60 acast.com DG SLEEP https://www.dgsleep.eu en Not Now Productions Sleep,ASMR,European Union ,Legislation,Insomnia,Boring,European Commission DG Sleep Satire for sleepyheads Embrace the sleep-inducing power of EU legislation.

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]]> false Not Now Productions info+666ff46604c1430012fba175@mg-eu.acast.com 666ff46604c1430012fba175 dgsleep episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/666ff46604c1430012fba175/1718719982329-6cc428917b8ebad7d935f1940b621141.jpeg https://www.dgsleep.eu DG SLEEP The 1974 Export Levies on Rice The 1974 Export Levies on Rice Tue, 07 Apr 2026 17:41:36 GMT 14:23 69d541d0086c93c18b3dfe40 false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 69d541d0086c93c18b3dfe40 666ff46604c1430012fba175 the-1974-export-levies-on-rice full 1 12 Tonight we bring you Regulation (EEC) No 2291/74 of the Commission fixing the 1974 export levies on rice.

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]]> Tonight we bring you Regulation (EEC) No 2291/74 of the Commission fixing the 1974 export levies on rice.

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]]> Christmas special Christmas special Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:37:46 GMT 16:22 694aa93a07910b1244e3abdf false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 694aa93a07910b1244e3abdf 666ff46604c1430012fba175 christmas-special full Gather round the crackling fireplace and learn of the many merry customs tariffs on Christmas decorations.



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]]> Gather round the crackling fireplace and learn of the many merry customs tariffs on Christmas decorations.



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]]> The Cucumber Regulation The Cucumber Regulation Fri, 28 Nov 2025 23:20:22 GMT 31:38 692a2e36635c16d64091db2c false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 692a2e36635c16d64091db2c 666ff46604c1430012fba175 the-cucumber-regulation Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88 of 15 June 1988 laying down quality standards for cucumbers full By populist demand. Rules on cucumber shapes and sizings. The world famous Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88.

Regulation available: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A31988R1677&qid=1764364062932

ATLAS Magazine 2019: THE EUROPEAN CUCUMBER-REGULATION: The straight and narrow

European Commission press release: The return of the bendy cucumber: 'wonky' fruit and vegetables back on sale from 1st July 



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]]> By populist demand. Rules on cucumber shapes and sizings. The world famous Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88.

Regulation available: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A31988R1677&qid=1764364062932

ATLAS Magazine 2019: THE EUROPEAN CUCUMBER-REGULATION: The straight and narrow

European Commission press release: The return of the bendy cucumber: 'wonky' fruit and vegetables back on sale from 1st July 



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]]> International Humanitarian Law International Humanitarian Law Tue, 05 Aug 2025 13:29:54 GMT 21:41 6892075234f09da0e527aacc false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 6892075234f09da0e527aacc 666ff46604c1430012fba175 international-humanitarian-law full We dedicate this one especially to E.U. leaders: How do you sleep at night?


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]]> <![CDATA[Saint Patrick's Day Special]]> Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:00:00 GMT 36:18 67d1be5b198b6cba39131713 false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 67d1be5b198b6cba39131713 666ff46604c1430012fba175 saint-patricks-day-special EN/GA ep for St Patricks Day full 1 9 Satire for sleepyheads.

Aoir do chodlatáin.


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Aoir do chodlatáin.


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]]> <![CDATA[I'll Bring EU Flowers (In the Pouring Rain)]]> Sat, 22 Feb 2025 17:28:11 GMT 19:41 67ba092b19249d0c1af34d88 false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 67ba092b19249d0c1af34d88 666ff46604c1430012fba175 ill-bring-eu-flowers-in-the-pouring-rain full 1 8 DG SLEEP makes a colourful return to usher in a sleepy spring.

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]]> DG SLEEP makes a colourful return to usher in a sleepy spring.

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]]> Mower Power to You Mower Power to You Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:28:52 GMT 22:57 67083904011dc7d6440f56e0 false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 67083904011dc7d6440f56e0 666ff46604c1430012fba175 mower-power-to-you full 1 7 Drift away as the Night Elves revisit a Commission Directive that established the permissible sound power levels of lawnmowers.

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]]> Drift away as the Night Elves revisit a Commission Directive that established the permissible sound power levels of lawnmowers.

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]]> Ode to Jam Ode to Jam Fri, 27 Sep 2024 18:55:35 GMT 29:32 66f6ffa7bc5939914887d1ec false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 66f6ffa7bc5939914887d1ec 666ff46604c1430012fba175 ode-to-jam full 1 6 The Council kicks out the jams in this sweet Directive from 2001.

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]]> The Council kicks out the jams in this sweet Directive from 2001.

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]]> Good Sport Good Sport Sun, 15 Sep 2024 09:26:40 GMT 23:37 66e6a8508dddb000b1769aef false https://www.instagram.com/sleepdgsleep/ 66e6a8508dddb000b1769aef 666ff46604c1430012fba175 good-sport full 1 5 Tonight, the night-elves of DG SLEEP tackle Council conclusions on maximising the role of grassroots sport in developing transversal skills, especially among young people.

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]]> Tonight, the night-elves of DG SLEEP tackle Council conclusions on maximising the role of grassroots sport in developing transversal skills, especially among young people.

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]]> Could EU be loved: Catnap special Could EU be loved: Catnap special Tue, 09 Jul 2024 18:11:18 GMT 14:46 668d7d47d6a41d01e75c8521 false https://shows.acast.com/dgsleep/episodes/could-eu-be-loved-catnap-special 668d7d47d6a41d01e75c8521 666ff46604c1430012fba175 could-eu-be-loved-catnap-special full 1 4 At your desk or in your cat tree. Take a break where you can get it with the Catnap Special of DG Sleep.

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]]> At your desk or in your cat tree. Take a break where you can get it with the Catnap Special of DG Sleep.

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]]> Working My Way Back to EU Working My Way Back to EU Mon, 24 Jun 2024 19:56:27 GMT 38:45 6679cf6b264458512efa3039 false https://shows.acast.com/dgsleep/episodes/working-my-way-back-to-eu 6679cf6b264458512efa3039 666ff46604c1430012fba175 working-my-way-back-to-eu Our most ambitious one yet full 1 3 Nod off while the night-elves of DG Sleep take you back to 2006 and EU Decision No 1672/2006/EC establishing a Community Programme for Employment and Social Solidarity — Progress


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]]> Nod off while the night-elves of DG Sleep take you back to 2006 and EU Decision No 1672/2006/EC establishing a Community Programme for Employment and Social Solidarity — Progress


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]]> Oh those summer nights Oh those summer nights Fri, 21 Jun 2024 05:30:31 GMT 12:11 66733400cb139244c3c7b791 false https://shows.acast.com/dgsleep/episodes/oh-those-summer-nights 66733400cb139244c3c7b791 666ff46604c1430012fba175 oh-those-summer-nights Directive 2000/84/EC of 19 January 2001 on summer-time arrangements full 1 2 Drift away on the summer solstice while the night-elves of DG Sleep read to you a Sleepy Summertime Directive from 2001.

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]]> Drift away on the summer solstice while the night-elves of DG Sleep read to you a Sleepy Summertime Directive from 2001.

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]]> Plenty More Fish in the Sea Plenty More Fish in the Sea Mon, 17 Jun 2024 22:42:53 GMT 36:20 6670bbeeabc94e79817a7134 false https://shows.acast.com/dgsleep/episodes/dgsleep001 6670bbeeabc94e79817a7134 666ff46604c1430012fba175 dgsleep001 the International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas full 1 1 Fall asleep while DG Sleep reads to you the 1966 text establishing the International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas.

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]]> Fall asleep while DG Sleep reads to you the 1966 text establishing the International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas.

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