The Nightly

RHORI Impressions & Bravoleb Sleepovers w/ Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:00:44 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton chats bedtime rituals and Bravo reality TV lore with Watch What Crappens hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam.

What You’ll Hear
Bedtime, But Make It High-Tech: From Kindle pillows to late-night Youtube videos, Ben and Ronnie share the surprisingly specific rituals that wind them down.

Bravo Beginnings & Blog-Era Fame: The hosts of Watch What Crappens rewind to their early days recapping reality TV, and how Housewives became the unexpected obsession that stuck.

New Franchises & Familiar Drama: From the Real Housewives of Rhode Island’s standout personalities to the recent Summer House betrayals, they unpack what makes a Bravo moment truly stick—and why it’s never really about what it seems.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & guest welcomes
01:00 Ben & Ronnie's bedtime routines
02:30 Kindle clickers & reading upgrades
05:00 How Watch What Crappens began
07:30 Why their Housewives recaps took off
11:45 Plastic surgery, accents & early Bravo days
13:00 Real Housewives of Rhode Island first impressions
16:50 Summer House drama breakdown
20:00 Slumber party Guest List game: Bravo edition
21:00 Goodnights & sendoff

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Debunking The "Real" Lord Of The Flies

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 16:00:43 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg debunk a famously grim story—and replace it with something far more hopeful.

What You'll Hear:

Greeting Rituals, Decoded: From “alright” to “very best,” the two unpack why simple hellos and email sign-offs can feel surprisingly loaded—and how we try to sound like ourselves anyway.

Debunk Bed Begins: A widely believed myth about Lord of the Flies gets a gentle takedown, with a look at how headlines blurred fact and fiction over time.

A Better True Story: Six boys, one deserted island, and a real-life tale of cooperation, care, and resilience that flips the original narrative on its head.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
01:30 The awkward art of saying hello
04:30 Debunk Bed begins
06:00 Is Lord of the Flies a true story
08:00 The real 1965 island survival story
12:30 How the boys thrived together
17:00 What happened after rescue
18:30 Why this story still matters

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Our 300th Slumber Party in the Pillow Fort

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 16:00:33 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton, Kristen Meinzer, and KP Parker celebrate The Nightly's 300th episode by answering some listener questions.

What You'll Hear

Sleepover Superlatives: From best snack curator to most likely to derail the plan entirely, the trio play a few rounds of "Most Likely To". No host is off limits!

Day Jobs: The hosts share what they do outside the pillow fort, from comedy and copywriting to royal commentary and podcasting.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & 300th episode celebration
03:00 Listener game suggestion: Most Likely To…
07:00 Internet rabbit holes & going off-script
10:00 Reality shows, clickbait, and final thoughts
13:30 Listener question: careers outside Hatch
18:00 Goodnights

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Reading Books & Road Trip Essentials

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal build the ultimate road trip survival kit, one essential at a time.

What You’ll Hear

A very accidental plot twist: Sophia shares how a simple Kindle mishap turned her book into a confusing (and slightly chaotic) experience.

Listening vs. reading: The two swap notes on audiobooks, attention spans, and what actually helps a story stick.

Snooze Pack: Road Trip Edition: From must-have comforts to the perfect playlist energy, they assemble their dream lineup for life on the road.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:25 The accidental 200-page jump
03:00 Audiobooks vs reading focus
05:00 Snooze Pack begins
06:00 Friends, comfort, and car setup
10:15 Sunglasses, snacks, and stops
13:30 Music, moods, and shared playlists
15:50 The most important essential
17:45 Sunsets and the final stretch

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The Real Musketeer & A Wedding Standoff

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg host a cozy pub night with a quiz, a wedding dilemma, and a few unexpected facts.

What You’ll Hear:

A Wedding Standoff: Matt prepares for a wedding he’d rather skip, while Kristen makes a passionate case for dancing like nobody’s watching.

Curious Little Facts: From Dogtanan to saintly relics, they wander through history in a way that’s equal parts enlightening and delightfully questionable.

The Pub Quiz Twist: A friendly trivia game turns surprisingly competitive, with an unexpected winning streak and a high-stakes promise on the line.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & pub night vibes

02:00 Wedding invites and dance floor debates

06:30 Dogtanan and historical surprises

10:30 Pub quiz begins

12:00 Question one: Roman goddess

13:00 Question two: Spring bird

14:45 Question three: Migrating butterflies

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The Thing About The Wheel w/ Titi Shodiya

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:00:15 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome Titi Shodiya for a cozy, curiosity-filled dive into sleep science and color.

What You’ll Hear:

Meditations in living color: Titi shares how her background in material science shaped her approach to Hatch’s color meditations—and why noticing color can gently shift how you feel.

The temperature trick for better sleep: A surprisingly simple habit—like a warm bath before bed—can help your body fall asleep faster and sleep more deeply.

Science, but make it sleepy: From Einstein to the invention of the wheel, the group plays with big ideas in a low-stakes, bedtime-friendly way.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & meet Titi Shodiya
01:00 Meditations on color & how we experience it
05:00 Building a wind-down routine that works
08:30 Drowsy science begins
09:00 Why body temperature affects sleep
16:30 Would You Rather science edition
22:30 Wind down & where to find Titi
23:30 Goodnights & sweet dreams

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Sleep is My Boyfriend w/ Maggie Winters

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal welcome Maggie Winters for a cozy, Midwest-filled night of sleep routines and playful debates.

What You'll Hear:

Midwest Nights & Sleep Rituals: Maggie shares her deeply committed relationship to sleep, from hot lemon water to Hatch soundscapes, and why bedtime might just be her favorite relationship.

Sleepy Debate Club: Things get surprisingly heated over multiple alarms and making the bed—what starts as a gentle game turns into a philosophical showdown about time, habits, and respect for sleep.

Goodnight, Chicago: The episode winds down with heartfelt goodnights, a love letter to the Midwest, and a soft landing into rest.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Midwest hello

01:30 Maggie’s sleep routine & Hatch habits

07:30 Sleepy Debate Club begins

08:00 Multiple alarms debate

14:00 Making the bed debate

20:30 Maggie’s special & goodnights

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Sex and the City & JFK Jr. Connections

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 16:00:31 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer swap birdwatching joys before diving into a very online fact-checking frenzy.

What You'll Hear

Birds, Apps, and Being Chosen: From city hawks to mysterious owl encounters, a simple hobby turns into a surprisingly grounding way to notice the world—and maybe feel noticed back.

'Love Story' Under a Microscope: A new FX series about JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette sparks debates, corrections, and a bigger question: how much truth do we expect from dramatized real lives?

Tiny Animals and Timeless TV: A feed full of suspiciously adorable creatures leads to a gentle spiral into comfort rewatches, canceled reboots, and the shows that still hold up.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:30 Birdwatching and spring sightings
04:30 Checking in on the nightgeist
05:00 JFK Jr. and Carolyn love story fact-checking
10:00 Celebrity history and relationship myths
17:15 Tiny animals on the internet
19:00 Rewatching TV and Buffy talk
21:40 Goodnight & sign-off

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A24 Hannah Montana Pitches & Foley Artist Appreciation

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal talk about what kind of content Sophia's been scrolling through this week.

What You’ll Hear

One Late Night, Maximum: Sophia dreams of a party girl summer with a very reasonable curfew, while Jacquis makes the case for the occasional 3 a.m. adventure.

Sound Effects, But Make It Magic: The two get delightfully absorbed in the world of Foley artists and the strange genius of turning everyday objects into cinematic sound.

A Very Online Pop Culture Roundup: From Justin Timberlake’s body cam footage to the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary buzz, this scroll has range. Expect nostalgia, curiosity, and a few moments that are funny for reasons no one could have planned.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
02:20 Daylight savings and accidental late nights
04:40 Vegas nights and SNL after-parties
06:30 A classic scroll 4 u begins
07:00 Foley artists and sound magic
11:30 Justin Timberlake body cam discourse
16:25 Hannah Montana anniversary nostalgia
18:45 Dream TV show reunion shows
19:35 Goodnight and sweet dreams

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Hide & Go Seek w/ Garrick Bernard

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a game night with writer and comedian Garrick Bernard.

What You’ll Hear

Sleep Routines & Magnesium Moments: Garrick shares his fall-asleep-anywhere superpower and the nightly rituals that almost keep him there.

Kiss Marry Kill: From board games to TikTok archetypes, the group makes some bold (and very relatable) choices about what stays and what absolutely must go.

Sci-Fi Showdowns & Cozy Goodnights: Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dune face off before the night winds down with a quiet appreciation for warm air, long walks, and a little serenity.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
01:00 Sleep routines & night owl life
02:30 Magnesium vs melatonin
03:30 Kiss Marry Kill: Classic Games
06:30 Board games vs puzzles debate
07:30 Sardines and chaotic hide and seek
10:00 Kiss Marry Kill: TikTok influencer Edition
12:30 Sandwich reviewer appreciation
14:30 Sci-fi trifecta debate
17:00 Why Star Trek feels hopeful
18:30 Andor appreciation
21:30 Goodnights

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Spencer's Gifts & iPod Paradigm Shift

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:00:24 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal settle into the comforts of home, discussing Spencer's Gifts and your NEXT karaoke song.

What You’ll Hear:

Home Is the Main Event: Why going out sometimes loses to your own couch, your dog, and the luxury of taking your shoes off whenever you want.

Mall Lore & Mild Chaos: A nostalgic wander through Spencer’s Gifts, childhood rumors, and the strange little corners of pre-internet culture.

From iPods to Karaoke Dreams: How tech reshaped everything—and why finding your next go-to karaoke song feels like a small but meaningful victory.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

00:45 The case for staying home

04:10 Obsessions begin

04:30 Spencer’s Gifts nostalgia

10:30 The iPod and tech shifts

15:10 Karaoke song picks

19:20 Wind down & goodnight

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Naturemaxxing & Opposable Thumbs

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:00:23 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton join Matt Bragg for a cozy Sunday Pub Chat about nature, animals, and the surprisingly deep question of what makes a thumb opposable.

What You'll Hear:

Sunday Reset Energy: What starts as a love letter to slow Sundays turns into a gentle debate about “nature bathing” versus just… going outside. Expect calm vibes, light teasing, and a rebrand of the Sunday scaries.

Animal News You Didn’t Know You Needed: The group dives into the story of Fiona, once Britain’s loneliest sheep, now a brand-new mom. It’s heartwarming, slightly mysterious, and raises a few questions about fame.

Tiny Creatures, Big Opinions: From chinchillas that refuse affection to the dream of domesticated raccoons, the conversation wanders through pets, capybaras, and—eventually—the true meaning of opposable thumbs.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Sunday vibes

02:10 Nature bathing vs just going outside

04:50 Fiona the loneliest sheep update

08:00 Capybaras, chinchillas, and pet debates

11:30 Do raccoons have opposable thumbs

16:45 Winding down for bed

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The Knicks are Cursed w/ Carl Tart

Sat, 28 Mar 2026 16:00:14 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer host a sleepy-style basketball debate with Carl Tart.

What You'll Hear:

Pre-Bed Bath Wisdom: Carl brings a genuinely elite wind-down routine to the Pillow Fort... complete with Epsom salts, music, and big spa-at-home energy.

Snooze or Choose NBA Edition: The trio sorts through some very bedtime-friendly basketball questions, including cursed franchises, international stars, loyal fandom, and which fan bases deserve a little side-eye.

Goodnight With a Rivalry Twist: Carl sends one especially pointed goodnight into the night, then shares where listeners can find more of his podcasts and TV work.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:45 Carl’s pre-bed bath routine
03:00 Are the Knicks forever cursed?
10:30 Are international players taking over basketball?
15:35 Does Boston have the worst fan base?
20:30 Carl’s goodnight to Jacquis Neal
21:20 Carl shares current projects
23:00 Goodnight and lights out

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Tasteful Taxidermy & Moped Gangs

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton read more wild date stories and decide what’s a red flag, green flag, or something in between.

What You'll Hear

Tasteful Taxidermy: A first date comes with a warning—and a surprisingly charming collection. Is this quirky or quietly romantic?

High Priestess Energy: A late-night confession takes a surreal turn, raising questions about timing, truth, and the mysteries of Ambien.

Moped Gang Dilemmas: Leather jackets, vinyl records, and DJ dreams collide in a personality mix that’s… a lot to process.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:24 Monkey talk
03:20 It Happened One Night begins
04:00 Tasteful taxidermy date
06:36 Apartment personality test
07:39 High priestess confession
10:48 Ambien reveal
12:12 Moped gang date
14:20 Personality vs. try hard
15:33 The combination dilemma
16:30 Final verdict on moped guy
17:00 Kiss marry kill?
18:38 Goodnights

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Wrestlemania Explained & A Survivor 50 Check in

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 16:00:28 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal bring two very different fandoms to bed: WrestleMania season and Survivor.

What You'll Hear

The Main Event: Jacquis walks Sophia through the deliciously dramatic road to WrestleMania, from legendary heels and babyfaces to the very real appeal of wrestling as theater with body slams. It’s part soap opera, part spectacle, and apparently part contract-signing betrayal.

Island Time: Sophia checks in from her Survivor group chat era, where returning players, suspiciously generous edits, and a celebrity reward cameo are keeping everyone very busy.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:31 The 90s nostalgia trend you don't want to miss
04:40 It's WrestleMania season
07:12 Heels, babyfaces, and Randy Orton’s turn
09:45 Roman Reigns vs CM Punk
11:23 Women’s matches to look out for
13:43 Is WWE scripted?
15:20 Checking in on Survivor 50
17:00 Christian’s hero edit
18:00 Zach Brown’s visit
20:14 Goodnights

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Mutiny on the Bounty, But Sleepy

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 16:00:05 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg drift through a drowsy retelling of a very relaxed mutiny.

What You'll Hear:

Drowsy History: A slightly foggy journey through the mutiny on the HMS Bounty, where tropical paradise proves a little too convincing—and leadership gets a mixed review.

Breadfruit & Bad Decisions: A royal grocery run turns into a life-or-death choice between island living and a long, salty voyage home.

Holding a Grudge at Sea: One very determined captain, a tiny boat, and a truly impressive commitment to not letting things go.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:30 Creative routines and comedic inspiration

04:00 Drowsy history begins: HMS Bounty

09:30 The mutiny unfolds

12:00 Captain Bligh’s remarkable journey

14:00 The snail joke and comedic timing

15:45 Wrapping up the mutiny tale

18:00 Navigation, grudges, and goodnight

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Revisiting the 2014 Oscars Selfie & Milli Vanilli

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal revisit two pop culture moments that hit very differently in hindsight.

Lip Sync, Blame Game: KP rewinds to the Milli Vanilli scandal, looking beyond the headline to the people, pressure, and producer behind it.

A Selfie Seen Round the World: Jacquis takes us back to the 2014 Oscars selfie that briefly broke the internet. What made it feel so massive at the time, and why it now feels like a snapshot from a much simpler online era.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Effervescent greetings
02:21 Pop culture time machine begins
02:45 Meet Milli Vanilli
04:30 The rise to fame
06:15 The lip syncing revelation
08:40 The fallout and public reaction
11:05 The producer behind the scandal
13:31 The 2014 Oscars selfie
17:00 Why it felt so huge
23:00 Goodnight & lights out

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Nostalgia Clutter & Feeling Gratitudinal

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker swap grievances for gratitudes, from post-trip unpacking wins to the tiny delights of urban wildlife.

What You'll Hear

Fresh Start Energy: Josh and KP ease into the evening by talking about small life upgrades that feel oddly huge, like using an extra hour well or finally putting the suitcase away for real.

Airing Gratitudes: Instead of the usual complaints, they share what’s been bringing them joy lately: being fully unpacked, seeing friends on the road, spotting lizards and bees nearby, and the deeply underrated peace of knowing where your stuff is.

Nightly Life Hacks: A listener writes in with a winter coat tip related to a previous conversation KP and Josh had on the show.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro and greetings

00:26 Tiny life upgrades

03:00 With nostalgia comes clutter

06:00 Airing gratitudes instead

07:00 The joy of being fully unpacked

09:29 Lizards, bees and the Raccoon Highway

13:27 Joy of seeing friends while traveling

18:37 Listener mail from Hussein

21:20 Goodnight and sign-off

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Cat on a Leash & WWE Lo-fi

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 16:00:57 GMT

Matt Bragg, Kristen Meinzer, and Sophia Wilson Pelton settle in for a Sunday Pub Chat about closets, cinema, and the quiet power of a good lo-fi loop.

What You’ll Hear:

The Great Closet Reckoning: A spring cleaning spiral turns surprisingly emotional as the group unpacks why it’s so hard to let go—and why it feels so good when you finally do.

Movies That Surprise You: From Elvis in Vegas to a horror film that takes a sharp left turn, they share recent watches and the strange magic of seeing something unfold without expectations.

Ambient Worlds & Cat Realities: Lo-fi soundscapes, nostalgic YouTube rabbit holes, and a gentle reminder that we are all, in fact, living in our cats’ universe.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
00:45 Closet clean outs & letting go
05:20 Elvis in Vegas talk
06:50 A very unexpected horror movie
08:40 When the projector goes wrong
12:00 Lo-fi ambience & nostalgia
14:00 Cats, keyboards, and tiny dictators
19:10 Goodnight & winding down

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If Dogs Could Talk w/ Niccole Thurman

Sat, 21 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal welcome comedian and actress Niccole Thurman aboard for a hilarious conversation about feng shui, medical documentaries and the emotional risks of understanding animals too well.

Bedroom Energy: Niccole shares her feng shui approach to sleep, from bed placement to keeping the bedroom screen-free.

Would You Rather: The group tackles a deceptively deep question: would you rather speak every language or communicate with animals? That opens the door to chatty birds, rude cats, dog diplomacy, and the possibility that some pets are a lot more judgmental than they look.

Goodnight, Future You: Niccole closes things out with a surprisingly lovely goodnight to her future self.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & love train boarding
01:15 Niccole Thurman joins the slumber party
05:22 Niccole’s feng shui sleep routine
08:25 True crime, documentaries, and bedtime viewing
11:06 Would You Rather begins
11:28 Speak every language or talk to animals
16:30 Dogs, barking, and pet communication
19:03 Where to find more of Niccole
20:00 Goodnight to Izzy and Niccole's future self

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Love Is Blind and Full of Liars

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 16:00:22 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer unpack Love Is Blind's S10 reunion and all its messiest reveals.

What You’ll Hear

Thrift store treasures: The episode opens with a cozy detour into thrift store finds, from unexpected gems to the quiet thrill of spotting something perfect on the rack.

Reunion report: Kristen catches Sophia up on the season 10 reunion, from slightly improved hosting to the cast members who still can’t quite give a straight answer.

Reality TV fallout: They dig into the couples who surprised them, the callouts that felt overdue, and the updates that made the reunion feel far from settled.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

02:08 The reality TV golden age

03:12 Listener thoughts on Love Is Blind

04:42 How to actually find the reunion

05:42 Did the hosts finally get better?

08:11 Alex gets questioned

10:30 Chris gets called out

11:18 The girls trip reveal

13:50 Couples update from the reunion

15:31 Devonta’s surprise news

17:00 Vic and Christine stay winning

18:42 Former cast in the audience

20:01 Final reunion verdict

21:00 What we’re watching next

22:38 Goodnights

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Too Many Pillows w/ Matt Young

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:00:29 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal host a sleepy debate club with comedian Matt Young.

What You’ll Hear:

Nap Philosophy, Perfected: Matt shares his ideal nap window, why timing matters, and the risky magic of a late-afternoon reset.

The Great Top Sheet Trial: Is the top sheet essential—or just extra work? Things get unexpectedly philosophical (and a little revealing).

Pillow Talk, Literally: Decorative pillows go on trial, and the group weighs aesthetics versus pure, uninterrupted comfort.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & sleepy greetings
01:00 Matt Young on naps and sleep habits
06:25 Sleepy Debate Club begins
07:30 The top sheet debate
13:00 Pillow debate begins
18:00 Verdict: how many pillows is correct
20:20 Matt plugs & where to find him
22:00 Sweet goodnights

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2026 Oscars Reactions

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:00:19 GMT

KP Parker, Kristen Meinzer, and Jacquis Neal re-live the biggest moments from this year’s Oscars — from major wins to a few spirited disagreements.

What You'll Hear:

The Big Winners: One Battle After Another takes Best Picture, but the hosts have plenty to say about Sinners racking up awards, including Michael B. Jordan’s Best Actor win and a historic cinematography victory.

Favorites, and a Few Surprises: From K-pop Demon Hunters making Oscar history to Conan O’Brien’s warm hosting style, the trio breaks down the moments that made the ceremony feel special.

Snubs and Strong Opinions: Which films deserved a little more love? The hosts share their personal snubs, surprises, and the performances they’re still thinking about.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Jacquis joins from SXSW

00:30 Oscars highlights and big wins

03:30 Historic firsts and standout moments

11:30 Celebrity tributes and Conan’s hosting

16:00 Snubs, surprises, and hot takes

21:00 Listener goodnight from Lyndsay

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Bringing Back Pies in the Face w/ Amber Wallin

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 16:00:11 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman swap delightfully unhelpful business ideas with comedian Amber Wallin.

My Turn to Intern: Josh pitches a world where grown-ups can shadow any job for a day.

Toot Your Own Horn: Kristen dreams up a hype squad service called Toot for reunions, weddings, and any situation where your confidence could use a plus one. Amber is immediately ready to apply.

Pie as Public Accountability: Amber proposes a gentler justice system for everyday offenders, with face pies instead of fines.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & sleepy greetings
02:00 Amber Wallin’s accidental sleep tip
04:14 Bad Business begins
04:47 Josh pitches "My Turn to Intern"
08:46 Excavators, buses, and fantasy jobs
11:10 Kristen pitches "Toot"
16:25 Amber pitches her pie in the face idea
22:27 Goodnights

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La La Land (Josh's Version)

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 16:00:55 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer imagine their dream figure skating songs, then try to remember the movie La La Land.

What You'll Hear:

Dream Olympic Skate: If you could choose any song for a figure skating routine, what would it be? Josh and Kristen spin through their picks—from roller-rink nostalgia to arena-rock drama—and celebrate the joy of a bold musical choice.

Do You Remember: Tonight’s challenge: recalling the plot of La La Land from memory. With a little help from each other (and a few guesses), they piece together jazz dreams, Hollywood ambition, and one famously bittersweet ending.

Bittersweet Movie Endings: Why do so few films let love stories end with tenderness instead of forever? Josh and Kristen reflect on the quiet power of endings that look a little more like real life.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & Olympic afterglow
02:00 Dream figure skating song picks
05:40 Do You Remember: La La Land
10:00 Jazz dreams and Hollywood ambition
18:50 A bittersweet movie ending
22:20 Goodnight & sign-off

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Shorts on Stage & Bad Storm Names

Sun, 15 Mar 2026 16:00:03 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg swap stage etiquette rules, roast terrible public joke attempts, and debate whether it's a crime to juggle with fire on a unicycle.

What You’ll Hear

The Great Comedy Shorts Debate: Josh and Matt tackle a surprisingly serious question: should comedians ever wear shorts on stage?

When the Internet Tries to Be Funny: The UK’s weather service asked the public to help name storms—and the results are exactly what you’d expect. Josh and Matt review the pun-filled submissions, including Stormy McStormface, Bruce Springstorm, and several ideas that absolutely should never appear in a weather alert.

The Unicycle Fire Juggler Crime: A man in Colorado was arrested after juggling fire while riding a unicycle through a pedestrian crossing. The real debate: was this a crime… or a delightful public service?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Sunday pub chat begins
01:00 Freelance life vs having a schedule
03:15 Fake spring in New York
04:00 The comedian shorts-on-stage debate
05:40 Dressing for the stage
06:20 When the public tries to be funny
08:10 Reviewing terrible storm name submissions
10:50 Why governments avoid joke names
12:35 The unicycle fire juggler arrest
15:00 Should fun crimes be allowed
17:05 Pub quiz trivia: Russia’s time zones

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Sleep Week Trivia Party!

Sat, 14 Mar 2026 16:00:57 GMT

KP Parker, Sophia Wilson Pelton, and Jacquis Neal host a sleepy little trivia night in honor of Sleep Week.

What You'll Hear:

Sleep Week Trivia: Jacquis quizzes the group on REM sleep, snooze habits, and the surprisingly early alarm time most people set. Some answers are correct, some are wildly confident guesses—but the competitive spirit is very real.

Strange Sleep Facts: From the meaning of “hurkle durkle” to which state wakes up the earliest, the trio uncovers odd and delightful corners of sleep culture.

The Ultimate Alarm Debate: The game ends with a question about the most popular Hatch alarm sound—revealing a fan favorite that might already be waking you up.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & pop culture check-in
03:00 Sleep Week trivia begins
06:15 The earliest risers in the US
10:00 What does “hurkle durkle” mean
12:30 Natural sounds that help people sleep
14:10 Peak snooze days revealed
16:30 The most popular Hatch alarm sound
18:30 Goodnights in the pillow fort

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Guessing the Plots for Sinners, One Battle After Another & More

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg try to guess the plots of several Oscar-nominated movies they haven’t seen yet...before looking up the real answers.

What You’ll Hear

From Heist Movie to Vampire Horror: Matt pictures Sinners as a stylish Ocean’s-style caper starring a charming crew of criminals. Sophia then reveals the real premise: twin brothers in 1930s Mississippi facing down bloodthirsty vampires.

Cowboys, Conspiracies, and a Very Confident Guess: Sophia imagines a dusty Western showdown for One Battle After Another, complete with dueling cowboys and a troubled hero.

A Love Story in the Flower Fields (That Absolutely Does Not Exist): Inspired by the name alone, Sophia invents an entire romantic drama about a Swiss gardener protecting her beloved Bugonia (well, Begonia) fields from a developer… only to discover the real film involves conspiracy theories and a suspected alien CEO.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & evening check-in
01:40 The mysterious case of the too-small jeans
05:05 The Oscar movie guessing game begins
06:40 Guessing the plot of Sinners
08:20 The real synopsis of Sinners revealed
10:55 Guessing the plot of One Battle After Another
14:25 The real synopsis of One Battle After Another revealed
15:20 Guessing the plot of Bugonia
17:20 The real synopsis of Bugonia revealed
19:25 Goodnights & winding down

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Our Good Sides w/ Glambot's Cole Walliser

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 16:00:07 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome Glambot director Cole Walliser for a behind-the-scenes look at award-season magic.

What You'll Hear:

Red Carpet Alchemy: Cole explains how the Glambot works, why some slow-motion moments become instant classics, and which stars truly know how to hit their mark.

Sleep Like You’re Camping: Even during hectic award season, Cole is serious about sleep. He shares the surprising discovery that improved his sleep quality and the nighttime tweaks he now swears by.

Game Night Goes Glam: A round of “Would You Rather” explores bad photo angles, perfect lighting everywhere, and whether fashion risks beat timeless style on the red carpet.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome Cole Walliser
02:00 How the Glambot became a red carpet staple
04:00 Cole’s sleep routine and the magic of camping sleep
07:10 Game Night begins: Would You Rather
16:00 Where to follow Cole
17:00 Goodnight to the award show crews

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A Special Sleepy Time Debate for Sleep Week

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 16:00:03 GMT

KP Parker, Sophia Wilson Pelton, and Kristen Meinzer host another cozy round of Sleepy Debate Club in honor of Sleep Week.

What You'll Hear:

The Late Afternoon Nap Debate: Are naps after 5 PM a terrible idea or a secret weapon for late nights ahead? KP and Kristen argue both sides.

Sides of the Bed Debate: Should you switch up the side of the bed you sleep on? The trio spar over human-sized mattress dents, nighttime disorientation, and whether a little bedtime risk can actually make you a more adaptable sleeper.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & trio greetings

02:00 Sleepy Debate Club begins

02:30 Are naps after 5 PM a mistake?

09:20 Should you switch sides of the bed?

13:50 Pillow preferences and sleep setups

18:30 Listener Wen's goodnight message

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Is Juggling Harder Than Performing Open Heart Surgery?

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman dream up a few business ideas that probably shouldn’t exist—but are very fun to imagine.

A Casino That Locks Your Phone: Josh pitches a retro-style gambling spot where your phone gets “bricked” at the door, forcing everyone to place bets the old-fashioned way—face to face, with snacks, friends, and just a hint of danger.

The Bowling Lane That Fights Back: Jacquis proposes a bowling lane designed to sabotage anyone who’s too good at the game. Expect flashing lights, surprise obstacles, and a much happier group of friends.

Bad Ideas, Great Company: Along the way, they talk freelance chaos, juggling skills, and why the worst business ideas sometimes sound the most appealing.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
01:20 Freelance life vs the 9-5
02:20 The art of juggling (and failing at juggling)
03:10 Is juggling as impressive as open heart surgery?
04:40 Pitching bad business ideas
05:35 Josh’s idea: The Morter Casino
08:05 The social benefits of gambling together
10:10 The male loneliness crisis meets casinos
12:20 Naming the casino
14:20 Jacquis’s bowling business idea
16:20 Introducing the handicap bowling lane
21:40 Goodnights

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The Hatchies: A Sleepy Award Show

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman, KP Parker, and Sophia Wilson Pelton host their very own award show — honoring the biggest achievements in pop culture and sleep.

What You'll Hear:

The Hatchie Awards: With the Oscars around the corner, the crew creates their own ceremony to celebrate (and roast) the year in culture — from exhausted celebrities to trends that truly deserve to go to bed.

Pajama Energy & Pop Culture Chaos: Who embodied peak sleepwear vibes? Nominees include Cynthia Erivo’s now-iconic “sex cardigan,” Justin Bieber’s Grammys boxers, and Leo’s robe-and-sunglasses dad energy.

Midnight Internet Spirals: From JoJo Siwa relationship drama to aliens, WNBA discourse, and late-night sports highlight rabbit holes, the group reveals the topics that keep them scrolling long past bedtime.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome to the Hatchie Awards
01:00 The “Go to Bed” award nominees
07:50 Pajama Energy award
14:30 Should Have Been 45 Minutes Shorter
17:00 Bedtime Spiral award
22:00 Best Buddies Slumber Party award
25:30 Dream Date couple award
30:30 Acceptance-speech style goodnights

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Wonder Man, Retro DVDs & Lots of Chairs

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 16:00:31 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg share pop culture recommendations, sidebar about Gordon Ramsay, and take a nostalgic trip through retro video stores and museums with unexpected chair collections.

What You’ll Hear

A Marvel Recommendation Worth Trying: Jacquis makes a case for Wonder Man, the new Marvel series that leans into actors, meta humor, and a surprisingly strong cast.

Meeting Gordon Ramsay at Crafty: Jacquis recalls the day he crossed paths with the famously fiery chef on a studio lot—and discovered Ramsay is, in fact, a very nice guy (with strong opinions about Oreos).

Chairs, DVDs, and Sweet Nostalgia: From a museum dedicated to chairs to a brand-new retro DVD rental shop, the hosts reflect on the oddly charming places—and simple rituals—we kind of miss.

Listener Goodnight: A sweet send-off for a snoring pug reminds us that sometimes the best bedtime soundtrack is a sleepy pet nearby.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & rainy day check-in
03:00 Recommending Wonder Man
08:00 Gordon Ramsay Aside
10:30 Local news discovery: the Wycombe chair collection
14:30 Retro DVD rental shops
18:30 Nostalgia for video stores and simpler nights
20:00 Listener goodnight

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Didgeridoos & Damp Clothes

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg try to solve life’s smallest inconveniences with a new round of Hack Me If You Can.

What You’ll Hear

The Multi-Drink Dilemma: Sophia wonders if there’s a better way to carry water, protein shakes, and whatever else the day requires without hauling multiple bottles.

The Case of the Not-Quite-Dry Laundry: Matt recounts a well-intentioned chore that backfired when he folded laundry that was… still damp.

Domestic Tradeoffs: The conversation winds through the everyday logistics of city living: laundromats vs. in-home machines, dishwashers vs. washing machines, and the surprisingly respectable role of a paper towel as a plate.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & greetings
03:05 Hack Me If You Can
03:40 The multi-drink bottle problem
06:35 Running vests and water pouches
09:55 The mystery of the damp laundry
13:30 Dream inventions for drying clothes
17:30 Dishwasher vs washing machine debate
20:10 Goodnights

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Crushing on Baristas w/ Deanna Ortiz

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 17:00:48 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome back Deanna Ortiz for a cozy pop-culture slumber party.

What You'll Hear:

Crushes & Mutes: Deanna brings her signature segment to The Nightly, sharing what she’s loving lately — from Chicago’s first hints of spring to the quiet romance of a neighborhood coffee shop. Plus, the group debates the universal urge to mute cleaning your apartment… at least temporarily.

Craft Corner: A conversation about cozy hobbies spins into crocheting, knitting attempts, and the surprisingly ambitious idea of making your own clothes from scratch — including one woman’s year-long quest to grow flax and weave a dress.

Impulse Buys & Big Tattoos: The crew compares notes on TikTok shop purchases, vacuum theories, and the very real itch to book a tattoo appointment immediately. Sometimes the math of “cost per wear” is all the justification you need.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Deanna joins the slumber party

01:00 Bedtime routines, crocheting, and crafty hobbies

06:00 Deanna’s crushes and mutes

10:30 TikTok shop vacuums and “slow vacuum theory”

13:30 Growing flax and making clothes from scratch

17:20 Game of Thrones crushes

18:45 The big tattoo itch

21:00 Listener goodnight for Rob from The Traitors

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Bridgerton, Bloomers & Balls

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 17:00:36 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer dive into Bridgerton’s latest season and all its messy, romantic fallout.

What You'll Hear:

A Rake Meets His Match: Benedict Bridgerton’s Cinderella story flips the usual ballroom script, pairing a carefree playboy with a housemaid who refuses to swoon on cue. Can love really outrank lineage?

Chemistry Check: From Kate and Anthony to Penelope and Colin, KP and Kristen revisit past couples—and debate who truly had sparks, who had tension, and who just had good lighting.

Upstairs, Downstairs, and In Between: This season widens the lens with servant storylines, Francesca’s complicated marriage, and a very satisfying romantic turn for Violet Bridgerton.

CHAPTERS

01:12 Enter Bridgerton Nightgeist

07:22 Ranking the chemistry

09:13 Francesca’s frustrating marriage

10:30 Violet’s second-chance love

12:22 Books vs. TV adaptations

15:45 Regency fashion fever

19:05 Kristen’s Bridgerton Ball

20:28 Did the season stick the landing

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Separate Beds & Sudoku w/ Jenny Zigrino

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 17:00:17 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal air some low-stakes grievances with comedian Jenny Zigrino.

Sudoku Struggles: One puzzle book, three difficulty levels, and absolutely no consistency. Sophia shares her love-hate relationship with Sudoku.

I Should Know Everything By Now: Jenny confesses a very relatable frustration — wanting instant mastery of history, trivia, and, well… everything.

Why Is Travel So Hard Here: From pricey short-haul flights to the high-speed rail we wish we had, Jacquis makes the case for better trains and transit in the US.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & sleepy vibes

01:23 Welcome, Jenny Zigrino!

02:57 Sleep masks and pillow strategy

10:26 Airing our grievances begins

10:51 The Sudoku dilemma

14:56 Why don’t I know everything yet

17:18 Travel in the U.S. rant

22:13 Goodnight to the lovers and dreamers

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Let's Circle Back w/ Franchesca Ramsey

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome comedian Franchesca Ramsey into the pillow fort to swap bedtime routines, corporate grievances, and strong opinions about home decor.

The Two-Minute Brush: Franchesca shares her quest to truly decompress at night — from CBD tea timing to finally committing to a full two-minute tooth brush sesh. Plus, KP discovers that folding laundry might be the accidental sleep hack she didn’t know she needed.

Kiss, Marry, Kill: Corporate Speak & Texting Habits: “Let’s circle back,” “Put a pin in it,” and “Take this offline” face their fate. Then it’s: reply immediately, wait three hours, or never respond — and feelings get real about inboxes, nudges, and subject lines that actually do their job.

Decorating Style Showdown: Cottagecore, mid-century modern, and modern farmhouse enter the arena. There are hot takes on brown couches, red leather recliners, industrial lighting, and whether brass can save a relationship.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & welcome
00:48 Welcome Franchesca!
01:00 CBD Tea wind down
01:49 The two-minute toothbrush revelation
02:53 Folding laundry as decompression
04:10 Corporate speak battle
06:00 The problem with "take this offline"
09:31 Texting habits showdown
11:19 The lost art of the email subject line
13:36 Decorating style debate begins
18:39 Brown furniture and color wars
20:34 The red recliner saga
21:47 Goodnight to Flex

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Award Season Slumber Party w/ Sam Sanders

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 17:00:19 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman build the ultimate slumber party guest list: 2025 Movie Edition with Sam Sanders.

What You'll Hear:

Sleep Hygiene, But Make It Heroic: Sam shares the bedtime rituals that work for him — eye masks, ice-cold rooms, and no phones allowed — while the trio imagines themselves as a public service sleep superhero squad.

The Guest List Game: In honor of awards season, everyone drafts two recent movie characters to invite to their dreamy hang. Expect chaotic vampires, jazz club scatting, bone temple dancing, and at least one extremely resourceful island survivor.

Comedy Chops: From SZA’s stoner-with-a-heart-of-gold to Pamela Anderson’s joke-machine performance, they celebrate the movies that brought big laughs and debate what truly makes someone elite slumber party material.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & heroic sleep squad

02:39 Sam’s sleep routine secrets

05:06 The Guest List game begins

18:25 Where to find The Sam Sanders Show

21:25 Goodnight to the LA fireworks

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Rage Bait & Crotch-gate w/ Luke Millington-Drake

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg welcome actor Luke Millington-Drake for a delightfully unhinged pub chat on rage bait, Olympic drama, and the correct way to eat pizza (according to Luke).

Word of the Year: Oxford crowned “rage bait,” and the group dives into what it actually means — from questionable hotel coffee hacks to divisive pizza eating methods.

Crotch-gate at the Winter Olympics: A scandal involving ski suits, aerodynamics, and a “sail-like feature” has everyone asking how far is too far in pursuit of gold.

Cats, Costumes, and Claudia Winkleman: From figure skating fashion to The Traitors, human names for pets, and why Tiffany is secretly medieval, this chat zigzags in the best possible way.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & sleep routines
07:00 Word(s?) of the Year: Rage bait
11:45 Winter Olympics Crotch-gate Explained
14:05 Figure skating fashion
16:20 The Traitors UK vs US
17:05 Claudia Winkleman, the cat
18:50 The medieval name Tiffany
21:20 Special goodnights

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Understanding the Enneagram w/ Abbey Howe

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 17:00:22 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton invite Enneagram expert Abbey Howe into the pillow fort to decode personality types and bedtime habits.

What You'll Hear:

Nine Types, One You: Abbey breaks down the Enneagram’s nine personality types—from the ambitious Striver to the loyal, anxiety-prone Loyalist—and explains why this system focuses on your core motivations, not just your behavior.

Three Meets Six: After taking the quiz, Jacquis and Sophia compare notes on being equal parts achiever and overthinker. Abbey walks them through core fears, desires, and the surprisingly tender “soul message” each type needs to hear.

Sleep, According to Your Type: Junk journaling for busy brains. Cozy fantasy novels for anxious minds. Abbey shares gentle, type-specific ways to unplug, unwind, and maybe even treat rest like an accomplishment.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome
00:01:00 Meet Enneagram expert Abbey Howe
00:02:54 Junk journaling for better sleep
00:06:24 Why the Enneagram matters
00:08:00 The nine Enneagram types explained
00:14:00 Jacquis and Sophia share their results
00:16:00 Core fears, desires, and soul messages
00:21:30 Sleep tips for Threes and Sixes

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Career Reveals, Bucket List Items & the Return of Anti-Grombolio

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 17:00:11 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg revisit the "anti-grombolio" controversy from a previous episode and open up the listener mailbag.

The Word Heard Round The Nightly: After comedian Jo Firestone introduced the possibly-made-up term “anti-grombolio” on a recent episode, listeners wrote in with their reviews.

Micro Grombolio, 1 Star: A dramatic restaurant review sent in by a listener raises big questions about greetings, appetizers, and what qualifies as “small food.”

So… What Do You Actually Do?: Inspired by a sweet note from Listener Gigi, Josh and Matt share more about their lives outside Hatch: stand-up tours, TV writing rooms, arena shows, and YouTube specials included.

Bucket List Items: Josh and Matt each share a top-tier dream, from visiting all seven continents to scuba diving through shipwrecks and headlining a massive arena.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & check-ins
00:40 Motorbike between London gigs
02:20 Revisiting "anti-grombolio"
04:35 Listener review from “Annie Grombolio”
05:45 What makes good coffee table books
08:00 Maggie makes an appearance
08:50 Micro Grombolio restaurant review
10:00 Small food and the missing hello
11:20 Matt's Undercover Boss fantasy
12:00 Listener Gigi’s message
12:45 Josh’s comedy and TV writing career
14:00 Matt’s touring life & arena dream
17:20 Snooze Pack: Bucket list edition
17:50 Visiting all seven continents
20:50 Arena shows & scuba diving shipwrecks
23:30 Goodnights

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Too Many Layers, Not Enough Hooks

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 17:00:59 GMT

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker attempt to solve some very real winter inconveniences before bed.

Hack Me If You Can: Puffers, scarves, hats, gloves — and one very small stool. They workshop purse hooks, suction cups, and the sacred “coat chair” as they search for a dignified place to stash winter layers.

Too Loud, Too Dark: A loving plea for brighter bars, supportive seating, and an end to the reign of the backless stool. Comfort is not too much to ask.

Hard Water, Soft Hair: KP’s shower has turned on her. There's blasting pressure, mineral overload, and mysteriously flattened waves. Enter: Brita experiments, steam tactics, and one surprisingly practical faucet hack.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & family catch-up

02:00 Small town changes & speakeasy debate

04:40 Hack Me If You Can

05:20 The winter coat dilemma

08:00 Booths vs. stools

10:00 Dark bars & accidental date vibes

14:30 Hard water hair spiral

19:00 The Brita experiment

23:40 Goodnight to Aloe the cat!

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Revisiting the Eric Clapton, George Harrison and Pattie Boyd Love Triangle

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal get cozy with tales of heat wars, rock legends, and R&B royalty.

Hot Takes & Cold Rooms: From thermostat battles to frosty bathrooms, the hosts explore the perils of temperature compatibility.

Layla & The Love Triangle: They hop in the pop culture time machine to revisit the drama between Eric Clapton, George Harrison, and the woman who inspired it all.

The Babyface Effect: KP and Jacquis pay homage to the songwriting genius behind some of the smoothest hits in music history.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:20 The great heat debate

05:35 Pop culture time machine: Clapton, Harrison & Patty Boyd

13:14 Babyface and the art of the love song

17:00 Tiny Desks and timeless jams

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A Star Is Born (Josh's Version)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal attempt to retell A Star Is Born (2018) from memory—no notes, no fact-checking, just vibes.

What You'll Hear:

Do You Remember?: Josh walks us through Bradley Cooper’s country crooner era, Lady Gaga’s meteoric rise, and the slow unraveling in between. There are Grammys, billboards, and at least one moment that makes you want to hide behind the couch.

Pillow Fort Problems: Before the heartbreak, the insults get oddly specific. May your pillow always be warm. May a bald eagle with insomnia perch outside your window. Sweet dreams.

Festival Feelings: A love letter to San Francisco, its aggressively vertical streets, and the kind of comedy festival that feels like a reunion. Plus, a pitch for the coziest live show imaginable.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & pillow fort check-in

00:40 Sleep-based insults escalate

01:41 San Francisco plans & city vibes

03:15 Smushing the hills & festival memories

05:12 The dream of a live sleep show

06:11 Do You Remember begins

09:00 Falling in love & Shallow takes off

13:02 Pop pivot, Grammys, and the unraveling

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Survivor Sleep Hygiene w/ Stephen Fishbach

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and KP Parker welcome two-time Survivor player and author Stephen Fishbach to talk sleep on the island, strategic storytelling, and the practice of painting miniatures.

Sleep Hygiene, But Make It Warhammer: Stephen shares his surprisingly soothing bedtime routine involving painting Warhammer miniatures.

Bamboo vs. Hammock: What does sleep look like on Survivor? Think uneven bamboo poles, monsoon rains, and if you’re lucky: a fishing net hammock under the stars.

Reality TV Is a Storytelling Machine: Stephen opens up about his novel Escape, the real-life bonds between contestants and producers, and why Survivor fans might just be the most strategic community around.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Survivor superfan confessions

01:00 Stephen’s Hatch sleep system

02:14 Painting miniatures before bed

05:47 Secret Survivor fans everywhere

06:35 Inside the novel Escape

10:00 Sleeping on bamboo in Cambodia

11:00 The hammock upgrade

13:33 What no sleep does to your brain

16:18 Survivor Season 50 predictions

21:08 Real-life Survivor games

24:00 A very sweet goodnight

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Barrel-Aged Algae and Existential Dread w/ Chloe Radcliffe

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Kristen Meinzer unpack bedtime routines, cold plunges, and existential journaling with comedian Chloe Radcliffe.

Wedding Season, Castle Edition: Chloe joins from just-barely-London to talk British barn weddings, castle ceremonies, and why nothing says romance like a potential hay fever attack.

Bedtime, but Make It eBay: From hyper-waterproof mascara to late-night searches for vintage newspaper covers (and used bras), Chloe shares the surprisingly specific way she winds down.

Journals, Whiskey Barrels, and the Noise in Our Heads: The trio swap notes on polar plunges, algae-scented cold tubs, Minnesota accents, and the fine line between getting your worries out on paper and spiraling into them.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & sleepy energy

01:20 UK weddings and barn debates

04:25 Minnesota connection revealed!

05:00 Polar plunges and whiskey barrels

07:05 Chloe’s new mascara routine

08:30 Late-night eBay wind-down

10:25 Journaling the existential stuff

16:20 Grandma hacks and open windows

17:30 Winding down

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Usher's Confessions & Cringe Parties

Sat, 21 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal swap Usher eras, childhood memories, and the small joys that help beat the winter blues.

What You'll Hear:

Cheating Songs & Core Memories: A debate over favorite Usher eras turns into a surprisingly tender story about parental wisdom, first heartbreak, and the lyrics that stick with us for life.

Comfort TV for Anxious Minds: From The Looney Tunes Show to High Maintenance, they explore why rewatching old favorites can feel like wrapping up in the coziest blanket you own.

Play Is Not Just for Kids: Snow days, dress-up nights, Nickelodeon-themed birthday parties, and solo theme park adventures—an ode to staying curious, silly, and gloriously childlike at any age.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & lovers and friends

00:53 Favorite Usher eras

03:47 Winter gratitudes

04:30 Nostalgic TV as comfort

08:41 Playing with friends at any age

10:14 Nickelodeon birthday dreams

12:30 Cringe Con and costume parties

13:23 In defense of Disney adults

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The ANTM Documentary w/ Oscar Montoya

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 20:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton unpack the America’s Next Top Model documentary with Oscar Montoya.

What You'll Hear:

Scroll For You: A Netflix deep dive into America’s Next Top Model has everyone revisiting the “toxic two thousands.” Oscar shares what it was like to rewatch every cycle during quarantine—and why it hits very differently now.

Tyra Being Tyra: From performative activism to hot “Smize Cream” and ModelLand theme parks, the trio explores Tyra Banks as performance artist, business mogul, and eternal enigma.

Bedside Tables & Bookshelves: Oscar talks Star Wars “legends,” Sophia defends an art thief with excellent taste, and Kristen considers finally reading The Babysitters Club.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & cozy hellos

01:00 Bedtime reading routines

06:20 Scroll For You begins

07:00 America’s Next Top Model documentary

13:20 Smize Cream and ModelLand

18:30 Oscar’s projects & plugs

19:20 Goodnight to Elena

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Young, Fit, Hot Curlers w/ John Cullen

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg welcome comedian and curler John Cullen for a crash course in pro curling.

The Olympic Storylines to Watch: John breaks down the biggest narratives of the Winter Games — from Rachel Homan’s high-stakes redemption arc to an incredibly stacked men’s field.

Broomgate and the Power of the Sweep: Yes, there was a curling scandal. Yes, it involved high-performance broom fabric. And yes, sweeping might matter more than you think.

From Hockey Dad to Curling Commentator: John shares how he fell in love with the sport at age 12, why curling careers can stretch into your 40s, and what truly separates good from great on the ice.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro w/ John Cullen

02:00 The biggest Olympic curling storylines

06:30 The Olympics changed curling

09:30 How John found curling

12:50 What separates the good from the great

18:00 Throwing vs. sweeping

22:30 Broomgate explained

24:00 Goodnights

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Remembering the Plot of Titanic

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg revisit Titanic (1997) and try to remember what it was all about.

Two VHS Tape Glory Days: Remember when movies were so long they came with an intermission in your living room? KP and Matt rewind to the poker game, the dinner jacket miracle, and that unforgettable trip to third class.

Icebergs, Diamonds, and Door Physics: From Cal’s dramatic villain era to the great buoyancy debate, they untangle what really happened on that floating piece of wood — and why we’re still talking about it.

Vacation Crush or Lifelong Love?: A three-day romance, a very expensive necklace, and one elderly woman with impeccable dramatic timing. Was it fate, obsession, or just really strong chemistry at sea?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & catching up

00:42 Do You Remember Titanic?

03:00 Back to the beginning with Rose

04:39 Jack wins the ticket

07:32 The almost jump

08:18 Dinner in first class

09:59 Third class dance party

12:00 The iceberg hits

15:41 Chaos and lifeboats

16:49 The door debate

18:00 The Heart of the Ocean

19:25 Goodnight message from Hussein

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Olympians Should DTR w/ Jeremiah Coughlan & Joe Simons

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 17:44:24 GMT

Josh Gondelman welcomes returning guests Joe Simons and Jeremiah Coughlin, hosts of and Hatch's Sleepytime Sports, to revel in the Winter Olympics in Milan.

What You’ll Hear

Hockey Before Sunrise: With NHL stars back on the ice and the U.S. women dominating, Jeremiah is setting 3AM alarms to not miss out on the action.

Photo Finishes & Judge Drama: A rare double-gold speed skating tie sparks awe, while figure skating controversy reminds us that sometimes Olympic glory comes down to decimals — and the humans holding the scorecards.

Kiss, Marry, Kill: Skis, snowboards, and luge sleds face off in a very serious debate about loyalty, fear, and tailbone trauma. Commitments are made. Retribution is taken.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro

01:00 Winter Olympics check-in

03:00 Hockey hype and 3AM alarms

05:40 NHL players return

07:10 Cross country shock

08:30 Drones change the game

10:45 Two person luge intimacy

12:30 Photo finish and double gold

14:20 Judge grudges and scoring drama

16:30 Kiss Marry Kill: Winter Olympics edition

19:00 Which sport could we survive?

21:30 Eighty miles an hour is really fast

23:00 Goodnights to our Olympic faves

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The Flavor Of Love Lego Set w/ Kelsey

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal dream up iconic pop-culture Lego sets with a call-in listener Kelsey.

What You’ll Hear

Reality TV in Bricks: From The Flavor of Love’s most chaotic showdown to a Jersey Shore boardwalk build, the crew imagines which unforgettable TV moments deserve to be frozen in tiny plastic form.

Sports, Oscars, and Drama: A legendary alley-oop, a certain awards show incident, and dramatic on-screen rescues all get reimagined as detailed, display-worthy Lego scenes.

Adult Money, Tiny Joy: Kelsey from Orange County shares her love of floral sets and seasonal swaps, sparking a cozy conversation about how Legos grew up with us.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

02:15 Is Attila the Hun pop-culture?

05:40 The Nightly hotline opens

07:10 Kelsey’s Lego collection

09:45 Famous sports moments in Lego

12:30 Reality TV chaos in brick form

16:45 The Oscars and iconic stages

20:30 TV locations as Lego sets

24:50 How Lego became art for adults

28:30 Pajama sets and sister sleepovers

30:00 Goodnights and wind down

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Why's It So Hard to Get Rid of T-Shirts?

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker, Josh Gondelman, and Matt Bragg talk clutter, keepsakes, and cozy video games.

What You’ll Hear

When self-improvement backfires: Early gym mornings, failed good intentions, and why trying to do the “right” thing can sometimes send the whole day off the rails.

Sentimental logic, explained: From ticket stubs and old T-shirts to mystery boxes of memories, the group explores why objects carry so much emotional weight.

Decluttering tips: Gentle, realistic strategies for clearing space—without feeling like you’re throwing away pieces of your life.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Introductions & gym honesty

01:30 When good habits fall apart

03:30 Ideal days off

05:15 Cozy games & organizing fantasies

08:00 Decluttering advice from strangers

10:15 Keepsake boxes & memory objects

14:40 The sentimental T-shirt problem

18:10 One-thing-a-day decluttering

20:30 A very specific goodnight

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Punishment-Based Business Ideas

Sat, 14 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer, Matt Bragg, and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a slumber party brainstorming session full of half-baked ideas and very strong opinions.

What You’ll Hear

Cold weather confessions: Snow, soggy shoes, and the surprising power of eyebrows on a snowman.

Inventions nobody asked for: Detachable belt loops, anti-takeout punishment systems, and business plans designed to make your life worse.

Movie theater justice: A bold proposal to finally stop phone use in theaters, with shaking seats, mist, and optional trap doors.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & snowy hellos

02:30 Snowmen, shoes, and eyebrow theory

05:19 Half-baked ideas begin

06:00 Detachable belt loops save the world

11:00 Punishment based food delivery

14:45 Fixing movie theaters forever

21:32 Goodnights & lights out

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The Beige Flag Dating Hall of Fame

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal, Josh Gondelman, and KP Parker evaluate dating stories and debate what really counts as a red flag.

What You’ll Hear

It Happened One Night: Real internet dating stories get the full Nightly treatment, from thrift store first dates to surprise confessions that absolutely change the vibe.

Red, Beige or Green: Fast driving, unexpected gifts, and lawnmowers in trunks — the crew weighs what’s thoughtful, what’s alarming, and what’s just not a match.

Goodnights & Wind Down: The night ends softly, with sleepy ASMR-style goodnights to help you let go of bad dates and drift off easy.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:00 In-laws, routines, and family dynamics

04:09 It Happened One Night begins

07:26 The fast driver reveal

10:33 The lawnmower date

15:17 When concern feels parental

19:33 Final verdicts on red flags

20:00 ASMR goodnights and sleep sounds

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Derrick Barry and Nebraska: Perfect Hair, Questionable Outfits, No Regrets

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton hosts a cozy game night with drag icons Derrick Barry and Mackenzie Claude, aka Nebraska.

What You’ll Hear

Bedtime Routines, Drag Edition: From post-show showers to living room beds, Derrick and Nebraska share how they actually wind down after late nights and early brunches.

Would You Rather, Lip Sync Rules: Heels versus trains, perfect hair versus perfect outfits, and the songs you love but barely know — drag hypotheticals get delightfully specific.

Cats, Costumes, and Counting Turtles: A sleepy-signoff filled with pets, performance life, and the kind of goodnight that slowly turns the lights off.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & sleepy hellos

01:15 Bedtime routines after performing

03:45 Sound vs silence for sleep

05:30 Cats, costumes, and cozy chaos

06:05 Would You Rather drag edition begins

10:30 Late night shows vs drag brunch

13:35 Iconic Britney looks, forever

15:00 Dream impressions and snatch game talk

16:40 What they’re working on next

17:30 A very gentle goodnight

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Bad Bunny, Quad God & Traitors Fantasy Casts

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and KP Parker scan the pop culture landscape, from the Super Bowl stage to the Olympic ice rinks.

What You’ll Hear

Cold Weather Check-In: KP braves New York winter with a new scarf, Sophia mourns a beloved lost hat, and they reflect on the strange emotional math of modern shopping.

The Nightgeist: A Super Bowl halftime performance packed with cameos, Olympic sports that defy explanation, and the sudden realization that luge is absolutely terrifying.

Fantasy Casting Corner: Dream casting the next season of The Traitors, from Housewives and YouTubers to scientists, drag queens, and anyone with a little religious trauma.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & winter survival

02:55 Losing hats and life’s little taxes

03:30 The Nightgeist begins

03:35 Super Bowl halftime highlights

05:45 Olympic chaos and luge fear

09:30 Figure skating, backflips, and the Quad God

14:00 The Traitors check-in

16:40 Fantasy casting the next season

25:30 Goodnights & lights out

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No Socks in Bed w/ Grace Helbig

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal host a cozy slumber party debate night with guest Grace Helbig.

What You’ll Hear

Sleep Setup Confessions: Cooling pillows, white noise machines, blackout curtains, and the slow realization that building a sleep system is a form of self-care.

Sleepy Debate Club: Is it acceptable to sleep with socks on — or to watch ahead on a shared TV show? Grace Helbig presides as judge, weighing vibes against science.

A Gentle Goodnight: Grace shares a sweet send-off for anyone trying to stay soft, silly, and well-rested in a noisy world.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & pillow fort welcome

01:00 Grace Helbig joins the slumber party

01:40 Sleep routines & cooling pillow revelations

05:00 White noise, body pillows & blackout curtains

07:30 Sleepy Debate Club begins

08:00 Is sleeping with socks acceptable

13:30 Verdict on socks in bed

14:30 Is it okay to watch a show without your partner

20:15 Final ruling & shared victories

22:00 Grace Helbig plugs & goodnight shout-out

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Survivor: A Completely Accurate & Comprehensive History (Kind of)

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton tumble down a Survivor rabbit hole, from prize money myths to peanut butter candy controversies.

What You’ll Hear

A Million Dollar Question: How Survivor’s prize money works, why it hasn’t changed in decades, and how contestants talk about needing the cash versus giving it away.

Rules, Loopholes, and Fun Facts: From age limits and dual citizenship twists to the strange realities of international game show prizes.

Island Life Realities: Why candy can be the worst reward, spa days can wait, and some contestants somehow get hotter while starving.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & pop culture check-in

04:23 Enter the Survivor rabbit hole

06:38 The million dollar prize debate

08:13 The Sia award and surprise cash

09:38 Why UK shows don’t give money

12:18 Money stories that win or lose votes

14:16 Age limits and teen Survivors

16:52 Getting hot on the island

18:00 Food rewards that cause chaos

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Is Garlic Self-Cleaning? Plus Curling Trivia w/ Jo Firestone

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg welcome comedian Jo Firestone for bedtime tangents, missed audiobooks, and a truly puzzling new word.

What You’ll Hear

Falling Asleep Mid-Plot: Jo shares her audiobook routine, including the joys of missing huge chunks of a very juicy mystery and simply accepting she may never know who did it.

The Anti-Grombolio Theory: A deep, gentle spiral into whether garlic, ovens, hair, and noses might all be self-cleaning—and what to call that, exactly.

Curling Trivia at Bedtime: A surprisingly demoralizing pub quiz about curling, complete with wild guesses, wrong answers, and one very wholesome tradition.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & welcome

00:42 Joe Firestone’s sleep routine

02:10 Falling asleep to audiobooks

03:29 Hatch Classics revelation

04:48 Garlic presses & self-cleaning foods

07:14 The birth of anti-grombolio

09:20 A very niche Connections category

14:00 Curling trivia begins

19:59 Broom stacking explained

20:22 Joe’s audiobook plug & goodnights

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Wuthering Heights & To DNF or Not DNF

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer settle into another round of The Nightly Book Club, swapping reading confessions, literary gripes, and a few heartfelt recommendations.

What You’ll Hear

When a book just isn’t hitting: KP wrestles with a highly awarded sci-fi novel that refuses to click, and the two debate when it’s okay to walk away.

A loving look at Mama Cass: Kristen shares a warm, thoughtful memoir written by Cass Elliot’s daughter—and why it’s best paired with a little Mamas and the Papas.

What’s next on the nightstand: From Wuthering Heights deadlines to Zillow-core fiction, they peek at the books waiting patiently in the wings.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & cozy greetings

01:30 The joy of finishing a to-do list

03:20 Nightly Book Club begins

04:45 KP’s sci-fi struggle with Ancillary Justice

08:00 When it’s okay to quit a book

12:50 Kristen recommends My Mama Cass

17:00 Reading daughters writing about famous parents

18:30 Upcoming reads and bookish anticipation

22:30 Goodnights & sleepy send-off

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Weird First Date Flags w/ Emmy Blotnick

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman host a cozy game night w/ Emmy Blotnick, sorting dating stories into red, green, and deeply confusing beige flags.

What You’ll Hear

A Slumber Party Check-In: Emmy joins the pillow fort to talk brown noise, pillow head sandwiches, and the strange comfort of a dog’s snore.

The Dating Flag Test: A first date featuring pocket candy, a daytime telescope, and surprise garlic salt gets carefully examined for warning signs.

Finding Your Person: When does quirky turn charming, and when is someone simply not for you?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:40 Brown noise vs white noise

04:35 Pillow head sandwiches explained

07:25 Game night begins: red, green, or beige flags

08:50 The Reddit date story

13:15 Pizza, milk requests, and garlic salt

18:40 Final verdicts on the date

21:30 Emmy Blotnick plug & goodnight

23:30 A very sweet dog snore goodbye

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Pregaming the Olympics w/ Jeremiah Coughlan & Joe Simons

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer welcomes Joe Simons and Jeremiah Coughlan, hosts of Hatch’s Sleepytime Sports, to chat about the upcoming Winter Olympics.

What You’ll Hear

Olympics, Every Two Years: Kristen shares her deep love of opening ceremonies and the sudden joy of caring deeply about sports you only watch once a quadrennial.

The Snooze Pack Draft: The trio builds their ideal lineup of Winter Olympic events and athletes, from hockey showdowns and ski mountaineering to legendary broadcasters and comeback stories.

Ageless Athletes & Iconic Skaters: From 44-year-old snowboarders to gravity-defying figure skaters, they celebrate the competitors redefining what Olympic greatness looks like.

Should Regular People Compete First?: A gentle debate on whether one average human should attempt each sport so we can truly appreciate how impossible it all is.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome to the pillow fort & Olympic love

01:30 Why the Olympics hit different

02:40 Falling hard for niche sports

03:10 Biathlon explained (sort of)

04:50 Introducing Snooze Pack: Olympic edition

05:30 Hockey rivalries & Olympic drama

07:20 Ski mountaineering & skeleton relays

09:20 The 44-year-old snowboarder to root for

11:00 Johnny Weir, Tara Lipinski & their fabulous commentary

13:40 Kristen’s figure skating heroes

16:40 Comebacks, balance & living a full life

18:30 Why we love Olympic human-interest stories

19:40 Should a regular person try first?

23:00 Goodnights to pets everywhere

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The 2026 Grammys & Love For Catherine O'Hara

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal trade cozy pop culture notes, from heartfelt tributes to a very long Grammy night.

What You’ll Hear

Giving flowers where they’re due: Jacquis reflects on Catherine O’Hara’s career and the joy of revisiting the performances that shaped so many of us.

Grammy night highlights and hiccups: Kristen breaks down the moments lighting up her feed, from red carpet fashion to performances that soared and segments that dragged.

Listener mail and a movie night pick: A thoughtful note about the in memoriam sparks a bigger conversation, plus a fun, escapist film recommendation to end the night.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & pillow-fort greetings

01:00 The Nightgeist begins

01:30 Remembering Catherine O’Hara

04:20 Grammys memes fashion and moments

06:50 Kendrick Lamar, Cher, and standout performances

13:20 Listener mail on the in memoriam

18:25 Movie recommendation Send Help

20:30 Goodnights and winding down

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Leaning into Manifestation & Nervous System Rest w/ Morgan Starr-Riestis

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman welcome therapist Morgan Starr-Riestis for a calming, practical conversation about winding down, rewiring your brain, and getting ready for a good night's sleep.

What You’ll Hear

Bedtime Routines, Reimagined: Morgan shares her nightly practice, including recording affirmations in her own voice to gently guide her mind toward rest.

Roman Empires, Explained: From dogs who attack TV commercials to the brain’s reticular activating system, the trio swaps obsessions—and explores how perception shapes reality.

Nervous System Rest: Morgan breaks down what nervous system regulation actually is, why it matters, and how dysregulation quietly makes everything harder.

Example Exercises: Morgan shares two short, soothing exercises that listeners can use anytime they need to calm their bodies and minds.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & introducing guest Morgan Starr-Riestis

01:00 Morgan’s bedtime affirmations practice

02:20 Claiming big goals before sleep

03:40 Book talk & comfort reading

06:10 Roman Empires: TV-watching pets

09:50 Living with cows (and their opinions)

10:20 The brain’s “algorithm” explained

12:00 Finding evidence for possibility

16:20 What nervous system regulation really means

18:00 Preparing the body for rest

18:50 Guided breathing: the physiological sigh

20:00 Butterfly taps & bilateral stimulation

23:10 A special goodnight

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The Day U2 Put Music On Our Phones & 8 Mile

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman take a ride on the pop culture time machine.

What You’ll Hear

Northern Lights, Unexpectedly: A cozy opener about early darkness, jaw-dropping skies, and the rare moments when nature truly shows off.

The Day U2 Moved In: A gentle rewind to 2014, when a free album appeared on millions of phones—and somehow sparked real outrage.

Lose Yourself Forever: Remembering 8 Mile, Eminem’s unlikely acting turn, and what it feels like when art becomes a way out.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:00 Northern Lights and nighttime awe

03:45 Nature moments that live up to the hype

08:45 Pop culture time machine begins

09:15 The U2 iPhone album controversy

15:55 Surprise albums and changing music eras

16:15 8 Mile and Eminem’s moment

23:15 Closing reflections

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Asparagus Psychics & More Brooklyn Beckham Hot Takes

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg settle in for their weekly pub chat, complete with cozy TV recommendations, British tabloid intrigue, and a pub quiz that proves harder than it sounds.

What You’ll Hear

Hygge Season: Kristen leans fully into winter coziness, from blankets and candles to catching up on buzzy TV like Heated Rivalry.

Beckham Family Tea: The hosts unpack Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram oversharing and the strange intimacy of family drama playing out online.

Local News, Extremely Local: Matt introduces Bath’s asparagus fortune teller, Jemima Packington, who is known as the "Asparamancer." She predicts the future by throwing spears.

Pub Quiz Pressure: Kristen takes on Matt’s real-life pub quiz questions, tackling national animals, fashion history, pop stars, and band-name trivia.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Weekly pub chat begins

01:10 Cozy winter routines & buzzy TV

02:20 Heated Rivalry and Olympic timing

04:30 Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram spill

07:15 News from Bath: the asparagus fortune teller

09:00 Predictions, politics & swing music

11:00 Pub quiz challenge begins

19:40 Goodnights and future vegetable visions

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Beckham Drama Breakdown & Glambot Gripes

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton catch up on viral pop culture stories that everyone’s talking about—but no one seems to be fully explaining.

What You’ll Hear

An underdog football moment: Josh breaks down Indiana University’s surprising national championship win and why it feels different from the usual college sports story.

The Beckham family feud, decoded: From wedding dresses to awkward dances, Josh walks Sophia through the internet’s favorite celebrity family drama.

The glam bot backlash: A Golden Globes moment spirals into a bigger conversation about celebrity, pricing, and what happens when a behind-the-scenes guy becomes the story.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & sleepy check-in

02:20 Life updates and being socially overwhelmed

03:15 Indiana University’s championship win

06:50 Scroll 4 U begins

07:40 Beckham family drama explained

15:30 Picking sides in a celebrity feud

16:45 The glam bot controversy

22:30 Final thoughts & goodnight

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It's 2016 Again! Hamilton, Fleabag & Twenty One Pilots w/ Josh Eckert

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome the hilarious Josh Eckert for a slumber party game night full of 2016 throwbacks and skincare confessions.

What You’ll Hear

Bedtime Routines, Real Talk: Josh shares his nighttime habits, from magnesium drinks to a lifelong commitment to resisting bedtime.

Skincare, Explained: From dermatologist prescriptions to the mystery of snail mucin, the trio unpacks what actually works—and what just sounds scary.

Snooze or Choose: 2016 Edition: Snapchat filters, Pokémon Go, Fleabag, Hamilton, man buns, and aviator sunglasses all face the ultimate bedtime verdict.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy hellos & meeting Josh Eckert

01:30 Morning people vs. night owls

02:40 Bedtime routines & resisting sleep

04:30 Skincare help from a partner

05:45 Dermatologists, prescriptions & snail mucin

06:40 Snooze or Choose begins: 2016 trends

07:10 Snapchat filters & face-smoothing fear

09:00 Pokémon Go devotion (still going strong)

11:00 Favorite Pokémon picks

12:15 21 Pilots apathy corner

14:00 Fleabag explained and endorsed

15:10 Hamilton: choose, snooze, or pass

17:00 Aviator sunglasses verdict

18:20 The rise and fall of the man bun

20:40 What Josh misses (and doesn’t) about 2016

22:00 A very sweet goodnight

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Heated Rivalry & Celeb Sleep Methods

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman play a rapid-fire round of Snooze or Choose: Sleep Trend Edition, sorting through celebrity rituals, and bedtime habits that range from soothing to slightly alarming.

What You’ll Hear

Watching Without Homework: KP and Josh talk about taking their time with buzzy shows like Heated Rivalry—and why TV should never feel like an assignment.

Sleep Trends, Evaluated: Earplugs, blackout masks, mouth tape, and more get a calm but honest verdict from two people who take rest seriously.

Celebrity Sleep Lore: From Mariah Carey’s extreme hibernation habits to Eminem’s aluminum-foil blackout method, the hosts react to famous bedtime routines.

Burn It or Let It Go: A thoughtful (and funny) conversation about fire-burning rituals, spirituality, and when wellness trends cross into “too much effort.”

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy hellos & savoring TV slowly

01:40 Romance stories and cultural respect

04:10 Snooze or Choose begins: sleep trends edition

06:00 Earplugs, earbuds & side-sleeper math

08:00 Blackout masks and total darkness

10:30 Mouth tape debate

12:40 Mariah Carey's humidifier method

15:55 Eminem’s aluminum foil blackout

18:30 Fire-burning rituals and bedtime spirituality

21:10 Goop discourse & final verdicts

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Paddington in Prison & Other January Classics

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg dig into Hollywood’s most misunderstood season: “dump month.”

Dump Month, Defined: January is when studios release their so-called “worst” films—but Kristen argues it’s secretly one of the best times for movie lovers.

Unexpected Gems: From Paddington 2 to Taken to Get Out, the duo celebrates the art of the underdog release.

Cult Classics & Comfort Flicks: Why bad movies can be the perfect post-holiday comfort watch—and how “dump month” might just be a moviegoer’s hidden treasure.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Greetings & goodnights

06:30 What is “dump month”?

08:50 Paddington goes to prison

11:30 Taken and the art of vengeance

13:30 M3GAN, misunderstood icon

16:00 Get Out and Oscar surprises

18:00 Snatch and cult movie love

20:40 A toast to the joy of “bad” movies

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A Splash Pass & The Taskmaster Tour

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman compare notes on the sweetest kind of reading challenge—and the pettiest kind of gym injustice.

What You’ll Hear

Fifty States of Fiction: Kristen shares her ambitious plan to read one book from every U.S. state (and her early picks might inspire your own reading list).

The Kindest Comedy: Josh reflects on working with the Taskmaster team and what makes truly generous humor.

Grievance Hour: Kristen vents about a pool that’s strictly for kids, and Josh offers the world’s calmest pep talk—plus a splashy new business idea.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome back, Josh!

02:00 Taskmaster tales and kind comedy

05:00 Kristen’s 50 States book project

09:00 Mississippi, Maine, and New York literature

13:00 Kristen’s gym grievance

18:00 Josh’s accidental 13-year gym membership

22:00 The Splash Pass solution

23:00 Goodnights and sweet dreams

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Maybe Don't Book a Couples Massage on Your First Date

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal kick off It Happened One Night, a brand-new segment where they read the internet’s strangest dating stories — and decide if each one’s a red, green, or beige flag.

What You’ll Hear:

Piercings & Pillow Talk: KP shares her second-earring saga and the surprising hazards of side sleeping.

The Massage Date Debacle: The duo breaks down a bold first date that starts with a full-body massage and ends with instant intimacy.

Flowers Gone Wrong: A bouquet, a bar, and a case study in how chivalry accidentally became cringe.

The Nature Realm Meet-Cute: A story that starts with a random text and ends trench digging and true love.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Sleepy hellos & side-sleeper woes

02:30 KP’s piercing comeback & Jacquis’ tragus lore

04:30 Introducing It Happened One Night

05:20 The massage date disaster

08:40 Public introductions & bad optics

11:00 The bouquet backlash debate

14:00 Chivalry vs. cringe

15:40 The Nature Realm story begins

18:00 The rollercoaster of red to green

20:00 Beige flags for the rest of us

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Drowsy History Week: Humans vs. Emus

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton dive headfirst into one of history’s strangest battles: humans versus emus.

What You’ll Hear:

Flightless but Fearless: Matt recounts the unbelievable true story of the Great Emu War of 1932, where Australia’s finest faced off against a flock of fast, feathery foes.

Oil, Ego, and Emus: Sophia reveals her mother’s mysterious emu oil skincare secret, while both hosts debate which side they’d take in the battle.

Lessons from the Outback: Between laughter and disbelief, Matt and Sophia unpack how the emus outsmarted the army—and what it says about nature’s quiet confidence.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy hellos & hibernation chat

03:00 The Great Emu War begins

07:00 Emu oil & unexpected beauty tips

10:00 Humans vs. emus: who really won?

18:00 Lessons learned (and loyalties revealed)

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Drowsy History Week: The Great Molasses Flood

Sat, 24 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton revisit one of history’s stickiest disasters — the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

What You’ll Hear:

Home Improvement Gone Wild: Kristen and Sophia share tales of ladders, lights, and plumbers who perhaps needed a few more instructions.

A Sticky Situation: Sophia retells the wild, true story of Boston’s molasses flood — complete with runaway syrup, rogue physics, and a little corporate chaos.

Sweet Dreams: The hosts imagine drifting off atop a molasses river — a cozy, if slightly sugary, visualization exercise for bedtime.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Tabletop ladder adventures

03:00 Plumber confessions & cooking videos

04:26 Drowsy history begins

05:00 The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

14:25 A syrupy bedtime visualization

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Drowsy History Week: The British Invasion

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg pull on their long johns and drift through the swinging sixties, revisiting Beatlemania and the dawn of the British Invasion.

What You’ll Hear:

Long John Energy: Kristen declares long johns her winter uniform, while Matt recounts a disastrously sticky suede-and-corduroy fashion moment.

Drowsy History: The hosts rewind to the 1960s, tracing how the Beatles, mini dresses, and mod cool reshaped America’s pop culture dreams.

Encore & Aftershocks: From the Stones to Oasis, they muse on why America still can’t quit its British crush.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy intros & long john confessions

03:00 Matt’s corduroy crisis

06:15 The Beatles take the stage

10:00 The night of Beatlemania

14:30 From Mod to Manchester: the second invasion

18:30 Sweet dreams & sleepy goodnights

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Drowsy History Week: Michael Jordan's Baseball Era

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg return for a special round of Drowsy History — this time covering one of the wildest chapters in sports lore: the two years when Michael Jordan swapped the court for the diamond.

What You’ll Hear:

Holiday Hangovers & Train Delays: The hosts trade winter stories, from England’s bonfire nights to Jacquis’ 50-hour Amtrak odyssey from Florida to Chicago.

Drowsy History: Jacquis retells the story of Michael Jordan’s shocking 1993 retirement, his stint in minor league baseball, and the unlikely return that changed basketball forever.

The Baseball Years: From luxury tour buses to 95-mph fastballs, Jacquis explains why Michael Jordan’s short-lived baseball career was tougher (and better) than most remember.

I’m Back: How one two-word fax reignited a dynasty — and why Matt thinks only America could make a sports comeback this cinematic.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy hellos & holiday catch-up

01:00 The never-ending “holiday season” theory

02:20 Bonfire Night and burning Guy Fawkes

03:20 Christmas cruises & family escapes

05:00 Jacquis’ 50-hour train saga

06:40 Drowsy History: Michael Jordan retires

09:40 From NBA legend to minor leaguer

13:00 Bus upgrades & media frenzy in Birmingham

15:20 Learning to hit 95 mph fastballs

18:30 Baseball strike & the “I’m Back” fax

21:00 Return of #23 and three more rings

23:30 Sports myths, Hollywood endings & bedtime

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Drowsy History Week: A Very Fishy Scandal

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal talk cozy hobbies and scandalous waters.

What You’ll Hear

Birdwatching 101: KP reveals her peaceful weekend plans and why identifying herons feels like solving a soft, outdoor puzzle.

We Got Weights in Fish: A sleepy dive into the viral Lake Erie fishing scandal that somehow landed two guys in prison for a very creative kind of cheating.

Felony or Folly: The hosts debate punishment vs. proportionality — and laugh through the absurd aftershocks of fish filets, fake cash, and deer drama.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:00 Birdwatching and cozy hobbies

04:00 The Lake Erie fishing scandal begins

08:00 “We got weights in fish!”

11:00 Felony charges and wild punishments

15:00 Bonus crimes & closing thoughts

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Drowsy History Week: Boston's Wicked Smaht Art Heist

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton slip into the story of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist — Boston’s most beguiling unsolved crime.

What You’ll Hear:

Top Bunks & Tour Buses: Josh reveals his upcoming rock ’n’ roll adventure (and the politics of sleeping on a bus).

The Drowsy History: The hosts unravel the strange, unsolved 1990 art theft that left empty frames — and endless questions.

Vibes-Based Crime: From mafia theories to museum gossip, they wonder who could possibly steal a Rembrandt and just… keep it?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Tour talk & top bunk etiquette

02:00 The Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist begins

08:00 Rembrandt’s only seascape

12:00 Boston mob theories & museum myths

16:00 Dreaming of solving the case

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Drowsy History Week: A Victorian Fairy Hoax

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg open a week of “Drowsy History” with guest Dana Schwartz, host of Noble Blood and Hoax.

What You'll Hear:

A Bedtime Lesson in Belief: Dana shares the unbelievable true story of two young cousins, a camera, and the photos that convinced even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that fairies were real.

The Sleepy Detective Club: The trio unpacks how imagination, curiosity, and a bit of mischief can make history—one hoax at a time.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:00 Dana’s bedtime routine

04:00 Drowsy History begins

07:00 The fairies appear

10:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle gets fooled

16:00 The truth revealed

20:00 Goodnight to the believers

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Lo-Fi Meets Folk Life

Sun, 18 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton cozy up for a Sunday Pub Chat about art, keepsakes, and all things delightfully human.

What You’ll Hear

Pocket Finds & Memories: Matt rediscovers a forgotten Prague souvenir tucked in an old jacket—and a sweet reminder of why little mementos matter.

Fridge as Gallery: Sophia shows off her evolving collection of photo strips and tiny art prints, proving your fridge can be a love letter to your life.

Art Talk, Lo-Fi Dreams: The two swap thoughts on the elusive “art that speaks to you,” from folk crafts to Hiroshi Nagai’s tranquil worlds—and the genius of lo-fi beats for focus.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy pub chat & orange jacket mystery

02:00 The Prague keychain (or magnet?) reveal

05:00 Fridge art and favorite small artists

07:00 The art that speaks to you

09:30 Folk festivals and Renaissance fairs

12:00 Hiroshi Nagai and lo-fi calm

14:10 Weekend shows and family vacations

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Book Club: 'Cue the Sun!' and 'Demon Copperhead'

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer bundle up and dive into the latest Nightly Book Club session — complete with snow pants, baklava mix-ups, and a few murder plots that go down easy.

What You’ll Hear:

Cozy Layers & Confessions: Kristen embraces pants-over-pants season while Sophia perfects the art of the double beanie.

Reality, Rewritten: Kristen reviews 'Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV' by Emily Nussbaum, a fascinating look at the invention of reality TV — from PBS to Love Island.

Bleak but Brilliant: Sophia reviews 'Demon Copperhead' by Barbara Kingsolver and shares why the heartbreak is worth it.

Grandmas Gone Wild: Kristen closes with Too Old for This by Samantha Downing, a laugh-out-loud thriller about an elderly murderer you can’t help but root for.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Winter layers & cozy confessions

02:00 The Nightly Book Club returns

04:00 Cue the Sun and the birth of reality TV

09:00 Demon Copperhead deep dive

14:00 Too Old for This and cheering for chaos

17:00 Dream casting & bedtime reflections

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For the Love of Baseball & Mario Kart

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal unwind in the pillow fort and debate the bedtime reading life.

What You’ll Hear:

Page Turners & Pillow Talk: Josh admits he’s fallen out of his nighttime reading rhythm, while Jacquis recalls the summer book reports that ended his literary era.

Screen Time Defense: The two make a strong, funny case for television as an art form — equal parts emotional and educational.

Spoon, Snore, or Shove: A sleepy twist on “Kiss, Marry, Kill” reveals their true loves (and grudges) in sports and video games.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & nighttime reading habits

04:00 Books vs TV — no shame in the screen

07:30 The love of live theater

08:45 Spoon, Snore, Shove (Sports Edition)

17:15 Spoon, Snore, Shove (Mario Edition)

19:57 Goodnights & sleepy sign-off

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How We’d Improve The Traitors

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton unpack the latest season of The Traitors—with game theories, cast critiques, and a few middle school confessions along the way.

What You’ll Hear:

Attention Bone Energy: KP remembers her theatrical teen years, when a sprained ankle became a stage for attention.

Fixing The Traitors: The duo pitches improvements to the hit show—from giving challenges real stakes to adding a “doctor” who can save players each night.

Cast Analysis & Chaos Rankings: KP and Sophia debate who’s playing smart, who’s playing loud, and who’s just playing us all.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Blue light glasses & the fake-vision epidemic

01:30 KP’s “Attention Bone” origin story

03:40 Why The Traitors is the best show on TV (and maybe the worst-designed game)

05:40 “Do the challenges even matter?”—game mechanics therapy

09:00 Loud shields, quiet killers & Housewives as secret strategists

11:20 Rob R.’s blank stare vs. Michael Rapaport’s chaos

14:30 More Love Island lore

16:30 Tiffany’s under-the-radar game & Ron Funches’ pure heart

18:40 Sleepy sign-offs

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Golden Globes: Champagne & Surprises

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal stay up late to unpack the 2026 Golden Globes — from surprise wins to sleepy reactions.

What You’ll Hear:

Buzzing at Bedtime: Jacquis shares what it’s like seeing himself in a national TV ad during the Globes (and how it felt to be “text-famous” overnight).

Globes Highlights & Head-Scratchers: The hosts revisit Nikki Glaser’s sharp monologue, unexpected wins for The Secret Agent and Hamnet, and a few shocking snubs.

Champagne and Scowls: Kristen can’t get over Alicia Silverstone’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it glare, while Jacquis confesses his lifelong Silverstone crush.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & ad shoutout

02:30 Nikki Glaser’s monologue review

05:00 Surprises and snubs

09:30 Best film & TV winners

14:00 The song that stole the night

17:00 Champagne-fueled Globes moments

19:30 Alicia Silverstone nostalgia

21:00 Goodnight & Chicago pride

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Ever Seen Anyone Look Cool With a Backpack?

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and KP Parker share some questionable business ideas — and one that might actually work.

What You’ll Hear:

Paint Gutter Panic: KP unveils her latest invention, a wall-painting “system” that involves pouring entire gallons of paint down your walls.

Oil Jello & Other Mistakes: From recycling hacks to olive oil Jell-O shots, the duo somehow stumbles onto a million-dollar idea.

The Back Jack Revolution: Matt pitches the “Back Jack” — a stylish overcoat that doubles as a backpack. Security, convenience, and Inspector Gadget energy, all in one.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & hometown Dunkin’

01:30 Matt’s sketchy gig in London

03:30 Entering the Dragon’s Den

06:00 KP’s paint gutter concept

08:00 Engineering “improvements”

10:00 Paint subscriptions & leftover woes

13:00 Olive oil Jell-O shots

14:30 Matt’s big pitch: the Back Jack

17:00 Style, storage & safety

19:00 The accidental bath mat spin-off

21:00 Festival wear & future plans

22:15 Sleepy investments & sign-offs

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We're Inches Away. No Problems.

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton scrolls for Josh Gondelman and KP Parker. Together they discuss indie sleaze playlists, celebrity drama, Sophia being a prophet, and the most legendary fan accounts on the internet: Club Chalamet.

What You’ll Hear:

Indie Sleaze Forever: KP hosts the perfect throwback New Year’s party—until a guest hijacks her playlist with five minutes of “woman screaming.”

Club Chalamet & the Kylie Truce: Sophia unpacks the viral tweet heard ’round Film Twitter and the now-iconic tweet: “I was inches away. No problems.”

Mom Groups & Mean Girls: The hosts discuss Ashley Tisdale’s essay on The Cut, plus the extremely public response from Hilary Duff’s husband.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy greetings & New Year’s chaos

01:00 KP’s Indie Sleaze party recap

06:00 The legend of Club Chalamet

10:30 “No problems” enters the chat

14:00 Ashley Tisdale’s mom group essay

16:30 Hilary Duff’s husband responds

19:00 Mom-friend etiquette & empathy

20:30 Listener shout-outs & goodnights

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Is The New Avatar Bigger and Bluer?

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman catch up over a pint for the Sunday Pub Chat.

What You’ll Hear:

New Year, Old Habits: Josh is feeling refreshed, while Matt’s still in Christmas lag—both united by leftover chocolate and gentle self-deprecation.

The World’s Slowest Roadwork: Matt discovers a bridge project taking longer than the Eiffel Tower, the Titanic, and possibly human history.

Trivia Night Troubles: From royal chickens to Looney Tunes lore, the quiz gets weird—and Josh’s confidence gets tested.

CHAPTERS

00:00 New year greetings & slow starts

03:00 The world’s longest roadworks

06:30 Avatar and the art of waiting

10:00 Pub quiz begins

12:00 Roast chicken & royal proposals

14:00 Wile E. Coyote’s secret name

16:00 Prunes, smiles & sleepy goodbyes

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Hacks for Overcoming Jet Lag

Sat, 10 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer, Jacquis Neal, and KP Parker swap stories about feeling ancient at teen-heavy concerts before turning their attention to Kristen’s never-ending battle with post–New Zealand jet lag.

What You’ll Hear:

Concert Crowd Check: Kristen recounts her surprising Lorde concert experience (and what it’s like realizing you’re the oldest one in the room).

Phone-Free Dreams: The crew talks concert etiquette, phone habits, and why Mitski might be right about putting your screen down.

Hack Me If You Can – New Zealand Edition: Kristen’s desperate for help resetting her sleep after flying halfway around the world.Jacquis and KP prescribe jet lag survival tips and a healthy dose of grace.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Concert crowds & concert etiquette

06:45 The Boomer Show (and Mitski’s message)

07:00 Hack Me If You Can: New Zealand Edition

17:40 Kristen’s Hatch light revelation

19:10 Grace for the jet-lagged

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Remembering The NFL's Controversial "Tuck Rule" Call

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman time-travel to 2002 and revisit the infamous “Tuck Rule” game — the snowy, rule-bending NFL moment that launched the Patriots dynasty and infuriated the rest of America.

What You’ll Hear:

Sick Day Energy: Matt braves a heroic cold (with full dramatic flair) while Josh celebrates dodging New York’s winter flu.

The Tuck Rule Explained: Josh brings Matt deep into the Patriots-Raiders playoff that changed football forever.

Sliding Doors & Sliding Teams: A parallel universe where Oakland thrives, Manchester City falters, and one bad penalty kick rewrites sports history.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Sniffles, sighs & sympathy tea

03:00 The pop culture time machine opens

04:30 The infamous 2002 “Tuck Rule” game

08:50 Patriots’ dynasty origins

11:30 Soccer rivalries & near misses

14:20 The ripple effect of one call

16:30 Sliding doors & sleepy goodnights

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2026 Golden Globes: KPop Demon Hunters vs. Wicked

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal gear up for awards season with a cozy 2026 Golden Globes preview.

What You’ll Hear:

Globe Gossip: Kristen and Jacquis break down the quirks, chaos, and champagne-soaked history of the Golden Globes.

Movie Matchups: Which 2026 nominees have the buzz, the drama, and the star power to win big?

Hot Takes & Hopefuls: From “Sinners” supremacy to Wicked fatigue, they share their boldest picks — and who they wish would win.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & award season kickoff

02:00 What makes the Golden Globes so wild

05:00 Predictions for Best Picture (Comedy/Musical)

08:20 Best Picture (Drama) and “Sinners” lovefest

13:00 K-Pop Demon Hunters vs. Wicked

19:00 TV favorites and surprise contenders

23:30 Final hot takes & Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar-worthy moment

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Dog IS Hobby w/ Listener Kelly

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer take a stroll through sequel chaos and hobby inspiration.

What You'll Hear:

Sequel Struggles: KP and Kristen debate the confusing world of movie naming—from Wicked: For Good to Rise of the Planet of the Apes—and wonder, does “Dawn” really come before “Rise”?

Hotline Highlights: Listener Kelly from Chicago joins to ask how to talk about hobbies when yours feel, well, ordinary. Turns out, walking the dog, thrifting, and Gilmore Girls rewatches might be more fascinating than you think.

Curious Is Cool: The trio finds warmth (and wit) in celebrating simple joys, reminding us that interested people are interesting people.

CHAPTERS

00:00 A cozy hello

01:00 Movie sequel naming chaos

05:00 Kelly joins the Nightly Hotline

07:00 The great hobby debate

15:00 Rediscovering your younger self

21:00 Sweet dreams for Sam the dog

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In Our "Unc" Era

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and KP Parker trade quarter-zips, jewelry, and spooky theater stories.

What You’ll Hear:

Horror, Live and In Person: Jacquis raves about a stage adaptation of Paranormal Activity that manages to scare even seasoned theater lovers.

Snooze or Choose – Fashion Edition: From quarter zips to crew necks, the hosts debate which cozy layers earn a bedtime “choose.”

Speed Listeners Anonymous: KP confesses her 1.3× habit while Jacquis makes a heartfelt plea for the power of the pause.

Mixing Metals & Mindsets: Gold, silver, and a little self-expression—how confidence can make any combo shine.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Horror plays & live scares

03:00 Snooze or choose: Quarter zips

06:15 Snooze or choose: Listening at 1.5× speed

11:45 Snooze or choose: Mixing metals in jewelry

16:00 Tattoos, confidence, and goodnights

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Snoring with Shrek

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal face the universal truth: some days, you just feel ugly.

What You'll Hear:

Glow Up Philosophy: Sophia confesses her “ugly attack,” and the two unpack pimple patches, hair grow-out humility, and the surprising joy of subtle concealer.

Spooning Logic: The duo play “Spoon, Snore, or Shove on the Floor” starring Shrek, Paddington Bear, and the Grinch (and later, a few famous inanimate objects).

Bedtime Wisdom: Turns out, self-love might just be the most flattering light of all.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Ugly attack & bad mirror days

03:00 Hair grow-outs and humbling phases

06:00 The power (and peace) of pimple patches

08:00 Makeup myths & quiet confidence

10:30 Spoon, Snore, or Shove: Shrek edition

15:00 Furniture edition gets weird

21:30 Bedtime reflections & goodnight

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Let's Hug Some Chickens in New Zealand

Sun, 04 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg swap travel tales and TV obsessions, from small-town holiday cheer to cozy British mysteries.

What You’ll Hear

Summer Christmas in New Zealand: Kristen recounts her trip to the South Island, complete with chicken cuddles, Santa in shorts, and Married at First Sight marathons with her mother-in-law.

Travel Confessions: Matt shares his love-hate relationship with tropical humidity, time-zone chaos, and the art of sweating through a workday in Singapore.

Carvings, Castles & Cozy Crimes: The pair debate the ethics of carving your name into ancient rocks, rave about The Thursday Murder Club, and discuss British headlines that could double as bedtime stories.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Greetings & New Zealand adventures

03:30 Santa, chickens & small-town Christmas magic

05:40 Summer holidays and beach barbecues 08:00 Long flights & Singapore heat

10:20 The “Stonehenge of New Zealand”

13:00 Natural wonders & tourist etiquette

14:30 The art of leaving your mark (literally)

17:30 Local British headlines & cozy mysteries 21:00 Matt’s upcoming village hall show

21:50 Goodnights from Fleet & beyond

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Dance Like Your Doctor's Not Watching

Sat, 03 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg trade life hacks, from chaotic shoe collections to the eternal quest for perfect bubbles.

What You’ll Hear

Poster-Worthy Wisdom: KP’s new mantra — “Bubbles are for outside, still water’s for inside” — replaces an unfortunate dancing slogan.

The Shoe Situation: Matt confesses his slipper addiction and shoe rack woes; KP brainstorms hacks that quickly escalate into… a dedicated shoe room.

Carbonation Nation: Why SodaStream bubbles don’t cut it, how to install a soda fountain at home (don’t), and the surprise science of bubble tea.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Slippers & safety

01:00 Inspirational posters, revised

03:00 Matt’s shoe storage spiral

06:00 Shoe rooms & relationship compromises

08:00 KP’s fizzy drink dilemma

10:30 The water tank solution

12:00 “Bubbles are for outside” revelation

13:00 Bubble tea 101

14:00 Goodnight and good hacks

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Ben Affleck's Back & The Rom-Com Renaissance

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton spiral (gently) into their Roman Empires — from Ben Affleck’s back tattoo to the golden age of romance novels.

What You’ll Hear

The Perfect Sunday: Josh recounts an unreasonably wholesome day of stoop sales, karaoke, and ice cream — proof that friendship is the cure for all existential dread.

Gone Girl and the Hat That Broke Hollywood: A deep dive into Ben Affleck’s refusal to wear a Yankees cap, plus stunt casting, phoenix tattoos, and why David Fincher’s chaos works.

Romance Renaissance: Sophia reveals her obsession with Emily Henry’s connected universe, why “brooding but secretly nice” men always win, and how modern rom-coms might be due for a comeback.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Moving woes & dream apartments

03:00 Josh’s perfect New York day

05:00 Friendship is beautiful

06:00 Gone Girl: the Mets hat myth

09:00 Ben Affleck’s phoenix years

12:00 Gillian Flynn and the art of the twist

15:00 Sophia’s romance reading era

18:00 The Easter eggs of Emily Henry

20:00 Rom-com droughts and hope for the future

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Bear Grylls is... Kind of Hot?

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap book reviews, survival trivia, and the world’s wildest sports — from greased poles to squirrel suits.

What You’ll Hear

The Book Club with Range: Sophia finishes The Road, KP finishes a “total stinker,” and both debate whether award-stickers actually mean anything.

Adrenaline Dreams: From Red Bull Games to slack-lining crushes, the hosts confess which extreme sport they could maybe survive.

Bear With Us: A deep dive into the legend of Bear Grylls, a karate-trained Everest summiter who might also be… kind of hot?

Squirrel Suiting & Other Flights of Fancy: KP and Sophia settle the great debate: is it wing suiting, squirrel suiting, or just human flight with flair?

CHAPTERS

00:00 Campfire coziness & book chat

03:30 Sci-fi stinkers & shortlists

04:40 Extreme sports & Red Bull nostalgia

06:00 The greased-up pole phenomenon

08:00 Zorbing, slacklining, and “mocking”

14:00 Bear Grylls lore & survival crushes

18:30 Squirrel suiting: confirmed real term

20:45 Winding down (and winning the argument)

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The Amish Romance Novel Written In A Week

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman cozy up with an unexpected bedtime story — and yes, it involves Amish romance.

What You’ll Hear

Hats Off to Small Wins: From finishing big projects to finally hitting “record,” the hosts celebrate the satisfaction of simply doing the thing.

Return to Intercourse: Kristen reads from the Amish romance novella she wrote in a week — complete with barn accidents, buggy love, and NASCAR metaphors.

Amnesia & Other Plot Twists: Josh shares a real-life memory lapse that could be straight out of a paperback (if coconuts were involved).

CHAPTERS

00:00 Nightcaps & new beginnings

03:00 Return to Intercourse: the reading begins

09:00 NASCAR metaphors & Amish romance

15:00 Flagrant lug nut violations

16:00 Josh’s real-life amnesia story

19:00 Lessons in love & going home

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Siblings, Dating, and other Scheananigans

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman scroll through the week’s oddest online moments — from reality TV memoirs to confusing family photo shoots.

What You’ll Hear

Trader Joe’s Therapy: Why running errands with friends is the new brunch — and how to make it count as “quality time.”

Siblings or Dating?: Sophia presents a truly baffling maternity photoshoot that tests the limits of human closeness.

Pop Culture Homework: Sheena Shay’s memoir, Disney Channel crossovers, and why “The Sweet Life on Deck” was basically semester-at-sea fan fiction.

Cruise Comedy: Josh recalls performing at sea, plus the difference between a fun bit and life as a floating zombie.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Errand hangs & weekend vibes

02:00 Sheena Shay’s “My Good Side”

08:30 Siblings or Dating? The Pregnant Twist

15:00 Couples who look like twins

16:00 Disney crossovers & “Wizards on Deck”

18:30 Comedy cruises & life at sea

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"RAWR" Means I Love You in Dinosaur

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg hop in the pop culture time machine and take a spin back to the mid-’90s.

What You’ll Hear:

Book Titles for Your Life: KP’s “Oh, the Places You’ll Flow” meets Matt’s “All the Light We Cannot See” (with some real-world electrical issues).

Cool Guy Olympics: KP revisits the golden age of the X Games and Tony Hawk’s legendary 900, a.k.a. when skateboarding met superstardom.

Brit Awards Gone Wild: Matt rewinds to 1996, when Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker mooned Michael Jackson and accidentally made pop-culture history.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Flow states & fridge beverages

04:00 Pop Culture Time Machine powers up

05:00 KP’s X Games renaissance

10:00 Matt’s Brit Awards memory

15:00 Comedian lawyers & ‘90s nostalgia

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The Perfect Unplugged Vacation

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg dream up their ultimate unplugged vacation — one that’s equal parts mountain spa, lakeside reading nook, and zero beach sand.

What You’ll Hear:

First-Class Fantasies: From fake airline upgrades to the ethics of taking a cash bribe to give up your seat, Sophia and Matt share their funniest travel theories.

The Unplugged Itinerary: Together they plan a dream getaway that’s cozy, quiet, and gloriously screen-free — part spa, part cabin, all calm.

Chill vs. Thrill: Beach or lake? Solo or with friends? Party trip or peaceful retreat? The pair design a vacation that’s just the right amount of doing nothing.

CHAPTERS

00:00 First-class dreams & travel scams

02:30 When would you give up your seat?

04:30 Building the perfect unplugged vacation

07:00 Beach vs. lake: the cozy divide

09:00 Dreaming of the Alps

11:00 Solo trip or friend trip?

13:00 Vacationing without guilt

15:00 Goodnight from Zelle am See

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They Bet on Black: The Story of the Gambling Nuns w/ Deanna Ortiz

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker welcomes comedian Deanna Ortiz back to the pillow fort for another edition of “Crime for Bed.”

What You’ll Hear:

The Gambling Nuns – Sister Mary Margaret and Sister Lana’s Vegas double life.

Twenty Years of Embezzlement – How $800,000 vanished from a Catholic school.

The Fall & the Fallout – Parents, audits, and an 80-year-old nun facing prison.

⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & tea talk

01:36 The “crime for bed” story begins

03:00 Meet Sister Mary Margaret

06:00 Enter Sister Lana: Vegas roommate & co-conspirator

08:00 Retirement plans trigger an audit

09:30 The $800,000 revelation

12:30 An 80-year-old nun sentenced

14:00 Vegas friendship, double lives & TV show potential

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Bring Back TV Theme Songs!

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton air some nighttime grievances — from missing TV theme songs to buses that never, ever arrive on time.

What You’ll Hear:

This Is 40 (Almost): Jacquis returns to basketball and baseball after a short break, and his body promptly reminds him of his age — with love and soreness.

Bring Back the Theme Song: A heartfelt ode to the lost art of TV intros, from Fresh Prince to Full House to the surprising triumph of White Lotus.

The Bus Betrayal: Sophia vents about New York transit delays, confusing text codes, and her dream of swapping the MTA for a moped in Japan.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Sleepytime tea & life updates

01:30 If your week were a book…

02:00 Jacquis’ “This Is 40” weekend

04:30 Sophia’s Vermont escape plan

07:00 The state-count challenge

08:00 Grievances begin: missing TV theme songs

11:00 “Don’t skip the intro!” and other rallying cries

14:00 Sophia vs. the Brooklyn bus system

17:30 Transit envy and Tokyo perfection

19:00 The moped solution

20:00 Goodnight and good grievances

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Should I Charge My Ex for His Concert Ticket? w/ Listener Maddie

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal open the Nightly Hotline to help Maddie from Los Angeles navigate post-breakup concert ticket drama (and maybe get a little petty).

What You’ll Hear:

Hotline Open: Maddie calls in with a question that’s equal parts financial and emotional — should she charge her ex for the concert ticket she bought before the breakup?

Petty or Peaceful?: Kristen and Jacquis offer two sides of the pillow: send the Venmo request for closure, or just move on and make the night your own.

Would You Rather: Concert Edition: The trio debates front-row Axe Body Spray versus back-row bad sound — and invents a new use for Tiger Balm along the way.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Radio voices & ego talk

02:30 Meet Maddie from L.A.

03:30 The concert ticket conundrum

06:00 Jaquis’ Beyoncé ticket confession

08:30 Kristen’s “burn it down” breakup philosophy

10:00 Advice for closure (and crushes)

14:00 Maddie’s post-advice clarity

15:50 “Petty as hell,” but fair

16:30 Would You Rather: concert edition

18:40 Axe Body Spray vs. Beyoncé

19:50 Nightly sign-off & hotline invite

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Taylor & Travis: An American Royal Wedding

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Step into Kristen’s Corner with Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman, where the pillow fort turns into a royal court.

What You’ll Hear:

America’s Royal Couple 101 – How Taylor & Travis became tabloid staples with staying power.

More Than PR – From charity work to speaking out, why their influence goes beyond image.

Swift-onomics – How the Eras Tour boosted economies like a royal wedding.

Royal Ties – From homecoming king-and-queen vibes to actual royal bloodlines.

⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 Zoe Kravitz’s dating history check-in

01:10 Kristen’s Corner: Taylor & Travis 101

03:00 Tabloid stamina & scrutiny parallels

06:30 Born into fame vs. earning it

09:00 Swift-onomics & Eras Tour economic impact

11:00 Why they break the fame “rules”

12:00 Homecoming royalty aesthetic

13:30 Fantasies, PR, and real romance

18:30 Royal bloodlines revealed

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He Broke Up Over Fried Chicken w/ Listener Nora

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal welcome Nora from Chicago into the pillow fort to unpack her viral “fried chicken breakup” — and the strange new world of AI-generated texts and post-long-term-relationship dating.

What You’ll Hear

The Fried Chicken Breakup: Nora recounts how a playful text about Hatch’s fried chicken audio turned into a ChatGPT breakup message — and the internet went wild.

Text or Talk?: KP and Jacquis debate when a breakup deserves a call, and share their own texting fumbles (including one too-polite follow-up gone ghosted).

Kiss, Marry, Kill: Fast Food Edition: Colonel Sanders, the Taco Bell dog, Chuck E. Cheese, and a few surprise mascots face judgment — plus, KP introduces her “Hatch sound” dating litmus test.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy intros & “nothing’s due tomorrow”

01:00 Meet Nora and the fried chicken breakup

03:30 When is a text breakup too casual?

05:00 The ChatGPT breakup reveal

07:00 KP’s own texting oops

09:00 Dating again after a long relationship

11:30 The Hatch sound compatibility test

13:00 Kiss, Marry, Kill: Fast food mascots

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The Swedish Sleep Revelation w/ Shelby Wolstein

Sun, 21 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman welcome comedian and self-proclaimed cozy queen Shelby Wolstein into the pillow fort for a spirited debate on duvets, quilts, and the Swedish sleep method.

What You’ll Hear

The Cozy Code: Shelby reveals her full-time commitment to comfort — from projector screens in every room to her horizontal lifestyle philosophy.

Santa, Why?: The trio compares childhood Santa confusion stories (including Josh’s theory that being “irrelevant” hurts more than being naughty).

Kiss, Marry, Kill: Blanket Edition: Duvet, quilt, or weighted blanket? Is comfort a moral question? Plus, KP pitches the Swedish sleeping technique and Josh confesses a towel-related injury.

CHAPTERS

00:00 “Fall into bed” season begins

01:00 Meet cozy guest Shelby Wolstein

03:30 Projectors, Elf, and the teacher who taught through Will Ferrell

07:00 Kiss, Marry, Kill: Blanket edition

09:30 The top sheet debate

10:30 The Swedish sleeping technique revelation

14:30 Weighted blanket woes

19:00 Josh’s romantic ode to the duvet

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Trying to Remember The Lion King (Kind Of)

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton try to remember the plot of The Lion King—with wildly mixed results.

What You'll Hear:

Do You Remember?: Sophia attempts to reconstruct the plot of The Lion King from memory, while Josh gently fills in the blanks (and corrects some truly ambitious guesses).

Hakuna Matata (Kind Of): Along the way, they discuss live-action lions, dad catchphrases, and why every childhood movie memory feels like a dream you only half recall.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Good evening & dad-isms

02:30 “Do You Remember?” game begins

05:20 Sophia vs. The Lion King plot

10:30 Simba’s journey and misremembered details

15:00 Disney deep dive & forgotten favorites

18:20 Sleepy wrap-up

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Elf on the Shelf Ban + Easy Karaoke Hits

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman trade holiday secrets and karaoke wisdom in this cozy listener-advice special.

What You’ll Hear:

Traditions, Unwrapped: From blackout curtains to blackout window paint, the hosts get real about family rituals and the joy of making (and breaking) new ones.

Elf on the Shelf? Absolutely Not: KP and Josh draw a firm line on mischievous elves — and offer gentler, lower-stress holiday magic instead.

Beginner Karaoke Bangers: The duo shares their go-to songs for first-timers, plus the secret to picking a crowd-pleaser you can actually sing.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy catch-up & curtain talk

03:40 Listener Q: Starting new family traditions

10:03 The Elf on the Shelf debate

12:00 Listener Q: Best beginner karaoke songs

19:40 Lying (not naked) on the floor

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NYC’s Bougiest Grocery + Reality TV Chaos

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton scroll through the internet’s coziest corners.

What You'll Hear:

Listener Love: Josh and Sophia remind Nightly fans that they want to hear your questions and goodnight messages—because communication is a two-way street, even at bedtime.

Home Sweet Nest: Sophia shares her nesting adventures and the fine line between “adult décor” and “sensual tapestry bedroom guy.

”Scroll for You: Sophia leads Josh down a TikTok rabbit hole about an ultra-luxury grocery store in Tribeca, and the two marvel at what happens when billionaires try to sell $30 smoothies.

Reality Check: The pair unpack the new Vanderpump Rules cast and debate whether lightning (and cocktail-fueled chaos) can strike twice.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Hellos & housekeeping

02:00 Nesting and decorating woes

06:30 Scroll for You: Meadow Lane and the luxe grocery saga

14:05 Vanderpump Rules gets a reboot

19:40 Goodnights from Josh & Sophia

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The Worst (Best?) Inventions Ever w/ Peyton Dix

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a full house in the pillow fort, joined by writer and comedian Peyton Dix for a night of cozy chaos and wild inventions.

What You’ll Hear:

Sleepover Revival: The trio mourns the loss of adult sleepovers and debate the merits of firm mattresses, floor mats, and sleeping “like a mummy.”

Bad Business Bonanza: Everyone takes turns pitching half-baked business ideas — from social apps and self-driving bathroom chairs to a competition for who can stay offline the longest.

A Goodnight for the Ages: Peyton signs off with a heartfelt tribute to the one and only Vin Diesel.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Sleepovers, grown-up edition

03:00 Mattress preferences & bedtime routines

04:30 Back-sleeping hacks and body pillows

07:00 Half-baked business ideas

08:40 Sophia’s social-nightlife app

13:00 Jacquis’s “lazy man’s bathroom chair”

15:30 Peyton’s competitive off-screen app

17:40 Combining the chaos

19:30 Peyton’s goodnight to Vin Diesel

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The Wildest Soap Opera Plot Twists Ever w/ Ira Madison III

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg stay up late with writer and cultural critic Ira Madison III for a dreamy deep dive into soap operas and the fine art of an afternoon nap.

What You’ll Hear:

From “The Floor” to the Pillow: Ira shares behind-the-scenes stories from his stint on the trivia show The Floor, and why losing on TV was still a win.

Naps, Novels, and Nightcaps: The trio trade cozy talk about their favorite ways to unwind — from post-lunch naps to baseball-game snoozes.

Soaps and Scandals: A gleeful rundown of the wildest soap opera plots ever aired — from secret twins to towns rebuilt on mysterious islands.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

01:00 Ira joins from The Floor

04:30 Talking sleep and the joy of naps

09:00 Soap opera nostalgia begins

13:30 The wild world of Days of Our Lives

20:00 The twin twist of General Hospital

23:10 The island of New Salem

24:00 Goodnights and sweet dreams

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Goodnight, Mouth Guard + LeVar Burton Dreams w/ Moshe Kasher

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome comedian Moshe Kasher for an episode full of bedtime grievances, bad furniture, and deep love for Star Trek: The Next Generation.

What You’ll Hear:

Beam Me to Bedtime: Moshe reveals his sleep routine, complete with nightly comfort from LeVar Burton and the utopian calm of ‘90s-era Star Trek.

Mouth Guards & Mini Skirts: The hosts trade sleep complaints and solutions, from jaw pain and pillow quests to the eternal struggle of sitting comfortably on a bench seat. No Microwave, No Mercy: KP confesses her tiny-kitchen rebellion, sparking a spirited debate about countertop appliances, air fryer propaganda, and what your microwave says about your soul.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Introductions & bedtime talk

01:00 Star Trek as comfort TV

05:00 Mouth guards and nightly routines

09:00 Pillow preferences and sleep positions

11:40 Kristen’s grievance: bench seating

17:00 KP’s grievance: the appliance dilemma

21:00 Microwaves, matcha energy & air fryer truth

22:30 Moshe’s world tour & bedtime goodnight to LeVar Burton

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Selena Gomez in My Dreams + Embarrassing Spotify Wrapped

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer unwrap their Spotify Wrapped — and their subconscious minds.

What You'll Hear:

Wrapped & Revealed: Sophia confronts the hard truth of her “listening age” (74!) and Kristen reflects on a year of Minnesota mentions. Turns out, our hosts have their own Hatch Wrapped surprises too.

Dreams Decoded: Kristen dreams of a mystery celebrity who might just be her inner star, while Sophia falls for Selena Gomez in a Sprinter van romance for the ages.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Greetings & Spotify Wrapped confessions

05:00 Hatch Wrapped: Cats, Minnesota, and midwestern pride

08:00 Dream interpretation begins13:00 Kristen’s mystery celebrity

14:50 Sophia’s Selena Gomez love story20:30 Nightly goodnights

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All Horses Share a Birthday

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman trade sleepy animal facts and royal trivia.

What You'll Hear:

Birthday Blues: Josh reveals that all racehorses share the same birthday—and Kristen connects the dots to royal “official” birthdays (plus, who in the monarchy would win a dance-off).

Egg-laying Oddballs: From platypuses to echidnas, they marvel at the rare mammals that lay eggs—and how Australia seems to collect them all.

Planet of the Animals: The two ponder evolution, flightless parrots, and what animals must think of us hairless, oddly-dressed humans.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Greetings & sleepy energy

02:00 The horse birthday conspiracy

04:00 Royal birthdays & dance-offs

08:00 Egg-laying mammals

12:00 Australia vs. New Zealand: survival edition

15:00 Flightless parrots & other curiosities

18:00 Wondering what animals think of us

19:30 Winding down for dreamtime

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Jen Shah’s Million-Dollar “Shah-Let”

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg welcome comedian Deanna Ortiz (host of Hatch’s Crime For Bed podcast) for a true-crime bedtime story ripped from reality TV headlines.

What You’ll Hear

Spam Calls & Scams: With Jen Shah freshly released from prison, Deanna walks KP and Matt through the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star’s infamous telemarketing scheme — and how a life of luxury unraveled on camera.

The Rise & Fall of a Housewife: From the “Shah Chalet” to a nationwide fraud operation, the trio traces the line between fame, illusion, and accountability.

Reality Bites Back: KP, Matt, and Deanna ask what redemption looks like for a housewife turned headline — and whether fame will come calling again.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & spam call confessions

02:30 Introducing the case of Jen Shah

05:00 The Shah Chalet and the question of money

08:00 The on-camera arrest

10:40 How the telemarketing scheme worked

13:00 The guilty plea and fake luxury life

17:00 Prison time and early release

19:00 Can a housewife be redeemed?

22:00 Fame, forgiveness & bedtime reflections

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Giving Gordo w/ Joel Kim Booster

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a slumber party with Joel Kim Booster.

Spotify Wrapped & Sleep Trapped: Joel reveals his top artists (and what activity they soundtrack), plus how his new sleep apnea diagnosis is changing his life.

Festive Film Debate: The trio decides whether they’d rather star in a Hallmark romance or a Christmas action flick— there are strong opinions when iconography is on the line.

Rom-Com Realities: From enemies-to-lovers arcs to messy love triangles, the group sorts through the tropes that keep us up at night.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Slumber party begins

03:50 Joel’s Spotify Wrapped & sleep apnea confession

06:40 Would You Rather: Hallmark or Christmas action movie?

10:30 Enemies to lovers vs. messy love triangle13:50 Lizzie McGuire fashion face-off

18:00 Joel’s cozy goodnight scene

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Shoe Dilemmas & Jetsons vs. Flintstones

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal debate the dreamiest worlds—cartoon or sci-fi.

What You'll Hear:

Rewatch Report: KP’s deep in a 30 Rock rewatch, while Jacquis recalls his love for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Sci-Fi Real Talk: From Minority Report tech nightmares to Men in Black memory wipes, they imagine which fictional futures they could actually survive.

Would You Rather?: The duo tackles squeaky shoes versus shoelace sabotage before choosing between life in The Jetsons’ sky-high city or The Flintstones’ rock-solid community.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Pop culture check-in

2:30 Rock & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

04:00 Sci-fi worlds & future fears

08:45 Would You Rather: squeaky vs. slippery shoes

14:30 Jetsons or Flintstones?

20:30 Bedrock, goodbyes & bedtime

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Dollywood or Bust!

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal plan a dream theme park getaway.

What You'll Hear:

Pets vs. Pillow Space: Kristen confesses to being pet-free, while Jacquis lays down his law—love the animals, but not in his bed.

Destination Dollywood: From Disney parks to Six Flags, Jacquis has done it all—but his dream vacation leads straight to Dolly Parton’s Smoky Mountain wonderland.

Rides, Rhinestones & Rest: The two imagine rollercoasters, log cabins, sequined jackets, and Dolly tunes on repeat—all before turning in for a well-earned sleep.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Pet priorities

02:40 Dream vacation: theme parks

05:30 Jacquis’s dream destination revealed

06:45 Kristen’s Dollywood honeymoon stories

10:00 The Dollywood difference

13:00 Planning the perfect stay

16:15 Theme park fashion and Dolly merch

20:00 Getting there: fly or drive?

22:05 Winding down in dreamland

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More Wicked, Bridget Jones & Vulfpeck

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton compare notes on pop culture, pizza nights, and nostalgia.

What You'll Hear:

Movie Nights & Memories: Sophia revisits Wicked (part two, less magical), while Matt celebrates ten years of love with pizza, Russell Crowe, and a surprisingly great cinema deal.

Across the Pond Pop Talk: From British rom-coms to Jimmy Fallon’s Scottish adventure, they swap cultural curiosities and friendly skepticism.

Soundtrack of Seventeen: The two reflect on the music that shaped them—LCD Soundsystem, Vulfpeck, and why 17 might be everyone’s golden year.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Pop culture check-in

02:00 Sophia’s Wicked review

03:00 Matt’s pizza-and-cinema anniversary

06:00 Touring, corn exchanges, and comedy life

09:00 Jimmy Fallon in Scotland

11:30 Bridget Jones & early-2000s nostalgia

15:00 The science of favorite music

17:30 Replaying teenage playlists

19:00 Bands that still sound fresh

20:30 Turning in with Vulfpeck

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Class Liars, Wicked & Candlelight

Sun, 07 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap schoolyard stories, time-travel hypotheticals, and gratitude in this cozy, candlelit episode.

What You’ll Hear:

The School Liar: From fake FUBU jerseys to celebrity dads in Oregon, the hosts revisit the harmless fibs and funny fabrications of childhood.

Do-Overs & What-Ifs: A reflective chat about the tricky temptation of getting a second chance.

Airing of Gratitudes: Jacquis gives thanks for a renewed love of movie musicals, while Sophia honors the simple glow of candles and the calm they bring to any night.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & goodnight messages

01:00 School liars & harmless fibs

04:30 Childhood lies and cool-kid logic

06:20 The “back to age 10” thought experiment

07:40 Memory, regret & Eternal Sunshine wisdom

09:10 Airing of Gratitudes: Broadway’s revival of joy

15:20 Candles, scents & cozy rituals

18:30 Flickering lights and bedtime goodnights

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VHS Nostalgia & Queen of TV Betty White

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton revisit the magic of slumber parties—and celebrate TV’s eternal queen.

What You’ll Hear

Sleepover stories: Kristen and Sophia trade childhood memories of VHS tapes, Disney classics, and all-night living-room hangouts.

Kristen’s Corner—Betty White edition: A cozy deep dive into the life and legacy of the original First Lady of Television—from The Mary Tyler Moore Show to The Golden Girls.

Golden dreams: What Betty’s love story, career, and sunny outlook can teach us about friendship, joy, and aging boldly.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Slumber party nostalgia

03:00 Kristen’s Corner: Betty White begins

07:00 From game shows to The Golden Girls

12:00 A love story for the ages

17:00 Lessons from Betty White & winding down

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Kim Kardashian, Lily Allen & the Library

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker trade cozy chaos for pop culture analysis, diving into bad TV, good albums, and the joy of LA traffic.

What You’ll Hear

Jolly Good Vibes: KP reports back from a week of board games, dog kisses, and library errands, while Josh recounts a night at Natalie Palamides’ surreal one-woman show. All’s Fair (in Camp and Court): KP gives a full review of Ryan Murphy’s new legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and why even camp can’t save something this boring.

West End Girl: Josh and KP unpack Lily Allen’s unexpected comeback album, its storytelling power, and the thrill of an artist rediscovering her sound after years away.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Greetings & jolly moods

02:00 Traffic therapy & live shows

04:00 Cozy nights & library joy

05:00 KP investigates All’s Fair

09:00 Kim K’s acting debut & courtroom couture

13:00 Camp, boredom & Jessica Simpson’s prosthetics

15:00 Josh’s pick: Lily Allen’s West End Girl

17:00 Narrative albums & comeback energy

19:00 Closing thoughts & cutout pajamas

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The Santa Clause 3: A Modern Classic

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal swap bedtime confessions and movie memories.

What You'll Hear:

Snore Patrol: The hosts debate whether snoring is secretly soothing — and if grandpa’s house sounds should be the next Hatch sleep track.

Sheet Dreams: KP admits it’s time for new bedding, while Jacquis makes a case for the humble top sheet (and the two-blanket lifestyle).

Do You Remember?: A cozy recap of The Santa Clause 3, complete with Martin Short’s icy mischief, snow globe loopholes, and holiday nostalgia.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy greetings & snore talk

02:00 Sheet chat & sleep setup

04:00 “Do You Remember?” — The Santa Clause 3 retelling

16:40 Winding down to dreamland

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Game Shows & Robert De Niro Movies

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal test their pop culture recall—game show style.

What You'll Hear:

Pop Culture Pop Quiz: Kristen and Jacquis swap stories about their favorite trivia nights, game show appearances, and why “Pop Culture Jeopardy” might be their true calling.

Movie Memory Match: The duo dives into a round of Movie Memory, naming as many Robert De Niro films as they can—from Goodfellas to Meet the Parents—and marveling at how deep the De Niro catalog really goes.

The De Niro Deep Cuts: From Showtime to Dirty Grandpa, the hosts rediscover the actor’s quirkiest roles and debate whether The Irishman’s digital de-aging was a cinematic marvel or a bedtime story gone uncanny.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Game show dreams and trivia talk

04:00 Movie Memory begins: The De Niro edition

10:20 The Irishman debate

14:50 Forgotten classics & surprise deep cuts

19:00 Wind down & good nights

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The Cat in The Hat & Other Jilted Lovers

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman host a literary slumber party for the ages.

What You'll Hear

Guest List Goals: Kristen and Josh imagine which book characters they’d invite to their dream pillow fort—complete with chaos, cat hats, and a few smoldering grudges.

Reading Between the Lines: Kristen leans into the dramatic with Miss Havisham and Gatsby himself, while Josh brings along Jordan Baker and a Harlem furniture man with a secret.

Bookish Bedlam: From barbershop talk to Brontë backstories, the hosts mix mindful rest with mischievous imagination.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Henna rinses & barbershop calm

03:00 Spa days & self-care honesty

05:00 The Guest List: book characters edition

07:00 The Cat in the Hat crashes the fort

08:00 Miss Havisham brings the drama

11:00 Gatsby and Jordan join the party

15:30 Harlem heists & bedtime gossip

19:00 A gothic twist with Bertha Mason

21:00 Pillow-fort reflections & goodnight

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Stranger Empathy & Sticker Jealousy

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman trade office gossip, trolley rage, and sticker envy in a night of good-natured grievances.

What You’ll Hear

Office Life, Lightly: Matt sets up his new workspace and confesses that “research” mostly involves Oasis documentaries and doodling.

Halloween Mix-Ups: Josh and his wife go as the Gallagher brothers—only to be mistaken for Run-DMC—and redeem the night with a tracksuit-themed karaoke marathon. Cart Crimes: Matt vents about people who leave shopping carts loose in parking lots, and together the hosts uncover a “study” proving they’re society’s unsung heroes. Sticker Shock: Josh laments missing out on limited-edition early voting “I Voted” stickers.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & office confessions

02:30 Halloween costumes & karaoke

05:20 Petty grievance: the abandoned shopping cart

08:40 Psychology of trolley justice

11:00 Doing small good deeds (and never cashing them in)

13:40 Josh’s grievance: voting sticker envy

17:00 Civic pride, convenience, and sticker economics

19:00 Bedtime reflections & empathy for strangers

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Leighton Meester, Ziwe & Sandy Cohen

Sun, 30 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton, Jacquis Neal, and Kristen Meinzer build a pillow fort worthy of pop-culture dreams.

Scroll for You: Sophia takes everyone down a cozy TikTok rabbit hole—from DIY “pillow nests” to Mariah Carey’s wrinkle-free sleep hacks.

The verdict: fun, yes; scientifically sound, maybe not.

Catching Z’s with the Stars: The trio revisits Ziwe’s interview with New York’s most club-hopping mayor, Eric Adams, and unpacks why confidence isn’t always a virtue.

The OC Effect: Nostalgia reigns as they relive the glory (and chaos) of The O.C., Leighton Meester’s comeback, and the underrated perfection of Sandy Cohen.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Pillow forts & childhood sleepover confessions

04:00 TikTok pillow nests & Mariah Carey’s bedtime science

07:00 Weighted blanket woes and sleepy gear talk

10:00 Ziwe interviews Mayor Eric Adams

14:30 Leighton Meester, Gossip Girl, and The O.C. nostalgia

22:30 Wind-down & goodnight wishes

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Silly Fees, Rewards Points & Pepsi Jet

Sat, 29 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg swap rejection stories and reward points wisdom.

What You’ll Hear

Setbacks & small wins: Matt reflects on missing out on a big TV job—then landing a pie sponsorship instead. Josh shares how he handles professional letdowns (and why sometimes he just blames everyone else’s taste).

Broken boilers & bad flights: The hosts trade tales of household chaos, customer service headaches, and the eternal question—should you fix it now or hope it fixes itself?Points, pies & Pepsi jets: Loyalty programs take center stage as they discuss unspent rewards, supermarket schemes, and the infamous Pepsi Points private jet scandal.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Life updates & small victories

03:00 Handling rejection (and humanity’s bad taste)

06:00 Boilers, flights & the art of procrastination

09:00 Admin fees: the world’s most annoying tax

12:00 Reward points & reckless loyalty

15:00 The Pepsi jet saga

18:00 Could you just drive a private jet around?

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Pilot Matt & The Voynich Manuscript

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Matt Bragg trade sleep tips, ancient mysteries, and mid-air confidence.

What You’ll Hear

Cozy Confessions: KP’s sleep posture rebellion meets Matt’s electric-blanket enlightenment.

The Voynich Vortex: A centuries-old manuscript that makes zero sense—but somehow still begs for a tattoo.

Pilot Dreams: Matt’s convinced he could land a plane (with autopilot, obviously), while KP wonders what else we could all be talked through with enough confidence and a headset.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy greetings & listener sleep tips

02:00 Heated blankets & pat-tested coziness

05:00 The art of sleeping on your back (or trying to)

06:00 The Voynich Manuscript mystery unfolds

15:30 KP’s ancient obsession meets Matt’s new theory

16:00 Matt’s confident flight plan

18:00 Could you be talked through surgery?

20:00 Goodnights & grounded dreams

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Boneless Couches & Balletcore

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap moving-day woes, design dilemmas, and the week’s trend forecast.

What You’ll Hear

Couch Conundrums: Sophia’s on the hunt for the perfect sofa.Snooze or Choose: The duo plays a cozy round of trend talk, tackling Balletcore, boneless couches, and secondhand style.

Soft Landings: From furniture with no bones to fashion with plenty of flair, Jacquis and Sophia find comfort (and comedy) in the details.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Moving news & the great couch debate

03:00 Secondhand vs. brand new

06:00 Snooze or Choose begins: Balletcore edition

11:00 Boneless couches: genius or beanbag in disguise?

16:00 Thrifting, tailoring, and timeless clothes

19:00 Goodnights & gentle sign-offs

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New Stranger Things & Shoe Updates

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal trade sneaker stories and TV takes.

What You’ll Hear:

Shoe Revival: KP updates Jacquis on her latest footwear rotation — from mesh Mary Janes to neon sneakers — and defends rescuing a once-doomed pair from the donation pile.

Streaming Strategies: The two unpack Netflix’s holiday release plan for Stranger Things season five, debating binge drops vs. weekly episodes and wondering if nostalgia alone can carry a nine-year-old show.

Growing Pains: From the kids of Hawkins to the cast of Euphoria, they ponder when actors age out of high school forever (and how Winona Ryder stays timeless).

CHAPTERS

00:00 New shoe check-in

06:30 Where not to buy sneakers

07:30 Stranger Things returns

13:40 The memory gap of long breaks

16:00 Grown-up “kids” on teen TV

18:00 Sleepy goodnights

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Little Women Takeover w/ Nicole Daniels

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Kristen Meinzer is joined by actress and writer Nicole Daniels. Together they put on their bonnets and obsess over Little Women.

What You’ll Hear

Prairie Hearts & Period Pieces: Kristen and Nicole bond over their shared love of corsets, candlelight, and historical cosplay (yes, Nicole even wore her Victorian dress while recording).

Little Women, Big Opinions: From Jo’s fire-tossed manuscript to Amy’s redemption arc, the pair unpack sisterly drama, Laurie’s questionable choices, and why Meg just doesn’t move the needle.

Spoon, Snore, or Shove on the Floor: A cozy twist on “Kiss, Marry, Kill” featuring Little Women suitors, Orchard House at Christmas, and the all-time icons of American Girl dollhood.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & bonnet talk

02:30 Nicole on narrating Hatch Classics Little Women

04:00 Sister rankings 09:00 Laurie, love, and literary grudges

10:10 Spoon, Snore, or Shove: the suitor edition

12:30 Orchard House vs. Walden Pond vs. NYC in the fall

16:00 American Girl showdown: Samantha, Felicity, Addie

19:20 Sweet dreams and sisterhood

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All Inclusive Resorts & Comedy Legends

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg build the ultimate snooze pack — one classic comedy at a time.

What You’ll Hear

Vacation Mode: The hosts dream up their ideal holidays, from all-inclusive resorts to the art of truly doing nothing (no small feat).

Comedy Comfort Films: A six-pack of laughs featuring Superbad, Coming to America, Airplane, Anchorman, Elf, and a Jim Carrey classic or two.

Laughter as Legacy: Why nostalgia makes comedies stick — and how quoting Anchorman might just be a universal love language.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Rest days and busy minds

02:00 The vacation paradox

05:10 Building the Snooze Pack: Comedy Edition

06:00 Superbad and high school nostalgia

09:00 Coming to America and the comedy crown

12:30 Airplane and the golden age of jokes

15:00 Anchorman and the birth of meme-speak

18:00 Elf and holiday humor that lasts

19:30 Jim Carrey’s 90s reign

21:00 Yes Man and saying yes to sleep

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DWTS, Convictions & Long Underwear

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton catch up on Dancing with the Stars and air some...gratitudes.

What You’ll Hear

The Great Andy Richter Debate: Sophia breaks down this season of Dancing With the Stars' surprise eliminations (and questionable fan votes) while KP investigates the mysterious legacy of Bobby Bones.

Dream Journals & Party Games: KP shares her nightly “creative downloads,” including a dream-born game called Convictions that just might be her next big hit.

Long Johns & Hospital Robes: Sophia gives a heartfelt ode to long underwear, while KP confesses her favorite robe was once… medical-grade.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Catching up on DWTS

04:38 A grateful goodbye to Andy Richter

05:00 KP’s productive dreams & new game “Convictions”

09:40 Sophia loves long johns, layering, and staying cozy

14:00 The thrifted hospital robe saga

17:40 100% cotton dreams and goodnights

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Tyra Banks, RHOSLC & Our Fall Attire

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman plan the ultimate slumber party—chaos and coziness included.

Sweater Weather Dreams: The hosts wax poetic about crisp days, cardigans, and the pure joy of autumn layering (before jackets ruin everything).

Fantasy Guest List: Each builds a dream slumber party guest list of TV personalities—complete with Miss Rachel, Tyra Banks, Orna from Couples Therapy, Questlove, Charles Barkley, and Lisa Barlow. It’s part therapy session, part fever dream.

Reality Check: From Survivor’s Jeff Probst to the beautiful absurdity of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Sophia and Josh unpack what makes good TV—and great party chemistry.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy weather check-in

02:00 Sweaters, jackets, and the fall fashion dilemma

04:00 The slumber party game begins

05:00 Questlove joins the guest list

07:30 Tyra Banks’ hot ice cream empire

09:45 Miss Rachel & the teacher’s night out energy

11:20 Orna vs. Tyra Banks

13:15 Charles Barkley, the Round Mound of Rebound

14:40 Lisa Barlow & Salt Lake City chaos

17:30 Housewives, self-awareness & reality TV magic

19:30 Sweet dreams of a chaotic slumber party

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Barrel Jeans, Beige & Color Analysis

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer rate trends from beige wardrobes to barrel pants.

Snooze or Choose: The hosts bring back their cozy game of cultural judgment—debating everything from cowboy-chic barrel pants to “Ralph Lauren Christmas” décor and the endless reign of beige.

Color Me Calm: KP rebels against color analysis charts, and Kristen shares wisdom from a surprisingly profound hardware-store paint mixer.

Big Hair Energy: From Texas hairspray habits to the perfect 70s shag, they celebrate the art (and comedy) of getting it wrong in style.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Dakota Johnson party report

03:00 Hair heights and 70s shag hopes

04:30 Snooze or Choose begins

05:00 Barrel pants: love or loathe

09:00 Ralph Lauren Christmas décor

12:45 The beige takeover

16:40 Color analysis debates

19:10 Hardware-store wisdom & closing thoughts

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Liters of Water & Love Island Folk Hero

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg play doctor, then play “Would You Rather.”

Cold Comforts: The hosts swap recovery rituals (from Bear Grylls–branded water filters to the miracle of simply going to bed on time) and marvel at the brief, god-like power of feeling well again.

Beauty vs. Brains: In a classic “Would You Rather,” Josh and Matt debate the merits of being a beautiful fool or an unattractive genius—and accidentally land on the perfect comedian origin story.

Love Island or Survivor?: One host dreams of alliances and Jeff Probst; the other envisions chaos, sunscreen, and a hero’s arc for the “rat boys.”

CHAPTERS

00:00 The joy of no longer being sick

02:30 DIY medicine & Bear Grylls’ Water 2

07:00 Would You Rather: beautiful vs. brilliant

14:00 The Rat Boy summer advantage

15:00 Survivor vs. Love Island

19:30 A toast to handsome geniuses everywhere

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Molly Rutter, Kim K. & Home Renos

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton clean out their closets—literally and emotionally.

Decluttered Dreams: KP shares the satisfaction of letting go (and the humiliation of a friend who only took one bandana). Sophia weighs in on the joy of donating and the agony of lugging bags to Buffalo Exchange.

Scroll 4 U: Sophia recaps her week online—from influencer apartment tours to a Reddit fry feud to Kim Kardashian’s charm offensive—and KP reacts with equal parts empathy and delight.

A Cozy Sign-Off: Between maximalist décor takes and quiet laughs about internet drama, the hosts find calm in cozy chaos.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Gorgeous evenings & early bedtimes

01:00 Closet clean-outs and clothing confessions

04:40 Scroll for You: Sophia’s internet finds

07:00 Molly Rutter’s moving saga

10:30 Maximalist décor and fruit stools

14:00 The Reddit fry fight

18:00 Kim Kardashian, Call Her Daddy, and closing thoughts

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Local Love & Holiday Decor

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 17:00:00 GMT

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal count their gratitudes and their dishes.

An Airing of Gratitudes: KP celebrates her new countertop dishwasher (and her cozy new neighborhood) while Jacquis reflects on LA’s surprisingly wholesome holiday spirit.

Neighborhood Magic: From midnight walks by the river to Burbank’s over-the-top Halloween scenes, the hosts swap stories of community, kindness, and festive front yards.

The Season of Light (and Inflatable Reindeer): KP and Jacquis share their favorite decorations, neighborly hopes, and sleepy joy for the season ahead.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy season check-in

03:00 The great dishwasher awakening

07:00 Knowing (or not knowing) your neighbors

10:00 Holiday décor gratitude

14:00 Halloween highlights in LA

17:00 Inflatable dreams & goodnights

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The Roanoke Colony & Plymouth Rock

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

KP and Josh spin up the time machine in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

They warm up with peak-snooze nostalgia—freshly washed sheets, cracked windows, and the childhood art of “pretend you’re asleep so you get carried in”—then glide into Drowsy History to unravel the mystery of the Roanoke (Lost) Colony. From 1585–1590 timelines and Algonquin encounters to the ominous tree carving “CROATOAN”, Dare Stones skepticism, choppy-seas delays, and why no single survivor’s account ever surfaced, it’s a cozy, curious wander through one of America’s favorite historical question marks.

What you’ll hear

Best sleep ever: fresh sheets, fall breeze, post–big project knockout
Roanoke 101 (sleepy edition): 1585 attempt flops, 1587 family colony (≈118 people), 1590 check-in = empty
The clues: the CROATOAN carving, rumored Dare Stones, and why “nobody wrote home” matters
Theories, gently debated: joined local tribes, lost at sea, or starved out when farming failed
Why it still haunts us: distance, weather windows, and three-year “be right back”s that weren’t

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Gilmore Girls, Soap Operas & Insecure

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Jacquis and Sophia build a comfort-TV Snooze Pack in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

A whisper-soft open (perfect temp, perfectly quiet) sparks big questions: does a tree make a sound if no one hears it, and would teleportation rebuild you as… not you? Then they switch to pure coziness with a “Snooze Pack” draft of six comfort shows. Sophia locks in Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure (Team Lawrence discourse!), and Gilmore Girls; Jacquis counters with Martin, General Hospital, and all-time cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, early SpongeBob). Along the way: why comedies need a season to find their groove, how soaps become lifelong companions, and why rewatching favorites soothes an anxious mind.

What you’ll hear

Philosophy at pillow-volume: tree-in-the-forest & the teleportation identity puzzle
Snooze Pack draft (3×3):
Sophia — Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure, Gilmore Girls
Jacquis — Martin, General Hospital, classic cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, SpongeBob S1–3)
TV comfort science: first-season jitters, “TV as medicine,” and rewatch brain-calm
Insecure chat: messy hearts, growth arcs, and the eternal Team Issa vs. Team Lawrence
Soap comfort: decades-long storylines, legacy characters, and why daily TV hits different

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Sports Scams & Lots of Home Runs

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Jacquis and Matt time-travel the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Dark-at-5 debates turn into a cozy crusade against daylight saving time (pets and kids do not “gain” an hour), then the Pop Culture Time Machine fires up: Jacquis relives the electric 1998 MLB home-run chase—Chicago in full fever, Sammy’s 20-dinger June, McGwire hitting 70, why the “steroids era” made baseball must-see—while Matt tells the legendary tale of a would-be Premier League striker who talked his way onto the pitch for one surreal cameo. They wrap by admitting the only records they’re breaking tonight are in Dreamland.

What you’ll hear

Cozy vs. clock: early sunsets, DST gripes, and why 4:15 p.m. darkness feels criminal
Summer ’98, turn it up: Sosa’s June explosion, McGwire’s 70, baseball reborn
Rivals & revival: Cubs–Cards drama, Bulls dynasty hangover, a city switching sports
Football folk tale: the chancer who blagged a top-flight debut (and got subbed off)
Bedtime button: if we can’t fix the clocks, we can at least dream big

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Beach or Igloo with Gianmarco Soresi

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Jacquis and Sophia dim the lights in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

An ode to the Irish exit (bed by 11:30, no goodbyes) turns into a sleepy-time summit with comedian Gianmarco Soresi—insomnia, night terrors, doom-scrolling, and the mysterious power that knocks you out at Broadway prices. They trade survival tactics (espresso IVs for Act I, alarm-clock etiquette for couples, neighbor diplomacy letters) before a cozy round of “Would You Rather”: beach nap vs. igloo snooze, and bedroom fireplace vs. clawfoot tub at the foot of the bed. Gianmarco closes with a plug for his hour Thief of Joy (free on YouTube) and his podcast The Downside.

What you’ll hear

Irish exit supremacy: why leaving before 11 is self-care
Sleep confessions: insomnia, night terrors, and why theaters = instant naps
Alarm etiquette: snoozers vs. civilians, New York neighbor diplomacy, “I just got my son to sleep” method acting
Creative noise: hotel-room vocal warmups, dance parties, and apology notes that overshare
Would You Rather (sleep edition): beach vs. igloo; fireplace glow vs. tub-side slumber
Plug corner: Gianmarco Soresi’s Thief of Joy (YouTube) + The Downside podcast

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GBBO & Idiot Sandwiches

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

KP and Sophia go full thrift-core in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

A cozy catch-up turns retail feral: KP braves a 25-minute thrift trek for $5 padded folding chairs and begins manifesting a ceramic pour-over, while Sophia’s life is forever changed by perfect sweat shorts. They crown ugly-cute loungewear king (Terry cloth romper supremacy), then play a spicy Would You Rather—spoilers vs. never finishing books (team spoilers) and Bake Off with no skills vs. Drag Race without drag (gentle judges > brutal runway). Cue a TV detour: converting KP’s anti-spoiler mom, Yellowjackets patience, Law & Order comfort, the glorious chaos of 9-1-1 (bee tornado episode!), and a Bake Off/Hell’s Kitchen culture whiplash—technical challenges, birthday caterpillars, and Gordon Ramsay’s “idiot sandwich” era vs. sweet MasterChef Junior dad-mode. They close on talent-show lore—Benson Boone’s “top-24 then dip” and why Susan Boyle was always just a normal person with a great voice.

What you’ll hear

Thrift math: $5 vs. $25 folding chairs, Facebook Marketplace reality checks
Caffeine quests: ceramic pour-over only—plastic need not apply
Comfy-core canon: sweat shorts, terry rompers, ugly things that heal the soul
Spoiler ethics: journey > twist; finishing books matters
Showdowns: Great British Bake Off (technical terror, birthday caterpillars) vs. Drag Race (runway peril)
Kitchen TV vibes: Ramsay’s duality—Hell’s Kitchen bark, MasterChef Junior heart
Reality royalty: Chopped hometown hero, American Idol amnesia, Benson Boone lore, and a Susan Boyle sanity check

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Library Fun & Greek Myth Remixes

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:54:15 GMT

KP and Sophia crack open the “Nightly Book Club” in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly, serving a cozy, chaotic mix of library love, literary hot takes, and late-night recs that’ll wreck your TBR in the best way.

Fresh off a big move, KP’s exploring her local branches like a social butterfly with a library card—crashing creative writing circles, photo meetups, and an unexpected kids’ chess class—while Sophia makes the case that libraries are the ultimate urban hangouts (free events, free tools, and yes, public sewing machines!). From there, it’s a caffeinated, candlelit chat that jumps between dystopia, memoir, and myth. Sophia evangelizes I Who Have Never Known Men and the haunting internet spirals it triggered, while KP defends Frankenstein’s eternal relevance and admits her new obsession with nonfiction. The duo swap favorite authors (Octavia Butler, Ursula K. Le Guin, Emily Henry), roast the “too many POVs” problem, and debate when a Greek myth retelling becomes just… fanfic with laurels. Equal parts syllabus and sleepover, it’s a love letter to reading, rewriting, and the library card that still does the most.

What you’ll hear:

Library hacks: Free events, maker spaces, and surviving a kids-only chess class
Book rec lightning round:
I Who Have Never Known Men, The Fruit of the Dead, Sea of Tranquility, The Glass Hotel
The Center Cannot Hold, Frankenstein, Dante’s Inferno (on deck)
Genre buffet: Spec fic, sci-fi, myth retellings, and “romance without the smut”
Structure therapy: POV overload, disorienting time jumps, and too many guys named Jon
Snackable reads: The Compound (Love Island meets The Hunger Games) + KP’s eternal Frankenstein plug

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100 Days of Christmas & Boxing Day Fun

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:51:40 GMT

Kristen and Jacquis snuggle into the Pillow Fort on The Nightly for a full-on holiday immersion — part cozy confessional, part cinematic celebration, part heartfelt pep talk for anyone who’s ever felt lonely during the holidays. From childhood schemes to peek at presents to grown-up rituals of kindness and connection, they unwrap what Christmas really means: warmth, humor, and small sparks of magic that don’t require perfection.

Kristen embraces her self-proclaimed “Christmas mania” with 100 days of holiday films, Brooklyn tree-naming traditions, and the legendary “Box of Crap™” exchange with her sister. Jacquis brings the laughs and the grounding—remembering white artificial trees, Home Alone 2 supremacy, and the joy of giving back. Together, they swap stories, sing praises to The Muppet Christmas Carol, and remind listeners that the holidays are better when you let them be human, messy, and kind.

What you’ll hear:

Santa, but make it kind: Rethinking “naughty vs. nice” with empathy and humor
Childhood capers: Tiny Jacquis’ legendary present-peeking fail
The Christmas canon: Kristen’s classics (Shop Around the Corner, It’s a Wonderful Life), guilty pleasures, and A Diva’s Christmas Carol
Deck the halls: Real trees, white trees, and the Brooklyn naming ritual
Giving back: From “elf” volunteering to USPS Operation Santa
The Box of Crap™ & Boxing Day party: Unwrapping joy without the pressure
Big feelings: When holidays feel heavy — why movies, mimosas, and second chances help

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Backyard Spas & Cheeky Ghosts

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:46:09 GMT

Kristen & Matt get cozy-season core on The Nightly — slacks, spas, and spooky décor included.

A full fall sampler: Kristen crowns Matt the king of comfy as he discovers the magic of “slacks” (smart joggers in disguise), while she leans into soft living with art days at The Frick, seven Broadway tears during Maybe Happy Ending, and a bird-watching walk for balance. The pair trade spa stories—from Kristen’s hidden neighborhood oasis (hot tub, sauna, steam, cold plunge) to Matt’s homegrown whiskey-barrel plunge that’s now… a planter. Karaoke night segues into a dream sequence: Liam Gallagher guiding Kristen through a cave obstacle course, ending in hugs and selfies.

Then it’s cozy-culture critique and Halloween mania: Matt’s seven-show weekend, PSL ambivalence (“love fall, hate being marketed into it”), and the UK’s commitment to Halloween maximalism—LED ghosts, toppled gravestones, and cats with destructive tendencies. Pumpkins are planned, but not too early—nobody wants a repeat of last year’s pre-Halloween collapse.

What you’ll hear:

Style forecast: The rise of unisex cozy-core and the case for elastic waistbands
Cultural staycations: Frick Collection glam, Maybe Happy Ending tears, and bird-watching zen
Spa vibes: Hidden backyard wellness havens and DIY cold plunges gone green
Dreams & divas: Karaoke triumphs, Liam Gallagher cameos, and the surreal power of sleep
Autumn rituals: Fall fashion, pumpkin pacing, and the Addams Family vs. Hostel aesthetic debate

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Drowsy History & Medieval Times

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:43:08 GMT

KP and Matt hoist the colors in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly

From mead-soaked jousts at Medieval Times (where the Yellow Knight wins hearts but not battles) to cannon-blasting pirate dinner theater, KP and Matt embark on a high-seas history hang that drifts delightfully into Drowsy History. They retell the Battle of Trafalgar with just the right mix of real tactics and bedtime goofiness—Nelson’s perpendicular “break the line” gambit, HMS Victory’s glory, the hazards of shiny medals, and that fabled brandy-barrel ride home.

What you’ll hear:

Jousting-as-WWE: arena horses, crowd allegiances, and thematically inaccurate Long Islands
Pirate-show dreams: ship-boarding heroics, rum-fueled courage, and citrus for morale
Trafalgar (drowsy edition): Nelson vs. the Franco-Spanish fleet, perpendicular tactics, and post-battle legend

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Adult Trick-or-Treating & Oscars Picks

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:40:45 GMT

Josh and Jacquis light up the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Spooky-season energy meets cozy pop-culture nostalgia as the duo swap childhood Halloween stories (Waldo, Ghostbuster, Gerald from Hey Arnold!), celebrate peak Nickelodeon (Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Mark Summers, Michael O’Malley—and even a Weird Al cameo), and debate the etiquette of adult trick-or-treating. From Burbank’s cinematic yard displays to award-season predictions, they keep the conversation rolling: Sinners and One Battle at a Time emerge as likely Oscar heavyweights, with talk of IMAX spectacle, 70mm craftsmanship, and scene-stealing turns from Michael B. Jordan, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Sean Penn. The night winds down on the “great once-onlys” list—films too powerful to revisit but impossible to forget.

What you’ll hear:

Costume flashbacks: Waldo, Ghostbuster, Gerald—plus Nickelodeon game show nostalgia
Adult trick-or-treating: rules, optics, and free candy diplomacy
Awards talk: Sinners vs. One Battle at a Time, prestige-meets-popcorn favorites
Oscars preview: screenplay vs. acting races, IMAX-scale artistry
The once-only shelf: Moonlight, Fruitvale Station, Children of Men—masterpieces we love but can’t relive

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Zoopla, Zillow & Ned Fulmer's Return

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:38:28 GMT

Matt and Sophia fluff up the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Sweater-weather vibes lead to big-life tinkering: Sophia’s seven-hour declutter sparks a woodworking itch (stool-building classes and bowl-turning dreams), while Matt wrestles a stubborn thermostat and admits he’s a “try + instructions” handyman. The two drift through moving-season fantasies—Zillow vs. Zoopla, flats vs. apartments, the pain of bedframes, and why a pre-winter purge beats spring cleaning. Finally, Sophia unpacks the internet’s latest redemption-arc gamble: Ned Fulmer’s Rock Bottom return, opening with a raw, therapy-style talk with his estranged wife—and what to make of a comeback that starts at confession.

What you’ll hear:

Cozy check-in: first cold snap, sweater weather, and dead smart-thermostats
DIY & making: beginner woodworking classes, bowl-turning goals, and “can I hang a shelf above my bed?” courage
Move math: Zillow/Zoopla snooping, beloved-but-bulky furniture, roommates vs. solo living
Declutter logic: why a pre-winter cleanout makes hibernation season happier
Pop-culture debrief: a YouTuber’s public atonement and the ethics of monetizing a “rock bottom”

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Gorpcore, PSLs & Friendship Bracelets

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 08:08:00 GMT

Kristen and Sophia cozy up inside the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Fall has officially entered the chat—and we’re playing Snooze or Choose with the season’s biggest culture + style trends. From gorpcore (yes, the techy-hiker pants with a thousand zip pockets), to the eternal pumpkin spice debate, to friendship bracelets (Swiftie beads vs. camp-style woven classics), this episode is peak cozy, low-stakes fun with a side of practical style talk.

What you’ll hear

Early-autumn joy: back-to-school energy, crisp weather feels, and why light jackets + layers are undefeated.
Gorpcore, chosen: cargo pants, UPF jackets, puffer vests, fleece, Keen sneakers, and why function-forward fits are perfect for city walkers.
Pumpkin spice, reframed: treat it like dessert, not coffee—plus how seasonal rituals mark time and make meaning.
Friendship bracelets, nuanced: on-mic jewelry realities, nostalgia for embroidery-thread weaves, and Swiftie bead mania.
Cozy traditions: pumpkin patches, corn mazes, haunted nights, and a dash of Oregon fall nostalgia.

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Haunted Houses & Beauty Sleep

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:58:48 GMT

Jacquis and Matt stoke the fireplace vibes in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Fresh off travels (Edinburgh Fringe, Barcelona, Portugal’s Lagos beaches), the duo opens the mailbag for cozy, practical advice: haunted houses (maze vs. “real” haunt, how to keep your cool), supportive listening when your partner’s passion isn’t yours (collectibles, anyone?), and the truth about beauty sleep (sleep = good; moisturize = better; looking refreshed = best).

What you’ll hear

Fringe-y travel tales & why walking + trains beat LA traffic
Haunted house pep talk: pick the bravest shoulder, play it cool, enjoy the adrenaline
Love & hobbies: listen, ask one smart question, don’t yuck their yum
Beauty sleep debate: rest, hydration, and lotion in every room

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Castles, Ghost Stories & Naked Cruises

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:57:11 GMT

Matt and KP clink pints and cozy up in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Welcome to the pub corner: rooftop birthdays, proper pub grub, and a castle-courtyard comedy gig that turns into full-on ghost chat—gray ladies, gravelly carriage sounds, secret rooms with bones (!). Then it’s a detour through local papers, a “Strange Houses” mystery, and Exeter’s most eyebrow-raising listing: a clothes-free river cruise with trivia and a midnight dance floor. Sleepy laughs, spooky vibes, and very British silliness.

What you’ll hear

Pub comforts, rooftop views & castle-courtyard stand-up
Ghost lore: gray ladies, hidden rooms, and carriage “accidents”
Book rec: Strange Houses (creepy floor-plan mysteries)
Local news roulette: naked cruise + quiz night logistics
Travel daydreams: castles you can actually stay in (if you dare)

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Ultramarathons & The Jonas Brothers

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:55:39 GMT

Sophia and Kristen scroll and swoon in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

From 1960s Corvette-curfew lore to a cozy “Scroll For You,” the duo dives into ultramarathons (300-mile races, trail naps, hallucinations), toupees/hair systems (at-home installs, glue, confidence boosts), and a Jonas Brothers nostalgia lap—Camp Rock memories, live pipes, and a loving style audit (looser fits, fewer leather caps, embrace the curls).

What you’ll hear

Family throwbacks: sneaking in at 4 a.m., beehives, and pre-Instagram freedom
Ultra running rabbit hole: aid stations, micro-sleeps, why people get hooked
Hair systems 101: shaving, adhesive, maintenance, and happy reveals
JoBros forever: hits, tours, and a gentle wardrobe refresh

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Astrology, D'Angelo & Jonny Fairplay

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:53:54 GMT

Josh and KP time-travel through pop culture in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

From “Etsy witches” and full-moon burn lists to astrology as mind-expanding (not mind-shrinking), the duo fires up the Pop Culture Time Machine: Josh revisits D’Angelo’s surprise drop of Black Messiah (12/15/2014) and the joy of event albums, while KP rewinds to Survivor: Pearl Islands and Johnny Fairplay’s infamous “dead grandma” play—how it reshaped reality-TV strategy and why Jeff Probst still isn’t a fan. Cozy chatter, spicy ethics, great tunes, and a dash of nostalgia.

What you’ll hear

Witchy rituals, burn lists & why time heals more than spells
Astrology as a lens (not a limit)
Event albums: D’Angelo’s Black Messiah, Beyoncé-style surprise drops, Tyler’s quick-tease era
Reality-TV lore: Johnny Fairplay’s lie, family visits, and the birth of “designed villainy”
Probst vs. Fairplay, plus how self-aware contestants changed the game

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Favorite Halftime Shows & Reddit Threads

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:51:50 GMT

Jacquis and Sophia wind down in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

A mini career wobble (Sophia’s fleeting firefighter era), the myth of “hot firefighters,” and the vanishing house-call stripper trope kick things off before comfort returns: home-cooked meals, routines, and a cozy “Scroll For You.” They dive into Super Bowl halftime nostalgia (MJ, Madonna/M.I.A., Janet & JT, Kendrick, Rihanna, Dre/Snoop/Eminem, Coldplay, Maroon 5) and how modern shows play to the camera over the crowd. Then it’s Australian Survivor: Australia vs. the World obsession and the subreddits that make the watch more fun—AITA, “Am I Overreacting,” Disney Parks, r/NoNoNoYes, and more. Soft landings, sleepy vibes.

What you’ll hear

Side-hustle spirals, firefighter fantasies, and ’90s/’00s tropes
Why halftime shows feel smaller (stadium vs. screen energy)
Favorite sets: Kendrick, Dre/Snoop house-set, MJ, Rihanna, Coldplay, Maroon 5
Survivor AU binge talk + spoiler-smart Reddit lurking
Road life → home-cooking cravings and re-centering routines

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The Em Dash & Tote Bags

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:49:47 GMT

Matt and Josh air grievances and giggle their way through grammar, gigs, and gear in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

A lazy week turns productive (attic clear-outs!), a Philly road trip turns musical (Rilo Kiley sing-along; choosing between Tigermilk and If You’re Feeling Sinister), and then it’s an official Airing of Grievances: from “generally” vs. “genuinely” to “could of” vs. “could’ve,” the mystery of “bear with me,” and the overblamed em-dash. They wrap with a very real style dilemma—what bag should men carry?—backpacks, totes, briefcases, fanny packs, and the case for a socially accepted, actually stylish everyday bag.

What you’ll hear

Road stories: partners on tour, Philly gigs, and soundtrack debates
Belle & Sebastian night: album-vs-album ticket choice
Language pet peeves (said with love, not snobbery)
Em-dash discourse and meme “tells” for AI writing
The Great Man-Bag Debate: backpacks, totes, briefcases, belt bags, and the Scottish sporran

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Career Pivots & Teal Couches

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:47:47 GMT

KP and Kristen sink into the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Post–back-tweak bliss (floor time ftw!) leads into a listener mailbag: Is it “bad” to pivot careers even when you’re good at your job? (No—plan your safety net and follow the curiosity), and decorating détente when one partner brings a bright teal couch to the new place (covers, color-mixing, room “ownership,” and moodboards to the rescue). Cozy, practical, and very pro-change.

What you’ll hear

Floor time & tummy-time: simple resets that actually help
Career pivots: desire vs. logistics, safety nets, learning in public
Design peace talks: furniture covers, palette hacks, style-mixing (MCM x industrial x Southwest), split-the-room strategy, Pinterest inspo

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