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		<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The end of the world? Easy. Not slacking off? That's another story!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode VIII: Well... Nobody's Perfect]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2026 18:26:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode VII: I Love the Smell of Photons in the Morning</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode VII: I Love the Smell of Photons in the Morning</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 17:51:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode VI: An Offer They Cannot Refuse</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 17:08:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode V: Nobody Puts Constance In a Corner</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2026 22:19:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode IV: I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Timo]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode IV: I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Timo]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2026 11:03:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode III: There's No Place Like Home]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 22:43:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Timo, still alone on Earth with Constance and his cat Pluto, decides to leave the city to find a new place to settle. However, nothing goes as planned. Between an unexpected encounter with orcas and the discovery of a mysterious house on the edge of a lake, Timo finds himself swept into a new series of absurd and unforeseen adventures.</p><br><p>Created by Kris Imants and Jason Grangier</p><br><p>Featuring the voices of:</p><p>Nathalie Ferreira (Constance)</p><p>Jay Reum (Timo)</p><p>Jason Grangier (Pluto)</p><br><p>Written by Kris Imants</p><p>Directed by Jason Grangier</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode II: The King of the World</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 20:46:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Timo realizes he is now the absolute ruler of the planet. With Constance’s help, he decides to find some “subjects” to build his empire. However, his grand plan for domination quickly turns ridiculous, and he discovers that ruling over an empty Earth isn’t as glorious as he imagined.</p><br><p>Created by Kris Imants &amp; Jason Grangier</p><br><p>Featuring the voices of:</p><p>Nathalie Ferreira (Constance)</p><p>Jay Reum (Timo)</p><p>Jason Grangier (Pluto)</p><br><p>Written by Kris Imants</p><p>Directed by Jason Grangier</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode I: Pilot</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 16:51:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>12:10</itunes:duration>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Timo, a lazy thirty-something, wakes up expecting a normal day… until he discovers he’s literally the last person on Earth!</p><p>With Constance, an AI as sarcastic as she is irritating, he learns that all of humanity has taken off because of an apocalyptic threat. Timo now has to face this new reality <em>and</em> his new responsibilities… alone. Well, alone with Constance, of course.</p><br><p>Created by Kris Imants &amp; Jason Grangier</p><br><p>Featuring the voices of:</p><p>Nathalie Ferreira (Constance)</p><p>Jay Reum (Timo)</p><br><p>Written by Kris Imants</p><p>Directed by Jason Grangier</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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