! ENJOY!

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WE STILL HAVE OLYMPIC FEVER as discuss...well...breaking and the Cinderella story ending to Imame Khalifia!

We love breaking sensation Rachel Gunn aka RAY GUN! And...well...we fixate on her and the Trivium Judging System.

ALSO! The full break down on EXPOSING MR.BEAST! Plus, a new conspiracy involving Mr.Beast.

It's a good ep!

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We start off with a special segment - Kalebs Taste Test and Kaleb tastes coconut water...NOT before Mr.X talks about Israel the fruitas guy at his local park...and a lot more stuff. Including not doing anything for summer. We've let summer pass us by...sad.

Mr.X did some fine dining at MAUDES in Beverly Hills.

Mr.X has another Chinese person at his sons' school tale.

At 42 min we FINALLY get to what matters...the b.s. Olympics. Which leads to us telling the TURE story about Dickec Yusuf. A man whose legend has been obfuscated by the LIBERAL MEDIA! Not before we talk about Puke-gate and Imane Khalif...this really is the silliest Olympics of all time. We also...eventually...praise Logan Paul for JUST filming a dead body instead of using it like a punching bag.

All in all it's a lot of personal lives and a lot of Olympics...so...great. Quality Ep. ENJOY!

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This fun filled episode we talk ... well ... mostly the Olympics. AFTER we talk about a number of other things...such as...

1. Barack Obama likes to hand jive. Wow.
2. Brace Fencer Musashi - remember the PS1?!
3. Ava Kris Tyson...WE ARE ON HER SIDE! Plus, some great Mr. Beast advice. He should call himself Jimmy.
4. More Mr.X observing Chinese people at his son's school...and how funny the Chinese are. They rock!
5. Skibidi Toilet.

Finally...at 40 minutes or so WE GO HARD ON THE OLYMPICS! THE PERSECUTION OF THE IMMIGRANTS, SNOOP DOGG, THE EVIL OPENING CEREMONY, RALPH LOREN'S ORIGIN STORY! Uhhh...other stuff. It's the Olympics Opening rundown and YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT! It's very French and very funny.

We close with the final episode of The Acolyte. Also, Mr.X is sad about his job. NEW EPISODE EVERY TUES!

May the Force Be With You.

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THE MAN WHO HELPED THIS PODCAST GET STARTED IS ON THE SHOW!!!!

ROY A. GOMEZ COMEDY

This episode is extremely hard to explain...we mostly just chill with a man who got stabbed - Roy A Gomez.

We had such a good time with this funny, funny and dear, sweet man. Just give it a listen, follow Roy and see his show if you're in Texas.

WE love this podcast, we love our fans, what else can we say? Here's to 2 years and another 2 years ... hopefully.

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It's the 6th of JULY! There are NO 4th of July songs. The Macky Rat Podcast does NOT support pirating of ... whatever.

Mr.X goes on a long time about his family vacation to Big Bear on the 4th. Long story short - what makes a family vacation official is if when you return you all hate each other, and you've damaged your child psychologically... We also list some great cryptids.

Mr.Beast is really trying to show the world he has some black friend's...failing for the most part. Most recently he used poor Kai Cinat, whoever that is.

Hooters NEEDs our help! And we have some ideas how we can bring it back.

Danny Trejo goes off because of a water balloon.

We watched Episode 6 of The Acolyte...a silly show.

STEVE is right ... and Kaleb celebrates a victory over the EVIL HOA!

All in all ... a pretty funny ep.

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This week ... everything that's well past old at this point.

1. HAWK TUAH GIRL! What is left to know about this viral sensation?! OUR THOUGHTS! They aren't deep...but...we do love Hailey.
2. The ACOTLYTE EPISDOE 5! What...what's this shows deal? Well...we'll explain it! AND all that Star Wars is really, a guy in a helmet with a voice changer and also, we love the lightsaber haircut!
3. We give a shoutout to, possibly, the greatest X personality there is - @Kirawontmiss.
4. Mr.X and Kaleb watched the debate. What was funny about it, that happened, that YOU missed!
5. We read a viral article about some evil people who used children as slaves...not really funny...per se...but we try to make it funny, at the end we realize that this WAS NOT funny - but! Kaleb (a black man) picked the article. So, we HAD to! Think about that.
6. After we realize what a downer this article is to end on ... we decide to end on a Kaleb's Krazy Korner.

All in all ........... ITS A PRETTY FUNNY EP!!

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It's hot! And we start off with some of Kaleb's boring weather talk and an endorsement for the Varnado fan! Remember Tek and Tak? I don't know if their names are spelled like that, but they were two spokespersons for some cell phone company. Anyways, we continue the fan talk with Andy's filthy Star Wars fan.

THEN ... The Acolyte, we review episodes 1 - 4 of the Acolyte. We give a breakdown of each episode and some thoughts and some insights and some ideas...for the Acolyte...An ultimately silly show. This goes on for a VERY long time.

We then proceed to judge mentally disabled people harshly.

Mr.X joined the YMCA and had an OK Father's Day.

Summer is here.

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We discuss the Acolyte - some of the media controversies and some of our GREAT ideas!

We don't get mukbang OR the evil G7 summit.

Mr.X went to a wedding ... again. The bride had huge knockers and they were well on display - God bless her. Also, Van was rude.

We go over some secretly racist turns-of-phrase. This gives us some GREAT ideas ... again. We are full of great ideas.

We finish with a great childhood memory recovered ... Mr.X tracing an image of Morrigan from Dark Stalkers off the T.V. then drawing her in nude.

It's a pretty funny episode!

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THIS episode...brought to you by WINDOWS! Thanks a lot WINDOWS! Anyways...101 Dogs is what they call one-hundred and one dalmatians. What makes our show good? Mr.X! As decried by Mr.X. Shout out to RENA FRIEDMAN WATTS rather she wants it or not. And! A shout out to Marv on our favorite POD "Pods Like Us". Kaleb's leak IS NOT fixed still - and we do a Nate's Roleplay about that. In celebration of pride...Mr.X IS NOW GAY! He lets us know how marching in PRIDE brought about this realization. We, loosely, talk about Godzilla Minus One. With that, Kaleb would eat nachos every day - he chooses the gross sports arena nachos melted cheese. Also, remember King of the Monsters? A cool game! Alex Jones drops by...they're taking away his ranch. He only has one idea on how to save it...Ranch Dressing. Trump did a tik-tok, he met with Bruce Wayne and he kind of hassled Dana White of UFC fame. Joe Biden stops by to discuss a number of things, mainly pooping his pants. We don't buy it and running amuck in France. Alex Baldwin is getting a reality show so...shooting someone didn't slow him down. We talk our favorite thing in the world - Taco Bell and then we talk weddings. A bunch of meandering talk for some reason and right before we quit, we need to figure out a few things about...the...titular...101 dogs. It's a good ep!

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We have nothing planned.

Our first news story is a 'real life Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' when a Russian cleaning lady is encased in a vat of hot caramel - killing her! This leads us to talk about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory once again. Mr.X talks about Big Red Soda briefly - he loves it! Conversely ... he hates British people. In the Great Gatsby Daisy Buchanen is at fault for all the problems in the book!

THEN we talk about Assassins Creed: Shadows for a LONG TIME. After that...we get political for some reason, probably because we have nothing planned. WE also have a conspiracy theory about WHY Trump ACTUALLY was prosecuted in NY. Also, Kaleb briefly tries to explain the Palestine protest stuff. Finally, Mr.X offers some great advice on PRIDE once again and how to weaponize it like our judicial system was weaponized against Trump! It's good advice. Give it a listen.

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We start off with some top tier opening banter and then go into some extremely boring 'Aroura borealis talk'. Then we go into some even more boring Anime talk. We do a close analysis of our good ol' pal and best fan Steve - where we basically trash him. We try to figure out tik tok...we don't really get it, we try to figure out Thomas Sowell...we don't get that either. We talk about the Bear vs. Man tik tok thing...whatever that is, which we do not get either. We're pretty out of touch. We do know however, women are wrong. Bears are scary. We talk about AI yet again, sort of, which leads to an excellent Hi Ku. We do a lot of news talk, including Kamela Harris' "Extraordinary Gentlemen Dinners". This leads to an extremely...inflammatory section. Mark Wahlberg has a Mexican restaurant. Don't care for that either.

URKLE GOT MARRIED! He was Urkel, he was Sonic and he is finally seen as ...... black.

We started with anime and we finish with anime...it's not a great episode...Mr.X was sick.

But WHAT ELSE ARE U GONNA LISTEN TO?! NOTHING! So, check it out. It's funnier that most podcasts.

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The Oregon Trail - Kaleb hasn't played it! We talk about that for a long time ... just like Star Wars. It's pretty incredible in retrospect.

At the end we give a shout out to many people who we follow and who follow us. Did you make the cut? Give us a listen to find out! Also, @masterdan and @supersisi did!

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We start off with some excellent "witty banter" that's ruined by Christian posting an article. It's about Spain's Far Left ... politician Luis Barrio. We talk about batman, vampires and Andrew Tate's stance on straight sex - it's gay! Also, we shout out Steve. Anyways, the politician is a fan of 'scat'. It's gross. It's a weird fetish and we don't mean to kink-shame but it's weird.

We then do some awesome dehumidifier chat!

We talk some NEWS - Biden sues Sheetz, Trump is being sued, ALSO!, Trump knows where you can get a gun. Harvey Weinstein is out and on the loose. Also, we talk about the BIG 3 of mens rights that stopped the MeToo movement.

Mr.X's 40th sucks...and he went to Disneyland. We have some great WOKE ideas for Disney - including making C3P0 gay! Also, Star Wars Outlaws.

Mr.X watched Dune 2...it's aiite. We talk about Kafka's 'Metamorphosis' ... for some reason. And Mr.X and Vanessa have a great 10 year anniversary.

Mr.X goes off on a rant about diffusing problems and how he doesn't want to be nice to people when he's not at his job.

ALL IN ALL - we are disappointed about this episode but on revisit...it's pretty funny!

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Mr.X ... well, for the sake of the podcast ... doses himself. To varying results.

This is it ... we have some amazing 420 warm up banter. Mr.X announces his dosing of himself. From there on out it gets a little hazy. However, it's all 420 appropriate.

Mr.X talks about his new job location. He talks about Persian people and Iraqis which leads to a brief talk about the film The 300.

We talk about a certain famous person born on 4/20.

We talk about how Biden betrayed people in prison for minor marijuana stuff and his visits to Sheetz.

We talk about Sheetz. We talk about movies - mainly Dune 2 and Sci-Fi stuff (Star Wars, Interstellar, etc.) - perfect stoner flicks.

We talk about wings and fast-food - perfect stoner food.

Then we do some Dune 2 related Tacoma talk.

All in all ... it's a great stoner special, 420 extravaganza!!!

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It's a star-studded show, somehow. We miss Nate. Kaleb has nothing going on. Mr.X loves his kids cartoons. Oh, and it's Mr.X's 10 year anniversary with his wife. He will go to Disneyland with his wife and her traveling companion, Liz. The renaissance fair is in town. Noone likes the renaissance fair. This leads into Mr.X once again remembering his friend's Tony's wedding and how a 'ren fair' weirdo ruining Jame's best man speech. Doesn't make sense? It won't.

Mr.X got eclipse sickness...that's the only thing that can explain it. We then do some eclipse talk. Eclipses suck...

The Cyber Truck is having a lot of problems. The biggest problem it's got some ugly ass stainless steel look. Plus, a lot of big problems. Elon Musk stops by to try to explain away all the issues. He's weird.

Trump visits Chik-Fil-A ... a lot of people are looking at it as an endearing moment - the Macky Rat crew thinks the opposite. Our pally Joe J. Biden stops by to talk about it and some other stuff...he's off the wall as usual and we love him.

OJ Simpson...is...DEAD! We reminisce on it a little and in retrospect ... he was alright. Also, he wore a wet suit to perpetrate the murder.

Finally - Stallone is in some hot water with calling some old extra a 'fat tub of lard'. We try to get him to apologize, and he does, sort of.

We have some wrap up stuff too! Check it out!

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What was supposed to be a 30 minute recap and review of THE INSURRECTION by Rene Perez turned into an hour and forty-five minute show. We talk the movie while breaking down out input, advice and review of scenes and the entire movie. We spend some time at the end reading others IMDB reviews and give our own special insights into film production. A funny episode? Maybe...Solid - for sure, as voted by Kaleb!

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Also, forget the movie Wolf of Wall Street. It's a cheesy, boring movie.

Shout out to Internet Beer Users - they had the better pod. We can admit that.

Shout out to Kaleb. For, without him, there would be NO The Macky Rat Podcast.

Happy EASTER! 2024!!!

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It's Episode 90 of our famous and hilarious comedy podcast.

This week we start off with our NEW fan of the week - it's Nerd in Charge! She rocks. Nothing is going on in Kaleb's life ... as usual. We go on to talk about Singapore and how it's crazy. After that ... it's a lot of movie talk. We talk Lethal Weapon 4, Big Trouble in Little China, we talk movie sequels, Beetlejuice 2, Happy Gilmore 2, we talk Madam Sandler (yet again). It's just a lot of movie talk...it's fun. Mr.X goes off on a tirade against the government. He then goes off on a tirade against the FTC and their ATTACK on McDonalds that he sees the reasoning behind.

The happiest countries in the world report is out. Mr.X disagrees. He highly disagrees - for a lonnnggg time. Oh well.

Finally, Mr.X has a highly inappropriate 'practical joke', and we learn some great NEWS! We BEAT THE IBL PODCAST! It really feels good and makes our night.

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Mr.X starts about how he is feuding with the entire podcast world after his banning from a Podcast Collective. We have a Weather Report with Kaleb ... a good time. We are going to be on a podcast as guests as foremost experts in horror cinema. Bernie Sanders joins the podcast - finally to discuss his new act to make a 32-hour work week. We have a Nate's update ... sort of. Mostly because Mr.X wants to visit him in Idaho cause it's an affordable vacation. Which leads us to a very long review of a article about what not to do in people's homes. Which Mr.X vows to do within Nate's home. It's an etiquette heavy episode. We also help people better understand African Americans in the workplace, if you're white. We close with what WE think 'Crazy Bread' should be - CRAZY! All this and more...this...exciting...episode...of Dragon Ball Z aka The Macky Rat Podcast.

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We start off with a heartfelt tribute to International Women's Day and Akira Toriyama that slowly divulges into a disrespectful diatribe. But let it be known...we love both women and Toriyama with all our hearts.

We then get into the bulk of us being travel influencers and talk about Mr.X's trip to Hong Kong which was mildly cool and mostly highly annoying. Ever want to go to Hong Kong or anywhere overseas? Don't! Instead - listen to our comedy podcast about the places so you don't have to go but can pretend like you did.

AS PER THE USUAL! Follow us on twitter, subscribe, share and listen every week to a new episode Tuesday's at 420AM!

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We explain an off handed comment Mr.X made on twitter - about his 'filthy rag'.

We have a precursor to Steve's bachelor party ... which at this point has happened - and WILL be a funny episode. Bachelor parties suck and the most famous bachelor party sucked, BADLY - the movie 'the hangover'.

Then we get into the top AI stuff - Gemini sucks but their image generator rocks. AI ruined journalism but it was already ruined - so that doesn't matter. Then we go through some AI generate articles, which are boring and crappy - but stories were already that so it doesn't matter.

Finally ... Mr.X complains about his dumb job.

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X-MEN 97' IS ALL THE RAGE NOW!

We talk comic books, and the original X-MEN show from the 90's, remembering the memes, the moments and how the show, though extremely cheap, was pretty dang good. Then we talk this upcoming X-MEN 97' and how Morph is non-binary, thank God! We also talk Blade and some general comic stuff. Also, Aeon Flux rules.

Also, Mr.X talks about his Valentines Day and search for new work. We then look at our show from a couple's perspective.

Finally - if there is anyone out there...PLEASE let us know on Twitter @MACKYRATHOUSE!

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This episode is ... a lot of Football talk. Superbowl time is now. We start off with some great ideas to replace 'The Chief's' name. The Superbowl will be on Nickelodeon this year. We discover something very interesting on that. We talk about everyone who is over 6 feet tall thinks they could have been a professional athlete. We discuss not before Mr.X goes off on a crazy tangent about the far left and far right. Tall people are off putting. The FH House mystery has been solved - and the answer is silly. Mr.X saw a dog die on the freeway, and it upset him. Chinese people are crazy but are our last defense against AI. In Korea people are eating tooth pics and they have a perfect work around for racism. It's pretty brilliant. Mr.X does his stand-up routine he's brewing for his next trip to Idaho. We also discuss the Taylor Swift AI deepfakes controversy. We don't support it. Also, it's not sexy at all. It would be tolerable if it was a promo for the Superbowl. Mr.X has an Instacart riff but it's not funny. Nate built a computer and sent it to Mr.X. Nate also built a computer for a guy from Afghanistan. the rest is ... what can be only described as an unhinged rant on how the black community has been decimated by DEI.

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All in all...pretty good ep!

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We start the episode off with what are show is all about. Our pod promises and our 'X' name - @MACKYRATHOUSE. For our Pod Promises - we don't get any right. Nate's been re-listening to all the episodes ... and throws a great fact in our face. Former President Bill Clinton drops by to clarify some things. We also do some recapping on our old pal Jeffrey Epstein. Mr. X doesn't care for Armenians always talking about the 'Armenian Genocide' but loves his friend Tigran. Then Mr.X really goes off on a number of conspiracies - from the Khazars to the CERN world ending black hole. We talk about the Jewish Tunnels in New York. We get some great Nate's Updates and how Erin hasn't talked to Nate in a week. From this, we discover that Nate would be the best boss ever - and we do a Nate's Roleplay about it. Being honest disarms people and people love celebrities - hence Shia LeBoeuf becoming a priest. We do some wholesome talk about Mr.X's son also. This leads Mr.X to come to the conclusion we needs to wear a 'scouter' to work.

Lastly ...

Sadly ...

Fruit Stripe gum is discontinued.

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We start off with some ... Trucker Talk after learning that we are SADLY not the #1 podcast for truckers. Also, after we talk about the movie Cool World and after we talk about Encino Man, two silly movies. Mr. X takes some time to trash blue collar workers. We do some parenting talk too and learn that NATE foolishly discourages his son from listening to Mr.X's racist rant. Nate's son wanting to be an influencer leads us into our important Epstein talk ... and it's ALL EPSTIEN, ALL THE TIME. We talk the good the bad and the funny with a special call from Bill Clinton to fill us in on some top secret, idk, stuff. We keep on the sex talk with Mr.X talking about how his clients often show him porn and his agreeable nature is getting him stuck in situations he can't get out of. We get into the Aaron Rodgers X Jimmy Kimmel beef and somehow find ourselves on Aaron Rodgers team. AND staying on the sex talk even more Nate is wanted by a 25-year-old, smoking body, co-worker named Erin. NICE! Mr.X brings Indiana Jones with his own movie idea for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny he forgot to tell last week. Also, Steve isn't like Spider-Man and Nate may be smarter than us all...

LISTEN! LAUGH AND SUBSCRIBER!

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We talk about New Years. We talk about our resolutions. Some Christmas talk and we talk about Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny loosely and some new laws in California.

Just listen - Nates back.

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We don't want to spoil the surprises. Just listen to the show. Mr.X rates it as 'a funny one'.

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73 Episodes in and we still haven't mastered the art of the intro. But, we won't give up. Black Friday is about T.V.'s ... and their lives revolve around streaming services - truly terrifying. Mr. X went to Capital Grill and Kaleb did nothing for Thanksgiving. We have a Saga of Steve update ... Bachelor party related. Chinese people go to the hospital for everything, and Mr. X helped out on his church. India is back on top with a failed festival celebrating the Sun and we come to realize that most celebrations in India involve poisoning themselves in polluted water. We've also compared that the difference between the U.S. and India is India cares about their people. Alex Jones has a video games. Mr. X gives a light and non-spoiler free review of The Killer. Mr. X talks about how his mom and him always have at least one funny conversation on the holidays. We do a bad impression of Trump and we just agree with an article about movies that people love that aren't good...not a great discussion but the list DOES ROCK! LASTLY - Nate WILL come back one day.

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We talk about how we were recently interviewed on a show called PODS LIKE US. It's one week till our Halloween extravaganza! Target sells adult toys. Mr.X has a crazy and horny idea for Jim Carey's 'The Mask'. This leads into a bunch of complaints about Jim Carey, InLiving Color and Ace Ventura...and probably more. We talk about Macklemore as he is in the media again due to antisemitic statement he made that we didn't research. We talk about the Illuminati. We talk about New York Movies. We talk about Pirates in San Francisco. We recommend that you don't go into caves. We talk about this amazing meme from the 90s - the idiot American. Speaking of idiot Americans - we talk about a sinister government trick known as 'snitch tickets'. Joe Biden talks about the nuclear football. We talk about Lean Cuisine T.V. Dinners. Van ruins the podcast. Mr.X hates a guy named Barry and he seems woefully tired. Mr.X VOWS to find a new host - one who is HOT.

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A long meandering intro from Mr.X...but none the less - funny! We think of a way to get people's attention. Then we talk about Columbus day! We unpack A LOT about that. Sylvester Stallone drops by as he is our Italian American specialist. He talks about Expend4bles and R0cky and R0ckT4lk THE original l33t talk. When you think of Columbus Day you can't also help about ... COLOMBO! We love Colombo - we talk about that for a while and Kaleb is working on a special project having to do with Colombo - somehow...and some other shows too. Joe Biden stops by for what we thought would be a longer segment. He talks about his Dog and Dog Land. Then we finally get to A.I. and a great man Jaswant Singh Chail! A story that MUST BE HEARD! It has it all - the Phantom Menace, Indian people an assassination plot on the Queen, the terrors of A.I., a homemade mask ... all this and more! We also discuss Nate's "brilliant" prank calls. Which makes him a jerk ... but then, we also tell a story that makes him seem like the greatest. Kid Rock also drops by and we have a segment of "Van's Lies".

Happy Columbus DAY!

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We start off talking about TGIF, Tim Allen and Tool time... Mr. X reminisces about some past acquaintances. Then we talk about Terrence - for a long time. It's Nate's black friend. We ask tons of questions about 'T' and we really try to get to the bottom of Nate giving a computer away. It seems boring and maybe it is. Mr. X talks about how he killed Steve in a dream. Elon Musk won't fight Mark Zukerberg, thank God. Mr. X goes off on a tangent against migrants yet again. He then callously talks about a cartel murder that happened recently. We also talk about another horribly calloused individual Kristen Hailey who stepped over a dying Pakistani to mountain K2 for some stupid record. Mr. X helped a guy named Hassan get a gun. Nate's been doing handyman work and we talk about another insane handyman who moves into your house to get rid of squatters. Nate can't think of anything that annoys him about his wife. Probably because he's way too tired. Kaleb's HOA fight has moved to a stalemate. And then we talk about the upcoming Boise trip some more. We talk about Come to My Town, or whatever it's called. Nate goes to bed early and we talk magic for a little. Magic sucks. The magic castle has its moments, and we talk about some NBC morning magician.

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We cover for Lizzo. As all the controversy surrounding her serves to humanize her.

We hate robots.

We talk about The Lord of the Rings yet again.

We talk about a number of other very pointless things. BUT in a very funny way!

Enjoy another, unfortunately, Nate-less episode.

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And... We break a new RECORD! You'll love this one...

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WE ARE BACK! And Nate is not back...sadly. We miss him. He'll return - one day. We love Arby's. Sylvester Stallone also enjoy Arby's. Mr. X hates the movie "Out Cold" and rightfully so, its unbearably generic but loves the movie Birddemic. Hyde was convicted of rape and the Good Doctor is a twisted show. We talk about how the Terminator is kind of an autistic superhero. You be the judge. After these two mildly funny bits we talk a long time about THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE. We talk about Velma for a minute then we talk about the illuminati twin towers. Mr. X's wife can't figure out CAPTCHA. It was Natty Donut Day and we talk about the donut horoscope. Mr. X reminisces on big tits Natalie - she rocked ... also he had a dream about another hot girl. But, it doesn't matter because he's married and that ruins everything. We talk about how thing used to be better when we were young when it came to love and how now it means nothing. Kaleb watched a horror movie and spoils nothing about it. It sounds like 2 thubs down ... and we look at some two thumbs down movies from Siskel and Ebert. ANYWAYS, all in all it was a pretty good ep.

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All in all...pretty funny.

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Mr. X comes clean with a lie he told and a promise he broke. He's sorry. We're sorry to our fans.

Nate actually brings something to the table... the CHRIS ROCK controversy. Everything comes to full closure. We spent a year talking about this off and on and here we are, the big finale. I'd say it's pretty funny. We also analyze why it wasn't funny and how to make it better.

We then talk about black people in general, breaking pretty much every rule of 'White Fragility' and we talk about how white people are to blame for black people not being dangerous anymore. But dangerous in a cool way. And it's all DBZ's fault. White people suck and they ruin everything. Then we all trash white people. Somewhere in there we talk about AI art. Nate also claims he swears the most but he doesn't cause he's insane. Mr. X rubs Nate depression in his face and trashes all the other husbands he's slowly overcome throwing in his wife's face.

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Nate knows everything about Kaleb.

The secret to a happy marriage is spending time a part. Mr. X's mom is crazy, but he loves her, and he loves to get into routine arguments with her. Mr. X goes off on a boring tangent about microwaves and Nate admits he loves corn on the cob which is good. Bob's Big Boy is good and a real restaurant. Sly drops by again to talk about Creed III. We don't like Paul Rudd. We talk about Scary Perry Caravello for a little and the Big 3 Fandom - which is a good podcast but a bad fan base. Nate should get into wearing "Big Dog" dad shirts.

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We forgot to upload the episode for New Year's Eve. So, here it is!

Celebrate the lamest holiday all over again with your pals at the Macky Rat Podcast.

This episode we talk about mermaids ... We love Tom Green - we don't love new Tom Green. Mr. X may or may not have met Lucky Liu. Chinese New Years is also coming up! Oh boy! We introduce a new pod favorite character, Good English Speaking Taiwanese College Student. We bring back Nate's Questions. As usual, Nate and Kaleb have add nothing with their new year's resolutions. We reminisce on some high lights for the pod and do a 2022 media recap - as this pod deals with media, politics and our personal lives... and that goes on for a long time. We address celebrity deaths with a BIG TWIST at the end. Not an amazingly funny episode but it gets the job done. SO, f off.

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It's our Christmas Extravaganza.

We sing some horrible parody songs. We reminisce a little. At one point Mr.X goes on a pro-Rise Up tirade.

I'm too busy celebrating the holidays to type a good summary ... also... I forgot to upload our Xmas episode last night. So, please, give it a listen and Merry Christmas.

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