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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p>Timestamps</p><p>00:00 - Introduction: Getting in the dark at Hobbiton and tour prep chaos</p><p>06:09 - Hobbiton vs. the Hobbits: Clearing up the Lord of the Rings lore</p><p>10:10 - Australia tour: Tickets, dates, and how to join the fun in Sydney, Melbourne, and more</p><p>15:01 - The UK tour highlights: dance routines, technical challenges, and character costumes</p><p>16:22 - Rehearsal stories: Spontaneous dance numbers, stage mishaps, and improvisation</p><p>19:08 - The chaos of stage blackouts and find-my-microphone moments</p><p>20:21 - Entertainment: Irish jigs, Miss Piggy costumes, and audience reactions</p><p>24:52 - Funny on-stage confessions and risqué moments, including Andrew’s comedy bits</p><p>26:20 - Travel tales from Japan and new adventures planned, including Disney and Pokémon</p><p>34:26 - Marathon journey: training snippets, race stories, unexpected injuries</p><p>40:10 - Theme parks: Queue horror stories, ride experiences, and comparisons across Japan and Florida</p><p>45:54 - The magic of Disney: Hidden details, park secrets, and fan dedication</p><p>50:00 - Final tour call-to-action: Tickets, gratitude, and upcoming shows</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Setup</p><p>03:00 Life on Tour and Experiences in Bristol</p><p>06:04 Humorous Anecdotes and Stories</p><p>09:03 Discussion on Murder and Crime in Bristol</p><p>12:03 Reflections on Life and Morality</p><p>15:02 Plans for Break and Future Guests</p><p>18:00 Literary References and Fun Conversations</p><p>18:17 Celebrating World Book Day</p><p>24:39 Memorable World Book Day Costumes</p><p>30:01 The Impact of Water Parks</p><p>36:59 Gratitude for Fans and Experiences</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Setup</p><p>03:00 Life on Tour and Experiences in Bristol</p><p>06:04 Humorous Anecdotes and Stories</p><p>09:03 Discussion on Murder and Crime in Bristol</p><p>12:03 Reflections on Life and Morality</p><p>15:02 Plans for Break and Future Guests</p><p>18:00 Literary References and Fun Conversations</p><p>18:17 Celebrating World Book Day</p><p>24:39 Memorable World Book Day Costumes</p><p>30:01 The Impact of Water Parks</p><p>36:59 Gratitude for Fans and Experiences</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode</p><p>00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos</p><p>02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters</p><p>04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting</p><p>05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour</p><p>07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps</p><p>12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong</p><p>14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories</p><p>18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises</p><p>22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions</p><p>26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments</p><p>30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos</p><p>35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences</p><p>37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode</p><p>00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos</p><p>02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters</p><p>04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting</p><p>05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour</p><p>07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps</p><p>12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong</p><p>14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories</p><p>18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises</p><p>22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions</p><p>26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments</p><p>30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos</p><p>35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences</p><p>37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>Timestamps:</strong></p><br><p>00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers</p><p>00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield</p><p>02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles</p><p>04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max</p><p>05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size</p><p>06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance</p><p>07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach</p><p>08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts</p><p>09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge</p><p>10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession</p><p>11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs</p><p>12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight</p><p>13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour</p><p>14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour</p><p>20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour</p><p>21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles</p><p>22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves</p><p>24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour</p><p>26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz</p><p>27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments</p><p>28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes</p><p>30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip</p><p>35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories</p><p>39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success</p><p>41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia</p><p>43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas</p><p>47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions</p><p>48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>Timestamps:</strong></p><br><p>00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers</p><p>00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield</p><p>02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles</p><p>04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max</p><p>05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size</p><p>06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance</p><p>07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach</p><p>08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts</p><p>09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge</p><p>10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession</p><p>11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs</p><p>12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight</p><p>13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour</p><p>14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour</p><p>20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour</p><p>21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles</p><p>22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves</p><p>24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour</p><p>26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz</p><p>27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments</p><p>28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes</p><p>30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip</p><p>35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories</p><p>39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success</p><p>41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia</p><p>43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas</p><p>47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions</p><p>48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days</title>
			<itunes:title>The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift</p><p>03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events</p><p>05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling</p><p>09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes</p><p>11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture</p><p>14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions</p><p>17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries</p><p>31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities</p><p>34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments</p><p>38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame</p><p>41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization</p><p>56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift</p><p>03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events</p><p>05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling</p><p>09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes</p><p>11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture</p><p>14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions</p><p>17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries</p><p>31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities</p><p>34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments</p><p>38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame</p><p>41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization</p><p>56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 09:28:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>05:02 The Traitors Experience</p><p>10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships</p><p>16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show</p><p>25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies</p><p>33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics</p><p>41:35 Privilege and Public Perception</p><p>48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>05:02 The Traitors Experience</p><p>10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships</p><p>16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show</p><p>25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies</p><p>33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics</p><p>41:35 Privilege and Public Perception</p><p>48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!!</title>
			<itunes:title>Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:13:44</itunes:duration>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story</p><p>09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters</p><p>13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment</p><p>15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion</p><p>16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr</p><p>18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom</p><p>20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance</p><p>22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out</p><p>24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment</p><p>25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity</p><p>27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out</p><p>36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers</p><p>37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins</p><p>38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings</p><p>42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows</p><p>44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee</p><p>49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings</p><p>50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy</p><p>51:04 Strange Film Experiences</p><p>51:34 The 4DX Experience</p><p>55:31 The Era of 3D Films</p><p>58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes</p><p>01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out</p><p>01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum</p><p>01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour</p><p>01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes</p><p>01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season</p><p>01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story</p><p>09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters</p><p>13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment</p><p>15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion</p><p>16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr</p><p>18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom</p><p>20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance</p><p>22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out</p><p>24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment</p><p>25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity</p><p>27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out</p><p>36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers</p><p>37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins</p><p>38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings</p><p>42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows</p><p>44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee</p><p>49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings</p><p>50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy</p><p>51:04 Strange Film Experiences</p><p>51:34 The 4DX Experience</p><p>55:31 The Era of 3D Films</p><p>58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes</p><p>01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out</p><p>01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum</p><p>01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour</p><p>01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes</p><p>01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season</p><p>01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!</title>
			<itunes:title>Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!</strong></p><br><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Swinging into Predictions</p><p>05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth</p><p>10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations</p><p>15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 2026</p><p>23:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships</p><p>26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes</p><p>27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary</p><p>41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions</p><p>47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions</p><p>48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality</p><p>52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation</p><p>55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events</p><p>56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations</p><p>01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics</p><p>01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!</strong></p><br><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Swinging into Predictions</p><p>05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth</p><p>10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations</p><p>15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 2026</p><p>23:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships</p><p>26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes</p><p>27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary</p><p>41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions</p><p>47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions</p><p>48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality</p><p>52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation</p><p>55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events</p><p>56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations</p><p>01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics</p><p>01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alexis Warr &amp; George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!</p><br><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction &amp; Holiday Spirit</p><p>02:57 Reflections on Performance &amp; Competition</p><p>05:59 Life on Tour: Funny Stories &amp; Behind the Scenes</p><p>08:59 Christmas Traditions &amp; Family Celebrations</p><p>11:55 My Favorite Christmas Movies &amp; Gifts</p><p>14:59 Disney Channel Nostalgia: Ranking the Shows</p><p>28:46 Childhood Favorites: Disney Moments</p><p>30:04 Ranking Iconic Disney Channel Shows</p><p>31:40 Most Memorable Disney Characters &amp; Relationships</p><p>33:45 How Disney Shaped My Childhood</p><p>37:30 Strictly Come Dancing Journey</p><p>39:52 Favorite Strictly Moments</p><p>45:54 Reflections on Growth &amp; Confidence</p><p>49:57 Final Thoughts &amp; Future Plans</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alexis Warr &amp; George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!</p><br><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction &amp; Holiday Spirit</p><p>02:57 Reflections on Performance &amp; Competition</p><p>05:59 Life on Tour: Funny Stories &amp; Behind the Scenes</p><p>08:59 Christmas Traditions &amp; Family Celebrations</p><p>11:55 My Favorite Christmas Movies &amp; Gifts</p><p>14:59 Disney Channel Nostalgia: Ranking the Shows</p><p>28:46 Childhood Favorites: Disney Moments</p><p>30:04 Ranking Iconic Disney Channel Shows</p><p>31:40 Most Memorable Disney Characters &amp; Relationships</p><p>33:45 How Disney Shaped My Childhood</p><p>37:30 Strictly Come Dancing Journey</p><p>39:52 Favorite Strictly Moments</p><p>45:54 Reflections on Growth &amp; Confidence</p><p>49:57 Final Thoughts &amp; Future Plans</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final!</title>
			<itunes:title>George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @max_balegde   </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @georgeclarke  </p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>  / georgeclarkeey   </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>  / clarke13george</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>00:00 – Kicking Things Off + My TikTok Hot Take</strong></p><p><strong>03:02 – Wild Tour Stories &amp; Behind-the-Scenes Moments</strong></p><p><strong>05:53 – How I Ended Up Dancing on <em>Strictly</em> (and What Went Down)</strong></p><p><strong>08:55 – TV Life: Live Shows, Chaos &amp; Unexpected Moments</strong></p><p><strong>12:03 – Strictly Secrets: Food, Backstage Routine &amp; More</strong></p><p><strong>15:03 – The Emotional Side of Performing (Yep, I Nearly Cried)</strong></p><p><strong>18:05 – What You DON’T See: Production Tricks &amp; Crowd Reactions</strong></p><p><strong>29:26 – Handling Curveballs in Dance Competitions</strong></p><p><strong>32:43 – Public Voting: The Stress, The Drama, The Reality</strong></p><p><strong>35:11 – Dealing With Online Hate (and Staying Sane)</strong></p><p><strong>38:00 – How Content Creators Actually Shape These Shows</strong></p><p><strong>42:40 – More Strictly BTS: The Stuff Nobody Talks About</strong></p><p><strong>45:29 – How Dance Styles &amp; Performances Have Evolved</strong></p><p><strong>51:26 – Where Content Creation in Entertainment Is Heading</strong></p><p><strong>56:40 – Why Good Partnerships Make or Break a Dance</strong></p><p><strong>01:01:10 – Looking Back: What the Whole Experience Taught Me</strong></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @max_balegde   </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @georgeclarke  </p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>  / georgeclarkeey   </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>  / clarke13george</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>00:00 – Kicking Things Off + My TikTok Hot Take</strong></p><p><strong>03:02 – Wild Tour Stories &amp; Behind-the-Scenes Moments</strong></p><p><strong>05:53 – How I Ended Up Dancing on <em>Strictly</em> (and What Went Down)</strong></p><p><strong>08:55 – TV Life: Live Shows, Chaos &amp; Unexpected Moments</strong></p><p><strong>12:03 – Strictly Secrets: Food, Backstage Routine &amp; More</strong></p><p><strong>15:03 – The Emotional Side of Performing (Yep, I Nearly Cried)</strong></p><p><strong>18:05 – What You DON’T See: Production Tricks &amp; Crowd Reactions</strong></p><p><strong>29:26 – Handling Curveballs in Dance Competitions</strong></p><p><strong>32:43 – Public Voting: The Stress, The Drama, The Reality</strong></p><p><strong>35:11 – Dealing With Online Hate (and Staying Sane)</strong></p><p><strong>38:00 – How Content Creators Actually Shape These Shows</strong></p><p><strong>42:40 – More Strictly BTS: The Stuff Nobody Talks About</strong></p><p><strong>45:29 – How Dance Styles &amp; Performances Have Evolved</strong></p><p><strong>51:26 – Where Content Creation in Entertainment Is Heading</strong></p><p><strong>56:40 – Why Good Partnerships Make or Break a Dance</strong></p><p><strong>01:01:10 – Looking Back: What the Whole Experience Taught Me</strong></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! </title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! </p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @max_balegde   </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @georgeclarke  </p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>  / georgeclarkeey   </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>  / clarke13george</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates</p><p>02:41 Strictly Come Dancing Insights</p><p>05:34 The Challenges of Competition</p><p>08:24 Behind the Scenes of Strictly</p><p>11:32 The Importance of VTs</p><p>14:27 Reflections on the Competition</p><p>17:23 Community Engagement and Support</p><p>20:17 Upcoming Performances and Predictions</p><p>23:14 Musical Week Excitement</p><p>26:06 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! </p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @max_balegde   </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>   / @georgeclarke  </p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>  / georgeclarkeey   </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>  / clarke13george</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates</p><p>02:41 Strictly Come Dancing Insights</p><p>05:34 The Challenges of Competition</p><p>08:24 Behind the Scenes of Strictly</p><p>11:32 The Importance of VTs</p><p>14:27 Reflections on the Competition</p><p>17:23 Community Engagement and Support</p><p>20:17 Upcoming Performances and Predictions</p><p>23:14 Musical Week Excitement</p><p>26:06 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde!</title>
			<itunes:title>Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells ALL About Stranger Things!]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>02:51 Fashion Choices and Personal Style</p><p>05:38 Health and Illness Experiences</p><p>08:34 Red Carpet Experiences and Celebrity Encounters</p><p>11:34 Stranger Things Premiere and TikTok Awards</p><p>14:22 Behind the Scenes of Celebrity Interviews</p><p>17:25 Live Stream Mishaps and Misunderstandings</p><p>22:29 Stranger Things and TikTok Fame</p><p>25:47 Reflections on Mental Health and Therapy</p><p>28:06 The Journey of Strictly Come Dancing</p><p>29:40 The Pressure of Competition and Performance</p><p>32:32 The Excitement of Blackpool Week</p><p>38:25 The Fun and Challenges of Dance</p><p>43:26 Celebrating Personal Milestones in Dance</p><p>50:41 Judging and Feedback in Dance Competitions</p><p>52:27 Exploring Iconic Venues</p><p>54:28 Anticipating the Australian Tour</p><p>56:17 Travel Plans and Excitement</p><p>58:00 Dilemmas of Daily Life</p><p>01:01:56 The Thrill of Gambling</p><p>01:03:37 Balancing Witchcraft and Love Life</p><p>01:04:19 The Gendered Perception of Magic</p><p>01:07:55 School Memories and Embarrassing Moments</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>02:51 Fashion Choices and Personal Style</p><p>05:38 Health and Illness Experiences</p><p>08:34 Red Carpet Experiences and Celebrity Encounters</p><p>11:34 Stranger Things Premiere and TikTok Awards</p><p>14:22 Behind the Scenes of Celebrity Interviews</p><p>17:25 Live Stream Mishaps and Misunderstandings</p><p>22:29 Stranger Things and TikTok Fame</p><p>25:47 Reflections on Mental Health and Therapy</p><p>28:06 The Journey of Strictly Come Dancing</p><p>29:40 The Pressure of Competition and Performance</p><p>32:32 The Excitement of Blackpool Week</p><p>38:25 The Fun and Challenges of Dance</p><p>43:26 Celebrating Personal Milestones in Dance</p><p>50:41 Judging and Feedback in Dance Competitions</p><p>52:27 Exploring Iconic Venues</p><p>54:28 Anticipating the Australian Tour</p><p>56:17 Travel Plans and Excitement</p><p>58:00 Dilemmas of Daily Life</p><p>01:01:56 The Thrill of Gambling</p><p>01:03:37 Balancing Witchcraft and Love Life</p><p>01:04:19 The Gendered Perception of Magic</p><p>01:07:55 School Memories and Embarrassing Moments</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p><strong>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </strong></p><p><strong>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</strong></p><br><p><br></p><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>02:56 Hotel Room Shenanigans</p><p>05:59 The Evolution of Influencer Events</p><p>09:00 Memorable Experiences with Brands</p><p>13:36 The Sports Direct Event</p><p>14:51 Reflections on Past Experiences</p><p>17:21 Looking Back on Influencer Life</p><p>21:12 Dreaming of the Future</p><p>23:59 Nostalgia and Reflection</p><p>26:07 Touring Down Under</p><p>31:04 Strictly Come Dancing Journey</p><p>39:07 Emotional Connections in Dance</p><p>40:15 Creating Lasting Memories Through Performance</p><p>41:29 Raising Awareness Through Personal Experiences</p><p>42:23 The Anxiety of Premieres and Public Events</p><p>44:41 Reflections on Film and Adaptation</p><p>46:53 The Humor in Celebrity Encounters</p><p>48:46 The Joy of Reading and Personal Growth</p><p>53:08 Experiencing Hollywood Glamour</p><p>58:11 The Excitement of Future Interviews</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p><strong>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </strong></p><p><strong>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</strong></p><br><p><br></p><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>Chapters</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline</p><p>02:56 Hotel Room Shenanigans</p><p>05:59 The Evolution of Influencer Events</p><p>09:00 Memorable Experiences with Brands</p><p>13:36 The Sports Direct Event</p><p>14:51 Reflections on Past Experiences</p><p>17:21 Looking Back on Influencer Life</p><p>21:12 Dreaming of the Future</p><p>23:59 Nostalgia and Reflection</p><p>26:07 Touring Down Under</p><p>31:04 Strictly Come Dancing Journey</p><p>39:07 Emotional Connections in Dance</p><p>40:15 Creating Lasting Memories Through Performance</p><p>41:29 Raising Awareness Through Personal Experiences</p><p>42:23 The Anxiety of Premieres and Public Events</p><p>44:41 Reflections on Film and Adaptation</p><p>46:53 The Humor in Celebrity Encounters</p><p>48:46 The Joy of Reading and Personal Growth</p><p>53:08 Experiencing Hollywood Glamour</p><p>58:11 The Excitement of Future Interviews</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>39:57</itunes:duration>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>00:00 Kicking Things Off (and Dealing with Tech Chaos)</p><p>02:54 Health Scares and Random Life Struggles</p><p>05:49 Dance Outfits and Performance Disasters</p><p>08:37 Vegas Madness and Gambling Gone Wrong</p><p>11:23 What Gambling Taught Us (Yes, Really)</p><p>12:19 The Rollercoaster of Vegas Wins and Losses</p><p>15:24 Wild Encounters in Sin City</p><p>16:56 Celebrity Spotting — Our Brush with Fame</p><p>18:38 Beating Self-Doubt on the Strictly</p><p>20:49 The Pressure of Song Choice</p><p>24:02 Competition Life: Finding the Right Style</p><p>27:25 The Art of Moving Without Looking Weird</p><p>28:37 Dealing with Being Watched Constantly</p><p>29:32 When Privacy Isn’t Private Anymore</p><p>31:43 The Messy Morals of Paparazzi Culture</p><p>33:24 Meeting Fans and Feeling the Love</p><p>34:50 The Crumbl Cookie Situation Is Crazy</p><p>37:23 What’s Coming Next on The Useless Hotline</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. </p><p>Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>00:00 Kicking Things Off (and Dealing with Tech Chaos)</p><p>02:54 Health Scares and Random Life Struggles</p><p>05:49 Dance Outfits and Performance Disasters</p><p>08:37 Vegas Madness and Gambling Gone Wrong</p><p>11:23 What Gambling Taught Us (Yes, Really)</p><p>12:19 The Rollercoaster of Vegas Wins and Losses</p><p>15:24 Wild Encounters in Sin City</p><p>16:56 Celebrity Spotting — Our Brush with Fame</p><p>18:38 Beating Self-Doubt on the Strictly</p><p>20:49 The Pressure of Song Choice</p><p>24:02 Competition Life: Finding the Right Style</p><p>27:25 The Art of Moving Without Looking Weird</p><p>28:37 Dealing with Being Watched Constantly</p><p>29:32 When Privacy Isn’t Private Anymore</p><p>31:43 The Messy Morals of Paparazzi Culture</p><p>33:24 Meeting Fans and Feeling the Love</p><p>34:50 The Crumbl Cookie Situation Is Crazy</p><p>37:23 What’s Coming Next on The Useless Hotline</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores...</title>
			<itunes:title>George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores...</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 18:49:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>43:50</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour</p><br><p><br></p><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p><br></p><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour</p><br><p><br></p><p>'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'</p><br><p><br></p><p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max terrifies George with his Halloween look... Strictly recap and MORE</title>
			<itunes:title>Max terrifies George with his Halloween look... Strictly recap and MORE</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 18:27:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel Dommett!!)</title>
			<itunes:title>And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel Dommett!!)</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2025 09:01:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ Here:&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to</a></p><br><p>In this bonus episode, Max - armed with voice notes from George - appears on a brand new podcast, ‘And The Award Goes To….’. It’s the awards show that’s also a podcast, where Max dishes out five prizes across five categories created especially for him.</p><br><p>Listen in as Max picks his winners for awards such as The Best Reality TV Personality of All Time, the Best British Meme, and More!</p><br><p>Follow ‘And The Award Goes To…’</p><br><p>On Spotify: link&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to&nbsp;</a></p><p>On Apple Podcasts:&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-to" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-to&nbsp;</a></p><p>On Amazon:<a href="https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-goes-to" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">&nbsp;https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-goes-to&nbsp;</a></p><p>On TikTok:&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-goes-to" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-goes-to&nbsp;</a></p><p>On Instagram:&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Goes-To" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Goes-To&nbsp;</a></p><p>On YouTube:&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-Goes-To" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-Goes-To</a></p><br><p>&nbsp;Brand new episodes of ‘And The Award Goes To’ drop every Friday.</p><br><p>Brought to you by Argos and Acast Creative.&nbsp;</p><br><p>The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the host(s) and do not necessarily reflect the view or position of Argos or any of its group companies.&nbsp;Descriptions of the products mentioned in this podcast are accurate as at the time of recording.&nbsp;Check your local store or&nbsp;<a href="http://argos.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">argos.co.uk</a>&nbsp;for product availability, which may vary.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Tells Us How He Really Felt...</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour</p><br><p><br></p><p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour</p><br><p><br></p><p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 17:34:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving Strictly....</title>
			<itunes:title>George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving Strictly....</itunes:title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Tells The Truth About His New Strictly Partner...</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Records The FIRST Strictly Episode & Talks Josh And Freya's Wedding!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George Records The FIRST Strictly Episode & Talks Josh And Freya's Wedding!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Surprises George At Reading Festival With Chappell Roan Performance!! & Blind Rank TV Characters ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Surprises George At Reading Festival With Chappell Roan Performance!! & Blind Rank TV Characters ]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk George Going On Strictly AND His Relationship!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk George Going On Strictly AND His Relationship!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2025 16:13:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 13:46:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!!</title>
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			<title>George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123 DJing TOMORROWLAND...</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy]]></itunes:title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2025 16:36:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2025 15:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play Heads Up</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play Heads Up</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2025 16:02:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2025 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Tickets Available HERE: <a href="https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-useless-hotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-useless-hotline/</a></p><br><p>JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Goes To Universal Epic Universe! And The Boys Have An Announcement...</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Goes To Universal Epic Universe! And The Boys Have An Announcement...</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2025 15:47:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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			<title>Arthur Hill Reveals What Tour Life Is REALLY Like and Plays Who Wants To Be A Millionaire </title>
			<itunes:title>Arthur Hill Reveals What Tour Life Is REALLY Like and Plays Who Wants To Be A Millionaire </itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[WHO’S SMARTER!? Max & George Play YouTuber Countdown!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[WHO’S SMARTER!? Max & George Play YouTuber Countdown!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2025 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ami Charlize Tells Coachella Truth and Influencer Dating!</title>
			<itunes:title>Ami Charlize Tells Coachella Truth and Influencer Dating!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2025 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Do A MUKBANG!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Do A MUKBANG!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2025 15:46:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[WillNe & James Marriot Talk Rodds Coffee And What They Hate Most About Each Other ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[WillNe & James Marriot Talk Rodds Coffee And What They Hate Most About Each Other ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2025 16:48:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk Hate For TikTok Shop And Max's Botox Treatments!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk Hate For TikTok Shop And Max's Botox Treatments!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2025 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>JoJo Siwa Tells All About Relationship with Chris Hughes And What Really Happened In CBB</title>
			<itunes:title>JoJo Siwa Tells All About Relationship with Chris Hughes And What Really Happened In CBB</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 13:54:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2025 15:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Thanks to The Shirt Framing Service <a href="https://www.shirtframingservice.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.shirtframingservice.co.uk/</a></p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Thanks to The Shirt Framing Service <a href="https://www.shirtframingservice.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.shirtframingservice.co.uk/</a></p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2025 16:42:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Milli Jo Opens Up About What Happened On Inside Season 2...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:53:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Jason The Ween Explains What REALLY Happened At The Inside Reunion</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside...</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Talks Going On INSIDE Season 2 & Secrets Behind Sidemen Charity Match ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George Talks Going On INSIDE Season 2 & Secrets Behind Sidemen Charity Match ]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form</p><br><p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Boys Rate Max's WORST Red Carpet Outfits & Make Sidemen Charity Match Predictions]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Boys Rate Max's WORST Red Carpet Outfits & Make Sidemen Charity Match Predictions]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Accidentally leaks girlfriend, Kieth Lee Drama and charity match reveal</title>
			<itunes:title>George Accidentally leaks girlfriend, Kieth Lee Drama and charity match reveal</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:49:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Balegde Reveals BTS SECRETS Of I'm A Celeb!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Balegde Reveals BTS SECRETS Of I'm A Celeb!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:30:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George And ItalianBach Talk Max's Last week In The Jungle & The Super Bowl Controversy!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George And ItalianBach Talk Max's Last week In The Jungle & The Super Bowl Controversy!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2025 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Faith Reveals Her Wedding Secrets & Talks About Her Surprise Hen!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Faith Reveals Her Wedding Secrets & Talks About Her Surprise Hen!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 16:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Fails His First Trial?! Theo Baker & George Clarke React Live!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Fails His First Trial?! Theo Baker & George Clarke React Live!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 11:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Maddie & George watch Max Balegde's FIRST Challenge In I'm A Celeb!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Maddie & George watch Max Balegde's FIRST Challenge In I'm A Celeb!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jan 2025 17:04:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[W're back! but from the Jungle?! Max talks going on I'm A Celeb Australia!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[W're back! but from the Jungle?! Max talks going on I'm A Celeb Australia!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2025 16:50:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Has A Big Announcement In The Last Episode Of Season 2!!</title>
			<itunes:title>George Has A Big Announcement In The Last Episode Of Season 2!!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 16:57:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>THE BEST OF THE USELESS HOTLINE 2024!!</title>
			<itunes:title>THE BEST OF THE USELESS HOTLINE 2024!!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 17:14:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George, Arthur TV & Italian Bach discuss the next influencer Sport and more…]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George, Arthur TV & Italian Bach discuss the next influencer Sport and more…]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2024 18:26:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Drives George To The Office and They Expose Max's Search History!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Drives George To The Office and They Expose Max's Search History!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2024 16:50:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Take A Lie Detector Test! George Spills Dating Rumours...]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Take A Lie Detector Test! George Spills Dating Rumours...]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:45:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2024 16:45:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time</title>
			<itunes:title>Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2024 16:45:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…</title>
			<itunes:title>The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…</itunes:title>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans</title>
			<itunes:title>ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2024 15:45:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[This episode shouldn't be released...]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[This episode shouldn't be released...]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 15:45:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift </title>
			<itunes:title>Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift </itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV</title>
			<itunes:title>Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals!</title>
			<itunes:title>Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2024 15:44:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral!</title>
			<itunes:title>Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral!</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?</title>
			<itunes:title>Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?</itunes:title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2024 15:45:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower</title>
			<itunes:title>Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group</title>
			<itunes:title>Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jul 2024 15:36:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!</title>
			<itunes:title>Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jun 2024 15:45:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>@unihomes, #UniHomesTV #UniHomesxUselessHotline and AD </p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George2</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2024 16:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life </title>
			<itunes:title>Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2024 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF</title>
			<itunes:title>What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2024 15:45:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!</title>
			<itunes:title>George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2024 15:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2024 15:45:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:45:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions</title>
			<itunes:title>Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2024 15:45:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette</title>
			<itunes:title>ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2024 16:45:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown! </title>
			<itunes:title>George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown! </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2024 17:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets</title>
			<itunes:title>Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:45:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2024 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a></p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2024 16:45:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a> </p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! <a href="https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/</a> </p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2024 16:45:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2024 16:45:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences</title>
			<itunes:title>Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2024 16:45:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2024 16:45:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2024 16:45:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!</title>
			<itunes:title>Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2024 17:49:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2024 16:45:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:45:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing  childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing  childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2023 16:45:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2023 16:44:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2023 16:45:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2023 13:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast</title>
			<itunes:title>Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2023 17:05:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://tourlink.to/TUHtour</p><br><p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2023 17:06:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2023 17:25:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 16:45:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 15:46:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:45:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2023 15:56:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 15:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests</title>
			<itunes:title>James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching</title>
			<itunes:title>Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching</itunes:title>
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			<title>ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen</title>
			<itunes:title>ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2023 15:45:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!</title>
			<itunes:title>BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 11:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by John Lewis &amp; Partners and Samsung!</p><br><p>We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box</title>
			<itunes:title>The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2023 15:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2023 16:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2023 09:52:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother ]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams</title>
			<itunes:title>Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:11:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2023 15:41:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly</title>
			<itunes:title>Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys</title>
			<itunes:title>Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2023 15:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”</title>
			<itunes:title>Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2023 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season</title>
			<itunes:title>George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 11:20:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2023 15:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2023 15:51:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2023 15:45:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral</title>
			<itunes:title>Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners</itunes:title>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2023 15:45:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow</title>
			<itunes:title>Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2023 15:45:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets</title>
			<itunes:title>Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2023 15:45:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans</title>
			<itunes:title>Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:23:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing</itunes:title>
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			<itunes:title>Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling</itunes:title>
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			<title>Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2023 16:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2023 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO</title>
			<itunes:title>Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:45:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island</title>
			<itunes:title>Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2023 16:43:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2023 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys</title>
			<itunes:title>ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2023 16:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:45:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2022 16:45:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2022 16:45:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg </p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom</title>
			<itunes:title>Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2022 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:02:40</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@max_balegde" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</a></p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@max_balegde" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</a></p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice</title>
			<itunes:title>Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2022 16:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@max_balegde" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</a></p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR&nbsp;</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Spotify <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@max_balegde" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s YouTube:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</a></p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s TikTok:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&amp;_r=1</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Instagram:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>Max’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&amp;t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg</a>&nbsp;</p><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Clarke13George" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</a>&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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