Unfortunately for them, the dead rarely stay buried.

The brothers constantly stumble into supernatural terror, facing zombies, witches, demons, curses, and things far older than any of those. Somehow they always claw their way back out of the grave long enough to drink another beer. Maybe it's luck. Maybe it's Pops and his questionable life lessons. Maybe it's the demon-possessed pistols. Who knows?

One cold, rain-soaked October night, the Oregon cemetery they were robbing spit up more trouble than most people see in ten lifetimes—and they are nowhere near prepared for what comes next.

Magnets for the macabre. Gluttons for ghouls. Morons.

DeGrave Brothers is an R-rated horror comedy audio drama podcast filled with monsters, dark humor, supernatural mystery, bloody action, and enough profanity to make your grandmother disown you. If you enjoy horror fiction, comedy podcasts, and cinematic audio dramas, welcome home.

Has been called DeGrave Brothers as one of the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcasts currently in production.

Season Two is coming.

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All roads lead to the graveyard.

Doug and Phil have been through things that would break most men. Things that can't be explained over a beer, though they've tried. They've come out the other side of every nightmare the Coldwater had to offer — changed, scraped up, and stubbornly alive.

None of it prepared them for what's underneath the cemetery.

What waits below is older than the inn, older than the Thorncrofts, older than anything the brothers have a word for. And somewhere in the middle of it is a child who needs to make it out alive.

When the sun comes up over Coldwater cemetery, the DeGrave brothers are going to need a very long road trip.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Rose Alexander as Mistress Stryker, Daniel Lyons as Stool, Sofia Puritz as Avona and the Kid, Michael Russell as Pops, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp.

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Every woman at the Coldwater Inn has her secrets. Some more than others.

Phil is about to find out exactly how much he didn't know about the one he trusted most. It's going to hurt in ways that have nothing to do with the skinless thing tearing through the building.

The bazooka comes out. Stool, the senator in the horse mask, turns out to be the most useful person in the room.

When the smoke clears, the brothers get the full picture — an unholy family history, a century old conspiracy, and a Halloween night deadline that isn't moving for anybody. Everything they thought they knew about why they're here turns out to be wrong.

Can two dimwit grave robbers stand between an ancient goddess of death and decay and the one innocent soul she needs to complete her work?

Probably not. But they're going to try.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Rose Alexander as Mistress Stryker, Daniel Lyons as Stool, Sofia Puritz as Avona and the Kid, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp.

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The only way out of the Coldwater Inn is down.

What lies beneath is older than the inn, older than the town, and considerably more dangerous than anything the brothers have faced above ground. There are riddles with teeth. There are pirates — or what's left of them. There is a speakeasy, vintage lingerie, and a situation involving Doug and a yellow negligee that he will never fully live down.

Phil discovers what he's capable of when the alternative is considerably worse. Doug discovers that robbing the dead has a way of catching up with you.

They surface changed, cold, and considerably less dressed than when they went under.

But the real trouble isn't below the inn. It's been upstairs the whole time, wearing a friendly face and waiting patiently.

It's Halloween night. The clock is running. And the brothers are about to learn that sometimes the most dangerous thing in the room is the one holding the door open for you.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Sofia Puritz as Ivana, the Kid, Mistress Slade and the Ghost, Rose Alexander as Mistress Stryker, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp.

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The trip is over. The brothers are alive. Technically.

Doug and Phil wake up changed in ways that are going to take some getting used to — matching holes in their foreheads included. Whatever happened in that haunted forest bathroom dimension appears to have worked. Pops' black book isn't gibberish anymore.

That's the good news.

The bad news is that being able to read it turns out to come with consequences nobody warned them about. Knowledge has a price. So does whatever is living inside them now.

There's something maritime about the horror this time — old, wet, and wrong in ways that feel like they've been waiting at the bottom of something dark for a very long time. The brothers are going to wish they'd stayed ignorant.

They won't get that option.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

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The brothers are stuck in a haunted whorehouse with a magic book nobody can read, a skinless corpse down the hall, and no plan. Doug has a solution.

Mushrooms. Obviously.

What follows is one of the more deranged nights in DeGrave Brothers history — a heroic dose of questionable fungi washed down with ceremonial moonshine, a cocaine amuse-bouche, and whatever that brick of Mexican weed was. Phil ends up in the bathtub. Doug ends up on a demonic sitcom being propositioned by Satan, who has opinions about Phil's love life and an offer Doug is going to refuse anyway.

The bathtub goes interdimensional.

And somewhere between the beetle hallucinations and the children's laughter and the screaming, a visitor from the brothers' past shows up with answers — and a lot more questions. The kind that leave a mark.

Doug and Phil are going to wake up different. Whether that's better or worse remains to be seen.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Michael Russell as Pops, Sofia Puritz as Demonica, Daniel Lyons as Satan, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

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The brothers have a job. There's been a murder at the Coldwater Inn and someone is paying them to figure out who — or what — did it. This requires interviewing witnesses. The witnesses are dominatrixes and sex workers.

Doug has never been more professionally motivated in his life.

Phil has a list of questions. Doug has other priorities. Between them they conduct what may be the most chaotic criminal investigation in Pacific Northwest history — a parade of interviews that goes sideways immediately and stays there, interrupted by a geriatric dominatrix who puts Doug on the floor in ways he did not enjoy even a little.

Then someone turns up without their skin.

This might be the most raunchy episode of audio drama you'll ever listen to. It's also somehow a murder mystery. The brothers are handling it about as well as you'd expect.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Rose Alexander as Mistress Stryker, Sarah Phimm as Mistress Lash, Sofia Puritz as Avona and Candy, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp.

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The brothers are at the Coldwater Inn. Someone is dead. Someone is always dead at the Coldwater Inn.

This particular someone was a guest, and what happened to him is the kind of thing that makes hardened men go quiet. The Inn's housemistress wants answers. Doug wants a beer. Phil wants to be a hero.

Nobody gets what they want.

The Coldwater Inn runs on pain, secrets, and a staff that asks too many questions and answers none. Somewhere between the dungeon, the dominatrix, and a servant named Stool, there's a killer — and it's probably something that shouldn't in our world.

The brothers' primary investigative tool is a bear trap. They're going to need it.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

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Business is bad. The only souls who've set foot in the brothers' new headquarters are a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses who left screaming. Doug's been casing cemeteries at night. Phil's been reading Pops' black book and getting nowhere. The dream is dying.

Then a beautiful blonde in a white dress walks through the door with an envelope full of cash and a job up north — a decaying inn outside Port Angeles called the Coldwater. Something destroyed a guest from the inside out. Blood on the ceiling. Symbols on the walls. The kind of thing that defies explanation.

Doug is already in love. Phil is already suspicious. Herman barely starts.

A road trip where sex, coffins and clam chowder converge under the sodium lights of truck stop.

Romance and the undead make for a complicated mix. The brothers are about to find out exactly how complicated.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Featuring the voices of Sofia Puritz as Ivana, Michael Russell as Pops, and T.S. O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is DeGrave Brothers.

After surviving a cemetery full of the walking dead, Doug and Phil DeGrave do what any reasonable person would do — they get arrested.

Locked inside a small-town police station on a cold rainy night, the brothers figure the worst is behind them. They are wrong. Something is in the building with them. Something that wore innocence like a disguise and claws like a warning. Some creatures don't look like what they are. That's the whole point.

Sheriff Davis thought the cemetery was the nightmare. He hasn't seen anything yet.

Blood will spill. A cat will be involved. And Doug and Phil will learn, not for the last time, that the supernatural has a real talent for showing up when you're already having the worst night of your life.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A horror-comedy podcast featuring our dimwitted, grave-robbing “heroes,” Doug & Phil DeGrave.

Join them as they curse, fight, and bicker their way through a cavalcade of gruesome horror scenarios. Witchcraft, zombies, demon cheerleaders, and unknowable horrors from beyond human comprehension are always just one bad decision away.

Each week, our ghoulish host presents a new audio tape pulled from his cursed collection — part standalone nightmare, part ongoing audio drama — packed with gallows humor, gut-churning terror, and the occasional unexpected moment of heart.

(Yes, there’s even a little romance in there for you softies.)

If you’re looking for a rated-R, adult horror podcast to scratch that bloody, foul-mouthed itch, you’ve stumbled into the right graveyard.

Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for

DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror.

Today’s tape features:

After a few drinks and a fair amount of smoke, Doug & Phil set out on a mission of “archaeological redistribution.” In other words: grave robbing.

It was supposed to be a night like countless nights before — drugs, booze, and corpses.

But when an unexpected body rises from the grave, their night takes a dark turn. Running for their lives through the eerie mist of the old cemetery, the brothers must face a horde of the living dead and, like Pops says, “There’s witchcraft in the cemetery tonight.”

Can our intrepid white-trash woebegoners survive the curse of A Grave Mistake?

Featuring the voices of Sofia Puritz as the Red Witch,

Michael Russell as Pops,

and T.S. O’Banion as the DeGrave Brothers.

Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers.

Find their music on Bandcamp.

DeGrave Brothers has been called the most distinctive horror comedy audio drama podcast currently in production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.