The X’s & No’s Podcast w/ Brian Moote & Jasmine Sadry

8.31.26 - 49ers Owner Jed York’s Wild Scandal & The Fart Corner

Fri, 28 Aug 2026 20:25:59 GMT

The NFL has officially lost the plot. 49ers owner Jed York gets caught up in a bizarre Ohio trailer park prostitution story, Seahawks owner Vinod Khosla delivers an all-time introductory press conference quote, and the X debate nobody saw coming: Is Sam Darnold basically Trent Dilfer? Meanwhile, Kirk Herbstreit’s dog Peter is getting trolled online because apparently the internet hates GOLDEN RETRIEVERS now?! We get into Klay Thompson joining the Miami Heat, Jonathan Kuminga’s questionable Timberwolves contract, the new Air Jordan 41s, and whether Brian somehow owes the entire City of Los Angeles money. Plus, Ronan begs his dad to “not say anything stupid,” dog poop accidents are ruining lives, and The Fart Corner has officially taken over the internet. Sports. Dogs. Bad contracts. Questionable decisions. Farts. Another completely normal episode of "The X’s & No’s podcast with Brian Moote and Jasmine Sadry".

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8.28.26 - Fake 49ers Player Goes Viral + Remembering Dolly Parton

Fri, 28 Aug 2026 19:45:46 GMT

Fake 49ers Player Goes Viral + Remembering Dolly Parton

The internet has gifted us a fake San Francisco 49ers player, and frankly, he may be the best thing to happen to the franchise. Brian finds yet another reason to hate the 49ers, discovers what happens when you don’t check your mail, and proudly reports that his colon is officially squeaky clean. We also take a moment to remember Dolly Parton and the incredible legacy she leaves behind before things go completely off the rails — because we had to abruptly end the podcast when Jasmine’s dog started having explosive diarrhea. Sports. Pop culture. Colonoscopies. Dog emergencies. This is The X’s & No’s Podcast with Brian Moote & Jasmine Sadry.

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8.24.26 - What Happened to Snitches Gettin Stitches

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 22:40:01 GMT

On this episode, Brian and Jasmine talk about Seahawks hard knocks, Von Miller, Tarrion Arnold and the lack of street codes anymore.

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8.21.26 - RIP Hayden Panettiere: The Time Brian Completely Blew It With Her

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 22:38:55 GMT

Pat McAfee is apparently adding country music star to his résumé, and we have questions. The absolutely wild Penn State cocaine ring, and why the current state of Los Angeles sports is a dumpster fire that we’re enjoying way too much. Plus, the unbelievable story of Dane Cook’s half-brother embezzling millionsand somehow spaghetti sauce is involved. And we remember Hayden Panettiere as Brian tells the story of meeting her years ago..and completely blowing his shot.

Welcome to another perfectly normal episode of "The X's and No's Podcast" where sports, crime, celebrity deaths and Brian’s questionable life choices somehow all end up in the same conversation.

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8.17.26 - Steve Keim, Seattle Seahawks & Crazy Prison Women

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Brian relives his latest stand-up comedy nightmare and is just hoping the paycheck isn’t as questionable as the gig. HBO’s Hard Knocks has officially taken over both households now that Brian AND Jasmine’s boyfriend Joey are living their best Seahawks 12's lives. Meanwhile, former Cardinals GM Steve Keim finds himself in the middle of TWO insane stories with DeAndre Hopkins accusing him of tampering with his failed drug test and he's also being linked to a mysterious scam artist who was found dead in a pool. And just when things couldn’t get weirder, Brian’s dad Peter joins the show in the most Boomer way possible to discuss crazy prison women.

Bad comedy gigs, Seahawks mania, NFL scandals, mysterious deaths and prison women. Another perfectly normal episode of The X’s & NO’s Podcast.

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8.14.26 -Lakers Sell for $12.5 Billion & Did Luka Dončić Really Post THAT?

Fri, 14 Aug 2026 18:31:34 GMT

Brian is dangerously close to becoming a minivan dad and Jasmine refuses to let it happen. Fernando Mendoza might be an AI-generated valet driver or the most enthusiastic Chick-fil-A drive-thru employee alive, and Brian experienced something he can only describe as a “Kirk Cousins.” Meanwhile, the WNBA needs an emergency meeting to figure out what the “W” even stands for, the Los Angeles Lakers just sold for an absolutely insane $12.5 BILLION, and Jasmine is convinced someone stole Luka Dončić’s X account before posting his statement. Plus, the Chicago Bears cannot become the Indiana ones, and in the update nobody asked for: our micro-penis friend finally got his endowment fund.

Sports. Billionaires. Minivans. Micro-penises.Another perfectly normal episode of The X’s & NO’s Podcast.

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8.7.26 - Luka Dončić's Is Going Viral For... WHAT?

Fri, 07 Aug 2026 17:56:52 GMT

Luka Dončić’s ex is doing him dirty, and Brian has a theory that isn't what the majority of social media is saying. Meanwhile, Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones may be joining forces, which feels like the most Dallas thing that could possibly happen. The Mavs are offering a massive bounty for Cooper Flagg’s one-of-a-kind rookie card and Jasmine's only reason to participate involves Project Luka Doncic 2028. President Trump’s golf game might be getting a little too serious, Jonah Hill has apparently become a jiu-jitsu assassin, and Brian has decided Ronan WILL become a superstar athlete… even if someone eventually calls CPS.

Sports, pop culture, questionable parenting and completely unnecessary opinions. Welcome to “The X’s & No’s Podcast with Brian Moote and Jasmine Sadry”.

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7.31.26 - The Dallas Cowboys Can't Stop Dallas Cowboying

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 18:58:53 GMT

Over the weekend, Brian saw The Odyssey and also discovered that his toddler, Ronan, already has a future on the Formula 1 circuit. LeBron James is officially a Philadelphia 76er, while the Dallas Cowboys continue to find themselves in the news with the latest Tony Romo OWI footage, Maxx Crosby trade rumors that won't go away, Jerry Jones talking stadium window tints, and Dak Prescott's latest goofy Super Bowl statement and nickname for the offense that's a hard no according to Jasmine. Plus, the Los Angelers Dodgers are ruining baseball and we ask: Would you get a college degree in being an influencer? Arizona State thinks you should.

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7.24.26 - More Jimothy, Less Lebron

Wed, 22 Jul 2026 18:09:07 GMT

Brian is forced into doing airport calculus before sunrise thanks to his mom's delayed flight. Ronan is making a serious push for Hasbro's Toddler of the Year. The World Cup Final brought out the Argentina tin foil hats. Jimothy owns our hearts and the social media algorithms right now. Aaron Rodgers is suddenly back with his family, which inspires Brian's next stand-up set in real time, and LeBron James needs to just figure his shit out already.

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7.17.26 - Trump's White House Speech, World Cup Heartbreak & LinkedIn Dating!?

Fri, 17 Jul 2026 18:16:39 GMT

President Trump's latest White House speech brought out all the tin foil Q's, the World Cup is almost over and we're not emotionally prepared, plus we explain why the third-place match feels completely un-American (and somehow got our significant others hooked on soccer). The MLB All-Star Game had us all in our feels with The Sandlot opening before we relive Brian's personal nightmare inside Sephora and celebrate Jasmine's viral Costco Esprit sweatshirt. And we investigate whether LinkedIn has quietly become everyone's newest dating app!?

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7.10.26 - The USMNT Had Soccer Whiskey Dick

Fri, 10 Jul 2026 18:17:57 GMT

Mark Cuban is officially suing Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont and Jasmine wants to start a GoFundMe to help his cause, LeBron keeps finding new ways to make everything about LeBron, and the Spurs find themselves in the middle of an Instagram-fueled soap opera after a now-former play-by-play announcer allegedly got a little too close to Lindy Waters III's sister. Meanwhile, trash from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's lavish MSG wedding is somehow for sale, Brian and Jasmine reveal their most irrational fears involving naked home invaders, guillotines, and the rapture, and the USMNT delivers a full-blown case of "soccer whiskey dick."

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7.3.26 - Taylor & Travis Wedding Overload, Luka Trade Trauma Returns & the Micropenis GoFundMe

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 17:36:10 GMT

Brian and Jasmine open the episode by giving a hat tip to Chuck E. Cheese for somehow serving a legitimately great chicken parm, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's wedding rumors keep assaulting our social feeds, the World Cup finds yet another way to make us all yell at the offsides rules, every new NBA trade forces Jasmine to reopen her Luka trade wound, and the man claiming to have the world's smallest penis launches a GoFundMe for enlargement surgery, accidentally inspiring Brian and Jasmine's next million-dollar business idea.

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6.26.26 - NBA Trades, World Cup Conspiracies, & Ranch Dressing Wars

Fri, 26 Jun 2026 17:33:47 GMT

Brian took Ronan to see the new Toy Story and we learn about Ronan's whispering and pooping habits... Giannis is officially headed to Miami, reopening every Luka trade wound Jasmine has left. The Mavericks hired former Michigan coach Dusty May, iHeartMedia's latest round of layoffs turned into a bloodbath across the industry, and we're putting on our tinfoil hats because we think FIFA is lining up the most patriotic World Cup matchup imaginable: USA vs. England on the Fourth of July during America's 250th birthday celebration. Plus, the TSA has officially declared war on ranch dressing and Diana Russini is back in the headlines (again).

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6.19.26 - White House Brawls, World Cup Insanity, & Masked Toddlers

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:37:10 GMT

The UFC set up shop on the White House lawn in the most WWE meets war reenactment dorks way possible. International World Cup fans have officially taken over the United States, and Brian and Jasmine are loving every second of it. Jasmine also has a message for the FIFA security funsuckers after they decided to make life miserable for Iranian fans trying to enjoy the tournament. Brian's wife Jessica channeled her inner Beth Dutton while dealing with an A/C repair crew, proving customer service isn't for the faint of heart. We reluctantly acknowledge this year's Stanley Cup Final even existed, celebrated the New York Knicks winning an NBA title, and naturally Jasmine finds a way to turn the conversation into a tribute to vintage Jalen Brunson and the Mavericks. Plus, a discussion about the first movie you ever saw in a theater sends Brian down a storytelling path that might require a modern-day sensitivity training course, and Brian's toddler son Ronan completely steals the spotlight at the end of the episode and delivers the best moment of the show.

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6.12.26 - Crossfitters, Old Presidents, & the SEC Moral Police

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:50:55 GMT

Brian officially becomes the thing he once swore he'd never be: a CrossFitter. We debate whether sitting presidents should go to major sporting events, and Brendan Sorsby stirs up enough controversy to get the BIG12 and also Georgia clutching its pearls. Hollywood proves it has officially run out of ideas with a "Romy and Michele" sequel that Brian is a little too excited about, and Jasmine obviously didn't get the memo because she's crushing on... Tony Hinchcliffe?

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6.5.26 - NFL Trades, Dirty Dogs, & Screwworms

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:41:45 GMT

Brian discovers he's apparently been called out for his white privilege in a book, while a blockbuster NFL trade sends shockwaves through the NFC West. The NBA Finals are having us all uncharacteristically rooting for New York, and somehow the conversation spirals into dirty dogs, the people who text like they're actively trying to ruin your day, and a battle for the title of nature's most terrifying nightmare: Screwworms vs. Murder Hornets. It's an episode packed with sports, questionable communication skills, and exactly the kind of nonsense you'd expect from this show.

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5.29.26 - D Creams, Talking Dogs and NBA Wussies

Fri, 29 May 2026 17:31:43 GMT

Today on the show, Jasmine and Brian talk about creams, talking dogs technology, kids shamoing you and NBA floppers

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5.22.26 - WWE dorks, NBA Floppers, & Degenerate Gamblers

Tue, 26 May 2026 20:34:47 GMT

TITLE: WWE dorks, NBA Floppers, & Degenerate Gamblers

DESCRIPTION: Brian and Jasmine kick things off by going straight at the WWE diehards that are going after them in the YouTube comments before diving into why serial flopper Shai Gilgeous-Alexander could never touch Victor Wembanyama in the MVP conversation. They also manage to offend cyclists, CrossFitters, and probably half the internet. Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby’s degenerate gambling habits spark a much deeper conversation, leading to Brian’s dad joining the show to share his perspective as a recovering gambling addict. And despite every topic covered in this episode, Jasmine still manages to connect all of it back to Luka Dončić.

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5.15.26 - Loser Lebron, Roast Pansies and Staged Kisses

Fri, 15 May 2026 17:48:00 GMT

It’s Brian’s birthday, which somehow included him getting emotional while buying pants at Target. We get into painfully corny radio station polls, debate whether “Laker LeBron” has officially become a disappointment, and celebrate Brian becoming an international songwriting award winner. Dianna Russini’s awkward Mother’s Day kiss has the internet talking, LaMelo Ball and Ana Montana named their kid “LaOne,” and Tom Brady absolutely cooked Kevin Hart on stage. And because this show refuses to stay on topic for more than six seconds, Jasmine somehow connects every single one of these stories back to the Luka trade.

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5.8.26 - Baby Moon Boats, Butterfly Murders and Pope Hangups

Fri, 08 May 2026 18:04:57 GMT

Brian and Jasmine talk about the Vrabel and Russini baby moon boat ride, over the hill athletes, the pope getting hung up on and covid dreams

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5.1.26 - Mrs Doubtfire Moments, Atlanta's Worst Losses and Klay the FBoy

Fri, 01 May 2026 17:32:44 GMT

Brian and Jasmine talk about all the latest in pop culture and sports.

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4.24.26 - Crazy Grandparents, Crazy Trades and Crazy Affairs

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 17:41:48 GMT

On today's episode, Brian and Jasmine talk about crazy grandparents, the NBA playoffs, NFL draft, the Luka Trade, Iran and the Dianna Rusinni and Vrabel Affair

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