Unserious Darts

Boundaries

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 18:04:29 GMT

Car camping, a non-libel, darts catering, complaints from Price, and Dave Chisnall’s body fat.

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Constant Clicking

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 17:03:53 GMT

Controversial football talk, some darts we didn’t see, religion, ponies, and health stuff (sorry about the clicks)

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Ep. 78 - Gout!

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 23:34:41 GMT

The new fiver, an injured winner, horse talk, a surprise sculpture, and oversized shoes.

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Ep. 77 - Live From Minehead!

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 17:48:49 GMT

Butlins security, some oche aggro, a Wright intervention, Prem praise, sexism, and Gilding’s misspent youth.

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Ep. 76 - We Are Two

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 16:57:56 GMT

Looking back, a lady 9-dart, star of the week, Josh Rock’s plan, nerve damage, and celebration meat.

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Ep. 75 - Dancers Demise

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 17:18:40 GMT

Tiredness, illness, comment removal, toilets, a noise, and the Euro Tour is back!

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Ep. 74 - Pie Review

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 15:42:12 GMT

A pie review, political leanings, map looking, Price news, and a cockroach comparison.

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Ep. 73 - Idiots

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 18:03:16 GMT

A Premier League preview, Bunting insults us, a Humphries u-turn, and an attempted burglary.

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Ep. 72 - Animal Noises

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:05:16 GMT

Bunting’s fear, tournaments awful and great, new TV coverage, man cave rivalry, and the king of darts speaks.

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Ep. 71 - Hot Wheels Shower Lie

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 17:31:54 GMT

A new oche, a quiz, Bahrain indifference, an opinion u-turn, celeb reality TV, Q-School, and mid-life crisis chat.

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Ep. 70 - Playing Catch In The Snow

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 17:25:05 GMT

Resolutions, wild cards, the Premier League line-up, getting sued, and World Championship assessment.

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Ep. 69 - Adult Podcast

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:19:36 GMT

Swearing and other over-18 subjects, a birthday disagreement, Justin Hood, rankings, and a preview.

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Ep. 68 - Woke Grinch

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 18:02:31 GMT

Shock of the Shock update, Gilding’s boots, some googling, life ban candidates, and sad family deaths.

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Ep. 67 - A Nice Chat With Ned Boulting

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 19:55:58 GMT

Our first interview episode! We have a natter with writer and darts commentator/presenter Ned Boulting.

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Ep. 66 - Naughty List

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 18:22:01 GMT

We look at everyone and everything that is bothering us in darts, from a wasp to punching a table.

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Ep. 65 - World Darts Championship Preview!

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 18:00:44 GMT

Events at a gig, midlife crisis updates, Barry Hearn’s nightmare, Gary Anderson’s chainsaw, and darts.

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Ep. 64 - Sticker Time

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 17:40:32 GMT

Exhibition fury, Price’s missing coat, free dartboards, audio Panini action, and a tirade about the moon.

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Ep. 63 - Cereal Choices

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 18:34:24 GMT

A bad song, stickers, a Littler backlash, talking, a sad farewell, and the Dartsmas schedule.

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Ep. 62 - Draught Investigations

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 17:19:30 GMT

A boozy taste test, some sickening content, eaves, Luke Humphries’ demise, and a weekend preview.

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Ep. 61 - Charming Tradition

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 18:11:42 GMT

Sea-dwelling darts fans, head blood, Noppert’s voice, Pro Tour worries, Premier Beau, and slow walk-ons.

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Ep. 60 - Sisal?

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 17:31:31 GMT

A new board, some live researching, pub furniture acquisition, and a Grand Slam preview.

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Ep. 59 - Let’s Go!

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 15:21:33 GMT

Grand Slam qualification mystery, baby dog dress up, Star Wars, slim Gerwyn, and some blood.

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Ep. 58 - Woke Tables

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 14:20:12 GMT

Spoilers and spoiling, Dirk’s meltdown, Euro Championship preview, Price noise, and Littler loses it.

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Ep. 57 - Boardless Darts

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 16:02:24 GMT

Cooking a chicken, a Grand Prix preview, a game, energy gels, online abuse, and Gerwyn Price’s noise.

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Ep. 56 - Great Grip

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 19:15:21 GMT

A hosting takeover, will talk, racing car darts, Leicester romance, midlife crisis chat, a game, and a meat drink.

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Ep. 55 - Greggs Backlash

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 16:15:40 GMT

Secrets, pizzas, waiter power play, an unlikely champion, midlife crisis talk, changing arms, and sadness.

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Ep. 54 - Don’t Nap And Pod

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 15:30:28 GMT

The return of divorced MVG, a special guest, crazy darts, midlife crisis action, drugs, and some new equipment.

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Ep. 53 - Painting Stick Men

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 14:44:40 GMT

A beer snake, walk-on rage, weight loss, a dream nightmare, and a mid-life crisis allegation.

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Ep. 52 - Ryan Joyce’s Shop

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 16:01:11 GMT

A classic final, dancing, a proposal proposal, a long neck, some big muscles, and trouble in Prague.

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Ep. 51 - Local Goons

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 17:17:56 GMT

Nicknames, some shocking seniors news, a bulked-up cat, and some Popeye content.

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Ep. 50 - Reluctant Episode

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 16:08:10 GMT

A Hotland-based pod, a death threat, down under darts, sobriety, and the Triple Crown.

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Ep. 49 - Fridge v Oven

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 16:57:02 GMT

Do kitchen appliances have feelings? And also some darts stuff…

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Ep. 48 - Blackpool Memories

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 18:17:31 GMT

A bad Nando’s, backstage battling, a Heta lookalike, dirty Gilding, mouthy players, and some predictions.

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Ep. 47 - Two Sad Dutchmen

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 16:50:28 GMT

Stupid rain, a World Matchplay preview, childbirth, old players talking rubbish, and a fantastic tournament idea.

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Ep. 46 - Disappointed Donkeys

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 17:39:21 GMT

Chocolate pasties, qualifications, Baltic Sea darts, over-hugging, acts of charity, and missing luggage.

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Ep. 45 - The Loids

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 19:54:47 GMT

Darts Conspiracies Dot Com, another underwhelming tournament, onstage tooting, and a spy accusation.

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Ep. 44 - Darts

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 19:40:59 GMT

The 2025 World Cup of Darts. Arguably the greatest sporting tournament of all time… discussed.

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Ep. 43 - Gas Warehouse

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 16:32:02 GMT

Splots, snakes, percentages, Pricey politics, and a World Cup preview.

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Ep. 42 - Glide The Knife

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:59:07 GMT

The Premier League still annoys, an annoying weekend tournament, butter talk, pranks, and a useless union.

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Ep. 41 - New Checkouts

Thu, 08 May 2025 16:47:11 GMT

Big Brother, Paul Lim, whistling Germans, breaking Pope news, Clayton’s brain, racism, and nose fat.

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Ep. 40 - Bernie Money

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 20:15:40 GMT

A car boot sale gem, hero Humphries, a night out in Newcastle, a massive bust, and some complaints about prizes.

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Ep. 39 - Humpty Dumpty

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:14:14 GMT

Intro analysis, a Littler fashion deal, a Menzies meltdown, a German referee, and a gaming distraction.

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Ep. 38 - Liquid Bread

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 17:14:59 GMT

Some co-host abuse, MVG bird talk, a stadium pond, sweets, a sign plan, and nine-dart boredom.

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Ep. 37 - Flavours

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 16:20:14 GMT

More behind-the-scenes Modus chat, bounce-out danger, an eventful weekend for James Wade, and some tournament talk.

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Ep. 36 - MODUS!

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 16:49:47 GMT

A six-hour road trip to one of the hearts of UK darts, and a look ahead at one of the best tournaments of the year.

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Ep. 35 - Dancing Snipers

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 16:14:32 GMT

Throat illness, whistling table responsibility, food labelling, and Seniors coverage confusion.

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Ep. 34 - Russian Spies

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 17:14:09 GMT

A hosting takeover, crowd fights, Exeter, cabinet lights, infiltration, and a Premier League preview.

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Ep. 33 - Hiya!

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 18:02:54 GMT

Lockdown lessons, a cash boost, Masters love, a fancy watch, alternate investments, and Euro grumpiness.

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Ep. 32 - No Party For Wayne

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 18:34:30 GMT

More carvery talk, the Masters previewed, MVG’s shirt crime, and Littler’s birthday celebrations assessed.

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Ep. 31 - Get In The Cupboard

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:09:23 GMT

Domestic imprisonment, dangerous trophies, the awfulness of Bahrain, another box game, and carvery chat.

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Ep. 30 - Don’t Be Boring

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 20:35:47 GMT

A look back at the World Championship final, some serious doubts about the Premier League line-up, and a sour apple.

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Ep. 29 - Attaching Things To Things

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 17:18:08 GMT

Our Christmas night out, some Ally Pally grumbling, a semi preview, and a look at some actual statistics.

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Ep. 28 - Roaring Beaver

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 17:52:36 GMT

Unserious breakfasts, a nine-darter, golf moustaches, Gilding’s listening choices, a killer snake, and a chopping injury.

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Ep. 27 - Meat, Eggs, Butter

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 19:04:27 GMT

Embarrassment, a downfall, childhood memories, two theories, a special diet, and more van der Voort opinions.

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Ep. 26 - Mr Sweeting’s Minutes Of Glory

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 17:05:53 GMT

A snapped barrel, a hero comes and goes, a big boy, a dodgy accent, a box, crowd complaints, and more.

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Ep. 25 - It's Dartsmas!

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 17:15:48 GMT

A close look at the Ally Pally customer rules, and a preview of the World Darts Championship.

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Ep. 24 - Kettle Sponsor Needed

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 21:34:10 GMT

The first part of our ‘Game of Throws’ deep dive, with bullet points and everything.

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Ep. 23 - Dartsmas Is Coming!

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:45:19 GMT

Avoiding scammers, Littler criticism, a crying youth, visible balls, and the draw for the Worlds.

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Ep. 22 - Meal Deals

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 21:00:01 GMT

Luke Littler’s refuelling habits, bargains accidental and otherwise, a box, some specialist headgear, and some darts.

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Ep. 21 - Y’Knaa

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 23:43:55 GMT

Exhaustion, a radical shift in power, watching the darts on a phone, more whistler hate, and our night out at Nissan.

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Ep. 20 - Paul Temple

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 21:18:08 GMT

Some confusion, a new Unserious legend, darts comes to Sunderland, and a brilliant 1959 radio series.

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Ep. 19 - Arson Bear

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 17:26:33 GMT

Euro chaos, an Edhousehouse, fatigue, unserious Pooh, experiments, sponsor sadness, and a revamped tournament.

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Ep. 18 - Dog Intervention

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 18:30:32 GMT

Some darts stuff, costume suggestions, a fight-off, and some flying fear.

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Ep. 17 - Fat Darth Vader

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 16:54:11 GMT

Excuses, chip talk, darts previews, the Argos gift guide, and criticism of a comeback.

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Ep. 16 - The Power Of Friends

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 14:20:01 GMT

An outdoor episode, looking back and looking forward, and talking about assorted injuries and car park sizes.

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Ep. 15 - Chocolate Bars

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 19:34:39 GMT

A missed tournament, a moving victory speech, and the World Cup of Darts previewed.

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Ep. 14 - Crime Special

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 19:21:04 GMT

Our serious counterparts, darts we didn’t watch, the World Cup, yawn suppression, and homemade glue.

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Ep. 13 - The Price Is Wrong

Tue, 28 May 2024 20:21:38 GMT

Young lads winning stuff, booze smuggling, a well-tended beard, and the grim prospect of Saudi darts.

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Ep. 12 - Cold Clothes?

Sat, 18 May 2024 19:23:42 GMT

Exams, different opinions, new darts, a good documentary, and Kim’s recovery.

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Ep. 11 - Bomb Jack Explained

Mon, 13 May 2024 20:04:44 GMT

A wasted youth, Huybrechts gets duffed up, Kiel facts, a quiz is renamed, and a Modus update.

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Ep. 10 - Pigeontons

Fri, 03 May 2024 19:10:05 GMT

Insulting tough Scots, insulting soft English, Michael Smith’s noise, a quiz, and some Dutch opinions.

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Ep. 9 - The Leprech-owl

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 16:16:48 GMT

Pronunciations, classical music, the wrath of the Liverpool crowd, and darts previews.

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Ep. 8 - No Free Stuff

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 16:36:25 GMT

Hosting hijack, maximum joy, some MVG s-housery, a new segment, and more darting youth.

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Ep. 7 - Anti-Whistling Measures

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 15:32:00 GMT

Chaos in Manchester, authoritarian security methods, crow intervention, and approval-craving.

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Ep. 6 - Good Boy Friday

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:01:39 GMT

The flattest Premier League night revealed, nemesis talk, an Apprentice diversion, a Germany preview, a glance at Modus, and a rant.

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Ep. 5 - The Darts Bus

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:57:52 GMT

Rowdy predictions, championing methods, airport baked goods, salt facts, seniors, and hands full of darts magic.

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Ep. 4 - Picking On The Nuke

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 20:12:03 GMT

Water theft, aggression, Pokemon Go, leading a protest in sandals, and post-match punch.

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Ep. 3 - Sleepy Time Routine

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 19:15:34 GMT

Players we like and dislike (and our permanent favourite), a look back at the UK Open, a sad darting loss, and more Kim news.

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Ep. 2 - Warehouse Full Of Flies

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 23:05:46 GMT

Premier League reaction, UK Open preview, slap descriptions, a new list, and listeners’ questions.

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Ep. 1 - Luke Littler vs The Times

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 18:40:34 GMT

We look at the in-depth broadsheet interview that the darts prodigy has just given and argue about walk-ons…

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