Jesus used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Real birds of PRAY! 

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Classic Dante fake out!

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Cain was what I like to call a farmer. Because that’s what he was… A farmer. Abel was a shepherd.

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Liar liar, so now you suffer the restless inner turmoil that you experienced from constantly having to keep up with your lies in order to maintain false narratives resulting in a punishment in the afterlife that represents the destructive nature of your false words and how they consumed and harmed you and everyone around you!

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Go ahead, look up Bryan Johnson and his undying fear of aging and eventual death.

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When I say I'm teaching not preaching, I mean I'm teaching you about historical religious intolerance. NOT teaching that the intolerance was justified.

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Dante sees these counselors being more along the lines of Stephen Miller, or Elon Musk, or Steve Bannon, or Laura Loomer, or Nancy Pelosi, or Megan Kelly, or Dan Bongino, or Tucker Carslon, or Mitch McConnell, or AOC, or Trevor Noah, or Al Gore, or Rachel Maddow or- you get the idea.

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No time for rest, kid! You wanna be remembered? You gotta earn it! Blood, sweat, and tears! You’ve gotta go through hell to reach that sweet heavenly glory!

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Listen Murky, you don’t get to have your cake and eat it too! You don’t get to vote for something you disagree with and get credit for both disagreeing AND voting for it! You either do the right thing and get credit, or you do the wrong thing and get the blame. This lady, I tells ya, she’s the type of person that would put on that lead lined robe and call it a bipartisan compromise. Sometimes, hypocrisy isn’t just a sin, it’s a fashion statement.

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Silly me! The original version of this episode had some editing errors. I updated the audio file so if you're reading this message in the show notes, that means (hopefully) it's been fixed.

Grafters are corrupt politicians and brokers who abuse their authority in office by accepting bribes, or abusing their financial power.

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Canto 20 The Diviners

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The diviners ditch will be populated by all the Teal Swans, Kelli Millers, and Tyler Henrys, and David Koreshes, and all the other false prophets.

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You ever want to hear an old lady talking about southern secretions and the proper stickiness of mucus? Neither did I.

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You’re on the Whitehouse lawn. You’re tired, you’re confused, you feel hopeless and lost. In front of you is Rachel Maddow (Leopard), to your left is Tucker Carlson (Lion), to your right is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (She-Wolf). Mitt Romney shows up as if from nowhere. He tells you not to fear, because this is your destiny and he will protect you.

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Athena was what you might call, Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry, I mean a victim blamer.

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Canto 15 and 16 Sodomites

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God's wrath is NOT defined by sexuality.

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Champions can only champion so much.

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Dante and Virgil look upon many of these fallen souls with a great amount of pity and sympathy. A lot of people look at suicide as nothing but a final selfish act. They hear the word suicide, and it brings up more anger than understanding, even if they didn’t know the victim. Especially if they didn’t know the victim. Dante’s understanding of the topic is admirable to say the least. For him it’s less HOW COULD YOU!? and more I’m sorry for what you were going through.

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Shove it, you Fred Durst lookin’ mother f***er! Take you’re stupid, over-hyped, over-played, washed-up nu-metal rage and get lost!

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Sometimes I ramble, and sometimes I can get a little lost in my own convoluted thoughts. I’m going to do my best to keep things clear though because this situation is complicated.

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Canto 10 Heretics

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Dante wasn’t a fan of Epicurus and his materialistic views, and definitely didn’t appreciate some guy telling people there was no afterlife because God didn’t really care about ‘em. Enough about that though. Epicurus is only a small part of this circle.

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Erictho is a witch found in Roman literature. Notably Lucan’s Pharsalia… yeah, I’ve never read it, and I’m not going to for the sake of this project. From what I understand though, in it Erictho is a necromancer. She lives in cemeteries and can be found on battlefields, collecting body parts for spells. She can raise the dead and force spirits to show her the future.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 6 Canto 7 Circle 4 Hoarders and Wasters

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I like to imagine this entire thing as an episode of Mere Kat Manor.

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Lady Fortuna! You have given too much wealth to too few people! For every billionaire sipping champagne on a yacht, there are 20,000 millionaires checking their portfolios, a million people rationing rice, and 250,000 praying the power stays on.

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Dante is less concerned with historical or mythological accuracy here, and more concerned with theology. His version of Cerberus is an all-encompassing symbol of gluttony.

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Canto 5 Lust

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Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

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Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Greek mythology is like supes weird okay... Honestly, I could go further down this rabbit hole, and we could spiral into the depravity of bestiality together, but I'm not sure that's how I want to spend my time with you... Well... Maybe just a little depravity... Little bit.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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They weren't bad. They were just born that way.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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I’m not here to make anyone angry. I’ll complain about the left AND the right, and I won’t insist there’s a god above, just like I won’t insist there isn’t one. Again, there’s great people on both sides. So, what do ya say, how about you and me go grab some cofvefe?

For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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Before we get too snuggled up with each other, I feel it’s important to remind you (and I’ll remind you again at some point I’m sure) that I’m not a scholar. I’m not a professor. I’m not even a professional of anything. By day I’m just a lowly janitor. By night I’m just an ordinary guy reading about Dante, and somewhere in between, I’m just some rando typing into a word processor (and maybe talking into a microphone). Okay, now moving on.

For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!

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OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen

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Noodles Al Dante is a chaotic trip through Dantes Inferno. It ditches the academic examinations in favor of a format we simple folk can understand.

It's full of silly voices, bad words, gross jokes, pop culture references both relevant and irrelevant, and an irresponsible amount of politically divisive rhetoric.

So if you don't like jokes about Joe Biden's corruption or his failing cognitive state, or jokes about those gouls Stephen Miller and Brett Kavanaugh, or Bernie Sanders impressions, or jabs at Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Nancy Pelosi, if you get upset when people make fun of Donald Trump, or J.D Vance and his furniture, you might just wanna stay away, because like Nebraska, Noodles Al Dante isn't for everyone.

Definitely stay away if you get offended by jokes about Mere Kats.

If you're looking for all the fun of a chaotic trip through hell without anything offensive (but still ridiculously fun) the clean book version, The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book, will be available when this podcast officially launches!

For the time being you can check out clips and junk at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

And if you're wondering when this show will officially launch, it's February 17, 2026!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.