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			<title>Season 3 Episode 6 — “RANTUMUS: The Internet, a Ginger NUT SACK Called Jonathan, and Zero Self-Awareness”</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2026 10:49:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong></p><p>This episode contains industrial-grade ranting, weaponised opinions, and a <em>Jonathan-Morley-shaped, ginger-nut-sack energy individual</em> who treats the internet like a public inquiry into his feelings.</p><p>If you believe football discourse should be calm, balanced, or useful — turn back now. There is no hope for you.</p><br><p><strong>In this week’s carnage:</strong></p><p>🧠 Chapo attempts rational thought and immediately abandons it</p><p>🍷 Bomb drinks an entire bottle of wine to lift music — accidentally creates the perfect intro</p><p>📱 A Jonathan-Morley-shaped nut sack posts through pure vibes and Wi-Fi rage</p><p>🔴 Arsenal discourse reduced to “I watched the game actually” versus spreadsheets</p><p>⚽ Liverpool mentioned once and somehow Arsenal still live rent-free in everyone’s head</p><p>📊 Stats hurled like piss-filled water balloons (accuracy optional)</p><p>🗣️ “Just asking questions” deployed as a full defensive system</p><p>🪓 Tony declares the Stick of Justice should be applied to comment sections</p><p>🐼 Trossard dragged in again for reasons nobody — including Trossard — understands</p><p>🍺 Old Man in the Chair says “block him” and achieves instant inner peace</p><p>🚨 The internet once again proves access ≠ intelligence</p><br><p>So pour something strong, mute your mentions, and join <strong>Bomb &amp; Chapo</strong> for the <strong>RANTUMUS EDITION</strong> — where football chat finally admits what it really is: vibes, grudges, and lads shouting into the void.</p><br><p>💩 <strong>P.S.</strong> This is satire. If you’re angry, it might be about you.</p><p>💩 <strong>P.P.S.</strong> Sheffield is still a shithole.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong></p><p>This episode contains industrial-grade ranting, weaponised opinions, and a <em>Jonathan-Morley-shaped, ginger-nut-sack energy individual</em> who treats the internet like a public inquiry into his feelings.</p><p>If you believe football discourse should be calm, balanced, or useful — turn back now. There is no hope for you.</p><br><p><strong>In this week’s carnage:</strong></p><p>🧠 Chapo attempts rational thought and immediately abandons it</p><p>🍷 Bomb drinks an entire bottle of wine to lift music — accidentally creates the perfect intro</p><p>📱 A Jonathan-Morley-shaped nut sack posts through pure vibes and Wi-Fi rage</p><p>🔴 Arsenal discourse reduced to “I watched the game actually” versus spreadsheets</p><p>⚽ Liverpool mentioned once and somehow Arsenal still live rent-free in everyone’s head</p><p>📊 Stats hurled like piss-filled water balloons (accuracy optional)</p><p>🗣️ “Just asking questions” deployed as a full defensive system</p><p>🪓 Tony declares the Stick of Justice should be applied to comment sections</p><p>🐼 Trossard dragged in again for reasons nobody — including Trossard — understands</p><p>🍺 Old Man in the Chair says “block him” and achieves instant inner peace</p><p>🚨 The internet once again proves access ≠ intelligence</p><br><p>So pour something strong, mute your mentions, and join <strong>Bomb &amp; Chapo</strong> for the <strong>RANTUMUS EDITION</strong> — where football chat finally admits what it really is: vibes, grudges, and lads shouting into the void.</p><br><p>💩 <strong>P.S.</strong> This is satire. If you’re angry, it might be about you.</p><p>💩 <strong>P.P.S.</strong> Sheffield is still a shithole.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Season 3 Episode 5 — Fog, Fraud, Diminutive Florian Wirtz, and a Panda</title>
			<itunes:title>Season 3 Episode 5 — Fog, Fraud, Diminutive Florian Wirtz, and a Panda</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 08:44:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title> Season 3 Episode 4 — The Buttock Derby</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong> The Buttock Derby delivered everything the FA handbook explicitly forbids fake kits, flying handbags, and a referee who pulled his hamstring halfway through booking a man with extra toes.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><p>🥴 Irish Ken’s “Real Madrid” shirts disintegrate before kick-off</p><p>⚽ Meoff actually plays football, then immediately regrets it</p><p>🦶 Six-Toes Derek scores, two-foots, and re-enacts Mortal Kombat</p><p>🍑 Referee’s left cheek explodes mid-card-wave</p><p>🪓 Tony brandishes the Stick of Justice while flogging knock-off air-fryers</p><p>👩‍👜 Six-Toes’ mum vaults the barrier and drops the ref with a Primark haymaker</p><p>🐕 The Labrador saves the day (again) and earns Man of the Match</p><p>🚓 Local police arrive and arrest the concept of fair play</p><br><p>So pour a pint, brace your earholes, and join Chapo for the official Hawk &amp; Tun post-match report —where football occasionally happens between acts of violence.</p><br><p>💩 P.S. White Hearts finished with nine men.</p><p>💩 P.P.S. The ref’s still icing his bum.</p><p>💩 P.P.P.S. Sheffied is still 💩</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong> The Buttock Derby delivered everything the FA handbook explicitly forbids fake kits, flying handbags, and a referee who pulled his hamstring halfway through booking a man with extra toes.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><p>🥴 Irish Ken’s “Real Madrid” shirts disintegrate before kick-off</p><p>⚽ Meoff actually plays football, then immediately regrets it</p><p>🦶 Six-Toes Derek scores, two-foots, and re-enacts Mortal Kombat</p><p>🍑 Referee’s left cheek explodes mid-card-wave</p><p>🪓 Tony brandishes the Stick of Justice while flogging knock-off air-fryers</p><p>👩‍👜 Six-Toes’ mum vaults the barrier and drops the ref with a Primark haymaker</p><p>🐕 The Labrador saves the day (again) and earns Man of the Match</p><p>🚓 Local police arrive and arrest the concept of fair play</p><br><p>So pour a pint, brace your earholes, and join Chapo for the official Hawk &amp; Tun post-match report —where football occasionally happens between acts of violence.</p><br><p>💩 P.S. White Hearts finished with nine men.</p><p>💩 P.P.S. The ref’s still icing his bum.</p><p>💩 P.P.P.S. Sheffied is still 💩</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Season 3, Episode 3 — “The Stick of Justice Returns: Paris Pints, Biscuit Knees & Why Jesus Would Get Hooked at Half-Time in Sunday League.”]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Season 3, Episode 3 — “The Stick of Justice Returns: Paris Pints, Biscuit Knees & Why Jesus Would Get Hooked at Half-Time in Sunday League.”]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 16:11:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong> Chapo’s back from COVID, Bomb’s been on the Staropramen, and somehow Paris, beer maths, and Jesus’ biscuit knees all make sense after ten minutes. Expect lager-fuelled logic, Essex League nostalgia, and more theology than Sky Sports could stomach.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><br><p>🍺 Bomb swears he out-scored Gabriel Jesus “in the Essex Sunday League, mate”</p><p>💶 Chapo breaks down Paris pint economics (€8 happy hour / €14 sadness)</p><p>🤖 Chapo’s Amazon hub explodes mid-pod claims “AI rendering farm interference”</p><p>💬 AFTV roasted into orbit Lee Gunner declared “a twat”</p><p>😷 Chapo confesses to COVID, Wi-Fi exorcisms and a new German boss who quotes <em>’Allo ’Allo!</em></p><p>⚽ Saka praised, Mainoo compared, United Trey slandered, and the lads still find time to call Liverpool fans delusional</p><p>🚨 David Coote branded “90-grand wrong’un” and sentenced (by us) to rot</p><p>👕 Hawk &amp; Tun FC update: new kits, new players, Man in Chair upgraded to a folding throne with dual beer-holders</p><p>🪓 Stick of Justice returns Bomb wields it like Thor with a hangover, smiting pundits, refs and anyone wearing a half-and-half scarf</p><p>🎭 Manager chat turns into life coaching: Mourinho ego analysis, Ranieri therapy, and Pep worship</p><p>😂 Bonus chaos: Victor Boniface’s four-girlfriend philosophy, kudos’ misplaced **** on Sky Sports, and Spurs still being Spurs</p><p>💖 Ends wholesome: shout-outs to US, German and Qatari listeners, Brentford’s mental-health benches, and Palace’s aftercare for academy kids before another “**** Sheffield” sign-off</p><br><p>Two WhatsApp warriors. One barely-contained bromance that would fail every BBC background check.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, brace your earholes, and join the world’s most chaotic pub-cast where football dies for your entertainment every single week, and there’s barely any rude writing on the toilet walls.</p><br><p>💩 <strong>P.S.</strong> Sheffield is still a shithole.</p><p>💩 <strong>P.P.S.</strong> Whilst Sheffield is still a shithole, guess who edits the descriptions and hasn’t given BOM the password to get in and change it?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning:</strong> Chapo’s back from COVID, Bomb’s been on the Staropramen, and somehow Paris, beer maths, and Jesus’ biscuit knees all make sense after ten minutes. Expect lager-fuelled logic, Essex League nostalgia, and more theology than Sky Sports could stomach.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><br><p>🍺 Bomb swears he out-scored Gabriel Jesus “in the Essex Sunday League, mate”</p><p>💶 Chapo breaks down Paris pint economics (€8 happy hour / €14 sadness)</p><p>🤖 Chapo’s Amazon hub explodes mid-pod claims “AI rendering farm interference”</p><p>💬 AFTV roasted into orbit Lee Gunner declared “a twat”</p><p>😷 Chapo confesses to COVID, Wi-Fi exorcisms and a new German boss who quotes <em>’Allo ’Allo!</em></p><p>⚽ Saka praised, Mainoo compared, United Trey slandered, and the lads still find time to call Liverpool fans delusional</p><p>🚨 David Coote branded “90-grand wrong’un” and sentenced (by us) to rot</p><p>👕 Hawk &amp; Tun FC update: new kits, new players, Man in Chair upgraded to a folding throne with dual beer-holders</p><p>🪓 Stick of Justice returns Bomb wields it like Thor with a hangover, smiting pundits, refs and anyone wearing a half-and-half scarf</p><p>🎭 Manager chat turns into life coaching: Mourinho ego analysis, Ranieri therapy, and Pep worship</p><p>😂 Bonus chaos: Victor Boniface’s four-girlfriend philosophy, kudos’ misplaced **** on Sky Sports, and Spurs still being Spurs</p><p>💖 Ends wholesome: shout-outs to US, German and Qatari listeners, Brentford’s mental-health benches, and Palace’s aftercare for academy kids before another “**** Sheffield” sign-off</p><br><p>Two WhatsApp warriors. One barely-contained bromance that would fail every BBC background check.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, brace your earholes, and join the world’s most chaotic pub-cast where football dies for your entertainment every single week, and there’s barely any rude writing on the toilet walls.</p><br><p>💩 <strong>P.S.</strong> Sheffield is still a shithole.</p><p>💩 <strong>P.P.S.</strong> Whilst Sheffield is still a shithole, guess who edits the descriptions and hasn’t given BOM the password to get in and change it?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Kick-Off Chaos: Banned Chapo, Drunk Bomb, and a Vicar on the Wing</title>
			<itunes:title>Kick-Off Chaos: Banned Chapo, Drunk Bomb, and a Vicar on the Wing</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2025 17:54:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ <strong>Warning</strong>: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned <em>again</em>, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle your nan.</p><br><p><strong>In this week’s carnage:</strong></p><p>🍷 Bomb wants a pint but calls the bar crew thick as pig shit</p><p>🛵 Chapo now “does weddings” (yeah, imagine that with his mouth)</p><p>⌨️ Chapo gets clattered by a munter on X and banned quicker than you can say “delete tweet”</p><p>🤣 We’ve discovered the <em>effects</em> button turns out it’s like ket for your ears, and not the good kind</p><p>💸 Guinness vs Ashi turns into the fiscal fight no one asked for</p><p>⚽ Football: butchered, shouted over, and laced with industrial-strength swearing (mostly Chapo)</p><br><p>So neck a pint, crank your cans, and let us volley this circus of bollocks square into your sweaty nut-sack.</p><br><p><strong>We’re the Ranter Lads. Internet slags don’t say we didn’t warn ya.</strong></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Man United in Pieces, Chapo Walks Out, and Sheffield Takes More Heat</title>
			<itunes:title>Man United in Pieces, Chapo Walks Out, and Sheffield Takes More Heat</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2025 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><p>🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s latest life-fail antics</p><p>🛵 Chapo goes full rant mode at Lee “Skinny Harry Potter” Gunner</p><p>⌨️ Keyboard warriors pile on a 16-year-old (we’re not having it)</p><p>🤣 A 22-penalty shootout gets the Ranter Lads treatment</p><p>💸 Big shout to LFC Shane and all the legends who listen in</p><p>⚽ Yes, football is technically discussed… badly, loudly, and with plenty of swearing</p><br><p>So grab a pint, stick your cans on, and let the chaos volley you straight in the sweaty bollocks.</p><br><p>We’re the Ranter Lads. You’re welcome, internet slags.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due.</p><br><p>In this week’s carnage:</p><p>🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s latest life-fail antics</p><p>🛵 Chapo goes full rant mode at Lee “Skinny Harry Potter” Gunner</p><p>⌨️ Keyboard warriors pile on a 16-year-old (we’re not having it)</p><p>🤣 A 22-penalty shootout gets the Ranter Lads treatment</p><p>💸 Big shout to LFC Shane and all the legends who listen in</p><p>⚽ Yes, football is technically discussed… badly, loudly, and with plenty of swearing</p><br><p>So grab a pint, stick your cans on, and let the chaos volley you straight in the sweaty bollocks.</p><br><p>We’re the Ranter Lads. You’re welcome, internet slags.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ain’t No Party Like a Lee Diddy Party Plus Who’s Gonna Tear the League a New One?</title>
			<itunes:title>Ain’t No Party Like a Lee Diddy Party Plus Who’s Gonna Tear the League a New One?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 09:58:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The boys predict whos going to with the leauge</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.</strong></p><br><p><strong>In today’s episode:</strong></p><br><p>🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in a tragic Chinese takeaway that looks like it came out the bin</p><p>🛵 Chapo gets mugged off by a hotel over his food extreme begging vibes from him, zero dignity</p><p>📅 A keyboard war: Dickhead Diddy vs. a Spurs fan… one of them leaves crying (no prizes for guessing)</p><p>🤣 Tottenham bottle it again, because being Spursy is a full-time job</p><p>💸 We “predict” the league winner and end up sounding like pissed-up fortune tellers with brain damage</p><p>⚽ And yes, football gets mentioned… badly</p><br><p>So grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and let the chaos kick you in the bollocks.</p><br><p>We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome, you slags.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Scottish Spurs Fans,Broken Noses,Terrible Ale & Premier League Transfer Market Madness its that time agian]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Scottish Spurs Fans,Broken Noses,Terrible Ale & Premier League Transfer Market Madness its that time agian]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 14:49:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Where the hell have you been, and is it worth fighting the landlord over a vest top?</title>
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			<title>The Boys Are Back ... late, as tradition demands with Eggsistential Football Chat</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 14:09:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Germans Bombed Our Chip Shop and Elon Hired My Nan</title>
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			<title>Ya Greedy Bastard </title>
			<itunes:title>Ya Greedy Bastard </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2025 18:16:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ManU's Financials the full show ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 10:55:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ManU's Financials: A Proper Car Crash – More Bent Than a Reliant Robin on a Bad Day!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[ManU's Financials: A Proper Car Crash – More Bent Than a Reliant Robin on a Bad Day!]]></itunes:title>
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			<title>Would You Kick a Wombat? Do Erling Haaland and His Glory-Hunting Father Have Eyebrows? And Should Kids Be Served Espresso at Parties?</title>
			<itunes:title>Would You Kick a Wombat? Do Erling Haaland and His Glory-Hunting Father Have Eyebrows? And Should Kids Be Served Espresso at Parties?</itunes:title>
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			<title>Linesmen with Guns, Kinky Keepers,  Football Madness</title>
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			<title>Happy New Year To The RANT ARMY</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 19:24:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>In today’s episode, we say a heartfelt thank you, champion women’s rights and equality, and dive into the pressing issue of the nation’s staggering scone consumption. We also dish out nominations for the greatest people of 2024, alongside the not-so-coveted title of Biggest C%*T of the Year. Naturally, we’ll touch on Elon—future President of Planet Earth—and round things off with Chapo’s top tips on dodging the law when it comes to steroid shenanigans and poison escapades. </h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Stay tuned, it’s a wild one!</h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Is this a Sheffield United podcast? I think not!</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 10:28:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: <strong>Men’s Mental Health Week</strong>. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at <strong>116 123</strong> or visit <strong>samaritans.org</strong>. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let’s keep the conversation going.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit <em>almost</em> off his missus by whisking her away to South Wales during Storm Burt—or, if not, what were his alternatives?</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>All this and plenty more chaos on your favourite, <em>The Football Ranter</em> podcast!</h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: <strong>Men’s Mental Health Week</strong>. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at <strong>116 123</strong> or visit <strong>samaritans.org</strong>. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let’s keep the conversation going.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit <em>almost</em> off his missus by whisking her away to South Wales during Storm Burt—or, if not, what were his alternatives?</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>All this and plenty more chaos on your favourite, <em>The Football Ranter</em> podcast!</h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Are Mancunians Secretly German? And Do They Suffer from Coprophobia?</title>
			<itunes:title>Are Mancunians Secretly German? And Do They Suffer from Coprophobia?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 16:03:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Bald Bandit - Trumps an orange faced muppet</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 18:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h4>Just a heads-up, everyone—we've <em>finally</em> cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we’re thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can <em>totally</em> build on. And no, I’m not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it’s basically the UK’s preferred dumping group for the nation’s dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of imbeciles—Trump <em>again</em>? Seriously? What is it with you people—do you all hail from Sheffield?</h4><p><br></p><p>Buckle up for another Rant abour loads of Stuff </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[How much Jazz is too much Jazz & are there too many Trey's in the world ? ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[How much Jazz is too much Jazz & are there too many Trey's in the world ? ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2024 11:05:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Do we have a Fair-Weather Bandit on our hands ? </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[This Week A-Bomb and El-Chapo discuss a plethora of football related topics including , Chelsea , Arsenal , San Marino and a special mention to our new favourite team the Hawk &amp; Tun , Like , Subscribe , Share and get involved , Cheers people <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Week A-Bomb and El-Chapo discuss a plethora of football related topics including , Chelsea , Arsenal , San Marino and a special mention to our new favourite team the Hawk &amp; Tun , Like , Subscribe , Share and get involved , Cheers people <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>We Are BACK !!!!</title>
			<itunes:title>We Are BACK !!!!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2024 09:25:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Here we go! We're back and ranting to go for our 1st show on transfer deadline day—we have players out, players in from the crew, and the of course the chaos is in full swing! Roadman’s still checking in on you to make sure your ok, while Chapo's still got that burning hatred for Sheffield and Bomb is still trying to keep things in check. Join us as we dive into the wild ramblings of the crew and gear up for an exciting season full of madness on the Football Ranter podcast!</p><br><p>You won’t want to miss it!</p><br><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p>Ps Sheffield get F$%ked</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rantlestiltskin</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 23</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h4>We are back!!!The boys are tackling the football world and bringing it down a peg or two. Headbutting Serie A managers, annoying Onlyfans "football fans" and a roundup of all that is good and bad!  Happy Rants!</h4><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>So Sorry </title>
			<itunes:title>So Sorry </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:31:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We deeply apologise for the lack of content as recent issues with the Podcasting platform have led to the loss of many of our classic Rants. Upon further investigation, we discovered that the platform is hosted in Sheffield at a facility associated with Scientology. Make of that what you will.</p><br><p>Rest assured, we will be back very soon with new content. Once again, we apologise for the delay. As always, we express our frustrations with Sheffield its awful infrastructure, and we hope that the recent defeat Arsenal inflicted upon you reflects the challenges you face.</p><br><p>Thank you for your patience and continued support. !</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We deeply apologise for the lack of content as recent issues with the Podcasting platform have led to the loss of many of our classic Rants. Upon further investigation, we discovered that the platform is hosted in Sheffield at a facility associated with Scientology. Make of that what you will.</p><br><p>Rest assured, we will be back very soon with new content. Once again, we apologise for the delay. As always, we express our frustrations with Sheffield its awful infrastructure, and we hope that the recent defeat Arsenal inflicted upon you reflects the challenges you face.</p><br><p>Thank you for your patience and continued support. !</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rantasaurus Rex</title>
			<itunes:title>Rantasaurus Rex</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 15:05:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 22</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week the boys are talking all things football, what penalty taker would you have save your life, facts that don't sound true, blue cards and more!</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week the boys are talking all things football, what penalty taker would you have save your life, facts that don't sound true, blue cards and more!</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Held to Rantsom</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 12:55:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 21</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Twenty in a row (ish)</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 16:07:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 20</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Talk of Klopp hitting the bricks, Roadman talking niche 11's, conspiracy and total football rants on a biblical scale. </p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Nuclear Power Rant</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 11:05:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 19</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week the guys are chatting about the real effects of deluded fans calling for a managers head and the self entitled world of top flight football, racism in football, conspiracy an all the usual crazy!</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Caught with your rants down</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 14:48:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>episode 18</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week the guys are chatting about ffp and how it is about as much use as throwing a deckchair off the Titanic. The transfer market and all the usual rants.</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week the guys are chatting about ffp and how it is about as much use as throwing a deckchair off the Titanic. The transfer market and all the usual rants.</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>European Pooper League </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2024 12:50:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 17</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The team are back for 2024! Discussion finds its way to the European Super League! Is it the better the devil you know or not? Plus all the usual Rants!</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The team are back for 2024! Discussion finds its way to the European Super League! Is it the better the devil you know or not? Plus all the usual Rants!</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Xmas Carnage </title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2023 09:10:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 16</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h2>Welcome to the Football Ranter Xmas Do! The lads listen throughout the day discuss the results coming in, the Ranter Derby Villa v Arsenal, Xmas quizzes, drunken carnage and has the Burton Albion mascot had a stroke. </h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h2>Welcome to the Football Ranter Xmas Do! The lads listen throughout the day discuss the results coming in, the Ranter Derby Villa v Arsenal, Xmas quizzes, drunken carnage and has the Burton Albion mascot had a stroke. </h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Latvian League 2 Accumulator</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2023 15:36:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 15</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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			<title>So Long Andy Episode 14</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2023 14:37:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Peter Beardsley's Passport Photo]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2023 20:02:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 13</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 12</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 17:02:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h2>This week the lads from the Ranter team will be talking all things football, and El Chapo decides that Sheffield is not the only place on his hit list.</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h2>This week the lads from the Ranter team will be talking all things football, and El Chapo decides that Sheffield is not the only place on his hit list.</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 11 Oui Sheff</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2023 11:13:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h2>This week the lads from the Ranter team will be talking all things football, a champions league section and El Chapo allows his distain for Sheffield get a little out of control.  Enjoy</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Football Ranter Episode 10</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 09:19:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Football Ranter Episode 9</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2023 08:43:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>David Pope Interview</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2023 23:01:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 8</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 7</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 23:01:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Rantasia</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 6</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 10:03:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable. We have 'what boils my p**s' a new section for weekly rants and somehow a mention of Hulk Hogan at Oldham Athletic.</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Football Ranter Episode 5</title>
			<itunes:title>Football Ranter Episode 5</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2023 14:41:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>More Rantasia</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable.</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p>Football Soccer FIFA Premier League World Cup Champions League Fantasy Football Football Boots Football Jerseys Football News Football Players Football Scores Football Highlights Football Stadiums Football Clubs Football Transfers Football Betting Football Tactics Football History Football Equipment Football Coaches Football Training Football Leagues Football Tactics Football Formation Football Videos Football Goals Football Skills Football Streaming Football Analysis Football Tactics Football Statistics Football Fans Football Rules Football History Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Football History Football Fans Football Rules Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rantasia Episode 4</title>
			<itunes:title>Rantasia Episode 4</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2023 23:01:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable.</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p>Football Soccer FIFA Premier League World Cup Champions League Fantasy Football Football Boots Football Jerseys Football News Football Players Football Scores Football Highlights Football Stadiums Football Clubs Football Transfers Football Betting Football Tactics Football History Football Equipment Football Coaches Football Training Football Leagues Football Tactics Football Formation Football Videos Football Goals Football Skills Football Streaming Football Analysis Football Tactics Football Statistics Football Fans Football Rules Football History Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Football History Football Fans Football Rules Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Alrightfans Episode 3</title>
			<itunes:title>Alrightfans Episode 3</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 23:01:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 3</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week we interview 'Alright fans' the character based comic from Instagram and Tiktok. He tells us his view on the footballing world, which, is unlike anyone we have spoken to! Not to be missed! Take a look at the links below and check Alright Fans as well as our other media channels!</p><br><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alrightfans/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafc69redarmy</p><p>Twitter - @alrightfans</p><p>patreon.com/alrightfans</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week we interview 'Alright fans' the character based comic from Instagram and Tiktok. He tells us his view on the footballing world, which, is unlike anyone we have spoken to! Not to be missed! Take a look at the links below and check Alright Fans as well as our other media channels!</p><br><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alrightfans/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafc69redarmy</p><p>Twitter - @alrightfans</p><p>patreon.com/alrightfans</p><p><br></p><h2>Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</h2><p>shouter@footballranter.com</p><p>abomb@footballranter.com</p><p>elchapsticko@footballranter.com</p><p>drq@footballranter.com</p><p>instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 2 Danny Waldron</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2023 23:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Danny Waldron</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Today we interview striker Danny Waldron. We explore his success in last year's FA Cup for Alvechurch, being on television, his career, people creating songs about him and much more...</p><br><p>Contact us and send us your rants</p><p>whats app -  07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><p>Email - shouter@footballranter.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Today we interview striker Danny Waldron. We explore his success in last year's FA Cup for Alvechurch, being on television, his career, people creating songs about him and much more...</p><br><p>Contact us and send us your rants</p><p>whats app -  07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkad</p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><p>Email - shouter@footballranter.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Football Ranter Episode 1</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2023 14:25:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[First day back & Barry Thomas ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Inaugural episode of Football Ranter with hosts, A-Bomb, El Chapo and on tech Dr. Q. Here is where we want to air your football grievances and complaints. On today's episode we have Baz host of Through Black and White Eyes to take us through his vision of football. This leads us to Newcastle United FC nostalgia, FFP conspiracy, Kylian Mbappe, what club would you make vanish from existence and much more. Subscribe to our Podcast and come on a journey through football with us!</p><br><p>Check us out at</p><p>www.footballranter.com</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p>Check out Baz at these links!</p><p>https://youtube.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyes </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyes</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/through_black_and_white_eyes/</p><p>Twitter - @ThroughBWEyes </p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Inaugural episode of Football Ranter with hosts, A-Bomb, El Chapo and on tech Dr. Q. Here is where we want to air your football grievances and complaints. On today's episode we have Baz host of Through Black and White Eyes to take us through his vision of football. This leads us to Newcastle United FC nostalgia, FFP conspiracy, Kylian Mbappe, what club would you make vanish from existence and much more. Subscribe to our Podcast and come on a journey through football with us!</p><br><p>Check us out at</p><p>www.footballranter.com</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1</p><p>Twitter - @ranter_football</p><br><p>Check out Baz at these links!</p><p>https://youtube.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyes </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyes</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/through_black_and_white_eyes/</p><p>Twitter - @ThroughBWEyes </p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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