Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast

6.02: Shower Chalky

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT

Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 2, Songs of Innocence! What's going on in Rosewood, dear VIPOOs? The gurgles are having PTSD, Spencer struggles with PILL, Aria gets into photography, Hanna redecorates her room, and Emily gets into guns. Most importantly, Ash and Hayley realise Sarah Harvey looks like chalk. OH, and Hayley had just watched Spy Kids so we kept singing FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US!

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6.01: Game On, Charles COS WE'RE STILL IN THE DOLLHOUSE!!!! (with Ally Sheehan)

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:00:00 GMT

Get Tanner to call it in: IT'S THE SEASON 6 PREMIERE AND WE'RE STILL IN THE DOLLHOUSE! Joined by the iconic third gurgle of the pod, Ally Sheehan, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL Season 6, Episode 1 – Game On, Charles. We meet Shower Harvey, start calling Mona MONNA, and enjoy the king BARRY MAPLE!!!!

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5.25: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE!!!! (with Ally Sheehan)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 06:43:23 GMT

IT IS FINALLY HERE, MEGAN THEE DOLLHOUSE!!!!!! Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED to be at the titular episode they named their Patreon after: Welcome to the Dollhouse!! With the unofficial Third Gurgle Ally Sheehan, they harp on Aria being covered in a mess of her own making, how Ezra is both a child and a predator, and that THIS is "A", Charles' Version.

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 11 Recap: FINALE

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 22:52:26 GMT

Hayley and Ashley are finally watching the FINALE of The Traitors U.S (Season 4)!!! Ashley unveils a cheeky surprise for Hayley at the start of the episode, then they lament what could have been if Tara and Johnny found a way to turn it around, before ultimately congratulation Mr. Snake Wrangler for his triumph over Ms. Hat.

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5.24: The Most Annoying Episode Ever!!! (with Dale Anderson)

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 17:43:15 GMT

Husband of the pod Dale Anderson is BACK, as he, Hayley and Ash recap season 5 episode 24 of PLL, "I'm a Good Girl, I Am". In this episode, Dale coins the haunting phrase "Andrew Pump A Wank", shows off his pipes and wins Australian Idol, and agrees that Ravenswood should have just been Toburky In Socks. Also, the gang collectively agree that because of the Songs Per Second that Hayley and Ashley force into every moment of the pod, this episode MUST and WILL be Megan THEE Most Annoying Episode EVER.

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Changes coming to Call An Adult from April 2nd 2026!

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 20:00:00 GMT

ALERT!!! Call An Adult will be going through some changes as of April 2nd 2026!!!

A brief summary:

- Our PLL recap episodes will now come out weekly on our free audio feed

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- To shower us with extra love, you can get all mentioned above AND a personalised shout out at the end of every recap episode by subscribing to our Patreon (the tier called Be Our Barched Angel)

- The Call An Adult YouTube channel will now feature the segments we get into at the start of each episode, but you'll need to subsribe to the Patreon (Toburky Want More or higher) to get full video episodes.

Thank you so much for your support for the 5+ years its taken to get us to this point - we're so grateful to every single person who listens/watches. Whether you're a Doll, Gurgle, BumBum, BumHead or Listener - we love you!

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 10 Recap: Grub, You Have The Dagger

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 19:55:30 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE as they try to figure out what will happen as they reacp Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 10. Hayley's TV accidentally captions Rob as Grub, Maura says "trow away vorhte" and the gurgles BEG for Jonny and Tara's safety!!!

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 9 Recap: Big Trunta

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 15:00:00 GMT

Hayley and Ash discuss U.S Traitors season 4 episode 9 while on other sides of the world. They revel in the new Tuzza setup, question if Rob's hand was on Maura's leg (?!) and guess who will leave in the next episode ooOooooOooooh!

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5.23: (A)DINK

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 5 episode 23, "The Melody Lingers On", Hayley and Ashley beg the Gurgles to stay home and wear pants. They also realise that A is (of course) a DINK (Double Income, No Kids). They also celebrate the valiant return of Tippi The Bird and sing her song with pride!!!!!

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 8 Recap

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 06:50:16 GMT

As they recap THEE fallout of losing Ms Lisa Rinna in the Tower of Tuzza, Ashley and Hayley take sides while watching season 4 episode 8 of The Traitors (U.S).

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5.22: Explode The Pant

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 20:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 22 of PLL "To Plea or Not to Plea", Ashley and Hayley make constant references to Ezra exploding the pant (and his unforunate real life counterpart - Dougie on New Years). They also sing Fireflies and explain that Caleb is a woman you'd want your daughter to get down with (much like Ashley Marin absolutely DOES)!!!

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 7 Recap: Down Under Dagger Dolls (At The Blanquet)

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 05:28:40 GMT

The gurgles are recapping THEE Banquet episode of Traitors (u.S) season 4 (episode 7) EEEEEEE! They're talking about the kiss on the cheek, the antidotes, and WHAT they think will happen in the tower of tuzza to come!

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 6 Recap

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 02:11:33 GMT

Ash and Hayley record from the delayed comfort of their homes as they discuss the incredible episode of TV that is Traitors (U.S Season 4) episode 6! They worry about Rinna's reaction to Colton being brave (not a compliment) and try to work out what will happen at this dang banquet!!!!

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5.21: Get Out of Her Bush

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 20:00:00 GMT

As they recap seaosn 5 episode 21 of PLL, "Bloody Hell", Hayley and Ashley revel in one of the greatest lines of dialogue ever wirtten in this television program. Hayley also refers to a certain location as Muff House, and Ash laughs a lot. Also, Andrew Campbell is renamed Edgrew very late in the game (and it slays, by the way).

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episodes 4 & 5 Recap (with Dale Anderson)

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 11:01:53 GMT

Husband of the pod Dale Anderson has joined Hayley and Ash in the tuzza of terror to discuss episodes 4 and 5 of season 4 of The Traitors (U.S). They get into how Candiace is playing the game so well, that Lisa Rinna is an icon and that Colton is a strange one. Oh yeah, they also celebrate Michael's exit (don't we all?!)

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Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episodes 1, 2 & 3 Recap

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 11:47:21 GMT

Traitors U.S is BACK with a cast Ashley and Hayley are so excited to watch!! Alan Cumming has brought and iconic season 4 so far and these Gurgles can't wait to recap the entire season! They touch on their favourites in the cast, the AMAZING twist of the secret traitor and where they think the season will go!!! YAY TRAITORS!

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5.20: For Danby's Sake

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 20:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 20 of PLL, "Pretty Isn't The Point", Ashley and Hayley develop a new vocal stim and cannot stop saying "For Danby's Sake". They also sing a bunch of Hannah Montana episode transition stings, yell at Johnny and get confused about these dang BEADS.

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HOLIDAY RE-RELEASE: 5.13: SCROOGE YOU!

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 04:52:34 GMT

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DOLLS/GURGLES/BUMBUMS AND BUMHEADS! Please enjoy an extra little festive treat in your feed: it's a re-release of the season 5 Christmas episode (yes, THAT one!). Here's the lowdown: Ashley and Hayley are saying "HOHOBURKY" as they rewatch season 5 episode 13 of PLL, "How The 'A' Stole Christmas". Yep, that's right - the one with the staircase display from hell, Spoburky Go Bounce and everyone being handsome in the moonlight.

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5.19: The Dimples

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 5 episode 19 of PLL "Out, Damned Spot!", Ash and Hayley BEG Spencer to listen to Call An Adult. They also discuss their nicknames, Talia being a FLOP and of course, as the question on everybody's lips: WHERE IS BYRON???!??!??!??!

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5.18: Bobo's House of Yoghurt (Spellbook)

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 02:37:34 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 18 of PLL "Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me", Hayley confuses an Edgar Allen Poe novel for the titular Spelbook. Ashley doesn't like how Talia touches the big of Emily's back, and lots of notes are taken. Also, this episode is released on HAYLEY'S BIRTHDAY! So go say happy birthday to her if you see her wherever she may be!

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5.17: BUMHEADS

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 5 episode 17 of PLL “The Bin of Sin”, Ashley and Hayley create a new ship name for Toburky and Detective Tanner, go gooey for the kiss at the DiLaurealestate/Realaurentis offices, and sing Uptown Funk incessantly. Oh, and now the Andrew Cunanan features Dolls, Gurgles and BUMHEADS (different to BUMBUMS and BUMBUMHEADS).

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5.16: Leap Day

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 20:00:00 GMT

5.16: Leap Day

As they recap PLL’s season 5 episode16 “Over A Barrel”, Ash and Hayley discover that it is in fact, Leap Day. They also celebrate Mrs. Horowitz, say “scrappy-doo-da” and “fugmo” a bunch, and Ash coins the term “Caleb’s Computer Hole”.

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5.15: Absolutely Defeated

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 5 episode 15 of PLL, "Fresh Meat", Ashley and Hayley cheer on thee questionable things: Mamma Marin & Jason getting DOWN, Jackie Molina ever being an enemy, and of course - Emily's questionable empanadas. They also find another flaw in Oinkburky suddenly being a police officer, and ask the important question "do you have a family knife?"

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5.14: Gurgle, You Murgle

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 20:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 14 "Through a Glass Darkly" of PLL, Hayley and Ashley question when exactly the brew became a book shop, who the HELL Bungee The Dog is, and loosely imagine their own fan-fic between Detective Tanner and Ashley Marin.

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5.13: SCROOGE YOU!

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are saying "HOHOBURKY" as they rewatch season 5 episode 13 of PLL, "How The 'A' Stole Christmas". Yep, that's right - the one with the staircase display from hell, Spoburky Go Bounce and everyone being handsome in the moonlight.

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5.12: Bathany (with Ally Sheehan)

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

With friend and fellow gurgle Ally Sheehan, Ashley and Hayley recap season 5 episode 12 of PLL "Taking This One To The Grave". They revel in the most important line of dialogue in PLL and discover Alison's odd choice in middle name.

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5.11: Toboyfriend

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 11 of PLL, "No One Here Can Love or Understand Me", Ash and Hayley realise it's Hot Choccy Night in Rosewood! They also put their hat watch heads to use and learn about reblocking fedoras (Bywrong style).

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5.10: The Best Episode of All Time!!!

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they rewatch PLL season 5 episode 10 "A Dark Ali", Ashley and Hayley realise that they've set themselves up to record The Best Episode of All Time. They immediately achieve this goal by pranking "A" himself (DAle) on pod, celebrating Hanna's choir audition and discover "Malicia".

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5.9: What Are You Saying?!

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 21:00:00 GMT

While rewatching season 5 episode 9 of PLL "March Of Crimes", Hayley and Ashley lose their minds over Aria's behaviour, choice of words, and general existence. They also dissect the mechanics of Noel's little eye holes, and mess around with a little horse play!

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MERCH STORE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 23:07:29 GMT

WE HAVE MERCH!!!!! We're so so excited to finally give our Dolls and Gurgles some incredible Call An Adult merch (all designed by 'A' himself, Dale Anderson)!!!!!!! You can go to https://callanadult.myshopify.com/ to get yourself something cute, and don't forget that you can also join our Patreon at patreon.com/callanadult

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5.8: (Unfortunately There's A) Zack Attack

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they recap the bananas episode of PLL that is season 5 ep 8 "Scream For Me, Ashley and Hayley stumble upon Horse/Murder/Cashmere/Ghost and Theatre Country. They also berate Aria for asking "What are you saying?" and enter the era of Oinkburky.

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5.07: Caleb Vision

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they recap PLL’s season 5 episode 7 “The Silence of E. Lamb”, Ash and Hayley ask what constitutes a Gurgle vs a Doll???? They also question Pam Fields’ hosting motivations, brainstorm a charity idea called “Beanies For Beauties” and discover the power of Caleb Vision!

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5.06: A Gaggle of Gurgles

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT

While rewatching season 5 episode 6 of PLL “Run, Ali, Run”, Ashley renames the NAT Club to “Nah, Ali, Tststs!” and Hayley decides Tanner is the 9th Gurgle (for the complete list of The Gaggle of Gurgles, keep your ears wide open while listening to this one). They also ask where the HECK King Byrong is, as no parents are apparent, and ask you to measure your life in PLL anniversaries (HAPPY 15TH ANNIVERSARY, DOLLS!)

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5.05: Blow Jay Levs

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping PLL season 5 episode 5 "Miss Me X 100" (the 100th episode, ooOooooOooh!) Hayley and Ashley are delighted at the mention of the WICKEDLY talented Adele Dazeem. They also vom in their mouths at the Bad Barch that happens betwixt Ezra's floppy sheets, and ask "is there a supermarket in Rosewood????"

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5.04: A Rosewood Minute

Wed, 28 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 4 of PLL, "Thrown From The Ride", Hayley and Ash open their first ever piece of DollMail™ which makes them say "postal coastal" 476 times out of pure joy!!!!!! They also ask the important question, "is Toburky worky as carpenturky?" and find respect for Paige being the Squealer that she was born to be.

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5.03: Foes, Friends & Fears

Wed, 14 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Reacapping season 5 episode 3 of PLL "Surfing the Aftershocks" has Hayley and Ash zoomin', dude (meaning they are on extra SUPER silly mode and sing "Pump It" by The Black Eyed Peas for the first 8 minutes of the episode). They repeatedly yell at Ali to "get buried", learn the art of The Ape Index and discover "Toboinky"!!!!!!

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5.02: Shanslaughter (with Dougie Baldwin)

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 5 episode 1 of PLL “Whirly Girlie”, Ashley and Hayley must explain both the ridiculous plot points of PLL and the Call An Adult dictionary to special guest, actor and comedian Dougie Baldwin (who is also Boyfriend of The Pod)! In this “sexy, problematic and sneaky” ep, we learn Dougie thought Wilden’s name was a hint to him being a “well done” person (AKA morally positive), and scream SPOBURKY MAKE FUNK as many times as humanly possible.

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5.01: Something Down South is Becoming North

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 21:00:00 GMT

As they begin their journey into season 5 of Pretty Little Liars, Ashley and Hayley discuss "EscApe From New York" with the A accentuated each time (as is law). They also ask if anyone from Rosewood has even ever HEARD of a glove, and they get heated for Daddy Hastings, woof!

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4.24: Get Shot, Do Sh*t (with Ally Sheehan)

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 20:00:00 GMT

It's time to get your black leather jackets and little yellow tops OUT because Ashley, Hayley and special guest Ally Sheehan are recapping PLL's season 4 finale, episode 24 "A is for Answers"!!! New Andrew Cunanan/canon comes to light about Ezra and his Hole, as well as a thousand ridiculous tangents to send of season 4.

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HAPPY 1 YEAR OF THE DOLLHOUSE / ANNOUNCEMENT

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 11:33:15 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, SWEET DOLLS OF THE DOLLHOUSE!!!

It's been exactly 1 year since we started our community of cuties we refer to as The Dolls (and we rightfully dubbed the Patreon as The Dollhouse) and we're so eternally grateful for each and every one of you for supporting and encouraging us and our silly little pod! 🥹❤️

After many requests, we're finally giving in to the request that we watch The Perfectionists AHHHH! So every month on our second tier "TOBURKY WANT MORE", we'll be covering 2 episodes of the bonkers spin off until we get through it!

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4.23: Put The Footin (with Scout Boxall)

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:00:00 GMT

Welcoming special guest, comedian, pal and LARP legend Scout Boxall to this bonkers recap episode, Ash and Hayley are ON ONE as they all watch season 4 episode 23 "Unbridled". Amidst many moments of lore-explaining, they also walk Scout through the many crimes and creeps that lurk in Rosewoods shrubbery. This one is a true delight, yay!

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 11) - Poncho of Truth

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 02:49:07 GMT

IT'S THE FINALE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVED THIS SEASON OF THE TRAITORS US AND LOVED THIS EPISODE AND LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU LISTENING!!!!!!!

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4.22: Font Clocker

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 20:23:40 GMT

As they rewatch episode 22 of season 4 of PLL "Cover For Me", Ashley and Hayley as the vital question on everybody's Fish Lips: WHERE IS KING BYWRONG?!?!?! They question a new potential movie being watched in the PLLCCU by Mike and get inspired by Shannon Noll's "Lift" and "FLAUNT IT" BY TV ROCK ft. Seany B.

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 10) - Gaggu Gaggy

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 17:29:17 GMT

This is THE episode for Gaggy stans!! We've got Ivar still around (for some reason?), we've got THE DOLLS BACK (!!) and we've got the cliffhanger of the season AHHHHH!!! DYLAN, DELORES, DELUSION!! GAGGU!!!!

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 9) - Don't Mind If I Toddler 'Do

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:46:30 GMT

You may have assumed that we absolutely HATED the ridiculous happenings of this episode of The Traitors US!!!!! We hated that felt hat and it causing a negative Hat Watch, we hated the horrendously fake emotional outburst at the end BUT we love love loved Alan's little ponytail situation that a toddler could only dream of having!!

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 8) - IVAR, HANG UP THE PHONE!

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 20:37:48 GMT

WHAT AN EPISODE FOR OUR GIRL CARO!!!! And what a LOSS to see mama Chrishell go from the castle!! This episode contained one of the funniest challenge moments!!!! WE LOVE THIS SHOW!! Also as we record this one, Ash is in LA visiting Dougie (we get a mini cameo from the superstar himself!!) and Hayley remains in Melbytown with mama Pud somewhere nearby.

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4.21: Ding Dong Bell Sounds Like CRAP

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 01:00:00 GMT

As they rewatch season 4 episode 21 of PLL "She's Come Undone", Toburky has a big ep as he learns about the culinary delight of the cronut - he also delivers both the line AND title of ep (although you'll need to listen to hear the ridiculous NSFW spiritual title of ep).

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 7) - Tuzza of Tezza

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 00:05:22 GMT

It's time to discuss the most BONKERS episode of season 3 of Traitors US TO DATE AHHHH!!!! We're deep in the Tuzza of Tezza losing our minds at Danielle while learning that Hayley and Gaby are Ganglion Cyst-er Traitors. Also, Ash says "Dylan A-Eggfron" and "B in B" (Bugs In Bum) AHHHHHH TEAM CARO!!!!! ROB THE QUEEN!! MAMMA MIA!!

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4.20: Carnivores Delight (Blaze)

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 4 episode 20 of PLL "Free Fall", they discover Ezra's secret smoked meats are not the only things being blazed - so are Ash and Hayley!!!! For this long awaited episode (CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!) they light up in honour of Flopzra getting caught OOT, discover some Norristown canon/Andrew Cunanan and get obsessed with Victoria Slaystings' ability to get to a country club dinner in 5 minutes.

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 6) - Gobbus

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 11:57:34 GMT

Here we are recapping Traitors US season 3 episode 6 where we must yell GO CARO, GO and must tsk tsk at Danielle HARD CORE. Also, we jadore the baffoon edit Tom Sandoval is getting and say RIP to Bob H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 5) - The Scoffin Theory

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 11:50:57 GMT

HELLO WE ARE HERE TO REPORT ON THIS CULTURAL MOMENT WHERE A GROWN MAN REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS VOLDEMORT IN A POSITIVE TONE ON THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL STAGE!!!!!!! We watched The Traitors US (Season 3 episode 5) and WOOF it was a wild one. We have coined the phrase Turret of Terror™© and are Team Caro!! We love Dylan Efron!! And we have an iconic HAT WATCH - what a time to be alive.

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 4)

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 08:42:52 GMT

An absolutely BONKERS episode of The Traitors US (season 3, episode 4) that Hayley is gagguing at and Ashley accidentally missed the climactic end for?! Her real time discovery of how this episode ends unfolds ON POD! A moment in journalism!! A moment in media!!! A moment in HERSTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4.19: Gorgeously Useless (Guseless)

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 19 of PLL, "Shadow Play", Hayley and Ashley revel in the absolute ludicrous idea that is the black and white episode. Putting themselves in grayscale to match the hallucinatory ep, they fixate on the "muamua" noise from Dark Horse and return to the general PLLLCCU (Pretty Little Liars Literal Cinema Cinematic Universe).

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Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episodes 1, 2 & 3)

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 23:26:34 GMT

SURPRISE! What is as terrifying and treacherous as teenage girls getting anonymous, threatening texts from unknown number? A cloaked band of murderers, of course! We're THRILLED the Traitors is back so we got together to gab about season 3 (episodes 1, 2 & 3)!!!!!! We love Traitors and are so happy to see Alan Cumming being an icon again! This seasons cast include legends Chrishelle Stause, Bob the Drag Queen, Carolyn Wiger, Britney Haynes, Tom Sandoval, Rob Mariano, Danielle Reyes, Dylan Efron, Dolores Catania, Dorinda Medley & more STARS and we can't WAIT to see where this season goes - eeeee!

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4.18: Post Office Betwixt My Teeth

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 20:00:00 GMT

While watching season 4 episode 18 of PLL “Hot For Teacher”, Ashley and Hayley continue to be possessed by the spirit of a Kermit-forward Lin Manuel Miranda. Amidst the chaos of Megan THEE Chickpea Scene, they maintain the opinion that Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Big Butty Professor Montcumery is in fact, the only good man in Rosewood.

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4.17: Busy Biebercrits

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 17 of PLL, “Bite Your Tongue” Ashley and Hayley really ponder on Poop or Scoop. They also realise Mike looks like a Porcelain King and that the only way to sing Hamilton is with a Kermit voice. Mona oop!

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4.16: TOBURKY GET GAGGU

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 20:06:00 GMT

As they recap PLL season 4 episode 16 “Close Encounters”, Hayley and Ash realise their ridiculous Andrew Cunanically used colloquialisms are their own language (which they encourage listeners to suggest a name for). They also accuse everyone in Rosewood being a c*mlord.

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4.15: The Bev Chronicles

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 20:00:00 GMT

As they rewatch PLL season 4 episode 15 ""Love ShAck, Baby"", Ashley and Hayley become obsessed with a featured extra who was born for the screen - a scene-stealing starlet named Bev. They also want to vom at Ezria's DISGOOSTIN' little hand dance, and unfortunately, Toburky Give Ick (and Toburky In Tank!)

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4.14: A Buttercream In Sheep's Clothing

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 20:24:32 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 14 of PLL "Who's in The Box?" Hayley and Ashley go OFF about Australian toilet water not being weird for flushing anticlockwise. They also continue to expand the ever-ridiculous Call An Adult Andrew Cunanan (or canon, if you're borzo) by saying "Ding Dong Decladongbell, sounds like that", another word salad to add to the collection.

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4:13: Eyeaster Egg (with Ally Sheehan)

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 20:00:00 GMT

In order to recap the harrowing backdoor pilot extravaganza of season 4 off PLL "Grave New World", Ashley and Hayley call on pod pal Ally Sheehan to celebrate the one who Alison Fears Most (sharting - that's what she fears most, of course). In this eyeaster egg filled ep, one must celebrate the flombo that is Emria, and we beg that Ally's Uber driver Brett contact us PLEASE BRETT.

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4.12: The M(A)LE Perspective (with Dale Anderson)

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 01:11:58 GMT

Ash & Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 12 "Now You See Me, Now You Don't", but they're not alone - D(A)LE himself is back to enlighten the girlies on how a man watches PLL (finally), the refraid "come along little dawgy" makes its return and the culture celebrates all things Marcia Clark (oh, and a pretty big "A" reveal happens in the actual episode, did we mention that?)

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4.11: Tarantootsies (with Dale Anderson)

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 21:00:00 GMT

"A" himself is back on the pod after YEARS of his absence - that’s right, D(A)LE IS BACK! Absolutely thrilled to have Hayley’s partner/Ashley’s pal, the three silly billies are overjoyed to be recapping PLL’s season 4 episode 11 (with the most iconic episode title of all time) "Bring Down the Hoe". This episode features some iconic fish references and - as always - much impromptu singing.

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4.10: Tight Sweater

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 10 of PLL "The Mirror Has Three Faces", Hayley and Ashley celebrate the scene that can only be described as a Law & Order moment (and of course, they celebrate via the art of singing in unison). They also embrace the creepy goings on of Jessica Di Laurentis and her handmade tight sweater, while being star struck by the famous furnace guy.

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4.9: Million Dollar Bailby

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 21:00:00 GMT

In this episode, Ashley & Hayley recap season 4 episode 9 of PLL “Into The Deep” while infected by the spirit of Hayley’s new creation: GAGGU. They also realise Spencer has a cuck/Twilight chair, mark any unnamed location the Rosewood (Darren) Wilden-ness and celebrate Ashley Marin and her ankle monitor!!!! Million Dollar Bailby!!!!!!!!!!!

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4.8: Toburky Cavanurky (KEEP UP)

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 21:00:00 GMT

Thanks to ANOTHER coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 8 “The Guilty Girl's Handbook” with ENERGY. They discover the importance of a glossy lip when confessing to a crime, and they unlock a new level of Andrew Cunanan in the RCGCU (Rosewood Cinema-Going Cinematic Universe) that places sequels on top.

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4.7: BIG TRUBBA

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 21:00:00 GMT

In a coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley WHIZ through recapping PLL season 4 episode 7 “Crash and Burn, Girl!” and discover the wonder of BIG TRUBBA!!!!! They also celebrate the hard rock era of Barchburky and mourn the stability of Pam Fields’ existence.

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4.6: When Has She Written A Word? (They’re Busy Girls)

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping PLL season 4 episode 6 “Under The Gun”, Hayley and Ashley uncover the king of the Rosewood performance scene: Open Mike Montgomery. Also, they decide A is not only Dale, but A is also Geppetto. And they beg Aria to actual write something for once in her DAMN LIFE.

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Patreon Sneak Peek TOBURKY WANT MORE: 3: Reading PLL FanFic

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 07:45:55 GMT

Please enjoy a special sneak peek at our Patreon feed with this ridiculous episode from Tier 2 "TOBURKY WANT MORE" where Ashley and Hayley read some WILD Pretty Little Liars fan fiction.

From the Patreon Feed: We went onto the depths of the internet to find some some SMUT to deliver to you. We were honestly shocked with just how raunchy these got so you may need to brace yourselves for this one (and, of course, there is some peak GOOF in this erotica too).

If you want to read the entire fanfic stories we cover in this ep, they're all linked below (honestly darls, they were TOO smutty for us to read 100% of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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1. Spencer/Hanna/Toby threesome OOP

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/35/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love

2. Barch In The Tent 2.0

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/1/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love

3. Elizabeth AKA the NEW GIRL

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14334478/1/ELIZABETH-JACOB

4. Victoria Slaystings POV

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55082689?view_adult=true

5. Sparia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7514404/chapters/17080882#workskin

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4.5: SLUTTY, NUTTY, BIG FAT BUTTY

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 21:00:00 GMT

In this chaotic recap of an equally chaotic PLL episode (season 4 episode 5 “Gamma, Zeta, Die!) Ashley and Hayley celebrate the iconic ARIA TIE SKIRT and ELLA’S BEES (in her damn bonnet). They also extend the already unnecessarily dense Call An Adult lore/canon/Andrew Cunanan, by dubbing their fave King Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Professor MontCUMery (this is a BIG episode for the Montcumeries).

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PLL Summer School: SEASON FINALE: Episode 8: (Mama Moment)

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 05:34:40 GMT

The Pretty Little Liars Summer School SEASON FINALE is finally here and Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED!!!!!!!!!! This episode celebrates Messy Wessy, begs you to not be a goon, and revels in all the mama moments (minus Mouse's mums, of course, who have seemingly abandoned their child for the damn Disney Cruise Life). ELATED about the things they predicted correctly and still a tad peeved about what wasn't addressed, Ash and Hayley still loved how ridiculous this episode was (as it should be!)

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PLL Summer School: Episode 7 (These Are Not Normal Circumstances)

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 01:57:47 GMT

With only 1 episode left of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE trying to figure out who in the HECK is mucking about in Millwood. As they recap "Chapter Seventeen: The Bogeyman", Ashley is super suss on Messy Wessy and Hayley asks "is there a Mr. Orpheum?" They also unpack their many theories, get ready to get reck'd (as The Reckoning approaches) and agree that these circumstances really are not normal!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PLL Summer School: Episode 6 (Hole House)

Sat, 08 Jun 2024 04:43:25 GMT

With only 2 episodes left till PLL Summer School is DONEZO, Ash and Hayley are losing their minds at so much in this recap of episode 6 "Chapter Sixteen: Hell House". They are celebrating the pride themed episode and all the HOT HOTTIES throughout Millwood, questioning WHERE IS LOLA and remember some absolutely GACKED Aussie ads they grew up with. As the season nears it's conclusion, they also start to narrow in on their A theories (which have never been more all over the damn place!)

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PLL Summer School: Episode 5 (WHERE ARE THE MUMS?)

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 01:41:37 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are OVERWHELMED with how juicy Pretty Little Liars: Summer School episode 5 "Friday The 13th" is!!! In this recap episode, they decide that Dr. Sullivanussy is the Summer School equivalent of King Byrong Fish Lips Montgomery (compliment), continue to conspire about who in the HELL HOUSE Lady Rose Waters could be and get obsessive about the whereabouts of all the parental figures in Millwood.

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PLL Summer School: Episode 4 (The Gurgles)

Mon, 27 May 2024 03:06:20 GMT

The Pretty Little Liars Summer School recap episodes are officially HALF WAY with this, one of the most in-depth pieces of investigative journalism about the horrible happenings in Millwood you'll ever find!!! Ashley and Hayley dive DEEP into potential mid-season motives of everyone they're suspicious of, pink vs stink, and of course the DEVILS DOUBTS - all this while celebrating the combination Australian culture and queer culture, in the music moment of the entire show (cue strings at the start of Untouched).

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PLL Summer School: Episode 3 (Lump Scare)

Sat, 18 May 2024 23:00:51 GMT

In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and revel in the presence of a new barch (if you know, you know).

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PLL Summer School: Episode 2 (Slay or be Slain)

Sun, 12 May 2024 00:54:29 GMT

It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release their inner swim fans as a new chapter in POOL-LL has begun.

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PLL Summer School: Episode 1 (From Gob to God)

Sun, 12 May 2024 00:54:06 GMT

We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal justice system (aka Imogen's bad-vibe detector) for not bringing Ezra Flopsgerald into another teenage girls life. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION! KELLY IS GOING FROM GOB TO GOD! LADY ROSE WATERS IS HERE TO COURT (kill) US ALL! HAZARH!

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4.4: FaceTime Existed!!!

Wed, 01 May 2024 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise).

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4.3: Body Be Bubblin'

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo.

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4.2: I Reckon You've Gone "Crack"

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the unfamiliarity of summer camp culture, and we officially enter the TIPPI ERA (insert Tippi's haunting phone song).

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Patreon Annoucement: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 20:00:00 GMT

ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls 💋) and how excited we are to be here!

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4.1: TOBURKY LURKY

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 20:00:00 GMT

Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial "us" , shake their heads over the impossibly ignored plot holes surrounding Marion Cavanaugh's demise and can't help but notice that TOBURKY LURKY.

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3.24: Landing Strip AKA Pubes (with Ally Sheehan)

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 21:09:14 GMT

At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner (and question why she's EVERYWHERE), enjoy the addition of planes (along with trains and automobiles, which were already Andrew Cunanan in Rosewood) and decide that MALCOLM IS REDCOAT (but not Redscrote).

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3.23: THE GIRLS

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 01:45:45 GMT

As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an announcement of a SPECIAL GUEST on the next CAA ep, and we are once again, regretfully at a Rosewood Carnival.

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3.22: Cunning Undeniable Next-Level Torture

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 20:35:00 GMT

As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb at El Raddo and go OFF on Principal HACK.

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3.21: Dimpest Sempathies

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:02:00 GMT

As they re-watch season 3 episode 21 of PLL "Out of Sight, Out of Mind", Hayley and Ashley question at which point Emily started ranking her favourite bikers (Toburky is ranked first, of course), they revel in Spenny's "BITTER LAUGHTER" and put aside hat watch for FISH WATCH (say fish watch 3 times as fast as you can and you may reach enlightenment).

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3.20: Bingcognito

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 3 episode 20 of PLL "Hot Water", Ashley and Hayley say Happy New Year (I think?). In this ep, it's all about boat pics (not dick pics), the bitches be bingin' and drinking coffee is NOT a crime!

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3.19: British for Diarrhoea

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 22:31:34 GMT

As they recap season 3 episode 19 "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted", Hayley and Ashley imagine a world where Dale is A and Hayley is President (power couple alert). They also beg for the PLL girlies to do more explanation when sending out an S.O.S text, and learn a new phrase from Wren.

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3.18: Florists Against The Machine

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:57:49 GMT

While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines.

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3.17: Durag ToBOYky

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 01:38:42 GMT

While recapping season 3 episode 17 "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno", Ashley and Hayley welcome a much anticipated moment with the titular Durag Toby flashback, and continue to expand the CAALU (Call An Adult Linguistic Universe) by birthing Durag ToBOYky. They also welcome the Byrong redemption arc and can't help but notice that Wilden be Wildin'!

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3.16: Big Lasagne

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 01:10:11 GMT

As they recap season 3 episode 16 of PLL "Misery Loves Company", Hayley and Ashley stumble into yet another iconic famous birthday, but this time with a star they know and love?! They also theorise that Big Lasagne is running the streets of Rosewood, and realise that are simply too many gates, but not enough locks.

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3.15: MeriDEATH, TO ALL OF THEM

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 23:31:19 GMT

While recapping PLL season 3 episode 15, Hayley and Ashley make an official call to action to GET CHAD LOWE ON CALL AN ADULT!!! Ashley also accidentally says "locust did the 'splosion" and Hayley begs for an episode title (which, of course, was granted!)

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3.14: Fug

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 20:00:00 GMT

While revisiting season 3 episode 14 of PLL "She's Better Now", Hayley and Ashley discover that he want fug = she hear noise, they pitch a spin-off revolving around Grandma Marin, Cousin Heshie and teaching legend Mrs. Grizzuti and decide that it's just so obvious: Ezra be farting.

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3.13.2: Follow Up with the Pillow Princesses (Halloween Train Part 2)

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 21:00:00 GMT

In a cheeky follow up to the iconique Halloween Train episode, Ashley and Hayley discuss the insanity of that dang train in further detail, beg Melbourne listeners to show themselves and read out listeners PLL inspired Halloween costume ideas!

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3.13: A is the Ultimate Cuck on the HALLOWEEN TRAIN (with Taylor Griffiths)

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 21:00:00 GMT

After seasons of anticipation, Ashley and Hayley have FINALLY boarded the titular HALLOWEEN TRAIN with their incredible guest, comedian/writer/angel Taylor Griffiths! They squeal at Garrett's spooning corpse, shake their head at the spooky little girl B plot and prepare for the next chapter of PLL herstory as the iconic hand-out-the-ground moment is unveiled, AH!

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3.12: Spoburky Break Hymen

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 00:21:06 GMT

While recapping the INTENSE mid season finale for season 3 of PLL "The Lady Killer", Ashley and Hayley are giddy about a very montage-esque virginity losing scene for Spoburky. Also, EMILY ESCAHPAY, Toburky run around corner and the girls decide A is for Admin.

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3.11: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT (ARIA)?

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 21:00:00 GMT

As they recap season 3 episode 11 of PLL "Single Freight Female" Hayley and Ashley shake their dang heads at the cruelty of Alison Flop Di Laurentis and at Aria breaking into a school that she does not attend. Although there's a lot of incredulousness in this episode, the girls also cheer for #SnakeGate and are THRILLED to be in THE Computer Lab.

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3.10: CharCUTErie

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 01:29:49 GMT

As they recap season 3 episode 10 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley question the validity of Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery having a full on charcuterie board meal on a fold out school desk (with full support). They also froth over Spencer getting a goofy email and go tsk tsk at Paige who loves to waste food and litter!

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3.09: Brew Who? Grill, THRILL (Actually, No)

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 21:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 3 episode 9 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley can't quite look past the biggest thing riling them up throughout - the completely unrealistic university admissions insanity that ensues between Spencer, CeCe and some random named Steven???? Also, Ashley coins using the phrase "breaking the fourth wall" for something ELSE and this ep is giving SILLY GRANDPARENTS!

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3.08: Boat Hat at the Boat House

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Picking up recording after a while on mic, Ashley and Hayley are stumbling back into Rosewood joyfully with season 3 episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars, "Stolen Kiss". There's a heinous and important Hat Watch moment, Emily being deemed The Boatest of All Time and they dare to ask "who's starting the salad?"

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3.07: Jason DUI Laurentis

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 02:22:32 GMT

While re-capping PLL season 3 episode 7 "Crazy", Hayley and Ashley revel in Ella Kyle Richards' Montgomery's Putting Out for Pastry era, compare Mona to the Joker and get excited to yell "go to sleep, fork sl*t!" Also (as always) Wilden be wildin'.

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We’re back, bitches!

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 23:57:43 GMT

After an unexpectedly lengthy hiatus, Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a catch up to explain where in the HELL they've been! They look back on the year so far, praise EOFY and reveal that new episodes of Call An Adult will be released fortnightly.

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3.06: Toburky Want F*ck

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 00:52:31 GMT

While watching season 3 episode 6 of PLL "The Remains of A", Ashley and Hayley feel incredibly conflicted by Ezra for once - he is displayed in a very uncomfortable (and expensive) film camera photoshoot with his underage girlfriend (while wearing a robe????) but later he is hot and we simply CANNOT deny it! Also, very importantly, the sole labourer of Rosewood is horned up for Spenny!

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3.05: Drop The Keys And Let Me Find Them (Song of the Summer)

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 00:15:07 GMT

While re-watching season 3 episode 5 of PLL (Pretty Little Liars, or Please, Lets Learn) "That Girl Is Poison", Ashley and Hayley are pleased to attend Jenna's Hat Party along with multiple Hat Watch participants amongst Rosewood. They discuss the cultural chokehold of Bang On The Door and absolutely thrash Lucas' newest musical release, inspired by his creepiest moment yet.

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3.04: HOTMAMA Loves Tango

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 20:00:00 GMT

While re-watching PLL season 3 episode 4 "Birds of a Feather", Hayley and Ashley welcome Hanna into her flop era. They also celebrate any and all co-stars who share on set birthdays, and can't help but notice many recent character haircuts - but most importantly, icon Ashley Marin has a wine with Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery who is not just a RosewoodGirl, or an ArtLover, but a HOTMAMA.

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3.03: Spooky Lucey

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 05:21:38 GMT

In the season 3 episode 3 "Kingdom of the Blind" recap, Ashley and Hayley simply cannot with Lucas and his creepiness. They also ship the parallel universe version of Ella and Ezra (and the PLL universe version, it's still better than the grooming Aria storyline), and Ash does a poo mid recording.

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3.02: Victoria Slay-stings

Sat, 21 Jan 2023 01:01:21 GMT

As they unpack PLL season 3 episode 2 "Blood Is The New Black", Ashley and Hayley spit absolute hate to the monster that is Alison Di Laurentis. They also reveal Veronica Hastings' bad bitch alter ego( Victoria Slay-stings), question the big cracks in American public bathrooms and FINALLY categorise all the PLL family homes into Hogwarts-esque houses.

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3.01: Cedric Grave Diggory

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are BACK recapping the season 3 premiere of Pretty Little Liars, "It Happened That Night". They recall how bird print really was IT in 2012, revel in the Haleb hotties and their Dong Po, and excitedly discover Mona es-ca-pe and TOBURKY IN TOWEL.

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2.25: Aria Vintage Montgomery (with Ally Sheehan)

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 23:15:21 GMT

While recapping the season 2 finale "unmAsked", Ashley and Hayley are joined by special guest and Call An Adult favourite Ally Sheehan! They squeal together over the first ever 'A' reveal, revisiting Ally's old fan theory blog, stumble over the phrase "sweater set" and fight mercilessly over King Byron and his icon status. Also, Hayley invents "happy pranks".

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2.24: Slaybleism

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 01:59:35 GMT

(AUDIO FIXED) As they discuss season 2 episode 24 "If These Dolls Could Talk", Ashley and Hayley are shaken by the Doll Hospital (especially malnourished Spooky Seth). They highlight Hanna's main personality flaw, decide that Melissa is MeliSUSS and celebrate Ezra getting fired, yay!!!

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2.23: Okay, You Making Her Blind?

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 05:20:18 GMT

Ramping up to the first "A" reveal, Ashley and Hayley are elated to see the return of Toburky in season 2 episode 23 of PLL "Eye of the Beholder". They also fumble over the Word Salad that is Ashley's voice-to-text note taking, and shudder at the House of Spooks. Oh, and - Toburky Exchange Look.

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2.22: Poor Bywrong

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 01:36:38 GMT

While watching season 2 episode 22 “Father Knows Best” Hayley and Ashley discuss the weirdness of Daddy Daughter Dances, are elated and disturbed by an iconic Fergie music moment (Personal) and celebrate King Wayne Zaddy Daddy. Also, the mums are having a CUPPA, WOO!

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2.21: 7 Years, Come Back Immediately (At Last)

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 03:54:28 GMT

As they re-cap season 2 episode 21, "Breaking The Code" Hayley and Ashley almost have the fight that ends the podcast over the most divisive prop in all of PLL lore: the goddamn lasagne box. They also lament for their boy Toburky to return from his long ass drive, yell at Big Button Bitch Ezra and get mad that Wren is so bloody HOT when we all know he is a law breaking pedo, UGH.

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2.20: 91105 Never Forget (Free At Last)

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 03:35:50 GMT

The girls are RAMPING UP to the end of season 2 as they re-cap episode 20 "CTRL:A". Ashley and Hayley are thrilled that Byron is BACK, annoyed about the Sharks Party (or as they're affectionately referring to it, the Sharty) and go deep into the lore of "Big Titty Prue". Also, Caleb and his Barch give us a sexy password moment, go off techno toy boy!

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2.19: #TruthUpDay

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 21:00:00 GMT

After a brief break, the girls are BACK covering season 2 episode 19 "The Naked Truth". Ashley and Hayley make a firm stance that they would like Caleb and Mrs. Marin to eat their barches, talk brown belts (poo and wee, obviously) and remain absolutely disgusted by Aria's fashion choices (this time with her neon yellow shoes and jewellery, YUCK).

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PLL Original Sin: Episodes 8, 9 & 10 (DNA SLay)

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 23:10:00 GMT

As they cover the final 3 episodes of PLL: Original Sin, Ashley and Hayley praise their king "A" for being an event planner to the stars, come up with the cursed ship for "Wabby" (which they do not support) and say GOODBYE SISTA to this ICONIC spinoff series (For now...?????? We'll see!)

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PLL Original Sin: Episodes 6 & 7 (Miss Angelica H20)

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 06:16:16 GMT

While recapping PLL Original Sin episodes 6 & 7, Ashley and Hayley are thrilled for a girls road trip to Rosewood (even though it's very underwhelming and the Ezra Flop seemingly runs a bookstore there now????), they explore the important recipe to naming a local small town restaurant (fruit + flower + cookware) and start to hone in on theories about who is running around Millwood assaulting innocent women (CW for sexual assault). Also, the winners of the Call An Adult giveaway thanks to Warner Brothers TV is announced, oooooh!!!

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PLL Original Sin: Episodes 4 & 5 (The Night He Came - HARD)

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 02:35:29 GMT

Hayley and Ashley are absolutely LOVING the Pretty Little Liars spin-off series "PLL: Original Sin", and as they watch episodes 4 & 5, they take the controversial, kooky approach of being on the side of the pumpkin headed, anti-bullying new 'A'. Ashley puts forward a sad but plausible theory about Tabby's storyline, Hayley gets spooked by all those damn smurfs, and both girls once again SCREAM at Imogen for going to creepy locations alone while she is incubating a foetus.

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PLL Original Sin: Episodes 1, 2 & 3 (Pregnant? Don’t Break Your Angela Waters!)

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 01:12:07 GMT

The Pretty Little Liars spin off "PLL Original Sin" is HERE and the girls are already loving it! As they watch the first batch of episodes, Hayley and Ashley take note of the many parallels between the OG series and it's new Millwood doppelgangers, rejoice in the way the absolute predators in the show aren't painted as old hotties, foam at the mouth for the Karen/Kelly evil twin theory and just generally enjoy the exciting new show - I. Marlene King is back to slay! Although, even with it's many positives, they do notice that there are multiple times where the new girlies can, but do not, call an adult.

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2.18: In This House, We Stanley Splice

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:31:51 GMT

As they watch PLL season 2 episode 18 "A Kiss Before Lying", the girls are THRILLED that both hat watch AND chaotic Byron are BACK. Hayley reveals that she's a business bitch who has been trying to get all the PLL faves onto the pod, meanwhile Ashley reads her chaotic speech-to-text notes in a dressing gown while recording from her bed. Also, Aria wears an iconically hideous outfit that looks like the famous Australian cold treat Splice, and the girls get into a full on BRAWL as the episode wraps up, oop!

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PLL Original Sin Trailer Watch-Along

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 02:41:19 GMT

Join the girls as they girl-along while watching the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin!!!!!!!! They speculate about the tone of the spin-off series, break down their plan to cover the new show and celebrate the continuation of mama culture in the PLLCU (Pretty Little Liars Cinematic Universe)

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2.17: Toburkulosis

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 21:00:00 GMT

While re-watching season 2 episode 17 "The Blond Leading The Blind" of PLL, Ashley and Hayley decide on their next mutual birthday presents for each other, ridicule Spencer for choosing Flop Emily of all people to break up Spoby for her, and ask where the mall from the pilot went? Also, they are very sad to diagnose king Toburky with a brand new disease in which he is patient zero: Toburkulosis (RIP Toburky).

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2.16: Not A Sportsgirl, Not Yet A Sportswoman

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 02:41:18 GMT

While re-watching season 2 episode 16 of PLL., "Let The Water Hold Me Down", Ashley and Hayley remark on the OBSESSION with the mere concept of lake water at this point in the show. They also decide that Vecna is A (The Duffer Brothers have clearly stolen I. Marlene King's I.P, oop), try to figure out what a "sweater set" is, cheer on the bad bitches Janelle and Mrs. Fulch, and most importantly - hypothesise what music Ashley Bath Salts Marin would be listening to in the tub while Lucas breaks into her home, accosting her daughter.

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2.15: Hotline FLOP

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 04:01:03 GMT

While recapping PLL season 2 episode 15 "Hot Piece of 'A'", Ash and Hayley reminisce on all things Caleb's barch with a loving prum. They also cringe for their messy king Byron as he stares at Ezra's bed and imagines his daughter getting absolutely LAID in it (woof). This episode sees Emily and Lucas both not understanding how to be on either end of a crisis hotline phone call without absolutely blowing their anonymity, which we completely expect from our two floppy icons. Also, WE'RE ON THE LAKE, BITCH.

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2.14: Sounds Like THAT

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:12:31 GMT

While re-watching the ACTION PACKED episode 14 of season 2 of PLL (“Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares"), Ashley and Hayley OBSESS over the most unhinged and nonsensical jump rope song of all time, that helps them discover their new favourite phrase (applicable to all situations), "sounds like THAT". They also revel in Emily circling the word YES on a chalkboard like she's been possessed, cheer on Mike Loose Unit Montgomery for stepping up his game in this ep, and introduce Eyedrop Corner (sponsored by Lucas' chlorine intolerance). And, unfortunately for all, they throw up everywhere (emotionally) as Ezra and Aria tell Aria's parents about their inappropriate relationship (BIG YIKES).

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2.13: The Alison Beetch That Makes You Old

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 04:13:15 GMT

In a truly unhinged ep of CAA, Hayley and Ashley watch the season 2 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (oooooh, spooky!) "The First Secret" which is set in Ye Olde 2008 (before Ali disappeared). Ash and Hayley agree that Byron Fish Lips Foot-Gomery is more fun and happy when cheating (even if it's obviously immoral), straight up HATE Alison DIE-Laurentis, and by popular demand, HAT WATCH IS BACK!

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2.12: Spoburky’s Hypothetical Ripped Offspring

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 02:49:30 GMT

As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome you to the (Josie and the Pussycat)Doll era as the pull-string dolls enter Rosewood. Hayley repeatedly refers to Ella as Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery as the girls discuss her ability to be a fantastic parent and teacher - and unfortunately for all of us, Spoburky imagine having a baby with a 6 pack and it is, dare we say, revolting????

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2.11: It’s Giving Grandma

Tue, 24 May 2022 02:34:22 GMT

As they discuss PLL season 2 episode 11 "I Must Confess", Hayley and Ashley marvel in the newest star of Rosewood (and the introduction to the GCU: Grandma Cinematic Universe), Queen Regina Marin (Hanna's Grandma). They ask the vital question, "who is Uncle Roy?" and are excited to yell "Spoby Makeout Truck" in the infamous cadence of "Toby Crash Bike" from episode 4 of Call An Adult.

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2.10: Get A Grip!

Tue, 17 May 2022 03:04:13 GMT

After weeks of rest and "real life", Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a recap of season 2 episode 10 of Pretty Little Liars, "Touched By An (A)ngel". They go into the fact that Rosewood high gives of private school vibes even though it must be a public school (right????), the Bing.com paid advertisement conspiracy of 2011, the icon that is "Itsy Bitsy" and THEE massage moment.

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2.09: Morgeous Morgeous Girls

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 23:58:50 GMT

While discussing season 2 episode 9 of PLL, "Picture This" Ashley and Hayley discover their taglines as the Real Podcasters of Rosewood, Ashley will not drop a bit about Hayley being a p*do apologist, and they decide that all roads would lead to Rosewood. Also, they work out their official roles in the pod: Hayley is on set dec and Ashley is on plot.

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2.08: Suck vs F*ck

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 23:15:55 GMT

While recapping PLL's season 2 episode 8, "Save The Date', Ashley and Hayley momentarily turn Call An Adult into a Saddle Club podcast, they discuss the politics of suck vs f*ck, marvel in a Haleb prum at Bake House, and definitively decide that the E in EGOT stands for Ella. Oh, and Emily has finally entered her stomach ulcer era as Hanna and Caleb sit in a gutter and watch ginger children eat ice cream (???)

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2.07: Montgomery Swingers Party

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 23:52:54 GMT

As they cover season 2 episode 7, "Surface Tension", Hayley and Ashley discuss all the players attending the Montgomery Swingers Party, Mike's bizarre car door vanity mirror (???) and definitively decide that whether it's true or not, to them, Byron is A. Also Ashley is being compulsively X-rated on this one.

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2.06: No Kahntext

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 20:00:00 GMT

As they cover season 2 episode 6 "Never Letting Go", Pretty Little Liars historians Ashley and Hayley discuss Hanna being "social", the atrocity that is Diet House, Funty Hoe-na and the life of the party, DJ Noel Kahn. Also, Peter Hastings answers the ultimate question... Salty, or sweet?

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2.05: Byronasaurus Sex

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping season 2 episode 5 "The Devil You Know" Ashley and Hayley discover an exciting new layer of Ashley Marin: she is a Barb!!! There's a Sad Baby Alert with Melissa's unborn child, and Ashley vehemently defends The Goonies. Also, the girls continue to prum at Caleb's barch (only true CAA stans understand this chaotic language).

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2.04: Jason’s T*ts & Trauma

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 20:00:00 GMT

As they discuss season 2 episode 4 of PLL, "Blind Dates", Hayley and Ashley fawn over Jason DiLaurentis' bare chested basketball bod, coin the phrase to describe one of Aria's outfits as "jockabilly" and go into the importance of Byron's Double Bez Pancakes (while hypothesising how good it would be if he has his own, in character spin-off cooking show). They would also like to formally apologise for continually bringing up RHOP supervillain Michael Darby.

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2.03 - Go Off, Fit B*tch (with Ally Sheehan)

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are once again joined by Internet Icon Ally (Dally) Sheehan to recap another PLL episode, "My Name Is Trouble". Ally reads some of the A theories from her old PLL fan theory blog (https://prettylittleconspiracies.tumblr.com/) and the girls applaud her commitment as a fan. They all discuss how Tom Marin is a certified FLOP, how Aria is ablest and that Isobel has a very unfortunate picture saved to her contact information in Tom's phone - all while everyone drools over Jason and Caleb, as always.

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2.02 - Japanese Cartoon Porn Book (with Ally Sheehan)

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley welcome special guest, YouTuber, content creator and self-identifying Aria stan Ally Sheehan onto the podcast to re-cap season 2 episode 2, "The Goodbye Look". In this episode, many a jean is creamed while Jason is being hot in general, there is yet ANOTHER unrealistically public make out between Aria and Ezra, and Alison coins the iconic phrase "Japanese Cartoon Porn Book" (which the girls organically refer to as "Japanudes").

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2.01: Pino Grigi-Hoe

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

In Ashley and Hayley's first ever in person recording, they excitedly recap the PLL season 2 premiere, "It's Alive". They decide Caleb can "tear it from hole to hole", that Hanna Banana should actually be pronounced "Hahnah Bahnahnah" and explain the very confusing concept of Cunanan (FKA canon). Also, they do a deep dive into the bizarre files and contents of Emily's desktop on her laptop.

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Season 1 Recap: Chaotic Edition

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley do a quick run through of all the important characters, plot points and insanity of Pretty Little Liars season 1 for those who need a recap, or those who want to relive all the chaos (sponsored by Chaotic Byron, as always).

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Season 1 Palette Cleanser: Trivia & Quizzes

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 20:05:00 GMT

*EPISODE HAS SPOILERS BEYOND SEASON 1 SO DON'T LISTEN IF YOU'RE NOT FINISHED PRETTY LITTLE LIARS* Ashley and Hayley celebrate finishing season 1 by delving into some bonus trivia, Hayley seeing the Noah Centineo snapchat video for the first time, and doing some very silly quizzes.

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1.22: For Whomst The Bell Dongs (with Dale Anderson)

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 02:18:52 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are joined by animator, illustrator, storyboard artist, improviser and goof king extraordinaire Dale Anderson to re-cap the PLL season 1 finale, "For Whom The Bell Tolls"! While Ashley basks in Hayley and Dale's true love, they discuss the concept of snow globes in the PLL universe, go on a very long word association run that ends in the conception of the new automotive company Suba-Hoobastank, and Dale asks the age old question "why is Ian here?" Also, love is sent to the Italians repeatedly and there is big talk about The Big Dong.

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1.21: The CLOWNders Festival (with Jayden Masciulli)

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 00:35:54 GMT

As they watch the penultimate episode of season 1 "Monsters In The End" Ashley and Hayley are joined by friend, comedian and most importantly, SCREENWRITER HUNK Jayden Masciulli! They discover the elite social media platform "Website Page", can't help but notice how Mrs. Ackard steals the episode by being a sneaky sneak, and compare Jackie Molina's profile picture to that squinty meme of Miley Cyrus (you know the one). Oh, and it's the dang FOUNDERS FESTIVAL IN ROSEWOOD, Y'ALL (which basically just means there are carnivals and one too many clowns, ugh).

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1.19 & 1.20: KaraNOke

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

In this episode of the pod, Ashley and Hayley recap episodes 19 & 20 of PLL: A Person of Interest and Someone To Watch Over Me. They marvel over how Jenna is manifesting superpowers through her fiction writing, the beautiful beginning of Spoby and the ooky spooky Owl necklace that brings Haleb crumbling to the ground. This is also the episode where the girls compare the HORRENDOUS karaoke scene to that of Caitlyn Jenner on The Masked Singer (aka, an embarrassing catastrophe).

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1.17 & 1.18: The Real Teens of Rosewood

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 22:27:15 GMT

After some nutella induced audio issues, Ashley and Hayley are back with a very exciting episode. While recapping episodes "The New Normal" and "The Bad Seed", the girls applaud all things Chaotic Byron, make housewives-esque taglines for each of the Liars for the fictional show "The Real Teens of Rosewood" and LOSE THEIR MINDS at THE shower scene with Caleb and Hanna. They also create two unnecessary scales of comparison - shum vs prum and soft cover vs hard cover.

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1.15 & 1.16: PLL? More Like POOL LL

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley are here for all the pool related content in episodes "If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again" and "Je Suis Une Amie", but they are NOT here for the foul play by the water (psychopath, more like psychoPAIGE!) The girls discuss how concerning it is that A is compared to Hitler in one scene, The Infamous Bead Lady and that the Montgomery's are in Sausage Heaven! Also, two important developments happen in this episode: Spoby begins to form, and it's discovered that Chad Lowe has fish lips.

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1.13 & 1.14: Welcome to The Caleb Era

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley welcome listeners into two very important PLL era's while recapping "Know Your Frenemies" and "Careful What U Wish 4": The Blackmail Era and the best era of all, THE CALEB ERA! They also begin the ep with "Foot/Hand Corner", discuss the infamous Unaccompanied Ice Cream Minors, and celebrate Sean finally being cut loose after becoming a literal cuck thanks to A! Oh, and Aria and Ezra profess their gross love to each other but that's more of a blip than something to celebrate.

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1.011 & 1.12: Get Your Shoes Off The Furniture!

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

While recapping "Moments Later" and "Salt Meets Wound", Ashley and Hayley beg the PLL characters to get their shoes off the furniture, discuss Mona's $1000 bra, and they ask the important question "how do these girls masturbate if they're being watched by A 24/7?" This episode includes a special guest cameo from Ashley's mum, and the star of these episodes, Bad Acting Flashback Party Girl.

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1.10: I Know You Want To Massage Me (with Millie Holten)

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Ashley and Hayley watch the mid-season finale, "Keep Your Friends Close" with special guest, writer, comedian, podcaster, artist and PLL virgin Millie Holten! They revel in the show stopping character Mrs. Potter, reiterate that liking old movies is NOT a personality trait, criticise how Hanna is unrealistically hit by a car and ask the question "why is there a massage station at Mona's glamping birthday party?"

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1.08 & 1.09: Noel Kahn NEEDS His Crazy Bread

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

As they cover season 1 episodes "Please Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone" and "The Perfect Storm", Ashley and Hayley ask the age old question "Why is Detective Wilden allowed inside Rosewood High School without a warrant?" They also obsess over Ashley Marin going to see Transformers 2 in theatres alone, how Alison was straight up just a bad person, and the iconic moment where Noel Kahn had to wait for his crazy bread.

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1.06 & 1.07: Toby Crash Bike

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 02:29:00 GMT

While asking the age old question "Who the hell is Chris Pizinni?!" Ashley and Hayley cover sister episodes "There's No Place Like Homecoming" and "The Homecoming Hangover" centred around - you guessed it - Homecoming! They get excited over the arrival of Lucas, an actor playing a painter who deserves multiple Emmy awards, and recite the phrase "Toby Crash Bike" repeatedly. Meanwhile, they shake their little heads at Mona being transphobic and cruel, Aria's poor decision making, and throw in many references to the 2004 psychological drama "Mean Creek".

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1.04 & 1.05: We All Scream For Buttercream

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 21:13:55 GMT

Join the girls for a discussion about Emily’s red scarf, poetry slams, and all the chaos happening in Rosewood as we dive into episodes 4 & 5 of PLL – ‘Can You Hear Me Now’ and ‘Reality Bites Me’. In this episode, Ash and Hayley ask the big questions. What’s the white substance in Toby’s locker? Are long-term lab partners a thing outside the US? Who is the mystical hallway teacher? And what the heck is a buttercream?

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1.02 & 1.03: Apple Rose Grillionaires

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 21:00:00 GMT

It's time for the girls to re-watch iconic PLL episodes "The Jenna Thing" and "To Kill A Mockingirl". While addressing the iconic Rosewood eatery that is the Apple Rose Grill (ever heard of it?) Ashley and Hayley finally get into the inciting incident of this silly show: The Jenna Thing. They also question the comical size of Aria's coffee orders, the spookiness of Toby Cavanaugh and Hanna's daddy issues.

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1.01: Pilot AKA The Genesis of Ali’s Yellow Top

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 21:56:19 GMT

Ash & Hayley kick off the PLL re-watch journey with the crown jewel of Pretty Little Liars – the pilot! The girls discuss Spencer’s barn reno, Iceland being treated like it’s the middle of nowhere, and how every grown man in Rosewood LOVES a teen.

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Call An Adult - Trailer

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 04:00:42 GMT

Listen to a sneak peek of Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast where Ashley and Hayley critique Spencer's ability to renovate an entire barn exquisitely at the age of 15. Follow us on Instagram @call.an.adult for more content and any podcast updates!

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