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		<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Evo, Edawg & The Lord: Beer Awards Gone Wild]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Evo, Edawg & The Lord: Beer Awards Gone Wild]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>beer lads awards caos </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a prestigious event into a night of unpredictable antics. Expect spilled pints, outrageous banter, and a few moments that will have the organisers questioning their life choices.</p><p>Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the shenanigans, this episode serves up frothy fun with a side of mischief. 🍺</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a prestigious event into a night of unpredictable antics. Expect spilled pints, outrageous banter, and a few moments that will have the organisers questioning their life choices.</p><p>Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the shenanigans, this episode serves up frothy fun with a side of mischief. 🍺</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's The Easter Bunny ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like <em>why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas</em> and who decided that was normal.</p><p>Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At this point, the fish might as well be a co‑host.</p><p>Then things take a turn down the rabbit hole — literally — as the boys dive into the mysterious origins of the Easter Bunny. Folklore, weird traditions, questionable theories… nothing is off the table.</p><p>It’s festive chaos, sugar‑fuelled ranting, and classic lad banter wrapped into one cracking episode.</p><p>Hop in. It’s a wild one. 🐰🔥</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like <em>why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas</em> and who decided that was normal.</p><p>Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At this point, the fish might as well be a co‑host.</p><p>Then things take a turn down the rabbit hole — literally — as the boys dive into the mysterious origins of the Easter Bunny. Folklore, weird traditions, questionable theories… nothing is off the table.</p><p>It’s festive chaos, sugar‑fuelled ranting, and classic lad banter wrapped into one cracking episode.</p><p>Hop in. It’s a wild one. 🐰🔥</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>All Cast Action Heroes </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his <em>massive</em> flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title.</p><p>Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about action‑movie stars. We’re talking explosive takes, questionable rankings, and at least one rant about how every hero in the 80s apparently survived on protein powder and pure attitude. It’s cinematic nonsense at its finest.</p><p>And just when things couldn’t get any more unhinged, they unleash the brand‑new segment: <strong>The Social Experiment</strong>. No rules, no safety net, just the lads smashing the format to pieces and seeing what happens when you mix science‑ish ideas with zero scientific discipline.</p><p>High energy, big laughs, and the kind of banter that feels like you’re sitting in the room with them — this episode is primed to go off.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. <strong>The Milan</strong> has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on.</p><p>Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as:</p><ul><li>Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday night</li><li>How Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clearly violate several human rights</li><li>And who exactly thought banning half the internet was a good idea</li></ul><p>It’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s the kind of podcast your mum would <em>not</em> approve of.</p><p>Grab a seat, grab a snack, and prepare your brain for mild confusion and maximum entertainment.</p><p><strong>Welcome to the show — where the lads talk nonsense so you don’t have to.</strong></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. <strong>The Milan</strong> has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on.</p><p>Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as:</p><ul><li>Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday night</li><li>How Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clearly violate several human rights</li><li>And who exactly thought banning half the internet was a good idea</li></ul><p>It’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s the kind of podcast your mum would <em>not</em> approve of.</p><p>Grab a seat, grab a snack, and prepare your brain for mild confusion and maximum entertainment.</p><p><strong>Welcome to the show — where the lads talk nonsense so you don’t have to.</strong></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Fuel Wars!</title>
			<itunes:title>Fuel Wars!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>War, Fuel , Cards Games </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Welcome back to <strong>Fuel, Fools &amp; Filth</strong>, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.</h3><p>Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ <strong>Fuel prices</strong> — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 <strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong> — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:</p><ul><li>One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape</li><li>Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills</li><li>And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s</li></ul><p>So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Welcome back to <strong>Fuel, Fools &amp; Filth</strong>, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.</h3><p>Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ <strong>Fuel prices</strong> — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 <strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong> — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:</p><ul><li>One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tape</li><li>Another who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hills</li><li>And someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’s</li></ul><p>So buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Two Tribes Go To War !</title>
			<itunes:title>Two Tribes Go To War !</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle> Edawg Gets COVID… Again</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Evo &amp; The Lord Hit a Festival</h3><p>They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.</p><p><br></p><h3>Edawg Gets COVID… Again</h3><p>He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:</p><ul><li>“He’s chasing the championship record.”</li><li>“COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”</li></ul><h3>Middle East Chat (Lad Edition)</h3><p>They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:</p><ul><li>Line ups for fuel </li><li>Uncle Don dropping more than bombs </li></ul><p>It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.</p><p><br></p><h3>Social Media Weirdness</h3><p>They wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:</p><ul><li>A guy deep‑frying fruit</li><li>A woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated Viking</li><li>A trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worse</li></ul><p>The lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Evo &amp; The Lord Hit a Festival</h3><p>They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.</p><p><br></p><h3>Edawg Gets COVID… Again</h3><p>He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:</p><ul><li>“He’s chasing the championship record.”</li><li>“COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”</li></ul><h3>Middle East Chat (Lad Edition)</h3><p>They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:</p><ul><li>Line ups for fuel </li><li>Uncle Don dropping more than bombs </li></ul><p>It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.</p><p><br></p><h3>Social Media Weirdness</h3><p>They wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:</p><ul><li>A guy deep‑frying fruit</li><li>A woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated Viking</li><li>A trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worse</li></ul><p>The lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>At The Movies with Matt </title>
			<itunes:title>At The Movies with Matt </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest.</p><p><strong>Matt Eeles</strong> is the founder of <strong>Cinema Australia</strong> and the director of the <strong>WA Made Film Festival</strong>.</p><p>Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality takes a well‑deserved break. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thrills, the plot twists, or just the popcorn, settle in and get comfy.</p><p>The screen is yours, the vibes are immaculate, and the next hour belongs entirely to the magic of cinema.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest.</p><p><strong>Matt Eeles</strong> is the founder of <strong>Cinema Australia</strong> and the director of the <strong>WA Made Film Festival</strong>.</p><p>Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality takes a well‑deserved break. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thrills, the plot twists, or just the popcorn, settle in and get comfy.</p><p>The screen is yours, the vibes are immaculate, and the next hour belongs entirely to the magic of cinema.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>This Heart Attack </title>
			<itunes:title>This Heart Attack </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 23:04:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and now tacking on, </p><p><strong>Fisheries:</strong>  </p><p>The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start.</p><p><strong>Bird Flu:</strong>  </p><p>Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by interrogating pigeons. One lad gets chased by a goose and declares it “an act of biological warfare.”</p><p><strong>Winter Sex Olympics:</strong>  </p><p>They somehow end up at the Winter Sex Olympics, where they’re immediately disqualified for mistaking the warm‑up area for the main event and high‑fiving the judges mid‑performance.</p><p><strong>Sweet Treats (Top 10 Worst Lollies):</strong>  </p><p>To recover, they review the <em>Top 10 Worst Lollies</em> — passionately.</p><p>Highlights include:</p><ul><li>Calling licorice “a crime in chewy form”</li><li>Debating whether those chalky heart candies are food or building materials</li><li>One lad nearly gagging at the smell of banana‑flavored anything</li><li>A heated argument about whether jellybeans are “tiny lies”</li></ul><p>They end the day traumatized, sticky, and furious at the confectionery industry.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and now tacking on, </p><p><strong>Fisheries:</strong>  </p><p>The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start.</p><p><strong>Bird Flu:</strong>  </p><p>Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by interrogating pigeons. One lad gets chased by a goose and declares it “an act of biological warfare.”</p><p><strong>Winter Sex Olympics:</strong>  </p><p>They somehow end up at the Winter Sex Olympics, where they’re immediately disqualified for mistaking the warm‑up area for the main event and high‑fiving the judges mid‑performance.</p><p><strong>Sweet Treats (Top 10 Worst Lollies):</strong>  </p><p>To recover, they review the <em>Top 10 Worst Lollies</em> — passionately.</p><p>Highlights include:</p><ul><li>Calling licorice “a crime in chewy form”</li><li>Debating whether those chalky heart candies are food or building materials</li><li>One lad nearly gagging at the smell of banana‑flavored anything</li><li>A heated argument about whether jellybeans are “tiny lies”</li></ul><p>They end the day traumatized, sticky, and furious at the confectionery industry.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Let's Make Love Tonight]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads link together like this: one bloke tries to buy a Valentine’s gift off Marketplace, but the “cute teddy” he finds looks like it’s survived a small house fire. The seller insists it’s “vintage.” The pickup turns into a full soapie moment when the seller’s ex shows up mid‑handover demanding the teddy back because “it has emotional history.”</p><p>The lads watch this unfold like it’s <em>Home and Away</em>, offering commentary that makes zero sense but feels spiritually correct. Then, straight from the drama of a Bunnings carpark breakup, they roll into Super Bowl morning, eating chips at 8am and pretending to understand the rules while still emotionally invested in the fate of the one‑eyed teddy.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads link together like this: one bloke tries to buy a Valentine’s gift off Marketplace, but the “cute teddy” he finds looks like it’s survived a small house fire. The seller insists it’s “vintage.” The pickup turns into a full soapie moment when the seller’s ex shows up mid‑handover demanding the teddy back because “it has emotional history.”</p><p>The lads watch this unfold like it’s <em>Home and Away</em>, offering commentary that makes zero sense but feels spiritually correct. Then, straight from the drama of a Bunnings carpark breakup, they roll into Super Bowl morning, eating chips at 8am and pretending to understand the rules while still emotionally invested in the fate of the one‑eyed teddy.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Game Over</title>
			<itunes:title>Game Over</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yes, the lads are back — <strong>like a bad disease</strong> — the kind that laughs at antibiotics and thrives on cheap lager. They’ve rolled in with the confidence of men who haven’t done a load of laundry since 2009 and think “meal prep” means buying two pies instead of one.</p><p>Meanwhile, the kids are back at school, which means your house has instantly transformed into a biological weapons lab. They’ve been back for <em>one day</em> and already brought home:</p><ul><li>A cough that sounds Victorian</li><li>A mystery slime</li><li>And a note from the teacher that says “Please stop sending yoghurt without a lid”</li></ul><p>And today, because we’re intellectuals, we’re unpacking the world’s diseases — not scientifically, obviously, because the closest we’ve come to medical training is Googling “Is it normal to sneeze this loud”.</p><p>Then we’re diving into the <strong>world’s greatest game shows</strong>, the ones that remind you that no matter how messy your life is, at least you didn’t lose $100,000 because you couldn’t spell “BANANA”.</p><p>We’ve got:</p><ul><li><strong>The Chase</strong>, where a man named “The Beast” ruins dreams for sport</li><li><strong>Family Feud</strong>, where families discover they actually hate each other</li><li><strong>Deal or No Deal</strong>, the show that proves humans cannot be trusted with briefcases</li></ul><p>So buckle up, grab a coffee, or whatever keeps your soul attached to your body.</p><p>The lads are back, the kids are contagious, the world is weird, and this… is your weekly dose of nonsense.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Yes, the lads are back — <strong>like a bad disease</strong> — the kind that laughs at antibiotics and thrives on cheap lager. They’ve rolled in with the confidence of men who haven’t done a load of laundry since 2009 and think “meal prep” means buying two pies instead of one.</p><p>Meanwhile, the kids are back at school, which means your house has instantly transformed into a biological weapons lab. They’ve been back for <em>one day</em> and already brought home:</p><ul><li>A cough that sounds Victorian</li><li>A mystery slime</li><li>And a note from the teacher that says “Please stop sending yoghurt without a lid”</li></ul><p>And today, because we’re intellectuals, we’re unpacking the world’s diseases — not scientifically, obviously, because the closest we’ve come to medical training is Googling “Is it normal to sneeze this loud”.</p><p>Then we’re diving into the <strong>world’s greatest game shows</strong>, the ones that remind you that no matter how messy your life is, at least you didn’t lose $100,000 because you couldn’t spell “BANANA”.</p><p>We’ve got:</p><ul><li><strong>The Chase</strong>, where a man named “The Beast” ruins dreams for sport</li><li><strong>Family Feud</strong>, where families discover they actually hate each other</li><li><strong>Deal or No Deal</strong>, the show that proves humans cannot be trusted with briefcases</li></ul><p>So buckle up, grab a coffee, or whatever keeps your soul attached to your body.</p><p>The lads are back, the kids are contagious, the world is weird, and this… is your weekly dose of nonsense.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[You're The Best ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back, stumbling heroically into the spotlight like they’ve just remembered they left the oven on. Australia’s issues are piling up faster than a Bunnings sausage queue on a Saturday, The Lord has conveniently decided now is the perfect time to go on holidays, and Edawg — bless his chaotic little heart — is somehow left to save the day.</p><p>With the Lord sipping cocktails somewhere tropical and refusing to answer his phone, the lads are forced to tackle everything from national crises to minor inconveniences, armed with nothing but questionable confidence, half‑baked opinions, and a packet of Shapes they found in the glovebox. Meanwhile, Edawg is out here holding the country together with duct tape, enthusiasm, and a level of improvisation that really shouldn’t work but somehow does.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back, stumbling heroically into the spotlight like they’ve just remembered they left the oven on. Australia’s issues are piling up faster than a Bunnings sausage queue on a Saturday, The Lord has conveniently decided now is the perfect time to go on holidays, and Edawg — bless his chaotic little heart — is somehow left to save the day.</p><p>With the Lord sipping cocktails somewhere tropical and refusing to answer his phone, the lads are forced to tackle everything from national crises to minor inconveniences, armed with nothing but questionable confidence, half‑baked opinions, and a packet of Shapes they found in the glovebox. Meanwhile, Edawg is out here holding the country together with duct tape, enthusiasm, and a level of improvisation that really shouldn’t work but somehow does.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[We're Back & Not Happy !!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[We're Back & Not Happy !!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Trump Flog Car Chaos </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads have dragged themselves back in after the Christmas break looking like they’ve survived a Category 5 family gathering. One bloke’s still peeling from a sunburn so severe he’s basically a walking croissant. Another spent the entire break on the road getting verbally assaulted by every flog with a license and a Bluetooth headset. And then there’s the poor soul who got rostered on through the holidays — he’s aged ten years and now speaks exclusively in passive‑aggressive sighs.</p><p>Morale is low, caffeine is high, and the group chat is already a war zone. And just when you think the universe might give them a breather, Trump pops back into the headlines doing whatever it is he does — providing enough unintentional comedy to power the entire episode without us lifting a finger</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads have dragged themselves back in after the Christmas break looking like they’ve survived a Category 5 family gathering. One bloke’s still peeling from a sunburn so severe he’s basically a walking croissant. Another spent the entire break on the road getting verbally assaulted by every flog with a license and a Bluetooth headset. And then there’s the poor soul who got rostered on through the holidays — he’s aged ten years and now speaks exclusively in passive‑aggressive sighs.</p><p>Morale is low, caffeine is high, and the group chat is already a war zone. And just when you think the universe might give them a breather, Trump pops back into the headlines doing whatever it is he does — providing enough unintentional comedy to power the entire episode without us lifting a finger</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals </title>
			<itunes:title>Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Santa , Presents , Bondi , Food </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Christmas has hit The Unprofessionals and absolutely nothing is under control.</strong></p><p>The lads roll into the silly season firing on all cylinders — talking rubbish, telling questionable stories, and proving once again that professionalism is overrated. Expect laughs, chaos, a few Christmas hot takes, and zero life advice.</p><p>Crack a beer, loosen the belt, and enjoy the festive mess.</p><p>Merry Christmas from The Unprofessionals 🎅🍕</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><strong>Christmas has hit The Unprofessionals and absolutely nothing is under control.</strong></p><p>The lads roll into the silly season firing on all cylinders — talking rubbish, telling questionable stories, and proving once again that professionalism is overrated. Expect laughs, chaos, a few Christmas hot takes, and zero life advice.</p><p>Crack a beer, loosen the belt, and enjoy the festive mess.</p><p>Merry Christmas from The Unprofessionals 🎅🍕</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Whole Again </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Healing Journey With Pizza And Ducks... The Fish Ban </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap in, legends — this episode&nbsp;<em>detonates</em>&nbsp;harder than a dhuie on 10lb line.</p><p>E-Dawg finally snaps over the&nbsp;<strong>Western Australian fishing ban</strong>, and it’s safe to say…</p><p><strong>Roger may not be safe.</strong></p><p>Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one is spared as the Big Dawg howls into the mic like a wounded seal that knows it’s about to be&nbsp;<em>tagged and released</em>&nbsp;forever.</p><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;cracks open his soul and takes us on a very spiritual healing journey — the kind of journey that can only be achieved through trauma, introspection, and a large pizza that “made him hole again” (yes,&nbsp;<em>hole</em>, not&nbsp;<em>whole</em>&nbsp;— you’ll understand).</p><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>, who’s aging like a sun-baked crab pot. He forgets more than he remembers, tells half a story, starts another one, then loops back to the start like a pensioner stuck in a roundabout. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful. It’s disturbing.</p><p>Expect:</p><p>🦐 Fishing rage</p><p>🍕 Pizza therapy</p><p>🧓 Memory loss (aggressive)</p><p>🐟 Zero actual professionalism</p><p>💩 Maximum amounts of rude, crude nonsense</p><p>If you're easily offended… this ain’t for you.</p><p>If you're not — welcome home.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap in, legends — this episode&nbsp;<em>detonates</em>&nbsp;harder than a dhuie on 10lb line.</p><p>E-Dawg finally snaps over the&nbsp;<strong>Western Australian fishing ban</strong>, and it’s safe to say…</p><p><strong>Roger may not be safe.</strong></p><p>Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one is spared as the Big Dawg howls into the mic like a wounded seal that knows it’s about to be&nbsp;<em>tagged and released</em>&nbsp;forever.</p><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;cracks open his soul and takes us on a very spiritual healing journey — the kind of journey that can only be achieved through trauma, introspection, and a large pizza that “made him hole again” (yes,&nbsp;<em>hole</em>, not&nbsp;<em>whole</em>&nbsp;— you’ll understand).</p><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>, who’s aging like a sun-baked crab pot. He forgets more than he remembers, tells half a story, starts another one, then loops back to the start like a pensioner stuck in a roundabout. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful. It’s disturbing.</p><p>Expect:</p><p>🦐 Fishing rage</p><p>🍕 Pizza therapy</p><p>🧓 Memory loss (aggressive)</p><p>🐟 Zero actual professionalism</p><p>💩 Maximum amounts of rude, crude nonsense</p><p>If you're easily offended… this ain’t for you.</p><p>If you're not — welcome home.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Animals </title>
			<itunes:title>Animals </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:02:32</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[When the Boys Sound Like Animals & Big Dawg Turns Ancient]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<strong>The Unprofessionals Podcast</strong>, the boys officially&nbsp;<em>lose the plot</em>.</p><p>For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal:</p><ul><li><strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;comes in hot, screeching like a cockatoo that’s just found your car keys.</li><li><strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;rumbles through the episode like a wounded water buffalo with a Centrelink appointment.</li><li><strong>E-Dawg</strong>? Mate… pure alpha wolf energy mixed with a 3-day bender.</li></ul><p>And speaking of the&nbsp;<strong>Big Dawg</strong>&nbsp;— the team spends a full week celebrating his journey into the ancient realm. He’s older, he's slower, he’s louder, and he’s claiming it’s all "wisdom" when really it’s just his knees giving out.</p><p>From animal impressions to mid-life revelations, this episode is a beautiful blend of chaos, ageing denial, and the unmatched energy of the Unprofessionals.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<strong>The Unprofessionals Podcast</strong>, the boys officially&nbsp;<em>lose the plot</em>.</p><p>For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal:</p><ul><li><strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;comes in hot, screeching like a cockatoo that’s just found your car keys.</li><li><strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;rumbles through the episode like a wounded water buffalo with a Centrelink appointment.</li><li><strong>E-Dawg</strong>? Mate… pure alpha wolf energy mixed with a 3-day bender.</li></ul><p>And speaking of the&nbsp;<strong>Big Dawg</strong>&nbsp;— the team spends a full week celebrating his journey into the ancient realm. He’s older, he's slower, he’s louder, and he’s claiming it’s all "wisdom" when really it’s just his knees giving out.</p><p>From animal impressions to mid-life revelations, this episode is a beautiful blend of chaos, ageing denial, and the unmatched energy of the Unprofessionals.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Cocaine </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Its A White Xmas </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass.</p><br><p>The boys dive into the big life question:</p><p><strong>“You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?”</strong></p><p>Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals? ...... hmmm and what sets E-daweg off on a rant ??? is it the Karen </p><br><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;rocks up with drinks — and in true Lord fashion, it’s some&nbsp;<strong>questionable Kwinana camel piss</strong>&nbsp;you wouldn’t even serve your mother-in-law after she keyed your car.</p><br><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;— the&nbsp;<strong>big-dicked, blessed, degenerate fuck</strong>&nbsp;who somehow adds&nbsp;<strong>zero value</strong>&nbsp;to the entire episode. </p><br><p>If chaos, stupidity, and poor life choices had a baby — this episode would raise it.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass.</p><br><p>The boys dive into the big life question:</p><p><strong>“You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?”</strong></p><p>Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals? ...... hmmm and what sets E-daweg off on a rant ??? is it the Karen </p><br><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>&nbsp;rocks up with drinks — and in true Lord fashion, it’s some&nbsp;<strong>questionable Kwinana camel piss</strong>&nbsp;you wouldn’t even serve your mother-in-law after she keyed your car.</p><br><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;— the&nbsp;<strong>big-dicked, blessed, degenerate fuck</strong>&nbsp;who somehow adds&nbsp;<strong>zero value</strong>&nbsp;to the entire episode. </p><br><p>If chaos, stupidity, and poor life choices had a baby — this episode would raise it.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Big Tool Man </title>
			<itunes:title>The Big Tool Man </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has&nbsp;<em>finally</em>&nbsp;stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for once he’s the 33.3% of the room that isn’t just eating the snacks.</p><p>E-Dawg and The Lord  sit back in disbelief as the Big Fella proves he’s more than just background noise and a big cock. It’s rude, it’s raw, and it’s the closest thing to character development this show’s ever seen.</p><p>If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a man finally earns his mic time — this is it. Strap in, Tool Nation.</p><p>#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode108 #TheBigToolMan #33Point3Percent #StepUpOrShutUp</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has&nbsp;<em>finally</em>&nbsp;stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for once he’s the 33.3% of the room that isn’t just eating the snacks.</p><p>E-Dawg and The Lord  sit back in disbelief as the Big Fella proves he’s more than just background noise and a big cock. It’s rude, it’s raw, and it’s the closest thing to character development this show’s ever seen.</p><p>If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a man finally earns his mic time — this is it. Strap in, Tool Nation.</p><p>#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode108 #TheBigToolMan #33Point3Percent #StepUpOrShutUp</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Jelly Bean </title>
			<itunes:title>Jelly Bean </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma</p><br><p>Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the purple ones mid-record.</p><p>It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and 100% unprofessional — exactly how you like it.</p><p>#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode107 #JellyBeans #NSFP (Not Safe For Pick-n-Mix) #SweetChaos</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma</p><br><p>Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the purple ones mid-record.</p><p>It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and 100% unprofessional — exactly how you like it.</p><p>#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode107 #JellyBeans #NSFP (Not Safe For Pick-n-Mix) #SweetChaos</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Metalica </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Best ? Or The Worst ? </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The boys hit Perth for the&nbsp;<em>“once-in-a-lifetime”</em>&nbsp;Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles.</p><p>What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991.</p><br><p>The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal, E-Dawg spent half the night arguing with security about why the sound system had less punch than his Bluetooth speaker, and the crackheads from Kwinanna and The Lord then was last seen trying to revive the mosh pit with interpretive dance #dancedad</p><br><p>Tune in as the lads roast the world’s most famous metal band for phoning it in harder than a FIFO worker on night shift, debate whether Lars still knows how to play drums, and review the true headliner of the night — the kebab shop on the way home.</p><br><p>⚡️<strong>Warning:</strong>&nbsp;This episode contains strong opinions, louder laughter than the concert itself, and several rude words aimed squarely at ageing rock gods.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The boys hit Perth for the&nbsp;<em>“once-in-a-lifetime”</em>&nbsp;Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles.</p><p>What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991.</p><br><p>The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal, E-Dawg spent half the night arguing with security about why the sound system had less punch than his Bluetooth speaker, and the crackheads from Kwinanna and The Lord then was last seen trying to revive the mosh pit with interpretive dance #dancedad</p><br><p>Tune in as the lads roast the world’s most famous metal band for phoning it in harder than a FIFO worker on night shift, debate whether Lars still knows how to play drums, and review the true headliner of the night — the kebab shop on the way home.</p><br><p>⚡️<strong>Warning:</strong>&nbsp;This episode contains strong opinions, louder laughter than the concert itself, and several rude words aimed squarely at ageing rock gods.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Tinder Swinger </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Wild Story Of Tinder </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋</p><br><p>The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a&nbsp;<em>swingers-ship</em>, the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “open minded” with “open marriage.”</p><br><p>It’s crude. It’s wrong. It’s everything your mum warned you about.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋</p><br><p>The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a&nbsp;<em>swingers-ship</em>, the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “open minded” with “open marriage.”</p><br><p>It’s crude. It’s wrong. It’s everything your mum warned you about.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rap God </title>
			<itunes:title>Rap God </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yo, it’s&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals</em>, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth.</p><p>No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth.</p><br><p>This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out the legends who make Tuesday nights worth a pint.</p><br><p>🎵&nbsp;<strong>Dead-set legends. Wild confessions. Zero pretensions.</strong>&nbsp;🎵</p><p>From peggin’ sisters to roundabout stressin’, from Froth Town dreams to MILFs on deck — nothing’s sacred and everything’s funny.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, kick back, and let the madness unfold.</p><p>It’s&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— raw, reckless, and downright glorious.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Yo, it’s&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals</em>, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth.</p><p>No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth.</p><br><p>This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out the legends who make Tuesday nights worth a pint.</p><br><p>🎵&nbsp;<strong>Dead-set legends. Wild confessions. Zero pretensions.</strong>&nbsp;🎵</p><p>From peggin’ sisters to roundabout stressin’, from Froth Town dreams to MILFs on deck — nothing’s sacred and everything’s funny.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, kick back, and let the madness unfold.</p><p>It’s&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— raw, reckless, and downright glorious.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Castle </title>
			<itunes:title>The Castle </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>RudeCrudeAndFunny  OnlyTins  NoFilter  PodcastMadness  BoysGoneWild</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm&nbsp;<em>The Castle</em>&nbsp;with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at least one moment where someone definitely should’ve stopped talking (but didn’t).</p><p>It’s beer-soaked honesty, garage-grade wisdom, and absolutely no professionalism — just the way you like it. Lock the gates, hide the kids, and crack a tin... the kings of chaos have entered&nbsp;<em>The Castle</em>.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm&nbsp;<em>The Castle</em>&nbsp;with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at least one moment where someone definitely should’ve stopped talking (but didn’t).</p><p>It’s beer-soaked honesty, garage-grade wisdom, and absolutely no professionalism — just the way you like it. Lock the gates, hide the kids, and crack a tin... the kings of chaos have entered&nbsp;<em>The Castle</em>.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Biggest Content Creators </title>
			<itunes:title>The Biggest Content Creators </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Epic </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the&nbsp;<em>biggest</em>&nbsp;content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled (again).</p><p>It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not safe for work — welcome to the circus. 🎪</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the&nbsp;<em>biggest</em>&nbsp;content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled (again).</p><p>It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not safe for work — welcome to the circus. 🎪</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>8 Mates </title>
			<itunes:title>8 Mates </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>So Much Anger </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub.</p><p>Expect chaos, swearing, and moments that’ll make you say “they really left that in?” No filters, no structure, no shame — just raw, unedited stupidity at its finest.</p><p>🔞&nbsp;<em>Listener discretion advised — this one’s rude, crude, and proudly unprofessional.</em></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub.</p><p>Expect chaos, swearing, and moments that’ll make you say “they really left that in?” No filters, no structure, no shame — just raw, unedited stupidity at its finest.</p><p>🔞&nbsp;<em>Listener discretion advised — this one’s rude, crude, and proudly unprofessional.</em></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Making Podcasting Great Again </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:02:41</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>100 We Crack A Ton </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment.</p><p>In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly what we’ve always done: talking too much, saying nothing of value, and probably offending someone’s nan in the process. Expect zero growth, no wisdom, and the same three clowns talking over each other like it’s an Olympic sport.</p><p>If you came here for heartfelt reflection—jog on. This is 100 episodes of proof that anyone with a microphone and no shame can call themselves “podcasters.”</p><p>So grab a beer, lower your expectations (further), and witness the triple-digit disaster.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment.</p><p>In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly what we’ve always done: talking too much, saying nothing of value, and probably offending someone’s nan in the process. Expect zero growth, no wisdom, and the same three clowns talking over each other like it’s an Olympic sport.</p><p>If you came here for heartfelt reflection—jog on. This is 100 episodes of proof that anyone with a microphone and no shame can call themselves “podcasters.”</p><p>So grab a beer, lower your expectations (further), and witness the triple-digit disaster.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>I Got 99 Problems And Getting Cancelled Is One </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We Cross The LINE! </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for scraps.</p><p>Do we have problems? Absolutely. Are we dealing with them? Absolutely not. One more episode till the century mark, and somehow we’re still on air (probably a clerical error).</p><p>Got something to say? Abuse? Praise? A cease-and-desist? Slide it into our inbox ya filthy animals—before the cancel bus finally runs us over.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for scraps.</p><p>Do we have problems? Absolutely. Are we dealing with them? Absolutely not. One more episode till the century mark, and somehow we’re still on air (probably a clerical error).</p><p>Got something to say? Abuse? Praise? A cease-and-desist? Slide it into our inbox ya filthy animals—before the cancel bus finally runs us over.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Kirk </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Worlds Gone Mad </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025?</p><p>Despite the madness and heavy headlines,&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessional Podcast</em>&nbsp;still delivers what it does best—laughter, nonsense, and good times. The crew find the lighter side of life, roast each other as always, and remind you why tuning in every week is worth it.</p><p>Chaos outside, laughs inside. Welcome to the madness.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025?</p><p>Despite the madness and heavy headlines,&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessional Podcast</em>&nbsp;still delivers what it does best—laughter, nonsense, and good times. The crew find the lighter side of life, roast each other as always, and remind you why tuning in every week is worth it.</p><p>Chaos outside, laughs inside. Welcome to the madness.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Hard Times </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Is This It !!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>, E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit&nbsp;<strong>rock bottom</strong>. With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are&nbsp;<strong>absolutely not</strong>. The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO decided to take a European sabbatical—got plastered in some dodgy German pub, spoke fluent nonsense, and somehow came out looking like the most stable member of the crew. Which says it all, really.</p><br><p>Expect zero wisdom, questionable banter, and a full-blown car crash of an episode. Basically… peak&nbsp;<em>Unprofessionals</em>.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>, E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit&nbsp;<strong>rock bottom</strong>. With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are&nbsp;<strong>absolutely not</strong>. The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO decided to take a European sabbatical—got plastered in some dodgy German pub, spoke fluent nonsense, and somehow came out looking like the most stable member of the crew. Which says it all, really.</p><br><p>Expect zero wisdom, questionable banter, and a full-blown car crash of an episode. Basically… peak&nbsp;<em>Unprofessionals</em>.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Courageous </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The World Has Gone Mad </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out.</p><p>We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters, astronauts, people who cut their own hair) and&nbsp;<em>our</em>version of courage (sending that risky text, arguing with a GPS, or pressing “Reply All” by mistake).</p><p>Expect questionable life lessons, stories that should probably never leave the group chat, and the reminder that bravery doesn’t always look heroic—it sometimes looks like someone holding back tears while asking, “Do you guys take Afterpay?”</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out.</p><p>We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters, astronauts, people who cut their own hair) and&nbsp;<em>our</em>version of courage (sending that risky text, arguing with a GPS, or pressing “Reply All” by mistake).</p><p>Expect questionable life lessons, stories that should probably never leave the group chat, and the reminder that bravery doesn’t always look heroic—it sometimes looks like someone holding back tears while asking, “Do you guys take Afterpay?”</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>3 Is A Crowd </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>2 Blokes 1 Mic </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>With EVO finally off doing something useful (like&nbsp;<em>not</em>&nbsp;babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler with espresso. Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable advice, and the kind of hot takes that’ll get this whole podcast flagged by HR—if we had one. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s definitely unprofessional. Just the way you like it.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>With EVO finally off doing something useful (like&nbsp;<em>not</em>&nbsp;babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler with espresso. Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable advice, and the kind of hot takes that’ll get this whole podcast flagged by HR—if we had one. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s definitely unprofessional. Just the way you like it.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Deep Heat </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cricket , Chaos , Broken Bones </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the&nbsp;<em>undisputed kings of indoor cricket</em>, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game.</p><br><p>The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but the bloke absolutely bottles it. Drops sitters, sprays throws, gives away runs like he’s Santa in December. The crowd turns. The team fractures. Relationships are ruined. Fines are flying.&nbsp;<strong>Is EVO the reason Deep Heat might have to sell the fkn team?</strong>&nbsp;Honestly, yeah.</p><br><p>The wheels fall off, the chat gets spicy, and the result comes down to the very last ball. Does Deep Heat rise… or do the flogs walk off with the dub and the dignity?</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the&nbsp;<em>undisputed kings of indoor cricket</em>, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game.</p><br><p>The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but the bloke absolutely bottles it. Drops sitters, sprays throws, gives away runs like he’s Santa in December. The crowd turns. The team fractures. Relationships are ruined. Fines are flying.&nbsp;<strong>Is EVO the reason Deep Heat might have to sell the fkn team?</strong>&nbsp;Honestly, yeah.</p><br><p>The wheels fall off, the chat gets spicy, and the result comes down to the very last ball. Does Deep Heat rise… or do the flogs walk off with the dub and the dignity?</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[90's Calling ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[All The Great Things From The 90's ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could&nbsp;<em>kill a man</em>, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams.</p><br><p>We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels, Nintendo’s golden era before they got all motion-sensory and weird, and those digital pets that somehow caused more emotional trauma than your first breakup.</p><br><p>It’s a love letter to the 90s – a time when your internet screamed at you, your jeans were massive, and your parents still thought “email” was a disease.</p><p>Prepare to laugh, cringe, and question how any of us made it out of that decade without permanent neck injuries from Walkman headphones.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could&nbsp;<em>kill a man</em>, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams.</p><br><p>We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels, Nintendo’s golden era before they got all motion-sensory and weird, and those digital pets that somehow caused more emotional trauma than your first breakup.</p><br><p>It’s a love letter to the 90s – a time when your internet screamed at you, your jeans were massive, and your parents still thought “email” was a disease.</p><p>Prepare to laugh, cringe, and question how any of us made it out of that decade without permanent neck injuries from Walkman headphones.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Killing Fields </title>
			<itunes:title>Killing Fields </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Vagina Steam , Mass Murders , Tim Tams </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic energy your therapist warned you about. We also crown the world’s best Tim Tam and almost cry from joy… or lactose intolerance.</p><br><p><strong>🔥 DISCLAIMER:</strong></p><p>We are WILD. We are RUDE. This podcast contains foul language, inappropriate humor, medically questionable decisions, and the occasional orgasmic biscuit moment. Not for prudes, Karens, or anyone with delicate earbuds.</p><p>Listen now—before the internet cancels us (again).</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic energy your therapist warned you about. We also crown the world’s best Tim Tam and almost cry from joy… or lactose intolerance.</p><br><p><strong>🔥 DISCLAIMER:</strong></p><p>We are WILD. We are RUDE. This podcast contains foul language, inappropriate humor, medically questionable decisions, and the occasional orgasmic biscuit moment. Not for prudes, Karens, or anyone with delicate earbuds.</p><p>Listen now—before the internet cancels us (again).</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Serial Killers </title>
			<itunes:title>Serial Killers </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:03:48</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>How Would You Do It ??</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wondered which country raises the&nbsp;<em>finest</em>&nbsp;serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now we're knee-deep in body counts, questionable motives, and the kind of weird facts that make you reconsider your quiet neighbor with too many garden gnomes.</p><p>In this episode, we take you on a&nbsp;<em>world tour of weird murderers</em>—from America's household horror names to lesser-known psychos from places you didn’t even know had suburbs. And yes, there's a&nbsp;<em>plot</em>. A global one. A&nbsp;<em>diabolical</em>&nbsp;one. That&nbsp;<em>may or may not involve rice milk</em>. We won't say&nbsp;<em>how</em>, but let's just say some of us think dairy alternatives might be the real danger. 🥛🔪</p><p>Tune in, lock your doors, and maybe check your pantry. Things get...&nbsp;<em>cultured</em>.</p><p>🩸&nbsp;<strong>Warning:</strong>&nbsp;Contains dark humor, obscure accents, and an uncomfortable amount of enthusiasm for vintage trench coats.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ever wondered which country raises the&nbsp;<em>finest</em>&nbsp;serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now we're knee-deep in body counts, questionable motives, and the kind of weird facts that make you reconsider your quiet neighbor with too many garden gnomes.</p><p>In this episode, we take you on a&nbsp;<em>world tour of weird murderers</em>—from America's household horror names to lesser-known psychos from places you didn’t even know had suburbs. And yes, there's a&nbsp;<em>plot</em>. A global one. A&nbsp;<em>diabolical</em>&nbsp;one. That&nbsp;<em>may or may not involve rice milk</em>. We won't say&nbsp;<em>how</em>, but let's just say some of us think dairy alternatives might be the real danger. 🥛🔪</p><p>Tune in, lock your doors, and maybe check your pantry. Things get...&nbsp;<em>cultured</em>.</p><p>🩸&nbsp;<strong>Warning:</strong>&nbsp;Contains dark humor, obscure accents, and an uncomfortable amount of enthusiasm for vintage trench coats.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Count Down </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Bring On 100</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward&nbsp;<strong>EPISODE 100</strong>&nbsp;– and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits.</p><br><p>It’s gonna be&nbsp;<strong>epic</strong>. Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense, possibly illegal banter, and maybe even a few guests brave (or stupid) enough to show up.</p><br><p>We’re pulling out all the stops… mostly because we don’t know how to put them back in. So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and prepare your earholes for the kind of content that makes your nan weep.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward&nbsp;<strong>EPISODE 100</strong>&nbsp;– and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits.</p><br><p>It’s gonna be&nbsp;<strong>epic</strong>. Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense, possibly illegal banter, and maybe even a few guests brave (or stupid) enough to show up.</p><br><p>We’re pulling out all the stops… mostly because we don’t know how to put them back in. So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and prepare your earholes for the kind of content that makes your nan weep.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ozzy </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Rock, Music, Sports, Coke, Jelly, Food, Beer </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of&nbsp;<em>Ozzy bloody Osbourne</em>&nbsp;— from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning.</p><br><p>Fuelled by the filthy legends at&nbsp;8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of&nbsp;<em>cokes</em>&nbsp;— and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re talking&nbsp;<em>Grass Jelly in a can</em>. That shit tastes like regret and freshly mowed lawn. Honestly, it’s so bad it makes staring at&nbsp;<em>Lorde’s rude head</em>&nbsp;for 50 minutes seem like a spa day.</p><br><p>And it wouldn’t be a proper sesh without some dangerously delicious beverages from the naughty crew at&nbsp;Hotel 190&nbsp;—&nbsp;<em>Whisky Lemonades</em>&nbsp;flowing like tears at a Nickelback concert, and&nbsp;<em>Pirate Life Crisp Lagers</em>&nbsp;keeping the vibes dangerously high.</p><br><p>In the sport questions , things go feral as&nbsp;<em>Whittling Fever</em>&nbsp;returns and nearly causes a punch-on mid-recording. Someone loses the plot, someone loses a bet, and someone definitely loses brain cells.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, block your nose, and prepare for another episode of unfiltered chaos. It's rock, it's rude, and it's barely legal in three states.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of&nbsp;<em>Ozzy bloody Osbourne</em>&nbsp;— from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning.</p><br><p>Fuelled by the filthy legends at&nbsp;8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of&nbsp;<em>cokes</em>&nbsp;— and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re talking&nbsp;<em>Grass Jelly in a can</em>. That shit tastes like regret and freshly mowed lawn. Honestly, it’s so bad it makes staring at&nbsp;<em>Lorde’s rude head</em>&nbsp;for 50 minutes seem like a spa day.</p><br><p>And it wouldn’t be a proper sesh without some dangerously delicious beverages from the naughty crew at&nbsp;Hotel 190&nbsp;—&nbsp;<em>Whisky Lemonades</em>&nbsp;flowing like tears at a Nickelback concert, and&nbsp;<em>Pirate Life Crisp Lagers</em>&nbsp;keeping the vibes dangerously high.</p><br><p>In the sport questions , things go feral as&nbsp;<em>Whittling Fever</em>&nbsp;returns and nearly causes a punch-on mid-recording. Someone loses the plot, someone loses a bet, and someone definitely loses brain cells.</p><br><p>So crack a tin, block your nose, and prepare for another episode of unfiltered chaos. It's rock, it's rude, and it's barely legal in three states.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Whole Hog </title>
			<itunes:title>The Whole Hog </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Only Fans , Hog, Scams , Food , Politics </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms. </p><br><p>This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary&nbsp;Brother V Brother&nbsp;beer from the absolute weapon lords at&nbsp;Hogg Culture&nbsp;, and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic&nbsp;Pirate Life Lager&nbsp;provided by&nbsp;Hotel 190&nbsp;— the only joint that actively encourages our public intoxication.</p><br><p>Strap in, ya drongos, because the&nbsp;MMMM That’s Delicious&nbsp;segment is spicier than your cousin at Christmas. The lads chow down on LIVER SPREAD WTF Thanks to 8 Napkins Burgers which are so juicy they legally require a bib and a wetsuit. </p><br><p>Then it's straight into the deep end with a rant about the absolute scamfest surrounding  Commodore Man auction and a Honda CR500 mystery that makes us think we could actually win Storage Wars (or at least start one).</p><br><p>And if that wasn’t enough degeneracy, the lads sample what might be the greatest Japanese drink to ever hit Aussie soil — no spoilers, but you’ll want to sprint to the servo after this one. Oh, and shoutout to the poor bastard who dropped&nbsp;$10K on a hug&nbsp;from an OF model — mate, you could’ve paid us half that to never talk to you again.</p><br><p>Listen now, tell your mum, and maybe delete your browsing history.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms. </p><br><p>This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary&nbsp;Brother V Brother&nbsp;beer from the absolute weapon lords at&nbsp;Hogg Culture&nbsp;, and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic&nbsp;Pirate Life Lager&nbsp;provided by&nbsp;Hotel 190&nbsp;— the only joint that actively encourages our public intoxication.</p><br><p>Strap in, ya drongos, because the&nbsp;MMMM That’s Delicious&nbsp;segment is spicier than your cousin at Christmas. The lads chow down on LIVER SPREAD WTF Thanks to 8 Napkins Burgers which are so juicy they legally require a bib and a wetsuit. </p><br><p>Then it's straight into the deep end with a rant about the absolute scamfest surrounding  Commodore Man auction and a Honda CR500 mystery that makes us think we could actually win Storage Wars (or at least start one).</p><br><p>And if that wasn’t enough degeneracy, the lads sample what might be the greatest Japanese drink to ever hit Aussie soil — no spoilers, but you’ll want to sprint to the servo after this one. Oh, and shoutout to the poor bastard who dropped&nbsp;$10K on a hug&nbsp;from an OF model — mate, you could’ve paid us half that to never talk to you again.</p><br><p>Listen now, tell your mum, and maybe delete your browsing history.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gobbie For Dessert </title>
			<itunes:title>Gobbie For Dessert </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Best Is Saved For After Dinner </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help.</p><br><p>The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real:&nbsp;<em>HMMM That’s Delicious</em>&nbsp;turned into&nbsp;<em>HMMM That’s Questionable</em>&nbsp;real quick.</p><br><p>But just when you thought things couldn’t get any messier, dessert rolled around… and let’s just say someone got a&nbsp;Gobbie for Dessert. Was it consensual? Absolutely. Was it delicious? Depends who you ask.</p><br><p>Tune in as we chew through bad meat, worship 8 Napkins Burger like it’s holy, and wrap things up with a mouthful of chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll never look at dessert the same way again.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help.</p><br><p>The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real:&nbsp;<em>HMMM That’s Delicious</em>&nbsp;turned into&nbsp;<em>HMMM That’s Questionable</em>&nbsp;real quick.</p><br><p>But just when you thought things couldn’t get any messier, dessert rolled around… and let’s just say someone got a&nbsp;Gobbie for Dessert. Was it consensual? Absolutely. Was it delicious? Depends who you ask.</p><br><p>Tune in as we chew through bad meat, worship 8 Napkins Burger like it’s holy, and wrap things up with a mouthful of chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll never look at dessert the same way again.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>190 Reasons </title>
			<itunes:title>190 Reasons </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this week’s unhinged adventure:</p><ul><li><strong>Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger?</strong>&nbsp;Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should&nbsp;<em>everyone</em>&nbsp;be on the juice if it means bulging confidence?</li><li>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>Evo’s back</strong>&nbsp;with his weekly tyre rant – no one asked, no one cares, but he’s doing it anyway.</li><li>The boys also dig into the latest&nbsp;<em>saucy</em>&nbsp;sweet treats from the burger gods at&nbsp;<strong>8 Napkins</strong>&nbsp;– sugar highs incoming Milky Delights ??? in a can ??</li><li>And in absolutely&nbsp;<strong>monumental news</strong>… the boys have officially locked in&nbsp;<strong>Hotel 190 in Northam</strong>&nbsp;for the next big collaboration , Lock up your daughters, your fridges, and your dignity – this one's going off tap.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Pour yourself a cold one and strap in – it’s another episode of chaos, calories, and questionable life advice.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this week’s unhinged adventure:</p><ul><li><strong>Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger?</strong>&nbsp;Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should&nbsp;<em>everyone</em>&nbsp;be on the juice if it means bulging confidence?</li><li>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<strong>Evo’s back</strong>&nbsp;with his weekly tyre rant – no one asked, no one cares, but he’s doing it anyway.</li><li>The boys also dig into the latest&nbsp;<em>saucy</em>&nbsp;sweet treats from the burger gods at&nbsp;<strong>8 Napkins</strong>&nbsp;– sugar highs incoming Milky Delights ??? in a can ??</li><li>And in absolutely&nbsp;<strong>monumental news</strong>… the boys have officially locked in&nbsp;<strong>Hotel 190 in Northam</strong>&nbsp;for the next big collaboration , Lock up your daughters, your fridges, and your dignity – this one's going off tap.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Pour yourself a cold one and strap in – it’s another episode of chaos, calories, and questionable life advice.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Hot Ones </title>
			<itunes:title>Hot Ones </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Food Challenge , All Things World News </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the&nbsp;<strong>Hot Ones spicy noodles</strong>&nbsp;like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a full-blown identity crisis. You ever cry over noodles while ranting about AI overlords, pineapple on pizza, and the death of real music? We have. And we recorded it.</p><p>We dish out&nbsp;<em>unfiltered</em>,&nbsp;<em>unsolicited</em>, and&nbsp;<em>probably unwise</em>&nbsp;takes on everything the world’s currently losing its mind over — from billionaires beefing on social media to the latest apocalypse trend (climate? AI? aliens? Pick your fighter). Somewhere between snotty noodle slurps and regrettable hot takes, we also manage to offend three countries, two fandoms, and at least one conspiracy theorist.</p><p>This episode has:</p><ul><li>🔥 Mouth-melting regret</li><li>🎤 Hot gossip hotter than our tongues</li><li>🧠 Zero preparation, maximum opinion</li><li>🚫 At least one topic that’ll probably get us a cease and desist</li></ul><p><strong>WARNING</strong>: Listening may cause laughter, spontaneous sweating, or the sudden urge to re-evaluate your spice tolerance&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;your worldview.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the&nbsp;<strong>Hot Ones spicy noodles</strong>&nbsp;like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a full-blown identity crisis. You ever cry over noodles while ranting about AI overlords, pineapple on pizza, and the death of real music? We have. And we recorded it.</p><p>We dish out&nbsp;<em>unfiltered</em>,&nbsp;<em>unsolicited</em>, and&nbsp;<em>probably unwise</em>&nbsp;takes on everything the world’s currently losing its mind over — from billionaires beefing on social media to the latest apocalypse trend (climate? AI? aliens? Pick your fighter). Somewhere between snotty noodle slurps and regrettable hot takes, we also manage to offend three countries, two fandoms, and at least one conspiracy theorist.</p><p>This episode has:</p><ul><li>🔥 Mouth-melting regret</li><li>🎤 Hot gossip hotter than our tongues</li><li>🧠 Zero preparation, maximum opinion</li><li>🚫 At least one topic that’ll probably get us a cease and desist</li></ul><p><strong>WARNING</strong>: Listening may cause laughter, spontaneous sweating, or the sudden urge to re-evaluate your spice tolerance&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;your worldview.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Tony Talking Wild </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2025 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>55:45</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Wild Track Leisure , 4x4show , Off-grid, Outdoors , Stories From The Wild </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because&nbsp;TONY IS IN THE BUILDING!&nbsp;That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from&nbsp;Wild Track Leisure Australia&nbsp;(the biggest, baddest, gear-slingin’ 4x4 outdoor megastore this side of the equator) joins us for one hell of an episode.</p><p>We talk:</p><ul><li>🛻 Behind-the-scenes madness from the&nbsp;4WD Adventure Show</li><li>🧨&nbsp;Exclusive sneak peeks&nbsp;of what's coming in the off-road world (spoiler: it's wild)</li><li>🥊 Tony throwing shade and calling out&nbsp;some big-name egos&nbsp;on social media (yes,&nbsp;names are named)</li><li>🏕️ Why camping is the new therapy (except with more mozzies and beef jerky)</li><li>🎯 And of course, a few tales you absolutely&nbsp;<em>won’t believe</em>&nbsp;made it past network censors...</li></ul><p>Tony’s got more stories than a rooftop tent catalogue, and he doesn’t hold back. If you’re into camping, 4WDs, stirring the pot, or just watching legends go full-send on and off the track —&nbsp;this one’s a bloody must-listen.</p><br><p>Wild Track Products </p><p><a href="https://www.wildtrak.com.au/?gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=21008181042&amp;gbraid=0AAAAApJvUPZ5oze_JSf1e_tbAg2vnTS6s&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwu7TCBhCYARIsAM_S3NhBGA5iWVCR7z5Zxhcnufbpgz7y4G5jhYFfGH9pOYHmy1BIBr4pEoAaAk2hEALw_wcB" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wildtrak.com.au/?gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=21008181042&amp;gbraid=0AAAAApJvUPZ5oze_JSf1e_tbAg2vnTS6s&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwu7TCBhCYARIsAM_S3NhBGA5iWVCR7z5Zxhcnufbpgz7y4G5jhYFfGH9pOYHmy1BIBr4pEoAaAk2hEALw_wcB</a></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because&nbsp;TONY IS IN THE BUILDING!&nbsp;That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from&nbsp;Wild Track Leisure Australia&nbsp;(the biggest, baddest, gear-slingin’ 4x4 outdoor megastore this side of the equator) joins us for one hell of an episode.</p><p>We talk:</p><ul><li>🛻 Behind-the-scenes madness from the&nbsp;4WD Adventure Show</li><li>🧨&nbsp;Exclusive sneak peeks&nbsp;of what's coming in the off-road world (spoiler: it's wild)</li><li>🥊 Tony throwing shade and calling out&nbsp;some big-name egos&nbsp;on social media (yes,&nbsp;names are named)</li><li>🏕️ Why camping is the new therapy (except with more mozzies and beef jerky)</li><li>🎯 And of course, a few tales you absolutely&nbsp;<em>won’t believe</em>&nbsp;made it past network censors...</li></ul><p>Tony’s got more stories than a rooftop tent catalogue, and he doesn’t hold back. If you’re into camping, 4WDs, stirring the pot, or just watching legends go full-send on and off the track —&nbsp;this one’s a bloody must-listen.</p><br><p>Wild Track Products </p><p><a href="https://www.wildtrak.com.au/?gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=21008181042&amp;gbraid=0AAAAApJvUPZ5oze_JSf1e_tbAg2vnTS6s&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwu7TCBhCYARIsAM_S3NhBGA5iWVCR7z5Zxhcnufbpgz7y4G5jhYFfGH9pOYHmy1BIBr4pEoAaAk2hEALw_wcB" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wildtrak.com.au/?gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=21008181042&amp;gbraid=0AAAAApJvUPZ5oze_JSf1e_tbAg2vnTS6s&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwu7TCBhCYARIsAM_S3NhBGA5iWVCR7z5Zxhcnufbpgz7y4G5jhYFfGH9pOYHmy1BIBr4pEoAaAk2hEALw_wcB</a></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Rant </title>
			<itunes:title>The Rant </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Great Epic Rant , Food, Coffee, Headlights , Black Pudding </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash&nbsp;<em>The Great Rant</em>. What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No topic is safe. Traffic? Roasted. Reality TV? Vaporized. That one coworker who replies-all? Annihilated.</p><p>In this episode, our host finally snaps (with flair), and you get front-row seats to the glorious chaos. It's petty. It's passionate. It's probably inadmissible in court.</p><p>Tune in, laugh uncomfortably, and maybe—just maybe—feel a little seen.</p><p>🧨 WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable nodding, spontaneous “YAAAS,” and the desire to rant at inanimate objects.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash&nbsp;<em>The Great Rant</em>. What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No topic is safe. Traffic? Roasted. Reality TV? Vaporized. That one coworker who replies-all? Annihilated.</p><p>In this episode, our host finally snaps (with flair), and you get front-row seats to the glorious chaos. It's petty. It's passionate. It's probably inadmissible in court.</p><p>Tune in, laugh uncomfortably, and maybe—just maybe—feel a little seen.</p><p>🧨 WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable nodding, spontaneous “YAAAS,” and the desire to rant at inanimate objects.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Y2K 2000 </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Is the world ending ??? </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right—<em>Y2K</em>, the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwaves into missiles, ATMs into anarchists, and your Tamagotchi into a rogue AI bent on revenge. Spoiler: none of that happened. But we sure acted like it would!</p><p>Meanwhile, our beloved chaos goblin&nbsp;E-Dawg&nbsp;is tragically&nbsp;<em>not</em>&nbsp;joining us this week because he's trapped in&nbsp;<strong>Mount Magnet</strong>, valiantly fending off a series of suspiciously flirtatious&nbsp;motels. That’s right—he’s getting&nbsp;catfished by buildings. Again. We told him not to answer DMs from structures with names like “The Snuggle Inn.”</p><br><p>Chat to ya next time !!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right—<em>Y2K</em>, the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwaves into missiles, ATMs into anarchists, and your Tamagotchi into a rogue AI bent on revenge. Spoiler: none of that happened. But we sure acted like it would!</p><p>Meanwhile, our beloved chaos goblin&nbsp;E-Dawg&nbsp;is tragically&nbsp;<em>not</em>&nbsp;joining us this week because he's trapped in&nbsp;<strong>Mount Magnet</strong>, valiantly fending off a series of suspiciously flirtatious&nbsp;motels. That’s right—he’s getting&nbsp;catfished by buildings. Again. We told him not to answer DMs from structures with names like “The Snuggle Inn.”</p><br><p>Chat to ya next time !!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Croc of Shit</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Crocs , Rum , Top end , Absent , News , Tourist</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week,&nbsp;E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out on our "Mmm, That's Delicious" moment: a smooth&nbsp;10-year-old rum. As usual, we'll hit you with&nbsp;what's new in the news&nbsp;and catch up on all of&nbsp;E-dawg's latest antics, while&nbsp;Evo and The Lord&nbsp;are, of course, ready to give him the usual hard time he so richly deserves.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/a/ACg8ocJqkA0EnPZMC3AGOh__z55vE0jOYACAiB6qpdiQnu7w2opUbMo=s64-c"></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week,&nbsp;E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out on our "Mmm, That's Delicious" moment: a smooth&nbsp;10-year-old rum. As usual, we'll hit you with&nbsp;what's new in the news&nbsp;and catch up on all of&nbsp;E-dawg's latest antics, while&nbsp;Evo and The Lord&nbsp;are, of course, ready to give him the usual hard time he so richly deserves.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/a/ACg8ocJqkA0EnPZMC3AGOh__z55vE0jOYACAiB6qpdiQnu7w2opUbMo=s64-c"></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Sick Dog</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sickness , Fake , Covid , News , Beaches , Excuses </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the&nbsp;<em>second</em>&nbsp;week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time documented all over social media the rest of the week.</p><p>Fear not, though, because while E-dawg's MIA (again!), we've got you covered. This week, we're diving deep into the internet's treasure trove of questionable excuses to pull when you just can't face the boss. Trust us, some of these are gold... or maybe just spectacularly bad.</p><p>We'll also be doing a little digital detective work to pinpoint exactly where our elusive E-dawg is "recovering" this week. Let's just say, our sources (aka his Instagram stories) are working overtime.</p><p>Of course, we'll also bring you the lowdown on what's actually making headlines this week (you know, the stuff E-dawg is probably too "sick" to care about).</p><p>And finally, The Lord and Steve will be taking the mic to deliver there unfiltered, and frankly well-deserved, commentary on E-dawg's continued absence. Let the roasting commence!</p><p>So tune in, Unprofessionals, for another episode packed with laughs, questionable advice, and enough E-dawg slander to fill your commute. It's going to be a good one!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the&nbsp;<em>second</em>&nbsp;week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time documented all over social media the rest of the week.</p><p>Fear not, though, because while E-dawg's MIA (again!), we've got you covered. This week, we're diving deep into the internet's treasure trove of questionable excuses to pull when you just can't face the boss. Trust us, some of these are gold... or maybe just spectacularly bad.</p><p>We'll also be doing a little digital detective work to pinpoint exactly where our elusive E-dawg is "recovering" this week. Let's just say, our sources (aka his Instagram stories) are working overtime.</p><p>Of course, we'll also bring you the lowdown on what's actually making headlines this week (you know, the stuff E-dawg is probably too "sick" to care about).</p><p>And finally, The Lord and Steve will be taking the mic to deliver there unfiltered, and frankly well-deserved, commentary on E-dawg's continued absence. Let the roasting commence!</p><p>So tune in, Unprofessionals, for another episode packed with laughs, questionable advice, and enough E-dawg slander to fill your commute. It's going to be a good one!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lost Dog </title>
			<itunes:title>Lost Dog </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>albo , politics , Carnarvon , anger , hangover , knoppers </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we're diving headfirst into a Knoppers taste test in our 'That's Delicious' segment, even though E-dawg's sadly missing out on the sugary goodness. Speaking of tours, we're singing the praises of Carnarvon, but E-dawg's on-the-ground reality check might just burst our bubble. And, with Albo back in the Prime Minister's seat, it's officially time to clean up all those pesky political signs cluttering the landscape! Tune in for a rollercoaster of stories, laughs, and maybe a little political housekeeping.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we're diving headfirst into a Knoppers taste test in our 'That's Delicious' segment, even though E-dawg's sadly missing out on the sugary goodness. Speaking of tours, we're singing the praises of Carnarvon, but E-dawg's on-the-ground reality check might just burst our bubble. And, with Albo back in the Prime Minister's seat, it's officially time to clean up all those pesky political signs cluttering the landscape! Tune in for a rollercoaster of stories, laughs, and maybe a little political housekeeping.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Train Wreck </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>54:39</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ping Pong Ball Show, Drunk Man , Stripper Chat , Lollies , Wife Birthday </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo. </p><br><p>This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bizarre turn when he mistakes a private dance for an Oscar win. </p><br><p>Just when things couldn't get weirder, the Lord himself tunes in with a divine pronouncement ("MMMMM That's delicious!") and salvation arrives in the form of an unexpected delivery from 8 Napkins Burgers. </p><br><p>Special guest the legendary Big Dick Nic joins the mayhem, offering her … unique brand of commentary. Prepare for drunken acceptance speeches, celestial burger endorsements, and Edawg's increasing desperation to keep this podcast train from completely derailing. You've been warned!!!!!!!!.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo. </p><br><p>This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bizarre turn when he mistakes a private dance for an Oscar win. </p><br><p>Just when things couldn't get weirder, the Lord himself tunes in with a divine pronouncement ("MMMMM That's delicious!") and salvation arrives in the form of an unexpected delivery from 8 Napkins Burgers. </p><br><p>Special guest the legendary Big Dick Nic joins the mayhem, offering her … unique brand of commentary. Prepare for drunken acceptance speeches, celestial burger endorsements, and Edawg's increasing desperation to keep this podcast train from completely derailing. You've been warned!!!!!!!!.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>1987 </title>
			<itunes:title>1987 </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Women , Cars , Cheap , Seafood, Cooking, Crazy, Epic Comedy </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you&nbsp;<em>way</em>&nbsp;back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO  Flips  into the&nbsp;<em>MMM That’s Delicious</em>&nbsp;segment with his latest spice blend that turns E-Dawgs Booty into water .... and some how The Lord Loves It ... again , just as quickly, he sabotages the entire episode by unleashing a seafood platter so cursed, it almost ends the friendship.!!!! once again The Lord approves !! Is that guy ok ? ps Shout out to the legends at 8 Napkins for sponsoring this tirade and keeping the lads full. </p><br><p>Just when the vibes are peaking,&nbsp;<em>The Lord</em>&nbsp;kicks open the studio door (metaphorically… it’s a podcast) and drops his&nbsp;<strong>5 Question AI Challenge</strong>&nbsp;on the crew — a gauntlet of mind-bending, borderline-unhinged queries</p><br><p>Will the lads survive sea food  sabotage? Will someone finally admit they actually liked liver pâté in the '80s? Tune in to find out.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you&nbsp;<em>way</em>&nbsp;back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO  Flips  into the&nbsp;<em>MMM That’s Delicious</em>&nbsp;segment with his latest spice blend that turns E-Dawgs Booty into water .... and some how The Lord Loves It ... again , just as quickly, he sabotages the entire episode by unleashing a seafood platter so cursed, it almost ends the friendship.!!!! once again The Lord approves !! Is that guy ok ? ps Shout out to the legends at 8 Napkins for sponsoring this tirade and keeping the lads full. </p><br><p>Just when the vibes are peaking,&nbsp;<em>The Lord</em>&nbsp;kicks open the studio door (metaphorically… it’s a podcast) and drops his&nbsp;<strong>5 Question AI Challenge</strong>&nbsp;on the crew — a gauntlet of mind-bending, borderline-unhinged queries</p><br><p>Will the lads survive sea food  sabotage? Will someone finally admit they actually liked liver pâté in the '80s? Tune in to find out.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gooning </title>
			<itunes:title>Gooning </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Canada & Vegemite , Gooning , Booty Call , Burgers , Spam , Scandals , Random Facts , Comedy ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this week’s&nbsp;<em>absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece</em>, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night <em>Booty Call Segment </em>that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking the hard-hitting question:&nbsp;<em>Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a tariff on their ass. </em></p><br><p>The Lord himself steps in to debug Katy Perry’s spaceship mission while she preps for orbit, Evo finds scam of the century painting chickens green and flogging them as exotic parrots.</p><br><p> E-Dawg throws his full support behind a pilot who was allegedly caught snorting a mysterious powder off a pair of perky inflight accessories — calling it “a travesty” the man got sacked for it. Aviation will never be the same.</p><br><p>But the&nbsp;<em>biggest</em>&nbsp;news The absolute legends <strong>8 Napkins Burgers</strong>&nbsp;in Bassendean have jumped on board the Unprofessionals train and have sponsored the greatest segment in radios history !!! bit more on 8s its the  home of the juiciest, drippiest, most face-melting burger this state has ever seen. MMMM that’s delouse 👅🍔 just got so much better ... well not the Spam Evo served up this week ! the burger of the month however oh my .... get it while it lasts. </p><br><p>Tune in for 60 minutes of chaos, scandal, unsolicited opinions and deep-fried brilliance.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this week’s&nbsp;<em>absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece</em>, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night <em>Booty Call Segment </em>that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking the hard-hitting question:&nbsp;<em>Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a tariff on their ass. </em></p><br><p>The Lord himself steps in to debug Katy Perry’s spaceship mission while she preps for orbit, Evo finds scam of the century painting chickens green and flogging them as exotic parrots.</p><br><p> E-Dawg throws his full support behind a pilot who was allegedly caught snorting a mysterious powder off a pair of perky inflight accessories — calling it “a travesty” the man got sacked for it. Aviation will never be the same.</p><br><p>But the&nbsp;<em>biggest</em>&nbsp;news The absolute legends <strong>8 Napkins Burgers</strong>&nbsp;in Bassendean have jumped on board the Unprofessionals train and have sponsored the greatest segment in radios history !!! bit more on 8s its the  home of the juiciest, drippiest, most face-melting burger this state has ever seen. MMMM that’s delouse 👅🍔 just got so much better ... well not the Spam Evo served up this week ! the burger of the month however oh my .... get it while it lasts. </p><br><p>Tune in for 60 minutes of chaos, scandal, unsolicited opinions and deep-fried brilliance.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mushy Mayhem </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Nissan Out Sell Toyota , Aggression Beer Therapy , Selling Toes , Mushy Peas, EV Cars </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa.</p><br><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;Goony&nbsp;takes out the&nbsp;<strong>Ultimate Birthday Present Prize Pack</strong>&nbsp;— a glorious concoction of questionable taste and undoubted brilliance — with heavy-handed&nbsp;<em>input</em>&nbsp;(aka strong-armed influence) from&nbsp;Tommy The Pommy&nbsp;himself. It’s the gift that keeps on confusing.</p><br><p>The lads also keep the culinary nightmare alive with another session of&nbsp;<strong>"MMMM That’s Delicious"</strong>&nbsp;— this week featuring&nbsp;mushy peas and creamed rice, aka the two worst crimes against taste according to&nbsp;<strong>E-Dawg</strong>, who nearly taps out. But&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>? They get weirdly excited. Like,&nbsp;<em>uncomfortably</em>&nbsp;excited. </p><br><p>Can it get any better?</p><br><p>YES.&nbsp;<strong>Aggression Beer Therapy</strong>&nbsp;is here. The rules are simple:</p><p><strong>The louder you scream, the more beer you get.</strong></p><p>That’s right — rage and refreshment in one glorious, frothy combo. Two birds. One stone. One drunk, possibly crying, listener.</p><br><p>This episode is wild, unhinged, and possibly illegal in 3 countries. Tune in or be a Toyota driver forever. Your call.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts&nbsp;<em>and</em>&nbsp;feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa.</p><br><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;Goony&nbsp;takes out the&nbsp;<strong>Ultimate Birthday Present Prize Pack</strong>&nbsp;— a glorious concoction of questionable taste and undoubted brilliance — with heavy-handed&nbsp;<em>input</em>&nbsp;(aka strong-armed influence) from&nbsp;Tommy The Pommy&nbsp;himself. It’s the gift that keeps on confusing.</p><br><p>The lads also keep the culinary nightmare alive with another session of&nbsp;<strong>"MMMM That’s Delicious"</strong>&nbsp;— this week featuring&nbsp;mushy peas and creamed rice, aka the two worst crimes against taste according to&nbsp;<strong>E-Dawg</strong>, who nearly taps out. But&nbsp;<strong>Evo</strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong>The Lord</strong>? They get weirdly excited. Like,&nbsp;<em>uncomfortably</em>&nbsp;excited. </p><br><p>Can it get any better?</p><br><p>YES.&nbsp;<strong>Aggression Beer Therapy</strong>&nbsp;is here. The rules are simple:</p><p><strong>The louder you scream, the more beer you get.</strong></p><p>That’s right — rage and refreshment in one glorious, frothy combo. Two birds. One stone. One drunk, possibly crying, listener.</p><br><p>This episode is wild, unhinged, and possibly illegal in 3 countries. Tune in or be a Toyota driver forever. Your call.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Shit Box </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct&nbsp;<strong>shit to use</strong>&nbsp;at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we’re all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the better public beatdown — Scomo tackling a kid, or Daddy Dutton taking out the cameraman with a footy? You won’t want to miss this one.</p><br><p>But that's not all! The boys introduce TWO brand new segments:&nbsp;<em>Mmmm, that’s delicious</em>&nbsp;(spoiler: it’s not just food), and the classic&nbsp;<em>Good Old Booty Call</em>&nbsp;(you’ll get the vibe). </p><br><p>And as always, the Lord’s got to step in to&nbsp;<strong>restrain E-Dawg</strong>&nbsp;as he goes off on one, unloading on "Coco" — the Aussie-hating, sausage-loving peace who’s somehow sleeping her way around the globe.</p><br><p>Grab a drink, buckle up, and tune in because this one’s a wild ride!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct&nbsp;<strong>shit to use</strong>&nbsp;at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we’re all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the better public beatdown — Scomo tackling a kid, or Daddy Dutton taking out the cameraman with a footy? You won’t want to miss this one.</p><br><p>But that's not all! The boys introduce TWO brand new segments:&nbsp;<em>Mmmm, that’s delicious</em>&nbsp;(spoiler: it’s not just food), and the classic&nbsp;<em>Good Old Booty Call</em>&nbsp;(you’ll get the vibe). </p><br><p>And as always, the Lord’s got to step in to&nbsp;<strong>restrain E-Dawg</strong>&nbsp;as he goes off on one, unloading on "Coco" — the Aussie-hating, sausage-loving peace who’s somehow sleeping her way around the globe.</p><br><p>Grab a drink, buckle up, and tune in because this one’s a wild ride!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Farewell </title>
			<itunes:title>Farewell </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Is It Time To Go ?? ... </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>"Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to a few things we never thought we’d part with—like that old couch and our questionable life choices. Tune in as we give a hilarious farewell to the things we’re&nbsp;<em>definitely</em>&nbsp;not going to miss... or maybe we will. Who knows?"</p><br><p>Defiantly a must listen!!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to a few things we never thought we’d part with—like that old couch and our questionable life choices. Tune in as we give a hilarious farewell to the things we’re&nbsp;<em>definitely</em>&nbsp;not going to miss... or maybe we will. Who knows?"</p><br><p>Defiantly a must listen!!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Naked In Sydney </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Nude Beach , Strange Names , Saint Paddy's Day, Crazy Cat , If You Ruled The World ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from&nbsp;<em>EVO’s scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney</em>&nbsp;(where, let’s just say, he’s tanning more than just his ego) to&nbsp;<em>The Lord of Bacon’s existential crisis</em>—apparently, we have&nbsp;<em>less time now</em>&nbsp;than our parents did. But don’t worry, folks, he’s here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.</p><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<em>E-Dawg</em>&nbsp;is facing&nbsp;<em>PTSD</em>&nbsp;after taking his cat to the vet—spoiler alert: it’s not just the cat who needs therapy now.</p><p>Then, things take a turn for the absurd as the boys dive into the world of&nbsp;<em>strange surnames</em>&nbsp;(you won’t believe what they found), play&nbsp;<em>What Would You Do If You Ruled the World?</em>&nbsp;(prepare for some unhinged answers), and discuss the&nbsp;<em>things that should be illegal but aren’t</em>—because apparently, common sense has gone on vacation.</p><p>Join us for laughs, chaos, and&nbsp;<em>probably</em>&nbsp;too much bacon.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from&nbsp;<em>EVO’s scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney</em>&nbsp;(where, let’s just say, he’s tanning more than just his ego) to&nbsp;<em>The Lord of Bacon’s existential crisis</em>—apparently, we have&nbsp;<em>less time now</em>&nbsp;than our parents did. But don’t worry, folks, he’s here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.</p><p>Meanwhile,&nbsp;<em>E-Dawg</em>&nbsp;is facing&nbsp;<em>PTSD</em>&nbsp;after taking his cat to the vet—spoiler alert: it’s not just the cat who needs therapy now.</p><p>Then, things take a turn for the absurd as the boys dive into the world of&nbsp;<em>strange surnames</em>&nbsp;(you won’t believe what they found), play&nbsp;<em>What Would You Do If You Ruled the World?</em>&nbsp;(prepare for some unhinged answers), and discuss the&nbsp;<em>things that should be illegal but aren’t</em>—because apparently, common sense has gone on vacation.</p><p>Join us for laughs, chaos, and&nbsp;<em>probably</em>&nbsp;too much bacon.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Traveling Gypsies </title>
			<itunes:title>The Traveling Gypsies </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Perfect Egg , Throuple, Bad Sportsman , Caught Watching Porn , Fat Rafter , Heart Attack </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the&nbsp;<em>perfect</em>&nbsp;egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"</p><br><p>In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)</p><br><p>But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the&nbsp;<em>perfect</em>&nbsp;throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the&nbsp;<em>major</em>&nbsp;slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.</p><p>It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. </p><br><p>Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the&nbsp;<em>perfect</em>&nbsp;egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"</p><br><p>In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it’s as bad as it sounds.)</p><br><p>But that’s not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the&nbsp;<em>perfect</em>&nbsp;throuple. Oh, and let’s not forget the&nbsp;<em>major</em>&nbsp;slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.</p><p>It’s an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. </p><br><p>Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn’t learn.</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Shout Out We Crashed </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Brothel , Ghost Town , Magpie Seagull Face , Crashed Car And Motorcycle </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can’t get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she’s just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can’t even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?</p><p>Then, Edawg drops some&nbsp;<em>serious</em>&nbsp;knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a&nbsp;<em>seagull face</em>? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, let’s just say, gets the full “treatment.” You won’t believe what happened next.</p><br><p>Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon — and we’re not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy,&nbsp;<em>glorious</em>&nbsp;bacon… and a few other choice words, as usual.</p><p>Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. It’s an episode you&nbsp;<em>definitely</em>&nbsp;won’t want to miss!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can’t get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she’s just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can’t even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?</p><p>Then, Edawg drops some&nbsp;<em>serious</em>&nbsp;knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a&nbsp;<em>seagull face</em>? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, let’s just say, gets the full “treatment.” You won’t believe what happened next.</p><br><p>Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon — and we’re not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy,&nbsp;<em>glorious</em>&nbsp;bacon… and a few other choice words, as usual.</p><p>Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. It’s an episode you&nbsp;<em>definitely</em>&nbsp;won’t want to miss!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>AI Made Us Do It </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>AI, American Murders , Letter From The Queen , Sharks , HR Department , New Beers </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona  because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?</p><br><p>And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.</p><br><p>The boys also go deep into:</p><p>AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department?</p><p> Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs?</p><p> American Murders: Why do they hit different?</p><p> The underrated health benefits of a good Gin &amp; Tonic.</p><br><p>Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona  because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?</p><br><p>And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.</p><br><p>The boys also go deep into:</p><p>AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department?</p><p> Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs?</p><p> American Murders: Why do they hit different?</p><p> The underrated health benefits of a good Gin &amp; Tonic.</p><br><p>Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dinner For 2 </title>
			<itunes:title>Dinner For 2 </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>69er, The greatest sex positions , Drunk Host, Breaking The Internet </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! </p><br><p>Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....</p><br><p>Expect greatness from the Lord &amp; E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.</p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! </p><br><p>Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....</p><br><p>Expect greatness from the Lord &amp; E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.</p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Aqua Bog </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ocean Poo, Pilot, Viagra , Freckle Licking , Vegemite </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!</p><br><p>The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. </p><br><p>Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.</p><br><p><br></p><p>E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Chat to yas next week !!</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!</p><br><p>The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. </p><br><p>Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.</p><br><p><br></p><p>E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Chat to yas next week !!</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Tumultuous </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Drake, Domino's , Pizza Hut , Trump , Snakes , Jerking For Record ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.</p><br><p>The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down </p><br><p>The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.</p><br><p>Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets. </p><br><p>Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ??? </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week .......</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.</p><br><p>The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down </p><br><p>The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.</p><br><p>Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets. </p><br><p>Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ??? </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week .......</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Green Light </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Brothels , Plane Crash, Big Penis ,Green Light Moment, Jenifer Lopez , Stand Or Sit </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it. </p><br><p>The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face!</p><br><p>E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you do ?? sit to wipe stand to wipe?? would love to know ,also these planes dropping out the sky in the land of the Yank! WTF Black Hawk Down Baby</p><br><p>Hey want a big sausage ???? turns out that your partner doesn't ?? medium sausages are the preference go figure?? seems different to the vids we watch on the internet ..., #PHIUB  </p><br><p>Like always chat to ya next week </p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it. </p><br><p>The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face!</p><br><p>E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you do ?? sit to wipe stand to wipe?? would love to know ,also these planes dropping out the sky in the land of the Yank! WTF Black Hawk Down Baby</p><br><p>Hey want a big sausage ???? turns out that your partner doesn't ?? medium sausages are the preference go figure?? seems different to the vids we watch on the internet ..., #PHIUB  </p><br><p>Like always chat to ya next week </p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Social Cats </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere!</p><br><p>The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground.</p><br><p>Mr- Dawg .... has introduced a second pussy ... wow mind out the gutter a pussy cat ... they say life starts when you have 2 pussy's to please time will tell if this was a good YES decision.</p><br><p>In general the lads talk about the socials game with tiktok getting banned in the U.S for about 3 seconds to it now being American owned ... From the absolutely wild scenes that are on MR Musks X its like a naked advertising platform ... and we are subscribed lol mite need one of Elons Chips in the brain to function with it !!!!</p><br><p>Anyway Like always ... got a story a yarn ... a topic send it through ... </p><br><p>Peace Out From The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere!</p><br><p>The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground.</p><br><p>Mr- Dawg .... has introduced a second pussy ... wow mind out the gutter a pussy cat ... they say life starts when you have 2 pussy's to please time will tell if this was a good YES decision.</p><br><p>In general the lads talk about the socials game with tiktok getting banned in the U.S for about 3 seconds to it now being American owned ... From the absolutely wild scenes that are on MR Musks X its like a naked advertising platform ... and we are subscribed lol mite need one of Elons Chips in the brain to function with it !!!!</p><br><p>Anyway Like always ... got a story a yarn ... a topic send it through ... </p><br><p>Peace Out From The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Gushing </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>California Fires , Conspiracy , Mining Town , Squirters, Biggest Junk </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie. </p><br><p>It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's  to get your grip on ...... rumour has it they used these techniques to put out the Cali fires. </p><br><p>Speaking of the California fires .. man has there been some conspiracy theories about that!! from shutting off the water ... cancelling insurance .. our boy Mel G has all the gossip . What's your theory ??? </p><br><p>Some banger topics anyway legends !!</p><br><p>if your keen to get on the show send those msgs and recordings through </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie. </p><br><p>It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's  to get your grip on ...... rumour has it they used these techniques to put out the Cali fires. </p><br><p>Speaking of the California fires .. man has there been some conspiracy theories about that!! from shutting off the water ... cancelling insurance .. our boy Mel G has all the gossip . What's your theory ??? </p><br><p>Some banger topics anyway legends !!</p><br><p>if your keen to get on the show send those msgs and recordings through </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Plane Jane </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2025 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week....</p><br><p>2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed.</p><br><p>Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week....</p><br><p>2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed.</p><br><p>Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Best Of 2024 </title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 21:00:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Best In The World </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!</p><br><p>Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as.. </p><br><p>The UnPro Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!</p><br><p>Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as.. </p><br><p>The UnPro Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Jingle Our Balls Santa Is Coming </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2024 21:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Xmas Special The Worlds Best Present </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !! </p><br><p>Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ...</p><br><p>Enjoy the yarns </p><br><p>See yas in the new year </p><br><p>Cheers </p><p>Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !! </p><br><p>Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ...</p><br><p>Enjoy the yarns </p><br><p>See yas in the new year </p><br><p>Cheers </p><p>Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Beat The Heat </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 21:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hottest Day In Podcast History , Best Drinks , Sayings , Dad Jokes , Comedy </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!!  we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger.</p><br><p>Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer . </p><br><p>The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into a new trade plumbing some say he is good with fondling pipes.</p><br><p>Mr Dawg heads past the adult mega super store ... are things BIG in there or is it just super comprehensive??? let us know .</p><br><p>We dive back into slang topics ..... Shot of whisky .... Cocktails learn the origin ... it may change the way you view them </p><br><p>DUI can you say the alphabet backwards you should try its harder sober then you think ? Ever been kicked out of venue ??? send it in as Uncle Dan Andrews has been kicked out of all venues hahaha sucks when the shoe is on the other foot. </p><br><p>.... 1 week to Xmas WTF where has the year gone ??? that being said next episode is our Xmas Ep so if you have something Christmas related send that through ... If you wanna give ya flog mate a shout out send it in .... You want to pay out the Lord Short Cut send it in .... get involved use mad dawgs </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!!  we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger.</p><br><p>Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer . </p><br><p>The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into a new trade plumbing some say he is good with fondling pipes.</p><br><p>Mr Dawg heads past the adult mega super store ... are things BIG in there or is it just super comprehensive??? let us know .</p><br><p>We dive back into slang topics ..... Shot of whisky .... Cocktails learn the origin ... it may change the way you view them </p><br><p>DUI can you say the alphabet backwards you should try its harder sober then you think ? Ever been kicked out of venue ??? send it in as Uncle Dan Andrews has been kicked out of all venues hahaha sucks when the shoe is on the other foot. </p><br><p>.... 1 week to Xmas WTF where has the year gone ??? that being said next episode is our Xmas Ep so if you have something Christmas related send that through ... If you wanna give ya flog mate a shout out send it in .... You want to pay out the Lord Short Cut send it in .... get involved use mad dawgs </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Blind Man </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 21:00:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Big 60 ,The Greatest Beer Ever Drops , Eye Falls Out , Conjoined Twins </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!! </p><br><p>Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated ....</p><br><p>Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and the Cut has been let loose on the world ... look out !!!</p><br><p>Evo goes ticks all the boxes this week with the mystery beer ! dives in to his love of tight asses and hits us with the right amount of peach! Must have been all that rocking out at Green Spoon that helped ... or was it the Prosecco ??? </p><br><p>Mr Dawg ... he has gone off to surgery ... turns out a face lift is a thing .... accelerating his modelling career he gets the full Blue Steel facelift lip pout ..... Jokes he had his eye balls cut up!!! and was in an absolute state !! </p><br><p>Legends we are a Midges ball hair away from The BIG Man In RED coming to visit us so send in those worse Xmas present you have ever been given </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week !!!  </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!! </p><br><p>Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated ....</p><br><p>Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and the Cut has been let loose on the world ... look out !!!</p><br><p>Evo goes ticks all the boxes this week with the mystery beer ! dives in to his love of tight asses and hits us with the right amount of peach! Must have been all that rocking out at Green Spoon that helped ... or was it the Prosecco ??? </p><br><p>Mr Dawg ... he has gone off to surgery ... turns out a face lift is a thing .... accelerating his modelling career he gets the full Blue Steel facelift lip pout ..... Jokes he had his eye balls cut up!!! and was in an absolute state !! </p><br><p>Legends we are a Midges ball hair away from The BIG Man In RED coming to visit us so send in those worse Xmas present you have ever been given </p><br><p>Chat to yas next week !!!  </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Worst Injuries </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 21:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cheetah Piss, Broken Bones , Blown Up , Car Accident , Mystery Beer </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild .... </p><br><p>Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ???? </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us </p><br><p>Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs B pushing the delete button on both ankles the lads talk through there most hectic injuries ... from cricket balls to the face , explosions , Car accidents .. you name it its happened and some of it is WILD.</p><br><p>Christmas is coming ... The jolly fat man ... No not E-dawg .. send us those worst xmas gifts you have. received I'm sure you have the old mother in-law that hates ya face and gets you something worse then a lynx pack. </p><br><p>Anyway legends chat to yas next week for the BIG 60 </p><br><p>Much love the UnPro Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild .... </p><br><p>Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ???? </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us </p><br><p>Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs B pushing the delete button on both ankles the lads talk through there most hectic injuries ... from cricket balls to the face , explosions , Car accidents .. you name it its happened and some of it is WILD.</p><br><p>Christmas is coming ... The jolly fat man ... No not E-dawg .. send us those worst xmas gifts you have. received I'm sure you have the old mother in-law that hates ya face and gets you something worse then a lynx pack. </p><br><p>Anyway legends chat to yas next week for the BIG 60 </p><br><p>Much love the UnPro Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Pluck Yew </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 21:00:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Rude Finger Origin , Mike Tyson , Bonnie Blue , Schoolies , Toolies , New iPhone 17 </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat..</p><br><p>Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!!</p><br><p>Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ???? the up yours pal ??? the bird ??? well we have dug through the history books and it all makes sense now ....</p><br><p>We have a massive announcement ... you can keep listening to our show and still go to heaven ... that's right a church in Mexico is selling land in heaven for as little as $100 a square meter !! mad not to have 1000m of that. </p><br><p>And Mr Dawg ... gets the latest gossip from Steve Jobs ... Apples new iPhone 17 is going to have a sprinkle of the Elon Musk in it !! Starling baby !! don't see ya Google or Samsung phones doing that ??? or maybe they are regardless Apple for the Win </p><br><p>Stay tuned for next week one of the lads gets Knighted ... don't miss that </p><br><p>Cheers Legends </p><br><p>Much love the Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat..</p><br><p>Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!!</p><br><p>Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ???? the up yours pal ??? the bird ??? well we have dug through the history books and it all makes sense now ....</p><br><p>We have a massive announcement ... you can keep listening to our show and still go to heaven ... that's right a church in Mexico is selling land in heaven for as little as $100 a square meter !! mad not to have 1000m of that. </p><br><p>And Mr Dawg ... gets the latest gossip from Steve Jobs ... Apples new iPhone 17 is going to have a sprinkle of the Elon Musk in it !! Starling baby !! don't see ya Google or Samsung phones doing that ??? or maybe they are regardless Apple for the Win </p><br><p>Stay tuned for next week one of the lads gets Knighted ... don't miss that </p><br><p>Cheers Legends </p><br><p>Much love the Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 21:00:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Twitter , X , Toyota Prado 250 Series , The Kid Laroi , Pauline Hansen , Trump </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well Legends !!! The lads are still recovering from the old liver punishment weekend ...... they have a chance to check out the new Prado 250 series !!!! hmmmm what's your thoughts on it ??? ours ... are strange.</p><br><p>Donald is in like a duck ... means way more material for us lol but what's it mean for the world ? would he team up with Pauline and raise hell..</p><br><p>Shark man ... The Chicken F*%$cking husband , The Kid Laroi , Amber Heard and X ... Bit going on this episode so get those ears primed for greatness. </p><br><p>We step into a new studio but is it a thing ??? wait to hear the yarns on this ..... Next week </p><br><p>As always shout out to all use legends listening and shout out to all the good people that keep these episodes rolling !</p><br><p>Cheers The UnPro Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Cooked </title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 02:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Huge Weekend Wrap Up </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!!</p><br><p>Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride.</p><br><p>Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters &amp; Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and adventure show. </p><br><p>We can't wait to do it all again next year and massive shout out to Wildtrak Leisure &amp; Colman for putting on such a sick event down there in the Content Creator Zone. </p><br><p>Yew Much Love The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!!</p><br><p>Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride.</p><br><p>Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters &amp; Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and adventure show. </p><br><p>We can't wait to do it all again next year and massive shout out to Wildtrak Leisure &amp; Colman for putting on such a sick event down there in the Content Creator Zone. </p><br><p>Yew Much Love The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Return Of The Mac </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2024 00:19:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The After Party , Mac Preston , Harry Fisher , Escape The Daily , LTD</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!! </p><br><p>Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team.</p><br><p>Last day today legends so get down and see us use code UNPRO buy those tickets and lets goooooo!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!! </p><br><p>Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team.</p><br><p>Last day today legends so get down and see us use code UNPRO buy those tickets and lets goooooo!!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Roaming Mics At The Big Show Day One </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2024 23:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! day 1 roaming the show they let us loose !!! and we got loose .... hitting up some of the big names like Cam Wild ... Wild Touring , Char Bro BBQ and even getting thrown upside down in the all mighty D-Max thanks to the team at Isuzu!!</p><br><p>And finishing off the day with a few sex in a cans from our good friends at Off-Track Wines ... what a day and all the fun bits in between.</p><br><p>Get down today for day 2 at the show it will be the biggest and baddest so come say hi us discount code UNPRO at the checkout for a discount come say hi and get some sick GIVE AWAYS </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! day 1 roaming the show they let us loose !!! and we got loose .... hitting up some of the big names like Cam Wild ... Wild Touring , Char Bro BBQ and even getting thrown upside down in the all mighty D-Max thanks to the team at Isuzu!!</p><br><p>And finishing off the day with a few sex in a cans from our good friends at Off-Track Wines ... what a day and all the fun bits in between.</p><br><p>Get down today for day 2 at the show it will be the biggest and baddest so come say hi us discount code UNPRO at the checkout for a discount come say hi and get some sick GIVE AWAYS </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>THE GREATEST SHOW !!!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we made it to the greatest show ever ....oh and we are the greatest show ?? aren't we ??? Anyway Perth 4x4 show this weekend strap in 3 days of us running a muck !!! we have so much gear to giveaway legends so come down say hi and get on an episode.</p><br><p>If you want a discount jump on line order your tickets and use the code UNPRO at checkout.</p><br><p>See use this weekend ya mad dogs..</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we made it to the greatest show ever ....oh and we are the greatest show ?? aren't we ??? Anyway Perth 4x4 show this weekend strap in 3 days of us running a muck !!! we have so much gear to giveaway legends so come down say hi and get on an episode.</p><br><p>If you want a discount jump on line order your tickets and use the code UNPRO at checkout.</p><br><p>See use this weekend ya mad dogs..</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Void The 4x4 Show & Much More]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 21:00:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Bang !!! quite literally it went BANG!! not what ya want when you're on a lap of Aus .... but this is why we brought Nissan's ... LOL but in all seriousness we get the 2 most senior mechanical icons from the industry and breakdown this one ... get it breakdown ... E-dawg &amp; Short Cut get into it with some MASIVE claims to fame..</p><br><p>Evo drops the bombshell ... New Beer sponsor the absolute legend Sand Groper Brewing has jumped on-board as a major partner delivering that wet goodness we love... and stay tuned for what's to come.</p><br><p>The 4wd show ... 2 days out holly demon do we have some killer gear to give away , All our sponsors have emptied there wallets and hooked us up !!! From care car products from Anarchy Auto Care, Tasty Beers From Sand Groper , $3x Toys from Devils Burgers from 8 Napkins and that's just touching the sides..... Come down to the content creators section all weekend long and jump on the podcast and come win some of this elite gear !!! Code UNPRO @ checkout for a cheeky discount. </p><br><p><br></p><p>Stay tuned for all the show coverage this weekend live raw and the way you like it !!!</p><br><p>See you at the show !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Bang !!! quite literally it went BANG!! not what ya want when you're on a lap of Aus .... but this is why we brought Nissan's ... LOL but in all seriousness we get the 2 most senior mechanical icons from the industry and breakdown this one ... get it breakdown ... E-dawg &amp; Short Cut get into it with some MASIVE claims to fame..</p><br><p>Evo drops the bombshell ... New Beer sponsor the absolute legend Sand Groper Brewing has jumped on-board as a major partner delivering that wet goodness we love... and stay tuned for what's to come.</p><br><p>The 4wd show ... 2 days out holly demon do we have some killer gear to give away , All our sponsors have emptied there wallets and hooked us up !!! From care car products from Anarchy Auto Care, Tasty Beers From Sand Groper , $3x Toys from Devils Burgers from 8 Napkins and that's just touching the sides..... Come down to the content creators section all weekend long and jump on the podcast and come win some of this elite gear !!! Code UNPRO @ checkout for a cheeky discount. </p><br><p><br></p><p>Stay tuned for all the show coverage this weekend live raw and the way you like it !!!</p><br><p>See you at the show !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Box Office </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 21:00:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!!</p><br><p>We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ???</p><br><p><br></p><p>Also some exciting news gear up for The Perth 4wd &amp; Adventure Show the boys will be there with all the bells and whistles so save the date 8-10 of November use CODE UNPRO fro discounted tickets !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!!</p><br><p>We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ???</p><br><p><br></p><p>Also some exciting news gear up for The Perth 4wd &amp; Adventure Show the boys will be there with all the bells and whistles so save the date 8-10 of November use CODE UNPRO fro discounted tickets !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Kitchens Closed Boys </title>
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			<itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam .... </p><br><p>Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe </p><br><p>The Dawg has been on tour roaming around in the south meeting the locals and bumping into the wired and wacky the south has to offer . </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut has done nothing this week with having another bout  of sickness .... chest infection sounds more like Soft C@ck if any one has a remedy for him send it in !!!</p><br><p>2 weeks out now legends from the one and only 4x4 show here in our home town of Perth! this year is going to be bigger than ever and we are bringing the whole crew ,all the gear so get down there and come hang out !!! some huge prize packs we have to give away from the legends that support us , Scooters, Live podcasting with use  , the flog box  and much more !!!! use discount code UNPRO to save some $$$ on the ticket price </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week for movie night !!! </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam .... </p><br><p>Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe </p><br><p>The Dawg has been on tour roaming around in the south meeting the locals and bumping into the wired and wacky the south has to offer . </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut has done nothing this week with having another bout  of sickness .... chest infection sounds more like Soft C@ck if any one has a remedy for him send it in !!!</p><br><p>2 weeks out now legends from the one and only 4x4 show here in our home town of Perth! this year is going to be bigger than ever and we are bringing the whole crew ,all the gear so get down there and come hang out !!! some huge prize packs we have to give away from the legends that support us , Scooters, Live podcasting with use  , the flog box  and much more !!!! use discount code UNPRO to save some $$$ on the ticket price </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week for movie night !!! </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Slang Gang </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 21:00:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!!</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY </p><br><p>Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollard jumped right in front of the dog .... Poor bloke drop a comment show that support or rip into him either way we rate Lol . But he did relive his childhood and ripped the top off a few Shandy's </p><br><p>Chat you was next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!!</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY </p><br><p>Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollard jumped right in front of the dog .... Poor bloke drop a comment show that support or rip into him either way we rate Lol . But he did relive his childhood and ripped the top off a few Shandy's </p><br><p>Chat you was next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Costanza</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 21:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wild Weather Cranes & Gina ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny.</p><br><p>Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there.</p><br><p>Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .... but stay tuned for a wild update on this ????? </p><br><p>How's the Intro ??? have your say and hey we may even include a cheeky prize you good things.</p><br><p>Catch ya next week !!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny.</p><br><p>Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there.</p><br><p>Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .... but stay tuned for a wild update on this ????? </p><br><p>How's the Intro ??? have your say and hey we may even include a cheeky prize you good things.</p><br><p>Catch ya next week !!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Sean Diddy Combs Puffy Did It </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 21:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Denmark , P Diddy, Tooth Brush , The Show, Prank Call </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness.</p><br><p>Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW </p><br><p>Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole &amp; Do The Fandango" to the good old humble telemarketer. Would love to here if you could top this ????</p><br><p>Oh and how can we forget The Kings Birthday Long Weekend !!! cheers for the extra day off Charles ... E-Dawg heads to Denmark &amp; Evo heads to The Royal Show for a tantric experience.</p><br><p>Also HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT the legends at Auswide Diesel Services have jumped on as a major partner so some real good things coming !!!! </p><br><p><br></p><p>Chat To Yes Next Week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness.</p><br><p>Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW </p><br><p>Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole &amp; Do The Fandango" to the good old humble telemarketer. Would love to here if you could top this ????</p><br><p>Oh and how can we forget The Kings Birthday Long Weekend !!! cheers for the extra day off Charles ... E-Dawg heads to Denmark &amp; Evo heads to The Royal Show for a tantric experience.</p><br><p>Also HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT the legends at Auswide Diesel Services have jumped on as a major partner so some real good things coming !!!! </p><br><p><br></p><p>Chat To Yes Next Week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Wet Dreams </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 21:00:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Greatest Yarns Ever Sent In </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!.</p><br><p>What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!!</p><br><p>From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between its a tantric experience for the ears.</p><br><p>The Live audience made it for us, and we appreciate all the legends that support keeping the train rolling each month!  its use mad dogs that make it what it is. </p><br><p>We can't wait for another 50 </p><br><p>If you want to be apart of the show send us a DM , Audio msg or nudes lol </p><br><p>Thanks to all the Patrons fro making this event elite , And shout out to all the sponsors you know who you are xoxox</p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!.</p><br><p>What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!!</p><br><p>From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between its a tantric experience for the ears.</p><br><p>The Live audience made it for us, and we appreciate all the legends that support keeping the train rolling each month!  its use mad dogs that make it what it is. </p><br><p>We can't wait for another 50 </p><br><p>If you want to be apart of the show send us a DM , Audio msg or nudes lol </p><br><p>Thanks to all the Patrons fro making this event elite , And shout out to all the sponsors you know who you are xoxox</p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dogging With Dave </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 21:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dogging , Attack Dolphins , Earth Quakes , Dave Grohl </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting..</p><br><p>Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that where out on the town looking for a bit of Jiggy-Jig</p><br><p>Oh and Dave Grohl ..... Potentially rookie of the year .... 11/10 misso and knocks up a side peace! he must eat streaky bacon as his head is all over the place. </p><br><p>Earth Quakes .. The worlds shake up Mr Short Cut brings the facts ... ARE WE ALL DOOMED ????</p><br><p>See use all at episode 50 .... Its not to late to come join Patreon for the details YEW!</p><br><p>If you want to be apart of the show DM all those audio stories or written yarns to out socials or email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting..</p><br><p>Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that where out on the town looking for a bit of Jiggy-Jig</p><br><p>Oh and Dave Grohl ..... Potentially rookie of the year .... 11/10 misso and knocks up a side peace! he must eat streaky bacon as his head is all over the place. </p><br><p>Earth Quakes .. The worlds shake up Mr Short Cut brings the facts ... ARE WE ALL DOOMED ????</p><br><p>See use all at episode 50 .... Its not to late to come join Patreon for the details YEW!</p><br><p>If you want to be apart of the show DM all those audio stories or written yarns to out socials or email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Cut Above The Rest !!</title>
			<itunes:title>A Cut Above The Rest !!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 21:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Bacon Man Gets Put On The Roast </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for. </p><br><p>Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!!</p><br><p>If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com </p><br><p>Cheers Ya Mad Dogs </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for. </p><br><p>Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!!</p><br><p>If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com </p><br><p>Cheers Ya Mad Dogs </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Getting Peggy With It </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 21:00:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Froth Town , Beers , Pegging , MILFS, </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p> Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol.</p><br><p>Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC  hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then  the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest yarn we have had with anyone .... AHH to see what they have seen !</p><br><p><br></p><p>Any way legends take a listen we a mosquitoes pube away from episode 50 and its gonna be a big one ... Check out Patreon to get involved and get on.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p> Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol.</p><br><p>Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC  hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then  the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest yarn we have had with anyone .... AHH to see what they have seen !</p><br><p><br></p><p>Any way legends take a listen we a mosquitoes pube away from episode 50 and its gonna be a big one ... Check out Patreon to get involved and get on.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Bush Rats </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2024 21:00:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Tell All Interview With Young Lee </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats....  </p><br><p>Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch.</p><br><p>Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achieved so sit back have a coke and a smoke with us and lets have a laugh with the Bush Rats </p><br><p>Chat To Use Legends Next Week YEW!!!! </p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats....  </p><br><p>Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch.</p><br><p>Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achieved so sit back have a coke and a smoke with us and lets have a laugh with the Bush Rats </p><br><p>Chat To Use Legends Next Week YEW!!!! </p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Nobody Is Safe </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 21:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Copy Cats , Flat Earth , The Truth , Shit Your Pants </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ... </p><br><p>We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game and some of the worst who you just wanna punch in the throat .... Are we copy cats ???? </p><br><p>The beer king brings in a Blonde German ! what a soft creamy delight .... calm down its a beer Artisan Blonde good drop </p><br><p>Ever heard of a stunt cock ??? Devil Accessory's will hook you up so get those flog stories in and win ... </p><br><p>Hey and we wanna know is the world flat or round ???? get back to us on that one call Elon if you have to we want to know!!</p><br><p>Chat To Ya's Next Week </p><p>The Unprofessional Fam </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ... </p><br><p>We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game and some of the worst who you just wanna punch in the throat .... Are we copy cats ???? </p><br><p>The beer king brings in a Blonde German ! what a soft creamy delight .... calm down its a beer Artisan Blonde good drop </p><br><p>Ever heard of a stunt cock ??? Devil Accessory's will hook you up so get those flog stories in and win ... </p><br><p>Hey and we wanna know is the world flat or round ???? get back to us on that one call Elon if you have to we want to know!!</p><br><p>Chat To Ya's Next Week </p><p>The Unprofessional Fam </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Wishy Washy </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2024 21:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Huge Storm , Albany , Predicting the future , 100k Winner </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it our way .... E-dawg dives in to swear words .... Bit of an expert that F#$kwit, so if any would know the origin it would be him ... Oh and we strike gold! and not at olympic breakdancing actual gold 1 lucky Aussie picked up a 100k nugget imagine that ??? what's your biggest win ??? Evo's is just waking up in the morning pain free, sucks to be old .. </p><br><p>Flog of the week is still up and running so send those stories through and win your self ,something juicy from the touchy feely crew that we love Devils Accessory's </p><br><p>Any way we have to love ya's and leave ya , We have some tantric Hogg Culture Beer to drink </p><br><p>Cheers The Unpro Crew </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it our way .... E-dawg dives in to swear words .... Bit of an expert that F#$kwit, so if any would know the origin it would be him ... Oh and we strike gold! and not at olympic breakdancing actual gold 1 lucky Aussie picked up a 100k nugget imagine that ??? what's your biggest win ??? Evo's is just waking up in the morning pain free, sucks to be old .. </p><br><p>Flog of the week is still up and running so send those stories through and win your self ,something juicy from the touchy feely crew that we love Devils Accessory's </p><br><p>Any way we have to love ya's and leave ya , We have some tantric Hogg Culture Beer to drink </p><br><p>Cheers The Unpro Crew </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Man Cave Break Dancing </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 21:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Aussie Break Dancer , Olympics , Cheated On With Dog </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives  Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into...</p><br><p>The Boys take you through the highs and lows of the olympics and the absolute break dancing master class our very own Rachel Gunn displayed in her near gold medal performance .... </p><br><p>Can't sleep ???? don't stress we got you covered have a listen to what the Nannies use to do back in the day .... Any nannies free there days ??? we are hiring!!! </p><br><p>Speaking of dogs ... don't get a Golden Retriever!!! besides chasing a ball they like a smoke and a pancake...</p><br><p>Following the Us election ?? have a listen to the dirt our very own MR Short Cut has on Donald Trump this may blow the US election into disarray!!!! </p><br><p>Anyway legends chat to yes next week.</p><br><p>Cheers </p><br><p>The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives  Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into...</p><br><p>The Boys take you through the highs and lows of the olympics and the absolute break dancing master class our very own Rachel Gunn displayed in her near gold medal performance .... </p><br><p>Can't sleep ???? don't stress we got you covered have a listen to what the Nannies use to do back in the day .... Any nannies free there days ??? we are hiring!!! </p><br><p>Speaking of dogs ... don't get a Golden Retriever!!! besides chasing a ball they like a smoke and a pancake...</p><br><p>Following the Us election ?? have a listen to the dirt our very own MR Short Cut has on Donald Trump this may blow the US election into disarray!!!! </p><br><p>Anyway legends chat to yes next week.</p><br><p>Cheers </p><br><p>The Unprofessional Fam </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Save Me !!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2024 21:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!!!  back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his traumatic experience of the creepy flog he lived with.</p><br><p>Shout out to our main man The Beer King for hydrating us this week with his own classic ... " Weak As Piss " even Mr Short cut is impressed and shit that's hard to do as he is an absolute flog..</p><br><p>Any way legends  stay tuned for next weeks episode we left this one open like a good movie!</p><br><p>Chat To Yas Next Week.</p><br><p>The Unprofessional Crew </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!!!  back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his traumatic experience of the creepy flog he lived with.</p><br><p>Shout out to our main man The Beer King for hydrating us this week with his own classic ... " Weak As Piss " even Mr Short cut is impressed and shit that's hard to do as he is an absolute flog..</p><br><p>Any way legends  stay tuned for next weeks episode we left this one open like a good movie!</p><br><p>Chat To Yas Next Week.</p><br><p>The Unprofessional Crew </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bad Bunney </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 21:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more !</p><br><p>We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride.</p><br><p>It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us ... Which is a rare talent in its own right.</p><br><p>Sit back and enjoy this one legends its a laugh from the start.. And if your keen to book this legend for any event see below link she is an absolute blast.</p><br><p>Some more big news coming this month guys if you want to see that jump over so Patreon...</p><br><p>Don't forget if you want to enter flog of the month send those yarns through and if your keen to get on the show send us a DM </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week </p><br><p>Ashlee Bunney</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&amp;igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more !</p><br><p>We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride.</p><br><p>It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us ... Which is a rare talent in its own right.</p><br><p>Sit back and enjoy this one legends its a laugh from the start.. And if your keen to book this legend for any event see below link she is an absolute blast.</p><br><p>Some more big news coming this month guys if you want to see that jump over so Patreon...</p><br><p>Don't forget if you want to enter flog of the month send those yarns through and if your keen to get on the show send us a DM </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week </p><br><p>Ashlee Bunney</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&amp;igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==</p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Patreon Campout </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 21:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>One Of The Messiest Nights Of Our Lives </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen </p><br><p>If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer </p><br><p>Speak to yes next week..... </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen </p><br><p>If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer </p><br><p>Speak to yes next week..... </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Blow Dart </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 21:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>New Cars, Blow Dart In The Booty , President , Huge Announcement </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy.....</p><br><p>Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about  his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think </p><br><p>Mr Short cut ... well we can't even remember what he brought in for this episode but we are sure it was useless.</p><br><p>Oh and we drop a HUGE announcement ... Where headed to this years Perth 4WD &amp; Adventure Show so stay tuned for that ..... </p><br><p>Anyway we are off to get pissed off a 50lt keg from the legends Hogg Culture !!! </p><br><p>If you want to send something in about the biggest flog you know DM us Some awesome things to win from Devils Accessory's </p><br><p>Chat to use next week Yew !!! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy.....</p><br><p>Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about  his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think </p><br><p>Mr Short cut ... well we can't even remember what he brought in for this episode but we are sure it was useless.</p><br><p>Oh and we drop a HUGE announcement ... Where headed to this years Perth 4WD &amp; Adventure Show so stay tuned for that ..... </p><br><p>Anyway we are off to get pissed off a 50lt keg from the legends Hogg Culture !!! </p><br><p>If you want to send something in about the biggest flog you know DM us Some awesome things to win from Devils Accessory's </p><br><p>Chat to use next week Yew !!! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Man Down !!! Naughty 40's ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Man Down !!! Naughty 40's ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2024 21:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Back To The Roots... Pilot & Pumps , Micheal Jackson Is Alive ... We Break A Record ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there.</p><br><p>We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy. </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut although not there finds Micheal Jackson alive and well and ready to fondle the mic , Dave Dave aint fooling us ... Oh and we spot a Mermaid in some creepy vids sent in.</p><br><p><br></p><p>We have our Patreon camp kicking off Saturday and its not to late to join ... gonna be a night to remember so check that out.. Thanks for all the love 40 EP in its been a time </p><br><p>Chat to use next week </p><br><p>Cheers </p><br><p>Evo &amp; E-dawg </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there.</p><br><p>We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy. </p><br><p>Mr Short Cut although not there finds Micheal Jackson alive and well and ready to fondle the mic , Dave Dave aint fooling us ... Oh and we spot a Mermaid in some creepy vids sent in.</p><br><p><br></p><p>We have our Patreon camp kicking off Saturday and its not to late to join ... gonna be a night to remember so check that out.. Thanks for all the love 40 EP in its been a time </p><br><p>Chat to use next week </p><br><p>Cheers </p><br><p>Evo &amp; E-dawg </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Back To The Motherland </title>
			<itunes:title>Back To The Motherland </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2024 21:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[1 Out Of 5 , Australia's Biggest Celebrity ... Perth Now Star .... Donald Trump Shooting ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land. Oh and what happened to Donald Trump ??????</p><br><p>Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the legends at Devils Accessory's , Evo brings back dumb news and no its not from Perth Now and well Mr Short cut actually brings some entertainment and some interesting facts to this weeks episode !!! oh and the one and only Beer King Brings in a tasty drop for the boys to wet there whistle with....</p><br><p>And bang !!! just like that we approach the naughty 40's ... and we are about to get wild ...,. Patreon camp incoming so stay if that's up your alley head on over to Patreon and get on that.</p><br><p><br></p><p>LOVE YAS</p><br><p>Chat to you next week</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land. Oh and what happened to Donald Trump ??????</p><br><p>Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the legends at Devils Accessory's , Evo brings back dumb news and no its not from Perth Now and well Mr Short cut actually brings some entertainment and some interesting facts to this weeks episode !!! oh and the one and only Beer King Brings in a tasty drop for the boys to wet there whistle with....</p><br><p>And bang !!! just like that we approach the naughty 40's ... and we are about to get wild ...,. Patreon camp incoming so stay if that's up your alley head on over to Patreon and get on that.</p><br><p><br></p><p>LOVE YAS</p><br><p>Chat to you next week</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Spit & Shine ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 21:00:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hawk Tuah , The Funniest Story We Have Been Sent ... Show And Shine </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready  for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's  </p><br><p>This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Beers on tap this episode thats right we had kegs in the studio ... The Kalamunda stout and because Short Cut and E-dawg are clowns The Jester ...</p><br><p>Quite a funny Episode today with potentially The BEST YARN sent in by non other then Creber to add to this months Flog of the month .... Some great prizes to give away so send those yarns in legends and be apart of the show.</p><br><p>We want to give a special thank you to everyone all over the world supporting the podcast much appreciated from the whole Unprofessional Fam remember to download those episodes it helps us so much </p><br><p>Like always legends chat to ya's next week </p><br><p>Much Love Evo , E-Dawg &amp; The One And Only Short Cut </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready  for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's  </p><br><p>This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Beers on tap this episode thats right we had kegs in the studio ... The Kalamunda stout and because Short Cut and E-dawg are clowns The Jester ...</p><br><p>Quite a funny Episode today with potentially The BEST YARN sent in by non other then Creber to add to this months Flog of the month .... Some great prizes to give away so send those yarns in legends and be apart of the show.</p><br><p>We want to give a special thank you to everyone all over the world supporting the podcast much appreciated from the whole Unprofessional Fam remember to download those episodes it helps us so much </p><br><p>Like always legends chat to ya's next week </p><br><p>Much Love Evo , E-Dawg &amp; The One And Only Short Cut </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ducks In A Row ... Is This The End ???</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 21:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Area 51, ET, New Moon Landing , Jet Scooters </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends... Back with episode 37 from the home of the mighty Black &amp; White Ducks !!! And in the studio this week none only then Swan Districts Royalty and Italys finest ... The Milan Model oh and Short Cut .... 0 Accolades besides being from Northam </p><br><p>Some absolute bangers this week with a few great yarns for the FLOG awards some wild stories From Jag The Joker about the poor duck ... defiantly try some Devil Accessories sex toys before a duck or any animal.</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut as always brings those hard hitting facts and live conspiracy theories to the table, with a moon scandal and some exclusive dirt on Area 51 and Bob Lazar..... ET would want to phone home !</p><br><p>Oh and did we make a purchase of a lifetime ... thats right .... 4x Off-road scooters .... Watch this space </p><br><p>Chat To Yes Next Week </p><br><p>Cheers E-Dawg Evo oh and Mr Bacon </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends... Back with episode 37 from the home of the mighty Black &amp; White Ducks !!! And in the studio this week none only then Swan Districts Royalty and Italys finest ... The Milan Model oh and Short Cut .... 0 Accolades besides being from Northam </p><br><p>Some absolute bangers this week with a few great yarns for the FLOG awards some wild stories From Jag The Joker about the poor duck ... defiantly try some Devil Accessories sex toys before a duck or any animal.</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut as always brings those hard hitting facts and live conspiracy theories to the table, with a moon scandal and some exclusive dirt on Area 51 and Bob Lazar..... ET would want to phone home !</p><br><p>Oh and did we make a purchase of a lifetime ... thats right .... 4x Off-road scooters .... Watch this space </p><br><p>Chat To Yes Next Week </p><br><p>Cheers E-Dawg Evo oh and Mr Bacon </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Beer King </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 21:00:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>All Things Beer , Alcohol , From The King </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! BANG huge episode for us this one as we are at the new location .... The Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swans District Football Club.</p><br><p>And what a way to kick it off with inviting none only then Gorgeous George in AKA The Beer King for a chat about all things alcohol and BEER , From the get go this is a banger with the resident Dessert Slut opening the show with a ripper yarn .... Would ya go down on ya mates mum ??????</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut also drops in for the episode and actually adds value this week ....</p><br><p>This Is the last episode to get your stories in about the biggest flog you know to WIN some elite prizes from the good people at Devil Accessories so send those through ASAP </p><br><p>The best thing about this week tho is finding the best burger place in town 8 Napkins in Bassendean is a banger and will be our regular.</p><br><p>Will talk to use legends next week Yew </p><br><p><br></p><p>Cheers The Unprofitable Team  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! BANG huge episode for us this one as we are at the new location .... The Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swans District Football Club.</p><br><p>And what a way to kick it off with inviting none only then Gorgeous George in AKA The Beer King for a chat about all things alcohol and BEER , From the get go this is a banger with the resident Dessert Slut opening the show with a ripper yarn .... Would ya go down on ya mates mum ??????</p><br><p>Mr Short Cut also drops in for the episode and actually adds value this week ....</p><br><p>This Is the last episode to get your stories in about the biggest flog you know to WIN some elite prizes from the good people at Devil Accessories so send those through ASAP </p><br><p>The best thing about this week tho is finding the best burger place in town 8 Napkins in Bassendean is a banger and will be our regular.</p><br><p>Will talk to use legends next week Yew </p><br><p><br></p><p>Cheers The Unprofitable Team  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Winners </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2024 21:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Perth Royal Beer Awards, Podcast Of The Year , Dogs Eating Fingers , Gonzo Is Out </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Well we did it .... We won podcast of the year !!! just joking you know what we are like lol , We stole trophies at the one and only Perth Royal Beer Awards ... Shout out to the legends Hog Culture for inviting us and showing us a time and a massive congratulations to them for their achievements.</p><br><p>Shout out to Gorgeous George for all the support dead set legend.</p><br><p>Was a massive week from camping to events it had some chill and it had some hectic moments .This was the last episode in the mobile studio we are off to the home of the mighty black and white ducks and are about to start recording these episodes for YouTube. </p><br><p>We hope you enjoy the stories from this one , and like alway send us those yarns in to get on the show and win some sick prizes.</p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><br><p>Cheers E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Well we did it .... We won podcast of the year !!! just joking you know what we are like lol , We stole trophies at the one and only Perth Royal Beer Awards ... Shout out to the legends Hog Culture for inviting us and showing us a time and a massive congratulations to them for their achievements.</p><br><p>Shout out to Gorgeous George for all the support dead set legend.</p><br><p>Was a massive week from camping to events it had some chill and it had some hectic moments .This was the last episode in the mobile studio we are off to the home of the mighty black and white ducks and are about to start recording these episodes for YouTube. </p><br><p>We hope you enjoy the stories from this one , and like alway send us those yarns in to get on the show and win some sick prizes.</p><br><p>Chat to yas next week </p><br><p>Cheers E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Calm Before The Storm </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2024 21:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! Bang  The Dessert Slut opens the show with the best Rap going. We are off to the Perth Royal Beer Awards and we are taking 2 of use legends with us... so jump over to Instagram to enter !!!!! Shout out to the Homies Hog Culture For Hooking us up </p><br><p>Want to win more ???? Devil Accessory's The sex toy specialists have sponsored the segment What a Flog !!!!! .... Best Msg either audio or text each month will win the ULTIMATE in Devil Accessory's </p><br><p>We dive into a few deep topics this week Mr-Dawg goes political with some hard hitting Coca Cola Topics and is loving the latest Facebook Porn pause Games LOL. Evo has been at the airport researching plane things .... Naked men stuff ..... Oh and Mr Shortcut buys 2 new Emus and trades in the horses and jumps on the episode with all the facts </p><br><p>Chat to use legends next week </p><br><p>Much Love E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! Bang  The Dessert Slut opens the show with the best Rap going. We are off to the Perth Royal Beer Awards and we are taking 2 of use legends with us... so jump over to Instagram to enter !!!!! Shout out to the Homies Hog Culture For Hooking us up </p><br><p>Want to win more ???? Devil Accessory's The sex toy specialists have sponsored the segment What a Flog !!!!! .... Best Msg either audio or text each month will win the ULTIMATE in Devil Accessory's </p><br><p>We dive into a few deep topics this week Mr-Dawg goes political with some hard hitting Coca Cola Topics and is loving the latest Facebook Porn pause Games LOL. Evo has been at the airport researching plane things .... Naked men stuff ..... Oh and Mr Shortcut buys 2 new Emus and trades in the horses and jumps on the episode with all the facts </p><br><p>Chat to use legends next week </p><br><p>Much Love E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mixed Bag </title>
			<itunes:title>Mixed Bag </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 21:00:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ostrich Racing , Plane Crashes , McDonald's ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we went wild on this one .... from Ostrich racing to Singapore Airlines Plane Drop to som dirty Bi&amp;%h at McDonalds we talk about it all </p><br><p>Few good laughs in this on ! shout out to our resident East Coast Legend for opening the show , and as always Mr Short Cut for his added words of bullshit.</p><br><p>Check out our latest merch drop guys get a shirt support the good cause...</p><br><p>Like always legends to get involved send something in get on the show or even better hit us up to be a guest !!!</p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week.....</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we went wild on this one .... from Ostrich racing to Singapore Airlines Plane Drop to som dirty Bi&amp;%h at McDonalds we talk about it all </p><br><p>Few good laughs in this on ! shout out to our resident East Coast Legend for opening the show , and as always Mr Short Cut for his added words of bullshit.</p><br><p>Check out our latest merch drop guys get a shirt support the good cause...</p><br><p>Like always legends to get involved send something in get on the show or even better hit us up to be a guest !!!</p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week.....</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Weekend Fuel & The Bomb Chucker Trucker ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2024 07:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!! Just a quick one from Weekend Fuel .... Some Solid yarns specially from Jayden The sex toy specialist at Devil Accessory's</p><br><p>Also what a story from our most random guest ever The Bomb Chucker Trucker from Kalgoorlie....</p><br><p>Such a great event and shout out to everyone involved......</p><br><p>Chat to ya's Wednesday </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends!!! Just a quick one from Weekend Fuel .... Some Solid yarns specially from Jayden The sex toy specialist at Devil Accessory's</p><br><p>Also what a story from our most random guest ever The Bomb Chucker Trucker from Kalgoorlie....</p><br><p>Such a great event and shout out to everyone involved......</p><br><p>Chat to ya's Wednesday </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Can't Stop The Music ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2024 21:00:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Mr Short Cut Drops In To Talk All Things Music And More </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Can you stop the music ???? We couldn't stop Mr Short Cut from going on a ramble ..... We talk through some prevoise episodes and then talk all things music with diving in to what gets us jiving. </p><br><p>We name our top 5 bands and E-dawg goes rouge , Short cut doesn't shut up and Evo takes us back to when he was a teen all those years ago hip thrusting to his greatest picks </p><br><p>Shout out to Reggie for opening the show with that peace of lyrical delight which made love to our ears.</p><br><p>If you got something for us legends send it through.</p><br><p>See Ya's Next Week </p><br><p>Much Love Mr-Dawg &amp; EVO</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Can you stop the music ???? We couldn't stop Mr Short Cut from going on a ramble ..... We talk through some prevoise episodes and then talk all things music with diving in to what gets us jiving. </p><br><p>We name our top 5 bands and E-dawg goes rouge , Short cut doesn't shut up and Evo takes us back to when he was a teen all those years ago hip thrusting to his greatest picks </p><br><p>Shout out to Reggie for opening the show with that peace of lyrical delight which made love to our ears.</p><br><p>If you got something for us legends send it through.</p><br><p>See Ya's Next Week </p><br><p>Much Love Mr-Dawg &amp; EVO</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Good News Week </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 21:00:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Huge News!! Don't Miss This One ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! My Oh My .... We have been keeping this one close to our chests but it's time to drop this on ya ! The studio has moved .... The legends over at the Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swan Districts football club have let us set up shop at the one and only Blue Steel Oval .... Huge for us as it opens up so many doors to really turn the heat up.</p><br><p>One of the biggest things is on its way with episodes hitting Youtube very soon .... these won't be some highly edited cinematic vids but what they will be is a real in look into the show and show guests and what goes on behind the mic!</p><br><p>One way to jump onboard legends is head over to Patreon and join those bunch of legends! as big things are coming </p><br><p>Stay tuned kids and talk to use </p><br><p>Much Love Mr- Dawg &amp; Evo </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! My Oh My .... We have been keeping this one close to our chests but it's time to drop this on ya ! The studio has moved .... The legends over at the Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swan Districts football club have let us set up shop at the one and only Blue Steel Oval .... Huge for us as it opens up so many doors to really turn the heat up.</p><br><p>One of the biggest things is on its way with episodes hitting Youtube very soon .... these won't be some highly edited cinematic vids but what they will be is a real in look into the show and show guests and what goes on behind the mic!</p><br><p>One way to jump onboard legends is head over to Patreon and join those bunch of legends! as big things are coming </p><br><p>Stay tuned kids and talk to use </p><br><p>Much Love Mr- Dawg &amp; Evo </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dirty 30 The 30th Birthday You Don't Want To Miss!]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dirty 30 The 30th Birthday You Don't Want To Miss!]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 21:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We Turn 30 ! Huge Announcements </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! We have turned 30 ...... well again .... 30th episode and nothing beats the DIRTY 30's ..... So strap in for this one from Prince Alberts to million dollar fish we dive into the birthday vibes </p><br><p>If you want to get a chance to come say high and jump on a live episode, the boys will be at Weekend Fuel 26th of May Perth Motorplex running a muck at the Provoked Apparel event in the content creators section !!!!! </p><br><p>Also ...... The studio is no longer we are about a week out from moving to our dedicated studio where we can have live audience and more mad dogs on air... Stay tuned on socials for that.</p><br><p>Oh and if that's not enough for all the Patreon members we have a special event coming up to give back to use legends ! If you haven't thought about being a Patreon $10 AKA a beer shout gets you exclusive Content , Merch and into up and coming events Link Below </p><br><p>patreon.com/TheUnprofessionalsPodcast622</p><br><p><br></p><p>Like Always talk to ya's next week </p><br><p>E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! We have turned 30 ...... well again .... 30th episode and nothing beats the DIRTY 30's ..... So strap in for this one from Prince Alberts to million dollar fish we dive into the birthday vibes </p><br><p>If you want to get a chance to come say high and jump on a live episode, the boys will be at Weekend Fuel 26th of May Perth Motorplex running a muck at the Provoked Apparel event in the content creators section !!!!! </p><br><p>Also ...... The studio is no longer we are about a week out from moving to our dedicated studio where we can have live audience and more mad dogs on air... Stay tuned on socials for that.</p><br><p>Oh and if that's not enough for all the Patreon members we have a special event coming up to give back to use legends ! If you haven't thought about being a Patreon $10 AKA a beer shout gets you exclusive Content , Merch and into up and coming events Link Below </p><br><p>patreon.com/TheUnprofessionalsPodcast622</p><br><p><br></p><p>Like Always talk to ya's next week </p><br><p>E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>ARGY - BARGY ... GET OUT !!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 21:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Arj Barker and all things new don't miss the roast ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we weigh in on the whole Arj Barker Breast feeding debacle !!! who's side are we on ???? LOL joke who gives a F#$kK .....</p><br><p>We talk all things news and relevance to what's been going on ... Also Mr Short cut feels over worked and under paid in our absence from the show and holding the fort while we left him all the work to do lol ... Please roast him </p><br><p>We love getting your questions and your feedback legends so send them our way you pack of filthy animals </p><br><p>Love Yas, </p><br><p>E-dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! we weigh in on the whole Arj Barker Breast feeding debacle !!! who's side are we on ???? LOL joke who gives a F#$kK .....</p><br><p>We talk all things news and relevance to what's been going on ... Also Mr Short cut feels over worked and under paid in our absence from the show and holding the fort while we left him all the work to do lol ... Please roast him </p><br><p>We love getting your questions and your feedback legends so send them our way you pack of filthy animals </p><br><p>Love Yas, </p><br><p>E-dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Holiday Madness </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 21:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>From Karens To One Arm Bandits This Has It All </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! We are back from our holidays and ready to rock ....</p><br><p>Shout out to the legends at Hog Culture Brewing hookng us up with a BRAND NEW beer and wow what a cracker There Irish Red Ale in the 500ml Big boi cans going down a treat.... See below for store locations.</p><br><p>In this episode we have a 3rd eye plugin download about our 3 week family holiday BIG Evo heads east in search of towels on truck mirrors and all things Port Lincoln and E-Dawg sets off north with the Milan Model And hits the Pilbara. </p><br><p>Many Many stories so stay tuned legends ... For those X-Rated Tales jump over to Patreon </p><br><p>Chat To Ya's Next Week </p><br><p><br></p><p>For The Latest Hog Culture Drop Check Out </p><h5><a href="https://www.hoggculturebrewing.com/find-a-stockist" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hoggculturebrewing.com/find-a-stockist</a> </h5><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><p><br></p><h2><br></h2><h5><br></h5><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! We are back from our holidays and ready to rock ....</p><br><p>Shout out to the legends at Hog Culture Brewing hookng us up with a BRAND NEW beer and wow what a cracker There Irish Red Ale in the 500ml Big boi cans going down a treat.... See below for store locations.</p><br><p>In this episode we have a 3rd eye plugin download about our 3 week family holiday BIG Evo heads east in search of towels on truck mirrors and all things Port Lincoln and E-Dawg sets off north with the Milan Model And hits the Pilbara. </p><br><p>Many Many stories so stay tuned legends ... For those X-Rated Tales jump over to Patreon </p><br><p>Chat To Ya's Next Week </p><br><p><br></p><p>For The Latest Hog Culture Drop Check Out </p><h5><a href="https://www.hoggculturebrewing.com/find-a-stockist" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hoggculturebrewing.com/find-a-stockist</a> </h5><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><p><br></p><h2><br></h2><h5><br></h5><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The One And Only </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 21:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dessert Daddy Stops In .... And Brings The Cream </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well Finally .... he has been apart of the show for so long now ... from lil diddys to poems like Shakespeare the man the myth the legend the Dessert Slut himself drops in and he dose not disappoint.</p><br><p>From childhood yarns to the latest shenanigans to some serious chats its a banger </p><br><p>Thanks for listening legends !!! </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well Finally .... he has been apart of the show for so long now ... from lil diddys to poems like Shakespeare the man the myth the legend the Dessert Slut himself drops in and he dose not disappoint.</p><br><p>From childhood yarns to the latest shenanigans to some serious chats its a banger </p><br><p>Thanks for listening legends !!! </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week </p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mighty Chats With Big T </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 21:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Mighty Overlander Tony Stops In For A Tell All </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! The one and only Mighty Overlander stops in the studio to talk all his latest adventures...</p><br><p>From his days in the navy to his television career to all things wild track...</p><br><p>Tony gives us an all acsess pass in a tell all interview this is not one to miss !!!!!</p><br><p>Shout out to the Wild Track Leisure Team for our new podcasting chairs !! Check them out on our socials </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week !!! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! The one and only Mighty Overlander stops in the studio to talk all his latest adventures...</p><br><p>From his days in the navy to his television career to all things wild track...</p><br><p>Tony gives us an all acsess pass in a tell all interview this is not one to miss !!!!!</p><br><p>Shout out to the Wild Track Leisure Team for our new podcasting chairs !! Check them out on our socials </p><br><p>Chat to yes next week !!! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Shirts And Giggles </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 21:00:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We Have A Massive Announcements </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends ... Well Its the week we hit the road for the easter holidays .... but don't fear the episodes will keep rolling as we have some big guest episodes locked and loaded ....</p><br><p>That's right you heard 26th May we will be at Provkd Apparel event Fuel 2024 at the Perth motorplex .... be a great opportunity to come hang out and jump on an episode !!</p><br><p>Take care and have a safe easter and break </p><br><p>Chat to ya next week !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends ... Well Its the week we hit the road for the easter holidays .... but don't fear the episodes will keep rolling as we have some big guest episodes locked and loaded ....</p><br><p>That's right you heard 26th May we will be at Provkd Apparel event Fuel 2024 at the Perth motorplex .... be a great opportunity to come hang out and jump on an episode !!</p><br><p>Take care and have a safe easter and break </p><br><p>Chat to ya next week !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Tales Of A Traveling Wife </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 21:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>From Wild Uber Rides , Walking Rabbits To Shitting In A Trolley ..... Strap In </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! We are back for 26 ... yew </p><br><p>We send Mrs B on The Road !!! a trip to Sydney ... And "boy o boy " does she have some yarns...</p><br><p>From seedy über rides ... Rabbits breaking there necks to the old shit in a trolley ... it was a successful mission lol </p><br><p>Its safe to say we will be giving Sydney a wide berth ....</p><br><p>Speak to yes next week!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! We are back for 26 ... yew </p><br><p>We send Mrs B on The Road !!! a trip to Sydney ... And "boy o boy " does she have some yarns...</p><br><p>From seedy über rides ... Rabbits breaking there necks to the old shit in a trolley ... it was a successful mission lol </p><br><p>Its safe to say we will be giving Sydney a wide berth ....</p><br><p>Speak to yes next week!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dive In To Our Box Of Tricks !!! The Love Box </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 21:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Bang !!! That's half the year .... Well for us, episode 25 ! so much going on in this one legends its not one to miss.</p><br><p>From the epic boxing fight coming up where Mike Tyson Is going to show us why he is a beast at nearly 60 ... To E-Dawg Getting pressured into new pets he didn't want.</p><br><p>And if that's not enough to get your ears listening Evo Finally lifts the lid on The Love Box .... We know use jelly rolls will enjoy this one....</p><br><p>Chat to yes next week </p><br><p>Edawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Extreme Cheetah Racing !!! Sports 2.0 </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 21:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! </p><br><p>Back this week with sports 2.0 .... and we mean 2.0 .... Weird and wonderfully sports , Facts and everything in-inbetween</p><p>To our new favourite sport Cheetah Racing !!! </p><br><p>Send in the most cooked sport you have seen </p><br><p>Chat to ya's </p><p>E-Dawg &amp; Evo  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>All Things Sports </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 21:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[NBA , NFL , NRL, Olympics  & Much More ... ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!!</p><br><p>We take on all things sport and go through some of the best records .... Fails and brawls !!!!!</p><br><p>From boxing, AFL , NBA we cover it all sit back for an hour and get the latest in sports ....</p><br><p>We will be back for a part 2 next week as we have so much more to make you laugh</p><br><p>Catch Ya Next Week </p><br><p>If you have anything sport related send them into the show ...... </p><br><p>E-Dawg And Evo</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>2 Clowns Spinning Yarns </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 21:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Mens Shit !! , Blokes Chats , Comedy Brothers </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Back again with episode 22 ..... </p><br><p>Spinning all sorts of yarns to make ya laugh cry and put ya hands in. ya head lol...</p><br><p>Next week we are back with all things sports , From records to the best in the game !!! </p><br><p>Got any topics send them through </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Conspiracy Theory"s]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 23:39:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Moon Landing , Aliens , Nasa , Tasmanian Tigers </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!! From Moon Landings , Aliens , New World Orders.... This episode has it all ! we got the man himself in to debug these Mr Short Cut ....</p><br><p>Mr Short cut as you know is a tin foil hat sort of guy so no better person to have in the studio....</p><br><p>Send us your thoughts on these guys or your own conspiracy</p><br><p>See ya next week</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Survivor </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 21:00:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Australian Survivor The Cancer Battle You Have To Hear </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Crazy Cows & Trucker To Match ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 21:00:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Killer Cows & Wild Truckers Of The Outback ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Well the title sums up this episode!!!</p><br><p>Macca The Mad Trucker finally gets the dial in and doesn’t disappoint from wild lady’s of the night conspiracy theories to some bullshit about Esperance he will definitely be a regular.</p><br><p>Thats right the Mad as F$uc! Cows … hahaha good yarn about the crazy as cows froM the trip on the road.</p><br><p>Stay tuned for EP20 it’s rough raw and nothing like what we have done!!! If you listen to any episode make sure it’s 20 Evo opens up on a real life topic close to the heart</p><br><p>See yas next week</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Well the title sums up this episode!!!</p><br><p>Macca The Mad Trucker finally gets the dial in and doesn’t disappoint from wild lady’s of the night conspiracy theories to some bullshit about Esperance he will definitely be a regular.</p><br><p>Thats right the Mad as F$uc! Cows … hahaha good yarn about the crazy as cows froM the trip on the road.</p><br><p>Stay tuned for EP20 it’s rough raw and nothing like what we have done!!! If you listen to any episode make sure it’s 20 Evo opens up on a real life topic close to the heart</p><br><p>See yas next week</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>On Tour With The Flogs </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 21:00:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hitting The Road With Good Mates </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Quick little special hitting your ear holes.... We hit the road with the biggest flogs we know Milan Model and the Infamous Mr Short Cut!</p><br><p>Hosting our stay was the wicked people at Honey Bee Farmstead, Mel &amp; Alex rolling out the red carpet for podcasting royalty !!!! </p><br><p>This one is rough and raw but let's be honest who doesn't like it like that..... Lol </p><br><p>Enjoy and see ya on the next one </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Quick little special hitting your ear holes.... We hit the road with the biggest flogs we know Milan Model and the Infamous Mr Short Cut!</p><br><p>Hosting our stay was the wicked people at Honey Bee Farmstead, Mel &amp; Alex rolling out the red carpet for podcasting royalty !!!! </p><br><p>This one is rough and raw but let's be honest who doesn't like it like that..... Lol </p><br><p>Enjoy and see ya on the next one </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>18 Reasons To Listen </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 21:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We reach new heights , New Beer , New Us </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>F*%k We didn't push record but not a drama the poddy gods are on our side and we can bring you this banger with is EP18</p><br><p>The Absolute legends at Hog Culture have sent over there premier new drop the Dream Scape Hazy IPA not even released yet and Holly F%&amp;Lk its a thing of beauty.</p><br><p>This is our last episode in the studio before we hit the road on a little tour of the great Australian outback.</p><br><p>We answer a few cracking questions from use legends and genuinely just talk shit , Take a listen.......</p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week !!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Great Emu War </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 21:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The War Of All Wars </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Well the title sums it up …. Ever heard of the GREAT EMU WAR …. Well that’s ok we break it down for ya! Step back to 1932” with us.</p><br><p>And shout out to BIG Mason The East Coast Legend! For sending that one through.</p><br><p>Is it even an episode without calling up Mr Short Cut for a yarn ? … yeah good answer it’s not ! So we call that flog up for a chat and rip on him … but he leaves us with a few bombs … No moon landing ??? And a BIG Cat Story.</p><br><p>All in all just have a laugh with us and waste an hour lol </p><br><p>Chat to use next week </p><br><p>Evo &amp; E-Dawg Out ! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!! Well the title sums it up …. Ever heard of the GREAT EMU WAR …. Well that’s ok we break it down for ya! Step back to 1932” with us.</p><br><p>And shout out to BIG Mason The East Coast Legend! For sending that one through.</p><br><p>Is it even an episode without calling up Mr Short Cut for a yarn ? … yeah good answer it’s not ! So we call that flog up for a chat and rip on him … but he leaves us with a few bombs … No moon landing ??? And a BIG Cat Story.</p><br><p>All in all just have a laugh with us and waste an hour lol </p><br><p>Chat to use next week </p><br><p>Evo &amp; E-Dawg Out ! </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Sweet 16 </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 21:00:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>From Shit Holidays To Flog Dogs </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! We feel like teenagers again 16 never felt so good !!!!! . We breakdown Mr Short Cuts episode and sum him up as a flog ... E-dawg has just got back from 13 days on the road and my oh my Esperance cops a hammering....</p><br><p>Evo has done F#ck all and worked but has som solid yarns ..... oh and we can't forget the flog dog!</p><br><p>The F*ucko Meter had to go in the bin it was making Evo trigger and twitch.</p><br><p>All in all another cracker and see use on Aussie Day For A BANGER!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !! We feel like teenagers again 16 never felt so good !!!!! . We breakdown Mr Short Cuts episode and sum him up as a flog ... E-dawg has just got back from 13 days on the road and my oh my Esperance cops a hammering....</p><br><p>Evo has done F#ck all and worked but has som solid yarns ..... oh and we can't forget the flog dog!</p><br><p>The F*ucko Meter had to go in the bin it was making Evo trigger and twitch.</p><br><p>All in all another cracker and see use on Aussie Day For A BANGER!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mr Short Cut </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2024 21:00:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Flog From The Gypsy Town </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[The Flog From The Gypsy Town <p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Flog From The Gypsy Town <p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>We Are Cooking !!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 21:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Welcome To 2024 !! Huge Things Are Happening </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well ya legends we are back with a bang !!!! We said we had things cooking late 2023 but now its time to share the food !!!!</p><br><p>We have partnered up with the legends from Hog Culture Brewing !!! and they are supplying the Unpro Crew all year round with the best beers in town... These bad boys are available at a heap of retailers but our go to is Mane Liquor .. Tell them we sent ya and you will be guaranteed to get tasered.</p><br><p>But Wait There Is More....</p><br><p>Because use listeners are the backbone of what we do the legends at Off Track Wines have thrown us a 15% DISCOUNT CODE - TUP15 Apply it on checkout for 15 percent of your first order.</p><br><p>And that's just the first 10 mins of the episode , Evo takes us on the Gin story from origin to moonshiners that started NAS car racing .To the ALL MIGHTY Fucko Meter to actually monitor Mr-dawgs Fuck levels.</p><br><p>Anyway legends start in for next weeks episode we get Lord Flog AKA short cut on for a yarn ... Don't Miss IT !!! </p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well ya legends we are back with a bang !!!! We said we had things cooking late 2023 but now its time to share the food !!!!</p><br><p>We have partnered up with the legends from Hog Culture Brewing !!! and they are supplying the Unpro Crew all year round with the best beers in town... These bad boys are available at a heap of retailers but our go to is Mane Liquor .. Tell them we sent ya and you will be guaranteed to get tasered.</p><br><p>But Wait There Is More....</p><br><p>Because use listeners are the backbone of what we do the legends at Off Track Wines have thrown us a 15% DISCOUNT CODE - TUP15 Apply it on checkout for 15 percent of your first order.</p><br><p>And that's just the first 10 mins of the episode , Evo takes us on the Gin story from origin to moonshiners that started NAS car racing .To the ALL MIGHTY Fucko Meter to actually monitor Mr-dawgs Fuck levels.</p><br><p>Anyway legends start in for next weeks episode we get Lord Flog AKA short cut on for a yarn ... Don't Miss IT !!! </p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Happy New Year You Filthy Animals </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2023 21:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Recap Of The Best Bits .... Big 2024 On Its Way </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well .... The year has gone like that in a flash .... The lads sit down and recap there best and worst bits of season 1 laugh , cry , hug and fuck its all in there!</p><br><p>Thanks so much for the support and the feedback .. use legends make it what it is !!</p><br><p>For all the people who send stuff in and jump on the episode it's so appreciated.... Excluding MR- Short Cut ... Fuck off </p><br><p>We will be back bigger badder and harder in 2024 with some big announcements and some big guests on the show ... </p><br><p>Keep listening and sharing the love guys.</p><br><p>Stay safe and see you in 2024! Chat to use latter much love E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well .... The year has gone like that in a flash .... The lads sit down and recap there best and worst bits of season 1 laugh , cry , hug and fuck its all in there!</p><br><p>Thanks so much for the support and the feedback .. use legends make it what it is !!</p><br><p>For all the people who send stuff in and jump on the episode it's so appreciated.... Excluding MR- Short Cut ... Fuck off </p><br><p>We will be back bigger badder and harder in 2024 with some big announcements and some big guests on the show ... </p><br><p>Keep listening and sharing the love guys.</p><br><p>Stay safe and see you in 2024! Chat to use latter much love E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Jingle My Balls </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2023 21:00:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Christmas Special With Santa </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well !!!! Just like that the big jolly man Santa AKA the Millan Model is around the corner so the lads sit down and talk xmas .... !!!! But First they digest WTF</p><p>happened last week with Evo dropping those huge bombs ..</p><br><p>One you don't want to miss legends...</p><br><p>Merry Christmas From The Unpro Crew and a safe new year!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well !!!! Just like that the big jolly man Santa AKA the Millan Model is around the corner so the lads sit down and talk xmas .... !!!! But First they digest WTF</p><p>happened last week with Evo dropping those huge bombs ..</p><br><p>One you don't want to miss legends...</p><br><p>Merry Christmas From The Unpro Crew and a safe new year!!</p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Bombs Are Dropped </title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>2 Bombshells 1 Podcast </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Wow ..... !!!!! Evo has just gone bang and drops these bombs on the show !!! From Only Fans Truths to his BALLS coping a beating ..... it's nothing short of a shock to Mr Dawg and the rest of use listening .... </p><br><p>Really want your your feedback on this on ya flogs !!! as its a surprise.</p><br><p>Chat to yas on the Xmas Special </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Wow ..... !!!!! Evo has just gone bang and drops these bombs on the show !!! From Only Fans Truths to his BALLS coping a beating ..... it's nothing short of a shock to Mr Dawg and the rest of use listening .... </p><br><p>Really want your your feedback on this on ya flogs !!! as its a surprise.</p><br><p>Chat to yas on the Xmas Special </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Introducing The Sexy Cook From The South </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2023 21:00:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Flog Chef In For A Yarn </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Flog Chef In For A Yarn <p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Flog Chef In For A Yarn <p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>We Are Triggered </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 21:00:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>All Those Triggers That Make Out Blood Boil </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>That's Right we are triggered ..... we sit down and get all those blood boiling topics off our chest !!! From those cyclist flogs on the road to muppets at roundabouts and merging .... The lads go through it all .</p><br><p>Evo can't stand sneezing and is allergic to F#*k!ng Idiots &amp; Mr Dawg hates ungrateful people and nearly made a homeless guy a unicorn .... </p><br><p>Grab a beer yourself , Sit back and listen to the boys spin a solid yarn... </p><br><p>Don't be a flog and chat to use next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>That's Right we are triggered ..... we sit down and get all those blood boiling topics off our chest !!! From those cyclist flogs on the road to muppets at roundabouts and merging .... The lads go through it all .</p><br><p>Evo can't stand sneezing and is allergic to F#*k!ng Idiots &amp; Mr Dawg hates ungrateful people and nearly made a homeless guy a unicorn .... </p><br><p>Grab a beer yourself , Sit back and listen to the boys spin a solid yarn... </p><br><p>Don't be a flog and chat to use next week </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Show Download </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 21:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!!!! As you know from the Special EP Mr dawg &amp; Sir Evo hit the 4x4 show with a BANG !! In this episode the boys download the 3 Day event, taking you through the ups and down , the flogs and the dead set legends.... </p><br><p>Next episode the boys take on some feedback and some questions , get involved by sending a DM msg to the lads on the below link. </p><br><p>Chat to ya's next Ep </p><br><p> </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Recovery E-Dawgs Hurt </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 21:00:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>E-dawgs In Recovery From EP6 Send Help !!!!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends !!!  Well .... Wow Wee episode 6 was a thing! Mr 50/50 absolutely got pumped so we decide to download that episode while we let the wives out in town at balls out bingo . </p><br><p>Beers and pizza no better way to spend a night then hitting up a poddy. </p><br><p>The Wives Don't want Only Fans But F$&amp;#k That we are big and beautiful...</p><br><p>What's your stance on the shout !!! are you shouting beers and getting dogged by the boyzzz let us know ??? </p><br><p>From the wiggles to flesh lights holly ... things take a turn .... the ice cream vagina ... RIP Dave smashing sex shops in the mini minor Huge Fist of DOOM!!!</p><br><p>Not and episode you want to miss legends !!!</p><br><p>Thanks for the support </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Wives Roast Us !!!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2023 21:00:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Enter Our Wives .... Let The Roast Begin </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>WOW WEE !!!! We have the ultimate guests join us this week ..... The Wives .... We welcome the lovely Nic on the show and English royalty Mrs Beckham </p><br><p>We dive into all things relationships and get the wives fired up!! From us not listening to Mrs Becks taking over its safe to say this podcast gets spicy and the gloves come out.</p><br><p>Some great conversation staters in this episode, they will either help you or get you punched in the face.... so listen at your own risk lol </p><br><p>All in all was great getting the better half's on and we hope you enjoy the LAUGHS.  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>WOW WEE !!!! We have the ultimate guests join us this week ..... The Wives .... We welcome the lovely Nic on the show and English royalty Mrs Beckham </p><br><p>We dive into all things relationships and get the wives fired up!! From us not listening to Mrs Becks taking over its safe to say this podcast gets spicy and the gloves come out.</p><br><p>Some great conversation staters in this episode, they will either help you or get you punched in the face.... so listen at your own risk lol </p><br><p>All in all was great getting the better half's on and we hope you enjoy the LAUGHS.  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Perth 4x4 Show </title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 21:00:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We Hit The Show With A BANG!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well E-dawg &amp; Evo hit the big leagues and have the pleasure to interview some absolute ripper people at the 2023 Perth 4wd and adventure show !</p><br><p>Being around absolute YouTubing royalty was super humbling with all these mad dawgs getting behind us rooting us on for success.</p><br><p>Please check out there below links and give all these guys a follow and check out there content , They have the approval of the Unprofessionally ! No flogs in this bunch ....</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well E-dawg &amp; Evo hit the big leagues and have the pleasure to interview some absolute ripper people at the 2023 Perth 4wd and adventure show !</p><br><p>Being around absolute YouTubing royalty was super humbling with all these mad dawgs getting behind us rooting us on for success.</p><br><p>Please check out there below links and give all these guys a follow and check out there content , They have the approval of the Unprofessionally ! No flogs in this bunch ....</p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Question Time !!! Flogs Are Plenty </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 21:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh Legends !!! This episode wouldn't have happened without use guys... Banter aside we appreciate the support its been humbling and we love each and every one of you Mad Dawgs.</p><br><p> But banter included wow wee do we get some flogs that call in .... from The Sexy Chef From The South to Mr Short Cut we have some low level questions which result in hammer time . Shout out to the Dessert Slut for a deep and meaningful one, which we dive into so use legends get to know us more.</p><br><p>And a thanks to Scotty Too Hotty for getting the boys to confess who is top who is bottom......</p><br><p>Chat to use next week legends !! to get involved send your questions to our social inks below  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh Legends !!! This episode wouldn't have happened without use guys... Banter aside we appreciate the support its been humbling and we love each and every one of you Mad Dawgs.</p><br><p> But banter included wow wee do we get some flogs that call in .... from The Sexy Chef From The South to Mr Short Cut we have some low level questions which result in hammer time . Shout out to the Dessert Slut for a deep and meaningful one, which we dive into so use legends get to know us more.</p><br><p>And a thanks to Scotty Too Hotty for getting the boys to confess who is top who is bottom......</p><br><p>Chat to use next week legends !! to get involved send your questions to our social inks below  </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Hot Topics!! History Of Beer Begins </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2023 21:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends welcome to episode 4..... Big Evo dives head first into the history of Australian beers takes us back to captain cook.</p><br><p>The boys put it out there to get some topics and questions sent through but just make there own LOL and have a laugh with it , From getting the snip , to hearing about Evos first cricket game in 13years it all goes down in EP4 </p><br><p>Take a listen legends and thanks for all the ongoing suppourt</p><br><p> To get involved or featured on and episode see below link </p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends welcome to episode 4..... Big Evo dives head first into the history of Australian beers takes us back to captain cook.</p><br><p>The boys put it out there to get some topics and questions sent through but just make there own LOL and have a laugh with it , From getting the snip , to hearing about Evos first cricket game in 13years it all goes down in EP4 </p><br><p>Take a listen legends and thanks for all the ongoing suppourt</p><br><p> To get involved or featured on and episode see below link </p><br><p>Chat to ya's next week </p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>We Get Lucky ! They Accept The Challenge </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2023 21:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Lucky Parachute Interview </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We get LUCKY !!! we sit down with podcast sensations Lucky Parachute and throw out the challenge of staring an Only Fans ..... and they accept.</p><br><p>We also have had our first 4-way , with 4 blokes one mic taking place. Evo back at the mobile head quaters, E-dawg &amp; Jai down in Albany 4,5hrs away and big dong Azza 3hrs away in Margs we pull our shit together to talk shit.</p><br><p>We cover all those hard hitting topics like ATM , Azzas First porno and how this lads find the podcast world.</p><br><p>Once again legends thanks for watching and we appreciate the love.</p><br><p>Chat to use next week</p><br><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theunprofessionalspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">theunprofessionalspodcast | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktreelinktr.ee</a></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We get LUCKY !!! we sit down with podcast sensations Lucky Parachute and throw out the challenge of staring an Only Fans ..... and they accept.</p><br><p>We also have had our first 4-way , with 4 blokes one mic taking place. Evo back at the mobile head quaters, E-dawg &amp; Jai down in Albany 4,5hrs away and big dong Azza 3hrs away in Margs we pull our shit together to talk shit.</p><br><p>We cover all those hard hitting topics like ATM , Azzas First porno and how this lads find the podcast world.</p><br><p>Once again legends thanks for watching and we appreciate the love.</p><br><p>Chat to use next week</p><br><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theunprofessionalspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">theunprofessionalspodcast | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktreelinktr.ee</a></p><br><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>How I Met Your Mother ! We Start Only Fans </title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2023 21:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends!</p><br><p>Thanks for joining us on another episode .... Feels like a 2hr chat .... and that's because it was . Living up to our name we forget to hit the big recored button and had to start again!</p><p>But we are called The Unprofessionals for a reason.</p><br><p>In this episode we dive into starting our new career in Only Fans ... Sparked by a recent story of a teacher getting sacked for making a little extra money..... We also take a dip into our lives and take you all the way back to when we met our wives "Pre Tinder" and not on porn sites lol. We also genuinely just talk shit ... Let us know what you think of EVO"S heart felt apology!</p><br><p>Thanks for listening legends and chat to use next week.</p><br><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theunprofessionalspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">theunprofessionalspodcast | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktreelinktr.ee</a></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends!</p><br><p>Thanks for joining us on another episode .... Feels like a 2hr chat .... and that's because it was . Living up to our name we forget to hit the big recored button and had to start again!</p><p>But we are called The Unprofessionals for a reason.</p><br><p>In this episode we dive into starting our new career in Only Fans ... Sparked by a recent story of a teacher getting sacked for making a little extra money..... We also take a dip into our lives and take you all the way back to when we met our wives "Pre Tinder" and not on porn sites lol. We also genuinely just talk shit ... Let us know what you think of EVO"S heart felt apology!</p><br><p>Thanks for listening legends and chat to use next week.</p><br><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theunprofessionalspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">theunprofessionalspodcast | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktreelinktr.ee</a></p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Who Are We ?? The Clowns ?? </title>
			<itunes:title>Who Are We ?? The Clowns ?? </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 13:45:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>An Introduction To Two Legends Having A Laugh </itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Legends,</p><br><p>Episode 1! We have done it .... In this episode we introduce The Unprofessional podcast ,Who We Are , What we're into and just spin some general yarns to have a laugh about it . Nothing too serious but it kicks this channel in the ass and get the show on the road. And on the road is exactly what we are ! full mobile setup to podcast anywhere anytime . So stay Tuned for weekly episodes and have laugh with us .</p><br><p>To get involved, Jump over to our socials send us your questions/ topics send us an audio msg to get featured on an episode </p><br><p>Thanks for the support.</p><br><p>Cheers </p><p>E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Legends,</p><br><p>Episode 1! We have done it .... In this episode we introduce The Unprofessional podcast ,Who We Are , What we're into and just spin some general yarns to have a laugh about it . Nothing too serious but it kicks this channel in the ass and get the show on the road. And on the road is exactly what we are ! full mobile setup to podcast anywhere anytime . So stay Tuned for weekly episodes and have laugh with us .</p><br><p>To get involved, Jump over to our socials send us your questions/ topics send us an audio msg to get featured on an episode </p><br><p>Thanks for the support.</p><br><p>Cheers </p><p>E-Dawg &amp; Evo </p><p>Legends, welcome to&nbsp;<em>The Unprofessionals Podcast</em>&nbsp;— where absolutely&nbsp;<strong>nothing</strong>&nbsp;is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a&nbsp;<strong>dead set good time</strong>... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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