Round About Town

Dogcast

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 18:08:17 GMT

Here's a half-hour special dedicated to Round About Town journal entries concerning dogs.

I could have made three separate ten minute episodes but decided to combine them.

Chapter 1: Dangerous Dogs

Chapter 2: Dog Owners

Chapter 3: Shit and Piss

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Money and Finance

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 14:25:27 GMT

During my six years of studying art in further and higher education, nobody thought to mention how I might go on to make an art practice work from financial point of view and I never thought to ask because I didn’t really care...

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Decorative Aggregates

Sat, 23 Dec 2023 08:48:15 GMT

Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.

Featuring:

Snapped Birch
The Shop that Usually Smells of Weed
All Them New Houses
Air Punching by he Turnips
Stupid Slippers
Naughty Boy
Golfing Sweaters
Mr Porter
Begin the Beguine
Puffa Coat and Pyjamas
Global Reset
My Daddy Drives a UFO
How Were You in 2023?
TV in '23

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Behaving Irresponsibly for a Grandma

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 17:07:29 GMT

1. A Big Display of Dildos

2. A Complicated Logistical Operation

3. Behaving Irresponsibly for a Grandma

4. Mrs Dyson’s Bathrobe

5. My Bird

6. Her From No.14

7. You Might Find it a bit Foreign

8. Open-Toe Sandels

9. The Rooneys' Driveway

10. Come on in Girls!

11. One Life Live It

12. Have you got your Hearing Aid, Ernest?

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He Thinks He's Bloody Tesco's

Sat, 17 Jun 2023 05:02:57 GMT

Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.

Featuring:

1. Headrow Furnishers

2. Mrs Woodhead

3. Intelligence-Led Security

4. Mitsubishi Animal

5. He Thinks He’s Bloody Tesco’s

6. An Illustrated Book About Birds

7. Nana Jacquie

8. Seven Fuckings and a Bastard

9. The Top Spot Snooker Club

10. Swollen Legs

11. Combover

12. A Statue of the Buddha

13. No More Nails

14. Thanks, Mate. Cheers.

15. Hoovering And Dusting All Over The Place

16. Windowsill Survey

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A Good Smack In The Kidneys

Mon, 29 May 2023 04:53:59 GMT

1. Vincent

2. More Effective Than Flowers

3. Cockchafer

4. A Good Smack in the Kidneys

5. Mrs Begum’s Lampshade

6. Fucking Hell, Jade!

7. WALTER SCOTT IS A BATTY BOY

8. Beware of the Wife

9. J-Dog

10. I Want to Break Free

11. Little Owl

12. Global Reset/Kia Picanto Man

13. Pink Bits

14. Boob Ogler

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Hot Beef Sandwich

Thu, 18 May 2023 04:21:44 GMT

Fat Pigeon
Oh, For Fuck’s Sake!
Redstart
Lambs Tails
Diddly Squat
Plastic David
Hot Beef Sandwich
Paper Bag Pasty
Chiffchaffs
Saint Gobain Sekurit
Three Coats At Once
Jimmy Mack
New Laithe
Terracotta Buddha/Luftwaffe
George Gray

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Zafiras, Vitaras and Ancient Land Rovers

Mon, 08 May 2023 05:26:27 GMT

Stumpy
Too Much Sideways Momentum
Copulating Insects
Modular Seating
Going up to Diane’s
Buxton
Blank Pages
Shredding
Cadbury's Twirl
Where the Streets Have no Name
Zafiras, Vitaras, and Ancient Land Rovers
A bit Nesh

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Union Jack Bun Cases

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 04:33:12 GMT

At the Newsagent's
Where's Your Cap, Lad?
St.George Cross Wind Sock
The Man at Number 16
A Row About Parking Spaces
Something Heavy by Yves Saint Laurent
A Man With a Ginger Beard
Sipping Smoothies
Keep Calm And...
Ducks and Buddhas
That Silly Man from the Government
Jonny
TV's Grand Designs
In Bradford
Capsicum Chicken

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I Want To Be In Skipton Now

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 05:43:29 GMT

Peter Robinson
I'm Psychedelic, Me
Atari T-Shirt
Mrs Walker From Whiteley Street
Please Mister Postman
Direct Mail
Go Away!
Church Street
Mr Sykes
Overweight Old Racist Man
I Want To Be In Skipton Now
Sheila From Up The Back

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Everybody's So Miserable Now

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 05:10:35 GMT

Silly Twat
Our Milkman
I'm Just Off Out
Missing Cat
Kate Is Gay
Sparrow
That's Barbara
Quality Driveways
Plastic Crockery
Rip Off
Unfashionable Bell-Bottom Jeans In Indigo
Mr Briggs
Everybody's So Miserable Now
Night Shift

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A Very Active Woman for a Blind Lady

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 05:51:06 GMT

Peter's Computers
Sycamore News
Raymond!
Where's That Poo, Rosie?
Lapwings
Mr Barton
A Very Active Woman for a Blind Lady
Mr Mahmood
Special Brew
The Dead Badger
Ernest
One Direction Perfume
Suede Loafers
Rabbit Stew
Air Punching by the Turnips

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Move Your Van Boss

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 05:36:23 GMT

New Romantic Man
Move Your Van Boss
Poached Eggs
Café Culture
Blasting at the Quarry
Pointy Shoes
Old Meat Fug
Brian and Susan
Bar Maroc
Farting by the Turnips
Sliders no Socks
Magnificent Leopard

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Don't Worry Love, She'll Not Bother You

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 05:11:56 GMT

Quite Small Cock And Balls
Don’t Worry Love She’ll Not Bother You
African Grey
Diamanté Sandals
Noisy Bugger
What The Fuck Was That?
Desire Lines
Stone Tortoise
They're Not Right Friendly Aren't Chows
Wheelie Bin
Electrocardiography
Twat
The Show Jumping Nationals In Cheshire

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Drinking Much More Wine

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 18:23:07 GMT

Drinking Much More Wine: Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world. For twenty-five years Kevin has been writing succinct descriptions of events and incidents that have taken place whilst out and about on his postal round, his daily route taking him from the main sorting office to the streets and outlying neighbourhoods above the town. In these commentaries and records nothing seems to be typical—engaged and disconnected conversations, the observed and the overheard—the everyday activity of life on the move.

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