The Jack & Ash Show

PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice.

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PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 05:59:00 GMT

What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN.

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ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson?

Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about.

This episode is sponsored by the Department for Education and #getintoteaching

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ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 05:59:00 GMT

The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas.

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A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 06:00:00 GMT

There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans.

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RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 05:59:00 GMT

We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are mysteries aplenty here, plus why Jack HATES paella. Like, legitimately - we all got a bit scared.

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THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and why 2006 was infinitely better than 2016.

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PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the frivolity of a finger sandwich. We also hear how turkeys do come in cans and the story of a phantom pooer let loose in Halifax.

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AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 05:59:00 GMT

After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares her unique outlook on how to game the system of drink-holding to allow for a world of plentiful frolicking. We also hear why babies could be the latest must-have accessory at an afters, and a moving tribute to our spiritual mother – Moira Rose x

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ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 06:00:00 GMT

We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the fittest member of The Tweenies. There’s also time to debunk conspiracy theories regarding the pop star Pink and discuss what would be the best medieval drinking vessel.

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ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater.

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JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 05:59:00 GMT

There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture.

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BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 05:59:00 GMT

Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to terms with turning 30 and Jack contemplates turning down a rave for the first time in his life.

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FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit villains, Real Housewives, and, of course, a Bestie Dictionary or two.

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FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 06:00:00 GMT

Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad advice and reveal the origins of the word 'amayzin'.

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NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his family, Ash’s Zipcar blunder, and a tale from a poor maiden involving cranberry juice that is really not in the festive spirit.

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FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch things up though to dish out some bad advice and enlighten us all on the world of furries.

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SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today…

The LIES of Lochmuir.

The DECEIT of the Doorstop.

The LOSERS of the Car Lease.

You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas.

Jack and Ash are also on hand offering their signature brand of bad advice and pondering whether we could all do with just a little more shame in our lives?

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PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed!

…Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though, because Jack and Ash are here with some revelations about fake showbiz news, their dream celebrity pairings to switch on Christmas lights, and the true meaning of “Hogmanay.”

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WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which names are the 'gayest'.

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AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to the lounge of course). There's also much to discuss concerning the worst desserts ever invented and the utter 'disgraaace' of Ash's fridge.

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TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Jack is a passionate person, but we never thought his passion for Westlife and toilet paper would collide in such a spectacular way! Meanwhile, Ashwini has been travelling the countryside in search of a new gym (mainly for the showers) and has stumbled upon an untapped source of British entrepreneurship.

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GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 08:15:58 GMT

It’s a Halloween horror show special full of frightening festivities and plenty of ghoulish mannerisms. Jack calls out Ash over her dirty feet, and Ash reveals she’s one of the last people alive who still knows how to make gruel.

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TOE BITERS, SPIRIT ANIMALS AND PANSEXUAL LOBSTERS

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

There’s something weird in the air this week leaving Jack worried about his physical health and Ash worried her mind is dissolving into putty. Between hot takes on art, gay lobsters, and an unexpected toe reveal, this one’s pure chaos from start to finish.

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JACK GETS SCAMMED, SNORING IS A CHOICE AND IS ASH A COW?

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We’ve all been there... You’re in the Slug & Lettuce, sipping on an overpriced cocktail and desperately scouring the internet for tickets to see your favourite pop star, when a mysterious online stranger offers to come to the rescue. Is it the answer to your prayers - or is it... Destiny?

Jack reveals all about his Lady Gaga ticket ordeal, and Ash finally gets a taste of Tony’s Chocolonely - with unexpectedly tasty (and spooky) results.

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TRAGIC BEHAVIOUR, BREAD BADDIES & WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE-GATE

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 11:54:15 GMT

Jack and Ash have fallen out... It was bound to happen eventually. But who knew it would be over a bottle of sauce from a ceremonial county in the West Midlands of England?! Expect strong opinions on vaping, sourdough starters, and why nobody seems to have hobbies anymore.

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GAY GOLF, SINISTER CHOCOLATE AND GENERAL MARITIME CULTURE

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We’re really putting the world to rights in this episode! Jack is befuddled by the sudden rise in Formula 1, while Ash is adamant that all straight-men-adjacent sports carry a ‘homosexual vibe'. They then get to work dishing out some bad advice to a frustrated vixen struggling to get laid, and a besmirched maiden who has started taking revenge to a new level of pettiness.

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FICTIONAL CRUSHES, LIVE TV FAILS AND SKIN-ON KIWIS

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 05:01:00 GMT

We’ve been picked up for another episode? HALLELUJAH!

Jack reveals an impressive (and slightly worrying) habit when it comes to eating fruit, while Ash is adamant she’d only struggle with one small thing if they were to swap lives for the day. Plus, there’s plenty of bad advice on hand for all the old maidens and squires who need it.

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JACK & ASH IBIZA EPIPHANY, BRAND NEW BESTIE DICTIONARY AND A SUCK ON A PEC?!

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 23:02:00 GMT

It’s a star-studded event for the very first episode of The Jack & Ash Show! Expect Ibiza epiphanies, Bestie Dictionaries, and some much-needed chaos and frippery to get even the most disgraced maidens ready for the weekend.

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Welcome To The Jack & Ash Show

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:54:23 GMT

Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.

Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited.

Tea x

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