[After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip?

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Alex Wit from Pixabay

Sound Effects

WindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- License: Creative Commons 0

skiing and snowboarding by Selector -- License: Creative Commons 0

Sledding on snow by Semen Surin from Pixabay

Husky sound by freesound_community (antisocialhermitcrabfrom) from Pixabay

snow footsteps (outside recording) by Nimlos -- License: Creative Commons 0

Magical whoosh by Bryan Jesus De Los Santos Breton from Pixabay

Fireplace (light) by Makape -- License: Creative Commons 0

Grandfather clock by freesound_community (Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli) from Pixabay

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Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Yurii Kohut from Pixabay

Sound Effects

Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

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This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family.

*OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin

Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay

Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay

Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay

Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay

Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'.

Written by Katy Matthews

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Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic

Sound Effects:

Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0

Contains some strong language.

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Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from Pixabay

Sound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0

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It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one.

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Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Sound Effects:

Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0

Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0

Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0

Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0

Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

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This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 

Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound

Sound Effects:

Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters. 

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Ilya Myagkov on Pixabay

Sound effects:

water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0

Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0

waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations?

(We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Premankur Adhikary via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of:

Wales steam train by jrosin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Steam hiss by jesabat -- License: Attribution 3.0

Saloon doors by Robinhood76 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Saloon piano by vdublin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Robotic Whir by PeteBarry -- License: Attribution 4.0

Glass Smash, Bottle by InspectorJ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Cat Annoyed Meow by jbierfeldt -- License: Creative Commons 0

Door creak by MWsfx -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)

Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay

Sound effects:

Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Commons 0

Sleigh bells 90 bpm loop by soundstack - License: Creative Commons 0

Wooden Door Knock by TRP - License: Attribution 4.0

TubeSqueakMultiple02_NTG3 by uwesoundboiz - License: Creative Commons 0

Inside grandfather clock by Rolly-SFX - License: Creative Commons 0

thick catalog dropped on metal desk by thefirecrowd - License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

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An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

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Time to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay

Sound effects:

SLOW BOOT STEPS by mwilkinsss -- License: Attribution 3.0

The world of whales and sardines by dibko -- License: Attribution 4.0

Door open and close by dossantosbarbosa -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

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It's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k.

This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening!

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay

Sound effects:

Wind at door howling 4.wav by Bosk1 -- https://freesound.org/s/217186/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

DoorCreaking10.flac by Zabuhailo -- https://freesound.org/s/214081/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Radio tunning HQ.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/546860/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

[remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- https://freesound.org/s/339514/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

ohio stream 01.wav by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/122585/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Contains some strong language.

If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

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It's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS WAS DUE TO A TECHNICAL FAULT.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Music

Sound effects:

• Funicular cable car.wav by BonnyOrbit -- License: Creative Commons 0
• Cork squeak and pop by 221098HariPotter -- License: Attribution 4.0
• Cement Path Soft Shoe by David_Higgins -- License: Attribution 4.0
• Scratching with Fingernails by danthaiwang -- License: Creative Commons 0
• Hot_Tub.wav by 14G_Panska_Kristofova_Kristyna -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0
• [remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- License: Attribution 3.0
• Water drop - stone by 14FPanska_Nemec_Petr -- License: Creative Commons 0
• waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
• GLEAM-GLOW-SFX-CHIME.wav by newagesoup -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish and Dark Unicorn co-production

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Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember.

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Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Light_Music via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Kimskell / tim.kahn / InspectorJ / spookymodem / Gareth_H / Galbenshire / Edvonaderkas / MWsfx / becks77 / njazzz via Freesound

Contains strong language.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Soothing visualisations that are hopefully amusing, genuinely quite relaxing, and always weird.

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All aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

If you enjoy our podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of https://freesound.org/s/30628/ / https://freesound.org/s/321180/ / https://freesound.org/s/209972/ / https://freesound.org/s/269520/ / https://freesound.org/s/689134/ / https://freesound.org/s/209792/

Contains strong language (but pretty tame by our standards)

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Good_B_Music via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via Freesound

Contains strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Written by Katy Matthews

A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body. 

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Music by u_qhe3hs3v29 from Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Contains some strong language 

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Fran Lanting

Written by Katy Matthews

It’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.  

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Incidental music by Lightning Traveler from Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Freesound

Contains some strong language  

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Selena Mersey

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Contains some strong language  

Music by Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

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Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua crisp)

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Contains some strong language 

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production 

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire, running 13th – 15th May at The Actors, Brighton.

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Read by Selena Mersey 

Written by Katy Matthews 

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org) 

Background music by Inner Tune from Pixabay

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

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Read by Joshua Crisp 

Written by Katy Matthews  

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Main soundscape via Pixabay: https://www.pond5.com/artist/harumachimusic

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

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Read by Amelia Armande

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org) 

Evening Meditation In The Open Air by Antenalosmusic -- https://freesound.org/s/711662/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language  

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.