The Hyper Theticals Podcast

S3E11 - Three-Legged Wrestling

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 21:29:46 GMT

As we discuss this episode, there are really only about a dozen possible conversation topics, once you really get to think about it. Once you've exhausted the possibilities of bees, vehicles, bees in vehicles... well, it's time to finally finish what we started way back in our first ever episode, and lay to rest once and for all the contentious matter of how to fix sport! Join us as we cook up a tasty melange of Squid Game and the Triwizard Tournament, then finish up with everybody's favourite dessert: the nauseatingly-named Hyper-Fake-Icals (documentary edition). Which one of these true stories is too fake to be true?

Music used: "Investigation", "Funkorama" and March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E10 - Love Triangle with a Weregoose

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 15:48:22 GMT

Ever since that first time an audience got freaked out by a train, we've been fascinated by the ol' moving pictures. But have we done all we can with this inspiring medium? As ever, the answer is a resounding no. Sure, we could keep just re-releasing superhero sequels and live-action remakes of animated classics, but the modern audience demands so much more. Join us as we explore genre-busting twists on classic tales, play with the paper-thin distinction between horror and romance, and discover that, as usual, almost everything is better in the imagination of a child.

Music used: "Local Forecast - Slower" and March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E9 - Shotput Xylophone

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 19:27:52 GMT

If music be the food of love, then it's time to put love on a diet. Honestly, this stuff'll clog your arteries. We've heard your chart pops, your synth beats and your hard rocks, and honestly none of them are quite cutting the mustard. As is reliably the case, the status quo needs shaking up, and we've got the ol' Disrupt-o-matic all revved up and ready to go. We're talking Non-Fungible-Tracks, concerts so intimate they barely exist, and unwieldly cylinders of rich, malleable wax.

Music used: "Joey's Formal Waltz - Unscented" and March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E8 - Toy Story True

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 13:14:19 GMT

Plastic pals that come alive. Every kid's dream, right? Sneaking around your bedroom at night, getting into mischief. What could possibly go wrong. Join us as we take a deep dive into what the world might actually look like if a) the Toy Story films were 100% true and b) the cat was out of the bag (or toy was out of the box, or whatever). If you haven't seen any of the films then... spoilers I guess. But the point is, the toys come alive when nobody's looking. You get it.

Music used: "Ethernight Club" and March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E7 - Call an Ambulance, I'm Wrapped in Felt!

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 11:03:46 GMT

You may not like it, but this is what peak human performance looks like. Squat, scaly forms heaving their metallic bulk over the scorched landscape. Gradually slowing, slowing, slowing down as the precious heat leaves their blood. As they grind to a stately halt, a majestic crest extends! Up, up it reaches, a salute to the heavens, a mute appeal to a nameless god, a conduit for the light, the life, the precious power.

At least, that'd probably be the case if the Earth was covered in constant lightning storms. Also your energy bill would likely be lower. Contact your local government representative today, and maybe we can make it happen!

And then, just for fun, come back and listen to us play Hyper-fake-icals about art installations. It's surprisingly difficult to come up with something someone, somewhere hasn't already done.

Music used: "Hyperfun", "Fluffing a Duck" and March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E6 - Batman's Delusion Goggles

Mon, 10 May 2021 11:00:00 GMT

According to The Matrix, they had to trap everyone in a simulation that mirrored real life - as opposed to a perfect digital utopia - because when they tried the latter for Matrix 1.0, the collective minds of humanity rejected it. That does seem like an appropriate punchline to the cosmic joke that is consciousness, and if you look around at the simulations we build for ourselves to get lost in, you can kind of see their point. Our digital playgrounds tend to feature more threat, drudgery and capitalism than we might expect of paradise, but heck if we don't crave those kill-you-over-and-over bosses, 0.5% drop rates on loot and delicious microtransactions. Oh, those tasty tasty crates. Anyway. Come listen to us date ourselves as we discuss what life could be like if it followed the same rules and logic as videogames.

Music used: "On Hold For You" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E5 - Nazi Zombie Army: Sniper Elite (in Space) Pride and Prejudice 3 - The Return

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 14:28:06 GMT

There are two types of people: 1) those who will one day be zombies, and 2) those who will one day be their food. Pretty sure we read that on an inspirational bumper sticker or something. Then I guess you've got the oh-so-badass survivors (let's call them 3), many of whom end up as number 2) by the end of the movie anyway, so the few who don't are really a negligible statistical anomaly. So you know what forget 3, they don't deserve their own category. And now that we think about it, most of the time the bizarre biology of the living dead decrees that becoming zombie food means becoming a zombie, so it's really all just 1) with extra steps. Maddening!

Ok, let's just make a note here - To Do: 1) track down that lorry driver so we can refute his bumper sticker, 2) figure out better way to survive inevitable zombie apocalypse. We'll get to number 1) later, if there's time before the infection starts. 2) seems more pressing, so before we can confuse ourselves with any more numbered lists, let's go ahead and make that the theme of this episode.

Music used: "Guzheng City" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E4 - Shovelling Gravel into an Ostrich

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 15:01:52 GMT

Don't get us wrong, we love dogs. And horses, horses are great. Actually, since they basically occupy the middle of that Venn diagram, it's possible we love greyhounds most of all. But that's not the point - the point is, what if humans hadn't been able to base their early civilisation around the domestication of such familiar species, and had to branch (and trunk, and root, and tunnel and river) out instead?

Picture a bucolic farmyard scene. Under a blue sky, amid rolling hills, sheep graze peacefully like earthbound clouds. But what's that bounding towards them over the windswept meadow? A sheepdog? No. As it draws nearer you make out the roiling, tumbling form of a ball made of a million giant ants. And they want to help.

Music used: "The Entertainer" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E3 - Beef Lightning

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 17:01:33 GMT

Heaven forbid we ever engage in anything approaching continuity on this programme, but looking at this and last episode it's possible to start noticing a theme. And it's 'misinformation', which is probably bang on the mark for our brand! This time, rather than confirming conspiracy theories for fun and profit, we set about justifying that other mainstay of fake news: spurious correlations. You know when the graph they flash up looks so clear, so neat and obviously true that you can't possibly question it? And sometimes that graph is showing you how the local divorce rate is inextricably linked to margarine consumption? You might wonder how that's possible, what the people who make the numbers dance might be trying to tell you, whether it all means anything at the end of the day. Be confused no longer, dear listeners. We have the answers right here, and we're eager to share.

Music used: "Ethernight Club" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E2 - Lucy in the Sky with Dinosaurs

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 09:40:00 GMT

We all know you have to check your facts in this age of misinformation. You've gotta do your due diligence, be appropriately sceptical. You don't just lap up the fake news that the mainstream media is trying to feed you. No no, you open a new tab, run a quick search, open up to two (2) of the results from the first page, skim the headline and scroll down to the last sentence and see if they look like they agree with the first thing you saw. Or at least if the stock photo gives you a positive vibe. Or you check the comments, but you don't just believe the first one! No no, you scroll down and and look for the later ones that call out the earlier commenters out for being sheeple. They probably did the research. Or if you don't like their opinion you can go one layer deeper to the ones calling them out, as is your preference.

But what of those who've seen through the whole Matrix? Those few, heroic mavericks spreading the truth that the government labours night and day to keep from you? What if Elvis was indeed still alive, and being kept with the real Paul McCartney and the cryogenically preserved Walt Disney and any number of other people I've written about on my blog if you would just read the sources I cited and see the obvious connections, safe and sound on Hitler's moon base where NASA doesn't want you to look? What, in fact, if all the conspiracy theories were correct, about everything, at the same time?

Music used: "Night in Venice" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S3E1 - Long-Range Dentistry

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:18:36 GMT

What would happen if the mechanical contrivances upon which we rely ever more heavily were to betray us - their hapless, trusting creators - with no warning or mercy, and indulge in a twisted mockery of their intended purpose? What if, in fact, all machines did the exact opposite of what they were built for, 1% of the time? Picture a world where the 1% isn't just the hated pinnacle of the socio-economic pyramid, but also the very real possibility that your flight back home won't be taking off today as scheduled, but will instead bury you deep within the Earth.

Please also welcome the return of a segment we're calling (don't ask us why) Biblio-phoney! That is to say, Hyper-fake-icals (still don't ask us): book title edition. We found so many inspiringly weird and wonderful book titles last time, we simply had to return to plumb the depths of that deep, deep well. Step right up and see if you can guess the fakes! Place your bets, precious listeners, and off we go!

Music used: "Plucky Daisy", "The Entertainer", and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E12 - Black Friday Battle Droids

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 15:54:52 GMT

How do we save the High Street? On occasion, gentle listeners, even the highly trained hogwashers at Hyper Theticals Inc. cannot avoid being a little topical. We stand, ever vigilant, as your stalwart defenders against the vile incursions of "current events" and "useful information". We think you will agree there is far, far too much of that around already. Nevertheless, we cannot turn a blind eye when there is a chance our invigorating insights, delivered at such a crucial juncture in the manner of a vaccine, might make the difference.

Music used: "March of the Spoons" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E11 - The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 18:46:58 GMT

What if growing larger wasn't a tradition your bones gave up on in your twenties? Bellies and ears and stuff keep it going, sure, but we can probably all agree it isn't the same. Well, what if we told you you could just keep getting taller, your whole life? Well guess what! With our revolutionary new Hyper Theticals Gene Tonic (TM) , y- wait. No. That's not a real thing.

Sorry, forgot what it was we do here for a moment. Not a bad idea though, must run it by the chaps in the lab. In the meantime, why not join us on a flight of wild fancy, as we visit a world where grandma bestrides the continents like a colossus. Nobody's putting her in a home now. Unless they, like, build them a lot bigger.

Bet you're wondering about that title though! Well stick around because the fun doesn't stop there. We've put on our phoney-finding hats once again and chosen literature as our playground this time. Can you spot this episode's artfully hidden fakes?

Music used: "Night In Venice", "Fluffing a Duck" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E10 - Hufflepuffs Are Full of Phlegm

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 18:33:58 GMT

Pfft, scientists. Do they ever get anything right? We don't know and frankly, we don't trust them enough to ask. What we do know is that history is littered with their whopping boners (that's an archaic term for blunder, so get your minds out of the gutter).

That's right, these know-it-alls have been telling us what's what for time immemorial, including that some types of geese are born from shellfish rather than being, as we all know, ugly ducklings that finally got tired of all the bullying and used their resentment to fuel their growth and rage.

This episode we take a tour of scientific models that turned out to be about as strongly rooted in fact as most of what you hear on this programme.

Music used: "Island Meet and Greet" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E9 - Heat Map of a Jim

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 14:14:22 GMT

We like to think we're on the pulse of what's new and fresh here at Hyper Theticals. And we bring that sexy innovation to you, the listener! Well there's this hot new thing called Climate Change, maybe you've heard of it. Now call us crazy, but we think maybe, just maybe, it might be bad. So: how fix? It'll come as no surprise to you, dear listeners, that we have some great ideas. Consider a space dumb-waiter, or the simple reverse-chimney. We can look forward to making our own Saturn-style rings of frozen carbon shards, alongside of course the humble cow-fart balloon. With technology like this, we can't fail.

Music used: "Plucky Daisy" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E8 - The Dog Turbine

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 19:10:56 GMT

What old products or recipes can we re-brand to make them attractive for a modern audience? This week, we take a stroll through the orchard of history, and pluck up some weird old fruit in hopes that contemporary appetites are ready for a little exotic flavour. And some of it really is quite plucked up, believe me. Put aside your squeamishness however - weevil larvae are nothing if not good, honest protein, and there's very little you can't (slightly) improve by putting it in a jelly. Tune in to find out how the Victorians made waves in their bathtubs and developed a symbiotic relationship with the rare marine donkey (Equus aquaticus asinus).

Music used: "The Entertainer" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E7 - Blimp My Ride

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 13:02:46 GMT

What single invention, if edited out of the timeline of our history, would have the most interesting effect on our modern world? I know I know, but forget about the obvious ones - we won't be talking about essentials like fidget spinners and pet rocks. They say necessity is the mother of invention, but what we've learned is that you don't actually *need* flushing toilets or the printing press. In fact, the absence of such crutches would probably enrich our moral fibre. Also, somewhere out there is a parallel universe where we didn't screw things up, and the noble dirigible is still the king of air travel.

Music used: "The Show Must Be Go" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E6 - You're Not the Real Gandhi!

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 12:09:41 GMT

Are alien invaders best scared away by angry moon faces or giant space mirrors? Friends, we'd better figure it out before they run out of commonplace Earth pathogens and substances to be fatally vulnerable to. In the meantime, best to keep all your food in airtight containers and, when in doubt, hide behind the sofa and pretend not to be home.

More pressingly, what if our memories weren't erased as we were serially reincarnated? Would you ever recover from the trauma of birth after death after birth? Or come to that, from the embarrassment of the various past fashion trends you followed? Picture a mullet atop a neck ruff, worn with a tie-die shirt, codpiece and flares, and you're only just beginning to grasp the nightmare.

Music used: "Amazing Plan", "Life of Riley" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E5 - Appenstance

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 14:58:00 GMT

There's almost nothing you can't do on your phone these days. Each app is a handheld miracle!

Receive troubling news alerts for things you didn't know you should care about? Absolutely.

Obsessively stalk your ex, developing encyclopedic knowledge of all their new friends and interests? Check.

Convert legitimately valuable currency into barrels of berries, with the ability to make otherwise unplayable games merely mediocre? You'd better believe it.

Get stalked by a creepy owl for not eating your verbtables? Oh yes indeed.

But what apps are we still, as a world just barely entering this new and haunted decade, still hankering for? Find out today friends - the future won't wait!

Music used: "Cuban Sandwich" & "Funkorama"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E4 - Flim Flam Film

Sat, 30 May 2020 13:44:42 GMT

Ah, television. Like a sprawling oak, its foliage almost blocking out the sky. Even the single branch of "reality TV" is so long-established as to be massive, really a tree in its own right. Surely there can be no further room for growth?

Well, we'll see. We're pretty sure we can find a bit more low-hanging fruit. Or acorns, or whatever. Consider such guaranteed instant hits as "Hate Island", "Come Dine with Me: Last Meal on Death Row" and "Criminal Eye for the Undercover Spy".

You'll be wishing this was real reality TV, but we're not done yet! Soon you'll be wishing you could watch non-existent movies as well, as we debut a new segment we like to call Flim Flam Film.

Music used: "Sneaky Snitch", "Whiskey on the Mississippi" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E3 - Asteroid Hugs

Fri, 22 May 2020 15:38:27 GMT

Do giant space rocks mean us harm, or just want to be friends? Perhaps they're only dangerous to reptiles of unusual size. Find out on this episode, and more importantly discover the many ways in which those ancient lizards, while large and awesome, proved themselves terribly under-prepared.

Then, dare to dream - but in a limited fashion. If we started society again but limited ourselves to a single human template, what would happen? Is anyone truly ready to be the sole representative of their species? Could any one person be boring enough to infinitely tessellate?

Music used: "Cuban Sandwich" & "Jalandhar"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E2 - Clifford the Big Red Whale

Sun, 17 May 2020 19:52:27 GMT

There is a pronounced tendency for evolution to try to make crabs. That's not a joke, there's literally a scientific term for it: carcinisation. If that doesn't tickle your pincers, then I don't know what will. The conundrum that bedevils us this week features good ol' humanity though - what if we'd taken the aquatic turn on the genetic highway, instead of mucking around in trees and such? Gather around the volcanic vent and grab a kelpmallow to roast, as we unfold a fishy yarn or two. Deep dive over, we'll surface to the refreshing groundedness of doomsday preppers, and ask ourselves the most troubling question... what aren't they prepared for?

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S2E1 - Rick Astley, Galaxy Trotter

Sun, 10 May 2020 16:13:59 GMT

Season 2, ladies and gentlemen! We've returned from our long hiatus with renewed vigour, and we're not about to put up with any lazy, lethargic theticals around here. It's time to hype up or go home! This episode, Andy and Adriano consider what artefacts of our society will eventually confuse the heck out of future historians and archaeologists. We advocate lodging hermit crabs in human skulls and turning political prisoners into benches, before moving on to an even more pressing question: how do we save the cinema industry? If it can't be done with Russian-roulette screenings and the careful application of fire, then we're out of ideas.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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S1E12 - Air B'n'Bench

Sun, 03 May 2020 09:33:43 GMT

We kick things off with another rousing round of Hyper-fake-icals (better segment name still pending). It turns out a 'spendthrift' spends wastefully and to 'suppurate' means to discharge pus - who said learning can't be fun? Not nearly as fun as generating convincing falsehoods, but that goes without saying. Once the salmon are done singing some psalm songs, we turn our prodigious enthusiasm to revolutionising hotels. Picture stacks of drugged guests in water-soluble clothes, nudists being fried by concentrated sunbeams, infinite labyrinths and a complete absence of time.

Music used:
"Maple Leaf Rag", "Frog Legs Rag" & "Cuban Sandwich"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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011 - The Million Hound Drop

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 15:18:26 GMT

This week we enlist animals to deliver exfoliating treatments, discover that beauty is in the belly of the leech, and draw faces on your teeth to anger shrimp. Having invented what might possibly be the exact opposite of beekeeping, we relax by trying to figure out which game show ideas could possibly be more unreal than some of the stuff that's already aired in Japan.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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010 - Underwater Slip 'n' Slide

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:49:26 GMT

Brought to you from the HT vault, recorded in a simpler time.

Andy and Adriano explore what might happen if nobody could stay indoors at all. We struggle to conduct meetings in fields, invent zorbing theatre, and funnel Londoners down a lubricated tube. Andy makes what may well be the car pun of the century. Having disintegrated the plane for your comfort and convenience, we land in the downy softness of forgetting literally everything every six months.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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009 - Roller Coaster Thai-Food

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 21:24:16 GMT

As an entrée, Adriano and Andy oxymoronically and unequivocally determine the next big hipster trend. Once your appetite is duly whetted, or whatever, buckle in for the main course. Expect dizzying heights, crushing lows, and a whole heap o' nausea as we explore that fascinating fusion of feast and frolic: fairground rides designed to provide nourishment (forcibly if necessary).

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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008 - Endless Teeth

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 20:57:56 GMT

Adriano and Andy lose some their most basic abilities, topple babies and catch tiny buses, and fail to jettison any useless body parts. Also: rationing your emotions, there's an app for that.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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007 - I Wish It Could Be Cultmas Every Day

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 21:20:54 GMT

Andy & Adriano disabuse themselves of manifold childhood myths, plumb the murky depths of gainful adolescent employment and pay it forward by educating the next generation about blood sacrifice.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Cuban Sandwich" & "March of the Spoons"
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006 - A Preponderance of Dogs and Eyes

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 12:05:24 GMT

Andy and Adriano fail to cultivate bananas in a robotic future, crown cartoon monarchs, and take a village to train the worst possible leader. Join them as they feast on fascinating, fresh and occasionally fake new words, and finally take their revenge on a cruel world.

Music used from Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com, used under Creative Commons licence 3.0: "Cuban Sandwich",
"Jalandhar", "Mystic Force" & "News Theme"

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005 - Sliding to New York

Sun, 06 May 2018 14:26:52 GMT

Andy and Adriano plot to tattoo people full of plants and consensually conjoin sets of neo-twins. Meanwhile most if not all things turn green, and we realise that really the only way to go is catapults.

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004 - CSI Love You

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 16:32:16 GMT

In this distinctly un-topical episode of the Hypertheticals podcast, Adriano and Andy mine childhood fiction for presidential candidates to usurp the current crop, inadvertently discover the secret to a crime-based utopia, discuss sequels and prequels that should remain firmly on the cutting room floor, and embark on an unneccesary dissection of Hollywood's favourite Oscar-chaser's filmography.

Things may have changed a little in this cursed world since this episode was recorded a year or two ago. In fact, you could say literally nothing discussed is of any contemporary relevance whatsoever. Think of this as a blurred snapshot of a naive and hopeful past - the kind of photo you scrutinise blearily the morning after and wonder, through your pounding headache, how your smile ever looked so sincere.

Music used:
"Chillin Hard", "Cuban Sandwich" and "Hidden Past"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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003 - Isaac Newton Hates Apples

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 20:13:30 GMT

This time on the Hypertheticals podcast, Adriano and Andy discuss the pros and cons of gravity, discover trendy new ways to tell the future, and find out which famous scientist would come out on top in a rumble arena.

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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002 - I've Had Enough of Alligators

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:39:23 GMT

In which Adriano and Andy discuss the ramifications of an entirely invisible population, the problems with Harry Potter, and propose some... alternative superheroes.

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"Chillin Hard", "Cuban Sandwich" & "Hidden Past"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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001 - Covered in Bees

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 20:46:48 GMT

In their debut episode, Adriano and Andy discuss the silliness of similes, alien attitudes towards Brexit, bionically augmented sports, and their future careers as famous and extremely pretentious artists.

Music used:
"Chillin Hard", "Myst on the Moor", "Cuban Sandwich" & "Hidden Past"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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