The Ghoul Club

Halloween Special - The Clubhouse of Horror IV

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

These lucky ducks (us, obviously) only went and got a bloody invite to The Jamaica Inn to speak to a member of the Official Jamaica Inn Paranormal Team! We had an incredible time speaking with Karin Beasant, who not only gave us a rundown of the inn's history, but also gave us a tour of the haunted rooms. We had so much fun recording this and it was really special to do something different (and ON LOCATION) for our Halloween Special this year. Big thank you to The Jamaica Inn, particularly to the Paranormal Team, but especially to the incomparable Karin Beasant—you are a legend!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 54

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Episode 101 - The 3 Gs: Grisly, Gruesome, Gory

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 53

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Get a load of this week's urban legends, plus a Paranormal Problem that's all about bestiality, incest, and so much more!

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Episode 100 - Oops! I Died!

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 23:00:00 GMT

People die all the time. Usually, we talk about people who are already dead (you might know them as "ghosts"), or people getting deaded by other people. But today, we're talking about people who were like: "Oops! I died!"

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 52

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Did you miss us? We missed us. After a year and a half of ghosting (pun aggressively intended), Campfire Ghouls is back—and this time, we’re swapping your creepy little cousin’s haunted doll story for something even weirder: urban legends.

From flesh‑eating hitchhikers to toilets that whisper your name (probably), we're digging into the eerie, the obscure, and the “wait, is that one real?” tales whispered in school corridors and on dodgy Reddit threads.

Plus: Paranormal Problems returns! We’re once again solving your supernatural dilemmas with the expertise of two people who’ve watched a lot of horror films and refuse to go in the basement.

So light the fire, grab a torch (literal or euphemistic), and welcome back to the chaos.

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Episode 99 - Boo Baby Boo

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Grab your pram and your priest, because this week we’re rocking the cradle of evil. From ghost mums who just won’t quit to babies that cry even when they’re six feet under, we’re diving headfirst into the creepy crib of paranormal parenthood.

Kyle and Jennie swap spine‑tingling tales of haunted babies, spectral mothers, and the very worst kind of parental instinct—yes, we’re talking infanticide. (And yes, we also discuss the important issue of what to wear when committing such heinous crimes. Practical and fashionable.)

So latch on—if you dare.

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Halloween Special - The Clubhouse of Horror III

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 05:00:18 GMT

This Halloween, join The Ghoul Club as we dive into the realm of the *Uncanny* with a bone-chilling true story. Lisa shares her haunting tale of growing up in a house filled with eerie happenings—ghostly whispers, shadowy figures, and the unshakable sense of being watched. We’ll unpack every creepy detail, swapping theories and chills in real-time, to celebrate Halloween the only way we know how: with tales that’ll keep you up all night. Tune in, if you dare…

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Episode 98 - Trick or Trick

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:48 GMT

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Episode 97 - The Ghoul Files

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:49:46 GMT

Jennie is on holiday this week, so we're pulling from a former-Patreon-exclusive episode from April 2023:

The Ghoul Files, based in the fictional metaphysical world where the clubhouse and all of its various ghouls are real. This is our first case. We hope you enjoy it.

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Episode 95 - The Haunting of Jennifer Bartle

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 04:00:30 GMT

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Episode 94 - I'ma Get Medieval on Your Ass

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 04:00:00 GMT

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Episode 93 - This is Torture

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 04:00:29 GMT

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Episode 92 - Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:00:03 GMT

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Episode 91 - Here Come the Ghouls

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:04:17 GMT

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Episode 90 - Let's Get Bestial

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:00:26 GMT

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Episode 89 - A Ghoulish Revival

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 04:00:00 GMT

"They're heeeere!" And by 'they', we mean us. We're here. We're back where we belong.

It's such a joy to be back in the clubhouse! And in the spirit of reviving our show, we're making this episode all about rising from the dead.

We can come, and come, and come again… but that's something else entirely.

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Episode 88 - Taking a Satanical Sabbatical

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:00:00 GMT

We're leaving The Ghoul Club for our own protection. A certain A-List celebrity has hired a team of assassins to kill us, so we need to make ourselves scarce. That means we're leaving the clubhouse in the hands of the ghosts, monsters, and demons while we go and explore our juicy parts for a while.

We've got a chilling story about infant abduction today, followed by a mysterious death with some uncanny ties to the supernatural.

In sombre news: This is The Ghoul Club's last episode before we close the clubhouse's doors for a hiatus/sabbatical that could last for a long while. In the meantime, you're welcome to follow us on a new venture to talk all about The Juicy Parts!

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Episode 87 - Get Thee Away From a Nunnery

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being said… he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We ran away and conceived a baby that is humanity's only hope for survival against the machine uprising instead.

Today's episode begins with a story about a convent that could potentially have drawn the attention of the devil itself. We then move on to a true crime story about a piece of shit human being who was possibly just a nice guy who was just misunderstood? Nope… pretty sure he's just a piece of shit. We also discuss The Ghoul Club appearing on True Detective, Kyle's desperation to have a ghost kneel on his neck, and our changing opinions on the death sentence.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 51

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Life. It's hard work sometimes, isn't it? And, according to Jennie, 'work' is doing anything you don't want to do, which - to be fair - is pretty accurate. In fact, H̶͍͗r̶̦̈́a̵̡͗t̴̥͝h̵̢̜̔á̸͈̰l̶̳͂ͅā̶͎̝ has been putting us through our paces lately and it's felt a lot like work.

But the campfire never feels like work; just a fun space to share spooky stories. We start things this week with a story about being stood up by a creep, and then move on to a tale about stumbling upon something you probably weren't supposed to see. And, in this week's Paranormal Problem, an alien fungus wants to take our planet… and maybe break our hearts in the process.

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Episode 86 - Seductress, Seer, Demon Slayer

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Shhh. We're in a quiet (and disgusting) place, trying to hold in our diarrhoea while monsters with super-hearing try and hunt us. Spoiler alert: We don't make it out alive.

This week's stories are both tinged with something dark, demonic, and supernatural. We start with the life of Contessa Emanuel Adams, a woman who fell in love with a devil, became a stripper, and ultimately dedicated herself to fighting off demons. We also go back in time to the early 1910s in Seville, Spain, where a murder might have opened doors for something paranormal to step through. We also talk dripping your naked body with wax, getting choked during sex, and… compensation… condensation… wait, that's it, constipation!

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Ghoul Detectives: A Special

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Dr. Livvy Gregson was afraid of a mummy's curse. Just two weeks after returning from Egypt with the sarcophagus, she ended up inside it herself… dead. Was she the victim of a paranormal curse? Or was it something more sinister?

Join us as we do the police's job for them. Welcome to the first (and possibly last) episode of Ghoul Detectives.

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Episode 85 - Bringing Down the House

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

We're visiting Silent Hill 2gether this week (if you don't get that terrible pun, we're disowning you). Jennie might have been dead for years, but somehow she has returned. And it's a mystery we need to solv— actually, never mind. That guy with the pyramid head is actually kind of hot.

In this week's stories, we're talking houses. The case of a house whose sinister energy and evil aura affected an entire neighbourhood, and a house that saw some horrific murders and bore witness to acts of evil.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 50

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 05:00:00 GMT

After a short (emergency) break, we're back! Kicking things off with an episode of Campfire Ghouls. Roasting marshmallows around the fire, sticking them in places that marshmallows are decidedly not supposed to go. It's all fun and games until someone's rectum gets scolded by molten sugar.

We've got some great stories for you this week—the first is about a dog with some serious spiritual prowess, and the second is about what happens when you accidentally trap a phantom in your airing cupboard. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a woman reconnect with a phone sex partner who has probably been dead for centuries.

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Episode 84 - Family Matters

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

What happens when an exorcism turns into a sexorcism? Well, we think it's pretty simple. Things get steamy, sweaty, and a lost somewhere between science and superstition.

Today's stories take us to some dark places. We begin with a family tragedy that isn't all it appears to be; and we end things with a story about arctic Alaska that goes well below freezing. We also discuss Kyle not knowing what films are suitable for children, why horror video games are scarier than horror movies, and teenage hormones.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 49

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Don't ask Jennie what her job is, she doesn't want to talk about it. If you get her talking and ask her questions about it, she might just implode and die. But not before she has the honour of serving Her Majesty The Queen's corpse as a civil servant.

Today's stories take us to the supermarket (yes, you read that right) where one woman's favourite shop is turned into an arena of nightmares. Then we move on to a newspaper article about how you can admire a woman's beauty moments before running her down with your horse drawn carriage. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're warning our nemesis Pammy-Anne to stay away from Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Episode 83 - This Man Is Not My Husband

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates?

Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murder that isn't at all as simple as it seems, and ends with a story about stalking and dark obsession.

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Episode 82 - Papin That Puss

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes)

Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian incest. We begin with the violence of the Papin Sisters before moving on to the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. We also discuss the consistency of eyeballs, getting deep-sixed, and insulting aliens.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 48

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Campfire Ghouls returns for our first episode of 2024! We've missed our Ghoul Clubbers and it's so good to be back. We've got two great stories for you this week: A group of friends gets lost in the woods, but not all is as it seems. And, in our second story, there's something seriously wrong with Dad. We're looking forward to having you with us! In this year's first Paranormal Problem, we're helping a man who may or may not be unwittingly guarding a secret laboratory.

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Episode 81 - Ring Ring, the Dead Are Calling

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one.

But it's also the last Ghoul Club episode of 2023, so we've chosen some wild stories to close out the year! First, a grieving mother's mysterious death opens up questions of spirituality, thoughtform, and the dangers of isolation. In our second story, we're talking about the disappearance of an infant and the unbelievable events that unfold afterwards. We also discuss our highlights of the year, wishing we'd been kidnapped as infants, and when a hoax in the name of entertainment crosses a line.

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Christmas Special - The Ghoul Club's Second Christmas Eve Ghost Story

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Daphne Slits becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Underblind Hotel in Scotland, hoping to cure her relationship. She settles in along with her boyfriend, Eric, and the hotel's other residents. Over time, Daphne discovers the hotel's dark secrets and Eric begins to unravel into a homicidal maniac hell-bent on terrorising whoever gets in his way. With the return of Maud the Maid, the introduction of handsome teen Billy (and his grotesque little brother Danny), and a cameo from none other than Organ Free-Man, this is a Christmas Eve ghost story that shouldn't be missed.

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Episode 80 - The Terror of the Christmas Witch

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and horny? No. Cruel and sadistic? Yes. We then move on to the heartwarming story of a family on a winter wonderland vacation together. Not scary enough? Well, here's a gift for you: It also involves murder. We also discuss Jennie's inability to lie, wild women with one big foot, and how mental health issues do not make you a villain.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 47

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Jennie will not decisively say what's happening with the weather until she's certain that it's the general opinion of her peers. Wait, what is this podcast about? Oh, right, parroty tongues and bad kisses. And scary stories. Our first doesn't have a title so we've decided to call it 'Spooks and the City', a terrifying experience in a very swanky apartment. Our second story straddles the boundary between kinky and frightening, which suits us perfectly. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping the people of Barnstaple with the epidemic of evil twins who malformed into psychic tumours.

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Episode 79 - The Ghost Who Solved Her Own Murder

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Jennie Bartle, last survivor of The Ghoul Club, signing off.

Well, at least until we start this week's stories! The first is about the death of a Scottish girl who isn't prepared to leave her murder unsolved, and the second is about romantic obsession that isn't as sweet as it sounds. We also discuss getting punch-fucked, the immediate negative associations we get with priests, and the boundaries between romance and obsession.

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Episode 78 - A Bushy-Haired Stranger

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We were temporarily spat out by Ḧ̷́͜r̶̆͜á̸̙ţ̴̀h̶͊ͅa̸̡̕ľ̸͜a̷̤͝ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to regale you with. Starting with a failed carjacking that turns suspiciously murdery, and ending with a 1600s whodunnit that has more twists and turns than a pulse-pounding waterslide. We also discuss full bush, juicy tasty buttocks, and Kyle being a meanie.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 46

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Dry winter weather, Christmas specials, the nun, the back rooms, and bidets on your butthole. We're discussing it all in this week's campfire episode. We also tell a story that, at first glance, seems like it might be a sapphic lezzy romance but turns out to be something much more sinister. And in our second story, a grinning woman really deserves a good punch in the face. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're defusing the stigma around necrophilia with a mentality of "waste not, want not."

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Episode 77 - There's Some Horrors In This House

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convince him to share the original manuscript? We've got a great pair of stories for you this week; one about the former house of a deceased serial killer, and another about murder at sea. We also discuss penis size, lesbian sex, and killing for boring reasons.

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Movie Night 3 - A Fear of Arachnids

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

In 1990, British entomologist James Atherton captured two members of an aggressive, newly-discovered species of spider with lethally venomous fangs. Did he try to have sex with them? We don't know. But what we do know is what happened after this deadly species of arachnid made its way to Canaima, California and mated with a common house spider. Death. Lots of death. Maybe some sex… how can we be sure? Join us as we battle our greatest fear: Arachnophobia.

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Episode 76 - A Stomach Full of Potatoes and Murder

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

There's something in the mist, and we can't quite tell if it's phallic or yonic. But either way, it's doing something for us.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 45

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We're jealous of Dracula's victims since we learned that he likes to shove things up the pussy. We're also a bit concerned about Skynet nuking humanity and taking over the planet. But of course, we're here to tell some spooky stories! And boy, oh boy, have we got some doozies. We start with a ghost (or a chocolate coma) trying to get someone in trouble. Then we move onto a story about Wales' version of the Loch Ness Monster, Teggie. In our Paranormal Problem, we're dealing with a short and thin penis that probably doesn't belong to a human.

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Episode 75 - Rectal Probing

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

She sees dead people. And maybe a spectral phallus or two. But what else would you expect from someone who gets so turned on by anal probes? That's why we're sating her lusty appetite by starting this week's episode with a dark mysterious story about potential alien abduction. Or government experiments, perhaps? Then we move on to a story about a mysterious murder that remains unsolved to this day. Maybe you'll have your own theories? We also discuss throats and asses, the pronunciation of the name Leonard, and using Groundhog Day to murder indiscriminately.

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Episode 74 - From Stalker with Murder

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Jennifer can finally see! But, after hearing what she's seeing, we're not sure she should have these eyeballs after all. Far from being scary, it seems like she's just having a bizarre surreal fever dream.

We're starting off with a case that sounds all-too-familiar. An incel obsession that turns very dark very quickly. Then we're moving on to some disturbing letters that unravel into a strange, complex, and thoroughly interesting mystery. We also create a portmanteau, discuss the disappointment of mass murderers, and Jennie ruins spoilers about The Other Mrs Jordan.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 44

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT

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Episode 73 - Welcome Home, Sallie

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 14:00:00 GMT

Hello, Clarice. So good of you to come and join us here at The Ghoul Club. Don't be such a rube, Clarice. Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable while I rustle up a little snack.

We're talking about a haunted house this week; diving into the details of one family's experiences with an elusive and mischievous ghost. Then we talk about a tragic and entirely avoidable murder-by-negligence which leaves our blood boiling. We also discuss unique screams, fake births, and Jennie's twisted tongue.

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Halloween Special - The Clubhouse of Horror II

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Happy Halloween! For our second ever Halloween Special we visited the bleak, beautiful, haunting landscape of Dartmoor. Home to myths, legends, and some truly terrifying stories. We visited the legendary grave of Kitty Jay to tell her story, but we also talk about devilish fireballs from hell, a malevolent hunter and his hounds, and another cursed grave. It might not be the terrifying episode we had hoped for, but we were certainly scared shitless.

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Episode 72 - Liar, Liar

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Poor Steven and Meryl, all they wanted was to find a house they could retire in. Instead, they're being haunted by terrifying spectres! But at least Meryl is jizzing through her woollen skirt. We've got lots to talk about this week: From patricide committed by a pathological liar to the mysterious death of a woman who was convinced her house was haunted. We're also talking about Big Brian's big dick, small talk, and our growing irritation around sceptics.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 43

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're back by the campfire! And we'll be here once a fortnight from now on. We've got some great stories for you tonight: One story about a dog that seems simple enough to begin with, but has such a twist that it blew both of our minds. Our second story sees a young girl confronted by a ghost who didn't count on one thing… politeness. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a young gay man is faced with his doppelgänger. Whether this is an evil twin, a shapeshifter, or a parallel universe issue, we've got plenty of great advice for him.

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Episode 71 - Same Old Club, Brand New Flavour

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

It was time for a change. Think of this as The Ghoul Club's second incarnation, its "Season 2", its upgrade. Instead of focusing on a theme every week and telling informational researched stories, we're setting a simpler goal: To try and scare/spook/terrify each other and our listeners. But all the while keeping our cheeky, ribald, slutty, and downright offensive sense of humour. This is the first step into a new era. We're honoured to have you with us.

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Episode 70 - Bedlam and Beyond

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

In possibly and probably the last of our traditional "themed" episodes, we're visiting haunted asylums! Don't worry, we're not going anywhere—we're just doing some feng shui around the clubhouse to make things fresh and exciting. But for now we've got an institution to escape from and a couple of stories to tell! We begin with Whittingham Hospital and some very… questionable medical practices, before delving into the haunting history of the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. We also discuss the prospect of exploring a haunted asylum alone, wishing a child dead, and bringing chocolates to your relative…'s corpse.

Although this is our final "researched" and "themed" episode, we're not going anywhere! We'll be back next week with some brand new upgrades. See you there ;)

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 42

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're not talking about the weather this week. We refuse to. However, we are talking about Autumn because we love it. SPOOKTOBER! Honestly, it's all very exciting. We're trying to be a little bit extra spooky this week in honour of this amazing time of year. Our stories this week consist of a sister's dreams of a ghostly figure, and a sighting of something inhuman at a Halloween party. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a young gay slut figure out how to navigate a relationship with a Headless Horseman.

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Episode 69 - #obsessed

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Jennie's got a stalker, and he's #obsessed. He keeps calling her and trying not to laugh, which she keeps mistaking for hot and steamy attempts at phone sex. All in all, it's quite horny. What's NOT horny, however, is the stories we have for you tonight. It begins with a story about a woman who's obsession with a psychiatrist keeps elevating to newer, more terrifying heights. Then we talk about a man who's new colleague at work keeps telling him "no", and he's just not getting it. We finish off with a story of a sassy lady, her chihuahuas, and her unhealthy obsession with the rich man who spurned her. We also discuss who could possibly be obsessed with Simon Cowell, Jennie's suitors and their shoe fetishes, and the importance of teaching your child the meaning of the word "no".

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 41

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Jennie loves a boner pressing into her spinal column; nothing brings her greater joy. Kyle, meanwhile, is just trying to keep himself safe with a knife. All this just during a simple night in a tent. So, whether you're looking for stingy piss slits or want to get your CD signed by a folk icon, we've got something for everyone! Oh… and we also do spooky stories. In our first, there's something hiding in the priest hole and we're not sure we want to know what it is. In our second, a childhood game of playing in the woods may just have taken an extraterrestrial turn. And in our Paranormal Problem, our favourite werewolf family might have just become even more complicated… and incestuous.

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Episode 68 - suoᴉsuǝɯᴉp pǝlǝllɐɹɐdun

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

What in the name of shit is happening on this day? Doppelgängers from parallel dimensions trying to hijack the podcast and take our place? How infuriating. But, luckily, it's very on-theme for this week's episode. We begin with a story about a man from a country that doesn't exist, and then move on to a story about a woman who wakes up in a dimension that is not her own. We also have a bonus short story about a girl who seems to be acting… like she isn't where she's supposed to be. We also discuss disappearing planes in Asia, bad audiobook narration, and our actual experiences with possible dimensional shifts.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 40

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Come and escape reality with us! Maybe have an indefinite holiday? Because we're both totally worn out and don't think we can keep going like this. Even so, we've still got our usual spooky stories around the campfire for you. We start with a nasty neighbour who left a very memorable impression on our listener, and then a listener who recorded themselves on a sleep app and got more than they bargained for. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we've received a disturbing letter and a haunting polaroid that leads us to a pissy, wickery, bookish conclusion.

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Episode 67 - Where Wolves Fornicate

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're being hunted. On our own property, no less! By something with yellow eyes, razor sharp fangs, and a big red raw lipstick. But we'd expect no less from our first ever episode devoted to werewolves! We begin with the story of the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Southend-on-Sea, before moving on to the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Bedburg. We also discuss the sex appeal of Joe Manganiello as Alcide Herveaux in HBO's True Blood, the thrill of being stretched on a rack, and the eloquence of peasants in the 1500s.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 39

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

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Episode 66 - Reventus Dæmonum

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

"Forsitan dæmon intus in nobis iacebat ab initio." — Perhaps the demon lay within us from the beginning.

The demon is back, baby! And, try as we might, we're unable to exorcise this one. We're not sure we even want to. So, it's sticking around while we tell this week's stories. We begin with the epic career of Father Gabriele Amorth—and if you have a problem with him, you'll have to take it up with his boss… the pope. Then we move on to the haunting of the Smurl family, which has us questioning the lines between truth and fiction. We also discuss unimpressive demons, whether Joseph Stalin was really that bad, and getting exorcisms over Skype.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 38

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

The days are too hot, the nights are too humid... We decided to skip the campfire itself and just tell some spooky stories over breakfast instead—after complaining about the summer heat, that is. We've got a potentially evil Santa spirit on our hands in our first story this week, before moving on to a story about a brief but thrilling encounter with something in the attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're discussing witch chins, coke nails, and counter-hexes. Won't you join us?

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Episode 65 - I Scry with My Little Eye

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 37

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

You can tell that Spooky Season is on the horizon, because it's actually getting dark at night time. Worshippers of the Moon Demon are thrilled; meanwhile, we're just talking about how Gru from Despicable Me performs cunnilingus with that long pointy nose of his. For this week's spooky campfire stories, we're talking about the dangers of walking home alone at night; followed by an imaginary friend who sounds a lot more sinister than he should. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're teaching listeners about how to seduce (and repel) a ghostly lover.

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Episode 64 - The Power of Voodoo! Hoodoo? You Do! Do What? Remind Me of the Babe

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This paranormal podcast is for fun entertainment purposes only; the two doofuses who host the show are not trying to get cancelled. That being said; this week is all about voodoo! Of course, we're only talking about the version of voodoo that has evolved over centuries. We start with a crazy story about a cult, a cauldron, and lots of murder before moving onto a story about a curse that has claimed at least three lives. We also discuss how gays cannot shoot a machinegun accurately, the magical effects of diarrhoea in a cauldron, and competing over intelligence with your 4-year-old niece.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 36

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 GMT

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Episode 63 - The Black-Eyed Kids Aren't Alright

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We've discussed this before on the podcast, but aren't children just inherently terrifying? Especially children with black eyes. And no, we don't mean bruised skin; we're talking about pupils, irises, and sclerae. And the children to whom these eyes belong are… not okay. In fact, they're downright terrifying. We begin with a story about a woman who receives a visit from a pair of black-eyed kids on Halloween, of all nights! Then a short story about a little boy (a normal, human boy) who is stalked in his mum's car by a black-eyed kid before finishing up with a terrifying story about a man who also has a frightening encounter with the little freaks. We also discuss "readers" of our podcast, aniridia, and little girls offering lemonade for sale.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 35

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:00:00 GMT

Who else agrees that August and Autumn kind of seem like they should be related? This isn't a ghoulish ghostly question, but just for Kyle's sanity. Anyway, please come slipping and sliding into our tent this week while we tell a pair of spooky scary stories. We start with a terrifying story about a ghostly man watching teens getting drunk in a park, then we move on to a haunted cinema and a warm breath on the back of your neck. We also discuss flashers with lightsabre penises, liminal spaces, and in our Paranormal Problem we revisit a persisting issue with a Dybbuk box and a yonic yearning.

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Episode 62 - Wraiths Among the Ruins

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Do you pee yourself when you laugh really hard or get too excited? Whether you do or you don't, we've got some great content for you this week. Ruins! Or, in Jennie's words "not barely there, but also there." Regardless of your definition of the word, we've got some great haunted ruins for you. We start with Bhangarh Fort in India, talking about wizards, streetwise princesses, and hermits with a view. We then move on to Ireland's Hellfire Club, with stories of sacrifices, debauchery, and Devil worship. We also discuss nefarious perfumes, soggy biscuits, and the difference between centuries and millennia.

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Episode 61 - Hauntingly Good Ghost Hunts

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Kyle's having withdrawals from accidentally running out of antidepressants. That's both how we start this week's episode, and a disclaimer in case he seems like he's not with it this week. But on to the good stuff: We're talking about ghost hunting this week! Beginning with a ghost hunt in the famous Stanley Hotel in Colorado, and then moving on to the lengthy ghost hunt for whatever was haunting Alma Fielding. We also discuss cold spots on your crotch, the vanilla sex act of whipping, and marks on your breast that might be supernatural in nature.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 34

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? … is Kyle's newest podcast obsession. Is finding a shit on the bathroom floor at your wedding ghoulish? Because it feels ghoulish. But that's not what we're here to discuss this week. We've got some spooky campfire stories! The first begins with some nice home renovations, but ends with an eerie feeling and haunting presence. In our second story, we have a haunted computer… Or just a malfunctioning Windows 95? We also discuss having no legs, white and brown noise, and a Paranormal Problem about a ghostly nun who disapproves of promiscuity.

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Episode 60 - Ghosts in the Wild

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're trying our hand at being naturists this week. But, as I'm sure you can imagine, the conversation soon devolves into talk of detachable clitorises and penis size. But that's not what we're here for; we're actually here to talk about haunted nature. We begin with the haunting of Manchac Swamp in Louisiana before trekking all the way to Cannock Chase forest in Staffordshire. And between the two, there are plenty of spooky, scary ghosts and ghouls to be afraid of. We also discuss dry, passionless sex, being grateful to your local voodoo priestess, and ghosts who try to be intimidating but just sound silly.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 33

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

What's your excuse for getting yourself out of a not-ideal social situation? You have a doctor's appointment? You have to get back to work? You just shit yourself? Don't worry, Jennie also has a hard time getting out of those conversations. We also have some spooky stories, starting with a ghost who doesn't appreciate early-90s-era Mariah Carey and then moving on to a story of a haunted attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a woman who is terrified of urine is being haunted by a family of ghosts who just happen to be piss fetishists.

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Episode 59 - Witchful Thinking

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The witch is back! Well, witches, plural. Because we're revisiting one of our earliest episode's themes with even more double, double, toil and trouble. Triple, triple, toil and nipple? We start with the legend of the Bell Witch before moving on to a more traditional case of witch hunting.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 32

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

When you're in the sex haze and it's good and you're in it, nothing else exists around you. Pain? Lost in the sex haze. The Mario Kart theme tune? Lost in the sex haze. Your nan's terrible singing voice? Well, that just makes things better. We're kicking things off this week with a listener story about Bloody Mary herself, and then moving on to a story about a ghost who was not-quite-caught on camera. And in today's Paranormal Problem, a supermodel has ruined her natural good looks by opening a cursed coffin. We can't wait for you to join us!

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Episode 58 - Secret Handshakes and Occult Shenanigans

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

There are plenty of clandestine organisations, secret societies, and mysterious cults in the world. We're talking about just two of them, but two is enough. We start with a man who kept his little cult in the family in the most repulsive disgusting way. And then we move on to The Order of Nine Angles, which was such a depressing topic that Kyle couldn't even complete his research. It's a dark and moody episode, we're warning you. We also discuss Vampire Jesus, the belief that secrets are poison, and the choice to put chocolate or cheese up your urethra.

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Movie Night 2 - Conjuring The Ghoul Club

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Did you know that it's been ten years since the release of acclaimed horror movie, The Conjuring? That's right... TEN YEARS!! It's mad, really. So, we're getting together for our second ever movie night to watch the film and give it the Ghoul Club treatment. Kyle's seen it dozens of times; but Jennie might as well have never seen it, because all she remembers is a chandelier. Get some popcorn, make yourself comfortable, and try not to get too scared.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 31

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

It's another hot evening and Jennie has painted her face red to highlight just how uncomfortably warm she is. But we'll always persevere for our listeners! So, we're telling you a pair of spooky stories. First, a building manager is persistently troubled by a smoke alarm that may or may not be possessed. Then someone is haunted by a one-night-only ghost appearance, sitting casually in a chair. We then assist a woman whose new apartment is haunted by a vulgar ghost who leaves ooey-gooey-slimy-creamy ectoplasm over everything.

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Episode 57 - Wed and Dead

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Weddings are miraculous. Whether it's bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, or bride and strangely-malevolent-ghost-groom. We're simultaneously ringing the wedding bells and the funeral bells and the tubular bells (Get it? It's a 'The Exorcist' reference). We begin with a ghostly groom who is intent on getting his bride to join him in death, and then move on to a true crime story about a death that may just have happened in order to allow a marriage to happen. We also discuss wedding facts, hidden bodies in bean bags, and having a passionate snog with your best friend.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 30

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Lots of fisting at Dungeons & Dragons for Kyle has left him red raw and exhausted. Jennie is obsessed with a dog's anus. It's just a typical episode of Campfire Ghouls, really. We tell a story about a haunted murder house before moving on to a story about ghostly music in the Tower of London. We're also revisiting a Paranormal Problem about spectral tongues on an elderly vagina. It's as fun as it sounds.

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Episode 56 - Poltergeist Palooza

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Did you know that "poltergeist" is German for "ghost who wants to get in your knickers"? We made that up... but we wish it were true! Because this week is all about poltergeists. We start with The Indianapolis Poltergeist, and then the torment of the Harper family. We also discuss vampiric old men, dinosaurs, and the Dark Side of the Vibe. Please join us!

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Sleepover Ghouls - Episode 4 (with Scotty Gillespie)

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We went to Bodmin Jail with our good friend Scotty Gillespie and decided to have a sleepover at the clubhouse to debrief and decompress. In true Ghoul Club fashion, we also discuss bukkake, desired ghost encounters, and middle-aged problems. Is your mid-to-late-thirties considered middle-aged? Because that's how we feel.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 29

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 28

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

The heat has made the woods surrounding the clubhouse smell a bit like—what's the word? Oh, that's it: decomposition. We discuss sex and relationships, of course, before telling a couple of spooky stories. We begin with an accident and emergency that turns out to have a seemingly-undead twist, and then move on to an incredible message from Grampy on a Ouija board. In our Paranormal Problem, we're dealing with a relationship problem between a human man and his swamp creature lover.

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Episode 54 - Ghosts at Sea

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're all at sea this week. Literally. We went for a pleasant little sailing trip on The Ghoul Club's yacht, only for the nun to shove us into the ocean. Thank god our Ghoul Clubbers were there to save us! So, we decided to make the most of it and tell some ocean-related stories. We start with the mystery of the SS Ourang Medan, and then jump ship to the Queen Mary to talk about some ghosts who haunt the waves. We also discuss thalassophobia, Below Deck, and how difficult it can be to find first hand accounts of hauntings sometimes!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 27

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're not lighting the campfire. Sorry, not sorry. It's summer and we're already struggling with the heat. But we think that the fact we've still dragged ourselves out into the hot forest to tell you spooky stories should make up for the lack of an actual campfire. We start off with a story about a ghost hunt in which the ghost might be the one doing the hunting, and then we talk about a cousins' house that may or may not be haunted—we'll find out! We also have a bonus short story about some phantom footprints!! In today's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a woman who has overzealously stuck a Dybbuk Box up her vaginal passage and can't get it out.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 26

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Mix up your porn. Don't fixate. Indulge your fetishes but don't obsess over them. Oh, and we also talk about spooky stuff as well. We're telling listener stories about birthdays in honour of our 1st birthday! Including the local legend of Bridge Pete, and phantom music from a closed music box. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're taking our first official complaint… but it's not what it appears to be on the surface.

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Episode 52 - Mysteries, Unsolved

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Some mysteries are destined to never be solved, and that's the reason that they're so compelling and so frustrating at the same time. Like going on a date and not quite being able to tell if you're going to get laid at the end of the night or not. We're talking unsolved mysteries this week, starting with severed feet washing up on shores over many, many years. We then move on to an apparent "suicide" that has far too many twists and turns to be as straight forward as the authorities seem to think it is. We're also talking unforgettable TV theme tunes, foot fetishes versus foot aversions, and the dangers of Peter Andre sneaking into your room at night to sing 'Mysterious Girl'.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 25

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Emotional vampirism. What are its pros and cons? Is it comparable to actual vampirism? We'll discuss that today. But we're also telling a story about a dark family secret, and another story about a house that certainly seems to have something ghostly going on. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting a mummification issue to try and resolve some ongoing qualms.

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Episode 51 - Spooktacular Shenanigans in the Westcountry

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Alrite me luvver? Ark at ee going off to the barn with that Daisy cow! Almost a year in to The Ghoul Club, we're revisiting our home in the Westcountry to find some ghoulish stories that we missed the first time around. We're starting in Dorset (yes, it is part of the South West!) with Athelhampton House and its many, many ghosts. Then we delve into Sally in the woods, Sally on the barn, Sally making love—a story that is deeply rooted in Westcountry folklore and has plenty of twists and turns. We also discuss lying about our status to get free hotel stays, women comparing their hole sizes and levels of swollenness, and the meaning of the word sepulchral.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 24

Tue, 30 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

"The girls think it's nothing, but I was getting spooked," said Jennie moments before a ghost wrapped its slender fingers around her throat. Is that an exaggeration? You're just going to have to listen to today's episode to find out. We also tell stories about a ghost with a possible urination fetish, and a near death experience that proves to be very hard on someone. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're giving advice to someone whose witchy mother might be using necromantic magic on her unborn baby.

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Episode 50 - Supernatural Superstars

Thu, 25 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Over here! Look this way! Give us a smile, darling! Come on, just a quick pose for the front page. We need those captivating shots! You're a star! Your fans want to see every move you make! That's right… we're talking about superstars of the supernatural world this week. We start by discussing model, actor, and singer-songwriter, the Chupacabra. Then we move on to talking about muse, visionary, and glamour model, Krasue. We also discuss 86-year-old special effects in movies, the weak arguments of sad sceptics, and letting your possessed monstrous spouse continue their murderous ways because you don't want to kill them.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 23

Tue, 23 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

It's almost too warm for the campfire now, but it certainly sets the correct ambiance while we discuss some of the scariest creatures alive… dinner ladies. Then, after a lengthy introduction, we finally delve into this week's spooky stories. We have a look into Berry Pomeroy castle before exploring one person's bizarre experiences hiking alone in the Lake District. They're a pair of really good stories! And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a woman who is having premonitions of disaster following a sexual encounter with the Mothman.

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Episode 49 - Premonitions of Doom

Thu, 18 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Have you ever had a dream or vision of some terrible future event, only for it to actually come true? Well, we narrowly avoided a go-karting accident on a pig farm thanks to Jennie's premonition. I'm sure you can guess the theme of today's episode—and we're starting by talking about a doomed flight that more than one person had a bad feeling about. We then go on to talk about Edgar Allen Poe's accidental premonition in one of his novels, as well as learning a disturbing truth about the acclaimed writer. We also discuss eating pork, the mind of a writer and the anus of a whore, and a premonition of impending anal that leads to a good douching session.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 22

Tue, 16 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Stay away from Jennie this week, she's contagious. No one tells you the risks of contracting a bad cold from fisting. But don't worry, we're still here with the spooky stories! We start with a story about a ghostly housemate who may be more familiar with the apartment than the current occupants, and then move on to a story about a very corporeal visit from an unwanted guest. We also discuss our job at King Charles' coronation, the meaning of the word 'ribald', and revisit a lupine Paranormal Problem.

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Episode 48 - Spectral Connections

Thu, 11 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Have you ever been visited by the ghost of somebody that you used to know? Well, we're setting aside our problems with the clubhouse's high lead content this week to talk about people being haunted by someone they knew in life. We start with Al Capone's guilt over the Valentine's Day Massacre and the one victim who refused to let him get away with it, and then two stories about late wives who (for differing reasons) won't leave their husbands alone. We also discuss the meaning of the "leadifer" job title, which of us is going to die first, and the name Erasmus.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 21

Tue, 09 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Woollen underwear is all the rage, which is why we're wearing it around the campfire tonight. Then we're telling stories about a university security guard dealing with some mischievous ghosts and a story about one man's fascination with an empty house that might not be as empty as he thought. We also talk pubic mounds, Gwyneth Paltrow, and sofas with nothing but empty space behind them. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a man with a ghost orgy infestation.

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Episode 47 - Tales from the Microfilm Crypt

Thu, 04 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

You know that scene in the horror movie where the character sits at a weird machine and scrolls through newspaper articles? Well, today that's us! We're talking about the death of cowboy "Wild Boone" and his subsequent ghost coming back to haunt the residents of Tombstone, Arizona. Then we talk about murder, witch hunting, and a deadly fire. But don't worry! We also discuss piss play, sex playlists, and The Little Mermaid.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 20

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:00:00 GMT

It's such a magical time in The Ghoul Club when we get together for Campfire Ghouls. So magical that it feels like we're being showered with gold. A golden shower, if you will. And in today's episode we've got a story about a cryptid/murderer pretending to be someone's dad, and a story about a sweet message from beyond the grave. In our Paranormal Problem, Victoria Frankenstone is back… and things are worse than ever.

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Episode 46 - Whodunnit, Howdunnit, Whydunnit?

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Who knew there were so many mysterious unsolved deaths out there? That's why we're revisiting this topic, to delve deeper into some bizarre mysteries. We start with a woman who may or may not have been toxic af, then a heart attack that might not be as straightforward as it appears at first glance. We top things off with an epic look into the deaths/disappearances of the Sodder children. We also discuss pristine vaginas, amateur internet sleuthing, and accidentally slicing your clit off with your fingernails.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 19

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to the campfire, ghouls! Are your nipples erect? Because ours are, and it might not just be because of this cold snap. We're discussing a story about someone's first time left at home by themselves, and then a story about a ghost who doesn't want a hot young woman in their home. And, in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting an issue of vampirism. Also, we can't touch our toes.

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Episode 45 - A Ghost's Home Is Their Castle

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

"Unhinged" definitely describes today's episode. Is it a mixture of booze and pills, or is it just… who we are? We'll leave that for you to decide. Join us in a ghoulish castle as we discuss even more ghoulish castles. We begin with Burg Eltz and Jennie's thrilling attempt at a German accent, and then move on to Houska Castle and zero attempts at a Czech accent! That's right, you dodged a bullet on this one. We also talk about knights who deserved to die, the dullness of coming back as a 'White Lady' ghost, and blaming a ghost for your own negligence. Join us!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 18

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Recording in the forest at twilight certainly inspires lots of talk about Twilight. But is it Belle or Bella? Kirsten or Kristen? We're confused. Jennie because she's taking painkillers with alcohol, Kyle because he's… got bad juju? Our stories this week are about creepers in your house when you're not home, and ghostly women on the dual carriageway at night. Make yourself comfortable around the fire and buckle up because we're really messy in this one. But you might be turned on by this week's Paranormal Problem, about what happens when a mermaid tries to seduce you.

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Episode 44 - A Second (or Third, or Fourth) Coming

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We had almost come to the conclusion that resurrections and reincarnations were B-O-R-I-N-G, but then we came across a small handful of stories that totally changed our minds. A miraculous return to life, a twin possession, and a third James… This might mean nothing to you now, but just listen to the episode and it will all make sense. We also talk about pushing cum out of your sex hole among a host of other typically 'Ghoul Club-ish' stuff. We can't wait for you to come again… and again… and again.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 17

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Someone is sleepwalking… or are they? And what happens when babysitting gets a bit ghostly? Come and take a seat around the campfire to find out. We're also talking about bargain buys, how many times you can have sex in one night, and removing entire rants about transphobes. It's just another normal episode for The Ghoul Club.

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Episode 43 - Beam Me up, Ghoul Clubbers!

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

The Ghoul Club is blasting off into outer-space for the first time this week. That's right, we're talking aliens! We start with the curious story of Betty and Barney Hill before moving on to the abduction of Travis Walton. We'll be the first to say that these stories have got us questioning all kinds of things. Are aliens real? If so, what do they want with humanity? And will they fuck us if we ask nicely? You're just going to have to join us in the clubhouse to find out.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 16

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 05:00:00 GMT

There's someone upstairs, but it's not who you think it is. And that dream you had as a child? Maybe it was a message from a ghost in the future. There's only one way to find out, and that's to join us around the campfire for this week's stories. Then, as we tackle this week's Paranormal Problem, we're looking to the sky to try and help someone reconnect with a former love who just happens to be an extra-terrestrial.

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Episode 42 - Museum of the Macabre

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:00:00 GMT

There's a party in the clubhouse tonight, but the party rings and tuna-mayo sandwiches are already gone—sorry! The good news is that we've got a pair of really interesting stories for you today, all about haunted museums. We start in New York with the Morris-Jumel Mansion before moving on to Ham House in Richmond upon Thames. Trust us, there's a lot to talk about! We also touch on taking someone else's spanking as some sort of kink, putting your PlayStation controller up your ass, and piss queens. Come and join us.

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Sleepover Ghouls - Episode 3 (with Evelyn Hollow)

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We're so thrilled to be joined in the clubhouse by award winning writer and paranormal psychologist, Evelyn Hollow. Both of us were ready for this to be a kinky exploration into BDSM with the most beautiful woman in the field of parapsychology, but it actually turned into a really thought-provoking discussion about control, authority, and belief. So, come and slip yourself under the covers with us and see if you can learn a thing or two!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 15

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Gather 'round the campfire, ghouls! We're telling the story of a creepy psychic dream, and then we're moving on to one of the scariest things a child has ever said to their parent. We also discuss ghost saliva, licking semen out of your partner, and getting fingered by a werewolf. And in today's Paranormal Problem, it's time to tackle Frankenstone's Monster—and no, that is not a typo.

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Episode 41 - Based on a True Story

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

It's a double bill this week on The Ghoul Club. We're starting with The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) before moving on to The Possession (2012). Well, we're not watching the movies. We're not even talking about them. What we're doing is telling you about the true stories behind the fiction. And they're a pair of doozies! We also discuss the pronunciation of Texarkana, what makes a cool serial killer names, and whether a haunting can be more than the spirit of a person.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 14

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Today is all about saying no. No to flicking your goosepimples. No to offering your sexual abilities to others. No to improv. But we're saying YES YES YES to our listener stories! Yes to a story about a premonition that wound up saving someone's life. Yes to a haunted house during the summer holidays. And yes to a very bloody Paranormal Problem!

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Episode 40 - Ghosts on Stage

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Who's trying to hog the limelight today? Well, that's usually Kyle because he's a selfish bastard, but we're talking about ghosts who can't quite leave their theatre days behind. Starting with The Stanley Theatre in Vancouver and then moving on to The Empire Theatre in Liverpool, we have plenty of ghosts to talk about between the two. We also discuss Cher as a 1930s mobster, the disappointment of child ghosts, and—yet again—Jennie's accent misfires.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 13

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The nun is up to no good again this week, but on the plus side Jennie's right knee is skinnier than it has ever been! And in our campfire stories, we're talking about experiencing some kind of nightmarish creature on the road at night before moving onto an unwanted visitor at the back door asking to come in. For once, not a euphemism. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're tackling a mummified wife who is facing an unusual issue.

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Episode 39 - Vanishing Acts

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

There's something particularly chilling about the unsolved and unexplainable. And nothing in that category is quite as frightening as the idea of people disappearing without a trace, never to be seen again. So, we're tackling that topic this week! We start off with a missing woman and her missing lunch, and then we tell two short stories with a common thread—three people going missing around Christmastime. We also discuss party rings, impressive moustaches, and more of Jennie's attempts at doing accents. At least, we think that's what she's doing.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 12

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Urban Explorers. Dogging. Zombie Husband. That's how we would sum up today's Campfire Ghouls in just a few short words. And yes, it's just as juicy and ludicrous as it sounds! Come and join us as we burn the midnight oil and warm our chilly little toes.

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Episode 38 - Too Ghoul For School

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 GMT

It's Back to School week here at The Ghoul Club. Specifically our brand of school, which involves learning demonology from the nun and then talking about haunted schools. We start with a lesson about Bemrose School in Derby, before flying over to Idaho for a class about the ghosts of Pocatello High School. We also discuss comprehanaseive schools, our dodgy acting skills in secondary school, and finger-blasting Jennie for half an hour in the disabled toilets. Come and join us!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 11

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The moon is out and looking like a toenail clipping in this week's Campfire Ghouls. We're talking about a potentially xenophobic ghostly woman, an apparition on a farm in Texas, and the usual shite that comes out of our mouths. We're also helping a man with his Paranormal Problem in which he's being ghosted by a demon who promised him wealth and power. Jennie's attempting more accents and Kyle's… coping with those accents. Take a seat by the glow of the fire!

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Episode 37 - People Are the Worst (Part 2)

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

We're back with part 2 of our look into some of history's most heinous human beings. It's Jennie's turn this week, and she's disturbing all of us with the tale of the Toolbox Killers. It gets very dark very quickly, and not even we can make this story a fun romp. We also discuss Lilt's transition into Fanta, the death of the M&M mascots, and creating your own happy ending (not a euphemism).

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 10

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

A nursing home resident who refuses to leave, a headless woman in a historic building, and a ghost who's in a throuple with your parents? It can only mean another episode of Campfire Ghouls. Come and bundle up with us as we discuss flappy, oily, oozing chicken skin genitals, banging a bag of bones, and our crushes on Kristoff from Disney's Frozen.

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Episode 36 - People Are the Worst (Part 1)

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

I think we can all agree that human beings are awful. But it's also kind of fun and hella interesting to dig into the worst of us. What did they do? Why did they do it? It turns out that these stories are so involved that, for the first time ever, we're going to have to do it in two parts! Part 1 is Kyle's turn, and he's talking all about the fascinating and horrible life of Katherine Knight. We also discuss Barbie and Ken, sacrificing your own mother to your crazy ex-girlfriend, and watching TV in your lingerie.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 9

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

We're talking "the greater good" and reincarnation in this week's Campfire Ghouls. Have you ever felt like something strange is going on in your small community? Or that the person who just came out of your vagina might actually be a deceased relative? Well, then this is the episode for you. And in our Paranormal Problem, we're giving advice on how to win your cat's love back when they've decided they like the ghost in your house more than they like you.

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Episode 35 - The Groom's Bride Is a… Ghost

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Today's the big day! The Ghoul Club is getting married! To a ghost bride! Well, not so much "married"; just talking about them, really. We start with the Mistletoe Bride and the longest game of hide and seek ever played, and then move on to the headless bride of the Old Faithful Inn. We also discuss the smell of vaginas, smegma, and tingly lube. Please come and join us for this surprisingly short episode!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 8

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Come and join us by the campfire for another pair of ooky spooky stories. We start this week with the tale of a ghouly sleepover with a ghostly visitor. We then talk about a family's night of hell. But it's not all doom and gloom! We've got another Paranormal Problem to solve, and this time we're helping an amorous bachelor to lure in a sexy, sultry swamp thing.

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Episode 34 - What Possessed You?

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Possession is a disturbing topic, but it raises a lot of questions. Just where do you draw the line between saving someone from something supernatural, and treating them for a serious mental illness? We discuss this and more in this week's episode. With two possession stories that really made us both question a lot. We also discuss slut-shaming, gross priests, and big dicks.

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 7

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

This week we're gathering around the campfire to talk about all kinds of things. Can ghosts speak any language? Is all sleep paralysis just a sleep disorder and nothing more? Do ghost pharmacists just keep working after they're dead? We're also helping a teenage girl with her Paranormal Problem; her parents are being separated by a very amorous bisexual spirit. Make yourself comfortable, warm your hands, and try not to get too aroused.

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Episode 33 - A Nice Hot Bowl of Creepypasta

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Do you take your Creepypasta al dente? A good scary story definitely does something to the tooth. Like sets them on edge, for instance. If you don't know what a Creepypasta is, don't worry! We've got explanations for you. Then we have stories about a young boy's haunted bed, a man who receives Facebook messages from his dead girlfriend, and a haunted copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. We also discuss wet shit, incestuous erections, and mistakenly thinking someone is dead when they're not.

Come and see our clubhouse any time! And send your stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read them out on a future episode of Campfire Ghouls.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 6

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

We're hot, furry, and guzzling blood by the campfire this week. Come and join us for some spit-roasted mystery meat as we dribble some spooky stories into your ears. We're talking about the slap heard around the bathroom today, along with the dangers of Grindr and unsettling men in hotel lobbies. Pick your spot around the campfire, make yourself comfortable, and let's dive in. We're also helping a werewolf couple with their horny adolescent son in this week's Paranormal Problem. We both have lots of experience with adolescent werewolves.

Don't forget to come see our clubhouse and email us with your stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com, which is also where you can send us your Paranormal Problems!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 32 - Ghosts Behind Bars

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Tweet tweet, jailbirds! Time to go to the big house. That's right, we're talking all things haunted prisons. Starting with the ghostly ruins of the Eastern State Penitentiary and then moving on to the... also ghostly ruins of Shepton Mallet Prison. We're also talking tiny ghosts, death by ghost fisting, and raw meat slime.

Please don't forget to pop by the clubhouse, and you can send your stories and Paranormal Problems to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com to be featured in an upcoming episode of Campfire Ghouls.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 5

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

Isn't it great when you're left at home alone and can do whatever you want? Why not put on that horror video game that your friends have been begging you to try. Actually, maybe it's best not to, since apparently it's going to summon something unpleasant to shatter your alone time into a million pieces. Instead, why don't you go and stay with your grandma for the evening? Actually, maybe you shouldn't do that either, since her spare bedroom is packed full of creepy dolls. Tell you what, maybe you should just settle down with this episode of Campfire Ghouls and hear stories about those situations instead. We'll also help you figure out what to do if your spouse starts exhibiting symptoms of vampirism—we're nice like that.

You can send your stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com to have them read out on Campfire Ghouls. You can also send us your Paranormal Problem and we'll be more than happy to help you figure out what to do! Don't forget to join us in the clubhouse.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 31 - Bumping Uglies

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

What goes bump in the night? Well, hopefully it's your bed as you and a ghost have the most intense night of passion you've ever experienced. And that's the whole vibe of this episode as we step a little further into the smutty world of ghost sex. First, we discuss one woman's opportunity to passionately reconnect with her late husband; then we go on to discuss a woman whose opinion on her spectral lover takes a sharp U-turn. We also discuss threesomes, flying computer towers, and how masturbating is like pizza—please join us once again.

Our clubhouse is always open! And if you'd like to have your story or Paranormal Problem read out around the campfire, please email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 4

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

It's another windy, rainy night by the campfire for us. But there's no better place to tell some spooky stories! That's why so many ghost story podcasts have some kind of 'campfire' name or variation—we may not be the most original, but we have some killer stories this episode. First, we discuss whether ghosts really love chairs as much as they seem to (and why!) and then we move on to a good old fashioned haunted bedroom story. Take a seat, warm your hands, don't get too wet. We're also talking about post-ghost-orgy clean-up in today's Paranormal Problem.

Don't forget to pop in to the clubhouse and also send your own spooky stories (and Paranormal Problems) to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 30 - The Ghoul Club

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The first episode of The Ghoul Club in 2023. We're back, baby! What an amazing time we've had so far—and we're going to see the year out with a couple of our favourite spooky, scary stories. We talk about the 1992 BBC Halloween Special, Ghostwatch, and then reopen one of our bitesize episodes to comb over the story in greater detail. We also discuss wasting ketchup, the sting of betrayal, and the word "slit". We can't wait to see you back in the clubhouse!

Don't forget to send your stories or Paranormal Problems to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com to be featured in an upcoming episode of Campfire Ghouls!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 3

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 06:00:00 GMT

The Ghoul Club is back for more in 2023! Join us around the fire for some dark and haunting tales. What would you prefer: A floating shadowy silhouette or an unidentifiable ghostly voice? Don't worry, we've got both. And we're also helping someone tap into the potential of "Sex Magic" in this episode's Paranormal Problem. Make yourself comfortable, toast a marshmallow, and take off your clothes—it's ghoulin' time.

Please join us in our clubhouse as well, and send your stories or problems to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com if you'd like to offer your story to the campfire gods.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Christmas Special - The Ghoul Club's Christmas Eve Ghost Story

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Telling a scary ghost story on Christmas Eve is an old tradition that isn't as fashionable as it used to be. That's why we're attempting to revive the old tradition with "Daphne Slits 2 Arrival at Cummington Manor: The Return of Maud."

We know you have questions.

Is there a "Daphne Slits 1"? No.

Has it been inspired by romance novels? Yes, heavily.

Will I be scared? You'll have to be the judge of that...

Merry Christmas from The Ghoul Club xoxo

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Episode 29 - Christmas Bloody Christmas

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

It's almost Christmas, so here's a festively themed episode. We start off during Christmas of that good old year 1929, when a terrible tragedy struck a small town. Then we take a trip to Canaan, Vermont, where the Cohen family were haunted every Christmas by a mysterious returning spirit. We also discuss having a "horrorsome" Christmas, the difference between "Last Christmas" and "White Christmas", and a black hole where a vagina should be. Join us for some festive cheer!

Visit the clubhouse anytime, you're always welcome! And if you'd like us to read out your real or fictional ghost story around the campfire, email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com where you can also send your Paranormal Problems.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 2

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to the campfire. We're keeping it brief today with a couple of short but memorable listener stories. Has a ghost ever interrupted you during sex? Have you ever found a demonic children's book that then deleted itself from existence? Probably not, unless you're the two listeners who wrote into us this week. And in this episode's Paranormal Problem, we help someone solve their dry vagina with ghosts.

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse and submit your story or Paranormal Problem to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com for a future episode!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episodes 28 - The Spooks and Spectres of Old London Town

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

We're off to London today, at the suggestion of one of our listeners, to tell you some spooky tales from The Big Smoke. We begin with the story of a succulent scholar who summons the demonic Black Dog of Newgate, then we take one step closer to hell and visit the ghosts of the London Underground. We also talk cow anuses, feeling like a million pounds, and casual sex.

Visit us in the clubhouse, and send us your Campfire Ghouls story to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com (or your paranormal problems!)

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Campfire Ghouls - Episode 1

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Campfire Ghouls! We're taking a few tentative steps out of the clubhouse and into the surrounding woodland so that we can set up a campfire and tell some ghost stories and tales of creepy encounters. We're also introducing a new (parody) segment called Paranormal Problems, where we play agony aunts to some spooky, sexy, spectral situations.

If you would like to submit a ghost story or a paranormal problem (real or fictional!) please email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com — and don't forget to pay a visit to the clubhouse while you're in the area!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 27 - YES, NO, GOOD BYE

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Ever been ghosted by a spirit on a Ouija board? We have. One minute it's all fun and games, then it becomes extremely steamy, and then they're gone without so much as a goodbye. But it's the Ouija board that brings us to this episode, which is all about terrifying brushes with the mystic oracle. We kick things off with Zozo, the Ouija Board Demon, and the frightening games he plays; then we move to a story of a brush with something familial but terrifying. We also discuss when it's okay to be "sceptible", the flavour of a human soul, and ghosts gushing either pussy juices or piss (we're not sure).

Come and play with the Ouija board in the clubhouse with us! And send us your stories and/or paranormal problems for Campfire Ghouls to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com to contribute.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 26 - It's-a-Me, Ghoulio!

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Pizza, pasta, gelato, mozzarella, calzone... Italy is known for amazing foods. Also, is Super Mario considered to be more Italian or Japanese? Sorry, we're getting side tracked. In this episode, we talk about Italian ghosts—from the tragic story of Beatrice Cenci to the dark history of Poveglia Island. There are a lot of dark things to discuss. We also talk about Italian accents, the right circumstances to kill someone, and tiny mouths. Bring something Italian and come join us!

You can visit us in the clubhouse, as always, and send your stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com if you'd like us to read them out in a future episode!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 25 - Déjà Vu Means They've Changed Something

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:00 GMT

You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in the Clubhouse and we show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. And by "rabbit-hole", we obviously mean our sex chimneys. But today we're talking about glitches in the simulation, or breaks in reality that make you question the world we're living in. We also discuss shooting pens out of your anus, letting someone else borrow your body for a day, and Jennie in the Multiverse of Madness. We can't wait to upload your digital data into our waiting ports.

Come and visit our clubhouse! And send us your spooky, sexy, scary stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com so that we can read them out in a future episode.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 24 - A Thirst for Blood

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 06:00:00 GMT

History is full of terrifying vampires: Dracula, Elizabeth Bathory, Nosferatu, Edward Cullen, The Count from Sesame Street. Even more recently it's been "morbin' time" everywhere you look. But we're talking about some vampires that are a little more… dare we say "ghoulish"? We start off with a story about a vampiric haunting at Highgate Cemetery in London, and then move on to the unbelievable story of Arnold Paole. We also discuss where exactly you're supposed to put a wooden stake, the best place on the human body to suck blood from, and salt necklaces with a bit of shit fabric wrapped around it; we welcome you inside our premises and hope you'll consider sucking us dry.

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse! And send your spooky, creepy, sexy stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com so that we can read it out on a future episode.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 23 - I'd like to Stay in Room 237… Or Any Room That's Haunted

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Welcome to The Ghoul Club Hotel. We have an indefinable number of rooms, some colourful live-in guests, and plenty of Demon Juice to go around. We'll sit you down and tell you all about The Witchery by the Castle in Edinburgh, followed by the horrors of The Langham Hotel in London. We also discuss inventive ways to say that you've forgotten something, the meaning of the phrase "open your wee bealey", and of course more hilarious misfired attempts at various accents. We hope you enjoy your stay!

Remember to come and visit our clubhouse! And send your spooky, creepy, awful, sexy, hilarious stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Sleepover Ghouls - Episode 2 (with Emma from Real Life Ghost Stories)

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Things get sexy, embarrassing, and downright weird in the clubhouse during our second sleepover. We were truly honoured to be joined by the beyond-charming host of Real Life Ghost Stories, Emma, who wasn't afraid to get down and dirty with us. We also talk about ghosts, obviously! And our conversation was full of twists, turns, and eroticism. We just hope Emma didn't leave unsatisfied…

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse! And send us your creepy, spooky, or sexy stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 22 - Fatal Femmes

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Femme fatales, women who kill, white ladies, killer queens. We're talking about women who are aware enough of their feminine wiles to commit atrocious acts of violence this week—so, basically, we're just talking about Jennie. But we do also talk about the Granny Ripper, which is just as wild and ridiculous as it sounds, and then about the curse of La Sayona, who may be our sexiest ghoul yet. We also talk about sad salads, older women in the porn industry, and supernatural soap operas. People of all gender identities are welcome!

Don't forget to visit our clubhouse! And send us your stories of creepy encounters or paranormal experiences to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Halloween Special - The Clubhouse of Horror I

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Happy Halloween! We've got something extra special for you today. Together, we were given the incredible chance to visit a small village in Devon and stay at Tavener House. These days, it's a small, beautiful, unassuming manor house—but it comes with a rich, dark history and more than its fair share of ghosts. We'll tell you all about the tragedies that have befallen this place and maybe, just maybe, catch some spooky ghost activity. Buckle up; it's a wild one.

Once we're dead, come find our ghosts in the clubhouse. And send your personal spooky experiences to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 21 - The Curse of All Hallows' Eve

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

HALLOWEEN IS UPON US! Honestly, the ghosts and demons that live in our clubhouse have been acting wild—juices everywhere. And, in the spirit of this time of year, our theme this week is Halloween itself!! We talk about a girly sleepover in the 90s in which a game of The Three Mirrors went horribly wrong, then we move on to a brief story about candy and murder, before finishing up with The Man Who Killed Halloween. We also discuss Halloween costume woes, fingering yourself, and whether déjà vu applies to things that haven't happened yet.

Don't hesitate to visit us in the clubhouse! And remember to send your own spooky creepy terrifying encounters to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 20 - Home Sweet (Haunted) Home

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

It's the spookiest time of year. The veil between our world and The Further grows ever-thinner. And the ghosts that haunt our houses are so close they can almost reach out and touch us. In honour of this F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S time of year, we're taking a step into one of the most classic ghostly themes: haunted houses. We start with the bizarre stories and unusual hauntings of the S.K. Pierce Mansion before moving on to a first-hand account of a woman who grew up in a haunted house, inhabited by the spirit of "The Captain". We also discuss tapping into your full ghost power potential, double-enders, and French accents; please, won't you join us?

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse, which is full of spirits now. And send us your personal creepy stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Movie Night 1 - Before You Die, You See Our Rings

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

It's the first ever movie night in The Ghoul Club and we've got something a little bit different for you. We're celebrating the 20th anniversary of the release of The Ring. It might be a remake of a Japanese film based on a Japanese novel, but it achieved the impossible by surpassing its predecessors and has become one of the most easily recognisable horror films of all time. Yes, Kyle is writing this and YES, I know I'm biased since it's my favourite horror movie; but also Jennie had never seen it and her reactions are... well, they're worth a listen. We hope you'll join us.

Don't forget, as always, to visit the clubhouse! And send us your ooky spooky Hallowooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 19 - Ghoulish Games to Play in the Dark

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Do you wanna play a game? Well, we love a bit of Scrabble or Uno or Monopoly... but that's not the kind of games we're talking about in the clubhouse this week. We start off with The Midnight Game, in which you summon an evil entity to play Hide and Seek with, and then we go on to talk about The Corner Game, in which an empty room with four corners can become a truly terrifying place. We also talk about being jarred by Jennifer, knuckle jobs, and the choice of tinned spaghetti on a jacket potato; we can't wait for you to come and play with us.

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Episode 18 - Old MacDonald Had a… Haunting?

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Ee-eye, ee-eye-oh no! Things are getting pretty spooky down on the farm in this episode. Old MacDonald may not have any cows or pigs, but he certainly has a sex addiction and a demon living in his attic. But we're not talking about that in this episode, we're talking about Burnt House Farm and the twisty-turny events surrounding it, followed by a story about Australia's most haunted house, the Monte Cristo Homestead. We also give you the cringe with our Australian accents and discuss slimy fingers and the art of "capping". We love having you here with us.

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse! And send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Sleepover Ghouls - Episode 1 (with Scotty Gillespie)

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Well, we're finally hosting sleepovers in the clubhouse, and we're so excited to share the shenanigans with you! Our first ever guest is artist, illustrator, and ceramicist Scotty Gillespie. We discuss a couple of Scotty's paranormal experiences, ask them about their favourite spooky movie and video game, and ask the question on everybody's lips: Have you had—and, if not, would you have—sex with a ghost? We also discuss the antics of nightmarish cartoon lions, the fear instilled in a grown adult by Thomas the Tank Engine, and how best to relinquish control to a demon.

Don't forget to visit us in the recently-remodelled clubhouse. And if you would like to have your creepy story read out in one of our main episodes, email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 17 - Home Is Where the Ghoul Is

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Have you ever had the itch to discover what dark secrets might lie behind the town you live in? Well, we certainly have. And that's what led us to this week's theme. We start off with Kyle in Falmouth, where we learn about the ghosts of Pendennis Castle; then we go to Dawlish (sort of) with Jennie and learn about the ghosts of Powderham Castle. We also debate Henry VIII's eligibility as the poster-child of "curves = coins", talk about Jennie's place in the LGBTQIA+ community, and reveal the secrets behind lesbians' false nail habits. It spirals further and further out of control, but we can't wait for you to be on that ride with us.

Come and visit us in the clubhouse when you have a second! And email us your spooky (or lesbian-false-nails) stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 16 - Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We're quite literally standing on Autumn's doorstep, which means Spooky Season is well and truly upon us. To celebrate the arrival of our favourite time of year, we're embracing Spooky Season with some Spooky Scary Skeletons that will hopefully send some shivers down your spine. We start this week with a story about a washed-up cabaret singer with some skeletons in her closet, and then go on to talk about a skeletal entity in the woods that might be trying to tell people something. We also talk about some exciting developments in the clubhouse, Jennie's desire to look like a hot and sexy pumpkin, and some dickilicious demons.

Despite the construction work happening at the moment, please visit the clubhouse! And let us know if you've got a strange and unusual story that you would like to share by emailing us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 15 - Kids Say the Funniest (and Most Horrifying) Things

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Aren't children just the worst? Sorry, we mean: adorable. Well, not the ones that we're talking about this week as we delve into some creepy stories centred entirely around children. We start with the story of a family whose children are haunted by a naughty boy, and then move on to the disturbing story of Retta McCabe, one of the youngest murderesses in history. We also revisit the topic of ghost pubes, discuss whether or not a newborn baby could commit murder, and dive into what it looks like when journalism goes wrong; so unleash your inner child and come join us for our most laughter-filled episode so far.

Don't forget to visit the clubhouse! And if you have a spooky and/or sexy story of your own that you'd like to share with us, you can email it to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we promise to treat it with the utmost care.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 14 - On the Seat of Evil

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Have you ever looked at your bureau and wondered if it harbours an evil spirit? Or felt like there was something demonic watching you from inside your favourite chiffonier? Well, then this episode is for you because we're talking about haunted and/or cursed pieces of furniture! We start off with a green-eyed flame-haloed old woman who terrifies children in their bunkbeds, and then move on to the Dead Man's Chair—an unsuspecting piece of oak furniture that seemingly kills everyone who sits in it. We also discuss how to pronounce Wisconsin, whether or not ghosts have pubes, and try to determine whether or not anything about this podcast is satire? Please join us and… help us. Please, help us. We're losing it.

(Apologies for any audio issues; Kyle idiotically recorded with a fan blowing into his microphone)

Come and see all the new furniture we've got in the clubhouse! And send your lᴉsʇǝuǝɹ sʇoɹᴉǝs to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we might reward you with a haunted toilet… or something.

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Episode 13 - Omnis Dæmonicus

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT

"Sortes qui facit." — You have sealed your fate.

Have you ever felt like you weren't alone in an otherwise empty room? As if unseen eyes were watching you? Or a chill on the back of your neck? Yeah, that was probably a demon. And for our unlucky 13th episode, we're taking a deep plunge into hell and going all demonic. We start with a haunting in Springfield, Louisiana, where a home renovation turns terrifyingly evil and then we move on to a disturbing and deadly possession in Ossett, West Yorkshire. We also explain how to make a devil's dick, discuss how a new house might make your head snap backwards, and laugh about things that people really shouldn't laugh at; we can't wait to take control of your mortal form and make you do unspeakable things with us.

While we're still possessing you, we command you to come and visit the clubhouse. And also think of your spookiest story and send it to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 12 - All Right, Mr. DeGhoul, I'm Ready for My Close-Up

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Even ghosts get papped, you know! That's right—not even death can save you from the prying lens of a paparazzo's camera. And that's why, this week, we're looking into curious cases of ghosts caught on camera. We start with an unexpected photobomb in an ultrasound, then move on to a photo of a jealous ghost who just wanted to be included; and we finish with an unwanted visitor in a haunted Toys "R" Us in the 1970s. We also talk about ghost tampons, the missteps of early 2000s fashion, and neglecting your Tamagotchi; so keep us in your sights because we can't wait for you to snap a photo of us.

You're also welcome to take photos of the clubhouse at any time! And if you fancy sending us a photo (or a spooky story) email us at theghouclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 11 - Have You Heard the One About…?

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Have you heard the one about Bloody Mary? Or the one about the licked hand? Maybe the one about Slender Man? Well, we may not be talking about those urban legends this week, but we've still got some juicy ones for you to sink your razor-sharp teeth into. We start with the one about the breakdown on a foggy country road, and then move on to the one about the liver. But we're not done yet! We also discuss the one about the melon heads and finally the one about the dead children's playground. We also discuss the importance of Demon Juice (again), the differences between our childhood interests, and how tired a pair of podcast co-hosts can be after recording two episodes back-to-back; so why not join us for some legendarily urban-ish stories and see if you can still sleep afterwards?

Don't forget to check out the clubhouse; we appreciate every visit! And if you want to share your own legend, please email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 10 - Whodunnit and How, Exactly, Did They Dunnit?

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We're asking who, what, where, when, and why this week in the clubhouse! That's right, we've stepped away from the ghostly this week to tackle another ghoulish topic... mysterious unexplained and/or unsolved deaths. Get your skin crawling with the story of the Atlas Vampire before learning about a strange toilet-related fatality in the village of Miyakoji. We cap things off with the disturbing Hinterkaifeck murders. We also discuss a preference for au naturel or shaved, tangents into the history of condoms, and Ted Bundy was an uggo with a monobrow; so why don't you find a way to mysteriously join us in the clubhouse this week?

Believe it or not, we have social media so please visit us! And if you have your own spooky tale to tell, email us at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 9 - Psychic'ing Ass

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We sense a tall, dark, handsome stranger in your future... or maybe that's just the ghost that lives in the clubhouse? Either way, we're going totally psychic this week. We kick things off with a visit to Boise, Idaho in 1995 and a haunted house with a dark secret, and then we talk about psychic Nancy Weber's efforts to help police track down a serial killer. We also discuss whether Eric from The Little Mermaid was a sexual predator, whether you should get down on your hands and knees at a ghost's behest, and whether or not Demon Juice could cure COVID; we can already sense that you're going to enjoy this one.

Don't forget to visit us in the clubhouse. Also, if you want to tell us your spooky stories then send them to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we'll share them with the rest of the club!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 8 - We're All Going on a Spooky Holiday

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We're going on a field trip away from the clubhouse today! Hop on a plane with us as we take you to a couple of destinations outside of our comfort zone. We're kicking off our foreign tales today with a look at Normandy's Abbaye de Mortemer and the ghosts that still roam its grounds, and then we're traveling all the way to Japan to talk about an ancient myth and some urban legends. We also discuss ghostly birdcalls, incel samurai, and fisting; so we hope your passport hasn't expired because it's going to be a long journey!

When you get back, make sure to visit the clubhouse. And also send us your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com or we're going to have to send some ghosts your way to give you a fright.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 7 - Paging Doctor Ghoul

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Don't step on any of the clubhouse's many wayward rusty nails, or we'll have to take you to hospital—and, as we're discovering this week, hospitals can be some of the most haunted places around! We talk about spectral appearances at Barnes Hospital, a haunted lift at St Bartholomew's Hospital, and some chilling tales from Cardiff Royal Infirmary. We also discuss splattered dildos, being spanked by a ghostly matron, and we ask the question: can a painting make you come? We're looking forward to having you under our care.

Don't forget to take a look around our clubhouse. And if you have a spooky story of your own, please send it to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com or Jennie's going to keep making up non-catchy theme tunes. What's the opposite of catchy? Off-putting?

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 6 - Chills, Thrills & Ghostly Kills

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

The clubhouse is open yet again! And this week we're looking into cases of being murdered by a ghost. We start with the cursed case of Carl Pruitt and the chain of deaths he left in his wake, and then we dive into The Hole in Alcatraz to find out about a deadly encounter with "The Thing". We also discuss ghost poop, Arkansas accents, and the lengths one might go to for a beautiful vintage vanity table; and (as always) we're so happy that you're here to share this with us!

If you're new to the club, I'm sorry that we're such a mess. But please send us your personal ghoulish experiences to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we'll probably end up reading it out on a future episode.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 5 - 21st Century Spooks

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Welcome back, club members! We've talked a lot about ghosts from the past so far, but not many ghosts in the present. So, we're dragging our butts into the 21st century this week to tell a couple of contemporary ghost stories. We start with the House of 200 Demons in Gary, Indiana before moving on to the ghosts of the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami. We also talk about supernatural injuries, demon juice, and semen-covered cushions; so take a pew and make yourselves comfortable for yet another gathering of The Ghoul Club!

Come and visit us in the clubhouse any time! And send your stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com if you would like us to share your creepy experiences.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 4 - Life's a Witch and Then You Die

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. That's right, we're getting wicked and witchy in the clubhouse this week! We start off with the Pendle Witches; a rivalry between two witching families, and then move on to The Cage; a medieval prison for witches that became one of the most haunted houses in Britain. We also discuss sexual laxity, dem dykes, and naughty beasts; welcome to this week's meeting!

Sorry about the state of the chairs in the clubhouse. Please send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and you could find us reading them our in a future episode!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 3 - Somerset Your Pulse Racing

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Let's get this weekly meeting of The Ghoul Club started! The conclusion of our spooky tour of England's South West brings us to the county of Somerset. We start with the disturbing tale of the Yatton Demon before moving on to a (sexy) ghostly hitchhiker, and then finish with a sinister murder plot at Farleigh Hungerford Castle. We also discuss gangbangs, divine slaps, and baking your dead husband in a bread oven.

If this is your first time in the clubhouse, welcome! Please send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com so we can read them out in a future episode.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 2 - Devon'itely Haunted

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to the clubhouse! If you're new here: we love spooky stuff. And in this episode, we're talking about hauntings in our home county of Devon. Starting with a pair of sexy hairy hands that are out to kill you, and then moving on to the twisted tale of Chambercombe Manor. We also talk about the Devil's digits, topless massages and corpse robbery; come on in and take a listen!

We're a very inclusive club, everybody is welcome! Please send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we'll probably end up reading them out on the podcast!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Episode 1 - Cornish Pasties & Cornish Ghosties

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 05:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Ghoul Club! In our first ever episode, we're talking about Cornish ghosts—from the haunted ruins of Kennall Vale's gunpowder factory, to the tragic spirits of Bodmin Jail. We also discuss body-positivity, dogs and child murder; we can't wait for you to join us.

Come in to the clubhouse; you're our newest member. Please send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and we'll probably end up reading them out on the podcast!

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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The Ghoul Club - Trailer

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 04:00:00 GMT

Interested in The Ghoul Club but not quite sure if you're ready to join yet? Have a little listen to our trailer; it might be the very thing that makes you decide to take your first step inside the clubhouse.

We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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