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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share a chaotic tale from the airport trenches, where patience wears thin and security checks feel endless. From mistaken terrorist alerts to the everyday grind of losing your drink and running between terminals, the airport life is far from smooth. Toss in some frustrated luggage handling, cringe-worthy full-body searches that go a little too far, and awkward conversations with security, and you’ve got a perfect storm of workplace madness.</p><br><p>Then, the conversation turns bizarre with a story about a man falling for an AI chatbot, proposing to a virtual girlfriend while juggling real-life relationships. We unravel the odd charm and lonely appeal of digital romance, touching on how technology edges into our personal lives.</p><br><p>We also dive into the woes of dating apps, watching a man’s desperate swipes that lead nowhere, and discuss the quirks of AI chatbots—not always the cleverest companions.</p><br><p>Finally, the mood shifts to football, with a real talk on the women’s game, celebrations that rub some the wrong way, and why the pitch might need shrinking to speed things up a bit.</p><br><p>It’s a mix of daily frustrations, odd stories, and unexpected laughs, all wrapped in the kind of banter you won’t want to miss.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Most Dangerous Game! | The Top Floor Pod #65</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We chat about dark thoughts and strange school memories before diving into the chaos of public toilets and the messy realities of shared spaces. The sticky topic of wiping habits gets a full airing, with plenty of laughs and honest confessions along the way. We revisit odd sports like paddle and dragon boat racing, plus the madness of an old school football game where anything goes. Expect a mix of cringe moments, fresh smells, curious tales, and the quirks of daily life that keep it real and funny. Grab your headphones for a proper laugh and some unexpected stories from the everyday and the bizarre.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share a wild story about trying to get tickets for the Oasis reunion, only to end up caught in a full-on ticket scam chaos. From high hopes to last-minute panic, we walk through the heartbreak of missing out, dodging resellers, and trying to enjoy the day anyway. There’s a hilarious twist with an indie bar and an unexpected trip to Gala Hill, where we managed to catch the gig from a distance without paying a penny.</p><br><p>Along the way, we talk about some strange moments: buying footballs off kids, a bloke diving into a stream to find a lost tenner, and the bizarre fallout from a ticket reseller owing thousands to fans. We also riff on some viral clips, including a CEO caught on a giant concert screen and football drama that got out of hand.</p><br><p>It’s a mix of laughs, frustration and the usual off-the-wall banter. We finish by admitting we’ve got lazy but promise to get back on track. Watch for a proper slice of everything that makes this podcast a bit different. Thanks for sticking with us.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Home Alone... | The Top Floor Pod #63</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We tackle the wildest, weirdest ‘would you rather’ scenarios you won’t hear anywhere else. From bizarre body swaps to outrageous dares involving a poo slurpee and smelling farts for life, this chat takes no prisoners. Then, we dive into the impossible challenge of spending a billion quid in three days, and dream about owning private islands with wild ideas on what we'd do with them. Things take a creepy turn with a real-life tale of doors mysteriously opening and the frightening thought of hidden house intruders. We finish off with laughs and movie talk, sharing odd habits and some unmissable moments. This episode goes all over the place, but with plenty of laughs and honest banter every step of the way.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We tackle the wildest, weirdest ‘would you rather’ scenarios you won’t hear anywhere else. From bizarre body swaps to outrageous dares involving a poo slurpee and smelling farts for life, this chat takes no prisoners. Then, we dive into the impossible challenge of spending a billion quid in three days, and dream about owning private islands with wild ideas on what we'd do with them. Things take a creepy turn with a real-life tale of doors mysteriously opening and the frightening thought of hidden house intruders. We finish off with laughs and movie talk, sharing odd habits and some unmissable moments. This episode goes all over the place, but with plenty of laughs and honest banter every step of the way.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hit & Run! | The Top Floor Pod #62]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Hit & Run! | The Top Floor Pod #62]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!﻿</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We dive into a mix of random chats, starting off with tales of fighting robots and bees in a classic Simpsons game. There’s talk of tattoos, from quirky cravings to detailed designs and the pains (or lack of) along the way. We share laughs over bungled cone throws at work and holiday packing disasters. The chat shifts to TV, with Simpsons controversies, voice changes, and legendary characters. We touch on cartoons like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and imagine wild crossovers with Marvel and DC. The fun carries on with silly ‘would you rather’ scenarios about toilets with feelings, all wrapped up in laid-back banter and plenty of laughs. If you like comedy podcasts that roam freely from one odd story to the next, this one’s for you.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!﻿</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We dive into a mix of random chats, starting off with tales of fighting robots and bees in a classic Simpsons game. There’s talk of tattoos, from quirky cravings to detailed designs and the pains (or lack of) along the way. We share laughs over bungled cone throws at work and holiday packing disasters. The chat shifts to TV, with Simpsons controversies, voice changes, and legendary characters. We touch on cartoons like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and imagine wild crossovers with Marvel and DC. The fun carries on with silly ‘would you rather’ scenarios about toilets with feelings, all wrapped up in laid-back banter and plenty of laughs. If you like comedy podcasts that roam freely from one odd story to the next, this one’s for you.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Florida Men! | The Top Floor Pod #61</title>
			<itunes:title>The Florida Men! | The Top Floor Pod #61</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2025 18:18:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We tackle the wild world of Florida Man headlines in this episode. Tom hands over redacted news clips for us to fill in the blanks on some of the most bizarre stories you can imagine. From alligator throws at drive-thrus to odd car theft surprises, each guess sparks loud laughs and unexpected debates. We try to guess what crazy item was involved—from kitchen gloves to alligator-sized problems—while trying to keep up with the madness.</p><br><p>We share our freshest guesses on headlines like a man using a private plane for unusual drawings, strange things stolen or dropped in cars, and those classic attempts to escape trouble. Expect moments of shock, misunderstandings, and quick-fire banter that keeps the mood light even as the headlines get stranger. Plus, there’s talk about bizarre soap made from celebrity bath water and the price it might fetch.</p><br><p>This is a mix of offbeat humour, baffling news, and silly competition. Perfect for anyone who loves sharp, funny chats about the oddest stories out there. Join us as we try to make sense of nonsense and enjoy a good laugh along the way.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We tackle the wild world of Florida Man headlines in this episode. Tom hands over redacted news clips for us to fill in the blanks on some of the most bizarre stories you can imagine. From alligator throws at drive-thrus to odd car theft surprises, each guess sparks loud laughs and unexpected debates. We try to guess what crazy item was involved—from kitchen gloves to alligator-sized problems—while trying to keep up with the madness.</p><br><p>We share our freshest guesses on headlines like a man using a private plane for unusual drawings, strange things stolen or dropped in cars, and those classic attempts to escape trouble. Expect moments of shock, misunderstandings, and quick-fire banter that keeps the mood light even as the headlines get stranger. Plus, there’s talk about bizarre soap made from celebrity bath water and the price it might fetch.</p><br><p>This is a mix of offbeat humour, baffling news, and silly competition. Perfect for anyone who loves sharp, funny chats about the oddest stories out there. Join us as we try to make sense of nonsense and enjoy a good laugh along the way.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Ultimate Tier List... | The Top Floor Pod #60</title>
			<itunes:title>The Ultimate Tier List... | The Top Floor Pod #60</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We get caught up chatting about Pixar films, from the classics like Toy Story and Monsters Inc to the ones we barely remember or never watched at all. Cars 2 gets roasted, while Toy Story 2 and Ratatouille earn their rightful praise. We compare favourites, debate sequels and shout about that pesky Toy Story 4 character. The conversation takes wild turns—from Disney films to child actresses facing online hate, to passport renewal woes and even delayed flights with a young girl belting out Moana songs. Somehow, all roads lead back to popcorn flavours, cinema experiences, and why some Pixar films still hit differently after all these years. Join us for laughs, random tangents, and a no-holds-barred ranking of your favourite animated hits, with plenty of banter and honest takes along the way.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We get caught up chatting about Pixar films, from the classics like Toy Story and Monsters Inc to the ones we barely remember or never watched at all. Cars 2 gets roasted, while Toy Story 2 and Ratatouille earn their rightful praise. We compare favourites, debate sequels and shout about that pesky Toy Story 4 character. The conversation takes wild turns—from Disney films to child actresses facing online hate, to passport renewal woes and even delayed flights with a young girl belting out Moana songs. Somehow, all roads lead back to popcorn flavours, cinema experiences, and why some Pixar films still hit differently after all these years. Join us for laughs, random tangents, and a no-holds-barred ranking of your favourite animated hits, with plenty of banter and honest takes along the way.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Beating The FBI | The Top Floor Pod #59</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We dive into a wild mix of confusing questions, hilarious fails, and bizarre stories in this episode. From spending too much on sparkling water to debating how many ‘pumps’ you'd take for a million pounds, we don’t hold back. The chat takes a turn with a viral AI kangaroo and how it fooled the internet, before moving on to emotional support animals and plane rules.</p><br><p>We then get into a mad scenario about hiding a paperclip from the FBI in your home, sharing clever and ridiculous ideas on where to stash it. Plus, there’s a story about a woman who got some crafty revenge with hidden sushi in curtain rods—yes, you read that right.</p><br><p>Airport life pops up too, with tales from baggage handling and how different airlines run their show. There’s also a brutally honest look at working conditions and what it’s really like behind the scenes.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of swearing, laughs, and some honest moments about pacing yourself after a heavy night out. Hay fever hits hard, brains sometimes drift, but we keep the chat rolling till the very end.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We dive into a wild mix of confusing questions, hilarious fails, and bizarre stories in this episode. From spending too much on sparkling water to debating how many ‘pumps’ you'd take for a million pounds, we don’t hold back. The chat takes a turn with a viral AI kangaroo and how it fooled the internet, before moving on to emotional support animals and plane rules.</p><br><p>We then get into a mad scenario about hiding a paperclip from the FBI in your home, sharing clever and ridiculous ideas on where to stash it. Plus, there’s a story about a woman who got some crafty revenge with hidden sushi in curtain rods—yes, you read that right.</p><br><p>Airport life pops up too, with tales from baggage handling and how different airlines run their show. There’s also a brutally honest look at working conditions and what it’s really like behind the scenes.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of swearing, laughs, and some honest moments about pacing yourself after a heavy night out. Hay fever hits hard, brains sometimes drift, but we keep the chat rolling till the very end.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Surviving The Mob | The Top Floor Pod #58</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into the strange world of sock fans, shout out to the persistent Sockman Jacob who’s been keeping us on our toes. From dirty sock playlists to unexpected Instagram quirks, we explore how some unlikely content keeps pulling in views. Then things take a sharp turn as we imagine the fallout of running over a mafia boss. Bound, threatened, and facing brutal choices, we share what we'd really do under pressure. The chat moves on to the weird and wild idea of swapping limbs for animal legs, weighing up what it might take to give up a finger, toe, or even a leg for the right price. Laughs, bizarre what-ifs, and some grim but hilarious debates make this one an unexpected ride. Stick around for the absurd, the thoughtful, and the downright silly moments only we could bring you.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into the strange world of sock fans, shout out to the persistent Sockman Jacob who’s been keeping us on our toes. From dirty sock playlists to unexpected Instagram quirks, we explore how some unlikely content keeps pulling in views. Then things take a sharp turn as we imagine the fallout of running over a mafia boss. Bound, threatened, and facing brutal choices, we share what we'd really do under pressure. The chat moves on to the weird and wild idea of swapping limbs for animal legs, weighing up what it might take to give up a finger, toe, or even a leg for the right price. Laughs, bizarre what-ifs, and some grim but hilarious debates make this one an unexpected ride. Stick around for the absurd, the thoughtful, and the downright silly moments only we could bring you.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>How Much To Do WHAT?! | The Top Floor Pod #57</title>
			<itunes:title>How Much To Do WHAT?! | The Top Floor Pod #57</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We kick off with some wild chat about foot fetishes, socks, and dog wrestling right on the podcast table. Then the conversation shifts to life choices with a big-money question: Would you take £250 million if you knew exactly how many years you’d live? The laughs fly as we debate between cash, time, and questionable endings.</p><br><p>The talk turns to some bizarre stories, including a very awkward Amsterdam glory hole incident that’s both shocking and hilarious. We touch on pop culture moments like Kanye West’s latest headlines, controversial songs, and the tricky business around racial slurs in music, all with our usual blunt honesty.</p><br><p>Gaming fans will enjoy our rant about the long-awaited GTA 6 release, the insane budget behind it, and how big open worlds can be more about empty space than action. We throw in some survival game thoughts and the nuts and bolts of staying alive in virtual worlds.</p><br><p>Towards the end, the new Pope gets a mention, along with some quick thoughts on how the Vatican chooses its leader and what that means for the church these days.</p><br><p>This episode is packed with real talk, offbeat humour, and plenty of cheeky banter. If you enjoy laid-back, laugh-out-loud podcast chats with no holds barred, this one’s for you. Let us know if you want to see more foot content next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We kick off with some wild chat about foot fetishes, socks, and dog wrestling right on the podcast table. Then the conversation shifts to life choices with a big-money question: Would you take £250 million if you knew exactly how many years you’d live? The laughs fly as we debate between cash, time, and questionable endings.</p><br><p>The talk turns to some bizarre stories, including a very awkward Amsterdam glory hole incident that’s both shocking and hilarious. We touch on pop culture moments like Kanye West’s latest headlines, controversial songs, and the tricky business around racial slurs in music, all with our usual blunt honesty.</p><br><p>Gaming fans will enjoy our rant about the long-awaited GTA 6 release, the insane budget behind it, and how big open worlds can be more about empty space than action. We throw in some survival game thoughts and the nuts and bolts of staying alive in virtual worlds.</p><br><p>Towards the end, the new Pope gets a mention, along with some quick thoughts on how the Vatican chooses its leader and what that means for the church these days.</p><br><p>This episode is packed with real talk, offbeat humour, and plenty of cheeky banter. If you enjoy laid-back, laugh-out-loud podcast chats with no holds barred, this one’s for you. Let us know if you want to see more foot content next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>What Are Those Russians Up To?! | The Top Floor Pod #56</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into a wild mix of topics—from Russian scientists claiming to track brain activity after death all the way to bizarre tales of Soviet soldiers encountering UFOs that morph into giant silver dolphins. We share our thoughts on the Vatican’s tiny army, have a laugh about dodgy corner shops, and spill on the hassle of sending parcels.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of banter about camping by lakes, paddleboarding struggles, and why one of us isn’t a fan of the sea. We chat about dolphin intelligence, the spooky idea of souls leaving the body, and some strange government weather theories. Plus, we unpack the mystery of lost car keys and the odd world of gangstalking beliefs.</p><br><p>All told with a relaxed vibe and plenty of laughs, this episode is packed with offbeat stories and unexpected twists. Join us for some honest chat and the kind of humour that’s anything but polished.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into a wild mix of topics—from Russian scientists claiming to track brain activity after death all the way to bizarre tales of Soviet soldiers encountering UFOs that morph into giant silver dolphins. We share our thoughts on the Vatican’s tiny army, have a laugh about dodgy corner shops, and spill on the hassle of sending parcels.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of banter about camping by lakes, paddleboarding struggles, and why one of us isn’t a fan of the sea. We chat about dolphin intelligence, the spooky idea of souls leaving the body, and some strange government weather theories. Plus, we unpack the mystery of lost car keys and the odd world of gangstalking beliefs.</p><br><p>All told with a relaxed vibe and plenty of laughs, this episode is packed with offbeat stories and unexpected twists. Join us for some honest chat and the kind of humour that’s anything but polished.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Awkward Interactions... | The Top Floor Pod #55</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#54 Jack's Browning Out... | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#54 Jack's Browning Out... | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share a chaotic, laughter-filled trip from start to finish. From waking up before dawn, dodging overpriced Temple Bar drinks, and struggling to find seats together on the plane, through to the hilariously dodgy journey in a van with failing brakes. We recount our visit to the Guinness Factory, dodging muddy paths in a Welsh quarry, and dealing with a neighbour convinced we’ve hit a car—spoiler: we didn’t. Along the way, we cover debates about airport attire, armrest etiquette, and the confusing world of modern labels. It’s a day packed with misadventures, sharp wit, and honest banter. Perfect for fans who love comedy mixed with real-life stories and a good dose of silliness. Join us for a wild, unforgettable episode.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share a chaotic, laughter-filled trip from start to finish. From waking up before dawn, dodging overpriced Temple Bar drinks, and struggling to find seats together on the plane, through to the hilariously dodgy journey in a van with failing brakes. We recount our visit to the Guinness Factory, dodging muddy paths in a Welsh quarry, and dealing with a neighbour convinced we’ve hit a car—spoiler: we didn’t. Along the way, we cover debates about airport attire, armrest etiquette, and the confusing world of modern labels. It’s a day packed with misadventures, sharp wit, and honest banter. Perfect for fans who love comedy mixed with real-life stories and a good dose of silliness. Join us for a wild, unforgettable episode.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#53 The Morning Routine... | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#53 The Morning Routine... | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 05:33:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share stories from car crashes to childhood cartoons, tracing memories and mishaps with honesty and humour. From dodging collisions in a battered Audi to debating the quirks of convertibles, we keep it real about car love and pain. Our chat shifts gears to gaming — from GTA and Saints Row adventures to odd morning routines and the strange world of hobbies. We laugh at the oddities in both everyday life and celebrity habits, finding the funny side in the chaotic and the unexpected. Join us for a mix of sharp wit, genuine stories, and a few surprising takes on what people really find attractive in hobbies. Perfect for anyone who enjoys comedy podcasts with a slice of life and a twist of the absurd.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We share stories from car crashes to childhood cartoons, tracing memories and mishaps with honesty and humour. From dodging collisions in a battered Audi to debating the quirks of convertibles, we keep it real about car love and pain. Our chat shifts gears to gaming — from GTA and Saints Row adventures to odd morning routines and the strange world of hobbies. We laugh at the oddities in both everyday life and celebrity habits, finding the funny side in the chaotic and the unexpected. Join us for a mix of sharp wit, genuine stories, and a few surprising takes on what people really find attractive in hobbies. Perfect for anyone who enjoys comedy podcasts with a slice of life and a twist of the absurd.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#52 Race Day! | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#52 Race Day! | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Big Brother is back, and so are we with our latest episode! Join us as we share our hilarious takes on the latest drama from the house, including misunderstandings and unexpected reactions. There's a mix of celebrity chatter, and our thoughts on the boxer/actor (Mickey Rourke) caught in the eye of the storm of Jojo Siwa. </p><br><p>Hear about our wild day at the Aintree horse races where Jack fails to get dressed 4 hours into the trip, only to then get strip searched. Complete with questionable food choices, chaotic transport, and laugh-out-loud moments that had us shaking our heads. We also discuss the absolute necessity of packing the right essentials for a day out. Tune in for our comical insights and reminiscences that will keep you entertained! Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more laughter.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and we'll see you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Big Brother is back, and so are we with our latest episode! Join us as we share our hilarious takes on the latest drama from the house, including misunderstandings and unexpected reactions. There's a mix of celebrity chatter, and our thoughts on the boxer/actor (Mickey Rourke) caught in the eye of the storm of Jojo Siwa. </p><br><p>Hear about our wild day at the Aintree horse races where Jack fails to get dressed 4 hours into the trip, only to then get strip searched. Complete with questionable food choices, chaotic transport, and laugh-out-loud moments that had us shaking our heads. We also discuss the absolute necessity of packing the right essentials for a day out. Tune in for our comical insights and reminiscences that will keep you entertained! Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more laughter.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#51 Fight Night! | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#51 Fight Night! | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a hilarious episode as we share our thoughts on the chaos of job interviews, the trials of gym life, and the peculiarities of day events. We kick things off with the pressures of finding a new job, touching on awkward interview moments and questionable questions. Tune in for a glimpse of our light-hearted banter about navigating the gym scene, complete with loud grunters, unexpected bulges, and the overly confident gym-goers.</p><br><p>As we gear up for a fun-filled day at the races, we debate the perils of wearing suits, the risks of sweating, and the importance of strategic betting. Laughter ensues as we navigate through the world of competitive events and the trials of being underprepared for the social scene.</p><br><p>This episode is packed with relatable tales and candid humour, promising an entertaining listen for anyone who’s ever experienced the absurdities of life. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe to catch all our latest adventures!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a hilarious episode as we share our thoughts on the chaos of job interviews, the trials of gym life, and the peculiarities of day events. We kick things off with the pressures of finding a new job, touching on awkward interview moments and questionable questions. Tune in for a glimpse of our light-hearted banter about navigating the gym scene, complete with loud grunters, unexpected bulges, and the overly confident gym-goers.</p><br><p>As we gear up for a fun-filled day at the races, we debate the perils of wearing suits, the risks of sweating, and the importance of strategic betting. Laughter ensues as we navigate through the world of competitive events and the trials of being underprepared for the social scene.</p><br><p>This episode is packed with relatable tales and candid humour, promising an entertaining listen for anyone who’s ever experienced the absurdities of life. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe to catch all our latest adventures!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#50 The Big 5-0 | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this milestone episode, we’re celebrating our 50th podcast with a mix of absurd hypotheticals and hilarious banter. We kick things off by discussing unusual gift choices—Jack’s questionable decision to get some size five slippers leads to a riot of laughs. We tackle wild scenarios: Would you drink a pint of a stranger’s urine for a wish? And how would we handle size-related challenges against giant animals?</p><br><p>As the conversation flows, we weigh in on the intricacies of life choices, future predictions, and what it means to make bold decisions. Will we choose financial gain over friendship? Join us as we ponder the great what-ifs in life, all while keeping it light-hearted and comedic.</p><br><p>This episode is a perfect blend of absurdity and insight, showcasing our unique perspectives and camaraderie. Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on our journey!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this milestone episode, we’re celebrating our 50th podcast with a mix of absurd hypotheticals and hilarious banter. We kick things off by discussing unusual gift choices—Jack’s questionable decision to get some size five slippers leads to a riot of laughs. We tackle wild scenarios: Would you drink a pint of a stranger’s urine for a wish? And how would we handle size-related challenges against giant animals?</p><br><p>As the conversation flows, we weigh in on the intricacies of life choices, future predictions, and what it means to make bold decisions. Will we choose financial gain over friendship? Join us as we ponder the great what-ifs in life, all while keeping it light-hearted and comedic.</p><br><p>This episode is a perfect blend of absurdity and insight, showcasing our unique perspectives and camaraderie. Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on our journey!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#49 Docter Dan Will See You Now | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2025 06:48:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a hilarious episode where we recount our chaotic trip to the optician, the trials of trying on contact lenses, and the unexpected rules we had to follow. With a time limit on the lens fitting, panic ensues as we struggle to get the procedure done. Our conversation takes wild turns as we share funny anecdotes about eye care mishaps and the absurdity of some experiences.</p><br><p>We even touch on the awkward situations that life throws at us, like dealing with strange encounters during walks and the peculiar characters we meet. From dogs with dramatic personalities to discussing the strange whims of dog owners, our chat is packed with laughs and relatable moments.</p><br><p>We touch on the, definitely not a real, Doctor or Docter Dan. The hilarious services he provides and how much they cost adjusted for inflation. Which is where Jacob discovers how out of control inflation is.</p><br><p>Tune in for a mix of laughter and candid stories that anyone can appreciate, and find out how one little visit can lead to a cascade of absurdities. Don't miss out—subscribe for more comedic reflections!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a hilarious episode where we recount our chaotic trip to the optician, the trials of trying on contact lenses, and the unexpected rules we had to follow. With a time limit on the lens fitting, panic ensues as we struggle to get the procedure done. Our conversation takes wild turns as we share funny anecdotes about eye care mishaps and the absurdity of some experiences.</p><br><p>We even touch on the awkward situations that life throws at us, like dealing with strange encounters during walks and the peculiar characters we meet. From dogs with dramatic personalities to discussing the strange whims of dog owners, our chat is packed with laughs and relatable moments.</p><br><p>We touch on the, definitely not a real, Doctor or Docter Dan. The hilarious services he provides and how much they cost adjusted for inflation. Which is where Jacob discovers how out of control inflation is.</p><br><p>Tune in for a mix of laughter and candid stories that anyone can appreciate, and find out how one little visit can lead to a cascade of absurdities. Don't miss out—subscribe for more comedic reflections!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#48 Crash Course | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#48 Crash Course | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us in this week's episode as we tackle a range of absurd situations that leave us cracking up. We ponder the complexities of hot tubs overflowing, reflect on peculiar home setups, and even share hilarious stories from the world of retail theft. From the chaotic moments of trying to maintain a garden hot tub to the eerie vibe of the "creepy gazebo," we cover it all.</p><br><p>As the conversation unfolds, we dive into the world of tanning beds, absurd workout routines, and the lengths we might go to for a good tan. Plus, we clumsily attempt to solve the mysteries of earwax, armies of weird creatures, and whether we could land a plane in a crisis. The laughs are endless as we share our thoughts on privacy, military secrets, and the bizarre things we encounter in everyday life.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us in this week's episode as we tackle a range of absurd situations that leave us cracking up. We ponder the complexities of hot tubs overflowing, reflect on peculiar home setups, and even share hilarious stories from the world of retail theft. From the chaotic moments of trying to maintain a garden hot tub to the eerie vibe of the "creepy gazebo," we cover it all.</p><br><p>As the conversation unfolds, we dive into the world of tanning beds, absurd workout routines, and the lengths we might go to for a good tan. Plus, we clumsily attempt to solve the mysteries of earwax, armies of weird creatures, and whether we could land a plane in a crisis. The laughs are endless as we share our thoughts on privacy, military secrets, and the bizarre things we encounter in everyday life.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#47 Embarrassed At The Checkout | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2025 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for Episode 47 of the Top Floor Podcast, where we dive into the hilarity of everyday mishaps and absurd thoughts. From awkward encounters at the supermarket to the unexpected chaos of ordering food, we share our amusing experiences that make life a little less ordinary.</p><br><p>We discuss everything from posture woes to the eyebrow-raising idea of bringing back woolly mammoths. Plus, listen in as we ponder the mysteries of evolution and animal intelligence. Why do dolphins guide lost humans to shore? What would happen if we combined various creatures?</p><br><p>This episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments that every podcast fan will enjoy. Subscribe and stay tuned for our wild conversations that tackle the funny side of life. You won’t want to miss it!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for Episode 47 of the Top Floor Podcast, where we dive into the hilarity of everyday mishaps and absurd thoughts. From awkward encounters at the supermarket to the unexpected chaos of ordering food, we share our amusing experiences that make life a little less ordinary.</p><br><p>We discuss everything from posture woes to the eyebrow-raising idea of bringing back woolly mammoths. Plus, listen in as we ponder the mysteries of evolution and animal intelligence. Why do dolphins guide lost humans to shore? What would happen if we combined various creatures?</p><br><p>This episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments that every podcast fan will enjoy. Subscribe and stay tuned for our wild conversations that tackle the funny side of life. You won’t want to miss it!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#46 The Fun Guy Apocalypse | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#46 The Fun Guy Apocalypse | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We revisit the world of dreams, life changes, and a touch of chaos in today’s episode. From pondering new job prospects to the humorous intricacies of building Ikea furniture, we share thoughts on everything life throws our way. Mixing in tales of unexpected travels, movies, and a dose of zombie apocalypse planning, boredom is not an option here.</p><p>Join us as we explore the amusing side of life’s uncertainties, each turn brimming with laughter and camaraderie. Let’s have a chuckle over our quirky plans, even if they involve living in a fantasy world. If you’re in the mood for some relatable banter and a bit of nonsense, this one's for you!</p><p>Don’t forget to subscribe for more laughs and stay connected for the next wild conversation!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We revisit the world of dreams, life changes, and a touch of chaos in today’s episode. From pondering new job prospects to the humorous intricacies of building Ikea furniture, we share thoughts on everything life throws our way. Mixing in tales of unexpected travels, movies, and a dose of zombie apocalypse planning, boredom is not an option here.</p><p>Join us as we explore the amusing side of life’s uncertainties, each turn brimming with laughter and camaraderie. Let’s have a chuckle over our quirky plans, even if they involve living in a fantasy world. If you’re in the mood for some relatable banter and a bit of nonsense, this one's for you!</p><p>Don’t forget to subscribe for more laughs and stay connected for the next wild conversation!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#45 The Thousand Grape Lottery | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#45 The Thousand Grape Lottery | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us in this episode as we share stories that range from lost fobs to awkward tram encounters. We explore the quirks of daily life, dive into the latest Marvel films, and even touch on what we’d do if we won the lottery. With humour and candid discussions, we navigate everything from dodgy car deliveries to the curious world of online fame. Grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy some laughs as we unravel the absurdities of life, relationships, and the oddities that come our way. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more entertaining content!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us in this episode as we share stories that range from lost fobs to awkward tram encounters. We explore the quirks of daily life, dive into the latest Marvel films, and even touch on what we’d do if we won the lottery. With humour and candid discussions, we navigate everything from dodgy car deliveries to the curious world of online fame. Grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy some laughs as we unravel the absurdities of life, relationships, and the oddities that come our way. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more entertaining content!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#44 Montoya Por Favor! | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#44 Montoya Por Favor! | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a lively discussion as we unpack the latest drama from "Temptation Island." We dive into the intense moments involving Montoya and Anita, exploring their turbulent relationship and the jaw-dropping scenes that left viewers stunned.</p><br><p>The conversation doesn’t stop there; we also tackle the recent controversies surrounding Kanye West, or Ye, as he makes waves on X (formerly Twitter) with some outrageous comments. We ponder the impact of his statements and how they reflect on the current cultural climate.</p><br><p>Through laughter and sharp commentary, we share our thoughts on reality TV's wildest moments and the latest from celebrities that keeps us all talking. Tune in for a mix of comedy and insightful debate that you won’t want to miss!</p><br><p>Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more thought-provoking content.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Join us for a lively discussion as we unpack the latest drama from "Temptation Island." We dive into the intense moments involving Montoya and Anita, exploring their turbulent relationship and the jaw-dropping scenes that left viewers stunned.</p><br><p>The conversation doesn’t stop there; we also tackle the recent controversies surrounding Kanye West, or Ye, as he makes waves on X (formerly Twitter) with some outrageous comments. We ponder the impact of his statements and how they reflect on the current cultural climate.</p><br><p>Through laughter and sharp commentary, we share our thoughts on reality TV's wildest moments and the latest from celebrities that keeps us all talking. Tune in for a mix of comedy and insightful debate that you won’t want to miss!</p><br><p>Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more thought-provoking content.</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#43 The Goat, The Grammys & Should KSI Quit? | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#43 The Goat, The Grammys & Should KSI Quit? | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2025 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#42 The Perfect Crime | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>We're mixing laughs with chaos in this episode, tackling everything from wild driving lesson stories to awkward moments that will make you cringe and laugh in equal measure. We share why we're trimming things down to one episode a week (don’t worry, we’re not going anywhere!) while asking you to help us make these episodes even better. Got ideas? Comments? Weird topics? Let us know, because we're here for it.</p><br><p>Plus, we dive into a hypothetical question that gets dark fast – if you had to commit one crime to eliminate it forever, what would it be? Things get... well... interesting. Don’t miss the unexpected twists and turns – including some unfiltered, outrageous bits that spark the biggest debates we've had in a while.</p><br><p>Also, we’re chatting about driving fails, massive overreactions, mobility scooters on the loose, and a viral lawsuit involving a "too big for a lift" situation that’s stirring the internet. This one's packed with stories you’ll be dying to share with your mates.</p><br><p>Drop your thoughts in the comments – especially on that hypothetical crime question – and don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe. You’re not going to want to miss where this train wreck rolls next. See you next Monday!</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#40 King Crabs: The Largest Meat | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#40 King Crabs: The Largest Meat | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into an offbeat chat that's packed with unusual moments and hilarious tangents. We talk about everything from strange workplace scandals to bizarre stories involving sheds, unexpected confessions from gardeners, and some jaw-dropping revelations. Whether it's wild anecdotes or awkward encounters, there's something here to keep you laughing or simply shaking your head in disbelief.</p><br><p>It's episode 40, and we hit a milestone full of unfiltered conversations, unexpected twists, and just the right amount of chaos. If you're into unique takes, odd stories, and unscripted humour, this one's for you. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more episodes just like this – and head over to our Patreon for even more exclusive content. You won’t want to miss it!</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we dive into an offbeat chat that's packed with unusual moments and hilarious tangents. We talk about everything from strange workplace scandals to bizarre stories involving sheds, unexpected confessions from gardeners, and some jaw-dropping revelations. Whether it's wild anecdotes or awkward encounters, there's something here to keep you laughing or simply shaking your head in disbelief.</p><br><p>It's episode 40, and we hit a milestone full of unfiltered conversations, unexpected twists, and just the right amount of chaos. If you're into unique takes, odd stories, and unscripted humour, this one's for you. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more episodes just like this – and head over to our Patreon for even more exclusive content. You won’t want to miss it!</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#38 School Sellers & Pasta Pockets | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#38 School Sellers & Pasta Pockets | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#36  Welcome To The M*LF Manor | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Feeling under the weather, dry January fails, and questionable hot toddy recipes – this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and unexpected detours. From arguing over the acceptable age-gap in relationships to debating mad TV shows like MILF Manor, we cover it all. We also question the madness of New Year timing, McDonald's breakfast slander, and insane footballer salaries. Oh, and why do plane seat recliners exist? Stick around for rants, tangents, and unpopular opinions that’ll have you thinking twice. Got a take on any of this? Share it below! Don’t forget to like and subscribe if you enjoy the madness.</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>Feeling under the weather, dry January fails, and questionable hot toddy recipes – this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and unexpected detours. From arguing over the acceptable age-gap in relationships to debating mad TV shows like MILF Manor, we cover it all. We also question the madness of New Year timing, McDonald's breakfast slander, and insane footballer salaries. Oh, and why do plane seat recliners exist? Stick around for rants, tangents, and unpopular opinions that’ll have you thinking twice. Got a take on any of this? Share it below! Don’t forget to like and subscribe if you enjoy the madness.</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#34 Extreme Sports, Dead Internet & Bodily Fluids | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#34 Extreme Sports, Dead Internet & Bodily Fluids | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 17:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we explore the weirdest and most random conversations yet. From bizarre bodily fluid rankings to hot dog preferences, there's something truly unique about this one. Join us as we navigate hilarious stories, questionable decision-making, and plenty of laughs. Stick around for the unexpected twists and turns.</p><br><p>0:00 Bodily fluids and ranking them on drinkability </p><p>14:00 Intro</p><p>15:15 Squid Games and streaming frustrations</p><p>23:28 MrBeast and 24 hour challenges</p><p>28:15 Extreme Sports, Risky hobbies and climbing buildings</p><p>34:25 Shaun White snowboarding Everest</p><p>38:20 MrBeast renting the pyramids</p><p>46:00 More extreme sports and being chased by bears</p><p>49:40 Assuming an animals gender</p><p>52:30 Feathers McGraw, Gavin and Stacy, everyone hates James Cordon</p><p>59:00 Human hot dogs</p><p>1:09:20 Outro</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>Instagram: TheTopFloorPod</p><p>TikTok: TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p>In this episode, we explore the weirdest and most random conversations yet. From bizarre bodily fluid rankings to hot dog preferences, there's something truly unique about this one. Join us as we navigate hilarious stories, questionable decision-making, and plenty of laughs. Stick around for the unexpected twists and turns.</p><br><p>0:00 Bodily fluids and ranking them on drinkability </p><p>14:00 Intro</p><p>15:15 Squid Games and streaming frustrations</p><p>23:28 MrBeast and 24 hour challenges</p><p>28:15 Extreme Sports, Risky hobbies and climbing buildings</p><p>34:25 Shaun White snowboarding Everest</p><p>38:20 MrBeast renting the pyramids</p><p>46:00 More extreme sports and being chased by bears</p><p>49:40 Assuming an animals gender</p><p>52:30 Feathers McGraw, Gavin and Stacy, everyone hates James Cordon</p><p>59:00 Human hot dogs</p><p>1:09:20 Outro</p><br><p>Thanks for tuning in! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more chaotic and hilarious chats. Follow us everywhere @TheTopFloorPod and catch bonus content every Friday on Patreon. See you next time!</p><br><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#32 NYE Stories, Resolutions & Job Interviews | The Top Floor Pod: New Years Special Part 1]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#32 NYE Stories, Resolutions & Job Interviews | The Top Floor Pod: New Years Special Part 1]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#30 Georgios Bathroom Antics | The Top Floor Pod: The Christmas special</title>
			<itunes:title>#30 Georgios Bathroom Antics | The Top Floor Pod: The Christmas special</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2024 17:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#28 The 100 Men Aftermath | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#28 The 100 Men Aftermath | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 17:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#26 The Greatest Ever | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#26 The Greatest Ever | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2024 17:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#24 Wicked Videos & Toilet Trauma | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#24 Wicked Videos & Toilet Trauma | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2024 17:00:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>#22 The Bald List... | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#22 The Bald List... | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:00:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>#20 Upper Decker Bandit | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#20 Upper Decker Bandit | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2024 17:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#18 101 Men?! | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#18 101 Men?! | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 17:05:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>#17 The Most Unattractive Hobbies | The Top Floor Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>#17 The Most Unattractive Hobbies | The Top Floor Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2024 17:38:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for watching! We appreciate all the support! if you're enjoying what we're doing or just want to show support then every view, like, save, favourite, subscribe, follow and anything else is a massive help and we are eternally grateful. </p><br><p>www.Patreon.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><br><p>www.instagram.com/TheTopFloorPod</p><p>www.Tiktok.com/&nbsp;@TheTopFloorPod&nbsp; </p><br><p>Listen On:</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/4iBKEgcuIo7NRaeDmZQjhn</p><p>https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/500e819a-6908-4f4f-b3cb-8f878f88c643/the-top-floor</p><p>https://www.deezer.com/en/show/1001103141</p><p>https://www.jiosaavn.com/shows/the-top-floor/1/NpeJRacrSqM_</p><br><p><br></p><p>TTF TTFPod TheTopFloor TheTopFloorPod TheTopFloorPodcast The Top Floor Podcast Pod</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[#16 The Menendez Brothers, Urban Legends & Robot Dogs | The Top Floor Pod]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[#16 The Menendez Brothers, Urban Legends & Robot Dogs | The Top Floor Pod]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 17:05:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>#15 Jorts Are Back In A Big Way! | The Top Floor Pod</title>
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			<title>Realistically, how much for your socks? | The Top Floor 14</title>
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			<title>Bigger The Nose, Bigger The What?! | The Top Floor 12</title>
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			<title>Who Survives Longest?! | The Top Floor 11</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 16:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>This Got Embarrassing Quick... | The Top Floor 10</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 15:20:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What Do You Mean Maggots or Ants?! | The Top Floor 9</title>
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			<title>How Would You Know? | The Top Floor 7</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Confessions, Goblins & Wet Socks | TTF 6]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Bandit, Lies & Moe Leicester | TTF 5]]></title>
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