The Hexperts

The Gospel of Aradia

Wed, 06 May 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Have you heard the Gospel of Aradia? Neither had anyone else, until folklorist Charles Godfrey Leland showed up. Brett and Nikki discuss the alleged secret worshipping the goddess Diana and her witch-messiah daughter by the pagans of Italy. Later, Brett curses Charlie Puth.

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Curses

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:00:00 GMT

From the evil eye to Etsy witches, Brett and Nikki break down the history of curses, and discuss whether there is an ethical way to hex a bitch. Later, Brett fails to mew, and Nikki fails to pronounce 'looksmaxxing.'

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Egregores, Featuring The Paranormal Parlour

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki welcome Carly Billings and Cecilia O'Grady, independent theatre creators, hosts of the spooky new podcast 'The Paranormal Parlour,' and girl women. Brett teaches us about ghosts built from the power of belief, from tragic Victorian lovers to cool cats on skateboards. Later, Carly and Cecilia ask Brett once and for all: Is there crying in baseball?

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Malleus Maleficarum

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Brett talks about a book too vile and too poorly written for even a dweeb like him to get through, as we discuss the horrors unleashed upon women and 'witches' by Inquisitor Heinrich Kramer after he was bullied by a girl. Later, silly walk to Camelot as Brett is quizzed on his Monty Python knowledge in a game that Nikki totally didn't steal from a popular streaming service.

Content Warning: 33:25-39:23 - Descriptions of extreme torture and violence

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The Trial of Helena Scheuberin

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Brett tells Nikki the tale of when the Pope's fiercest witch hunter met his ultimate match, a mean girl. Later, Brett gets to not talk about Billy Bob Thornton (and instead tells us his hot takes on The Traitors.)

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Hoodoo

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss how African spirituality merged with the many cultures of the New World to create perhaps the most no-nonsense modern practice of magic, while never letting you forget how very white they are. Later, Brett gets quizzed on various wisdoms from frat boy cinema from American Pie to American Psycho.

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Love Spells

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Nikki and Brett discuss the undeniably questionable ethics of love spells, then tell you exactly how to do them. Later, do you believe in Abby Lee Miller? Brett does not.

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John Dee Part Two

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:42:24 GMT

In our continuing exploration of the life of Dr John Dee, John experiments with alchemy, scrying, and toxic polycules. Later, find out what Brett, and Queen Elizabeth the First, think of Bridget Jones's Diary.

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John Dee Part 1

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss Dr John Dee, occultist, astronomer to Queen Elizabeth I, the original 007, and a really terrible Catholic. Later, Brett learns that not all fanfiction is about men getting pregnant on battlefields (just most.)

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Christmas Creatures

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss the cryptids, hags, and monsters that for centuries have made the holiday season what it is through magic, gifts, and a healthy dose of terror. Later, Brett discovers The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and its disappointing lack of polygamy.

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The Science of Magic

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki investigate scientific studies of magic's validity, the unique biases of skeptics and believers, the health benefits of practicing witchcraft, and what Tetris, Cocaine Bear, and their childhood dentists have to do with it all. Later, get ready to fall in love with a noble after a disastrous ski trip, as Brett is forced to describe Netflix Christmas movies, and Nikki reveals which sitcom star is jealous of her.

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Hekate

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss the Greek goddess of magic, her many eras, and just how spooky having three heads is. Later, we find out how Brett likes them apples, and why Kevin Smith is your biggest cheerleader.

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Robert Cochrane

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss the complicated life and legacy of Robert Cochrane, father of traditional/folkloric witchcraft, ex-con, blacksmith, and world-class hater of Wicca. Later, Brett learns the difference between several cat-based girl groups and questions if a band is just a person. Who's to say? (Nikki's to say.)

Content warning: (48:40-52:30) Description of anti-Semitism and suicide

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The Devil

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Is there any Devil in the craft? Is the Devil crafty at all? According to these tales of British folklore, not really. Brett tells us what Satan allegedly got up to after he fell from Heaven but before he became the suave fiddle-playing trickster of America. Later, we find out whether Tati Westbrook is a controversial Youtuber or a charming English village, and how to pronounce Nikkie, even with an E.

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The Black Pullet

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett leads us through the 'Black Pullet,' an eighteenth century grimoire that tells the tale of God's favourite magician and his questionable father figure. Later, we find out if it's time for the creators of South Park to write a new musical and if it should be about chickens.

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Tarot

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett teaches us how Tarot went from a Tang Dynasty pastime, to an Italian Biblical card game, to how he makes all his money. Nikki ships gap pal salonnières. Later, Brett must decide which iconic Sex and the City character he is: Miranda, Samantha, Sarah, and Carolyn.

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Gerald Gardner

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss the nitty gritty of the life of Wicca's founder, the lies he told and the even bigger lies he came up against, and how community theatre may be your gateway drug into Occultism. Later, they debate why Kill Bill is loved by gay boys and whether Channing Tatum should be under your floorboards.

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Cunning Folk

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki discuss the for-profit magicians of the British Isles, how they got around witchcraft and heresy laws, and the very bad things they told women to do to fish. Later, they debate the nuances of Sabrina Carpenter's feminism and her alleged (by Brett) affair with Dwayne Douglas 'The Rock' Johnson.

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Magic of the Ancient World

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Before Jesus came around to give us his opinion on figs, the Egyptians, Greeks, Zoroastrians, and more were all wielding the powers of magic and throwing women into rivers in their own special way. Later, Brett is forced to learn about a music festival that never existed.

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Spellcraft

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Time, space, words, stuff. Brett and Nikki take you through the elements needed to cast a spell, and the differences between spells, wishes, prayers (for example, how much blackmail is allowed for each.) Later, much to Brett's chagrin, it's morbin' time.

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Chaos Magic

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Is chaos magic the Fight Club of witchcraft? Were The Ramones a coven? Are Labubus an appropriate spiritual offering? Nikki and Brett discover the answer to two of these questions is 'Yes' as they dive into chaos magic, a practice focused on rejecting absolute truth, altering one's conscious to alter the world, and occasionally having some 'private time' with your doodles.

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Marie Anne Lenormand

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett introduces us to Marie Anne Lenormand, inspiration for one of the world's most famous oracle decks and fortune teller for France's stinkiest leaders. Later, Nikki quizzes Brett on the differences between Hollywood's favourite dark-haired beanpoles, Justin Long and Jay Baruchel.

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Monstrous Witches

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki talk about the otherworldly hags who have terrified the world by drowning children, paralyzing men, and grinding their teeth loudly. Later, they discuss Taylor Swift vs Kanye West and how Taylor could have prevented another famous feud, Capulet vs Montague.

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Familiars

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki introduce you to Grizzell Greedygut, Little Man, Vinegar Tom, Robert the Jackis, Colin, and other little guys who assisted witches for the small price of blood from a third nipple. Later, they discuss the myth that is pap.

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Wicca

Wed, 28 May 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki talk the history of one of the world's most famous witchcraft-based religions, whether Gerald Gardner is more homophobic than Chick-Fil-A, and which is the most problematic relationship, the Horned God and Goddess, or the Onceler and the Onceler?

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Morgan Le Fay

Wed, 14 May 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Prophetess, necromancer, healer, mythical creature... some dude? Brett recounts the many figures that contributed to the creation of the legendary enchantress Morgan Le Fay, and the many ways in which she figuratively and literally boned her brother King Arthur. Later, Nikki and Brett delve into the world of your dad's favourite band, and whether the musical Tommy is really all about a magic mirror (it's not.)

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The Witches' Sabbath

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki talk the witches' Sabbath and help you decide: is it the ultimate party or a mandatory work event? Later, in discussing meme queen Haliey Welch AKA Hawk Tuah Girl, Brett discovers that athletes have last names and Nikki discovers that the Instagram gays need to be stopped.

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Granny Magic

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett explains how the oppression of the Scots-Irish led to the no-nonsense practice of mountain magic in the Appalachians and Ozarks, while Nikki assembles her own Justice League of grannies and doctors. Later, find out what American Girl doesn't want you to know about doll cosmetology.

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How To Train Your Demons

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:03:04 GMT

Learn how to summon your demon of choice as Brett and Nikki dive into the Lesser Key of Solomon, as annotated by problematic bisexual icon, Aleister Crowley, then find out what Brett's favourite Tom Cruise movie is, and whether Tom Cruise is actually in it.

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Cauldrons (Round Bois With Legs)

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Brett shares the history and myths of a witch's favourite kitchen implement. Nikki starts an MLM and writes an episode of Baywatch. Together they answer everyone's most burning question: Was the 'Where's the Beef' lady a witch?

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What Even Is a Witch?

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Brett and Nikki come in swinging with the big questions about witchcraft. What’s the etymology of a witch? Is Kiki a witch or a UPS driver? Is a fish a witch even if it has no market value? Tune in to find out the answers, and whether Brett knows who Mike Tyson is.

Cover Photo: Annie Yao

Theme Song: 'Ride To The City' by The Lemming Shepherds

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