60 acast.com <![CDATA[Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman]]> https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman en Rob Ellis, Rachel ,Wingman ,decommissioned ,decommissioned podcast ,decommissioneduk,comedy,manchester,northwest,england,entertainment,rach,nigel clucas,nige wingman clucas From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast!

Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it.


Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk.


Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn.

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]]> From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast!

Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it.


Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk.


Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn.

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]]> true info+68611b459951fac41b8239ab@mg-eu.acast.com 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/68611b459951fac41b8239ab/1751217932805-42ec03bc-07a0-4a07-98ea-d885cb3ae60e.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman <![CDATA[Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman]]> Decommissioned - Hippy Shit Decommissioned - Hippy Shit Tue, 31 Mar 2026 16:14:51 GMT 30:19 69cbf2fbe8519e977f659ea9 false https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-hippy-shit 69cbf2fbe8519e977f659ea9 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-hippy-shit full 40 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


Rach has been to have her eye ball read!!!


This weeks decommissioned celeb is a special one we haven't hid the celebs name! THE NAME YOU HEAR IS THE NAME!!!!!


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Rach has been to have her eye ball read!!!


This weeks decommissioned celeb is a special one we haven't hid the celebs name! THE NAME YOU HEAR IS THE NAME!!!!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Gas Barbecues are for FANNIES Decommissioned - Gas Barbecues are for FANNIES Tue, 24 Mar 2026 03:00:00 GMT 33:50 69c1b7c5fce4b829c53fd7d7 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-gas-barbecues-are-for-fannies 69c1b7c5fce4b829c53fd7d7 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-gas-barbecues-are-for-fannies full 39 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


Gas Barbecues are for fannies apparently!!! We have a idea and we need everyones help to make it work this summer


Rob's Wife's mums cat is very unlucky its very heavy footed!


Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


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Gas Barbecues are for fannies apparently!!! We have a idea and we need everyones help to make it work this summer


Rob's Wife's mums cat is very unlucky its very heavy footed!


Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


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]]> Decommissioned - Pork Pie Decommissioned - Pork Pie Tue, 17 Mar 2026 03:00:00 GMT 35:44 69b86d914266c9b1c78fe3ef true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-pork-pies 69b86d914266c9b1c78fe3ef 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-pork-pies full 38 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


Do Americans eat toast?


Find out why THE PORK PIE may soon be extinct.


Have you ever unplugged a vending machine or a fruit machine Rob used to do it just for the crack.


Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


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Do Americans eat toast?


Find out why THE PORK PIE may soon be extinct.


Have you ever unplugged a vending machine or a fruit machine Rob used to do it just for the crack.


Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



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]]> Decommissioned - Wild Shit Decommissioned - Wild Shit Tue, 10 Mar 2026 13:23:08 GMT 45:36 69b01b3c1178b2c280bf503c true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-cave-man 69b01b3c1178b2c280bf503c 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-cave-man Cave Man Rob full 37 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


Wingman has got a prank caller!!! The show WhatsApp is connected to Wingman's phone so every time you call in the night it wakes hime and his family. Thanks for ringing Louise!


We have had loads of texts this week and try to get back to as many of you as possible.


When's the last time you had a wild shit?


Is Rob more nervous about WW3 or the price of petrol?


What are your thoughts on getting an experience for a present at Christmas or on your birthday?


Have you ever been to a cave and met the owner of the cave? Your gonna love this cave story!!


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


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Wingman has got a prank caller!!! The show WhatsApp is connected to Wingman's phone so every time you call in the night it wakes hime and his family. Thanks for ringing Louise!


We have had loads of texts this week and try to get back to as many of you as possible.


When's the last time you had a wild shit?


Is Rob more nervous about WW3 or the price of petrol?


What are your thoughts on getting an experience for a present at Christmas or on your birthday?


Have you ever been to a cave and met the owner of the cave? Your gonna love this cave story!!


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Shut Your Face Decommissioned - Shut Your Face Tue, 03 Mar 2026 03:00:00 GMT 35:18 69a5ed8cc6f68bd5899e39a8 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-shut-your-face 69a5ed8cc6f68bd5899e39a8 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-shut-your-face full 36 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if your up for coming.


Lucas has been in touch and he has a new money saving way of making tea! Apparently the UK is using more tea bags than ever because of remote working.


Wingman thinks more of his wee is tea!!!!


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


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We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if your up for coming.


Lucas has been in touch and he has a new money saving way of making tea! Apparently the UK is using more tea bags than ever because of remote working.


Wingman thinks more of his wee is tea!!!!


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Epstein Files Decommissioned - Epstein Files Tue, 24 Feb 2026 03:00:00 GMT 32:21 699c733ae58ea9113823c3af true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-epstein-files 699c733ae58ea9113823c3af 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-epstein-files full 35 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost?


Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm.


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


Wingman once convinced Rob to bring his Cat to work for something on the show. Find out what happened when the Cat got lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



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Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost?


Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm.


On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


Wingman once convinced Rob to bring his Cat to work for something on the show. Find out what happened when the Cat got lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


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]]> Decommissioned - Dead Dogs Pram Decommissioned - Dead Dogs Pram Tue, 17 Feb 2026 09:08:36 GMT 36:45 6994301486ac45e7f85c2e07 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-dead-dogs-pram 6994301486ac45e7f85c2e07 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-dead-dogs-pram full 34 Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity.


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity.


Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Health Advice Off Bez Decommissioned - Health Advice Off Bez Tue, 10 Feb 2026 03:00:00 GMT 47:50 698a54bfd2345f67c31c16fd true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-its-bac 698a54bfd2345f67c31c16fd 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-its-bac Free Fags! full 33 The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays.


Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back.


So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned Celeb and it's a cracker. You'll never know the real Celeb.


Rob and Wingman hosted an event with Shaun and Bez from Happy Mondays and also TV's Dr Hilary Jones. You might be surprised to hear which of these 3 Celebs tried to get the party started.


If you had Ken Barlows number would you ring him when you were pissed?


Rob Ellis is a SMART DICK pass it on.


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During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays.


Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back.


So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned Celeb and it's a cracker. You'll never know the real Celeb.


Rob and Wingman hosted an event with Shaun and Bez from Happy Mondays and also TV's Dr Hilary Jones. You might be surprised to hear which of these 3 Celebs tried to get the party started.


If you had Ken Barlows number would you ring him when you were pissed?


Rob Ellis is a SMART DICK pass it on.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!




🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


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]]> <![CDATA[Decommissioned - KEITH'S COCK]]> Tue, 27 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 24:16 6977e02e689e1e80262e792a true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-keiths-cock 6977e02e689e1e80262e792a 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-keiths-cock full 32 The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


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]]> The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


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]]> <![CDATA[Decommissioned - I've never Seen a Cow on a Hill]]> Tue, 20 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 41:52 696e9abe5e25e3a6c071d6bd true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-you-never-see-a-cow-on-a-hill 696e9abe5e25e3a6c071d6bd 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-you-never-see-a-cow-on-a-hill full 31 The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes


Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be?


Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT!


An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time.


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Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes


Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be?


Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT!


An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans. 


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]]> Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 2 Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 2 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 22:30 6968100f0c88d43b28cd5738 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-rich-people-problems-part-2 6968100f0c88d43b28cd5738 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-rich-people-problems-part-2 full 30 The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on?


People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself?


An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before.


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]]> The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on?


People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself?


An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before.


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]]> Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 1 Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 1 Tue, 13 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 23:31 6965767988da0c07c1a56091 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-rich-people-problems-part-1 6965767988da0c07c1a56091 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-rich-people-problems-part-1 full 30 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!


There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?


Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!


There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?


Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!


Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Predictions Part 2 Decommissioned - Predictions Part 2 Thu, 08 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 32:16 695edede1c1db1c5bd0bf60a true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-predictions-part-2 695edede1c1db1c5bd0bf60a 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-predictions-part-2 I LOVE MOON full 29 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


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]]> Decommissioned - predictions Part 1 Decommissioned - predictions Part 1 Tue, 06 Jan 2026 03:00:00 GMT 27:58 695c3771b1ddb8392c64de53 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-predictions-part-1 695c3771b1ddb8392c64de53 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-predictions-part-1 I LOVE MOON full 29 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?


Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.


We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.


Rob also has a power cut mid episode.


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?


Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.


We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.


Rob also has a power cut mid episode.


Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Arse End Of Christmas Special Part 2 Decommissioned - Arse End Of Christmas Special Part 2 Tue, 30 Dec 2025 08:28:54 GMT 39:23 69538d465d6f68f3bfcd6b7b true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-arse-end-of-christmas-special-part-2 69538d465d6f68f3bfcd6b7b 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-arse-end-of-christmas-special-part-2 full 28 The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2


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]]> The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


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]]> Decommissioned - Christmas part 1 Decommissioned - Christmas part 1 Tue, 23 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 30:53 6949ccdd3aa794d3c61f9826 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-christmas-part 6949ccdd3aa794d3c61f9826 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-christmas-part full 28 The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


Merry Christmas everyone!!!


Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


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]]> The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


Merry Christmas everyone!!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Social Media Part 2 Decommissioned - Social Media Part 2 Thu, 18 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 28:21 694329ce3d3b907dc0dcd1d9 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-social-media-part-2 694329ce3d3b907dc0dcd1d9 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-social-media-part-2 full 27 The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


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]]> The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


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]]> Decommissioned Social Media - Part 1 Decommissioned Social Media - Part 1 Tue, 16 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 32:16 694032ed443ad98913381754 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-social-media-part-1 694032ed443ad98913381754 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-social-media-part-1 full 27 Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!


Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈


What's real and what's AI???


This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture.


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]]> Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!


Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈


What's real and what's AI???


This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture.


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]]> Decommissioned - Schools Part 2 Decommissioned - Schools Part 2 Thu, 11 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 30:49 6939f313e521382d95f0698f true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-schools-part-2 6939f313e521382d95f0698f 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-schools-part-2 full 26 DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!


Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad!


Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned?


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]]> DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!


Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad!


Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned?


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]]> Decommissioned - Schools Part 1 Decommissioned - Schools Part 1 Tue, 09 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 25:56 6937422091c8bda5d09de135 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-schools-part-1 6937422091c8bda5d09de135 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-schools-part-1 full 26 Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.


Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED CELEB.


How are Schools going to be Decommissioned in the future? It's already started to happen. Rachel did a bit of teaching (I KNOW) and got to see a school from a different perspective.


Listen now to hear all the latest gossip from The Staff Room.


Rob drops a cliff hanger and a half WTF!!!! Next episode out Thursday!!!


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]]> Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.


Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED CELEB.


How are Schools going to be Decommissioned in the future? It's already started to happen. Rachel did a bit of teaching (I KNOW) and got to see a school from a different perspective.


Listen now to hear all the latest gossip from The Staff Room.


Rob drops a cliff hanger and a half WTF!!!! Next episode out Thursday!!!


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]]> <![CDATA[Decommissioned - Meteorites & Ass holes part 2 ]]> Thu, 04 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 31:19 692f64d2186e09d298fdf9bd true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-meteorites-ass-holes-part-2 692f64d2186e09d298fdf9bd 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-meteorites-ass-holes-part-2 full 25 Paul McCartney is a LEGEND! He hates AI but have you ever heard him fart?


Decommissioned Celebrity - Is this week's a bit of a dick? You decide. Keep your voice notes coming on our Whatsapp! Yours could be on an episode soon.


Another car that loads of you will have had has been DECOMMISSIONED!! What next?


Wingman's first car was an old Hollands pie van.


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]]> Paul McCartney is a LEGEND! He hates AI but have you ever heard him fart?


Decommissioned Celebrity - Is this week's a bit of a dick? You decide. Keep your voice notes coming on our Whatsapp! Yours could be on an episode soon.


Another car that loads of you will have had has been DECOMMISSIONED!! What next?


Wingman's first car was an old Hollands pie van.


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]]> <![CDATA[Decommissioned - Meteorites & Ass holes part 1]]> Tue, 02 Dec 2025 03:00:00 GMT 35:18 692e14cc1c4491caefd5cf29 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-meteorites-ass-holes-part-1 692e14cc1c4491caefd5cf29 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-meteorites-ass-holes-part-1 full 25 The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!


If a meteorite was about to wipe out earth how would you spend your last few hours?


The podcast listener numbers went up last week sex definatly sells. Apparently it's what the people want! So Rachel asks AI to make a mucky story staring a man called Rob and a man called wingman.


We have a quick update on The 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise.


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!


If a meteorite was about to wipe out earth how would you spend your last few hours?


The podcast listener numbers went up last week sex definatly sells. Apparently it's what the people want! So Rachel asks AI to make a mucky story staring a man called Rob and a man called wingman.


We have a quick update on The 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise.


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]]> Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 2 Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 2 Thu, 27 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT 40:34 692773c730ebd38648741cac true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-mucky-story-part-2 692773c730ebd38648741cac 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-mucky-story-part-2 full 24 The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!


The cost of living is getting out of control and to make things worse shrinkflation is getting worse!!


A heavy duty traffic cones almost decommissioned Rach's work Van.


Decommissioned safari parks. Beware of the monkeys they have multiplied in a big way!!!


To finish this week's episode we discuss monkey's arses. Would applying pile cream help them out? What's going on with a monkeys ares?


Enjoy episode 24 part 2


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!


The cost of living is getting out of control and to make things worse shrinkflation is getting worse!!


A heavy duty traffic cones almost decommissioned Rach's work Van.


Decommissioned safari parks. Beware of the monkeys they have multiplied in a big way!!!


To finish this week's episode we discuss monkey's arses. Would applying pile cream help them out? What's going on with a monkeys ares?


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]]> Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 1 Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 1 Tue, 25 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT 23:19 6924c531ab6de17613d954a2 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-part-1 6924c531ab6de17613d954a2 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-part-1 full 24 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


Mucky podcasts are a huge success, some of them are making MILLIONS. So with the help of AI Wingman makes a Mucky story staring a man called Rob and a woman called Rachel. Their reaction is absolutely priceless!!


This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was a bit of a nob on a train. Their identity has been hidden as always and replaced by another celebrities name. Who could it be? We'll never tell!!!!


Rob finds a Decommissioned Father Christmas in a skip and takes it home for the family.


Enjoy episode 24 part 1


Part 2 drops on Thursday.


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


Mucky podcasts are a huge success, some of them are making MILLIONS. So with the help of AI Wingman makes a Mucky story staring a man called Rob and a woman called Rachel. Their reaction is absolutely priceless!!


This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was a bit of a nob on a train. Their identity has been hidden as always and replaced by another celebrities name. Who could it be? We'll never tell!!!!


Rob finds a Decommissioned Father Christmas in a skip and takes it home for the family.


Enjoy episode 24 part 1


Part 2 drops on Thursday.


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]]> Decommissioned - Reincarnation part 2 Decommissioned - Reincarnation part 2 Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT 28:41 691b6e2e67ed28baece104d8 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-reincarnation-part-2 691b6e2e67ed28baece104d8 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-reincarnation-part-2 full 23 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!


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]]> Decommissioned - Reincarnation Part 1 Decommissioned - Reincarnation Part 1 Tue, 18 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT 29:58 691b6d99589629f7d686083b true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-reincarnation 691b6d99589629f7d686083b 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-reincarnation full 23 The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


We are splitting up!!!! The podcast we mean. It will now be in two parts. First part will drop every Tuesday and the second part will drop on a Thursday.


Rob went to a backwards firework display.


We are looking for a clap starter for our live event that we haven't organised yet.


Old people care workers could be the next job to be Decommissioned? Robots could be wiping old peoples bums very soon.


Rachel has another job as a dog walker and she left a full poo bag with another dogs dog poo in on someone's radiator.


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]]> The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


We are splitting up!!!! The podcast we mean. It will now be in two parts. First part will drop every Tuesday and the second part will drop on a Thursday.


Rob went to a backwards firework display.


We are looking for a clap starter for our live event that we haven't organised yet.


Old people care workers could be the next job to be Decommissioned? Robots could be wiping old peoples bums very soon.


Rachel has another job as a dog walker and she left a full poo bag with another dogs dog poo in on someone's radiator.


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]]> Decommissioned- AI Companion Decommissioned- AI Companion Mon, 10 Nov 2025 18:59:20 GMT 48:05 69123608830e2623bf2c1c4d true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-ai-companion 69123608830e2623bf2c1c4d 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-ai-companion full 22 Some people hate being alone! Rob looks forward to it! In the future YOU will never be alone as everyone will have an AI Companion. On this episode Rob has an awkward chat with one.


Have you ever lost something in a box of Pumpkins in a supermarket?


Are graphic designers the next job to be Decommissioned? Hannah has got in touch she thinks that she's still in the game.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity is part of a double act. Is this weeks celebrity a Dick or do you think his behaviour is justified? Who could it be?


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]]> Some people hate being alone! Rob looks forward to it! In the future YOU will never be alone as everyone will have an AI Companion. On this episode Rob has an awkward chat with one.


Have you ever lost something in a box of Pumpkins in a supermarket?


Are graphic designers the next job to be Decommissioned? Hannah has got in touch she thinks that she's still in the game.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity is part of a double act. Is this weeks celebrity a Dick or do you think his behaviour is justified? Who could it be?


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]]> Decommissioned - Parenting Decommissioned - Parenting Tue, 04 Nov 2025 03:00:00 GMT 51:45 69093260471525d352cae4ba true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-parenting 69093260471525d352cae4ba 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-parenting full 21 Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we can make some money!! The topics discussed are Did your parents ever hit you as a kid? Should your kid start working from 6 years of age? and Would you let a company name your kid if they paid you 10K a year?


Did you know there's no Crab in a crab stick.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was sick on but was still a bit of a DICK!! Who do you think it is?


We might release an album of Decommissioned songs for Christmas.


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]]> Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we can make some money!! The topics discussed are Did your parents ever hit you as a kid? Should your kid start working from 6 years of age? and Would you let a company name your kid if they paid you 10K a year?


Did you know there's no Crab in a crab stick.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was sick on but was still a bit of a DICK!! Who do you think it is?


We might release an album of Decommissioned songs for Christmas.


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]]> <![CDATA[Flies Don't Get The Respect That They Deserve ]]> Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:10:37 GMT 52:36 69006c6dd65c20ae52ab6185 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/flies-dont-get-the-respect-they-deserve 69006c6dd65c20ae52ab6185 68611b459951fac41b8239ab flies-dont-get-the-respect-they-deserve full 20 BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.


Rob gets deep and it all starts with SHOWER THOUGHTS!!


Producer Josh finds a dead pigeon on his balcony and finds a new fear.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity could be the best one so far!! Who do you think it is?


Sounds like mucky phone lines are the next job to be Decommissioned? the alternative is scary. Be warned!!!!


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]]> BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.


Rob gets deep and it all starts with SHOWER THOUGHTS!!


Producer Josh finds a dead pigeon on his balcony and finds a new fear.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity could be the best one so far!! Who do you think it is?


Sounds like mucky phone lines are the next job to be Decommissioned? the alternative is scary. Be warned!!!!


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]]> Decommissioned: Sumo Wrestler Decommissioned: Sumo Wrestler Tue, 21 Oct 2025 02:00:00 GMT 48:44 68f68c11b5743a0a56dd2683 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-sumo-wrestler 68f68c11b5743a0a56dd2683 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-sumo-wrestler full We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!


Rachel has been done for thieving.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

Find out which Celeb left their knickers in someone's bin. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?


Could Translators be next job to be Decommissioned? What could they do as an alternative?


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]]> We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!


Rachel has been done for thieving.


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

Find out which Celeb left their knickers in someone's bin. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?


Could Translators be next job to be Decommissioned? What could they do as an alternative?


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]]> A Sleeve of Cocks A Sleeve of Cocks Tue, 14 Oct 2025 02:00:00 GMT 49:14 68ed6873de9a2a62c411548c true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/a-sleeve-of-cocks 68ed6873de9a2a62c411548c 68611b459951fac41b8239ab a-sleeve-of-cocks full 18 It's the anniversary of The Bag for Life. Lets celebrate!!!!


Is there anything worse than when people leave a shit load of money to a family pet when they die? We discuss possible ways that you could try get the money back off a pet.


The Cock N Balls tattoo correction gallary.

If you were accidentally given a tattoo of a Cock N Balls by an AI tattoo machine how would you disguise the tattoo? What would you turn it in to?


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?


Could Super market workers be next job to be Decommissioned? Wendy (Jayne) defiantly thinks so!!!!!


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]]> It's the anniversary of The Bag for Life. Lets celebrate!!!!


Is there anything worse than when people leave a shit load of money to a family pet when they die? We discuss possible ways that you could try get the money back off a pet.


The Cock N Balls tattoo correction gallary.

If you were accidentally given a tattoo of a Cock N Balls by an AI tattoo machine how would you disguise the tattoo? What would you turn it in to?


'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?


Could Super market workers be next job to be Decommissioned? Wendy (Jayne) defiantly thinks so!!!!!


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]]> Urinal Rival Urinal Rival Tue, 07 Oct 2025 02:00:00 GMT 55:08 68e4302a25822f0dae5552a9 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/urinal-rival 68e4302a25822f0dae5552a9 68611b459951fac41b8239ab urinal-rival full 17 On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.


A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got pissed and started bragging to locals that he had a WW2 Bomb in his back garden. Turns out it was TRUE!! Bomb-baclart!!


We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) 'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'


Could Taxi drivers be next to be Decommissioned? Gabe an Uber driver on London thinks YES!!!!


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]]> On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.


A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got pissed and started bragging to locals that he had a WW2 Bomb in his back garden. Turns out it was TRUE!! Bomb-baclart!!


We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) 'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'


Could Taxi drivers be next to be Decommissioned? Gabe an Uber driver on London thinks YES!!!!


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]]> Too Many Barbers Spoil the Broth Too Many Barbers Spoil the Broth Tue, 30 Sep 2025 02:00:00 GMT 52:31 68daf57809b1c365e40a0fb8 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/too-many-barbers-spoilt-the-broth 68daf57809b1c365e40a0fb8 68611b459951fac41b8239ab too-many-barbers-spoilt-the-broth full 16 On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)


find out why Barbers could be the next profession to be decommissioned.


Boddingtons bitter is back being brewed in Manchester and the mayor of Japan absolutely loves it!!!


Wingman has messed up with the prices on Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' merchandise crisp. It's costing the company a fortune! But we now have official Decommissioned Hot Water Bottles for sale.


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
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Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
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]]> On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)


find out why Barbers could be the next profession to be decommissioned.


Boddingtons bitter is back being brewed in Manchester and the mayor of Japan absolutely loves it!!!


Wingman has messed up with the prices on Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' merchandise crisp. It's costing the company a fortune! But we now have official Decommissioned Hot Water Bottles for sale.


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

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]]> 10 X DickHead 10 X DickHead Tue, 23 Sep 2025 02:00:00 GMT 56:56 68d1ba7140bbaff2b9857891 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/10-x-dickhead 68d1ba7140bbaff2b9857891 68611b459951fac41b8239ab 10-x-dickhead full 15 We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.


Did you know there is a £5 note floating about the northwest of England that's worth £20,000 check your pockets!!!


And Its official you can now call your boss a DICKHEAD and not get sacked.


Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' signed crisps are now available in 4 different flavours and they are flying off the shelves.


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

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]]> We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.


Did you know there is a £5 note floating about the northwest of England that's worth £20,000 check your pockets!!!


And Its official you can now call your boss a DICKHEAD and not get sacked.


Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' signed crisps are now available in 4 different flavours and they are flying off the shelves.


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Big Brown Hairy Bollocks Big Brown Hairy Bollocks Tue, 16 Sep 2025 02:00:00 GMT 47:14 68c864e3666ba430d6dc5423 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/big-brown-hairy-bollocks 68c864e3666ba430d6dc5423 68611b459951fac41b8239ab big-brown-hairy-bollocks full 14 Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?


Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the team has lost a family member.


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 you need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


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]]> Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?


Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the team has lost a family member.


And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 you need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Podcasting, P Diddy Style. Podcasting, P Diddy Style. Tue, 09 Sep 2025 02:00:11 GMT 1:00:38 68bee99f02dac1523504654a true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/podcasting-p-diddy-style 68bee99f02dac1523504654a 68611b459951fac41b8239ab podcasting-p-diddy-style full 13 Wingman has got really drunk and The Decommissioned podcast has been told to look for another studio.


We read congratulation emails from listeners to Rachel.


Rob gets stuck in traffic and has to 'Bear Grylls' it.


Wingman has a dilemma with a injured builder


We give an update on our merchandise. Chip pans are sill available. Unfortunately plenty left!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk NOW!!


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Wingman has got really drunk and The Decommissioned podcast has been told to look for another studio.


We read congratulation emails from listeners to Rachel.


Rob gets stuck in traffic and has to 'Bear Grylls' it.


Wingman has a dilemma with a injured builder


We give an update on our merchandise. Chip pans are sill available. Unfortunately plenty left!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk NOW!!


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Getting Jiggy With It In A Cupboard Getting Jiggy With It In A Cupboard Tue, 02 Sep 2025 02:00:00 GMT 47:16 68b5e30e70ab6f8350b55c11 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/getting-jiggy-with-it-in-a-cupboard 68b5e30e70ab6f8350b55c11 68611b459951fac41b8239ab getting-jiggy-with-it-in-a-cupboard full 12 Rachel has some MASSIVE news!!!

Rob asks if 'Tune of the Summer' is still a thing

And Wingman has sorted our first Decommissioned merchandise. Check out decommissioned.co.uk and be the first to buy our new branded deep fat frying pan.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Rachel has some MASSIVE news!!!

Rob asks if 'Tune of the Summer' is still a thing

And Wingman has sorted our first Decommissioned merchandise. Check out decommissioned.co.uk and be the first to buy our new branded deep fat frying pan.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Draw your own PORN Draw your own PORN Tue, 26 Aug 2025 02:00:00 GMT 39:54 68acc7ad73bf5b6298173dc5 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/draw-your-own-porn 68acc7ad73bf5b6298173dc5 68611b459951fac41b8239ab draw-your-own-porn full 11 Rob goes to a funeral and Mr Bean is a priest.


Rach joins us from her holiday in Cyprus don't tell the burglars.


Get a pen and paper cause we think we've found the future of porn.


And we've only gone and found CLINK CLINK he's come in with a hat on so let's see if he's still bald?


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Rob goes to a funeral and Mr Bean is a priest.


Rach joins us from her holiday in Cyprus don't tell the burglars.


Get a pen and paper cause we think we've found the future of porn.


And we've only gone and found CLINK CLINK he's come in with a hat on so let's see if he's still bald?


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> The Laxative The Laxative Tue, 19 Aug 2025 02:00:00 GMT 52:08 68a33bbc8bf365c7e30402e4 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/the-laxative 68a33bbc8bf365c7e30402e4 68611b459951fac41b8239ab the-laxative full 10 'Decommissioned' have let a monster in.


They have invited their editor to actually tell them what he thinks for the podcast.


What stays? What's gone forever?


He doesn't want to be there. They soon won't!!


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> 'Decommissioned' have let a monster in.


They have invited their editor to actually tell them what he thinks for the podcast.


What stays? What's gone forever?


He doesn't want to be there. They soon won't!!


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[Rob's a Psychopath]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2025 02:00:00 GMT 25:33 68970e51f9482328d048d4b1 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/robs-a-psychopath 68970e51f9482328d048d4b1 68611b459951fac41b8239ab robs-a-psychopath full 9 Rach has killed two fish, but it's Rob that's the psychopath!! Worrying times for the people of Wigan.


Do you know what a Kum bang or a Tit-Bore is? Rob, Rach and Wingman have a good guess.


Find out the latest applicant to try and rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket'


And Wingman's nicked a tool box off a kid.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Rach has killed two fish, but it's Rob that's the psychopath!! Worrying times for the people of Wigan.


Do you know what a Kum bang or a Tit-Bore is? Rob, Rach and Wingman have a good guess.


Find out the latest applicant to try and rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket'


And Wingman's nicked a tool box off a kid.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Pheasant Jewellery Pheasant Jewellery Tue, 05 Aug 2025 02:00:00 GMT 22:23 689119aef3bc046081883ae9 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/pheasant-jewellery 689119aef3bc046081883ae9 68611b459951fac41b8239ab pheasant-jewellery full 8

How far can Peacocks fly?


Who gets our 'Decommissioned Bucket' this week?


A man goes to Turkey to get a hight reduction.


Has Producer Clink Clink quit and stolen all Wingman's Tesco Clubcard points?


And why is a washing-machine-minute not a minute?



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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]>

How far can Peacocks fly?


Who gets our 'Decommissioned Bucket' this week?


A man goes to Turkey to get a hight reduction.


Has Producer Clink Clink quit and stolen all Wingman's Tesco Clubcard points?


And why is a washing-machine-minute not a minute?



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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Golden Kangaroo Golden Kangaroo Tue, 29 Jul 2025 02:00:00 GMT 35:41 6878f871b93bd5454dc55ea7 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/golden-kangaroo 6878f871b93bd5454dc55ea7 68611b459951fac41b8239ab golden-kangaroo full 7 Who deserves a Golden Kangaroo and who defiantly needs to hand theirs back?


Rachel thinks she's going grey or has her hairdresser planted it?


find out what a euphoric tickle is. quite possibly the best tickle in the history of tickles!!


And how much would you pay for seat 11A?


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Who deserves a Golden Kangaroo and who defiantly needs to hand theirs back?


Rachel thinks she's going grey or has her hairdresser planted it?


find out what a euphoric tickle is. quite possibly the best tickle in the history of tickles!!


And how much would you pay for seat 11A?


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Soap Bakery Soap Bakery Tue, 22 Jul 2025 02:00:00 GMT 36:56 6878f4b00d2a218993c8eb36 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/soap-bakery 6878f4b00d2a218993c8eb36 68611b459951fac41b8239ab soap-bakery full 6 Wingman’s dad is the Willy Wonker of a soap factory.


Find out if German’s Tut.


Can an elephant take it’s alcohol? Does it become aggressive or a flirt?


Page 3 is making a comeback with a twist.


And this week Rach attempts to get a job at a Bingo Hall.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 




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]]> Wingman’s dad is the Willy Wonker of a soap factory.


Find out if German’s Tut.


Can an elephant take it’s alcohol? Does it become aggressive or a flirt?


Page 3 is making a comeback with a twist.


And this week Rach attempts to get a job at a Bingo Hall.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 




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]]> Oasis Special Oasis Special Thu, 17 Jul 2025 02:00:00 GMT 19:45 687684fdc32bf359c08bf907 false https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/oasis-special 687684fdc32bf359c08bf907 68611b459951fac41b8239ab oasis-special full Oasis are in town. One member of Decomissioned went to watch them. One gave up his tickets to wear his slippers at home.




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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

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]]> Oasis are in town. One member of Decomissioned went to watch them. One gave up his tickets to wear his slippers at home.




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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Cucumber (cats) Taxi Cucumber (cats) Taxi Tue, 15 Jul 2025 02:00:00 GMT 30:03 68756752e1ed51a8f9b9df83 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/cucumber-taxi 68756752e1ed51a8f9b9df83 68611b459951fac41b8239ab cucumber-taxi full 5 Find out the real reason why Cats are terrified of Cucumbers!!!


Listener Abigail tries to rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket' but is her reason good enough?


Rachel has had her first trial taste of work since being sacked. It's never gonna last.


And are we any closer to getting re-commissioned?


follow @decommissioneduk on socials.


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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. 
Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Find out the real reason why Cats are terrified of Cucumbers!!!


Listener Abigail tries to rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket' but is her reason good enough?


Rachel has had her first trial taste of work since being sacked. It's never gonna last.


And are we any closer to getting re-commissioned?


follow @decommissioneduk on socials.


Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Wheelie-bin Granny Wheelie-bin Granny Tue, 08 Jul 2025 01:00:00 GMT 31:28 686c11638d2a216e122ae7d7 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/robs-addiction-to-vinted-is-getting-out-of-control 686c11638d2a216e122ae7d7 68611b459951fac41b8239ab robs-addiction-to-vinted-is-getting-out-of-control full 4 Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!


Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.


And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk



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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 



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]]> Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!


Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.


And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk



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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 



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]]> Balls On A Train Toilet seat Balls On A Train Toilet seat Tue, 01 Jul 2025 02:00:00 GMT 23:58 6861833e9951fac41b9db120 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-tut-tut 6861833e9951fac41b9db120 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-tut-tut full 3 On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?


Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.


Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

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]]> On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?


Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.


Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 

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]]> Rachel Wants To Be A Postman Rachel Wants To Be A Postman Tue, 01 Jul 2025 01:00:00 GMT 23:02 68617bfd081ac1df5df6eb61 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned 68617bfd081ac1df5df6eb61 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned full 2 In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…


Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through?


We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!!


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


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]]> In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…


Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through?


We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!!


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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


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]]> <![CDATA[The Rob, Rach & Wingman Reunion]]> Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMT 24:53 686172415670d86508a46699 true https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/decommissioned-everyones-got-a-hairy-arse 686172415670d86508a46699 68611b459951fac41b8239ab decommissioned-everyones-got-a-hairy-arse full 1 After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking.


Who’s been the most emotional? Has anyone landed a job yet? And who’s head apparently smells like arse?


Oh — and is Rachel actually selling her knickers?



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]]> After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking.


Who’s been the most emotional? Has anyone landed a job yet? And who’s head apparently smells like arse?


Oh — and is Rachel actually selling her knickers?



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]]> Press Conference Press Conference Mon, 30 Jun 2025 19:15:05 GMT 2:25 6862e239653df36e7b1b70cb false https://shows.acast.com/decommissioned-with-rob-ellis-rach-wingman/episodes/press-conference 6862e239653df36e7b1b70cb 68611b459951fac41b8239ab press-conference full Special Announcement!!!!!!





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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


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]]> Special Announcement!!!!!!





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Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans. 


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