60 acast.com Archie and Reg https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/archie-and-reg en Tony Slattery Tony Slattery Join Archie and Reg as they fester in the Funtybunter Club, Marylebone (est.1779).

Women, those chaps, politics, dogs, tales of daring-do and things ending up where they shouldn't await.


Don't say we didn't warn you...


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]]> Join Archie and Reg as they fester in the Funtybunter Club, Marylebone (est.1779).

Women, those chaps, politics, dogs, tales of daring-do and things ending up where they shouldn't await.


Don't say we didn't warn you...


Archie and Reg, the complete archive, will be dropping five days a week. As for new episodes? Well, they're both alive (just), so who knows?

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]]> false Tony Slattery info+676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a@mg-eu.acast.com 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a archie-and-reg https://assets.pippa.io/shows/cover/1735024809038-eaa66063-bbe1-433b-804d-4fff33190425.jpeg https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/archie-and-reg Archie and Reg <![CDATA[What Did Trevor's Beak Bite?]]> Sat, 25 Jan 2025 06:30:00 GMT 16:12 6793a756ae8b037c91d82b0d false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/what-did-trevors-beak-bite 6793a756ae8b037c91d82b0d 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a what-did-trevors-beak-bite full 1 27 Reg is angry that he can't say what he wants to any more. Archie is livid because Reg won't stop talking about this.

Trevor McDonald is always causing trouble in the club. But he hasn't been in for a while. Could it be that being half Octopus is the issue?

Elsewhere Reg is about to do something dreadful. You don't mention The Boy.

There will be tears before bedtime....

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]]> Reg is angry that he can't say what he wants to any more. Archie is livid because Reg won't stop talking about this.

Trevor McDonald is always causing trouble in the club. But he hasn't been in for a while. Could it be that being half Octopus is the issue?

Elsewhere Reg is about to do something dreadful. You don't mention The Boy.

There will be tears before bedtime....

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]]> When Archie Refused Change When Archie Refused Change Fri, 24 Jan 2025 14:28:27 GMT 4:49 6793a388de7c597e477aa256 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-archie-refused-change 6793a388de7c597e477aa256 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-archie-refused-change full 1 26

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]]> When Absolutely Everyone Caused Confusion When Absolutely Everyone Caused Confusion Fri, 24 Jan 2025 14:27:13 GMT 5:12 6793a33fbf204bfe4a16dbf2 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-absolutely-everyone-caused-confusion 6793a33fbf204bfe4a16dbf2 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-absolutely-everyone-caused-confusion full 1 25

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]]> What Was The Man Up To In The Forest? What Was The Man Up To In The Forest? Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:26:53 GMT 12:57 678b9e0d5c9549fc007e4ccd false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/what-was-the-man-up-to-in-the-forest 678b9e0d5c9549fc007e4ccd 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a what-was-the-man-up-to-in-the-forest full 1 24 Archie has a riddle for Reg to solve. If Reg can't solve it there will be trouble.

It's his own fault.


Once recovered a true emergency needs attention. Bubter is "upscaling" the club. This means gin is off the menu.

Choices are limited. Luckily there are memories of Pan's People and Peter Stringfellow to distract.

Reg's Allo Allo impressions don't help.


Let's hope nobody fouls themselves.



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]]> Archie has a riddle for Reg to solve. If Reg can't solve it there will be trouble.

It's his own fault.


Once recovered a true emergency needs attention. Bubter is "upscaling" the club. This means gin is off the menu.

Choices are limited. Luckily there are memories of Pan's People and Peter Stringfellow to distract.

Reg's Allo Allo impressions don't help.


Let's hope nobody fouls themselves.



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]]> When The Pheasant Plucker Came... When The Pheasant Plucker Came... Fri, 17 Jan 2025 06:30:00 GMT 4:50 6788c2d7a6f00e8b53a5e85e false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-pheasant-plucker-came 6788c2d7a6f00e8b53a5e85e 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-pheasant-plucker-came full 1 23 Who is this "pheasant plucker" and why the hell has he come?

This will not be tolerated.

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]]> Who is this "pheasant plucker" and why the hell has he come?

This will not be tolerated.

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]]> When The Man Stood On The Corner... When The Man Stood On The Corner... Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:25:30 GMT 4:58 6788c27988b603fd45389336 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-man-stood-on-the-corner 6788c27988b603fd45389336 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-man-stood-on-the-corner full 1 22 Reg is terribly cross. His wife falls for whatever "the man" tells her.

But who is "the man"?

What is doing on the corner?

And why does Nanny think he's going to get you?

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]]> Reg is terribly cross. His wife falls for whatever "the man" tells her.

But who is "the man"?

What is doing on the corner?

And why does Nanny think he's going to get you?

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]]> When The Holy Cup Was Used Incorrectly... When The Holy Cup Was Used Incorrectly... Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:23:10 GMT 6:51 6788c1ed02606f460c05189c false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-holy-cup-was-used-incorrectly 6788c1ed02606f460c05189c 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-holy-cup-was-used-incorrectly full 1 21 Archie has been awaiting a Papal visit since the 1930's.

The visit occured, and now Archie isn't talking to Reg.

An easy confusion- "Pope or Strippergram"? Sadly a diplomatic incident seems to be on the cards...

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]]> Archie has been awaiting a Papal visit since the 1930's.

The visit occured, and now Archie isn't talking to Reg.

An easy confusion- "Pope or Strippergram"? Sadly a diplomatic incident seems to be on the cards...

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]]> When The Monkey Dangled His Spangles When The Monkey Dangled His Spangles Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:19:48 GMT 4:36 6788c12402606f460c04e8cb false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-monkey-dangled-his-spangles 6788c12402606f460c04e8cb 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-monkey-dangled-his-spangles full 1 20 Monkey's are vermin, and that one has it's knackers out!

This will never do.

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]]> Monkey's are vermin, and that one has it's knackers out!

This will never do.

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]]> When The Broom And The Boy Were On The Wrong Side... When The Broom And The Boy Were On The Wrong Side... Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:18:25 GMT 6:28 6788c0d002606f460c04d644 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-broom-and-the-boy-were-on-the-wrong-side 6788c0d002606f460c04d644 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-broom-and-the-boy-were-on-the-wrong-side full 1 19 There are rules in life. Simple rules. One rule is that that stupid boy stays the other side of the bar.

We wouldn't want him to transgress and end up with that broom lodged somewhere, would we...?

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]]> There are rules in life. Simple rules. One rule is that that stupid boy stays the other side of the bar.

We wouldn't want him to transgress and end up with that broom lodged somewhere, would we...?

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]]> What Ant Did On His Dec(k)... What Ant Did On His Dec(k)... Sun, 12 Jan 2025 08:57:52 GMT 16:22 678384105eea4bcf1b39c50d false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/what-ant-did-on-his-deck 678384105eea4bcf1b39c50d 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a what-ant-did-on-his-deck full 1 18

The chaps have very little time for "celebrity". Archie admits to having a full set of autographs of the German High Command circa 1940 but that's as far as it goes! Understandable, given the sort of thing modern "celebrities" get up to. A rumour is doing the rounds of the club...


Further to this missive Reg has written a poem. This will not go unchallenged.


(If anyone could advise Archie on how to dispose of a body he would very grateful.)


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The chaps have very little time for "celebrity". Archie admits to having a full set of autographs of the German High Command circa 1940 but that's as far as it goes! Understandable, given the sort of thing modern "celebrities" get up to. A rumour is doing the rounds of the club...


Further to this missive Reg has written a poem. This will not go unchallenged.


(If anyone could advise Archie on how to dispose of a body he would very grateful.)


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]]> <![CDATA[What Harry Style's Needs To Get...]]> Sat, 11 Jan 2025 06:49:35 GMT 15:05 67739402024ebc889d466a53 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/what-harry-styles-needs-to-get 67739402024ebc889d466a53 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a what-harry-styles-needs-to-get full 1 17

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]]> When The Poor Little Sick Children Had A Terrible Time... When The Poor Little Sick Children Had A Terrible Time... Fri, 10 Jan 2025 06:47:30 GMT 7:43 67739387024ebc889d465ac0 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-poor-little-sick-children-had-a-terrible-time 67739387024ebc889d465ac0 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-poor-little-sick-children-had-a-terrible-time full 1 16

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]]> When Titchmarsh showed his Zucchini... When Titchmarsh showed his Zucchini... Thu, 09 Jan 2025 06:45:14 GMT 5:42 677392fe024ebc889d464157 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-titchmarsh-showed-his-zucchini 677392fe024ebc889d464157 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-titchmarsh-showed-his-zucchini full 1 15

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]]> When Cockburn Hammered Mr.Stevens... When Cockburn Hammered Mr.Stevens... Wed, 08 Jan 2025 06:43:09 GMT 6:09 67739281024ebc889d4630a0 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-cockburn-hammered-mrstevens 67739281024ebc889d4630a0 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-cockburn-hammered-mrstevens full 1 14

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]]> When Hattie Was Hidden... When Hattie Was Hidden... Tue, 07 Jan 2025 06:40:42 GMT 5:49 677391f297bec40ae980b1fa false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-hattie-was-hidden 677391f297bec40ae980b1fa 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-hattie-was-hidden full 1 13 Hattie Jacques has gone rogue!

This is not a drill!

I say again, this is not a drill!

Prepare your trousers for maximum Jacques impact!

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]]> Hattie Jacques has gone rogue!

This is not a drill!

I say again, this is not a drill!

Prepare your trousers for maximum Jacques impact!

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]]> <![CDATA[When The Grey Bugger Wasn' Red...]]> Mon, 06 Jan 2025 06:36:27 GMT 3:21 677390f297bec40ae9809454 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-the-grey-bugger-wasn-red 677390f297bec40ae9809454 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-the-grey-bugger-wasn-red full 1 12 Squirrels like nuts.

This is acceptable.

But only if you keep them to yourself, you dirty little tyke.

No.

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]]> Squirrels like nuts.

This is acceptable.

But only if you keep them to yourself, you dirty little tyke.

No.

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]]> <![CDATA[What's Really In Your Box, Schrödinger?]]> Sun, 05 Jan 2025 06:34:04 GMT 13:24 67739063024ebc889d45db9f false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/whats-really-in-your-box-schrodinger 67739063024ebc889d45db9f 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a whats-really-in-your-box-schrodinger full 1 11

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]]> <![CDATA[What's The Pig For, Richard?]]> Sat, 04 Jan 2025 06:31:13 GMT 15:27 67738f7297bec40ae9806091 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/whats-the-pig-for-richard 67738f7297bec40ae9806091 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a whats-the-pig-for-richard full 1 10 Richard Madeley has brought his pig to the club and NO! DON'T! That's cruel.


You're on notice...

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]]> Richard Madeley has brought his pig to the club and NO! DON'T! That's cruel.


You're on notice...

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]]> When Peter Came... When Peter Came... Fri, 03 Jan 2025 14:30:31 GMT 5:35 67738f1997bec40ae9805548 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-peter-came 67738f1997bec40ae9805548 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-peter-came full 1 9

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]]> When Reg Had A Little Problem... When Reg Had A Little Problem... Thu, 02 Jan 2025 14:30:26 GMT 4:15 67738ed86768fc4271d8327f false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-reg-had-a-little-problem 67738ed86768fc4271d8327f 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-reg-had-a-little-problem full 1 8 A little problem for Reg? Probably to do with his "down below". He's always worrying about that!


And well he might...

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]]> A little problem for Reg? Probably to do with his "down below". He's always worrying about that!


And well he might...

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]]> When Archie Ventured To Chiswick... When Archie Ventured To Chiswick... Wed, 01 Jan 2025 14:30:39 GMT 4:02 67738e7197bec40ae9804242 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-archie-ventured-to-chiswick 67738e7197bec40ae9804242 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-archie-ventured-to-chiswick full 1 7 Chiswick? No. Full of all the funny people saying "we want our rights".

Archie, however, has an appointment with the chap who sorts him out.

This will not end well...

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]]> Chiswick? No. Full of all the funny people saying "we want our rights".

Archie, however, has an appointment with the chap who sorts him out.

This will not end well...

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]]> When Pascale Milked His Cow... When Pascale Milked His Cow... Tue, 31 Dec 2024 14:30:00 GMT 4:43 67738df36768fc4271d7ba30 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-pascale-milked-his-cow 67738df36768fc4271d7ba30 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-pascale-milked-his-cow full 1 6 Pascale has a cow.

Pascale's cow only has one udder.

Pascale is French.

...I think we all know where this is going...

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]]> Pascale has a cow.

Pascale's cow only has one udder.

Pascale is French.

...I think we all know where this is going...

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]]> <![CDATA[When Archie's Dog Had No Nose...]]> Tue, 31 Dec 2024 06:21:07 GMT 5:01 67738d52c82b0a64137136f7 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-archies-dog-had-no-nose 67738d52c82b0a64137136f7 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-archies-dog-had-no-nose full 1 5 Dogs? Wonderful animals. The one Archie has encountered has no nose!

This cannot go unaddressed.

Nor shall it, by God!

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]]> Dogs? Wonderful animals. The one Archie has encountered has no nose!

This cannot go unaddressed.

Nor shall it, by God!

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]]> When Dirty Steve Got Stuck Up... When Dirty Steve Got Stuck Up... Thu, 26 Dec 2024 08:18:04 GMT 8:46 676d113b2931d58818b9091d false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-dirty-steve-got-stuck-up 676d113b2931d58818b9091d 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-dirty-steve-got-stuck-up full 1 4 Dirty Steve. My word. Big ears, one leg, dirty and he had that horn growing out of his head.

There was that occasion, long ago at school, when Dirty Steve went up the chimney.


He didn't want to go up there.

But Archie didn't leave him much choice...

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]]> Dirty Steve. My word. Big ears, one leg, dirty and he had that horn growing out of his head.

There was that occasion, long ago at school, when Dirty Steve went up the chimney.


He didn't want to go up there.

But Archie didn't leave him much choice...

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]]> <![CDATA[What's In Your Christmas Sack?]]> Wed, 25 Dec 2024 11:55:00 GMT 16:58 676a8b19a5aeb35e7c3537b1 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/whats-in-your-christmas-sack 676a8b19a5aeb35e7c3537b1 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a whats-in-your-christmas-sack full 1 3 Merry Christmas from the Funtybunter Club!


Archie and Reg encounter one another/ Both are dressed as famous pervert "Santa Claus".

The orphanage are awaiting their surprise visitor!

There can be only one winner, and they might be armed with rotting corpses.


Memories turn to times past and some of the more unusual parlour games of yesteryear and the Queen Mum, Gawd bless her.

Regardless, nobody is pulling Reg's cracker.

Jarvis Cocker could tell you all about that.


Furthermore, Archie has an issue. Someone has filled the club with common things.

Christmas is common. It has been decided.





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]]> Merry Christmas from the Funtybunter Club!


Archie and Reg encounter one another/ Both are dressed as famous pervert "Santa Claus".

The orphanage are awaiting their surprise visitor!

There can be only one winner, and they might be armed with rotting corpses.


Memories turn to times past and some of the more unusual parlour games of yesteryear and the Queen Mum, Gawd bless her.

Regardless, nobody is pulling Reg's cracker.

Jarvis Cocker could tell you all about that.


Furthermore, Archie has an issue. Someone has filled the club with common things.

Christmas is common. It has been decided.





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]]> When Gallagher Outfoxed LeBon... When Gallagher Outfoxed LeBon... Tue, 24 Dec 2024 09:10:49 GMT 7:02 676a7a9a2931d5881853405d true https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-gallagher-outfoxed-lebon 676a7a9a2931d5881853405d 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-gallagher-outfoxed-lebon full 1 2 There was a disgrace at the club lately. Standards have clearly fallen and now they'll let anyone in, much to Archie and Reg's disgust.

Last night a young chap calling himself "Simon LeBon" (presumably French) wandered in and began to sup a cocktail!

"What's the issue?" you ask.

Well, nobody agreed to an invasion of ants! Nor did they agree to the arrival of a "Gallagher Brother" or two, whatever that may mean.


Difficult times at the Funtybunter Club...


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]]> There was a disgrace at the club lately. Standards have clearly fallen and now they'll let anyone in, much to Archie and Reg's disgust.

Last night a young chap calling himself "Simon LeBon" (presumably French) wandered in and began to sup a cocktail!

"What's the issue?" you ask.

Well, nobody agreed to an invasion of ants! Nor did they agree to the arrival of a "Gallagher Brother" or two, whatever that may mean.


Difficult times at the Funtybunter Club...


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]]> When Women Caused All The Trouble... When Women Caused All The Trouble... Tue, 24 Dec 2024 07:35:40 GMT 5:06 676a64492931d588184fd209 false https://shows.acast.com/archie-and-reg/episodes/when-women-caused-all-the-trouble 676a64492931d588184fd209 676a6190696ebe74c7c82c7a when-women-caused-all-the-trouble full 1 1 Women. They have been the bane of Archie's life since he was first angered by one at the moment of his birth.

These days? Well it's all getting out of hand!

Something must be done...


Which, in this case, is moaning about it until it's time for Reg to go to the bar.

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]]> Women. They have been the bane of Archie's life since he was first angered by one at the moment of his birth.

These days? Well it's all getting out of hand!

Something must be done...


Which, in this case, is moaning about it until it's time for Reg to go to the bar.

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