Helen's Log

Ep 32. Balloons, Bags, Barefoot

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and having a piss on the Strand.

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Ep 31. Pencil cases, Pocahontas, Paris with Stevie Martin

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving straight into describing their perfect pencil cases. Warning: there will be gel pens, school discos, Austin Powers and IBS along the way.

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Ep 30. Collagen, Cigarettes, Cartilage

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It’s a spring solo ep and Helen’s brought in a collagen sachet and has a nicotine patch firmly attached to her boob for the occasion. No better way to start talking about quitting, asthma, screen time and the new disney film, Hoppers. We’ve also got a little taster on starting stand up (more of this in the extra episode on patreon). Happy listening!

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Ep 29. Hamilton, Hymens, Hairwash with Rosie Jones

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It’s a glorious day because we have longtime fan of the pod and dear friend, Rosie Jones in the studio with us. It’s a wild ride of an episode so hold on to your hats. Expect accidental product placement, Hamilton sing-a-longs, discussing breaking your hymen with a pencil case and asking life’s important questions such as “How many friends is too many friends?” Of course there will be filthy language and endless giggles.

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Ep 28. Pedro, Princess Diaries, Potatoes

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Today we have a bit of everything, from Helen’s History corner deep diving into unhinged historical romances to an impromptu chat with the fantastic Sean McLoughlin. Get ready for the roller coaster that is leech attacks, Babylonian beauty standards, family holidays at the age of 34 and medieval hot or not.

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Ep 27. Disney, Drama, Duets with Chloe Petts

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Helen has a stye but she’s had a posh omelette and to top it off the sweetest angel to have ever lived, Chloe Petts, is with us today so things are looking up! This episode is a real treat for the senses. Get ready for Disney trips, eye contact, arresting monarchs, sing-a-longs, lost ears, beloved children’s shows, unforgivable drama exam pieces, and a phenomenal closing performance from Chloe.

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Ep 26. Breathing, Broth, Bibs with Phil Wang

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

This week we’re discussing Helen’s mouth breathing and who better to do that with than the wonderful Phil Wang. Get ready for a whirlwind as we deep dive into interactive museums, Shutter Island, Digimon, Pho, sealed over noses and taunting nursery rhymes.

TW: There is a discussion about death in the intro that some people may find upsetting so please do skip to the chat with Phil if you’d like to avoid this.

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Ep 25. Hearts, Hangovers, Houses with Andrew White

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It's Valentine's week, Helen’s hungover and we have a very special guest to mark the occasion. Get ready as we pull on your heart strings and discuss Omaze houses, risky texts, soft play and the Beast (of Beauty And The Beast fame).

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Ep 24. Boleyn, Boys, Brushing with Ed Night and Huge Davies

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Helen announced the morning of the record that this week there’s not one but TWO guests. It’s a whirlwind of baby boys, witches curses, trips to the dentist and rating which of Henry the VIII’s wives had it the worst. Enjoy the inner workings of Ed and Huge’s minds (their for you pages).

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Ep 23. Singing Kettle, Sarcophagus, Spaghetti with Chris Macarthur-Boyd

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Helen’s prepared some questions. There’s more googling than sense in this episode and frankly it is the perfect level of chaos. We have the fantastic Chris Macarthur-Boyd with us teaching us about a kettle with a massive face and even bigger tunes, kids home makeover shows and tank top slogans.

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Ep 22. Facebook, Flannels, Fanny Flutters with Tamsyn Kelly

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

What a wild ride of an episode, we have the wonderful Tamsyn Kelly with us and there’s even a (telephone) appearance from the infamous Micheal Bauer, otherwise known as Helen’s Dad. This week we’re reminiscing about primary school weddings, facebook albums and alcohol pops. So stick around and enjoy us figuring out what the hell St John’s ambulance is.

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Ep 21. Therapy, Takeaways, Thailand With Sunil Patel

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It’s cold. We want to be at home and cosy but we’re here recording because we’re FAITHFULS. To keep you warm we’ve got the one and only Sunil Patel, otherwise known as Helen’s ex-housemate, to give us the hot goss on topics such as hosting etiquette, weekly shops, AI death row meals and “How am I supposed to hug someone’s mother?”

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This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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20. Sausages, Squirrels, Spectrums with Rose Johnson

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

2026 is coming at us fast. Helen has a spot in her ear and Rose Johnson graces us with her presence to look in said ear and of course we dissect our Christmases, the contents of chest freezers and get our minds blown by inventions from the 90s.

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Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D,

Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma,

Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch,

Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Leah

Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil

Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca

Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell,

Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie,

Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey,

Trina McTsai

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19. Resolutions, Rides, Romance

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Happy new year! It’s our first episode of 2026 and we’re here to soothe your hangovers and chat resolutions.

So let’s start the year with a bang and talk dating with intention, being chill as f*ck, joyriding and those all important big shops.

We can’t wait for the year ahead with you, here’s to 2026!

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This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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18. Christmas, Cheese, Christingles

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Merry Christmas one and all! Santa’s been and Call the Midwife is nearly on the telly. We hope you’re having a wonderful day full of mince pies and cheer. Come celebrate with us as we discuss gifts, Christmas dinner, families, a Santa phobia and disappearing dads.

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17. Mary, Middle Names, Myrrh with (the return of) Alison Spittle

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s nearly Christmas so this week we’re bad mouthing King Herod and discussing the Nativity at length. Better yet, we have dear friend of the pod Alison Spittle back to help us. You can look forward to bitching about the three wise men and getting the part of Mary. There’s also some theatre recommendations along the way.

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This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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16.⁠ ⁠Bedtime, Builders, Brains

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Come shopping at Claire’s Accessories with us while we discuss what pyjamas we’re wearing, our unfortunate spotify wrapped, advocating for yourself and emotional intelligence. You can also expect a detailed account of Helen’s countryside weekend and why we still hate Hilary’s blinds.

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Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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15.⁠ ⁠Hobbies, Hips, Hostels with Lara Ricote

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and what better way to kick it off than with the perfect gift, our guest Lara Ricote. We’ve got song covers, steaks, first grinds, an unfortunate Murphy bed incident and travelling tales with a magic man or two.

And if one guest wasn’t exciting enough we have a very special drop in from dear friend of the pod, the fantastic Amy Anette!

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Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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14. Pigeons, Pirates, Pokemon with James Acaster

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week we’re going back to school with James Acaster and we could not be more excited about it. Come and reminisce with us about school politics, trips, mischief and much more. Of course there’s an armpit ordeal and a lengthy discussion about christian rock bands along the way.

And a sneak preview to our extra patreon episode too..

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Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, NoÃ«lle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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13.⁠ ⁠Sister Act, Socks, Sam Ryder

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s been a real tester of a morning and it’s going to be one of those episodes. We’ve got stuff in our eyes but we’re still standing, and doing a podcast, somehow. Not all heroes wear capes. This week we’re talking musicals, wearing thermals, divorced (and nudist) grandparents, parties, soup and pure chaos.

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Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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12. Premier Inn, Poirot, Pimples

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Today we’re taking a tour of the airport including an exclusive trip to the Easy Jet hotel. So grab your dream matte mouse and pop some pimples with us as we discuss the beauty myth and whether Willy Wonka would be cancelled.

And a patreon episode preview for you...

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Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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11. ⁠Swimming, Sertraline, Soup with Ed Gamble

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

This week we enter the Truman show and Ed, our fantastic guest, teaches us podcast etiquette. Join us for a whirlwind of numbers not making sense, chilli con carne at 5.30 and our new sofa’s questionable height.

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Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins,Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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10. Halloween, Hauntings and Hocus Pocus

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

It’s the Halloween special and we’ve summoned all our courage, playground gossip and a couple of spirits in order to bring you a ghoulish hour. Gather your pumpkins, turn down the lights and prepare to be spooked.

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Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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9. Childhood, Crows and The Crimean War with Pierre Novellie

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week we’re trying to become better people by learning. Thankfully Pierre Novellie is here to teach us. Grab your graduation gowns and join us for the titanic museum, a golden goose and the Crimean war.

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Pierre’s Podcasts:

Button boys:

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/button-boys/id1827054353

Bud Pod:

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/budpod-with-glenn-moore-pierre-novellie/id1454237999

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https://www.pierrenovellie.com

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Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Karen Gibson, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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8. Lamps, Luton and Lashminas

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Helen’s brought her sad lamp in and Trusty Hogs Em is back! Here to talk through this week's hot topics including sweating in caves, men’s mental health and why the hell would you put a wax work at the edge of a door?

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Em and Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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7.⁠ ⁠Stickers, Supplements and Strops with Rose Matafeo

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Everyone is in a mood this week but we are chatting through it because female anger is important and thank goodness dream girl Rose Matafeo came and fully charmed us all whilst wearing a Goofy hat.

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Elle, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, Jae Jeremiah-Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Bee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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6. Corn Beef, Conception, Class with Alison Spittle

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 04:00:32 GMT

We are truly blessed to have the fantastic Alison Spittle with us.

Cheeseburger confessions, having the hots for shrek, nose blowing crimes and Helen and Alison discuss their own personal Everest climb i.e. their journey to Edinburgh festival.

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Alison’s Only fans

https://onlyfans.com/alisonspittle

Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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5.⁠ ⁠Castles, Coronation, Chicken

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

What do the battle of Hastings, Christmas day and coronation chicken all have in common? Strap in because you’re about to find out. Better still, Helen reads our first listener’s embarrassing story so we can all share a collective cringe together.

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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4. DVD’s, Doors and Drama with Nathan D’Arcy Roberts

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Helen’s been to Leeds, she’s had a lovely time albeit a panic attack and now her housemate has come to the log to dish out all the dirt. It’s the clash of the titans as this week we discuss big TV’s, lime green doors and Downton Abbey’s theme tune.

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This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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3. Trips, Trains and Tootsie

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Number 3. The magic number. It’s been a stressful morning but we’re charmed to log on and chat through a much better week full of chilli festivals, musicals, big toilets and our first listener’s problem!

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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2. Cold Cuts, Cannibals and Cum with Amy Annette

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

It’s week two! This week we have our first guest ,the wonderful Amy Anette, and of course that means discussing life’s important questions: what’s your perfect sandwich? Did Gareth Gates write a Christmas song? And what is wet mouth?

Please email in, we want to hear your problems!

helenslogpodcast@gmail.com

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Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/

Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Michael Ellis Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond,Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers,

Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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1. Grease, Gall and Gal Pals

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

A tale of the summer that was. Sure first episodes are normally for a big introduction but we just jump straight in to summer 2025 and chat Grease, Gall Stones and Gal Pals and many tangents we must not list.

And yeah, we made an email helenslogpodcast@gmail.com

To hear more join Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/helenslog

Or watch full episodes on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

Helen’s Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the DAY ONE LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Asa, Charley, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Jan, Jocelyn Hughes, Kelly Campbell, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Luke Bright, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sophie, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer (Helen’s pet) and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Introducing… Helen's Log

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 08:57:40 GMT

Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - it’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.

From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress.

Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.

It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.

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