Reading Held Hostage

RHH Ep 64 Allegiant I Tried, but Couldn't Finish

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 05:00:41 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Blue really tried, but for the first time on this podcast, and one of very few times in general, she could not finish this book. Allegiant by Veronica Roth was not able to be finished by Blue. We did get as much as we could into this episode only because it would have been really mentally uncomfortable to leave this episode out. Please enjoy the baby sounds.

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RHH Ep 63 Insurgent Discount Macklemore Dies

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 20:27:23 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we are sorry. This is not the best quality nor best content. Blame Blue. If she wasn’t such a freak about skipping things or doing a series from start to finish, we would have skipped this. Either way, please enjoy the babies cooing and the cats screaming!

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RHH Ep 62 Divergent She Wants to be an Orphan So Bad

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:00:26 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin and Blue have their first special guest… their baby. Join them for the second part of Divergent as Justin ends up accidentally foreshadowing things surprisingly well.

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RHH Ep 61 Divergent Organize These Boys

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:00:38 GMT

Trigger warning in this episode regarding pedophilia, sexual assault and child death. In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we begin by discussing Discount Macklemore from the Divergent movies. While we are not actually talking about the guy from the movies who looked a lot like Macklemore, we are starting the Divergent Trilogy. Justin knows very little about this book and Blue never actually finished it as a teen. Join us on our adventure of learning why we hate the character Four so much!

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RHH Ep 60 TBOSBAS Blond Men, STOP

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 05:00:40 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finish the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, and honestly, 10/10 ending. Neither Justin nor Blue simped for Snow in the books, but maybe the movies will change their mind. Let us know how you felt about this additional Hunger Games Universe book by sending us an email or leaving a comment on our social media platforms. And make sure to leave us a review!

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RHH Ep 59 TBOSBAS Droneaphilia

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 05:00:17 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we read the Games portion of the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. It is much less exciting than the original trilogy, but it holds its own. There is a quick twist at the end that introduces the next part. So make sure you stay to the end to understand what's going on next part.

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RHH Ep 58 TBOSBAS Fabrica What Not

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 05:00:47 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Blue reads the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins. The stand alone novel written to accompany the original Hunger Games trilogy. This breaks the rule that Blue has brought up time and time again “I won’t read it because you should have put it in the first books?” But in reality, this book is actually really good, and TikTok is simping over the actor who plays President Snow. Join Justin and Blue for a retreat back into the Hunger Games!

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RHH Ep 57 United As One and Finally Done

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:00:36 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we are finally ending the Lorien Legacies. Forever! It’s done, unless y’all end up wanting su to read the novellas. Which Blue will do, but this time she will be the hostage as she doesn’t want to. Listen in to see if you agree with the absolutely insane romantic plot twist right in the epilogue.

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RHH Ep 56 United As One Who’s Your Alien Chad

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 05:00:43 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we are finally ending the Lorien Legacies. Well at least the first half of the first book. But it’s almost over. It’s been a long time coming, Justin is ready for the end, or at least he thinks he is. Blue is ready to start reading other books besides this series as the multiple POVs is kind of trippy. Please join us next time to finish up the series!

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RHH Ep 55 The Fate of Ten The Scooby Doo Hole Trap

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 05:00:28 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we discuss some rather current events surrounding the unjust destruction of Palestine. To be incredibly clear, free Palestine. See below for resources regarding how you can help. In regards to the book, things really get going in this last half of the book. And by things, we mean anything that could happen in a 24 hour period does. It’s actually kind of insane what they throw into these last few chapters. Plus at the end, someone dies, and it actually gets Blue teary eyed twice!

Websites that can provide additional Palestine Relief resources:

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RHH Ep 54 The Fate of Ten They Just Get Dumber

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 05:00:49 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we discuss some rather current events surrounding the unjust destruction of Palestine. To be incredibly clear, free Palestine. See below for resources regarding how you can help. In regards to the book, as per the last FIVE books, the characters are still pretty dumb. John has a little bit of a moral review and backs off from being so aggressive ‘things must happen this way’. However, Six has some things she could work on in this episode.

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RHH BJDRIS Ep 4 Hatchet

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Blue reads the award winning book Hatchet. Justin gets the book really confused with another great book, but eventually realizes his mistake. He also has brought props to this episode which are actually kind of fun. Join us for a quick summary of what happens in Hatchet by Gary Paulsen.

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RHH Ep 53 The Revenge of Seven I Declare Septology

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 05:00:34 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage things really start to pick up. Right at the end it turns into a pretty good book, which bodes well for the next one. Justin falls asleep only a little bit, but perks up in the second half. Join us next week to start The Fate of Ten.

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RHH Ep 52 The Revenge of Seven Five is Sasuke

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 05:00:41 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage it is Justin's birthday, again. We have celebrated three different times now. However, in the book, we also get some brain cells coming from a newly introduced character named Adam. Which, honestly, it’s about time. It was getting to be a struggle there with John being the main and most whiny character.

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RHH Ep 51 The Fall of Five My Bracelet Burns When I Pee

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 04:00:46 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin and Blue finish the Fall of Five, which actually gets a little good at the end. We have some good laughs regarding stupid things that most other folks would not find very funny. While it is our Halloween episode, we did not do much because Blue is 8 months pregnant and is very tired. Join us to start the next book, the Revenge of Seven, next week!

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RHH Ep 50 The Fall of Five I Have Beef With Centipedes

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:00:43 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage honestly not much happens. The first chunk of this book is rather boring and Blue cut a lot of the unnecessary stuff out of it. We do meet new characters which can be exciting, but they are not super relevant. We promise it's a good episode though!

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RHH BJDRIS Ep 3 The Giver

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 04:00:28 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we, Blue, read The Giver, by Lois Lowry. If you didn’t read it in school, like Justin, join us for a discussion of the book after we go through what happened. There are some more serious themes in this book than it might seem, so it’s a good idea to prepare yourself.

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RHH Ep 49 The Rise of Nine In House Aliens

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 04:00:39 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin and Blue finish The Rise of Nine with a bang! Who is your favorite character, ours is Nine because he is the only one who tells John off. Also, in this episode we get to hear some of Justins ‘voice acting’ as he tries to do two characters' voices. Join us next week for the next book!

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RHH Ep 48 The Rise of Nine Default Adult

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 01:45:04 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin and Blue start the third book in the I Am Number Four Legacies. And boy oh boy, is it annoying. Justin rolls his eyes so hard at one point, it looked like it hurt. Blue cannot contain her hatred for John and she also gets scared again by one of their cats. Who is your favorite character? Right answers only.

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RHH Ep 47 The Power of Six Supplex for Jesus

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:00:58 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finish The Power of Six in what feels like the longest episode in the whole world. Blue gets, rightfully, mad at John and despite Justin saying that doesn’t make sense, he also ends up mad at John. We introduce new characters, some would say it's almost too many characters. The I Am Number Four series is starting to sound a little bit like Warrior Cats but with Aliens.

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RHH Ep 46 The Power of Six God is Not Funny

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 01:44:59 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we begin the second book in the Lorien Legacies. Join us to learn about how Blue feels about split POVs in books, hint, it's not a positive thought. Justin has a quick energy shift after a day break in between two recordings because he was sleepy. We do have a good chunk of cat interruptions so please follow us on TikTok to see which cats are the culprits!

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RHH Ep 45 I Am Number Four Where Do the Big Boys Live

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 04:00:04 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finish up the first book in the Lorien Legacies and it ends about the way you would expect. If you’re a fan of big fight scenes, the last 5 chapters could be for you. However, Blue got bored of them and they were too confusing, so that is mostly skipped over, but the gist is retained. Justin has an eye infection this episode, so if you don’t want to hear about that at all, skip the first 5 minutes of talk. Next week we start the second book in the series!

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RHH BJDRIS Ep 2 The Great Gatsby

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 04:00:35 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we have special guest host Faith, Blue's younger sister to read and discuss The Great Gatsby. Both of them have read this book about 5 times each minimum and have lots of opinions revolving around almost every aspect of this book. Safe to say, they like the books a lot. So please stay with this episode until the end to hear their discussion on a few topics including how reading the book in high school may have affected their opinions on the book.

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RHH Ep 44 I Am Number Four Joining the Jabberwockies

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 04:00:18 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we start an absolute American Classic, I Am Number 4. If you read the books or watched the movie, you will understand some of the interesting things that happen a lot more quickly than others. If you didn’t, and you’re like Justin, just follow along and Blue will make sure everything makes as much sense as it can.

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RHH BJDRIS Ep 1 Running Out of Time

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 04:00:47 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage you need to picture your life outside of everything electronic and modern. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who has never seen a car, a camera, electricity or a black person. That is what the main character of this book is experiencing. Jessie from Running Out of Time is tasked by her mother to save her village before all the children die. Could you do it?

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RHH Ep 43 MJ Part 5 The War Crime

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 04:00:05 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finish The Hunger Games trilogy by going through the last few chapters. Join us to hear Blue cry over a fictional cat. Justin talk about the various war crimes Gale does. And we introduce a new segment of reviewing the book on The Storygraph afterwards.

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RHH Ep 42 MJ Part 4 The White Lizard Bois

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 04:00:17 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage it goes down hill really fast. And sadly. Join us this week to learn about how just about everyone dies terrible deaths. But, besides terrible death, you do have to look forward to two adult men talk about their love lifes in the middle of a war.

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RHH Ep 41 MJ Part 3 Welcome to Love Island

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:27:49 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we enter the Love Island Villa. Not really, but that would be really cool. Katniss has some life changing realizations and has her first ever kind person moment which is insane considering she is 17. We discuss that the Golden Compass won and now our voting is between Shadow and Bone and Divergent. Vote by 11Apr2023 to pick our next series on TikTok or on our spotify voting.

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RHH Ep 40 MJ Part 2 Without Me?

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:42:56 GMT

**Possible Triggers: sex crime**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we get to meet P!NK. Well not really, but Justin's mom did see her at a winery. Book wise, we are moving into more serious discussions as Mockingjay becomes a little more adult. But again, this was a book that Blue was mandated to read in 8th grade. It's a great story though. Make sure to follow us on TikTok to vote for our next series!

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RHH Ep 39 Mockingjay Part 1 The Cup Crime

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:01:49 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we love Gale so much! He is the best character in the whole series! SIKE! Gale sucks! But Katniss is finally learning empathy, thank goodness. We also talk about how cool it would be if district 13 just nuked the Capitol 75 years ago. Join us next week to jump out of the world building bit of this book and get into the action.

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RHH Ep 38 CF Part 5 New Bit Alert

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we have finally reached the bittersweet end of Catching Fire. We learn why no one lets Katniss join in on two things. 1) any planning. Just wow is she bad at planning or realizing anything about plans. 2) anything regarding medical stuff. She really just does not understand that. But Justin and Blue really get to the bottom of things this episode, so please join us this week as we finish up and next week for Mockingjay.Reach out to us about anything at ReadingHeldHostage@gmail.comFollow us on TikTok @ReadingheldhostageSubscribe to us on YouTube.com/readingheldhostageFollow us on Twitter @ReadingHostageFollow us on Instagram @readingheldhostageCheck out your local county library to find more books, resources and activities than you would ever imagine for mostly free (some resources might cost a small amount). We are members of the Cincinnati and Hamilton County Public Library and their website is here. We hope you can give them a bunch of support!This podcast is not affiliated or officially licensed by the publishers or the creators of the books read here. If you want to get more information about the characters we talk about, please read the books.We don’t have any sponsors (yet) so please share, like, subscribe, and leave a review or comment or review. Don’t worry, we read it so you don’t have too.

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RHH Bonus Episode 3 Getting Goofy

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 05:00:00 GMT

On this episode of Reading Held Hostage… we're sorry. We have forgotten two episodes in a row. If you're listening to this from the ~~~future~~~ you won't notice. If you're one of our current listeners, thanks for your patience. Please enjoy this absolutely feral episode of Justin and Blue playing the newly wed game.

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RHH Ep 37 CF Part 4 What is Ashen Skin

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:00:01 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin has no thoughts. Well, maybe that is not big news, but it is very true this episode. The 75th Hunger Games begins and Katniss and Peeta are inseparably in love and if it weren't for the baby they could be happy for their time spent together. Best bomb of the whole book. Way better than Gales. If you know you know. Let us know if you guessed closer to how many words Blue wrote for the whole book.

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RHH Ep 36 CF Part 3 TW Milk

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 12:24:41 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we drink a lot of water and a lot of mysteriously branded salt juice. We are both in moods because of our sweet foster puppies so this is a little crazy. Please stay with us! Katniss and Peetas begin their journeys into the 75th Hunger Games and it is not pleasant. We also learn a lot about Haymitches games and how he survived. Let us know who your favorite character is!

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RHH Ep 35 CF Part 2 Girl on Fire Electric Boogaloo

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 05:05:30 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage no one can forget that Blue hates Gale. He is just so freaking annoying and is legit turning this rebellion into Peeta Vs Gale. We are so proud of Katnisses growth, but oh my goodness is she dumb. Please forgive the amount of singing and snide remarks we make this episode, we are so tired from these stupid foster puppies.

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RHH Ep 34 Catching Fire We Got COVID (Storytime) Part 1

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 05:11:09 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we got COIVD-19! But don’t worry we are vaccinated so all we got was really sick and some brain fog. Please excuse Blue’s voice as she got super congested and is still trying to get over it. Book wise, we start Catching Fire and listen to a quick story featuring Blue’s mom about their experience going to the movie theater. We learn, again, how much Blue hates Gale and that Justin is excited for the next bonus episode!

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RHH Ep 33 THG Part 5 I Don’t Want Trees Near My Junk

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 05:00:54 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Suicide **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finally finish up the first Hunger Games book which was way better than Twilight or Warrior cats. Or at least according to Justin. According to Blue, they are all just as good. Except for Twilight, Twilight can burn. Anyways, please join us as we learn what the movies left out despite it being cleared for children in 7th grade to read in class and why that is so messed up.

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RHH Ep 32 THG Part 4 Not an Acid Trip Friendly Podcast

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:36:45 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn that everyone could have won the Hunger Games if they just had more skill. Starving to death? Skill issue. Getting your head bashed in? Skill issue. Just be better like Katniss. We also hear the most shocking revelation of all time. Justin thinks that the Twilight Saga movies are better than the Hunger Games ones. WTF? Let us know if you feel differently or the same because Blue is absolutely distraught by this news.

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RHH Ep 31 THG Part 3 Katniss Be Trippin and Not on Branches

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage big icky things happen. Listen as Blue remembers the trauma that Glimmer's death caused her as an 11yr old and how she won’t stop mentioning it as an adult. What are your thoughts on Katniss’s acid trip, also known as nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. If you check us out on TikTok, let us know which of our cats is your favorite.

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RHH Ep 30 THG 2 Blue is Totally Neutral About Katniss

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:25:13 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Blue think’s Katniss is a total brat. I mean she couldn’t think of the bigger if it was right in front of her, which it is. We give Haymitch the benefit of the doubt and talk about how creepy Cesar Flickerman must look. Also, please don’t make fun of how Blue says things, she is sensitive.

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RHH Ep 29 The Hunger Games Part 1 The Hunger Begins

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we start to learn about The Hunger Games Trilogy and Susan Collins. Since we are starting a new book and it has a lot of back story, if you have read the books or seen the movies, feel free to skip like 15 minutes in as Blue sets the world up. Also, interesting fact, Susan Collins, as of now, does not have any scandals, so that is cool. Keep listening to learn how Katniss wins the Hunger Games!

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RHH Ep 28 Breaking Dawn Pt 6 It’s Finally Over

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 05:00:43 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we finally finish the Twilight Saga! Justin in time for Indigenous Peoples day. Join Justin and Blue as they discover some of the cooler lore in the twilight books that kind of goes ignored because the book just freaking ends. Don’t forget to give us a Spotify rating and join us next week for The Hunger Games!

As of 2016, the National Crime Information Center has reported 5,712 cases of missing American Indian and Alaska Native women and girls. Strikingly, the U.S Department of Justice missing persons database has only reported 116 cases. The majority of these murders are committed by non-Native people on Native-owned land. (Source: The National Crime Information Center)

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RHH Bonus Ep 2 Ender's Game

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:00:39 GMT

**Possible Triggers: racism, Genocide, child endangerment, death *

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn how an Author who describes themselves as ‘morally conservative’ thinks 6 year old children would be treated in the future. In this episode Blue read Ender’s Game which is an absolute si-fi classic. Not only that, but she is joined by Faith, her sister, and Maria, her sisters friend, instead of that stinky old husband of hers. This episode is pretty long, but there is a lot going on in this book, so please join us to learn all about Ender Wiggin.

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RHH Ep 27 Breaking Dawn Pt 5 Oh No They're Coming

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:05:24 GMT

**Possible Triggers: renesmee, racism, discussion of toes, sex**In this episode of Reading Held Hostage it’s Justin’s Birthday! He is an old man now and getting steps closer to his midlife crisis. But you know who is not getting close to their midlife crisis, Bella because it has been three months since she has turned into a vampire and her life is great. Well, except for the fact that they are worried that Renesme will die within the next 15 years. Oh, also the Volturi are coming, all of them, even the wives. Join us as we celebrate Justin’s birthday and Bella's and the Cullens' impending doom. As of 2016, the National Crime Information Center has reported 5,712 cases of missing American Indian and Alaska Native women and girls. Strikingly, the U.S Department of Justice missing persons database has only reported 116 cases. The majority of these murders are committed by non-Native people on Native-owned land. (Source: The National Crime Information Center)Join the movement and learn more by going to Native Hope or Missing and Murdered Indigenous. Learn and share all you can. You can also go to the Burke Museum website to learn more about the truth of the Quileute Tribe vs the portrayal from the book. Also, 988 is the national suicide hotline. Please call if you or someone you know need help. Text HOME to 741741 to reach a volunteer Crisis Counselor.Reach out to us about anything at ReadingHeldHostage@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @ReadingHostage and subscribe to us on YouTube.com/readingheldhostageThis podcast is not affiliated or officially licensed by the publishers or the creators of the books read here. If you want to get more information about the characters we talk about, please read the books. We don’t have any sponsors (yet) so please share, like, subscribe, and leave a review or comment or review. Don’t worry, we read it so you don’t have too.

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RHH Ep 26 Breaking Dawn Pt 4 Charlie DILF Swan

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 02:30:26 GMT

**Possible Triggers: renesme, blood, pedophillia**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin gets a little heated about Charlie and Jacob and how Jacob does crap he should not be doing. Bella finally opens her eyes and has her first hunting experience in this world where panthers are not extinct and cops are super cool and friendly. Unfortunately, there is more talk about the little baby Renesme and her creepy long hair at only a few days old. Let us know what you think and follow us on social media!

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RHH Ep 25 Breaking Dawn Pt 3 She’s Here

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:51:08 GMT

**Possible Triggers: renesmee, blood, imprinting **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage it finally happens, the baby is born. And with her birth, we have the most unnecessary plot twist of ever, and Jacob imprints on a newborn baby. So that’s cool, I guess. Join us on this episode as we really hold back a lot of what we want to say about this situation.

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RHH Ep 24 Breaking Dawn Pt 2 There Ain’t Room in This Pack For The Both of Us

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:00:26 GMT

**Possible Triggers: blood, grooming**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn what it is like to be a nosey, shitty teen boy who can’t listen when someone says no. Yes, we are referencing Jacob, who else would we be talking about. Unfortunately, he gets a significant part of the book and even gets his own perspective. I suppose we learned a lot about the pack and his thoughts, but they all sucked so bad.

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RHH Ep 23 Breaking Dawn Pt 1 It's Time to Do It

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:00:27 GMT

**Possible Triggers: sex**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage our favorite couple, Bella and Edward, finally have s*x. The moment we have all been waiting for, maybe. Or at least someone was waiting for it. Join Justin and Blue as they discuss how not kid friendly this book is. How are kids relating to a wedding, marriage and sex? We really hope they are not.

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RHH Ep 22 Eclipse Pt 5 The Little Blond Boy Attacks

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 04:00:27 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Sexual assault discussion during chapter 23 ending at 27:09 **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we FINALLY finish Eclipse. Victoria makes her last ditch appearance with the funniest description I have ever read in a book. Justin gets mad and puts on a 7 minute timer. And the cats keep jumping up on Blue’s back interruption the podcast. But we made it and the ending is pretty chill and really not that exciting, but next week we will start Breaking Dawn. Which Blue is embarrassed to say she does really like.

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RHH Ep 21 Eclipse Pt 4 Let’s Compromise on Weird Stuff

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 04:00:45 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Sexual assault **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we try our very best to not talk about what happened last book and move on. Which is exactly what Stephanie Meyers thought Bella would do. We learn a little bit of hot gossip about the wolves inner lives and also just about the easiest and dumbest battle advice anyone has ever heard. Please make sure to vote on if you think Alice or Edward would win in a fight!

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RHH Ep 20 Eclipse Pt 3 Why Did You Write This?

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 04:01:36 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Sexual Assault **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we discuss the abomination that is Jacob Black and the character destruction that Stephanie Meyers did to him out of nowhere. We learn a lot about Justin's tolerance for not so savory topics which is just about zero. Blue does attempt a southern accent and please don’t say anything bad about it or you will hurt her feelings. Join us next week to help the wolves vibe with the vampires.

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RHH Ep 19 Eclipse Pt 2 TBH I’m Team Edward Now

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 04:00:55 GMT

**Possible Triggers: pedophilia (skip about 11 minutes in), blood **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage, Blue kind of changes her mind about Edward. She is turning more to the Team Edward side of things instead of the ‘I hate them both and want them to go away’. Justin on the other hand can’t get over the freaking la push joke and says it a lot more times, much to Blues chagrin. Even though we only got through three, yes you read that right, only THREE, chapters, we are glad you folks were here with us.

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RHH Ep 18 Eclipse Pt 1 With Rough Ending

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 04:01:14 GMT

**Possible Triggers: rape, domestic violence, relationship abuse, suicide, blood **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage join us for a more intense and emotionally draining episode than usual. We learn about how Edward and Bella are holding up after Italy and if Jake is being a little shit head or not. (spoilers, he is). This book is a little longer and a little more boring then the others so strap in as we make it easy to listen too.

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RHH Ep 17 New Moon Pt 5 Let's Hurt Charlie More

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 04:01:19 GMT

**Possible Triggers: suicide, murder, domestic violence, depression, mental health**

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In this episode of Reading Held Hostage in this episode we learn that Stephanie Meyers has in fact answered the question about do vampires poop. Note, they apparently don’t. Blue also gets maybe a little heated about Charlie and Bella's relationship, or the manipulation that Bella starts to give her dad at the end of the book. The good news is that we have finally finished NEW MOON! Join us next week for Eclipse!

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RHH Ep 16 New Moon Pt 4 Edward Survived FDR

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:01:50 GMT

**Possible Triggers: suicide, domestic abuse, death, neopronouns, discussion of murder and exsanguination , and native american issues **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Bella finally gets to attach herself to yet another person. Alice is back and Bella can finally ditch stupid wolf, horse, bear Jacob. Please note, there is a lot of ranting in this one and Blue and Justin get pretty heated about how dumb some things are. Thank you so much for listening!

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RHH Ep 15 New Moon Pt 3 Put Some Clothes On

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 04:01:18 GMT

**Possible Triggers: suicide, male aggression, loud noises, discussion of sensitive topics**If we miss a trigger warning, please reach out as soon as possible and let us know.

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we just want Jacob to wear a freaking shirt. Like you’re telling me not one person in Forks or La Push called CPS on shirtless huge boys hanging out with one adult man. Either way, join us this episode to learn what Jacob really is, if justin hadn’t spoiled it last episode. We leave you on an ironic cliff hanger, but don’t worry, we will be back next Tuesday for Part 4!

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RHH Ep 14 New Moon Pt 2 Oh No... He's Thick

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 16:01:54 GMT

**Possible Triggers: suicide, male aggression, loud noises, discussion of sensitive topics**If we miss a trigger warning, please reach out as soon as possible and let us know.

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn that Bella can’t do shit by herself. I mean i guess she can cook, but geez girl, have some self-esteem. We also discover that resident 16 year old Jacob Black could pull off being a 30 year old man who has been lifting his whole life. Let us know if him taking his shirt off for Bella after she got hurt made you become team Jacob.

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RHH Ep 13 New Moon Pt 1 Catch Me Vibing in the Woods

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 22:54:39 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Depression, suicidal ideations, cultural appropriation and age related issues **

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we start New Moon by our BFF Stephanie Meyers and only end up getting through six chapters because Bella is so freaking whiny. We have a lot to say about this one and this book starts off a heavier introduction of the native american tribe, the Quileutes. Don’t worry, we have a special guest to lighten the mood, but Blue did bully him off the show. Join us on Thursday for Episode 14.

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RHH Ep 12 Twilight Pt 4 Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 04:01:40 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Native American and Indigenous murder and harm, race theft, abusive relationships, suicide, race, class, gender roles and religion**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage join college graduates Blue and Justin as they try to decide how much a 14 year old boy will grow in height in two years. They think it is about 2 inches. Also, they do discuss the final chapters of Twilight. This one does get a little bloody and ranty at the end because stupid Renee thinks she can leave her daughter half of the year to go spend it with her stupid baseball playing husband… Oh well. Listen to the end for a funny end credit scene!

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RHH Ep 11 Twilight Pt 3 Abusing Charlie I Guess

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 04:01:32 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Native American and Indigenous murder and harm, race theft, abusive relationships, suicide, race, class, gender roles and religion**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we get a lot of backstory. Like jeeze Steph, did you really have to put it all into the three longest chapters? You couldn’t have broken it up? Anyways, we do finally get to the most awaited scene in all the movies and books… it’s baseball time BABY. Join us to learn about the vampire families' histories and also how gross Edward gets when he is actually trying to be protective. Also, check out the baseball scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZIk5wIq2Qw&t=28s. It's only going to take two minutes off your life!

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RHH Ep 10 Twilight Pt 2 Horny Hungry

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 04:01:03 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Native American and Indigenous murder and harm, race theft, abusive relationships, suicide, race, class, gender roles and religion**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn how uncomfortable it is to be interrogated by some strange dude you have just met a few weeks ago. Since Blue is listening to the books this time round, please forgive her for her use of the words hungry horny in combination. But also, acknowledge that hungry horny is a really good way to describe how Edward talks to Bella. Justin is a little in shock this time round because they just get so weirdly uncomfortable. Also, please let us know how you felt about our special guest.

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RHH Ep 9 Twilight Part 1: Volvolicious

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 04:01:59 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Native American and Indigenous murder and harm, race theft, abusive relationships, suicide, race, class, gender roles and religion**

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage Justin has a LOT to say about this book. We are finally starting Twilight by Stephanie Meyers. While Blue loves Warrior Cats, Twilight is a different story. Well like, duh it's a different story, but like reading the book is way harder as an adult. Join us every Tuesday, and sometimes Thursdays, to hear Blue and Justin cringe and struggle through the book that made vampires, werewolves and gaslighting popular.

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RHH Ep 8 The Darkest Hour, but the Brightest for Justin

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:01:47 GMT

**Possible Triggers: Gore, death, mention of grooming and lots of blood**

In the final episode the warrior cats The Prophecies Begin series, Reading Held Hostage hosts Blue and Justin are both full of all kinds of emotions. For Blue, mostly sadness. For Justin, elation. We are finally wrapping up the warrior cats and moving on. We learn how a deputy becomes a leader and how that leader is suddenly actually good at following the warrior code? Keep a running tally of the number of deaths in this episode and comment below. Also, watch out for the continuation of ‘how the heck is this a book for kids’ discussion.

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RHH Ep 7 A Dangerous Path to Keep Reading These Books

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:01:24 GMT

In this episode of Reading: Held Hostage we learn that Fireheart has really really bad timing and that he just breaks the warrior code whenever. Okay, maybe we knew both of those things already, but he’s gone insane in this book. Join us to hear Justin try to remember literally one single name of a cat and Blue get teary and possibly cry for the second book in a row. Also, remember that these books are made for 8 year old kids and Blue is a 23 year old adult woman reading them for the 10th+ time and that the rule of the podcast is you can’t make fun of Blue.

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RHH Ep 6 Rising Storm of Horrible Writing

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:01:58 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage a very important cat loses their life. Unfortunately, this cat is not a leader and will not be coming back besides in starclan. Justin was not surprised when I told him this, he thinks the books are maybe a little graphic and have a lot of death for books marketed towards eight year olds. Listen up to this episode of Reading Held Hostage and let us know if you agree with his assessment.

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Reading Held Hostage An Introduction

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 22:24:53 GMT

Welcome to Reading Held Hostage. A comedy podcast where a wife who loves to read teaches her less than willing husband about these awful books. Share our trailer with anyone you think might like us and make sure to let us know that you shared it on Twitter and we will retweet it!

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RHH Ep 5 Forest of Secretly Not Wanting to Record

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 10:19:28 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held Hostage we learn more about how in the third book of the warriors series, authors decided it would be a good idea to have a whole new author. So that’s cool. Even though a new author wrote Forest of Secrets, we still get the important juicy gossip between the clans. Fireheart and Graystripe made up (in a totally straight way) in the last book, but will their friendship be able to withstand the growing turbulence within ThunderClan? Since we know you care, please listen to learn more about Forest of Secrets by Erin Hunter. PS. sorry not sorry for all the adorable kitten noises you might hear during this episode.Reach out to us about anything at ReadingHeldHostage@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter and Instagram @ReadingHostageThe Warrior Cats books are created by Erin Hunter. This podcast is not affiliated or officially licensed by the publishers or the creators of Warrior Cats. If you want to get more information about the characters we talk about, please read the books.We don’t have any sponsors (yet) so please share, like, subscribe, and leave a review or comment or review. Don’t worry, we read it so you don’t have too.

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RHH Ep 4 Fire and Nice More Warrior Cats

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 14:33:44 GMT

In this episode of Reading: Held Hostage, our newly minted warriors Fireheart and Graystripe take their first warrior mission. Finding Windclan might be harder than expected, but what is even harder than that is the rift that is growing between Fireheart and his best, and pretty much only friend in Thunderclan, Graystripe. The warrior code is clear, to the cats, but it is really not clear to us. ‘Learn’ alongside Justin all this valuable information about the second book in the Warrior cats series.Cover art by : IG @chloes_art4804Reach out to us about anything at ReadingHeldHostage@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter Instagram @ReadingHostageINFO ABOUT TNRThe Warrior Cats books are created by Erin Hunter. This podcast is not affiliated or officially licensed by the publishers or the creators of Warrior Cats. If you want to get more information about the characters we talk about, please read the books.We don’t have any sponsors (yet) so please share, like, subscribe, and leave a comment or review to help us help you learn more about the wonderful world of Warrior Cats.

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RHH Bonus Ep 1: The Handmaid's Tale

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 04:01:14 GMT

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In this episode of Reading: Held Hostage we hate it here. Due to the recent events of the overturning of Roe V Wade here in the US, we decided it would be relevant to read and review the Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. Blue and Justin end up discussing some intense politics relating the book to the overturning of Roe V Wade. If something like this is not really your style, no problemo, you won’t hurt our feelings to skip past this one. We will still be reading our funny warrior cats book starting next Tuesday!

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RHH Ep3 Great...More Into the Wild

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 04:01:04 GMT

In this episode of Reading Held hostage we are going to learn about mothermouth. And no, I don’t mean that mothermouth. I am talking about the moonstone and how to talk to starclan sicko. Don’t forget that Shadowclan is the bad clan, that Windclan is gone with the wind and Tigerclaw is very suspicious. Learn how to follow the warrior code along with Firepaw and his gang of apprentices.

Cover art by : IG @chloes_art4804

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The Warrior Cats books are created by Erin Hunter. This podcast is not affiliated or officially licensed by the publishers or the creators of Warrior Cats. If you want to get more information about the characters we talk about, please read the books. We don’t have any sponsors (yet) so please share, like, subscribe, and leave a comment or review to help us help you learn more about the wonderful world of Warrior Cats.

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RHH Ep 2 Begrudgingly Into the Wild

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 01:57:14 GMT

In this episode of Reading: Held Hostage Blue teaches her totally willing husband about the very first warrior cats book Into The Wild by Erin Hunter. Taking a lot of the information from the pilot, Blue describes how Rusty becomes Firepaw and how he learns the very important rules of the warrior code and Thunderclan. Firepaw becomes good friends with Greypaw and did we mention there is a sexy medicine cat named Spottedleaf? Join us on Reading Held Hostage to learn more about Yellowfang and how much she HATES kits.

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RHH EP 1 An Unfortunate Intro to Warrior Cats

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 00:57:17 GMT

In the pilot episode of Reading: Held Hostage, avid reader and fanatic Blue Gunn will describe the mythos of the Warrior Cats universe to her husband Justin Gunn. If you don’t know, because why would you, the Warrior Cats series is one that was published way back in the day, like 2003 and it has been going non stop. As of now there are over 80 main plot books that follow the same general idea and characters. Blue has been reading warrior cats since she was eight and Justin stopped reading in general when he was eight so it is the perfect time for Blue to help him gain more insight to this awful, comedic series. Please join us in this episode as we tear apart and enjoy the series.

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