A Podcast of Smut and Dragons

NEWWW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:09:37 GMT

WE'RE BACK! We had a crazy year, but we are back in the groove!! Maggie brings the delightful, hilarious, and surprisingly topical novel A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher. Jillian did what simply had to be done, finally delving in the the raucous world of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman.

The girls spend some time workshopping their audiobook narrator impressions, make more jokes that make each other groan, and use extremely descriptive phrases like "soooo funny" more often than then would like to admit.

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Popped a Partial

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 17:42:53 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

Misophonia (Sorry!)

Better late than never! After a series of unfortunate events and technical difficulties, the besties and the baby are back! Jillian brings the delightfully self-aware Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon. Maggie brings a title that has ruined her for other books for the time being, The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig.

The girls moonlight as ASMR artists, have MORE technological issues, and workshop their mouthfeels until they are JUST right.

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Butter My Nut and Call Me Squash

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of suicide, murder, supernatural happenings, and witchcraft. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

The besties are back for Halloween (with a baby in tow) and ready to discuss some spooky smut! Maggie brings a delightful murder mystery, Voyage of the Damned by Frances White, while Jillian brings the very on-brand Hallowpeen by Holly Wilde.

They dive into issues like IT troubleshooting, prepping for Halloween with kids, and the baby boy adds his two cents (just like a man).

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Beach Read is a State of Mind

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 23:03:57 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of conversion therapy, heavy gore, child neglect, bugs (and vomiting them), supernatural horror, religious abuse, and death. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie brings a delightful beach read, Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez, while Jillian brings ALSO a beach read (of a different kind), Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle (a straight-up horror novel- BE WARNED).

The girlypops plan a children’s birthday party (seriously do ya’ll have ideas?), the beauty of a romance novel with no miscommunication trope, and another beloved author heals our religious trauma!

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In Need of an Emotional Epidural

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 13:08:10 GMT

SPOILER WARNING OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE SONG OF ACHILLES BY MADELINE MILLER

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of murder, war, and other violent imagery. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie and Jillian commiserate about their experience reading The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. They cried because those boys were so sweet, they cried because that war was so brutal, and they cried in the face of the unending march toward a fate that our hero's could not avoid. The pain of being doomed by the narrative is truly like no other. And to think Maggie finished this book ON A CROSS COUNTRY FLIGHT. F.

We hope you enjoyed this book as much as we did but if you didn't DON'T TELL US WE ARE NOT YET IN THE EMOTIONAL SPACE FOR CRITICISM.

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Hard and Pebbled

Thu, 22 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of suicide and violent imagery. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie brings the true Romantasy with a BAD BITCH FMC, Ledge by Stacy McEwan, while Jillian brings the cozy storybook manga with girls just being girls, Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama.

The MILFs discuss their chill Mother’s Day, how you make the most fun of the things you really love, anime food is the most delicious, and once again the male parasite continues to make Maggie’s brain not work.

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Its Working For ME, I'll Tell You THAT

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 19:05:42 GMT

Maggie brings an ENTRY LEVEL monster romance Loch and Key by Lana Ferguson, while Jillian brings NOT entry level monster romance (yes his dick is weird, get into it), Lessons with the Mothman by Katherine Moon

The girls are back at the ironing board discussing their family trees full of obnoxious laughs, Maggie does a scottish accent and a sexy boy voice to read her book quotes, they discuss what makes picke-ball pickle-y, and they appreciate women in STEM (Katy Perry DOESNT COUNT).

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Call Me Channing Tatum

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of sexual assault and non-consent (from a red-flag book don’t worry). Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie brings the cozy Sci-fi series that you can shove right up your—A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers, while Jillian brings the Brandon Sanderson book she was super *mysterious* about, Yumi and the Nightmare Painter.

The girlypops come back to the craft room to discuss how awkward workplace relationships are, Maggie figures out she MIGHT be a communist, how they identify heavily with Trixie and Katya, and a small and no-big-deal announcement is made.

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Santa'S Pissed About Booktok

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 01:42:41 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of dominant role play, childhood trauma, violence, graphic sex, and mentions of cannibalism. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie thinks she’s rocking everyone’s socks off with a MMFM-Fae-Scrooge-retelling, A Hunt So Wild and Cruel by Rebecca F. Kenney, until Jillian brings in the sentient-object romance, Sentient Claus by Holly Wilde.

The MILFs discuss the Kiechlin family group chat (Maggie is an honorary member), Jill barely has a voice, and we get bonus book recs as we celebrate the holiday of givers and receivers…

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A Hill I'll Kill You On

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:00:48 GMT

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Discussion of dubious consent, non-consent, dark romance, monster romance, and other similar topics.

Q&A episode! The girlies try their hand at a more free-form episode and go a little wild. They discuss their thanksgiving menus, how they met and fell in love, and how any trope can be valid if you try hard and believe in yourself (except you, cheating trope. you know what you did.)

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I'm Sick of 19 Year Olds (Bull Moon Rising Review)

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of alcoholism, monster sex, knotting, and slight dubious consent. Please check the content warnings on this book before reading it so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Jillian and Maggie review the brand new minotaur romance that’s surprisingly high fantasy: Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon (author of the Ice Planet Barbarians series).

The girlypops speak the Queen’s English (not the King’s), reminisce about college apartment living, discuss the morality of archaeology??? and how there needs to be more FMC’s with back pain.

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THAT'S A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE HORSE

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 04:00:47 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of stalking, motor vehicle accident, murder, brief mention of suicide, and dubious consent. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Maggie recommends the sweet, autumn, mood read, Hex Appeal by Kate Johnson. While Jillian fully spoils the dark, masked man/monster, MMFM halloween novella, Ours for Halloween by Violet Taylor.

The girlies discuss which "hear me out" cake entries are valid and which aren't, Jillian points out that Maggie has a capital "T" Type, and Jillian gives a little bonus rec for Hallopeen by Holly Wilde.

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Why is the Pizza Guy Here?

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 04:00:02 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

This episode discusses topics of stalking, murder, dubious consent, a monster haunting a girl’s mind, blood play, knife play, and a poly romance. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Jillian recommends the steamy MMFM billionaire romance, Perfect Fit by Sadie Kincaid, while Maggie brings the dark-fantasy Nightmare, One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig.

Jillian crochets (creates magic in front of our eyes), Maggie shares a sex dream where she doesn’t have sex, and Jillian gets more trauma healed through smut.

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Are You Scared or Horny? Only Time Will Tell!

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 04:00:09 GMT

CONTENT WARNING:

In this episode we discuss dark stalker romance, dubious consent, knife play, blood, dead bodies, violence, and being stranded in deepspace. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss.

Happy Spooky Season!

Jillian brings the dark, creepy, and YUMMY Lights Out by Navessa Allen, while Maggie brings the dark, creepy, VERY SCARY OH MY GOD Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes.

The girlies talk about Love and Deepspace (a very good, if very convoluted, dating sim Jillian is obsessed with), Maggie tells everyone how she fisted a chicken, and Jillian's boner got fixed REAL quick.

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Hey All You Omegas Out There! (Awoooo)

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 04:00:06 GMT

Jillian brings the primal yet sweet Howl for the Gargoyle by Kathryn Moon, while Maggie brings the cozy yet spooky Ladybirds by R. Raeta.

The girlies talk about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s super close friendship (which could mean nothing), Maggie sings “Roslyn” from the Twilight soundtrack, and if any hot sexy ghosts wanna contact us, do it in a non-alarming way.

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If You're Going to Kill Someone, Make it Cute

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 04:31:44 GMT

Content Warning:

SPOILERS, murder, serial killers, gross food, dead bodies art

Today the girlies are discussing Leather and Lark by Brynne Weaver. FULL SPOILERS (you have been warned)

Maggie misunderstands Chappel Roan, Jillian wants Downton Abbey to stop bleeding Dame Maggie Smith dry. When they are actually on topic, the MILFs discuss all things hot Irish serial killers, how they actually COULD do with the bonus chapter, and lament about having to listen to bad improvised singing.

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Was It Good? No. But Was It GOOD? Yes.

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:20:18 GMT

Content Warning:

Kidnapping, age-gap romance, murder, serial killers, knife play, drugging, syringes, dead bodies, alcohol use during episode

Maggie brings the toxic reverse harem Peter Pan retelling, The Never King by Nikki St. Crowe, and Jillian rounds out Season 3 Part 1 with serial killer romance, Marrow by Trisha Wolfe and Brynne Weaver.

Maggie gets a little too in her cups, Jillian gets a win from Popeyes, and the MILFs discuss alien dongs (we could take it), how getting chased would ACTUALLY go, and what they will do with their summer break :).

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ITS THE 80S

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 04:00:04 GMT

Jillian brings the short and very sweet demon romance SET IN THE 80S, Maneater by Emily Antoinette, while Maggie brings an author with that DOG in 'em, The Nanny by Lana Ferguson.

The girlies express strong opinions on classic literature (again), let you know all about how fathers make us feel, and THE 80S.

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Witerwy Pwincess

Thu, 23 May 2024 04:00:02 GMT

Jillian brings the fun and flirty monster reverse harem, Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon, while Maggie brings the sexy and pining second-chance romance, Full Moon Over Freedom by Angelina M. Lopez.

The girlies discuss autistic humor, the masterpiece of Dropout TV, classic literature (and how it's bad), and Maggie identifies a key pet name that will bring her right out of a spicy book.

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MILFs, Minotaurs, and Murder (feat. Summer England!)

Thu, 09 May 2024 17:46:53 GMT

Welcome to the Mother's Day Episode! And happy mother's day to all you fellow Moms out there!

Maggie brings the very cozy(?), fairytale murder-mystery, Death of a Fairy Tale by Emily Fluke. Summer brings the sickeningly sweet but hot hot HOT, Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett. And, last but not least, Jillian brings the double-d*cked yet surprisingly emotional, Hoarded by the Dragon by Lillian Lark.

The girlies talk about Princess bride for probably too long, discuss what is and what maybe ISN'T a cozy fantasy, and the logistics of today's dragon's multiple peens. We apologize in advance for Jillian's coughing fits, allergies are taking us out this year.

Check out Summer's new book club on the Fable app: The Cozy Chaos Book Club!

And check out her socials @summerengland on all platforms

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Brace for British

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 04:00:56 GMT

Maggie brings the very British, age-gap romance, Unfurl, by Elodie Hart while Jillian brings the sensational, fantastical, only cis-man we've recommended because his writing's perfect, Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson.

The girlies get into A LOT of Bridgerton discussions, how you can pinpoint a person from England, autistic active listening, and there’s a little bit of thunderstorm ambience.

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Our Diva Cup Queen (Not Sponsored) feat. Daniel Alexander!

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 04:46:42 GMT

Special guest, Daniel Alexander, joins the girlies and brings five star read (in a bad way) Zodiac Academy by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti . Maggie recommends the romantasy The Heartless Hunter by Kristen Ciccarelli. And then Jillian brings a book that is objectively good (for once) Uprooted by Naomi Novik .

The trio talks about our lord and savior Brandon Sanderson for like 20 minutes, remind you that books don't need to be good for you to love them, and have a very good business idea for Diva Cup (we want a cut if you go through with it)!

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Misery Wants Company (to Maggie's Chagrin)

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 04:00:10 GMT

Maggie reviews the Omegaverse-coded, Bride by Ali Hazelwood, while Jillian brings the cozy monster sapphic romance, Romancing the Gorgon, by Tallie Rose

The girlies discuss the original short king, the Gilear plushie has some unfortunate words, Jillian pisses Maggie off with a bunch of bad puns, and Maggie gets an ovipositing lesson.

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Literary Edging (feat. Meg's Tea Room!)

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:00:02 GMT

Special guest, Meg's Tea Room, joins the girlies and brings the cozy, found family gem The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches by Sangu Mandanna. Jillian recommends (with a caveat) Hollen the Soulless by Denali Day. And then Maggie brings fae bachelor romantasy, Frost C.N. Crawford.

The trio talks about how they are listening and learning, discuss the importance of smut to the narrative, and get very excited about Meg's new ventures into cozy book publishing!

Go show Meg some love @megstearoom on all platforms!

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Fun, Flawed, F***ed, Fantastic (HOFAS Review)

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 05:00:20 GMT

*FULL SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF FLAME AND SHADOW, THE ACOTAR SERIES AND THRONE OF GLASS SERIES*

Content warning: torture, trauma, war, murder, limb amputation

Emily Stern joins Maggie to review House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J Maas. The girlies talk about which characters they relate to most, go on not one but TWO Nesta rants (we will forever stan), the surge of the Twilight fandom, predict the next possible Crescent City book, and heavily debate whether Cassian is a comb boy or a brush boy.

Buckle up for almost 2 hours, we have some THOUGHTS.

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There is Something Fundamentally Wrong with Me

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:03:42 GMT

Content Warning: Violence, Murder

The girlies discuss Butcher and Blackbird by Brynne Weaver! SPOILERS AHEAD!

They discuss their new Tony the Tiger x Lucky Charms Leprechaun fanfiction, genital piercings, and how their husbands could stand to be a LITTLE more Irish.

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Sorry Audible (Please Sponsor Us)

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 05:00:55 GMT

Content Warning: kidnapping, non-consent

The girlies wrap up 2023 with their best reads. They discuss events that happened this year, Gilmore Girls (spoilers), and the spiciest pepper that ever did pepper.

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The Nutcracker Retelling Redemption

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 05:22:14 GMT

Special guest, Taylor Kiechlin, joins the girlies and brings the sweet and spicy A Second Chance Road Trip for Christmas By Jackie Lau, while Maggie recommends the cathartically redemptive A Court of Sugar and Spice by Rebecca F. Kenney, and then Jillian brings the delicious and funny Cookies N' Cream by Latrexa Nova, followed by a brief review of Satan by Layla Fae.

The girlies come in their Christmas uniforms, discuss how they are probably autistic, and urge you to go see a stage show this holiday season.

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All MILFs Around the Table (Ironing Board)

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 12:34:29 GMT

Content Warning: exhibitionism, violence, sword play, suicide, blood

Special guest, Summer England, joins the girlies and brings the titillating tantalizer: One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston, while Maggie recommends the surprisingly spicy but stress-induced: Immortal Longings by Chloe Gong, and then Jillian brings the hilariously cute: My Roommate is a Vampire by Jenna Levine.

The triple MILFs discuss a movie from deep within the recesses of the mind, read fan mail from a listener, and discover everyone is a Virgo except Maggie.

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I'll Die On Any Hill, Honestly (The SJM Special)

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 13:44:52 GMT

The MILFs discuss the SJM universe with special guest, Emily Stern. Buckle up, its a long one!

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Relax, I'm Just A Demon in Your House

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 05:00:19 GMT

Content Warning: home invasion, parent death, sleep paralysis, consensual non-consent

Jillian recommends the sexy and sacrilegious, Sing Me to Sleep by R.M. Virtues, while Maggie recommends the steamy Mummy retelling, Guarded Treasure by Mae Lovette.

The girlies discuss the embarrassment of getting rejected by a four-year-old, hot people in Pirates of the Caribbean (Kiera Knightly specifically), and Maggie gets A LOT of archaeology terms wrong. Listen closely for *tiny* newborn hiccups.

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Nana Conveniently Forgot the Smut

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 04:00:39 GMT

Maggie recommends the super cute and cozy House Witch by Dellehmhach, while Jillian brings back a classic and discusses her ride-or-die Duskwalker Brides series by Opal Reyne.

The MILFs discuss how they were first introduced to smut (lookin at you Karen and Barbara), how Baldur’s Gate has consumed their lives (plus that twinky vampire) and baby Ellie joins the podcast!

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Henry Cavill 100% Has An AO3 Account

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 04:00:25 GMT

Maggie recommends the adorable, yet personally soul-crushing, Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade, while Jillian brings a whole SERIES of beach reads, The Queen's Cove Series by Stephanie Archer.

The girlies discuss the concept of the Oppenheimer movie being problematic but acknowledge that Cillian Murphy is still fine as hell, Maggie realizes she didn't like a character because he reminded her of herself TOO much, and is once again Jillian is out of breath. Give her a break there is a whole a$$ child in her.

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Of Monsters and MILFs

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 01:18:23 GMT

*TRIGGER WARNING: discussions of rape 13:30-13:54

Maggie recommends the rage-induced Medusa retelling, Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes, while Jillian brings the contemporary MILF sapphic romance, Delilah Greene Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake.

Jillian returns from a beach vacation (Maggie suffered the whole time), the girlies compare book count for the year (Jillian is winning), and Maggie gets caught in stretchy string TWICE.

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Fist 👊. Pillow Princess 👑. Scissoring ✂️.

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 04:00:43 GMT

Jillian brings the surprisingly good, wholesomely dark romance Phantom by Greer Rivers, while Maggie brings the booktok rampant, high stakes, dragon-riding fantasy (that does still have shmex in it) Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros.

The girlies rename rock/paper/scissors, Jillian sounds out of breath a lot but SHE'S 8 MONTHS PREGNANT GIVE HER A BREAK, and Maggie has never been so happy to jump on a bandwagon.

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Jillian Can Do Hard Things

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 04:00:56 GMT

Maggie brings the steamy, trope-filled favorite King of Wrath by Ana Huang, while Jillian SHOCKS THE WORLD and brings the non-romance, high fantasy, BIG BOY Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon.

The girlies shout out a listener, Jillian's kids run around upstairs (sorry in advance), Maggie threatens her Tarzan fan fiction, and Andrew may have solved the sign-off problem.

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If They See Me with a Rake, They Might Think I'm a HOE

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 04:00:35 GMT

Jillian brings the ADORABLE and fluffy, Sweet Berries by C.M. Nascosta, while Maggie brings the giggly historical romance, To Wed a Wicked Earl by Olivia Parker.

The girlies talk about the origins of the term "rake" in Regency romances, they make an interesting discovery about one of their kinks, and Maggie takes a minute to get Jillian's lawn tools joke.

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I'll See You In June, B*tch

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 13:00:00 GMT

Maggie brings the whimsical and surprisingly romantic, Emily Wilder's Encyclopedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett, while Jillian reviews the sapphic (happy pride!), sexy, and FAR too short, The Fae Queen's Captive by Sierra Simone.

The girlies take a minute to get the audio sorted out (sorry about that in advance), Jillian floats the idea of doing the whole podcast in a sultry voice, and Maggie needs you to know that something is up with the dog.

Shout out to our old friends from college and their D&D Actual Play Podcast: Fire, Ice, and Rolling Dice!

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follow the link for apple podcasts or check it out on a podcatcher near you!

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New War, Just Dropped, OUT NOW ✌️

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 04:00:27 GMT

Content warning: whipping, violence, dark romance, dubious non-consent

Jillian brings the multi-tagged, steampunk, why-choose monster romance, Doves and Demons by Clio Evans, while Maggie reviews the traumatizing, slow-to-start but soon addictive Daughter of No Worlds by Carissa Broadbent.

The girlies talk about the controversial casting of Melissa Mccarthy as Ursula in The Little Mermaid (then put foot in mouth), how they have become very self-aware since starting a podcast, and Maggie only had to edit out 10-15 minutes of random word vomit this time.

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I Don't Know if She's Good at Begging, BUT I AM.

Thu, 18 May 2023 04:00:37 GMT

Maggie brings the borderline painful slow-burn, A Forbidden Fate by Kaven Hirning. Jillian brings the DEFINITELY painful slow-burn Bonded By Thorns by Elizabeth Helen.

The girlies discuss computer games from their childhood, creative spicy scenes, and cry about basically just being far to horny.

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This Low Key Healed my Religious Trauma

Thu, 04 May 2023 16:00:56 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING: brief mentions of suicide and sexual assault

Join Jillian and Maggie for another tandem read episode where they discuss the sexy and steamy Priest by Sierra Simone (spoilers for this book).

The girlies talk about their religious backgrounds, how pet names make their brain scramble, and a surprisingly philosophical talk about the role of God in sex and relationships.

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Not in Front of my Lube!

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 16:00:00 GMT

Maggie brings the Shakespeare-inspired (although NOT in iambic pentameter) Two Wrongs Make a Right by Chloe Liese. Jillian brings the silly, goofy, SPICY fantasy, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming.

The girlies discuss How To Train Your Dragon (one of the best movie franchises period, we will be taking no criticism on this), how we just have a thing for guys with glasses, and how some readers just need to learn how to have FUN.

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All That, I Could Forgive...

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 04:00:08 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING: non-consent, kidnapping, guns, stalking, suffering

The girlies tell all about the complete FLOPS they read recently. They get into what it means to go primal, how there is a fine line of boundaries with dark romances and how some Tik Tok aesthetic videos are LYING.

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Maggie Learns a Valuable Lesson on Knotting

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 04:01:04 GMT

Maggie brings adorably wholesome Tea Dragon Society by Kay O'Neill . Jillian brings the every much not wholesome (but still about dragons) The Witchslayer by Opal Reyne.

The girlies discuss their time as high school cheerleaders (for some reason), important explanations of monster peen, and the most adorable little dragon cuties you ever did see.

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Linda, This is a Vampire Book

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:00:56 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING: Decapitation, abusive relationship.

Maggie brings the NOT VERY COZY Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher. Jillian brings the moody and gothic Dowry of Blood by S. T. Gibson.

The girlies discuss the prime sugar cookie texture, how fanfiction is not a lesser art so don't even use it as an insult, and how there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH TROPES.

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If Villain Bad, Why Hot?

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 05:01:41 GMT

A Valentine's Day episode regretfully posted 2 days after the fact.

Jillian recommends the delightfully maddening: Escaping Wonderland by Tiffany Roberts, while Maggie brings the dark and sexy: Hooked by Emily McIntire.

The girlies make sure you are all aware that Lea Michelle can not read, talk a lot about Valentine's day even though that was 2 days ago, and discuss how they would let bad, bad men just absolutely rail them.

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Season 1 Finale-It Was Gay the WHOLE TIME

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 05:00:18 GMT

Welcome to our final book rec episode for Season 1!

Jillian recommends the super hot read: Praise by Sara Cate, while Maggie brings bestseller: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid.

The girlies reflect on their (interesting) year of 2022, discuss the annoying miscommunication trope, and whether they might be judging mainstream books too hard by their covers.

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2022 in Review: Death is Imminent

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 18:36:33 GMT

2022 round up!

Jillian and Maggie go over the sweetest, spiciest, and their most favoritest books of the year! We discuss the year of the Smut Slut (TM), Madeline Miller making literary art pieces, and once again, how the Locked Tomb series ruined our lives and caused us to never be the same again.

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I'm a Slut for a Panic Attack

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 20:30:56 GMT

Welcome to our Holiday episode with guest, Taylor Kiechlin!

Taylor recommends Window Shopping by Tessa Bailey, Maggie brings A Cat Cafe Christmas by Codi Gary to the table, while Jillian brings the house down with Beatings from Krampus by Latrexa Nova. The gang gets into topics like dirty talk (please be mean to me), what actually happens when you adopt a cat, and the AUDACITY of the main character going out past 10 p.m.

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The Mozart of Bones (Grip it and Rip it!)

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 05:00:29 GMT

Maggie reads Gideon the Ninth so now we get to talk alllllllll about it. Give a big, warm welcome to Jillian's husband, Andrew, who joins us on this episode today!

We discuss crazy foreshadowing, all of Gideon's A+ puns, and Andrew only forgets he's on a podcast and walks away from the microphone one time.

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This Book is Dedicated to My Cat, Fergus

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 05:00:32 GMT

Buy Jordan Olivia Howell's new book, Ramblings of a Kaleidoscope Heart, on Amazon now!

Jillian recommends the Manga series, Sweat and Soap, by Kintetsu Yamada. Maggie recommends A Plague of Giants (The Seven Kennings series) by Kevin Hearne. Discussions about 1-star reviewers' lives being ruined by books, ice rink elitists, and the dichotomy of authors' book dedications.

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There Was Gnome Getting Around That Joke

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 05:00:52 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving! Jillian and Maggie do a cozy tandem-read review of Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree. Obviously, MASSIVE SPOILERS for Legends and Lattes!

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Trigger Warning: Mommy Issues

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Maggie recommends the Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Jillian recommends *sigh* Radley's Home for Horny Monsters by Annabelle Hawthorne. Warning: bad Australian accents ahead, dustjacket drama, and how does Neil Gaiman read everyone else's books???

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My Annoying Qualities are Endearing

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This week, Maggie recommends The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston, while Jillian recommends Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir (The Locked Tomb Series). The MILFs also get into the origins of their friendship, the talent of audiobook narrators, and whether or not they're a "re-reader."

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I "Yes, and"-ed His Tentacles

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 04:00:00 GMT

Jillian recommends A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne. Maggie recommends The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern. Deep dive into indie author self-publishing and a vivid description of a monster's....pianist.

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Four Smut and None Dragons

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 04:00:00 GMT

**TRIGGER WARNING--Brief discussions of rape/sexual assault in timestamps 8:32-10:28**

Join Jillian and Maggie for their FIRST book recs episode where they discuss Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon and Daughter of the Drowned Empire by Frankie Diane Mallis.

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Sneak Peek-While we have you here, Sarah...

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 01:34:42 GMT

***SPOILERS FOR A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES AND CRESCENT CITY***

A special clip of Jillian and Maggie discussing (or ranting) about the mechanics of magic in Sarah J. Mass' universe. Enjoy.

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