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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I'm The Gi]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Citizens appearing in this episode...</strong></p><p>Brian Dutremble</p><p>Bryan O'Donnell</p><p>Dave Williams</p><p>Eric Yankus-Franco</p><p>Ethan White</p><p>Helen O'Hara</p><p>I. Anderson</p><p>Jenny Isme</p><p>Josh Holden</p><p>LC Clark</p><p>Malt Schlitzmann</p><p>Meghan Callen</p><p>Rowan Helpa</p><p>Will Alessi</p><p>Will Todisco</p><br><p>Written and Directed by Eric Yankus-Franco, Jenny Isme, Josh Holden, LC Clark</p><p>Edited by Josh Holden</p><br><p><em>Somewhere City</em> is an audio fiction series blending dark comedy, political satire, and found-media storytelling. Each episode reveals a new fragment of the archive, building a larger portrait of a place that doesn’t exist, yet refuses to be forgotten.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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