Nose Candy

Ep 104: Fboy Island

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons EDP

Dior Sauvage

Encre Noir

Black Leather by J Scent

Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Nuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir

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Ep 103: minimalism

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off!

Fragrances Discussed:

The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle

Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle

Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle

Dr Bronners Citrus

Jacomo de Jacomo

Angel by Mugler

Hypermusc by Courreges

Celine Black Tie

Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss

Correges Second Peau

Courreges L’eau de Liesse

Courreges Le Messager

Bruno Acampora Musc

CK One by Calvin Klein

Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz

Zing by Andrea Maack

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 17 (aka Ep 102): Nose Candy Wrapped 2025

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.

Fragrances Discussed:

YSL Baby Cat

Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Boy Smells Doll Skin

Citrush by Boy Smells

Rose Load by Boy Smells

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices

Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois

Delina by Parfums de Marly

JPG La Belle

Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange

Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois

Garage JMP artisan parfums

Comme des Garçons Garage

Nosu Been trying to meet you

Nosu Sain no more

Nosu Hides

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Horizon Oriza Legrande

Perfumer H Dust

Warm Bulb by Clue

Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris

Heliotrope by Perfumer H

Salt by Perfumer H

Rose with Insect by Perfumer H

Akro Crush

Mugler Angel

Santa Maria Novella Patchouli

Vivienne Westwood Boudoir

Jacomo by Jacomo

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 15 (aka Ep 101): Prehistoric Perfume

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 11:00:21 GMT

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.

Fragrances Discussed

Obsession by Calvin Klein

Demeter Kitten Fur

Mud by Born to Stand Out

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Akro Bake

Lyra by Xerjoff

Female Christ by 19-69

Lampblack by Fzotic

Coco Mademoiselle

Marc Jacobs Daisy

Jean Paul Gaultier le Male

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 14 (aka Ep 100): Age Regression

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.

Fragrances Discussed

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Boy Smells Doll Skin

Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse

Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 13 (aka Ep 99): Bimbo Summit

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.

Fragrances Discussed:

Michael Jordan Legend

Coffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas

Akro Smoke

Dannam Vietnamese Coffee

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

Delulu by Oddity

Naked Dance by Oddity

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 12 (aka Ep 98): Extra-verts

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 19:00:00 GMT

Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night.

Fragrances Discussed:

Angel by Mugler

Female Christ by 19-69

Obsession by Calvin Klein

Loulou by Cacharel

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Doliphor by Marlou

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Joy by Jean Patou

Ma Bête by Eris

Delta of Venus by Eris

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 11 (aka Ep 97): Eau de Introvert

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off!

Fragrances Discussed:

Totally White 126 Parle Moi de Parfum

Akro Night

L'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO Parfums

Relique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrande

Kiehl's Original Musk

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Angel by Mugler

Light Blue by D&G

Velvet Iris by Essential Parfums

Gap Dream

Osmo Andrea Maack

Sex and the Sea by Francesca Bianchi

Megamare by Orto Parisi

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Crush

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 10 (aka Ep 96): Dangling Carrots

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons Rouge

Comme des Garçons Original

Stecca by Hilde Soliani

Pluck by Jorum Studio

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 9 (aka Ep 95): Thrift Shop

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Poeme by Lancome

J'Adore Dior

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Black Afghano by Nassomatto

Loulou by Cacharel

Obsession by Calvin Klein

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Lady Stetson

Mitsuko by Guerlain

Halston by Halson

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Phlur Vanilla Skin

Revlon Ciara

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 8 (aka Ep 94): bamBOOZEle'd

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.

Fragrances Discussed:

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Black Tie by Celine

Angel by Mugler

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Oriza LeGrande Horizon

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Pink Sugar

Ariana Grande Cloud

Relique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrand

Héliotrope by Oriza LeGrand

YSL Back Opium

Drunk Saffron Born to Stand Out

Be my Cookie Born to Stand Out

Dirty Milk Born to Stand Out

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 7 (aka Ep 93): The 1st Annual Big Beautiful Bottle Beauty Pageant

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.

Fragrances Discussed:

Oriza Legrand Héliotrope

Oriza Legrand Horizon

MDCI Invasion Barbare

MDCI Blue Satin

L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir

Trudon II

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Hilde Soliani Orgasmo

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Clue Warm Bulb

Strangers Cachouli

Jorum Studio Pony Body

Jorum Studio Gorseland

Jorum Studio Rose Highland

Jorum Studio Healing Berry

Slumberhouse Baque

Universal Flowering Fig Leaf

Kyse Oui Plus

Kyse Gateau de Carnevale

Dali Laguna

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika

Nasomatto Blamage

Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps

Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch

Altra Stone Cold Heart

Neandertal Us

Kenzo Flower

Gaultier Classique

YSL Rive Gauche

Angel by Mugler

Costume National Supergloss

Estée Lauder Youth Dew

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Paloma Picasso

Comme des Garçons

Ck One

Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle

Obsession by Calvin Klein

The Different Company Osmanthus

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Andrea Maack Coven

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Tocade by Rochas

Tocadily by Rochas

Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen

Pine by Stora Skuggen

Fracas by Piguet

Britney Spears Fantasy

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

J’Adore Dior

Corrèges Hypermusc

Bruno Acampora Musc

Jovoy Psychedelique

Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal

Demeter Snow

Drakkar Noir

Zoologist Rabbit

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 6 (aka Ep 92): Daily Wear (and Tear!)

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it!

Perfumes Discussed:

Hwyl Aesop

CDG Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Arabian Tonka by Montale

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Super Cedar by Byredo

Dior Sauvage

Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche

Hot Cotton by Baruti

Angel by Mugler

Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani

Warm Bulb by Clue

Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver

Anarchist A- by Toscovat

The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays

Jeroboam Oriento

Andrea Maack Entrance

Andrea Maack Pavilion

Andrea Maack Jest

Andrea Maack Muse

Andrea Maack Neon Veil

Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 5 (aka Ep 91): Forbidden Froot

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine!

Fragrances Discussed:

Insolence by Guerlain

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo

Pavilion by Andrea Maack

Supergloss by Costume National

Gloss by Costume National

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 4 (aka Ep 90): Crash Out

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Yves Saint Laurent Rive Gauche

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Gap Dream

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 3 (aka Ep 89): Tote Bag Frags

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh feeling? Whether you carry it on your left or your right or want to go day-to-night these are the adorable, unignorable, and perfectly transportable scents that answer the question: what's in her bag?

Fragrances Discussed:

Tocade by Rochas

Andrea Maack Craft

YSL Rive Gauche

Mugler Angel

Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 2 (aka Ep 88): Pump It Up!

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 10:00:00 GMT

This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria) on the hunt for weight gain frags, Icy Hot perfumes, and duty free drydowns. Whether you're here for a jaw workout, a labdanum lobotomy, or the scent of anonymised hair, the ladies are taking the zest and leaving the rest for a pulsing, pert, and perky episode you will not want to postpone!

** This episode is dedicated to perfumer Mary Behlar of Bourbon French Perfumes, may she rest in peace. If you don't yet own a bottle of her stunning patchouli, get thee to neworleansperfume.com to support this family-owned brand. **

Fragrances Discussed:

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Orto Parisi Seminalis

Bourbon French Parfums Patchouli

Jovoy Psychedelique

Serge Lutens Bornéo 1834

Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue

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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 1 (aka Ep 87): The French Connection

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talking jet lag, checked bags, and red flags, to bring you an episode dressed in head-to-toe Jacquemus. Want to smell like a dead butterfly? What about the ghost of Samantha Jones? Payless perfume anyone? Whether you're on a Eurotrip, in a domestic partnership or slowly losing your grip, your sunscreen-scented IV drip of Nose Candy Intl. is ready to be administered!

Curious about what your gals have been up to on hiatus? Preorder Maddie's sold out perfume Centerfold for Hollywood Gifts, and keep your eyes out for Chloe's debut solo album Social Butterfly, coming soon!

Fragrances Discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540

Andrea Maack Muse

Britney Spears Curious

Paris Hilton Eau de Parfum

Escada Tropical Punch

Escada Sunset Heat

Youth Dew by Estee Lauder

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens

Ariana Grande Cloud

Nishane Fan Your Flames X

Magma Andrea Maack

Zing Andrea Maack

The Different Company Osmanthus

Delina Parfums de Marly

Love is Coming Chapter II by The Different Company

Jorum Studio Pluck!

Terre d'Hermes by Hermes

Heaven Can Wait by Frederic Malle

Declaration by Cartier

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SCENT SWAP JUNE 1st 2025 - BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

Fri, 23 May 2025 14:00:00 GMT

Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event!

Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!)

Don't wait to get your tickets...they're going fast and space is limited!

BUY TICKETS HERE or at the link in our bio on Instagram (@nosecandypod)

We <3 you all and hope you're getting prepped for our return to the old ball and chain (our respective microphones). Muah! See ya on Sunday, June 1st!

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Ep 86: The Nose Candy Hotline (feat. Dan Allegretto)

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 16:16:00 GMT

They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!

Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue With The Candlestick

Tauer Lonestar Memories

Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga

Drakkar Noir by Guy LeRoche

Coven by Andrea Maack

Abercombie Fierce

Comme Des Garcons Man 2

Creed Silver Mountain Water

Encre Noire à L'Extreme by Lalique

Encre Noir by Lalique

Kerosene Black Vines

Guerlain Insolence

Comme des Garcons by Comme des Garcons

Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia

Naked Dance by Oddity

Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers

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Ep 85: Perfumes Past Lives?

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.

Fragrances Discussed:

Slightly-B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

Encre Noire by Lalique

Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Encens Suave by Matiere Premiere

Age of Innocence by Toscovat

Inexcusable Evil by Toscovat

DS & Durga Peanut

Dirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule Parfum

Glossier You

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Tailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie

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Ep 84: The Real World: Nose Candy

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.

Fragrances Discussed:

Angel by Mugler

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Coven by Andrea Maack

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Moral Map by Clue

Warm Bulb by Clue

With The Candlestick by Clue

You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Alguien II by Alguien

Mossy Glen by Villa Erbatium

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Ep 83: Fake A$$ B!tches

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Hilde Soliani Sale e Pepe

Hilde Soliani Hot Milk

Santa Maria Novella Tabacco Toscano

Miller Harris Soufflot

Miller Harris Feuilles de Tabac

Baruti Chai

Cafe V by Olympic Orchids

SM Cafe by Strangers Parfumerie

Cachouli by Strangers Parfumerie

Warm Bulb by Clue

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Ep 82: Fragrance Fantasy

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Warm Bulb by Clue

Les Cahiers Secrets by Jouissance

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Relique d'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Byredo Bibliothèque

M/Mink by Byredo

Animalique by Byredo

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Ile Mythique by Chabaud

Lait et Chocolat by Chabaud

Lait Concentre by Chabaud

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Ep 81: Get Naked (I Got a Plan)

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Baccarat Rouge 540

Andrea Maack Pavilion

Comme Des Garcons Marseille

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Essential Faith Perfume

Un Musc by Obvious Parfums

Une Vanille by Obvious Parfums

Une Figue by Obvious Parfums

Debaser by DS and Durga

Fighissimo by Hilde Soliani

Philosykos by Diptyque

Alluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis

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Ep 80: The Brunettepisode

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Olene by Diptyque

Child by Susan D. Owens

Green Spell by Eris

Coven by Andrea Maack

Liis Rose Struck

Rien by Etat Libre D’Orange

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Aqua de Parma Colonia

Fleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens

Encense Suave by Matiere Premiere

Ma Nishtana by Prissana

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Ep 79: Pretty Please!

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?

Fragrances Discussed:

Tihota by Indult

Casamorati Lira

Delta of Venus by Eris

Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

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Ep 78: Eau de Eraserhead

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!

Fragrances Discussed:

Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere

Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Celine Black Tie

Another 13 by Le Labo

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Secretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'Orange

Bois de Balincourt by Maison Louis Marie

Arsalan by Prin

Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Ep 77: Surprises and Disappointments

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT

Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Davidoff Cool Water

CK be

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Jo Malone Red Roses

Serge Lutens La Fille De Berlin

Rauque by Roberto Greco

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Tocadilly by Tocade

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

L'Eau Serge Lutens

L'Eau d'Hermès

Estée Lauder Aramis

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Acqua di Gio

Fille de Joie Serge Lutens

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Les Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum

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Ep 76: 2025 Trend Forecast

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 14:00:00 GMT

It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue Warm Bulb

d'Annam white rice

Diptyque Eau Papier

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Andrea Maack Ceramic

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Liquide Imaginaire Blanche Bête

Bianco Latte by by Giardini Di Toscana

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese

Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus

Naomi Goodsir Iris Cendré

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Calvin Klein Escape

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Adidas Moves

Andrea Maack Osmo

Room 1015 Wavechild

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jo Malone Red Roses

Zing by Andrea Maack

Child by Susan D. Owens

Olene by Diptyque

Comme des Garcons Marseille

J-Scent Paper Soap

J-Scent Yawahada

J'Adore Dior

Serge Luttens Fleur D'Oranger

Acqua Di Parma Colonia

Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Poivre Noire by Serge Lutens

Slightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

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Ep 75: Loose Lips

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 11:00:32 GMT

This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!

Fragrances Discussed:

1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De Parfum

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De Parfum

L'Attesa by Masque Milano

Dama Koupa by Baruti

Frederic Malle Lipstick Rose

Experimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Night

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Ep 74: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (feat. Lily Marotta)

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 19:10:00 GMT

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!

Fragrances Discussed:

Gucci Rush

Acqua di Gio by Armani

Gap Dream

Rose Struck by Liis

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Chloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs

Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange

Baccarat Rouge 540

Ariana Grande Cloud

Britney Spears Fantasy

David Beckham Instinct

Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey

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Ep 73: Spice Up Your Life

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 11:00:20 GMT

This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Feuilles de Tabac by Miller Harris

CDG original

Le Labo Rose 31

Floral Rose by Dossier

Kerosene Followed

Angels' Share By Kilian

Il Tempo delle Mele by Hilde Soliani

Buon Pranzo by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Psychédélique by Jovoy

Mdci Invasion Barbare

Erotic by Franck Boclet

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Poems One Through Twelve by Universal Flowering

Experimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'Orange

I am Trash by Etat Libre D'Orange

Exit The King by Etat Libre D'Orange

The Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'Orange

She Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange

500 Years by Etat Libre D'Orange

Eau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

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Ep 72: Nose Candy Wrapped 2024

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 11:00:04 GMT

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.

Fragrances Discussed:

Guerlain Insolence

Zoologist Hummingbird

Etat Libre d'Orange Rien

Guerlain Mitsouko

Joy by Jean Patou

Chanel No 5

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Bianco Latte

Lait Concentre

CK One

Andrea Maack Coven

Black Tie by Celine

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Bruno Acampora Musc

Angel by Mugler

Chanel Le Lion

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Ep 71: Fragrances of Mass Destruction

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 11:00:14 GMT

This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)

Fragrances Discussed:

Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by Reminiscence

Blanche Bête by Liquides Imaginares

Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani

Une Tira D'Autra by Hilde Soliani

Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

Sale e Pepe by Hilde Soliani

Mmm by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Drink Menta by Hilde Soliani

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Dev 1- IV by Olympic Orchids

Comme Des Garcons Original

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sarah Baker Leopard

Sarah Baker Jungle Jezebel

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

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Ep 70: I Do (feat. Steve Gontarski)

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 11:00:22 GMT

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth.

Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.

Fragrances Discussed:

Don't Cry For Me Altaia

Diptyque Olene

Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Baruti Perverso

Akro Smoke

Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

Francesca Bianchi Unspoken Musk

Serge Lutens Five O'Clock Au Gingembre

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee

Serge Lutens Santal Majuscule

Crabtree and Evelyn Room Spray

Ernesto Cire Trudon Candle

Old Spice

4711 Cologne

Comme Des Garçons Carnation

Comme Des Garçons Harissa

Comme Des Garçons Rouge

Comme Des Garçons Sequoia

Comme Des Garçons Palisander

Female Christ by 19-69

Comme Des Garçons Lily

Guerlain Muguet

Comme Des Garçons Original

Comme Des Garçons Marseille

Serge Lutens L'Orpheline

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Halston by Halston

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden

Zoologist Rabbit

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

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Ep 69: Do You Believe In Magic?

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:00:01 GMT

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Mango on the Rocks Hilde Soliani

Snowy Owl by Zoologist

DSH Perfumes

Papier D'Armenie Rose Candle

Santa Maria Novella Rose Water

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Penhaligon's The Coveted Duchess

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Rose Oud by Eric Buterbaugh

Red Roses by Jo Malone

Rosa Nigra by Filippo Sorcinelli

Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli

No Oud by Baruti

Andrea Maack Craft

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Clue Warm Bulb

Clue Morel Map

Clue With The Candlestick

Clue The Point

D'Annam White Rice

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Ep 68: So Crazy It Just Might Work

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 11:00:56 GMT

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Stora Skuggan Thumbsucker

Akro Malt

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Universal Flowering Poems One Through Twelve

Universal Flowering Holy Hell

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Ep 67: Memento Odori

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 00:16:39 GMT

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Relique d’Amour by Oriza L. LeGrand

Avignon by Comme des Garçons

Reliqvia by Filippo Sorcinelli

Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli

Io Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo Sorcinelli

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Neandertal by Neandertal

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Bois d'Ascèse by Naomi Goodsir

Akro Smoke

Burning Barbershop

Olympic Orchids Kilauea

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Olympic Orchids Tropic of Capricorn

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Olympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest

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Ep 66: Under The Influence (feat. Marc Sebastian)

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 10:00:36 GMT

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator.

Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!

Fragrances Discussed:

Abercrombie Fierce

Lacoste Red

Curve Men by Liz Claiborne

Versace Red Jeans

Versace Blue Jeans

Bleu de Chanel

Replica Beach Walk

Replica Lazy Sunday Morning

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Chanel #5

Zoologist Civet

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Zoologist Hummingbird

Ma Bête by Eris

Zoologist T Rex

Zoologist Penguin

Blanche Bête Liquides Imaginaires

Reminiscence Les Notes Gourmands

Milky Musk by Parle Moi de Parfum

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

??? by Chanel (unreleased)

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Ep 65: A Method to the Madness (feat. Kate Berlant)

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 10:00:53 GMT

What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you like to smell like a brand new car? What about a jumbo tin of bag balm? A morning jog through the park with just a hint of pollution? It's time to hit your mark and find your light divas: this is one showstopping episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from genius Kate Berlant? Go follow her on insta @kateberlant, watch her specials Cinnamon in the Wind and Would it Kill You to Laugh with John Early, and listen to every single g-d damn episode of her podcast Poog with Jacqueline Novak!

Fragrances Discussed:

Glossier You

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Chanel Le Lion

Black Anise by Abel

Akro Ink

Encre Noir

Saint Rita Parlor Parfum Rita's Car

Eris Green Spell

Comme Des Garcons Serpentine

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Ep 64: Careless Whisper

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 10:00:45 GMT

This week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in their collections that speak volumes... at the quietest volume possible. Follow along as they sniff a Molecule 01 for girls, a Frederic Fekkai frag, a desperation musk, and a Larry Gagosian perfume. All that PLUS answers to the week's toughest questions, including: is astrology a smartphone-based practice? What is the scent of a triple-text? Is Venice the New Orleans of Europe? Whether your frag speaks softly and carries a big stick, or you're dabbing daintily lest your pussy fully pop, these are the low-volume frags that will have you hitting alllll the high notes.

Fragrances Discussed:

Lamp Black by Fzotic

Toasted Lilac soap by Fzotic

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Comme Des Garçons Original

Harvest Mouse by Zoologist

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Glossier You

Bal D'Afrique by Byredo

Chanel Paris-Venise

19-69 Perfume x Palm Angels Orange Kush

Celine Black Tie

Akro Smoke

Purple Suede by Goldfield and Banks

Gris Charnel by BDK

Silky Woods by Goldfield and Banks

D'Annam White Rice

D'Annam Vietnamese Coffee

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Ep 63: Get Well Soon (feat. Andrea Maack)

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 10:00:00 GMT

This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this episode is just the alternative treatment the holistic healthcare practitioner ordered!

Want even more from the impossibly creative and stylish Andrea Maack? Run to www.andreamaack.com and buy all of her perfumes (including Nose Candy-favorite Coven), and follow her on Instagram and TikTok @andreamaack.

Fragrances Discussed:

Coven by Andrea Maack

Jest by Andrea Maack

Basillica by Milano Fragranze

Bell'Antonio by Hilde Soliani

Wave Child by Room 1015

Comme Des Garçons Rouge

Comme Des Garçons Original

Comme Des Garçons Zero

Comme Des Garçons Concrete

Comme Des Garçons Garage

Comme Des Garçons Man 2

Comme Des Garçons 2

Comme Des Garçons 3

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Aesop Hwyl

Ceramic by Andrea Maack

Zing by Andrea Maack

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Ep 62: Shower Power

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 10:00:30 GMT

Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake

Fragile Violet by EB Florals

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Dior Sauvage

Versace Eros

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Diurno by Milano Fragranze

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

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Ep 61: What's That Smell?

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 10:00:10 GMT

This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life!

(Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)

Fragrances(?) Discussed:

????

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

????

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PATREON PREVIEW - BONUS: The Smell Of Money

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 20:14:21 GMT

BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!

This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!

!!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!!

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Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!

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Ep 60: Girl Power!

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:00:23 GMT

Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Comme Des Garçons Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

M/Mink by Byredo

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Akro Ink

Coven by Andrea Maack

Gothic I Loree Rodkin

Tempo by Diptyque

Angel by Mugler

Ma Bête by Eris

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Delta of venus by Eris

Joy by Jean Patou

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Ep 59: The Body Keeps The Score (feat. Abdi Taslimi)

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 10:00:41 GMT

This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Le Labo Rose 31

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Wavechild by Room 1015

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

4711 Eau de Cologne

Eau d'Hermes

Diorama by Dior

Diorella by Dior

Diorissimo by Dior

Rochas Femme

Frederic Malle le Parfum de Therese

Terre d'Hermes

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

L'Autre by Diptyque

Tom Ford Oud Wood

Cherry Punk by Room 1015

La Tsarine by Senyoko

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Ep 58: Rich Frag, Poor Frag

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 10:00:01 GMT

Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.

Fragrances discussed:

Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Angel by Mugler

Gap Dream

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Celine Black Tie

La Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Narcotic v by Nasomatto

Halston

Choco Musk by Al-Rehab

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Ep 57: I F#%king Love Science! (feat. Sean Raspet)

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 22:16:42 GMT

Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at sean@patina.earth!

Fragrances discussed:

Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Chanel #5

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Angel by Mugler

Loverdose by Diesel

Philosykos by Diptyque

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Rose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle

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Ep 56: Freakum Frags

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 10:00:36 GMT

Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!

Fragrances discussed:

Rien by Etat Libre d'Orange

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Celine Black Tie

Mancera Tonka Cola

Angel Nova by Mugler

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Akro Smoke

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Attaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'Orange

Encre Noire by Lalique

Ecrin de Fumee by Serge Lutens

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

Celine Bois Dormant

Chance by Chanel

Mademoiselle by Chanel

Gabrielle by Chanel

Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

Pink Bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Guerlain Insolence

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Ep 55: brat diet summer

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 10:00:18 GMT

While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!

Fragrances discussed:

Comme des Garçons Marseille

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Fracas by Piguet

Celine Black Tie

Totally White by Parle-Moi de Parfum

J'Adore Dior

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

Serge Lutens Jeux de Peau

Serge Lutens l'Orpheline

Serge Lutens Chergui

Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan

Comme Des Garçons by Comme Des Garçons

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Ink

Oui Plus by Kyse

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

Michael Jordan Legend

Theodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder

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Ep 54: Norway José (feat. Jenny Hval)

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 10:00:06 GMT

Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.

Want even more of the genius and endlessly creative Jenny Hval? Run and buy all her albums (the Nose Candy gals are superfans) as well as her books "Paradise Rot: A Novel," "Girls Against God," and "Inn i ansiktet" (for our Norweigan divas), go experience her sound installation "Join the Sound" with Lost Girls at the Munch Museum in Oslo through August 25th, and follow her on instagram at @jennyhval.

Fragrances discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540

Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

Ghost in the Shell Etat Libre D’Orange

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Hummingbird by Zoologist

Kerosene Followed

Kerosene Black Vines

Chanel #5 Eau de Cologne

Loverdose by Diesel

Angel by Mugler

Glossier You

Hulda by Kalit

Zoologist Cow

Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

Andrea Maack Coven

Andrea Maack Jest

Serge Lutens Chypre Rouge

Old Spice

Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggan

Thumbsucker by Stora Skuggan

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D’Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Kyoto by Comme des Garçons

Avignon by Comme des Garçons

Jaisalmer by Comme des Garçons

Ouarzazate by Comme des Garçons

Zagorsk by Comme des Garçons

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Ep 53: Pink Ladies (feat. Marissa Zappas)

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 10:00:23 GMT

Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to discuss the character of coral, the funk of fuschia, and the brilliance of blush to finally get to the bottom of what makes a perfume smell pink. Follow along as they sniff through Myspace scents, gas station frags and paint thinner perfumes to pinpoint the pink prototype. Whether you want to smell like bubblegum, Leighton Mesiter, Mattel, or the Scottish Highlands, this is one plastic and fantastic episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from Perfumer Marissa Zappas? Go run to marissazappas.com to check out her gorgeous rebrand and purchase her frags, follow her on insta @marissazappas, go to her July 13 meet and greet at Stéle in NYC, and watch her interview with bestie of the pod Steve Gontarski on Luckyscent's Instagram!

Fragrances discussed:

Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas

Pink bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

Lilac Dream by Marissa Zappas

Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas

Mugler Alien

Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

Shocking de Schiaparelli

Sleepingde Schiaparelli

Gumamina Odette

Vaniglia del Madagascar by Profumi di Firenze

Angel by Mugler

Shalimar by Guerlain

Juice Bar Cotton Candy Body Spray

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Yves Saint Laurent Baby Doll

Kerosene Black Vines

Calvin Klein Escape

Holy Hell by Universal Flowering

L'Attesa by Masque Milano

Byredo Pulp

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

l'Heure Verte By Kilian

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Kenzo Jungle

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Ep 51: Who / What / Wear (feat. Maxwell Williams of UFO Parfums)

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 10:00:57 GMT

Ever wonder how the hell a perfume is conceived of, composed, and created? This week the Nose Candy gals are offering a peek behind the scented curtain courtesy of DJ, writer, and genius perfumer Maxwell Williams! The creator of UFO Parfums joins team Nose Candy to chat about everything from Santorum scents to bug juice perfume to stage crew frags to fork and knife gourmands. These three marketing matchmakers are putting their heads together to answer the tough questions, namely: was Louis XIV the original gender warrior? How painful is butthole electrolysis? Are rim jobs gender agnostic? Is The Rectum a Grave? Whether you're a straight guy that douches or a gay guy that doesn't, this episode is one hot milk injection you will not want to miss!

Want even more from LA niche perfume OG Maxwell Williams? Follow @ufoparfums on IG, twitter and tiktok, catch their scent installation at FWB Festival in August, go run and see their two-person exhibition with Sean Raspet at Olfactory Art Keller in NYC in November, and keep your eyes peeled for two new UFO Parfums frags coming out in Fall. We smelled them (jealous?) and they go CRAZY.

Fragrances Discussed:

Tiermarq x UFO Parfums 'Love Potion No. 3'

Byredo Pulp

Eau d'Hermes

Tyrannosaurus Rex by Zoologist

Orange Kush by 19-69 x Palm Angels

Female Christ by 19-69

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Etat Libre D'Orange Rien

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

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Ep 50: The Scent of the Summer

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 10:00:41 GMT

This week ladies are spray-tanned, guru-canned and taking the stand (with perfume on hand) to select the Scent of the Summer. The gals showed up to Nose Candy HQ in matching gay guy uniforms with only one thing on the brain: beach season! That means nonbinary frags, a Blue Crush perfume, and a sunscreen standby with notes of, you guessed it, bug spray. Grab your towel and slip into your slides because this is one wet and wild ep that you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tropical Punch by Escada

Solinotes Grenade

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Calvin Klein Escape

Theodoros Kalotinis lemon tart

CK One

Michael Jordan Legend

Wave Child by Room 1015

Kenzo Jungle

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Oui Plus by Kyse

Invasion Barbare by MDCI

Vacation Perfume

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Vanille Extreme by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Vanille Coco by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

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Ep 49: Abundance Mindscent

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 07:00:08 GMT

This week the Nose Candy ladies have been practicing gratitude and baditude just in time for a perfume manifestation solo episode. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tune into the harmony of the universe to discuss the scents they spray when they're calling in the law of attraction. From sex magick to welfare checks to poop perfume to an entire global panini, these two magnetic main characters are casting their lists and raising their frequency for an frag-filled episode that's high vibe and highly inappropriate.

Fragrances Discussed:

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker @houseofsarahbaker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids @olympic_orchids_perfume

Encelade by Marc-Antoine Barrois @marcantoinebarrois

B683 by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Dior Sauvage @dior

Gateau Blackout by DS and Durga @dsanddurga

Peanut by DS and Durga

Issey Miyake pour homme @isseymiyakeparfums

Marc Jacobs Man @marcjacobsfragrances

Thé Noir by le Labo @lelabofragrances

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Ep 48: G'Morning Sickness! (feat. Emily Segal)

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 07:00:18 GMT

This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and gorgeous episode you will not want to miss!

Want more Emily Segal? Follow her insta @nemesis_emily, twitter @khole_emily, and subtack Nemesis Memos. Go read Mercury Retrograde and stay tuned for Emily's upcoming novel Burn Alpha. While you're waiting, run to Deluge Books and buy every single title on offer!

Fragrances Discussed:

d'Annam Vietnamese coffee

SM Café by Strangers Parfumerie

Bath and Body Works Pink Lavender and Espresso candle

Coffee Addict by Theodoros Kalotinis

Lemon Tart by Theodoros Kalotinis

Diptyque Philosykos

Bake by Akro

Comme Des Garçons Incense Kyoto

Berlin im Winter by Baruti

Lust in Paradise Ex Nihilo

Ganymede by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Caramel Oud by Theodoros Kalotinis

Born to Stand Out Indecent Cherry

Lost Cherry by Tom ford

Comme des Garçons Monocle 02 Laurel

Comme des Garçons Monocle One Hinoki

Comme des Garçons Monocle 03 Sugi

Zoologist Rabbit

Montale Chocolate Greedy

Montale Arabian Tonka

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Hilde Soliani Crema di Latte

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Ep. 47: City of (Mugler) Angels (feat. Saskia Wilson-Brown)

Thu, 30 May 2024 10:00:51 GMT

Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Institute for Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and LA-ing it for a star-studded episode you will not want to miss!

Want more from LA perfume icon Saskia Wilson-Brown? Visit her website saskiawilsonbrown.com and run to artandolfaction.com to learn more about the Institute for Art and Olfaction and sign up for a perfume class on zoom or IRL. Follow the IAO on Instagram at @artandolfaction.

Fragrances Discussed:

Steamed Rainbow by DS and Durga

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Jasmin Antique by Rogue Perfumery

Bruno Acampora Musc

Marissa Zappas Tragedy Oil

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Bandit by Robert Piguet

Duro by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Fundamental by Rubini

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Ep 46: Noise Candy

Thu, 23 May 2024 10:00:55 GMT

Rosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).

Fragrances discussed:

Lira by Xerjoff-Casamorati

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Versace Red Jeans

Child Perfume by Susan D. Owens

Marc Jacobs Women

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Do Son by Diptyque

Ambilux by Marlou

Corpalium by Marlou

Poudrextase by Marlou

Carnicure by Marlou

Baque by Slumberhouse

Kiste by Slumberhouse

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Xinu Ummo

Xinu Oronardo

Jasmine Antique by Rogue Perfumes

Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

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Ep 45: The P Word (feat. Chandler Burr)

Fri, 17 May 2024 10:00:38 GMT

Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best to ever do it!

Want more from the writer of the New Yorker's definitive piece on scent Chandler Burr? Go run and buy "The Perfect Scent," "The Emperor of Scent" (about Luca Turin), and his novel "You or Someone Like You." Also! Get thee to Youtube to watch the 2011 BBC documentary "Perfume" which offers a window into Chandler's former life as a perfume critic in New York and constitutes one of Maddie's all time favorite films.

Fragrances discussed:

Chanel #5

Vietnamese Coffee by d'Annam

Miss Dior by Christian Dior

Diorama by Christian Dior

Diorella by by Christian Dior

Kenzo Jungle

Alien by Mugler

Flower Bomb by Viktor & Rolf

Calvin Klein Euphoria

Dior Pure Poison

CK One

D&G Light Blue

Kitten Fur by Demeter

Jovoy Psychedelique

Kenzo Flower

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Gucci Rush

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre d'Orange

You or Someone Like you Etat Libre d'Orange

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Ep 44: The E! True Hollywood Story (feat. Tierney Finster)

Thu, 09 May 2024 10:00:53 GMT

This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in the Sex and the City movie? What about Jennifer Aniston's shabby chic slipcover? Is your sig scent more haunted doll house or Bruce Webber centerfold? Whether you're ordering Pink Dot on your parent's credit card, playing doctor at all girls summer camp, or huffing vanilla bug spray, remember: there are true sides to every story.

Want even more of the gorgeous and talented Tierney Finster? Follow her on IG at @tstar7, and subscribe to her substack and podcast, both conveniently named Tierney Talks. Did Tierney's description of niche perfume brand Velvet Vortex pique your interest? Use discount code Tierney20 for 20 percent off at http://velvetvortexperfume.com!

Fragrances Discussed:

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Byredo Blanche

Byredo Mojave Ghost

Le Labo Santal 33

Byredo Gypsy Water

CK One by Calvin Klein

Paco Rabanne Lady Million

Alien by Mugler

Black Orchid by Tom Ford

Marc Jacobs for Women

Michael Kors Michael for Women

Betsey Johnson by Betsey Johnson

Lush Lord of Misrule

Velvet Vortex Perfume

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Ep 43: Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined (feat. River Gallo)

Thu, 02 May 2024 11:00:46 GMT

Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!

Want even more from the gifted and glamorous River Gallo? Follow on ig @rivergallo and stay tuned for the release of PONYBOI, coming soon!

Fragrances Discussed:

Calvin Klein Eternity

Burberry Brit

Versace Blue Jeans

Versace Red Jeans

Diesel Green

Diesel Loverdose

Mugler Angel

YSL Black Opium

YSL Opium

Bal d'Afrique by Byredo

J’Adore Dior

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Poême by Lancôme

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Ep 42: The Dank-isode

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:00:41 GMT

Turn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and bong water. Spark your interest? This is one high potency ep you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Moves by Adidas

Boy Smells Italian Kush candle

Boy Smells Cashmere Kush

Cologne No. 2 by Alguien

Basilico & Fellini by Vilhelm Parfumerie

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Mixed Emotion Byredo

Paradisi by Jorum Studio

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Another 13 by Le Labo

Peau by Arquiste

Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Relique d'Amour

Naomi Goodsir bois d'Ascese

Indecent Cherry by Born to Stand Out

Oui Plus by Kyse

secretions magnifiques

Ajwad by Lattafa

A.N. Other OR/ 2018

Noto perfume oil

Sweet Leaf Room 1015

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Ep 41: I Smell A Tragedy (feat. Ruby McCollister)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 11:00:06 GMT

Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!

Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of Tragedy perfume oil (made by Marissa Zappas!) and keep your eyes peeled for the return of her one woman show Hollywood Soldier in NYC!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas

Fracas Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Bandit Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Féminité du Bois by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

Fille en Aiguilles by Serge Lutens

Musc by Bruno Acampora

Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas

Old Spice

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Maggie the Cat is Alive, I’m Alive by Marissa Zappas

Quelque Fleurs by Houbigant Parfum

Child Perfume

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Rogue Perfumery Targhee Forest

Rogue Perfumery Derviche

Rogue Perfumery Derviche II

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Comme des Garçons x Monocle Sugi

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Legend by Michael Jordan

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Ep 40: God Bless This Stress (feat. John Early)

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 11:00:09 GMT

This week the gals are joined by none other than hilarious comedian, perfume insider, and star of the upcoming film, Stress Positions, John Early! These three nervous nellies sat down to talk about STRESS scents and sniffed out everything from Post-it glue, Nescafé breath, burning tires, and pick-me perfume. Searching for a Pina Bausch frag, a Pussy Posse scent, or Pat the Bunny dupe? I cannot stress this enough: go listen to the ep!

Want even more of the inimitable John Early? Follow him on insta and twitter at @bejohnce, watch his hilario HBO special Now More Than Ever, and go see Stress Positions in NYC April 19th and April 26th everywhere!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons eau de parfum by Comme des Garçons

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Cigarettes After Love by *************

Axe body spray

Gris Charnel by BDK

Purple Suede by Goldfield and Banks

Jasmin & Cigarette by Etat Libre D'Orange

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Nicolai Patchouli Intense

Bourbon French Patchouli

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Ep 39: The Smoke Show (feat. Carey O'Donnell)

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 11:00:08 GMT

Put your lighters up, because this week your resident pyros are joined by gifted writer, hilario podcaster and loud and proud frag head Carey O'Donnell! Listen in as Carey and the gals inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit while they gab about their favorite smoke scents, tobacco frags, and cig-coded perfumes. From the hunt for cold fire, to the smell of a class warrior, to the royal family's bid for a graphic design intern, these three are following their noses to bring you the REAL smoking gun. Searching for a Pete Buttigieg perfume? The Smell of the Catholic Television Network? Truth in a Post-Truth world? Don't turn that dial frag heads because where there's smoke there is most certainly fire.

Can't get enough Carey O'Donnell? Follow him on twitter and insta at @ecareyo, listen to him on Sexy Unique Podcast, read his Substack Gay Doctor, join the SUP Patreon and buy tickets to his tour SUP Live!

Frags discussed:

Akro Awake

Polo by Ralph Lauren

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Jizzlogne

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Relique d'Amour by Oriza LeGrand

Reine de Nuit Byredo

Super Cedar Byredo

Bal d'Afrique Byredo

Glossier You

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Akro Smoke

Tauer Lonestar Memories

Mississippi Medicine by DS & Durga

L'air des Alpes by Tauer

L'air du Désert Marocain

Incense Rosé by Tauer

Orange Star by Tauer

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Ep 38: Mother May I?

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 14:30:03 GMT

Our little homesickies are back from their business travel and only want one thing: Mommy! Somebody call Ancestry.com because these two genealogists have been sniffing around the family tree and they want answers, namely: What exactly makes a perfume smell like mommy's milkers? Can you replicate the scent of grandma's soap dish? Is a Millennial MILF a Tommy Girl all grown up? All that plus the best brunch city in North America, dreidel perfume, good soap gone bad, and the most boring film ever made. Get ready to suckle this week frag heads because these two fertile myrtles have tea to spill and milk to spare.

Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Night

Melodie d'Amour by Dusita

Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for women

Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for men

Gourmand Bakhoor Al Oud by Jousset

Daisy by Marc Jacobs

Aqua Allegoria by Guerlain

White Diamonds by Elizabeth Yaylor

Lancôme Tresor

Lancôme Magie Noire

Lancôme La Vie Est belle

J'Adore Dior

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Marc Jacobs Perfume by Marc Jacobs

Tommy Girl by Tommy Hilfiger

Tocca Florence

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Ep 37: Uncanny Valley Girls

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 14:00:17 GMT

This week the ladies open an uncan of whoop-ass to discuss perfumes that feel a bit... off. Maddie and Chloe are plumbing the depths of the uncanny valley to explore the freakiest gourmands in their collections and get to the bottom of what makes them so strange. From Smart and Final cookie scents, to white chocolate lavender Frappuccinos to almond saltwater taffy to Ludens cherry lozenges, the gals share smells that are easy to love and difficult to understand. Question: did you eat Play Doh as a kid? This one's for you.

Fragrances Discussed:

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Les Notes Gourmandes by Reminiscence

Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

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Ep 36: Smash or Pass (feat. Heather Jewett)

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 13:00:05 GMT

This week the ladies get HELLA NERVOUS and talk with writer, podcaster, and Gravy Train!!!! sex symbol, Heather Jewett! The electroclash pioneer sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about fuck me frags, Man Repeller smells, autofiction perfume, and Susan scents. Drunk off power and Guru, these Interesting Women debate The Dress, 90s pricing strategies, new car smell, hacky sack aesthetics, The Red Hat Society and much more. Somebody call The Better Business Bureau because this week the gals are breaking every perfume rule AND labor law in the book!

Want to beam up to Planet Heather? Subscribe to her podcast Bimbo Summit on Patreon, Listen to her music project Heathers, and follow her on twitter @bimbosummit and on insta @hurrrjurrr.

Fragrances Discussed:

Tauer No 06 Incense Rosé

Tauer No. 09 Orange Star

19-69 X Palm Angels Orange Kush

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

4711 Eau De Cologne

Decléor Arome Tonique

Alguien Cologne No. 2

Dior Sauvage

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Arabiana Tonka by Montale

L'Eau D'Issey Pour Homme by Issey Miyake

Charlie Cologne Spray

Child Perfume

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Love's Baby Soft Cologne

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden

Tocade by Rochas

Tocadilly by Rochas

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Lancôme Hypnôse Homme

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Ep 35: The Patchouli-sode

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 14:00:00 GMT

Our little loud mouths are back on their sode box to talk about the most misunderstood genus of the Dead Nettle family: patchouli! It's a veritable Monster's Ball as the ladies crack open Y2K energy drinks, sniff cider scents, call in short kings, and debate the global high-end nail polish monopoly. Chloe shops her closet, Maddie falls back in love with her collection, and the ladies pay homage to a goth icon with the same name as a Costa Mesa mom. Want to smell like a girl who once was a woman? What about Carlton, the bisexual wiccan from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Perhaps you're interested in a Delina dupe that shares none of the notes? All that and more as your hosts deep dive into the unifying scent of hippies, old ladies, and department store divas worldwide.

Fragrances Discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

DS and Durga Peanut

Bourbon French Patchouli

Angel by Mugler

Eric Buterbaugh Rose Oud

Another 13 by Le Labo

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Matiere Premiere Radical Rose

Jeroboam Oriento

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Matiere Premiere French Flower

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre d'Orange

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

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Ep 34: Miss Mary Maack (feat. Lara Marie Schoenhals)

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 14:00:03 GMT

Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leaves and launder your loincloths fragheads because this week the gals are going au natural.

Want more Lara Marie Schoenhals? Listen to her brilliant and hilarious podcasts Too Niche and Sexy Unique Podcast and follow her @Larzmarie on Twitter and Insta.

Fragrances Discussed:

Papier d'Armenie Rose candle

Bath and Body Works golden honeycomb candle

Pasta Water by DS & Durga candle

Gap Grass

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Versace Red Jeans

Escada Tropical Punch

Axe body spray

Chloe by Chloe

Mugler Angel

Mugler Alien

Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb

Marc Jacobs Man

Eau D'Issey for Men

Eau D'Issey for Women

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Etat Libre D'Orange Jasmine et Cigarette

Abda Al Qadr candle by Cire Trudon

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Andrea Maack Coven

Akro Ink

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Tom Ford White Suede

Byredo Super Ceder

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga I Don't Know What

Etat Libre D'Orange Ghost in the Shell

Byredo M/Mink

Byredo Pulp

Trudon II by Trudon

Diptyque Philosykos

Diptyque Olene

Parfums MDCI Invasion Barbare

Demeter Grass

Irish Spring soap

Drakkar Noir

Dove soap

REPLICA Bubble Bath by Maison Margiela

Etat Libre D'Orange You or Someone Like You

Animalique Byredo

Etat Libre D'Orange Tom of Finland

Etat Libre D'Orange Like This

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Ep 33: I Bought it 4 The Bottle

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 14:00:44 GMT

This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name?

Fragrances Discussed:

Mugler Alien

Opium by Yves Saint Laurent

Paloma Picasso

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

CK One by Calvin Klein

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Mugler Angel

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempicka

Tihota by Indult

Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Drakkar Noir

Grenade Solinotes

Attaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jean Paul Gaultier La Belle

Akro Smoke

Lamp Black by Fzotic

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Ep 32: Soap Stars (feat. Madeleine Kunkle)

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 14:00:58 GMT

Make room on the casting couch: this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by die hard fraghead, artist, and trend-setting fashion designer Madeleine Kunkle! Maddy sits down with Chloe and Maddie to discuss the topic of Hollywood perfumes, browse "PerfumeCelebritiesWear.com", and decode the difference between celebrity frags and frags worn by celebrities. They're covering everything from Aromatics Elixir-inspired fashion at the Latin Grammys to cupcakes in the locker room to Windex perfume (with a side of the BRAT diet). Looking to smell like a baddie on Entourage? What about strawberry Bubble Yum from 711? Nerf ball push-up bra anyone? All that, plus fragrance diversions, a dirty hair hack, and the ultimate Pick Me perfume. Get ready to lip synch for your life because this week the magic words are: Piguet, You Stay.

Can't get enough of Madeleine Kunkle? Shop her nepo baby-approved fashion brand Hollywood Gifts and follow @hollywoodgifts99 and @madeleine_kunkle on insta.

Fragrances Discussed:

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Fracas by Piguet

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Peanut by D.S. & Durga

Caesars World Caesar's Woman

Youth Dew by Estée Lauder

Hypnotic Poison by Dior

Sarah Horowitz Perfect Veil

Annick Goutal Eau D'Hadrien

Creed Tubéreuse Indiana

Demeter Dirt

Jean Paul Gaultier Classique

Classic Pink by Nanadebary

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Clinique Happy

Chanel #5

Joy by Jean Patou

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Ink by Akro

Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Paloma Picasso

Byredo Bibliotheque

Accident a la Vanille by Jousset

Axe Body Spray

CK One by Calvin Klein

L'Eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake

Fantasy by Britney Spears

Angel by Mugler

Bal D'Afrique by Byredo

Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan Legend

Chanel Egoïste

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

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Ep 31: Yes, And?

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 15:00:24 GMT

Happy New Year little sniffies. This week the ladies are sober, caffeinated, and back in the scented saddle to forecast the biggest perfume trends of 2024. From chock full-o-nuts to anorexic perfumes to uncrustable frags to dusty sap to pissy pee pees, our little oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to see what the f*ck this year will smell like. Smell along as Maddie and Chloe share their research on the ancient tribe of the Los Feliz Wide Brim Hat Girl, threaten to wear rim job perfume on a date, and get buycurious on Fragrancenet. Rip open a bag of popcorn jellybeans, spray on your favorite roasty toasty perfume, and throw your keys in the bowl fragheads because this week It's All Happening.

Fragrances Discussed:

Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud by Jousset

Kyse Frangipane Al Pistacchio

Akro Bake

Mancera Tonka Cola

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Zoologist Chipmunk

Killian Black Phantom

JScent Roasted Green Tea

DS & Durga Pistachio

Kayali Pistachio

God Bless Cola by Versatile

Naomi Goodsir Bois D'Ascèse

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoires de Parfums

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Attaquer Le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre d'Orange

Glossier You

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday

Ariana Grande Cloud

Baruti Perverso

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Confetto by Profumum Roma

Bianco Latte by Giardini di Toscana

Serge Luttens Jeux de Peau

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Ep 30: Ozempic Orchids

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 19:59:31 GMT

It's party season which means your girls are celebrating their Year of Rest and Manifestation with two ice-cold Gurus and matching two-day hangovers. This week the ladies attend a rave, unpack the Mother God documentary, co-host a perfume white smellephant, and test out a new sound cue in the editing suite. Maddie celebrates her birthday with jell-o shots and a case of amnesia while Chloe shares her white elephant strategy and reveals a celebrity crush. All that plus Muji perfume aesthetics, a new (ungodly) euphemism for bottoming, arugula accords, the world's sexiest skin scent, and yet another frag that smells like pussy. Pour your Pedialyte into a champagne flute and queue up your ex's HBO Max because tonight we're celebrating the last episode of Nose Candy Season 1!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Agua Divina E. Coudray

The Different Company White Zagora

Decleor Arôme Tonique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Celine Black Tie

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kingston Ferry by Olympic Orchids

Tucson by Olympic Orchids

Olympic Rainforest by Olympic Orchids

Cryptical Envelopment by Olympic Orchids

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Troudon II

Secretions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

J-Scent Roasted Green Tea

Flowerbomb by Viktor and Rolf

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

A.N. Other OR

Akro Night

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Ep 29: Q4uoria

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 15:00:31 GMT

This week the ladies are living out their piña colada fantasy and going all-inclusive at Sandals Resorts! That's right, they're talking about their favorite vacation frags for fun in the sun, a Vegas strip club, or simply to terrify everyone near you on your flight. Listen as the gals John Cage the house down boots and bravely ask: Are there more than four hot men in Los Feliz? Is it a leap year for cuffing season? What does old lady breath smell like? Is it a perfume or a Gauguin painting? All that PLUS pissy hay, Colgate original, cougar scents, and Thomas the Tank Engine aesthetics. This is randomly an extremely funny ep, here just in time for your trip back home and WELL-DESERVED PTO :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Vacation by Vacation

Encre Noire by Lalique

Angel by Mugler

Marc Jacobs Woman

Voluspa Yashioka Gardenia candle

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

California Chocolate by Olympic Orchids

Chocolate Greedy by Montale

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Ballets Rouges by Olympic Orchids

Blackbird by Olympic Orchids

Carolina by Olympic Orchids

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Woodcut by Olympic Orchids

Café V by Olympic Orchids

Dev #1: Foreplay by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2: The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Almond by Caswell Massey

Orchid by Caswell Massey

Lilac by Caswell Massey

Peony by Caswell Massey

Honeysuckle by Caswell Massey

Marem by Caswell Massey

Rose by Caswell Massey

Cherry Amaretto by Strangers Parfumerie

Akro Smoke

Coven by Andrea Maack

Rose Struck by Liis

Red Roses by Jo Malone

Slumberhouse Kiste

Nasomatto Black Afgano

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Ep 28: The Holiday Gift-isode

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 15:00:03 GMT

It's finally here: The Nose Candy Holiday Gift Guide! The ladies put their persona marketing experience to work to share the perfect prezzies for your nearest and dearest. This week they're hitting all the high notes and that means rubbery rhubarb, grass flavored popsicle, freaked up banana, and (of course) eau de pussÿ. Looks like this year Santa brought a hot, wet, juicy episode of Nose Candy just for you. Now get on your knees and say thank you :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bath and Body Works Golden Honeycomb candle

Wilkin and May Beverly candle

Solinotes Grenade

Synthetic Jungle by Frederic Malle

Alguien No.2 by Alguien

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Bruno Acampora Musc

Encre Noire by Lalique

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Ponyboy by Jorum Studio

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studio

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Angel by Mugler

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Oui Plus by Kyse

Kyse Frangipane al Pistacchio

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Kyse Cocco alla Vaniglia

Kyse Gateau de Carnaval

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Glossier You

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Bois Impérial by Essential Parfums

Rose Magnetic by Essential Parfums

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Grass by Demeter

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Ep 27: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 15:00:27 GMT

It's a classic for a reason. This week your favorite brunetted divas are talking about classique perfumes that have stood the test of (their) time. Tune in as they consider the butterfly effect of Santal 33, beg to sample a gorgonzola perfume, and finally dare to ask: what the fuck is oakmoss? If you'd like to smell like a pair of double Ds or a decision made in a boardroom, press play now or forever hold your peace.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bo by Liis

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Purple Fig by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Philosykos by Diptyque

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Creme de la Berry by Jousset

Ink by Akro

Female Christ 19-69 Parfums

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Old Spice

Dior Sauvage

Tommy Girl

Chanel No.5

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Zino by Davidoff

Giorgio Beverly Hills

Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent

Maison Margiela Replica At The Barber's

4711 Eau De Cologne

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Mugler Angel

Tresor by Lancôme

La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Cloud by Ariana Grande

Lattafa Yara

Narcotic V by Nassomatto

Fleur Narcotique by Ex Nihilo

Lust in Paradise by Ex Nihilo

Stora Skuggan Hexensalbe

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Ep 26: It's Giving Master Class (feat. Steve Gontarski)

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 15:00:19 GMT

This week the ladies sit down with none other than world-famous fragrance influencer, LA perfume legend, and die-hard fraghead Steve Gontarski! You may know Steve from the @luckyscent instagram, as the manager of Scent Bar LA, or from his iconic frag reviews on Tik Tok. The gals find themselves honored, humbled, and absolutely obsessed as they chat with Steve about a veritable symphony of frags. Listen to them argue over the difference between Fran Drescher and Fran Liebovitz perfumes, reminisce about 2001 fashion merchandising, bond over the coziness of shampoo frags, rally against patchouliphobia and more. If you're looking for a Master Class on the history of niche perfume with one of the OGs, you've come to the right place.

Follow gorgeous Steve Gontarski on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Glossier You

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascse

Clinique Aromatics Elixir

Comme Des Garcons EDP

Bora Bora by Giardini di Toscana

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Britney Spears Fantasy Midnight

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga Steamed Rainbow

DS & Durga Cowboy Grass

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Celine Black Tie

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

Serge Noire by Serge Lutens

Original Chapstick

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

M/Mink by Byredo

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Cade 26 by Le Labo

Costes perfume by Costes

L'Orpheline by Serge Lutens

Santal Majuscule by Serge Lutens

Fille de Berlin by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

A La Nuit by Serge Lutens

Gris Clair by Serge Lutens

Corpus Equis by Naomi Goodsir

L'Ecrin Fumee by Serge Lutens

1969 by Histoire De Parfums

Helmut Lang Eau de Parfum by Helmut Lang

Velviona by Helmut Lang

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Animalique by Byredo

L'Heure Verte by by Kilian

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Ep 25: The Blind Leading the Blind

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 16:45:58 GMT

Who's feeling lucky? This week the ladies roll the dice, pray to the perfume gods and finally click "add to cart." That's right, they're discussing the polarizing topic of fragrance Blind Buys and sharing the good, the bad and the completely random. It's a veritable potpourri of salon core aesthetics, shopping mall memories, drugstore standbys and a fragrance note described simply as Pure Cloud. Follow along as Maddie and Chloe tackle this week's tough questions: Is Olivia Rodrigo the only hope for our youth? Is it ever a good idea to buy a used perfume on Ebay? Is the price of Arizona Iced Tea the best indicator of the global economy? Chloe hikes up her skirt AND her IQ when she finally gets glasses and Maddie nearly risks it all for a mozzarella-scented frag. Get ready to prime your noses and your pocketbooks fragheads because what happens on Fragrancenet stays on Fragrancenet.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Hilde Soliani Mmm

Lady Vengeance by Juliette Has a Gun

Gorseland by Jorum Studios

Gap Dream

Gap Heaven

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

M/Mink by Byredo

Encre Noir by Lalique

Ink by Akro

Kerosene Black Vines

Kerosene Sweetly Known

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Ep 24: Too Weird to Wear

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 14:00:14 GMT

Well, they've finally done it. The ladies have found the freaky-deakiest frags that are too weird for even them to wear... or are they? Who wants to smell like a diorama in The Natural History Museum? What about a tangerine on fire? Honeyed goat cheese anyone? If you are looking to fall in love with a perfume that confuses everyone around you, you've come to the right place!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Ink

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Byredo M/Mink

Jorum Studio Paradisi

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

La Maison de la Vanille Vanille Noire du Mexique

Marlou Ambilux

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Jorum Studio Fire Water

Jorum Studio Gorseland

Jorum Studio Ponyboy

Akro Night

Etat Libre D'Orange Secretions Magnifique

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Ep 23: Horsing Around

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 14:00:35 GMT

Get ready to really let your frag flag fly because this week the ladies are talking about positively ghoulish scents for Halloween. Listen in as they get skunked, keep warm under a campfire blanket, find the perfect duo costume, and finally apologize to the font community. Questions posed: Would you rather smell like Rodeo from Rock of Love or Tilda Swinton? Does Chloe have the perfume taste of a Gen-Xer? Will Maddie finally sport a breast plate this halloween? All this plus the perfect perfume formula to smell like a disgraced Los Angeles fine-dining legend. Pour up your Guru and get ready to get spooky.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Unbreakable by Khloé and Lamar

Michael Jordan Legend

Burning Rose candle by Byredo

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir

Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Moonmilk by Stora Skuggan

Lait Concentré by Chabaud

4711 Eau de Cologne

Demeter Kitten Fur

Molecule 01

Juliette Has a Gun

Mancera Tonka Cola

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Akro Smoke

Angel by Mugler

Angel Nova by Mugler

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Bora Bora by Giardini di Toscana

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Ep 22: Haunted Hot Girl Walk

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 14:00:45 GMT

Who's in the mood for some fresh froot? This week the ladies meet to discuss everyone's favorite topic: dating! They reveal their perfect date frags, their best and worst rendez-vous, and finally agree on what disappointment smells like. All that plus brunette vs blonde perfumes, a fragrance simulacrum, a sloppy toppy stoppy, and butterface scents. Maddie gets catfished and shares the perfect frag for getting laid at a wedding, while Chloe explains why if a guy's wearing sandalwood, she sandal wouldn't. If you like the sound of censor beeps and the smell of red flags and burning tires, you'll love this one!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Dior Sauvage

Mancera Cosmic Pepper

Akro Smoke

Hilde Soliani Fraaagola Saalaaata

Hilde Soliani Donna Sentenza

Hilde Soliani Mango on the Rocks

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Mango Skin by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Ex Nihilo Vesper Glitz

Ex Nihilo Fleur Narcotique

Delina Parfums de Marly

Female Christ by 19-69

Akro Ink

Kyse Oui Plus

Loverdose by Diesel

l'Heure Verte by Kilian

Rose Struck by Liis

Yara by Lattafa

Ex Nihilo Explicite

Ex Nihilo Lust in Paradise

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Ep 21: Set it and Fragret It

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 14:00:39 GMT

This week the ladies take on a controversial topic: Fragrets, i.e. those frags that maybe didn't need to make it all the way into the cart after all. Listen as they discuss epic blind buys, perfume second tries, and a fragrance that smells deep fried. Chloe enters her convalescent cinephile era, Maddie climbs back on her Kyse bottle soapbox, and the gals debate which perfume was worn by Harvey Milk. All that plus an Ex Machina fragrance, a dirty little period piece, the art world's crippling fragrophobia, and a perfume application hot take you will NOT want to miss.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Commodity Milk

Chabaud Lait Concentré

Dedcool Milk

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Gateau de Carnavale by Kyse Perfumes

Cocco Alla Vaniglia by Kyse Perfumes

Oui Plus by Kyse Perfumes

Frangipane Al Pistacchio by Kyse Perfumes

Tauer Incense Rose

Dior Sauvage

Chanel Bleu

Juliette Has A Gun Lady Vengeance

Juliette Has A Gun Not A Perfume

Eau Capital by Diptyque

Rose Load by Boy Smells

1969 by Histoires de Parfums

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Ep 20: The Artist is Present (feat. Casey Jane Ellison)

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 14:00:38 GMT

You are in for a treat this week hunnies! The ladies are joined by none other than performance art superstar, web series pioneer, and Los Angeles icon of style, the notorious Casey Jane Ellison! Listen in as Casey sits down with Maddie and Chloe to debate some of today's most pressing issues: Do you wash your feet? What does a big glossy art book smell like? Is Chloe's ankle tattoo a starfish or a graphic representation of her home state of New Jersey? All this PLUS latex wedding looks, red vines, a vinyl chair in a North Hollywood auto body shop, sesame deprivation, and ink and paper perfume. Buckle up for this week's magnum opus frag heads because the library is open.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Old Spice Fresh Deodorant

Akro Ink

Tom Ford Black Orchid

L'Eau Papier by Diptyque

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Ep. 19: I Dream of Kaia

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 14:00:21 GMT

Well now they've really done it! The ladies have listened to your voicemails and are ready to finally answer the question: what is THE definitive gay guy scent? Listen to them drink too much Guru organic energy, admit their undying love for Santal 33, and revisit style icon Justin Bobby. Chloe reveals a bisexual awakening and Maddie finally comes out as an ally. They're here, they're queer (?) get used to it.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Pink sugar by Aquolina

Angel by Mugler

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Versace Eros

Maison Louis Marie #4 Bois de Balincourt

Dolce and Gabbana The One

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Thé Noir 29 by Le Labo

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Ep 18: Mummies in Michaels (feat. Sam Buck)

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 14:00:56 GMT

This week the frag hags are in for a very special treat: Chloe and Maddie welcome Nose Candy's inaugural guest, gay country rockstar and LA icon, Sam Buck! Sam and the ladies contemplate shoplifting at Joann's, the declining popularity of ball odor, date rape graphic design, and finally dare to ask: what exactly makes a gay guy perfume? If you're looking to smell like a reusable shopping bag, big milky tatas, or a fresh urinal cake you have come to the right place!

Can't get enough Sam Buck? Go stream his EP Out of Control on Spotify, Apple, Tidal or wherever you feel safe. Subscribe to his Patreon KFM Country Radio, go buy tickets to see him live, and catch him monthly at his star-making KFM country revue. Also go follow @sambuckcountry + @kfmcountryradio :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Jean Paul Gaultier La Malle

Dio Sauvage

Old Spice

Axe Body Spray

Kyphi Olympic Orchids

Mancera Tonka Cola

Yuzu Soda by Strangers

Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Incense Rose by Tauer

Akro Night

Akro Awake

Akro Bake

Nasomatto Sadonaso

Nasomatto Fantomas

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Ep 17: The Dupisode

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:00:21 GMT

Your favorite bloodhounds are blessed, booked, and ready to sniff out the wheat from the chaff. This week they couldn't help but wonder: Is Walt Disney the original dupe-master? Is sapiosexuality a myth? Is it perfume or.....something else? Follow along as they discuss their favorite fragrance dupes, debate the growing popularity of orange marshmallow farts, and demand that more hot uber drivers wear sweatpants. Want to smell like dryer sheets? What about a tween on the eve of her bat mitzvah? Grab your faux fruitchouli and pour up your grape soda frag hags, this is a good one.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Montale Arabians Tonka

Montale Chocolate Greedy

Olympic Orchids California Chocolate

Angel by Mugler

Loverdose by Diesel

CK One by Calvin Klein

CK Be by Calvin Klein

Britney Spears Fantasy

Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

By Kilian Love Don't Be Shy

Parfums de Marly Oriana

Alien by Mugler

Parfums de Marly Delina

Dossier Floral Marshmallow

Comme Des Garçons Marseille

Good Girl by Carolina Herrera

Angel Nova by Mugler

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Ep 16: Christian Girl Autumn

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 14:00:45 GMT

Searching for the best scent to wear on a walk of shame? Well call your Uber and throw on last night's thong because the ladies are discussing everyone's favorite topic: hangover perfumes! This week the gals advise on fragrance merchandising, debunk a perfume myth, and toast to a creative Renaissance, all while trying not to puke up last night's tequila sodas. Chloe maintains her reign as Los Angeles' queen of country and Maddie returns to the perfume-making lab to master a Pink Sugar dupe. Follow along as the fraghags get patched up, share their much-rehearsed hangover prevention techniques, doubt their respective effectiveness, and discuss a pumpkin spice scent alongside two faith-inflected frags. Just like last call at the bar you will NOT want to miss this one!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Angel by Mugler

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Silphium by Stora Skuggan

Cologne No. 2 by Alguien

Akro Ink

Akro Smoke

Diptyque Eau Capitale

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Old Spice

Comme des Garçons Eau de Parfum by Comme des Garçons

Comme des Garçons 2011 EDP

Saint Mount Ararat

Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

Perfumehead Reine des Anges

Altra Profuture Skin

Altra Profuture Stone Cold Heart

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Ep 15: Blame It On My Juice

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 14:00:02 GMT

Who’s ready for a hot yeast injection? This week Chloe tries her luck in Vegas, Maddie shares her pickup game, and the two ladies finally manage to score the best table at BJs. Listen as they debate the scent of the summer, share their respective criteria and trademark their newest venture: a scented coochie wash :) Hold on to your taints and get ready to over-apply because your fave frag freaks are back and more unhinged than ever!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Una Tira d’Altra by Hilde Soliani

Golden Honeycomb by Bath and Body Works

Byredo Pulp

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Diptyque Philosykos

Mugler Angel

Ecran de fumée by Serge Lutens

Replica Jazz Club by Maison Margiela

Borneo 1834 by Serge Lutens

Venus of Delta by Eris Perfumes

Pardisi by Jorum Studio

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’Orange

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d’Orange

Arsalan by Prin Perfume

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Ep 14: French Vanilla

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 14:00:08 GMT

Secure your jaunty little chapeau and log into Amazon Prime because the Nose Candy gals are back from summer vacation! Take a journey with them from the bargain basement to The Galleria to the beaches of Sorrento as they discuss tube top politics, Arabian night aesthetics, plastic swimwear and Nivea perfume. Maddie runs away to Marseille and hires a male stripper on Long Island and while Chloe trolls r/fragrance and enters her zero waste era.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne by Prestige de Menton

The Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Victoria's Secret Bare Vanilla lotion

Lavanila Pure Vanilla

Hayal by Katana

Lattafa Ajwad

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Kyse Oui Plus

Listen to Maddie on Celebrity Book Club with Steven and Lily

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dominique-perfume-maestro-roques-w-maddie-phinney/id1547360770?i=1000622373910

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Ep 13: The Two Genders

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 14:00:31 GMT

God it smells good to be back! This week the ladies roll up their sleeves, expose their dainty little wrists, and spritz on some sugar AND spice. Listen in as they analyze their bitchy sherbit dreams, trade catfishing tales, and open the door to Italian guys with wet hair smells. Chloe reads The Idol for filth and escapes from New York while Maddie attends Dyke Day and rocks out on stage. Has their search for the perfect breakfast cereal perfume finally ended? Are pheromones a myth? Can a Muppet perfume be sexy? All this and more from your favorite celibacy-brained fragrance freakazoids!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Another 13 by Le Labo

Thé Matcha Le Labo

Accident à la Vanille Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Almond Cake Limited Edition by Jousset

Le Labo Neroli 36

Dior Sauvage

Byredo Bal d'Afrique

4711 Original Eau de Cologne by 4711

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Ep 12: Thank You For Believing In My Weirdness

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 14:00:55 GMT

Come hop into the fruit bowl after a brief hiatus! This week, Team Pretty Bitches smell some 70s potpourri, shop for rotting fruit at the farmers market, listen to AI-generated pop, and talk MFA frags. Chloe buys seven (!) frags and burns CDs at the library while Maddie defends NFTs against angry men and continues her search for life-changing perfume.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studios

Comme des Garçon Wonderwood

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Comme des Garçon Marseilles

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Dalissime by Salvador Dali

Katy Perry Meow

Katy Perry Purr

Katy Perry Killer Queen

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Angel Nova by Mugler

Escada by Escada

Lataffa Ajwad

Layali Rouge by Swiss Arabian

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Female Christ by 19-69

Baruti Perverso

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Ep 11: Milkvetch + Catchfly

Fri, 26 May 2023 14:00:41 GMT

This week the ladies avoid children, rally against sysphian beauty standards, and make an argument against bed frames. Smell along as they sniff eraserhead perfumes, kush accords, nail polish remover, 3-day old t-shirts, and milkvetch. Malibu yogurt covered pine needles, tan moms, Nepo baby models, Gen-X typefaces, creative director boudoirs, and perfume that smells like nothing at all? It's just another day in the life of these two psycho scent-obsessed sickos!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Gorseland by Jorum Studios

Rose highland by Jorum Studios

Healing Berry by Jorum Studios

Fire Water by Jorum Studios

Neanderthal Them

Neanderthal Us

Loverdose by diesel

Senyokô Duo Des Fleurs

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

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Ep 10: Tomb Raider

Wed, 17 May 2023 14:00:57 GMT

Wanna smell a dead body? This week your favorite frag freaks talk corpse fragrances, tomb perfume, cheeseburger music, and an anise ménage à trois. Follow along as they explore Zoologist aesthetics, straight guys in gay bars, American Juniors, and Charli XCX. Chloe takes WeHo by storm and joins an eating-ass-skin support group, while Maddie shares her perfume wishlist and a new SUR to-go concept. Get ready to pull out your notepad and leave your brain at home this week sniffies!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Glossier You

Masque Milano l'Attesa

L'Heure Verte by Kilian

Aquolina Pink Sugar

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Salome by Papillon Artisan Perfumes

Squid by Zoologist

V - Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Hilde Soliani Hot Milk

Cognoscenti Wild Child

Lolita Lempicka au Masculin

Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka

Olympic Orchids Osafume

Olympic Orchids Kyphi

Olympic Orchids Dev 1

Olympic Orchids Woodcut

Anna Sui L'Amour Rose Versailles

Commodity Nectar

Bebe Southbeach Jetset

Marc Jacobs Cucumber Splash 2016

Love Don't Be Shy by Killian

Tom Ford Lost Cherry

Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous

Tom Ford Rose Prick

Milano Fragranze Basilica

Milano Fragranze Panettone

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Perverso by Baruti

Dama Koupa by Baruti

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Ep 9: Buscemi vs Bell

Wed, 10 May 2023 14:00:17 GMT

Make room in the booth because this week the ladies are attending their first ever scent fair! Get ready with them as they talk about mirepoix perfumes, Ricola notes, leather weather, and the appeal of smelling like an old pocketbook. They analyze Diesel's answer to Mugler's Angel, debate a croissant frag, and reveal a newfound Fragrantica hack. Maddie reconsiders a Fragrancenet return and defends lipstick perfume while Chloe ships a frag from Italy and reflects on post-transition doppelgänger upgrades.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2 The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Snif Crumb Couture

YSL Black Opium

Clinique Happy

Bibliotheque by Byredo

Lattafa Ajwad

Mugler Angel

Diesel Loverdose

Alguien 2 by Alguien

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Akro Smoke

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Harvest Mouse by Zoologist

Loose Lips Candle by Byredo

Burning Rose Candle by Byredo

Nudesse Candle by Overose

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Ep 8: Miss Hari Bo (If You're Nasty)

Wed, 03 May 2023 14:00:01 GMT

Who's in the mood for some Noseplay? This week your favorite consenting adults use the safe word LOEWE while discussing sex shop perfumes, bar mitzvah aesthetics, buttery fecundity, Berghain, and fuck you fragrances. Join the ladies on a pilgrimage to Scent Bar, follow along while Chloe directs a porn and listen closely to hear Maddie's jaw audibly hit the floor on mic. Just another perfect perfume illusion with these two kinky frag freaks!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre D'Orange

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Lolita Lempicka Au Masculin by Lolita Lempicka

Comme des Garçons Copper

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Frangipane al Pistacchio by Kyse

Alguien No. 2 by Alguien

Mango On The Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Female Christ by 19-69

Escada Magnetism

Davidoff Cool Water

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Hayden’s Kiss by Auric Blends

Lattafa Ajwad

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Candles Discussed:

Loewe Licorice candle

Golden Honeycomb candle by Bath and Body Works

Blueberry Marshmallow Bar candle by Bath and Body Works

Paris Cafe candle by Bath and Body Works

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Ep 7: The Maiden, The Mother, and The Crone

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 14:00:59 GMT

Join our little oenophiles this week as they discuss alcoholic frags, hot grandmas, sponge notes, the scent of blood, and sandwiches with middle names. Learn the ladies' perfume application techniques, what to order at Schwartz and Sandy's, how to commit insurance fraud, and the difference between Puss's Boots and Minnie's heels. Chloe compromises her stomach lining and visits New Jersey's answer to Scent Bar, while Maddie argues for Portlandia aesthetics and guesses Antonio Banderas' net worth.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Lattafa Ajwad

Etat Libre d'Orange Sécrétions Magnifique

Baccarat Rouge 540

By Killian's Love Don't Be Shy

Diptyque Eau Capitale

Female Christ by 19-69

Le Labo Thé Noir

Blue Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Black Seduction by Antonio Banderas

The Golden Secret by Antonio Banderas

Queen of Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Her Secret Temptation by Antonio Banderas

Michael Jordan Legend

Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers

Good Girl by Carolina Herrera

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Black Opium by YSL

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Ep 6: Eau de Roach

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 14:00:42 GMT

This week your favorite financial analysts talk perfume economics, the Kafka effect, fragrance gatekeeping and bandaid scents, all while stimulating the economy from behind. They compromise the Nose Candy Lab with butter candles but press forward in their double blind analysis of perfume layering, hot mom frags, dental reassignment surgery and TJ Maxx colorways. Chloe reveals her dating app easter eggs and shops for perfume in a fugue state; Maddie bemoans her latest fragrets and contacts FragranceNet customer support.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Ink

Eric Buterbaugh Oud Rose

Eau Capitale by Diptyque

Byredo’s Loose Lips candle

Lattafa Ajwad

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Synthetic Jungle by Frederic Malle

Coven by Andrea Maack

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Olympic Rainforest by Olympic Orchids

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Oui Plus by Kyse

Tiare by Solinotes

The Blanc by Solinotes

Eau Parfumée au Thé Vert by Bvlgari

Mugler Angel (spiritually)

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Ep 5: The Bagel of It All

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 14:00:46 GMT

Tune your lute and straighten your Friar Tuck wig because your favorite frag heads are getting medieval this week. Tune in as the ladies discuss dopamine dressing, toxic perfume positivity, Lisa Rinna's Rapunzel scent, and Tyra Banks' disgusting breakfast ritual. Chloe reveals her beef with Marie Kondo and how she lost weight on the spaghetti diet, while Maddie gets her colors done and goes green with fragrance envy.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Gloam by Aesop

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Coven by Andrea Maack

Mugler Angel (obviously)

Akro Smoke

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Alguien No 2 by Alguien

Zoologist Squid

Histoires de Parfums 1969

Akro Night

Midnight Poison by Dior

Estée Lauder Modern Muse

Penhaligon’s Peoneve

Paco Rabanne XS

Diesel Loverdose

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Ep 4: Sbagliato

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 14:00:59 GMT

Thirsty? This week your favorite perfume conspiracy theorists go Becky Buckwild and spill the Sobacha! The ladies dish about cornflake perfume, squeaky spicy green notes, The Woman, adulterer body types, and making friends with Uber drivers, all while holding court at Byredo. Get out your notebooks while they explain how to wear expired perfume, which dating apps the Vanderpump Rules cast use, and the difference between grandma and old lady frags.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Byredo Mixed Emotion

Byredo Gypsy Water

Chanel Allure

Dior Sauvage

Akro Awake

Akro Smoke

Akro Haze

Akro Ink

Mugler Angel (as per usu)

YSL Black Opium

Oui Plus by Kyse Perfumes

Cocco Alla Vaniglia by Kyse Perfumes

Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse Perfumes

Aquolina Pink Sugar

Arpege by Eau de Lanvin

Spellbound by Estee Lauder

Knowing by Estee Lauder

Hypnotique by Max Factor

MARC JACOBS by Marc Jacobs

Byredo Casablanca Lily

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Ep 3: Feelin' Nagarmantha

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 14:00:50 GMT

The girls go gaga, crack open a bottle of Txakolina, and dare to ask: was she ACTUALLY born this way? Tune in to learn about vanilla bug spray, British boy bands, lumberperson perfumes, fish gowns, bizarro Samantha Jones, and the private lives of rare coin collectors. Maddie talks about her favorite herbalist and buys a fragrance from Walmart while Chloe attends an event and gets fired from the pod due to an HR violation.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons Copper

Angel by Mugler

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Bowmakers by DS & Durga

Alma by Lightbound

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Ep 2: Spray, Delay, and Walk Away

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 22:58:39 GMT

This week on the pod, your girlies deep dive into the Cartesian Coordinate System to chart the intersection of thrift store scents and children’s library perfumes. Follow along as they find The White Space between the Byredo font, wet concrete, Paige Denim, and the bottomless mimosa plant.

Chloe reveals a crush on a master nose, Maddie saves up for a $210 bottle and our little trend forecasters predict the return of Skel Fab in 2023.

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Fragrances Discussed:

OR/ 2018 by A. N Other

PS I Love You by Bath and Body Works

Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden

Gap Electric

London Rain White Jasmine and Mint by Jo Malone

Luciano Pavarotti for Men

Les Belles de Ricci by Nina Ricci

Custo Barcelona for women

Mango Skin by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Acquiilssssima by Hilde Soliani

Davidoff Cool Water

Old Spice

Bat by Zoologist

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Nasomatto Black Afgano

Fragile Violet by Eric Buterbaugh

Alguien No. 2

Altra Skin by Altra Profuture

Stone Cold Heart by Altra Profuture

Heretic Parfum

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Ep 1: Bougie Bitches

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 21:51:48 GMT

On today’s episode, Chloe and Maddie talk about FB (full bottle) regrets, salad perfume, Adrienne Maloof's hair tinsel, MILF Manor, papyrus notes, big bean energy, swarm mode, addictive personalities, and how to pronounce rhododendron.

The gals each pull a tarot card, Chloe introduces a controversial new segment, and the Undercover Sociologists bravely ask:

Do base notes all smell the same?

Where were you during Miley's 2013 VMA performance?

What does patchouli actually look like?

Who are the nefarious forces behind the scenes at Fragrantica?

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Fragrances Discussed

Paradisi by Jorum Studio

1969 by Histoire des Parfums

Rose of No Man’s Land by Byredo

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Mixed Emotion by Byredo

Bal D’Afrique by Byredo

Olympic Rainforest Bodywash by Olympic Orchids

Big Sur After Rain by DS + Durga

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Chloe's Candle Corner:

Sweet Madeleine candle by Panier des Sens

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