College Town

What’s Left of Me is Aroused (feat. Brandon Johnson, D.J. Mausner)

Thu, 21 May 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Are you hanging above us in the ceiling, Kevin? Good! Listen in as Beebo and Jan gab with Chat Sugarbaker, financial wellness guru (Brandon Johnson) and former mall security guard, Darren Starlight (D.J. Mausner) about being a financial loser, saving the ladies, catching your own food, being pickles, being Batman, and being ok with yourself, girl. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Timmy Needs Peace (feat. Julie Brister, John Levenstein)

Thu, 14 May 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Hi, Kevin… and Nick! Listen in as Beebo and Jan chat with hydration station manager, Joanna Hump (Julie Brister) and Christian Levenstein, brother of The Honorable Potato’s owner (John Levenstein) about phlebotomy flattery, one man hot spots, naval stones, Beebo’s infestation, Jan’s apology, Timmy’s needs and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Gosh, Space! The Furthest Thing From Me! (feat. Owen Burke, Ryan Meharry)

Thu, 07 May 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Gather round Kelvins, cougars, mole people! Listen in as Beebo and Jan chat with Middleston lacrosse coach, Skip McGuinness (Owen Burke) and local sewer dweller, Darren (Ryan Meharry) about creating your own community, DIY surgery, sleep podcasts, pasta, and what really happened to Lieutenant Dan. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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A Strong Noodle (feat. Brittani Nichols, Allan McLeod)

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Ok Kevin, towel off your butt and scoot over here! Beebo and Jan chat with kids party planner, Sarah (Brittani Nichols) and quilting teacher, Jim Daffodil (Allan McLeod) about gym etiquette, sarcastic sex, health tips, powdering your sibling, the magic of picnic day plus…a George sighting??? Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Goodbye, Melissa Condor (feat. Mary Sasson, Paige Elson)

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Tune up your ear robots, Kevins, and listen in as Beebo & Jan chat with student parent, Tyler’s mom (Mary Sasson) and a surprise guest for Beebo, Ivonne (Paige Elson) about boy moms, uncle feuds, karaoke courting, precious heirlooms, and game from a Kevin and more!! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Whose Butt is This? (feat. Betsy Sodaro, Gilli Nissim)

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

C’mere, Kevin! Good boy, Kevin! Listen in as Beebo and Jan chat with two Middleston College science lab escapees, ABC (Betsy Sodaro) and ZYX (Gilli Nissim)! They’re talking everything from chapstick dreams to lil’ red lipsticks: roasting humans, tempted by pretzels, blogs, pods and the trouble with Rod! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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We Have No Hairless Donuts Today (feat. Mark Rennie, Jennie Pierson)

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Get ready for our most intimate episode ever, Kevin! Beebo and Jan gab with Planetarium owner, Brian Christmas (Mark Rennie) and campus Help Desk operator, Lisa Jordache (Jennie Pierson) about brainwashing, romantic questions, wet wigs, lunching in an MRI, what makes Beebo deep and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Follow Your Ink Stink (feat. Pam Murphy, Demi Adejuyigbe)

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Ok, my inflamed babies, it’s time to tune in as Beebo and Jan chat with Joe of Joe’s Tows (Pam Murphy) and oldish student, Hank (Demi Adejuyigbe) about hypothetical cults, Timmy’s bed secrets, shape wear, dating apps, and a game suggested by a Kevin. It’s every Toad for himself! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Bitch, Pleiades (feat. Ele Woods, Shaun Diston)

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Clean out your ear holes, Kevin, it’s time to listen! Beebo and Jan chat with former school registrar, High Heavenly Gummy (Ele Woods) and dorm decorator, Judy Greensleeves (Shaun Diston) about energy readings, dosed hosts, why doctors are dumb, how dirty is Jan?, scandals and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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SHAAAAAME!!! (feat. Mo Collins, Victoria Longwell)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Peel an egg, my little haunted Kevin babies, it’s time to listen in! Beebo and Jan chat with foreign exchange student, Delia Ray McNamee (Mo Collins) and Mammet Valley Daycare proprietor, Miss Sookie (Victoria Longwell) about creepy children, shameful mothers, women in caves, starting with an apology, Beebo’s repossession problems and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Salt, Fat, Acid, Cake (feat. Nick Mandernach, Genetra Tull)

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Kevins, please relax responsibly as you listen! Beebo and Jan chat with Middleston band leader, Holden Bix (Nick Mandernach) and Mammet Valley city employee, Angela Pipkin (Genetra Tull) about lonely wounds, trombone tragedies, the beauty of cutting off people in your life, Jan’s unexplored worth, rude stickers and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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No Relation to Myrtle Flame? (feat. Ronnie Adrian, Lamar Woods)

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Gather round the cauldron, Kevins, it’s time to be enchanted! Beebo & Jan chat with formerly banned local singer, Tandino Flame (Ronnie Adrian) and new professor of religious studies, Professor Johnny (Lamar Woods)! Fat Buddha or skinny Buddha? Sprite soda or sprite creature? Hoopin’ or poopin’? These quandaries and more plus: Who’s Car Floor is This? Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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The Dry Wife and the Tough Stump (feat. Fiona Landers, Charlie McCrackin)

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Heat up your chunky tea, Kevins, and get cozy as Beebo and Jan chat with estranged wife of a professor, Petunia (Fiona Landers) and Ray Deutsch the local stump guy (Charlie McCrackin) about Beebo’s riches to rags journey, Jan’s new class, senior year decisions, dwarf bunnies, face yoga, Craigslist and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Clinket (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, Keiko Agena)

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Cancel your cheese plans, Kevin, it’s time for College Town! Beebo and Jan chat with Professor of mathematics, Atherton Witherflower (Paul F. Tompkins) and local woman, Ann Tanaka (Keiko Agena), about planning her retirement, bumbling about, life swaps, lap toast, substandard socializing, phone friends and, of course, What’s That Letter? Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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The Most Lowly, The Most Loved (feat. Shauna McGarry, Cass Buggé)

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It’s Sisterhood of the Jan-wears-no-pants! Tune in as Beebo and Jan chat with Sister Margaret Patricia (Shauna McGarry) and Dean of Student Affairs (Cass Buggé) about catching strays, flesh versus imagination, why the movie Alive was the original Heated Rivalry, hospice horses and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Daddy Loves His O’s! (feat. Andy Daly, Corin Wells)

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

3! 2! 1! It’s time for College Town! Beebo and Jan chat with podcast professor, Philo Bedshire (Andy Daly) and a science department creation (Corin Wells) about branded entertainment, saving humanity, the dark truth about Siri, which body parts are wounds PLUS! A new third segment. Listen in and leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Rip Jackers Welcome? (feat. Anna Bezahler, Toni Charline)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Stiff? Damp? Hungry? We’ve got you covered! Beebo and Jan chat with Pastor Garret (Anna Bezahler) and Mama of Mama Mammet Valley Vickie’s Sneaky Snacks (Toni Charline) and answer so many important questions: Que es salchichas? Is a gleek a squirt? What is Melrose Place? And more! It’s a barrel of unwrapped snacks you don’t wanna miss. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Lady Swallowed Bird (feat. Madeline Walter, Dana Wickens)

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Stay safe, stay salty and stay tuned as Beebo & Jan chat with Middleston College bursar, Miss Edith Lenley (Madeline Walter) and Beebo’s childhood nemesis, Barb “Beeba” Birdle (Dana Wickens) about being cursed for life, sexy crushed eggs voice, Timmy’s significant other, respecting your elders, death reels and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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What Party? (feat. Kevin Seccia, Ben Siemon)

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Crab walk over to your radio, Kevin, it’s time for College Town! Beebo and Jan chat with party laundromat owner, Ted Whipple (Kevin Seccia) and Build-a-Boar creator, Judd Jenkins (Ben Siemon) about banana misconceptions, unearned nicknames, lazy gift-giving, viable exes, therapy meme wake-up calls plus porn part 2 message from Professor Kevin! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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“I’m Not a Lady; I’m 64” (feat. Pam Murphy, Hannah Garcés)

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Ok Kevin, let your soul settle in for a dark night as Beebo and Jan chat with Bernice of Bernice’s Fleeces (Pam Murphy) and frat house mother, Rosemary Blemish (Hannah Garcés) about where Beebo vanished to, night bites, a camera in the corral, being a boy mom, ghost stories, a call from professor Kevin & MORE! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Dad Brain (feat. Mike Leffingwell, Mark Rennie)

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

What is it when an egg is hard? Find out on this week’s episode! Beebo and Jan chat with student and empty nester, Dale Haddendad (Mike Leffingwell) and renowned author, Deacon Carmichael (Mark Rennie) about New Year’s resolutions, traveling wives, the creative process, musicals, feral gifts and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Christmas on Blue Ball Lane (feat. Joe Wengert, D.J. Mausner)

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Dig into your aspics, Kevins! It’s Christmas morning in Mammet Valley and Beebo & Jan chat with an upset neighbor, Blake Vanderveld (Joe Wengert) and Canadian exchange student, Jackson Doyle (D.J. Mausner) about Growing Pains, Christmas ghosts, Canadian slang, the truth about fish in winter, a gift exchange and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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C-c-c-collagen! (feat. Ryan Stanger, Ryan Asher)

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Grab your SunChips and listen in! Beebo and Jan chat with motivational speaker, Ryan Stangerelli (Ryan Stanger) and laundromat/community theater owner, Maryanne (Ryan Asher) about rhyming affirmations, dirtbag back stories, making theatre sexy, leading with confidence (and scarcity), auditions and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Paste! Copy! Sell! (feat. Mary Sohn, Mark Rennie)

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Is there fish in this? Listen in to find out! Beebo and Jan chat with wealthy college donor, Andrea Villadante (Mary Sohn) and Christmas Tree lot guy, Steve Pine (Mark Rennie) about dodging the government, depression era luxuries, begging on dates, a heavenly third segment and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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You’re Never Fully Filed Without a Phil (feat: Holly Prazoff, Matt Kowalick)

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Keep your babies wet and your ears peeled for this episode! Beebo and Jan chat with local entrepreneur, Dorothy (Holly Prazoff) and Middleston College archivist, Phil (Matt Kowalick) about parenting philosophies, mix tapes, sharing men with your friends, Beebo’s new body part plus a question from a Kevin that leaves them grabbing some low hanging fruit. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Am I Vampire? (feat. Dave Theune, Conner Shin)

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Get yer wooly hog over to the radio and tune into Beebo and Jan as they chat with mysterious local, Fangoula (Dave Theune) and Professor of feminism in cinema, Miss Red (Conner Shin) about 90’s sitcoms, Spencer’s Gifts, the Dexter diet, Taco Bell, Dallas Cheerleaders & more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Meatball and Baby Lungs (feat. Lyndsey Frank, Erik Patterson)

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Hey Kevin, hold my snake — it’s time for College Town! Beebo and Jan chat with Middleston diver, Dirk (Lyndsey Frank) and security guard, Officer Mike (Erik Patterson) about Beebo’s latest bio hack, The Secret, things you can clone, impressive words, reality shows & more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Mama’s Milk (feat. Marisa Pinson, Allen Loeb)

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s mommy and me and Kevin makes three! Snuggle up and listen to Beebo and Jan chat with chocolate shop owner, Sandy Croissant (Marisa Pinson) and art professor, Sandy Croissant (Allen Loeb) about living an anxious life, the evolution of breasts and bras, celebrity mishaps, Big Butter, Beebo’s business associates and so much more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Hop of Shame (feat. James Mannion, Waleed Mansour)

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Gather your polycule of Kevins round the radio and tune in to Beebo and Jan as they chat with town troubadour, Ricky Littles (Waleed Mansour) and returning guest and student, Charlie (James Mannion) about rabbit holes, safe words, College Town’s misguided porn assumptions, sweaty moleskins and how to fix Jan! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Urchin Adjacent (feat. Marcy Jarreau, Josh Simpson)

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hey! Smash that like and listen in! Beebo and Jan chat with Big Moose’s babysitter, Emma B (Marcy Jarreau) and reverend Rich (Josh Simpson) about creating your own rapture, snooping on the job, magazine quizzes, healthy fingernails, hot tub babies and MORE! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Theatre of the Potato (feat. Ele Woods, John Levenstein)

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hang up on your zoom therapist and listen in to Beebo and Jan as they chat with Professor of Theatre, Awful Vool (Ele Woods) and John Levenstein of The Honorable Potato (John Levenstein) about sleep injuries, the best marriages ranked, famous siblings, Jan’s 9/11, boundaries, mean girls and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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A Crossbow to Bear (feat. Victoria Longwell, Jacquis Neal)

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Why feed a hot dog when you can listen to College Town? This week Beebo and Jan chat with local tourism board member, Henrietta Ben (Victoria Longwell) and English Professor, Helen Tingle (Jacquis Neal) about bad haircuts, rising from the ashes of divorce, and peeling the turtle neck layers… yet, was it all a dream? Listen in then leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Never Shall I Ever (feat. Zach Reino, Lilan Bowden)

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Can’t remember what George Clooney looks like? You’ve come to the right place! Listen to Beebo and Jan chat with goat sourcer, Braxton Farms (Zach Reino) and Missus Farms (Lilan Bowden) about Jesus, Botox, sexing chicks, poop doulas, George Clooney and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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The Real Housewives of Mammet Valley (Mel Cowan, Hayley Marie Norman)

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This episode is powered by Bing! Beebo and Jan chat with senior center performance art teacher, Bill Peppler (Mel Cowan) and reality tv producer to-be, Jeserra (Hayley Marie Norman) about Beebo’s mystery trip, the rich people internet, romantic age differences - plus! A quiz from a Kevin!!! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown or email them at collegetownpod@gmail.com and they'll respond on the show!

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Shark/ Bear/ Eagle (feat. Mark Rennie, Jaime Moyer, Anna Bezhaler)

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hi, Kevins, this episode will make you die a little… but you’ll come back stronger! Jan and guest co-host Dan (Mark Rennie) chat with sophisticated freshman, Jennifer Baker (Jaime Moyer) and French exchange student, Anik DuPois (Anna Bezhaler) about retro skincare, choosing between your parents, puce marriages, befriending your roommate, the lost art of dry-humping and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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The Captcha Killer (feat. Hannah Pilkes, Gregory Nussen)

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hey Kevin, what’s up your butt? Jan & Beebo!!! They’re chatting with youngest professor ever, Felix Werthers Weatherfellow III (Hannah Pilkes) and local Mammet Valley serial killer (Gregory Nussen) about baby parties, egg milk, the artistic process, unusual communities, killer cliches… and it’s all sponsored by bees! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Doesn’t Mean I’m a Cake (feat. LP, Chris Renfro)

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

It’s College Town o’ clock, Kevins! Beebo and Jan chat with home decor professor, Jill Heckinpriff (LP) and owl farmer, Elokano (Chris Renfro) about Beebo’s good fortune, friendship marriage, pet store smells, women’s prison, The Staircase & more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Some Soggy Idiot (feat. Ryan Rosenberg, Suzi Barrett)

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Gather round, my little vitamins, it’s time for College Town! Beebo and Jan chat with rug cleaner, Earthworm (Ryan Rosenberg) and English Professor, Barb Brunweiller (Suzi Barrett) about having a grownup baby day, practicing for funerals, small dry men, the origin of Combos, sex dreams, punctuation peeves and more. Listen in! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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“Hell if Silo” (feat. Emily Maya Mills, Alana Johnston)

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Shut yer jaws and open your ears! Beebo and Jan chat with Professor of Trad Wifery (Emily Maya Mills) and a woman who’s mad at Jan, Just Carol (Alana Johnston)! No one listens to Beebo! Jan abuses a Kevin! Everyone gets canceled! And Pauline the widow has seen it all (& more)! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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You’re the Dummy: A Gameshow Special

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

How well do Beebo and Jan really know each other? Find out today on this special episode hosted by Timmy! They delve into crushes, breeding celebrities, the minutia of porn & more! Then they take questions from Kevins! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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You’re Never Ready to Hear ‘Cloaca’ (feat. Jessica Jean Jardine, Jake Jabbour)

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Kevins? You’re gonna love this. This week Beebo & Jan chat with party bus driver, Tina Tree (Jessica Jean Jardine) and mysterious HVAC tech (Jake Jabbour) and ask the hard questions: What is pie? Did you read the article? Who fathered your toilet? Is there an emergency Queen? And more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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I’ll Have Who She’s Having (feat. Becky Feldman, Ben Rodgers)

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Oh, so suddenly you’re a Bruce Springsteen fan? Well, take a break and tune into Beebo and Jan as they chat with a Capella wife, Laurie Drizzle (Becky Feldman) and Cryogenics teacher, Professor DeVito (Ben Rodgers) about closet ghosts, brain transplants, frozen dreaming, rock soap, Jan’s most recent breakdown and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Comin’ Atcha, The Biggest Bang of All (feat. Matt Oberg, Nate Starkey)

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Pause your Reddit porn and tune in as Beebo and Jan chat with radio host, Rockin’ Randy (Matt Oberg) and middle aged freshman, John Green (Nate Starkey) about icebreakers, second buttholes, life transitions, sitting to pee, undercover kids and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Dinner Fluffers! (feat. Julie Brister)

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Just a spoonful of Timmy helps the breastmilk go down so slurp up this episode we squirted out for you! Beebo and Jan chat with fancy chef Mindy Wather (Julie Brister) about late night googles, what the French call a drip, sitcom themes, following the raccoons and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Who Vanquished? (feat. Monika Smith, Eliza Skinner)

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Is that your tire sandals flapping? Nope! It’s the sound of Beebo and Jan’s lips yakking away to dating expert, Divine Bronson (Monika Smith) and ceramicist, Barbara Earthwell (Eliza Skinner)! They ask important questions like, are hickeys a destination? Who’s the master of your universe? Can friends date? And Jan, is that moss on your vagina? Listen in for the answers and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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My Wings Don’t Match the Bark Anymore (feat. Lindsey Frank)

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Listener beware: this episode may leave you dead/deceased/ skull emoji. Beebo and Jan get a surprise visit from an angry neighbor (Drex Morris)! Then they chat with Anthropology professor, Jarmy (Lindsey Frank) about brain secretaries, Krispy Kreme, geriatric emoji use, summoning the dead and MORE! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Why Soak When You Can Blast? (feat. Sydney Steinberg, Robert Clarke-Chan)

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Bring us your tired, your poor, your mommy issues - we want it all here in Mammet Valley! This week Beebo and Jan chat with stressed student, Terrence (Robert Clarke-Chan) and Jerky Bitch, Megan Stenowski (Sydney Steinberg) about how to rebel, a work-shopped joke, opinion boxes, cult-hopping, a corgi for Jan? plus some light torture! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Question for Slut (feat. Pam Murphy, Steve Szlaga)

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hey, cow people! Pour yourself a 3pm vodka and listen in as Beebo and Jan chat with Beebo and Timmy’s childhood babysitter, Donna Gross (Pam Murphy) and new owner of Campus Yogurt, Eric Slutter (Steve Szlaga) about Beebo’s rough day, apple core soup, brains inside guts, loose yogurt, apple sills and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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"Yes Homo” (feat. Mark Rennie, Deanna Russo)

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Take a cold plunge into Mammet Valley with Beebo and Jan as they chat with cafeteria worker/ pet psychic, Sammy Sammerson (Mark Rennie) and therapist, Dr. Vintage Price (Deanna Russo) about Gen X sex, haunted fish, Christopher Plummer’s bad habits, anger management, new age Jackass, embracing your disgusting self and MORE! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Give the Walton Gog a Loan (feat. Lennon Parham, Alex Fernie)

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Get over here and don’t make any southern movements. Beebo and Jan chat with Vonda Schaefer (Lennon Parham), a woman running for office and Iguana Dan (Alex Fernie), a guy with an iguana about lost and found heroes, babies in bars, campaign slogans, conversational vampires and answer the question: are we worried about Jan? Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Intergalactic Yucks & Yums (feat. Owen Burke, Mary Grill)

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Get your crack snacks ready and cozy up with Beebo and Jan as they chat with 12th year senior, Kurt Sprong (Owen Burke) and science research subject, Tara Holenit (Mary Grill) about sleazy sexiness, the movie star shortage, garbage trucks, baby aliens, mom friends plus a musical! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Where the Crawdads Clean (feat. Deborah Tarica, Will Becton)

Thu, 29 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Fake your own death and join Beebo and Jan in Mammet Valley as they chat with indie textbook maker, Naomi Marsden Everheart (Deborah Tarica) and forestry warden, Charles Yarborough (Will Becton) about being your own boss, butt spiders, sea monkeys, and creek sushi — then wash it all off with potato soap! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Only the Ponely (feat. Ryan Stanger, Kulap Vilaysack)

Thu, 22 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Do as your brain worm says and listen in as Beebo and Jan chat with sociology professor, Frank Milsap (Ryan Stanger) and vacation rental owner, Margot Smith (Kulap Vilaysack) about societal trends, sex tours, helpful dogs, cantankerous ponies, uplifting people and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Cat Sack Fever (feat. Neil Campbell, Michael Cassady)

Thu, 15 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Pour yourself a glass of bathtub gin and cozy up as Beebo and Jan chat with local child prodigy, Bud Riggins (Neil Campbell) and art professor, Lloyd Lilyflower (Michael Cassady) about old souls, skin issues, oracle dogs, facing your inner John, Ben Affleck and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Bang! I Would Be a Bank Teller (feat. Holly Laurent, Greg Hess)

Thu, 08 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Gather your favorite feelings and cozy up with Beebo and Jan as they chat with Family Video owner, Scooter Smithy (Holly Laurent) and professor of Classical Studies, Jefferson James (Greg Hess) about the Roman Empire, time travel, skunk nests, Timmy and Jan’s wild night and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Say Less, Jan (feat. Lamar Woods, Chris Candy)

Thu, 01 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Hey poppers, get poppin’ with Jan and Beebo as they chat with party promoter La Ren Wicker (Lamar Woods) and suit salesman, Eliot Childs (Chris Candy) about finding God, the devil’s kink, gravy shots, naked pizza parties and Beebo’s childhood trauma. Tune in and dip your tits in it! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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A Clam Can Make a Pearl (feat. Will Greenberg, Tony Rodriguez)

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Come laugh like Julia Roberts as Beebo and Jan chat with wellness coach, Randy (Tony Rodriguez) and shell expert, Dr. Egg Whitehead (Will Greenberg) about the joy of rejection, sex addiction, Mammet Valley’s rival gangs, weddings and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Richard Mean (feat. H Michael Croner, Rekha Shankar)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Just say yes to this week’s episode! Beebo and Jan chat with young moderate, Colton Hairs (H Michael Croner) and aspiring reality producer, Gracie Ludwig (Rekha Shankar) about Typhoid Mary, elderly boy bands, bear rug fantasties, dumping stances and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Loose Spoons & Tiny Nuts (feat. Jackie Johnson, Matt Apodaca)

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Listen in to this gnarly episode as Beebo and Jan chat with med spa owner Sandy Pinkwater (Jackie Johnson) and Theory of Skateboarding professor, Kyle Shredder (Matt Apodaca) about optional menopause, beauty procedures, breastfeeding, the wolf man plight - and Jan loses track of how many dads Big Moose has. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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The Mysterious Yelp Review Part 2 (feat. Maria Blasucci, Amanda Lund)

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Come on down from the moon and tune into Beebo and Jan! Lydia Greengrass DeAlvaladejo (Maria Blasucci) and Karen Mitchell (Amanda Lund) are back in town with exciting news! They talk slap fights, coyote problems, permissive parenting, chili fries at Horny’s plus a swoosh from a listener! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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St. Elsewhere’s Fire (feat. Mitch Silpa, Jack McDonald)

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Give us all your raccoon money- this episode delivers! Beebo and Jan chat with psychology professor, Dr. Bird Stuck (Mitch Silpa) and Answer Booth employee, Jumbo Honeybun (Jack McDonald) about laugh therapy, Kelsey Grammer, Beebo’s broken heart, subtle sex moans and prison experiments! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Flan n’ Pan’s Sad Ad (feat. Brian Huskey)

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Are you a pig? Well get in a blanket and cozy up for this week’s episode! Beebo and Jan chat with Stan (Brian Huskey) of Stan Man’s Flan n’ Pan about self defense specials, dating apps, versions of virgins, Jan’s tight 5, human legs plus a listener question from an AI bot. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Human Hairy Centipede (feat. Shaun Diston, Ele Woods)

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Pour yourself a frothy man milk, Beebo and Jan are gabbing with sandwich shop owner, Sam Sanders (Shaun Diston) and public safety officer, Carrie (Ele Woods)! A love/work update from Beebo, Jan’s walking through cemeteries, MTV auditions, triggering ingredients, law suits, paper-cuts and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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I Twat I Saw a Putty Ass (feat. Nick Mandernach, Kevin Seccia)

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Put on your “I’m With Stupid” shirts - Beebo and Jan are back and they’re chatting with Tees Tees & Posters & Jeans owner, Tony Dannetz (Nick Mandernach) and Lethal Fist Academy’s own Brash Maverick (Kevin Seccia) about the danger of daughters, the rules of satire, tongues, butts, David Schwimmer and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Swoosh! (feat. Ryan Barton, LP)

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Emerge from your cocoons, Kevins, and join Beebo and Jan as they chat with Middleston College student store employee, Bethany (Ryan Barton) and ex basketball star, Becky Buckets (LP) about aliens, MRI side effects, fake babies, the nervous system and musicals in space!

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Rebecca Natural (feat. Matt Klinman, Katie Parker)

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Don’t get hysterical but Beebo and Jan are back with more fun guests! They chat with science professor, Lowe Granderson (Matt Klinman) and Target employee, Sally Miller (Katie Parker) about MRI’s, laser babies, OnlyFans, sneaking up on joy… then they ask: does a croissant know it’s a croissant? Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Grosser Than (Terry) Gross (feat. Craig Cackowski, Carla Cackowski)

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Traffic is light and the listening is easy this week in Mammet Valley! Beebo and Jan chat with ex public radio host, Rance LeFoot (Craig Cackowski) and Professor of Palm Reading 101 (Carla Cackowski) about unusual prom accessories, soft bones, Galentines, spooky goo and how to cope with anxiety. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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The Last Ones at the Bennigan’s (feat. Owen Burke, Emily Maya Mills)

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Take a rip off your beef stock bong, Harry Potheads, and get cozy with Beebo and Jan as they chat with Smoke Shop owner, Terry Trainer (Owen Burke) and Professor of Dead Women in Film (Emily Maya Mills) about mother/daughter love triangles, lactose intolerance, front brain versus back brain, and the Christ in you. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Soaps n’ Stunts (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, Brittani Nichols)

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Wash your ears out and listen up as Beebo and Jan chat with Professor of stunts, Chin Dollhouse (Paul F. Tompkins) and local soap maker, Danika Lavender (Brittani Nichols) about a raccoon intruder, the truth about publishing, dating as a felon, breastfeeding and the definition of the word “wonder.” Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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One Joke at a Time (feat. Mark Rennie, Bryan Cook)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Jan, Beebo and Timmy are back! And they’re chatting with Head of Lost & Found, Daniel Williamsonburg (Mark Rennie) and keg party planner, Brock (Bryan Cook) about the dog days of January, fugue states, road trips in relationships, bull riding, many references Jan doesn’t get and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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A Special Message From Erin (Forgive The Language)

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Due to the fires in Los Angeles, College Town has to skip this week. But don't worry, your hosts and their families are safe and plan to return to Mammett Valley next week!

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Aren’t We All Rats? (feat. Julie Brister, Jon Mackey)

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley we’re down in the dumps…in a good way! Beebo and Jan chat with former trad wife and freshman, Carla Abbott (Julie Brister) and local dump owner, Terrence Blount (Jon Mackey) about cakes vs. pies, decidual casts, fart science, escaping the matrix, our younger selves and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Uma Thurman’s Theremin (feat. Paul Rust, Bobby Moynihan)

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Make your New Year’s resolutions with your favorite soft bitches, Beebo and Jan! This week they gab with dance instructor, Dr. Tills (Paul Rust) and college inventory taker, Stank Drawz (Bobby Moynihan) about Victrola arm, taxidermy, accidental voice notes, losing women at parties and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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I Don’t Like Most Things (feat. Lily Sullivan, Drew Droege)

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 05:00:03 GMT

Pull up your cuckold chair for some drama on this week’s episode! Beebo and Jan talk with local pharmacist and gossip, Danya Myrtle (Lily Sullivan) and woman in the arts, Joyce Choat (Drew Droege) about sex dungeons, healing modalities, hoagies and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Tase Ya Later! (feat. Rob Huebel, Shauna McGarry)

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 05:00:31 GMT

This episode is sponsored by middle age! Pop a Tums and get cozy as Beebo and Jan chat with adult tutor, Tim Teebo (Rob Huebel) and bunny wrangler, Connie Cottontail (Shauna McGarry) about Glenn Close, missed connections, bunny erotica and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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College Town Holidaze Special: Who Wants a Meatball?

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 05:00:00 GMT

There’s a tree for every room and a guest for every topic! Jan and Beebo chat with a whole cast of characters about mummy burps, the best way to wipe in nature, the Roman Empire, naked affirmations and so much more. Get some egg in your nog and listen in! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Jan and the City (feat. Kylie Brakeman, Yamara Taylor)

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 05:00:00 GMT

The spirits are vibing and so are Beebo and Jan as they talk with sex columnist, Carolina McDrink (Kylie Brakeman) and local psychic, Sela (Yamara Taylor) about dating in disguise, fortune tellers, channeling the dead - plus a celebrity cameo! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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We Did What We Did! (feat. Andy Daly, Edi Patterson)

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

It’s blood babies, skin walkers, gadgets and gizmos on this week’s episode! Beebo has updates and Jan’s brain is melting - then they chat with mini fridge rental man, Don Sally Jr. (Andy Daly) and AI professor, Charvey (Edi Patterson) about whether robots get embarrassed, sibling fallouts, quarry diving, dating, and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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According to Gene (feat. Mo Collins, Mel Cowan)

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley Beebo and Jan are finding out if three’s company or three’s a crowd as they chat with janitor, Kat Kinder (Mo Collins) and volunteer firefighter with a special cause, Mike Hardtack (Mel Cowan)… plus a mysterious third guest. Beebo and Jan have love life updates then they talk twins, testicles, choosing your thoughts, going to a dark place, and what to do when God closes a door AND a window. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Egads! The Headless Husband! (feat. Scott Aukerman, Mary Sohn)

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan are both feeling emotional this week! They talk with marketing student, Chelsea (Mary Sohn) and a surprise guest (Scott Aukerman) about French kissing, foam parties, tandem peeing, the art of avoidance, and much more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Suckin’ On My Timmy (feat. Johnny Meeks, Casey Feigh)

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Buckle up for sex, lies and virtual reality on this week’s very hot episode. Beebo and Jan chat with Professor of Sci Fi, Rig Bentley (Johnny Meeks) and Barkeep, Sal (Casey Feigh) about Beebo’s new look, the truth about God parents, body switching, Jan’s banker, and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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“Calm Down, Sexy Hoarder” (feat. Ryan Meharry, Lyndsey Frank)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan gab with Bear of Bear’s Necessities (Ryan Meharry) and Chunny, an employee at Mammet Valley Psych Center (Lyndsey Frank) about the funniest mental illnesses, how to juggle multiple wives, breaking world records, Timmy’s childhood trauma and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Hell is a Choice (feat. Ronnie Adrian, Corin Wells)

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Things are getting spooky in Mammet Valley as College Town turns 100 EPISODES OLD! Beebo and Jan talk with choir director, Magnus Rhodes (Ronnie Adrian) and local legend, Josephine Chestnut (Corin Wells) about dark pasts, lil’ ditties, new age ghosts, free hugs and MORE! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Weird Woman-owned (feat. Jessica Lee Williamson, Celia Finkelstein)

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 04:00:14 GMT

This episode has it all: true crime, estranged siblings, torrid affairs! Beebo and Jan chat with cafeteria employee, Marsha Donald (Jessica Lee Williamson) and Sex Toy Shoppe owner, Joan Khan (Celia Finkelstein) about puppy play, hot mommies, the slippery slope into embezzlement - plus a Beebo update and why Jan’s mouth is stained orange. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Let’s Keep it Milky (feat. Allan McLeod, Vanessa Ragland)

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Prepare to witness with your ears! Beebo and Jan welcome local Notary Public, Nick (Allan McLeod) and mystery author, Bonnie Regards (Vanessa Ragland). They chat about coastal murders, taking oaths, the creative process, birth, death and a lot of things in between! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Say More About That (feat. James Mannion, Niccole Thurman)

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Peel off your top layer of consciousness, have one of Jan’s treats and get comfy! Beebo and Jan chat with a very serious student, Charlie (James Mannion) and personal trainer, Lala Anderson (Niccole Thurman) about Beebo’s new job, rage triggers, reading books in bars - all with a lot of pondering, exploring and reflecting. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Pumpkin Funting! (feat. Nicole Parker, Patrick McDonald)

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan talk with musical theatre major, Kelby St. Singer (Nicole Parker) and local bar owner, Colby Gold (Patrick McDonald) about musicals, theory of business, first concerts, crushes, questionable science and more! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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With a Knife (feat. Stephnie Weir, Bob Dassie)

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Unbutton your cardigan, this week’s guests are on fire! Beebo and Jan talk with student bookstore employee, Vicky Humphrey (Stephnie Weir) and local bookstore owner, Kevin Archibald (Bob Dassie) about work spouses, giving birth, lawsuits, Toilet, little free library scandals plus: Jan’s baby needs a name! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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The Road is Weak But I Am Long (feat. Mitch Silpa, Ryan Barton)

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 04:00:16 GMT

If you’re on a dopamine fast you’ll want to skip this week’s fun-filled episode! Beebo and Jan talk with B&B owner, Russel (Mitch Silpa) and local therapist, Dewey (Ryan Barton) about specialty fetishes, wet corn, old Hollywood, overstaying your welcome, plus Jan launches an advanced emotional grenade! Listen in and leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown — they'll respond on the show!

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Pickled by Rage (feat. Rebekka Johnson, Anne Gregory)

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week, on your favorite mentally ill podcast: Beebo and Jan chat with concerned citizen, Coleen Scallion (Rebekka Johnson) and adult student, Avery Barnes (Anne Gregory) about butt brains, baby sponsors, the dangers of leaving the house, plus Jan has questions about eggs. Listen in and leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown; they'll respond on the show!

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Hey, Snuff Nation! (feat. Joel Spence, Janie Haddad Tompkins)

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 04:00:00 GMT

What to expect when you’re expecting a podcast: Beebo and Jan gab with two time guest and Jan’s new TA, Glen Demmick (Joel Spence) and entrepreneur, Rose of Sharon Stone (Janie Haddad Tompkins) about failures, successes, radical honesty, annoying co-workers, tig ol’ bitties and lil pet peevies! Listen in! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Metaphor Alert! (feat. Howard Kremer, Rekha Shankar)

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 04:00:28 GMT

Where are you on the pig spectrum? Find out this week as Beebo and Jan chat with storage facility owner, Chord Emerald (Howard Kremer) and professor from the future, Amanda Seven (Rekha Shankar) about sexy giraffe toys, arcade monkey brains, how to think like toilet paper and being Pauly-amorous. If you don’t listen in you’ll be a lonely cheese. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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The Mysterious Yelp Review Part 1 (feat. Maria Blasucci, Amanda Lund)

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan are flapping their hands with delight over these guests/best friends: team building expert Lydia Greengrass-DeAlvaladejo (Maria Blasucci) and Pilates instructor, Meryl [Karen] Mitchell (Amanda Lund). They chat about mucus plugs, John Travolta, friendship, divorce, love languages, Rancho Cucamonga and SO much more. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Snatchurally! (feat. Haley Joel Osment, George Basil)

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Hi, tender heads! Join Jan and Beebo this week in Mammet Valley as they talk with Professor of Entomology, Colby Callahan (Haley Joel Osment) and local bartender, Paul Pierce (George Basil) about cervical ripeness, tiny barbells, sister wives, shark plans, big changes, fresh starts, dying and more! This is the buzz you need to hear. Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Post Colloidal Silver (feat. Nick Kroll, Lisa Gilroy)

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 04:00:03 GMT

Go skinny dipping this week with your favorite marsh babies, Jan and Beebo, as they talk with Wellness expert, Dr. Ken Sharp (Nick Kroll) and backup Dean, Paula the Dean (Lisa Gilroy). They’re chatting kid pop, lightening crotch, janitor game shows, Limerick Year and more. Listen and heal with us!

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A Little Bit of Pamela in My Life (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, Erin Keif)

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan sit down with Middleston alumna, Pam Elliot (Paul F Tompkins) and Fern Gully (Erin Keif), manager of the farmer’s market. This episode is bareback and sunkissed (like one of the guests). You’ll laugh so hard your teeth will fall out (like the other guest). They chat about how to be healthy, sexy father son duos, prairie breakfast, banana disagreements and sooo much more. Listen in! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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As a Woman… (feat. Becky Drysdale, Michael Gutierrez)

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:00:45 GMT

Let the healing begin! This week Jan has a bad attitude! She and Beebo talk with massage therapist, Mona Strokes (Becky Drysdale) and nostalgia re-seller, Jimmy Lybird (Michael Gutierrez) about yoni steaming, unusual massage styles, role play as therapy, Freddy Krueger and more! Listen in! Leave a voicemail for College Town at www.cbbworld.com/callcollegetown and they'll respond on the show!

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Dinner is Cervix (feat. Erik Patterson, James Mastraieni)

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan are joined by two celebrities this week: playwright Matthew Maloney (Erik Patterson) and actor Jeremy Irons (James Mastraieni). They talk types of villains, how many acts make a life, theatre versus movies, using trauma for drama, and why Beebo has a grungy glow this week. Listen in!

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Ferret is Obvious (feat. Gilli Nissim, Jake Jabbour)

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:00:02 GMT

Whoaaa are we tripping or just in one of Jan’s pregnancy dreams? Either way, Beebo and Jan are back with a couple of great guests: Clowning professor, Monsieur Donk (Gilli Nissim) and Laif Waffle (Jake Jabbour) whose existential musings have us asking the big questions: why is clowning so hot? Will that menacing tortoise be the last thing we see? Is therapy bad? Should monkeys be busier than we are? Listen in for the answers to these questions and more!

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And… Skit! (feat. Alex Song-Xia, Ryan Meharry)

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 04:00:59 GMT

Beebo and Jan welcome Middleston improv team member, Jamie (Alex Song-Xia) and Gumby’s Pizza owner, Gabe Charney (Ryan Meharry) to ”yes, and” about baby updates, magic eye art, nipples, urinal mantras and more! Plus a joint improv/ a Capella show from the whole group! Listen in!

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Lanugo! (feat. Monika Smith, Mike McLendon)

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 04:00:42 GMT

What’s grosser than gross? The answer in this week’s episode! Hint: it’s Jan. Join Jan and Beebo as they chat with Bethany (Monika Smith) owner of a unique bake shop and Kent, (Mike McLendon) Middleston’s Ultimate Disc Captain. They talk ear rats, rich people fads, cooking with karma, poop bingo, and all the many ways Jan is disgusting. Listen in!

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Kiss Kiss, Jan Brain Jan Brain (feat. Ryan Gaul, Lesley Tsina)

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week, on a very varicose episode, Beebo and Jan welcome Doug Hancock of Hancock Toyota (Ryan Gaul) and Museum of Spite curator, Claudine LaBong (Lesley Tsina). They talk relationship baggage, old school men, family dinners, toothpaste flavors and the great Monty P (mons pubis).

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You Jan Do Hard Things (feat. Madeline Watler, Jacob Wysocki)

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week In Mammet Valley, Jan and Beebo talk with Helen, a woman who is haunted by her present (Madeline Walter) and social media influencer, Mr. Critter (Jacob Wysocki). They’re chatting about butts, souls, night children and a Beebo hookup! Plus a high stakes game at the end! Listen in!

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Can You Kill and Eat an Angel? (feat. Jason Sheridan, Mike Carlson)

Thu, 30 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan talk with a freshman from a small town, Mark Henderson (Jason Sheridan) and shop owner, Jeremy (Mike Carlson)! They discuss sewer donkeys, profound comics, fugue states, theft and more on this very precious episode. Listen in!

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It’s All Gravy (feat. John Levenstein, Ele Woods)

Thu, 23 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is a rollercoaster! Hostilities! Reconciliations! Tummy aches! Jan and Beebo bring back John Levenstein (John Levenstein) to talk about his restaurant The Honorable Potato, and costume designer, Jewel Keeper (Ele Woods) who has a very specific beef to address. Tune in as they talk third wheels, Tom Selleck, scurvy, shaving mishaps and being too shy to grind.

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Scattered Cud (feat. Fiona Landers, Zach Reino)

Thu, 16 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Get ready to role play in Mammet Valley this week with a couple of guests who are down to eat gull. Beebo and Jan talk with Hazel, a vegan butcher (Fiona Landers) and Griffit, president of the Cryptid Club (Zach Reino) about philosophy, analysts, cannibal animals — plus Jan has a breakdown over birdseed. Listen in, bow mows!

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Little Badger Boy (feat. Pam Murphy, Dan Gregor)

Thu, 09 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT

It’s a family reunion this week in Mammet Valley! Jan and Beebo talk with a mysterious relative, Crystaline (Pam Murphy) and a doctorate of Auto Repair, Dr. Benjamin (Dan Gregor). They chat about childhood grudges, whisper networks, toilet wine, tooth daddies and where the heck Crystaline has been all this time! Listen in! And go to CBBWorld.com/callCollegeTown to ask us questions, seek advice, or anything you wanna get off your chest!

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You’re Beautiful (feat. Mike Mitchell, Nick Wiger)

Thu, 02 May 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode is a wild ride with a HUGE reveal! Beebo and Jan talk with mysterious English Professor, Theo Whalen (Mike Mitchell) and a surprise drop by guest, Victor (Nick Wiger). They chat about Jan’s squirrel envy, hiding in shame, delivery orders, town slogans, Elvis, and feeling represented in sci fi movies. Join us in Mammet Valley and tune in!

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A Porcelain Bird in Your Own Life (feat. Connor Shin, H Michael Croner)

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan hit the perfect level of caffeination to kick off this week’s episode! They talk with Taylor, a metal head having an existential crisis (Conner Shin) and the lingering ex president of Middleston College, Kennedy Kitteridge (H Michael Croner) about love after retirement, sex nostalgia, milky toes and more. Get your swiffer curtains ready for gushers, flushers, toxins and night terrors. Listen in!

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My Favorite Men (feat. Andy Daly, Lennon Parham)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan chat with guests who both nurture and critique talent this week: theatre reviewer, Tyler Daniel McLeod (Andy Daly) and owner of the Spilled Tea Salon, Abigail Esslynn (Lennon Parham). Tune in for coffee enemas, empty nesters, rat faces, sour puzzles, scams and more in this dulcimer of an episode.

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Zildjian Dollar Baby (feat. Mark McConville, Jiavani)

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Take a trip to Mammet Valley with Jan and Beebo this week courtesy of travel agent Gary Plitz (Mark McConville) and Christian rocker Delia Waters (Jiavani). Beebo is having a WEEK! Furniture fires, protein bar traps, and a gongfrontation with a guest! Jan isn’t fighting the flow… but she might have gone blind!? Tune in for bathroom codes, flat sun theory, and more!

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Daddy DeVito (feat. Joel Spence, Ann Maddox)

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 04:00:00 GMT

We kick off this wild ride with Beebo and Jan’s first big fight — and it’s about reptiles! Then they welcome a guy living off his inheritance, Glen Demmick (Joel Spence) and a very shy lady named Sally (Ann Maddox) to talk about lizard people, mouse people and wolf people, a coy Only Fans account, Jan tries to pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger and everyone practices ordering at the butcher! This is not an episode to miss. Listen in!

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A Raisin’s a Raisin (feat. Ted Travelstead, Alison Rich)

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT

This week, Beebo and Jan talk to two elderly gentleman: Orchard owner, John E Abblezee (Ted Travelstead) and provost of Middleston College, Dennis Chatswood (Alison Rich). They chat about feuds, holding grudges, parking the penis and where to find Joni Mitchell these days. Listen in!

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Code of Honor (feat. John Ross Bowie, Mark Rennie)

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan talk with the owner of Elkwood vegetarian restaurant, Bodie Rosenthal (John Ross Bowie) and Middleston College Lifeguard, Dusty (Mark Rennie) about swimming in clothes, ironic scoliosis, and how to eat a placenta. You can listen but you have to sign an NDA.

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Degrassi! You’re Welcome. (feat. Matt Gourley, Hannah Pilkes)

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT

The guests sing (and dance) for their supper on this week’s episode! Jan and Beebo talk with Professor of movement, Lorraine (Matt Gourley) and Allison Cricketracket, a woman who’s seen too much (Hannah Pilkes) about rotating religions, mutual motor boating, bird and bat symbolism, plus Jan remembers then forgets then remembers 9/11. You may want to forget having listened but first, TUNE IN!

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It’s Hard to Deny-y, I Sound Like Bill Nighy (feat. Brandon Johnson, Danielle Schneider)

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 05:00:49 GMT

Mammet Valley history in the making this week on the pod! Beebo and Jan talk with owner of the African American Museum, Randall Fearson (Brandon Johnson) and wife of Middleston College’s president, Skipper Cusher (Danielle Schneider) about multiverse James Browns, ventriloquist husbands, laughing yoga, Calico Critters and MORE! Listen in!

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Sandworm’s Got a Salty Tooth (feat. Becky Feldman, Mel Cowan)

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 05:00:13 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan find out what podcast genre College Town is! They discuss what to do with Beebo’s ashes and then are joined by two inspiring guests: Professor of Greek Mythology, Caliope Clover (Becky Feldman) and motivational speaker, Glen Claghorn (Mel Cowan). They discuss the upside of divorce, the most important sex organ, regional cryptids, and how, in life, it’s the reach not the Pringle. *Sponsored by Pringles!

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Pelly Belly and Señorita Muerta (feat. Hannah Garcés, Ronnie Adrian)

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

This week, Beebo and Jan start the pod with a heart to heart then welcome their guests: transfer student Shmamanda Shmox (Hannah Garcés) and one man radio station, Pelatano (Ronnie Adrian)! They talk wet brains, baby carrot rights, emotional flooders, toilet butter, and the perils of using a squatty potty. Plus listener calls! Tune in!

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You Don’t Make a Bet That You Can’t Cash the Check (feat. Paul Scheer, Chris Candy)

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Buckle up and pour yourself a drink because Beebo and Jan are chatting with local celebrity and DUI lawyer, Dan Danson (Paul Scheer) and Tony Laquer of Laquer Liquors (Chris Candy). They’re talking weird versus hot, the secrets of the back fridge, Flatbread Franny, the performance artist defense and why Mammet Valley is like Taylor Swift. Listen in!

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Better an Empty House Than a Bad Tenant (feat. Sarah Burns, Amy Rhodes)

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Jan has big news to share on this week’s episode! Then she and Beebo sit down with Professor of Business Negotiations, Rona (Sarah Burns) and Patty of Patty’s Pageants (Amy Rhodes) to talk growth mindsets, grownup talents, intestinal singing, plus our very first voicemail! Listen in then call in and give us a piece of your beautiful mind: 323-696-0605

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The Frugal Adjunct (feat. Chad Carter, Niccole Thurman)

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

In this pup-filled episode, Jan and Beebo welcome local podcast host and Professor, Matt French (Chad Carter) and dorm security guard, Sheila LaDon (Niccole Thurman). They’re chatting about misogyny levels, mattress rentals, kid-watching, being done with fun, different types of divorced ladies and the new Third Base. Listen in! And call us: 323-696-0605

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Defeated by CAPTCHA (feat. John Gemberling, Ali Ghandour)

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

A battle as old as the ages ensues this week as Beebo and Jan welcome witchy orchard farmer, Clary D Whittler (John Gemberling) and science-based astrologer Dr. CapriSun (Ali Ghandour). They’re solving riddles, getting necromantic, tasting a crumble and Jan gets her horoscope read! Listen in and call us with your thoughts: 323-696-0605

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#jansplosion (feat. Lilan Bowden, Ify Nwadiwe)

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 05:00:18 GMT

Beebo and Jan chat it up with Middleston sophomore Marisa LaPointe (Lilan Bowden) and Bobby Beans of Mr. Beans Coffee Shop (Ify Nwadiwe). They’re talking truck nuts and dashboard titties, hit clips, the many legends of Jan and more! Listen in and call in to College Town: 323-696-0605

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"This Barbasol Can is Attacking Me?" (feat. Laci Mosley, Dan Lippert)

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Jan and Beebo sit down with Mammet Valley’s resident divorceé, Karissa (Laci Mosley) and Middleston College student, Cub (Dan Lippert), an a capella hopeful. This song-filled episode will leave you breathless as it covers gluten free scams, rage face versus poop face, the secret to success, divorce U-Hauls and MORE! Listen in AND call in to College Town and give us a piece of your mind: 323-696-0605

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Hi, Shark (feat. Chris Kula, Mary Sasson)

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 05:00:37 GMT

Clean start to the new year, clean show for Jan and Beebo! Almost. They chat with British transplant, Coach Frederick Noose (Chris Kula) and Head of Mammet Valley’s Small Business Bureau, Denise Paul (Mary Sasson) about your inner rabbit, things in Australia that can kill you, repression therapy, and Beebo’s endless brilliant business ideas. Sponsored by Worse Help!

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A Lil’ Dab’ll Do Ya (feat. Laurel Coppock, Bobby Mort)

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Still recovering from a hot wine Crimpus, Beebo and Jan are joined by Professor of Movement, Marnorie Trotter (Laurel Coppock) and local Barber, Mason Glib (Bobby Mort) to talk snowflake face, World War 2 era hairstyles, dating fliers and cutting your dreams out of your heart! Listen in!

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“Do You Call It Feeling Out?” (feat. Andrea Rosen, Oscar Montoya)

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Tis the Sleazon! Beebo and Jan talk holiday traditions and gift ideas before welcoming Matt John David (Andrea Rosen) the hottest, coolest student at Middleston and Slush (Oscar Montoya), a local hang-around dude. They talk anti-vax influencers moms, seasonal cum, Jan Gifs, meatballs and more! Listen in AND give Jan and Beebo a call at their new College Town number: 323-696-0605

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Grief is in Session! (feat. Marissa Strickland, Mookie Blaiklock)

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan are joined by the most eligible bachelorette in Mammet Valley, Leona LeVirgin (Marissa Strickland) and Middleston College Grief Counselor, Roger Milson (Mookie Blaiklock). This wild ride will take you from poaching injuries to old timey courtship, cannibalism, ghouls, third dimension dates and, finally, down Jan’s pants. Listen in!

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"Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I’m Dust." (feat. Erin Keif, Steve Szlaga)

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 05:00:58 GMT

This week’s episode kicks off with holiday gift ideas from Jan! Special guests Etiquette School owner, Pearl LaVert (Erin Keif) and Capture the Flag Captain, Debbon Green (Steve Szlaga) come on the pod to talk auditioning for sports, one man coups, learning in your dreams, different ways to kill family members and MORE!

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“Not Today, Seitan" (feat. Mary Sohn, Ryan Rosenberg)

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley Beebo and Jan welcome two newly single guests: Ladies Volleyball Coach, Sue Diggs (Mary Sohn), and Gary Gulch of Gulch’s Wood (Ryan Rosenberg). They’re talking handmade Real Dolls, good at like but bad at love, the difference between being VIP and being canceled, group puns and SO much more. Listen in!

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“Take it to the Grave” (feat. Tim Simons, Jason Mantzoukas)

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

On the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of College Town, Beebo and Jan talk with Max (Tim Simons) of Max’s Diner and the one and only Toilet (Jason Mantzoukas)! Jan and Beebo are just back from a retreat and it’s Jan’s last week living with guys! On this very special episode everyone shares something personal. Let us know your Yelp review in our Instagram comments!

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“Mother’s Milk” (feat. Jamie Gaul, Echo Kellum)

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Beebo and Jan are joined this week by professor of family studies, Mrs. Carter (Jamie Gaul) and local Mammet Valley photographer, Charles Bronson (Echo Kellum). Jan has a George update, Beebo is going to coffee school, and Timmy responds to mom energy! Listen in to hear about corpse genies, Cabbage Patch Kids, liquid business lunches PLUS a Pauline cameo!

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“Too Early For Undercooked, Raw Flapjacks?” (feat. Chloe Wepper, Mary Grill)

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

She’s all that! is something you could say about both guests this week! Jan and Beebo gab with party animal, Chaselyn K Browning (Chloe Wepper) and local legend, Leslie Persploosh (Mary Grill). They’re talking fast cars, hard dicks and saggy butt cheeks in an episode that proves opposites do attract… even if it starts out as a bet. Listen in!

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This Old Boat Does Float (feat. Jean Villepique, Zeke Nicholson)

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 04:00:00 GMT

It’s another wild week in Mammet Valley with Beebo, Jan and two amazing guests: Head of Voice at Middleston College, Linda Lowey (Jean Villepique) and owner of Spring Street Liquors, Jerry Spring (Zeke Nicholson). They talk Beebo’s balls, Timmy’s wild night, Jerry’s conspiracy theory, Linda’s vocal theories, and Jan attempts to invent a new game which she — and only she — really enjoys. Tune in!

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“The Grackle and the Smack” (feat. Matt Hobby, Mo Collins)

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan talk with parenting coach, Zack Smack (Matt Hobby) and Professor of Really Tiny Homes, Fawn Tatters (Mo Collins). This chat covers everything from inner children to inner hedgehogs, renting out Air V&V’s, triggering smiles, shrinking the American Dream, and how to be your own uterus. Listen in!

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Announcement: College Town now released on Thursdays!

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Starting this week, College Town will no longer be released on Tuesdays. But don't worry, because it will now be released two days better, on Thursdays!

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Speaking Words and Shredding Slopes (Jon Daly, Pam Murphy)

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan sit down with snowboarder Donny Diaper (Jon Daly) and poetry professor Carlinda St. James (Pam Murphy) to talk singing murderers, ski lift scandals, dick hype men, Dow Chemicals, and more! Plus an original poem created by the whole group! Listen in!

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"Big Sam and The Bush" (feat. Matt Oberg, Lamar Woods)

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Jan and Beebo welcome KBRZ Morning DJ Randy Bush (Matt Oberg), and Middleston head of custodial services Big Sam (Lamar Woods) for a freewheeling conversation. Topics include: effeminate eagles, hot yoga, Jan’s past lives and sensitive genitalia.

Also there’s lots and lots of Vanilla Ice lyrics...

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“Chosen Nipples” (feat. David Neher, Noël Wells)

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This week, Beebo is feeling the rhythm and Jan just wants to be part of the song. They’re chatting with Middleston College’s Holden Smelling (David Neher), a college counselor with some ethics issues and to Charlotte (Noël Wells), the gang’s new neighbor and…slumlord? Boy math: two problematic locals = a love connection! They bond over cuckolding, new age philosophy, nipples and Halloween! Listen in!

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“Dom Juan” (feat. Vanessa Ragland, Jessica Williamson)

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This week is off to a bang with Beebo just back from sewage surfing and Jan confusing her Tommy Lee’s due to a Benadryl hangover. They welcome Dom (Vanessa Ragland), Mammet Valley’s Rodent Rescuer and Margot Dell (Jessica Williamson), Middleston’s oldest freshman. They’re talking rat tumors, raccoon rehab, roommate struggles, dream dates, and helping each other redo the worst parts of their lives! Listen in!

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“Dirty Dirty Hippo” (feat. Mike Leffingwell, John Hartman)

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Snuggle up with Beebo and Jan this week as they talk with Mammet Valley’s call-in therapist Dr. Frasier Crane (Mike Leffingwell) and Middleston College’s Baton Field Captain, Rodney Landry (John Hartman). First, Beebo gives us a Toilet update, then they talk about feelings, cults, relationships versus hostage situations, vaginal moths - and everyone does a celebrity impression! Listen in!

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“Old at Body, Young at Heart” (feat. Beth Appel, Jamie Denbo)

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan sit down with two of their most mysterious and dangerous guests yet: Francis Fink (Beth Appel), college adjacent property owner and Svetlana Ogliarchivitch (Jamie Denbo), a Russian student with powerful connections. Beebo gets a major crush while the group talks toe piles, tail pies, time travel, short kings, nude pageants, PLUS a pre-taped performance by… not someone’s father.

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“Seven Minutes in Hell” (feat. Allan McLeod, Aristotle Athari)

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 04:00:54 GMT

*This episode was recorded in August before Jimmy Buffett passed*

Get cozy with Beebo and Jan as they welcome Jimmy Buffet (Allan McLeod) of Mammet Valley’s new all-you-can-read cafe and returning guest Coconos Pantales Stavolapos (Aristotle Athari), convenience store owner and Jan’s fertility specialist! They talk near death experiences, alien theories, practicing consent plus a very sad Jan segment. Listen in!

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“The Potato Brothers” (feat. John Levenstein)

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 04:00:20 GMT

This week it’s bros before hos, mans before Jans. Beebo is fresh off witnessing a possible crime and Jan is letting her phone boss her around. They welcome the honorable John Levenstein (John Levenstein), a retired judge and brand new Mammet Valley resident! He’s here to avoid human connection, leave his past behind, reinvent himself, and possibly open a very specific restaurant. Will Beebo, Jan and Timmy win him over? Listen in!

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“The Dick Keeps the Score” (feat. Bayne Gibby, Mary Holland)

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 04:00:45 GMT

Hold on to your diaphragms, it’s a wild ride through Mammet Valley this week! Beebo and Jan are hopped up on Matcha powder and ready to gab with Christine Bodine (Bayne Gibby), proprietor of the decluttering business You Don’t Need That Crap! and fifth year freshman and RA, Molly Turtle (Mary Holland)! They’re talking secret catacombs, clutter debates, Hollywood failures, magical goo and MORE! Listen in!

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"A Pie in the Oven” (feat. Timm Sharp, Brittani Nichols)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 04:00:10 GMT

Grab your forks and your tissues for this week’s episode! Beebo and Jan welcome grief and trauma expert, Roy Ontario (Timm Sharp) and Bethany (Brittani Nichols), baker/owner of Surprise Pies! Jan shares a medical update, Beebo compares real babies and alien babies, and the conversation swings from desert raves and emergency genes to crying games, a romantic rollercoaster for Jan and a guest, plus! Pauline tries to make a cameo. Tune in and get cozy and horny with us in Mammet Valley.

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“Good Jan Hunting” (feat. Demi Adejuyigbe, Kevin Porter, Brett Morris)

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 04:00:33 GMT

When the Beebo is away, the Jan will play! This week, Beebo is MIA so Jan and Timmy welcome guests Mayor Jason (Kevin Porter), mayor of Mammet Valley and his bff, Royce (Demi Adejuyigbe), who owns a hammer store. Jan grabs her chance to get the segments she’s been wanting to do in the show. Royce and Mayor Jason nail down some issues in their friendship, talk busting water, define ‘malt,’ and determine Jan’s fate by asking her a riddle. This episode is tool legit to quit, so don’t miss it! (But we did miss Beebo!)

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“Professor Puddles and Slut Puppy” (feat. Hannah Pilkes, Will Hines)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:00:14 GMT

Beebo and Jan have a wild time with Trish (Hannah Pilkes), a woman who fell out her window, and Howard Longley (Will Hines), professor of comic books at Middleston College. They all do microwaved shots then get into origin stories: Superman’s beginnings, Garfield: the original Fleabag, the age Beebo started to deteriorate, and Jan’s formative sexual experiences! It’s poppers ‘n’ shrimp ‘n’ secrets this week in Mammet Valley!

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The Blue Balls Mushroom Episode (feat. Becky Drysdale, Andy Secunda)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 04:00:22 GMT

Jan is back in town and she and Beebo have delightful guests: Chris (Becky Drysdale) a student with an Anthropology focus, and Arthur (Andy Secunda), Mammet Valley’s local dog photographer. From tragic photo shoots to observing sex parties, this episode will have you saying, “How interesting… and how interesting that I find this interesting.” Get excited for Who’s the Boss impressions, lighting meat, a mole incident, pooping on The Onion, tv versus television AND our very first longtime listener first time caller!

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“You Were Asking For It” (feat. Joe Schiappa, Emily Schmidt)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 04:00:36 GMT

Jan and Beebo have local celebrity guests Dean Cory Littt (Joe Schiappa) and his wife Deanne (Emily Schmidt)! This is the episode where you get the answers to your burning questions: Is there another Dean’s List? What’s the deal with their son? What part did Jan play in their marriage? And when will Jan get a full time teaching position?? Plus: penis hot dogs and bun vulvas, never before heard SNL behind-the-scenes trivia, Jan’s best Holiday Inn Express life, solo shows, tenured wives, sexual tension with Timmy and so much more!!!

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Where Do We Begin? A College Town Special

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 04:00:28 GMT

This week, Jan is on a romantic getaway with her husband George so she and Beebo hop on the phone for some therapy with Esther Perel! (Well, with her therapy cards, that is) They talk humiliation, denial, vending machine tuna, surprising compliments and Timmy chimes in, too! Mental health journeys, mysterious husbands and deep confessions await you - listen in!

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“It’s a Boot-Cute!” (feat. Brandon Johnson, Jessica Jardine)

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 04:00:01 GMT

Amazing guests Ronald Evell (Brandon Johnson), Middleston College’s parking attendant and Jenny Shipp (Jessica Jardine), the welcoming face of Zig Zag Records join Beebo and Jan to talk life lessons and parking tickets, the joys of being basic, abortion cruises, car dates, the stages of man, and fallopian egg sandwiches. It’s a meet-cute to boot (which is a fine you need to pay if you want it removed from your tire)!

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“Definitely Don’t Kill Me” (feat. Bryan Safi, Gil Ozeri)

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 04:00:28 GMT

Beebo and Jan gab with two locals today: Melbourne (Bryan Safi) a one man farmers market and Old Man Schtilt (Gil Ozeri), the oldest and most pranked man in Mammet Valley. They talk everything from onion milk and Raisin Fest to marriage, divorce, hamster updates, tragedy, weird turn ons, and how Jan is sooo rude! Plus: an origin story is born on today’s episode!

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Victoria’s Secrets: Our Most Pun-filled Pod Yet (feat. Ele Woods, Matt Newell)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 04:00:01 GMT

Beebo and Jan sit down with Victoria Threads (Ele Woods) of Beads n’ Fibers and Chip, (Matt Newell) Math 101 T.A and aspiring Escape Room professor. In this episode of big reveals they learn about: the other Dean’s List, Mammet Valley’s divorce rate, anal bead tips, the grief/libido connection, Beebo’s illegal nervous habit… and Jan gets big news about her husband, George!

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"Our Horniest Episode Ever” (feat. Brian Huskey, Cissy Fenwick)

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 04:00:23 GMT

It’s raining professors this week in Mammet Valley! Jan and Beebo chat with Larry Cushion, professor of Musicology (Brian Huskey) and Dr. Veronica Eros, professor of Erotic Lit (Cissy Fenwick). From political toe nails and secret reveals to murder ballads, fetishes, hotwife fantasies, a simulated couples therapy session and a mouse this episode is guaranteed to tickle your fancy or disturb you beyond measure. But we hope both!

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“You Must Ingest it to Manifest it” (feat. Naomi Ekperigin, Andy Beckerman)

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 04:00:32 GMT

It’s an episode of mysteries revealed this week in Mammet Valley! Beebo and Jan are joined by owner of Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! Linda Hathaway (Naomi Ekperigin) and Professor of Fecal Studies, JJ Ballard (Andy Beckerman). Tune in to get answers to life’s most pressing questions: How do you pronounce ‘fondant?’ What does PHD really stand for? What is the science behind fortune cookies? Ask the Universe or ask Google? Have Beebo and Timmy hooked up? Is Jan a ghost? And what is written in Beebo’s eyebrows?

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Revenge Tits (feat. Ben Rodgers, Marcy Jarreau)

Tue, 30 May 2023 04:00:06 GMT

This week, Beebo and Jan sit down with Mammet Valley landscaper Bob Epplesheimer (Ben Rodgers) and student/ cleaning staffer of Middleston College, Joy (Marcy Jarreau). It’s an episode full of debates! What kind of pet was weed whacked? Whose diarrhea is more fun? Nitwit or halfwit? Sex toy cleaning devices: good or bad? Are Sybians brag-worthy? Is Beebo’s voice finally changing? Does Jan know ANY words? And MORE!

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Dusty Goblins and Mayan Times (feat. Dan Mirk, Christine Bullen)

Tue, 23 May 2023 04:00:03 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan welcome professor of Mad Science, Dr. Victrovious Cucamonga (Dan Mirk) and their first incognito guest on the run from legal troubles (Christine Bullen). They cozy up and talk resurrecting reluctant wives, Craigslist fetishes, pooping in float tanks, and ideal first dates. Dr. Victrovious leads Jan and Beebo in a relationship building exercise. Plus: another love connection on College Town! Tune in and smell the emotion - just like bees and Jan do!

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Two Jans and a Weeny! (feat. Lesley Tsina, Dave Ferguson)

Tue, 16 May 2023 04:00:35 GMT

This week Jan and Beebo welcome fellow Middleston adjunct professor Janet Vanderwurf (Lesley Tsina) and infamous Mammet Valley slum lord Don Weeny (Dave Ferguson). Fresh back from Toilet's memorial, Beebo updates us on his adventures at Lake Havasu and the gang brainstorms on what era of mental patient Jan would be. Other topics of discussion include Jan's nipples, Lenny Kravitz's trunk and how best to sleep in a barrel.

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College Town Special: Don’t You Love When Have Diarrhea?

Tue, 09 May 2023 04:00:13 GMT

This week on a very special episode of College Town: Beebo has a raccoon virus and Jan is depressed and back in her bed of rags so they do 36 Questions to Fall in Love (as friends!) Beebo is livid from question one and it just gets worse. They get deep and dirty with topics like perfect days, death hunches, desires, dads, the truth about Tidbit and more! Tune in to find out if they fall in love (as friends!!!)

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“Hold the Mustard!” (feat. Jennie Pierson, Anthony Gioe)

Tue, 02 May 2023 04:00:51 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Beebo and Jan are joined by Mark Loser (Anthony Gioe) and Heidi Riverbottom, the Dean’s executive assistant (Jennie Pierson). Mark shares his plans for a theme park and Heidi breaks all her NDA’s to dish! They talk red tape problems, freshly grown foreskin, how to be le cunt, Timmy’s wrestling name - plus Jan has news!

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Where's My Pen? (feat. Carl Tart)

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 04:00:48 GMT

This week in Mammet Valley, Jan and Beebo welcome Revenge Fitness owner Cedric Pollard (Carl Tart). They talk about what things are emasculating, Twaster (knock off Twister), how forests are a man’s garden, and Cedric tries to get them to sign a lifetime gym contract. They also talk book club, the oldest shark’s outdated references, and incurable fungus. Plus an update on Toilet!

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“He Digs Up Things, She Digs Up People” (feat. Matt Besser, Dannah Phirman)

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 04:00:11 GMT

Beebo and Jan are joined by special guests Fench Fry Tater Tot (Matt Besser) and Janis Jenkins, professor of Forensic Anthropology. (Dannah Phirman). They discuss French Fry’s lawsuit against Billy Bob Thorton and all the things Billy Bob stole from him. Janis is looking for a sitter for her adorable foundling son. Also in the convo: giving birth like pulling a tooth, pre-death cannibalism, and Beebo’s friend, Toilet, is missing!

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"One Man’s Background is Another Man’s Foreground" (feat. Alex Fernie)

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 04:00:25 GMT

Beebo and Jan decide they are a non-fucking family. Timmy is scared of Jan’s bedtime bonnet. They chat with special guest Rory Tug of Tug’s Rugs (Alex Fernie) about the grand reopening, the tragic event that inspired his ad campaigns, and the 3 men that are Rory Tug: the man in the dark, the carpet man, and the mystery man uncovered on the podcast! Plus much more!

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“What Happens in Space, Stays in Space” (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, Phil Augusta Jackson)

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 04:00:55 GMT

Beebo and Jan are joined by Bing Lujo (Paul F Tompkins) of Mammet Valley’s Bing Bang Boom Malt Shop and Benjamin (Phil Augusta Jackson) campus bus driver. They talk condolence emojis, secret billionaires, Bing’s love life, the many movies Benjamin has consulted on, and then they get a tarot reading!

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“Mr. Doubtfire” (feat. Lily Sullivan, Tim Baltz)

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 04:00:31 GMT

This week on College Town Jan, Beebo and Timmy work out some roommate issues. They welcome special guests Pamela Anderson (Lily Sullivan) owner of Mammet Valley’s Daddy Daycare and Bernard Spivey (Tim Baltz) who teaches History of the Glass of Water at Middleston College and discuss how clam ladles are exactly what you think they are, mashed potato breasts, what men really need and why younger women are unlikeable. Plus a HUGE secret about Timmy is revealed!

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"Chicks Love Cat Dicks!" (feat. Justin Michael, Zac Oyama)

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:00:02 GMT

This week Jan and Beebo welcome proprietor of the year-round haunted house Wade Chobis (Justin Michael) and transfer student Pristen Bodlethwaite (Zac Oyama). They discuss nicknames, fitting in to a new scene and reveal their sexual fetishes. Also...they also start a band!"

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A Raisin in the Chowder (feat. Aristotle Athari, Lisa Gilroy)

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 04:00:04 GMT

This week, Beebo and Jan chat with local shop owner Coconos Pantales Stavolapos (Aristotle Athari) and boy genius Hankley Cleverly (Lisa Gilroy). They unearth yet another Mammet Valley murder, Jan borrows a technique from a Praying Mantis, Beebo reveals his plastic surgery and both guests have pitches for impregnating Jan. Plus Timmy (Brett Morris) gets kissed!

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House of Tuition (feat. Betsy Sodaro, Mano Agapion)

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 05:00:59 GMT

This week on a very sexy episode of College Town, Jan and Beebo sit down with local witches Kiva (Mano Agapion) and Alpo (Betsy Sodaro) to talk orgies, being single on the Oregon Trail, sex with Dr. Kevorkian, Squirt Church, and so much more depravity. Plus Jan decides to do 28 & Me (the mystical version of 23 & Me).

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Wikipedia, But For Diarrhea! (feat. H Michael Croner, Julie Brister)

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 05:00:30 GMT

Jan and Beebo are joined by pizza shop worker Greeny Blake (H Michael Croner) and campus police officer Twyla (Julie Brister) for the scariest episode of College Town yet! The gang discusses labyrinth walks, marrying inanimate objects and stumble onto the identity of the perpetrator of a sting of grizzly murders that have been plaguing Middleston College. Also, Jan updates us on her living situation and Beebo and Greeny have an emotional breakthrough.

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“A Little Bit of Kiwi in My Life” (feat. Payam Banifaz, Fiona Landers)

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 05:00:07 GMT

Jan and Beebo sit down with Roger Moore (Payam Banifaz), the utilities manager at Middleston College, and Rebecca Stringle (Fiona Landers), Mammet Valley’s historian. They discuss Mormon sex practices, Jan’s mouth termites, a missing person case, and Beebo scores a date!

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“If You Die, Don’t Let it Ruin Your Life” (feat. Allan McLeod, Marissa Strickland)

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:00:29 GMT

Jan and Beebo get deep this week with Paul Giamalli (Allan McLeod), caretaker of the abandoned Mammet Valley mall and Jill Bank (Marissa Strickland), Middleston College’s only senior citizen student - and Beebo’s ex! They talk coming back from the dead, Italian Halloween, Jan’s graced vagina, and dabble in some ASMR. This is the first College Town episode to make a love connection… tune in to find out who sparked!

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Dirty Books (feat. Mark Rennie, Shaun Diston)

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 05:00:23 GMT

This week's College Town is filthy! Jan and Beebo are joined by Professor of Entrepreneurship, Morris Pink (Shaun Diston) and owner of Bonnet's Books, Martin Bonnet (Mark Rennie) to discuss pornography they've consumed and been in, the occult, whether or not to start a band and the mystery behind Professor Pink's frozen wife.

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"I’ll Have the Jan Sandwich" (feat. Rob Huebel, Owen Burke)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 05:00:29 GMT

Beebo and Jan sit down with Fred Snoshigan (Owen Burke) of Snoshigan’s Sandwiches and college swimmer Jesse Joiner (Rob Huebel) to talk about a controversial swim meet, large penises, road rage, Jan’s special sandwich request, and more!

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Only a Ghoul! (feat. Paul Rust, Nick Mandernach)

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Jan and Beebo are joined by Beebo’s childhood buddies, the Get Down Gang. Ray Gravel and Dean of Horror Studies, Dr. Daniel Palm, reveal hairy secrets about their high school days. They coin a new term, “YOGO!” Beebo still has feelings for an ex, and Jan realizes her marriage is the movie Jaws which is extra scary since her husband is finally coming to town!

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The Butter Ball Defense (feat. Toni Charline, Ronnie Adrian)

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 05:00:34 GMT

On this episode of College Town Jan and Beebo welcome former Middleston basketball champ James Cream (Ronnie Adrian) to discuss his exciting new local business and by the book Resident Assistant and sick skater Donna Steaks (Toni Charlene) breaks down when it's OK to sleep with students in her dorm. Listen to find out what kind of meat is on Jan's face, why Beebo thinks he's a good dude and whether pube sandwiches are funny.

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Recovery in Progress (feat. Hillary Ann Matthews and Ali Ghandour)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 05:00:06 GMT

Jan and Beebo compare healing modalities (car saunas and MDMA) then they chat with transfer student Candace (Hillary Ann Matthews) and entrepreneur Stevie Creynolds (Ali Ghandour) of Amazon Scrime. Topics include slut culture, therapy, tape worms and more!

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Galumphing (feat. Ed Helms, Deb Tarica)

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 05:00:56 GMT

Jan and Beebo are joined by Derek (Ed Helms), a student’s attentive father with a tragic past, and local celebrity Clementine (Deb Tarica) who takes them through the ABC’s of acting. Nearly everyone cries!

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Rutting Season (feat. Heather Anne Campbell, Tony Rodriguez)

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:00:52 GMT

It’s a raccoon lockdown day in Mammet Valley, so Beebo and Jan cozy up with Professor of Snacks, Anna Platts (Heather Anne Campbell) and Beverly Chester (Tony Rodriguez), who works the concession stand at the community theater. They talk about Beebo’s past love life and what your favorite snacks say about you!

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A Taint With a View (feat. Lilan Bowden, Eliza Skinner)

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 05:00:50 GMT

This week on College Town, Harley Botts (Lilan Bowden) lends their life coaching skills to the “Jan-demic” while Leslie Brock-Morton (Eliza Skinner), Professor of Theatrical Arts, leads the group in a wild acting exercise. Meanwhile, Beebo tries to discourage Jan from adopting a raccoon (nice try, Beebo!)

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Hung Gollum (feat. Brian Huskey)

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 05:00:53 GMT

Beebo and Jan chat with Art Professor Anton Le Dieux (Brian Huskey) about the human experience and what performance art is, Beebo confronts a raccoon, and Jan may or may not be microdosing.

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Dirty Friends (feat. Anne Lane, Dave Theune)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:00:19 GMT

In this episode of College Town, Jan and Beebo talk with Park Ranger Donna Rash (Anne Lane) and Head of On Campus Residency Fred Hooter (Dave Theune). They discuss raccoons devising a mother/daughter rift, Jan’s banishment from a dance club and whether or not doing drugs for the first time is like losing your virginity.

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Down to Brown (feat. Mary Grill and John Gemberling)

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:10:23 GMT

For their first episode, Jan and Beebo are joined by Mammet Valley native Joyce Bychoice (Mary Grill) and Middleston Professor of the color brown, Dr. Lavid Tattermore (John Gemberling). Joyce reveals why her husband is in the basement, Beebo wrestles a raccoon, Jan throws axes and Dr. Tattermore gives a riveting guest lecture.

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