Fixing The Sequel Trilogy

Fixing The Last Jedi Pt.1

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 19:00:12 GMT

The Last Jedi is a famously controversial film. This episode, we seek to continue this tradition, so prepare for some truly ridiculous pitches and ideas for our version of Episode 8!

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Fixing Darth Maul

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 14:00:52 GMT

More villains! This month we dive into the dark tale of Darth Maul, all the way from The Phantom Menace to Star Wars Rebels. Listen in to discover how his legacy might affect our sequel trilogy!

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Fixing Darth Vader

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 14:00:04 GMT

The shadow of Darth Vader looms over the sequel trilogy, albeit in a strange and confusing way. In our rewrite, we’ll be taking a different approach with the greatest star wars villain.

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Fixing The Book of Boba Fett

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 14:00:47 GMT

In part two of disappointing Disney+ shows, The Book of Boba Fett. What should have been an action-packed bounty-hunting adventure, was instead a strangely-paced, poorly-acted, and downright silly show. This week, we set the record straight, and fix Boba Fett!

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Fixing Obi-Wan Kenobi

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 14:00:40 GMT

Obi-Wan Kenobi was a disappointing addition to the Disney+ lineup of shows, and so this week we rip it to pieces. We also have some ideas for how we would write the show, so listen in for those!

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Fixing the Holiday Special

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 14:00:07 GMT

Happy Holidays! This week we sat down and forced ourselves to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, and lost 98 minutes of our lives we will never get back. We also came up with our own holiday special ideas, which are all better than the absolute mess that is the real thing.

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We Fixed The Force Awakens

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 14:00:49 GMT

Finally, after six months and thirty episodes, we have fixed The Force Awakens. Tune in to this special episode to hear the completed beat sheet of our new version!

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Fixing The Force Awakens Pt.5

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 14:00:23 GMT

There’s more! While last week’s “conclusion” wrapped up two individual beat sheets, we now have a single, new, better version! But, is it finished? Listen in to find out!

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Fixing The Force Awakens Pt.4

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 15:50:52 GMT

The conclusion is finally here! Two “finished” beat sheets, two new versions of what The Force Awakens could be. Listen in to find out how they end, and what we’re doing next!

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Fixing The Force Awakens Pt.3

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 14:00:15 GMT

Past the halfway mark! Our beat sheets are nearly finished, and our new versions of The Force Awakens are coming into focus. Tune in to join the journey!

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Fixing The Force Awakens Pt.2

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 14:00:47 GMT

Last week, we revealed the beginning of our rewrites of The Force Awakens. We have two beat sheets we’re slowly unveiling, so listen in and let us know what you think of our ideas.

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Fixing The Force Awakens Pt.1

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 14:00:36 GMT

After months of analysis, worldbuilding, and darling slaughter, we are finally rewriting The Force Awakens. Join Bryce and Carmelo as they present their beat sheets to the merciless Sandro, and to you the audience!

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Fixing Babu Frik

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 14:00:41 GMT

Arguably the best part of The Rise of Skywalker, Babu Frik is a character near and dear to our hearts. Join us this week as we detail the endless possibilities of his background, skills, and future within our rewrite of the sequel trilogy.

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The Sequels Are Unfixable

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 14:00:27 GMT

That’s right folks, we’ve given up. Just kidding, but we are a bit stumped at the moment, so listen in as we round up our reasons why the sequels are so difficult to fix.

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Fixing the Star Wars Underworld

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 14:00:53 GMT

From the seedy underbelly of Coruscant to the smoky cantinas of the outer rim, the crime underworld of the Star Wars galaxy is around every corner. This episode we dive into what the crime underworld looks like at the start of our sequel trilogy.

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Fixing Starkiller Base

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 14:00:46 GMT

It’s even bigger than the Death Star! That’s right, we’re investigating the infamous Starkiller Base, the blatant Death Star rip-off destroyed at the end of the Force Awakens, and making a case for how it led to Palpatine clones!

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Fixing Star Wars Canon

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 14:00:02 GMT

The Star Wars franchise has amassed a huge library of extended lore over the years, and this episode we dive right into it! What will we cut, and what will we keep for our version of the sequels? Listen in to find out!

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Ahsoka Season Finale - Review and Reactions

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 06:31:14 GMT

The Ahsoka series is finished! Listen in for our thoughts on the series finale, and what we thought about the journeys of Ahsoka, Sabine, Ezra, and Thrawn in a galaxy far, far away.

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Fixing Rey Skywalker

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 14:00:43 GMT

This week, we return to the sequels’ main character: Rey. Her hero character arc will in many ways define both the first script and the overall trilogy, and as such she is proving pretty tricky to write. Listen in for an hour of pitching, hair pulling, and debating on Rey’s character!

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Ahsoka Episode 7 - Review and Reactions

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:24:55 GMT

The penultimate episode is here! Listen in for our discussion on the build up to the season finale of Ahsoka, titled ‘Dreams and Madness’.

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Fixing The Battle of Jakku

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 23:00:26 GMT

The events after Return of the Jedi are mostly kept for books and comics, leaving the audience mostly in the dark about what happened before The Force Awakens. Well, we have a few ideas on how we’d change that, so listen in for what we call ‘The Fall of Coruscant’!

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Ahsoka Episode 6 - Review and Reactions

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 06:04:40 GMT

Thrawn lives! This episode of Ahsoka begins the build up to the show’s grand finale, so listen in to our discussion on this new episode of the series, accurately titled ‘Far, Far Away’.

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Fixing The Dyad in the Force

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 23:00:28 GMT

The Dyad in the Force is one of the many controversial ideas presented in the sequels. This episode, we analyze this strange new force power and its place in our rewrite of the trilogy.

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Ahsoka Episode 5 - Review and Reactions

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 06:59:51 GMT

After last week’s spectacular episode, the Ahsoka series continues with an exploration of the world between worlds, and the return of some familiar faces.

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Fixing The New Republic

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 23:00:09 GMT

With the Ahsoka series exploring the post-Civil War era of the Star Wars galaxy, we decided that this week we would dive into an examination of The New Republic. On the agenda: its destruction in The Force Awakens, Dave Filoni’s ongoing attempt to save the sequels, and our ideas for fixing the New Republic in our rewrite.

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Ahsoka Episode 4 - Review and Reactions

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 04:50:10 GMT

The Ahsoka series picks up steam this week, as the fates of Ezra Bridger and Grand Admiral Thrawn are battled over by our heroes and villains. Listen in for our thoughts and predictions!

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Fixing the Themes of the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 23:00:03 GMT

The themes, messages, and ideas of Star Wars have been analyzed and interpreted many times over the past five decades. This episode, we give it a crack, starting with the original trilogy, then the prequel trilogy, and finally our versions of the sequels. Listen in!

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Ahsoka Episode 3 - Review and Reactions

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 05:40:00 GMT

Ahsoka returns this week, building on Ahsoka and Sabine’s relationship as master and apprentice.

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Fixing Droids in the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 23:00:00 GMT

Droids are one of the most iconic parts of the Star Wars galaxy, and the droids of the sequel era are no different. This episode, we discuss the role of droids in worldbuilding, the best and the worst of droid characters, and more!

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Ahsoka Episode 1 & 2 - Review and Reactions

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 01:00:00 GMT

Ahsoka is finally out! The two-part premiere was an intriguing way to begin the story, so join us this week for our thoughts and reactions on this exciting new Disney+ series.

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Fixing The Holdo Maneuver

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 23:00:18 GMT

This week, we dive deep into subreddit discussions and huge sci-fi plot holes. That’s right, we’re talking about the Holdo Maneuver, and all things wacky science-fantasy. Listen in for our takes on this controversial part of the sequel trilogy!

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Cutting Characters from the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 23:00:51 GMT

It's no secret that there were a lot of new characters introduced in the sequel trilogy, and while some are forgettable, others we wish we could forget. Listen in to this week’s episode, where we compare our lists of which characters we want to cut for our rewrite!

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Fixing The Jedi Order in the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 23:00:47 GMT

The Jedi Order in the sequels was mostly non-existent, seen only in the form of Luke's ancient Jedi texts. In this episode, we discuss the ancient history of the Jedi, and what we think the Jedi Order should look like in our rewrite of the sequels.

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Fixing Han Solo in the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 23:01:34 GMT

Han and Chewie, the dynamic duo of Star Wars. The sequels did them dirty, from Chewie’s “death” to Han returning as a force ghost, and in this episode we discuss the many things we would do differently in our rewrite.

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Fixing Captain Phasma in the Sequel Trilogy

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 23:00:39 GMT

Coming in second place for most snubbed characters, Captain Phasma. This episode we discuss the First Order captain and how both her and the First Order were so poorly written. More importantly, we also plot out how we intend to fix these crucial elements in our rewrite.

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Fixing Kylo Ren in the Sequel Trilogy

Sat, 22 Jul 2023 23:00:52 GMT

The edgy teen of the sequels, in a way Kylo Ren represents everything both good and bad about the sequel trilogy. Listen in to find out why we think so, and how we would fix him in our rewrite!

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Fixing Leia in the Sequel Trilogy

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 23:01:24 GMT

The princess of Star Wars, both on-screen and off-screen, Leia is a character near and dear to our hearts. This episode we discuss her depiction in the sequel trilogy, and the changes we have in mind for our rewrite.

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Fixing Politics in the Sequel Trilogy

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 23:00:04 GMT

This one might be a bit of doozy. Politics has always played a strong role in Star Wars, and this episode we discuss how the sequels avoided addressing politics entirely. We also talk about how our own political views might influence our rewrite, in what is hopefully an insightful and non-cringeworthy discussion.

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Fixing Finn in the Sequel Trilogy

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 23:00:38 GMT

Next up on side characters, ex-first order trooper and resistance hero, Finn! Tune in for our take on the number one snubbed character in the sequels, and our ideas on how to do him justice.

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Fixing Poe Dameron

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 23:10:45 GMT

It's time to cover side characters, and who better to start with than Poe Dameron? Listen in for our analysis of this charismatic flyboy, and some new ideas for his character in our rewrite.

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Fixing Rey in the Sequel Trilogy

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 21:58:45 GMT

Rey Palpatine, Rey Skywalker, or should it be just Rey? In this episode we discuss the contentious character of Rey and her place in the sequels.

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Fixing Emperor Palpatine

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 00:00:33 GMT

Okay, so hear us out. We think Palpatine should be in the sequel trilogy in some way, BUT not how he was in The Rise of Skywalker. Anyways, listen in if you wanna hear our thoughts on the many things we hated about Palpatine in Episode IX, and some ideas of how we could work him into our rewrite.

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Fixing Luke Skywalker

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 00:00:42 GMT

Welcome to our first episode! We thought it would be best to jump in the deep end, so we started with one of the hardest characters to write: Luke Skywalker. Join us for our discussion on his character, and criticism on how he was handled in the sequels. Most importantly, listen in for our ideas on how we will fix him in our rewrite of the sequel trilogy!

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