Til Death Do Us Blart

Til Death Do Us Blart 2025

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 14:00:00 GMT

Welcome one and all to the continuation of our grand tradition - DeathBlart. Now in its 11th year, our celebration has turned into a comedic prank against Guy Montgomery - a man uniquely qualified to both laugh at the gag at his expense, and to determine whether writing "HELIPAD" on a flare and throwing it constitutes the requisite components to be considered a joke. Meanwhile, gathered together in person in Cincinnati, Ohio are Travis, Justin, Griffin and Tim - themselves exploring the concept of Kevin James as a warrior-clown. This episode features a VERY SPECIAL appearance from a guest and FINALLY, a continuity error.

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2024

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 11:00:34 GMT

10 years of Til Death Do Us Blart have brought us to a singular moment in the podcast - It’s time to go to the home of the movie, Las Vegas, Nevada. Or at least, it is for some of us. After spending 14 hours flying, Tim and Guy are not met by Justin, Travis, nor Griffin in physical form. However the five are spiritually connected by their most recent watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and they’re here to discuss it for you. This is a watch that has delivered a critical assessment of the one-liners of PB:MC2, an even deeper appreciation for the Garden of Contemplation scene, and a fairly scary experience involving the Blue Man Group.

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 09:00:00 GMT

Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart

The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed.

Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute.

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Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in.

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 12:00:00 GMT

Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint.

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:01:00 GMT

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

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Bonus Episode: Origins

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:22:48 GMT

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 13:00:00 GMT

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 13:31:52 GMT

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy!

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:50:21 GMT

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 05:01:00 GMT

Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain.

Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy

Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 11:30:37 GMT

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time.

Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy

Music: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa

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Til Death Do Us Blart: Trailer

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 20:02:35 GMT

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.

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