60 acast.com PTOLEMY https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/ptolemy en Paulie Austin-Teague comedy,absurd,diary,fiction,audiobook,serialised Paulie Austin-Teague 'PTOLEMY'' is the audiobook/podcast version of a twelve-part zine, in diary form. A diary to rival that of Samuel Pepys', or Robert Falcon Scott's, or Richard Hammond's. It's the exciting tale of a talented (well, enthusiastic) writer, who returns to their home town of Ptolemy after a nasty breakup with a fiery Scottish woman called Damson. It's urbane, it's witty, it's absurd (not surreal). 


Every issue of the accompanying zine can be downloaded, for free/PWYW, from the Itch page.


Written and read by Paulie Austin-Teague.

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]]> 'PTOLEMY'' is the audiobook/podcast version of a twelve-part zine, in diary form. A diary to rival that of Samuel Pepys', or Robert Falcon Scott's, or Richard Hammond's. It's the exciting tale of a talented (well, enthusiastic) writer, who returns to their home town of Ptolemy after a nasty breakup with a fiery Scottish woman called Damson. It's urbane, it's witty, it's absurd (not surreal). 


Every issue of the accompanying zine can be downloaded, for free/PWYW, from the Itch page.


Written and read by Paulie Austin-Teague.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> false Paulie Austin-Teague paulsamazonprime2000@gmail.com 6a20aee03ab59ca4e2d593f1 ptolemy https://assets.pippa.io/shows/cover/1780526767494-e6dc9b0f-3669-4122-a1c9-248178ddb3a9.jpeg https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/ptolemy PTOLEMY PTOLEMY II PTOLEMY II Sun, 31 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT 49:31 6a20b34c5ef62e6e7e9733f8 true https://ptolemyville.itch.io/ptolemy-ii 6a20b34c5ef62e6e7e9733f8 6a20aee03ab59ca4e2d593f1 The Rise of The Lonely Hearts Club full 1 2 It's March, and our humble diarist is loved up to the nines! But all is not well in Ptolemy, and a bitter war for the affections of a beautiful chip-shop girl is about to break out...


  • What's wrong with Mum?
  • Just who is the mysterious owner of the Ptolemy Lyceum?
  • What dangers lurk at the heart of the Safari Park?
  • Can you believe that Silvio Berlusconi and Veronica Lario have split up?!


Answers to these questions, and more, in 'PTOLEMY II' - The Rise of The Lonely Hearts Club!


Read the accompanying zine here!

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]]> It's March, and our humble diarist is loved up to the nines! But all is not well in Ptolemy, and a bitter war for the affections of a beautiful chip-shop girl is about to break out...


  • What's wrong with Mum?
  • Just who is the mysterious owner of the Ptolemy Lyceum?
  • What dangers lurk at the heart of the Safari Park?
  • Can you believe that Silvio Berlusconi and Veronica Lario have split up?!


Answers to these questions, and more, in 'PTOLEMY II' - The Rise of The Lonely Hearts Club!


Read the accompanying zine here!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> PTOLEMY I PTOLEMY I Thu, 30 Apr 2026 23:00:00 GMT 34:00 6a20b0aa3ab59ca4e2d64f04 true https://ptolemyville.itch.io/ptolemy-1 6a20b0aa3ab59ca4e2d64f04 6a20aee03ab59ca4e2d593f1 Homecoming full 1 1 It's February. After a horrendous breakup with a fiery Scottish lassie called Damson, our heartsick diarist is heading home to Ptolemy - a small, backwater town somewhere in the vicinity of Birmingham. 


  • Will sour grapes spoil the most romantic month of the year for our scribe? 
  • Will a new career in a new (old) town prove fruitful? 
  • Will Mum's burgeoning relationship with Darren, the DPD driver, yield fruit? 
  • Why does fruit keep popping up, and why does it remind our hero of their lost love? ... 


Find out, in 'PTOLEMY I' - the first exciting episode in a series of twelve*!


Read the accompanying zine here!

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]]> It's February. After a horrendous breakup with a fiery Scottish lassie called Damson, our heartsick diarist is heading home to Ptolemy - a small, backwater town somewhere in the vicinity of Birmingham. 


  • Will sour grapes spoil the most romantic month of the year for our scribe? 
  • Will a new career in a new (old) town prove fruitful? 
  • Will Mum's burgeoning relationship with Darren, the DPD driver, yield fruit? 
  • Why does fruit keep popping up, and why does it remind our hero of their lost love? ... 


Find out, in 'PTOLEMY I' - the first exciting episode in a series of twelve*!


Read the accompanying zine here!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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