Buy Our Shirts

Ep. 39 - church milfs

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 18:29:24 GMT

if you're lookin' for 'em, that's where they are, but you didn't hear it from me. these two shirtheads talk a little philosophy, gender equality in the church, and carpenter jeans today. do you remember?

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Ep. 38 - late night, come home

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 19:40:13 GMT

work sucks, i know. slap a pizza down o nthe grill, it's time to buy our shirts. make sure your internet is down and vc your friends because it's time to listen to a mf podcast. happy friYAY.

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Ep. 37 - the amanda shirt

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 17:17:21 GMT

bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum. welcome to the shirt show, buy one or get out.

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Ep. 36 - hoMEOWner

Sat, 27 Aug 2022 01:56:43 GMT

well, he did it. he really did it. he bought a house. i'm so proud of my boy, investing in real estate and whatnot.

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Ep. 35 - road trip

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:23:00 GMT

hey folks, it's been a minute. thanks for sticking around. it's a special, road trip episode of buy our shirts where i accompany dylan for a short segment of his very long journey from one side of the country to another. we fought through some poor cell service but came out the other end with a banger episode of the pod. hope you enjoy!

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Ep. 34 - UNIONIZE

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:53:17 GMT

it was another debate for the ages, but what if it was more of a friendly exchange of ideas about what would make the best system of economics? is that fun to listen to? hell if i know. it's buy our shirts, baby.

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Ep. 33 - furry wedding

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:19:58 GMT

all in all it was a pretty good ep. watched a few videos of people doing drugs, talk about vices, different chapters of our lives, just trucking along. thanks for waiting.

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Ep. 32 - ctrl+z

Mon, 16 May 2022 16:59:03 GMT

remember when we didn't talk about that guy? we recorded this episode a week ago and i didn't edit it for a whole week, kind of amazing if you ask me. also i barely edit this thing, which is hilarious, the whole process takes like five minutes. happy monday.

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Ep. 31 - buy our sh*rts

Mon, 02 May 2022 20:56:09 GMT

we talk abotu some stuff byyyyyeeeeeee

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Ep. 30 - mortages

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 19:45:22 GMT

I can't believe we've done thirty episodes of this bs. Um, I'm doing better I think. I feel like there was something I was supposed to edit out of this episode but I can't remember what it was and I'm not about to listen to this whole episode again so if there's something offensive just DM me and I'll apologize or tell you to get over it - peace.

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Ep. 29 - red lobster

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 17:58:59 GMT

shout to my dylan, he's been working hard as shit and getting another job so he can move to new york city, show him some love and laugh at his jokes this ep.

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Ep. 28 - nihilism

Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:17:26 GMT

to make up for last week the shirt buyers get into the nitty gritty of their personal beliefs on philosophy, politics, and economics and trust me - it sucks.

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Ep. 27 - chode episode

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:27:31 GMT

haha hi, so the recording software didn't pick up my microphone and i didn't notice it until halfway through the episode so it's a short one this week. we missed some good bits and it's a little disheartening but we'll be back next time with more zany goofs.

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Ep. 26 - irl podcast

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 15:51:47 GMT

we took some time off, if you missed us we have a special treat: we recorded this episode TOGETHER when we were IN THE ROOM WITH EACH OTHER which is a special treat because we live in different places and do the show remotely. we recorded this like a week ago and tbh i can't remember anything we talked about really so hopefully it's nothing embarassing or offensive because i did not listen to it.

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Ep. 25 - dylan checks on his potatoes

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 18:55:37 GMT

wow i was worried this one would be boring and it still probably is but not by my standards. we definitely talked for an hour, that's for sure. i think we talked about 50 shades of grey, wow what a great time. i've been down and depressed, i didn't think i would be able to do a pod this week but i did it and i don't think you can even tell i'm sad so that's good. hope you enjoy.

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Ep. 24 - homeschool bowling league

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 22:14:04 GMT

the shirt kids have on their first guest - Philip Amos. the band is back together and we reminisce about the good ole old days in the south. we remember the food fight where rain almost vomited and talk about the state and future of comedy and what it might be like to live in a post-humor society in a world that is becoming more corporatized every day (and is that a good thing or a bad thing).

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Ep. 23 - 4chan marauders

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 22:56:41 GMT

the shirt kids are at it again and this time they went to the forbidden zone. that's right: 4chan. they check out some fascist music and shoot the breeze about audiophilia. rain - as always - remarks about how deep her voice is and will continue to do so until she does voice training. ty ily <3

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Ep. 22 - schindler's list and chill

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 17:47:29 GMT

dylan and rain go through the AFI's Top 100 Films list and give their reviews of the ones they've seen. they also break down the psychology behind real-doll hobbyists and the art of conversation. shout out to chattanooga.

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Ep. 21 - hometown del taco

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 20:28:30 GMT

the Shirt Sellers debate if there is del taco in fort oglethorpe and when it opened.

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Ep. 20 - baby's first credit card

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:46:39 GMT

rain advises dylan on applying for credit cards and boosting your credit score and some riveting commentary on the state of covid and the opiod crisis.

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Ep. 19 - dilating

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 19:29:50 GMT

dylan knows a lot about neo-gynecology and gives some sick recs to the trans community.

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Ep. 18 - mustang ranch

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 03:12:23 GMT

hey howdy ho, it's buy our shirts and it's the thanksgiving episode but now it's not thanksgiving anymore but we recorded basically on thanksgiving so that was kind of the theme or we talked about for a minute or two i can't remember, thanks bye.

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Ep. 17 - rain loses it at the end

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 01:01:49 GMT

oh boy what an ep. we just kinda shoot the shit, we chill out and we're cool haha yeah.

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Ep. 16 - crying on the stand

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:49:30 GMT

ohhhh it's a spicy one, talkin' about kyle rittenhouse on trial and astroworld festival (aka astrofest) and also some trade union stuff, usual shit.

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Ep. 15 - the hot take episode

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 15:36:43 GMT

dylan and rain go mano y mano, swapping hot takes on this spicy episode of Buy Our friggin Shirts.

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Ep. 14 - it was all a dream...

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 23:10:14 GMT

... i used to read nickelodeon magazine. i forgot what we talked about this episode,. probably work and shit, throwing up and pooping or whatever. hope you like it.

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Ep. 13 - the self-driving car debate

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 21:47:47 GMT

we said there might be intro music and guess what! there isn't. but it's in the works, should be ready by next week, so you'll have to listen to just the rest of the podcast this week. i know, it sucks. dylan's audio is quiet for the first 15 minutes or so, that was rain's fault. she forgot to set the levels in the beginning and didn't notice until they'd already been recording. what a fool.

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Ep. 12 - trans vs. chappelle

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 21:39:46 GMT

your favorite laborers get a liiiittle topical and go in on the new dave chappelle special. rain has feelings, dylan has thoughts. rain says "like" and has a hard time articulating thoughts but thinks she's getting better, we'll see. RIP Iron Dog.

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Ep. 11 - the old college try

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:50:14 GMT

we actually put work into this episode, not sure if it shows, but it's the thought that counts, i guess. unless it sucks, then it doesn't count at all, but whatever, we're gonna keep going. thanks 4 listening

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Ep. 10 - dylan speaks

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 20:46:41 GMT

apologies for my mic buzzing. i might get a new one if i feel like it. anyway, i was low energy this ep and dylan really carried it, so kudos to him. i'll do better next time.

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Ep. 9 - the next part

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 20:35:19 GMT

sometimes you spend all your energy getting there and when you get there you have no energy left and it takes energy to stay there, them's the rules, partner.

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Ep 8. - joker spoilers

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 14:53:31 GMT

we recorded last night and I already forgot what we talked about lol i just remembered at the time this would be a good name for the ep. if you're listening hi, shoot me a dm if you see this and i will send you a kissy face emoji for free.

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Ep. 7 - we never left (but we're back)

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 11:52:40 GMT

skip the first like 20 minutes if you don't want to hear us set up audio, don't skip if you're into that shit. anyway we took two weeks off to think about the trajectory of our shitty lives and we came up with nothing so we're back to podcasting, very chekhovian.

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Ep. 6 - buzzy the mic

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 15:30:20 GMT

is the microphone makin that noise or is there a lightning bug stuck in my throat?

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Ep. 5 - southern memories

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 22:09:48 GMT

inside baseball with the fort oglethorpe boys. never forget golden corral.

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Ep. 4 - zen and the art of vape rig maintenance

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 16:04:53 GMT

hangin' out by the bridge, smokin' cigarettes, eating wally's, committing suicide in front of a bunch of people, now that's praxis.

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Ep. 3 - the stinkiest little butthole in texas

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 03:41:24 GMT

do you ever see someone wearing a weird shirt and then you worry they'll think you're staring, but you kind of are because their shirt is so weird and you want to just keep looking at it and it's like, "why'd you wear such a weird shirt if you were going to get huffy over me looking at it for a second, excuse me!"

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Ep. 2 - more things to talk about

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 12:51:23 GMT

did you ever have a dream that s- that, that you, um, you had, you'd, you... you had, you could, you would, you'd do, you want, you could do so, you, you'd do, could, you'd want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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Ep. 1 - a show with an ending

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 00:48:39 GMT

if you're listening to this you're too nice. seriously, practice better discretion with the things you listen to.

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