The Cardboard Circus

How would you cheat at the Olympics? "Yugoslavian Snipers"

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 02:02:39 GMT

In the spirit of togetherness and competition we see who can come of with the best idea to ruin the sanctity of they Olympic games.

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How would you profit off the T-Virus "Ethan, Explain."

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 03:10:47 GMT

In our most successful venture yet. For the first time in this podcast's history we've all won and made profit off the Tyrant Virus.

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How would you save Freddy Fazbears? "NSA Black Site"

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 20:48:18 GMT

Today we're looking into saving Freddy's Pizzeria's image after all that pesky child death.

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Build Your Heist Crew "You go to jail, everyone else makes it out."

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 21:26:44 GMT

We're planning the heists of the century. Muscle, Masterminds, Hackers, and thieves galore. Help us figure which crew built from the greatest in fiction comes out on top.

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How would you make Digimon more popular "If we can ignore Nazi's got us to the moon"

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 03:12:11 GMT

We've all stolen time machine's and are attempting to use them to make Digimon the more popular franchise.

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Chuck or Chan? "I think it's a double bluff"

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 00:29:20 GMT

Branching out to live up to our claim of being a varietycast, this game show style episode sees us taking advantage of Jared's extensive knowledge of movies older than him. Play along and let us know your score.

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What Character Could Defeat Dio? "Dean just asks his boyfriend"

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 20:01:36 GMT

Jump in, say the dumbest thing you can think of, change the question. This is the format of our show and today we take on on Dio from Jojo's bizarre adventure.

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How would you Kill Santa Clause? "Actual Tim Allen"

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 19:24:05 GMT

In terrible new Christmas is canceled. Listen to four idiot's forget the how part of the question and tackle which Santa clause we'd take down and supplant as king Kringle of the north pole.

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What would your stand be and how would you profit? "It's spiritual profit"

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 18:26:04 GMT

Today we look at what our stand's would be, the tally so far: rage pikmin, a pair of jorts, Justin Timberlake, and one I can't remember.

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Minisode 1: What is a stand "Can a Stand be a rock?"

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 17:06:07 GMT

One of the guys was sick this week, enjoy the set up to the next episode. What would your stand be?

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Who would be a better father to Chicken Little "You've recreated the plot of Jumanji"

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 22:29:41 GMT

Turns out its actually harder to figure out who is a worse father than the dad in Chicken Little.

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What movie could you shorten with a gun "We give the Dog a gun"

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 22:27:00 GMT

We ask the hard hitting question of what movie could you make five minutes long by giving the main character a gun. Also yes, I know Cade Jaeger is the dude from the transformers movies. Please direct all complaints to our tumblr.

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Pokémon, Edible? "You can't eat a Magnemite that's a magnet.

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 21:43:40 GMT

Today we explore the physical and moral limitation of eating Pokémon. Hope we don't get sued.

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How Would You Survive being Sword Art Onlined "How awful is Jared's response"

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 22:56:11 GMT

In today's Episode we learn the number one lesson in comedy nonsense podcasts. make sure there's not just one correct answer.

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Was Zordon Right? "Gorilla Team Six"

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 04:22:21 GMT

Gaslighting at its finest. Listen as we tell Chase the best power-ranger team is all red rangers and the proceed to tell him his Idea of all red rangers is stupid.

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Welcome To The Cardboard Circus

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 02:08:51 GMT

Welcome to the Circus, we are here to entertain. Or at least make you question how dumb four boys can be. Join us in our flimsy attempt to cheap out on a flea circus and stick around for the ride. Episodes release weekly.

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