Xena Warrior Commentary

One Against an Army

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 04:05:00 GMT

After Gab's is injured, poison arrow style, Xena must fight the entire world when really all she wants to do is make out.

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The Bitter Suite

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 04:04:00 GMT

The conflict between Xena and Gabrielle reaches breaking point when the pair are transported to the dream world of Illusia to settle their differences. It's iconic, and way better than that other TV show's musical episode, I SAID IT.

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Hercules - Armageddon Now 2

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 04:05:00 GMT

Iolaus must navigate a deadly but amazing alternate timeline where Xena rules the known world and no one has ever heard of Peanut, yay!

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Hercules - Armageddon Now

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 04:17:00 GMT

Callisto joins forces with Gabrielle's evil daughter, Hope, in an effort to go back in time and prevent the birth of Hercules by killing his mother. Unfortunately it's not as good as it sounds.

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Maternal Instincts

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 04:07:00 GMT

Xena's good kid is murdered by Gabrielle's sh#t kid, but Callisto is there so that helps. TW: Gabrielle sass from me.

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The Quill is Mightier

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 04:23:00 GMT

Gabrielle is a bad writer and everyone has to pay the price, even sexy Kevin Smith!

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Warrior... Priestess... Tramp

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 04:20:00 GMT

A priestess (whose name nobody can pronounce), and a lusty barmaid (Meg) who look exactly like Xena team up with the warrior princess when 'generic villain' plots to destroy the Hestians.

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Hercules - Stranger in a Strange World

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Peanut races to rescue Ariolus from a different, allegedly worse Peanut, and poor Lucy has to be near Kevin Sorbo. It's rough.

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King of Assassins

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 04:05:00 GMT

Joxer's twin brother has plans to assassinate the visiting Cleopatra, but Gabrielle and Autolycus are determined to stop him with an elaborate plan that Xena would never approve of.

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The Debt II

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 04:08:00 GMT

Xena is sentenced to death and Gabrielle feels a bit bad about it.

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The Debt

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 04:04:00 GMT

Xena travels to China for a holiday without Gabrielle, and reminisces about her first girl bath.

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Gabrielle's Hope

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 04:13:00 GMT

After a revolting meal, Gabrielle gives birth to an obviously evil baby, and then becomes one of those annoying parents who thinks her kid can do no wrong. Meanwhile Xena tries to kill the baby.

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The Deliverer

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 04:18:00 GMT

Xena joins forces with Peggy Bundy as she heads to Britannia to battle Caesar; Gabrielle follows a man named Krafstar, who she believes will teach her the ways of a peaceful religion but is probs just a cult leader.

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The Dirty Half Dozen

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 04:04:00 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle battle Ares' ambitious / annoying protégé and his heavily armed / very warm troops, enlisting the help of a band of criminals. Feat sexy metal workers.

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Been There Done That

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 04:29:00 GMT

Xena keeps repeating the day and losing loved ones, some days are sadder than others.

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The Furies

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 04:24:00 GMT

Ares tries to make Xena bump off her mother by making her a little bit lala, but it backfires when they end up on Maury Povich and discover that Gabrielle is the daddy.

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Hercules - Judgement Day

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 05:06:00 GMT

Xena has to save the day when Ares and Strife frame Peanut for being a nong.

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Season Two Wrap Up

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 05:25:00 GMT

Find out the results of this seasons 'most hated' list as we wrap up and reminisce about season two of Xena Warrior Princess.

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A Comedy of Eros

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 05:24:00 GMT

Cupid is so busy being HOT that he doesn't realise when his son flies off with his bow and arrows, using them to create love connections between people, and sometimes cows. Meanwhile an episode of Xena carries on in the background.

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Lost Mariner

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 07:18:36 GMT

Xena challenges the sea god Poseidon, and the laws of gravity, when Gabrielle becomes trapped aboard a ship that's cursed to remain at sea forever. Classic Gabs!

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The Price

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 05:19:00 GMT

Xena reverts to her bloodthirsty ways when she takes charge of a decimated army struggling to fight off one of her old enemies, this really upsets Gabs and so they're in a fight for most of the episode. Meanwhile your host Phil tries his best to tackle the more problematic aspects of this episode, while still keeping it light.

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Ulysses

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 05:38:00 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle encounter pirates, the sea god Poseidon and most terrifying of all, heterosexuality. Also, the Sirens alluring call is nothing compared to Xena's haphazard groans.

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Blind Faith

Mon, 26 May 2025 05:31:00 GMT

When Gabrielle is forced to marry a dead king with a fine ass booty, Xena must work with her kidnapper after she accidentally goes blind.

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The Execution

Mon, 12 May 2025 05:18:00 GMT

Gabrielle is torn between her beleaguered hero Meleager, who's accused of a murder she's certain he didn't commit, and Xena, who's not so sure. Gabrielle tries to stand up to Xena but really, who is she kidding?

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For Him the Bell Tolls

Mon, 05 May 2025 05:07:00 GMT

Love goddess Aphrodite (EEE!) turns the bumbling Jerkster into a dashing warrior and uses him to stop a royal wedding so no one will destroy her pretty temples.

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A Day in the Life

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 08:23:35 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle have to prevent a warlord from plundering one village and the earth's biggest giant from destroying another, while seemingly trying to destroy and plunder each other. Feat sexy baths and pooping.

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A Necessary Evil

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 04:29:00 GMT

Presumed dead, the camp as tits Velasca returns to do battle, forcing Xena to make a sexy but risky deal with her old enemy Callisto, much to Gabrielle's chagrin.

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The Quest

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 04:19:00 GMT

Xena possesses Autolycus so that he can help bring her back to life in time to pash Gabrielle. Meanwhile Gabrielle surfs Xena's coffin and Julie Cooper shows up to be the campest foe in all of history.

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Destiny

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 04:13:00 GMT

As Xena lingers between life and death, thanks to a silly little girl and a big tree, she dreams about her sexploits with Julius Caesar and her first girlfriend.

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Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 12:00:55 GMT

Xena poses as a beauty contestant to discover the mastermind behind attacks on the well-connected entrants in Salmoneus' pageant. Meanwhile Gabrielle sharpens up her acting chops.

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The Xena Scrolls

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:00:00 GMT

In the year 1940, two women (and a Joxer) searching for the Xena Scrolls end up in an ancient tomb where they confront a very sexy God. Feat accents and glasses.

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Hercules - Surprise

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 04:41:55 GMT

Callisto, now languishing in Tartarus, is visited by Hera who promises her one more day of life and a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. What's not to love?!

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A Solstice Carol

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 13:01:05 GMT

Gabrielle's absolute refusal to allow Xena to kill a bunch of people accidentally leads to the creation Santa, Christmas AND Charles Dickens.

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Ten Little Warlords

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 13:45:36 GMT

Uncle Sissy is back and he's made Ares mortal by stealing his big long sword, which leaves him incapable of putting Xena back in her own body and removes his control over the anger of peaceful people, which Gabrielle allegedly resists.

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Intimate Stranger

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 13:40:56 GMT

Callisto escapes from the underworld and assumes Xena's identity in order to continue her revenge against the warrior princess, and to mess with Gabby a little. Meanwhile Kevin Smith is back *drools*

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Warrior...Princess...Tramp

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 05:15:00 GMT

Xena returns to help Princess Diana but there's an unexpected problem: another Xena look-alike, a tramp called Meg, is already trying to supplant the princess.

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Return of Callisto

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 11:54:27 GMT

When Callisto escapes from prison, she sends Joxer to tell Xena that she's going to continue killing, yay! Meanwhile Gabrielle commits herself to a surprising life of heterosexuality, but Callisto interrupts the honeymoon and sets things straight... or otherwise.

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 04:56:20 GMT

Xena and Joxer face the evil god Bacchus, while Gabrielle goes to her first all girls sex club.

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Giant Killer

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 04:36:22 GMT

When Gabrielle defends a cute guy named David (who has nil interest in her), Xena must save her from a double beheading by fighting her old friend Goliath, who is incredibly difficult to spot despite him literally being a giant.

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Remember Nothing

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 04:05:38 GMT

When Xena protects the temple of the Fates, they grant her wish that she had never followed the sword, but it may mean never getting to pash Gabrielle again.

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Orphan of War

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 04:15:24 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle travel to the centaur lands to help them against Dagnine, and accidentally bumps into her long lost son, which Gabby has all kinds of feelings about.

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Season One Wrap Up

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 05:01:13 GMT

Find out the results of this seasons 'most hated' list as we wrap up and reminisce about season one of Xena Warrior Princess!

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Is There a Doctor in the House?

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 05:48:55 GMT

After Gabrielle dares her to end a war, Xena must invent every single medical procedure in order to claim victory.

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Death Mask

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 05:40:20 GMT

Xena finally confronts Cortese, the horrifically miscast and tonally inappropriate warlord who burned her village and turned her into a warrior.

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Callisto

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 05:00:56 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle try to stop a fabulous blonde from killing heaps of pesky women and children.

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The Greater Good

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 14:28:05 GMT

When Xena gets poisoned by a past and future enemy (ermergerrrrd), Gabrielle must take her place in fighting a warlord to protect a village and all of it's precious soda.

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Ties That Bind

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:20:49 GMT

An old/bad warrior claiming to be Xena's father complicates her rescue of a group of slaves, plus Gabby gets pretty good with a pitchfork.

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Altared States

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 15:20:49 GMT

Xena rescues a young boy on the run from his father, who wants to sacrifice him because Karl Urban says so. Meanwhile, Gabby stars in the reboot of Sister Act.

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The Prodigal

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 13:40:29 GMT

Gabrielle takes on the role of leader when she returns home and finds her village ill-prepared to defend itself from a band of men in silly hats.

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The Royal Couple of Thieves

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 05:38:58 GMT

Xena enlists Autolycus and his cheekbones to steal back the property of some made up friends of hers from returning actor 'Dr Darcy', but the duo run into some trouble feat. some furious fingering, and not the good kind.

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Mortal Beloved

Mon, 27 May 2024 05:18:39 GMT

Xena's dead lover Marcus appears on Earth to tell her the underworld has been taken over by a camp bad guy, who has confined the good souls to Tartarus and given evil the run of the Elysian Fields. Xena must help a floppy haired Hades find his silly helmet and regain control.

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Warrior... Princess

Mon, 20 May 2024 10:11:35 GMT

Xena swaps places with her doppelgänger, Princess Diana, who's life is being threatened by a bunch of ninnies. Xena can uncover the bad guys and enjoy some desserts, while Diana can explore her sexuality with Gabs, everyone wins!

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A Fistful of Dinars

Mon, 13 May 2024 05:30:14 GMT

Xena and Gabrielle join two men of doubtful reputation (but thoroughly entertaining) in order to find the Treasure of the Sumerians and prevent the wrong hands from getting the Ambrosia, which grants immortality and makes for a delicious low-cal treat!

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Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards

Mon, 06 May 2024 06:04:58 GMT

Gabrielle blags her way into the Athens City Academy to train as a bard, shamelessly critiquing Homer and Euripides along the way.

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Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 11:03:55 GMT

X-na and Gab-i-elle swing by the Trojan War to say hey to Xena's old friend Helen. While Xena tries to win the war, Gabrielle spots Perdicas, her ex-fiancé, who's working now as a mercenary for Troy, and tries to talk him out of making his own decisions and living his own life.

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The Black Wolf

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 06:00:14 GMT

King Xerxes arrests a group of vigilantes, demanding they surrender the mysterious "Black Wolf" leader. Xena arranges to be arrested to help them escape, though she's met with resistance from a suspicious but possibly sexy guard and an annoying less sexy 2IC.

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Death in Chains

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 05:53:40 GMT

When King Sisyphus captures Death and all of mankind is unable to die - even when fatally wounded, it is up to Xena and Gabrielle, with the help of a new floppy haired friend, to set Death free before the world is plunged into never-ending suffering.

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Hooves and Harlots

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 05:35:50 GMT

Someone is trying to start a war between the Amazons and the centaurs, which Xena tries to prevent after a dying Amazon princess leaves Gabrielle her right of caste.

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Prometheus

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 04:34:42 GMT

Xena and Peanut join forces to free Prometheus, however his reprieve comes with a price. Meanwhile Gabs begins a romance with Ariolus after mistaking him for a butch.

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The Titans

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 04:30:55 GMT

Xena gets a little snarky when Gabrielle accidentally awaken the Titans, including a hot evil one.

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The Reckoning

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 04:30:25 GMT

Xena is set up by Ares to look like she has slaughtered some stupid annoying villagers, who want swift revenge even though their headman insists on a fair trial.

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The Path Not Taken

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 04:31:27 GMT

Xena must rescue a princess (Magina) from a greedy arms dealer before war between two kingdoms erupt; she also reunites with a former flame who maybe might turn good, but probably not in time.

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Cradle of Hope

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 04:30:35 GMT

King Gregor and his nuff nuff sidekick have ordered the capture of a new born infant foretold to take the throne, but Xena and Gaby find the baby first. Meanwhile the mysterious Pandora shows up with her magic box.

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Dreamworker

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 04:30:53 GMT

Gabrielle is kidnapped to become the bride of Morpheus, the god of dreams, so Xena has to go through her Dreamscape Passage to save her friend/lover.

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Chariots of War

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 04:30:16 GMT

Xena is wounded defending a group of farmers and taken into Daddy Darius' home to recover. Gabrielle, waiting for her, is rescued by the son of the warlord terrorizing the farmers (who is very hot).

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Sins of the Past

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:30:10 GMT

Xena, formerly a ruthless warlord, now just a boss, appears on the scene to prove she has changed her ways. While fighting to protect the innocent she rescues a young aspiring bard, Gabrielle, who becomes her traveling companion aka lover.

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Hercules - Unchained Heart

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 04:30:18 GMT

Darphus, revived by Ares, is pillaging everything in sight to feed a monster called Graegus. Peanut and Xena (now turned to good because of some heterosexual nonsense) are determined to stop him. Ariolus joins in but has trouble believing Xena is really reformed.

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Hercules - The Gauntlet

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 04:30:20 GMT

Xena is back, thank the Gods. She butts heads with a lieutenant in her army, saves a baby, and has to walk "the gauntlet." Peanut is hot on her heels, which leads to a confrontation between the two.

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Hercules - The Warrior Princess

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 04:30:17 GMT

The icon, Xena Warrior Princess, wants to take down the "Son of Zeus" (aka Peanut), and plans to use his best friend Ariolus to do it by getting him to fall in love with her (not bloody hard). Her devious plot threatens to destroy the friendship/romance between Iolaus and Hercules aka Peanut.

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PAL or NTSC?

Sun, 21 Jan 2024 12:20:23 GMT

Important information about how to watch and listen. TLDL - We're watching the NTSC version of the episodes.

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Xena Warrior Commentary - Trailer

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 09:25:47 GMT

Welcome to Xena Warrior Commentary, an all new watch-along podcast hosted by Phillip Lee Curtis. Each week he’ll be watching an episode of Xena Warrior Princess in order, from the beginning, and you can do the same. Simply grab your DVDs from the shelf, or if you’re lucky enough to have it on streaming where you are and Phil will tell you when to press play so the episodes sync up and you can enjoy it together. Kind of like gogglebox only you don’t have to look at anyone other than the glorious Lucy Lawless.

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