John and Dylan: Online

The Last One

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:00:00 GMT

See you on The Wrestler Review feed

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Remember when guys used to be really into legs

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Dylan Gott and John Hastings talk about horseshit

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Old Food

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 GMT

John and Dylan talk about eating old food for 40 whole minutes

Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Mystery Food Deals

02:40 Adventures in Food and Comedy

05:31 The Restaurant Industry and Delivery Culture

08:25 Cultural Observations and Language Barriers

11:18 Life in California and Ghost Developments

14:02 Midlife Reflections and Self-Improvement Trends

18:41 Testosterone and Its Effects

21:13 Cottage Cheese Renaissance

25:03 Millennial Midlife Crisis

27:42 The Comedy Scene and Moving

32:26 The State of Podcasting and Comedy

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Talk Radio was the peak of our society

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk and talk and talk

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Chapters

00:00 Morning Zoo Nostalgia

03:00 The Evolution of Morning Radio

05:55 Cultural Commentary on Modern Society

08:57 The Dynamics of Canadian Broadcasting

12:02 Celebrity Culture and Political Commentary

15:06 Humor in Personal Experiences

17:51 Food, Diet, and Lifestyle Discussions

26:22 The Inevitable Aging and Health Conversations

29:46 Adderall: The Easy Access and Its Effects

32:59 Pragmatic Views on Life and Death

36:22 Cultural Observations and Humor in Travel

41:33 Parenting Challenges and Humorous Anecdotes

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Celebrity Podcasts

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Celebrity Podcasts

00:00 Introduction and Unconventional Bathroom Habits

02:50 Pedestrian's in England

05:38 Street Encounters and Urban Life

08:33 Celebrity Podcasts and Their Impact

11:42 Comedians and Their Feuds

14:39 The Evolution of Celebrity Culture

17:46 Reflections on Personal Experiences and Society

26:59 The Return of Bruno and Diet Trends

30:02 The Evolution of Comedy and Podcasting

31:25 The Business of Entertainment and Social Media

35:50 Celebrity Culture and NFTs

38:47 Advice and Career Paths in Comedy

41:55 Politics, Marriage, and the White House

44:47 Sports, Culture, and the NBA

47:57 Curling, Darts, and Low-Res Activities

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Tariff Talk 2025

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

John Hastings and Dylan Gott make an announcement plus a whole episode beforehand

Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Tariff Talk 2025

02:46 Canadian Politics and Justin Trudeau

05:51 The Future of Justin Trudeau

08:37 The NDP and Canadian Political Dynamics

11:16 Media and Political Commentary

14:16 Humor in Everyday Life

16:52 Experiences at a Sewage Convention

19:48 The Sex Club Experience

25:50 The Perception of Personal Choices

27:56 Humor in Controversial Topics

30:28 The Irony of Town Names

33:23 Stand-Up Comedy Experiences

37:09 Cultural Commentary on Politics

41:00 The Absurdity of Modern Life

44:43 Reflections on Youth and Lifestyle

51:25 Exciting Changes Ahead

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Bald men scream about Softcore Porn

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 13:03:02 GMT

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Dylan's time using Adderall

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about morning zoo radio, doctors, the carnivore diet and a ton of other trash

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Chapters

00:00 Morning Zoo Nostalgia

05:55 Rambling

08:57 Canadian Broadcasting

12:02 Celebs

15:06 Stories

17:51 Diets

26:22 Aging

29:46 Adderall

32:59 Life

36:22 Travel

41:33 Stories

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Kanye and High School

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about snow days, The Super Bowl, Kanye, high school Vince McMahon and that's it

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Chapters

00:00 Snow Day Struggles

02:44 Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance

12:09 Kanye's Controversial Super Bowl Ad

24:10 Artists vs. Their Actions

26:33 The Controversial Lyrics of Ted Nugent

29:52 Johnny Cash and the Politics of Country Music

32:41 Oscars and Pop Culture Commentary

35:52 The Smoking Culture and Comedy

37:57 Ryan Reynolds and Nostalgia in Film

39:24 The Woke Pivot in Right-Wing Discourse

45:32 Vince McMahon's Legal Troubles and WWE's Future

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John got married again

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about COVID, weird comedians, getting married, getting divorced and nothing else

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Chapters

00:00 Pauly Shore and Mick Foley

03:04 Dom Irrera

05:51 Things are changing and that's bad

09:01 People call things gay again

11:58 FB Community Groups

15:11 Generational Differences

17:50 Fame makes people nuts

30:01 John is married again

33:06 John is divorced always

34:12 Elopement vs Traditional Weddings

35:33 Comedians at Weddings

37:32 COVID Reflections

46:35 Bryce Mitchell's Controversial Statements

49:43 Grief

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Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the Kensington Avenue livestream. What is that? Well, it's a level of horror we didn't know existed until our Patron Justin told us about it.

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Chapters

00:00 Song Debate

02:04 Exploring BumFights

06:02 The Kensington Avenue Live Stream Phenomenon

10:08 Parenting

14:00 TikTok

17:58 Talking

21:12 Mortadella vs Bologna

22:15 Jiri Interviews

25:40 Comment section

28:12 The Dark Side of Entertainment

30:36 The Evolution of Viral Content

33:46 Exploitation

35:42 Fame and Infamy

43:09 We're balding

46:47 Our friends in denial

49:01 The Future of Media

52:25 Money

55:15 White Funerals

01:01:10 Baseball in the 1800s

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Debate Bros and Ricki Lake

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about debate bro culture, how John is dealing with the wildfires, urban legends, old YouTube instructionals, prank calls and John Cena

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Chapters

00:00 No Nut Year

03:01 Wildfires

06:08 Debate Bros

12:02 Online Debates

18:06 School Rumors

28:19 YouTube Instructionals

31:14 Being an adult

33:30 The Art of Prank Calls

37:18 Rambling

41:03 Wrestling

46:34 The Future of Wrestling

49:21 Wedding Stories

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Jesse James and Breaking Bad

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:36:44 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Edward Norton, acting, prestige television, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, celebrity culture, natural disasters, Hollywood, the film industry, YouTube documentaries, celebrity culture, podcasts, comedy, porns, cancel culture, conspiracy theories, religion, Jesse James, generational grudges and that's absolutely it.

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00:00 Edward Norton

10:22 Prestige TV

20:46 Breaking Bad vs. The Sopranos

30:06 LA is on fire

34:53 The Rise of Porn Star Podcasts

37:19 Porns

41:57 The Psychos of Stand-Up Comedy

43:47 Jesse James

49:05 Religion and Conspiracy Theories

01:01:34 The Pope

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Hawk Tuah and Clint Eastwood

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:00:59 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Clint Eastwood, parenting, crypto, meme coins, fame, scams, political predictions, comedy, internet personalities, grifting, military, entertainment, podcast, humor, storytelling, social media, pop culture and that's absolutely it.

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Chapters

00:00 New Year

03:12 Extremists

06:01 Clint Eastwood

08:55 Parenting

12:08 Hawk Tuah

17:48 Rambling

25:18 Comedy rambling

29:59 The Rise of Internet Personalities

35:05 Entertainment

40:03 Tim Kennedy

48:59 Screaming

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Vaping inside and IMDB's MeToo charts

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:00:01 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about music festivals, the resurgence of vaping culture, imdb having a metoo chart and too much more

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Chapters

00:00 Nostalgia

02:53 rambling

06:00 Music Festivals

09:09 rambling

11:56 Vaping

14:53 rambling

18:14 Public Perception

20:56 The Me Too charts

23:49 Punk Rock MBA

27:05 Authenticity

35:14 UCB

39:06 rambling

49:08 Parenting

55:24 Daniel Puder

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Cybertrucks in real life

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:00:41 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about seeing Cybertrucks in real life, then wrestling, comedy and some other trash I can't remember offhand

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00:00 Cryptocurrency

03:09 Politicas

05:55 Cybertrucks

09:02 Wrestling

11:52 The State of Comedy

14:47 Parenting

26:44 Comedy again

30:16 Work

34:32 Wrestling again

39:15 Journalism

50:57 Wrestling is True Crime

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Chocolate Rain and Wrestling

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:00:28 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the viral hit Chocolate Rain and then some lit wrestling talk

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00:00 Tayshawn Day

03:07 Impact of 'Chocolate Rain'

05:53 Growing Up and Education

09:14 Airport Security Experiences

11:58 Viral Fame to Sustainability

14:47 Bullying in the Workplace

18:00 Internet Fame and Its Consequences

21:13 Viral Stars and Their Careers

23:53 Society and Politics

27:20 Going Viral

30:13 Podcasting

32:35 Wrestling

35:55 AEW and TNA

40:59 The Future of Wrestling Promotions

45:05 The Personal Lives of Comedians

50:44 Cultural Commentary and Social Media Dynamics

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Dylan learns about Mobster turned podcaster Michael Franzese

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 08:00:35 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a man who went from crime to god and made a podcast about it that John thinks is bull stinks - Michael Franzese.

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00:00 Introduction to Michael Franzese and Mob Tube

02:14 The Rise of Michael Franzese and His Mafia Background

05:31 Michael Francis's Transition to Christianity and YouTube Fame

09:43 The Impact of Vlad TV and Mafia Tube

12:35 The Evolution of YouTube and Podcasting

19:51 Michael Franzese's Current Ventures and Podcasting Landscape

23:11 Sports

24:09 Athletes have money

25:37 Gambling in Sports

26:07 Mafia Stories

28:32 More mob stories

30:55 How do Mafia Podcasts exist

32:41 Confrontations in Mafia Narratives

34:38 Mobsters as they age

37:02 Garbage

39:17 Celebs and sports

41:39 Middle aged men talking about their bleak future

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John learns the horrible truth about The Island Boys

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:00:23 GMT

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the crazy career of The Island Boys. From annoying Tik Tokers to horrible horrible lows in just 3 years.

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John and Dylan: Online

The Last One

Remember when guys used to be really into legs

Old Food

Talk Radio was the peak of our society

Celebrity Podcasts

Tariff Talk 2025

Bald men scream about Softcore Porn

Dylan's time using Adderall

Kanye and High School

John got married again

Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia

Debate Bros and Ricki Lake

Jesse James and Breaking Bad

Hawk Tuah and Clint Eastwood

Vaping inside and IMDB's MeToo charts

Cybertrucks in real life

Chocolate Rain and Wrestling

Dylan learns about Mobster turned podcaster Michael Franzese

John learns the horrible truth about The Island Boys

CKY GUY PUNCHED ALIENT ANT FARM GUY

Pink's Mizzundastood is an album we listened to for some reason

Richie Incognito - sometimes bullies win

Lulu - Lou Reed & Metallica go full Troll 2

Top 5 Historical Podcast Hosts

Salt Bae Sucks

Fun Music Feuds

Let's listen to Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

Listening to Judas Priest's worst album - Turbo

Let's talk pro wrestling

The indisputable Top 5 Albums

Do you sit or stand up to wipe

Zakk Wylde, Water Sports, Celeb Pervs

The Worst Roommates We've Ever Had

Ep out Thursday

Mark Wahlberg is the best

Competitive Eating in the Olympics`

Kamala, Messy Roommates, Teachers Losing It

New Beginnings (Chet Hanks, Conspiracies, Nerdist, Kill Tony, Divorce)

The best band of all time, Smash Mouth

Dan Bilzerian - cool guy with no flaws

Tinder - the sassy app for smooching

Don King - all around excellent at being a criminal

Skid Row vs Chris Jericho

Pervs talk about Milfs

MSN Messenger - the most popular way to chat for like 2 years

Tom Green - maybe the most influential comedian of the 2000s

Morgan Wallen - he got drunk and said racist stuff

Megadeth vs Metallica

Rob Ford - Toronto's most remarkable mayor

The Top 5 Chain Resturaunts in the world

Andy Elliott - weird sales alpha

From Danny Bonaduce to Jake Paul, celebrity boxing has always been a party

Morgan Spurlock - people hate this guy

Good Charlotte, plus a lot about being a snobby punk fan

Google's failed social media site, Google+

A book that made the world worse, The Game

Kathy Griffin, a ground breaking comedian who f***ed up

Vice Media, from hipster magazine to everyone's a creep

Bill Maher - the most visibly annoying person alive

Let's talk about Nancy Grace

Shannon Sharpe

Doja Cat & Chat Roulette & of course rambling

Let's talk about racist British comic Roy Chubby Brown

The story of Motley Crue (plus tonnes of rambling)

Turns out Vince McMahon is worse than Weinstein

Creep Talk Episode 7

LinkedIn, a site that sucks

Nirvana (10 min teaser u naughty thotties)

Our future overlord, Mr. Beast

Creep Talk Episode 6 (only 10 minutes as a sassy tease oh we're naughty)

The king of Miami, Kimbo Slice

Patreon Full Hard Ep - Year in Review Part 2

Patreon Full Hard Ep - Year in Review Part 1

The last king of TV, Ryan Seacrest

Michael Richards's apology for the freak out was almost crazier than the actual event

Kiss (Patreon teaser)

Baby It's Cold Outside, the song people complain about for many reasons

Creep Talk Episode 5 (patreon preview)

Crazy celebrity voicemail mashup (feat Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and Pat O'Brien