Dice, Drinks & Death Saves

Episode 17 - Mezro Has Fallen... Again II

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Mezro's Shadow is falling, the dead are rising, and nobody knows who's behind it. As a mysterious army overruns the city, the party scrambles to save whoever they can.

Meanwhile, Gerthie talks to rocks, Alizard levitates, Tustep discovers his paternal instincts, Ferocitus briefly achieves the intellectual capacity of an average person, and Lazerial goes full Breaking Bad.

Can our band of barely functioning "heroes" save the day?

Probably not...

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, and Aaron Wagner as Lazerial.

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Episode 16 - Mezro Has Fallen... Again

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 12:26:55 GMT

After escaping Whimsyhaven through the portal, the party awakens back in their physical bodies only to discover that Mezro's Shadow is under siege.

A mysterious army of both the living and the undead has descended upon the city, and the party has no idea who they are, where they came from, or what they want. So much for a relaxing homecoming.

Who is the incredibly handsome warlock who seems to know Ferocitus? Is Alizard a kaiju? Does Tustep excel at dance choreography? And will Gerthie land the plane?

These answers and more await in this episode of Dice, Drinks & Death Saves.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, and Aaron Wagner as Lazariel.

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Episode 15 - Secrets of the Lost Brewery

Tue, 15 Sep 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Deep inside Whimsyhaven's long-lost Alebender brewery, the party discovers that this ancient brewhouse may have been brewing more than just ale. Mysterious crystals and writings left behind by the original Alebenders hint at secrets long forgotten... and perhaps best left that way. Naturally, the party starts touching things.

Suddenly, Alizard disappears and Akira and Veronica Velveteen appear in his place. Where did Alizard go? How did these two get here? And what exactly were the Alebenders doing in this place? With the party unexpectedly rearranged, they venture deeper into the ancient brewhouse searching for answers, a way home, and whatever secrets are still buried inside. Danger, mystery, old rivals, and absolutely no peacocking whatsoever await. Probably.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Asha Wilson as Akira, and Jana Venable as Veronica Velveteen.

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Episode 14 - Into the Whimsyverse

Tue, 01 Sep 2026 09:00:00 GMT

After following the mysterious kobold Purp through a portal, the party finds themselves somewhere they’ve never been before.

A strange, surreal land. A place... between places.

Welcome to the Whimsyverse.

The party meets a particularly sassy unicorn, entertains the locals of Whimsyhaven, and eventually ventures toward a foreboding castle filled with mystery.

Ferocitus turns into a horse again. Gerthie does his astral thing. Alizard bites stuff.

And Tustep?

Well... Tustep is cool.

What happens in Whimsyhaven... stays in Whimsyhaven.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 13 - Pineapples!!!

Tue, 18 Aug 2026 09:00:00 GMT

With Veronica and Shorty gone and the Boss vanished to another plane, it's time to hit the tavern where things inside go completely off the rails.

There’s karaoke, an increasingly drunk Gordo Galactico, Tustep basking in the attention of an adoring crowd, and Ferocitus discovering the glorious wonders of HHHHWHISKEY. After Alizard hears a mysterious voice, he and Ferocitus go wild and set the place on fire. Literally.

Eventually, Ferocitus receives a key to a tavern room from Veronica Velveteen and stumbles upstairs.

Unfortunately, bears don’t have night vision.

And the safe word is no longer “Pineapples.”

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 12 - Fruit of My Loom

Tue, 04 Aug 2026 09:00:00 GMT

After the concert, the party follows famous bard Shorty Thiccc and sultry lounge singer Veronica Velveteen back to where she works. Ferocitus falls in love... again, and somehow, this one likes him back. Veronica’s journal may hold the next clue to restoring Possibility, Gerthie becomes a bush-dwelling romance coach, Alizard and Tustep mock Ferocitus's game, and a dangerous foe lurks behind the scenes.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, Jana Venable as Veronica Velveteen, and Adam Hoffman as Shorty Thiccc.

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Episode 11 - A Tale of Two Bards

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT

A legendary bard tries to pick a battle with Tustep, but Tustep quickly proves what it takes to be a real bard. Alizard shows he's anti-bullying, and Ferocitus falls in love. Again... At least this time it's not a tree...

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, Jana Venables as Veronica Velveteen, and Adam Hoffman as Shorty Thiccc.

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Episode 10 - Fey & Order: The Summons

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Join Tustep and the crew on a whimsical and wild journey into the Feywild, where simply knowing someone's name brings power. Now imagine Ferocitus trying to remember not to call his friends by their names...

Tustep gets summoned. Fights ensue. Chaos guaranteed.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 9 - Shamrocks and Shenanigans

Tue, 23 Jun 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Ferocitus becomes majestic, Tustep finally gets to steal a horse, and Coty gets to play a leprechaun... all in front of Special Guest Star Asha Wilson and Akira - the rogue that needs no help from the team. Buckle up everyone - we're in for a ride!

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Special Guest Star Asha Wilson as Akira.

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Episode 8 - Rumble in the Jungle

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The Royal Rumble crashes into Mezro’s Shadow, and Tustep finds himself doing the unthinkable: cutting a deal with his old foe for a shot at victory. With bodies flying, alliances shifting, and questionable athleticism on full display, the pit becomes a chaotic storm of elbows, schemes, and bad decisions.

But winning the Rumble is only part of the plan. Once the dust settles, the party turns their attention to the Pit Boss’s office, where secrets, ledgers, and probably several very bad ideas are waiting to be uncovered. In true Dice, Drinks & Death Saves fashion, the team attempts stealth, strategy, and subtlety… so naturally, things may get stupid fast.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 7 - Preshtidijitayshunmania

Tue, 26 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The tag team tournament reaches its completely unqualified finale as Ol’ Gerthie and Ferocitus square off against Tustep and Alizard in a battle of friendship, showmanship, and questionable wrestling fundamentals.

With pride, glory, and probably a few teeth on the line, the party must do the unthinkable: beat the absolute hell out of each other for the entertainment of strangers. Alliances are tested, bodies hit the mat, and at least one spell is pronounced with the confidence of a man who has no idea what word he just said.

Welcome to Preshtidijitayshunmania, brother!

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 6 - Enter Gordo Galactico

Tue, 12 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The party steps into the ring as a tag team wrestling tournament crashes directly into their already-questionable life choices. With pride, pain, and probably several rules violations on the line, our heroes must grapple with new rivals, dramatic entrances, and the unstoppable spectacle known as Gordo Galactico.

Expect body slams, bad decisions, and the kind of teamwork that only happens when everyone is legally allowed to hit each other.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 5 - 50 Shades of Dooga

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Ferocitus sets his sights on Smasha Milkims and spends the episode shooting his shot over…and over…and over again. Unfortunately for him, charm doesn’t always land the way he hopes. Between relentless flirting, secondhand embarrassment, and one very uninterested ogre, the party finds themselves along for the ride as Ferocitus refuses to take the hint.

Come for the laughs - stay for the booze.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, and special guest star Zack Haggerty as Ricky the Mouse.

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Episode 4 - Of Mice and Makeovers

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 17:19:01 GMT

The party’s journey continues in Episode 4, Of Mice and Makeovers. Ferocitus gets a makeover, Ricky does Ricky things, and they encounter some familiar boobs. Pull up a chair to the table, Malcolm, and get ready for some Dice, Drinks & Death Saves sized chaos!

Episode 5 will be available a week early for Patreon subscribers on 4/21/26, and everywhere else on 4/28/26!

Come for the laughs - stay for the booze.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, and special guest star Zack Haggerty as Ricky the Mouse.

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Episode 3 - In Between a Rock and an Ogre's Boobs

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 21:50:40 GMT

The party’s journey gets weirder in Episode 3, In Between a Rock and an Ogre’s Boobs. Ricky the Mouse is rescued from a very unfortunate ogre situation, tube and all, before the group meets Scree, an eccentric aarakocra with plenty of personality. From there, the crew sets its sights on Ash Mountain, where things are surely going to get much, much worse. Pull up a chair to the table, Malcolm, and get ready for some Dice, Drinks & Death Saves sized chaos!

Come for the laughs - stay for the booze.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, Okie From as Alizard, and special guest star Zack Haggerty as Ricky the Mouse.

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Episode 2 - Moonwalk to Mezro

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:45:55 GMT

On a mission to save possibility, the party moonwalks toward Mezro like they own the jungle, right up until encountering a band of bandits. In his typical fashion, Tustep makes Ferocitus believe the bandits are possum-lovers. Steel flies, chaos erupts, and Ferocitus’ ferret officially stops being just a cute companion after getting its first taste of blood.

Give us 3 episodes. If you're not hooked by then - blame the dice!

Come for the laughs — stay for the booze.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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Episode 1 - The Possibility of a Cocaine Owlbear

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 04:31:00 GMT

Welcome to the very first episode of Dice, Drinks & Death Saves — just a group of regular friends, not famous streamers or polished podcast pros, getting together to tell a story, drink, make bad decisions, and have a blast playing D&D.

In this debut episode, the party stumbles into rumors, danger, absurdity, and somehow... the possibility of a cocaine owlbear. It’s chaotic, funny, and the start of a wild adventure.

Give us 3 episodes. If you're not hooked by then - blame the dice!

Come for the laughs — stay for the booze.

Coty Haggerty as the DM, David Batista as Ferocitus, Chris Montijo as Ol' Gerthie, Jose De Sosa as Tusteps McHops, and Okie From as Alizard.

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